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(dramatic music) (bugs buzz)
- Josi, what are you doing out here
all alone in the dark?
Why are you the most difficult child to keep track of here?
- My sister's up there.
- Your sister's in heaven? - No, she's in the heavens.
(dramatic music)
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- You just have to trust that I know she is there, on Earth.
Please allow me to go.
- You have no idea if your Gemini is alive or even exists.
That being said, for the sake of argument,
let's say your instincts are correct
and you do have a Gemini alive on Earth.
You can't tell us even if she wants
to leave her Earthly life to return to Gliese.
We cannot allow you
to embark on a cosmic fishing expedition on the belief
that your feelings and instincts are 100% accurate.
- They are accurate, and of course she wants to come home.
- We have been through this many times, Colly.
The rule of law is very clear.
You are not permitted to leave the Centurion belt under any
circumstances.
The risk to your own life in showing our presence
to others is too risky.
- She is alive.
I can feel her, counselors.
I can find her. I need to find her.
I'm asking for your help, your permission,
and your sanction, please.
- Council?
- Nay.
- The council has spoken. We must deny you.
(mellow music)
♪ You can keep me in your box of bones ♪
♪ Like a wounded bird you found while walking home ♪
♪ I'm peeling layer by layer off the wall ♪
♪ Where did the sunlight go ♪
♪ When did the threshold fall ♪
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
♪ That I could almost settle for you ♪
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
♪ You're feeling lonely too ♪
♪ You can keep me in your plastic bag ♪
♪ Make a vacuum in my throat ♪
♪ I'll try not to gag ♪
♪ At your drawn-on smile or your X's for eyes ♪
♪ When you say I am yours, love, would you be mine ♪
♪ I'm so broken ♪
♪ That I could almost settle for you ♪
♪ I'm so broken ♪
♪ You're feeling broken too ♪
- She has no idea. Does she? - I think Colly does know.
- At this point, it doesn't really matter.
- Rigel, if Colly knows, doesn't it stand to reason
Josi does too?
- Hard to say without any degree of certainty.
Let's assume she does until we need them.
Does it really matter?
- No. Probably not.
There will come a time when we will need them.
Until such a time,
I think it's a good idea to keep an eye on them.
I think they will be preoccupied for quite some time
just trying to figure out if each other exists.
- No, it's absolutely paramount
that Colly does not get to Earth.
Her arrival there would set off a reaction of incidents
that we are not prepared to handle,
let alone the inhabitants of Earth.
We know she's being watched.
The people think that she has knowledge of the artifact
because of her lineage,
and that is the type of repercussions
that they will not be able to handle.
- Okay, Pancros.
I've never seen you ever
this worked up for a request to Earth.
You knew the mother, correct?
- Calista?
Yes. Very well.
- And she died on Earth, from what I read.
Is that right?
- She died on Earth.
The twins were very young.
Newborns, actually.
Of no choice of her own,
she had them on Earth, then things got complicated.
Calista was killed,
and the American Earth government was in a bad spot.
Through a series of miscommunications,
the girls were somehow separated.
Josi was placed in an orphanage on Earth,
and Colly came back here to Gliese.
- You knowingly left the other sister on Earth?
They're both Star Hunters.
So you're alright with Gliese having a star hunter on Earth?
- Listen, the situation wasn't ideal.
We were under pressure from both Earth
and Gliese to wrap the situation up quickly and quietly.
I knew Colly would eventually want to get her sister.
Frankly, I thought it would've been sooner.
I imagine Josi has not fully developed her power
and skills due to not being on Gliese
or near any other star hunter.
Both fortunately and unfortunately,
they're the last of the breed.
Once they're both gone, that race will be extinct.
- Josi must be developing her skills somehow.
Colly knows she's there, which means
they'll soon be able to start communicating.
That is why we need to keep Colly
as far away from Earth as possible.
- Colly will make it to Earth. You know that, don't you?
- Probably. - She'll be strange on Earth.
- She's strange here.
- Will she have her blush on Earth?
- To a certain extent, yes,
but it will probably be limited
to parlor tricks and silliness at first.
- They are lethal, Pancros.
- I know, old friend, but they are the last.
(birds call)
(camera shutters)
(dramatic music)
(indistinct radio chatter)
- [Radio] She's coming to (indistinct).
She will be there soon.
Wait for my order. (dramatic music)
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(bell rings)
Alright, kids. Have a good weekend.
- Hey, so I was thinking of going
to Mandell's for drinks tonight.
You never come, but I figured since test week is over
and you're the best teacher, do you think you wanna come
for one drink, three?
You in?
- As always, I very much appreciate the offer,
but I took some pictures in the park today
that I really wanna look through tonight.
- Seriously, that's the excuse you're gonna use, Josi?
- Okay, okay, fine. Fine.
What time? - Oh, seriously, thank you.
Oh, like an hour, maybe sooner. Alright.
And you should probably leave here
and come straight there so you don't back out.
We'll see you there.
- See you, Grace.
(upbeat music)
(indistinct chatter)
- Josi.
You came.
- Drinking.
Just sit down. Oh, hi.
Hi. Can I please have a club soda with a lime?
- I'm sorry. You just want club soda?
You don't want a vodka soda?
- Just club soda. - Okay, you got it.
- Hi, how are you doing?
How many of these have you had?
- A couple.
- Too many. Okay.
- There you are.
- Keep the change. - Are you sure?
- Delicious. - Thank you. Appreciate it.
- Oh, Grace.
(upbeat music)
You know what? It's getting kinda late.
I, I've gotta get going. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
Thank you so much. - Okay. Alright.
Oh, I had so much fun. Thanks for coming out.
- Alright, I'll see you soon.
Alright, I'm gonna pay my tab. I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay. Be safe.
Okay.
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(distorted music)
- Josi, can you hear me?
I am your Gemini twin. I'm coming for you.
You have something with you that will help me.
It's a round blue sphere. Look for it.
I promise we will find each other.
Let's find each other, Josi.
- Scissors, scissors, scissors. I need scissors.
- I'll see you soon. (dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
- Which one of you is Fietch? - Who's asking?
- Are you Fietch? - I am.
- My name is Colly.
I was told that you could help me obtain something
that I am in need of.
- Books. Take a walk.
- So how can I help you, Colly?
- We apparently have a mutual friend who suggested I speak
with you about getting to the Calamaroon star.
More specifically, Earth.
- Earth? Why in the galaxies would you wanna go to Earth?
- My sister is there.
I would like to retrieve her and bring her home.
Not that it's any of your concern.
- Well, it all concerns me and it's costly
and it's risky for you and for me.
- I know the risks, thank you.
- I mean, first you're gonna have to avoid the wormholes.
Then you have to avoid Gliese security.
- I am well aware of what I'm getting myself into,
Mr. Fietch.
- Do you?
Without a mancraft, you know the odds
of being picked up is 5%?
Sure you don't wanna get stranded out there?
Unless of course you can find somebody stupid enough
to pick you up on Earth.
- Why don't you let me worry about that?
- No. The more risky it is, the more it's gonna cost you.
I mean, you're gonna need a return orb,
a remote return orb.
Without that, you're stuck.
- Look, I have plenty of money.
The question is, do you have a reliable orb
to get me there or not?
- No, I have a reliable orb, but it doesn't have a cloak.
So even the most primitive tracking like Earth's,
they're gonna see you coming from a million miles away
as soon as you hit the outer space.
- Why don't you let me worry about that?
- When do you want to go? - Soon.
Tonight.
I believe I've learned enough about Earth's culture,
at least well enough to get by.
Hopefully to blend in.
Their customs and history are rich and complicated,
but I feel like I'll be just fine.
- Oh yeah.
I mean their primitive culture,
there's no question, they'll probably be gone in 50 clicks.
- Not from what I've read.
They are a very clever species
of people whom I believe you're underestimating greatly.
- Well, they didn't invent Rolling Rock and Buddy Presley,
- Your Earth knowledge is ignorant.
Look, this is half of what I'm willing to pay
to make this happen.
- Well, okay, I wanna be paid in full
before you leave, space girl.
I think your chances of making it back are 5% at best.
So if that's agreeable, do we have a deal?
- Deal.
I'll be back later tonight
to make sure everything is ready, especially the orb.
- Hmm. Yeah.
I'll make sure.
You just don't get yourself killed.
You go get your sister. Or even worse, you get stranded.
- And by the way, it's Buddy Holly and it's rock and roll.
- Is that her?
- That was her. She took the bait.
Rigel has a contact on Earth
that's gonna help us hunt the girls
while we search for the weapon.
- Louis started crying
because he thought Carlotta got more pizza than he did.
Carlotta said that they got exactly the same amount.
Miss Andolini?
- Miss Andolini!
- Oh, sorry kids.
I was in my own world there for a second.
Okay, why don't we go to page 88?
Stella, do you wanna start us off? Top of the page.
First paragraph.
- The fourth grade class had their brownie dessert party
for having the highest attendance in one grading period.
Small pans of brownies were cut into...
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- I will let him know that you're here.
- Thanks.
Okay.
Okay. Just gotta look out for the black holes.
Black holes suck.
- Quite literally they do
and they don't spit you out.
Also, look out for worm holes.
- I paid extra, so I was hoping
for a no black hole guarantee.
- Oh, not gonna happen.
Now you know you have a 5% chance
of getting there and back safely.
5%.
Alright, well here's the nav system.
We'll just plug it in. Should work just fine in the orb.
- Should? - Yeah.
Listen, people that want to go to Earth, they ask me.
They want to go to big cities, New York, Chicago, LA
or that place where they actually think
that they're gonna find our existence.
Where are you going?
- Youngstown, Ohio. - Youngstown, Ohio.
- I can feel her there Fietch. - Now, I'm sure you can.
But listen, the orb is gonna take you there,
but not exactly to where you wanna go.
It's gonna be in the vicinity.
Now understand, the minute you hit
that launch button in a nanosecond, you have to be prepared
and then be prepared when you're gonna land and land safely.
Listen, Earth has defenses.
They're arrogant, they're crazy,
they're defensive and they're aggressive.
They will blow you outta the sky. Do you understand?
- Yes. I am well versed in this.
I am prepared.
Now, gimme my orb please.
- Okay. Books. - [Books] Yes sir.
- Hang on a second. Listen, I got something for you.
Little surprise. It's been good for me.
These will be good to you. Take that.
Oh, and I have a Earth card in Earth currency.
You can use that.
- Stellar. Where did you get these?
- Oh, I have my secrets like you have yours.
But they've always been good to me. They've brought me luck.
And you're gonna need all the luck you can get.
- Stupid Earth goggles?
- Yeah, listen, when you get there, just remember, as soon
as you land the orb, remember where it is.
If you forget, nobody is coming to save you.
You lose it, you're stranded.
- Yes, I am completely aware.
Oh, and Fietch? Thanks.
- You're welcome.
Program this for Youngstown, Ohio.
- Yes sir. - Have no idea where that is.
Sounds like a fun place.
(dramatic music)
(engines blast)
- Are we sure this isn't the Russians or the Chinese?
- Negative, sir.
We tracked it through the dome.
It hit the atmosphere going over Nepal, heading west.
It was at highest subsonic speeds. It looked Gliesean.
- Gliesean? Do we know where it went?
- Negative again, when it went west, it enabled some sort
of cooking mechanism.
- Bonilla.
- We have no one scheduled from Gliese, sir.
- Give me Pancros, however you have to do it, now.
- Yes, sir.
(radio statics)
(indistinct radio chatter)
- Is...
- [Radio] Youngstown, Ohio, she arrived.
Look for the sister. (dramatic music)
(galactic music)
(engines blast)
- Lucky goggles, indeed. At least I'm alive.
Well, there's officially a 0% chance of returning that now.
Great.
(mysterious music)
What a cute horse. (mysterious music)
Okay, you know how to do this.
Read enough books.
You can do this. (mysterious music)
(engine rumbles)
(rock music)
Nope. Stalling.
(engine rumbles) (rock music)
♪ You stepped on it ♪
♪ You slept on it ♪
♪ You got your nasty breath on it ♪
♪ You dabbed in on a tampon ♪
♪ And shoved it up your ass ♪
♪ You bummed it ♪
♪ You gummed it ♪
♪ You washed it down with rum ♪
- Sir, according to Bonilla, he just relayed to me
that Pancros says she needs more time.
And she said, as soon as she gathers information,
she'll get right back to us.
- Not acceptable.
- I feel like they know exactly what's going on.
- But sir, according to this report here,
it says from the Galaxy Control Office in Gliese,
they said they absolutely have no ships
heading this direction.
- Sir, you're gonna wanna see this.
So this was just uploaded today on social media.
These teenagers that were skateboarding,
they captured something shooting through the sky.
(engines blasting)
- Where was this filmed?
- Columbiana Ohio, sir.
And sir, that's, that's not all.
There is another video.
That orb, we were able to track
because it was visible on radar when it entered the Earth's
atmosphere as it traveled west.
We think, from that video, it landed somewhere
in the outskirts of Columbiana.
And then there's another video showing a similar orb trail
coming from the west, but traveling east.
- And what city was that over?
- We believe North, sir. Youngstown.
They're both right here, sir, in our area.
- What's the cover story?
What is the cover story?
- Sir, we've already released to the press
that they are SR 71s
and they're from NASA and they went off course.
- Smith grab teams of agents
and head to all the surrounding cities.
It would appear that the Gliesans know that it's here.
- Absolutely, sir.
(engines blasting)
- Yes, yes, yes. (dramatic music)
(car beeping)
- Gas.
Gas, gas.
(engine revs)
♪ At by bed every night, I'd kneel to pray ♪
♪ In my Christian roots, that's where I stay ♪
♪ Met a sweet guy from Tennessee ♪
♪ Didn't know I had my work cut our for me ♪
♪ That guy down south, thought he had it altogether ♪
♪ It was going so well 'til I had to meet his mother ♪
(buttons beeping)
♪ You say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
♪ Mother trucker ♪
♪ You say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
♪ Mother trucker ♪
♪ Your mother came riding right down the street ♪
♪ She pulled up in her truck right next to me ♪
♪ Hell on wheels, she's throwing fire at me ♪
♪ Talking 'bout how better off her son could be ♪
♪ She's a controlling freak, had enough ♪
♪ Always pumping off when he gets home late ♪
♪ Like a 30-year-old man can't catch a break ♪
♪ With a mama who's always gotta get her way ♪
♪ You say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
♪ Mother trucker ♪
♪ You say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
♪ Mother trucker ♪
♪ Tryna kick it to the next level ♪
♪ Keep on track ♪
♪ But, one step forward means two steps back ♪
♪ Making out in the kitchen, what's cooking ♪
♪ When I opened up my eyes and I caught her looking ♪
♪ Now don't get me wrong, let me say everything ♪
♪ But she ain't worth a diamond ring ♪
♪ She say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
♪ Mother trucker ♪
♪ You say you're just his mother ♪
♪ But you're nothing other than a mother ♪
- She's still hot even though she can't dance.
- Right. You're desperate.
Sit back. Sit back.
- I think she's beautiful.
- She's got it.
- Look at her go.
I don't know what she's doing, but she looks good doing it.
Oh no, here she comes.
- No. Ew.
Get away. Get away
- Now, Gary.
- How do you know my name?
- Do you still try on your sister Patty's bra
and underwear when everyone
leaves for church Sunday mornings?
- What the? (group laughs)
No, that's not true.
- Thought so. - I knew it.
I knew I've seen him in some panties before.
- That's not true. That's not, no.
No. That is not true.
- Gonna need you to move.
- Excuse me?
- Get up.
- Young man.
Well, are you gonna get up
or do I need to throw you like your old man?
- So, what's our plan?
- Marco said we have to search for the weapons first,
then we execute the Star Hunters.
- We've got a little bit of time, okay?
Let's settle in to Earth.
Girls are gonna be preoccupied for a bit.
- Hey, what's the problem?
I need you to get out of my bar.
Jesus.
- Earthlings.
♪ Where you'll never ♪
♪ I hid it where you'll never ♪
♪ The spell, the spell ♪
♪ How was it made ♪
♪ As I fell asleep I heard them pray ♪
♪ Fruit out of season ♪
♪ Truth decayed ♪
♪ In a bed of acid ♪
♪ Is where it stayed but ♪
♪ I hid it where you'll never ♪
♪ Find it ♪
♪ Spit or swallow ♪
♪ Throat so hollow ♪
♪ Better luck next time ♪
♪ Spit or swallow ♪
- I'm glad you're finally here.
- We have a major problem. Four to be exact.
(upbeat music)
- Where am I?
(engine revs)
- You want a car? - Lady,
I can't even afford shoes, let alone a Ferrari.
- Keys are in it. All yours.
- [Driver] Woo hoo!
(rock music)
- Hi. Have you ever been here before?
- I can without a doubt say that I never have.
- Oh, okay. Awesome.
So behind me are all the drinks
that we have available tonight
and we make all of it ourselves.
Can I get you something to drink?
- Why don't you get me whatever your favorite is?
- Absolutely. Coming right up.
Here you are. This is our Night Rider hard cider.
If you like apples, you'll love it.
- Ah, yes. Apples.
I will drink the apples.
- What do you think?
- I like Apples.
(upbeat music)
- Pancros, this is Special Agent Andy Ceca.
Agent Ceca is new to the project.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Sit down
- Agent Ceca,
this is Pancros,
the grand counselor of Gliese.
- Gliese? I only ever heard rumors of Gliese.
- Agent Andy Ceca.
Graduate at the FBI Academy. Top of your class to boot.
He wrote a paper on Project Blue Book
to raise a lot of eyebrows.
Your theory on deep sea extraterrestrials
was very interesting.
I also understand that you consider yourself to be sort
of a UFO hunter.
Is that true?
- Why, yes sir. I hunt for Bigfoot and other cryptids.
- Well, agent Ceca what I'm about to tell you
may shock you or it may not.
Needless to say, this conversation is considered
above top secret.
- Sir, I, I don't think I have that type of clearance.
- Well, you do now.
Since the 1950s,
our government and other select governments have been aware
of and had relationships
with alien life forms from other planets.
One of our closest allies is a species
from the planet Gliese.
- Gliese is real.
And I am here because we have real problems.
Earlier this evening,
there were two unscheduled landings from Gliese
here on Earth.
One of those ships carried three dangerous criminals.
The other ship brought someone who isn't a criminal,
but she is one of the most dangerous people in this galaxy,
which now places five incredibly dangerous
beings on this planet.
- Wait, you said four came from Gliese, not five.
- Yes.
The fifth has been here on Earth
and has been since birth.
She is unaware of her capabilities at this time.
Her twin sister is the individual that arrived here alone.
Pancros and myself have been working together along
with galaxy control
and Gliese's forces for 30 years.
And for the last 22, we've tried to make sure
that these two sisters do not ever make
contact with each other.
- The Earthling sister will discover her powers more
the closer she and her sister come to one another.
- So what's my role in this?
- You are being tasked with the assignment to work with
and assist Pancros
in apprehending these three Gliesan outlaws.
- I have so many questions.
First, top of my head is why here?
- You may have heard of a rumor that,
of something called the artifact.
Well, it's real. It rests here in the Ohio Valley.
- Why Youngstown?
- Exactly.
- Sir, yes sir. I'm ready to get started immediately.
- Good. You'll come with me.
Hopefully we can have this wrapped up soon,
before anything crazy happens.
- We think we have news on the passengers of those ships.
It's not good.
- We're too late.
- [Radio] GTA suspect states a woman gave him the Ferrari
also states the damage
to the front driver's side was from the woman.
- [Suspect] Yeah.
So don't be pinning that on me.
- [Radio] Sir, shut up please.
He says the woman had long black hair
with silver rings hanging from it.
- [Suspect] She gave me the car.
I shouldn't be held liable for the theft.
- [Radio] Sir, shut up.
- It's her.
That's the alien.
Vent. (dramatic music)
(rock music)
(dramatic music)
Where are the girls?
(Josi coughing) (dramatic music)
(Josi screams)
- Are you okay?
- No, no, no.
No. (screams)
(Josi coughs)
(Colly gasps) (dramatic music)
(phone rings)
- [Voice] Cary are you there?
Is this Carrie? - Yes.
- [Voice] This is the front desk
with the wake up call you requested.
Just making sure that you are awake.
- Yes. Yes, I am awake.
- [Voice] Okay, well if there's nothing else that you need.
- Oh, is there a nearby coffee shop?
- [Voice] Only one that I can think of.
- Even better. Where is it located?
(dramatic music)
(vehicles whirring)
(sirens blare)
(dramatic music)
(Josi gasps)
- Colly?
(sirens blare)
Colly. (dramatic music)
Colly?
(dramatic music continues)
Colly!
Colly! - Josi!
(both screaming)
- It's you. I knew it was you.
(both laughing)
- Your hair. Your hair is so dark.
- Yours is so light!
- Oh my god, your freckles are like mine.
They're the same.
(dramatic music continues)
I can't believe you're here.
- Josi, why couldn't I feel you this morning?
I felt you since I've landed.
And then this morning there was nothing.
- I saw something awful.
Not in person, but I felt like I was standing there
watching it happen and I couldn't help.
These visions.
They're something that just started.
I think they began when you got here.
I saw a man violently rape a young girl.
And the stranger thing is that
I think I photographed him.
(someone knocks)
- Don't answer. What if it's the bump?
- What the heck is the bump?
- The guy you saw rape that girl today.
- It's okay. Calm down, I got it.
- Order for Josi.
- It's our dinner.
Oh, sorry about my sister. She's from out town.
- Boring girls. Alright.
- What's the deal with those stupid goggles anyway?
- I will have you know, torquoid,
that these goggles are not only an important part
of Earth culture, they're also very lucky.
It's the whole reason I'm alive.
And also, a bump is what we call a criminal
who has committed such heinous crimes
that the only punishment for their actions is death.
We should go hunt for him.
- Oh no. Come, let's enjoy the food.
I need to know why I can do these things, you know?
See into people and understand things I never could before.
- Oh that? That, my sweet sister is called blush.
It's a very rare gift, Josi. Not everyone can do it.
In fact, most of everyone on Gliese
doesn't even believe it exists.
They scoff at it. They think it's just an old magic trick.
But the interesting part is the older I get,
the more it seems to develop.
Is it the same for you?
- I mean, I guess you could say I had a hint
of it growing up, but it really wasn't until you got here
that I could do these things.
It's so weird.
Oh, Colly. Colly.
What are our parents like?
- Honestly, I never met them.
All they told me was that our mother died
on Earth or somewhere in the solar system.
And I checked, there's almost nothing in the hall
of records on Gliese other than the fact
that she was a star warrior,
an excellent space traveler.
Her name was Calista.
- What about our father?
- There's no information on him.
No records anywhere. It doesn't make any sense.
And I can't seem to figure out why you had to stay here
and I was able to go back home.
But, perhaps we will never know.
But it doesn't matter anymore
because I found you.
Josi, they told me that you weren't alive,
that you didn't exist, that I was crazy.
And here you are.
We're not gonna be alone anymore.
And that's all that matters, right?
- I've known that something was missing my entire life
and here you are.
You came across the universe to find me.
You risked your life to save me
and I can't wait to go to Gliese.
Oh my gosh. And learn about our home.
Can I be a teacher there?
I don't know anything.
- Hello? Gliese to Josi, incoming.
Listen, it's not that simple.
Okay, getting here was the safe part.
Getting back home, a completely different story.
- What do you mean?
- My pod may have taken on some damage when I landed,
but I'm hoping the guy who gave me the orb will be able
to track its location and come and get us.
But judging based off of the area that I landed, the chances
of that seem pretty infanticimal at this point.
- How infanticimal of a chance are we talking?
- 5%. - What?
- Or less?
- Colly, why didn't you tell me this right away?
- What do you mean? What did you want me to do?
Tell you, hey, we're gonna be stuck here forever?
- Forever?
- Exactly.
See, listen, look, I tried
to get permission from the Gliese council
and they denied me.
So yes, if nobody comes to get us,
I will be stuck here forever and so will you.
But that's not so bad, right? Because we have each other.
That's all we need.
- I understand.
Would've done the same.
- Okay, so just gimme some time.
We'll figure this out. Okay?
But in the meantime, let's make the most of it.
(upbeat music)
♪ Gotta tell me ♪
♪ Oh, darling tell me ♪
♪ When do I see my family again ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm so lonely ♪
♪ And you're my only ♪
♪ Friend ♪
- Where could they be?
- We followed every single lead.
- They split up.
They knew it'd be harder to track 'em that way.
- Well, we know they're still here in the area.
Now I know you don't want to hear this, Pancros,
especially given the history.
It's most serendipitous timing. You can't deny that.
- Don't you dare.
You and I both know part of the reason they came here was
because she came first.
They knew somehow she was coming.
- They are Star Hunters.
They're the two beings powerful enough to find them.
You know what they're here for.
- She has no incentive to hunt them
and can't do it on her own.
It would take the two of them together to find them.
- That's what I wanted to share with you sirs.
And ma'am.
I have a report from a beat cop showing the
woman that matched the description from the Ferrari
GTA, the black hair.
- Yes. Yes, Colly.
Spit it out.
Yeah. Well she was leaving up the park with another woman.
- They are together?
- And we're just learning about this?
- Apparently someone from within this agency told them not
to speak about her or the incident.
- I told them to keep it off the radios.
- Go find the girls.
Wallace and I will try to come up with something
to incentivize them to help us.
- It's our only choice to make sure
that things don't get even more out of control.
- It is already out of control, Wallace.
The twins have enemies here on Earth
and I'm sure those people know they are here.
I hope I do not regret this. (dramatic music)
♪ Slowdown ♪
♪ Malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Malacha, malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Malacha, malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Slowdown, malacha ♪
♪ Malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Slowdown malacha ♪
♪ Malacha slowdown ♪
♪ Slowdown ♪
(rock music)
♪ Woo ♪
- Josi.
What is it?
- It's the bump.
- Wait, what?
- Focus, Colly. Can you feel him?
Can you?
Colly.
Someone wants to hurt us. (crying)
- We have to get out of here.
Okay. (dramatic music)
- It's okay. - Colly.
- It's okay. Talk to me.
Who is it?
Come on. Come on.
Focus.
Stop shaking. Focus.
- My first alien hunt.
Here's what's going to happen, ladies.
Let's all three of us take nice little
walk back to my place.
Any noise, any word, any funny stuff,
I'm gonna shoot this one.
- Who are you?
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Oh my god.
- Wait, wait, wait. No, wait, wait, wait. Come back.
Damn it.
Oh! (dramatic music)
(engines fire)
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm okay.
Are you?
- I'm not sure where that came from.
I think I'm okay.
Disgusting pig.
- [Radio] Got a callback for (indistinct)
(sirens blare) (blades whir)
- Run. (energetic music)
- Wait, I don't understand.
Why are we running? He deserved to die.
- That's not how it works here on Earth, Colly.
We don't just publicly execute people that deserve it.
- Are they gonna separate us if they catch us?
- I think that's a pretty safe assumption.
Now would be a great time for you to perform a miracle
and figure out a way for us to get back to Gliese.
- Hello?
- Those aren't going to help us!
- They could.
- Freeze. FBI.
- Go. - Go! Go!
- We are still in pursuit.
The girls are heading to the east side of the warehouses.
(energetic music)
- Please be a rescue orb. Please be a rescue orb.
- What? - You see the lights?
It's a rescue orb!
- That's not a rescue orb, Colly!
- Oh man, I know that woman.
She looks really mad.
- Colly.
(indistinct chatter)
- Shouldn't we wait for Jake? - No, we're leaving.
- Coll.
You said you knew that woman back there. How?
Ah, I do know her, quite well actually.
And that is Pancros. She is the grand counselor of Gliese.
- Wait, she's Gliesan?
- She sure is.
She's also the woman that forbade me
to come here in the first place.
So she's probably pretty upset with me about now.
- You think?
What's going to happen to us, Colly?
I'd imagine I'd be sent back to Gliese to answer
for my crimes.
And you...
They're gonna try to separate us,
after we just found each other.
Grand Counselor.
Look, I know what you're going to say.
- Oh, do you Colly?
Could it possibly be I specifically told
you not to come to Earth?
- Yeah, that that's exactly
what I thought you were gonna say, actually.
- Girls, my name is Director Wallace.
This is Special Agent John Smith, Special Agent Andy Ceca.
- What's going to happen to us?
- Well that depends on the two of you.
- [Josi] How so?
- Colly, when you came here, you were followed
by three criminals from Gliese.
- I know him.
- I know.
- Look. What did you want me to do?
I came here-
- [Pancros] I told you numerous times-
- [Josi] There she is, Grace.
There was someone else with him. What happened?
- You weren't kidding when you talked about their abilities.
These are the other two Gliesan fugitives, Tiggy and Jake.
- The one that you know, Colly. His name is Arch.
- And my friend Grace.
- They found her outside the bar this evening.
- [Pancros] It was the two of them, Josi.
- Did she suffer?
- [Wallace] Yes, she did.
- Arch.
- He's the one who helped me with the orb.
- I figured as much.
There's more to it also.
I am still working on that.
- What do you want from us?
- You have two options.
Option number one, you both separate.
Colly, you go back to Gliese.
Josi, you stay here on Earth
and you stand trial for your crime.
- Or you can help us hunt these three down here on Earth.
Avenge your friend in the process.
- But I'm not a hunter.
- Oh, but you are.
- Here on Earth.
I wanna stay with Josi. We will hunt them.
What happens if we don't find them in time?
- Well, then you go your separate ways
as stated in option one.
- So it's in your best interest
to find these three and quickly.
- I don't care how you do it.
- Just get them off my planet.
You have three days.
Three days until I have to answer to my government
and both of your futures are out of my hands.
Josi, you're no longer a teacher.
- Your superintendent received your immediate
resignation today.
- Fine, let's go. Where do we start?
- Agent Ceca has had a team
that's been trying to track them.
- They somehow keep evading us.
That's where we hope your skills will come into play.
After your friend was murdered,
we do know that they split up.
- Now, Agent Ceca will be with you,
but he is under no circumstance permitted
to engage the fugitives.
- What about what we did to that man in the park?
- That's been taken care of.
At least for now.
- I will stay here on Earth
and I will see you at the end of those three days.
Try not to get yourselves killed in the process.
- Agent Ceca, show them out, take them home.
- Let's go.
- Where have you been?
- Out and about.
- I've received a message that the girls are together
and not only are they together, they've killed the Earthling
that was tailing them.
- What does that matter?
- What do you not comprehend about Star Hunters?
Together, they're dangerous.
We unfortunately are going to have to split up.
We have got to get to the artifact.
- Would you stop calling it that?
You're not a warrior anymore, Arch. It's a weapon.
What kinda weapon is it?
- It's a weapon that was left here on Earth a long time ago.
We've got to get it if we're going after the girls.
It's the only way they can be defeated.
It's a handheld machine
that can destroy a large city
if it's in the wrong hands.
- Well, aren't you half a Star Hunter, Arch?
- Listen, we're almost outta the money we came here with.
We've got to get moving.
That lady from the bar last night didn't have
a ton of cash on her.
- All taking care of, my fine friend.
- Where did you get that?
- It's Earth. It's super easy.
- You have got to sober up.
Listen, we're going to be splitting up.
Tiggy already headed north. You're going west.
This is the farthest east they could possibly be.
- Wait, wait, wait. - You're heading west.
- Aren't we supposed to kill the girls to, Arch?
- They're far too dangerous for that
when they are together.
You're heading west.
West.
- Whatever you say, Archie.
- So, what are your thoughts?
- I don't know. Hard to get a read on those two.
Of course, my impression is
that they are far more capable than what they look.
What they did to the Underwood guy last night?
That was-
- Well that was unfortunate,
but it would appear Mr. Underwood was
not necessarily a model citizen.
I mean the more we check into his background,
it would appear this guy may have been a killer himself.
- Sure, but you, you're sending them out
to potentially kill again.
I never heard you or Pancros saying that
not to kill the Gliesan fugitives.
Right.
You never said dead or alive. Right?
- Listen, Andy, these three fugitives,
they're Gliese's problem, not ours.
I mean, yeah, they're here on Earth
and yes,
they've probably killed more Earthlings than we know about.
And yes, they're a huge drain on our resources.
But understand Andy, they're not Earthlings.
They're Gliesans.
And we are in a position
to strengthen our ties with the council there.
If we play ball now,
then in the future they may play ball with us.
We have a very good idea of what the twins are capable of.
So what if we use them?
What if we give them the most complex Earth crimes, crimes
that have alluded us?
What if we give them free reign to work for us?
- Is that possible?
I mean, have you talked
to the council on Gliese about this?
And I'm sure they want something in return, right?
- Well it was discussed lightly.
That was the purpose of the ultimatum to the girls.
And yes, you're probably right,
they will want something in return.
But Andy, I have a sneaking suspicion that Pancrose knows
what she wants in return already.
And it has something to do with those
girls being here on Earth.
- What could you possibly be referring to, sir?
- I'm not quite sure yet.
But I think it has something to do with
that scar on her face.
- Come on Colly. - [Colly] I'm coming.
- Good Lord. Did you not eat enough of those last night?
- What is Lord?
- Come on.
- Really. - It's a long story.
- Morning ladies. Hope you guys got some rest.
I just left General Wallace
and he hopes you two will be able to
help with these fugitives.
- What are those? - These are tracking devices.
I'll be able to follow you
and if there's any trouble, I'll be close by.
I'll be close, but not too close.
Do you guys need anything?
- No.
So we gonna do this thing or what?
- Oh, you guys are gonna start here?
Okay. Alright.
Goodbye, I guess.
- So what's with you and the agent?
You know what? There's something there.
- Colly. - You know there is.
- Stop it. Stop it.
We're on a mission. Okay?
- Oh. - Wait.
I feel strange, Colly.
- We do.
- Can you feel them?
- I'm not sure that's what I'm feeling.
I can sense them.
I could as soon as we walked outside.
- I think the only thing I'm sensing is my stomach.
I think I had too many bluedoughs.
- I warned you not to eat so many.
And they're called donuts.
Did you see her walking through the woods?
You should have stopped at one, not seven.
So just hang out here then.
Oh no, Colly.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, you okay?
- Oh, I throw up for two seconds.
- It's a girl. - Are you okay?
- It's a girl. She's close.
Can you feel her? - Not yet.
- She's this way.
Focus and you'll feel her. Come on.
She's scared. (dramatic music)
- Give it up.
- No, you three, out. Immediately.
- I know where they're at. - Go.
(horn honks) (crowd gasps)
- Thank you. - Mm hm.
So I trust you two can make it home safely from here.
- Yes. I think that's safe to say.
- Hey, can I chat with you for a minute?
- I'll be in in a second. Okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh, Colly, please refrain from eating any more donuts.
- Can't promise anything. - Don't do it.
I guess being an elementary teacher until yesterday helps
with my patience for my sister.
- So how's this all going for you?
How are you coping with it?
- It's strange. I felt different my entire life.
You know, it's, it's almost
as if I was expecting this at some point.
When Colly came here, something in my brain clicked on
and it feels natural somehow.
But I would love to still be a teacher
in some fashion when all this is over.
- Speaking of professions, it'd be a real help if you two
tried to keep the fugitives alive next time.
Your body count's up to two and-
- Oh, I'm so sorry, Agent Ceca.
What happened today wasn't planned.
And I know you have to answer to Wallace.
- First of all... Pancros.
- My name is Andy, not Agent Ceca.
Second, I'm not holding you
or your sister accountable for any of this.
I'm more concerned for you
and how it's affecting you,
and I just want you to be safe.
And Colly, of course.
- I very much appreciate that and I share your concerns.
I'm gonna head in and get a plan together
with Colly for tomorrow.
- Ah, yes.
Got it.
Well, I'll let you get to it.
Goodnight, Jose.
- Goodnight, Andy. (romantic music)
(phone ringing)
- [Wallace] Talk to me. What happened today?
- Well, they found the female fugitive.
They tried to reason with her, but let's just say their
tactics were a little less than subtle.
- [Wallace] Less than subtle? That's an understatement.
- There was a crowd there that actively saw her
running into the street.
- [Wallace] Yes. Yes, I heard
- Colly tried to reach out and grab her.
Listen sir, I, there isn't much I can do right now.
I'm following orders. Sit back and observe.
- [Wallace] You're right.
Let's just hope this is wrapped up soon.
- Yes sir.
I am on it.
- This is it. I feel at least one of them here.
- I feel him too.
He's on the second floor. And it's just Jake here.
- Ah, come on.
- Hi Jake. Time's up, my friend.
- You're the Star Hunters, aren't you?
- That doesn't matter. It's time for you to go home, Jake.
(upbeat music)
♪ Laying in my bed ♪
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Over the edge or give up, your choice.
- Screw you!
- Come on, Jake. Don't be like that.
- I'll jump. I swear I will jump.
- Jake, think about this very carefully.
You're caught. That's it.
- They'll take you back to Gliese.
You'll stand trial there.
- They'll kill me anyway.
- It's strange.
It says they're right in front of me.
- No! (Jake screams)
(Jake thuds) (dramatic music)
- Two down, one to go.
(rock music)
- Wallace and Pancros would like us to start the search
for Arch as soon as we can.
With Jake and Tiggy noticeably gone,
we think that he might be headed out
of the city immediately.
- I need food, but anything but those blueberry dough,
the dough-
- [Josi] Donuts. - Donuts, anything but those.
- Actually, I'm not hungry.
Especially after seeing a man splatter
on the sidewalk today.
But, oh Andy,
if you wanna get cleaned up, you can come inside.
- Okay. - Yeah, Andy.
You wanna go get cleaned up?
- Well yeah, I'm just, I'm just gonna go
to the nearby market store.
- Bye Colly. - If you need anything,
I've got my tracker.
♪ You don't have to tell me ♪
- Is there a restroom?
- Oh yeah, right over there.
- [Andy] Who's the photographer?
- I am amateur, at best,
but it always makes me feel grounded.
- That's awesome.
You collect antique cameras as well?
- What was that?
- Sorry. I was asking about your antique camera collection.
- Yes, yes, yes. I do collect them.
I think they're beautiful.
- I think you're beautiful.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Just can't help myself around you.
♪ Let me breathe ♪
♪ Let's fight again and me, I am your oldest scam ♪
♪ Tearing at the seams ♪
- Josi.
♪ Eventuality, I am (indistinct) for now ♪
♪ Sounds like your deaf ♪
Agent Ceca - Sister.
- I'm gonna drop you guys off where you said you wanted
to start the search earlier.
- Colly Colly. - Josi, you're bad.
- Get in the car.
Get in the car, get in the... [Colly] Josi.
(upbeat music)
- I can't feel him, Colly, can you?
- Not really.
- Is it possible he left the area?
- No. I can still sense him in the area.
I just can't lock in on him.
- We're running out of time and I'm tired
of walking all day.
Okay. We need to rest and concentrate for tomorrow.
I'll call Andy and let him know that we are ready for him
to pick us up.
- You feel like Andy's clouding your ability to hunt?
- No.
If, if anything he's enhancing
and heightening, my senses. (laughs)
Okay, but really. - [Andy] Josi.
- I mean... [Andy] Josi.
Josi.
- Hi Andy. How long have you been on the line?
Yeah, great.
Okay, we're ready for you
to come get us and bring us back home.
My God.
- Earth phones are awesome.
- It's not funny, Colly.
Oh.
Oh god.
- Woo.
- Hi girls.
- You got here quick.
- Remember? I'm gonna be close but not too close.
I was parked in the parking lot. Are you guys ready to go?
I got Agent McRoberts here. He's gonna take you back.
I gotta catch up with Bonilla and Wallace.
- It's probably for the best.
- Okay, good.
Agent McRoberts, get 'em home safe.
I'm gonna get outta here.
- Absolutely, sir.
- You know, even if we don't find him
by tomorrow, Earth has been a really great time.
- Shut up.
- Hey Jose. Don't forget your phone.
Can we stop at a gas station?
I need some chocolate.
Even though the chocolate you have
here on Earth is what you people would call trash.
- Pretty passionate about chocolate back there, huh?
And our chocolate here is fine, Colly.
- Listen, when we came to Earth
and gave the cocoa beans to the Mayans,
that chocolate was delicious.
Okay?
Then you people put all kinds
of junk in it and ruined it.
But regardless, if this is my last meal
on Earth, I would like some chocolate please.
Okay, Ceca?
- Yeah, sure. I think I can make that happen.
- Sure wish you were a bit more positive, Coll.
- Oh, I am.
I just figured if I sounded a little extra
desperate agent Andy over here would stop a little sooner.
Nailed it.
- I'm sorry about my sister.
We're both pretty stressed about today.
And I'm sorry about
last night with the phone conversation
between my sister and I.
- Let me stop you right there.
What you said
made me...
Josi.
Josi!
- (indistinct) He's... In the woods.
- And there's someone with him.
- Yeah. - It's an Earthling.
- We're surrounded by woods and the state parks.
Can't you guys do some like aliens power
stuff to like locate him?
- I can't. - I can't either.
- Start driving and stay around this area.
Maybe we can locate him while you drive.
- Any direction in particular?
- [Colly] I don't know.
- Wait, wait, Tiggy was searching for something
in the woods too.
And Jake, Jake's boots were covered in mud.
Why are they searching in the woods?
- I might know why.
- [Wallace] Ceca, you have news for me already?
- Where is the artifact?
- [Wallace] That's not information that is just released.
- Listen to me.
We know Arch is somewhere in the local area in the woods.
Tell me where it is.
- Is this for sure?
- [Andy] 100%.
- Tell him. Tell him now.
- Do you know what the beehive coke ovens are?
I hope I don't live to regret this.
- They are trustworthy. I know their lineage.
- You know, you care about these girls
a little more than you let on.
Wouldn't have something to do with
that scar on your face, would it?
- Okay. You're one of my oldest friends.
You deserve to know the truth.
- Sirs.
There's a Gliesan ship that just entered Earth's atmosphere.
- Another one?
- The truth will simply have to wait.
- This is the place, he's here.
- Andy, you need to stay here.
- Look, I can't just let you guys
go in there alone with him.
- You can and you will.
- [Colly] Josi.
- Josi.
- [Colly] Josi. Come on, let's go.
- Which one is it in? - I told you before.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Enough.
I'll find it myself.
- Arch.
- Ah, perfect. The Star Hunters.
You know I've been told stories
of how your mother died on Earth.
Fitting.
Now you can all finally be together for the first time.
- Josi! Gun!
(gun fires) (dramatic music)
- Oh my god, Andy!
It's gonna be okay. Andy?
Come on. Come on, Andy.
Come on.
Come on. - Raise his head.
- [Josi] Come on. - is he still breathing?
- I don't think so. Josi, listen to me.
You're gonna be okay. Okay?
You stay here.
I'll take care of Archie. (dramatic music)
(kick thuds)
Josi, little help here. (dramatic music)
Archie, remember that time when you helped me out?
I thought we were friends.
(weapon blasts)
(both coughing)
Fietch!
- Uh huh. See, space girl?
Lucky Earth goggles.
- See? I told you.
- Yeah, no, there's no such thing as lucky goggles.
There's a tracking system in there.
I had to make sure I could look after you.
(sirens blare) I gotta go.
Oh, tell Buddy Presley I said thank you very little.
- We did it!
Three days. Woo!
- [Josi] Andy's been shot!
- That too!
- Geez, Calista, you almost got shot.
Listen, I know what you're gonna say.
- I'm not excited you got Colly the orb.
Frankly, all
of this could have been avoided if you just said no to her.
- I, I know. But these two girls need to be together.
You know, here.
I mean, we're not Geminis,
but I am your brother and I feel what you feel.
- I'm not disagreeing with you.
Seeing them together has has made me...
they're so much like their father, Fietch.
- Yeah. And Colly, she's just as ornery as you are.
But they're good. They're safe.
They'll be okay here on Earth.
- Thank you.
Thank you for saving my daughters
and stop selling orbs.
- Okay, sure Calista.
- Ah, Calista. Now everything makes sense.
- I'll see you around. - Hmm. Areva dirty.
No wait, that's not it. You know what I mean?
- Hey Fietch.
- Yes, wonderful and powerful older sister.
- Rigel.
Can you help take care of that situation?
Hold her until I get back.
- Absolutely. - And Fietch,
can you stop hiding alien weapons on my planet?
- Hey, this is my favorite. I had to come back for it.
It's your government's fault I left it here to begin with.
I'll see you soon.
- Well, I guess we have time now to talk.
- That's really good.
- Smile, Coll.
Andy? Andy.
- Oh, yep.
- Andy, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
- No problem. I'm happy to finally see you too.
- Agent Ceca. Good to see you as well.
- Agent Bonilla, thank you so much for bringing Andy here.
- Of course.
Well, I'd like to say this is just for pleasure,
they gave this to us at the Pittsburgh FBI office.
Wallace asked if I'd share it with you in hopes
that you two could help us.
- Of course we can. We'll come by next week.
- Great. In which case you'll be needing this.
- For me?
I'm officially an Earthling now!
♪ One, two, three, four ♪ (rock music)
(upbeat music)
♪ You can keep me in your box of bones ♪
♪ Like a wounded bird you found while walking home ♪
♪ I'm peeling layer by layer off the wall ♪
♪ Where did the sunlight go ♪
♪ When did the threshold fall ♪
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
♪ That I could almost settle for you ♪
♪ I'm so lonely ♪
♪ You're feeling lonely too ♪
♪ You can keep me in your plastic bag ♪
♪ Make a vacuum in my throat ♪
♪ I'll try not to gag ♪
♪ At your drawn-on smile or your X's for eyes ♪
♪ When you say, I am yours love, would you be mine ♪
♪ I'm so broken ♪
♪ That I could almost settle for you ♪
♪ I'm so broken ♪
♪ You're feeling broken too ♪
♪ Darling tell me ♪
♪ Oh darling tell me ♪
♪ When do I see my family again ♪
♪ Cuz I'm so lonely ♪
♪ And you're my only friend ♪
(dramatic music)