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I'm getting ready for school.

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Open this door, Andrew.

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Listen to me.
No, you're drunk.

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I'm what?

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Excuse me?

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I said unlock the door.

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Andrew?

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Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m.,
and you are drunk.

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Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk
or not, you little shit. Aren't you?

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What are you doing in there, huh?

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I'm filming this.
Huh?

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What? I bought a camera, and I'm
filming everything from here on out.

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<i>And it is yours
right now for only 46.50! Yeah!</i>

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Mom? Mom.

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Hey.

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Say hello
to my new camera for me.

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Who's the audience? Just the millions
of people that are watching at home.

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Do I look awful?
No, no, no, Mom.

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You look...
You look great.

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It's a nice camera.
Well, thanks, Mom.

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So, um, should I ask
about the camera or...

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Uh, I don't know.
I'm... I'm filming things now.

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I'm filming everything.
You're filming everything?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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God, make it stop.

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Have you ever read
any Arthur Schopenhauer?

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No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?

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He's, um... He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.

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For school?
No, no.

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Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...

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as beings of pure will, right?
Okay.

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So all emotional and physical desires
can never be fulfilled.

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So basically you're telling me
that I should give up on life.

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Yes. Okay.

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- Come on, man!
- Oh, God.

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- I'll see you later.
- All right, dude. Peace.

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Learning time.

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Get out of the way.

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Are you not coming in?
I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?

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Uh, you're gonna be late
for first period.

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This is my school.

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I guess.

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Okay.

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Hey, you! Hey, guy.
Vote for Steve for senior class president.

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Vote for Steve.
Yeah, I got it.

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This is where I eat lunch.

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Out here on the bleachers.

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...Four, five, six, seven, eight.
And one...

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'Cause I don't wanna
see anybody pull up. That's right.

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Way to your left. There you go, Jack.
That's right. Okay.

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A cohesive unit today.

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...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

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I don't want to see
any crap out there. All right?

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...T-O-R-Y!

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Whoo! Good job.
All right.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Could you not videotape us, please?
It's really creepy.

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Uh, no. I wasn't.

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Hi! This is the hallway
where my locker is.

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What is this?

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What's up, Detmer?

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Wow, you should be on television.
Man, you're on a film, man.

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Pretty on camera.

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Smile, man. You look pretty.
You gonna cry? You gonna cry?

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Sean, come on.
Give it back.

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Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?

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Here you go. Here she is.
In one piece.

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- Oh! Oh, guys.

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Almost.

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Assholes! Come on!

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All right.
You ready to bounce? Yeah.

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There's a party tonight.

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Okay.

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Haven Hills.

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Wait.
I thought Haven Hills was closed.

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It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?

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No.

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When was the last time you went to a party?
I don't go to parties.

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You're a senior. You are a senior.
I don't go to parties.

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Just come.
I'll think about it, okay?

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Okay.

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But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?

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What?

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Maybe leave your camera at home.

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Why?
Because it's a little weird.

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It serves a purpose.

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I'm... I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?

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This is me being your friend
and telling you...

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you should probably
not take the camera to a party.

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Okay.

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This is my street.

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And those are the official
douche bags of my street.

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What the hell's that?
Oh, great.

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Hey! What you doing?
Andrew!

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No, I wasn't... Don't film me, Detmer!
Don't film me.

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Run to your house, bitch!

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<i>This is where I eat lunch.</i>

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<i>Out here on the bleachers.</i>

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What do you want?

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When I say open that door, you
open the door. You got it?

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Finish your goddamn homework.

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Matt, are you sure it's here?
Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay?

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Oh, yeah.

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Wow. Look. A rave.

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Oh, wow. Look.
A nerd with a camera.

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What? Just don't follow
me around all night, okay?

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What do you mean? I thought... I thought
you wanted me to come with you.

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I did. I did. But just go and do
your own thing for once, okay?

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I don't drink.

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Hey! Hey!

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Hey!

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Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?

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Oh, I don't... Um...

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Oh!
What?

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- I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.

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- Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog.
- Oh.

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Andrew. Andrew. You should check it out.
It's actually...

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Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
Hey.

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How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.

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This is pretty lame, right?

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Why is it lame?

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You know, Jung said
parties are just...

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people's way of
seeking widespread validation.

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I'm not one to clamor
to be cool, you know.

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Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology
spin on this barn party, Matt.

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That's awesome.

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Awesome.

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- You're awesome.
- Hey, Matt.

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Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?

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You filming my girlfriend?

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Yes or no?

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No, I... I'm not filming anything.
I'm just filming the party. Okay.

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I should break your bitch-ass nose.
You know that?

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No, I wasn't...
Don't talk back to me.

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Bitch.
Okay.

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Andrew?

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Andrew.

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Andrew.

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With the camera.

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Can we... Can we use that thing?
What?

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We found the craziest shit,
and we gotta get it on tape.

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Uh, it's not...
What's up, man?

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You okay?
Yeah. I'm... I'm Andrew.

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Okay. I'm Steve.

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Steve Montgomery.
Yeah, I know.

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Really?

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Matt and I were just hanging out,

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and we found this cool little...

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this thing.
Wait. You're with Matt?

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You might want to get it on tape.
No, I just... I don't really.

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Dude, just come on.
Just come get it on tape. It'll be cool.

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I don't know.
Trust me.

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All right.
Yeah, man.

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You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?

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And you're all by yourself
next to a tree?

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I'm just really picky.

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Listen. I really don't think... Is there a
light on that thing? Like, on the camera?

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Uh, yeah. Here.

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What were you guys
doing out here?

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A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.

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What thing?

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You'll see.

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Oh, that's... that's right!
Andrew Detmer!

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I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.

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You always had that
gray zip-up hoodie.

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Garetty!
You remember that?

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Yeah, I got a... I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.

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Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi...

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Down here!
Ah, there we go.

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Garetty, what's up?
I see you! Matt!

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You see me?
Yeah, where did everybody go?

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They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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Do you see that?
Guys, what is that?

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Do you see it? Is that the camera?
Yeah, I got him!

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Do you guys know how to get back from here?
Is it still making that sound?

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Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.

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Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.

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No, no, no, no.
You gotta get in. Okay, okay.

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You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole.
Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me.

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Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you in.
We're just trying to get it on camera.

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Listen. Can you hear that?
Shh, shh.

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What...

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I think we got it.

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Wait. How creepy is that?

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Is this sound coming up? I don't know.
I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right?

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Hello! All right, dude.
We're going inside.

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I'm going back. Come on, you guys.
I gotta know.

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Matt, seriously,
we... Hey, wait, wait. Steve!

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Steve!

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Oh, shit! He's a ninja.

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Matt!

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Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt.
What are you doing?

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Are you serious?

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Andrew, can you give me some light?
Matt, don't be an idiot.

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Whoop! Whoop!

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Matt!
Matt, you're my ride home!

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Oh!

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Smells terrible.
You guys!

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Matt!

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Hello?

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Andrew's such a pussy. All right.
Does it go down much deeper, or what?

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- Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.
- Andrew, bring the light.

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Look at the walls.
It's like a straight shot down.

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Probably already come
like 40 or 50 feet.

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Yeah, just don't
talk about it, okay?

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You ever... You ever heard of
Plato's “Allegory of the Cave”?

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I don't know, Matt.
Let's just get this over with.

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Oh, Shit!

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Holy shit.

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The hell is that?

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Matt, I'm not kidding.
I can't breathe.

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Come on.
Andrew, look at this.

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What...

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Can you believe this?

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Matt.

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What am I looking at?

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Ah, shit! I am
freaking out right now!

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Matt!
Can we get out of here, please?

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Is it showing up
on the camera like that?

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I don't know, man.

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It's messing with it. I
don't really want to film...

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Dude, I'll buy you a new one.

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Touch one.

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Matt!

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Matt, look at this!
What?

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Look at this!

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Dude, what is...

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Dude, no way!

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It's changing colors!
Oh, my God.

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Must be reacting to heat.

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I can't hear you over that...
- This is awesome.

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Oh! Dude, your nose!

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Steve, Steve!

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Steve!

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- Steve!

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Matt, dude, put your phone down.
Turn it off.

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Okay, okay, okay.
Steve, you too.

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All right.
We have to document this.

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- Okay. Are you guys ready?
- Yeah. I'm ready.

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All right. Here we go.
Okay, Steve... What?

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Can you move to your left?

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Here?
Um, yeah. That's good.

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And then, Matt,

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can you just go
right in front of Steve?

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Um...

248
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Here? Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

249
00:14:48.179 --> 00:14:49.852
This is the ball test.

250
00:14:49.972 --> 00:14:51.645
You ready?
Yep.

251
00:14:54.852 --> 00:14:56.854
Oh!

252
00:14:57.855 --> 00:15:00.233
What the shit, Steve?

253
00:15:00.316 --> 00:15:03.661
Get off! Get off!
What are you doing? Underhand.

254
00:15:03.778 --> 00:15:05.530
I tried, man. I tried.

255
00:15:07.198 --> 00:15:08.700
Let's do it. Let's do it.
All right.

256
00:15:08.825 --> 00:15:10.543
All right. Wait, wait.
We good?

257
00:15:10.660 --> 00:15:12.458
We said underhand, right?
Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah.

258
00:15:12.537 --> 00:15:13.754
Okay.

259
00:15:16.457 --> 00:15:18.505
Underneath. I'm on you.
You're not gonna get me this time.

260
00:15:18.626 --> 00:15:19.878
You ready? Yeah.

261
00:15:20.002 --> 00:15:22.346
I'm on it. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.

262
00:15:22.422 --> 00:15:24.220
Let's go.

263
00:15:24.340 --> 00:15:25.887
Oh!

264
00:15:25.967 --> 00:15:29.062
Yeah!
The crowd goes wild!

265
00:15:29.178 --> 00:15:31.226
Yeah, I'm ready. All right.
Matt, beam him. Beam him.

266
00:15:31.347 --> 00:15:33.315
I'm... I'm going to.
Beam him.

267
00:15:34.684 --> 00:15:35.856
Oh!

268
00:15:35.977 --> 00:15:37.900
Oh!
No way! Shit!

269
00:15:37.979 --> 00:15:39.697
Wait, wait, wait.
That's great!

270
00:15:39.814 --> 00:15:41.487
He did it!
I did it! I did it!

271
00:15:41.607 --> 00:15:43.280
That is crazy!
Oh, my God!

272
00:15:43.401 --> 00:15:44.903
Look at it!
Oh, my God!

273
00:15:44.986 --> 00:15:46.829
Holy shit! Oh, my God.

274
00:15:46.904 --> 00:15:48.702
Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding.
You're bleeding.

275
00:15:48.781 --> 00:15:50.829
Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.

276
00:15:50.950 --> 00:15:53.794
You did it! Yes!

277
00:15:53.911 --> 00:15:56.380
Oh. All right. Pop-up.
Ready? Yeah.

278
00:15:58.458 --> 00:15:59.926
Yes!

279
00:16:00.042 --> 00:16:02.261
Put on the music.
Oh, yeah.

280
00:16:05.548 --> 00:16:07.175
Yes.

281
00:16:11.345 --> 00:16:15.646
Matt, you have... you have to pretend like
you're squeezing them together with your hands.

282
00:16:15.725 --> 00:16:19.446
That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.

283
00:16:23.357 --> 00:16:25.780
- I can't do it, dude.
- I give up.

284
00:16:25.860 --> 00:16:27.828
You do it.
You're better at this than I am.

285
00:16:27.904 --> 00:16:29.622
Oh, really? Am I?
Really?

286
00:16:29.697 --> 00:16:31.449
Just do it.

287
00:16:36.621 --> 00:16:37.793
Oh.

288
00:16:37.914 --> 00:16:39.962
Sick.

289
00:16:41.042 --> 00:16:43.591
Dude, I hate you!
That's...

290
00:16:44.295 --> 00:16:46.593
I'm impressed, man.
I am impressed. That's amazing.

291
00:16:46.672 --> 00:16:48.140
That was awesome, dude.

292
00:16:48.257 --> 00:16:49.930
Oh, no!
Come on, dude.

293
00:16:50.051 --> 00:16:51.769
That is not cool.
What?

294
00:16:51.886 --> 00:16:53.479
That is not cool.
My Legos.

295
00:16:53.596 --> 00:16:56.566
<i>You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.</i>

296
00:16:56.641 --> 00:16:59.144
“Three weeks.”
<i>I'm not stupid.</i>

297
00:16:59.227 --> 00:17:01.821
<i>I think you're hiding something from me.
You better call me back.</i>

298
00:17:01.896 --> 00:17:03.523
Wow. I love you.

299
00:17:03.606 --> 00:17:05.984
I'm gonna get a brick through my window.
I am legitimately scared.

300
00:17:06.067 --> 00:17:08.365
I have an election coming up,
and I don't have time for this.

301
00:17:08.444 --> 00:17:11.163
Dude, why are you asking us
for advice on girls?

302
00:17:11.239 --> 00:17:12.912
Because we're his mistress.

303
00:17:15.076 --> 00:17:17.625
So, what, you think it's,
like, radiation or something?

304
00:17:17.745 --> 00:17:19.998
- Radiation from what?
- Dude, it's the government.

305
00:17:20.081 --> 00:17:21.799
What?
Matt, what are you talking about?

306
00:17:21.874 --> 00:17:24.627
I'm feeling pretty
spelunked out actually.

307
00:17:24.710 --> 00:17:26.257
Andrew, relax.

308
00:17:28.339 --> 00:17:31.513
That's so weird. It looks
completely different during the day.

309
00:17:31.634 --> 00:17:34.638
Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.

310
00:17:36.305 --> 00:17:37.807
Asshole.

311
00:17:39.976 --> 00:17:41.978
It's like sunk in or something.

312
00:17:42.103 --> 00:17:45.824
There goes your old
camera, dude. Oh, shit.

313
00:17:47.149 --> 00:17:49.493
That's weird.
I can still feel it down there.

314
00:17:50.903 --> 00:17:53.247
I can't believe
we made it out of there.

315
00:17:53.322 --> 00:17:56.542
Well, I mean, that answers that, right?

316
00:17:56.659 --> 00:17:59.833
Um, what does?
We still don't know what happened.

317
00:17:59.954 --> 00:18:01.422
No Well, we're still alive.

318
00:18:01.539 --> 00:18:03.633
I mean, I was definitely Hey!

319
00:18:03.749 --> 00:18:06.878
You kids can't be here, okay?
You gotta move on out. What?

320
00:18:07.003 --> 00:18:10.303
The ground's unstable.
We're taping the whole place off.

321
00:18:12.091 --> 00:18:13.934
Okay. We're going.

322
00:18:14.010 --> 00:18:15.603
Vote for Steve!

323
00:18:15.720 --> 00:18:17.420
New camera's
working out for you.

324
00:18:17.421 --> 00:18:19.566
That's good. Yeah,
it's pretty cool, right?

325
00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:22.109
Yeah, smaller.
Does that shoot on tape?

326
00:18:22.184 --> 00:18:24.027
No, it just... It, like,
records right onto the camera.

327
00:18:25.396 --> 00:18:28.741
No, I just want to record all the
stuff that we can do, you know.

328
00:18:28.816 --> 00:18:31.444
Yeah, but it's like all the time.

329
00:18:31.527 --> 00:18:33.621
You don't feel like
it's a little weird,

330
00:18:33.696 --> 00:18:36.700
like it puts a barrier between
you and everything else?

331
00:18:36.782 --> 00:18:39.752
Uh, I don't know.

332
00:18:40.870 --> 00:18:42.747
Maybe I want a barrier.

333
00:18:42.872 --> 00:18:47.093
So, like, what's up with your dad?
What's his story? What does he do?

334
00:18:47.168 --> 00:18:50.217
Um, my dad's a firefighter.

335
00:18:50.338 --> 00:18:54.718
Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have been awesome...
Yeah, well, he was, I guess.

336
00:18:55.259 --> 00:18:58.183
What happened? Uh, I don't know.
He didn't die or anything.

337
00:18:58.262 --> 00:19:01.641
He just... He got injured on
the job, and now he, um...

338
00:19:02.558 --> 00:19:04.560
he collects the insurance,
you know.

339
00:19:04.644 --> 00:19:07.022
Um, so he doesn't
really do anything.

340
00:19:07.146 --> 00:19:11.743
He just... He, um... He'll go out during
the day, but I don't know where he goes.

341
00:19:12.985 --> 00:19:16.080
Uh, he drinks a lot.

342
00:19:17.239 --> 00:19:18.991
I know that much.

343
00:19:19.075 --> 00:19:22.579
I've actually been having
some problems with my parents too.

344
00:19:22.662 --> 00:19:24.164
Oh, yeah?

345
00:19:24.246 --> 00:19:26.123
Yeah. I mean,
they're nothing like yours.

346
00:19:26.207 --> 00:19:31.213
I mean, not like that...
I just... Never mind.

347
00:19:34.924 --> 00:19:37.518
They just been fighting a lot lately.

348
00:19:37.593 --> 00:19:41.143
And I think my mom
is actually cheating on my dad.

349
00:19:44.600 --> 00:19:47.900
Can you not say
anything about that?

350
00:19:48.020 --> 00:19:51.194
Yeah. No way. Thanks.

351
00:19:52.316 --> 00:19:58.665
Yes. Karen Detmer.
D-E-T-M-E-R.

352
00:20:00.157 --> 00:20:02.205
Yes. Thank you.

353
00:20:04.995 --> 00:20:06.963
She's in pain.

354
00:20:09.333 --> 00:20:12.712
She needs something stronger.

355
00:20:13.754 --> 00:20:15.882
Her breathing's worse.

356
00:20:18.008 --> 00:20:20.477
Sir, she's suffering.

357
00:20:20.553 --> 00:20:22.476
Please help me.

358
00:20:22.555 --> 00:20:26.105
I'm on disability.
I can't afford $700.

359
00:20:27.643 --> 00:20:32.740
Please, don't put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay?
I don't know what to do any more.

360
00:20:37.069 --> 00:20:38.070
Is it on?

361
00:20:39.488 --> 00:20:41.616
Yeah. Yeah. You got it.

362
00:20:41.699 --> 00:20:43.701
I want to remember you like this.

363
00:20:43.784 --> 00:20:45.707
Oh, Mom.

364
00:20:49.749 --> 00:20:52.002
You're stronger than this.

365
00:20:53.544 --> 00:20:55.922
Can you say that for me?

366
00:20:56.005 --> 00:20:57.507
Please?

367
00:21:02.678 --> 00:21:04.772
I'm stronger than this.

368
00:21:10.227 --> 00:21:11.979
Oh, nice.

369
00:21:13.439 --> 00:21:15.441
All right. Here. Watch this.

370
00:21:16.442 --> 00:21:18.444
Weak.
Hey, Matt.

371
00:21:20.196 --> 00:21:22.164
Yeah?

372
00:21:22.865 --> 00:21:24.867
Do you like me?

373
00:21:26.994 --> 00:21:29.247
Um, yeah, of course.

374
00:21:29.330 --> 00:21:31.708
I mean, you know, I didn't...

375
00:21:32.666 --> 00:21:35.044
I mean, you know, I didn't always.
What do you mean?

376
00:21:35.127 --> 00:21:37.255
I don't know.
Like, you haven't...

377
00:21:37.922 --> 00:21:41.597
You haven't always been
super easy to talk to, you know.

378
00:21:41.675 --> 00:21:44.224
I mean, I'm not saying that
you're not now. I'm just...

379
00:21:44.303 --> 00:21:46.806
You're such an asshole.

380
00:21:50.434 --> 00:21:53.438
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?

381
00:21:53.521 --> 00:21:55.023
Better.

382
00:21:55.105 --> 00:21:56.903
Hey, Matt.
Yeah?

383
00:21:56.982 --> 00:21:58.905
Do you ever think about, like,

384
00:22:00.361 --> 00:22:02.489
doing more with it?

385
00:22:02.571 --> 00:22:04.323
What, with this?

386
00:22:04.406 --> 00:22:06.158
Not really.

387
00:22:06.784 --> 00:22:08.457
Why? What else is there?

388
00:22:08.577 --> 00:22:11.126
“Telekinesis.”
Yes. Do tell.

389
00:22:11.205 --> 00:22:14.004
“The ability to move, lift, vibrate”.

390
00:22:14.083 --> 00:22:16.552
That's my favorite.

391
00:22:16.627 --> 00:22:19.346
“Spin, bend, break
or impact objects...

392
00:22:19.421 --> 00:22:24.177
through the direct influence of mental
power or other nonphysical means.”.

393
00:22:24.301 --> 00:22:25.644
Okay.
Sounds familiar.

394
00:22:25.761 --> 00:22:27.388
It does sound familiar.
Very familiar.

395
00:22:27.471 --> 00:22:29.599
You want to see direct influence?

396
00:22:34.812 --> 00:22:36.940
She's wearing black today.

397
00:22:37.022 --> 00:22:38.820
Hi.
That's direct influence.

398
00:22:38.941 --> 00:22:40.693
...week, in my room.
Just listen.

399
00:22:40.776 --> 00:22:44.747
I'm just that much stronger. Even last
night I got my whole bed off the ground.

400
00:22:44.864 --> 00:22:47.492
No nosebleed. Yeah?
I've been lifting weights too.

401
00:22:47.575 --> 00:22:50.374
This is my theory though
is that it's like a muscle.

402
00:22:50.452 --> 00:22:54.298
Like, it's elastic. If you stretch
it too far, too quick, it'll tear.

403
00:22:54.373 --> 00:22:55.875
Ew.

404
00:22:56.375 --> 00:22:58.377
That's why I think we're
getting stronger, you know,

405
00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:02.090
because we're working it out,
getting buff.

406
00:23:02.172 --> 00:23:04.049
Buff.

407
00:23:04.133 --> 00:23:06.101
How about this for a workout?

408
00:23:07.344 --> 00:23:09.312
Holy shit!

409
00:23:10.306 --> 00:23:11.899
That was awesome.

410
00:23:11.974 --> 00:23:13.396
Classy.

411
00:23:13.475 --> 00:23:15.944
Mm-hmm.
Attractive.

412
00:23:16.020 --> 00:23:18.819
I think it's time we took this
out of the backyard.

413
00:23:21.317 --> 00:23:23.820
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Right here. This is perfect.

414
00:23:23.903 --> 00:23:25.405
Really? This is it.

415
00:23:25.487 --> 00:23:27.615
Matt. Yah!

416
00:23:27.698 --> 00:23:29.666
Let's get this one.

417
00:23:36.999 --> 00:23:39.252
Whoa! Hey! Hello!

418
00:23:40.169 --> 00:23:41.842
Hey, what Andrew.

419
00:23:41.921 --> 00:23:44.049
Help! Somebody grab that!

420
00:23:44.173 --> 00:23:46.426
Whoa! Whoa! Stop!

421
00:23:48.093 --> 00:23:50.937
- Okay, I'll get the top.
- I'll get the top. Got it. Got it.

422
00:23:51.013 --> 00:23:52.856
- Let's get the legs.
- Okay. Wait.

423
00:23:52.932 --> 00:23:55.026
I'm flying!

424
00:23:55.100 --> 00:23:57.194
She's just looking at it.

425
00:23:57.269 --> 00:23:59.021
What you looking at, girl?
Stay in school!

426
00:23:59.146 --> 00:24:00.640
Okay, see the guy
chewing the gum?

427
00:24:00.641 --> 00:24:03.117
I'm gonna get the gum and pull
it right out of his mouth.

428
00:24:03.192 --> 00:24:04.865
Okay, I got him.

429
00:24:08.864 --> 00:24:10.457
Oh!

430
00:24:12.409 --> 00:24:15.504
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running?
We don't need to run.

431
00:24:15.579 --> 00:24:17.126
Five... I
don't want to do it.

432
00:24:17.206 --> 00:24:18.674
Four...
Dude, I don't want to do it.

433
00:24:18.791 --> 00:24:22.011
You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it.
Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it.

434
00:24:22.086 --> 00:24:23.929
Just do it.
Put your hand on the table.

435
00:24:24.046 --> 00:24:26.094
Okay. Are you ready? Do it.
Give me a countdown.

436
00:24:26.215 --> 00:24:28.058
I will. I promi...
Owh!

437
00:24:28.133 --> 00:24:29.635
Oh, snap!

438
00:24:29.760 --> 00:24:31.728
Like I said You
gotta pay for that now.

439
00:24:31.845 --> 00:24:33.597
Like I said. See?
Holy crap.

440
00:24:35.724 --> 00:24:38.523
Man! Just pretend that there's a
barrier over your hand, right? And then...

441
00:24:38.644 --> 00:24:41.193
Mm-hmm. When things are gonna
hit you, as long as you're ready,

442
00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:44.237
- they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
- That's so sick.

443
00:24:44.358 --> 00:24:47.612
That's me right there. I need that.
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.

444
00:24:47.695 --> 00:24:49.163
Give me your hand.

445
00:24:49.238 --> 00:24:54.290
When I was a kid though, I actually... I
actually did want to be a police officer.

446
00:24:54.410 --> 00:24:56.287
A cop?
No shit? Yeah. Yeah.

447
00:24:56.412 --> 00:24:59.712
You do know that you can't smoke
weed when you're a cop, right, Matt?

448
00:24:59.790 --> 00:25:03.044
Oh, no. Really?
Uh, I didn't know.

449
00:25:03.127 --> 00:25:07.507
Uh, but, no, I... I... I just...
I really got into, like, altruism.

450
00:25:07.589 --> 00:25:10.138
What does that mean?
What does “altruism” mean, Matt?

451
00:25:10.217 --> 00:25:13.187
It's like wanting to make things
better for everyone.

452
00:25:13.303 --> 00:25:16.557
Really? This coming from the man who is
always talking about how pointless life is.

453
00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:19.359
Yeah, I know, but this is what
I've been thinking about lately.

454
00:25:19.435 --> 00:25:21.779
Like, I'm looking back,
and I just think...

455
00:25:21.854 --> 00:25:25.449
the way I used to think about things
was probably a lot better, you know.

456
00:25:25.524 --> 00:25:29.825
So, what, you want to go out and
start a charity or something?

457
00:25:29.945 --> 00:25:32.824
That's lame.
Wait. Why is that lame?

458
00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:36.205
Uh, I don't know.

459
00:25:36.285 --> 00:25:37.537
Douche bag.

460
00:25:37.619 --> 00:25:40.498
I'm not good at everything.
I just do my best at everything.

461
00:25:40.581 --> 00:25:43.209
All right?
That's what it's about.

462
00:25:43.292 --> 00:25:45.465
I mean, you talk about philosophy
and shit all the time,

463
00:25:45.544 --> 00:25:48.138
but what has he really done, hmm?

464
00:25:48.213 --> 00:25:50.716
Have you even applied
to colleges yet?

465
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:52.676
No, but I'm getting...
I'm getting to it.

466
00:25:52.801 --> 00:25:55.054
Yeah, well, you should get to it.
I'm just saying. I am.

467
00:25:55.137 --> 00:25:56.730
You could use some of that.

468
00:25:56.805 --> 00:25:59.399
You could use some “Shut the hell up.”
How about that?

469
00:25:59.516 --> 00:26:02.520
You just lack initiative. It's not
that big... Oh, yeah? You lack a dick.

470
00:26:03.812 --> 00:26:05.735
Boys, please tell us
what's going on here.

471
00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:10.035
Uh, well, it would seem that a
Virgin Mary has appeared...

472
00:26:10.110 --> 00:26:12.738
in the syrup
of a local man's pancake.

473
00:26:12.821 --> 00:26:14.789
No, it has not.

474
00:26:14.865 --> 00:26:17.334
Uh, well, it will in a second, okay?
Just hold on.

475
00:26:18.702 --> 00:26:21.751
Oh, that is definitely some
supernatural shit going on here.

476
00:26:24.666 --> 00:26:27.260
Um, excuse me.
Can you come here real quick?

477
00:26:27.336 --> 00:26:29.839
Um, can you just look at that?

478
00:26:30.339 --> 00:26:32.512
<i>Ay, Dios mio!</i>

479
00:26:34.176 --> 00:26:36.975
Grounder.
Too much pressure.

480
00:26:37.054 --> 00:26:38.556
Andrew.

481
00:26:40.265 --> 00:26:43.018
Oh, dude. Come on.
Leave her alone.

482
00:26:44.812 --> 00:26:46.610
Oh, seriously?

483
00:26:46.688 --> 00:26:48.361
Dude!

484
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:50.033
Oh, come on.
That is so messed up.

485
00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:51.652
She's gonna get fired.
I didn't know...

486
00:26:51.860 --> 00:26:54.158
That is disgusting.
But do you guys share cups on the team?

487
00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:56.407
No, we don't share cups, man.

488
00:26:56.490 --> 00:26:58.242
You see that car though?

489
00:26:58.325 --> 00:26:59.998
The red one.
Yeah.

490
00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:03.000
All right.
The gum was cool.

491
00:27:03.080 --> 00:27:06.710
All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.

492
00:27:07.793 --> 00:27:08.542
Watch this.

493
00:27:08.543 --> 00:27:09.545
What are you doing?
Watch.

494
00:27:10.921 --> 00:27:12.389
Go, go, go.

495
00:27:16.051 --> 00:27:17.769
What?

496
00:27:17.845 --> 00:27:19.768
No way!

497
00:27:22.391 --> 00:27:24.064
Holy shit!

498
00:27:24.143 --> 00:27:26.066
Dude! Holy crap!

499
00:27:30.023 --> 00:27:31.525
What? What?

500
00:27:31.650 --> 00:27:33.368
That's what I'm talking about!
Did anybody see?

501
00:27:33.443 --> 00:27:35.286
Steve Montgomery for president!

502
00:27:35.404 --> 00:27:38.658
- I'm having, like, a face period.
- Oh, man.

503
00:27:38.740 --> 00:27:40.037
Pause.

504
00:27:40.159 --> 00:27:42.833
You guys.
You guys, here she comes.

505
00:27:42.911 --> 00:27:45.289
Here she comes!
Oh...

506
00:27:45.414 --> 00:27:48.133
Don't look.
Don't look, don't look.

507
00:27:48.208 --> 00:27:49.755
Steve, don't look.

508
00:27:49.835 --> 00:27:53.055
She can't find...
She thinks it's stolen.

509
00:27:53.172 --> 00:27:56.676
She has no idea. Yes,
it was the black guy this time.

510
00:27:58.760 --> 00:28:02.060
“I could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?"

511
00:28:02.139 --> 00:28:03.641
Ignore us.

512
00:28:03.724 --> 00:28:05.943
We're just...
Mormons.

513
00:28:06.059 --> 00:28:08.903
What does that mean?

514
00:28:09.021 --> 00:28:12.116
What does that mean?

515
00:28:12.191 --> 00:28:14.444
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

516
00:28:14.526 --> 00:28:16.904
Garetty's...
Garetty's having a giggle fit.

517
00:28:17.112 --> 00:28:20.958
That was
so... It was amazing.

518
00:28:21.033 --> 00:28:23.286
I know. Just take it easy
with the merchandise.

519
00:28:23.368 --> 00:28:26.042
How did nobody see that?
It was out in the open.

520
00:28:26.163 --> 00:28:29.167
Her face!
I cannot get her face out of my mind!

521
00:28:29.249 --> 00:28:30.671
That was awesome.

522
00:28:30.751 --> 00:28:32.048
Who is this?

523
00:28:32.127 --> 00:28:33.674
So many ideas
of stuff that we can do!

524
00:28:33.795 --> 00:28:36.093
Go around.
That's just some redneck asshole.

525
00:28:36.215 --> 00:28:39.219
Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
Take the camera. Take the camera.

526
00:28:39.301 --> 00:28:41.679
All right. Just make sure
it's zoomed out all the way.

527
00:28:41.803 --> 00:28:43.931
- Got ya. I can see you.
- Okay, buddy.

528
00:28:44.014 --> 00:28:45.857
What you gonna do?

529
00:28:45.933 --> 00:28:48.152
What the hell
is this guy's problem?

530
00:28:48.227 --> 00:28:49.979
What are you doing?

531
00:28:50.062 --> 00:28:51.905
Abracadabra!

532
00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:54.074
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Andrew, shit!

533
00:28:54.149 --> 00:28:56.823
What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!

534
00:28:56.944 --> 00:28:59.618
Are you crazy? Pull down the road.
We gotta go down there right now.

535
00:28:59.696 --> 00:29:01.073
Guys, I'm sorry!

536
00:29:01.156 --> 00:29:03.534
What did you do?
Why did you do that?

537
00:29:03.617 --> 00:29:05.415
I didn't mean to.
I didn't...

538
00:29:05.494 --> 00:29:07.667
Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!

539
00:29:07.788 --> 00:29:09.790
Will you just calm down!
The guy's probably still in there!

540
00:29:09.873 --> 00:29:11.625
I'm sorry, okay?

541
00:29:12.668 --> 00:29:14.921
Andrew, stop, stop!
But I can... I can help!

542
00:29:15.003 --> 00:29:17.256
I can get him out.
Stop doing things!

543
00:29:17.339 --> 00:29:19.717
Steve! Steve!

544
00:29:23.971 --> 00:29:25.814
Steve, be careful!

545
00:29:26.306 --> 00:29:27.899
Shit! Shit!

546
00:29:28.684 --> 00:29:31.483
Oh, my God, Andrew.
Are you kidding me?

547
00:29:31.561 --> 00:29:33.939
Steve!

548
00:29:34.022 --> 00:29:36.901
Oh, God.
Oh, God.

549
00:29:36.984 --> 00:29:38.986
Goddamn it!

550
00:29:39.069 --> 00:29:40.616
Steve!

551
00:29:42.572 --> 00:29:45.325
Andrew! Oh...

552
00:29:45.409 --> 00:29:46.535
Shit!

553
00:29:47.411 --> 00:29:50.255
Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!

554
00:29:51.873 --> 00:29:53.921
Oh, Matt, he's got him!
He's got him. He's got...

555
00:29:54.001 --> 00:29:55.594
Help me.

556
00:30:02.009 --> 00:30:03.977
I'll get in back of him.

557
00:30:04.052 --> 00:30:05.975
Get him up.

558
00:30:12.644 --> 00:30:15.614
Hang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.

559
00:30:15.731 --> 00:30:16.948
Are you calling the cops?
Yeah, yeah.

560
00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:19.159
Will you stop? I can't hear them.
Will you hang up the phone?

561
00:30:19.276 --> 00:30:21.574
Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White
Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine.

562
00:30:21.695 --> 00:30:23.368
Matt, he's fine.
Yeah. Yeah.

563
00:30:23.488 --> 00:30:25.081
Fine, Matt! Stop!
Stop! I can't hear...

564
00:30:25.157 --> 00:30:27.251
Hey!

565
00:30:27.367 --> 00:30:30.041
Hey! Hey! Over here!

566
00:30:30.162 --> 00:30:33.962
...Peeled off the road and went straight
through the guardrail. Hey, is that on?

567
00:30:34.082 --> 00:30:37.177
...This is a game or something? I don't
understand how you guys can be so angry.

568
00:30:37.252 --> 00:30:38.720
You don't understand
how we can be angry?

569
00:30:38.795 --> 00:30:41.674
Andrew, you... you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?

570
00:30:41.757 --> 00:30:43.179
Do you understand that?

571
00:30:43.258 --> 00:30:46.057
Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!

572
00:30:46.136 --> 00:30:49.060
How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!

573
00:30:50.265 --> 00:30:52.688
Shit.
We need rules, okay?

574
00:30:52.768 --> 00:30:55.021
No using it on living things.

575
00:30:55.103 --> 00:30:58.198
You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.

576
00:30:58.315 --> 00:31:00.153
I don't think we should be

577
00:31:00.154 --> 00:31:02.070
using it in public or
telling anybody about it.

578
00:31:02.194 --> 00:31:04.913
Look, you can't just declare rules, okay?
I will declare rules...

579
00:31:05.030 --> 00:31:07.624
You're the one that said that nothing matters.
I will declare rules.

580
00:31:07.699 --> 00:31:10.669
If we're gonna keep going, and we're
getting stronger, we need rules.

581
00:31:10.744 --> 00:31:12.246
We need rules, right?

582
00:31:13.747 --> 00:31:15.249
Matt's right. We need rules.

583
00:31:29.471 --> 00:31:31.894
Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!

584
00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:35.898
Andrew!

585
00:31:35.977 --> 00:31:37.854
Matt, what did he say?

586
00:31:42.818 --> 00:31:43.990
Are you still mad at me?

587
00:31:44.111 --> 00:31:46.364
No, I'm not mad.
Well, you seem mad.

588
00:31:46.446 --> 00:31:48.119
I'm not mad. I just...

589
00:31:48.198 --> 00:31:51.498
I just think that we need to be more
careful now, you know? We can't...

590
00:31:52.494 --> 00:31:57.591
We have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things.
We have to think first, okay?

591
00:32:00.043 --> 00:32:02.091
I understand.
Okay.

592
00:32:02.295 --> 00:32:04.923
Why is Steve out in the boonies?

593
00:32:05.006 --> 00:32:06.508
Where are we?

594
00:32:06.591 --> 00:32:07.592
Steve?

595
00:32:08.885 --> 00:32:10.137
His car's right there.

596
00:32:10.220 --> 00:32:11.813
Yeah.
Steve, where you at?

597
00:32:13.974 --> 00:32:15.692
Steve!

598
00:32:17.269 --> 00:32:18.771
“Look up.”

599
00:32:19.563 --> 00:32:20.735
Hello, boys.

600
00:32:22.482 --> 00:32:24.280
What is up?
No. No.

601
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:26.327
Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.

602
00:32:26.445 --> 00:32:28.072
- You're flying!
- Holy shit!

603
00:32:28.196 --> 00:32:31.291
Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.
Hear me out. No way! No way!

604
00:32:31.366 --> 00:32:32.492
What are you doing?

605
00:32:32.576 --> 00:32:36.581
It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
It's much easier than it looks.

606
00:32:36.663 --> 00:32:38.085
Oh, my God, dude.

607
00:32:38.206 --> 00:32:39.833
Make sure you catch yourself.
Don't try and jump,

608
00:32:39.834 --> 00:32:41.460
or you'll just flip yourself.
I got it. I got it.

609
00:32:41.585 --> 00:32:43.132
Come on, Matt. Come on.
All right.

610
00:32:43.253 --> 00:32:45.597
Oh, shit!

611
00:32:45.672 --> 00:32:47.299
Oh, man!

612
00:32:47.424 --> 00:32:48.926
Eating dirt, man.
Why don't you get behind me?

613
00:32:49.050 --> 00:32:51.144
You were in my way.
What do you mean?

614
00:32:51.219 --> 00:32:53.768
Think Harrier jet.
Think Harrier jet.

615
00:32:55.849 --> 00:32:57.692
Oh, man.

616
00:32:58.226 --> 00:32:59.978
Goddamn it!
Are you okay?

617
00:33:00.103 --> 00:33:01.525
I'm watching.
Just let me concentrate.

618
00:33:01.646 --> 00:33:03.740
Focus! Focus!
Okay! Hold on.

619
00:33:05.192 --> 00:33:06.660
Is that your focus face?

620
00:33:06.735 --> 00:33:08.237
Oh, my God, dude.

621
00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:10.951
Whoo!
Bullshit!

622
00:33:11.072 --> 00:33:13.291
I'm up! I'm up!
Are you kidding me?

623
00:33:13.408 --> 00:33:15.160
Holy crap! Hold it!
Hold it!

624
00:33:15.285 --> 00:33:18.255
Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it.
Holy crap, dude.

625
00:33:19.873 --> 00:33:22.501
Yeah! That's it, man.
You're doing it.

626
00:33:22.584 --> 00:33:23.631
Whoo-hoo!

627
00:33:23.752 --> 00:33:26.847
Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart.
We'll never find you again.

628
00:33:26.922 --> 00:33:28.799
Steve, stop me.
Stop me, stop me.

629
00:33:28.924 --> 00:33:30.426
Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa.

630
00:33:30.550 --> 00:33:32.928
You are flying now.
You guys look so cute together.

631
00:33:33.053 --> 00:33:36.933
Whoa! I'm coming up.
I'm bringing the camera, okay?

632
00:33:37.057 --> 00:33:38.684
All right.

633
00:33:40.477 --> 00:33:41.854
All right.
How do we get down?

634
00:33:45.982 --> 00:33:47.825
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

635
00:33:49.277 --> 00:33:52.372
Andrew!
It's freezing up here!

636
00:33:52.447 --> 00:33:55.246
I can't hear you.

637
00:33:56.326 --> 00:33:57.873
Activate hyperdrive!

638
00:33:57.953 --> 00:33:59.500
Whoo!

639
00:33:59.621 --> 00:34:04.422
Where the hell are we?

640
00:34:04.543 --> 00:34:07.046
Catch up! Let's go!
What?

641
00:34:07.128 --> 00:34:12.555
Whoo! This is insane!

642
00:34:12.634 --> 00:34:14.181
Whoo-hoo!

643
00:34:14.261 --> 00:34:16.104
Dude!
All right, Andrew!

644
00:34:18.848 --> 00:34:19.815
Whoo!

645
00:34:19.933 --> 00:34:21.981
Tag, you're it!
Watch out.

646
00:34:22.060 --> 00:34:24.939
Pump the brakes!
Whoa! Aah!

647
00:34:25.021 --> 00:34:29.242
Hey, Matt! You're finally
good at something!

648
00:34:29.317 --> 00:34:31.991
It's so easy! Yeah!

649
00:34:33.488 --> 00:34:35.365
Aah! Yeah!

650
00:34:36.658 --> 00:34:37.750
Whoo!

651
00:34:39.160 --> 00:34:41.003
Whoa!

652
00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:42.501
Got it!

653
00:34:43.999 --> 00:34:47.128
Tebow time, baby!

654
00:34:47.836 --> 00:34:48.837
Yeah!

655
00:34:50.422 --> 00:34:51.799
Oh! Nice hands, Steve!

656
00:34:51.923 --> 00:34:54.517
Touchdown!
Throw it back to Daddy!

657
00:34:56.428 --> 00:34:59.773
Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes!

658
00:35:03.727 --> 00:35:05.274
Steve!
Go deep! Hey, Matt!

659
00:35:05.979 --> 00:35:08.198
Do you hear that?

660
00:35:09.065 --> 00:35:10.237
What is that?

661
00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:13.528
Whoa! Steve!

662
00:35:48.229 --> 00:35:51.699
Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.

663
00:35:51.775 --> 00:35:53.573
Almost died, man! Almost...

664
00:35:53.652 --> 00:35:55.780
Andrew, you saved my life!

665
00:35:55.862 --> 00:35:57.535
Oh, my God.
You saved my life!

666
00:35:57.614 --> 00:35:59.833
Oh, God, you saved my life!

667
00:35:59.908 --> 00:36:02.411
Oh, my God!

668
00:36:02.494 --> 00:36:04.371
Okay.
Holy shit.

669
00:36:04.454 --> 00:36:07.003
Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?

670
00:36:07.082 --> 00:36:09.050
Please tell me you got that on tape!
You have to...

671
00:36:10.752 --> 00:36:13.005
Ah, shit.

672
00:36:13.088 --> 00:36:15.090
What the hell We're alive!

673
00:36:15.215 --> 00:36:17.718
What do you mean? The hell happened?
You didn't see what happened?

674
00:36:17.801 --> 00:36:21.851
Oh, shit! Andrew!
Andrew! You're a genius!

675
00:36:21.930 --> 00:36:23.853
We got to see this! Holy...

676
00:36:23.932 --> 00:36:25.980
All right. Oh. Holy shit.

677
00:36:26.059 --> 00:36:29.734
Wait. Oh, God!
We're on the ground. Yes!

678
00:36:29.854 --> 00:36:31.401
Whoo!

679
00:36:31.481 --> 00:36:32.778
We have broken history!

680
00:36:32.857 --> 00:36:34.825
I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.

681
00:36:34.901 --> 00:36:37.620
Uh, the Egyptians,
the Wright brothers.

682
00:36:37.696 --> 00:36:40.119
Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.

683
00:36:40.198 --> 00:36:41.450
Say it. “I can fly.”

684
00:36:41.574 --> 00:36:43.417
I can fly.
I can fly!

685
00:36:43.535 --> 00:36:44.878
Oh, come on.
Say it with your chest!

686
00:36:44.994 --> 00:36:46.462
I can fly!
Say it, Matt.

687
00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:48.798
Shout it out!
I can fly!

688
00:36:48.873 --> 00:36:50.716
I can fly! I can fly!

689
00:36:50.917 --> 00:36:52.885
I tried to save you, man.
Andrew was just quicker.

690
00:36:52.961 --> 00:36:54.087
How does that go again?

691
00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:56.138
We almost died.

692
00:36:56.214 --> 00:36:58.717
Oh, please.
Gestures...

693
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.802
How does she not notice though?

694
00:37:00.885 --> 00:37:02.762
Come on.
Let's be serious, guys.

695
00:37:02.846 --> 00:37:05.440
She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.

696
00:37:05.557 --> 00:37:07.355
You just gotta be, you know...
Yeah?

697
00:37:07.434 --> 00:37:08.902
You just gotta be subtle.

698
00:37:08.977 --> 00:37:11.105
That is so cool.

699
00:37:12.021 --> 00:37:14.991
Dude. And I haven't
had sex since summer.

700
00:37:15.066 --> 00:37:17.910
I haven't had sex since ever.

701
00:37:17.986 --> 00:37:19.363
Really?
Really?

702
00:37:19.487 --> 00:37:21.956
That is completely unacceptable.
Well...

703
00:37:22.031 --> 00:37:25.035
How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?

704
00:37:25.160 --> 00:37:27.709
Liquid nitrogen.

705
00:37:47.182 --> 00:37:48.604
Hey, guys?

706
00:37:48.725 --> 00:37:51.478
Guys? You guys up?

707
00:37:53.062 --> 00:37:54.314
Yeah.

708
00:37:55.190 --> 00:37:59.366
Hey, uh...
Today was like...

709
00:38:01.070 --> 00:38:05.746
It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.

710
00:38:06.868 --> 00:38:08.211
Like, I mean...

711
00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:13.542
I'm thinking about it,
and I can't think of any day...

712
00:38:13.625 --> 00:38:16.720
that I liked better
than today, you know?

713
00:38:18.505 --> 00:38:22.510
I really... I think it was.

714
00:38:27.722 --> 00:38:28.974
Yeah.

715
00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:34.188
Unanimous.

716
00:38:34.270 --> 00:38:35.522
Yes.

717
00:38:35.605 --> 00:38:38.074
Okay. Good.

718
00:38:40.610 --> 00:38:42.112
Okay, check this out.
Say what you want,

719
00:38:42.195 --> 00:38:44.072
but I'm thinking about booking it
to Maui for the weekend.

720
00:38:44.197 --> 00:38:45.494
What's up with that?
Seriously?

721
00:38:45.573 --> 00:38:48.167
Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing,

722
00:38:48.243 --> 00:38:50.291
except I've always
wanted to go to Tibet.

723
00:38:50.912 --> 00:38:52.414
Why Tibet?
Tibet?

724
00:38:52.497 --> 00:38:53.999
Yeah. I don't know.

725
00:38:54.082 --> 00:38:55.834
It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the...

726
00:38:58.586 --> 00:39:00.384
Will you shut up? Shut...

727
00:39:00.505 --> 00:39:03.554
The monuments and mountains, you know?
Mm-hmm.

728
00:39:03.675 --> 00:39:08.181
I don't know. And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...

729
00:39:08.263 --> 00:39:10.982
that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?

730
00:39:11.099 --> 00:39:14.694
So we would fit right in. We could
really mess with their heads as well.

731
00:39:16.229 --> 00:39:18.778
Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think we should go.

732
00:39:20.441 --> 00:39:25.038
It would be really cool.
Peaceful.

733
00:39:25.113 --> 00:39:28.538
No, I think it's a really good idea.
I actually would like to go.

734
00:39:28.616 --> 00:39:30.459
I'm down.
You down, Steve?

735
00:39:31.578 --> 00:39:33.330
What...
I... I don't know, man.

736
00:39:33.413 --> 00:39:36.587
There's no bikinis in Tibet.
So I don't know if I'm down with that.

737
00:39:36.708 --> 00:39:40.178
It was brilliant. Ch, it was so amazing.
She might have lost her job.

738
00:39:40.253 --> 00:39:43.427
Oh, shit, dude.
I got my mom's birthday. I gotta go.

739
00:39:43.548 --> 00:39:46.301
It's Aunt Deb's birthday today?
Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go.

740
00:39:47.510 --> 00:39:49.558
Tell her I said hi.
Later, Matt.

741
00:39:49.637 --> 00:39:52.265
All right, what do you want to do now?
Where do you want to go?

742
00:39:52.348 --> 00:39:54.771
I don't know. I mean,
I don't want to go home.

743
00:39:54.851 --> 00:39:56.353
Oh, do you want
to go into the city?

744
00:39:56.477 --> 00:40:00.232
Nah, it's rush hour, bro.
It's gonna be so much traffic. So what?

745
00:40:00.315 --> 00:40:01.988
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Duh! Let's go.

746
00:40:08.531 --> 00:40:10.408
Oh, hey. Sorry, I just...

747
00:40:10.491 --> 00:40:11.959
Hi.

748
00:40:12.785 --> 00:40:14.458
Do you mind if I film you?

749
00:40:14.537 --> 00:40:17.962
Uh, a little bit. I don't really
like being on camera actually.

750
00:40:18.875 --> 00:40:21.845
Well, maybe it's,
like, exposure therapy.

751
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:24.548
Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.

752
00:40:25.882 --> 00:40:27.304
You did?
Yeah.

753
00:40:28.801 --> 00:40:29.768
What?

754
00:40:29.844 --> 00:40:31.596
I was watching your, um...

755
00:40:32.972 --> 00:40:35.270
your... your...
you know, your blog?

756
00:40:35.350 --> 00:40:37.899
There's a drought
in the Central African Republic, right?

757
00:40:38.019 --> 00:40:41.114
Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it
seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too,

758
00:40:41.189 --> 00:40:42.691
so I thought why not?

759
00:40:44.108 --> 00:40:45.576
Totally.
Yeah.

760
00:40:45.693 --> 00:40:50.574
Yeah, I can tell that
you're really global and big picture,

761
00:40:50.698 --> 00:40:53.292
concerned about that kind of stuff.
Yeah.

762
00:40:54.744 --> 00:40:57.793
You know, Matt, you can
just mail this yourself.

763
00:40:57.872 --> 00:40:59.340
I'm not your mom.

764
00:40:59.832 --> 00:41:01.129
Okay. I mean, I just...

765
00:41:01.209 --> 00:41:04.053
What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?

766
00:41:04.629 --> 00:41:07.553
You got too smart to have fun
in eighth grade. So now what?

767
00:41:07.632 --> 00:41:08.633
No.

768
00:41:08.716 --> 00:41:10.184
Casey, Casey, Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.

769
00:41:10.259 --> 00:41:13.763
Listen, listen. Can I
just talk to you for a second?

770
00:41:13.888 --> 00:41:15.811
Can I just tell you something?
Mm-hmm.

771
00:41:15.890 --> 00:41:18.643
I just... I... I...

772
00:41:18.726 --> 00:41:21.479
I just want you to know
I'm not, you know, who I was... now.

773
00:41:21.562 --> 00:41:23.360
You know, I'm cool.
I'm just...

774
00:41:24.273 --> 00:41:25.320
You're cool?

775
00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:28.995
High school popularity just seemed
like this weird backward contest,

776
00:41:29.070 --> 00:41:30.947
and I thought since
I knew that, I could just...

777
00:41:31.030 --> 00:41:33.203
That made you better
than everybody else.

778
00:41:33.282 --> 00:41:34.408
No. No, no, no.

779
00:41:34.534 --> 00:41:36.787
I know what you mean.
I would separate myself from that.

780
00:41:36.911 --> 00:41:38.163
I get it.
You get it?

781
00:41:38.246 --> 00:41:39.543
Mm-hmm.

782
00:41:39.622 --> 00:41:42.501
I know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to know that.

783
00:41:42.583 --> 00:41:44.176
To know that you're cool.

784
00:41:44.252 --> 00:41:45.970
Wow, I really screwed this up.

785
00:41:48.798 --> 00:41:50.550
Not as much as you might think.

786
00:41:50.675 --> 00:41:51.892
Really?
Good-bye.

787
00:41:51.968 --> 00:41:53.390
Casey...
I gotta go. Bye.

788
00:41:54.429 --> 00:41:55.931
Come on.

789
00:41:57.306 --> 00:42:00.981
Dude!
When did you start doing this?

790
00:42:01.102 --> 00:42:02.479
Like, since when?
What, with the camera?

791
00:42:02.562 --> 00:42:04.030
Yes, with the camera.
Um...

792
00:42:04.105 --> 00:42:05.903
I don't know. It's been
a little while, I guess.

793
00:42:05.982 --> 00:42:07.780
See... Oh.
I can't do that.

794
00:42:07.859 --> 00:42:10.032
I can't do stuff
that requires finesse.

795
00:42:10.111 --> 00:42:13.240
I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.

796
00:42:13.322 --> 00:42:17.452
No, dude. It's really easy. You just...
You think that you're holding it.

797
00:42:17.577 --> 00:42:21.207
See, that's what I'm talking
about right there. What?

798
00:42:21.289 --> 00:42:25.510
You're always thinking up
new shit that we can do, man.

799
00:42:25.626 --> 00:42:28.425
This is insane.
You know... I mean...

800
00:42:28.504 --> 00:42:29.676
Yeah.
Yeah.

801
00:42:29.756 --> 00:42:32.054
Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am.

802
00:42:33.801 --> 00:42:37.226
Whoo!

803
00:42:38.973 --> 00:42:41.226
Mom's, like, never home any more.

804
00:42:42.602 --> 00:42:46.323
I mean, you saw
how my dad is. He's just... quiet.

805
00:42:47.065 --> 00:42:48.783
Sits around.

806
00:42:48.858 --> 00:42:53.079
And it's pointless to talk to him about it
'cause he's got... nothing to say.

807
00:42:54.155 --> 00:42:56.249
See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends,

808
00:42:56.324 --> 00:42:59.703
and people want to talk to you
and be around you.

809
00:42:59.786 --> 00:43:02.710
I never had any of that.
I mean, before this,

810
00:43:02.830 --> 00:43:06.425
I barely even hung out with
Matt, and he's my cousin.

811
00:43:06.501 --> 00:43:08.344
We were close
when we were little, but...

812
00:43:10.004 --> 00:43:12.598
I don't know.
In high school, everything changed.

813
00:43:12.673 --> 00:43:15.472
Ever been to the Space Needle?

814
00:43:15.551 --> 00:43:18.225
Yep. When I was, like, five.

815
00:43:19.972 --> 00:43:21.315
It's for tourists.

816
00:43:22.350 --> 00:43:25.604
Well, I don't know.
I mean, I went, um...

817
00:43:26.104 --> 00:43:27.981
I think I was, like, seven...

818
00:43:28.731 --> 00:43:31.951
with my dad one time and...

819
00:43:33.444 --> 00:43:35.538
I don't know.
It was actually a really good day.

820
00:43:36.322 --> 00:43:38.199
You remember that?

821
00:43:39.242 --> 00:43:41.165
Yeah.
Actually, I do.

822
00:43:43.913 --> 00:43:45.631
You know, I've been
meaning to ask you.

823
00:43:46.124 --> 00:43:48.092
Winter break is coming up.

824
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:50.803
You should do
the talent show with me.

825
00:43:52.171 --> 00:43:53.468
No way.

826
00:43:53.548 --> 00:43:55.676
Why not? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.

827
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:59.100
Meet some people, meet some girls.
Dude, I'm not... it's just not...

828
00:44:00.388 --> 00:44:02.436
What? Look, I'm just
really shy, okay?

829
00:44:02.515 --> 00:44:07.066
And I don't...
I don't even have any talents, so...

830
00:44:07.145 --> 00:44:10.194
What are you talking about, you
don't have... You have talent.

831
00:44:12.066 --> 00:44:13.739
You've got talent.

832
00:44:15.486 --> 00:44:17.363
Oh, dude, no way.

833
00:44:17.488 --> 00:44:19.957
You look handsome.

834
00:44:20.074 --> 00:44:23.123
Thanks, yes. Steve...

835
00:44:23.244 --> 00:44:29.172
let me borrow some of his
clothes to make me look cool or whatever.

836
00:44:29.917 --> 00:44:33.171
I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.

837
00:44:33.254 --> 00:44:36.554
Yeah. Yeah, me too.

838
00:44:47.977 --> 00:44:49.900
Hey. What?

839
00:44:52.857 --> 00:44:54.359
How are you getting to school?

840
00:44:56.027 --> 00:44:58.871
I don't know what you mean.
Don't bullshit me, you idiot.

841
00:44:59.488 --> 00:45:02.617
Matt doesn't come.
He doesn't drive up.

842
00:45:03.618 --> 00:45:06.838
You leave the house.
Who the hell's giving you rides to school?

843
00:45:07.914 --> 00:45:11.009
M... Matt.
All right. You know what?

844
00:45:11.083 --> 00:45:12.255
You're lying.

845
00:45:15.046 --> 00:45:18.391
You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.

846
00:45:19.133 --> 00:45:21.807
You think
you can just slink, hmm?

847
00:45:21.886 --> 00:45:24.139
Sneak in, sneak around
my house, smiling?

848
00:45:27.183 --> 00:45:28.605
I'm onto your shit.

849
00:45:29.977 --> 00:45:32.730
How do you
even work this stupid thing?

850
00:45:34.982 --> 00:45:37.576
Ah! And we're in business.

851
00:45:59.215 --> 00:46:00.262
Boo!

852
00:46:01.092 --> 00:46:03.436
Hey. Hi.

853
00:46:03.511 --> 00:46:05.684
Um, what are you doing here?

854
00:46:06.389 --> 00:46:09.768
I'm filming for the talent show.

855
00:46:10.685 --> 00:46:14.440
Matt Garetty is filming for
the talent show. Yes, I am.

856
00:46:14.522 --> 00:46:15.819
Wow.

857
00:46:17.733 --> 00:46:20.577
What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?

858
00:46:20.695 --> 00:46:22.493
- How do you like it, huh?
- Being on camera?

859
00:46:22.571 --> 00:46:24.539
- I actually don't mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here we go.

860
00:46:24.615 --> 00:46:26.242
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
now coming to the stage...</i>

861
00:46:26.367 --> 00:46:30.463
What? No philosophical comeback for me?
Steve Montgomery.

862
00:46:30.538 --> 00:46:32.336
You're probably gonna
want to get this on camera.

863
00:46:38.212 --> 00:46:41.261
All my underclassmen, come on.
Make some noise. That's not loud enough.

864
00:46:42.591 --> 00:46:45.140
How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!

865
00:46:45.219 --> 00:46:46.311
Yeah, Steve!

866
00:46:46.429 --> 00:46:50.184
Let me hear it from my
seniors, class of 2012!

867
00:46:51.684 --> 00:46:54.563
Yeah. Shh.

868
00:46:54.687 --> 00:46:59.488
Now I want you guys to give it up for the
young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.

869
00:47:02.278 --> 00:47:04.280
- And you're on.
- Come on, y'all.

870
00:47:04.405 --> 00:47:06.578
- What are you guys doing?
- Let's go, let's go!

871
00:47:06.699 --> 00:47:10.670
Are you playing a prank on your cousin?

872
00:47:10.786 --> 00:47:12.788
That's mean, Matt.

873
00:47:12.872 --> 00:47:14.044
Just watch.

874
00:47:17.460 --> 00:47:18.632
Really?

875
00:47:22.214 --> 00:47:24.012
- Good luck!
- What's he doing?

876
00:47:24.091 --> 00:47:26.560
Show us some talent!

877
00:47:28.179 --> 00:47:31.149
Nice, Matt.

878
00:47:37.938 --> 00:47:39.781
Fifty-two Pickup!
Pick 'em up!

879
00:47:40.775 --> 00:47:44.154
No way!

880
00:47:47.448 --> 00:47:50.372
Yeah!

881
00:47:50.451 --> 00:47:52.044
Whoo!

882
00:47:52.536 --> 00:47:54.334
Go, Andrew!

883
00:47:54.413 --> 00:47:56.507
What? What?

884
00:48:03.881 --> 00:48:06.225
- Are they gonna walk on that?
- What do you think?

885
00:48:14.225 --> 00:48:16.819
Whoa. He's got it.
He's got it. He's got it.

886
00:48:18.521 --> 00:48:20.194
Easy.

887
00:48:20.272 --> 00:48:21.774
Yeah, you got it.

888
00:48:22.650 --> 00:48:24.072
Holy crap!

889
00:48:25.152 --> 00:48:28.076
Yeah! Cakewalk!

890
00:48:28.155 --> 00:48:30.999
Give it up, give it up, give it up!

891
00:48:31.784 --> 00:48:35.630
Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.

892
00:48:39.834 --> 00:48:42.883
Whoa!

893
00:48:43.003 --> 00:48:45.927
Give it up! Let's go!

894
00:48:46.048 --> 00:48:49.097
Seriously, how are they doing this?
I don't know.

895
00:48:50.386 --> 00:48:51.638
Magic.

896
00:48:54.390 --> 00:48:56.392
Whoo!

897
00:48:56.517 --> 00:48:59.111
That was amazing!
Yeah!

898
00:48:59.228 --> 00:49:03.734
Whoo! Whoo! Andrew!

899
00:49:03.858 --> 00:49:09.035
Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like,
exploding right now. What?

900
00:49:09.113 --> 00:49:12.788
This is the beginning of your downfall.
Hubris. Right there.

901
00:49:13.868 --> 00:49:15.745
What's hubris?
Ha, ha, ha.

902
00:49:15.870 --> 00:49:18.293
No, what does “hubris” mean, Matt?
Seriously?

903
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.337
What does “seriously” mean?
What? I'm....

904
00:49:21.542 --> 00:49:24.261
Get in there.
Don't push me, dude. I'm going.

905
00:49:24.336 --> 00:49:26.304
Your fans await.
You're the man of the hour.

906
00:49:26.422 --> 00:49:28.641
Look at this house!
Oh, sick!

907
00:49:28.757 --> 00:49:31.010
Dude, this place looks huge.
I know.

908
00:49:31.135 --> 00:49:32.307
It's enormous.
Dude.

909
00:49:32.386 --> 00:49:33.808
Matt! Andrew!

910
00:49:33.929 --> 00:49:35.556
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Steve! Oh, my God!

911
00:49:35.681 --> 00:49:38.355
Everybody's freaking out. Come on, man.
Everybody's been waiting for you.

912
00:49:39.643 --> 00:49:41.486
V.I.P. coming through.
Coming through!

913
00:49:41.562 --> 00:49:43.564
Andrew Copperfield
coming through!

914
00:49:43.647 --> 00:49:45.695
Make way, make way.

915
00:49:46.734 --> 00:49:49.032
Matt, come this way.
Drew, over here.

916
00:49:50.571 --> 00:49:52.994
Andrew Detmer's in the house!

917
00:49:56.911 --> 00:50:00.415
How are you feeling?
I'm... I'm... I'm doing good.

918
00:50:00.498 --> 00:50:03.172
- Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure?
- Hey. Hey.

919
00:50:03.250 --> 00:50:04.172
Hello.
Andrew.

920
00:50:04.293 --> 00:50:06.842
Magic is so hot.
Oh, wow. Thanks.

921
00:50:06.962 --> 00:50:11.183
So, do you not remember me at all?
Um...

922
00:50:11.258 --> 00:50:13.010
Monica, right? Monica.
Yes!

923
00:50:13.093 --> 00:50:15.812
...Setting the camera down.
I'm setting the camera down.

924
00:50:15.930 --> 00:50:16.897
What...
Oh.

925
00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:18.982
Oh. Excuse me.

926
00:50:19.099 --> 00:50:21.602
Have you ever played that, over there?

927
00:50:21.685 --> 00:50:24.188
Uh, no. I have never
played that, over there.

928
00:50:24.313 --> 00:50:25.906
No?
Never.

929
00:50:26.023 --> 00:50:28.196
I bet you're good at it.
Uh...

930
00:50:28.317 --> 00:50:30.820
What, you just throw the ball
into the cups? Yep. Yep.

931
00:50:30.945 --> 00:50:34.916
I actually could be good
at that right now. Yeah?

932
00:50:35.032 --> 00:50:36.329
Maybe.
Let's find out.

933
00:50:36.450 --> 00:50:37.667
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!

934
00:50:37.785 --> 00:50:39.162
What?
Come on.

935
00:50:39.286 --> 00:50:40.663
Okay, okay.
Come on.

936
00:50:40.746 --> 00:50:41.872
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

937
00:50:41.956 --> 00:50:44.709
There you are.

938
00:50:47.503 --> 00:50:48.720
Amazing.

939
00:50:48.796 --> 00:50:50.719
That's what I'm talking about.

940
00:51:06.313 --> 00:51:08.816
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

941
00:51:08.899 --> 00:51:10.446
Hey, where is Andrew anyway?

942
00:51:10.526 --> 00:51:12.244
Oh.

943
00:51:13.070 --> 00:51:16.165
Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.

944
00:51:16.240 --> 00:51:17.958
What, like, they went together?

945
00:51:18.033 --> 00:51:21.253
That's my boy. Of course they went together.
What are you talking 'bout?

946
00:51:21.328 --> 00:51:23.547
Hey, Andrew.
I hope you're seeing this.

947
00:51:23.622 --> 00:51:25.750
Congratulations, sir.

948
00:51:25.833 --> 00:51:27.676
I just wanted you to know, dude...

949
00:51:27.751 --> 00:51:31.426
I was really worried about you
before all this, you know?

950
00:51:31.505 --> 00:51:35.135
But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.

951
00:51:35.217 --> 00:51:37.766
I really, really feel that.

952
00:51:37.845 --> 00:51:40.724
And I want you to know
I love you, you know?

953
00:51:40.806 --> 00:51:43.434
I love you, man.
It's you and me.

954
00:51:43.517 --> 00:51:47.567
It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.

955
00:51:48.689 --> 00:51:50.737
Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, man.
Excuse yourself.

956
00:51:54.236 --> 00:51:55.909
Oh, man.

957
00:51:56.030 --> 00:52:00.331
When did I become the one who's out
here filming myself? Hey, Matt.

958
00:52:00.409 --> 00:52:03.504
Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.

959
00:52:03.579 --> 00:52:05.422
So what are you filming?

960
00:52:05.497 --> 00:52:07.295
Uh, it's just a thing.

961
00:52:07.374 --> 00:52:09.968
It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.

962
00:52:10.044 --> 00:52:13.389
Hey, I wanted to...
I wanted to tell you...

963
00:52:13.464 --> 00:52:15.887
I've really been...
it's been making me think a lot.

964
00:52:15.966 --> 00:52:18.310
I've been kind of
thinking about it in my...

965
00:52:18.385 --> 00:52:20.308
No, I have. Like, in my life.

966
00:52:20.387 --> 00:52:22.890
I've been thinking, if I applied myself,
what I could do.

967
00:52:22.973 --> 00:52:25.101
I could really...
I could change the world.

968
00:52:25.225 --> 00:52:27.853
I mean, it's really been...
You're drunk.

969
00:52:27.936 --> 00:52:29.529
What?

970
00:52:29.647 --> 00:52:32.821
Hey, Casey?

971
00:52:32.900 --> 00:52:36.700
I've basically been stalking you
since, like, sophomore year.

972
00:52:36.779 --> 00:52:38.998
Sorry, use of the word “stalking.”
I shouldn't have said...

973
00:52:39.073 --> 00:52:40.700
You want to get out of here?

974
00:52:41.950 --> 00:52:43.202
Yeah.
Yeah?

975
00:52:43.285 --> 00:52:44.787
Yes. Yes, definitely.

976
00:52:44.870 --> 00:52:48.044
Uh, I... I have to drop off
the camera first though.

977
00:52:51.168 --> 00:52:54.798
Okay, you guys are getting ready
to witness history, all right?

978
00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:57.759
I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors,

979
00:52:57.841 --> 00:53:00.264
Andrew Detmer becomes a man.

980
00:53:02.680 --> 00:53:04.523
He's a little boy behind there.
He's scared.

981
00:53:04.598 --> 00:53:06.191
He's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge...

982
00:53:06.308 --> 00:53:08.606
Oh, God!
From a cocoon or some shit like that.

983
00:53:08.686 --> 00:53:10.688
Disgusting weirdo!

984
00:53:10.813 --> 00:53:12.815
Wait. What happened?
Ha-ha. Okay...

985
00:53:12.940 --> 00:53:14.692
Is that...
Out of my way now!

986
00:53:14.817 --> 00:53:17.070
- Oh, man.
- Monica, what happened?

987
00:53:17.152 --> 00:53:20.122
Drew! Drew! It's okay, man.
Don't worry about it.

988
00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:22.037
Look, it happens to the
best of us, okay? Dude!

989
00:53:22.116 --> 00:53:23.663
You had
a little too much to drink...

990
00:53:23.784 --> 00:53:26.663
You... Oh. Oh.
Whoa, buddy.

991
00:53:26.787 --> 00:53:28.585
The hell's going on, dude?
Why are you laughing?

992
00:53:28.664 --> 00:53:30.211
Aw, man.
All over my jacket.

993
00:53:30.332 --> 00:53:32.676
Stop. Stop laughing.
What are you talking about?

994
00:53:32.793 --> 00:53:35.797
It's cool, man.
No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.

995
00:53:35.921 --> 00:53:38.765
Stop what? It's cool, man.
Will you just get out of here?

996
00:53:38.882 --> 00:53:40.509
Get out! What's your problem?
Drew, Drew!

997
00:53:40.634 --> 00:53:42.227
You think this is funny?
No, I'm not laughing...

998
00:53:42.302 --> 00:53:43.269
Get out!

999
00:54:17.588 --> 00:54:19.511
Dad!

1000
00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:24.391
Andrew! Please!
I need my medicine.

1001
00:54:24.470 --> 00:54:28.100
Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?

1002
00:54:31.977 --> 00:54:36.198
Where are you?

1003
00:54:39.860 --> 00:54:40.782
Dad!

1004
00:54:40.903 --> 00:54:46.706
Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there?
I mean, how selfish can you be?

1005
00:54:50.954 --> 00:54:52.456
I went through your camera.

1006
00:54:54.875 --> 00:54:56.377
What did you see?

1007
00:54:57.878 --> 00:54:59.880
Just you being a loser.

1008
00:55:01.215 --> 00:55:03.217
You think that those people
are your friends?

1009
00:55:04.218 --> 00:55:06.471
Huh? They're not.

1010
00:55:06.553 --> 00:55:08.271
You're an embarrassment.

1011
00:55:09.097 --> 00:55:12.146
You're running around this town,
spending my money.

1012
00:55:12.226 --> 00:55:13.773
Look at me
when I'm talking to you!

1013
00:55:13.852 --> 00:55:16.025
I didn't spend any
of your money, Richard.

1014
00:55:16.104 --> 00:55:19.108
'Cause I don't have
a dime to spend.

1015
00:55:19.191 --> 00:55:21.694
Every last cent...
Look at me!

1016
00:55:21.819 --> 00:55:24.288
Every last cent goes to
school for you... School?

1017
00:55:24.404 --> 00:55:26.452
And medication for your mother.
I go to a public school!

1018
00:55:26.573 --> 00:55:29.577
I can't even pay for a goddamn... You don't
pay for a public school, you idiot!

1019
00:55:31.328 --> 00:55:33.046
What did you call me?

1020
00:55:33.121 --> 00:55:34.839
Did you call me
an idiot, you shit?

1021
00:55:34.915 --> 00:55:37.043
Did you call me an idiot? Huh?

1022
00:55:38.085 --> 00:55:39.712
You piece of shit!

1023
00:55:39.795 --> 00:55:42.924
Get up. I said get up!

1024
00:55:43.006 --> 00:55:44.258
Get up!

1025
00:55:47.928 --> 00:55:49.726
I could crush you, you know that?
Stop it!

1026
00:55:49.805 --> 00:55:52.354
Crush you! Get...

1027
00:56:19.793 --> 00:56:21.420
Smile, Matt.

1028
00:56:21.545 --> 00:56:23.343
Oh, my God, Matt. Oh.

1029
00:56:23.422 --> 00:56:26.175
Can we not do the camera thing
right now, please?

1030
00:56:26.300 --> 00:56:28.473
What happened?

1031
00:56:28.552 --> 00:56:31.852
Uh... It just started
out of nowhere.

1032
00:56:31.972 --> 00:56:34.225
Are you okay?

1033
00:56:34.308 --> 00:56:36.026
My head hurts really bad.

1034
00:56:37.728 --> 00:56:39.901
That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.

1035
00:56:39.980 --> 00:56:41.448
I'll call him back later.

1036
00:56:41.565 --> 00:56:43.363
I think it's time to take...

1037
00:56:43.483 --> 00:56:45.235
Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh, wow.
I did not expect this.

1038
00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:46.236
Give me my...
Whoa!

1039
00:56:55.495 --> 00:56:58.169
Hey! Hey, asshole!

1040
00:56:58.248 --> 00:56:59.625
What are you doing up here?

1041
00:56:59.708 --> 00:57:01.381
Just leave me alone, Steve!

1042
00:57:01.460 --> 00:57:03.838
You can't be up here, dude.
This isn't safe.

1043
00:57:03.921 --> 00:57:05.548
I don't want to talk to anyone.

1044
00:57:05.631 --> 00:57:07.759
Bro! What are you
doing up here?

1045
00:57:07.841 --> 00:57:09.514
Leave me alone!

1046
00:57:10.427 --> 00:57:12.805
How did you find me?

1047
00:57:12.888 --> 00:57:15.357
I don't know, man.
My nose was bleeding.

1048
00:57:15.432 --> 00:57:16.979
I heard your voice
or something like...

1049
00:57:17.059 --> 00:57:18.902
What the hell
happened to your face?

1050
00:57:18.977 --> 00:57:20.820
Nothing, man.
Just leave me alone.

1051
00:57:20.896 --> 00:57:23.524
No, dude, that's not nothing.
That... Your dad!

1052
00:57:23.607 --> 00:57:26.201
Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now.

1053
00:57:26.276 --> 00:57:28.529
Will you stop acting
like you give a shit?

1054
00:57:28.612 --> 00:57:32.116
Dude. Why are you talking to me like this?
I'm your best friend.

1055
00:57:32.199 --> 00:57:33.951
I don't have any friends!

1056
00:57:34.034 --> 00:57:36.082
You were never my friend
before any of this.

1057
00:57:36.161 --> 00:57:38.880
I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!

1058
00:57:38.997 --> 00:57:42.922
We're supposed to fly around the world together.
Don't you... Do you remember that?

1059
00:57:43.043 --> 00:57:45.466
You think I'm... Stop!
Just stop talking to me!

1060
00:57:45.587 --> 00:57:47.806
Why won't you just leave me alone?
Come on, man.

1061
00:57:47.881 --> 00:57:50.259
Steve, I'm
telling you, get away from me!

1062
00:57:50.342 --> 00:57:53.471
Get away from me now!
Please!

1063
00:58:28.171 --> 00:58:31.892
...who, by the power of
God, are safeguarded in faith.

1064
00:58:32.009 --> 00:58:34.808
Even though you do not see
him now,

1065
00:58:34.886 --> 00:58:38.390
you rejoice with an indescribable
and glorious joy...

1066
00:58:39.099 --> 00:58:41.443
as you attain the goal
of your faith...

1067
00:58:41.518 --> 00:58:43.441
the salvation of your soul.

1068
00:58:45.605 --> 00:58:47.482
What are you doing?
You filming graves?

1069
00:58:49.026 --> 00:58:51.529
I don't get it.
What do you care?

1070
00:58:51.611 --> 00:58:54.205
You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?

1071
00:58:54.990 --> 00:58:56.492
I've been busy.
No, you haven't.

1072
00:58:56.575 --> 00:58:58.043
Why aren't you
returning my calls?

1073
00:58:58.118 --> 00:58:59.620
I just don't feel like talking.

1074
00:58:59.745 --> 00:59:01.713
Turn off the camera.
No.

1075
00:59:01.788 --> 00:59:03.916
Andrew.
Andrew, turn off the camera.

1076
00:59:05.125 --> 00:59:07.378
Andrew? How did he
get struck by lightning...

1077
00:59:07.461 --> 00:59:09.714
during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?

1078
00:59:11.089 --> 00:59:12.215
How?

1079
00:59:12.299 --> 00:59:14.267
And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.

1080
00:59:14.384 --> 00:59:17.354
Why would Steve go out in the middle of a
field during a lightning storm, Andrew?

1081
00:59:17.471 --> 00:59:18.643
I don't know.
Why? What?

1082
00:59:18.722 --> 00:59:20.395
I don't know
what happened, Matt!

1083
00:59:20.474 --> 00:59:22.067
I don't believe you, okay?
I don't believe you.

1084
00:59:22.184 --> 00:59:24.437
I want you to turn off the
camera and talk to me. Why?

1085
00:59:24.561 --> 00:59:27.235
'Cause I want to have a conversation with you.
Don't tell me what to do, Matt.

1086
00:59:27.314 --> 00:59:29.487
You can't tell me what to do!
Don't ever tell...

1087
00:59:29.608 --> 00:59:31.360
Give me... Shut it off!
Get off of me!

1088
00:59:35.489 --> 00:59:37.742
Andrew...
Are you joking right now?

1089
00:59:37.824 --> 00:59:40.668
Is this a joke to you? I...

1090
00:59:46.792 --> 00:59:48.294
What did you do, Andrew?

1091
00:59:48.376 --> 00:59:50.049
What did you do?

1092
00:59:51.129 --> 00:59:52.756
Who am I supposed
to tell about this?

1093
00:59:52.839 --> 00:59:55.809
Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?

1094
00:59:55.884 --> 00:59:58.888
Why won't you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?

1095
01:00:11.900 --> 01:00:14.153
Please believe me, Steve.

1096
01:00:15.195 --> 01:00:17.323
Please, it's just I...

1097
01:00:17.405 --> 01:00:19.282
I don't know what I did. I...

1098
01:00:19.366 --> 01:00:21.619
I lost control, and...

1099
01:00:22.285 --> 01:00:24.208
and I'm so sorry.

1100
01:00:25.372 --> 01:00:29.127
This thing is just becoming
a part of me now,

1101
01:00:29.209 --> 01:00:30.882
and I don't...

1102
01:00:32.129 --> 01:00:33.631
I miss you, Steve.

1103
01:01:25.182 --> 01:01:27.560
...all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?

1104
01:01:27.642 --> 01:01:29.064
Get ready. Go!

1105
01:01:29.144 --> 01:01:31.272
You guys?
Do not hesitate.

1106
01:01:34.232 --> 01:01:35.859
Did you hear who worked?

1107
01:01:41.072 --> 01:01:44.292
He was like.

1108
01:01:45.035 --> 01:01:48.505
Oh! Oh, Andrew!

1109
01:01:48.622 --> 01:01:50.545
Dry off!

1110
01:01:50.624 --> 01:01:52.342
Totally.

1111
01:01:55.170 --> 01:01:57.172
Hey, Wayne!

1112
01:02:03.303 --> 01:02:06.728
Okay, so, see this one here?

1113
01:02:06.806 --> 01:02:09.810
This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like,

1114
01:02:09.893 --> 01:02:12.942
lasso thing around the root,
you know?

1115
01:02:13.021 --> 01:02:15.149
But then these two...

1116
01:02:15.232 --> 01:02:18.406
these, I did not get as good.

1117
01:02:18.485 --> 01:02:20.487
See how they're broken?

1118
01:02:20.570 --> 01:02:23.915
I think it's because I got them from the
middle, you know, instead of the root.

1119
01:02:23.990 --> 01:02:25.992
Oh. Oh.

1120
01:02:27.035 --> 01:02:29.629
Oh. Sloppy.

1121
01:02:29.704 --> 01:02:32.503
I've been doing a lot of reading,
you know, like, online about, like...

1122
01:02:32.582 --> 01:02:35.756
just like evolution
and, like... and natural selection...

1123
01:02:35.835 --> 01:02:38.088
and how, like,
there's this thing, right?

1124
01:02:38.171 --> 01:02:40.845
It is called the apex predator,
right?

1125
01:02:40.924 --> 01:02:45.646
And basically what this is is the
strongest animal in the ecosystem, right?

1126
01:02:45.720 --> 01:02:48.098
And as human beings,

1127
01:02:48.181 --> 01:02:50.434
we are... we're considered
the apex predator,

1128
01:02:50.517 --> 01:02:53.771
but only because, like, smaller
animals can't feed on us...

1129
01:02:53.853 --> 01:02:55.605
because of weapons
and stuff, right?

1130
01:02:55.689 --> 01:03:00.365
The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle. Right?

1131
01:03:00.443 --> 01:03:03.162
You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.

1132
01:03:05.699 --> 01:03:08.122
And I think
that means something.

1133
01:03:08.243 --> 01:03:11.873
I just think
that really means something.

1134
01:03:21.881 --> 01:03:24.805
<i>This one I got really
clean 'cause I did this little, like,</i>

1135
01:03:24.884 --> 01:03:26.386
<i>lasso thing.</i>

1136
01:03:30.557 --> 01:03:34.687
Andrew,
what happened at school? Huh?

1137
01:03:34.811 --> 01:03:37.314
I need to go and pick up my
mom's medication! Oh, yeah?

1138
01:03:37.397 --> 01:03:39.946
You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that now, Andrew!

1139
01:03:40.066 --> 01:03:42.615
If you did that, you know what I'd have to do!
You'd have to what?

1140
01:03:42.736 --> 01:03:44.784
You have to start thinking.
What would you have to do, Matt?

1141
01:03:44.863 --> 01:03:46.365
There are consequences
to what you do!

1142
01:03:46.489 --> 01:03:49.163
You could not do anything to me because I
am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit!

1143
01:03:49.284 --> 01:03:51.292
I know what you did. I'm not
gonna let you do it again!

1144
01:03:51.293 --> 01:03:52.834
I am not going to break
your stupid rules!

1145
01:03:52.912 --> 01:03:57.588
Okay? So just screw off
and stay out of my life!

1146
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:31.452
I can't breathe.

1147
01:04:34.871 --> 01:04:36.373
Thank you.

1148
01:04:39.167 --> 01:04:41.465
Karen Detmer.
Just one moment.

1149
01:04:43.713 --> 01:04:45.932
We're gonna need
a next... day delivery.

1150
01:04:46.007 --> 01:04:49.932
Co-pay on that is $750.83.

1151
01:04:50.053 --> 01:04:53.353
Well, I don't have all that.
Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you.

1152
01:04:53.431 --> 01:04:56.184
You can pay up front, and we
can order next... day delivery.

1153
01:04:56.267 --> 01:04:58.816
Other than that, I can't help you.
Prick.

1154
01:04:58.978 --> 01:05:01.151
I don't give a shit.
Do whatever you want.

1155
01:05:22.710 --> 01:05:24.508
<i>Oh!</i>

1156
01:06:14.095 --> 01:06:15.597
Hey.

1157
01:06:15.680 --> 01:06:17.273
Hey!

1158
01:06:17.390 --> 01:06:20.143
Give me all your money.
Uh, what? Who is that?

1159
01:06:20.226 --> 01:06:23.446
Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.

1160
01:06:23.563 --> 01:06:25.907
Or else? Shit, man.

1161
01:06:26.900 --> 01:06:28.868
Shit, man. Is that Andrew?

1162
01:06:28.943 --> 01:06:31.321
It sounds kind of like Andrew
under there.

1163
01:06:31.404 --> 01:06:34.248
And you got Andrew's
broke-ass backpack on.

1164
01:06:34.365 --> 01:06:37.289
Oh, you got a gat?
I got a gat too, bitch.

1165
01:06:39.204 --> 01:06:40.751
Dude!

1166
01:06:49.005 --> 01:06:50.848
Whoa, dude!

1167
01:07:56.531 --> 01:07:58.625
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!

1168
01:07:58.700 --> 01:08:00.498
Come on, come on, come on!

1169
01:08:09.502 --> 01:08:10.503
Hey!

1170
01:08:36.362 --> 01:08:39.115
The camera needs to
stay on for our investigation.

1171
01:08:40.116 --> 01:08:41.959
Jesus Christ.

1172
01:08:42.035 --> 01:08:44.584
Can I have a moment
alone with my son?

1173
01:08:44.662 --> 01:08:47.040
If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.

1174
01:08:47.123 --> 01:08:48.295
Yeah, yeah.

1175
01:09:23.368 --> 01:09:25.871
Oh!

1176
01:09:36.172 --> 01:09:38.095
Your mother's dead.

1177
01:09:44.597 --> 01:09:47.100
She died last night
while I was out looking for you.

1178
01:09:52.188 --> 01:09:54.441
I came home, and, uh,

1179
01:09:56.984 --> 01:09:59.407
she was there in her bed.

1180
01:09:59.487 --> 01:10:01.990
If I just could have
been there for her.

1181
01:10:04.450 --> 01:10:07.499
I was always there for her when
you were out screwing around.

1182
01:10:08.663 --> 01:10:10.631
And this one time...

1183
01:10:11.791 --> 01:10:14.840
this... one time...

1184
01:10:14.919 --> 01:10:18.298
that she needed me,
and you took me away!

1185
01:10:18.381 --> 01:10:20.725
I want you to apologize to me.

1186
01:10:24.637 --> 01:10:28.232
I know you can hear me, so I
want you to sit up right now...

1187
01:10:28.307 --> 01:10:29.980
and apologize to me.

1188
01:10:30.893 --> 01:10:33.692
You selfish, selfish asshole!

1189
01:10:35.648 --> 01:10:37.400
This is your fault!

1190
01:10:37.483 --> 01:10:38.450
You...

1191
01:10:44.157 --> 01:10:46.251
Do you hear me?

1192
01:10:46.325 --> 01:10:48.748
Your mother is dead,
and it is your fault!

1193
01:10:51.664 --> 01:10:53.883
Happy birthday!

1194
01:10:53.958 --> 01:10:56.586
Pound it? Pound it?

1195
01:10:56.669 --> 01:10:58.967
Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.

1196
01:10:59.046 --> 01:11:02.596
- Yes, the big one.
- Oh, my God. Matt.

1197
01:11:02.675 --> 01:11:04.677
Matt, your nose again.

1198
01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:07.438
Are you okay?

1199
01:11:07.555 --> 01:11:11.230
Oh, shit!
Baby, you're really bleeding.

1200
01:11:12.268 --> 01:11:15.363
Matt, your nose!
Oh, my God.

1201
01:11:15.438 --> 01:11:17.190
Did you hear that?
How can you not hear that?

1202
01:11:17.315 --> 01:11:19.033
Hear what? What are you hearing?
It's so...

1203
01:11:19.150 --> 01:11:20.777
- Something's wrong with Andrew.
- Come in here! Casey!

1204
01:11:22.779 --> 01:11:25.123
<i>We apologize for the
delay, but as of right now,</i>

1205
01:11:25.239 --> 01:11:29.039
<i>every news helicopier in Greater King
County is headed to Seattle. Oh, my God.</i>

1206
01:11:29.118 --> 01:11:31.371
<i>Again, right now,
we have verry little information,</i>

1207
01:11:31.454 --> 01:11:35.175
<i>but if appears a bomb has gone oh'
at Ballard Community Hospital.</i>

1208
01:11:35.249 --> 01:11:37.251
Casey, come here. Come here.
Come here. Please. Please.

1209
01:11:37.376 --> 01:11:39.504
What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this?
Where are your keys at?

1210
01:11:39.629 --> 01:11:41.506
What? Matt... Just stay here.
I'll be back.

1211
01:11:41.631 --> 01:11:44.760
I just have to drive there, okay?
Please, wait! Matt, please!

1212
01:11:44.884 --> 01:11:47.888
Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
Andrew's what?

1213
01:11:48.012 --> 01:11:50.390
I'm sure that Andrew is fine.

1214
01:11:52.225 --> 01:11:54.648
Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city.
Tell me what's going on.

1215
01:11:54.727 --> 01:11:56.855
Shit. I gotta get...
Is that a roadblock?

1216
01:11:56.938 --> 01:11:58.940
Nobody else is driving this way!
Talk to me!

1217
01:11:59.065 --> 01:12:01.318
- Casey, I need to think, okay?
- Stop!

1218
01:12:01.400 --> 01:12:03.118
I gotta find another way downtown.
Shit!

1219
01:12:03.194 --> 01:12:04.696
Go back and take
the Madison exit.

1220
01:12:04.821 --> 01:12:07.415
Come on.

1221
01:12:11.828 --> 01:12:13.671
Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
Wait!

1222
01:12:13.746 --> 01:12:15.373
Matt, wait for me!

1223
01:12:15.498 --> 01:12:18.843
<i>All units, report to Ballard
Community Hospital.</i>

1224
01:12:20.253 --> 01:12:21.505
Excuse me.

1225
01:12:21.587 --> 01:12:23.089
Sir, excuse me.

1226
01:12:24.257 --> 01:12:27.227
Matt!
What are we doing here?

1227
01:12:31.180 --> 01:12:33.558
Oh, my God!

1228
01:12:34.559 --> 01:12:37.563
You gotta put me down!
Please! Stop!

1229
01:12:37.645 --> 01:12:39.272
You did this to me!

1230
01:12:42.066 --> 01:12:44.444
Matt! Oh, my God!

1231
01:12:48.948 --> 01:12:51.542
Holy shit! Holy shit!

1232
01:12:51.659 --> 01:12:53.957
Matt! Casey, we gotta go!
We gotta go right now!

1233
01:12:54.036 --> 01:12:56.084
Get in the car!
Let's go.

1234
01:12:56.205 --> 01:12:58.003
Andrew's out of control.
What are you talking about?

1235
01:12:58.124 --> 01:13:00.627
I'm so sorry.
I wanted to tell you. I...

1236
01:13:01.627 --> 01:13:03.595
Oh, my God, Matt!
Stop the car!

1237
01:13:03.671 --> 01:13:06.299
It's gonna crash.
Holy shit!

1238
01:13:06.424 --> 01:13:08.222
Oh, shit!

1239
01:13:10.386 --> 01:13:12.889
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get off the road now!

1240
01:13:12.972 --> 01:13:15.316
Oh, my God!

1241
01:13:15.391 --> 01:13:17.359
Hold on to me!

1242
01:13:17.476 --> 01:13:19.979
It's not me, it's Andrew!

1243
01:13:22.273 --> 01:13:24.526
Hold on!

1244
01:13:24.609 --> 01:13:29.410
I can't stop it! I can't control the car!
I can't control it.

1245
01:13:29.488 --> 01:13:31.161
Shit!

1246
01:13:31.240 --> 01:13:33.413
Andrew!
Oh, God, hold on!

1247
01:13:33.534 --> 01:13:35.707
Hold on to me!

1248
01:13:37.997 --> 01:13:40.591
I can't get the door open!

1249
01:13:45.588 --> 01:13:48.512
Oh, my God!
Andrew! Andrew, stop!

1250
01:13:52.595 --> 01:13:54.643
Casey! Matt!

1251
01:13:54.764 --> 01:13:56.732
Matt!

1252
01:14:00.728 --> 01:14:02.446
Help me!

1253
01:14:04.065 --> 01:14:06.033
Casey, hold on!

1254
01:14:10.071 --> 01:14:13.416
Matt.

1255
01:14:14.450 --> 01:14:16.999
Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?

1256
01:14:17.078 --> 01:14:19.206
Matt, please don't go!
Matt!

1257
01:14:19.372 --> 01:14:22.171
<i>We got a car on fire
under the Needle. Possible casualties.</i>

1258
01:14:22.249 --> 01:14:25.298
<i>We need emergency response now.</i>

1259
01:14:25.378 --> 01:14:27.551
<i>I don't know how to describe this.</i>

1260
01:14:30.716 --> 01:14:33.094
<i>That is the Needle we're looking
at, and as you can see, there are...</i>

1261
01:14:33.219 --> 01:14:35.392
You're not gonna believe this.

1262
01:14:35.471 --> 01:14:37.473
Are you seeing this?

1263
01:14:41.394 --> 01:14:43.067
Back away from the window!

1264
01:14:43.145 --> 01:14:45.318
<i>What the hell are they doing up there?</i>

1265
01:14:45.398 --> 01:14:47.901
Get down!

1266
01:14:53.656 --> 01:14:56.205
<i>Seventeen, beware.</i>

1267
01:14:56.283 --> 01:14:58.081
<i>You Te gonna ha ve to divert</i>

1268
01:14:58.160 --> 01:15:01.039
Andrew!
Andrew, look at me!

1269
01:15:01.122 --> 01:15:04.547
This has to stop right now, okay?
This is really, really bad!

1270
01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:06.252
Why did you catch him?

1271
01:15:06.335 --> 01:15:09.509
- Listen! Just focus, okay?
- I dropped him!

1272
01:15:09.630 --> 01:15:11.678
Why did you catch him?
Andrew, this is not a game!

1273
01:15:11.757 --> 01:15:14.226
Do you understand?
You're hurting people.

1274
01:15:14.301 --> 01:15:16.770
You're weak, Matt! You're all weak!

1275
01:15:16.846 --> 01:15:19.019
- Andrew...
- I'm stronger than all of this!

1276
01:15:19.098 --> 01:15:21.521
Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just... Just... I need you to listen.

1277
01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:23.352
Just focus for a second.

1278
01:15:23.436 --> 01:15:25.859
Do not tell me what to do!

1279
01:15:25.938 --> 01:15:29.033
<i>I'm trying to explain.
I got two individuals.</i>

1280
01:15:29.150 --> 01:15:32.029
They can't stop us. It's not too
late for us to go. It is too late!

1281
01:15:32.111 --> 01:15:34.864
I'm done! It's over!

1282
01:15:34.947 --> 01:15:37.996
You treated me like shit!
You left me alone!

1283
01:15:38.075 --> 01:15:41.124
Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!

1284
01:15:41.203 --> 01:15:43.877
I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!

1285
01:15:43.956 --> 01:15:47.301
And we can stop this right now,
you and me!

1286
01:15:48.294 --> 01:15:51.673
Andrew, we can just fly away.
We can get out of here.

1287
01:15:51.756 --> 01:15:53.884
We can be family.

1288
01:15:53.966 --> 01:15:56.890
Andrew.
Andrew, look at yourself.

1289
01:15:57.011 --> 01:16:00.140
This isn't who you are.
I'm an apex predator.

1290
01:16:00.222 --> 01:16:01.565
What?

1291
01:16:04.018 --> 01:16:05.895
I'm an apex predator.

1292
01:16:08.230 --> 01:16:10.858
No! No!

1293
01:16:19.992 --> 01:16:21.744
Oh, my gosh!
Call the police!

1294
01:16:28.167 --> 01:16:30.340
Andrew, no!

1295
01:16:34.715 --> 01:16:37.184
Oh! Whoa!

1296
01:16:42.681 --> 01:16:45.651
Paul! Paul, stay away
from the window! Okay, okay!

1297
01:16:45.768 --> 01:16:49.568
Paul! Don't stand at the window!
Are you seeing this? Hey!

1298
01:16:52.483 --> 01:16:54.326
Stay down, babe! Stay down!

1299
01:17:10.459 --> 01:17:12.678
Andrew!

1300
01:17:14.713 --> 01:17:17.341
<i>Two subjects down.
One injured, one mobile.</i>

1301
01:17:17.466 --> 01:17:20.720
Andrew? Andrew, look at me.

1302
01:17:20.803 --> 01:17:23.682
This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?

1303
01:17:25.516 --> 01:17:27.314
I'm gonna get you help, okay?

1304
01:17:27.393 --> 01:17:29.646
<i>All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way.</i>

1305
01:17:29.728 --> 01:17:33.232
Get out of here! It's not safe!

1306
01:17:35.234 --> 01:17:37.578
Andrew? Andrew?

1307
01:17:40.072 --> 01:17:42.495
Are you getting this?
Don't move!

1308
01:17:42.575 --> 01:17:44.418
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

1309
01:17:44.493 --> 01:17:48.373
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!

1310
01:17:48.455 --> 01:17:50.128
<i>He appears
to be held at gunpoint but...</i>

1311
01:17:50.207 --> 01:17:51.129
<i>Oh, my God!</i>

1312
01:17:51.250 --> 01:17:54.379
- Arms up in the air!
- Don't shoot, please!

1313
01:17:54.461 --> 01:17:56.429
He's hurt!

1314
01:17:57.464 --> 01:17:59.057
Get on the ground!
Wait! Wait!

1315
01:17:59.133 --> 01:18:01.477
Do what he says!
Now, get down!

1316
01:18:01.552 --> 01:18:04.772
- Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!

1317
01:18:04.847 --> 01:18:06.849
Please don't shoot!
We will shoot you!

1318
01:18:06.932 --> 01:18:10.402
- I'm not gonna do anything!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!

1319
01:18:10.519 --> 01:18:13.113
Take him out!

1320
01:18:16.192 --> 01:18:18.445
Leave me alone!

1321
01:18:28.037 --> 01:18:29.380
Shit!

1322
01:18:29.455 --> 01:18:32.208
Whoa! Whoa! Wow!

1323
01:18:46.513 --> 01:18:48.857
<i>We have multiple explosions.</i>

1324
01:18:48.974 --> 01:18:51.068
Get in position!
We have 'em in our sights!

1325
01:18:51.143 --> 01:18:53.771
- We're covered!
- Hold it right there!

1326
01:18:55.022 --> 01:18:57.150
No! Stop!

1327
01:18:59.026 --> 01:19:00.778
We have you surrounded!

1328
01:19:01.654 --> 01:19:03.952
No!
Hands where we can see 'em!

1329
01:19:04.031 --> 01:19:06.159
Stay down! Stay down!

1330
01:19:06.242 --> 01:19:09.086
Stay down!
I repeat, do not move!

1331
01:19:14.500 --> 01:19:16.502
Additional units on the far side!

1332
01:19:19.338 --> 01:19:21.136
Yo, stay down!

1333
01:19:21.215 --> 01:19:23.638
Stay down! Don't move!

1334
01:19:23.717 --> 01:19:26.436
Andrew! Andrew!

1335
01:19:26.512 --> 01:19:28.185
Stop! Don't hurt them!
Andrew!

1336
01:19:32.309 --> 01:19:33.435
Open fire!

1337
01:19:57.209 --> 01:19:58.506
Andrew!

1338
01:20:01.046 --> 01:20:04.391
Andrew! Andrew, stop!

1339
01:20:04.466 --> 01:20:06.059
Please, stop!

1340
01:20:12.516 --> 01:20:13.017
Andrew!

1341
01:20:14.393 --> 01:20:15.986
Don't make me do this!

1342
01:20:17.730 --> 01:20:18.982
Stop!

1343
01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:39.210
<i>...reports of casualties.</i>

1344
01:20:39.293 --> 01:20:43.093
<i>At least two structures
have been destroyed.</i>

1345
01:20:43.213 --> 01:20:46.183
I think they're both down!

1346
01:20:46.258 --> 01:20:47.510
<i>Two men out.</i>

1347
01:20:47.593 --> 01:20:50.517
<i>Show me right now eastbound on...</i>

1348
01:20:50.596 --> 01:20:52.894
<i>Yes, sir.
I'm about two blocks away. I see it.</i>

1349
01:20:53.766 --> 01:20:55.268
Move up.

1350
01:21:02.608 --> 01:21:04.531
Hey! Oh!
What are you doing?

1351
01:21:50.739 --> 01:21:52.241
Hey, Andrew.

1352
01:21:59.415 --> 01:22:01.918
I just wanted to say that...

1353
01:22:04.002 --> 01:22:06.221
I'm sorry and, uh,

1354
01:22:10.384 --> 01:22:13.012
I... I hope...

1355
01:22:13.095 --> 01:22:16.190
that you know that I did
what I had to do.

1356
01:22:17.516 --> 01:22:20.019
You're not a bad person.
I know that.

1357
01:22:21.019 --> 01:22:23.021
That's all that matters.

1358
01:22:24.523 --> 01:22:26.901
And, uh, I want you to know...

1359
01:22:26.984 --> 01:22:29.112
that I'm gonna be better
from now on.

1360
01:22:29.194 --> 01:22:31.492
I'm gonna help people.

1361
01:22:31.572 --> 01:22:33.950
I'm gonna find out
what happened to us down there.

1362
01:22:34.032 --> 01:22:36.000
I don't care how long it takes.

1363
01:22:36.076 --> 01:22:38.078
I'm gonna get answers.

1364
01:22:38.954 --> 01:22:42.208
I'm gonna do it for you,
and I'm gonna do it for Steve.

1365
01:22:42.291 --> 01:22:43.964
And...

1366
01:22:44.042 --> 01:22:45.669
I just...

1367
01:22:49.214 --> 01:22:51.342
I love you, man.

1368
01:22:51.425 --> 01:22:54.178
I didn't ever
get a chance to tell you,

1369
01:22:54.261 --> 01:22:56.229
but I love you.

1370
01:23:03.562 --> 01:23:05.235
And guess what.

1371
01:23:09.860 --> 01:23:11.783
You made it.

1372
01:23:20.412 --> 01:23:23.006
Whoo-hoo!

1373
01:23:23.081 --> 01:23:26.585
<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

1374
01:23:28.504 --> 01:23:30.427
Isn't it beautiful?

1375
01:23:33.592 --> 01:23:35.515
Good-bye, Andrew.

1376
01:29:24.401 --> 01:29:25.402
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