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Behind me is Thomas Kub's house.
Today is Thomas Kub's birthday.
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And this is Project X, yo.
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(SINGING)
Hey, we want some pussy
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(HUMMING)
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Hey, we want some pussy
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Birthday cake. Mm.
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- Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight.
- Excuse me.
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Shit. Um, Mrs. Kub,
I thought you guys left already.
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- So, what's getting wet tonight?
- Uh...
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Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.
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- Who's your friend?
- Don't worry about him.
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We're shooting this birthday movie
for Thomas.
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Like this day-in-the-life type thing.
No big deal.
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He's still in the shower.
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See you later.
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(WHISPERING)
Fuck me, that was close.
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Dax.
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(SHOWER RUNNING)
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Happy birthday, motherfucker!
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Whoa, shit! What the fuck, dude?
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COSTA: What the fuck?
- I'm jerking off to your mom.
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COSTA: So, dude, it's your last day
of being a loser. How does it feel?
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THOMAS:
You're such a dick, Costa.
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Shit never gets old.
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(WIZ KHALIFA'S "WHEN I'M GONE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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COSTA (SINGING):
Wait for another day
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What's up, Dax?
How'd they rope you into this?
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He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V Club.
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He's a fucking weirdo, I know,
but he's a solid shooter.
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And he's gonna make us look pimp,
and you fucking better.
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DAD:
Thomas, get down here!
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Oh, shit. Let's go.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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COSTA:
You said your parents would be gone by 7.
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I don't wanna go talk to your fucking dad.
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DAD: No food in the living room. Your mother
will kill me and I'll have to kill you.
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- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay?
THOMAS: Oh, cool.
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DAD: You guys can have that.
Knock yourself out.
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Back door or turn the alarm system off.
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And look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot.
I know you're gonna have friends over.
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- Dad, what do you think is gonna happen?
- Mr. Kub, honestly, we have no...
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Mm-mm. I'm sorry. Who are you?
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THOMAS: This is Dax.
DAD: What is this?
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THOMAS: He's shooting a movie for my
birthday, you know, a little present.
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DAD: Didn't know you had Goth friends.
THOMAS: He's just a friend from school.
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DAD:
Four or five friends, tops.
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I'm just asking that you please
respect my house, okay?
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THOMAS:
All right, fine.
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DAD:
So leave the gate open for the gardener.
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And I know I don't need to tell you,
but my car is off limits.
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- Yeah, Dad, I know.
- Good. Okay.
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The pool heater, don't touch it.
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And also, guys,
do not go in my office, right?
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I have three projects I'm working on.
I don't want anybody in there, clear?
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- Get out, out, out.
THOMAS: Dad...
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Nothing goes in here, right?
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Where's your mom?
I'm gonna get the bags.
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DAD:
What's going on? What's the matter?
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- I'm just worried.
- About what?
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I don't know.
Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend.
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Oh, please, stop it. Come on, honey.
He's 17 years old.
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That's what I'm worried about.
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Let's be realistic here, okay?
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This is Thomas we're talking about.
He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid.
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He's got a couple of friends. They're gonna
hang out, but they're not gonna do anything.
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He's a sweet kid, but...
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...he's a loser.
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ALL (SINGING):
Happy birthday to you
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(PARENTS APPLAUDING)
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DAD: Happy birthday, Thomas.
- Whoo! Yay!
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DAD:
All right, honey, car is here.
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- Boys, gotta get to school.
THOMAS: Cool.
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Hold on. We gotta give Thomas
his birthday present.
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How cool is it that Thomas
was born on your anniversary?
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What a great anniversary gift, a baby.
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MOM: Happy birthday, sweetie.
THOMAS: Ahh.
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- Mom's minivan? Nice.
DAD: Yeah.
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It's just for school and back.
That's it, right?
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- Yes. Thank you so much.
- Cool, right? You have a car now.
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THOMAS: I know.
- Okay.
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And, Milo, you take good care of Thomas,
okay? Momma's gonna miss you.
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- Okay, bye.
- All right, see you guys.
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Every one of my phone calls
gets answered, right?
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- Yeah, I know.
- Every one. Okay.
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- All right, have fun.
COSTA: Bye.
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THOMAS:
Happy anniversary.
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Get off me, you little faggot dog.
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- Yeah!
- It's on, motherfuckers!
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- Whoo!
THOMAS: Dude, chill out. Goddamn.
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COSTA: It was really cool of your mom and
dad to clean it out and wash it for you.
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It's a free car.
I'm not about to complain about a free car.
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It's not even a car. It's a fucking minivan.
We can't even roll in this.
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Dude, too bad your dad didn't give you
the Benz. That'd have been sick.
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You know what, you're right, Costa.
Let's just take your car.
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- Oh, you don't have one.
- Good fucking joke, good fucking joke.
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COSTA:
So, dog, you ready for tonight?
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THOMAS: I actually wanna talk to you about
that, you know, before we jump into it.
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COSTA: I knew it. You're bitching out.
THOMAS: What?
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What? Dude, I'm not bitching out.
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Thomas is bitching out
like the little bitch that he is.
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THOMAS: Fuck you.
- Oh, my God.
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(THOMAS LAUGHING)
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- Oh, shit.
- We need this party. You need this party.
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THOMAS: I'm just nervous.
What if nobody shows up? What if it sucks?
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COSTA: That's not an option.
People will show up.
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Look at J.B. He's like a little fat
Rain Man, texting away.
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(HORN HONKS)
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THOMAS: Dude, stop. COSTA: You're
telling me he doesn't need this?
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Holy shit, dude. Your parents gave
you the minivan? That's awesome!
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- Yeah.
- Hey, Costa. Hey, Dax.
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BRENDAN:
That isn't happening. That's not real.
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THOMAS: Uh, excuse me...
GIRL: Sorry.
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Hey, can I get to my locker right there?
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Dude, why are you staring at my dick?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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I wasn't. My locker's there.
Can I get to it?
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- Whatever, you fucking weirdo.
COSTA: Dude, just let it go. Just come on.
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- Hey, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom.
- See? See what I told you?
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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BOY: Is it true what I heard about you
at Zam's party?
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You got a blowjob from his mom?
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That party was so sick.
Everyone got laid.
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Wheelchair Robert even got a handjob.
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BOY: Nice.
- Are you kidding me?
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Why the fuck weren't we
at that party, man?
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So we missed a party, dude. Big deal.
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It is a big deal. We miss every party.
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I mean, did you hear that guy?
Wheelchair Robert got beat off.
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I wanna show you something.
See this? Check this out.
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That's Stasia. Gorgeous, right?
That's my girl back in Queens.
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We could be crushing this kind of ass,
but we need a game changer.
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I mean, no one even knows who we are.
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If we want to be bigtime players,
we need to make a bigtime play.
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You feel me?
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J.B., what the fuck, man?
Why do you have a boner?
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- I don't, it's just my underwear sitting funny.
- Cover up.
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COSTA:
That's absolutely disgusting.
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THOMAS: It's easy to talk shit when
the party's not even at your house.
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COSTA: Dude, please don't back out. This
party is gonna change everything for us.
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Okay. Well, I mean,
I'm the one taking the whole risk.
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All you do is show up and drink.
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You think we'd ditch you
if something went wrong?
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- I'm fucking offended, man.
- Yeah, me too.
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The idea behind tonight is
to get these bitches...
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...to recognize us as large-scale ballers.
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Back in Queens,
I had hoes blowing me on the reg.
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- I started hanging out with you two. Zero!
- I just don't really see the point any more.
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COSTA: How do you not see the point?
There's the point. There's the point.
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THOMAS:
Okay.
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COSTA: There's two more fucking points
right there! It's all around you.
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THOMAS:
Dude, I get it.
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If you fuck this up, I will stab you.
I'm not kidding.
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- Okay, no more than 20 people.
- Twenty people?
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- All right, 30 people.
- Thirty people?
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- To make sure my house doesn't get fucked. J.B.:
Thirty people won't change anything for us.
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All right, look, okay, 50 people,
absolute max.
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Fine, 50 people, absolute max.
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You know, just big enough to be cool.
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MAN (ON TV): Sand, an adversary in many ways
more dangerous than those carrying weapons.
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Mass marketing, handled.
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(CELL PHONES VIBRATING)
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- Shh.
COSTA: Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything.
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And if you guys get there
before we get there...
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...you can just get in the backyard
and set up...
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- ...and do what you gotta do.
- Dax, Dax. Go film over the top.
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COSTA:
Okay. Really, we appreciate that.
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Oh, uh... I have to call you back, sir.
I'm sorry.
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What are you doing?
Get the fuck out of here!
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THOMAS: What the fuck are you doing?
- Guys. Hey, guys, what the fuck?
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(J.B. & THOMAS LAUGHING)
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COSTA:
Are you fucking with me right now?
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J.B.: Look. COSTA: That was a
business call for your party.
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THOMAS: Who takes a shit and
makes a business call?
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COSTA: Are you kidding?
THOMAS: Now you can shit in peace.
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COSTA: Come on, dude. I can't see a thing.
It's dark as fuck in here.
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(COACH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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COSTA:
Dax, come on. Let's get closer.
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GIRL: Heh, heh.
THOMAS: It should be pretty cool, I think.
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Basically chill.
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I'm letting Costa plan most of it.
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Oh, that sounds like a really
brilliant idea.
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No, he's doing a good job. He's getting,
like, a bunch of booze and then...
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...I think, like, a DJ.
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- A DJ. Super chill.
THOMAS: Ha.
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Guess what Mama Kub
and Papa Kub got for...
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- Baby Kub?
- ...Baby Kub for his birthday.
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- What?
- The Kub Mobile.
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- They gave you the minivan?
- For my birthday, yes.
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Your parents give the worst gifts ever.
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- Where's your present?
- You serious?
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You haven't gotten me a present
in 10 years.
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So?
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But since I am a better friend than you,
I did get you something.
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- Oh.
- I'll bring it tonight. Hey, I have to go run.
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- Happy birthday, loser.
- Ow.
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- Don't trip.
KIRBY: Ow!
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THOMAS: Oh, shit!
KIRBY: I'm okay! Heh.
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COSTA: Thomas, suck my cock.
THOMAS: What?
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- "Mama Kub and Papa Kub"? Jesus.
- Yeah, those are my parents, asshole.
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THOMAS:
Damn, she's so fucking hot, dude.
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- Think she'll come tonight? COSTA: I'm
not inviting her. You do this one.
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J.B.: Alexis won't come.
She fucks college dudes.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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"Lamel"? What? I don't know any Lamel.
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COSTA:
No, he's cool.
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Guys, the last thing I want in my house
is a bunch of randoms.
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Wrong. Last thing you want
is nobody at your fucking house.
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The more word gets around, the more likely
these chicks will show up at our party.
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Watch and learn how
Captain Big Dick does it.
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(GIRLS CHATTERING)
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Hey, girls. Just remember,
wear something tight.
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What's up, sisters?
Thomas Kub's house, 8:00.
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Come get a piece of this white chocolate.
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DAX: Are you gonna be going to
Thomas's birthday party tonight?
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- Thomas? Who's that?
- Who's Thomas?
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(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
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That thing that dick in
the sweater vest was telling us about?
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COSTA:
What's up, baby? Eight o'clock.
221
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(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
222
00:11:41.284 --> 00:11:43.207
DAX: What are your expectations
for the party?
223
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Get high, fuck bitches, you already know.
224
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- I think we'll come. Can we bring people?
- Can I bring people?
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COSTA:
Thomas Kub's house, 8:00.
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Oh, shit!
227
00:12:01.221 --> 00:12:02.268
Ahh!
228
00:12:02.430 --> 00:12:03.647
(THOMAS LAUGHS)
229
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COSTA: What we are witnessing is truly
a breathtaking moment...
230
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...in the life of young Thomas.
231
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The helpless fetus is growing
a tiny, tiny penis...
232
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...a penis he may someday insert
into this female's vagina...
233
00:12:20.531 --> 00:12:26.163
...should he survive his first encounter
without her eating him.
234
00:12:37.006 --> 00:12:39.634
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
235
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Paper towels. Get long.
236
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THOMAS: Don't!
- Dude, get a ton.
237
00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:47.559
Oh, shit. Extra-large condoms.
I'm not paying for that shit.
238
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Attention, valued shoppers.
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THOMAS:
Oh, my God.
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Join us for an evening of balls-deep
entertainment at Thomas Kub's house.
241
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Dude, stop.
242
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COSTA (IN NORMAL VOICE): Hey, little buddy.
Want something to drink? Hey.
243
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J.B.: He's gonna catch him
and he's gonna get his ass kicked.
244
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(CRYING)
245
00:13:13.042 --> 00:13:15.170
THOMAS: You guys, we good on OJ?
COSTA: Sunny D, dude.
246
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Grab it. Throw it in. I love...
247
00:13:17.797 --> 00:13:19.174
How are we doing on eggs?
248
00:13:21.134 --> 00:13:23.557
Holy shit, dude. It's Miles Teller.
249
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- Dude, it is. That's him. Holy shit.
J.B.: He's so badass.
250
00:13:27.890 --> 00:13:30.234
COSTA: Yeah, my boy's starting
at second base for USC.
251
00:13:30.393 --> 00:13:32.896
J.B.: He got sent to detention once
and banged the teacher.
252
00:13:33.062 --> 00:13:35.064
Mi-Tell, what's cracking, bro?
253
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- We go to North Pass.
THOMAS: Yeah, dude, big fans.
254
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COSTA: Huge fans.
- Cool. Awesome.
255
00:13:40.820 --> 00:13:42.743
COSTA:
Look, we're making a movie.
256
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J.B.: Invite him, man. Come on.
THOMAS: All right. Okay. Um...
257
00:13:46.492 --> 00:13:51.714
We're having a soirée at my place tonight.
If you wanna swing by, it should be...
258
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My boy is underselling this
like a motherfucker.
259
00:13:54.250 --> 00:13:56.594
This shit's gonna be legit.
You should swing by.
260
00:13:56.753 --> 00:14:00.223
Yeah, I can't. I actually got other plans
tonight, so I might not make it.
261
00:14:00.381 --> 00:14:04.386
Dude, think about it. It's on Dickens Street.
We'd love to have you.
262
00:14:04.552 --> 00:14:06.429
- Uh, Dickens Street?
COSTA: Yeah.
263
00:14:06.596 --> 00:14:08.473
That's your party? You're throwing that?
264
00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:10.937
That's where I'm going.
Heard it's gonna be crazy.
265
00:14:11.100 --> 00:14:13.853
That's my party. I'm Thomas Kub.
It's my birthday today.
266
00:14:14.020 --> 00:14:16.614
Yeah, I heard it's gonna be unlimited
high-school pussy.
267
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COSTA:
Dude, high-school pussy for days.
268
00:14:19.233 --> 00:14:22.112
What? Mind your own business, lady.
269
00:14:22.278 --> 00:14:24.326
MILES: How you guys doing on liquor?
You got liquor?
270
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THOMAS:
Uh...
271
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Don't even worry about it, man.
I'll bring it, call my boys up.
272
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- Don't want you to sweat anything.
THOMAS: Thank you so much.
273
00:14:31.788 --> 00:14:34.257
Hey, it's your day. Cool.
See you guys tonight, then.
274
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THOMAS: All right, cool.
- Dickens Street.
275
00:14:36.417 --> 00:14:39.296
- Teller, bring your mitt.
We'll play catch. MILES: No.
276
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- Fuck.
- "Bring your mitt"? The fuck?
277
00:14:41.631 --> 00:14:43.633
(OVER SPEAKERS)
Nothing like black pussy on my dick
278
00:14:43.800 --> 00:14:45.552
Word to the motherfucking DJ Quik
279
00:14:45.718 --> 00:14:48.141
Okay, here's what I want.
280
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Party's limited to the backyard, okay?
281
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The house'll be locked
and the alarm'll be set.
282
00:14:55.144 --> 00:14:57.363
- No one is going inside, all right?
COSTA: Stop.
283
00:14:57.522 --> 00:14:59.650
- Throw down in the bushes?
THOMAS: I don't care.
284
00:14:59.816 --> 00:15:02.990
If I don't fuck a girl with big
tits tonight, I'm drowning myself.
285
00:15:03.152 --> 00:15:06.247
Don't care if she's 300 pounds.
I have to fuck a girl with big tits.
286
00:15:06.406 --> 00:15:08.329
THOMAS: Oh, my God.
COSTA: Feel my drift, J.B.?
287
00:15:08.491 --> 00:15:09.583
J.B.:
Sure do.
288
00:15:09.742 --> 00:15:14.168
I mean, I'd love to get some oral or,
you know, at least do some finger-banging.
289
00:15:14.330 --> 00:15:17.129
What? Finger-banging?
Can you please elaborate?
290
00:15:17.333 --> 00:15:20.337
You take your first finger,
your thumb and your middle finger.
291
00:15:20.586 --> 00:15:22.463
Make a "come here" motion. "Come here."
292
00:15:22.630 --> 00:15:25.179
This is called "machine guns"
or "friendly scissors."
293
00:15:25.341 --> 00:15:27.810
The "circle of pleasure."
The "itsy-bitsy spider."
294
00:15:27.969 --> 00:15:29.937
Tapping and circling. Tap, tap, tap.
295
00:15:30.096 --> 00:15:32.349
Keep telling her how pretty
she is the whole time.
296
00:15:32.515 --> 00:15:34.017
Shut the fuck up!
297
00:15:34.183 --> 00:15:36.652
- Your loss, man. It's good knowledge.
THOMAS: Oh, my God.
298
00:15:36.811 --> 00:15:39.985
COSTA: Straight up here, then take a right again.
THOMAS: All right, listen.
299
00:15:40.148 --> 00:15:43.948
The three of us will have full access
to the house for sex and finger-banging.
300
00:15:44.110 --> 00:15:46.329
COSTA.: Yes.
THOMAS: But no one else, okay?
301
00:15:46.487 --> 00:15:48.489
COSTA:
Of course, bro, we got your back.
302
00:15:48.656 --> 00:15:50.033
- Hey, take a right.
THOMAS: Here?
303
00:15:50.199 --> 00:15:52.873
COSTA: You're gonna want to lock your doors.
THOMAS: Are you serious?
304
00:15:53.035 --> 00:15:55.709
COSTA: Yes, I'm serious.
THOMAS: Where the fuck are we going?
305
00:15:55.872 --> 00:15:58.796
T-Rick's.
Gotta score some of that chronic shit.
306
00:15:58.958 --> 00:16:01.461
J.B.: Are you sure this guy's cool?
COSTA: T-Rick's the coolest.
307
00:16:01.627 --> 00:16:04.847
He's ex-military. Wait till you see
his gun collection. Fucking insane.
308
00:16:05.006 --> 00:16:06.349
J.B.:
This place is ghetto as fuck.
309
00:16:06.507 --> 00:16:09.852
THOMAS: Why do we have to come all the way here?
We can't just get it at school?
310
00:16:10.011 --> 00:16:12.810
Where do you think the school gets it?
This is wholesale.
311
00:16:12.972 --> 00:16:15.441
THOMAS:
You are literally retarded.
312
00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:17.819
COSTA:
Ah, shut the fuck up.
313
00:16:18.227 --> 00:16:20.195
J.B.:
Ah! Fuck.
314
00:16:20.354 --> 00:16:21.947
COSTA:
T-Rick, open up.
315
00:16:25.318 --> 00:16:27.662
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, what's up, bro?
316
00:16:27.820 --> 00:16:30.573
- I haven't seen you in a minute, Costa.
- Yeah.
317
00:16:30.740 --> 00:16:33.414
- Nice to see you.
- How are you doing? Everything copacetic?
318
00:16:33.576 --> 00:16:36.170
Everything's great. You upgraded the dish.
Looks great.
319
00:16:36.329 --> 00:16:38.297
Yeah, I fucking did, upscaled it.
320
00:16:38.456 --> 00:16:40.129
- Upscaled it. I fucking did.
- Yeah.
321
00:16:40.291 --> 00:16:42.259
- These are my boys, J.B. and Thomas.
J.B.: Hi.
322
00:16:42.418 --> 00:16:45.046
All right, yeah, yeah.
Come on in, come on in.
323
00:16:47.423 --> 00:16:49.175
(DOG BARKING)
324
00:16:50.092 --> 00:16:54.347
Oh, yeah, that was a 12-millimeter
semi-automatic Mossberg Maverick.
325
00:16:54.514 --> 00:16:57.939
- I'd love to go to the range with you.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
326
00:16:58.100 --> 00:17:01.354
Going on the range,
get it all out of your system.
327
00:17:01.938 --> 00:17:03.906
Pretend you're killing cops, if you want.
328
00:17:04.065 --> 00:17:05.988
(OVER SPEAKERS)
You're beautiful
329
00:17:06.817 --> 00:17:09.946
You're beautiful, it's true
330
00:17:11.822 --> 00:17:14.200
I saw your face
331
00:17:14.867 --> 00:17:16.869
In a crowded place
332
00:17:17.036 --> 00:17:20.290
All right, well, I'll get your stuff.
Here, stoke up the fires, buddy.
333
00:17:20.456 --> 00:17:22.333
COSTA: Oh, man, you the man.
Fuck, yeah, T-Rick.
334
00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:24.423
T-RICK:
Yeah, kick ass with that.
335
00:17:25.169 --> 00:17:26.762
J.B.:
Hey. Can we get going?
336
00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:31.718
THOMAS: Costa, come sit down, dude.
He's about to fucking...
337
00:17:31.884 --> 00:17:34.854
COSTA: Check it out.
THOMAS: What are you doing?
338
00:17:35.012 --> 00:17:36.480
Fucking stop.
339
00:17:36.639 --> 00:17:37.891
(COSTA GRUNTS)
340
00:17:38.057 --> 00:17:39.809
That's technically a homosexual act.
341
00:17:39.976 --> 00:17:41.193
(COSTA MOANING)
342
00:17:41.352 --> 00:17:43.354
I'm coming on Santa Claus's face.
343
00:17:43.521 --> 00:17:45.273
THOMAS:
Costa, he's coming back.
344
00:17:45.439 --> 00:17:47.817
- Dax, take it, take it.
DAX: What the fuck are you doing?
345
00:17:47.984 --> 00:17:50.658
J.B.: Dude, are you stealing it?
COSTA: No, we're just borrowing it.
346
00:17:50.820 --> 00:17:53.118
We need a fucking mascot for the party.
347
00:17:54.991 --> 00:17:56.334
J.B.:
Jesus Christ.
348
00:17:56.492 --> 00:17:58.039
T-RICK:
Here you go.
349
00:17:58.202 --> 00:18:00.546
Let's do this, I gotta be at the dojo by 5.
350
00:18:00.705 --> 00:18:02.127
- Absolutely.
- Cool.
351
00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.379
See, I told you guys,
T-Rick's just a sweetheart. Mm.
352
00:18:07.545 --> 00:18:08.592
(SNIFFS)
353
00:18:08.754 --> 00:18:09.971
Smell it, J.B.
354
00:18:10.131 --> 00:18:12.975
- You little fucking cocksuckers!
COSTA: Oh, fuck!
355
00:18:13.134 --> 00:18:15.228
- Give me back my fucking gnome!
COSTA: Fuck!
356
00:18:15.386 --> 00:18:18.185
J.B.: Give him the gnome back.
Give him the fucking gnome back.
357
00:18:18.347 --> 00:18:20.395
COSTA: No, fuck that! Just go.
J.B.: Get out of here!
358
00:18:20.558 --> 00:18:22.606
COSTA: Oh, shit!
J.B.: Oh, fuck!
359
00:18:23.686 --> 00:18:27.031
Holy shit, Thomas, he's fucking wild!
He's a fucking crazy man!
360
00:18:27.189 --> 00:18:29.612
Holy shit! He's gone! He fell off!
361
00:18:29.775 --> 00:18:31.243
(TIRES SCREECHING)
362
00:18:32.570 --> 00:18:34.618
- Holy shit, man!
J.B.: Holy shit!
363
00:18:34.780 --> 00:18:36.077
(ENGINE STALLING)
364
00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.867
(ENGINE STARTS)
365
00:18:38.075 --> 00:18:39.543
THOMAS:
Shit, shit, shit!
366
00:18:39.702 --> 00:18:43.127
That's my boy Tom! That was
some serious fucking shit right there!
367
00:18:43.289 --> 00:18:44.711
THOMAS:
What in the fucking world?
368
00:18:44.874 --> 00:18:47.468
J.B.:
Fuck. Shit.
369
00:18:47.627 --> 00:18:49.925
THOMAS: Oh, my God.
J.B.: Shit.
370
00:18:50.254 --> 00:18:53.224
THOMAS: God, dude,
he fucking cracked my windshield.
371
00:18:53.382 --> 00:18:57.558
COSTA: Fuck it, my cousin owns a body shop.
He can fix it, no problem, man.
372
00:18:58.054 --> 00:18:59.931
(IN CHINESE ACCENT)
The kung fu no good here.
373
00:19:00.097 --> 00:19:02.941
COSTA: Oh, fuck! Holy shit!
- Give me back my gnome!
374
00:19:03.100 --> 00:19:06.855
COSTA: Holy shit! J.B.: Guy's like
the fucking Terminator! Jesus!
375
00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:10.651
- No, he was super pissed though.
J.B.: Dude scares the shit out of me.
376
00:19:11.859 --> 00:19:13.236
BOY 1:
Hey, boss.
377
00:19:13.402 --> 00:19:14.779
What the fuck?
378
00:19:14.945 --> 00:19:17.744
COSTA: There he is.
This is Everett and his boy Tyler.
379
00:19:17.907 --> 00:19:19.750
They're running security for the night.
380
00:19:19.909 --> 00:19:22.412
THOMAS:
Are you serious? Are those nunchucks?
381
00:19:22.578 --> 00:19:23.750
- Yeah.
THOMAS: Oh, shit.
382
00:19:23.913 --> 00:19:26.007
J.B.: Look like ninjas.
- Ninjas are fucking pussies!
383
00:19:26.165 --> 00:19:27.587
COSTA: I love this kid.
- You know it.
384
00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.923
COSTA: With these two,
we got nothing to worry about.
385
00:19:30.086 --> 00:19:31.929
- We're outside the Kub house.
BOY 2: Hey.
386
00:19:32.088 --> 00:19:34.090
- We have bogeys.
BOY 2: What up, Costa?
387
00:19:34.256 --> 00:19:35.633
COSTA:
Do I know you guys?
388
00:19:35.800 --> 00:19:38.098
We heard about your shindig tonight.
We want in.
389
00:19:38.260 --> 00:19:39.352
COSTA: You freshmen?
- Yeah.
390
00:19:39.512 --> 00:19:42.106
COSTA: Get the fuck out of here, man.
- Come on, dude.
391
00:19:42.264 --> 00:19:45.484
COSTA: Are you still talking?
Get the fuck out of here.
392
00:19:45.893 --> 00:19:46.940
KYLE:
Dick!
393
00:19:47.103 --> 00:19:49.276
(THOMAS CHUCKLES)
394
00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:52.233
COSTA: J.B., drop those bags.
We got work to do.
395
00:19:54.151 --> 00:19:55.869
(DOORBELL RINGS)
396
00:19:57.780 --> 00:20:00.033
Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stillson.
My name's Oliver.
397
00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:01.746
This is my friend Jonathan.
398
00:20:01.909 --> 00:20:04.378
- And we're both friends of Thomas Kub's.
- Oh.
399
00:20:04.537 --> 00:20:07.131
Yeah, we're hosting a little birthday party
for Thomas.
400
00:20:07.289 --> 00:20:09.963
And we wanted to give you
the courtesy of informing you...
401
00:20:10.126 --> 00:20:12.800
...that there'd possibly be
a bit of party-related noise.
402
00:20:12.962 --> 00:20:16.182
I wanted to give you my number
in case you had problems or concerns.
403
00:20:16.340 --> 00:20:19.310
You're a very beautiful woman.
Call me anytime you want.
404
00:20:19.468 --> 00:20:22.563
- Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
- I mean that when I say that.
405
00:20:22.722 --> 00:20:23.939
You are very beautiful.
406
00:20:24.098 --> 00:20:26.146
...a little party for Thomas.
He lives there.
407
00:20:26.308 --> 00:20:27.605
Am I invited?
408
00:20:27.768 --> 00:20:29.987
- Yeah, dude, fine. Yeah, you can come by.
- Nice.
409
00:20:30.146 --> 00:20:32.524
Thank you very much.
Have a good time at your party.
410
00:20:32.690 --> 00:20:35.284
COSTA: Thank you, I appreciate this.
Come by anytime you want.
411
00:20:35.443 --> 00:20:37.116
- All right, see you.
J.B.: All right.
412
00:20:37.278 --> 00:20:38.746
- Bye, baby.
COSTA: See you guys.
413
00:20:41.615 --> 00:20:44.960
(COSTA & WOMAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
414
00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:50.257
(DOORBELL RINGS)
415
00:20:51.167 --> 00:20:53.010
(DOG BARKING)
416
00:20:56.046 --> 00:21:00.677
J.B.: Hi, uh, my name's J.B. I'm a friend of
Thomas Kub, your neighbor across the street.
417
00:21:00.843 --> 00:21:03.517
I just wanted to let you know
that we're gonna be having a party...
418
00:21:03.679 --> 00:21:06.808
...and it may get a little loud and noisy,
but I just wanted to let you know...
419
00:21:06.974 --> 00:21:10.695
...that if you have any concerns, just let
me know and I'll be glad to help out.
420
00:21:10.853 --> 00:21:13.481
You can call me, uh,
you could send me a text message.
421
00:21:13.647 --> 00:21:16.491
I'm an open guy. I even have
a Facebook account. You can send me:
422
00:21:16.650 --> 00:21:20.700
"it's a little too loud," and I'll be like, "I'll
tell them to keep it down." You know how it goes?
423
00:21:20.905 --> 00:21:22.873
(THE HUNDRED IN THE HANDS' "DRESSED
IN DRESDEN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
424
00:21:23.032 --> 00:21:24.409
THOMAS: DJ's over there.
J.B.: Cool.
425
00:21:24.575 --> 00:21:27.454
- Um, got the bar set up over here.
- Nice.
426
00:21:27.620 --> 00:21:29.167
- Karaoke in the pool house.
- Nice.
427
00:21:29.330 --> 00:21:32.675
Holy shit, dude!
Where'd you get a bouncy-house?
428
00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.131
- Costa hooked it up.
- You know it, baby.
429
00:21:35.628 --> 00:21:39.223
Fifty bucks extra with the port-a-potty.
And they threw these in for free.
430
00:21:39.381 --> 00:21:42.760
J.B.: Nice touch.
COSTA: Why not? It's a birthday party.
431
00:21:42.927 --> 00:21:44.304
You wanna help? Do something.
432
00:21:44.470 --> 00:21:47.474
- Hey, Chubs, grab your twin brother there.
J.B.: Fucking dick.
433
00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:50.268
- Hey, dudes, check it out.
THOMAS: Yeah, like that's gonna work.
434
00:21:50.434 --> 00:21:53.688
COSTA: Yes, it is gonna work. Next time
your pool guy's here, he'll be like:
435
00:21:53.854 --> 00:21:57.154
"Excuse me, Mr. Kub. I seem
to have found some water in your semen."
436
00:21:57.316 --> 00:21:59.034
That's fucking disgusting.
437
00:22:03.364 --> 00:22:05.332
COSTA:
J.B., I thought I told you to pick up ice.
438
00:22:05.491 --> 00:22:07.835
I did. It's in the freezer in the garage.
439
00:22:07.993 --> 00:22:10.872
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Getting in shape for the party.
440
00:22:11.038 --> 00:22:13.882
- The party's in three hours.
- It's mostly water weight.
441
00:22:14.041 --> 00:22:17.170
- Wrestlers do it all the time.
- Wrestlers also wrestle all the time.
442
00:22:17.336 --> 00:22:18.508
- Crank this thing up.
- No.
443
00:22:18.671 --> 00:22:21.015
It's not gonna work
unless you crank it up.
444
00:22:22.758 --> 00:22:24.635
Stop. Stop. Stop.
445
00:22:24.802 --> 00:22:26.896
- Let's go, come on.
- Dax. Dax, help me.
446
00:22:27.054 --> 00:22:29.523
- No, Dax, you're here to observe.
- Help me! Dax! Aah!
447
00:22:29.682 --> 00:22:34.859
Jesus Christ! Are you all right, dude?
Oh, my God, J.B., are you all right?
448
00:22:35.020 --> 00:22:38.274
An hour from now,
this place is a fucking madhouse.
449
00:22:38.440 --> 00:22:41.569
Not a madhouse, just gonna be a fun,
decent-sized party.
450
00:22:41.735 --> 00:22:45.035
Relax. For you. You.
451
00:22:45.197 --> 00:22:46.915
Me. Dax.
452
00:22:47.074 --> 00:22:48.997
DAX:
Thank you, I don't drink alcohol.
453
00:22:49.159 --> 00:22:50.911
Okay, faggot.
454
00:22:51.078 --> 00:22:54.924
- To one sick fucking night.
- Cheers.
455
00:22:57.251 --> 00:23:00.255
(YACHT'S "PSYCHIC CITY (CLASSIXX REMIX)"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
456
00:23:00.421 --> 00:23:03.049
Come on over, over
457
00:23:03.215 --> 00:23:05.718
(GRUNTING ON VIDEO GAME)
458
00:23:07.595 --> 00:23:08.642
COSTA:
Shit! Come on!
459
00:23:08.804 --> 00:23:11.683
Yes. How are you so fucking bad
at this game, Costa?
460
00:23:11.849 --> 00:23:14.398
COSTA: Shut up, Kirby.
You're killing my concentration right now.
461
00:23:14.560 --> 00:23:16.528
KIRBY: Ha, ha! Thomas, come here!
COSTA: Fucker!
462
00:23:16.687 --> 00:23:18.610
KIRBY:
I'm kicking Costa's ass!
463
00:23:19.148 --> 00:23:20.695
Oh, watch this.
464
00:23:20.858 --> 00:23:22.860
COSTA: Shit!
KIRBY: It looks like I win.
465
00:23:23.027 --> 00:23:25.371
COSTA: Fuck you.
- You guys, it's like 9:20 already.
466
00:23:25.529 --> 00:23:27.998
COSTA: Dude, relax.
People are gonna show up. I promise, bro.
467
00:23:28.157 --> 00:23:30.876
KIRBY: Getting late.
- I'll look like such a dick if no one shows.
468
00:23:31.035 --> 00:23:34.960
Shut the fuck up. It's pissing me off that
you don't trust me to know what I'm doing.
469
00:23:35.122 --> 00:23:38.376
I'm the hub of a large social circle.
I put the word out, it goes out.
470
00:23:38.542 --> 00:23:40.044
THOMAS:
Okay, cool.
471
00:23:40.210 --> 00:23:42.588
- Oh, shit.
COSTA: What the fuck are you wearing?
472
00:23:42.755 --> 00:23:45.304
KIRBY: My God.
THOMAS: Nice.
473
00:23:46.467 --> 00:23:50.017
KIRBY: You're gonna get laid, dude.
- Ladies love a guy with class.
474
00:23:50.179 --> 00:23:52.477
Are you retarded?
475
00:23:53.432 --> 00:23:56.561
Jesus Christ, man.
Where do you even get shit like that?
476
00:23:56.727 --> 00:23:59.321
- Men's Wearhouse.
- Men's Wearhouse? Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
477
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:00.982
(HORNS HONKING
AND CAR DOORS CLOSING)
478
00:24:01.148 --> 00:24:02.616
KIRBY:
What is it?
479
00:24:02.775 --> 00:24:06.200
J.B.: Wow, dude, this is fucking...
THOMAS: I can't believe it fucking worked.
480
00:24:06.362 --> 00:24:08.615
COSTA: What did I say?
Don't doubt the master, bitches!
481
00:24:12.493 --> 00:24:14.495
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
482
00:24:22.211 --> 00:24:23.838
COSTA:
Dude, we done good.
483
00:24:24.004 --> 00:24:25.847
J.B.:
Jesus, all those chicks are really hot.
484
00:24:26.006 --> 00:24:28.008
COSTA: They're coming in packs.
THOMAS: This is insane.
485
00:24:28.175 --> 00:24:29.222
(SPEAKS IN HEBREW)
486
00:24:29.385 --> 00:24:32.355
(OVER SPEAKERS) Beat it, I bet she let me
She been fiendin' since she met me
487
00:24:32.513 --> 00:24:35.232
I'm the coolest shit
Especially when I throw on all my Gretzky
488
00:24:35.391 --> 00:24:38.110
Got my Smith and Wessie to protect me
So respect me
489
00:24:38.268 --> 00:24:40.270
(ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
490
00:24:40.437 --> 00:24:42.189
COSTA:
What up, baby girl?
491
00:24:42.356 --> 00:24:44.324
Andretti on Pirelli
Make a movie out the getty
492
00:24:44.483 --> 00:24:47.032
Where my ring and my confetti?
I'm Kobe Bryant ready
493
00:24:47.194 --> 00:24:48.821
Pink rosé and chronic smelly
494
00:24:49.029 --> 00:24:51.157
THOMAS:
Dude, this is way more than 50 people.
495
00:24:51.323 --> 00:24:52.870
COSTA:
Of course it is, it's plus-one.
496
00:24:53.701 --> 00:24:57.205
That's fucking Alexis, dude.
She came, man.
497
00:24:57.371 --> 00:24:59.544
THOMAS: Damn, dude.
J.B.: Whoa.
498
00:25:00.290 --> 00:25:03.260
COSTA: Thomas, this is your party,
and she's the hottest girl here.
499
00:25:03.419 --> 00:25:06.423
- That better be yours tonight.
- Damn.
500
00:25:08.048 --> 00:25:10.016
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
501
00:26:25.793 --> 00:26:28.922
(OVER SPEAKERS) White trash party Pull a
fifth of Bacardi from out of my underwear
502
00:26:29.088 --> 00:26:30.715
And walk around the party without a care
503
00:26:30.881 --> 00:26:33.805
- Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas?
- I'm between beverages.
504
00:26:33.967 --> 00:26:37.267
What the fuck does that even mean?
J.B., get this bitch a drink.
505
00:26:37.429 --> 00:26:38.931
Yeah, all right.
506
00:26:40.182 --> 00:26:43.061
(SINGING)
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy
507
00:26:43.811 --> 00:26:45.484
Who's that dude with the mustache?
508
00:26:45.646 --> 00:26:48.069
COSTA:
Oh, that's LaRosa. He graduated.
509
00:26:48.232 --> 00:26:50.655
THOMAS:
When, in 1986?
510
00:26:50.818 --> 00:26:53.287
Hey, will you at least try
and have a good time?
511
00:26:53.445 --> 00:26:55.163
Whoo!
512
00:26:55.405 --> 00:26:56.873
BOY 1:
Got it? You tie it?
513
00:26:57.032 --> 00:26:59.831
BOY 2: He's good. Ready to go.
BOY 3: Blast off.
514
00:26:59.993 --> 00:27:02.246
(ALL CHEERING)
515
00:27:04.289 --> 00:27:06.838
(OVER SPEAKERS) Pennies up at skinnies
Man, I do this for them bunnies
516
00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:08.798
That is not fucking cool.
517
00:27:08.961 --> 00:27:10.588
GIRL:
Oh, my God, it's a flying dog!
518
00:27:10.754 --> 00:27:13.052
'Cause, homey
That hood is tighter than Kenny's
519
00:27:14.550 --> 00:27:16.348
BOY 4:
It's just like Up.
520
00:27:16.510 --> 00:27:18.683
THOMAS:
It's my fucking dog.
521
00:27:18.846 --> 00:27:20.189
I gotta record this.
522
00:27:20.347 --> 00:27:22.020
Are you serious right now?
523
00:27:22.182 --> 00:27:25.186
- Fuck this, I'm putting him inside.
- Let me help you.
524
00:27:26.478 --> 00:27:27.855
THOMAS:
Hey.
525
00:27:29.189 --> 00:27:30.566
(DOG BARKING ON VIDEO)
526
00:27:30.732 --> 00:27:33.781
Can you imagine
if your mom ever saw that?
527
00:27:34.194 --> 00:27:35.446
THOMAS:
It's my fucking dog.
528
00:27:35.612 --> 00:27:37.114
Poor Milo.
529
00:27:38.532 --> 00:27:40.955
I don't know. It's pretty funny.
530
00:27:41.118 --> 00:27:44.463
- Maybe I'll post it on YouTube.
- No, don't, don't, don't.
531
00:27:44.621 --> 00:27:45.918
Seriously, stop. Stop.
532
00:27:46.081 --> 00:27:49.301
KIRBY:
Come on, you're way too easy. I love it.
533
00:27:49.459 --> 00:27:50.927
THOMAS:
I hate you.
534
00:27:52.379 --> 00:27:55.178
You'll be okay, Milo. I promise.
535
00:27:55.382 --> 00:27:59.387
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
AND CROWD CHEERING NEARBY)
536
00:27:59.553 --> 00:28:03.899
All right, well, um,
we better get back out there.
537
00:28:04.057 --> 00:28:05.900
(FAR EAST MOVEMENT'S "CANDY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
538
00:28:06.059 --> 00:28:07.857
BOY 1:
Hey, yo, Kub. Hey, yo, what up, dog?
539
00:28:08.020 --> 00:28:09.567
THOMAS:
Yo, what's up, bro?
540
00:28:09.730 --> 00:28:12.984
Let me see what you got
Now shake that thing
541
00:28:13.150 --> 00:28:15.198
- Hey, man, what's up?
BOY 2: Nice party, man.
542
00:28:15.360 --> 00:28:18.159
Hey, thanks. Would you guys mind
getting off my dad's car?
543
00:28:18.322 --> 00:28:20.700
It's just he'll go crazy
if anything happens to it.
544
00:28:20.866 --> 00:28:22.243
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- All right.
545
00:28:22.409 --> 00:28:24.753
- Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
- Yeah, no problem.
546
00:28:24.912 --> 00:28:27.165
Thomas! You're taking a bullet
from me right now.
547
00:28:27.331 --> 00:28:29.584
- What is that?
- Tequila. Just fucking take it.
548
00:28:29.750 --> 00:28:31.593
- All right. Fuck, dude.
- Come here. Come on.
549
00:28:31.752 --> 00:28:34.301
Ladies, who wants to take a shot
with the birthday boy?
550
00:28:34.463 --> 00:28:36.557
- Hell, yeah.
- Whoa, uh... Oh.
551
00:28:36.715 --> 00:28:38.934
THOMAS: Careful.
COSTA: She's a professional. Open up.
552
00:28:39.092 --> 00:28:41.470
Take it. Oh, my God,
she's got a deep throat.
553
00:28:41.637 --> 00:28:45.733
- Okay, open up, open up. Now.
GIRL: Yeah!
554
00:28:46.725 --> 00:28:49.023
(OVER SPEAKERS) Say what
Bitch, I'm about to blow up
555
00:28:50.520 --> 00:28:53.273
J.B.: Pardon? Oh, hey.
GIRL: Hey.
556
00:28:53.774 --> 00:28:56.197
- What's up, guys?
- Well, we did it.
557
00:28:56.360 --> 00:28:59.113
This is amazing. How did we get
all these people to show up?
558
00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:02.533
Check it out, guys. I'm pretty
sure it's that girl from Playboy.
559
00:29:02.699 --> 00:29:04.121
THOMAS: Who?
COSTA: Oh, my God, it is her.
560
00:29:04.284 --> 00:29:07.504
She graduated three years ago.
She's in Playboy's Pac-10 issue.
561
00:29:07.663 --> 00:29:10.007
- Dibs.
- Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
562
00:29:10.165 --> 00:29:11.917
Well, I want to declare it, just in case.
563
00:29:12.084 --> 00:29:13.336
(HORN BLARES)
564
00:29:13.502 --> 00:29:15.379
- Whoa.
- Oh, shit.
565
00:29:17.047 --> 00:29:18.264
TYLER:
We're fucked!
566
00:29:18.423 --> 00:29:20.050
THOMAS:
What? Oh, hey, what's going on?
567
00:29:20.217 --> 00:29:22.970
- There's people in the house!
THOMAS: Oh, shit.
568
00:29:23.136 --> 00:29:24.604
- Hey, Costa.
TYLER: I'm understaffed.
569
00:29:24.763 --> 00:29:27.437
- Come on, I need your fucking help, man.
COSTA: Goddamn it.
570
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:29.647
J.B.:
Wow. Whoa.
571
00:29:29.810 --> 00:29:31.312
(GIRLS CHEERING)
572
00:29:31.478 --> 00:29:35.073
Hey. Hey, hi. Hi. Welcome.
Welcome to party. Welcome, welcome.
573
00:29:35.232 --> 00:29:36.279
- Yo!
J.B.: Miles!
574
00:29:36.441 --> 00:29:38.443
Little dude. What's up, man?
How we doing?
575
00:29:38.610 --> 00:29:40.658
- That's Ashley, Rachel, Sarah.
J.B.: Hi, hi.
576
00:29:40.821 --> 00:29:44.121
I brought all these people to your party.
Fucking camera creeps me out.
577
00:29:44.283 --> 00:29:46.786
- Yeah, it's... Don't worry
MILES: Let's go.
578
00:29:46.952 --> 00:29:49.501
I'm talking about the fucking people
in the house.
579
00:29:49.663 --> 00:29:53.008
My parents are gonna crucify me
if anything gets fucked up.
580
00:29:53.166 --> 00:29:57.421
I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick.
I'm getting them out of the house. Now.
581
00:29:57.587 --> 00:29:59.806
Fuck, hey, stop, seriously.
582
00:30:00.424 --> 00:30:02.552
COSTA:
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
583
00:30:03.260 --> 00:30:05.729
- Please don't embarrass me like this.
- Hey, listen up!
584
00:30:05.887 --> 00:30:07.560
ALEXIS:
Yeah, Thomas! Whoo!
585
00:30:07.723 --> 00:30:10.852
(ALL CHEERING)
586
00:30:11.018 --> 00:30:15.364
Yeah, bro! Birthday boy on the table!
That's what I like to see, baby.
587
00:30:15.522 --> 00:30:16.899
- You having a good time?
- Yeah.
588
00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:21.411
Come on, guys, let's start making
some drinks. Let's get crazy in this bitch.
589
00:30:28.327 --> 00:30:30.000
TYLER:
Can I help you, sir?
590
00:30:30.162 --> 00:30:32.631
- I'm here to see Thomas.
- First and last name, please.
591
00:30:32.789 --> 00:30:34.791
I'm Rob, the neighbor.
Who the fuck are you?
592
00:30:34.958 --> 00:30:38.053
- I'll ask the questions, sir.
- Exactly. Get the hell out of my way.
593
00:30:42.424 --> 00:30:43.892
(DOORBELL RINGS)
594
00:30:48.388 --> 00:30:50.390
- Rob, hey. What can I do for you, man?
- Hey.
595
00:30:50.557 --> 00:30:53.231
Look, man, I don't mean to be
a dick here or anything.
596
00:30:53.393 --> 00:30:56.863
Oliver came over earlier and told me
you guys were having a little party...
597
00:30:57.022 --> 00:30:58.274
...but this is too much.
598
00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:01.910
Yeah, we actually should be winding down,
like midnight, I mean, maybe 1.
599
00:31:02.069 --> 00:31:03.412
- Is that okay?
- No, it's not.
600
00:31:03.570 --> 00:31:05.914
The baby can't sleep,
Melinda works early tomorrow.
601
00:31:06.073 --> 00:31:08.917
Fuck, yeah!
My boy Rob is here to rage! Mwah!
602
00:31:09.076 --> 00:31:11.295
- Good to see you.
- Actually, I'm not raging.
603
00:31:11.453 --> 00:31:13.547
I'm telling Thomas
it's time to shut it down.
604
00:31:13.705 --> 00:31:15.707
You can't be serious.
This is a great party.
605
00:31:15.874 --> 00:31:18.923
I am serious, because it's 11:30 at night.
It's time to wrap it up.
606
00:31:19.086 --> 00:31:20.929
J.B.:
Hey, hey, hey.
607
00:31:21.088 --> 00:31:23.762
Why don't we bring everyone to the back,
lower the volume?
608
00:31:23.924 --> 00:31:26.268
Guys, this isn't a request.
The party's over.
609
00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:29.680
I guess we're just gonna have to
agree to disagree, then, aren't we?
610
00:31:29.846 --> 00:31:32.770
Listen to me, Thomas. Either shut
it down or I'm calling the cops.
611
00:31:32.933 --> 00:31:34.526
Ahh.
612
00:31:34.684 --> 00:31:36.937
Fine. Fuck it.
I'm calling the fucking cops... Aah!
613
00:31:37.104 --> 00:31:38.947
COSTA: Fuck!
THOMAS: Oh, shit!
614
00:31:39.106 --> 00:31:41.780
Jesus fucking Christ!
What'd you do that for?
615
00:31:41.942 --> 00:31:44.786
COSTA: Are you kidding me?
I will fucking kill you!
616
00:31:44.945 --> 00:31:47.789
The little fuck Tased me!
I'm definitely calling the cops now!
617
00:31:47.948 --> 00:31:50.667
You punched a kid in the face!
I'm calling the cops on you.
618
00:31:50.826 --> 00:31:54.171
Do it, genius. It's all on tape.
I just saw this motherfucker record it.
619
00:31:54.329 --> 00:31:56.878
DAX: All I got was you punching
that little child's face.
620
00:31:57.040 --> 00:31:58.337
Fuck you.
621
00:31:58.500 --> 00:31:59.797
COSTA:
Go home, Robert!
622
00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:02.008
BOY:
It was just a kid, man!
623
00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:05.758
- Are you all right, man?
THOMAS: Is he okay?
624
00:32:05.924 --> 00:32:07.392
You're a fucking champion.
625
00:32:07.551 --> 00:32:10.805
He sucker-punched you.
You'd own that bitch in a real fight.
626
00:32:10.971 --> 00:32:12.143
- You think so?
- I know so.
627
00:32:12.305 --> 00:32:14.307
Fuck that asshole. You're killing it, bro.
628
00:32:14.474 --> 00:32:17.068
BOY: Yo, Costa, what's up?
- Yo, go in the back.
629
00:32:17.227 --> 00:32:20.982
I need you to dial back like 10, 15 percent.
You can't hard-charge all the time.
630
00:32:21.148 --> 00:32:23.242
All right? And lose the Taser, okay?
631
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:25.653
- Got it.
- Get down here.
632
00:32:25.819 --> 00:32:28.038
We need a post
up at the cockbiter's house.
633
00:32:28.196 --> 00:32:31.746
If he calls the cops,
I want you to radio it over to me, okay?
634
00:32:34.661 --> 00:32:36.663
Get out of here. Go.
635
00:32:44.546 --> 00:32:47.891
Alexis was eye-fucking you,
and you got college girls on your dick.
636
00:32:48.049 --> 00:32:49.847
- You're golden!
THOMAS: Dude, I'm so fucked.
637
00:32:50.010 --> 00:32:53.105
- Relax, man, everything's going great.
DAVE: Shit.
638
00:32:53.263 --> 00:32:56.267
Are you fucking kidding me?
Didn't I tell you two to fuck off?
639
00:32:56.433 --> 00:32:59.152
- Get down here now.
- Come on, there's like 200 people here.
640
00:32:59.311 --> 00:33:01.814
I don't care.
T, get these freshmen out of here.
641
00:33:01.980 --> 00:33:04.699
This is a party for grownups.
Let's fucking go.
642
00:33:04.858 --> 00:33:06.986
Makes no sense.
This kid's younger than we are.
643
00:33:07.152 --> 00:33:09.621
THOMAS: How the hell did they get up there?
- Move it, fellas.
644
00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:12.532
- You too, get out of here.
- That's my boy. That's my boy.
645
00:33:12.699 --> 00:33:15.122
See, the kid's a pro.
We got nothing to worry about.
646
00:33:15.285 --> 00:33:17.788
Dude, you heard Rob, man.
What if he calls the cops?
647
00:33:17.954 --> 00:33:21.049
The guy isn't gonna do shit.
He punched a 12-year-old in the face.
648
00:33:21.208 --> 00:33:24.929
Thomas, everything's under control.
Let's just have some fun.
649
00:33:25.086 --> 00:33:27.214
I got this, okay?
650
00:33:30.550 --> 00:33:32.723
Cannonball, bitches!
651
00:33:32.886 --> 00:33:34.888
(CROWD CHEERING)
652
00:33:35.055 --> 00:33:38.025
(ANIMAL COLLECTIVE'S "MY GIRLS"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
653
00:33:38.183 --> 00:33:40.902
(COSTA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
654
00:33:41.061 --> 00:33:44.782
I don't care for fancy things
655
00:33:44.940 --> 00:33:48.911
Or to take part in the vicious race
656
00:33:49.486 --> 00:33:51.580
This is the Thomas Kub pool cam.
657
00:33:51.738 --> 00:33:53.661
Dude, check it out. Check it out.
658
00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:56.084
COSTA:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, read the sign, honey.
659
00:33:56.243 --> 00:33:58.871
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
660
00:33:59.037 --> 00:34:01.085
(OVER SPEAKERS) Ra y-Ban vision,
these ain't no prescription
661
00:34:01.248 --> 00:34:02.545
(CROWD CHEERING)
662
00:34:02.707 --> 00:34:04.709
THOMAS:
No fucking way.
663
00:34:04.876 --> 00:34:06.173
Dude, go over there.
664
00:34:06.336 --> 00:34:08.259
Do you fucking believe this?
665
00:34:12.759 --> 00:34:15.012
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
666
00:34:15.178 --> 00:34:20.105
In this, feelin' tremendous
Lenses darker than the tint on my Benzes
667
00:34:20.267 --> 00:34:21.564
Yeah! Ha, ha!
668
00:34:22.978 --> 00:34:26.027
She told me take my glasses off
But she looks horrendous
669
00:34:36.616 --> 00:34:37.913
(DAX GRUNTS)
670
00:34:39.869 --> 00:34:42.292
I see you haters coming
Niggas don't think that I'm slipping
671
00:34:42.455 --> 00:34:44.128
I got Ray-Ban vision
672
00:34:47.168 --> 00:34:48.545
Whoo!
673
00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:49.967
Whoo-hoo!
674
00:34:50.130 --> 00:34:52.804
(CROWD CHEERING)
675
00:34:54.926 --> 00:34:57.429
THOMAS: Oh, my God!
- Holy shit! Fucking insane!
676
00:35:02.642 --> 00:35:05.862
THOMAS: Oh, my God.
Dude, that sign fucking worked.
677
00:35:06.021 --> 00:35:07.318
You gotta have faith, son.
678
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:09.403
Would you like a glass of wine?
679
00:35:09.566 --> 00:35:13.196
We've got red, we've got white.
You know, Cabernet, Merlot.
680
00:35:13.361 --> 00:35:14.908
Just another beer would be great.
681
00:35:15.071 --> 00:35:16.539
Uh...
682
00:35:16.990 --> 00:35:18.367
Here we are.
683
00:35:21.828 --> 00:35:23.421
Whoa.
684
00:35:23.580 --> 00:35:25.582
(GULPING)
685
00:35:30.337 --> 00:35:33.181
Wow. Okay.
686
00:35:35.258 --> 00:35:36.475
(GIRL SCREAMS)
687
00:35:36.635 --> 00:35:39.104
(CROWD YELLING AND LAUGHING)
688
00:35:39.262 --> 00:35:40.514
GIRL:
J.B.!
689
00:35:40.680 --> 00:35:42.353
(GIRL LAUGHING)
690
00:35:42.515 --> 00:35:45.644
How did this thing get up here?
Was someone in my parents' room?
691
00:35:45.810 --> 00:35:48.859
It's a gnome. I guess he gets around.
Who cares, man?
692
00:35:49.022 --> 00:35:51.024
Well, I just don't want people up here.
693
00:35:51.191 --> 00:35:53.159
Besides, it's creepy. Look at him.
694
00:35:53.318 --> 00:35:54.695
(CLATTERING)
695
00:35:54.861 --> 00:35:57.865
- J.B., what are you looking for?
- To see if your dad has condoms.
696
00:35:58.031 --> 00:35:59.203
I'm working on something.
697
00:35:59.366 --> 00:36:01.915
Only thing you're working on
is diabetes, you fat fuck.
698
00:36:02.077 --> 00:36:06.048
- Oh, dude, Alexis just texted me.
- What? What's it say?
699
00:36:06.206 --> 00:36:08.880
"Body shots for the birthday boy
right now"?
700
00:36:09.042 --> 00:36:11.841
- Dude, it's fucking on!
J.B.: Check it out.
701
00:36:12.003 --> 00:36:14.722
THOMAS: J.B., seriously, what are you doing?
- Your dad is a freak.
702
00:36:14.881 --> 00:36:19.057
Stop. Give me that. Costa, stop, wait.
Costa, what are you doing?
703
00:36:19.219 --> 00:36:21.438
- Replying.
THOMAS: Don't. Here, don't send that.
704
00:36:21.596 --> 00:36:25.021
- Sent. Too late, man.
- What did you write?
705
00:36:25.725 --> 00:36:28.228
"I want your ass too, Mommy"?
706
00:36:28.395 --> 00:36:30.614
"I want your ass, Mommy"?
Who talks like that?
707
00:36:30.772 --> 00:36:32.774
I do. The shit works.
708
00:36:32.941 --> 00:36:35.820
Go. Go talk to her.
709
00:36:36.903 --> 00:36:37.950
Oh.
710
00:36:38.113 --> 00:36:39.490
(SNIFFS)
711
00:36:39.656 --> 00:36:43.251
(WHITE ARROWS' "CITY BOY (KKS REMIX)"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
712
00:36:47.247 --> 00:36:49.750
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
713
00:36:53.461 --> 00:36:56.431
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
714
00:37:02.804 --> 00:37:04.306
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
715
00:37:04.472 --> 00:37:08.272
Wait. No, wait. What are you doing?
Not like that. Not like that.
716
00:37:09.728 --> 00:37:11.446
Like this.
717
00:37:14.149 --> 00:37:15.901
Put this in your mouth.
718
00:37:22.741 --> 00:37:25.745
(SHINY TOY GUNS' "LE DISKO (BOYS NOIZE)"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
719
00:37:42.343 --> 00:37:43.640
Your turn.
720
00:37:43.803 --> 00:37:46.306
Kub! House phone! House phone!
721
00:37:48.433 --> 00:37:50.856
Shit. Sorry. Um...
722
00:37:51.436 --> 00:37:55.691
Excuse me. Sorry. Look out.
Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.
723
00:37:55.857 --> 00:37:58.155
Oh, shit. Sorry.
724
00:38:05.283 --> 00:38:07.456
Dax, close that behind you.
725
00:38:07.619 --> 00:38:09.371
Shit! Dax, find the phone.
726
00:38:09.537 --> 00:38:11.130
(PHONE RINGING)
727
00:38:11.289 --> 00:38:13.667
Um, right, you know what?
Fuck it, just be quiet.
728
00:38:14.250 --> 00:38:16.298
- Hello.
DAD: Thomas. Are you there?
729
00:38:16.461 --> 00:38:17.929
- Dad, hey.
- Where have you been?
730
00:38:18.087 --> 00:38:19.839
We've been trying your cell all night.
731
00:38:20.006 --> 00:38:23.931
- We agreed all my calls would be answered.
- I know. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
732
00:38:24.093 --> 00:38:26.562
We were out in the hot tub,
so I didn't have it on me.
733
00:38:26.721 --> 00:38:29.019
I don't want to find wet towels
when we get home.
734
00:38:29.182 --> 00:38:32.026
- I want to come home to a clean house.
- Of course, definitely.
735
00:38:32.185 --> 00:38:35.234
- We were just calling... What was that?
- Dude, look at her.
736
00:38:35.396 --> 00:38:37.364
What was that? Thomas?
737
00:38:37.524 --> 00:38:40.619
Nothing. That was Costa.
You're on speakerphone.
738
00:38:40.777 --> 00:38:43.576
We just wanted to call one last time
before going to bed...
739
00:38:43.738 --> 00:38:46.366
...make sure you're all set for the night.
740
00:38:46.533 --> 00:38:48.706
Yep, all good.
741
00:38:48.868 --> 00:38:52.338
I'm actually about to
go to sleep right now, so...
742
00:38:52.497 --> 00:38:55.250
Great. Well, we'll see you Sunday.
Happy birthday, Thomas.
743
00:38:55.416 --> 00:38:58.010
- Thanks, Dad. Good night.
- Good night.
744
00:39:06.302 --> 00:39:07.724
Holy shit.
745
00:39:07.887 --> 00:39:09.889
(CROWD CHEERING)
746
00:39:14.853 --> 00:39:16.400
Fuck, yeah!
747
00:39:16.563 --> 00:39:18.315
BOY:
Oh, shit, I think that's his dad.
748
00:39:18.481 --> 00:39:21.735
What? I'm not here to bust anybody.
I'm just here to party.
749
00:39:21.901 --> 00:39:23.574
GIRL: Ew!
- Come on, "Ew."
750
00:39:23.736 --> 00:39:25.238
Give me a break. You got a ball?
751
00:39:25.405 --> 00:39:27.203
KIRBY: Yeah, man.
- Let's do this.
752
00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:30.335
Here we go. Paxson for three.
753
00:39:30.493 --> 00:39:32.040
Whoa, ho, ho, ho!
754
00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:36.253
Up high!
Come on, dude, right here. Yeah!
755
00:39:36.416 --> 00:39:38.418
Let me have that.
756
00:39:40.211 --> 00:39:43.260
(CROWD LAUGHING AND YELLING)
757
00:39:43.423 --> 00:39:46.176
(NAS' "NASTY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
758
00:39:46.342 --> 00:39:47.389
Hey
759
00:39:49.095 --> 00:39:50.517
Nasty, kid
760
00:39:51.222 --> 00:39:52.439
Hey
761
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:56.194
What's that, dude? Hold on,
I can't fucking hear a thing you're saying.
762
00:39:57.437 --> 00:39:59.110
Speak up, E.
763
00:39:59.272 --> 00:40:02.902
What? E...
What the fuck are you doing here?
764
00:40:03.067 --> 00:40:06.116
- What you gonna do about it, bitch?
- You're not invited, dickhead.
765
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:08.657
(BOYS LAUGH)
766
00:40:08.865 --> 00:40:10.583
Fucking asshole.
767
00:40:13.578 --> 00:40:14.625
Bro, what's happening?
768
00:40:14.787 --> 00:40:17.836
EVERETT: Subject is arguing with
an overweight woman, most likely his wife
769
00:40:17.999 --> 00:40:20.969
She wants him to call the police.
He wants to handle it himself.
770
00:40:21.127 --> 00:40:23.255
He's drinking. They're in the kitchen.
771
00:40:23.421 --> 00:40:25.799
I'm upstairs. Kids are asleep. Over.
772
00:40:25.965 --> 00:40:27.342
Wait, you're in their house?
773
00:40:27.508 --> 00:40:29.101
(STATIC CRACKLING)
774
00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:31.979
Are you fucking kidding me?
E, get the fuck out now!
775
00:40:33.139 --> 00:40:35.312
Negative. I'm a ghost. Out.
776
00:40:35.725 --> 00:40:38.353
What the fuck am I gonna do with this kid?
777
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:39.987
E! E!
778
00:40:40.146 --> 00:40:42.820
(BONDE DO ROLE'S "MARINA DO BAIRRO"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
779
00:40:48.821 --> 00:40:51.825
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
780
00:41:09.717 --> 00:41:12.436
KIRBY: Are you having fun?
THOMAS: Yeah, I'm having a good time.
781
00:41:12.595 --> 00:41:14.518
KIRBY:
It's pretty fucking crazy.
782
00:41:17.308 --> 00:41:19.356
Oh, my God.
783
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:21.897
What was wrong with me?
784
00:41:22.063 --> 00:41:25.033
Wow, this was before Costa.
785
00:41:25.191 --> 00:41:27.660
Yeah, the good old days.
786
00:41:27.819 --> 00:41:30.447
Yeah, back when you were
still in the crew, right?
787
00:41:32.115 --> 00:41:33.958
You used to be so cute. What happened?
788
00:41:34.117 --> 00:41:35.369
Shut the fuck up.
789
00:41:35.952 --> 00:41:37.545
Still looks like me.
790
00:41:43.751 --> 00:41:46.880
Was that weird? I'm sorry.
Shit, that was weird, wasn't it?
791
00:41:47.046 --> 00:41:49.890
- No, it... It was a little weird. Heh.
- Fuck. Um...
792
00:41:53.344 --> 00:41:55.312
(CROWD BOOING NEARBY)
793
00:41:55.471 --> 00:41:57.394
COSTA: Cops on the way.
Get out, everybody! Now!
794
00:41:57.557 --> 00:42:00.060
Everybody in the back!
Get in the back now!
795
00:42:00.226 --> 00:42:03.856
What, are you over there? Get in the back!
Cops are coming! Hurry, let's move!
796
00:42:04.022 --> 00:42:08.118
Move it, move it! Let's go! Hurry up!
Cops are coming! Everybody in the back!
797
00:42:08.276 --> 00:42:10.904
THOMAS:
Costa. Hey, Costa.
798
00:42:11.070 --> 00:42:12.492
COSTA:
Everybody get in the back!
799
00:42:12.655 --> 00:42:13.907
THOMAS:
Hey, what's going on?
800
00:42:14.073 --> 00:42:17.418
COSTA: The cops are on their way right now!
THOMAS: Oh, shit.
801
00:42:17.577 --> 00:42:22.128
Get in the back now!
Everybody move! Let's go!
802
00:42:23.416 --> 00:42:25.669
Keep going! Get in the back now!
803
00:42:26.127 --> 00:42:28.129
TYLER: Get out, police.
EVERETT: They're on their way now.
804
00:42:28.296 --> 00:42:30.845
THOMAS: How do you know that?
COSTA: Don't ask. My boy's in deep.
805
00:42:31.007 --> 00:42:33.305
Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here.
806
00:42:33.468 --> 00:42:35.266
Damn it.
807
00:42:36.095 --> 00:42:38.974
- Is that everything?
THOMAS: Yeah. I got your chalice.
808
00:43:01.120 --> 00:43:03.088
Law enforcement currently on scene.
809
00:43:03.247 --> 00:43:06.126
Standing down, for now.
810
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:17.395
- I don't hear anything.
- No, it doesn't sound like a party.
811
00:43:18.471 --> 00:43:21.315
Not a party that's still going, anyway.
812
00:43:23.768 --> 00:43:25.111
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
813
00:43:29.982 --> 00:43:31.655
Here they come.
814
00:43:31.818 --> 00:43:34.241
- Evening, officers.
- Fellas having a party?
815
00:43:34.403 --> 00:43:37.532
Yeah, we're having a small little
birthday gathering for my friend.
816
00:43:37.698 --> 00:43:40.326
I'm the friend, my birthday.
817
00:43:40.493 --> 00:43:42.461
Lot of cars for a small party.
818
00:43:42.620 --> 00:43:45.624
Shh.
819
00:43:46.916 --> 00:43:48.884
Shh.
820
00:43:49.293 --> 00:43:51.341
(CROWD MURMURING)
821
00:43:54.465 --> 00:43:56.308
The house? Whose is it?
822
00:43:56.467 --> 00:43:58.219
Is there a problem here, officers?
823
00:43:58.386 --> 00:44:00.354
We have a noise complaint.
824
00:44:00.513 --> 00:44:03.232
- You mind if we look around?
- I'd prefer if you didn't.
825
00:44:03.391 --> 00:44:06.235
- We're not asking.
- Excuse me, I'm not a lawyer or anything.
826
00:44:06.394 --> 00:44:08.522
Doesn't the law state that
you cannot enter...
827
00:44:08.688 --> 00:44:10.941
...through a private residence
without permission?
828
00:44:12.191 --> 00:44:14.489
Is there an adult here
we might speak with?
829
00:44:14.652 --> 00:44:17.405
You're speaking with one.
I'm 18 and a half years old, sir.
830
00:44:17.572 --> 00:44:21.202
And, of course, in my culture
I've been a man since my 13th birthday.
831
00:44:21.367 --> 00:44:23.711
So you're telling us we cannot come in?
832
00:44:23.870 --> 00:44:26.544
With all due respect,
technically the law says you cannot.
833
00:44:26.706 --> 00:44:28.800
But what we're saying is, you may not.
834
00:44:28.958 --> 00:44:32.633
I guess both are true. The law says
you cannot because we say you may not.
835
00:44:32.795 --> 00:44:36.470
All right, all right. Props on
the "can/may" bullshit. Very good.
836
00:44:36.632 --> 00:44:38.054
No doubt. Thank you, sir.
837
00:44:38.217 --> 00:44:41.517
OFFICER 1: Just keep the noise down
to a minimum, okay?
838
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:43.226
Yes, sir. Of course.
839
00:44:43.723 --> 00:44:46.397
Don't make us come back.
You know what I mean?
840
00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:49.153
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh. Of course.
841
00:44:49.312 --> 00:44:50.404
- Good night.
- Officers.
842
00:44:50.563 --> 00:44:51.940
Night.
843
00:44:52.815 --> 00:44:56.911
"Technically the law states..."
Damn Internet.
844
00:44:57.278 --> 00:44:59.701
OFFICER 2:
Everybody's a fucking attorney.
845
00:45:00.907 --> 00:45:02.750
(ENGINE STARTS)
846
00:45:12.585 --> 00:45:15.589
COSTA: Fuck you.
- Dude, Costa. Seriously?
847
00:45:15.755 --> 00:45:16.847
- Fuck you.
- Come inside.
848
00:45:17.006 --> 00:45:19.600
Just come inside. Just forget about it.
849
00:45:19.759 --> 00:45:21.432
(CROWD MURMURING AND CHUCKLING)
850
00:45:30.937 --> 00:45:33.281
To the break of dawn, yo!
851
00:45:33.439 --> 00:45:35.191
(ALL CHEERING)
852
00:45:35.358 --> 00:45:39.033
(KID CUDI'S "PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (STEVE
AOKI REMIX)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
853
00:45:44.825 --> 00:45:46.327
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
854
00:47:02.028 --> 00:47:04.372
COSTA: Holy shit!
THOMAS: What the fuck are you doing?
855
00:47:06.365 --> 00:47:10.336
Thomas, my cousin can replace the window,
no problem. It's all good, man. I promise.
856
00:47:23.215 --> 00:47:26.845
- Where did you get this? It's my mom's.
- Come on, bro. I'm not gonna break it.
857
00:47:29.180 --> 00:47:31.148
(SCREAMING)
858
00:47:32.892 --> 00:47:34.394
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
859
00:47:36.896 --> 00:47:38.898
Throw it in here, nice and low.
860
00:47:39.065 --> 00:47:40.282
(SCREAMING)
861
00:47:50.326 --> 00:47:51.953
(ALL SCREAMING)
862
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:53.245
GIRL:
They're pills!
863
00:47:53.412 --> 00:47:55.085
BOY:
It's Ecstasy, bro!
864
00:47:55.247 --> 00:47:57.249
(ALL CLAMORING)
865
00:48:02.088 --> 00:48:03.260
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
866
00:48:07.635 --> 00:48:09.387
You heard about this on Craigslist?
867
00:48:09.553 --> 00:48:12.432
Craigslist, yeah. It's on the thing,
on the page, right there.
868
00:48:12.598 --> 00:48:14.817
J.B.:
Whoa, we are so fucked.
869
00:48:14.975 --> 00:48:17.273
COSTA: Relax, man.
J.B.: We need to tell Thomas.
870
00:48:17.436 --> 00:48:20.189
COSTA: T-Rick's so burned out,
he probably forgot about it already.
871
00:48:20.356 --> 00:48:21.528
J.B.:
This is bad.
872
00:48:22.483 --> 00:48:25.737
Mom, Dad, it's me, Thomas.
873
00:48:25.903 --> 00:48:27.120
Um...
874
00:48:27.279 --> 00:48:29.873
I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse.
875
00:48:30.032 --> 00:48:35.129
Hopefully we'll meet again,
so I can explain things.
876
00:48:35.788 --> 00:48:37.540
I don't really have an explanation...
877
00:48:37.706 --> 00:48:40.425
other than fucking Costa
made me do it. So...
878
00:48:41.127 --> 00:48:42.128
(BANGING ON DOOR)
879
00:48:42.294 --> 00:48:43.967
- Fuck off!
COSTA: Dude, it's us.
880
00:48:44.130 --> 00:48:45.473
THOMAS:
I know.
881
00:48:47.258 --> 00:48:49.727
COSTA: What are you doing in here?
The whole party's outside.
882
00:48:49.885 --> 00:48:51.432
Have you seen my fucking house?
883
00:48:51.595 --> 00:48:54.144
COSTA: We have a whole day
to fix this place up. It's all good.
884
00:48:54.306 --> 00:48:59.153
No, it's not all good, okay? I mean,
what about this? What if my parents see it?
885
00:48:59.311 --> 00:49:02.110
Nobody's gonna see this shit but us.
I promise.
886
00:49:03.983 --> 00:49:06.077
Where did all these people
even come from?
887
00:49:06.235 --> 00:49:07.908
You know a guy down there told me...
888
00:49:08.070 --> 00:49:11.074
...he found out about the party
on fucking Craigslist?
889
00:49:12.032 --> 00:49:14.330
My dad met my stepmom on Craigslist.
890
00:49:14.493 --> 00:49:16.666
So you put my address
on the fucking Internet?
891
00:49:16.829 --> 00:49:19.548
- Well, not just the Internet.
- Shut the fuck up, J.B.!
892
00:49:19.707 --> 00:49:21.584
Wait, what the fuck is he talking about?
893
00:49:21.750 --> 00:49:25.800
I had Jesse Marco put out an e-mail blast and
I may have called a radio station or two.
894
00:49:25.963 --> 00:49:27.260
You motherfuckers!
895
00:49:27.423 --> 00:49:29.676
COSTA: You were so nervous
about people not showing up.
896
00:49:29.842 --> 00:49:33.096
Dude, people are spilling shit,
breaking shit, probably stealing shit.
897
00:49:33.262 --> 00:49:34.935
It's out of control.
898
00:49:35.097 --> 00:49:38.192
I wasn't nervous. I wanted the party
to be big enough to be cool.
899
00:49:38.350 --> 00:49:41.695
- Dude, look, back in Queens...
- I'm fucking sick of hearing about Queens.
900
00:49:41.854 --> 00:49:44.528
We get it. Queens is awesome.
We're pussies. I don't fucking care.
901
00:49:44.690 --> 00:49:46.317
(OVER SPEAKERS) I'm doin' me
902
00:49:46.484 --> 00:49:50.330
I'm livin' life right now, man
And this what I'm gonna do
903
00:49:50.863 --> 00:49:52.740
COSTA:
Whatever happens, we can make this right.
904
00:49:52.907 --> 00:49:56.127
I'll fix this whole house
myself if I have to.
905
00:49:56.285 --> 00:49:59.789
Your parents don't even come home
till Sunday. You just need to relax, man.
906
00:49:59.955 --> 00:50:03.004
- You want a massage, bro?
- No, no. Just, stop.
907
00:50:03.167 --> 00:50:05.135
This is my favorite song, guys.
908
00:50:05.294 --> 00:50:07.217
(OVER SPEAKERS) But my body
909
00:50:07.379 --> 00:50:09.097
My body's
910
00:50:09.256 --> 00:50:12.009
I can't believe, like,
you guys just did this to me.
911
00:50:12.176 --> 00:50:14.053
J.B.:
We did this for you.
912
00:50:15.179 --> 00:50:18.729
Look, man, I know you're not a drug guy,
and I respect that about you.
913
00:50:18.891 --> 00:50:21.394
- But right now, this is what you need.
THOMAS: What is it?
914
00:50:21.560 --> 00:50:25.064
COSTA: It's Ecstasy. It'll put the brakes
on your little freak-out. Just take it.
915
00:50:25.231 --> 00:50:27.450
(R. KELLY'S "BUMP N' GRIND"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
916
00:50:27.608 --> 00:50:30.578
All right. This won't totally,
like, fuck me up, will it?
917
00:50:30.736 --> 00:50:33.990
Of course it will, dude.
That's the whole point.
918
00:50:35.533 --> 00:50:36.830
Here.
919
00:50:37.910 --> 00:50:40.504
J.B.: Hey.
- You get half of one.
920
00:50:41.747 --> 00:50:44.250
Baby
921
00:50:44.458 --> 00:50:46.426
THOMAS:
All right, just give me like 10 minutes.
922
00:50:46.585 --> 00:50:47.632
(GROANS)
923
00:50:47.795 --> 00:50:49.593
COSTA:
No fucking way, man!
924
00:50:50.005 --> 00:50:52.258
THOMAS: Ow! Get off me.
COSTA: This is your night.
925
00:50:52.424 --> 00:50:56.770
Cut the music. Cut it. How's everybody doing?
It's your host, Costa.
926
00:50:56.929 --> 00:50:59.773
I'm gonna bring up my best friends,
Thomas and J.B.
927
00:50:59.932 --> 00:51:01.605
Get your asses up here right now.
928
00:51:01.767 --> 00:51:03.485
Come on, move your asses.
929
00:51:04.019 --> 00:51:05.771
Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.
930
00:51:05.938 --> 00:51:09.784
The reason you guys are here tonight
is because it's Thomas Kub's birthday.
931
00:51:09.942 --> 00:51:14.038
And we're gonna sing a little
"Happy Birthday" for him. One, two, three.
932
00:51:14.446 --> 00:51:18.917
ALL (SINGING):
Happy birthday to you
933
00:51:19.076 --> 00:51:23.798
Happy birthday to you
934
00:51:23.956 --> 00:51:29.258
Happy birthday dear Thomas
935
00:51:29.962 --> 00:51:33.637
Happy birthday to you
936
00:51:33.799 --> 00:51:35.847
(ALL CHEERING)
937
00:51:36.010 --> 00:51:38.889
COSTA: Thanks, everybody, for coming.
Let's get the music rocking!
938
00:51:40.222 --> 00:51:41.314
DUDE:
Wait up. Wait, wait.
939
00:51:41.473 --> 00:51:46.149
Wait up, wait up. I wanted to do a birthday
song too, if I can, Thomas. Is that cool?
940
00:51:46.312 --> 00:51:47.905
(CROWD CHEERS)
941
00:51:48.063 --> 00:51:49.610
THOMAS:
It's all right with me, brother.
942
00:51:49.773 --> 00:51:53.653
Will you drop a beat
so I can do a birthday rap? Ahem.
943
00:51:55.779 --> 00:51:57.827
(DJ PLAYING HIP HOP BEAT)
944
00:51:59.408 --> 00:52:01.285
(RAPPING) Yeah Hey, Thomas
945
00:52:01.452 --> 00:52:05.423
Happy birthday
You can suck my dick if you thirsty
946
00:52:05.581 --> 00:52:09.506
I'm glad your folks are on vacation
I just raided the fridge
947
00:52:09.668 --> 00:52:11.341
And shit in the kitchen
948
00:52:11.503 --> 00:52:13.972
Jew Pesci, go back to New York
949
00:52:14.131 --> 00:52:16.850
You look like smorgasbord of dorks
950
00:52:17.009 --> 00:52:19.182
Yeah, and I bet you got baby dick
951
00:52:19.345 --> 00:52:21.848
The kind that got many AIDS and shit
952
00:52:22.014 --> 00:52:25.109
And J.B., what's up?
You wanna suck my dick
953
00:52:25.267 --> 00:52:28.191
In the back of your dad's truck
You fat fuck
954
00:52:28.354 --> 00:52:31.904
You tub of love
I'm gonna put you in the back of the truck
955
00:52:32.066 --> 00:52:34.444
And give you a back tug Yeah
956
00:52:34.610 --> 00:52:35.702
(CROWD BOOS)
957
00:52:35.861 --> 00:52:37.033
That's a penis hand job
958
00:52:37.196 --> 00:52:40.541
You look like a little gremlin
And a teddy bear had a baby
959
00:52:40.741 --> 00:52:44.837
What? Fuck you guys then, man.
You all can suck my dick.
960
00:52:44.995 --> 00:52:46.292
Fuck off.
961
00:52:46.747 --> 00:52:48.670
Sorry about that, everybody,
that dude's whack.
962
00:52:48.832 --> 00:52:51.927
Get this shit rolling again.
Come on DJ Jesse Marco. Run it!
963
00:52:52.461 --> 00:52:54.509
(OVER SPEAKERS)
Let's fucking lose it
964
00:52:54.672 --> 00:52:59.269
Get out of your mind
965
00:52:59.426 --> 00:53:02.270
Get out of your mind
Fuck that shit
966
00:53:02.429 --> 00:53:06.229
Fuck, yeah! What's up in this bitch?
Fuckers.
967
00:53:06.392 --> 00:53:08.895
Hey, baby, what's up?
Want some of this?
968
00:53:09.061 --> 00:53:12.110
GIRL: Yeah! LITTLE PERSON: The
fuck you guys looking at?
969
00:53:12.898 --> 00:53:14.900
CROWD:
Whoa!
970
00:53:15.067 --> 00:53:17.490
- You got something to say?
- Buddy, what...? What the...
971
00:53:17.653 --> 00:53:19.621
(CROWD YELLING)
972
00:53:23.659 --> 00:53:26.253
LITTLE PERSON:
Let me go! Goddamn it!
973
00:53:26.620 --> 00:53:28.247
Don't shut that...
974
00:53:28.414 --> 00:53:31.258
Scuffin' shell-toes
Is that nigga dead?
975
00:53:31.417 --> 00:53:33.465
Hey, have you seen Thomas?
976
00:53:33.627 --> 00:53:35.300
We're looking for him.
977
00:53:35.462 --> 00:53:38.682
Well, when you find him, can you tell him
I've got something for him?
978
00:53:39.425 --> 00:53:40.677
Jump in.
979
00:53:40.843 --> 00:53:43.141
THOMAS:
You're breaking the rules, you know.
980
00:53:45.139 --> 00:53:46.766
Ew. Heh.
981
00:53:46.932 --> 00:53:49.310
Why won't you get in with me?
982
00:53:49.476 --> 00:53:53.071
It's just, like, I already went
swimming once against my will.
983
00:53:54.690 --> 00:53:56.363
Wetness.
984
00:53:56.734 --> 00:53:58.828
Ha, ha. Whoa.
985
00:53:58.986 --> 00:54:00.909
KIRBY:
So, Thomas, are you having fun?
986
00:54:02.072 --> 00:54:03.289
- No.
- Not at all?
987
00:54:03.449 --> 00:54:06.123
- Yes.
- You look pretty fucked up.
988
00:54:06.285 --> 00:54:08.788
- I'm a little fucked up.
- But you look good.
989
00:54:08.954 --> 00:54:11.707
- Have you gotten lucky at all?
- I'm pretty lucky right now.
990
00:54:11.874 --> 00:54:13.217
Slow down, dude.
991
00:54:13.375 --> 00:54:15.218
THOMAS:
Fine. Give me that.
992
00:54:15.377 --> 00:54:17.721
- Are you having fun at this party?
- So much fun.
993
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:21.555
It's just that it's a small get-together.
It should be basically chill.
994
00:54:21.717 --> 00:54:24.891
THOMAS: Look how chill this is. KIRBY: It's no big deal.
I mean, there's two DJ's.
995
00:54:25.053 --> 00:54:28.227
That's not a big deal, right?
When do your parents get home?
996
00:54:28.390 --> 00:54:29.812
I don't know.
997
00:54:30.726 --> 00:54:32.649
KIRBY:
Thomas? Thomas. Eyes up here.
998
00:54:32.811 --> 00:54:35.314
THOMAS: You have great knees.
KIRBY: Thanks.
999
00:54:35.481 --> 00:54:37.904
People don't tell you that enough, Kirby.
1000
00:54:38.150 --> 00:54:39.527
COSTA:
J.B., get your fat ass up!
1001
00:54:39.693 --> 00:54:42.867
There's a midget in the oven.
Let's go. Come on.
1002
00:54:43.030 --> 00:54:44.703
KIRBY: What?
THOMAS: What? What did he say?
1003
00:54:44.865 --> 00:54:46.162
I heard, "midget in oven."
1004
00:54:46.325 --> 00:54:48.623
(BANGING)
1005
00:54:49.620 --> 00:54:52.419
COSTA:
Move the fuck out of the way!
1006
00:54:52.581 --> 00:54:54.049
Move the fuck out of the way!
1007
00:54:54.208 --> 00:54:57.178
- I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sor...
- Fuck!
1008
00:54:57.336 --> 00:54:59.134
Hey, wrong guy. Wrong guy.
1009
00:54:59.296 --> 00:55:02.391
- My God. Jesus Christ.
DAX: No.
1010
00:55:02.549 --> 00:55:08.727
LITTLE PERSON: Motherfucker! Motherfuckers!
You fucking cunt!
1011
00:55:11.683 --> 00:55:13.401
Why the balls, man?
1012
00:55:13.560 --> 00:55:16.279
- Anywhere but the fucking balls.
- Think about it.
1013
00:55:16.438 --> 00:55:19.442
Our balls are where his eyes are.
1014
00:55:22.027 --> 00:55:23.904
Yo, yo, yo, hey!
1015
00:55:24.071 --> 00:55:28.201
I just heard a rumor that all your balls
got attacked by a midget. Is it true?
1016
00:55:28.367 --> 00:55:31.462
Please, please, just tell me it is.
I'm praying it fucking is.
1017
00:55:31.620 --> 00:55:34.214
Dude, I can't believe I missed it.
1018
00:55:35.791 --> 00:55:38.544
COSTA:
Look at your fucking pupils.
1019
00:55:42.381 --> 00:55:44.224
- I love you guys.
J.B.: Ha, ha.
1020
00:55:44.383 --> 00:55:45.805
No, seriously.
1021
00:55:45.968 --> 00:55:48.721
Look, I realize I can be,
like, a huge dick sometimes...
1022
00:55:48.887 --> 00:55:50.730
...and I'm really sorry for that.
1023
00:55:50.889 --> 00:55:53.563
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
1024
00:55:54.810 --> 00:55:59.236
J.B., I'm sorry for buying you a bra
on your birthday. That wasn't cool.
1025
00:55:59.398 --> 00:56:01.321
It wasn't cool, man.
1026
00:56:01.483 --> 00:56:04.612
And I'm sorry for all the times
I called you Fat Fuck.
1027
00:56:04.778 --> 00:56:06.280
J.B.:
Mm.
1028
00:56:06.446 --> 00:56:09.074
- Chubby Bitch.
- Yeah.
1029
00:56:09.241 --> 00:56:11.915
- Fudgy the Whale.
- Okay.
1030
00:56:12.077 --> 00:56:14.671
I'm sorry for that time
at your brother's Bar Mitzvah...
1031
00:56:14.830 --> 00:56:18.300
...where I told everyone you look like
Rosie O'Donnell, because you don't.
1032
00:56:18.458 --> 00:56:20.552
- I don't.
- Hey, guys?
1033
00:56:20.711 --> 00:56:22.429
- What?
- Um...
1034
00:56:23.088 --> 00:56:25.216
I hooked up with Kirby.
1035
00:56:26.842 --> 00:56:29.345
I'm, like, really into her.
1036
00:56:31.930 --> 00:56:35.184
Okay, seriously, Thomas,
that's, you know, cool and all.
1037
00:56:35.350 --> 00:56:38.274
But she's kind of always been around.
1038
00:56:38.437 --> 00:56:40.986
It's like hooking up with J.B.
1039
00:56:41.648 --> 00:56:43.116
But her tits are smaller.
1040
00:56:43.275 --> 00:56:45.869
- Hey.
- I'm just saying.
1041
00:56:46.028 --> 00:56:48.656
Kirby's sort of like one of us.
1042
00:56:48.822 --> 00:56:51.792
You know, tonight's about the girls
we never had a shot at.
1043
00:56:51.950 --> 00:56:55.580
Tonight's about changing the game.
1044
00:56:55.746 --> 00:56:58.295
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1045
00:59:07.085 --> 00:59:08.507
(ALL CHEERING)
1046
00:59:08.670 --> 00:59:10.718
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1047
00:59:10.881 --> 00:59:12.303
(OVER SPEAKERS) Heads will roll
1048
00:59:12.466 --> 00:59:15.811
Heads will roll
1049
00:59:17.179 --> 00:59:18.772
It's crazy out there.
1050
00:59:18.930 --> 00:59:20.603
I haven't seen Tyler in an hour.
1051
00:59:25.312 --> 00:59:27.360
We were slightly out of our league
on this mission.
1052
00:59:27.522 --> 00:59:28.865
(DOOR OPENS)
1053
00:59:32.903 --> 00:59:34.746
- Cool room.
THOMAS: Thanks.
1054
00:59:34.905 --> 00:59:35.906
(DOOR CLOSES)
1055
00:59:36.073 --> 00:59:37.700
It's a bit messy right now.
1056
00:59:39.034 --> 00:59:40.877
Here, let me...
1057
00:59:42.996 --> 00:59:45.499
(SMALL BLACK'S "DESPICABLE DOGS
(WASHED OUT REMIX)" PLAYING)
1058
00:59:45.665 --> 00:59:47.884
ALEXIS:
So it's your birthday.
1059
00:59:48.043 --> 00:59:51.047
THOMAS:
Yeah, it's my birthday.
1060
01:00:20.408 --> 01:00:21.955
Oh.
1061
01:00:24.579 --> 01:00:27.002
I know where they build 'em
1062
01:00:27.165 --> 01:00:30.635
I know where they're selling long
1063
01:00:34.589 --> 01:00:38.765
Wider than the worst ones
Wider than the one I know
1064
01:00:44.558 --> 01:00:50.486
Smoke machine begins to blow
1065
01:00:54.734 --> 01:01:00.787
Lines of water on the floor
1066
01:01:04.744 --> 01:01:10.751
I know you watch 'em
I know that you want no more
1067
01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:21.058
Maybe in the factory
Maybe in the actual world
1068
01:01:23.388 --> 01:01:24.435
(DOOR OPENS)
1069
01:01:24.598 --> 01:01:26.726
Oh, my God. Thomas?
1070
01:01:26.892 --> 01:01:28.269
THOMAS:
Kirby.
1071
01:01:28.435 --> 01:01:30.278
KIRBY: Fuck off.
- I'm sorry. Hey, hey, Kirby...
1072
01:01:30.437 --> 01:01:32.860
Thomas, what the fuck?
1073
01:01:33.607 --> 01:01:35.359
Asshole.
1074
01:01:38.278 --> 01:01:39.279
(DOOR CREAKS)
1075
01:01:39.446 --> 01:01:42.620
EVERETT: Would you like a hand with that?
- How long have you been in there?
1076
01:01:42.782 --> 01:01:44.455
- Fucking shit!
- What are you doing?
1077
01:01:44.618 --> 01:01:46.712
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING)
1078
01:01:46.870 --> 01:01:49.544
(THE KILLS' "CHEAP AND CHEERFUL
(SEBASTIAN REMIX)" PLAYING)
1079
01:01:56.296 --> 01:01:57.343
THOMAS:
Kirby!
1080
01:01:58.131 --> 01:01:59.303
Kirby!
1081
01:01:59.466 --> 01:02:01.139
(ENGINE REWING)
1082
01:02:01.301 --> 01:02:03.599
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1083
01:02:05.889 --> 01:02:07.891
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1084
01:02:19.319 --> 01:02:21.287
(CHEERING)
1085
01:02:30.288 --> 01:02:32.256
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1086
01:02:50.058 --> 01:02:52.231
DAX:
Alexis, are you having a good time?
1087
01:02:52.394 --> 01:02:53.691
No. I'm leaving.
1088
01:02:56.064 --> 01:02:58.066
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1089
01:03:06.658 --> 01:03:08.660
(PHONE RINGING)
1090
01:03:11.329 --> 01:03:14.879
DAD (ON RECORDING): Hi. You've reached
the Kub residence. Please, leave a message.
1091
01:03:15.041 --> 01:03:17.214
DAD (OVER PHONE): Thomas, it's me again.
THOMAS: I'm fucked, dude.
1092
01:03:17.377 --> 01:03:21.678
I just got another call.
I'm sure the neighbors are exaggerating.
1093
01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:24.389
- Please call me.
- Fuck.
1094
01:03:26.011 --> 01:03:27.854
(PHONE RINGING)
1095
01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:34.565
(OVER SPEAKERS)
Pretty girls, sunshine in the air
1096
01:03:34.811 --> 01:03:38.361
Perfume everywhere
1097
01:03:38.690 --> 01:03:42.411
Bass to the floor, right now, what's up
A lime to a lemon
1098
01:03:42.569 --> 01:03:46.790
Remind you of the sky when I'm fucking
And we on cloud nine for that minute
1099
01:03:47.073 --> 01:03:48.996
Your style and your physique
1100
01:03:49.200 --> 01:03:52.545
And I ain't tiyin' to critique But you
deserve a good drink, so, what's up?
1101
01:03:52.704 --> 01:03:54.706
What you sippio' on?
It's no problem
1102
01:03:54.873 --> 01:03:57.922
Black and gold bottles
Like I'm pro-New Orleans
1103
01:03:58.084 --> 01:04:03.136
But, shorty, I'm far from a saint
But I got two AmEx's that look the same way
1104
01:04:03.298 --> 01:04:08.225
Wale, D.C., that's me, huh
My Prada say Prada and they Prada say Fila
1105
01:04:08.386 --> 01:04:10.889
I ain't gotta tell you
They know about me, huh
1106
01:04:11.056 --> 01:04:13.650
Come to D. C. and I can make you a believer
1107
01:04:13.808 --> 01:04:16.561
See, baby, I'm a leader
Day away from a Libra
1108
01:04:16.728 --> 01:04:19.231
I ain't tryin' to lead you wrong, sugar
I need you
1109
01:04:19.397 --> 01:04:21.695
So would you please listen
To what I'm gonna need from you
1110
01:04:21.858 --> 01:04:24.156
Live for tonight
Before tomorrow's amnesia
1111
01:04:24.319 --> 01:04:29.041
Pretty girls
I ask them do they smoke
1112
01:04:29.908 --> 01:04:31.910
COSTA:
Holy shit!
1113
01:04:32.911 --> 01:04:34.538
It's fucking insane.
1114
01:04:34.704 --> 01:04:36.706
(ALL CHEERING)
1115
01:04:42.879 --> 01:04:45.302
(ALL CHATTERING)
1116
01:04:51.596 --> 01:04:55.601
Thomas, look at what we did. Epic.
1117
01:04:58.895 --> 01:05:01.444
Is this big enough to be cool?
1118
01:05:02.732 --> 01:05:04.154
Game changer.
1119
01:05:04.317 --> 01:05:05.944
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1120
01:05:06.111 --> 01:05:07.784
Holy shit, it's the news.
1121
01:05:09.489 --> 01:05:10.706
(CROWD CHEERING)
1122
01:05:15.370 --> 01:05:16.462
BOY:
Dude, that's Thomas!
1123
01:05:16.621 --> 01:05:19.625
ALL (CHANTING):
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
1124
01:05:19.791 --> 01:05:21.714
Are you hearing this?
1125
01:05:21.876 --> 01:05:26.598
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
1126
01:05:26.756 --> 01:05:28.474
COSTA:
This is your fucking party, man.
1127
01:05:29.426 --> 01:05:31.645
You're right, dude. I needed this.
1128
01:05:35.807 --> 01:05:37.024
COSTA:
Fuck, yeah!
1129
01:05:40.687 --> 01:05:42.689
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1130
01:05:42.856 --> 01:05:44.904
(CROWD CHEERING)
1131
01:05:45.066 --> 01:05:48.821
Look at me now, bitches!
My party is the shit!
1132
01:05:49.404 --> 01:05:52.032
MY Party is legendary!
1133
01:05:54.534 --> 01:05:57.003
ALL (CHANTING):
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
1134
01:05:57.162 --> 01:05:58.835
- Watch this.
J.B.: Watch what?
1135
01:05:58.997 --> 01:06:03.002
COSTA: Are you kidding me?
THOMAS: Hey, all you bitches. Aah!
1136
01:06:03.168 --> 01:06:04.670
(ALL CHEERING)
1137
01:06:04.836 --> 01:06:07.259
Know me from the you know
Boss in my Hugo
1138
01:06:10.216 --> 01:06:12.685
COSTA: Thomas, you crazy motherfucker!
I love you!
1139
01:06:16.055 --> 01:06:20.526
ALL (CHANTING):
Jump! Jump! Jump!
1140
01:06:20.685 --> 01:06:23.438
Fuck that shit. I'm not jumping.
Fuck that.
1141
01:06:23.855 --> 01:06:26.233
Jump! Jump! Jump!
1142
01:06:29.486 --> 01:06:31.989
To my family members,
all my friends on Facebook...
1143
01:06:32.155 --> 01:06:33.702
COSTA: What?
- It's been a great ride.
1144
01:06:33.865 --> 01:06:36.960
- Costa, hold on to these.
- J.B., don't do it, man.
1145
01:06:37.118 --> 01:06:38.870
- You're way too fat.
- Shut up.
1146
01:06:45.502 --> 01:06:46.879
THOMAS:
Yeah!
1147
01:06:47.045 --> 01:06:49.047
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1148
01:06:51.132 --> 01:06:53.305
(CHEERING)
1149
01:06:54.844 --> 01:06:56.846
J.B.:
Oh, my God!
1150
01:06:57.055 --> 01:06:58.056
(J.B. SCREAMS)
1151
01:06:58.264 --> 01:06:59.561
(CROWD GROANS)
1152
01:06:59.724 --> 01:07:01.977
COSTA:
J.B., you all right, man?
1153
01:07:02.685 --> 01:07:05.063
- J.B., you all right?
J.B.: Ha-ha-ha!
1154
01:07:05.230 --> 01:07:07.574
(ALL CHEERING)
1155
01:07:16.074 --> 01:07:17.166
This is Falcon One.
1156
01:07:17.325 --> 01:07:20.295
I was just attacked
by this really sexy woman.
1157
01:07:20.453 --> 01:07:23.081
We've lost all control.
The house was breached hours ago.
1158
01:07:23.248 --> 01:07:24.750
Chaos has spread to the streets.
1159
01:07:24.916 --> 01:07:27.669
And the police are returning in force.
We're clearly outnumbered.
1160
01:07:27.835 --> 01:07:29.337
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1161
01:07:30.046 --> 01:07:31.719
(PEOPLE YELLING)
1162
01:07:36.594 --> 01:07:37.720
God, help us.
1163
01:07:37.887 --> 01:07:39.889
(SIRENS WAILING)
1164
01:07:43.309 --> 01:07:44.902
BOY:
Assholes!
1165
01:07:46.938 --> 01:07:48.940
(CROWD BOOING AND SHOUTING)
1166
01:07:53.444 --> 01:07:57.369
ALL (CHANTING):
Cops go home! Cops go home! Cops go home!
1167
01:07:57.532 --> 01:07:59.455
OFFICER (OVER MEGAPHONE):
This is the police.
1168
01:07:59.617 --> 01:08:03.292
Disperse peacefully and immediately
or you will be subject to arrest.
1169
01:08:03.454 --> 01:08:04.831
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1170
01:08:08.376 --> 01:08:09.468
(CHUCKLING)
1171
01:08:09.627 --> 01:08:11.174
(BANGING)
1172
01:08:14.215 --> 01:08:15.967
OFFICER:
In need of immediate assistance.
1173
01:08:18.052 --> 01:08:19.269
Drive, drive, drive!
1174
01:08:21.931 --> 01:08:24.229
Requesting backup, all units...
1175
01:08:24.475 --> 01:08:26.819
(ALL SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
1176
01:08:29.314 --> 01:08:30.816
(YELLING)
1177
01:08:41.993 --> 01:08:43.040
COSTA:
Holy shit!
1178
01:08:43.202 --> 01:08:45.125
I jumped off the house on purpose.
1179
01:08:46.581 --> 01:08:48.834
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1180
01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:51.173
REPORTER 1 (ON TV):
Chaos has broken out in the Southland...
1181
01:08:51.336 --> 01:08:55.887
...where this normally quiet residential
street has turned into anarchy.
1182
01:08:57.091 --> 01:08:59.014
(ALL CHEERING)
1183
01:09:05.516 --> 01:09:08.861
I'm joined now by Captain Reesman
of the Police Department.
1184
01:09:09.020 --> 01:09:12.149
We'll have to let this thing burn out
before we even think about moving back in.
1185
01:09:12.315 --> 01:09:14.363
(ALL CHEERING)
1186
01:10:01.906 --> 01:10:04.034
Good evening, uh, this is... This is Dax.
1187
01:10:04.200 --> 01:10:07.044
(CRASHING & WOMAN MOANING)
1188
01:10:07.954 --> 01:10:10.423
I'm inside the belly of the beast.
1189
01:10:10.873 --> 01:10:13.296
I don't have words
for some of the things I've seen.
1190
01:10:13.459 --> 01:10:17.214
Pfft. A lot of people don't know
this simple fact, but this is actually...
1191
01:10:17.380 --> 01:10:20.634
it's the first party
I've ever attended and you...
1192
01:10:20.800 --> 01:10:24.555
Perhaps tonight is just business as usual,
but something tells me, no, it's not.
1193
01:10:27.890 --> 01:10:28.937
(GIRL SCREAMS)
1194
01:10:30.685 --> 01:10:32.779
THOMAS: Shit, that's my dad's car.
J.B.: Shit, dude.
1195
01:10:32.979 --> 01:10:34.026
(HORN HONKS)
1196
01:10:34.188 --> 01:10:35.280
THOMAS:
Oh, shit.
1197
01:10:41.863 --> 01:10:43.911
Oh, shit!
1198
01:10:55.418 --> 01:10:57.671
COSTA:
Are you kidding me?
1199
01:11:00.673 --> 01:11:02.926
- What are you doing?
- What?
1200
01:11:03.092 --> 01:11:04.719
Fuck your car!
1201
01:11:06.053 --> 01:11:07.396
(BOY SCREAMS)
1202
01:11:07.555 --> 01:11:08.681
LITTLE PERSON:
Motherfuckers!
1203
01:11:10.475 --> 01:11:13.524
COSTA:
Oh, my God, Thomas, we're fucked.
1204
01:11:13.686 --> 01:11:15.654
I don't know how to fix this.
1205
01:11:16.898 --> 01:11:19.401
I don't know how to fix any of this shit.
1206
01:11:19.567 --> 01:11:23.697
I'm sorry, Thomas.
I just wanted to get some pussy.
1207
01:11:23.863 --> 01:11:26.912
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1208
01:11:27.074 --> 01:11:30.374
And something's just happening right now.
I've heard a commotion.
1209
01:11:30.536 --> 01:11:32.254
(ALL CLAMORING)
1210
01:11:32.413 --> 01:11:33.881
MAN:
Holy shit!
1211
01:11:37.752 --> 01:11:39.550
COSTA:
What the fuck is that?
1212
01:11:39.712 --> 01:11:41.055
THOMAS:
Whoa!
1213
01:11:44.258 --> 01:11:45.430
OFFICER 1 (OVER RADIO):
Outside visual on subject with...
1214
01:11:45.593 --> 01:11:47.186
OFFICER 2:
Everybody, back!
1215
01:11:50.348 --> 01:11:51.941
THOMAS:
Fuck! You guys, come on!
1216
01:11:52.099 --> 01:11:54.568
COSTA: Come on, get the fuck out of here! Move!
- Come on!
1217
01:11:54.727 --> 01:11:57.355
COSTA: Go! Shit!
THOMAS: Come on!
1218
01:11:57.563 --> 01:12:00.567
Whoa! What the fuck, dude! Get down!
1219
01:12:00.733 --> 01:12:02.701
- Holy shit! Look out.
COSTA: Shit! What the fuck?
1220
01:12:02.860 --> 01:12:04.112
(YELLING)
1221
01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:08.078
OFFICER 1: Subject is armed and active.
MAN: Oh, my fucking God.
1222
01:12:08.241 --> 01:12:12.371
REPORTER 2: Police are on scene in riot gear.
SWAT officers are rushing forward.
1223
01:12:12.537 --> 01:12:14.631
DISPATCHER (OVER RADIO):
All units hold for SWAT team arrival.
1224
01:12:17.917 --> 01:12:19.885
THOMAS: Fuck!
COSTA: Holy shit, dude, it's T-Rick!
1225
01:12:20.044 --> 01:12:23.890
- What the fuck is he doing?
T-RICK: Costa!
1226
01:12:24.048 --> 01:12:27.393
Give me back my fucking gnome!
1227
01:12:27.552 --> 01:12:30.806
- Give it to him. Where is it?
- It was full of Ecstasy. Everyone ate it!
1228
01:12:30.972 --> 01:12:33.851
T-RICK:
Where the fuck is Costa?
1229
01:12:34.016 --> 01:12:35.859
OFFICER 1:
Subject is advancing.
1230
01:12:39.772 --> 01:12:41.900
COSTA:
Whoa, shit!
1231
01:12:43.568 --> 01:12:44.615
OFFICER 3:
This is the police...
1232
01:12:44.777 --> 01:12:46.495
OFFICER 1:
Approach with extreme caution.
1233
01:12:46.654 --> 01:12:49.954
OFFICER 3: Put down your weapon
and put your hands in the air.
1234
01:12:50.116 --> 01:12:52.835
OFFICER 4: Get down! Show me your hands!
OFFICER 5: Put down your weapon!
1235
01:12:52.994 --> 01:12:55.213
REPORTER 2:
Police are now firing rubber bullets.
1236
01:12:55.371 --> 01:12:56.793
OFFICER 5: Drop it now!
OFFICER 4: Back up, back up!
1237
01:12:56.956 --> 01:12:58.003
OFFICER 6:
Get back!
1238
01:12:59.083 --> 01:13:00.801
OFFICER 1:
Suspect is firing at officers.
1239
01:13:01.294 --> 01:13:04.047
- Fuck this.
COSTA: Where are you going? Get back here!
1240
01:13:04.213 --> 01:13:05.339
J.B.:
Dude, Thomas, no!
1241
01:13:05.506 --> 01:13:08.009
Look, T-Rick, we can fix this.
Okay, man?
1242
01:13:08.175 --> 01:13:09.222
T-RICK:
Fuck you!
1243
01:13:09.385 --> 01:13:12.685
You burn me, I burn you!
1244
01:13:12.847 --> 01:13:14.520
COSTA:
Thomas, get back here, dude!
1245
01:13:14.682 --> 01:13:16.229
Costa, you motherfucker!
1246
01:13:16.392 --> 01:13:18.645
OFFICER 3: Put down your weapon.
Put your hands in the air.
1247
01:13:18.811 --> 01:13:19.937
OFFICER 7: Go, go, go!
- Shit!
1248
01:13:20.104 --> 01:13:21.981
OFFICER 3:
Put down your weapon.
1249
01:13:22.148 --> 01:13:23.991
OFFICER 8:
Yeah. Now. Take the shot!
1250
01:13:24.150 --> 01:13:25.367
COSTA:
Get the fuck out of here!
1251
01:13:25.526 --> 01:13:27.028
Go!
1252
01:13:28.529 --> 01:13:29.997
OFFICER 9:
Get back. Get back!
1253
01:13:30.698 --> 01:13:31.870
THOMAS:
Fuck. Oh, my God.
1254
01:13:32.033 --> 01:13:33.706
OFFICER 1:
Still active and on the move.
1255
01:13:33.868 --> 01:13:35.666
(T-RICK YELLING)
1256
01:13:35.870 --> 01:13:37.372
Heading toward residence.
1257
01:13:39.707 --> 01:13:41.550
COSTA:
Holy shit!
1258
01:13:41.709 --> 01:13:44.053
(CAR ALARMS WAILING)
1259
01:13:44.211 --> 01:13:46.259
OFFICER 3:
This is the police.
1260
01:13:47.131 --> 01:13:49.225
Disperse immediately.
1261
01:13:49.967 --> 01:13:51.059
Oh, my God.
1262
01:13:51.218 --> 01:13:53.892
OFFICER 3: Disperse immediately
or you will be subject to arrest.
1263
01:13:54.555 --> 01:13:56.228
This is the police.
1264
01:14:00.895 --> 01:14:03.398
- We gotta get out of here.
- I can't leave my house.
1265
01:14:03.564 --> 01:14:05.441
The house is gone, man.
It's fucking over.
1266
01:14:05.608 --> 01:14:08.361
- Where's Milo?
OFFICER 3: This is the police.
1267
01:14:13.491 --> 01:14:15.585
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1268
01:14:15.785 --> 01:14:17.913
Disperse immediately.
1269
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:20.252
(ALL SCREAMING AND SHOUTING)
1270
01:14:22.875 --> 01:14:24.047
COSTA:
Go, go!
1271
01:14:25.127 --> 01:14:27.255
THOMAS:
I hear him here.
1272
01:14:27.421 --> 01:14:30.516
What the fuck are you doing?
The dog's not gonna be in that drawer.
1273
01:14:30.675 --> 01:14:33.019
Here he is! I got him! Motherfuckers!
1274
01:14:33.177 --> 01:14:34.724
COSTA:
Come on, let's go. Move!
1275
01:14:34.887 --> 01:14:36.855
(GRENADES EXPLODING)
1276
01:14:42.269 --> 01:14:44.271
REPORTER 2:
It's complete chaos out here.
1277
01:14:44.438 --> 01:14:48.363
Police are using flash-bang grenades
to try and disperse this crowd.
1278
01:14:48.526 --> 01:14:49.778
OFFICER 3:
This is the police.
1279
01:14:49.944 --> 01:14:52.288
Disperse immediately.
1280
01:14:52.446 --> 01:14:55.950
If you do not disperse immediately,
you will be subject to arrest.
1281
01:14:57.785 --> 01:14:59.128
Go! Go!
1282
01:14:59.286 --> 01:15:02.756
REPORTER 2: Police are now mobilizing.
Fire helicopters have been brought in.
1283
01:15:02.915 --> 01:15:05.759
They're dropping water
to put this blaze out.
1284
01:15:15.302 --> 01:15:18.522
OFFICER 1: Scene in progress, 50 yards ahead of IC.
Officers need assistance.
1285
01:15:18.681 --> 01:15:20.479
COSTA:
Holy shit!
1286
01:15:20.641 --> 01:15:23.110
EVERETT:
Tyler, I need you! Pull it together!
1287
01:15:23.269 --> 01:15:25.897
(GRENADES EXPLODING)
1288
01:15:26.063 --> 01:15:28.157
Civilians 50 yards ahead on Dickens.
1289
01:15:30.317 --> 01:15:32.661
- Officers engaged with riot...
- What is going on?
1290
01:15:32.820 --> 01:15:35.039
- Stay down. Stay down.
- Fuck! Shit!
1291
01:15:36.866 --> 01:15:38.368
THOMAS:
Milo!
1292
01:15:39.285 --> 01:15:41.003
- Dude, Milo!
ROB: Hey, Oliver!
1293
01:15:41.162 --> 01:15:42.789
Great party, buddy.
1294
01:15:42.955 --> 01:15:44.673
You owe me a tree, you piece of shit.
1295
01:15:44.832 --> 01:15:49.212
All we're doing is trying to have a good
time, you cocksucking motherfucker!
1296
01:15:49.378 --> 01:15:52.632
You know where you're going?
You're going to jail, you motherfucker!
1297
01:15:52.798 --> 01:15:57.554
Yeah! That's my boys! Suck my dick, Robert!
Suck my fucking dick!
1298
01:16:03.184 --> 01:16:04.310
THOMAS:
Fuck! Shit!
1299
01:16:04.477 --> 01:16:07.526
Black sedan. License plate...
We've got a hit-and-run.
1300
01:16:07.688 --> 01:16:10.988
THOMAS: Go, go, go!
COSTA: Run! Run!
1301
01:16:11.150 --> 01:16:12.993
DISPATCHER:
Unit 23, what's your status?
1302
01:16:17.782 --> 01:16:21.207
OFFICER 1: - Skirmish line, be advised,
officer down, officer down.
1303
01:16:28.209 --> 01:16:30.553
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
1304
01:16:39.970 --> 01:16:44.020
EVERETT: He's home alone. He's been up all
night, so he's probably gonna crash soon.
1305
01:16:44.183 --> 01:16:47.904
We wait about an hour to make sure
he's asleep, then we make our move.
1306
01:16:48.062 --> 01:16:50.941
We go in the back, break Rob's door down,
and torch the house.
1307
01:16:51.107 --> 01:16:53.201
- Yeah.
COSTA: What the fuck are you talking about?
1308
01:16:53.359 --> 01:16:56.533
The guy has a wife and a baby.
You're not gonna burn his house down.
1309
01:16:56.695 --> 01:16:58.823
He called the cops on us.
He ruined everything.
1310
01:16:58.989 --> 01:17:03.369
It's 6 in the morning, man.
Let it go. It's over.
1311
01:17:04.036 --> 01:17:05.834
Just go home.
1312
01:17:12.253 --> 01:17:13.926
What about our money?
1313
01:17:15.422 --> 01:17:19.222
The house is trashed.
You're the worst security ever.
1314
01:17:30.563 --> 01:17:32.236
You guys should go home too.
1315
01:17:34.483 --> 01:17:36.451
You gonna be okay, man?
1316
01:17:36.944 --> 01:17:39.788
THOMAS: Yeah, I'm just gonna hang here
with Milo for a bit.
1317
01:17:45.452 --> 01:17:46.453
COSTA:
All right.
1318
01:17:47.204 --> 01:17:49.127
I'm gonna go home...
1319
01:17:50.082 --> 01:17:53.882
...have a good cry,
and start calling some lawyers.
1320
01:17:55.629 --> 01:17:58.473
Thomas, whatever happens, man...
1321
01:17:59.550 --> 01:18:02.429
...that was one fucking hell of a night.
1322
01:18:02.928 --> 01:18:05.306
Come on, J.B., let's bounce.
1323
01:18:29.830 --> 01:18:32.083
You can go too, Dax.
1324
01:18:35.127 --> 01:18:36.925
DAX:
Thanks, Thomas.
1325
01:18:37.296 --> 01:18:39.719
I had a really fun time.
1326
01:18:41.675 --> 01:18:43.598
You'll be all right.
1327
01:18:59.401 --> 01:19:01.449
BEAN (CDN RADIO): Kevin and Bean
from the world-famous KROQ.
1328
01:19:01.612 --> 01:19:05.537
Can we talk about this insanity
in Pasadena last night?
1329
01:19:05.699 --> 01:19:07.542
KEVIN:
It looked like the greatest party ever.
1330
01:19:07.701 --> 01:19:09.544
BIG BOY:
Big Boy's neighborhood, beautiful day.
1331
01:19:09.703 --> 01:19:12.126
It is going down.
I don't know if you seen the news.
1332
01:19:12.289 --> 01:19:16.385
But some cats had a party in Pasadena and
took this thing to the whole next level.
1333
01:19:16.543 --> 01:19:20.548
I'm talking about, they trashed the
neighborhood. They trashed the house.
1334
01:19:20.714 --> 01:19:22.762
We heard that Kanye
made an appearance there.
1335
01:19:22.925 --> 01:19:26.429
Yeah, so if you were there at the party
in Pasadena last night, hit us up...
1336
01:19:26.595 --> 01:19:30.316
...because we're gonna be talking about it
all morning long in the neighborhood.
1337
01:19:34.603 --> 01:19:38.107
- I really am sorry.
- You said that already.
1338
01:19:40.859 --> 01:19:44.909
Do you have any idea how much
all this is gonna cost, Thomas?
1339
01:19:47.366 --> 01:19:50.040
Your college fund is gone,
I can tell you that.
1340
01:19:51.996 --> 01:19:54.590
- Yeah. Dad, I'm sorry.
- You had so much going for you...
1341
01:19:54.748 --> 01:19:59.094
...and you just pissed it all away
for one night?
1342
01:19:59.795 --> 01:20:01.047
(DAD SIGHS)
1343
01:20:03.257 --> 01:20:05.601
I just didn't think you had it in you.
1344
01:20:08.304 --> 01:20:11.854
Well, I know. I'm sorry I let you down.
1345
01:20:12.099 --> 01:20:13.646
No.
1346
01:20:13.934 --> 01:20:19.941
I literally didn't think
that you had this in you.
1347
01:20:23.444 --> 01:20:26.948
So, uh, how many people were here?
1348
01:20:27.614 --> 01:20:29.082
Uh...
1349
01:20:30.659 --> 01:20:32.161
Fifteen hundred.
1350
01:20:33.537 --> 01:20:35.710
Couple thousand, maybe.
1351
01:20:36.457 --> 01:20:37.800
Wow.
1352
01:20:39.293 --> 01:20:41.261
You should've seen it.
1353
01:20:44.548 --> 01:20:46.425
It was awesome.
1354
01:20:48.969 --> 01:20:51.973
Well, you're still fucked, Thomas.
1355
01:21:04.526 --> 01:21:06.073
(DR. DRE'S "THE NEXT EPISODE"
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
1356
01:21:06.236 --> 01:21:07.704
It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G
1357
01:21:07.863 --> 01:21:09.740
Snoop Dogg
1358
01:21:10.824 --> 01:21:13.327
You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E
1359
01:21:13.494 --> 01:21:15.462
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know who's back...
1360
01:21:15.621 --> 01:21:16.713
(MUSIC STOPS)
1361
01:21:16.872 --> 01:21:18.920
Well, at least the van
looks gangster now.
1362
01:21:19.083 --> 01:21:22.462
Dude, don't even start, okay?
My dad's making me drive it as punishment.
1363
01:21:22.628 --> 01:21:24.346
That sucks.
1364
01:21:24.505 --> 01:21:27.679
Yeah, and I'm being brought up on
like six different charges.
1365
01:21:27.841 --> 01:21:29.969
My mom hasn't stopped crying.
1366
01:21:30.135 --> 01:21:32.513
We're living at a Courtyard Marriott
right now.
1367
01:21:32.679 --> 01:21:34.852
I'm basically on house arrest
until my hearing.
1368
01:21:35.015 --> 01:21:36.733
I'm not supposed to talk to you guys.
1369
01:21:36.892 --> 01:21:40.362
My parents are convinced this is totally
gonna be fucking my college plans.
1370
01:21:40.521 --> 01:21:42.740
Your grades are fucking up
your college plans.
1371
01:21:42.898 --> 01:21:45.902
My dad got me a lawyer.
Even that Jew thinks we're fucked.
1372
01:21:46.068 --> 01:21:48.867
- Thinks we could actually do
time for this. J.B.: Jesus.
1373
01:21:49.029 --> 01:21:51.282
What about you, Dax?
What did your parents say?
1374
01:21:51.448 --> 01:21:54.042
Oh, I live alone, actually.
1375
01:21:55.285 --> 01:21:57.788
You're really starting
to fucking scare me.
1376
01:21:59.873 --> 01:22:01.875
Yo, what up, Kub?
1377
01:22:04.545 --> 01:22:06.218
BOY 1:
What's going on, man?
1378
01:22:06.380 --> 01:22:08.007
BOY 2:
That's him.
1379
01:22:08.215 --> 01:22:10.559
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
1380
01:22:11.885 --> 01:22:12.977
Hey, Costa.
1381
01:22:13.137 --> 01:22:15.560
- Hi, Thomas.
COSTA: Thank you.
1382
01:22:15.722 --> 01:22:17.565
Thank you.
1383
01:22:19.601 --> 01:22:22.730
BOY 3: Yo, you guys, Thomas.
That party was dope.
1384
01:22:22.896 --> 01:22:24.898
THOMAS: Thank you, man.
BOY 3: No, thank you, man.
1385
01:22:25.065 --> 01:22:26.567
You guys rock.
1386
01:22:26.775 --> 01:22:29.278
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
1387
01:22:31.905 --> 01:22:32.997
Thank you.
1388
01:22:34.616 --> 01:22:36.163
BOY 4:
J.B.!
1389
01:22:37.161 --> 01:22:40.335
ALL (CHANTING):
Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
1390
01:22:46.753 --> 01:22:48.755
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1391
01:22:58.098 --> 01:22:59.645
THOMAS:
Kirby, wait.
1392
01:23:00.976 --> 01:23:02.444
Kirby.
1393
01:23:03.270 --> 01:23:06.365
- Hey.
- Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you.
1394
01:23:06.523 --> 01:23:10.198
- There's really nothing to talk about.
- Wait. Please, can I just explain?
1395
01:23:10.569 --> 01:23:11.946
It's not that complicated.
1396
01:23:12.446 --> 01:23:16.576
What you did was really not cool.
1397
01:23:17.868 --> 01:23:19.711
It really hurt me.
1398
01:23:20.078 --> 01:23:22.080
Kirby, I'm really sorry about
what happened.
1399
01:23:22.539 --> 01:23:24.758
I didn't know how to handle it.
1400
01:23:26.376 --> 01:23:29.471
But I think I do now
and that's why I'm here.
1401
01:23:32.216 --> 01:23:35.470
My life right now, it's totally ruined.
1402
01:23:35.636 --> 01:23:39.106
Okay? I practically burned down
my whole neighborhood.
1403
01:23:39.723 --> 01:23:43.148
Probably bankrupt my parents.
I'll be in debt until I die.
1404
01:23:43.310 --> 01:23:46.484
But the only thing that I care about
fixing right now is this.
1405
01:23:46.647 --> 01:23:47.944
So, I'm sorry.
1406
01:23:49.525 --> 01:23:52.074
If you're still mad, I get it...
1407
01:23:52.277 --> 01:23:56.077
...but if you are talking to me
by my next birthday...
1408
01:23:56.240 --> 01:23:59.164
...I'd really like to
spend it with just you.
1409
01:24:07.793 --> 01:24:09.295
Oh, you're...
1410
01:24:16.343 --> 01:24:18.437
So we're cool again?
1411
01:24:18.595 --> 01:24:20.973
I never said you were cool.
1412
01:24:34.027 --> 01:24:37.657
So you know this high school party in
Pasadena that turned into a riot, right?
1413
01:24:37.823 --> 01:24:40.997
The kid actually burned his parents'
house down. Can you imagi...?
1414
01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:43.787
Do you know how many chores
it's gonna take to make up for...
1415
01:24:43.954 --> 01:24:45.297
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1416
01:24:45.455 --> 01:24:48.880
He'll be taking the trash out
nine times a day for the rest of his life.
1417
01:24:49.042 --> 01:24:53.297
REPORTER: The person who caused the early
morning fire and explosion here...
1418
01:24:53.463 --> 01:24:57.218
- ...has survived his injuries
T-RICK: Costa!
1419
01:24:57.384 --> 01:25:00.183
We moved to a place like Pasadena
to avoid stuff like this.
1420
01:25:00.345 --> 01:25:03.440
Some asshole puked all over
my front door.
1421
01:25:03.599 --> 01:25:07.695
Do these kids even have parents?
It's ridiculous, right?
1422
01:25:08.895 --> 01:25:11.148
Have you seen the footage?
Let me tell you.
1423
01:25:11.315 --> 01:25:15.536
I haven't seen that many teenage boobs
since R. Kelly's birthday party.
1424
01:25:19.740 --> 01:25:21.742
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1425
01:26:03.075 --> 01:26:08.582
Joining us now live is one Pasadena teen
who's recently drawn a lot of notice...
1426
01:26:08.747 --> 01:26:10.624
...for throwing what people
are calling...
1427
01:26:10.791 --> 01:26:13.886
...possibly the most epic
high-school party of all time.
1428
01:26:14.044 --> 01:26:17.924
Costa, before we begin, is there anything
that you would like to say to the viewers?
1429
01:26:18.090 --> 01:26:19.262
In fact, I would.
1430
01:26:19.424 --> 01:26:22.553
You said it was perhaps
the most epic party of all time.
1431
01:26:22.719 --> 01:26:25.063
It was the most epic party of all time.
1432
01:26:25.222 --> 01:26:28.726
Okay. I was thinking more along
the lines of an apology.
1433
01:26:28.892 --> 01:26:30.314
Would you like to apologize?
1434
01:26:30.477 --> 01:26:33.481
I got a better idea.
How about I invite you to my next party?
1435
01:26:33.980 --> 01:26:35.982
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits.
1436
01:26:36.149 --> 01:26:37.992
Just make sure
you wear something tight.
1437
01:32:54.277 --> 01:32:56.279
(English - US - PSDH)
1439
01:32:57.000 --> 01:33:00.138
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