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Tamra is a legend.

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Yeah, yeah, she's had two
hitless albums back-to-back,

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but someone else's take
isn't the ticket.

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We need hers.

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We need someone who can
get her to actually open up

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and be honest.

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Somebody who can
get her to say something brutal or cocky,

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whatever it actually is.

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What does she still want
from music?

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What does she still think was,

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you know, missing
from that last project?

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The only thing a story
about a legend like Tamra Camden is missing

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is as much Tamra Camden
as possible.

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Damn good point, Ariel.

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I'd read that.

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Thank you.

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Uh, I mean,
I would love to maybe--

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What about Chris Wreath
to write it?

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I mean, he would be
inspired, right?

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Yeah, strong agree.
I'll send him a note.

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Done.

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Okay. Good job.

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Moving on.

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On to the M.O.B.

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<i>: It's just driving me</i>
<i>fucking nuts.</i>

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<i>I've been there</i>
<i>for three years.</i>

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Three years of my life,

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and I haven't written
a single real story.

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- Yes, you have.
- No, I haven't.

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What are you talking about?

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I loved that piece on that,
uh... What was it?

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Blind martial arts instructor.

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- Oh, yeah, okay.
- How'd he do that three-finger thing?

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- Oh. Like...
- It was like...

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- Wow, you look cute today.
- Stop.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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This is how I see it.

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Step one,

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write about famous people

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because they're
inherently fascinating.

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That's where I'm at right now.

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- Step two...
- "Famous people."

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Okay. Step two,

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people start
to find me fascinating

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'cause I'm writing
about fascinating people.

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And then, three,

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take that goodwill and

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use it to write whatever
the fuck I want.

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What's the...

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what's the end goal
of all that, though?

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Like, what's the point?

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- Write a book. Like...
- Mmm.

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Books, plural.

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Then, show people that...

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I don't know...

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that I'm a good fucking writer.

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Show them what I... I think

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and... and...
and feel, love, hate.

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But at this rate,
I'll be, like, 35

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before that ever happens,
which is basically 40.

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Sorry, no offense.

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Whoa, hold up. I'm...
I... I'm only 32.

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- What the hell?
- I'm like... I rounded up.

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- That's wack.
- That's my fault.

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- I... I rounded up.
- Okay, also,

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is this one of those vents
where you just need to vent

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or one of the rare vents
where you actually want advice?

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Wow. Okay.

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The former. Right.

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Can you pass me the...

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I am open.

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I will take advice. I'm open.

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- For real?
- Yeah, for real.

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Okay.

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Well, with love and compassion,

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I don't think anyone gives
a fuck about what you feel

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or love or hate.

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Listen,
you're only 27 years old.

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You didn't grow up poor or rich.

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You have a good job,
a perfect bill of health.

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No addictions, no enemies.

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Hell, you've never let
anyone in close enough,

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present company included,
to actually break your heart.

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And your parents are perfect,
which is why you always shit on my mom.

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No, I always shit on your mom
'cause she's fucking crazy.

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Your problem is that
you're middle.

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Which is okay. Most people are.

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But it's experience
that gives people perspective,

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and it's perspective
that gives opinions their value,

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and yours is...

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it's middle as fuck.

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Okay.

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This eel is delicious,
by the way.

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Yeah, it's really good.
No, it's really, really good.

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Are you okay?

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'Cause I could...
I could take that back.

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The eel is really good.

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So...

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I mean,
now is the time, then.

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But why?
Why is now the time?

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I mean, all
the pictures are dropping in.

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Like, do you think he had
a ton of work done to his face?

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Probably, but I'm calling
bullshit on the whole thing.

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What's up?

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There's a rumor flying around
that Moretti's back.

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Like, "Moretti" Moretti?
Oh, shit.

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I know. It's a big day for me.

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<i>Dina Simone</i>
was my first ringtone.

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<i>Dina Simone</i>was everyone's
first ringtone.

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Well, don't be a dick.

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Ooh, Stan.

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You hear?

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Moretti's back.

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-Oh, my God. You, too?
- I...

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Are we done? Huh?

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I mean, if social media
wants to freak out over every rumor,

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so be it, but you guys
are supposed to be journalists.

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Besides, no one
has seen or heard from Moretti

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in 30 years.

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If there was an album,

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I am sure they'd release it
the same way he always did.

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Uh, his publicist,
Soledad Yusef,

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would mail in a VHS of him

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nonsensically just rattling off
Moretti's career highlights

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and proclaiming that
a new album was on the way.

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It was nauseating.

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- Look at this.
- What's this?

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<i>:</i>
<i>Hello, my loves.</i>

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<i>Hello.</i>

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Holy shit,
that's actually him.

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<i>It's been a long time</i>
<i>since we've done this dance.</i>

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<i>But I think this dance we do</i>
<i>is a timeless one. Don't you?</i>

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<i>: A lot has changed</i>
<i>in the last 27 years.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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<i>Can you believe</i>
<i>it's been 27 years?</i>

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<i>Look at me.</i>

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<i>I'm like a silver fox.</i>

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<i>Okay. I'm having too much fun.</i>

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<i>- Enough about me.</i>

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<i>What about him? What about him?</i>

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<i>Mr. Glam-boyant himself.</i>

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<i>The Velvet Caller. Don Diva.</i>

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<i>The Wizard of Wiggle.</i>

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<i>The icon responsible</i>
<i>for the highest-grossing</i> <i>world tour in history.</i>

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<i>The only living artist to</i>
<i>secure 38 number one singles.</i>

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<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

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<i>It is with... Ooh!</i>

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<i>Unmitigated joy</i>
<i>that I announce to you,</i> <i>my babies,</i>

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<i>he's bringing you a gift.</i>

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<i>The greatest album</i>
<i>of modern times.</i>

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<i>Future times,</i>
<i>all the times, really.</i>

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<i>And, in typical</i>
<i>Debutante fashion,</i>

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<i>he'll be playing for a select</i>
<i>group of people this weekend</i>

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<i>before he gives this</i>
<i>new blessing unto the world.</i>

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<i>And there is more to come.</i>

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<i>So much more.</i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

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<i>♪ Dina </i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone </i>

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<i>♪ I like</i>
<i>Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina </i>

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<i>♪ And I love how</i>
<i>She dress like a saint ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone </i>

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<i>♪ Hold me, baby</i>
<i>Hold me tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiss me, girl </i>

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<i>♪ It's Saturday night </i>

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...Alfred Moretti.

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<i>♪ See me watching </i>

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<i>♪ Paint the town </i>

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<i>♪ She's with us </i>

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<i>♪ Queens and Crown </i>

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<i>♪ All I want is you</i>
<i>And diamonds on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, don't you ever</i>
<i>Show me mercy, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm here alone</i>
<i>With reservations for three ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I need you </i>

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<i>♪ You too, perfect, yeah </i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

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<i>♪ Dina </i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone </i>

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<i>♪ I like</i>
<i>Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina </i>

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<i>♪ And I love how</i>
<i>She dress like a saint ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone </i>

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<i>♪ You chauffeur 'round </i>

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<i>♪ All around the town</i>
<i>In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And sex</i>
<i>Is your favorite thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cocaine and blue pills </i>

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<i>♪ You, club </i>

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<i>♪ You, ballet </i>

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<i>♪ She, in the bedroom </i>

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<i>♪ Her right here</i>
<i>In the valet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bodies intertwine</i>
<i>In the dark lights ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Our souls </i>

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Oh, shit.

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<i>♪ Exchange under</i>
<i>The night sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Raging bulls</i>
<i>Till we fall asleep ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The sun is coming for us </i>

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<i>♪ Jealousy </i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing </i>

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<i>♪ Dina </i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve</i>
<i>Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone </i>

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<i>- He's back, my babies.</i>

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Ugh. Classic.

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Truly a perfect album,

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up there with <i>Thriller,</i>
<i>Hotel California, Nebraska.</i>

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There's a second one.

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This is for, uh...

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Ariel Ecton.

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-Who?
-Seriously?

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<i>: So,</i>
<i>what do you think</i> <i>of the news of Moretti</i>

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<i>coming out of retirement?</i>

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<i>: Oh, my gosh,</i>
<i>I mean, it feels like a dream,</i>

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<i>you know? I used to listen</i>
<i>to him all the time as a kid,</i>

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<i>and now my kids</i>
<i>get their own Moretti album.</i>

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<i>And you, sir?</i>

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<i>Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day,</i>

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<i>and then stands 12 hours a day.</i>

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<i>Like, it's</i>
<i>a "balance of life" thing.</i>

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<i>This is my favorite rumor</i>
<i>about this guy.</i>

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<i>Somebody's trying to suggest</i>
<i>that he bought</i> <i>Freddie Mercury's teeth.</i>

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<i>- And he might--</i>
<i>- Today's top story,</i>

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<i>Alfred Moretti,</i>
<i>arguably the biggest</i>

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<i>pop star of the '90s,</i>

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<i>has resurfaced</i>
<i>after a 30-year hiat...</i>

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Smell that desert air.

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Oh, yeah, it's amazing.

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-Right? Oh.
-Hello.

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- Hello. Oh, okay. Okay.
-Oh.

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Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan.

235
00:12:52.641 --> 00:12:55.078
Welcome to Green River, Utah.

236
00:12:56.079 --> 00:12:58.865
It'll be an absolute honor

237
00:12:58.952 --> 00:13:00.649
to spend this weekend with you.

238
00:13:00.736 --> 00:13:01.737
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

239
00:13:01.824 --> 00:13:03.043
<i>Namaste.</i>

240
00:13:03.130 --> 00:13:04.392
The other guests
are waiting just this way.

241
00:13:04.479 --> 00:13:05.697
Please follow me

242
00:13:05.785 --> 00:13:08.744
as we board the infamous Louise.

243
00:13:09.832 --> 00:13:11.573
Holy shit.

244
00:13:11.660 --> 00:13:12.661
Slow Lo.

245
00:13:14.619 --> 00:13:17.666
So, uh, rumor had it
that when Moretti toured,

246
00:13:17.753 --> 00:13:19.494
his outfits were
so damn heavy that the--

247
00:13:19.581 --> 00:13:22.366
Yeah, they would
weigh the bus down, and they would have to,

248
00:13:22.453 --> 00:13:26.588
uh, stop to fuel twice as much
'cause it was so slow and low.

249
00:13:26.675 --> 00:13:28.111
- Hence the name.
- Yeah.

250
00:13:28.198 --> 00:13:29.460
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

251
00:13:30.157 --> 00:13:32.115
I just...
I did a little research.

252
00:13:32.202 --> 00:13:34.074
No, that's impressive.
That's really impressive.

253
00:13:34.161 --> 00:13:36.250
-Thanks.
-Yeah. Nice job, rookie.

254
00:13:36.337 --> 00:13:37.599
Okay.

255
00:13:37.686 --> 00:13:39.644
Well, lookie here.

256
00:13:39.731 --> 00:13:42.734
Hey. Long time, huh?

257
00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:44.214
Hey.

258
00:13:44.301 --> 00:13:46.129
Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel.

259
00:13:46.216 --> 00:13:48.828
Some young blood from
the magazine tagging along.

260
00:13:48.915 --> 00:13:50.090
- Hi.
- This is Clara,

261
00:13:50.177 --> 00:13:52.092
who you know of, I'm sure.

262
00:13:52.179 --> 00:13:56.836
And, of course, Bianca Tyson,
the top paparazza in the game.

263
00:13:56.923 --> 00:13:58.054
Stan.

264
00:13:58.141 --> 00:13:59.839
- Clara. Clara.
- Stan.

265
00:13:59.926 --> 00:14:02.145
Stan.

266
00:14:02.232 --> 00:14:03.625
I see you, uh,

267
00:14:03.712 --> 00:14:05.105
took a break from being

268
00:14:05.192 --> 00:14:07.194
the most hated sex symbol on TV
to join us.

269
00:14:07.281 --> 00:14:09.239
Key words, "sex symbol..."

270
00:14:09.326 --> 00:14:11.198
Thank you... And "TV."

271
00:14:11.285 --> 00:14:12.634
How's print media treating you?

272
00:14:12.721 --> 00:14:13.722
Oh.

273
00:14:13.809 --> 00:14:15.289
Nice to meet you, dear.

274
00:14:15.376 --> 00:14:17.117
Oh, nice to meet you.

275
00:14:17.204 --> 00:14:18.335
I'm not sure
who that is.

276
00:14:19.162 --> 00:14:20.685
That is Emily Katz.

277
00:14:20.772 --> 00:14:22.862
- She's an influencer.
-Oh, Lord help us.

278
00:14:22.949 --> 00:14:25.168
Wait, sorry.
Is she talking to Bill Lotto?

279
00:14:25.255 --> 00:14:26.778
Oh, I know, right?

280
00:14:26.866 --> 00:14:28.041
You'd think some of the sheen

281
00:14:28.128 --> 00:14:30.739
would wear off after
he pivoted to podcasts.

282
00:14:30.826 --> 00:14:33.481
I'm surprised he even came,
to be honest.

283
00:14:33.568 --> 00:14:35.831
What do you mean?
Why would he miss the event of the century?

284
00:14:35.918 --> 00:14:37.702
They hated each other.

285
00:14:38.573 --> 00:14:41.184
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are about to depart

286
00:14:41.271 --> 00:14:44.361
on our
four-hour-and-eight-minute journey.

287
00:14:44.448 --> 00:14:48.800
Please feel free to luxuriate
until our arrival.

288
00:14:50.411 --> 00:14:51.586
Thank you.

289
00:15:19.570 --> 00:15:22.573
Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford
is such a legend.

290
00:15:22.660 --> 00:15:23.879
She's my favorite
of his girlfriends.

291
00:15:23.966 --> 00:15:25.489
Oh, that is sexy.

292
00:15:25.576 --> 00:15:27.100
What are they doing?

293
00:15:35.935 --> 00:15:37.153
Stan, have you been
reading this?

294
00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:38.328
Hmm?

295
00:15:39.503 --> 00:15:40.591
Oh, it's from the basket, right?

296
00:15:42.202 --> 00:15:43.986
I haven't. What's the haps?

297
00:15:45.248 --> 00:15:49.383
I mean, the haps are very,
uh, specific. They...

298
00:15:49.470 --> 00:15:51.863
Hey, so this is a good time
to establish our game plan.

299
00:15:51.951 --> 00:15:53.256
Oh. Yeah.

300
00:15:53.343 --> 00:15:54.431
Okay. Yes, actually.

301
00:15:54.518 --> 00:15:56.607
I was, uh, writing
some stuff down earlier.

302
00:15:56.694 --> 00:15:57.695
- Great.
- Yeah.

303
00:15:57.782 --> 00:16:00.394
So, you know, obviously,

304
00:16:00.481 --> 00:16:02.744
I'll be the one
who writes the review and the piece,

305
00:16:02.831 --> 00:16:08.097
but what I could
really use your help with is some note-taking.

306
00:16:11.535 --> 00:16:14.756
Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would...

307
00:16:14.843 --> 00:16:17.367
- You know, I could share--
- Nah, just the note-taking. Anything you see.

308
00:16:17.454 --> 00:16:19.804
Weird books or, uh,

309
00:16:19.891 --> 00:16:21.415
I don't know, orgies, whatever.

310
00:16:21.502 --> 00:16:23.373
Just, uh, write it down,

311
00:16:23.460 --> 00:16:25.897
and I'll give it a look
at the end of the weekend. Got it?

312
00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:28.683
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

313
00:16:30.641 --> 00:16:33.166
You know, I'm...
I'm really happy for you.

314
00:17:23.651 --> 00:17:25.305
Who are these people?

315
00:17:25.392 --> 00:17:27.046
Moretti diehards.

316
00:17:27.133 --> 00:17:29.744
They've been congregating
since the announcement.

317
00:17:29.831 --> 00:17:32.703
I even heard a few have been
sleeping in their cars.

318
00:17:32.790 --> 00:17:35.793
All hoping to get
a glimpse of him.

319
00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:38.100
Some people really need a hobby.

320
00:17:47.892 --> 00:17:49.068
I love you!

321
00:18:51.347 --> 00:18:52.696
Oh, thanks, honey.

322
00:18:54.045 --> 00:18:57.266
I mean, had to wear
the boots, right?

323
00:18:57.353 --> 00:18:58.789
-Right this way.
-They look perfect.

324
00:18:58.876 --> 00:19:00.748
-Thanks.
-Oh, my goodness.

325
00:19:10.453 --> 00:19:11.889
Welcome.

326
00:19:11.976 --> 00:19:15.066
Before you head to your
respective rooms to freshen up,

327
00:19:15.154 --> 00:19:17.852
to ensure
the integrity of this event, deposit your cell phones here.

328
00:19:17.939 --> 00:19:20.811
We will return them Sunday
after your experience is over.

329
00:19:21.638 --> 00:19:22.770
No problem.

330
00:19:24.772 --> 00:19:25.773
Thank you.

331
00:19:35.130 --> 00:19:36.392
Hey.

332
00:19:38.002 --> 00:19:39.395
Ms. Katz.

333
00:19:47.098 --> 00:19:48.187
Thank you.

334
00:19:51.886 --> 00:19:52.930
This is a gift.

335
00:19:53.017 --> 00:19:54.062
-Oh.
-Thank you.

336
00:19:54.149 --> 00:19:55.281
Welcome, Ms. Ecton.

337
00:19:55.368 --> 00:19:57.457
It's beautiful.

338
00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:01.809
-Ariel.
- I'm gonna put this by my Emmy.

339
00:20:01.896 --> 00:20:04.464
Okay.

340
00:21:40.429 --> 00:21:44.128
Over the years,
my concerts attracted

341
00:21:44.215 --> 00:21:47.915
a, uh, veritable who's who

342
00:21:48.002 --> 00:21:52.267
of the revered
and the beatified.

343
00:21:52.354 --> 00:21:56.184
And after every show,
it was customary

344
00:21:56.271 --> 00:22:00.493
for me to invite some of them
backstage to my green room

345
00:22:00.580 --> 00:22:06.150
to take photos
and exchange pleasantries.

346
00:22:06.237 --> 00:22:11.895
And, one night,
I had the unbelievable honor

347
00:22:11.982 --> 00:22:17.161
to welcome both Chuck Norris
and Muhammad Ali.

348
00:22:18.685 --> 00:22:20.513
And as is always the case

349
00:22:20.600 --> 00:22:24.604
when two alpha males enter
the same space,

350
00:22:24.691 --> 00:22:27.346
a competition ensued.

351
00:22:27.433 --> 00:22:30.566
And soon enough,
Chuck Norris stood up

352
00:22:30.653 --> 00:22:34.918
and announced that his hands
were so fast

353
00:22:35.005 --> 00:22:38.444
that he could chop
a mosquito in half.

354
00:22:39.314 --> 00:22:41.751
And just as he had finished
that sentence...

355
00:22:41.838 --> 00:22:43.057
Hi-ya!

356
00:22:44.450 --> 00:22:46.539
I looked down at the floor,
and sure enough,

357
00:22:46.626 --> 00:22:49.542
there's a mosquito
chopped in half.

358
00:22:51.500 --> 00:22:53.763
Ali doesn't skip a beat.

359
00:22:53.850 --> 00:22:55.199
He stands up,

360
00:22:55.286 --> 00:22:57.767
goes to the center of the room,

361
00:22:57.854 --> 00:22:59.856
kind of leans back a bit.

362
00:23:01.945 --> 00:23:03.207
Double-jabs it.

363
00:23:04.513 --> 00:23:06.385
I look down on the floor,

364
00:23:06.472 --> 00:23:09.344
and there is a mosquito

365
00:23:09.431 --> 00:23:12.478
chopped into four tiny bits.

366
00:23:13.087 --> 00:23:16.003
The entire room applauds.

367
00:23:16.090 --> 00:23:19.398
But Chuck Norris,
very determined, does not give up.

368
00:23:20.834 --> 00:23:23.967
He reclaims
the center of the room.

369
00:23:24.054 --> 00:23:25.534
Locates one, and then...

370
00:23:30.234 --> 00:23:33.673
I look down, and sure enough,
there lay a little bloodsucker

371
00:23:33.760 --> 00:23:37.067
cut into six tiny portions.

372
00:23:37.154 --> 00:23:41.245
And Ali, cool as a cucumber,
he stands,

373
00:23:41.332 --> 00:23:44.901
scouring the room,
locates a mosquito.

374
00:23:44.988 --> 00:23:46.207
Whack.

375
00:23:46.294 --> 00:23:48.557
I look up, and that mosquito
is still airborne.

376
00:23:48.644 --> 00:23:50.516
I say, "Ali, champ,

377
00:23:51.778 --> 00:23:54.694
"that mosquito is still
flying around."

378
00:23:54.781 --> 00:23:57.218
Ali turns back to me,
and he says,

379
00:23:57.305 --> 00:24:00.221
"Yeah, he's still flying around,

380
00:24:00.308 --> 00:24:03.137
"but he'll never have children."

381
00:24:09.491 --> 00:24:11.188
And so,

382
00:24:11.275 --> 00:24:15.932
let me be the first
to congratulate all of you

383
00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:18.369
on being the first to hear

384
00:24:18.457 --> 00:24:24.071
my 18th studio album,
<i>Caesar's Request.</i>

385
00:24:27.161 --> 00:24:28.684
Let's dine, shall we?

386
00:24:34.211 --> 00:24:36.475
Hi. It's so nice
to finally meet you. - Pleasure.

387
00:24:40.130 --> 00:24:41.131
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.

388
00:24:41.218 --> 00:24:42.698
- Alfred.
- Young man.

389
00:24:42.785 --> 00:24:43.786
- Mmm.
- Pleasure.

390
00:24:43.873 --> 00:24:45.396
I'd like to start off
by saying...

391
00:24:45.484 --> 00:24:47.921
- Water under the bridge.
- Exactly.

392
00:24:49.836 --> 00:24:51.228
You look good, man.

393
00:24:51.315 --> 00:24:52.795
You look good, too.
Not as good as me.

394
00:24:52.882 --> 00:24:54.057
- Oh.
- Thanks, Ariel.

395
00:24:55.624 --> 00:24:57.452
Hey. I heard
you're from New York City.

396
00:24:57.539 --> 00:25:00.150
- Is that true?
- Uh, yes, it is true.

397
00:25:00.237 --> 00:25:01.761
That's so cool.

398
00:25:01.848 --> 00:25:03.589
- Thanks.
- I like your hair.

399
00:25:03.676 --> 00:25:05.068
I like your hair, too.

400
00:25:05.155 --> 00:25:06.330
Uh, my name's Ariel.

401
00:25:06.417 --> 00:25:07.506
Nice to meet you, Ariel.

402
00:25:07.593 --> 00:25:09.159
- I'm Maude.
- Nice to meet you, Maude.

403
00:25:09.246 --> 00:25:10.726
Would you like to sit
with me, Ariel?

404
00:25:10.813 --> 00:25:12.423
Yes.

405
00:25:12.511 --> 00:25:13.816
Yes, I would.

406
00:25:15.731 --> 00:25:17.820
Now a toast, if I may.

407
00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:21.694
Because this, my old friend,
does not happen anymore.

408
00:25:21.781 --> 00:25:25.611
This, we have missed,
as we have missed you.

409
00:25:25.698 --> 00:25:26.960
Guys, this is my friend Ariel.

410
00:25:27.047 --> 00:25:28.352
We're honored
to be here with you.

411
00:25:28.439 --> 00:25:29.571
Hi. How are you? I'm Joel.

412
00:25:29.658 --> 00:25:30.790
- Nice to meet you.
-To Alfred.

413
00:25:30.877 --> 00:25:32.531
Alfred.

414
00:25:38.667 --> 00:25:41.148
Hey. First Roll.

415
00:25:42.192 --> 00:25:44.238
First Roll.

416
00:25:46.153 --> 00:25:48.547
Take a bite and pass it across.

417
00:25:54.422 --> 00:25:56.250
There you go.

418
00:25:56.337 --> 00:25:58.208
Whoa.
You're like a panther.

419
00:25:58.295 --> 00:26:01.211
Are we gonna get
to see you dance this weekend?

420
00:26:01.298 --> 00:26:03.562
Don't fret, my dear.
I'm still uncoordinated.

421
00:26:05.215 --> 00:26:06.565
Come on, Clara.

422
00:26:06.652 --> 00:26:08.567
What?
Nobody moves like Moretti.

423
00:27:14.458 --> 00:27:16.373
Oh. Thank you.

424
00:27:20.290 --> 00:27:21.378
But it's a pretty one.

425
00:27:21.465 --> 00:27:23.380
Indeed it is.

426
00:27:23.467 --> 00:27:24.817
Yeah. Thought so.

427
00:27:31.562 --> 00:27:33.434
Jorg, right?

428
00:27:35.305 --> 00:27:37.307
Ariel Ecton.

429
00:27:39.570 --> 00:27:40.659
This is amazing.

430
00:27:42.661 --> 00:27:44.619
Um...

431
00:27:45.881 --> 00:27:49.929
Full disclosure,
I'm a journalist here,

432
00:27:50.016 --> 00:27:51.931
and we might be writing a piece

433
00:27:52.018 --> 00:27:54.150
just about how amazing
all this is,

434
00:27:54.237 --> 00:27:57.066
and, um, I just wanted to get,
like, a little bit of background color,

435
00:27:57.153 --> 00:28:00.766
if you're comfortable
talking to me a little.

436
00:28:08.948 --> 00:28:10.514
I used to teach music

437
00:28:11.690 --> 00:28:15.694
at Harden High School
in Charlotte.

438
00:28:16.564 --> 00:28:19.698
One semester, I picked
my favorite musician...

439
00:28:20.524 --> 00:28:22.875
The Wizard of Wiggle himself,

440
00:28:22.962 --> 00:28:25.704
to be the primary focus
for the kids.

441
00:28:30.012 --> 00:28:33.450
One day,
I'm teaching second period

442
00:28:33.537 --> 00:28:35.104
when I get a phone call

443
00:28:35.191 --> 00:28:37.454
saying that Moretti
wanted to meet me.

444
00:28:37.541 --> 00:28:40.196
And at first,
I thought it was a prank, you know?

445
00:28:40.283 --> 00:28:42.024
- Mmm.
- Of course.

446
00:28:42.111 --> 00:28:44.374
No one had seen Moretti
in almost ten years.

447
00:28:44.461 --> 00:28:46.289
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

448
00:28:46.376 --> 00:28:47.813
And then...

449
00:28:48.944 --> 00:28:50.598
he got on the phone...

450
00:28:52.295 --> 00:28:54.689
and that voice is...

451
00:28:56.865 --> 00:28:58.127
...unmistakable.

452
00:29:00.521 --> 00:29:01.914
Like, this ain't no prank.

453
00:29:02.001 --> 00:29:05.134
That's the motherfucking
Debutante himself.

454
00:29:05.221 --> 00:29:06.657
Wait, so...

455
00:29:07.136 --> 00:29:09.443
Moretti just, like,
called you out of the blue?

456
00:29:09.530 --> 00:29:11.880
He told me not to tell anyone.

457
00:29:12.489 --> 00:29:14.187
Did he say
what he wanted or... or...

458
00:29:14.274 --> 00:29:15.710
What?

459
00:29:15.797 --> 00:29:17.625
No need. No.

460
00:29:17.712 --> 00:29:19.845
I didn't even tell my job.

461
00:29:19.932 --> 00:29:21.020
No call, no show.

462
00:29:21.107 --> 00:29:24.371
I... I was on a plane
the next morning.

463
00:29:26.677 --> 00:29:29.506
And now, I teach music theory
to the children.

464
00:29:29.593 --> 00:29:31.770
Like, uh, you know,
little Maudey there.

465
00:29:34.207 --> 00:29:37.166
And John here, uh,
teaches phys ed,

466
00:29:37.253 --> 00:29:40.691
like, uh, oh, like, uh,
track and archery.

467
00:29:44.521 --> 00:29:48.134
"Teach them young,
and the world will be yours."

468
00:29:49.570 --> 00:29:51.572
That's from the book,
right? The...

469
00:29:51.659 --> 00:29:53.574
the... the blue one that's...

470
00:29:53.661 --> 00:29:56.533
<i>- Meditations of Level.</i>
-Yeah.

471
00:29:56.620 --> 00:29:58.057
Is that, um...

472
00:29:59.145 --> 00:30:01.582
Sorry, I don't... I don't know
how else to ask that.

473
00:30:01.669 --> 00:30:03.018
Are you...

474
00:30:03.105 --> 00:30:05.368
- you guys...
- We're Levelists.

475
00:30:07.544 --> 00:30:08.807
What do you, uh...

476
00:30:10.983 --> 00:30:14.116
What is that, I guess,
to you or...

477
00:30:15.378 --> 00:30:16.640
you all?

478
00:30:19.861 --> 00:30:22.081
"The one and only holistic path

479
00:30:22.168 --> 00:30:24.823
"to prevent the obstruction
of creativity

480
00:30:24.910 --> 00:30:29.958
"and ensure the protection
of those divinely burdened to wield it."

481
00:31:16.875 --> 00:31:19.051
Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"?

482
00:31:22.184 --> 00:31:24.056
Probably, yeah. Um...

483
00:31:24.143 --> 00:31:26.319
- Hi.
- Alfred Moretti.

484
00:31:26.406 --> 00:31:28.495
Ariel Ecton.

485
00:31:28.582 --> 00:31:30.279
Indeed you are.

486
00:31:30.366 --> 00:31:32.325
I was shocked to get the invite,

487
00:31:32.412 --> 00:31:35.719
but I'm truly honored
and thrilled

488
00:31:35.806 --> 00:31:37.243
to get to be here this weekend.

489
00:31:37.983 --> 00:31:39.419
I hope so.

490
00:31:39.898 --> 00:31:41.725
Don't forget the "O."

491
00:31:43.249 --> 00:31:45.251
- Right. Yeah.
- Rest well.

492
00:31:45.338 --> 00:31:46.426
You, too.

493
00:32:02.311 --> 00:32:04.096
Congratulations,
and welcome again

494
00:32:04.183 --> 00:32:06.098
to this once-in-a-lifetime
gathering.

495
00:32:06.185 --> 00:32:08.274
For your comfort,
we have assigned each of you

496
00:32:08.361 --> 00:32:10.754
a 24-7 concierge.

497
00:32:10.841 --> 00:32:13.279
If there are
any accommodations that you may desire,

498
00:32:13.366 --> 00:32:15.107
please do not hesitate
to ask them.

499
00:32:16.021 --> 00:32:18.197
None too big, none too small.

500
00:32:18.284 --> 00:32:20.373
Your concierge is here for you.

501
00:32:20.460 --> 00:32:23.115
Holy shit,
the Moretti Museum.

502
00:32:23.202 --> 00:32:25.204
I can't believe it's real.

503
00:32:25.900 --> 00:32:27.902
Oh, the kids are doing
a puppet show.

504
00:32:27.989 --> 00:32:29.469
I love puppet shows.

505
00:33:35.622 --> 00:33:37.232
<i>:</i>
<i>This song is titled</i>

506
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:38.886
Tomorrow, <i>my love.</i>

507
00:33:38.973 --> 00:33:40.409
<i>Please enjoy.</i>

508
00:33:57.165 --> 00:34:00.038
<i>♪ The last time</i>
<i>I fell in love ♪</i>

509
00:34:00.125 --> 00:34:02.779
<i>♪ I was 16 </i>

510
00:34:06.261 --> 00:34:11.266
<i>♪ A little ol' boy</i>
<i>With some big ol' dreams ♪</i>

511
00:34:13.703 --> 00:34:19.492
<i>♪ Then she headed west</i>
<i>For this Hollywood thing ♪</i>

512
00:34:22.756 --> 00:34:27.630
<i>♪ Love didn't work out</i>
<i>Like it seemed ♪</i>

513
00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:34.855
<i>♪ I begged her to stay</i>
<i>But I had no means ♪</i>

514
00:34:36.074 --> 00:34:39.512
<i>♪ Stood there</i>
<i>In my cowboy hat ♪</i>

515
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:43.124
<i>♪ And my favorite jeans </i>

516
00:34:45.431 --> 00:34:51.089
<i>♪ And every night at 8:00</i>
<i>She's on TV ♪</i>

517
00:34:53.700 --> 00:34:55.049
<i>♪ But for me </i>

518
00:34:55.136 --> 00:35:00.315
<i>♪ Things didn't work out</i>
<i>Like they seemed ♪</i>

519
00:35:00.402 --> 00:35:03.318
<i>♪ You deserve the best </i>

520
00:35:04.276 --> 00:35:07.583
<i>♪ And I'll miss you slow </i>

521
00:35:08.410 --> 00:35:12.066
<i>♪ 'Cause life's</i>
<i>Moving faster ♪</i>

522
00:35:12.632 --> 00:35:15.939
<i>♪ Faster than before ♪</i>

523
00:35:16.026 --> 00:35:19.552
<i>♪ When we were young</i>
<i>We had time ♪</i>

524
00:35:20.379 --> 00:35:24.513
<i>♪ Felt seconds last forever </i>

525
00:35:24.600 --> 00:35:28.169
<i>♪ But what I never knew </i>

526
00:35:28.256 --> 00:35:31.781
<i>♪ Was how much time</i>
<i>We'd have together ♪</i>

527
00:35:32.478 --> 00:35:36.177
<i>♪ How much time</i>
<i>We'd have together ♪</i>

528
00:36:01.637 --> 00:36:03.161
Hmm?

529
00:36:03.248 --> 00:36:05.337
- Ow!
-There we go. Go.

530
00:36:06.338 --> 00:36:07.426
Hey, what are you doing?

531
00:36:07.513 --> 00:36:08.557
Go ahead.

532
00:36:09.776 --> 00:36:11.256
What are... No, let go of me!

533
00:36:12.953 --> 00:36:15.521
That's it.

534
00:36:34.975 --> 00:36:35.889
Morning.

535
00:36:35.976 --> 00:36:37.499
Good morning.

536
00:36:37.586 --> 00:36:38.805
Can I get you anything?

537
00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:42.983
No. I was just gonna
go for a jog.

538
00:36:47.335 --> 00:36:49.729
I can go for a jog, right?

539
00:38:36.836 --> 00:38:38.228
Morning.

540
00:38:38.316 --> 00:38:39.795
Morning.

541
00:38:39.882 --> 00:38:42.885
How are you finding
everything so far?

542
00:38:42.972 --> 00:38:44.365
Good. Yeah.

543
00:38:45.758 --> 00:38:48.108
How was your morning jog?

544
00:38:48.195 --> 00:38:49.327
It was good.

545
00:38:49.414 --> 00:38:52.025
I, um... I feel bad, though.

546
00:38:52.112 --> 00:38:54.723
My concierge had to jog
with me the whole time.

547
00:38:56.421 --> 00:38:58.640
You guys really go
above and beyond with the service here.

548
00:38:59.162 --> 00:39:02.427
Oh, that's the only thing
you find above and beyond?

549
00:39:02.514 --> 00:39:03.776
The service?

550
00:39:04.690 --> 00:39:06.213
Yeah. Um...

551
00:39:08.084 --> 00:39:09.564
I mean, the song was amazing.

552
00:39:10.478 --> 00:39:13.220
Like, genuinely. It was...

553
00:39:15.309 --> 00:39:17.833
gorgeous and haunting
and kind of funny.

554
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:19.922
Funny? How?

555
00:39:20.619 --> 00:39:22.925
It's just not really how
I picture your heart, I guess.

556
00:39:23.012 --> 00:39:25.754
How did you picture my heart?

557
00:39:25.841 --> 00:39:27.452
Um...

558
00:39:29.105 --> 00:39:30.280
I...

559
00:39:30.368 --> 00:39:31.891
Like Teflon,

560
00:39:31.978 --> 00:39:34.459
glitter-glazed and reinforced

561
00:39:34.546 --> 00:39:36.809
with a shit ton of cash
and applause.

562
00:39:36.896 --> 00:39:38.071
Pardon my French.

563
00:39:38.158 --> 00:39:40.029
Well, don't stop Frenching

564
00:39:40.116 --> 00:39:42.205
on my account, dear. Sit.

565
00:39:44.469 --> 00:39:45.600
Um...

566
00:39:46.253 --> 00:39:47.646
Really, though, I just...

567
00:39:47.733 --> 00:39:49.648
I found it really impressive.

568
00:39:50.257 --> 00:39:51.432
Thank you.

569
00:39:52.433 --> 00:39:55.871
You're able to sing
about all that like it was yesterday, and...

570
00:39:57.351 --> 00:40:00.267
it was really kind of comforting

571
00:40:00.354 --> 00:40:01.790
that you hadn't lost a step.

572
00:40:03.226 --> 00:40:05.925
Thank you. Well, yes,
that would be a bummer.

573
00:40:06.012 --> 00:40:07.709
Yeah,
that'd be a huge bummer.

574
00:40:07.796 --> 00:40:09.885
Hi, Ariel.

575
00:40:12.410 --> 00:40:13.759
Um...

576
00:40:15.021 --> 00:40:17.240
not to get all
Anderson Cooper on you

577
00:40:17.327 --> 00:40:18.764
- first thing in the morning...
- Mmm-hmm.

578
00:40:18.851 --> 00:40:22.420
...but, um, this place,
this, um...

579
00:40:24.204 --> 00:40:26.772
religion, Level...

580
00:40:29.078 --> 00:40:30.863
...how long ago was it
since you founded it?

581
00:40:30.950 --> 00:40:34.214
Oh.

582
00:40:35.824 --> 00:40:37.957
Oh, no. I didn't create it.

583
00:40:38.044 --> 00:40:39.567
You think I wrote all that?

584
00:40:39.654 --> 00:40:42.701
No, I'm just a simple songman.

585
00:40:43.571 --> 00:40:46.444
It existed long before me.

586
00:40:47.270 --> 00:40:48.489
But you are a member?

587
00:40:48.576 --> 00:40:51.927
Yes, I'm very committed to it.

588
00:40:55.453 --> 00:40:57.106
What is it that you guys do?

589
00:40:58.412 --> 00:41:00.458
What do you mean, what do we do?

590
00:41:00.545 --> 00:41:02.764
I mean, all religions
do something.

591
00:41:03.591 --> 00:41:05.288
Catholics go to Mass.

592
00:41:05.375 --> 00:41:07.203
They drink the blood of Christ.

593
00:41:07.290 --> 00:41:09.989
Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca.

594
00:41:10.076 --> 00:41:12.295
You know, they...
they do things.

595
00:41:12.382 --> 00:41:14.559
All religions have things
that they do together.

596
00:41:14.646 --> 00:41:19.302
Um, then what do you call
a group that does nothing together?

597
00:41:19.389 --> 00:41:21.000
Congress.

598
00:41:24.307 --> 00:41:25.526
Actually, you know what?

599
00:41:25.613 --> 00:41:27.963
There... there is...

600
00:41:29.225 --> 00:41:31.750
one thing we... we all do.

601
00:41:31.837 --> 00:41:33.186
Would you like to see?

602
00:41:33.273 --> 00:41:34.840
Yeah.

603
00:42:01.867 --> 00:42:03.085
Sorry about the odor.

604
00:42:03.172 --> 00:42:05.479
I wish that I could say
you get used to it,

605
00:42:05.566 --> 00:42:07.046
but you don't.

606
00:42:08.656 --> 00:42:12.660
Now, this believer is engaged

607
00:42:12.747 --> 00:42:15.707
in a process we call Diving.

608
00:42:15.794 --> 00:42:19.319
That's something
we're all called to do.

609
00:42:20.233 --> 00:42:21.887
"We all," including yourself?

610
00:42:22.801 --> 00:42:24.411
Absolutely.

611
00:42:29.503 --> 00:42:32.201
So, you eat them?

612
00:42:32.288 --> 00:42:35.988
For necklaces,
we source only natural pearls,

613
00:42:36.075 --> 00:42:38.338
so that means
we're obligated to open

614
00:42:38.425 --> 00:42:41.384
oyster after oyster after oyster

615
00:42:41.471 --> 00:42:44.518
before we find one
with a pearl in it.

616
00:42:45.563 --> 00:42:48.391
Well, in a hundred oysters,

617
00:42:49.915 --> 00:42:52.439
how often do you find a pearl?

618
00:42:52.526 --> 00:42:54.441
Not all that often,
but distilling it

619
00:42:54.528 --> 00:42:58.880
into a chore of numbers
is beside the point.

620
00:42:58.967 --> 00:43:00.882
Well, what's the point, then?

621
00:43:10.892 --> 00:43:12.633
Oh, damn.

622
00:43:15.549 --> 00:43:16.942
We should probably...

623
00:43:17.638 --> 00:43:20.510
leave him to it,
let him concentrate.

624
00:43:33.132 --> 00:43:35.221
Um...

625
00:43:36.352 --> 00:43:39.051
forgive me if I'm missing
something, but...

626
00:43:40.356 --> 00:43:41.575
what...

627
00:43:42.794 --> 00:43:45.753
What's the point
of that, exactly?

628
00:43:47.842 --> 00:43:50.366
Well, the <i>Meditations of Level</i>

629
00:43:50.453 --> 00:43:53.718
teaches us that the worth
of a single pearl

630
00:43:53.805 --> 00:43:58.418
surpasses the value
of all empty shells

631
00:43:58.505 --> 00:44:02.378
and that balance, true balance,

632
00:44:02.465 --> 00:44:06.600
exists not in the notion
that all things are equal

633
00:44:06.687 --> 00:44:08.776
but in the realization

634
00:44:08.863 --> 00:44:11.083
that all things are not...

635
00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:13.694
equal.

636
00:44:15.174 --> 00:44:16.697
True balance?

637
00:44:16.784 --> 00:44:17.916
Yes.

638
00:44:18.003 --> 00:44:22.137
Like someone who would sleep
12 hours a day

639
00:44:22.224 --> 00:44:24.705
and stay up for 12 hours,
for example.

640
00:44:26.315 --> 00:44:27.447
Hmm.

641
00:44:29.014 --> 00:44:32.452
Did you really buy and wear
Freddie Mercury's teeth?

642
00:44:57.738 --> 00:44:58.913
Okay.

643
00:45:05.398 --> 00:45:06.573
Hi.

644
00:45:08.706 --> 00:45:11.186
Oh, hello.

645
00:45:11.273 --> 00:45:13.754
It's so great
to finally meet you, Ariel.

646
00:45:13.841 --> 00:45:16.452
Uh, it's nice
to meet you, too...

647
00:45:16.539 --> 00:45:17.715
Rachel.

648
00:45:18.716 --> 00:45:21.327
- Okay.
- Okay, um...

649
00:45:22.632 --> 00:45:24.460
Rachel.

650
00:45:26.158 --> 00:45:27.899
- Rachel, hi. Yeah.
- Hi.

651
00:45:27.986 --> 00:45:29.552
What... what is all this?

652
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:30.728
Here.

653
00:45:31.729 --> 00:45:33.556
Oh, beautiful. Option three,

654
00:45:33.643 --> 00:45:35.515
with the olive foundation,
like we talked about last week, okay?

655
00:45:35.602 --> 00:45:36.690
- Okay.
- Thank you.

656
00:45:36.777 --> 00:45:38.300
No, I... I got
one of these, actually.

657
00:45:38.387 --> 00:45:40.215
Um... just, like, what is this?

658
00:45:40.302 --> 00:45:43.392
Is this, like, the...
the spa experience or...

659
00:45:44.611 --> 00:45:46.091
Right. Okay.

660
00:45:46.178 --> 00:45:48.833
We're gonna make you look
like the best version of you.

661
00:45:50.443 --> 00:45:52.053
Okay. Um...

662
00:45:54.186 --> 00:45:55.665
What number?

663
00:45:55.753 --> 00:45:57.537
Okay. Two dresses.

664
00:45:59.408 --> 00:46:01.236
Let me ask you this.

665
00:46:01.323 --> 00:46:02.585
Uh...

666
00:46:03.848 --> 00:46:07.286
did you receive a call
out of the blue, maybe,

667
00:46:07.373 --> 00:46:10.811
from Moretti a few years ago,
and that's what brought you to this place?

668
00:46:10.898 --> 00:46:13.074
I'm sorry, my dear,
the schedule.

669
00:46:13.161 --> 00:46:14.249
Let us do what we do,

670
00:46:14.336 --> 00:46:16.034
and I promise
you will look and feel

671
00:46:16.121 --> 00:46:17.600
- like a million bucks.
- Yeah. Okay.

672
00:46:30.831 --> 00:46:33.268
Mmm. Mmm.

673
00:46:33.355 --> 00:46:35.705
You have Pam Grier's
bone structure.

674
00:46:35.793 --> 00:46:37.229
- Okay.
- Ooh, truly gorgeous.

675
00:46:37.316 --> 00:46:39.144
Let's not get carried away, now.

676
00:46:39.753 --> 00:46:41.189
Okay.

677
00:46:41.276 --> 00:46:42.843
It's so weird.

678
00:46:42.930 --> 00:46:44.497
You guys do fast work.

679
00:46:44.584 --> 00:46:47.152
It's like, one day
you just look in the mirror

680
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:48.588
and you're both
of your parents, you're...

681
00:46:51.156 --> 00:46:52.374
Okay, hon.

682
00:46:52.461 --> 00:46:54.942
So, how's the lady garden?

683
00:46:55.900 --> 00:46:57.075
Um...

684
00:46:58.816 --> 00:47:00.469
What?

685
00:47:00.556 --> 00:47:01.644
Your lady garden.

686
00:47:03.429 --> 00:47:04.691
Your cha-cha.

687
00:47:05.735 --> 00:47:07.172
Your vagina, my dear.

688
00:47:07.259 --> 00:47:09.652
When was the last time
you shaved or waxed down there?

689
00:47:09.739 --> 00:47:11.741
Uh, no, yeah,
I... I... I figured.

690
00:47:11.829 --> 00:47:14.353
Um...

691
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:15.963
I don't know.

692
00:47:16.050 --> 00:47:18.792
Uh, I... I... I don't...

693
00:47:18.879 --> 00:47:22.404
I don't know why
it's any of your business.

694
00:47:25.625 --> 00:47:28.846
It... it has been a... a minute.

695
00:47:28.933 --> 00:47:30.760
That's good. That's good.

696
00:47:30.848 --> 00:47:33.111
Moretti requires
that everyone be unshaven.

697
00:47:33.198 --> 00:47:36.418
But what he actually means
is a full, tidy bush,

698
00:47:36.505 --> 00:47:38.725
emphasis on "tidy."

699
00:47:38.812 --> 00:47:40.770
We all do it, even the men.

700
00:47:44.774 --> 00:47:47.777
Does he have plans to...
to... to see...

701
00:47:47.865 --> 00:47:49.257
I'm sure he doesn't.

702
00:47:50.955 --> 00:47:54.697
I've worked on The Debutante
since before the Cream Crush Tour.

703
00:47:54.784 --> 00:47:56.090
He's had many impressive guests.

704
00:47:56.177 --> 00:47:59.485
Icons, people who had holidays
named after them.

705
00:47:59.572 --> 00:48:01.966
Football players,
Pulitzer Prize winners.

706
00:48:02.053 --> 00:48:05.752
Everyone with 100% certainty
has gone through this process.

707
00:48:05.839 --> 00:48:07.014
Okay, uh, sorry.

708
00:48:07.101 --> 00:48:09.321
So, um, because

709
00:48:10.409 --> 00:48:13.281
some famous, influential people

710
00:48:13.368 --> 00:48:16.589
wanted to... to...
to spend time with Moretti,

711
00:48:16.676 --> 00:48:21.246
they let you,
or whoever else, um...

712
00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:25.032
shave them down there?

713
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:28.818
Hey, as Moretti always says,

714
00:48:28.906 --> 00:48:31.952
"No one is more of a star fucker

715
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:33.736
"than the fucking stars."

716
00:48:41.396 --> 00:48:44.182
I mean, has the man
ever told a joke that's actually funny?

717
00:48:44.269 --> 00:48:45.792
- Well...
- Hey.

718
00:48:46.706 --> 00:48:48.360
- Hey.
- Wow, honey.

719
00:48:48.447 --> 00:48:49.709
You look gorgeous.

720
00:48:49.796 --> 00:48:51.450
Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan?

721
00:48:51.537 --> 00:48:54.409
-No objection here.
- I mean, you guys look amazing.

722
00:48:54.496 --> 00:48:55.671
I love your hair, Clara.

723
00:48:55.758 --> 00:48:57.282
Well, it's a wig.

724
00:48:57.369 --> 00:49:00.546
Yeah, she knows it's a wig,
Stan, you miserable ass.

725
00:49:01.242 --> 00:49:02.809
And they put it on
a little bit too tight,

726
00:49:02.896 --> 00:49:04.028
but other than that,

727
00:49:04.115 --> 00:49:05.551
I think it looks fabulous on me.

728
00:49:05.638 --> 00:49:07.422
It does. This is a look.

729
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:09.555
Um...

730
00:49:12.123 --> 00:49:14.342
Sorry, did... did...
did your guys's concierges

731
00:49:14.429 --> 00:49:15.996
stay with you all night?

732
00:49:16.823 --> 00:49:18.216
- Yep.
- Yep.

733
00:49:18.956 --> 00:49:20.392
And did they, um...

734
00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:25.658
they shave you down...

735
00:49:25.745 --> 00:49:26.746
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

736
00:49:26.833 --> 00:49:28.443
Okay. Cool.

737
00:49:28.530 --> 00:49:30.924
Fucking Moretti.

738
00:49:31.011 --> 00:49:32.578
Yeah.

739
00:49:33.796 --> 00:49:35.320
-Oh, hey.
-Hey.

740
00:49:35.407 --> 00:49:36.495
-Hey.
-Hey.

741
00:49:36.582 --> 00:49:37.583
Ooh. Wow.

742
00:49:37.670 --> 00:49:39.019
- Thank you.
- Wow.

743
00:49:39.106 --> 00:49:40.368
- Bianca, look at this look.
- This is great.

744
00:49:40.455 --> 00:49:41.456
- Stop.
- You look beautiful.

745
00:49:41.543 --> 00:49:42.544
I've never seen you
look like this.

746
00:49:42.631 --> 00:49:43.806
All right.

747
00:49:43.893 --> 00:49:45.678
Shall we head
to the listening room?

748
00:49:46.461 --> 00:49:49.595
Um... we're down one,
though, right?

749
00:49:49.682 --> 00:49:52.250
Oh, yeah. Where is Bill?

750
00:49:52.337 --> 00:49:57.124
Mr. Lotto opted for
a longer massage session.

751
00:49:57.690 --> 00:49:58.778
He'll rejoin the group later.

752
00:49:58.865 --> 00:50:00.606
Typical.

753
00:50:00.693 --> 00:50:02.608
- Asshole.
- He's so indulgent.

754
00:50:57.054 --> 00:50:59.143
I'll only say this,

755
00:50:59.230 --> 00:51:01.841
humanity has been in debt

756
00:51:01.928 --> 00:51:05.584
ever since we found ourselves
on this tiny rock.

757
00:51:05.671 --> 00:51:09.631
Every so often,
there is a Michelangelo

758
00:51:09.718 --> 00:51:12.286
who paints a Sistine Chapel

759
00:51:12.373 --> 00:51:16.116
or a Tina Turner
who covers <i>Proud Mary,</i>

760
00:51:16.203 --> 00:51:19.206
and humanity chips away
at that debt.

761
00:51:20.033 --> 00:51:22.905
Now, I'm not saying this album,

762
00:51:22.992 --> 00:51:24.820
<i>Caesar's Request,</i>

763
00:51:24.907 --> 00:51:27.519
will bring us into the black,

764
00:51:28.041 --> 00:51:32.393
but you can bet your ass
it'll bring us closer to it.

765
00:51:42.403 --> 00:51:43.535
Whoo, whoo.

766
00:51:51.673 --> 00:51:53.632
<i>♪ Hey, babe </i>

767
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:55.808
<i>♪ Look to me </i>

768
00:51:55.895 --> 00:51:57.766
<i>♪ The way you fall asleep </i>

769
00:51:57.853 --> 00:52:00.204
<i>♪ Tonight I pray</i>
<i>I'm in your dreams ♪</i>

770
00:52:00.291 --> 00:52:02.249
<i>♪ Hey, crazy </i>

771
00:52:02.336 --> 00:52:04.512
<i>♪ Come to me </i>

772
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:06.775
<i>♪ I love to play</i>
<i>The role of love ♪</i>

773
00:52:06.862 --> 00:52:09.213
<i>♪ Girl, write me</i>
<i>In your scenes ♪</i>

774
00:52:09.300 --> 00:52:12.738
<i>♪ Cameras, action </i>

775
00:52:13.521 --> 00:52:17.743
<i>♪ Fatal attraction </i>

776
00:52:17.830 --> 00:52:21.529
<i>♪ Encore, concords </i>

777
00:52:22.313 --> 00:52:25.533
<i>♪ Latest fashion </i>

778
00:52:26.186 --> 00:52:28.188
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy</i>
<i>And you know it ♪</i>

779
00:52:28.275 --> 00:52:30.364
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid</i>
<i>To show it ♪</i>

780
00:52:30.451 --> 00:52:32.932
<i>♪ I adore you</i>
<i>Bring your gifts ♪</i>

781
00:52:33.019 --> 00:52:34.716
<i>♪ Bring your ass</i>
<i>Bring your lips ♪</i>

782
00:52:34.803 --> 00:52:36.892
<i>♪ Bring me Venus</i>
<i>I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

783
00:52:36.979 --> 00:52:39.112
<i>♪ Bring the night</i>
<i>I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

784
00:52:39.199 --> 00:52:40.722
<i>♪ I'll bring it all </i>

785
00:52:40.809 --> 00:52:42.420
<i>♪ All, all, all, all, all </i>

786
00:52:42.942 --> 00:52:43.986
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

787
00:52:44.073 --> 00:52:46.075
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

788
00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:48.295
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

789
00:52:48.382 --> 00:52:51.472
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue</i>
<i>Live, bold, die ♪</i>

790
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:52.560
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

791
00:52:52.647 --> 00:52:54.780
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

792
00:52:54.867 --> 00:52:56.999
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

793
00:52:57.086 --> 00:52:59.654
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk</i>
<i>Live, walk, die ♪</i>

794
00:52:59.741 --> 00:53:01.917
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

795
00:53:09.490 --> 00:53:11.144
<i>♪ Hey, love </i>

796
00:53:12.189 --> 00:53:13.755
<i>♪ Hey, love </i>

797
00:53:13.842 --> 00:53:15.366
<i>♪ I come alive at night </i>

798
00:53:15.453 --> 00:53:17.542
<i>♪ Let's be alive tonight </i>

799
00:53:17.629 --> 00:53:19.500
<i>♪ Sweet soul </i>

800
00:53:20.240 --> 00:53:21.937
<i>♪ Pure soul </i>

801
00:53:22.938 --> 00:53:26.464
<i>♪ Bring a rise</i>
<i>Until I'm hypnotized ♪</i>

802
00:53:27.116 --> 00:53:31.033
<i>♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪</i>

803
00:53:31.120 --> 00:53:32.774
<i>♪ Put me in focus </i>

804
00:53:33.688 --> 00:53:35.081
<i>♪ Girl, I'm hopeless </i>

805
00:53:35.821 --> 00:53:37.475
<i>♪ Don't be camera-shy </i>

806
00:53:37.562 --> 00:53:40.129
<i>♪ Let's both defy this life </i>

807
00:53:40.217 --> 00:53:43.872
<i>♪ Put us on the screen</i>
<i>For everyone to see ♪</i>

808
00:53:43.959 --> 00:53:49.313
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh </i>

809
00:53:52.664 --> 00:53:54.666
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy</i>
<i>And you know it ♪</i>

810
00:53:54.753 --> 00:53:56.885
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid</i>
<i>To show it ♪</i>

811
00:53:56.972 --> 00:53:58.757
<i>♪ I adore you</i>
<i>Bring your gifts ♪</i>

812
00:53:58.844 --> 00:54:01.194
<i>♪ Bring your ass</i>
<i>Bring your lips ♪</i>

813
00:54:01.281 --> 00:54:03.457
<i>♪ Bring me Venus</i>
<i>I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

814
00:54:03.544 --> 00:54:05.329
<i>♪ Bring the night</i>
<i>I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

815
00:54:05.416 --> 00:54:06.852
<i>♪ I'll bring it all </i>

816
00:54:09.463 --> 00:54:10.464
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

817
00:54:10.551 --> 00:54:12.597
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

818
00:54:12.684 --> 00:54:14.729
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

819
00:54:14.816 --> 00:54:17.863
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue</i>
<i>Live, bold, die ♪</i>

820
00:54:17.950 --> 00:54:19.256
<i>♪ 35 millimeter </i>

821
00:54:19.343 --> 00:54:23.521
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot </i>

822
00:54:23.608 --> 00:54:27.873
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose </i>

823
00:54:27.960 --> 00:54:29.657
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk </i>

824
00:54:31.180 --> 00:54:34.445
<i>♪ Live, walk, die </i>

825
00:54:50.591 --> 00:54:51.766
<i>♪ Love </i>

826
00:54:53.072 --> 00:54:55.683
<i>♪ Live, die </i>

827
00:55:04.953 --> 00:55:06.825
Can we cut
the music, please?

828
00:55:06.912 --> 00:55:08.609
Honey, are you all right?

829
00:55:09.218 --> 00:55:11.786
Can we get her some water?

830
00:55:11.873 --> 00:55:14.049
It's probably a peanut allergy.

831
00:55:14.136 --> 00:55:17.705
I swear, that entire generation
just woke up one day with a peanut allergy.

832
00:55:17.792 --> 00:55:20.795
It might be the altitude, actually.

833
00:55:20.882 --> 00:55:23.581
Rachel, can we get her
an IV drip, maybe?

834
00:55:23.668 --> 00:55:26.714
And also,
check with the kind folks in the infirmary.

835
00:55:26.801 --> 00:55:28.542
- Maybe give her a once-over.
- Just breathe, Emily.

836
00:55:28.629 --> 00:55:31.806
You're... you're in great
hands with... with Rachel.

837
00:55:35.201 --> 00:55:36.811
Don't worry.
I've had worse reviews.

838
00:55:39.510 --> 00:55:43.035
Maybe let's all go
get some fresh air

839
00:55:43.122 --> 00:55:46.604
and let the music decant
a little bit, shall we?

840
00:55:46.691 --> 00:55:48.127
- Sure.
- Yeah?

841
00:55:48.214 --> 00:55:49.389
Yeah.

842
00:55:51.304 --> 00:55:53.001
Thank you. I'm
honored.

843
00:55:53.088 --> 00:55:54.829
It's just so inspiring.

844
00:55:55.874 --> 00:55:57.963
Hey. You good?

845
00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:01.140
Yeah.
I'm just trying to loosen it.

846
00:56:03.490 --> 00:56:05.231
What's crazier,

847
00:56:05.318 --> 00:56:09.496
the fact that Moretti
has changed his wardrobe

848
00:56:09.583 --> 00:56:12.064
six times
in the last two days... -

849
00:56:12.151 --> 00:56:16.329
...or that he's still
the best entertainer in the world?

850
00:56:16.416 --> 00:56:17.983
-No, for sure, but--
-Yeah.

851
00:56:18.070 --> 00:56:19.941
This whole thing's a trip, man.

852
00:56:20.681 --> 00:56:23.118
Him, this place, like...

853
00:56:23.945 --> 00:56:27.601
The people here
are weirdly talented

854
00:56:27.688 --> 00:56:29.908
and seem mostly happy.

855
00:56:29.995 --> 00:56:31.039
Yeah.

856
00:56:31.126 --> 00:56:32.737
The scars on the hands, though.

857
00:56:32.824 --> 00:56:33.912
I don't know if I love that.

858
00:56:33.999 --> 00:56:36.915
- Huh. I hadn't noticed.
- Yeah.

859
00:56:37.742 --> 00:56:40.614
Um, you know Stan
pretty well, yeah?

860
00:56:40.701 --> 00:56:41.876
Stan? Yeah.

861
00:56:43.487 --> 00:56:47.360
How apeshit do you think he'd go

862
00:56:47.447 --> 00:56:48.840
if I were to write
a secondary piece,

863
00:56:48.927 --> 00:56:50.711
like, on the Levelists?

864
00:56:51.451 --> 00:56:53.627
Here's the thing,
Stan is an asshole,

865
00:56:53.714 --> 00:56:55.716
but if you have
a real story to tell,

866
00:56:55.803 --> 00:56:57.718
not even he can deny that.

867
00:56:59.198 --> 00:57:00.982
There's something
that unites them.

868
00:57:01.069 --> 00:57:03.507
And I... I'm not quite sure
how to put it, but they...

869
00:57:03.594 --> 00:57:06.553
they're all very different,
but there's something...

870
00:57:06.640 --> 00:57:09.121
It's as if they're all
faces of the one.

871
00:57:09.208 --> 00:57:10.383
Mmm-hm.

872
00:57:10.470 --> 00:57:12.080
Well, you know, Level believes

873
00:57:12.167 --> 00:57:14.779
God is a temporary
state of being

874
00:57:14.866 --> 00:57:18.783
and that divinity
is accessible for all,

875
00:57:18.870 --> 00:57:21.699
but soon fades away.

876
00:57:21.786 --> 00:57:24.005
-Right.
- For... for instance,

877
00:57:24.092 --> 00:57:26.051
when I created the bridge

878
00:57:26.138 --> 00:57:28.096
on <i>Live Without Love...</i>

879
00:57:28.183 --> 00:57:31.143
...uh, in that moment,
I was a god.

880
00:57:31.230 --> 00:57:32.797
- Capital "G" God.
- You were.

881
00:57:32.884 --> 00:57:37.018
But only in the same way the...
the person who, uh,

882
00:57:37.105 --> 00:57:41.719
created the horseshoe
thousands of years ago was a god.

883
00:57:41.806 --> 00:57:44.809
That is
really fascinating, Alfred. - Mmm.

884
00:57:44.896 --> 00:57:46.245
Do you think that...

885
00:57:47.072 --> 00:57:49.770
that that could be a little
bit alienating, though?

886
00:57:49.857 --> 00:57:53.818
Just seeing as most people can't

887
00:57:53.905 --> 00:57:57.299
and won't ever create something

888
00:57:57.386 --> 00:57:59.345
truly perfect
in their lifetimes?

889
00:57:59.432 --> 00:58:02.130
Actually, we believe
it's the exact opposite.

890
00:58:02.217 --> 00:58:06.395
That anyone can be a god
at any moment.

891
00:58:06.483 --> 00:58:08.789
The opportunity is there
for everyone,

892
00:58:08.876 --> 00:58:12.619
from the boss
to the lowest on the masthead.

893
00:58:12.706 --> 00:58:14.186
Yeah, it makes sense, right?

894
00:58:15.622 --> 00:58:17.581
We are only vessels.

895
00:58:17.668 --> 00:58:19.800
Some of us have the goods,
some of us don't.

896
00:58:24.109 --> 00:58:25.850
Thank you so much.

897
00:58:25.937 --> 00:58:28.069
So, what's the deal?
How's the note-taking coming? - Uh...

898
00:58:28.156 --> 00:58:29.288
No, it's good. It's good.

899
00:58:29.375 --> 00:58:30.768
- Okay.
- Yeah.

900
00:58:30.855 --> 00:58:32.552
I've been finding a lot
of really fascinating stuff.

901
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:34.772
- Mmm-hmm.
- I was thinking, you know,

902
00:58:34.859 --> 00:58:39.124
maybe I could write
some sort of secondary...

903
00:58:39.211 --> 00:58:41.256
like, a... a companion piece
to yours.

904
00:58:41.343 --> 00:58:43.215
- Secondary piece?
- Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary.

905
00:58:43.302 --> 00:58:44.869
Just on the Levelists.

906
00:58:47.132 --> 00:58:48.220
Stan.

907
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:49.961
Be real with me.

908
00:58:51.484 --> 00:58:53.094
This is a cult.

909
00:58:53.181 --> 00:58:55.227
- Well, yeah.
- Or damn well near one.

910
00:58:55.314 --> 00:58:57.229
Like, this is insane.

911
00:58:57.316 --> 00:58:58.535
Yeah. So?

912
00:58:58.622 --> 00:59:00.493
So, I was talking to...
to Jorg last night.

913
00:59:00.580 --> 00:59:01.494
Mmm-hmm.

914
00:59:01.581 --> 00:59:03.191
The backstories
on the members...

915
00:59:03.278 --> 00:59:05.933
They're all just
so fascinating. I could just do a deep dive--

916
00:59:06.020 --> 00:59:07.544
No, no, no, no.
Let me stop you. Stop, stop.

917
00:59:07.631 --> 00:59:08.806
Let me stop you there.

918
00:59:08.893 --> 00:59:10.416
We are publishing one story.

919
00:59:10.503 --> 00:59:12.418
And you're... you're playing

920
00:59:12.505 --> 00:59:14.202
a... a vital role in it.

921
00:59:14.289 --> 00:59:15.682
But, you know,
any and everything

922
00:59:15.769 --> 00:59:16.944
that's interesting
about this place

923
00:59:17.031 --> 00:59:18.163
will be in my story.

924
00:59:18.250 --> 00:59:19.991
- Okay.
- Plus... plus...

925
00:59:20.078 --> 00:59:22.471
the... the... the weird
groupies in blue,

926
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.691
the fucking vases,

927
00:59:24.778 --> 00:59:26.911
god damn dancing,
none of that matters

928
00:59:26.998 --> 00:59:29.130
because it's about the music.

929
00:59:29.217 --> 00:59:30.741
That's the story,
you know? I mean...

930
00:59:33.744 --> 00:59:35.615
- Oh, my God. Stan.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

931
00:59:35.702 --> 00:59:37.530
Oh, somebody help!

932
00:59:37.617 --> 00:59:39.314
- What happened?
- Have Charlan rush here.

933
00:59:39.401 --> 00:59:40.446
What happened?

934
00:59:40.533 --> 00:59:42.491
- Now!
- Oh, my God. Take it out!

935
00:59:42.579 --> 00:59:43.580
- No!
-Oh, my goodness!

936
00:59:45.146 --> 00:59:46.713
- Just breathe, just breathe.
-What's going on?

937
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:48.149
It looks like
it only hit his shoulder...

938
00:59:48.236 --> 00:59:49.847
- What the fuck?
- ...but still hurry.

939
00:59:49.934 --> 00:59:52.023
Just breathe,
just breathe, just breathe.

940
00:59:52.110 --> 00:59:54.591
Don't take it out.

941
00:59:56.418 --> 00:59:58.333
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's...

942
00:59:58.682 --> 01:00:00.118
I'm so sorry, mister.

943
01:00:00.205 --> 01:00:02.511
It was a mistake with my grip.
It slipped.

944
01:00:04.165 --> 01:00:06.385
Oh, my God.

945
01:00:11.433 --> 01:00:12.521
Yes?

946
01:00:15.263 --> 01:00:17.614
Ariel. Come, have a drink.

947
01:00:21.966 --> 01:00:22.880
Ariel.

948
01:00:22.967 --> 01:00:24.664
We were just saying we...

949
01:00:24.751 --> 01:00:27.362
we should call over to your room
and invite you over.

950
01:00:27.449 --> 01:00:29.277
- We were just saying that.
- And here you are.

951
01:00:29.364 --> 01:00:31.149
There's not a lot left,

952
01:00:31.236 --> 01:00:32.803
but you look like
a lightweight, so...

953
01:00:32.890 --> 01:00:35.370
Oh, I remember when I used
to look like a lightweight.

954
01:00:35.457 --> 01:00:37.068
Well, we all remember
the '80s, Bianca.

955
01:00:37.155 --> 01:00:38.286
-Fuck you.
-Okay.

956
01:00:38.373 --> 01:00:40.071
-Fuck you.
-To Moretti...

957
01:00:41.289 --> 01:00:44.510
...the best entertainer
in the world,

958
01:00:44.597 --> 01:00:47.644
still the greatest of all time.

959
01:00:47.731 --> 01:00:49.646
- No doubt.
-Moretti.

960
01:00:50.516 --> 01:00:51.822
Ariel, what's wrong?

961
01:00:51.909 --> 01:00:54.172
Oh, this better not be about
the fucking article.

962
01:00:54.259 --> 01:00:55.303
I know that.

963
01:00:55.390 --> 01:00:57.610
Stan, is it possible

964
01:00:57.697 --> 01:01:00.352
that what happened to you
wasn't an accident?

965
01:01:00.439 --> 01:01:02.093
-What?
- We're here,

966
01:01:02.180 --> 01:01:03.790
in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

967
01:01:03.877 --> 01:01:06.053
They took our cell phones.
They took our laptops.

968
01:01:06.140 --> 01:01:08.360
We have no way
of communicating with the outside world.

969
01:01:08.447 --> 01:01:11.319
They're surveilling us,
watching us 24/7.

970
01:01:11.406 --> 01:01:14.279
They're probably
fucking listening in to this room somehow.

971
01:01:14.366 --> 01:01:15.846
People are fucking missing.

972
01:01:15.933 --> 01:01:18.065
- Let's not forget about that.
- What?

973
01:01:18.152 --> 01:01:19.850
Are you sure
you haven't been drinking with us?

974
01:01:19.937 --> 01:01:22.722
Because this is sounding a little crazy.

975
01:01:22.809 --> 01:01:24.289
-Didn't wanna say it.
-Sorry.

976
01:01:24.376 --> 01:01:26.639
Something is off.

977
01:01:27.422 --> 01:01:30.774
Is this not alarming
to you at all?

978
01:01:30.861 --> 01:01:33.951
Like, is it weird
or fucking strange in the least bit?

979
01:01:34.038 --> 01:01:37.171
It's less odd to me
that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass

980
01:01:37.258 --> 01:01:41.132
thinks that he's too good
to listen to the album with the rest of us

981
01:01:41.219 --> 01:01:44.657
than it is that
the Alfred Moretti

982
01:01:44.744 --> 01:01:46.354
did all of this

983
01:01:46.441 --> 01:01:49.314
to steal our cell phones
or something. I mean, come on.

984
01:01:49.401 --> 01:01:50.707
I don't know
why he fucking did it.

985
01:01:50.794 --> 01:01:52.404
You said that
they hated each other.

986
01:01:52.491 --> 01:01:55.450
Oh, yeah, they hate each other
over something so silly.

987
01:01:55.537 --> 01:01:56.451
Years ago,

988
01:01:56.538 --> 01:01:57.583
Bill gave an interview

989
01:01:57.670 --> 01:01:59.324
where he sort of
made fun of Moretti

990
01:01:59.411 --> 01:02:03.284
for getting his Doberman
stuffed after it died.

991
01:02:03.371 --> 01:02:05.112
-Oh, Tucker.
-That's right.

992
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:06.461
That's right. Tucker.

993
01:02:06.548 --> 01:02:08.028
Oh. RIP.

994
01:02:08.115 --> 01:02:11.162
And then, of course,
Moretti was shamed a little bit

995
01:02:11.249 --> 01:02:14.165
because everybody thought
it was kind of strange,

996
01:02:14.252 --> 01:02:16.776
- because it's kind of strange.
-Mmm-hmm.

997
01:02:16.863 --> 01:02:19.953
This just doesn't feel
fucking right at all to me.

998
01:02:20.040 --> 01:02:22.564
Okay,
and that's why you're the one just taking notes.

999
01:02:22.651 --> 01:02:24.915
- Okay.
-Just calm... Hold on.

1000
01:02:27.918 --> 01:02:30.529
- What is happening?
- I don't know. It's...

1001
01:02:53.552 --> 01:02:58.687
The crowd...
the crowd is oh so upset.

1002
01:03:00.951 --> 01:03:03.040
Upset that I'm not onstage.

1003
01:03:03.127 --> 01:03:04.519
Yeah!

1004
01:03:04.606 --> 01:03:06.608
The back row is half asleep.

1005
01:03:08.306 --> 01:03:12.527
But the front row
is ready to rage.

1006
01:03:12.614 --> 01:03:13.833
Yeah!

1007
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:16.096
The drummer was an hour late.

1008
01:03:17.445 --> 01:03:19.447
He was in the back seat
of a groupie's car.

1009
01:03:19.534 --> 01:03:20.535
Yeah!

1010
01:03:20.622 --> 01:03:23.364
The spotlight just blew out.

1011
01:03:24.844 --> 01:03:28.761
But my sarong,
it shines from afar.

1012
01:03:28.848 --> 01:03:30.589
Yeah!

1013
01:03:30.676 --> 01:03:33.461
The price of the ticket was low.

1014
01:03:34.680 --> 01:03:37.291
But we're booked
for another gig.

1015
01:03:38.858 --> 01:03:42.601
The microphone
is tiny and cheap.

1016
01:03:44.385 --> 01:03:48.172
But it makes my bulge

1017
01:03:48.259 --> 01:03:50.130
look big.

1018
01:03:59.226 --> 01:04:00.358
Bravo!

1019
01:04:36.568 --> 01:04:37.830
Ariel?

1020
01:05:33.277 --> 01:05:36.280
I love you all dearly.
I hope to see you soon.

1021
01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:04.542
- Whoa.
-Are you... Are you okay?

1022
01:07:04.629 --> 01:07:05.673
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

1023
01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:07.197
What's... what's wrong?

1024
01:07:08.981 --> 01:07:10.243
Just, wait a minute.

1025
01:07:10.330 --> 01:07:12.115
Let me explain, okay?

1026
01:07:12.202 --> 01:07:13.942
- I'm leaving.
- Ariel. Ariel.

1027
01:07:14.552 --> 01:07:15.596
Ariel!

1028
01:07:28.479 --> 01:07:29.654
Ariel.

1029
01:07:35.268 --> 01:07:36.400
I need to leave.

1030
01:07:36.487 --> 01:07:39.185
Why? What... what happened?
What's wrong?

1031
01:07:40.969 --> 01:07:42.536
Uh, where's Bill Lotto?

1032
01:07:43.450 --> 01:07:44.669
Najee?

1033
01:07:44.756 --> 01:07:46.845
I would assume
he's getting dressed for dinner.

1034
01:07:46.932 --> 01:07:49.674
Wait, did Bill
do something to you?

1035
01:07:49.761 --> 01:07:51.632
No, just, where is he?

1036
01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:53.112
Where's... where's Emily Katz?

1037
01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:54.331
I just left her.

1038
01:07:54.418 --> 01:07:55.680
She's feeling much better
and will join us

1039
01:07:55.767 --> 01:07:56.550
at the children's show.

1040
01:07:57.334 --> 01:07:58.900
Oh. Okay.

1041
01:07:58.987 --> 01:08:00.032
Ariel, you...

1042
01:08:00.815 --> 01:08:03.166
Can't you tell me
exactly what happened?

1043
01:08:03.253 --> 01:08:05.516
You seemed just peachy
yesterday.

1044
01:08:05.603 --> 01:08:09.607
Um, no, I'm not, uh,
explaining anything.

1045
01:08:09.694 --> 01:08:12.000
Just, uh, I want to go.

1046
01:08:12.088 --> 01:08:13.480
I'm gonna go.

1047
01:08:13.567 --> 01:08:14.916
I am going now. I'm leaving.

1048
01:08:15.003 --> 01:08:17.963
I'm sorry, but that simply
isn't possible right now.

1049
01:08:18.050 --> 01:08:21.140
A few of the believers took
the Louise into town.

1050
01:08:21.227 --> 01:08:22.402
They should be back soon.

1051
01:08:22.489 --> 01:08:24.796
Okay, well,
what about one of those?

1052
01:08:24.883 --> 01:08:26.189
Those will
get you ten miles.

1053
01:08:26.798 --> 01:08:28.321
You'll have to walk
the other 40.

1054
01:08:29.714 --> 01:08:32.282
Okay. Well, we have to
figure something out, 'cause I gotta go.

1055
01:08:32.369 --> 01:08:35.502
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.

1056
01:08:35.589 --> 01:08:36.808
If you're too ungrateful to--

1057
01:08:36.895 --> 01:08:38.201
Jorg.

1058
01:08:38.810 --> 01:08:41.291
Can't you see
she's frightened?

1059
01:08:41.378 --> 01:08:45.556
And it's obviously something
we did or didn't do,

1060
01:08:45.643 --> 01:08:49.777
so I would like to apologize
for that and assure you

1061
01:08:49.864 --> 01:08:51.649
that we will get you out of here

1062
01:08:51.736 --> 01:08:54.478
as soon as we can
possibly do so.

1063
01:08:54.565 --> 01:08:57.220
Najee, when is
the bus returning?

1064
01:08:57.307 --> 01:08:59.700
40 minutes, max.
I'll call them now.

1065
01:08:59.787 --> 01:09:03.617
In the meanwhile,
I want you to get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane.

1066
01:09:03.704 --> 01:09:04.792
Get it fueled up.

1067
01:09:04.879 --> 01:09:06.533
Make sure it's ready to go

1068
01:09:06.620 --> 01:09:08.405
the second we get Ariel

1069
01:09:08.492 --> 01:09:10.233
to the airport, okay?

1070
01:09:10.320 --> 01:09:13.236
- No argument, top priority.
- Yes, sir.

1071
01:09:13.323 --> 01:09:15.847
But what about the puppet show?

1072
01:09:16.456 --> 01:09:18.415
Well, she...
she has to leave,

1073
01:09:18.502 --> 01:09:21.374
so she... she'll miss it
this time.

1074
01:09:21.461 --> 01:09:25.726
But we worked so hard,
and you were supposed to sit next to me.

1075
01:09:25.813 --> 01:09:26.945
It's not fair.

1076
01:09:28.338 --> 01:09:30.601
You know,
maybe we can do this.

1077
01:09:30.688 --> 01:09:32.820
If Ariel agrees,

1078
01:09:32.907 --> 01:09:35.649
the children's building
is the closest one to the gate,

1079
01:09:35.736 --> 01:09:39.479
and she could stay
and watch the show until the bus got here.

1080
01:09:41.612 --> 01:09:43.222
If you feel comfortable
with that.

1081
01:09:46.007 --> 01:09:48.314
I could see the entrance
from the building?

1082
01:09:48.401 --> 01:09:49.924
Like, I could see it?

1083
01:09:51.099 --> 01:09:53.450
Cross my heart, hope to die.

1084
01:09:58.106 --> 01:09:59.412
Yeah, fine.

1085
01:09:59.499 --> 01:10:01.197
- Yes!
-Okay.

1086
01:10:05.853 --> 01:10:07.072
Jorg, if you could...

1087
01:10:07.159 --> 01:10:08.421
Thank you.

1088
01:10:41.933 --> 01:10:43.108
Yeah.

1089
01:10:54.772 --> 01:10:55.860
Cute.

1090
01:11:00.647 --> 01:11:02.170
All right, children.

1091
01:11:04.085 --> 01:11:07.350
Presenting
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1092
01:11:45.779 --> 01:11:48.129
Okay. I'm
ready.

1093
01:11:48.216 --> 01:11:49.957
Lady Day!

1094
01:11:51.742 --> 01:11:54.005
Tell us, has the trauma
in your childhood

1095
01:11:54.092 --> 01:11:56.529
helped you make
such successful music?

1096
01:11:56.616 --> 01:11:59.489
Coming from where I'm from,
to be where I'm at now,

1097
01:11:59.576 --> 01:12:01.969
well, I guess that's
a sweet song in itself.

1098
01:12:02.056 --> 01:12:04.232
But I wouldn't wish
my childhood on anyone,

1099
01:12:04.320 --> 01:12:06.452
- even for success.
- Tell us about prison.

1100
01:12:06.539 --> 01:12:08.280
Did you perform any ditties
in the slammer?

1101
01:12:08.367 --> 01:12:11.370
Well, I'm no saint.
You already knew that.

1102
01:12:11.457 --> 01:12:13.546
And prison sure ain't
full of saints,

1103
01:12:13.633 --> 01:12:14.939
but neither is
the rest of the world.

1104
01:12:15.026 --> 01:12:16.854
Are you still on smack?

1105
01:12:16.941 --> 01:12:20.423
I'm very pleased to announce
that I'm 100% sober as I stand here

1106
01:12:20.510 --> 01:12:23.643
and plan to finish my days
exactly that way.

1107
01:12:23.730 --> 01:12:25.166
I'm embarrassed and ashamed

1108
01:12:25.253 --> 01:12:27.343
of the mistakes
I've made in my past

1109
01:12:27.430 --> 01:12:29.301
and ask my fans and family
to forgive me

1110
01:12:29.388 --> 01:12:30.650
as best as they can.

1111
01:12:30.737 --> 01:12:32.304
I know I'm certainly trying to.

1112
01:12:32.391 --> 01:12:34.393
When did the weight gain start?

1113
01:12:34.480 --> 01:12:37.222
How do you feel about McKay
blowing your fortune?

1114
01:12:37.309 --> 01:12:40.094
Are you flat broke?
Reports say you're flat broke.

1115
01:12:40.181 --> 01:12:44.490
Billie, when will we hear
<i>Strange Fruit</i>again?

1116
01:12:44.577 --> 01:12:47.188
Do you think
a former prostitute should be a role model?

1117
01:12:47.275 --> 01:12:48.581
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1118
01:12:51.062 --> 01:12:53.151
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1119
01:12:53.238 --> 01:12:55.240
Lady Day!

1120
01:12:58.374 --> 01:12:59.897
Something moved.
Something moved.

1121
01:12:59.984 --> 01:13:01.377
What... what the fuck is that?

1122
01:13:03.204 --> 01:13:05.381
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

1123
01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:06.947
Jesus.

1124
01:13:10.516 --> 01:13:12.388
Is... is this
some kind of joke?

1125
01:13:14.041 --> 01:13:16.696
-What?
-Is there some... someone in there?

1126
01:13:16.783 --> 01:13:19.090
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

1127
01:13:19.917 --> 01:13:21.484
What the fuck?

1128
01:13:22.310 --> 01:13:23.747
Jesus Christ.

1129
01:13:26.314 --> 01:13:27.620
Oh, my God.

1130
01:13:28.969 --> 01:13:31.145
Em?

1131
01:13:37.456 --> 01:13:39.458
-Oh, my God.
-Time to go, children.

1132
01:13:39.545 --> 01:13:40.764
What the fuck
is wrong with her?

1133
01:13:42.069 --> 01:13:46.247
Um, I promised
I would be an open book,

1134
01:13:46.334 --> 01:13:47.771
and welshing ain't cute.

1135
01:13:47.858 --> 01:13:48.989
Well done, kids.

1136
01:13:49.076 --> 01:13:50.469
Very... very charming.

1137
01:13:51.383 --> 01:13:53.864
Uh, so I'll try and explain.

1138
01:13:53.951 --> 01:13:57.607
Whatever chemical compound
she ingested,

1139
01:13:57.694 --> 01:13:59.347
uh...

1140
01:14:00.392 --> 01:14:04.483
Sorry, science is a bit of
a "blah, blah, blah" to me.

1141
01:14:04.570 --> 01:14:06.050
Suffice it to say

1142
01:14:06.137 --> 01:14:10.489
that whatever
is wet inside her body

1143
01:14:10.576 --> 01:14:13.187
is rapidly expanding.

1144
01:14:13.274 --> 01:14:15.494
Is... is that
more or less accurate?

1145
01:14:15.581 --> 01:14:18.454
- More or less.
-You see?

1146
01:14:18.541 --> 01:14:23.763
Wonders happen
when we follow the science.

1147
01:14:23.850 --> 01:14:26.331
Wouldn't you say, dear?

1148
01:14:28.202 --> 01:14:30.030
Don't...
What the fuck are you doing?

1149
01:14:30.117 --> 01:14:32.380
-Oh, my God.
-Jesus.

1150
01:14:33.991 --> 01:14:36.123
Jesus Christ.

1151
01:14:36.210 --> 01:14:37.560
-Jorg, please.
-He's fucking insane.

1152
01:14:37.647 --> 01:14:39.083
-A towel.
- Move.

1153
01:14:39.692 --> 01:14:40.998
Move, you motherfuckers!

1154
01:14:41.085 --> 01:14:42.565
No! Let me go!

1155
01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:44.697
Get off of me!

1156
01:14:46.394 --> 01:14:48.701
-Nobody leaves!
-I wanna go.

1157
01:14:48.788 --> 01:14:50.311
Let me go.

1158
01:14:50.398 --> 01:14:51.835
- Stay down.
- Okay.

1159
01:14:54.402 --> 01:14:56.796
Fuck! Look at that.

1160
01:14:56.883 --> 01:14:59.190
I mean, will you look at that?

1161
01:14:59.277 --> 01:15:03.281
Why is it
that waterproof foundation

1162
01:15:03.368 --> 01:15:05.283
is never truly waterproof?

1163
01:15:05.370 --> 01:15:06.458
Why?

1164
01:15:06.545 --> 01:15:07.546
Great question.

1165
01:15:07.633 --> 01:15:09.548
And, you know, I...

1166
01:15:09.635 --> 01:15:12.072
I must say something,
I'm afraid.

1167
01:15:12.159 --> 01:15:14.031
Um...

1168
01:15:16.337 --> 01:15:18.339
Many of us here
have worked

1169
01:15:18.426 --> 01:15:23.127
very hard to make this
a once-in-a-lifetime event,

1170
01:15:23.214 --> 01:15:26.652
and I find that
all of you are being

1171
01:15:26.739 --> 01:15:29.394
very, very disruptive.

1172
01:15:29.481 --> 01:15:32.092
Excuse... excuse me.

1173
01:15:32.179 --> 01:15:33.790
- That's dramatic.
-Let me go.

1174
01:15:33.877 --> 01:15:35.226
I just wanna go.

1175
01:15:35.313 --> 01:15:38.272
Excuse me. That's dramatic.

1176
01:15:38.359 --> 01:15:41.841
Now, may we finally begin
the Q and A

1177
01:15:41.928 --> 01:15:43.843
to discuss <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1178
01:15:50.154 --> 01:15:51.285
Hey, hey, hey!

1179
01:15:55.986 --> 01:15:57.465
Sit!

1180
01:15:57.553 --> 01:15:59.816
Oh, my God.

1181
01:15:59.903 --> 01:16:00.904
Oh!

1182
01:16:02.166 --> 01:16:03.341
Jesus Christ.

1183
01:16:06.170 --> 01:16:07.258
Shut her up!

1184
01:16:14.091 --> 01:16:17.007
-Sit her up.
-Intermission is finished.

1185
01:16:26.233 --> 01:16:27.365
What the fuck is this?

1186
01:16:28.322 --> 01:16:30.586
"What the fuck is this?"

1187
01:16:30.673 --> 01:16:33.066
That's what you said?
"What the fuck is this?"

1188
01:16:33.153 --> 01:16:35.460
So, the first question

1189
01:16:35.547 --> 01:16:39.203
of my first interview
in 30 years is,

1190
01:16:39.290 --> 01:16:41.597
"What the fuck is this?"

1191
01:16:44.121 --> 01:16:48.865
You know, I... I think
I could do better on my own,

1192
01:16:48.952 --> 01:16:51.171
so let's give it a try.

1193
01:16:51.998 --> 01:16:55.045
Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti.

1194
01:16:55.132 --> 01:16:56.699
Question mark.

1195
01:16:56.786 --> 01:17:00.877
Why did you

1196
01:17:00.964 --> 01:17:06.186
name your new album,

1197
01:17:06.273 --> 01:17:10.234
like, <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1198
01:17:11.191 --> 01:17:13.541
Thank you for the question.

1199
01:17:14.281 --> 01:17:16.893
And thank you, Billie,
for the invite.

1200
01:17:16.980 --> 01:17:19.504
Well, it's an insane story.

1201
01:17:19.591 --> 01:17:23.377
One day,
while summering on the Cape,

1202
01:17:23.464 --> 01:17:26.511
I was engrossed by an account

1203
01:17:26.598 --> 01:17:30.515
of the time that
Julius Caesar was kidnapped.

1204
01:17:30.602 --> 01:17:34.693
Now, does anyone here
happen to know

1205
01:17:34.780 --> 01:17:37.087
who kidnapped Julius Caesar?

1206
01:17:39.045 --> 01:17:40.917
Pirates.

1207
01:17:44.747 --> 01:17:45.878
Pirates.

1208
01:17:47.053 --> 01:17:48.838
From the mouths of babes.

1209
01:17:49.534 --> 01:17:52.232
You're absolutely right,
Ariel Ecton.

1210
01:17:52.319 --> 01:17:54.408
Now, let me ask you,

1211
01:17:54.495 --> 01:17:59.283
uh, do you happen to know
how Julius Caesar responded

1212
01:17:59.370 --> 01:18:00.806
once he'd been freed?

1213
01:18:03.330 --> 01:18:05.419
He went back with his army.

1214
01:18:05.506 --> 01:18:06.769
To do what?

1215
01:18:07.595 --> 01:18:09.206
Don't disappoint us, now.

1216
01:18:10.555 --> 01:18:14.602
He killed all of his kidnappers.

1217
01:18:15.255 --> 01:18:19.085
Um,
he crucified them, actually.

1218
01:18:19.172 --> 01:18:21.653
Every single one of them.

1219
01:18:21.740 --> 01:18:24.308
No hyperbole,
no foundational myth

1220
01:18:24.395 --> 01:18:28.399
about a man walking on water.

1221
01:18:28.486 --> 01:18:33.534
Just simple, actual
crucifixion for all of them.

1222
01:18:33.621 --> 01:18:36.886
Now tell me, teacher's pet,

1223
01:18:36.973 --> 01:18:39.758
on whom I'm about to place
a big, big bet...

1224
01:18:41.455 --> 01:18:43.370
what's the best part
of the story?

1225
01:18:44.763 --> 01:18:45.938
Um...

1226
01:18:46.896 --> 01:18:49.246
Well, the best part

1227
01:18:49.333 --> 01:18:52.597
of the story is that

1228
01:18:52.684 --> 01:18:57.820
the pirates who kidnapped
the Julius Caesar

1229
01:18:57.907 --> 01:19:00.866
thought he was
a commoner.

1230
01:19:00.953 --> 01:19:03.303
They thought
they were his equal.

1231
01:19:04.304 --> 01:19:07.960
And because
of this misconception,

1232
01:19:08.047 --> 01:19:11.442
they asked the same ransom
for Julius Caesar

1233
01:19:11.529 --> 01:19:14.227
that they would've asked
for any Joe Schmo Roman.

1234
01:19:14.314 --> 01:19:17.578
And this meant that
Caesar was obligated

1235
01:19:17.665 --> 01:19:21.017
to demand a raise in his ransom

1236
01:19:21.104 --> 01:19:24.411
so that it would be commensurate
with his position.

1237
01:19:26.849 --> 01:19:28.938
And what does that tell us?
Well...

1238
01:19:30.722 --> 01:19:34.160
It tells us that royalty,

1239
01:19:34.247 --> 01:19:37.947
even when at the mercy
of peasants,

1240
01:19:38.034 --> 01:19:40.776
is still royalty, doesn't it?

1241
01:19:43.300 --> 01:19:44.475
Doesn't it?

1242
01:19:47.043 --> 01:19:49.785
Now,
what about that story, kids?

1243
01:19:51.612 --> 01:19:54.659
And how about that puppet show?

1244
01:19:54.746 --> 01:19:58.445
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1245
01:19:59.838 --> 01:20:02.362
I think that interview
went rather well.

1246
01:20:02.449 --> 01:20:04.451
-Wonderful,
-No.

1247
01:20:04.538 --> 01:20:06.105
Please, please.

1248
01:20:06.192 --> 01:20:07.280
- Please let me go.
-Stan.

1249
01:20:07.367 --> 01:20:09.108
Please. Please.

1250
01:20:11.371 --> 01:20:12.546
No, no, please.

1251
01:20:12.633 --> 01:20:14.331
I'm sorry.

1252
01:20:14.418 --> 01:20:15.419
Please.

1253
01:20:16.550 --> 01:20:18.509
Stan. No.

1254
01:20:32.175 --> 01:20:33.263
Belle.

1255
01:20:53.892 --> 01:20:56.416
<i>♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve </i>

1256
01:20:56.503 --> 01:21:00.072
<i>♪ Hear my heart</i>
<i>Please ignore my words ♪</i>

1257
01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.466
<i>♪ We jumped the broom</i>
<i>That was the best of days ♪</i>

1258
01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:07.558
<i>♪ Since we broke up</i>
<i>I've been in a daze ♪</i>

1259
01:21:07.645 --> 01:21:11.040
<i>♪ Baby Jane</i>
<i>Please don't take the cat ♪</i>

1260
01:21:20.179 --> 01:21:21.833
<i>: Welcome</i>
<i>to the Rhinestone Chalet,</i>

1261
01:21:21.920 --> 01:21:24.444
<i>Moretti's childhood home</i>
<i>turned interactive museum.</i>

1262
01:21:24.531 --> 01:21:27.012
<i>Did you know</i>
<i>that Alfred's roots</i> <i>come from Peoria, Illinois?</i>

1263
01:21:27.099 --> 01:21:30.059
<i>...feel to you until that day.</i>

1264
01:21:30.146 --> 01:21:31.451
<i>I mean, until that moment.</i>

1265
01:21:36.456 --> 01:21:38.154
Circle back around.

1266
01:22:31.468 --> 01:22:32.643
So jealous.

1267
01:22:45.917 --> 01:22:47.527
You're still pretty.

1268
01:25:13.499 --> 01:25:18.417
...sacrifice of
our beautiful creation.

1269
01:25:18.504 --> 01:25:21.986
See, we can't, uh,
un-paint a canvas

1270
01:25:22.073 --> 01:25:25.642
or un-play a chord.

1271
01:25:25.729 --> 01:25:28.384
And if a mistake has been made,

1272
01:25:28.471 --> 01:25:30.864
either yours or someone else's,

1273
01:25:30.951 --> 01:25:33.215
the only way to rectify it

1274
01:25:33.302 --> 01:25:37.393
is to make something beautiful.

1275
01:25:39.177 --> 01:25:43.703
Now, I've studied
at every temple of taste

1276
01:25:43.790 --> 01:25:46.184
in the entire world.

1277
01:25:46.271 --> 01:25:49.622
I've picked over
every reliquary that exists.

1278
01:25:50.667 --> 01:25:56.499
But I've never seen anything
as beautiful as you pearls.

1279
01:26:01.721 --> 01:26:05.682
We don't know
what tomorrow will bring.

1280
01:26:05.769 --> 01:26:06.944
Maybe we'll all be together...

1281
01:26:10.817 --> 01:26:12.689
Listen to me.

1282
01:26:12.776 --> 01:26:15.518
When you get to the gate,
make a right, okay?

1283
01:26:17.128 --> 01:26:20.175
And then, go until you see
the light, all right?

1284
01:26:21.915 --> 01:26:24.788
But let's hope
it's something beautiful.

1285
01:26:24.875 --> 01:26:27.007
To our time in the sand.

1286
01:26:27.094 --> 01:26:29.096
To our time
in the sand.

1287
01:26:29.184 --> 01:26:30.794
Push me.

1288
01:26:31.403 --> 01:26:32.535
Cheers.

1289
01:26:40.107 --> 01:26:41.326
Cheers.

1290
01:28:23.820 --> 01:28:25.082
Hey.

1291
01:28:25.865 --> 01:28:27.258
Help, help, help!

1292
01:28:27.345 --> 01:28:29.304
- Who are you?
- I was in the house.

1293
01:28:29.391 --> 01:28:31.915
I was there,
and people are dead, and we have to go.

1294
01:28:32.002 --> 01:28:34.178
-You were in there?
- Yes, I was in there.

1295
01:28:35.179 --> 01:28:37.181
Holy shit, you're bleeding.
Are you hurt?

1296
01:28:37.268 --> 01:28:39.139
- Yes, I am hurt!
- Is Moretti hurt?

1297
01:28:40.315 --> 01:28:42.317
Yes, he's hurt,
so we have to go.

1298
01:28:42.404 --> 01:28:43.796
- You met Moretti?
- We have to leave.

1299
01:28:43.883 --> 01:28:45.320
Wait, did he do the
wiggle?

1300
01:28:45.407 --> 01:28:46.669
I bet he did the wiggle.

1301
01:28:46.756 --> 01:28:48.410
Did you hear
the new song...

1302
01:28:48.497 --> 01:28:49.802
I'm so sorry!

1303
01:29:47.991 --> 01:29:50.602
<i>: Do you think</i>
<i>about why that Levelist</i> <i>helped you escape that night?</i>

1304
01:29:51.473 --> 01:29:53.518
Or do you mentally try not
to go back to that time?

1305
01:29:56.042 --> 01:29:57.740
Maybe a mix of both.
I don't know.

1306
01:29:57.827 --> 01:29:59.959
I'm... This is, like,
my millionth interview this month,

1307
01:30:00.046 --> 01:30:01.352
so you have to forgive me.

1308
01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:02.701
Book tours are...

1309
01:30:03.267 --> 01:30:04.529
Exhausting.

1310
01:30:04.616 --> 01:30:07.576
- Yeah, exhausting.
- Yes, I'm tired.

1311
01:30:07.663 --> 01:30:10.970
So, you know I gotta ask...

1312
01:30:12.363 --> 01:30:15.671
Is that how it really happened
when you went back to the compound?

1313
01:30:15.758 --> 01:30:17.499
It's... it's exactly
as I wrote it.

1314
01:31:02.500 --> 01:31:05.024
<i>: And he was</i>
<i>actually just</i> <i>sitting there alone,</i>

1315
01:31:05.111 --> 01:31:07.810
<i>still in the white suit,</i>
<i>playing the piano?</i>

1316
01:31:08.637 --> 01:31:12.771
I do feel like I've said this
a million times at this point,

1317
01:31:12.858 --> 01:31:16.079
but it was, uh, surreal.

1318
01:31:16.166 --> 01:31:19.952
Cops haven't been able to
locate a single Levelist body.

1319
01:31:20.039 --> 01:31:22.128
They still haven't found
the fan who was at the gate.

1320
01:31:22.215 --> 01:31:23.782
- Just nothing.
- Hmm.

1321
01:31:23.869 --> 01:31:25.480
Um, sorry.

1322
01:31:27.612 --> 01:31:29.222
- Do you mind if I...
- Oh, yeah.

1323
01:31:29.309 --> 01:31:30.572
Thanks.

1324
01:31:32.835 --> 01:31:34.097
Hello? This is Ariel Ecton.

1325
01:31:34.184 --> 01:31:35.664
Ariel. Guess who.

1326
01:31:35.751 --> 01:31:38.449
It's Soledad Yusef calling
from sunny Malibu, California.

1327
01:31:38.536 --> 01:31:40.582
<i>And how do you find yourself</i>
<i>this Monday morning?</i>

1328
01:31:43.280 --> 01:31:44.803
My love? Hello?

1329
01:31:44.890 --> 01:31:48.198
- What do you want?
- Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning.

1330
01:31:49.721 --> 01:31:52.724
But I believe it's more
of what you want.

1331
01:31:52.811 --> 01:31:55.031
<i>Didn't you send in</i>
<i>six interview requests</i>

1332
01:31:55.118 --> 01:31:57.424
to sit down with Mr. Moretti
for your novel?

1333
01:31:57.512 --> 01:32:00.515
<i>Well, you're in luck.</i>
<i>Mr. Moretti would like</i> <i>to sit down this evening</i>

1334
01:32:00.602 --> 01:32:02.691
<i>at the high-risk</i>
<i>state hospital in Reno.</i>

1335
01:32:02.778 --> 01:32:04.997
<i>It's like a medieval torture</i>
<i>chamber, if you ask me.</i>

1336
01:32:05.084 --> 01:32:06.999
Honestly, these states
should be tried for the way they treat people.

1337
01:32:07.086 --> 01:32:08.958
It's just absolutely abhorrent.

1338
01:32:09.045 --> 01:32:10.568
<i>: Soledad, you are aware</i>

1339
01:32:10.655 --> 01:32:12.265
that your client,
Alfred Moretti,

1340
01:32:12.352 --> 01:32:15.181
pled guilty to the murder
of five innocent people,

1341
01:32:15.268 --> 01:32:17.575
tried to kill me,
and is suspected

1342
01:32:17.662 --> 01:32:20.404
<i>of leading hundreds</i>
<i>of Levelists to mass suicide?</i>

1343
01:32:20.491 --> 01:32:21.536
He's passionate.

1344
01:32:23.102 --> 01:32:25.104
<i>Ciao, my darling.</i>
<i>Take care of yourself.</i>

1345
01:32:41.077 --> 01:32:43.688
Salutations, as they say.

1346
01:33:01.793 --> 01:33:03.360
Oh, heavy.

1347
01:33:04.796 --> 01:33:06.189
Shall we get started?

1348
01:33:11.629 --> 01:33:12.717
Python.

1349
01:33:13.762 --> 01:33:16.852
- Excuse me?
- Well, in your novel, you wrote that when...

1350
01:33:16.939 --> 01:33:19.202
the first day we met

1351
01:33:19.289 --> 01:33:23.162
that I was wearing
cream-colored alligator boots,

1352
01:33:23.249 --> 01:33:26.992
but in fact, they were
smoke-colored python boots.

1353
01:33:27.079 --> 01:33:30.866
Now, of course,
that's an easy mistake to make for an untrained eye,

1354
01:33:30.953 --> 01:33:33.999
but, uh, I would never.
It's unimaginable--

1355
01:33:34.086 --> 01:33:35.827
In my "novel," you said?

1356
01:33:36.828 --> 01:33:39.918
In my 320-page non-fiction text,

1357
01:33:40.005 --> 01:33:43.530
your biggest gripe is with
the material of your boots?

1358
01:33:43.618 --> 01:33:46.969
You know, it's just, a little
constructive criticism

1359
01:33:47.056 --> 01:33:49.406
never killed anyone, Ariel.

1360
01:33:52.931 --> 01:33:54.106
Okay.

1361
01:33:54.193 --> 01:33:56.152
Um...

1362
01:33:59.242 --> 01:34:02.637
I didn't expect you
to be remorseful like a normal person,

1363
01:34:02.724 --> 01:34:06.641
but I came here
to try to report the truth

1364
01:34:06.728 --> 01:34:08.381
so that there's closure
for the families and--

1365
01:34:08.468 --> 01:34:10.949
And to sell a few more books.

1366
01:34:11.036 --> 01:34:15.040
- Well...
- Ariel, while you circle around and around

1367
01:34:15.127 --> 01:34:18.130
the one question

1368
01:34:18.217 --> 01:34:23.353
that you most assuredly
came here to ask me... Very quickly...

1369
01:34:23.440 --> 01:34:26.443
Primitive man chose their leader

1370
01:34:26.530 --> 01:34:30.577
in the same way that
animals chose their leader...

1371
01:34:31.361 --> 01:34:32.884
uh, brute strength.

1372
01:34:32.971 --> 01:34:36.105
Yeah, I... I'm familiar
with Darwin's theory.

1373
01:34:36.192 --> 01:34:39.674
Uh, what does that have to do
with you being a murderer?

1374
01:34:41.153 --> 01:34:43.503
Man evolved.

1375
01:34:43.590 --> 01:34:45.027
Humanity evolved.

1376
01:34:45.114 --> 01:34:48.987
Um, it, uh, created government

1377
01:34:49.074 --> 01:34:50.989
and rules and law.

1378
01:34:51.076 --> 01:34:55.472
And with those things,
then the criteria

1379
01:34:55.559 --> 01:34:58.649
for what was needed
in a leader changed.

1380
01:34:58.736 --> 01:35:02.261
So, it went from this
to left brain.

1381
01:35:03.175 --> 01:35:06.962
To be president,
you have to go to an Ivy League school

1382
01:35:07.049 --> 01:35:09.747
and get a little Ivy League
law degree

1383
01:35:09.834 --> 01:35:14.230
to signal to the rest of us,
the peons,

1384
01:35:14.317 --> 01:35:16.928
uh, that this is
the smart person.

1385
01:35:17.015 --> 01:35:18.887
But look at where we are.

1386
01:35:18.974 --> 01:35:21.977
Today's world is burning,
literally.

1387
01:35:22.064 --> 01:35:25.632
Illiteracy is at its highest.
We've never been more divided.

1388
01:35:25.720 --> 01:35:28.853
We have permanent war,
and the list goes on.

1389
01:35:28.940 --> 01:35:33.249
So, clearly, the metric,
this left-brain metric,

1390
01:35:33.336 --> 01:35:35.991
failed miserably.

1391
01:35:36.078 --> 01:35:39.124
But there is an answer.

1392
01:35:39.777 --> 01:35:41.779
A new evolution.

1393
01:35:43.172 --> 01:35:49.178
So, won't be this anymore
or this left brain

1394
01:35:49.265 --> 01:35:51.223
but this right brain

1395
01:35:51.310 --> 01:35:55.619
where the most creative
are in charge.

1396
01:35:55.706 --> 01:36:00.798
Look, I'm not just gonna
sit here and act like I didn't find Stan's old article

1397
01:36:00.885 --> 01:36:03.801
where he referred to <i>Tilt</i>
as overrated,

1398
01:36:03.888 --> 01:36:07.283
Bianca's rather unflattering
paparazzi shots.

1399
01:36:07.370 --> 01:36:08.937
Not good. Not too pretty.

1400
01:36:09.024 --> 01:36:11.678
And let's not forget Clara's
digs about your bald head.

1401
01:36:11.766 --> 01:36:13.245
And even you can't
wiggle your way free

1402
01:36:13.332 --> 01:36:14.769
after murdering
hundreds of people.

1403
01:36:14.856 --> 01:36:16.858
I didn't murder
hundreds of people.

1404
01:36:16.945 --> 01:36:19.774
You didn't murder Stan Sullivan,
Clara Armstrong,

1405
01:36:19.861 --> 01:36:22.124
Bianca Tyson,
Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto?

1406
01:36:22.211 --> 01:36:23.995
Oh, yeah, I murdered them.

1407
01:36:25.344 --> 01:36:29.653
You should know
your masterpiece, Ariel,

1408
01:36:29.740 --> 01:36:33.657
is also the introduction
to our story.

1409
01:36:35.441 --> 01:36:37.182
No one will condone murder.

1410
01:36:39.315 --> 01:36:43.406
But if it's scandalous enough,
they'll never stop talking about it.

1411
01:36:43.493 --> 01:36:46.626
Besides, you're not gonna stop
becoming Catholic

1412
01:36:46.713 --> 01:36:49.194
'cause you read a book
about the Crusades.

1413
01:36:49.281 --> 01:36:53.633
You're serving a life sentence
five times over.

1414
01:36:53.720 --> 01:36:56.549
Why not just tell us
where the bodies are?

1415
01:36:56.636 --> 01:36:58.203
Where are the Levelists?

1416
01:36:59.291 --> 01:37:00.510
Around.

1417
01:37:01.380 --> 01:37:06.516
<i>We're spread out,</i>
<i>but still connected</i> <i>to teach the young</i>

1418
01:37:06.603 --> 01:37:08.823
<i>and sprout new chapters,</i>

1419
01:37:08.910 --> 01:37:11.129
<i>to preserve dying crafts,</i>

1420
01:37:11.216 --> 01:37:13.349
<i>to inspire and comfort,</i>

1421
01:37:13.436 --> 01:37:16.918
<i>to fan the flames</i>
<i>of raw enthusiasm,</i>

1422
01:37:17.005 --> 01:37:22.575
<i>to closely monitor those</i>
<i>who obstruct</i> <i>the divinely burdened.</i>

1423
01:37:22.662 --> 01:37:25.361
<i>Not hiding but waiting.</i>

1424
01:37:25.448 --> 01:37:27.624
<i>Waiting to better tomorrow.</i>

1425
01:37:27.711 --> 01:37:30.801
So, what was in
the champagne glasses, then?

1426
01:37:33.021 --> 01:37:34.283
Champagne.

1427
01:37:34.370 --> 01:37:36.328
- Okay.
-Oh.

1428
01:37:36.415 --> 01:37:38.765
With talent comes forgiveness.

1429
01:37:38.853 --> 01:37:40.593
The bigger the talent,

1430
01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:43.205
the more complete
the forgiveness.

1431
01:37:44.206 --> 01:37:47.470
Level will grow and grow.

1432
01:37:49.602 --> 01:37:52.910
We just, uh...

1433
01:37:53.476 --> 01:37:56.479
needed someone
to get the ball rolling.

1434
01:37:56.566 --> 01:37:58.046
So, um...

1435
01:38:01.788 --> 01:38:03.355
Come on. You get it.

1436
01:38:06.532 --> 01:38:07.446
So, why me?

1437
01:38:07.533 --> 01:38:08.883
Disco.

1438
01:38:12.060 --> 01:38:14.105
Two reasons, really.

1439
01:38:15.106 --> 01:38:17.108
One for us, one for me.

1440
01:38:17.979 --> 01:38:20.677
For us, we felt
you were a pure vessel,

1441
01:38:20.764 --> 01:38:24.420
completely uncorrupted
by success,

1442
01:38:24.507 --> 01:38:27.553
uncorrupted by cheap shots
for clicks.

1443
01:38:27.640 --> 01:38:30.339
For me, while looking
through your background,

1444
01:38:30.426 --> 01:38:35.300
I read a story you'd written
about a school board lady.

1445
01:38:35.387 --> 01:38:37.824
- Remember that?
-Carol Reggo?

1446
01:38:37.912 --> 01:38:41.916
That piece was less
than 500 words. It was before I was even at <i>J.</i>

1447
01:38:42.003 --> 01:38:46.398
You wrote that her chin was

1448
01:38:46.485 --> 01:38:49.749
"delightfully inconspicuous."

1449
01:38:51.751 --> 01:38:55.016
And I needed my chin
in good hands.

1450
01:39:08.594 --> 01:39:11.946
<i>: Once in</i>
<i>a generation, a tragedy</i> <i>so compelling occurs,</i>

1451
01:39:12.033 --> 01:39:14.122
<i>it grabs the entire world's</i>
<i>attention.</i>

1452
01:39:14.209 --> 01:39:15.906
<i>Most people condemn</i>
<i>the horrific events</i>

1453
01:39:15.993 --> 01:39:17.952
<i>that took place</i>
<i>a few years ago,</i>

1454
01:39:18.039 --> 01:39:21.216
<i>while a growing minority</i>
<i>sympathize with</i> <i>the guilty party.</i>

1455
01:39:21.303 --> 01:39:23.087
<i>After all,</i>Caesar's Request

1456
01:39:23.174 --> 01:39:26.003
<i>has sold millions of copies</i>
<i>since its release.</i>

1457
01:39:26.090 --> 01:39:28.005
<i>But the one thing</i>
<i>we can all agree on...</i>

1458
01:39:28.092 --> 01:39:30.094
<i>Our next guest is a star.</i>

1459
01:39:30.181 --> 01:39:32.705
<i>Her new book</i>
<i>was an instant bestseller,</i>

1460
01:39:32.792 --> 01:39:35.578
but unless
you've been living on Mars, you already know that.

1461
01:39:35.665 --> 01:39:38.015
Ms. Ecton, good morning.
Congratulations.

1462
01:39:38.102 --> 01:39:39.930
I'm so thrilled to be
sitting down with you today.

1463
01:39:40.017 --> 01:39:42.759
I mean, <i>Our Time in the Sand</i>
is such a daring,

1464
01:39:42.846 --> 01:39:44.152
beautiful novel.

1465
01:39:44.239 --> 01:39:45.805
What does it feel like
to have written the book

1466
01:39:45.892 --> 01:39:47.720
that everybody's talking about?

1467
01:39:54.205 --> 01:39:55.598
Ms. Ecton?

1468
01:40:22.625 --> 01:40:26.977
<i>♪ Congratulations on the mess</i>
<i>You made of things ♪</i>

1469
01:40:27.891 --> 01:40:32.548
<i>♪ I'm trying to reconstruct</i>
<i>The air and all that brings ♪</i>

1470
01:40:33.505 --> 01:40:38.032
<i>♪ And oxidation is</i>
<i>The compromise you own ♪</i>

1471
01:40:38.119 --> 01:40:40.251
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel ♪</i>

1472
01:40:40.338 --> 01:40:42.906
<i>♪ Like the dog wants a bone </i>

1473
01:40:42.993 --> 01:40:44.516
<i>♪ Say </i>

1474
01:40:44.603 --> 01:40:49.826
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1475
01:40:49.913 --> 01:40:54.483
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1476
01:40:55.527 --> 01:41:00.010
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1477
01:41:01.011 --> 01:41:05.450
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1478
01:41:06.234 --> 01:41:10.542
<i>♪ You force your fire and then</i>
<i>You falsify your deeds ♪</i>

1479
01:41:11.587 --> 01:41:14.329
<i>♪ Your methods dot</i>
<i>The disconnect ♪</i>

1480
01:41:14.416 --> 01:41:16.200
<i>♪ From all your creeds </i>

1481
01:41:17.158 --> 01:41:21.640
<i>♪ And fortune strives to fill</i>
<i>The vacuum that it feeds ♪</i>

1482
01:41:21.727 --> 01:41:24.121
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel ♪</i>

1483
01:41:24.208 --> 01:41:26.602
<i>♪ Like the dog's lost a lead </i>

1484
01:41:26.689 --> 01:41:28.212
<i>♪ Say </i>

1485
01:41:28.299 --> 01:41:32.738
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1486
01:41:33.739 --> 01:41:38.004
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1487
01:41:39.136 --> 01:41:43.488
<i>♪ La, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1488
01:41:44.446 --> 01:41:48.972
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la ♪</i>

1489
01:41:50.016 --> 01:41:51.844
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1490
01:41:51.931 --> 01:41:54.456
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1491
01:41:55.413 --> 01:41:57.198
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1492
01:41:57.285 --> 01:41:58.808
<i>♪ It's curling up slowly </i>

1493
01:41:58.895 --> 01:42:00.897
<i>♪ And finding a throat</i>
<i>To choke ♪</i>

1494
01:42:00.984 --> 01:42:02.725
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1495
01:42:02.812 --> 01:42:05.380
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1496
01:42:06.424 --> 01:42:08.252
<i>♪ Barely controlled</i>
<i>Locomotive ♪</i>

1497
01:42:08.339 --> 01:42:11.821
<i>♪ Consuming the picture and</i>
<i>Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪</i>

1498
01:42:11.908 --> 01:42:13.649
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1499
01:42:13.736 --> 01:42:16.260
<i>♪ The long-winded blues</i>
<i>Of the never ♪</i>

1500
01:42:17.174 --> 01:42:20.438
<i>♪ Static explosion devoted</i>
<i>To crushing the broken ♪</i>

1501
01:42:20.525 --> 01:42:22.701
<i>♪ And shoving their souls</i>
<i>To ghost ♪</i>

1502
01:42:22.788 --> 01:42:28.011
<i>♪ Eternalized, objectified</i>
<i>You set your sights so high ♪</i>

1503
01:42:28.098 --> 01:42:30.013
<i>♪ But this is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1504
01:42:30.100 --> 01:42:33.625
<i>♪ The bolt busted loose</i>
<i>From the lever ♪</i>

1505
01:42:33.712 --> 01:42:36.106
<i>♪ Never mind,</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1506
01:42:36.193 --> 01:42:38.804
<i>♪ Your structure's fine</i>
<i>My dust is better ♪</i>

1507
01:42:38.891 --> 01:42:40.893
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high </i>

1508
01:42:40.980 --> 01:42:44.462
<i>♪ All to catch a bird's-eye</i>
<i>View of who's next ♪</i>

1509
01:42:44.549 --> 01:42:47.248
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1510
01:42:47.335 --> 01:42:49.815
<i>♪ Love is life</i>
<i>My love is better ♪</i>

1511
01:42:49.902 --> 01:42:51.948
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high </i>

1512
01:42:52.035 --> 01:42:55.299
<i>♪ Eyes could be the diamonds</i>
<i>Confused with who's next ♪</i>

1513
01:42:55.386 --> 01:42:58.041
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1514
01:42:58.128 --> 01:43:00.609
<i>♪ Your shocks are fine</i>
<i>My struts are better ♪</i>

1515
01:43:00.696 --> 01:43:02.785
<i>♪ Your fiction flies so high </i>

1516
01:43:02.872 --> 01:43:06.310
<i>♪ Y'all could use a doctor</i>
<i>Who's sick, who's next? ♪</i>

1517
01:43:06.397 --> 01:43:08.965
<i>♪ Never you mind</i>
<i>Death professor ♪</i>

1518
01:43:09.052 --> 01:43:11.663
<i>♪ Electrified</i>
<i>My love is better ♪</i>

1519
01:43:11.750 --> 01:43:13.752
<i>♪ It's crystallized, so am I </i>

1520
01:43:13.839 --> 01:43:17.278
<i>♪ All could be the diamond</i>
<i>Fused with who's next ♪</i>

1521
01:43:17.365 --> 01:43:19.236
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1522
01:43:19.323 --> 01:43:22.108
<i>♪ The dawn</i>
<i>Of a loser forever ♪</i>

1523
01:43:22.761 --> 01:43:24.676
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1524
01:43:24.763 --> 01:43:27.331
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1525
01:43:28.202 --> 01:43:29.899
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1526
01:43:29.986 --> 01:43:32.554
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1527
01:43:33.555 --> 01:43:35.426
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1528
01:43:35.513 --> 01:43:38.037
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>

1529
01:43:39.125 --> 01:43:40.910
<i>♪ This is beginning</i>
<i>To feel like ♪</i>

1530
01:43:40.997 --> 01:43:43.652
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever </i>