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<i>...is a new bird...</i>

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<i>He sings a love song</i>

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<i>As we go along</i>

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<i>Walking in a winter wonderland</i>

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<i>In the meadow, we can build a snowman</i>

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<i>And pretend that he's a circus clown</i>

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<i>We'll have lots of fun
With Mr. Snowman</i>

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<i>Yes, until the other kiddies
Knock him down</i>

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<i>Later on</i>

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<i>We'll conspire</i>

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<i>As we dream by the fire</i>

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<i>To face unafraid</i>

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<i>The plans that we've made</i>

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<i>Walking in a winter wonderland</i>

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<i>Walking</i>

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<i>In a winter wonderland</i>

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<i>And on this cold and frosty morning,</i>

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<i>we are all officially on countdown,
with 16 shopping days left till Christmas.</i>

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<i>Have you been naughty or nice?</i>

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<i>Here's one of my old favorites
to get us in the mood.</i>

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<i>What am I gonna do this Christmas</i>

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<i>Without you?</i>

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<i>What am I gonna do this Christmas</i>

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<i>Alone?</i>

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Mum?

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<i>Gazing at</i>

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- Dad? Kettle!
<i>- The mistletoe</i>

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- Dad!
<i>- And longing for your kiss</i>

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Mum!

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<i>Why do I have to spend Christmas</i>

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Mum? Shit. Mum?

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Mum? Fuck.

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- Oh... Dad? Dad!
<i>- Away from you like this?</i>

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Dad!

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<i>Do you remember just last Christmas?</i>

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Hello? Mum?

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- Ambulance, please.
<i>- I held you</i>

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<i>So tight</i>

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<i>I won't forget last</i>...

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- Where do I go?
- I don't know. Over here, innit?

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I'm just gonna go down the one-way system.

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- You're going...
- I know. I'm parking.

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<i>And Silent Night...</i>

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It's all right, Mum.
We've got your stuff. We've got your bag.

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<i>That we'll be together</i>

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<i>But what am I gonna do this Christmas</i>

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<i>If you're not here</i>

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<i>With me?</i>

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Wait, where are my goggles?

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You'll have to borrow some if you didn't
put them in. I did get you new ones.

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Aw, Mum!

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Don't blame me.

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Well, no, you didn't!

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Well, yes, I did.

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- They were on the hall table.
- How did you not see, Ella?

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- Shut up!
- Hold on. Ella, help your brother.

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- Hi, Suze. Sorry. Okay, couple of things.
- My wife's tired. And having a baby.

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- You got any room?
- For God's sake, Alfie.

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- Yeah.
- It's... Ahem.

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- "Hello, sir. My wife is having a baby."
- That's fine. Absolutely fine.

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- As long as you get bonuses out...
- "Is there a chance you have room?"

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Not "My wife's tired and having a baby."

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- "Got any room?"
- That's the same thing!

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- You just said the same thing twice!
- No, I didn't.

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For God's sake,
just get it right this time.

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- "...us all at Healthful Harvest."
- You'll be so embarrassing!

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Actually, I'm gonna have to go.

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- Ella, he is not going to be embarrassing.
- Yes, he is.

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Alfie, you are doing brilliantly, darling.
Brilliantly.

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- Isn't he doing brilliantly, Ben?
- Yeah!

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No way I'm coming to your Nativity.

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- Don't be mean.
- Somebody respects me.

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- Ooh! Some lovely bread.
- My keys...

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- Seen keys...
- Thanks, Mum.

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- Hey, Syd.
- Mm-hmm?

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- What d'you think of my earrings?
- Yeah, I love them.

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- Did you show Mum?
- Mum?

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- Mm?
- What d'you think of my earrings?

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Gorgeous! They might be a bit dangly
for rugby though, darling.

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So just take them off before PE? Good boy.

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- Okay.
- Right, um, I'm off.

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I'll, uh, see you about five-ish.

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- Bye-bye!
- Jerry?

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Where's the yogurt that was on the list?

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- I don't think that was on the list.
- It was on the list. Sheep's yogurt.

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How do you always just forget one thing?
It's just really hard on me.

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Just cross them off as you go.
You never cross them off as you go.

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I'll get some on the way back later.
Yeah. That's locked in. Goat's yog.

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- Sheep's!
- Sheep's. Sheep's.

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- Okay, you guys, have a good day.
- Bye, Mum.

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- Good luck with rehearsal, darling.
- Ella, I need my script.

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- Say please.
- Oh, give it to him. There you go.

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- Mum, I was gonna give it to him!
- And the bag.

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- Please don't forget my piano lesson.
- I won't.

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No, I haven't forgotten it, darling.

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- You forgot last time!
- But I haven't forgotten.

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- Really embarrassing! You forgot.
- Okay. Bye!

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Okay, bye.

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Mummy, finished!

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Mum! Tibalt's pooing
with the door open again.

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- Have you really finished?
- Yeah.

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- Are you lying to me? Is it time...
- No.

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- Hi, Con.
<i>- Jules.</i>

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- A bit early for you. Is everything okay?
<i>- Yeah. Hey, listen.</i>

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<i>- You've gotta come to the hospital. Mum</i>...
- W... wait--

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<i>- She's going to surgery now.</i>
- What?

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- Hello?
- <i>Oh, hi. Uh</i>...

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<i>Um, sorry, who is... Which...</i>

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- It's Syd.
<i>- Oh, right.</i>

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- Hello, Uncle Connor.
<i>- Hey, Syd.</i>

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<i>Yeah, uh, listen, I need to talk to Mol.</i>

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<i>- Um, your mum.</i>
- Okay.

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Mum! Uncle Connor said
he needs to speak to you.

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There you go.

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Hi. Uh, be quick. I'm... I'm busy.

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<i>Yeah, Mol, listen, um, uh...</i>

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<i>Mum had a thing.
She's</i>... <i>she's back in hospital, and...</i>

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<i>Uh, can you just come?</i>

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Mmm!

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Mmm. Yes. Yes!

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And as you move through the birth canal,

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releasing the energy of the womb

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towards the warmth
and the delightful rays of the sun,

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let the sun beckon you and cleanse you.

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I just...

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If only I could've traveled places, Con.

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You know, for my effing foot,

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having all you kids, and...

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I'd probably be better traveled
than that what's his name.

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Cute little gray-haired fella.

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You know, Planet Organic geezer.

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- David Attenborough?
- Yeah.

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I'd be like him, yeah.

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I... I'm not saying
having you kids wasn't worth it.

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Course it... course it bloody was. Uh...

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I'd just like to have...

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You know, it's... it's fine though. Well...

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Uh...

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Yeah. I dunno.

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You can travel for me, Con.

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Yeah, I suppose I could, Dad.
It's just, um...

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It's just a bit stressful, actually.

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Bali looks nice, doesn't it, Con?
You should go to Bali, look. Look at that.

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Last time I went anywhere
for a proper holiday was about

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five years ago.

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Italy, Tobias's wedding. I mean,

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me and Mum went to Germany
to see that specialist Julia organized.

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- Don't really count though, does it?
- Oh, no, don't go saying that, Con.

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Course it counts. You know, you...
you got me that nice jerkin.

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And all those lovely meats
you brought back. Ooh!

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- Meat? What meat?
- Well... Fucking glockenspiel stuff.

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It's called <i>Knochenschinken.</i>

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- And what the hell is a jerkin?
- What the...

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Oh, don't be like that, Con.

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You know, my jerkin,

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my... jerkin, you...

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Oh, well, that is a shame.

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- I thought you liked my jerkin.
- Stop saying jerkin.

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- My jerkin, with three things for pens.
- Oh God.

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- Dad.
- Little waterproof thing.

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- Please, Dad. I just need a bit of...
- Fucking pen...

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- Only a fucking jerkin. Jerk...
- Dad! Dad!

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- Hi, babe.
<i>- Hi, kids.</i>

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No, it's just me and Benji
in the car now. Um...

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I'm just arriving at the hospital.
Uh, Mum's gone back in.

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Make sure that you get the yogurt.
That's your one task.

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<i>- It was sheep's yogurt, wasn't it?</i>
- No, it's dog's yogurt, Jerry!

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- Fuck me! Yes, it's sheep's.
<i>- Sheep's.</i>

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- <i>I guess Molly will be there.</i>
- Probably.

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<i>- Oh God. Do you need me to fly back?</i>
- Oh, no. No, no, no. It's fine.

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You've got work. I'm fine.
I... I can cope, honestly. It's fine.

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- Jerry?
<i>- Yogurt.</i>

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All I want is a cancer-free mother
and some fucking sheep's yogurt.

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You're making me just exhausted.

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<i>I could get us some cheeky After Eights?</i>

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Why are you asking me
so many questions, Jerry?

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- Please go now.
<i>- Okay. Love you.</i>

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All right. Come on, Tibby!

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All right, my darling.

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Ooh!

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That's it. Move out the way.

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- Ohh!
- Thank you for helping, darling.

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There we go.

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All right,
let's go and see Nanna. Come on.

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Molly, hi.

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Let's just keep moving.

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Come on.

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Mummy cross.

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No, darling. Mummy's not cross.

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How you doing, tinker?

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Look! I've got something very special
to show you.

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- There we go.
- A skill for later life, hey?

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Ooh, what if you took...

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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How's she doing? What happened?

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Uh, they said they need
to, uh, clear the airways.

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She's in surgery right now.

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Um... uh...

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they're gonna update us when they...
when they have anything.

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- God, I can't bear it.
- That was two hours ago.

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Poor Mum.

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What did Helen say?
Did you manage to reach her?

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No. I did try her.

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- Did you?
- No, Con. I didn't call Helen.

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- Did you call Helen?
- You called me.

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Yeah, I know that, but I just thought
that one of you two would've called her.

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- Why would we do that?
- Why would we...

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Because you're sisters.

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- Bagsy not calling her.
- It's fine. It's absolutely fine.

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I'll call her. I'll just pretend
you've only just called me.

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Yeah, horrible, innit? Ooh.

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- Don't you like it? Here, try that, then.
- Okay.

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- I'm not allowed crisps.
- Aren't you?

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Oh, I thought my phone was off.
I'm so sorry.

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<i>Entschuldigung, bitte.</i>

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Keep your heart chakras open.

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Oh, that's it. Beautiful. I love it.

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Aah!

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Look at this, a rare call
from my über-busy baby sister.

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- Hi.
<i>- I'm teaching my holistic dance therapy.</i>

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I can't really chitchat, but how are you?

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- Yeah, Helen? Listen to me.
<i>- Oh my gosh, Julia--</i>

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- Listen.
- This class is so incredible for grief.

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There's this one man whose wife died

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because she slipped on an IKEA catalog
and fell down the stairs.

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<i>I mean, how tragic is that?</i>

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She was naked.

231
00:10:55.125 --> 00:10:58.082
- Helen, listen, please, stop. Just listen.
<i>- My gosh, Julia.</i>

232
00:10:58.083 --> 00:11:00.040
Mum's... Mum's gone back into hospital.

233
00:11:00.041 --> 00:11:02.249
- What?
<i>- Okay? Um, Connor just called me.</i>

234
00:11:02.250 --> 00:11:04.207
- Oh my God.
- She... she couldn't breathe.

235
00:11:04.208 --> 00:11:05.957
They're trying to figure out
what's gone on.

236
00:11:05.958 --> 00:11:07.207
I'm heading out the house now.

237
00:11:07.208 --> 00:11:08.874
<i>- Just leaving...</i>
- Oh my God.

238
00:11:08.875 --> 00:11:11.082
<i>- Right now.</i>
- Uh... Okay. Okay. Um...

239
00:11:11.083 --> 00:11:12.415
<i>- Okay?</i>
- Oh God. Breathe.

240
00:11:12.416 --> 00:11:15.082
She's at the Princess Mary,
but I do actually think you should come.

241
00:11:15.083 --> 00:11:17.540
- If you can.
<i>- Okay. I</i>... <i>I'll just come straight there.</i>

242
00:11:17.541 --> 00:11:19.415
<i>- Great.</i>
- I'll just... I'll get a plane today.

243
00:11:19.416 --> 00:11:23.082
And I'll bring some, um, Florida Water
and sage to clear out Mum's room

244
00:11:23.083 --> 00:11:24.582
and some crystals for healing.

245
00:11:24.583 --> 00:11:27.124
<i>And I'll pick up some orange squash
for her 'cause she loves it.</i>

246
00:11:27.125 --> 00:11:29.915
Great. Bring some... Loves it.
Bring some orange squash, definitely.

247
00:11:29.916 --> 00:11:32.915
Yeah. Okay, great. Listen.
Let me know what time you get in. Text me.

248
00:11:32.916 --> 00:11:34.540
- Can you tell me--
<i>- I've gotta go now.</i>

249
00:11:34.541 --> 00:11:35.915
<i>- Look--</i>
- Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

250
00:11:35.916 --> 00:11:36.875
Fuck me.

251
00:11:38.666 --> 00:11:39.666
Oh no.

252
00:11:40.833 --> 00:11:43.165
Um, hi, Suze, it's me again.

253
00:11:43.166 --> 00:11:46.540
Um, so listen, something's come up
with my mum. I'm not gonna be in today.

254
00:11:46.541 --> 00:11:49.124
Oh, yes, Bettina, <i>fantastisch.</i>

255
00:11:49.125 --> 00:11:50.957
That is amazing.

256
00:11:50.958 --> 00:11:53.582
For dinner, Alfie wanted pizza.
No TV, please.

257
00:11:53.583 --> 00:11:58.040
And, um... Oh shit,
when is Alfie's Nativity play?

258
00:11:58.041 --> 00:11:59.999
Can you remind me?
Put it in the shared calendar.

259
00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:01.541
Thank you. Okay, bye.

260
00:12:14.625 --> 00:12:17.375
Do you want your sandwich? Yes?

261
00:12:17.875 --> 00:12:18.916
Yes, please.

262
00:12:20.416 --> 00:12:22.875
- Would you like your lunch, my darling?
- Yes.

263
00:12:24.208 --> 00:12:26.125
- Yes what?
- Yes, please.

264
00:12:29.625 --> 00:12:30.916
Thank you, Mummy.

265
00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:33.458
There you are, my beautiful boy.

266
00:12:48.833 --> 00:12:51.916
I've got, um, extra, if you're hungry.

267
00:12:53.208 --> 00:12:55.333
We don't want it, do we, Tibby? No.

268
00:12:57.791 --> 00:12:59.666
That's not organic, is it?

269
00:13:03.083 --> 00:13:05.541
Do you want to take
your delicious sandwich and go and play?

270
00:13:06.791 --> 00:13:07.791
Over there?

271
00:13:08.333 --> 00:13:09.291
Ah!

272
00:13:10.708 --> 00:13:11.625
Ben?

273
00:13:12.208 --> 00:13:14.166
Want to go and play?

274
00:13:22.750 --> 00:13:25.083
Turn you around here.

275
00:13:26.041 --> 00:13:27.874
There we go.

276
00:13:27.875 --> 00:13:29.916
Oh, yes!

277
00:13:38.791 --> 00:13:40.166
We've got the same jumper.

278
00:13:40.750 --> 00:13:42.875
My nanna made my one.

279
00:13:45.541 --> 00:13:46.625
What's your name?

280
00:13:47.375 --> 00:13:48.875
Here you are, darling.

281
00:13:49.916 --> 00:13:50.916
Good boy.

282
00:13:51.666 --> 00:13:53.500
Please can I have a bite?

283
00:13:57.583 --> 00:13:58.625
Bite.

284
00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:08.500
Don't tell Mummy.

285
00:14:09.500 --> 00:14:11.040
Uh, Mr. Cheshire?

286
00:14:11.041 --> 00:14:13.000
- Here. Yes, here.
- Yeah.

287
00:14:14.500 --> 00:14:18.457
Hi. Uh, so, uh, June is out of surgery.

288
00:14:18.458 --> 00:14:19.707
- Is she all right?
- How is she?

289
00:14:19.708 --> 00:14:21.040
Yeah, she's in recovery.

290
00:14:21.041 --> 00:14:24.375
She... she wanted to know
if it was still snowing outside.

291
00:14:28.750 --> 00:14:31.249
- So, if you go through those doors...
- Yeah.

292
00:14:31.250 --> 00:14:34.332
...it's second on the left. Dr. Khal
and Dr. Titford will be waiting for you.

293
00:14:34.333 --> 00:14:35.290
- Right.
- Okay.

294
00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:38.499
Oh, now, would you two boys like
to come and see my pet fish?

295
00:14:38.500 --> 00:14:40.665
- Oh, wow!
- And have a Christmas chocolate?

296
00:14:40.666 --> 00:14:42.457
- Yes, please.
- A chocolate, darling?

297
00:14:42.458 --> 00:14:43.666
- Just one.
- Okay.

298
00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:49.665
We'll come back down and bring you up
to the second floor in a bit.

299
00:14:49.666 --> 00:14:51.540
- Okay, thanks.
- Thank you.

300
00:14:51.541 --> 00:14:53.208
- Uh-oh.
- Come on, Benji.

301
00:14:54.500 --> 00:14:56.750
- Where did you get that?
- Over there.

302
00:14:57.583 --> 00:14:59.749
- What, did you steal it?
- No.

303
00:14:59.750 --> 00:15:02.165
I found it. Finders keepers.

304
00:15:02.166 --> 00:15:04.957
- Are you six years old?
- Wh... what?

305
00:15:04.958 --> 00:15:08.165
- It's a hospital, Dad.
- Well, this is health and safety here!

306
00:15:08.166 --> 00:15:09.749
- Fuck's sake.
- It's a hospital.

307
00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:11.999
- Look at that fish. It's got...
- It's over here.

308
00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:13.499
- ...really big eyes.
- That big one.

309
00:15:13.500 --> 00:15:15.040
<i>We discussed your mother's case</i>

310
00:15:15.041 --> 00:15:17.665
<i>in our multidisciplinary team meeting
this morning,</i>

311
00:15:17.666 --> 00:15:19.832
and we need to inform you

312
00:15:19.833 --> 00:15:23.500
that June's cancer has rapidly progressed.

313
00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:28.082
Um... Dr. Khal can speak
to this morning's procedure,

314
00:15:28.083 --> 00:15:30.624
but, very unfortunately,

315
00:15:30.625 --> 00:15:33.333
the last round of chemo
wasn't as effective as we'd hoped.

316
00:15:34.083 --> 00:15:38.915
The, um, CT scan results show
that the cancer has now spread

317
00:15:38.916 --> 00:15:42.166
through her abdomen and pelvis.

318
00:15:43.625 --> 00:15:46.790
I'm sorry, uh... to say.

319
00:15:46.791 --> 00:15:48.583
Uh, Simon.

320
00:15:50.041 --> 00:15:52.957
Oh... uh, yeah. Well, uh, I'm Simon Khal.

321
00:15:52.958 --> 00:15:54.624
Thank you all for being here.

322
00:15:54.625 --> 00:15:55.999
- So we were able...
- "Simon Cowell"?

323
00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.832
...to successfully remove
the fluid from her lungs,

324
00:15:58.833 --> 00:16:01.165
which is why she was struggling
to breathe.

325
00:16:01.166 --> 00:16:03.999
But we need to make you aware that
the size of the mass in her abdomen

326
00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:07.374
has increased significantly,
and it's now blocking her bowel,

327
00:16:07.375 --> 00:16:11.290
and we don't think that an operation
to fix that is in her best interest.

328
00:16:11.291 --> 00:16:13.999
As you know, she's frail,
and even if we could give her a stoma bag,

329
00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:15.999
it's unlikely she'd survive the operation,

330
00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:19.290
and more chemotherapy
would be too much for her.

331
00:16:19.291 --> 00:16:23.208
I'm sorry to say that, in our opinion,

332
00:16:23.708 --> 00:16:26.291
there's no more treatment
that we can offer June.

333
00:16:27.333 --> 00:16:28.832
Given she can no longer use her bowel,

334
00:16:28.833 --> 00:16:30.540
our focus now is
on keeping her comfortable

335
00:16:30.541 --> 00:16:33.083
and giving her
the best supportive care we can.

336
00:16:34.375 --> 00:16:36.958
It's been, what,
nearly three years now, hasn't it?

337
00:16:37.458 --> 00:16:39.000
She's put up quite the fight.

338
00:16:40.541 --> 00:16:43.957
I know what Simon is saying is a lot...

339
00:16:43.958 --> 00:16:45.958
It's a lot to take in, but, um...

340
00:16:46.458 --> 00:16:51.582
Um... Ahem. In practical terms, we'd like
to keep June here for a night or two

341
00:16:51.583 --> 00:16:53.374
to make sure her lungs are clear.

342
00:16:53.375 --> 00:16:54.499
Um...

343
00:16:54.500 --> 00:16:59.458
Which will not only make our June
more comfortable but a lot less anxious.

344
00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.040
You know what would
make me less anxious, David,

345
00:17:03.041 --> 00:17:04.999
is if you just stopped clicking
that fucking pen.

346
00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:07.415
Oh. Apologies, sorry.

347
00:17:07.416 --> 00:17:09.666
She's not your June. She's our June.

348
00:17:10.208 --> 00:17:11.165
- She's our June.
- Sorry.

349
00:17:11.166 --> 00:17:12.540
Sorry. So, just...

350
00:17:12.541 --> 00:17:14.207
just so I can understand,

351
00:17:14.208 --> 00:17:17.457
are we talking like...
like a... countdown now?

352
00:17:17.458 --> 00:17:19.207
- What are you saying?
- Well...

353
00:17:19.208 --> 00:17:22.249
We really don't like
to throw around estimates, really.

354
00:17:22.250 --> 00:17:25.415
But that's what we need, an estimate.
Are we talking months?

355
00:17:25.416 --> 00:17:28.499
'Cause, you know, if... our mum's gonna die,

356
00:17:28.500 --> 00:17:31.457
I wanna know how long
she's gonna live for.

357
00:17:31.458 --> 00:17:33.374
Well, let's stay optimistic and...

358
00:17:33.375 --> 00:17:36.750
and hope that she can make it
through to Christmas.

359
00:17:37.250 --> 00:17:40.750
- Although even that is unlikely, given--
- That's two weeks away.

360
00:17:42.583 --> 00:17:45.165
Dr. Titford, if you click
that fucking pen one more time,

361
00:17:45.166 --> 00:17:47.790
I will literally punch your cock
off your body.

362
00:17:47.791 --> 00:17:49.374
I am sorry. Sorry.

363
00:17:49.375 --> 00:17:51.415
- Okay?
- Steady on there.

364
00:17:51.416 --> 00:17:52.499
- Steady on, Mol.
- Shh!

365
00:17:52.500 --> 00:17:54.750
- Force of habit.
- Just, please, just...

366
00:17:55.500 --> 00:17:57.791
Let's just take a minute.

367
00:17:59.291 --> 00:18:01.333
Just need a minute.

368
00:18:02.208 --> 00:18:03.832
- Sure.
- It's a lot to...

369
00:18:03.833 --> 00:18:05.499
...to take in.

370
00:18:05.500 --> 00:18:07.540
Maybe you can just give us a sec.

371
00:18:07.541 --> 00:18:11.583
- Of course we can.
- Absolutely. Um, we... we'll leave you. Um...

372
00:18:12.375 --> 00:18:15.540
Anything you need, we'll be right outside,
if you need anything.

373
00:18:15.541 --> 00:18:17.707
Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Doc. Yeah. Uh...

374
00:18:17.708 --> 00:18:18.832
Thank you. Thank you, Doc.

375
00:18:18.833 --> 00:18:22.166
- Here, your real name really Simon Cowell?
- That's a yes from me.

376
00:18:23.500 --> 00:18:26.499
Dad, don't thank Dr. Titfuck
like you won the fucking lottery.

377
00:18:26.500 --> 00:18:28.582
- He's a fucking wanker.
- Hey, whoa. What?

378
00:18:28.583 --> 00:18:31.290
- He's a wanker! A fucking wanker!
- Keep your voice down.

379
00:18:31.291 --> 00:18:33.332
Why? I don't care if he fucking hears me.

380
00:18:33.333 --> 00:18:36.832
Mum begged him to have that last round
of chemo. She shouldn't have had it.

381
00:18:36.833 --> 00:18:39.165
Now she can't have surgery
that would save her life.

382
00:18:39.166 --> 00:18:41.332
Keep your voice down, please, Molly.

383
00:18:41.333 --> 00:18:44.165
And you can't send her
on some posh fucking holiday, Julia.

384
00:18:44.166 --> 00:18:46.000
There's nothing left to pay for now,
is there?

385
00:18:47.458 --> 00:18:50.875
Okay, that's actually a bit unfair because

386
00:18:51.666 --> 00:18:54.707
I've been really supportive, Molly,

387
00:18:54.708 --> 00:18:56.124
and I've been very kind.

388
00:18:56.125 --> 00:18:58.207
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't... Look...
- And very, very calm.

389
00:18:58.208 --> 00:19:01.540
- That's just a little bit much.
- Don't fucking kick off again, you two.

390
00:19:01.541 --> 00:19:05.165
- You're endlessly fucking at each other.
- Okay, stop. Just stop it.

391
00:19:05.166 --> 00:19:07.290
- Yes, it's ridiculous, Molly.
- It is!

392
00:19:07.291 --> 00:19:09.249
- Stop being so aggressive.
- You stop it.

393
00:19:09.250 --> 00:19:12.957
- It's not the time to blame people.
- I'm not aggressive. Stop talking.

394
00:19:12.958 --> 00:19:14.749
- I'm not blaming.
- I knew this would happen.

395
00:19:14.750 --> 00:19:16.249
I knew this would happen. Piss off.

396
00:19:16.250 --> 00:19:18.957
- I knew this was gonna happen. I really--
- Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

397
00:19:18.958 --> 00:19:20.166
Stop it! Stop!

398
00:19:22.958 --> 00:19:26.000
Look, I'm gonna go
and check on our dying mother

399
00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:28.290
if anyone would care to join me.

400
00:19:28.291 --> 00:19:29.749
You two need to sort your shit out.

401
00:19:29.750 --> 00:19:32.082
- Look, Connor. Con.
- Love, I'm watching you.

402
00:19:32.083 --> 00:19:33.540
- You got that?
- Shut up!

403
00:19:33.541 --> 00:19:36.125
- Shut up, Dad.
- Fucking pair of you.

404
00:19:42.041 --> 00:19:43.458
Well, I can't...

405
00:19:47.583 --> 00:19:50.916
<i>Second floor. Doors opening.</i>

406
00:19:58.541 --> 00:19:59.916
<i>...nach Bristol.</i>

407
00:20:03.458 --> 00:20:04.541
All right.

408
00:20:09.625 --> 00:20:11.000
Follow me to...

409
00:20:12.625 --> 00:20:14.666
- Yeah!
- Shall we go and see Nanna, darling?

410
00:20:16.458 --> 00:20:19.625
- Nanna.
- Nanna. Yeah.

411
00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:25.707
Okay, so this is June's room.

412
00:20:25.708 --> 00:20:29.499
She's very tired after the operation
and still a bit drowsy.

413
00:20:29.500 --> 00:20:31.499
She's unlikely to remember
everything you say,

414
00:20:31.500 --> 00:20:34.707
so best to keep things simple for now.

415
00:20:34.708 --> 00:20:38.083
There's a buzzer by her bed,
and I'm just down the hall if you need me.

416
00:20:38.583 --> 00:20:40.665
All right. Thanks.

417
00:20:40.666 --> 00:20:42.916
Thanks, mate. Thank you.

418
00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.041
All right.

419
00:20:56.666 --> 00:20:57.666
June?

420
00:20:59.041 --> 00:20:59.958
Junie?

421
00:21:02.500 --> 00:21:03.499
Hmm?

422
00:21:03.500 --> 00:21:05.957
- Are you all right?
- Oh, Bernard. Oh, Bernard.

423
00:21:05.958 --> 00:21:07.457
I'm trying to get <i>Bake Off,</i>

424
00:21:07.458 --> 00:21:09.915
and the lady said
I was to press this button.

425
00:21:09.916 --> 00:21:13.040
- When I did it, it just went all black.
- Oh, I'll see what I can do.

426
00:21:13.041 --> 00:21:15.665
I can't make any promises.

427
00:21:15.666 --> 00:21:17.208
Thanks, Bern.

428
00:21:18.250 --> 00:21:20.000
- Hi, Mummy.
- Hi.

429
00:21:21.041 --> 00:21:22.582
Hi, Mummy.

430
00:21:22.583 --> 00:21:24.499
- Oh!
- Mummy.

431
00:21:24.500 --> 00:21:26.540
Oh, Julia,
you shouldn't have come, darling.

432
00:21:26.541 --> 00:21:29.040
- You've got work.
- Of course I'd come.

433
00:21:29.041 --> 00:21:31.332
Come and see Nanna, aren't we?

434
00:21:31.333 --> 00:21:33.665
Be careful, darling,
because my throat really hurts.

435
00:21:33.666 --> 00:21:35.832
- I mean, all of this area.
- Oh, all right.

436
00:21:35.833 --> 00:21:37.957
We're being careful, aren't we? Yeah.

437
00:21:37.958 --> 00:21:39.124
Mmm.

438
00:21:39.125 --> 00:21:40.332
Aww.

439
00:21:40.333 --> 00:21:44.374
Look at you
in your lovely matching sweaters.

440
00:21:44.375 --> 00:21:47.207
- Don't you look sweet?
- Hi, Mum.

441
00:21:47.208 --> 00:21:50.874
Both my gorgeous daughters.

442
00:21:50.875 --> 00:21:51.832
Hmm.

443
00:21:51.833 --> 00:21:55.874
- How are you feeling, Mum?
- Mmm, well, you know. I'm a bit...

444
00:21:55.875 --> 00:21:58.290
I'm a bit sore, but, I... I'm okay.

445
00:21:58.291 --> 00:22:01.666
I've been locked in this room,
I feel like, for days.

446
00:22:02.500 --> 00:22:04.457
Mummy'll give you a little snack.

447
00:22:04.458 --> 00:22:07.999
- The male nurses are so lovely.
- Give one to Tibalt.

448
00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:10.707
But the women, oh, they're really grumpy.

449
00:22:10.708 --> 00:22:12.582
They all come round in different ways.

450
00:22:12.583 --> 00:22:14.707
She'll be fine in a little bit.

451
00:22:14.708 --> 00:22:17.375
- I'm Nancy, by the way.
- I heard that.

452
00:22:18.125 --> 00:22:21.457
God, darling, do you know,
this morning was absolutely terrifying.

453
00:22:21.458 --> 00:22:25.957
I woke up, and I felt like I was breathing
through this thin red straw, and...

454
00:22:25.958 --> 00:22:29.540
and so I went downstairs,
and I was... What was I doing?

455
00:22:29.541 --> 00:22:32.124
Making myself a cup of tea in the kitchen.

456
00:22:32.125 --> 00:22:35.832
And, uh, then...
then I felt like I was drowning.

457
00:22:35.833 --> 00:22:37.957
It was horrible,
and then it all went black.

458
00:22:37.958 --> 00:22:40.958
- That's terrifying.
- It wasn't very nice, no.

459
00:22:42.125 --> 00:22:44.375
- Can I have a cuddle with the baby?
- Oh, yes.

460
00:22:44.875 --> 00:22:46.665
Course you can.

461
00:22:46.666 --> 00:22:48.499
Mum, be careful. Careful.

462
00:22:48.500 --> 00:22:49.874
- Oof.
- Careful, careful.

463
00:22:49.875 --> 00:22:51.249
- It's Nanna!
- Oh!

464
00:22:51.250 --> 00:22:53.000
Baby June.

465
00:22:53.541 --> 00:22:55.457
There you are.

466
00:22:55.458 --> 00:22:57.791
You are gorgeous.

467
00:22:58.375 --> 00:23:01.291
Oh! I think she looks
more like me every day.

468
00:23:02.375 --> 00:23:05.375
It's lucky she hasn't got your chin,
isn't it, Molly? Hmm?

469
00:23:09.083 --> 00:23:11.458
Hmm. Where's Con?

470
00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:13.540
- Right here, Mum.
- Darling.

471
00:23:13.541 --> 00:23:16.040
I'm sure you told them all
to come, didn't you?

472
00:23:16.041 --> 00:23:17.583
- Course I did.
- Mmm.

473
00:23:19.458 --> 00:23:21.707
That reminds me.

474
00:23:21.708 --> 00:23:23.208
What's that, Mum?

475
00:23:23.833 --> 00:23:27.124
When I woke up this morning,
I saw the birds outside the window,

476
00:23:27.125 --> 00:23:31.374
and I thought,
why don't we have goose for Christmas?

477
00:23:31.375 --> 00:23:34.125
What do you think, Con? Shall we?

478
00:23:34.958 --> 00:23:38.249
- Yeah. Yeah, let's... We'll do a goose.
- Yeah.

479
00:23:38.250 --> 00:23:42.499
- That's a brilliant... brilliant plan.
- You know turkey... turkey's very boring.

480
00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:44.082
- It's always very dry, isn't it?
- Yeah.

481
00:23:44.083 --> 00:23:45.957
- Goose is a great idea, Mum.
- Juicy.

482
00:23:45.958 --> 00:23:48.582
- We've had turkey every year.
- We should order one from Butler's.

483
00:23:48.583 --> 00:23:50.290
They'll give you a discount if you smile.

484
00:23:50.291 --> 00:23:51.666
I've always liked a cheap bird.

485
00:23:52.666 --> 00:23:54.207
- Oof.
- Dad!

486
00:23:54.208 --> 00:23:55.790
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Careful.

487
00:23:55.791 --> 00:23:57.749
- Careful.
- Don't make me laugh, Bern.

488
00:23:57.750 --> 00:23:59.499
Don't laugh too hard.

489
00:23:59.500 --> 00:24:02.625
Fuck. Oh shit, oh shit.

490
00:24:05.208 --> 00:24:06.250
Give me that.

491
00:24:08.750 --> 00:24:10.541
Silly old Grandad.

492
00:24:12.083 --> 00:24:14.957
<i>Try and see your family not as anger</i>

493
00:24:14.958 --> 00:24:17.458
<i>or a disturbance to your energy,</i>

494
00:24:17.958 --> 00:24:20.625
<i>but as a separate energy altogether.</i>

495
00:24:21.458 --> 00:24:23.250
<i>Stay neutral.</i>

496
00:24:23.750 --> 00:24:26.290
<i>Breathe into your heart space.</i>

497
00:24:26.291 --> 00:24:27.707
Hi, I'm Jenny.

498
00:24:27.708 --> 00:24:29.249
- It's nice to meet you.
- I'm Patrick.

499
00:24:29.250 --> 00:24:30.374
- Um, Connor.
- Hi. Jenny.

500
00:24:30.375 --> 00:24:31.874
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hello.

501
00:24:31.875 --> 00:24:32.915
- Hello.
- Patrick.

502
00:24:32.916 --> 00:24:34.332
- Connor.
- Lovely to meet you.

503
00:24:34.333 --> 00:24:36.832
- Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.
- Lovely to meet you.

504
00:24:36.833 --> 00:24:38.415
- We're the palliative care team.
- From...

505
00:24:38.416 --> 00:24:40.208
Yes, it says that on your thingies.

506
00:24:40.791 --> 00:24:43.291
- Oh yeah, so it does, yeah. Course.
- Silly me.

507
00:24:43.791 --> 00:24:45.332
So what we'd like to talk about--

508
00:24:45.333 --> 00:24:48.791
Actually, could you just stop talking
for a second?

509
00:24:50.333 --> 00:24:53.041
I just wanna figure out
what I need to say here.

510
00:24:54.125 --> 00:24:59.415
Look, I know that your job
is to help people die. Nobody says it.

511
00:24:59.416 --> 00:25:02.958
It doesn't say it on the leaflets,
but that is ultimately your job, isn't it?

512
00:25:04.750 --> 00:25:06.250
Here's what's gonna happen.

513
00:25:06.916 --> 00:25:10.375
We are going to take my mother home
as soon as possible.

514
00:25:11.666 --> 00:25:13.582
So you're not gonna
get to sit stroking her hand

515
00:25:13.583 --> 00:25:15.750
while slowly killing her with opiates

516
00:25:16.250 --> 00:25:19.665
or counsel us
through the toughest days of our life.

517
00:25:19.666 --> 00:25:21.249
Uh... uh... Our life?

518
00:25:21.250 --> 00:25:22.915
Her life. Her life, of course.

519
00:25:22.916 --> 00:25:24.624
- What you can do--
- Can I just say--

520
00:25:24.625 --> 00:25:26.125
No, you can't, Patrick. Sorry.

521
00:25:27.250 --> 00:25:31.207
What... what you can do
is make sure that everything is in place

522
00:25:31.208 --> 00:25:33.040
so that we can take her home tomorrow.

523
00:25:33.041 --> 00:25:35.082
- Um... Mols, just...
- Yeah?

524
00:25:35.083 --> 00:25:36.915
- Yeah?
- I think...

525
00:25:36.916 --> 00:25:40.124
Well, our mother's a really clever woman.

526
00:25:40.125 --> 00:25:42.457
- And, like, she knows her own mind.
- Yeah.

527
00:25:42.458 --> 00:25:45.749
She does. She... she...
she knows what she does and doesn't want.

528
00:25:45.750 --> 00:25:47.457
- Yeah.
- Our mother's a really clever woman.

529
00:25:47.458 --> 00:25:50.499
She knows her own mind.
She knows what she does and doesn't want.

530
00:25:50.500 --> 00:25:54.249
And even if she is aware of her situation,

531
00:25:54.250 --> 00:25:57.665
she may have consciously made a decision
just to ignore it.

532
00:25:57.666 --> 00:25:58.750
Denial.

533
00:26:00.083 --> 00:26:01.708
Powerful survival tool.

534
00:26:03.083 --> 00:26:05.249
I'm so sorry.
It's been a really challenging day.

535
00:26:05.250 --> 00:26:06.207
- We haven't...
- We...

536
00:26:06.208 --> 00:26:08.833
- One more thing--
- If you can forgive my sister...

537
00:26:13.416 --> 00:26:15.124
My mother will most certainly...

538
00:26:15.125 --> 00:26:18.832
I know because I spend,
next to Connor, most time with her.

539
00:26:18.833 --> 00:26:22.416
My mother will most certainly not want
to go into hospice.

540
00:26:24.333 --> 00:26:26.415
So don't even think
about bringing hospice up, okay?

541
00:26:26.416 --> 00:26:27.540
- Ignore it.
- Right.

542
00:26:27.541 --> 00:26:30.957
Um, that's what she chose
in her advanced care plan.

543
00:26:30.958 --> 00:26:32.790
- And with it being Christmas...
- What?

544
00:26:32.791 --> 00:26:34.540
...the hospices are overcrowded anyway.

545
00:26:34.541 --> 00:26:37.082
- So we--
- Sorry, wait. What advanced care plan?

546
00:26:37.083 --> 00:26:40.458
Yes, we met her here a few weeks ago
and discussed it.

547
00:26:41.375 --> 00:26:43.415
We... Sorry, we thought you'd be aware.

548
00:26:43.416 --> 00:26:45.499
- So what was discussed?
- What? Advanced care plan?

549
00:26:45.500 --> 00:26:47.124
- When...
- Where's she fucking advancing to?

550
00:26:47.125 --> 00:26:48.582
- Wait. One at a time, you two.
- Did...

551
00:26:48.583 --> 00:26:50.582
Stop it. Uh... Sorry.

552
00:26:50.583 --> 00:26:52.415
What... what was discussed?

553
00:26:52.416 --> 00:26:55.875
- So our job is to set out all the options.
- Well, you've done that.

554
00:26:57.416 --> 00:26:58.625
So you can go now.

555
00:27:01.375 --> 00:27:02.374
I'm so sorry.

556
00:27:02.375 --> 00:27:03.666
Thank you!

557
00:27:04.166 --> 00:27:07.124
Oh, my yoga mat.
Shit. Wait, I forgot my mat!

558
00:27:07.125 --> 00:27:09.000
Stop, stop! Sorry.

559
00:27:12.250 --> 00:27:13.333
Thank you.

560
00:27:18.250 --> 00:27:19.583
Hello!

561
00:27:25.458 --> 00:27:28.040
- Have some. Want some, no? Fancy it?
- Yes!

562
00:27:28.041 --> 00:27:30.958
Go on. Here you are, then.
Try that, then. Here.

563
00:27:33.958 --> 00:27:36.041
There you are. All right.

564
00:27:42.416 --> 00:27:43.457
<i>Second floor.</i>

565
00:27:43.458 --> 00:27:45.374
Squares. These are called applications.

566
00:27:45.375 --> 00:27:46.458
- Yeah. Uh...
- Okay?

567
00:27:47.791 --> 00:27:51.207
What was all that white stuff
coming down outside?

568
00:27:51.208 --> 00:27:53.082
Hi. Hi, everyone.

569
00:27:53.083 --> 00:27:54.582
- Oh, Hels.
- I'm here.

570
00:27:54.583 --> 00:27:55.540
Oh!

571
00:27:55.541 --> 00:27:59.249
- Hey! Hels Bells!
- You made it! Well done.

572
00:27:59.250 --> 00:28:03.249
- Oh, Mummy. Oh, you're breathing.
- Brilliant. You're here. Wow, wow.

573
00:28:03.250 --> 00:28:06.374
Oh, God, you look amazing.
Your skin's, like, iridescent.

574
00:28:06.375 --> 00:28:08.124
- Hmm.
- I brought you these.

575
00:28:08.125 --> 00:28:09.582
I'll just... Is that all right?

576
00:28:09.583 --> 00:28:12.874
- How did you get here, darling?
- Oh, I just hopped on a plane.

577
00:28:12.875 --> 00:28:14.707
You know, I told you, never wear yellow.

578
00:28:14.708 --> 00:28:17.207
- 'Cause it doesn't suit you, darling.
- Oh my God!

579
00:28:17.208 --> 00:28:18.374
- Mmm.
- Mwah!

580
00:28:18.375 --> 00:28:21.457
- It's lovely to see you anyway.
- So nice to see you, yeah.

581
00:28:21.458 --> 00:28:22.749
Can't believe I'm here!

582
00:28:22.750 --> 00:28:23.915
God! Was the flight okay?

583
00:28:23.916 --> 00:28:25.832
- Yeah, so easy, yeah.
- Oh, great.

584
00:28:25.833 --> 00:28:28.332
- It was all fine.
- Put on a few extra inches.

585
00:28:28.333 --> 00:28:29.874
You're startin' to look like me!

586
00:28:29.875 --> 00:28:32.124
- Oh yeah. Um...
- Oh my God.

587
00:28:32.125 --> 00:28:33.582
- Guys...
- Oh my God!

588
00:28:33.583 --> 00:28:35.665
- Fuck off.
- Yay!

589
00:28:35.666 --> 00:28:37.124
- What? What the fuck?
- Are you okay?

590
00:28:37.125 --> 00:28:38.415
- Holy shit!
- Oh my God!

591
00:28:38.416 --> 00:28:40.165
- Aaah!
- Congratulations!

592
00:28:40.166 --> 00:28:41.915
- Thank you!
- Fucking hell.

593
00:28:41.916 --> 00:28:44.249
- Thank you! I know, I know!
- Oh my God, Mum!

594
00:28:44.250 --> 00:28:45.790
That was a fucking surprise.

595
00:28:45.791 --> 00:28:48.082
I was waiting to tell everyone
at Christmas in person.

596
00:28:48.083 --> 00:28:49.165
- But here I am.
- What--

597
00:28:49.166 --> 00:28:50.332
- Here we are.
- Shit.

598
00:28:50.333 --> 00:28:51.457
- Look, Mummy.
- Oh, darling.

599
00:28:51.458 --> 00:28:53.540
- I can't--
- A nice little squidgy grandbaby for you.

600
00:28:53.541 --> 00:28:55.582
Due on Easter Sunday. How lovely is that?

601
00:28:55.583 --> 00:28:58.207
- Give me a cuddle.
- I wanted to tell you before Christmas.

602
00:28:58.208 --> 00:29:01.624
- I can't believe this. I genuinely can't.
- What's the row about?

603
00:29:01.625 --> 00:29:03.332
- Are you all right?
- She's pregnant.

604
00:29:03.333 --> 00:29:06.707
- She's pregnant. Having a baby.
- Wash your ears out.

605
00:29:06.708 --> 00:29:09.040
- Oh.
- Oh! Look at you!

606
00:29:09.041 --> 00:29:10.790
You look amazing!

607
00:29:10.791 --> 00:29:12.875
You're so big now.

608
00:29:13.375 --> 00:29:14.499
- Do you remember me?
- No!

609
00:29:14.500 --> 00:29:15.957
Oh no!

610
00:29:15.958 --> 00:29:18.082
- Tibby.
- Oh, that's terrible.

611
00:29:18.083 --> 00:29:21.624
- Bagsy not telling Helen that Mum's dying.
- It's Auntie Hels!

612
00:29:21.625 --> 00:29:24.249
You do know me!
Oh my God, I've missed you so much.

613
00:29:24.250 --> 00:29:28.790
- So much!
- One, two, three, four, five... seven.

614
00:29:28.791 --> 00:29:30.415
Eight grandkids, June!

615
00:29:30.416 --> 00:29:33.915
Oh my God, look who it is! Hello, Ben!

616
00:29:33.916 --> 00:29:35.832
- Is Matt happy?
- Uh...

617
00:29:35.833 --> 00:29:37.040
Where is he? Is he coming?

618
00:29:37.041 --> 00:29:40.124
Yeah, he's, um...
he's at a silent retreat at the moment.

619
00:29:40.125 --> 00:29:41.874
- Aww.
- Helen's having a baby!

620
00:29:41.875 --> 00:29:44.082
Um, I think I'm just gonna... I'm gonna...

621
00:29:44.083 --> 00:29:46.165
Mum, I'm gonna see
if someone can fix the telly.

622
00:29:46.166 --> 00:29:47.582
- All right?
- You look well.

623
00:29:47.583 --> 00:29:49.875
No, I don't...
I don't want to know. I think...

624
00:29:50.791 --> 00:29:51.833
Fuck.

625
00:30:00.791 --> 00:30:03.083
Oh fuck.

626
00:30:13.125 --> 00:30:14.791
<i>Second floor.</i>

627
00:30:15.291 --> 00:30:16.833
<i>Doors opening.</i>

628
00:30:23.333 --> 00:30:24.958
<i>Doors closing.</i>

629
00:30:43.458 --> 00:30:45.832
Slow. Go slow. Hold my arm if you want to.

630
00:30:45.833 --> 00:30:48.000
- No!
- All right, okay. All right.

631
00:30:48.583 --> 00:30:50.083
- See!
- I've got it.

632
00:30:53.625 --> 00:30:55.165
<i>Fifth floor.</i>

633
00:30:55.166 --> 00:30:56.875
<i>Doors opening.</i>

634
00:31:18.458 --> 00:31:19.874
- So I...
- Bern?

635
00:31:19.875 --> 00:31:20.832
What?

636
00:31:20.833 --> 00:31:23.499
Isn't it time, maybe...
you know, they were all going?

637
00:31:23.500 --> 00:31:25.415
Yeah, yeah, all right.

638
00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.540
- All right.
- Okay.

639
00:31:26.541 --> 00:31:28.125
- Of course.
- That's a good idea.

640
00:31:32.875 --> 00:31:34.749
Come on, sweetie, come. Up we go.

641
00:31:34.750 --> 00:31:37.124
- Up we get. Good boy.
- Love you, Mum. Love you, Dad.

642
00:31:37.125 --> 00:31:38.875
- Bye, darling.
- Good boy.

643
00:31:58.916 --> 00:32:00.374
- Dad.
- You're gonna...

644
00:32:00.375 --> 00:32:02.915
- Bye-bye. Bye, Dad. I'll ring you.
- Bye.

645
00:32:02.916 --> 00:32:06.250
All right.
Come on, then, sweetie. Let's go.

646
00:32:12.041 --> 00:32:13.291
You all right, Junie?

647
00:32:42.333 --> 00:32:45.166
That's a big family, June.

648
00:32:46.458 --> 00:32:48.666
So lovely they can all be here for you.

649
00:32:49.541 --> 00:32:51.666
Mmm. It's unusual.

650
00:32:53.208 --> 00:32:57.291
It hasn't happened like that
for... I can't remember how long.

651
00:32:58.958 --> 00:33:00.375
Families.

652
00:33:07.750 --> 00:33:08.832
Yeah, well...

653
00:33:08.833 --> 00:33:10.166
Hi...

654
00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:13.333
Oh! There he is.

655
00:33:15.125 --> 00:33:17.291
- How you doing?
- I'm fine.

656
00:33:18.416 --> 00:33:19.583
How are you?

657
00:33:21.416 --> 00:33:22.416
Yeah.

658
00:33:23.875 --> 00:33:25.332
Better get Dad back.

659
00:33:25.333 --> 00:33:27.125
- Dad?
- Yeah?

660
00:33:27.875 --> 00:33:28.999
Dad!

661
00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:30.375
Hit him, will you?

662
00:33:31.708 --> 00:33:33.291
Mr. Cheshire?

663
00:33:33.916 --> 00:33:35.207
Mr. Cheshire?

664
00:33:35.208 --> 00:33:36.957
- All right...
- Ooh...

665
00:33:36.958 --> 00:33:40.707
- All right, love...
- It's, um... it's time to go home now.

666
00:33:40.708 --> 00:33:41.665
Oh.

667
00:33:41.666 --> 00:33:45.249
- Unbelievable.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh...

668
00:33:45.250 --> 00:33:47.208
- Love you, Mum.
- All right, my darling.

669
00:33:48.250 --> 00:33:50.124
- Love you.
- Careful. Yeah. Ow!

670
00:33:50.125 --> 00:33:51.791
She'll wear you out.

671
00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:54.416
- Night, darling.
- All right. Tallyho!

672
00:33:56.083 --> 00:33:57.916
Night night. Oh, thank you.

673
00:34:01.208 --> 00:34:02.416
Oh.

674
00:34:05.791 --> 00:34:07.958
Oh goodness.

675
00:34:08.500 --> 00:34:10.915
Do you want to talk about anything, June?

676
00:34:10.916 --> 00:34:12.541
Oh God, no.

677
00:34:13.083 --> 00:34:14.416
That's a relief.

678
00:34:18.833 --> 00:34:21.000
What's your name?
I'm sorry, I've forgotten.

679
00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:23.000
Angeli Ikande.

680
00:34:23.500 --> 00:34:24.875
- Angeli?
- Mm-hmm.

681
00:34:25.416 --> 00:34:27.915
My grandma had a dream

682
00:34:27.916 --> 00:34:30.624
and was told I was gonna be born,
apparently,

683
00:34:30.625 --> 00:34:32.083
so I was named Angel.

684
00:34:32.750 --> 00:34:35.250
- That's what it means.
- Angel.

685
00:34:36.625 --> 00:34:37.833
What a beautiful name.

686
00:34:39.041 --> 00:34:40.041
Thank you.

687
00:34:44.416 --> 00:34:46.791
- Good night, June.
- Good night.

688
00:34:48.041 --> 00:34:49.791
Buzzer's there if you need me.

689
00:35:13.125 --> 00:35:15.916
Don't... I won't do that here.

690
00:35:16.583 --> 00:35:18.749
- Oh crap.
- What?

691
00:35:18.750 --> 00:35:20.957
- The door's stuck. Fuck.
- Is it?

692
00:35:20.958 --> 00:35:24.124
- What is it? Oh. Oh.
- What's that noise? Oh fuck.

693
00:35:24.125 --> 00:35:26.957
- There's water coming from the ceiling.
- Oh fuck... Eh?

694
00:35:26.958 --> 00:35:28.832
There's water coming from the ceiling.

695
00:35:28.833 --> 00:35:32.040
- I'll put the lights on.
- No, don't touch the lights!

696
00:35:32.041 --> 00:35:34.207
- Fuck's sake.
- Not good, is it?

697
00:35:34.208 --> 00:35:36.000
- Oh.
- Oh, for God's sake.

698
00:35:36.958 --> 00:35:41.041
Um, you wanna get a...
get a flannel or something, Con?

699
00:35:46.666 --> 00:35:49.040
- I've got it.
- You left the tap on, Dad!

700
00:35:49.041 --> 00:35:50.375
I've never...

701
00:35:51.833 --> 00:35:54.540
I've never found a better culinary pairing

702
00:35:54.541 --> 00:35:56.707
than Guinness and pork scratchings, Con.

703
00:35:56.708 --> 00:35:58.165
- I... I never...
- Dad, shut up.

704
00:35:58.166 --> 00:35:59.832
- I can't hear what Helen's saying.
- What?

705
00:35:59.833 --> 00:36:01.040
Yep. Uh...

706
00:36:01.041 --> 00:36:02.165
Go...

707
00:36:02.166 --> 00:36:03.374
<i>- Okay.</i>
- Go on, Hels.

708
00:36:03.375 --> 00:36:06.374
<i>If Mum can't go home, she'll have
to stay at mine, and that's that.</i>

709
00:36:06.375 --> 00:36:09.708
- Do you mean to your house, Molly?
- <i>Of course. Who else's?</i>

710
00:36:11.708 --> 00:36:13.000
To stay with her?

711
00:36:13.500 --> 00:36:15.207
- Ask... ask her.
- <i>Yes, to stay with me.</i>

712
00:36:15.208 --> 00:36:19.582
And then Connor and you and Dad, Helen,
can stay with Julia.

713
00:36:19.583 --> 00:36:22.415
Yeah. Yeah, great, whatever. Yeah.

714
00:36:22.416 --> 00:36:24.957
Absolutely fine. That's a very good idea.

715
00:36:24.958 --> 00:36:26.832
- Plenty of room. Yeah.
- Okay, okay.

716
00:36:26.833 --> 00:36:27.915
- That's good.
- Yeah.

717
00:36:27.916 --> 00:36:30.249
<i>Oh my God.
How</i>... <i>how did this even happen?</i>

718
00:36:30.250 --> 00:36:32.207
Dad forgot to turn the taps off.

719
00:36:32.208 --> 00:36:34.040
No, I never. No, I never did.

720
00:36:34.041 --> 00:36:36.540
- Absolutely unbelievable.
- It is unbelievable.

721
00:36:36.541 --> 00:36:38.457
Mercury is in retrograde though.
You know that.

722
00:36:38.458 --> 00:36:39.957
Okay, moving on.

723
00:36:39.958 --> 00:36:41.624
- What if...
- What if...

724
00:36:41.625 --> 00:36:44.540
No, Mum's just gonna come
and stay at mine.

725
00:36:44.541 --> 00:36:46.040
No, no, what... what if...

726
00:36:46.041 --> 00:36:47.165
- Sorry, I...
- <i>No.</i>

727
00:36:47.166 --> 00:36:48.707
<i>- No.</i>
- I'm just gonna say this.

728
00:36:48.708 --> 00:36:50.749
- We have got the downstairs space.
<i>- No. No.</i>

729
00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:52.624
<i>- No!</i>
- With the en suite and underfloor heating.

730
00:36:52.625 --> 00:36:54.207
- So it's ve... very warm.
<i>- No.</i>

731
00:36:54.208 --> 00:36:55.207
<i>Really easy.</i>

732
00:36:55.208 --> 00:36:56.999
<i>- We can fit you in there as well, Dad.</i>
- Yeah.

733
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.624
- <i>That'd be nice. There's the TV.</i>
- Big telly. Fucking big telly.

734
00:37:00.625 --> 00:37:03.290
- It might just be a bit more...
- Yeah, that could work.

735
00:37:03.291 --> 00:37:04.374
<i>Go on, say it.</i>

736
00:37:04.375 --> 00:37:05.999
- <i>What?</i>
- Roomy.

737
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:08.165
- I fucking wasn't gonna say it.
- Okay. Okay.

738
00:37:08.166 --> 00:37:10.290
Maybe we can find
some kind of happy middle ground.

739
00:37:10.291 --> 00:37:12.624
There is no happy middle ground, Helen.

740
00:37:12.625 --> 00:37:15.082
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go now.
- Yeah.

741
00:37:15.083 --> 00:37:17.166
- Yeah.
- Connie, I'll call you back.

742
00:37:18.416 --> 00:37:19.583
- Jesus.
- Oh my God.

743
00:37:25.416 --> 00:37:27.457
- What are you doing?
- Just clearing the space.

744
00:37:27.458 --> 00:37:31.000
Because I don't think any of us are okay.
It's all a bit stressful.

745
00:37:31.833 --> 00:37:36.040
feel like there's this big ball of...
of red energy, and it's not good.

746
00:37:36.041 --> 00:37:38.290
We have to visualize
giving the ball a big hug

747
00:37:38.291 --> 00:37:41.416
and then just letting it go
off into the ether.

748
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:47.165
So I think...
I think you'll be comfortable at mine.

749
00:37:47.166 --> 00:37:49.249
I mean, Dad had
a really good sleep last night.

750
00:37:49.250 --> 00:37:51.124
- And there's a plan, I think...
- Yeah.

751
00:37:51.125 --> 00:37:53.040
...that we're all happy with,
so don't worry.

752
00:37:53.041 --> 00:37:55.499
It was definitely frozen pipes, Junie.

753
00:37:55.500 --> 00:37:57.875
I... I think it's that old plumbing,
you know.

754
00:37:58.375 --> 00:38:00.582
Do you know, I think I'll...

755
00:38:00.583 --> 00:38:02.916
I think I'll just stay here,
if that's all right.

756
00:38:04.291 --> 00:38:05.291
Hmm?

757
00:38:05.875 --> 00:38:07.166
If no one minds.

758
00:38:07.750 --> 00:38:08.999
I feel safe here, darling.

759
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:12.249
Well, that's great you feel safe, Mummy.
That's all that matters.

760
00:38:12.250 --> 00:38:13.499
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

761
00:38:13.500 --> 00:38:16.500
The team would probably think
that's wise too, June. Hmm.

762
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:18.415
Yeah, okay.

763
00:38:18.416 --> 00:38:21.290
Darling, anyway, you look exhausted.

764
00:38:21.291 --> 00:38:23.165
You've got too much work.

765
00:38:23.166 --> 00:38:25.541
- Hmm.
- You could do with a tan.

766
00:38:26.041 --> 00:38:27.125
Mmm. Yeah.

767
00:38:28.041 --> 00:38:31.832
Could you look after this for me, darling?
Look, it keeps slipping off.

768
00:38:31.833 --> 00:38:33.999
It's, um... I think my fingers have shrunk.

769
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:38.958
Is there anything more I can do for you,
anything to make you more comfortable?

770
00:38:39.458 --> 00:38:40.415
Um...

771
00:38:40.416 --> 00:38:43.124
June, do you remember
we were chatting this morning

772
00:38:43.125 --> 00:38:45.207
about the blood thinners
you've been having?

773
00:38:45.208 --> 00:38:47.999
- You wanted me to remind you.
- Yes, that's right. Uh...

774
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:51.207
I hate that needle in my tummy every day.

775
00:38:51.208 --> 00:38:52.499
I mean, what's that for?

776
00:38:52.500 --> 00:38:54.999
We don't want you
to have any more complications,

777
00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:57.707
and deep vein thrombosis
can be very nasty.

778
00:38:57.708 --> 00:38:59.875
I don't want those things now.

779
00:39:00.791 --> 00:39:03.790
I just wish I could go to the loo.
You know, I can't do that.

780
00:39:03.791 --> 00:39:05.915
- I'll have a chat with him.
- Ah. Yes.

781
00:39:05.916 --> 00:39:10.124
In that case, we will need you to sign
on a little dotted line, I'm afraid.

782
00:39:10.125 --> 00:39:12.707
Yeah, well, Jules can sign that for me,
can't you, darling?

783
00:39:12.708 --> 00:39:17.040
Hmm. Yes, of course. Well, look,
I'm very glad you decided to stay.

784
00:39:17.041 --> 00:39:19.290
I'll tell you what.
We could have a little chat.

785
00:39:19.291 --> 00:39:21.790
- And then I can maybe do those forms now?
- Yes.

786
00:39:21.791 --> 00:39:23.749
- I've got them in the office.
- Okay.

787
00:39:23.750 --> 00:39:26.415
- Toodle-oo. I'll pop back tomorrow.
- Bye, Doctor.

788
00:39:26.416 --> 00:39:29.082
- I'll be back in a sec.
- Yes.

789
00:39:29.083 --> 00:39:30.207
Dr. Titford...

790
00:39:30.208 --> 00:39:32.790
Maybe we can decorate the room
like it's... like it's home.

791
00:39:32.791 --> 00:39:34.540
- Sure.
- Get a Christmas tree.

792
00:39:34.541 --> 00:39:37.582
And put some nice tinsel up and stuff.
I mean, that'd be lovely.

793
00:39:37.583 --> 00:39:39.374
- I'd love that
- They're freezing.

794
00:39:39.375 --> 00:39:40.958
- Lovely idea.
- Yeah, nice, Hels.

795
00:39:46.583 --> 00:39:47.708
What are you doing?

796
00:39:49.541 --> 00:39:52.124
I'm just filling in this form.

797
00:39:52.125 --> 00:39:54.874
Mum doesn't want the blood thinner,
so I have to sign this thing.

798
00:39:54.875 --> 00:39:56.291
Why are you signing it?

799
00:39:56.791 --> 00:39:58.958
Because I've got power of attorney, Molly,
that's why.

800
00:40:00.416 --> 00:40:02.915
Oh my God,
what the fuck's that on your finger?

801
00:40:02.916 --> 00:40:05.125
Mum's ring. She asked me to look after it.

802
00:40:06.083 --> 00:40:09.040
- That's very nice of you, isn't it?
- She asked me to look after it.

803
00:40:09.041 --> 00:40:12.165
I'm not keeping it,
if that's what you're implying.

804
00:40:12.166 --> 00:40:16.249
- Well, then why did she give it to you?
- I don't know, because I was nearest.

805
00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:18.999
She's never gonna give it to Helen
to look after, is she?

806
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.458
Well, I'm here now,
so you can just give it to me.

807
00:40:25.375 --> 00:40:26.208
No.

808
00:40:27.458 --> 00:40:29.166
It doesn't matter who has it.

809
00:40:29.666 --> 00:40:32.375
She just wanted someone
to be responsible for it.

810
00:40:34.541 --> 00:40:36.665
Responsible. Yep, the aura of maturity.

811
00:40:36.666 --> 00:40:38.208
Shame we can't all have it. Um...

812
00:40:38.916 --> 00:40:42.082
I've drawn up a rota,
just for visiting hours.

813
00:40:42.083 --> 00:40:43.582
Obviously, Dad can come and go,

814
00:40:43.583 --> 00:40:45.874
but the rest of us
should stick to the timetable.

815
00:40:45.875 --> 00:40:48.290
Why... why does there have to be
a timetable?

816
00:40:48.291 --> 00:40:52.333
Maybe we should just ask Mum
what she wants.

817
00:40:53.041 --> 00:40:54.875
I'm doing this <i>for</i> Mum, Jules.

818
00:40:55.916 --> 00:40:57.375
I made it so you and I don't overlap.

819
00:40:58.208 --> 00:41:01.708
Please don't be difficult about it.
I'm just trying to make it nice for her.

820
00:41:16.791 --> 00:41:18.833
None of this stuff is important, you know.

821
00:41:20.041 --> 00:41:22.290
Dr. Titford said
that I have to sign this today.

822
00:41:22.291 --> 00:41:24.708
Yeah, I wasn't talking about the forms.

823
00:41:32.458 --> 00:41:34.040
Hi, Mum!

824
00:41:34.041 --> 00:41:36.332
- Nanna! Nanna, Nanna!
- Oh my goodness!

825
00:41:36.333 --> 00:41:38.249
- Look at this lot. Hello.
- Hello, June!

826
00:41:38.250 --> 00:41:39.582
Hello, everyone.

827
00:41:39.583 --> 00:41:43.499
- What have you got there?
- Hi, Nanna. My Advent calendar.

828
00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:47.499
- Your... Did you make this?
- I helped.

829
00:41:47.500 --> 00:41:49.415
Did you? Was it a team effort?

830
00:41:49.416 --> 00:41:51.582
Whee!

831
00:41:51.583 --> 00:41:53.583
One, two, three...

832
00:41:54.708 --> 00:41:56.375
- Sh. One sec.
- Shall we do that again, Ben?

833
00:41:58.083 --> 00:42:00.665
- I'm all right.
- The biggest bobble I've ever seen!

834
00:42:00.666 --> 00:42:02.582
- Louder!
- Hokey cokey?

835
00:42:02.583 --> 00:42:04.333
<i>Heads, shoulders, knees and toes</i>

836
00:42:07.958 --> 00:42:11.832
Oh, they've got... Look, little faces!
I love them.

837
00:42:11.833 --> 00:42:13.499
When are you coming home?

838
00:42:13.500 --> 00:42:15.624
Um, I will in the end.

839
00:42:15.625 --> 00:42:17.749
- <i>Knees and toes</i>
- Okay, you guys.

840
00:42:17.750 --> 00:42:19.832
Let's all go
and grab a hot chocolate, shall we?

841
00:42:19.833 --> 00:42:23.250
Don't play with that,
because that's Nanna's special thing.

842
00:42:24.416 --> 00:42:27.457
Yeah, Ben, hot chocolate.
Can we get marshmallows?

843
00:42:27.458 --> 00:42:29.750
- And whipped cream?
- Yeah!

844
00:42:33.041 --> 00:42:35.208
Oh, it's a lovely morning, June.

845
00:42:39.875 --> 00:42:42.708
Perhaps I'll bring you a tea?

846
00:43:01.333 --> 00:43:02.832
- ...in your face...
- Don't make it too flat.

847
00:43:02.833 --> 00:43:04.083
No, I won't.

848
00:43:11.625 --> 00:43:13.000
Hi.

849
00:43:26.375 --> 00:43:29.040
Bottle of wine.

850
00:43:29.041 --> 00:43:31.375
- It's not wine.
- Bottle of prosecco.

851
00:43:42.125 --> 00:43:45.416
"Dickens character visited by ghosts."

852
00:43:45.916 --> 00:43:47.249
- Go on?
- Scrooge.

853
00:43:47.250 --> 00:43:48.582
Yeah! Bloody hell!

854
00:43:48.583 --> 00:43:51.457
- You've seen... You looked at these!
- No, promise. No, no.

855
00:43:51.458 --> 00:43:54.624
I'm gonna do this one. Uh, seven across...

856
00:43:54.625 --> 00:43:57.291
- You all right, June?
- Uh, right, 11 down.

857
00:43:59.916 --> 00:44:02.000 line:5%
Nothing. Nothing.

858
00:44:16.958 --> 00:44:18.500
Benji would like that.

859
00:44:22.250 --> 00:44:24.166
- It's all right, Gran.
- Here.

860
00:44:30.916 --> 00:44:31.875
Oh!

861
00:44:35.416 --> 00:44:36.500 line:5%
Trick it. Try and trick it.

862
00:44:41.583 --> 00:44:42.583
Don't fuss, darling.

863
00:44:53.875 --> 00:44:57.083
- Cake. I love cake.
- Yeah!

864
00:44:58.125 --> 00:44:59.583
- I love cake.
- Yummy.

865
00:45:00.583 --> 00:45:03.374
- The trumpet!
- The trumpet! Well done!

866
00:45:03.375 --> 00:45:04.458
- Snap!
- Oh!

867
00:45:13.708 --> 00:45:15.749 line:5%
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

868
00:45:15.750 --> 00:45:17.707 line:5%
- And that'll take you forward.
- Yeah.

869
00:45:17.708 --> 00:45:20.582 line:5%
Same again on the right hand.

870
00:45:20.583 --> 00:45:21.750 line:5%
- All right?
- Oh, okay.

871
00:45:22.416 --> 00:45:24.916
- Okay, enjoy your adventure.
- Oh.

872
00:45:26.375 --> 00:45:28.416
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh, hey.

873
00:45:30.125 --> 00:45:32.583
- What's happening in there?
- Oh, um...

874
00:45:33.500 --> 00:45:37.790
He's too ill to tick off his bucket list,
so we had a little fundraiser

875
00:45:37.791 --> 00:45:39.832
and... got him one of those.

876
00:45:39.833 --> 00:45:41.665
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!

877
00:45:41.666 --> 00:45:44.249
- He's climbing Everest this morning.
- More? More?

878
00:45:44.250 --> 00:45:45.790
- Yes.
- Yes!

879
00:45:45.791 --> 00:45:48.875
Oh, it's wonderful.

880
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:55.000
Yeah!

881
00:45:56.875 --> 00:45:58.165
Bethlehem?

882
00:45:58.166 --> 00:46:01.332
We have to travel
all the way to Bethlehem?

883
00:46:01.333 --> 00:46:03.915
That's so far!

884
00:46:03.916 --> 00:46:06.040
And Mary is, well...

885
00:46:06.041 --> 00:46:08.166
well, she's about to have a baby!

886
00:46:46.416 --> 00:46:47.458
Connor.

887
00:46:59.875 --> 00:47:01.708
She loves you very much, you know.

888
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:08.666
I don't want her to die.

889
00:47:14.166 --> 00:47:15.916
My mum died in hospital.

890
00:47:16.958 --> 00:47:18.333
When I was eight.

891
00:47:19.666 --> 00:47:22.166
I wasn't there.
I was at school, so I missed it.

892
00:47:24.375 --> 00:47:28.291
All the grown-ups around me kept saying,
"She wasn't in any pain," and

893
00:47:29.416 --> 00:47:31.625
I'll always have a mum in my heart, and...

894
00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:35.166
and she is, she is in my heart, but...

895
00:47:36.958 --> 00:47:38.625
everything else they said was rubbish.

896
00:47:42.166 --> 00:47:44.375
They all told me that she was ready.

897
00:47:46.416 --> 00:47:47.916
But I'll never really know.

898
00:47:51.166 --> 00:47:55.291
It would've been easier
if I'd known when she was gonna go.

899
00:48:01.750 --> 00:48:03.875
That's why I...

900
00:48:05.083 --> 00:48:06.750
I make it my duty

901
00:48:07.625 --> 00:48:10.000
to make sure people get good goodbyes.

902
00:48:14.458 --> 00:48:15.750
That's all that matters.

903
00:48:48.875 --> 00:48:51.666
June, here you are.

904
00:48:53.958 --> 00:48:55.000
Thank you.

905
00:48:55.750 --> 00:48:57.041
Oh, disgusting.

906
00:48:59.958 --> 00:49:02.958
I feel so... undignified.

907
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:11.165
Everything's... such an effort.

908
00:49:11.166 --> 00:49:14.415
Well, June,
you're actually doing wonderfully.

909
00:49:14.416 --> 00:49:16.249
We've all been saying
what a trouper you are.

910
00:49:16.250 --> 00:49:18.374
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

911
00:49:18.375 --> 00:49:19.666
Oh, that's lovely.

912
00:49:20.166 --> 00:49:21.458
Thank you, darling.

913
00:49:25.458 --> 00:49:26.500
Oh?

914
00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:29.499
What's that? Is that... that Ray Charles?

915
00:49:29.500 --> 00:49:32.125
- You know what? I don't actually know.
- Oh.

916
00:49:32.666 --> 00:49:34.916
Oh. Maybe it's Sinatra?

917
00:49:35.708 --> 00:49:37.249
- That's it.
- Oh...

918
00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:40.457
No, no, it sounds...
sounds like Ray Charles.

919
00:49:40.458 --> 00:49:42.874
Okay, you stay standing for me, June.

920
00:49:42.875 --> 00:49:44.625
That's it.

921
00:49:45.125 --> 00:49:46.082
You all right?

922
00:49:46.083 --> 00:49:48.041
- Mmm.
- Okay.

923
00:49:52.791 --> 00:49:56.541
- Lovely.
- You know, I don't really like Sinatra.

924
00:49:57.166 --> 00:49:59.583
- Ready?
- Or Bob Dylan, actually.

925
00:50:00.750 --> 00:50:02.833
Or Picasso.

926
00:50:05.791 --> 00:50:06.791
Mmph.

927
00:50:08.791 --> 00:50:10.583
I mean, I've never admitted it.

928
00:50:11.083 --> 00:50:13.665
'Cause, you know, you can't really say
what you think.

929
00:50:13.666 --> 00:50:15.541
Can you?

930
00:50:16.041 --> 00:50:18.375
- Right. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.

931
00:50:20.291 --> 00:50:25.041
You know,
Bernie used to sing Ray Charles to me.

932
00:50:26.916 --> 00:50:29.000
Doesn't do that anymore.

933
00:50:34.083 --> 00:50:35.291
- Ready?
- Mmm.

934
00:50:37.625 --> 00:50:38.625
Come on.

935
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:42.625
Three, two, one.

936
00:50:59.708 --> 00:51:02.583
And how's the pain?
Do you want a top-up of the morph?

937
00:51:03.625 --> 00:51:06.666
Do you know, I think I will.

938
00:51:07.166 --> 00:51:09.790
Or do... do you think
I should wait till later?

939
00:51:09.791 --> 00:51:14.375
Well, I think you're very good
at being brave, June.

940
00:51:14.875 --> 00:51:18.166
But today doesn't need to be
the day for that.

941
00:51:20.458 --> 00:51:23.499
So why don't I get you a cup of tea
and some drugs,

942
00:51:23.500 --> 00:51:25.749
and we can watch a bit of <i>Bake Off?</i>

943
00:51:25.750 --> 00:51:28.375
- How does that sound?
- Sounds like bliss.

944
00:51:30.416 --> 00:51:32.124
- <i>Morning, Nadiya.</i>
- <i>Morning.</i>

945
00:51:32.125 --> 00:51:33.999
<i>- Nadiya, tell us...</i>
- Oh, I love her.

946
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:37.165
<i>So I'm doing a chocolate tart
with chocolate pastry,</i>

947
00:51:37.166 --> 00:51:40.165
<i>and then it's gonna have a layer
of salted caramel and peanut,</i>

948
00:51:40.166 --> 00:51:42.957
<i>and then a layer of chocolate mousse, and...</i>

949
00:51:42.958 --> 00:51:45.499
- How do you think they're doing?
- <i>Nadiya will make...</i>

950
00:51:45.500 --> 00:51:47.165
- Your lot?
- Mmm.

951
00:51:47.166 --> 00:51:49.165
- <i>... chocolate mousse...</i>
- Not too bad.

952
00:51:49.166 --> 00:51:52.374
<i>- ...and chocolate ganache.</i>
- Connor's a sweet soul, isn't he?

953
00:51:52.375 --> 00:51:54.832
- <i>Truffle and...</i>
- Yes, he is. He's wonderful.

954
00:51:54.833 --> 00:51:57.082
I mean,
the way he looks after me is wonderful.

955
00:51:57.083 --> 00:51:59.832
<i>I'm gonna use something
called tapioca maltodextrin...</i>

956
00:51:59.833 --> 00:52:02.541
I'm not sure
about how the girls are doing, June.

957
00:52:03.125 --> 00:52:04.041
Hard to say.

958
00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:10.582
<i>Oh, babe, you sure you can manage?</i>

959
00:52:10.583 --> 00:52:13.165
Yeah, yeah, no,
of course I can manage, darling.

960
00:52:13.166 --> 00:52:16.582
- Sorry. I'm just tired. Uh... sorry...
<i>- Sorry, I didn't hear what you said.</i>

961
00:52:16.583 --> 00:52:20.332
<i>There's a dodgy patch in the kitchen,
and you dropped out. What did you say?</i>

962
00:52:20.333 --> 00:52:21.583
It doesn't matter.

963
00:52:22.083 --> 00:52:24.000
It really doesn't matter. Don't worry.

964
00:52:30.583 --> 00:52:33.208
Fuck! Fucking thing.

965
00:52:39.791 --> 00:52:41.541
<i>Doors opening.</i>

966
00:52:48.625 --> 00:52:50.416
<i>Doors closing.</i>

967
00:52:52.833 --> 00:52:55.457
<i>Oh, and there's a big chance. Acapulco...</i>

968
00:52:55.458 --> 00:52:57.665
Oh fu... Oh, oh, look!

969
00:52:57.666 --> 00:53:01.249
- Look at Acapulco! Pass, you plonker!
- Sh!

970
00:53:01.250 --> 00:53:02.957
- Oh fuck! Oh, what was that?
- Dad!

971
00:53:02.958 --> 00:53:04.624
- Sh! Sh!
- Oh, you're stupid, mate! Stupid!

972
00:53:04.625 --> 00:53:07.082
You're a stupid fake, mate! Fuck!

973
00:53:07.083 --> 00:53:09.166
- Hi.
- Oh, hiya.

974
00:53:09.666 --> 00:53:11.915
How's, um... how's everyone doing?

975
00:53:11.916 --> 00:53:13.499
What the bloody hell's that?

976
00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:14.790
- A fridge?
- What's that?

977
00:53:14.791 --> 00:53:16.250
Yeah, yes, it is.

978
00:53:16.750 --> 00:53:19.666
You could've told me earlier.
I've been drinking warm ones all morning.

979
00:53:21.083 --> 00:53:23.915
I thought it would be useful
to keep things in

980
00:53:23.916 --> 00:53:25.457
for when you have visitors, Mum.

981
00:53:25.458 --> 00:53:28.083
You know,
wine and snacks and things, you know.

982
00:53:28.583 --> 00:53:29.833
Cheese and crackers.

983
00:53:30.416 --> 00:53:31.707
- Heineken.
- Gah!

984
00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:33.790
What? What was that?

985
00:53:33.791 --> 00:53:36.499
Oh fuck! Look, bloody...
I could've scored from there!

986
00:53:36.500 --> 00:53:38.499
A bloody toe could've scored from there!

987
00:53:38.500 --> 00:53:41.249 line:5%
- Dad, shut up.
- Darling, is that really necessary?

988
00:53:41.250 --> 00:53:44.540
I mean, no one's gon...
gonna be coming to see me

989
00:53:44.541 --> 00:53:47.624
because they'll be busy
with their Christmases, so...

990
00:53:47.625 --> 00:53:48.707
- Mummy.
- You know.

991
00:53:48.708 --> 00:53:51.665
So many people love you.
Of course they'll want to come.

992
00:53:51.666 --> 00:53:54.249
Heather and Derek from number 58
have said they'd love to pop in.

993
00:53:54.250 --> 00:53:57.250
No, no, no.
Please tell them not... not to bother.

994
00:53:57.750 --> 00:54:01.165
I'll be seeing them on Boxing Day
for drinks anyway, so...

995
00:54:01.166 --> 00:54:03.125
- <i>And that's one-nil...</i>
- Okay.

996
00:54:04.208 --> 00:54:05.665
Well, listen, I'm not stopping.

997
00:54:05.666 --> 00:54:06.624
I'll be back at seven.

998
00:54:06.625 --> 00:54:09.665
- When I've got the ravioli from Franco's.
- Can you take that off me, darling?

999
00:54:09.666 --> 00:54:12.416
- It's very heavy.
- Oh yes, horrible thing. All right.

1000
00:54:12.916 --> 00:54:14.999
Pass, you plonker! Oh!

1001
00:54:15.000 --> 00:54:17.541
- Give Franco my love, will you?
- Yeah.

1002
00:54:18.041 --> 00:54:21.374
- I always thought he was very dishy.
- Yeah, of course I will.

1003
00:54:21.375 --> 00:54:24.290
- All right, I'll see you later.
- Here, here, wait for me.

1004
00:54:24.291 --> 00:54:27.332
You can give me a lift to the offie
now we've got that fridge.

1005
00:54:27.333 --> 00:54:29.457
Yeah, make myself useful.

1006
00:54:29.458 --> 00:54:31.790
Right, grab my wheelchair there,
will you, Jules?

1007
00:54:31.791 --> 00:54:33.082
You are unbelievable.

1008
00:54:33.083 --> 00:54:35.374
- No, you can walk to the car, fatty.
- All right.

1009
00:54:35.375 --> 00:54:37.540
Well, I hope you've parked nearby.

1010
00:54:37.541 --> 00:54:40.249
We can get some fish and chips
on the way back, Jules.

1011
00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:43.250
- Fuck's sake. Come on, say bye to Mum.
- Kebab or something. All right.

1012
00:54:43.750 --> 00:54:46.040
- Bye, darling. See you in a bit.
- Come on.

1013
00:54:46.041 --> 00:54:47.582
All right!

1014
00:54:47.583 --> 00:54:49.999
- I'm a bit stiff from sitting down.
- Your coat, Dad.

1015
00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:52.500
- I've been there a long time.
- Still need it.

1016
00:55:06.208 --> 00:55:09.708
Read... to me, Con.

1017
00:55:12.416 --> 00:55:15.375
I'm not really good at reading out loud
to people, Mum.

1018
00:55:16.416 --> 00:55:18.791
Always makes me feel like
I'm gonna be sick.

1019
00:55:21.541 --> 00:55:25.583
This... is a good time to try.

1020
00:55:55.458 --> 00:55:59.125
<i>"If there are any heavens</i>

1021
00:56:00.166 --> 00:56:02.958
<i>My mother will</i>

1022
00:56:03.625 --> 00:56:07.750
<i>All by herself, have one</i>

1023
00:56:12.250 --> 00:56:15.000
<i>It will not be a pansy heaven</i>

1024
00:56:15.791 --> 00:56:21.083
<i>Nor a fragile heaven
Of... lilies of the valley</i>

1025
00:56:23.583 --> 00:56:25.833
<i>But it will be a heaven</i>

1026
00:56:26.375 --> 00:56:28.458
<i>Of black-red roses</i>

1027
00:56:35.833 --> 00:56:39.875
<i>My father will be deep like a rose</i>

1028
00:56:40.375 --> 00:56:41.958
<i>Tall like a rose..."</i>

1029
00:57:10.458 --> 00:57:11.708
How are we?

1030
00:57:12.875 --> 00:57:14.500
Yeah.

1031
00:57:15.500 --> 00:57:16.583
What does that mean?

1032
00:57:17.375 --> 00:57:18.250
You all right?

1033
00:57:19.541 --> 00:57:21.125
Where's Mum? Is she in the loo?

1034
00:57:43.500 --> 00:57:45.540
Oh, for fuck's sake,
she's been in there too long.

1035
00:57:45.541 --> 00:57:46.540
We should check on her.

1036
00:57:46.541 --> 00:57:47.666
- No...
- She could be dead!

1037
00:57:49.000 --> 00:57:50.833
You know she's really, um...

1038
00:57:51.791 --> 00:57:53.166
she's really weak.

1039
00:57:54.166 --> 00:57:56.250
You know that, don't you?

1040
00:57:58.375 --> 00:57:59.916
She's not good.

1041
00:58:04.333 --> 00:58:05.915
Okay, I mean, I can't bear it.

1042
00:58:05.916 --> 00:58:08.291
I'm just gonna check on her.
I'm just gonna do it.

1043
00:58:14.291 --> 00:58:15.333
Mummy?

1044
00:58:16.125 --> 00:58:17.708
Do you need a hand in there?

1045
00:58:20.333 --> 00:58:21.958
Oh my God, I'm just gonna go in.

1046
00:58:30.458 --> 00:58:32.375
Are you all right, Mum?

1047
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:39.416
Darling, why are you wearing yellow?
I told you, it really doesn't suit you.

1048
00:58:43.458 --> 00:58:44.583
Hmm.

1049
00:58:48.250 --> 00:58:50.415
Oh, no, no, don't hold my hand, darling.

1050
00:58:50.416 --> 00:58:52.082
You... your palms are all sweaty.

1051
00:58:52.083 --> 00:58:54.125
Oh. Sorry.

1052
00:58:59.916 --> 00:59:02.291
Matt isn't coming for Christmas, is he?

1053
00:59:05.791 --> 00:59:06.875
No.

1054
00:59:07.625 --> 00:59:10.166
He's... He can't. He can't come.

1055
00:59:11.875 --> 00:59:12.916
Hmm.

1056
00:59:18.333 --> 00:59:20.082
- Oh, my stomach.
- Oh God.

1057
00:59:20.083 --> 00:59:21.582
- My stomach hurts.
- Oh, Mummy.

1058
00:59:21.583 --> 00:59:23.082
- Could I have a...
- What, a nurse?

1059
00:59:23.083 --> 00:59:24.707
- No. No. Could I have a--
- A hug?

1060
00:59:24.708 --> 00:59:26.332
No, no, no. Shut up, Helen.

1061
00:59:26.333 --> 00:59:29.249
- I just want a glass of water, please.
- Yes.

1062
00:59:29.250 --> 00:59:31.749
Darling, my mouth's so dry, and... ugh.

1063
00:59:31.750 --> 00:59:33.750
My tongue tastes horrible.

1064
00:59:35.208 --> 00:59:37.166
Here you go. Here, here.

1065
00:59:39.916 --> 00:59:41.000
Mmm.

1066
00:59:42.416 --> 00:59:43.583
- Is that enough?
- Mmm.

1067
00:59:46.500 --> 00:59:48.750
Oh, I love you, darling.

1068
00:59:51.541 --> 00:59:53.083
I love you too, Mum.

1069
00:59:55.541 --> 00:59:57.208
I love this one too.

1070
00:59:59.250 --> 01:00:02.707
Can't wait to give it a cuddle,
see its little face.

1071
01:00:02.708 --> 01:00:05.166
I love the scent of a newborn baby.

1072
01:00:20.041 --> 01:00:21.665
Oh God, it's freezing.

1073
01:00:21.666 --> 01:00:22.915
Um...

1074
01:00:22.916 --> 01:00:26.582
Dad's gone to the pub.
Uh, here's the key to the side door.

1075
01:00:26.583 --> 01:00:28.665
- How is she?
- Uh, she's quite hot.

1076
01:00:28.666 --> 01:00:31.583
So I've been spritzing her
with Evian spray.

1077
01:00:32.083 --> 01:00:32.958
Okay.

1078
01:00:33.708 --> 01:00:35.540
Oh. Oh, Hels.

1079
01:00:35.541 --> 01:00:36.582
- Oh no.
- I just...

1080
01:00:36.583 --> 01:00:38.624
- Sorry. I...
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.

1081
01:00:38.625 --> 01:00:41.583
Look, I... I know this is selfish, but...

1082
01:00:43.375 --> 01:00:47.708
I mean, yours and Molly's kids have...
you know, they've got a nanna.

1083
01:00:48.291 --> 01:00:52.208
And, I don't know, I just always thought
if I actually ever did have a kid, um...

1084
01:00:53.375 --> 01:00:56.082
it'd have the best nanna
in the whole world.

1085
01:00:56.083 --> 01:00:57.374
Aww.

1086
01:00:57.375 --> 01:01:00.165
And I'd have my mum
to help me with all of it, and...

1087
01:01:00.166 --> 01:01:01.208
Mmm.

1088
01:01:01.916 --> 01:01:04.458
You know, and maybe a family of my own.

1089
01:01:05.416 --> 01:01:07.124
- Oh God. Oh God.
- Come on.

1090
01:01:07.125 --> 01:01:11.207
I'm a geriatric pregnant spinster
who puts crystals in her bloody bra,

1091
01:01:11.208 --> 01:01:13.999
and I don't know why it took me so long
to have a baby.

1092
01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.165
I was just busy doing other stuff,

1093
01:01:16.166 --> 01:01:19.165
and now I'm just really scared, Jules,

1094
01:01:19.166 --> 01:01:21.165
because I'm gonna be a rubbish mum.

1095
01:01:21.166 --> 01:01:23.207
Oh, no, no, no, stop. No. No. Come on.

1096
01:01:23.208 --> 01:01:25.749
- Yes, I am.
- No, stop it. Stop. Stop.

1097
01:01:25.750 --> 01:01:27.624
Look at me. Look.

1098
01:01:27.625 --> 01:01:29.874
Okay, first of all...

1099
01:01:29.875 --> 01:01:33.540
...you are gonna be a great mum,
and Matt's gonna be a brilliant dad.

1100
01:01:33.541 --> 01:01:37.040
- Um, no, no, he's not.
- Oh, come on, of course he is.

1101
01:01:37.041 --> 01:01:38.790
- No, it's--
- Of course he is. Come on.

1102
01:01:38.791 --> 01:01:41.332
He's not gonna be a brilliant dad,
'cause he's not the dad.

1103
01:01:41.333 --> 01:01:43.416
We split up ages ago.

1104
01:01:44.083 --> 01:01:44.915
What?

1105
01:01:44.916 --> 01:01:47.082
I always thought
we were in an open relationship,

1106
01:01:47.083 --> 01:01:50.125
but it turns out it was just me
who was sleeping with other people.

1107
01:01:50.958 --> 01:01:53.374
Okay. Okay, fuck.

1108
01:01:53.375 --> 01:01:54.999
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1109
01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:58.250
So... so... who's the dad, then?

1110
01:01:58.833 --> 01:01:59.875
Gustav.

1111
01:02:01.458 --> 01:02:02.499
- Gustav?
- Yeah.

1112
01:02:02.500 --> 01:02:05.416
This is what he does. He, um...

1113
01:02:06.041 --> 01:02:10.165
Out of the goodness of his heart, he has
sex with people to help them have a baby.

1114
01:02:10.166 --> 01:02:11.457
No charge.

1115
01:02:11.458 --> 01:02:13.832
My friend Genevieve did it,
and it worked the first time.

1116
01:02:13.833 --> 01:02:15.915
- I promise you, it's absolutely legal.
- Mmm.

1117
01:02:15.916 --> 01:02:19.207
I had to sign something that says
he doesn't have any responsibilities.

1118
01:02:19.208 --> 01:02:20.124
Okay.

1119
01:02:20.125 --> 01:02:21.832
But he... he was really nice about it all.

1120
01:02:21.833 --> 01:02:22.790
- Aww.
- Honestly.

1121
01:02:22.791 --> 01:02:24.415
- Okay, okay.
- Honestly.

1122
01:02:24.416 --> 01:02:25.874
Good. That's good.

1123
01:02:25.875 --> 01:02:29.208
I just... I just left it too late.

1124
01:02:30.458 --> 01:02:31.582
It was my only option.

1125
01:02:31.583 --> 01:02:34.582
You should've said something
sooner, you wally.

1126
01:02:34.583 --> 01:02:37.375
I know. Don't tell anyone.

1127
01:02:37.875 --> 01:02:39.665
- Okay.
- No, wait, can you? Can...

1128
01:02:39.666 --> 01:02:41.040
Can you tell them for me? Please.

1129
01:02:41.041 --> 01:02:43.125
- 'Cause I can't bear it.
- Okay.

1130
01:02:43.791 --> 01:02:45.790
- Yeah, okay.
- Oh, thank you.

1131
01:02:45.791 --> 01:02:48.375
- It's all gonna be okay.
- Aww.

1132
01:02:51.375 --> 01:02:52.375
Oh God.

1133
01:02:54.666 --> 01:02:55.832
Oh!

1134
01:02:55.833 --> 01:02:57.375
Thank goodness you're here.

1135
01:02:58.375 --> 01:03:00.165
Helen was driving me crazy.

1136
01:03:00.166 --> 01:03:01.833
Oh God, Mum.

1137
01:03:04.583 --> 01:03:07.541
- Can you... bring me up, darling?
- Oh, yeah.

1138
01:03:11.958 --> 01:03:14.540
This one, then this one. There we go.

1139
01:03:14.541 --> 01:03:16.291
- How are you feeling?
- Mmph.

1140
01:03:21.500 --> 01:03:23.833
There. Okay?

1141
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:29.791
I'm never gonna see that baby, am I?

1142
01:03:35.458 --> 01:03:37.541
I... I don't think you are, Mum.

1143
01:03:40.333 --> 01:03:42.790
But they'll be... they'll be fine, really.

1144
01:03:42.791 --> 01:03:45.375
- Helen will be okay, I promise.
- Oh God.

1145
01:03:47.458 --> 01:03:49.290
Don't talk about it. You'll make me cry.

1146
01:03:49.291 --> 01:03:51.290
No, all right. No, don't. Let's... Oh, here.

1147
01:03:51.291 --> 01:03:53.415
Stop. Here we are. Come on. Come on.

1148
01:03:53.416 --> 01:03:55.290
- Take that there.
- Thank you.

1149
01:03:55.291 --> 01:03:57.332
- Anyway, what have we got for tonight?
- Right.

1150
01:03:57.333 --> 01:03:58.874
- We have got...
- Mm-hmm?

1151
01:03:58.875 --> 01:04:00.540
...ravioli with butter and sage.

1152
01:04:00.541 --> 01:04:02.582
Oh! Oh, that sounds delicious.

1153
01:04:02.583 --> 01:04:05.207
- I know.
- Can I have a sniff of it?

1154
01:04:05.208 --> 01:04:07.290
Let's see... There we go. Oh my God.

1155
01:04:07.291 --> 01:04:09.125
- Mmm.
- Oh, yes, here.

1156
01:04:09.875 --> 01:04:11.041
Oh!

1157
01:04:11.541 --> 01:04:13.082
That's wonderful.

1158
01:04:13.083 --> 01:04:17.082
Maybe... maybe I'll have some later. Mmm?

1159
01:04:17.083 --> 01:04:18.957
- Mummy.
- Yeah?

1160
01:04:18.958 --> 01:04:21.166
I've got something to show you.

1161
01:04:32.041 --> 01:04:33.750
It's snowing!

1162
01:04:39.625 --> 01:04:40.833
Oh!

1163
01:04:44.708 --> 01:04:45.583
Oh!

1164
01:04:46.333 --> 01:04:48.625
I love watching the snow fall.

1165
01:04:49.125 --> 01:04:52.166
Maybe if I'm lucky,
I'll come back as snow.

1166
01:04:52.791 --> 01:04:55.249
And then I'll see you all
at Christmastime.

1167
01:04:55.250 --> 01:04:56.250
Yeah.

1168
01:04:58.583 --> 01:04:59.875
Where's Dad?

1169
01:05:00.958 --> 01:05:02.457
Oh, he's just back at the house.

1170
01:05:02.458 --> 01:05:05.625
He'll probably... he'll...
he'll pop in later, I expect.

1171
01:05:06.208 --> 01:05:08.832
You will look after him,
won't you, darling, when I'm gone?

1172
01:05:08.833 --> 01:05:09.999
- Course I will.
- Promise?

1173
01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:12.750
- Of course I will.
- Yeah, 'cause you're the strong one.

1174
01:05:13.250 --> 01:05:18.915
Mum, now, look, you just...
Just... don't you worry, okay?

1175
01:05:18.916 --> 01:05:21.249
About any of this.
Just don't worry about them.

1176
01:05:21.250 --> 01:05:23.707
They will... they will all be fine.

1177
01:05:23.708 --> 01:05:26.457
I... I... I'll make sure they are. I will.

1178
01:05:26.458 --> 01:05:28.457
Yes, but, you know, not in the...

1179
01:05:28.458 --> 01:05:32.291
in that overbearing sort of way
that you do sometimes, all right?

1180
01:05:33.375 --> 01:05:34.250
Okay.

1181
01:05:34.833 --> 01:05:36.083
Hmm.

1182
01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:40.708
You don't mind if I die, do you, darling?

1183
01:05:46.375 --> 01:05:47.375
Mum.

1184
01:05:47.958 --> 01:05:50.333
No. No, Mum.

1185
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:53.958
- Mummy, of course I don't mind.
- Good.

1186
01:05:54.833 --> 01:05:57.000
Good. That makes me feel better.

1187
01:05:57.791 --> 01:05:59.125
Have you got any mascara?

1188
01:06:00.000 --> 01:06:02.540
Um... Yeah, I think...
I think I have got some.

1189
01:06:02.541 --> 01:06:05.500
Come on, then. Make me look presentable.

1190
01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:08.624
I've never died before.
I wanna look nice when it happens.

1191
01:06:08.625 --> 01:06:09.915
Okay.

1192
01:06:09.916 --> 01:06:11.082
- Mmm?
- Okay.

1193
01:06:11.083 --> 01:06:13.707
- A bit of lipstick as well, maybe.
- All right.

1194
01:06:13.708 --> 01:06:15.125
There we go.

1195
01:06:38.208 --> 01:06:40.207
Morning, June.

1196
01:06:40.208 --> 01:06:41.833
How are we this morning?

1197
01:06:42.583 --> 01:06:44.041
Have you seen this?

1198
01:06:48.208 --> 01:06:49.625
Well, a rota.

1199
01:06:50.375 --> 01:06:53.000
- Helpful?
- Take a proper look at it.

1200
01:06:58.250 --> 01:07:02.374
Oh, I see. There's no, uh...
crossover between Julia and Molly.

1201
01:07:02.375 --> 01:07:05.625
- Is that... that what you mean?
- She's done that deliberately.

1202
01:07:07.708 --> 01:07:08.916
Oh.

1203
01:07:10.041 --> 01:07:12.333
It's been like that for years.

1204
01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:17.875
I mean, I really...
I wish they'd sort it out, I really do.

1205
01:07:18.875 --> 01:07:20.207
Families are hard, June.

1206
01:07:20.208 --> 01:07:22.375
Girls are harder than boys.

1207
01:07:23.250 --> 01:07:24.916
And I've got three of them.

1208
01:07:28.458 --> 01:07:30.291
I think I say the wrong things.

1209
01:07:31.291 --> 01:07:34.416
I mean, I just... I just say it how it is.

1210
01:07:39.541 --> 01:07:43.708
Well, it seems to be
a great strength of yours, June,

1211
01:07:44.208 --> 01:07:46.000
so why aren't you doing it now?

1212
01:07:47.125 --> 01:07:49.791
I need to get them in here together.

1213
01:07:50.625 --> 01:07:51.875
Are you sure they'd come?

1214
01:07:54.291 --> 01:07:56.750
They would
if they thought I was about to die.

1215
01:07:57.750 --> 01:07:59.207
That's it. Baby steps.

1216
01:07:59.208 --> 01:08:00.333
I can take you now.

1217
01:08:05.833 --> 01:08:07.915
- Hello?
- <i>Hello. Is this Julia?</i>

1218
01:08:07.916 --> 01:08:11.124
- Yes, it's me.
<i>- This is Nurse Angel from Princess Mary.</i>

1219
01:08:11.125 --> 01:08:12.957
<i>Oh God, is everything okay?</i>

1220
01:08:12.958 --> 01:08:16.125
She's asking for you.
I think you should come in.

1221
01:08:19.750 --> 01:08:21.124
"...to go to sleep with."

1222
01:08:21.125 --> 01:08:24.457
- "But Dave kept waking up."
- Oh, Jerry, take the baby.

1223
01:08:24.458 --> 01:08:26.582
- I have to go to the hospital.
- You all right?

1224
01:08:26.583 --> 01:08:28.166
I'll see you soon, my darlings.

1225
01:08:28.666 --> 01:08:30.957
- Bye.
- Is Mum okay?

1226
01:08:30.958 --> 01:08:32.832
Yeah. She's fine, yeah.

1227
01:08:32.833 --> 01:08:35.082
Will she be back in time for breakfast?

1228
01:08:35.083 --> 01:08:37.708
Yeah, she'll be back very soon,
I would think, yeah.

1229
01:08:38.375 --> 01:08:41.291
Now then, Junie, you've come in
halfway through the story here.

1230
01:08:41.791 --> 01:08:44.916
You don't know what's goin' on, do you?
Shall we start from the beginning?

1231
01:08:45.541 --> 01:08:47.290
Tib, what do you think?
From the beginning?

1232
01:08:47.291 --> 01:08:49.833
Yeah. Okay, Dad.

1233
01:09:00.458 --> 01:09:02.082
- Uh, Bernie?
- Mmm?

1234
01:09:02.083 --> 01:09:04.165
It's, uh, time for June's bed bath.

1235
01:09:04.166 --> 01:09:05.540
Now, you're welcome to stay,

1236
01:09:05.541 --> 01:09:09.082
or bacon sandwiches are on special
in the canteen.

1237
01:09:09.083 --> 01:09:10.291
It's up to you.

1238
01:09:10.791 --> 01:09:12.999
Oh, right. Uh... my...

1239
01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:14.375
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1240
01:09:14.958 --> 01:09:16.040
All right.

1241
01:09:16.041 --> 01:09:18.250
All right, love. I... I'll, uh...

1242
01:09:18.750 --> 01:09:19.833
Won't be long.

1243
01:09:20.583 --> 01:09:22.000
Fuck. Oh!

1244
01:09:31.458 --> 01:09:33.124
<i>That's a solid return there.</i>

1245
01:09:33.125 --> 01:09:36.374
<i>And after three months,
see how the transformation went,</i>

1246
01:09:36.375 --> 01:09:39.290
<i>and find out if this "have a go" paid off.</i>

1247
01:09:39.291 --> 01:09:41.500
<i>Coming up, another chance...</i>

1248
01:09:46.125 --> 01:09:47.041
Mmm.

1249
01:09:49.833 --> 01:09:50.708
Mmm.

1250
01:09:52.500 --> 01:09:53.958
Bread's a bit...

1251
01:09:59.541 --> 01:10:00.875
I don't want it.

1252
01:10:08.791 --> 01:10:11.166
Fucking miserable places, aren't they, eh?

1253
01:10:11.750 --> 01:10:12.583
Hmm!

1254
01:10:13.625 --> 01:10:16.625
Miserable. Fucking miserable.
Miserable. Yeah.

1255
01:10:17.916 --> 01:10:19.125
Yeah.

1256
01:10:24.708 --> 01:10:28.416
Okay, here they come.

1257
01:10:36.750 --> 01:10:37.666
Hi.

1258
01:10:42.416 --> 01:10:43.374
Mum.

1259
01:10:43.375 --> 01:10:46.041
You know, uh... I feel fine now.

1260
01:10:48.166 --> 01:10:51.041
It was a false alarm, I think. Silly me.

1261
01:10:51.791 --> 01:10:54.416
Perhaps I should leave you to it.

1262
01:11:00.250 --> 01:11:01.625
I want to write a letter.

1263
01:11:03.166 --> 01:11:05.708
For the baby. For Helen.

1264
01:11:06.208 --> 01:11:09.291
For both of them.
I thought maybe you girls could help me.

1265
01:11:10.500 --> 01:11:11.958
Got a piece of paper?

1266
01:11:12.458 --> 01:11:15.415
You didn't have to terrify us.
Bloody hell, Mum.

1267
01:11:15.416 --> 01:11:16.833
Yes, I did.

1268
01:11:17.541 --> 01:11:19.333
You little shits.

1269
01:11:21.166 --> 01:11:22.375
Now sit down.

1270
01:11:33.041 --> 01:11:34.708
I lost my foot, you know.

1271
01:11:35.833 --> 01:11:36.875
Yeah.

1272
01:11:38.625 --> 01:11:39.791
Um...

1273
01:11:41.000 --> 01:11:43.083
Been about your age, yeah.

1274
01:11:44.083 --> 01:11:46.999
Yeah, my little 'un,
he was only two, my youngest.

1275
01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:48.332
On the barge.

1276
01:11:48.333 --> 01:11:51.666
Great big one,
a great big oceangoing one, yeah.

1277
01:11:53.500 --> 01:11:55.708
Yeah, no, we were mooring, and, um,

1278
01:11:56.208 --> 01:11:58.374
the rope got, uh, caught,

1279
01:11:58.375 --> 01:12:00.207
and the boat moved,

1280
01:12:00.208 --> 01:12:02.415
and it, like... like, squeezed it,

1281
01:12:02.416 --> 01:12:05.125
wound itself round, like,
and squeezed it fucking...

1282
01:12:06.625 --> 01:12:08.125
fucking clean off!

1283
01:12:08.625 --> 01:12:09.500
Oop!

1284
01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:10.916
Yeah!

1285
01:12:11.416 --> 01:12:13.790
Yeah, I know,
they stitched it back on, like, yeah.

1286
01:12:13.791 --> 01:12:15.583
Amazing, really, innit? Yeah, they...

1287
01:12:17.750 --> 01:12:18.916
put me back together.

1288
01:12:19.416 --> 01:12:21.625
Stitched it back on, put me back together.

1289
01:12:22.125 --> 01:12:23.041
Yeah.

1290
01:12:27.458 --> 01:12:29.125
Only not up here though.

1291
01:13:01.250 --> 01:13:05.458
"And your aunties,
Mol and Julia, will be there for you,

1292
01:13:06.625 --> 01:13:10.791
because, even though
I know they've had their differences,

1293
01:13:11.708 --> 01:13:16.000
I also know
that they love each other, really."

1294
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:19.749
"I love them both so much,

1295
01:13:19.750 --> 01:13:23.458
but I love them twice as much
when they love each other."

1296
01:13:40.708 --> 01:13:42.291
Do you wanna go first, or...

1297
01:13:49.625 --> 01:13:51.582
I wanted to be exactly like you
when I was little.

1298
01:13:51.583 --> 01:13:53.916
I would've done anything you asked me.

1299
01:13:54.791 --> 01:13:56.375
I wanted to wear what you wore,

1300
01:13:56.875 --> 01:13:59.250
have the same fizzy drink
with two straws in it.

1301
01:13:59.750 --> 01:14:01.541
Same crisps, fuck's sake.

1302
01:14:02.041 --> 01:14:04.499
I even asked for a hamster
'cause you got one for your birthday.

1303
01:14:04.500 --> 01:14:06.125
I fucking hate hamsters.

1304
01:14:10.833 --> 01:14:14.166
I was 13 when you left home,
and I hated you for leaving.

1305
01:14:15.916 --> 01:14:19.500
I hated you for going
because I loved having you around.

1306
01:14:22.791 --> 01:14:26.541
And then you didn't come home as much,
and I just felt like I never saw you.

1307
01:14:28.333 --> 01:14:30.625
And I think I felt a bit abandoned.

1308
01:14:33.875 --> 01:14:36.500
Then you became
this big, successful person,

1309
01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:39.124
and I was still digging around
down the back of the sofa

1310
01:14:39.125 --> 01:14:40.708
for spare change.

1311
01:14:44.125 --> 01:14:47.750
Can you not see how that
just would've driven me completely insane?

1312
01:14:49.000 --> 01:14:51.791
And you've always had such nice hair.
It's so fucking annoying.

1313
01:14:54.125 --> 01:14:55.333
Jules?

1314
01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:08.250
Do you want a Snickers?

1315
01:15:08.750 --> 01:15:09.916
Yeah.

1316
01:15:26.500 --> 01:15:27.416
Thanks.

1317
01:15:41.375 --> 01:15:44.083
And you've got Tom, perfect Tom.

1318
01:15:48.500 --> 01:15:50.957
You know, I got pregnant
as soon as I met Jerry,

1319
01:15:50.958 --> 01:15:54.291
and I was 22 weeks,
I think, before I found out.

1320
01:15:57.791 --> 01:16:00.458
It's amazing Syd's all right, really.

1321
01:16:01.208 --> 01:16:02.875
I spent the entire time

1322
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:05.958
smoking weed and drinking vodka.

1323
01:16:07.875 --> 01:16:09.415
I've always been juggling so much.

1324
01:16:09.416 --> 01:16:13.208
I was terrified
I was gonna drop one of my kids

1325
01:16:13.875 --> 01:16:15.583
or leave one behind.

1326
01:16:16.625 --> 01:16:17.707
In fact, I did.

1327
01:16:17.708 --> 01:16:22.041
I left Ella by the baggage carousel
at Heathrow once.

1328
01:16:22.541 --> 01:16:24.125
And Tom, yeah...

1329
01:16:24.625 --> 01:16:27.375
Yeah, Tom's... he's lovely.

1330
01:16:28.041 --> 01:16:30.708
But he works on the other side
of the flipping world. I'm, um,

1331
01:16:31.833 --> 01:16:34.375
on my own most of the time.

1332
01:16:35.333 --> 01:16:36.999
At least you've got Jerry around.

1333
01:16:37.000 --> 01:16:39.583
It's not always helpful
having Jerry around.

1334
01:16:40.083 --> 01:16:43.541
But the point is you... you've got a choice.

1335
01:16:46.833 --> 01:16:49.333
I wish I could stay at home with my kids.

1336
01:16:51.458 --> 01:16:53.500
That's the one thing I can't do.

1337
01:16:54.000 --> 01:16:56.250
I have so many responsibilities.

1338
01:16:57.208 --> 01:16:58.750
I have to pay for our life.

1339
01:16:59.250 --> 01:17:03.207
Mum and Dad's mortgage,
and then your mortgage when you can't,

1340
01:17:03.208 --> 01:17:05.540
which I know
we're not supposed to talk about.

1341
01:17:05.541 --> 01:17:07.208
Helen's therapy.

1342
01:17:08.125 --> 01:17:09.666
Connor's next crisis.

1343
01:17:11.666 --> 01:17:12.958
I do it all.

1344
01:17:19.416 --> 01:17:23.416
Mum's dying, but it's the most time
I've spent with my kids in years.

1345
01:17:24.250 --> 01:17:26.541
And then there's the guilt.

1346
01:17:27.125 --> 01:17:31.332
All the school plays I've missed
and the football matches and...

1347
01:17:31.333 --> 01:17:35.332
You know, you're that mother
who stands on the sidelines,

1348
01:17:35.333 --> 01:17:37.458
handing out the homemade flapjacks.

1349
01:17:38.583 --> 01:17:39.541
Oh...

1350
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.500
You... you're really there for them.

1351
01:17:46.333 --> 01:17:48.041
You're so lucky.

1352
01:18:35.291 --> 01:18:37.875
Do you remember those sandals,
the ones with the...

1353
01:18:39.708 --> 01:18:42.415
two blue flowers
and a red flower across the toe?

1354
01:18:42.416 --> 01:18:43.375
Um...

1355
01:18:44.166 --> 01:18:45.041
No.

1356
01:18:47.166 --> 01:18:50.249
Yeah, you do. Mum got you them
that Hayling Island holiday.

1357
01:18:50.250 --> 01:18:51.458
You remember them.

1358
01:18:52.250 --> 01:18:54.915
And I was so jealous
that I held my breath and passed out.

1359
01:18:54.916 --> 01:18:58.249
Dad was so cross with me and you
that he threw us out and made us walk.

1360
01:18:58.250 --> 01:18:59.749
Threw us out of the car.

1361
01:18:59.750 --> 01:19:01.125
And then Connor

1362
01:19:01.791 --> 01:19:04.249
was so upset, he was sick in Helen's hair.

1363
01:19:04.250 --> 01:19:06.458
We had to go back
and get me a pair to match.

1364
01:19:06.958 --> 01:19:09.249
Yeah. Yeah.

1365
01:19:09.250 --> 01:19:10.958
Yeah, I remember.

1366
01:19:13.458 --> 01:19:15.791
And then we had the exact same ones.

1367
01:19:17.291 --> 01:19:19.125
We were matching.

1368
01:19:25.666 --> 01:19:31.500
And then... you left one of yours,
the left foot, on the beach.

1369
01:19:32.375 --> 01:19:34.374
We went back, but we couldn't find it.

1370
01:19:34.375 --> 01:19:36.249
Oh yeah.

1371
01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:39.375
And, do you remember,
I lost the left foot of my pair?

1372
01:19:41.125 --> 01:19:42.208
Oh...

1373
01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:44.958
Why are we talking about this?

1374
01:19:46.416 --> 01:19:48.250
'Cause I didn't lose it.

1375
01:19:53.083 --> 01:19:54.333
I buried it.

1376
01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:59.708
- What?
- I buried it, in the garden at number 75.

1377
01:20:00.208 --> 01:20:01.832
'Cause I wanted to be matching.

1378
01:20:01.833 --> 01:20:02.916
Oh!

1379
01:20:09.958 --> 01:20:11.708
Look.

1380
01:20:15.166 --> 01:20:17.624
I know that, um, I have wanted

1381
01:20:17.625 --> 01:20:20.458
to circumcise your face
for quite some time.

1382
01:20:26.541 --> 01:20:28.583
But I know you're a really good person.

1383
01:20:33.458 --> 01:20:34.875
I'm sorry.

1384
01:20:38.916 --> 01:20:40.791
I'm sorry too.

1385
01:20:59.875 --> 01:21:02.208
Do you wanna cook
the Christmas dinner together?

1386
01:21:04.791 --> 01:21:05.750
Yeah.

1387
01:21:07.041 --> 01:21:08.708
That'd be really nice.

1388
01:21:23.125 --> 01:21:24.083
There.

1389
01:21:25.375 --> 01:21:26.374
"Wancer."

1390
01:21:26.375 --> 01:21:28.041
What's "wancer"?

1391
01:21:28.833 --> 01:21:31.083
Wanker, darling.

1392
01:21:31.583 --> 01:21:33.540
There you go. Ten mils of morphine, June.

1393
01:21:33.541 --> 01:21:36.124
It'll drip through nice and slow
over the next ten hours.

1394
01:21:36.125 --> 01:21:37.082
Mmm.

1395
01:21:37.083 --> 01:21:40.708
Means you'll get some sleep tonight.
I'll pop back in a bit.

1396
01:21:41.208 --> 01:21:44.916
You can't have wanker with a C, Mum.
That's not even a proper word.

1397
01:21:45.791 --> 01:21:47.375
Oh, let me cheat.

1398
01:21:48.541 --> 01:21:50.875
I haven't cheated enough in my life.

1399
01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:55.832
Honestly, I wish
I'd been a bit more of a slut.

1400
01:21:55.833 --> 01:21:58.625
You know, misbehaved a bit more. Go on.

1401
01:21:59.958 --> 01:22:01.291
Go on, put it back.

1402
01:22:06.291 --> 01:22:07.958
Yeah.

1403
01:22:15.541 --> 01:22:16.958
How's your sister?

1404
01:22:22.083 --> 01:22:24.125
We're cooking Christmas lunch together.

1405
01:22:29.958 --> 01:22:31.125
Mmm.

1406
01:23:02.750 --> 01:23:03.875
Mummy.

1407
01:23:32.083 --> 01:23:33.375
Oh. Mmm.

1408
01:23:34.875 --> 01:23:37.374
Hey, what... what time is it?

1409
01:23:37.375 --> 01:23:39.415
Hello, sleepyhead.

1410
01:23:39.416 --> 01:23:40.499
Hmm?

1411
01:23:40.500 --> 01:23:41.665
- Dad?
- Huh?

1412
01:23:41.666 --> 01:23:43.749
Can you move your beers?

1413
01:23:43.750 --> 01:23:45.582
I made some space in the fridge.

1414
01:23:45.583 --> 01:23:48.750
Uh... well... yeah, all right, yeah.

1415
01:23:49.375 --> 01:23:51.541
I do need a wee. Uh... yeah.

1416
01:23:52.500 --> 01:23:53.916
Will do, yeah.

1417
01:23:55.333 --> 01:23:57.041
Oof.

1418
01:24:01.500 --> 01:24:03.790
Dad, while you're in there,

1419
01:24:03.791 --> 01:24:07.790
can you just get Mum's Christmas vase
from that box, give it a rinse out?

1420
01:24:07.791 --> 01:24:09.124
It's just a bit dusty.

1421
01:24:09.125 --> 01:24:10.833
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1422
01:24:11.333 --> 01:24:13.041
I trimmed some holly
we can put in it later.

1423
01:24:15.958 --> 01:24:16.957
Sh!

1424
01:24:16.958 --> 01:24:18.457
- Dad!
- What?

1425
01:24:18.458 --> 01:24:21.083
- Do it quietly.
- Yeah, all right, yeah.

1426
01:24:35.166 --> 01:24:36.332
Uh, all right, Con--

1427
01:24:36.333 --> 01:24:39.416
Connor, wait. Connor. Connor, wait!

1428
01:24:41.750 --> 01:24:43.832
- All right, Con!
- That was Mum's bloody Christmas vase.

1429
01:24:43.833 --> 01:24:46.875
- Yeah, I know, but--
- Dad, that's one of my first memories. Sh!

1430
01:24:47.375 --> 01:24:48.333
Sh!

1431
01:24:48.833 --> 01:24:51.875
- My mum, your wife...
- Yeah.

1432
01:24:53.208 --> 01:24:54.124
...is about to die.

1433
01:24:54.125 --> 01:24:56.707
- Yeah, I--
- She's gonna die really fucking soon.

1434
01:24:56.708 --> 01:24:58.665
You do realize that, don't you?

1435
01:24:58.666 --> 01:25:03.040
'Cause all I've seen you do
is... is fucking sleep

1436
01:25:03.041 --> 01:25:06.207
and... and make shit jokes and drink

1437
01:25:06.208 --> 01:25:08.374
and do the crossword puzzle

1438
01:25:08.375 --> 01:25:10.832
and not give a shit about anyone.

1439
01:25:10.833 --> 01:25:14.166
- Con.
- Or anything except for yourself.

1440
01:25:15.416 --> 01:25:18.375
Have you even noticed where we are, Dad?

1441
01:25:19.208 --> 01:25:21.458
You're being completely pathetic!

1442
01:25:22.041 --> 01:25:24.665
Please just be there for Mum

1443
01:25:24.666 --> 01:25:26.916
and fucking wake up!

1444
01:25:31.041 --> 01:25:32.708
Do you even still love her, Dad?

1445
01:25:38.541 --> 01:25:39.541
Hmm?

1446
01:25:40.708 --> 01:25:42.291
I'm going to the pub.

1447
01:26:06.500 --> 01:26:07.916
Fuck.

1448
01:26:35.291 --> 01:26:38.124
Whoo! Whoo!

1449
01:26:38.125 --> 01:26:40.416
Thank you very much! Thank you.

1450
01:26:40.916 --> 01:26:42.458
Thank you, everyone.

1451
01:26:42.958 --> 01:26:46.750
Next up onstage, someone you all know.

1452
01:26:48.958 --> 01:26:52.540
Barry, has... Barry, has my dad been in?

1453
01:26:52.541 --> 01:26:53.957
Give me a sec, Con.

1454
01:26:53.958 --> 01:26:55.832
- Be with you in two ticks, yeah?
- All right.

1455
01:26:55.833 --> 01:26:58.165
I'm Bernie, and, um...

1456
01:26:58.166 --> 01:27:01.540
Uh, I'm gonna be
singing a song, uh, tonight

1457
01:27:01.541 --> 01:27:03.291
called, uh, "Georgia," uh...

1458
01:27:04.166 --> 01:27:05.665
Yes, it's for my wife.

1459
01:27:05.666 --> 01:27:07.625
Some of you might know her, actually.

1460
01:27:08.833 --> 01:27:10.957
I know I definitely do.

1461
01:27:10.958 --> 01:27:12.041
Um...

1462
01:27:12.791 --> 01:27:14.540
- Uh, her name's not Georgia.
- Fuck.

1463
01:27:14.541 --> 01:27:16.665
It's, uh, June, Junie.

1464
01:27:16.666 --> 01:27:18.000
And, uh...

1465
01:27:18.916 --> 01:27:21.166
well, she's not here tonight because, um...

1466
01:27:22.083 --> 01:27:23.166
she's...

1467
01:27:23.916 --> 01:27:25.208
well, 'cause she's...

1468
01:27:26.583 --> 01:27:28.208
she's in hospital, and, um...

1469
01:27:28.833 --> 01:27:31.041
she... she's not gonna be, um...

1470
01:27:31.916 --> 01:27:33.457
not gonna be around...

1471
01:27:33.458 --> 01:27:34.915
uh, for much longer.

1472
01:27:34.916 --> 01:27:36.041
Um...

1473
01:27:36.541 --> 01:27:38.457
I wanted to sing this because...

1474
01:27:38.458 --> 01:27:40.875
so... so she knows...

1475
01:27:41.375 --> 01:27:43.083
I have been a bit of a...

1476
01:27:43.583 --> 01:27:44.958
bit of an arsehole...

1477
01:27:45.708 --> 01:27:46.833
Uh...

1478
01:27:48.458 --> 01:27:51.333
Bit of a shit dad to... my boy and...

1479
01:27:51.958 --> 01:27:54.958
They're good kids. So, anyway, I ju...

1480
01:27:56.291 --> 01:27:58.916
This is for all of them.
Anyway, here we go.

1481
01:28:14.708 --> 01:28:16.083
<i>Georgia</i>

1482
01:28:18.000 --> 01:28:20.125
<i>Oh, Georgia...</i>

1483
01:28:22.958 --> 01:28:26.499
<i>...peace I</i>...

1484
01:28:26.500 --> 01:28:29.791
<i>Just an old sweet song</i>

1485
01:28:30.583 --> 01:28:32.541
<i>Keeps Georgia</i>

1486
01:28:33.791 --> 01:28:36.750
<i>On my mind</i>

1487
01:28:40.750 --> 01:28:42.750
<i>I said Georgia</i>

1488
01:28:43.625 --> 01:28:47.166
<i>Oh, Georgia</i>

1489
01:28:49.666 --> 01:28:53.458
<i>A song of you</i>

1490
01:28:54.375 --> 01:28:57.791
<i>Comes as sweet and clear</i>

1491
01:28:58.416 --> 01:29:01.124
<i>As moonlight</i>

1492
01:29:01.125 --> 01:29:04.125
<i>Through the pine</i>

1493
01:29:10.291 --> 01:29:15.333
<i>Other arms reach out to me</i>

1494
01:29:17.458 --> 01:29:22.958
<i>Other eyes smile tenderly</i>

1495
01:29:23.958 --> 01:29:29.874
<i>Still in peaceful dreams I see</i>

1496
01:29:29.875 --> 01:29:31.791
<i>The road</i>

1497
01:29:32.291 --> 01:29:35.333
<i>Leads back... back to you, Junie</i>

1498
01:29:35.833 --> 01:29:39.290
<i>Oh, June</i>

1499
01:29:39.291 --> 01:29:42.833
<i>Oh, my Junie</i>

1500
01:29:45.041 --> 01:29:46.874
<i>No peace</i>

1501
01:29:46.875 --> 01:29:49.875
<i>No peace I find</i>

1502
01:29:50.375 --> 01:29:53.790
<i>Just an old sweet song</i>

1503
01:29:53.791 --> 01:29:55.916
<i>Keeps my Junie</i>

1504
01:29:57.125 --> 01:29:59.833
<i>Keeps you on my mind</i>

1505
01:30:00.375 --> 01:30:02.750
<i>Keeps my Junie on my mind</i>

1506
01:30:22.083 --> 01:30:23.750
See, over the fuckin'...

1507
01:30:24.416 --> 01:30:28.499
over the next couple of days,
the fucking stink in the car!

1508
01:30:28.500 --> 01:30:30.166
We couldn't find...

1509
01:30:32.750 --> 01:30:34.875
All right.

1510
01:30:36.708 --> 01:30:38.250
- Good luck.
- All right.

1511
01:30:38.750 --> 01:30:40.582
All right.

1512
01:30:40.583 --> 01:30:43.832
- Go on. Go on.
- That's it, push. That's it.

1513
01:30:43.833 --> 01:30:45.458
All right. Got it.

1514
01:30:50.000 --> 01:30:51.916
All right. Yeah.

1515
01:30:55.291 --> 01:30:56.458
Oh shit.

1516
01:31:00.666 --> 01:31:01.833
Dad?

1517
01:31:02.541 --> 01:31:03.458
What?

1518
01:31:05.208 --> 01:31:07.582
This was the holly
that was gonna go in her Christmas vase.

1519
01:31:07.583 --> 01:31:09.165
You should give it to her anyway.

1520
01:31:09.166 --> 01:31:12.250
- She'd like that.
- Oh, thank you, my boy. Ah.

1521
01:31:13.000 --> 01:31:14.000
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1522
01:31:27.083 --> 01:31:29.166
I'm sorry, my darling.

1523
01:31:34.416 --> 01:31:35.583
<i>Junie</i>

1524
01:31:36.083 --> 01:31:38.166
<i>Oh, Junie</i>

1525
01:31:39.166 --> 01:31:40.790
<i>Junie</i>

1526
01:31:40.791 --> 01:31:43.125
<i>Oh, my Junie</i>

1527
01:31:43.625 --> 01:31:46.124
<i>Just an old sweet song</i>

1528
01:31:46.125 --> 01:31:48.457
<i>Keeps my Junie</i>

1529
01:31:48.458 --> 01:31:51.165
<i>On my mind</i>

1530
01:31:51.166 --> 01:31:54.332
<i>I said just an old sweet song</i>

1531
01:31:54.333 --> 01:31:56.540
<i>Keeps my Junie</i>

1532
01:31:56.541 --> 01:31:59.250
<i>On my mind</i>

1533
01:32:07.500 --> 01:32:10.041
Will you sing for me when I die, Bernie?

1534
01:32:11.500 --> 01:32:12.790
Oh, my Junie.

1535
01:32:12.791 --> 01:32:15.041
Leave off. You're not gonna die.

1536
01:32:17.416 --> 01:32:18.791
Yes, I am.

1537
01:32:36.375 --> 01:32:38.291
Oh, my darling girl.

1538
01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:06.166
Con.

1539
01:33:16.750 --> 01:33:19.082
Christmas Day tomorrow, Con.

1540
01:33:19.083 --> 01:33:20.208
Uh...

1541
01:33:21.125 --> 01:33:23.583
- Don't think it is, Dad.
- It has to be.

1542
01:33:25.791 --> 01:33:27.500
Ah, she's not gonna make it.

1543
01:33:28.083 --> 01:33:29.249
Uh...

1544
01:33:29.250 --> 01:33:31.125
No, we've gotta do Christmas tomorrow.

1545
01:33:37.166 --> 01:33:38.166
Okay.

1546
01:33:39.291 --> 01:33:40.333
Yeah.

1547
01:33:44.166 --> 01:33:45.540
Happy Christmas, then, Dad.

1548
01:33:45.541 --> 01:33:47.916
- Hey?
- It's after midnight.

1549
01:33:50.250 --> 01:33:52.416
Oh yeah.

1550
01:33:54.541 --> 01:33:56.166
Happy Christmas, my boy.

1551
01:33:58.916 --> 01:34:00.790
Attention, please, everyone.
Now, listen. Now...

1552
01:34:00.791 --> 01:34:05.082
Today... today is a very, very special day

1553
01:34:05.083 --> 01:34:07.457
because today is Christmas.

1554
01:34:07.458 --> 01:34:09.165
- No, it's not!
- It's not, Grandad.

1555
01:34:09.166 --> 01:34:11.415
- Christmas is next week.
- Uh, excuse me. Yes, it is.

1556
01:34:11.416 --> 01:34:13.500
It's Christmas for your nanna.

1557
01:34:14.000 --> 01:34:17.165
I'm sorry, but do you...
do you all love your nanna?

1558
01:34:17.166 --> 01:34:18.540
Yeah.

1559
01:34:18.541 --> 01:34:22.165
Well, that was crap, wasn't it?
Now, do you all love your nanna?

1560
01:34:22.166 --> 01:34:23.582
- Yes!
- Yay!

1561
01:34:23.583 --> 01:34:25.374
Right, now, are we gonna make this

1562
01:34:25.375 --> 01:34:29.332
the best Christmas
the world has ever seen?

1563
01:34:29.333 --> 01:34:31.332
- Yes!
- Yes what?

1564
01:34:31.333 --> 01:34:33.708
- Yes, please!
- Excellent.

1565
01:34:57.666 --> 01:34:59.833
Don't be scared, Con.

1566
01:35:05.958 --> 01:35:07.666
Just live your life.

1567
01:35:11.291 --> 01:35:14.708
Just be exactly who you are.

1568
01:35:18.458 --> 01:35:20.541
Thank you for being my mum.

1569
01:35:30.875 --> 01:35:32.874
Whoa! Steady!

1570
01:35:32.875 --> 01:35:34.374
Aah! Come on, come on!

1571
01:35:34.375 --> 01:35:35.832
- I'm back.
- Get everything?

1572
01:35:35.833 --> 01:35:36.916
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1573
01:35:37.875 --> 01:35:40.500
<i>- Jingle bells, jingle bells...</i>
- Where are the geese, Jerry?

1574
01:35:41.083 --> 01:35:43.250
- Well, about the gooses...
- Jerry, where are the geese?

1575
01:35:44.041 --> 01:35:47.000
Don't freak out,
but I got something better.

1576
01:35:48.083 --> 01:35:50.207
<i>- Dashing through the snow</i>
- Okay?

1577
01:35:50.208 --> 01:35:51.999
<i>In a one-horse open sleigh</i>

1578
01:35:52.000 --> 01:35:53.457
Go on, ask me.

1579
01:35:53.458 --> 01:35:55.832
<i>O'er the fields we go</i>

1580
01:35:55.833 --> 01:35:57.332
What the fuck are those?

1581
01:35:57.333 --> 01:36:00.166
They are gooduckens.

1582
01:36:00.666 --> 01:36:02.290
<i>- Making spirits bright...</i>
- What?

1583
01:36:02.291 --> 01:36:05.499
So that is a boneless chicken
stuffed inside a boneless duck.

1584
01:36:05.500 --> 01:36:06.999
You're thinking, "Is that it?" No!

1585
01:36:07.000 --> 01:36:09.915
'Cause they've all been stuffed
inside a boneless goose.

1586
01:36:09.916 --> 01:36:12.665
And that is apparently a real thing.
Boom. You're welcome.

1587
01:36:12.666 --> 01:36:15.749
And... and I got those
for the same price as two gooses.

1588
01:36:15.750 --> 01:36:17.915
That's six birds for the price of two!

1589
01:36:17.916 --> 01:36:20.791
All right?
Who's the bloody king of shopping now, eh?

1590
01:36:23.250 --> 01:36:26.165
I love you, you big idiot.

1591
01:36:26.166 --> 01:36:27.707
<i>Together in a one-horse...</i>

1592
01:36:27.708 --> 01:36:30.375
If someone asked us what this felt like,

1593
01:36:31.041 --> 01:36:33.583
I don't think I'd be able to describe it.

1594
01:36:36.208 --> 01:36:37.208
No.

1595
01:36:37.708 --> 01:36:39.708
Waiting for someone to die.

1596
01:36:55.500 --> 01:36:57.916
- I'm starving.
- Yeah.

1597
01:36:59.875 --> 01:37:01.708
It's not even eleven o'clock.

1598
01:37:02.208 --> 01:37:04.249
I daren't move because he'll wake up.

1599
01:37:04.250 --> 01:37:07.291
Do you want a sandwich?
I can go to the canteen.

1600
01:37:08.125 --> 01:37:10.874
- Yeah, have you got cash?
- Bring it here. Yeah, I've got my card.

1601
01:37:10.875 --> 01:37:12.000
Okay.

1602
01:37:12.500 --> 01:37:13.458
All right.

1603
01:37:13.958 --> 01:37:15.583
I'll just be here.

1604
01:37:16.083 --> 01:37:19.540
- Do you want shit cheese or shit prawn?
- Both.

1605
01:37:19.541 --> 01:37:22.125
Okay. Here's the stickers.

1606
01:37:29.708 --> 01:37:30.874
- Hey.
- You all right?

1607
01:37:30.875 --> 01:37:33.374
Yeah, thanks.
I'm just gonna get a sandwich.

1608
01:37:33.375 --> 01:37:34.375
Okay.

1609
01:38:03.666 --> 01:38:04.666
Guys, quick!

1610
01:38:09.083 --> 01:38:10.833
Got a surprise for you, Mum.

1611
01:38:12.291 --> 01:38:14.624
- Take you somewhere nice.
- Yeah.

1612
01:38:14.625 --> 01:38:16.165
Okay.

1613
01:38:16.166 --> 01:38:17.790
- You ready?
- I got this.

1614
01:38:17.791 --> 01:38:19.083
Let's go.

1615
01:38:21.875 --> 01:38:22.791
Where am I going?

1616
01:38:24.166 --> 01:38:26.250
- Mind the corner.
- Whee!

1617
01:38:28.083 --> 01:38:30.290
What is first, the shepherds or the kings?

1618
01:38:30.291 --> 01:38:32.290
I think it's the shepherds first,
then the kings.

1619
01:38:32.291 --> 01:38:34.332
Where are the crowns?
Have you got a crown?

1620
01:38:34.333 --> 01:38:36.624
Can you have a little look for me,
see if they're coming?

1621
01:38:36.625 --> 01:38:38.374
- Have a little peek.
- Sheep first.

1622
01:38:38.375 --> 01:38:40.957
- Ben! Let's see. Is Nanna coming?
- Like a swing.

1623
01:38:40.958 --> 01:38:43.290
- Can you see her? Is she coming?
- Yes, but...

1624
01:38:43.291 --> 01:38:44.790
- I was Mary.
- Is she?

1625
01:38:44.791 --> 01:38:45.749
No Nanna.

1626
01:38:45.750 --> 01:38:47.082
- No one?
- No one.

1627
01:38:47.083 --> 01:38:48.708
- Only a chair.
- Right.

1628
01:38:49.791 --> 01:38:50.791
This way.

1629
01:38:51.916 --> 01:38:53.208
<i>Doors opening.</i>

1630
01:38:53.916 --> 01:38:55.291
Come in!

1631
01:39:04.041 --> 01:39:05.791
<i>Doors closing.</i>

1632
01:39:08.458 --> 01:39:09.665
Here, Nanna.

1633
01:39:09.666 --> 01:39:11.124
I made this for you.

1634
01:39:11.125 --> 01:39:12.416
It's for our show.

1635
01:39:20.916 --> 01:39:22.915
- Is this your crown or this one?
- We've gotta find...

1636
01:39:22.916 --> 01:39:24.499
- Great, Syd.
- This is your one?

1637
01:39:24.500 --> 01:39:26.124
Tib, we've gotta work out a way of...

1638
01:39:26.125 --> 01:39:28.207
You've gotta be a sheep first.

1639
01:39:28.208 --> 01:39:30.790
- Then we gotta put the crown on quick.
- Is she all right?

1640
01:39:30.791 --> 01:39:32.124
- Yeah, sheep first.
- Sheep.

1641
01:39:32.125 --> 01:39:34.000
- And then crown.
- Then crown.

1642
01:39:37.583 --> 01:39:39.250
Tib, Tib, turn it off.

1643
01:39:40.833 --> 01:39:42.333
Merry Christmas, Nanna.

1644
01:39:44.083 --> 01:39:45.832
Stay here. I'm gonna go tell the others.

1645
01:39:45.833 --> 01:39:47.332
Alfie, where's the donkey?

1646
01:39:47.333 --> 01:39:50.249
- Guys, quick. She's here!
- Oh, she's coming.

1647
01:39:50.250 --> 01:39:52.040
- She's here.
- Ready?

1648
01:39:52.041 --> 01:39:55.165
Okay, listen. Remember, I did
<i>Pirates of Penzance</i> when I was a kid.

1649
01:39:55.166 --> 01:39:57.582
- The director said, "Pace, pace, pace."
- Dad, stop.

1650
01:39:57.583 --> 01:39:58.708
Okay? It's all about pace.

1651
01:40:00.416 --> 01:40:02.625
- Quick, Tibalt. Tib, turn it off.
- Wait!

1652
01:40:03.125 --> 01:40:05.083
What does he do?

1653
01:40:05.583 --> 01:40:07.124
Where's the donkey?

1654
01:40:07.125 --> 01:40:09.540
And where's the mat for the first scene?

1655
01:40:09.541 --> 01:40:11.625
Grandad, you picked one...

1656
01:40:12.375 --> 01:40:13.790
Guys, where's my beard?

1657
01:40:13.791 --> 01:40:15.665
- Here's your beard.
- Where's <i>my</i> beard?

1658
01:40:15.666 --> 01:40:16.958
- Billy, where's...
- Okay, quick.

1659
01:40:17.875 --> 01:40:19.790
- Is this good?
- Have we got everything?

1660
01:40:19.791 --> 01:40:22.415
- Well, too bad. Get it in.
- Where is it... Oh no.

1661
01:40:22.416 --> 01:40:23.707
Hurry up!

1662
01:40:23.708 --> 01:40:26.040
The children have got a surprise for you.

1663
01:40:26.041 --> 01:40:28.915
- It's there! Good enough?
- A white coat'll be the sheep?

1664
01:40:28.916 --> 01:40:30.290
- Shh!
- It's fine.

1665
01:40:30.291 --> 01:40:31.665
- Guys, someone help--
- Grandad!

1666
01:40:31.666 --> 01:40:33.790
- Sh!
- Tibby. Tibby, come here.

1667
01:40:33.791 --> 01:40:35.582
- What?
- Where's the donkey?

1668
01:40:35.583 --> 01:40:36.666
My hair.

1669
01:40:37.333 --> 01:40:38.790
- Ella! My hair!
- It's good!

1670
01:40:38.791 --> 01:40:40.290
You need to get ready.

1671
01:40:40.291 --> 01:40:42.665
Welcome to the Nativity, Nanna.

1672
01:40:42.666 --> 01:40:43.666
Ahem.

1673
01:40:44.500 --> 01:40:47.290
"In a small town called Nazareth,

1674
01:40:47.291 --> 01:40:49.540
there lived a young woman named Mary."

1675
01:40:49.541 --> 01:40:50.582
Stop peeking!

1676
01:40:50.583 --> 01:40:52.957
"One day, an angel named Gabriel appeared

1677
01:40:52.958 --> 01:40:55.166
and told her she was gonna have a baby."

1678
01:40:55.833 --> 01:40:59.124
"People said it was a miracle,
an immaculate conception."

1679
01:40:59.125 --> 01:41:02.124
Immaculate conception,
much like this one here.

1680
01:41:02.125 --> 01:41:04.332
Not really.
I had a bit more fun than that.

1681
01:41:04.333 --> 01:41:06.333
- Helen, stop it.
- Sorry.

1682
01:41:06.833 --> 01:41:12.625
Anyway, um, "Mary and Joseph went down
to Bethlehem to have their baby."

1683
01:41:16.875 --> 01:41:21.124
<i>Little donkey, little donkey</i>

1684
01:41:21.125 --> 01:41:24.249
<i>On the dusty road</i>

1685
01:41:24.250 --> 01:41:25.290
Billy, get on!

1686
01:41:25.291 --> 01:41:29.582
- <i>Got to keep on plodding onward</i>
- This way. Come on.

1687
01:41:29.583 --> 01:41:35.791
<i>With your precious load</i>

1688
01:41:40.750 --> 01:41:42.290
Who goes there?

1689
01:41:42.291 --> 01:41:44.040
Um, hi, sir.

1690
01:41:44.041 --> 01:41:45.790
My wife's having a baby.

1691
01:41:45.791 --> 01:41:46.874
Congratulations.

1692
01:41:46.875 --> 01:41:48.415
Have you got any room?

1693
01:41:48.416 --> 01:41:49.499
Uh...

1694
01:41:49.500 --> 01:41:51.957
It's Christmas, mate. We're fully booked.

1695
01:41:51.958 --> 01:41:54.582
But you can go in the stable if you want.

1696
01:41:54.583 --> 01:41:57.750
It's a bit drafty, but should be okay.

1697
01:41:58.250 --> 01:41:59.415
How much?

1698
01:41:59.416 --> 01:42:00.374
Um...

1699
01:42:00.375 --> 01:42:02.291
Ten... old monies.

1700
01:42:02.791 --> 01:42:04.499
- I'll pay you later.
- Deal.

1701
01:42:04.500 --> 01:42:06.540
Come on, Mary.
It's nice and warm in there.

1702
01:42:06.541 --> 01:42:08.708
Yes, you can have a little lie down.

1703
01:42:09.750 --> 01:42:12.333
Joseph, the baby, it's coming.

1704
01:42:13.916 --> 01:42:15.749
Focus. You can do this.

1705
01:42:15.750 --> 01:42:17.457
Come on, Mary. Dig deep.

1706
01:42:17.458 --> 01:42:19.250
Come on.

1707
01:42:20.791 --> 01:42:21.874
Breathe!

1708
01:42:21.875 --> 01:42:24.915
Come on. Push!

1709
01:42:24.916 --> 01:42:28.124
Push! Push!

1710
01:42:28.125 --> 01:42:30.999
Yay! Whoo-hoo!

1711
01:42:31.000 --> 01:42:32.750
What shall we call it?

1712
01:42:33.666 --> 01:42:36.666
How about... Jesus?

1713
01:42:37.708 --> 01:42:38.875
Sounds good.

1714
01:42:39.375 --> 01:42:43.707
Meanwhile,
the heavenly, beautiful, angelic Gabriel

1715
01:42:43.708 --> 01:42:46.374
found the shepherds and the Wise Men.

1716
01:42:46.375 --> 01:42:49.165
- Shepherds? Wise Man.
- And presented them to baby Jesus.

1717
01:42:49.166 --> 01:42:51.665
- Shepherd... Yeah.
- They brought him some gold...

1718
01:42:51.666 --> 01:42:52.707
...frankincense...

1719
01:42:52.708 --> 01:42:54.707
...and myrrh!

1720
01:42:54.708 --> 01:42:56.082
- You got the gold?
- There you go.

1721
01:42:56.083 --> 01:42:57.165
All right, push it. Okay.

1722
01:42:57.166 --> 01:42:58.999
- That's it. Come on, this way.
- Come on, Tib.

1723
01:42:59.000 --> 01:43:00.415
Come on. Look, Jesus!

1724
01:43:00.416 --> 01:43:03.374
- We got you gold! Frankincense!
- Oh, lovely!

1725
01:43:03.375 --> 01:43:04.624
And myrrh!

1726
01:43:04.625 --> 01:43:07.000
Hooray!

1727
01:43:07.583 --> 01:43:13.957
<i>Silent night, holy night</i>

1728
01:43:13.958 --> 01:43:20.374
<i>All is calm, all is bright</i>

1729
01:43:20.375 --> 01:43:26.207
<i>Round yon virgin, mother and child</i>

1730
01:43:26.208 --> 01:43:30.874
<i>Away in a manger</i>

1731
01:43:30.875 --> 01:43:35.332
<i>No crib for a bed</i>

1732
01:43:35.333 --> 01:43:39.457
<i>The little Lord Jesus</i>

1733
01:43:39.458 --> 01:43:43.915
<i>Laid down his sweet head</i>

1734
01:43:43.916 --> 01:43:48.540
<i>The stars in the bright sky</i>

1735
01:43:48.541 --> 01:43:52.540
<i>Looked down where he lay</i>

1736
01:43:52.541 --> 01:43:56.749
<i>The little Lord Jesus</i>

1737
01:43:56.750 --> 01:44:00.916
<i>Asleep on the hay</i>

1738
01:44:01.416 --> 01:44:05.707
<i>The cattle are lowing</i>

1739
01:44:05.708 --> 01:44:10.582
<i>The baby awakes</i>

1740
01:44:10.583 --> 01:44:14.790
<i>But little Lord Jesus</i>

1741
01:44:14.791 --> 01:44:18.874
<i>No crying he makes...</i>

1742
01:44:18.875 --> 01:44:21.250
- Daddy.
- It's time.

1743
01:44:28.583 --> 01:44:30.416
I'm all right.
No, I'm all right. I'm all right.

1744
01:44:32.125 --> 01:44:33.291
Oh God.

1745
01:44:40.125 --> 01:44:41.708
My Junie.

1746
01:44:49.625 --> 01:44:50.666
<i>Junie</i>

1747
01:44:51.916 --> 01:44:54.208
<i>Oh, Junie</i>

1748
01:44:55.166 --> 01:44:57.833
<i>Just an old sweet song</i>

1749
01:44:58.458 --> 01:45:00.541
<i>Keeps my Junie</i>

1750
01:45:01.625 --> 01:45:03.916
<i>On my mind</i>

1751
01:45:05.208 --> 01:45:07.250
<i>I said Junie</i>

1752
01:45:07.833 --> 01:45:10.791
<i>Oh, my Junie</i>

1753
01:45:11.625 --> 01:45:15.375
<i>A song of you</i>

1754
01:45:15.958 --> 01:45:18.708
<i>Comes as sweet and clear</i>

1755
01:45:19.625 --> 01:45:24.208
<i>As moonlight through the pines</i>

1756
01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:12.707 line:5%
- Lovely.
- What've you got?

1757
01:46:12.708 --> 01:46:15.999 line:5%
- Dad, want to come and sit with me?
- Gooducken two years in a row.

1758
01:46:16.000 --> 01:46:17.708
- Practically a tradition now.
- Yes!

1759
01:46:21.375 --> 01:46:24.457
<i>Hello, you dear little thing.</i>

1760
01:46:24.458 --> 01:46:25.665
What have you got?

1761
01:46:25.666 --> 01:46:27.790
<i>I hope that one day, you read this letter</i>

1762
01:46:27.791 --> 01:46:30.166
<i>and feel that you've met me, somewhat.</i>

1763
01:46:30.666 --> 01:46:33.916
<i>I would've loved nothing more
than to meet you.</i>

1764
01:46:34.708 --> 01:46:37.583
<i>You're gorgeous. I know you are.</i>

1765
01:46:38.083 --> 01:46:40.125
<i>I bet you look just like your mummy.</i>

1766
01:46:40.625 --> 01:46:42.915
<i>She's a very special person, you know.</i>

1767
01:46:42.916 --> 01:46:45.874
<i>She's never cared what other people think,</i>

1768
01:46:45.875 --> 01:46:48.415
<i>and I've always admired that about her.</i>

1769
01:46:48.416 --> 01:46:51.457
<i>But please tell her Nanna said</i>

1770
01:46:51.458 --> 01:46:54.040
<i>she really mustn't wear yellow.</i>

1771
01:46:54.041 --> 01:46:55.291
<i>She'll listen to you.</i>

1772
01:46:57.583 --> 01:46:59.582
<i>I wish I could be there for your arrival,</i>

1773
01:46:59.583 --> 01:47:02.749
<i>but you've got a wonderful family
to welcome you.</i>

1774
01:47:02.750 --> 01:47:04.665
<i>Your aunties, Molly and Julia,</i>

1775
01:47:04.666 --> 01:47:06.249
<i>and your uncle Connor</i>

1776
01:47:06.250 --> 01:47:07.916
<i>will always hold your hand,</i>

1777
01:47:08.416 --> 01:47:10.624
<i>and they will love you no matter what.</i>

1778
01:47:10.625 --> 01:47:12.541
- Shh!
- <i>Like I do.</i>

1779
01:47:13.375 --> 01:47:14.625
<i>So much.</i>

1780
01:47:15.416 --> 01:47:18.416
<i>I'm so excited for you
to get to know this beautiful world.</i>

1781
01:47:18.916 --> 01:47:21.166
<i>You've got it all to look forward to,
my darling.</i>

1782
01:47:22.166 --> 01:47:24.250
<i>Make lots of memories.</i>

1783
01:47:24.833 --> 01:47:27.083
<i>Good memories help you live forever.</i>

1784
01:47:27.583 --> 01:47:29.040
<i>Just like me.</i>

1785
01:47:29.041 --> 01:47:30.290
Wow!

1786
01:47:30.291 --> 01:47:31.375
Right. Wow.

1787
01:47:38.375 --> 01:47:42.707
<i>Oh, now, remember to be silly,
and don't take things too seriously.</i>

1788
01:47:42.708 --> 01:47:44.457
<i>It's important to have a good laugh.</i>

1789
01:47:44.458 --> 01:47:46.457
<i>Your grandad will show you how to do that.</i>

1790
01:47:46.458 --> 01:47:49.208
- Can I try some?
- Absolutely nothing!

1791
01:47:49.791 --> 01:47:51.832
<i>Please tell Mummy that I miss her.</i>

1792
01:47:51.833 --> 01:47:52.790
Tibby!

1793
01:47:52.791 --> 01:47:54.625
<i>And I'm so proud of her.</i>

1794
01:47:55.125 --> 01:47:58.540
<i>And never, please, never stop telling her</i>

1795
01:47:58.541 --> 01:48:00.415
<i>that you love her.</i>

1796
01:48:00.416 --> 01:48:02.333
<i>It will make her heart sing.</i>

1797
01:48:02.833 --> 01:48:06.540
- Makes your lips a bit tingly!
- Oh, yeah, well...

1798
01:48:06.541 --> 01:48:08.625
- Oh, yeah...
- It's making them tingle.

1799
01:48:10.416 --> 01:48:12.000
<i>I've had a wonderful life</i>

1800
01:48:12.500 --> 01:48:14.958
<i>simply being part of this family.</i>

1801
01:48:16.416 --> 01:48:18.290
<i>My greatest achievement</i>

1802
01:48:18.291 --> 01:48:20.625
<i>and my biggest adventure.</i>

1803
01:48:21.458 --> 01:48:22.666
Raise your glasses.

1804
01:48:24.291 --> 01:48:25.375
To June.

1805
01:48:26.083 --> 01:48:27.040
- To Nanna.
- To Mum.

1806
01:48:27.041 --> 01:48:28.291
- June.
- To Mum.

1807
01:48:28.791 --> 01:48:30.541
- To Mum.
- Merry Christmas, Dad.

1808
01:48:31.875 --> 01:48:33.083
We love you.

1809
01:48:33.583 --> 01:48:34.540
Cheers, darling.

1810
01:48:34.541 --> 01:48:36.749
<i>If you ever need me, I'm still here,</i>

1811
01:48:36.750 --> 01:48:39.833
<i>just pottering around
in all my old memories,</i>

1812
01:48:40.333 --> 01:48:42.374
<i>jumping from one to the next.</i>

1813
01:48:42.375 --> 01:48:45.166
Benji! Benji, it's snowing!

1814
01:48:45.833 --> 01:48:46.833
- Aah!
- Hooray!

1815
01:48:49.541 --> 01:48:51.916
<i>I will forever be here, my angel,</i>

1816
01:48:52.416 --> 01:48:54.250
<i>in heart and soul</i>

1817
01:48:55.333 --> 01:48:57.541
<i>until we meet one day.</i>

1818
01:48:59.166 --> 01:49:00.416
<i>I love you.</i>

1819
01:49:01.541 --> 01:49:03.208
<i>I love you all.</i>

1820
01:49:06.041 --> 01:49:07.291
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1821
01:49:08.083 --> 01:49:09.083
<i>June.</i>

1822
01:49:29.791 --> 01:49:35.666
<i>A mother's song can never be unheard</i>

1823
01:49:37.333 --> 01:49:40.207
<i>Her soothin' voice can calm</i>

1824
01:49:40.208 --> 01:49:45.500
<i>The stormy seas with just one word</i>

1825
01:49:46.291 --> 01:49:51.000
<i>Little ones
You'll miss me when I'm gone</i>

1826
01:49:53.875 --> 01:49:59.458
<i>Go ahead and cry but not for long</i>

1827
01:50:01.958 --> 01:50:08.250
<i>The coming snow
Will let you know I'm here</i>

1828
01:50:09.708 --> 01:50:13.790
<i>It falls down slow, so gentle, so</i>

1829
01:50:13.791 --> 01:50:17.541
<i>To kiss you on your ear</i>

1830
01:50:20.458 --> 01:50:25.916
<i>See me in the songs we used to play</i>

1831
01:50:28.125 --> 01:50:34.000
<i>That way I will never go away</i>

1832
01:50:35.416 --> 01:50:39.958
<i>And when you cry remember</i>

1833
01:50:40.541 --> 01:50:44.083
<i>The love I had with you</i>

1834
01:50:48.708 --> 01:50:53.707
<i>And always try remember</i>

1835
01:50:53.708 --> 01:50:57.708
<i>The last thing we would do</i>

1836
01:51:00.583 --> 01:51:05.958
<i>We would have our good goodbye</i>

1837
01:51:08.250 --> 01:51:14.583
<i>Just before I close my eyes</i>

1838
01:51:15.916 --> 01:51:20.916
<i>We would have our good goodbye</i>

1839
01:51:23.458 --> 01:51:29.750
<i>Just before I close my eyes</i>

1840
01:51:30.708 --> 01:51:35.333
<i>And when you cry remember</i>

1841
01:51:35.833 --> 01:51:40.333
<i>The love I had with you</i>

1842
01:51:43.875 --> 01:51:48.749
<i>And always try remember</i>

1843
01:51:48.750 --> 01:51:53.208
<i>The last thing we would do</i>

1844
01:51:55.875 --> 01:52:00.791
<i>We would have our good goodbye</i>

1845
01:52:03.458 --> 01:52:09.333
<i>Just before I close my eyes</i>

1846
01:52:11.083 --> 01:52:16.875
<i>We would have our good goodbye</i>

1847
01:52:18.625 --> 01:52:25.583
<i>Just before I close my eyes</i>