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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.

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From now on,
you will speak only when spoken to...

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... and the first and last words
out of your filthy sewers will be ""sir.""

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Do you maggots understand that?

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...

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... you will be a weapon.

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You will be a minister of death
praying for war.

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But until that day, you are pukes.

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You are the lowest form of life on Earth.

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You are not even human-fucking-beings.

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You are nothing but unorganized,
grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.

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Because I am hard, you will not like me.

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But the more you hate me,
the more you will learn.

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I am hard but I am fair.

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There is no racial bigotry here.

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I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.

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Here, you are all equally worthless.

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And my orders are to weed out
all non-hackers...

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... who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved Corps.

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Do you maggots understand that?

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I can't hear you.

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Sir, yes, sir!

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-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!

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Bullshit. From now on
you're Private Snowball.

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-Do you like that name?
-Sir, yes, sir!

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Well, there's one thing
that you won't like, Snowball:

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They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...

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... on a daily basis in my mess hall.

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Sir, yes, sir!

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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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Who said that?

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Who the fuck said that?

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Who's the slimy little communist-shit,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here...

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... who just signed
his own death warrant?

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Nobody, huh?

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The fairy-fucking-godmother said it.
Out-fucking-standing.

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I will P. T. you all until you fucking die.

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I'll P. T. you until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.

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-Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
-Sir, no, sir.

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You piece of shit. You look
like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Sir, I said it, sir.

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Well, no shit.

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What have we got here?
A fucking comedian. Private Joker.

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I admire your honesty.

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Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and fuck my sister.

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You little scumbag.
I've got your name. I've got your ass.

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You will not laugh. You will not cry.

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You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.

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Now get up. Get on your feet.

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You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck.

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?

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-Sir, to kill, sir.
-So you're a killer?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Let me see your war face.

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-Sir?
-You've got a war face?

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That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.

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Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.

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You don't scare me. Work on it.

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Sir, yes, sir!

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What's your excuse?

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Sir, excuse for what, sir?

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I'm asking the fucking questions, private.
Do you understand?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Well, thank you very much.

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-Can I be in charge for a while?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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-Are you shook-up? Are you nervous?
-Sir, I am, sir.

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-Do I make you nervous?
-Sir....

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Sir what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-How tall are you, private?

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Sir, 5'9"", sir.

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Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked shit that high.

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You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...

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... ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

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I think you've been cheated.

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Where the hell are you from, private?

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-Sir, Texas, sir.
-Holy dogshit. Texas?

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Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

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And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.

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-Do you suck dicks?
-Sir, no, sir.

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-Are you a peter puffer?
-Sir, no, sir.

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I'll bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...

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... and not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.

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I'll be watching you.

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Did your parents have any children
that lived?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.

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You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.

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-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

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Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you suck dicks?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...

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-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.

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I don't like the name Lawrence.

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Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.

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-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.

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-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...

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... exactly three fucking seconds...

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... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...

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... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.

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One. Two. Three.

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-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.

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Now choke yourself.

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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.

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Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.

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Now lean forward and choke yourself.

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-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I can't hear you.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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That's enough. Get on your feet.

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Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...

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... or I will definitely fuck you up.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.

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Left, right, left, right, left.

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Left, right, left, right, left....

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Parris Island, South Carolina...

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... the United States Marine Corps
Recruit Depot.

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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.

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Mama and Papa were laying in bed

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Mama and Papa were laying in bed

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Mama rolled over
And this is what she said

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Mama rolled over, this is what she said

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-Oh, give me some, give me some
-Oh, give me some, give me some

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-P. T.
-P. T.

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-P. T.
-P. T.

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-Good for you
-Good for you

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-And good for me
-And good for me

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-Good
-Good

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Up in the morning to the rising sun

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Up in the morning to the rising sun

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Gonna run all day till the running's done

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Gonna run all day till the running's done

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Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch

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Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch

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Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch

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Got the blue balls, crabs
And the seven-year itch

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Left, right, left, right, left.

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Your left shoulder.

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Left, right, left. Port.

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Left, right. Attack. Halt.

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Left shoulder.

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Private Pyle, what are you trying to do
to my beloved Corps?

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-Sir, I don't know, sir.
-You are dumb, Private Pyle...

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... but do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?

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-Sir, no, sir.
-Then you did that on purpose.

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-You wanna be different.
-Sir, no, sir.

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-What side was that, Private Pyle?
-Sir, left side, sir.

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-Are you sure, Private Pyle?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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-What side was that, Private Pyle?
-Sir, right side, sir.

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Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.

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Pick up your fucking cover.

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Sir, yes, sir.

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Your left shoulder.

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Left, right, left. Port.

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Left shoulder.

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Your right shoulder.

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Left, right, left, right.
Your left shoulder.

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Left, two, three, four.

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Your right shoulder.

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Tonight you pukes will sleep
with your rifles.

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You will give your rifle a girl's name.

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Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get.

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Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane Rottencrotch...

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... through her purty pink panties
are over.

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You're married to this piece.

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This weapon of iron and wood.

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And you will be faithful.

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Arms.

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Prepare to mount.

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Mount.

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Port.

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Pray.

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This is my rifle.

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There are many like it,
but this one is mine.

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My rifle is my best friend.

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It is my life.

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I must master it
as I must master my life.

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Without me, my rifle is useless.

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Without my rifle, I am useless.

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I must fire my rifle true.

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I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.

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I must shoot him before he shoots me.

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I will.

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Before God, I swear this creed.

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My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.

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We are the masters of our enemy.

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We are the saviors of my life.

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So be it until there is no enemy,
but peace.

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Amen.

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Arm.

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At ease.

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Good night, ladies.

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Good night, sir.

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-Hit it, sweetheart.
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.

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Right shoulder.

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That is not
your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy.

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Left shoulder.

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Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle.

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Port.

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Four inches from your chest, Pyle.
Four inches.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

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This is for fighting, this is for fun

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

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This is for fighting, this is for fun

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

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This is for fighting, this is for fun

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

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This is for fighting, this is for fun

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This is my rifle, this is my gun

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This is for fighting, this is for fun

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You ' re bouncing.

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T en fucking seconds.

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It should take you no less than 1 0
fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle.

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Quickly, move it out.

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There ain't one swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...

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... until they can get this obstacle down
to less than 1 0 fucking seconds.

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Next two privates. Quickly.

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Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it.

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Next two privates. Quickly.

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Hurry up. Get up there.

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-Private Joker, are you a killer?
-Sir, yes, sir.

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Let me hear your war cry.

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Next two privates, go. Quickly.

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Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle.

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Oh, that's right, Private Pyle.

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Don't make any fucking effort
to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle.

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If God wanted you up there, he would have
miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he?

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-Get your fat ass up there, Pyle.

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-Sir, yes, sir.
-What is the matter with you?

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00:14:42.281 --> 00:14:46.479
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on
top of that obstacle, you could get up there.

240
00:14:46.652 --> 00:14:48.347
-Couldn't you?
-Sir, yes, sir.

241
00:14:48.520 --> 00:14:52.718
Your ass looks like about 1 50 pounds
of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that?

242
00:14:52.892 --> 00:14:54.325
Sir, yes, sir.

243
00:14:56.729 --> 00:14:59.061
One for the commandant.

244
00:15:00.165 --> 00:15:02.258
One for the Corps.

245
00:15:02.968 --> 00:15:06.199
Get up there. Pull.

246
00:15:06.805 --> 00:15:10.070
I guess the Corps don't get theirs.
Get up there, Pyle.

247
00:15:10.242 --> 00:15:13.268
Pull. Pull, Pyle, pull.

248
00:15:13.445 --> 00:15:15.970
One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull.

249
00:15:16.148 --> 00:15:19.743
You gotta be shitting me, Pyle.
Get your ass up there.

250
00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:23.582
Do you mean to tell me that you cannot
do one single pull-up?

251
00:15:23.756 --> 00:15:28.113
You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle.
Get out of my face.

252
00:15:28.294 --> 00:15:30.285
Get up there, Snowball.

253
00:15:31.397 --> 00:15:33.092
Get up here, fat-boy.

254
00:15:33.265 --> 00:15:36.530
Quickly. Move it up.
Move it up, Pyle. Move it up.

255
00:15:36.702 --> 00:15:40.900
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, Private Pyle?

256
00:15:41.073 --> 00:15:44.372
Get up here. You're too slow.
Move it. Move it.

257
00:15:44.543 --> 00:15:48.070
Private Pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down.

258
00:15:48.247 --> 00:15:50.442
That would break my fucking heart.

259
00:15:50.616 --> 00:15:54.074
Quickly. Up and over. Up and over.

260
00:15:54.253 --> 00:15:57.780
Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for,
Private Pyle?

261
00:15:57.957 --> 00:16:01.688
Get up and over.
Move it, move it, move it.

262
00:16:01.860 --> 00:16:04.385
Are you quitting on me?

263
00:16:04.563 --> 00:16:06.588
Well, are you?

264
00:16:06.765 --> 00:16:11.054
Then quit, you slimy fucking
walrus-looking piece of shit.

265
00:16:11.236 --> 00:16:13.727
Get the fuck off of my obstacle.

266
00:16:13.906 --> 00:16:16.636
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.

267
00:16:16.809 --> 00:16:19.004
Now. Move it.

268
00:16:19.178 --> 00:16:24.536
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you
cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

269
00:16:24.717 --> 00:16:27.345
I will motivate you, Private Pyle...

270
00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:32.115
... if it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo.

271
00:16:33.125 --> 00:16:35.719
Pick them up and set them down, Pyle.

272
00:16:35.894 --> 00:16:37.953
Quickly. Move it out.

273
00:16:38.130 --> 00:16:42.726
Were you born a fat, slimy,
scumbag puke piece of shit, Private Pyle?

274
00:16:42.901 --> 00:16:45.233
Or did you have to work on it?

275
00:16:45.404 --> 00:16:48.999
Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up.

276
00:16:49.174 --> 00:16:53.736
The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, won't it, Private Pyle?

277
00:16:53.912 --> 00:16:55.470
Move it.

278
00:16:55.647 --> 00:16:59.811
Are you going to fucking die, Pyle?
Are you going to die on me?

279
00:16:59.985 --> 00:17:02.010
Do it now.

280
00:17:02.187 --> 00:17:05.645
Move it up. Hustle it up.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.

281
00:17:06.725 --> 00:17:09.285
Do you feel dizzy?

282
00:17:09.461 --> 00:17:11.793
Do you feel faint?

283
00:17:12.531 --> 00:17:17.491
Jesus H. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on.

284
00:17:19.171 --> 00:17:23.130
Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows.
Move it out.

285
00:17:23.308 --> 00:17:24.832
Get up here.

286
00:17:25.010 --> 00:17:28.673
Move it. Move it, move it, move it.

287
00:17:29.281 --> 00:17:30.805
Quickly.

288
00:17:30.983 --> 00:17:34.771
Quickly. Get up here.
Hurry up. Move it out.

289
00:17:48.667 --> 00:17:51.033
Reveille. Reveille. Reveille.

290
00:17:51.203 --> 00:17:53.068
Drop your cocks and grab your socks.

291
00:17:53.238 --> 00:17:56.127
Today is Sunday.
Divine worship at 0800.

292
00:17:56.308 --> 00:17:58.697
Get your bunks made
and get your uniforms on.

293
00:17:58.877 --> 00:18:01.801
Police call will commence
in two minutes.

294
00:18:01.980 --> 00:18:03.379
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.

295
00:18:03.549 --> 00:18:05.107
-Sir, yes, sir.
-Sir, yes, sir.

296
00:18:05.284 --> 00:18:08.845
As soon as you finish your bunks,
I want you two turds to clean the head.

297
00:18:09.021 --> 00:18:12.081
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.
-I want that head so sanitary...

298
00:18:12.257 --> 00:18:16.318
... that the Virgin Mary herself would be
proud to go in there and take a dump.

299
00:18:16.495 --> 00:18:17.860
-Sir, yes, sir.
-Sir, yes, sir.

300
00:18:18.030 --> 00:18:20.260
Private Joker, do you believe
in the Virgin Mary?

301
00:18:20.432 --> 00:18:22.229
Sir, no, sir.

302
00:18:25.437 --> 00:18:29.100
Well, Private Joker,
I don't believe I heard you correctly.

303
00:18:29.274 --> 00:18:31.469
Sir, the private said, "" No, sir,"" sir.

304
00:18:31.643 --> 00:18:34.806
Why, you little maggot.
You make me wanna vomit.

305
00:18:34.980 --> 00:18:39.144
You goddamn communist heathen.
Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary...

306
00:18:39.318 --> 00:18:41.513
... or I'm gonna stomp your guts out.

307
00:18:41.687 --> 00:18:44.019
Now, you do love the Virgin Mary,
don't you?

308
00:18:44.189 --> 00:18:45.451
Sir, negative, sir.

309
00:18:45.624 --> 00:18:48.115
Private Joker,
are you trying to offend me?

310
00:18:48.293 --> 00:18:49.624
Sir, negative, sir.

311
00:18:49.795 --> 00:18:52.855
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong...

312
00:18:53.031 --> 00:18:56.922
... and the senior drill instructor will
beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir.

313
00:18:57.102 --> 00:18:58.660
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?

314
00:18:58.837 --> 00:19:01.670
Sir, the private's squad leader
is Private Snowball, sir.

315
00:19:01.840 --> 00:19:03.728
Private Snowball.

316
00:19:03.909 --> 00:19:06.537
Sir, Private Snowball
reporting as ordered, sir.

317
00:19:06.712 --> 00:19:10.409
Private Snowball, you're fired.
Private Joker is promoted to squad leader.

318
00:19:10.582 --> 00:19:13.005
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.
-Disappear, scumbag.

319
00:19:13.185 --> 00:19:15.915
-Sir, aye, aye, sir.
-Private Pyle.

320
00:19:16.088 --> 00:19:19.012
-Sir, Private Pyle reporting as ordered, sir.
-From now on...

321
00:19:19.191 --> 00:19:22.490
... Private Joker is your new squad leader
and you will bunk with him.

322
00:19:22.661 --> 00:19:23.958
He'll teach you everything.

323
00:19:24.129 --> 00:19:26.324
-He'll teach you how to pee.
-Sir, yes, sir.

324
00:19:26.498 --> 00:19:30.594
Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant,
but he's got guts and guts is enough.

325
00:19:30.769 --> 00:19:32.498
Now, you ladies, carry on.

326
00:19:32.671 --> 00:19:34.866
Sir, aye, aye, sir.

327
00:19:41.346 --> 00:19:44.838
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.

328
00:19:48.353 --> 00:19:50.583
Operating-rod handle.

329
00:19:50.756 --> 00:19:53.247
Operating-rod guide.

330
00:19:53.659 --> 00:19:56.890
And the left one over the right.

331
00:19:57.062 --> 00:19:59.155
Right one over the left.

332
00:20:01.533 --> 00:20:03.831
Left one over the right.

333
00:20:04.002 --> 00:20:06.266
The right one over the left.

334
00:20:09.808 --> 00:20:12.072
Just throw your other leg over.

335
00:20:16.949 --> 00:20:18.576
Attaboy.

336
00:20:19.751 --> 00:20:24.643
That's it. Now just pull the next one over
and you're home free.

337
00:20:25.591 --> 00:20:27.149
Ready?

338
00:20:32.231 --> 00:20:34.153
Just throw it over.

339
00:20:41.573 --> 00:20:42.801
Attaboy.

340
00:20:43.108 --> 00:20:44.939
Set it down.

341
00:20:47.779 --> 00:20:49.269
All right?

342
00:20:50.415 --> 00:20:52.303
There you go.

343
00:20:53.919 --> 00:20:56.114
Congratulations, Leonard.

344
00:20:56.288 --> 00:20:57.880
You did it.

345
00:20:58.724 --> 00:21:01.682
Fold the blanket
and the sheet back together.

346
00:21:01.860 --> 00:21:04.192
Make a four-inch fold.

347
00:21:04.896 --> 00:21:07.057
Okay? Got it?

348
00:21:07.232 --> 00:21:09.120
You do it.

349
00:21:10.969 --> 00:21:12.994
Right shoulder.

350
00:21:13.171 --> 00:21:15.264
Your left shoulder.

351
00:21:18.744 --> 00:21:20.439
Port.

352
00:21:24.950 --> 00:21:26.747
Order.

353
00:21:49.308 --> 00:21:52.266
Your right shoulder.

354
00:21:56.682 --> 00:21:58.274
Square these weapons away.

355
00:21:58.450 --> 00:22:01.305
My Corps' arms should be
parallel to the....

356
00:22:04.089 --> 00:22:06.751
The deadliest weapon in the world...

357
00:22:06.925 --> 00:22:10.782
... is a Marine and his rifle.

358
00:22:10.962 --> 00:22:14.454
It is your killer instinct
which must be harnessed...

359
00:22:14.633 --> 00:22:18.694
... if you expect to survive in combat.

360
00:22:18.870 --> 00:22:22.397
Your rifle is only a tool.

361
00:22:22.574 --> 00:22:25.134
It is a hard heart that kills.

362
00:22:25.944 --> 00:22:30.768
If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...

363
00:22:30.949 --> 00:22:33.975
... you will hesitate
at the moment of truth.

364
00:22:34.152 --> 00:22:36.143
You will not kill.

365
00:22:36.321 --> 00:22:38.687
You will become dead-Marine.

366
00:22:38.857 --> 00:22:42.190
And then you will be in a world of shit.

367
00:22:42.361 --> 00:22:44.090
Because Marines...

368
00:22:44.262 --> 00:22:47.857
... are not allowed to die
without permission.

369
00:22:48.033 --> 00:22:49.694
Do you maggots understand?

370
00:22:49.868 --> 00:22:51.392
Sir, yes, sir.

371
00:22:52.971 --> 00:22:55.769
I love working for Uncle Sam

372
00:22:55.941 --> 00:22:58.705
I love working for Uncle Sam

373
00:22:58.877 --> 00:23:01.641
Lets me know just who I am

374
00:23:01.813 --> 00:23:04.611
Lets me know just who I am

375
00:23:04.783 --> 00:23:07.616
One, two, three, four
United States Marine Corps

376
00:23:07.786 --> 00:23:10.619
One, two, three, four
United States Marine Corps

377
00:23:10.789 --> 00:23:13.622
One, two, three, four
I love the Marine Corps

378
00:23:13.792 --> 00:23:16.625
One, two, three, four
I love the Marine Corps

379
00:23:16.795 --> 00:23:18.126
-My Corps
-My Corps

380
00:23:18.296 --> 00:23:19.627
- Your Corps
- Your Corps

381
00:23:19.798 --> 00:23:21.095
-Our Corps
-Our Corps

382
00:23:21.266 --> 00:23:22.699
-Marine Corps
-Marine Corps

383
00:23:22.868 --> 00:23:25.701
I don 't know, but I've been told

384
00:23:25.871 --> 00:23:28.726
I don 't know, but I've been told

385
00:23:28.907 --> 00:23:31.671
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

386
00:23:31.843 --> 00:23:34.641
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

387
00:23:34.813 --> 00:23:36.144
-Good
-Good

388
00:23:36.314 --> 00:23:37.679
-Feels good
-Feels good

389
00:23:37.849 --> 00:23:39.146
-Is good
-Is good

390
00:23:39.317 --> 00:23:40.648
-Real good
-Real good

391
00:23:40.819 --> 00:23:42.150
-Tastes good
-Tastes good

392
00:23:42.320 --> 00:23:43.685
-Mighty good
-Mighty good

393
00:23:43.855 --> 00:23:45.186
-Good for you
-Good for you

394
00:23:45.357 --> 00:23:46.756
-Good for me
-Good for me

395
00:23:49.361 --> 00:23:50.851
Trim them.

396
00:23:53.832 --> 00:23:55.595
Toe jam.

397
00:23:58.470 --> 00:24:00.335
Pop that blister.

398
00:24:09.014 --> 00:24:11.903
Jesus H. Christ.

399
00:24:12.851 --> 00:24:16.082
Private Pyle,
why is your footlocker unlocked?

400
00:24:16.254 --> 00:24:17.414
Sir, I don't know, sir.

401
00:24:17.589 --> 00:24:21.047
Private Pyle, if there is one thing
in this world that I hate...

402
00:24:21.226 --> 00:24:24.525
... it is an unlocked footlocker.
You know that, don't you?

403
00:24:24.696 --> 00:24:27.256
-Sir, yes, sir.
-lf it wasn't for dickheads like you...

404
00:24:27.432 --> 00:24:29.992
... there wouldn't be thievery
in the world, would there?

405
00:24:30.168 --> 00:24:32.124
-Sir, no, sir.
-Get down.

406
00:24:36.508 --> 00:24:40.330
Well, now, let's just see
if there's anything missing.

407
00:24:42.948 --> 00:24:45.109
Holy Jesus.

408
00:24:45.283 --> 00:24:47.080
What is that?

409
00:24:47.252 --> 00:24:49.846
What the fuck is that?

410
00:24:50.021 --> 00:24:51.716
What is that, Private Pyle?

411
00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:53.152
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir.

412
00:24:53.325 --> 00:24:55.691
-A jelly doughnut?
-Sir, yes, sir.

413
00:24:55.861 --> 00:24:58.921
-How did it get here?
-Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir.

414
00:24:59.097 --> 00:25:01.224
Is chow allowed in the barracks,
Private Pyle?

415
00:25:01.399 --> 00:25:05.130
-Sir, no, sir.
-Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?

416
00:25:05.303 --> 00:25:07.669
-Sir, no, sir.
-And why not, Private Pyle?

417
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:09.500
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir.

418
00:25:09.674 --> 00:25:14.702
-Because you are a disgusting fat-body.
-Sir, yes, sir.

419
00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.441
Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker, Private Pyle?

420
00:25:18.617 --> 00:25:20.573
Sir, because I was hungry, sir.

421
00:25:20.752 --> 00:25:23.846
Because you were hungry.

422
00:25:27.259 --> 00:25:31.047
Private Pyle has dishonored himself...

423
00:25:31.229 --> 00:25:33.857
... and dishonored the platoon.

424
00:25:34.032 --> 00:25:37.991
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed.

425
00:25:38.169 --> 00:25:43.061
I have failed
because you have not helped me.

426
00:25:43.241 --> 00:25:47.302
You people have not given Private Pyle...

427
00:25:47.479 --> 00:25:49.674
... the proper motivation.

428
00:25:50.382 --> 00:25:55.342
So from now on,
whenever Private Pyle fucks up...

429
00:25:55.520 --> 00:25:57.784
... I will not punish him.

430
00:25:57.956 --> 00:26:00.447
I will punish all of you.

431
00:26:00.592 --> 00:26:02.685
And the way I see it, ladies...

432
00:26:02.861 --> 00:26:05.921
... you owe me for one jelly doughnut.

433
00:26:06.097 --> 00:26:08.793
Now get on your faces.

434
00:26:10.201 --> 00:26:11.930
Open your mouth.

435
00:26:12.103 --> 00:26:14.594
They're paying for it, you eat it.

436
00:26:14.773 --> 00:26:17.139
Ready, exercise.

437
00:26:17.309 --> 00:26:19.937
One, two, three, four

438
00:26:20.111 --> 00:26:22.602
I love the Marine Corps

439
00:26:22.781 --> 00:26:25.147
One, two, three, four

440
00:26:25.317 --> 00:26:27.706
I love the Marine Corps

441
00:26:27.886 --> 00:26:30.309
One, two, three, four

442
00:26:30.488 --> 00:26:32.820
I love the Marine Corps

443
00:26:32.991 --> 00:26:35.482
One, two, three, four

444
00:26:35.660 --> 00:26:37.992
I love the Marine Corps

445
00:26:38.163 --> 00:26:40.529
One, two, three, four....

446
00:26:41.800 --> 00:26:44.724
You really look like shit today, Leonard.

447
00:26:51.076 --> 00:26:52.805
Joker.

448
00:26:55.213 --> 00:26:57.977
Everybody hates me now.

449
00:27:00.518 --> 00:27:02.383
Even you.

450
00:27:05.423 --> 00:27:07.755
Nobody hates you, Leonard.

451
00:27:08.226 --> 00:27:10.421
You just keep making mistakes.

452
00:27:10.595 --> 00:27:12.893
Getting everybody in trouble.

453
00:27:15.800 --> 00:27:18.360
I can't do anything right.

454
00:27:20.872 --> 00:27:22.794
I need help.

455
00:27:26.378 --> 00:27:28.676
I'm trying to help you, Leonard.

456
00:27:30.415 --> 00:27:32.542
I'm really trying.

457
00:27:34.719 --> 00:27:36.846
Tuck your shirt in.

458
00:27:41.292 --> 00:27:43.248
One, two, three, 1 9.

459
00:27:43.428 --> 00:27:45.453
One, two, three, 20.

460
00:27:45.630 --> 00:27:47.689
One, two, three, 21.

461
00:27:47.866 --> 00:27:49.891
One, two, three, 22.

462
00:27:50.068 --> 00:27:51.990
One, two, three, 23.

463
00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:54.195
One, two, three, 24.

464
00:27:54.372 --> 00:27:56.363
One, two, three, 25.

465
00:27:56.541 --> 00:27:58.429
One, two, three, 26.

466
00:27:58.610 --> 00:28:00.635
One, two, three, 27.

467
00:28:00.812 --> 00:28:02.803
One, two, three, 28.

468
00:28:02.981 --> 00:28:04.903
One, two, three, 29.

469
00:28:05.083 --> 00:28:07.574
One, two, three, 30.

470
00:29:33.371 --> 00:29:34.861
Do it.

471
00:29:35.006 --> 00:29:36.234
Do it.

472
00:29:45.550 --> 00:29:48.713
Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy.

473
00:30:17.015 --> 00:30:18.846
Port.

474
00:30:20.585 --> 00:30:23.076
Left shoulder.

475
00:30:25.323 --> 00:30:28.087
Right shoulder.

476
00:30:31.696 --> 00:30:33.254
Port.

477
00:30:36.334 --> 00:30:39.223
Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?

478
00:30:39.404 --> 00:30:43.727
Semper fi, do or die.
Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho.

479
00:30:43.908 --> 00:30:46.035
What makes the grass grow?

480
00:30:46.311 --> 00:30:48.176
Blood, blood, blood.

481
00:30:48.346 --> 00:30:51.076
What do we do for a living, ladies?

482
00:30:51.249 --> 00:30:52.944
Kill, kill, kill.

483
00:30:53.117 --> 00:30:54.709
I can't hear you.

484
00:30:54.886 --> 00:30:56.581
Kill, kill, kill.

485
00:30:56.754 --> 00:30:59.814
Bullshit. I still can't hear you.

486
00:30:59.991 --> 00:31:01.618
Kill, kill, kill.

487
00:31:02.560 --> 00:31:06.326
Do any of you people know
who Charles Whitman was?

488
00:31:07.832 --> 00:31:10.323
None of you dumb-asses knows?

489
00:31:11.002 --> 00:31:12.663
Private Cowboy.

490
00:31:12.837 --> 00:31:17.194
Sir, he was that guy who shot all those
people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir.

491
00:31:17.375 --> 00:31:20.208
That's affirmative.
Charles Whitman killed 1 2 people...

492
00:31:20.378 --> 00:31:24.576
... from a 28-story observation tower
at the University of Texas.

493
00:31:24.749 --> 00:31:27.638
From distances of up to 400 yards.

494
00:31:28.386 --> 00:31:31.651
Anybody know
who Lee Harvey Oswald was?

495
00:31:31.823 --> 00:31:32.881
Private Snowball.

496
00:31:33.658 --> 00:31:35.387
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir.

497
00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:38.393
That's right.
And do you know how far away he was?

498
00:31:38.563 --> 00:31:42.886
Sir, he was pretty far.
From that book-suppository building, sir.

499
00:31:43.067 --> 00:31:45.023
All right, knock it off.

500
00:31:45.203 --> 00:31:47.091
Two hundred and fifty feet.

501
00:31:47.272 --> 00:31:51.470
He was 250 feet away
and shooting at a moving target.

502
00:31:51.643 --> 00:31:57.240
Oswald got off three rounds with an old
ltalian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds...

503
00:31:57.415 --> 00:32:00.873
... and scored two hits,
including a head shot.

504
00:32:01.052 --> 00:32:05.216
Do any of you people know where
these individuals learned how to shoot?

505
00:32:06.090 --> 00:32:07.751
Private Joker.

506
00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:09.848
Sir, in the Marines, sir.

507
00:32:10.028 --> 00:32:12.553
In the Marines. Outstanding.

508
00:32:12.730 --> 00:32:17.690
Those individuals showed what one
motivated Marine and his rifle can do.

509
00:32:17.869 --> 00:32:20.429
And before you ladies leave my island...

510
00:32:20.605 --> 00:32:23.938
... you will all be able
to do the same thing.

511
00:32:43.995 --> 00:32:45.690
Today...

512
00:32:45.863 --> 00:32:48.024
... is Christmas.

513
00:32:48.199 --> 00:32:53.398
There will be a magic show at 0930.

514
00:32:53.771 --> 00:32:57.332
Chaplain Charlie will tell you...

515
00:32:57.508 --> 00:33:02.070
... about how the free world
will conquer communism...

516
00:33:02.246 --> 00:33:06.876
... with the aid of God and a few Marines.

517
00:33:07.418 --> 00:33:11.343
God has a hard-on for Marines...

518
00:33:11.522 --> 00:33:16.186
... because we kill everything we see.

519
00:33:16.361 --> 00:33:18.750
He plays his games...

520
00:33:18.930 --> 00:33:21.626
... we play ours.

521
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:26.657
To show our appreciation
for so much power...

522
00:33:26.838 --> 00:33:32.196
... we keep heaven packed
with fresh souls.

523
00:33:32.977 --> 00:33:36.936
God was here before the Marine Corps.

524
00:33:37.115 --> 00:33:40.107
So you can give your heart to Jesus...

525
00:33:40.284 --> 00:33:43.981
... but your ass belongs to the Corps.

526
00:33:44.155 --> 00:33:46.111
Do you ladies understand?

527
00:33:46.290 --> 00:33:49.282
-Sir, yes, sir.
-I can't hear you.

528
00:33:49.460 --> 00:33:51.291
Sir, yes, sir.

529
00:33:57.068 --> 00:34:00.367
It's been swabbed and brushed.

530
00:34:01.739 --> 00:34:03.536
Everything...

531
00:34:04.442 --> 00:34:06.273
... is clean.

532
00:34:10.181 --> 00:34:11.944
Beautiful.

533
00:34:13.551 --> 00:34:16.179
So that it slides perfect.

534
00:34:18.556 --> 00:34:19.784
Nice.

535
00:34:22.093 --> 00:34:24.254
Everything clean.

536
00:34:25.096 --> 00:34:26.688
Oiled.

537
00:34:29.067 --> 00:34:31.922
So that your action is beautiful.

538
00:34:35.907 --> 00:34:38.137
Smooth Charlene.

539
00:35:00.364 --> 00:35:02.889
Leonard talks to his rifle.

540
00:35:05.136 --> 00:35:06.763
Yeah.

541
00:35:14.145 --> 00:35:17.205
I don't think Leonard
can hack it anymore.

542
00:35:18.483 --> 00:35:21.145
I think Leonard's a Section Eight.

543
00:35:24.755 --> 00:35:26.677
It don't surprise me.

544
00:35:37.268 --> 00:35:40.567
I wanna slip my tube steak
into your sister.

545
00:35:43.641 --> 00:35:45.836
What will you take in trade?

546
00:35:48.045 --> 00:35:49.967
What do you got?

547
00:36:04.595 --> 00:36:06.222
Outstanding, Private Pyle.

548
00:36:06.397 --> 00:36:09.093
I think we finally found
something that you do well.

549
00:36:09.267 --> 00:36:11.132
Sir, yes, sir.

550
00:36:14.505 --> 00:36:16.302
What's your sixth general order?

551
00:36:16.474 --> 00:36:18.965
Sir, the sixth general order
is to receive and obey...

552
00:36:19.110 --> 00:36:21.533
... and pass on to the sentry
who relieves me...

553
00:36:21.712 --> 00:36:23.475
... all orders....

554
00:36:23.648 --> 00:36:25.411
Sir, the private's sixth general....

555
00:36:25.616 --> 00:36:28.005
The private has been instructed
but does not know.

556
00:36:28.186 --> 00:36:31.451
You slimy scumbag,
get on your face and give me 25.

557
00:36:31.622 --> 00:36:33.715
Sir, aye, aye, sir.

558
00:36:37.962 --> 00:36:40.294
How many counts in that movement
you just executed?

559
00:36:40.464 --> 00:36:43.627
-Sir, four counts, sir.
-What's the idea of looking in the chamber?

560
00:36:43.801 --> 00:36:48.067
Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving
the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir.

561
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:49.729
What's your fifth general order?

562
00:36:49.907 --> 00:36:53.934
Sir, the fifth general order is to quit my post
only when properly relieved, sir.

563
00:36:54.111 --> 00:36:55.908
What's this weapon's name,
Private Pyle?

564
00:36:56.080 --> 00:36:58.913
Sir, the private's weapon's name
is Charlene, sir.

565
00:36:59.083 --> 00:37:01.847
Private Pyle, you are definitely
born-again hard.

566
00:37:02.019 --> 00:37:05.614
Hell, I may even allow you to serve
as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.

567
00:37:05.790 --> 00:37:07.883
Sir, yes, sir.

568
00:37:10.328 --> 00:37:12.990
I don 't want no teenage queen

569
00:37:13.164 --> 00:37:15.758
I don 't want no teenage queen

570
00:37:15.933 --> 00:37:18.595
I just want my M14

571
00:37:18.769 --> 00:37:21.363
I just want my M14

572
00:37:21.539 --> 00:37:24.235
If I die in a combat zone

573
00:37:24.408 --> 00:37:26.968
If I die in a combat zone

574
00:37:27.144 --> 00:37:29.704
Box me up and ship me home

575
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:32.508
Box me up and ship me home

576
00:37:32.683 --> 00:37:35.311
Pin my medals upon my chest

577
00:37:35.486 --> 00:37:38.080
Pin my medals upon my chest

578
00:37:38.256 --> 00:37:40.850
Tell my mom I done my best

579
00:37:41.433 --> 00:37:43.924
Tell my mom I done my best

580
00:37:45.437 --> 00:37:49.032
Graduation is only a few days away...

581
00:37:49.207 --> 00:37:53.769
... and the recruits of Platoon 3092
are salty.

582
00:37:53.945 --> 00:37:57.904
They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.

583
00:37:58.483 --> 00:38:03.910
The drill instructors are proud to see
that we are growing beyond their control.

584
00:38:04.289 --> 00:38:07.679
The Marine Corps does not want robots.

585
00:38:07.859 --> 00:38:10.817
The Marine Corps wants killers.

586
00:38:10.996 --> 00:38:14.762
The Marine Corps wants to build
indestructible men.

587
00:38:14.933 --> 00:38:17.731
Men without fear.

588
00:38:19.805 --> 00:38:24.265
Today, you people are
no longer maggots.

589
00:38:25.811 --> 00:38:29.406
Today, you are Marines.

590
00:38:29.981 --> 00:38:32.814
You 're part of a brotherhood.

591
00:38:32.984 --> 00:38:37.080
From now on, until the day you die...

592
00:38:37.255 --> 00:38:39.553
... wherever you are...

593
00:38:39.725 --> 00:38:43.217
... every Marine is your brother.

594
00:38:44.329 --> 00:38:47.423
Most of you will go to Vietnam.

595
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:50.830
Some of you will not come back.

596
00:38:51.002 --> 00:38:53.197
But always remember this:

597
00:38:53.371 --> 00:38:55.236
Marines die.

598
00:38:55.407 --> 00:38:57.932
That's what we're here for.

599
00:38:58.110 --> 00:39:01.204
But the Marine Corps lives forever...

600
00:39:01.379 --> 00:39:06.112
... and that means you live forever.

601
00:39:09.988 --> 00:39:11.649
-Peckett.
-Sir, yes, sir.

602
00:39:11.823 --> 00:39:13.484
0300, lnfantry.

603
00:39:13.658 --> 00:39:15.250
-Toe Jam.
-Sir, yes, sir.

604
00:39:15.427 --> 00:39:17.292
0300, lnfantry.

605
00:39:17.462 --> 00:39:19.157
-Adams.
-Sir, yes, sir.

606
00:39:19.331 --> 00:39:21.026
1 800, Engineers.

607
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:22.723
You go out and find mines.

608
00:39:22.901 --> 00:39:24.698
-Cowboy.
-Sir, yes, sir.

609
00:39:24.870 --> 00:39:26.735
0300, lnfantry.

610
00:39:26.905 --> 00:39:28.304
-Taylor.
-Sir, yes, sir.

611
00:39:28.473 --> 00:39:30.270
0300, lnfantry.

612
00:39:30.442 --> 00:39:32.034
-Joker.
-Sir, yes, sir.

613
00:39:32.210 --> 00:39:35.338
421 2, Basic Military Journalism.

614
00:39:35.514 --> 00:39:37.573
You gotta be shitting me, Joker.

615
00:39:37.749 --> 00:39:39.273
You think you're Mickey Spillane?

616
00:39:39.451 --> 00:39:41.476
You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?

617
00:39:41.653 --> 00:39:44.076
Sir, I wrote for
my high school newspaper, sir.

618
00:39:44.256 --> 00:39:47.919
Jesus H. Christ.
You're not a writer, you're a killer.

619
00:39:48.093 --> 00:39:49.321
A killer, yes, sir.

620
00:39:49.494 --> 00:39:51.052
Gomer Pyle.

621
00:39:51.229 --> 00:39:53.823
-Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.

622
00:39:53.999 --> 00:39:57.924
You forget your fucking name?
0300, lnfantry. You made it.

623
00:39:58.103 --> 00:40:00.230
-Perkins.
-Sir, yes, sir.

624
00:40:04.409 --> 00:40:07.242
Our last night on the island.

625
00:40:07.412 --> 00:40:09.937
I draw fire watch.

626
00:41:12.744 --> 00:41:15.872
Hi, Joker.

627
00:41:37.869 --> 00:41:41.396
Are those live rounds?

628
00:41:47.412 --> 00:41:51.234
Seven-six-two millimeter.

629
00:41:52.884 --> 00:41:56.274
Full metal jacket.

630
00:42:04.863 --> 00:42:06.785
Leonard...

631
00:42:06.965 --> 00:42:10.822
... if Hartman comes in here
and catches us...

632
00:42:12.003 --> 00:42:15.063
... we'll both be in a world of shit.

633
00:42:18.343 --> 00:42:20.641
I am...

634
00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:24.369
... in a world...

635
00:42:25.917 --> 00:42:28.442
... of shit.

636
00:42:31.690 --> 00:42:32.918
Left shoulder.

637
00:42:35.493 --> 00:42:36.892
Right shoulder.

638
00:42:39.998 --> 00:42:41.260
Lock and load.

639
00:42:46.071 --> 00:42:47.436
Order.

640
00:42:50.275 --> 00:42:52.072
This is my rifle.

641
00:42:52.243 --> 00:42:55.007
There are many like it,
but this one is mine.

642
00:42:56.281 --> 00:42:59.580
My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.

643
00:42:59.751 --> 00:43:02.242
Get back in your bunks.

644
00:43:02.420 --> 00:43:04.581
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?

645
00:43:04.756 --> 00:43:09.614
What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?

646
00:43:09.794 --> 00:43:13.127
Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?

647
00:43:13.298 --> 00:43:16.131
Why is Private Pyle
holding that weapon?

648
00:43:16.301 --> 00:43:19.657
Why aren't you stomping
Private Pyle's guts out?

649
00:43:19.838 --> 00:43:23.035
Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform the senior drill instructor...

650
00:43:23.208 --> 00:43:27.941
... that Private Pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir.

651
00:43:35.520 --> 00:43:39.251
Now you listen to me, Private Pyle...

652
00:43:39.424 --> 00:43:42.188
... and you listen good.

653
00:43:42.627 --> 00:43:44.891
I want that weapon...

654
00:43:45.063 --> 00:43:47.691
... and I want it now.

655
00:43:48.199 --> 00:43:52.465
You will place that rifle
on the deck at your feet...

656
00:43:52.637 --> 00:43:55.470
... and step back away from it.

657
00:44:02.914 --> 00:44:06.406
What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?

658
00:44:06.584 --> 00:44:10.850
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?

659
00:44:36.414 --> 00:44:38.473
Easy, Leonard.

660
00:44:41.953 --> 00:44:44.012
Go easy, man.

661
00:45:09.714 --> 00:45:10.942
No!

662
00:46:11.442 --> 00:46:13.103
Hey, baby.

663
00:46:13.278 --> 00:46:16.304
You got girlfriend Vietnam?

664
00:46:16.481 --> 00:46:19.109
Not just this minute.

665
00:46:19.284 --> 00:46:22.583
Well, baby, me so horny.

666
00:46:22.754 --> 00:46:24.915
Me so horny.

667
00:46:25.089 --> 00:46:27.649
Me love you long time.

668
00:46:28.193 --> 00:46:29.421
You party?

669
00:46:29.594 --> 00:46:31.721
Yeah, we might party.

670
00:46:31.896 --> 00:46:34.694
-How much?
-Fifteen dollar.

671
00:46:34.866 --> 00:46:38.893
-Fifteen dollars for both of us.
-No. Each you $1 5.

672
00:46:39.070 --> 00:46:40.992
Me love you long time.

673
00:46:41.172 --> 00:46:43.800
Me so horny.

674
00:46:43.975 --> 00:46:46.273
Fifteen dollar too beaucoup.

675
00:46:46.444 --> 00:46:49.709
-Five dollars each.
-Me sucky-sucky.

676
00:46:49.881 --> 00:46:52.475
Me love you too much.

677
00:46:53.885 --> 00:46:57.184
Five dollars is all my mom
allows me to spend.

678
00:46:57.355 --> 00:47:00.279
Okay. Ten dollar each.

679
00:47:00.458 --> 00:47:02.949
What do we get for $1 0?

680
00:47:03.127 --> 00:47:05.925
Everything you want.

681
00:47:06.097 --> 00:47:09.260
-Everything?
-Everything.

682
00:47:10.301 --> 00:47:14.397
Well, old buddy, feel like spending
some of your hard-earned money?

683
00:47:14.572 --> 00:47:16.460
Just a minute.

684
00:47:16.808 --> 00:47:20.938
You know, half these gook whores
are serving officers in the Vietcong.

685
00:47:21.112 --> 00:47:22.875
The other half have got TB.

686
00:47:23.715 --> 00:47:26.570
Be sure you only fuck
the ones that cough.

687
00:48:14.966 --> 00:48:18.231
That little sucker really had
some moves on him, didn't he?

688
00:48:18.403 --> 00:48:20.064
Yeah.

689
00:48:21.873 --> 00:48:24.467
You know what really pisses me off
about these people?

690
00:48:24.642 --> 00:48:25.973
What?

691
00:48:26.177 --> 00:48:29.999
We're supposed to be helping them, and
they shit all over us every chance they get.

692
00:48:30.181 --> 00:48:32.137
I just can't feature that.

693
00:48:32.317 --> 00:48:35.775
Don't take it too hard, Rafterman.
It's just business.

694
00:48:37.588 --> 00:48:40.944
I hate Da Nang, Joker.
I wanna go out into the field.

695
00:48:41.125 --> 00:48:43.081
I've been in country
almost three months...

696
00:48:43.261 --> 00:48:46.025
... and all I do is take handshake shots
at award ceremonies.

697
00:48:46.197 --> 00:48:49.223
You'd get wasted your first day in the field
and it'd be my fault.

698
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.698
A high school girl could do my job.

699
00:48:51.869 --> 00:48:53.666
I wanna get out into the shit.

700
00:48:53.838 --> 00:48:56.432
I wanna get some trigger time.

701
00:48:57.342 --> 00:49:00.834
If you get killed, your mom will find me
after I rotate back to the world...

702
00:49:01.012 --> 00:49:02.775
... and she'll beat the shit out of me.

703
00:49:02.947 --> 00:49:05.438
That's a negative, Rafterman.

704
00:49:08.186 --> 00:49:12.145
Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet
today. Anybody got anything new?

705
00:49:14.492 --> 00:49:18.155
There's a rumor going around that
the Tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled.

706
00:49:18.596 --> 00:49:20.086
Rear-echelon paranoia.

707
00:49:20.431 --> 00:49:24.561
A bro in intelligence says Charlie might try
to pull off something big during Tet.

708
00:49:24.736 --> 00:49:27.227
They say the same thing every year.

709
00:49:27.372 --> 00:49:29.169
There's a lot of talk about it, sir.

710
00:49:29.340 --> 00:49:31.137
I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

711
00:49:31.309 --> 00:49:35.473
The Tet holiday is like the Fourth of July,
Christmas and New Year all rolled into one.

712
00:49:35.646 --> 00:49:39.002
Every zipperhead in Nam,
North and South, will be banging gongs...

713
00:49:39.183 --> 00:49:42.038
... barking at the moon
and visiting his dead relatives.

714
00:49:42.453 --> 00:49:45.809
Right. Ann-Margret
and entourage are due here next week.

715
00:49:45.990 --> 00:49:49.255
I want someone on the airfield
and stick with her for a couple of days.

716
00:49:49.427 --> 00:49:51.918
-Rafterman, you take it.
-Aye, aye, sir.

717
00:49:52.063 --> 00:49:53.758
And get some good low-angle stuff.

718
00:49:53.931 --> 00:49:57.992
Don't make it too obvious,
but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew.

719
00:49:58.169 --> 00:50:00.433
-Yes, sir.
-""Diplomats in dungarees.

720
00:50:00.605 --> 00:50:04.302
Marine engineers lend a helping hand
rebuilding Dong Phuc village recently....""

721
00:50:04.475 --> 00:50:07.774
Chili, if we move Vietnamese,
they are evacuees...

722
00:50:07.945 --> 00:50:11.039
... if they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.

723
00:50:11.215 --> 00:50:12.978
I'll make a note of it, sir.

724
00:50:13.651 --> 00:50:16.176
""NVA soldier deserts
after reading pamphlets.

725
00:50:16.354 --> 00:50:20.381
A young North Vietnamese Army regular,
who realized his side could not win...

726
00:50:20.558 --> 00:50:23.356
... deserted from his unit after reading
Open Arms pamphlets.""

727
00:50:23.528 --> 00:50:26.622
That's good, Dave. But why say
North Vietnamese Army regular?

728
00:50:26.798 --> 00:50:30.529
Is there an irregular?
How about North Vietnamese Army soldier?

729
00:50:30.701 --> 00:50:31.759
I'll fix it up, sir.

730
00:50:32.203 --> 00:50:34.228
Lawrence Welk Show
is out on TV in two weeks.

731
00:50:34.405 --> 00:50:35.565
Dave, do 1 00 words on it.

732
00:50:35.740 --> 00:50:38.265
-AFTV will give you some background stuff.
-Sir.

733
00:50:38.443 --> 00:50:40.206
"" Not while we're eating.

734
00:50:40.378 --> 00:50:42.903
NVA learned Marines
on a search-and-destroy mission...

735
00:50:43.080 --> 00:50:45.412
... don't like to be interrupted
while eating chow.""

736
00:50:45.583 --> 00:50:49.474
Search-and-destroy. We have a new
directive from MAF on this.

737
00:50:49.754 --> 00:50:54.248
In future, in place of search-and-destroy,
substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear.

738
00:50:54.425 --> 00:50:57.724
-Sweep-and-clear, got it?
-Got it. Very catchy.

739
00:50:58.563 --> 00:51:00.827
And, Joker, where's the weenie?

740
00:51:01.399 --> 00:51:02.957
Sir?

741
00:51:03.134 --> 00:51:07.059
The kill, Joker. The kill. I mean, all that fire,
the grunts must have hit something.

742
00:51:07.238 --> 00:51:08.500
Didn't see them.

743
00:51:09.540 --> 00:51:12.930
Joker, I've told you,
we run two basic stories here.

744
00:51:13.110 --> 00:51:16.568
Grunts who give half their pay to buy
gooks toothbrushes and deodorants.

745
00:51:16.747 --> 00:51:19.011
Winning of hearts and minds. Okay?

746
00:51:19.183 --> 00:51:22.778
And combat action that results in a kill.
Winning the war.

747
00:51:22.954 --> 00:51:26.651
Now, you must have seen blood trails.
Drag marks?

748
00:51:26.824 --> 00:51:28.485
It was raining, sir.

749
00:51:28.993 --> 00:51:31.826
Well, that's why God passed
the law of probability.

750
00:51:31.996 --> 00:51:35.090
Now rewrite it and give it
a happy ending. Say, one killed.

751
00:51:35.266 --> 00:51:37.632
Make it a sapper or an officer. Which?

752
00:51:38.135 --> 00:51:39.466
Whichever you say.

753
00:51:39.637 --> 00:51:42.128
Grunts like reading about dead officers.

754
00:51:42.273 --> 00:51:45.504
Okay, an officer. How about a general?

755
00:51:45.977 --> 00:51:47.274
Joker...

756
00:51:47.445 --> 00:51:50.835
... maybe you'd like our guys
to read the paper and feel bad.

757
00:51:51.015 --> 00:51:54.143
I mean, in case you didn't know it,
this is not a very popular war.

758
00:51:54.318 --> 00:51:56.445
Now, it is our job to report the news...

759
00:51:56.621 --> 00:51:59.681
... that these why-are-we-here
civilian newsmen ignore.

760
00:52:00.458 --> 00:52:04.053
Sir, maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.

761
00:52:04.228 --> 00:52:07.959
I'm sure you could find a lot more
blood trails and drag marks.

762
00:52:08.566 --> 00:52:10.557
Joker, I've had my ass in the grass.

763
00:52:10.735 --> 00:52:12.691
Can't say I liked it much.

764
00:52:12.870 --> 00:52:15.862
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.

765
00:52:16.040 --> 00:52:19.066
As it happens, my present duties
keep me where I belong...

766
00:52:19.243 --> 00:52:21.438
... in the rear with the gear.

767
00:52:29.153 --> 00:52:31.951
Tet. The year of the monkey.

768
00:52:32.123 --> 00:52:35.251
Vietnamese Lunar New Year's Eve.

769
00:52:35.426 --> 00:52:40.523
Down in Dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.

770
00:52:49.240 --> 00:52:52.903
I am fucking bored to death, man.

771
00:52:53.511 --> 00:52:56.002
I gotta get back in the shit.

772
00:52:56.147 --> 00:52:59.241
I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.

773
00:53:00.051 --> 00:53:01.416
Joker's so tough...

774
00:53:01.652 --> 00:53:05.042
... he'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose...

775
00:53:05.222 --> 00:53:07.110
... then ask for seconds.

776
00:53:07.625 --> 00:53:09.684
Listen up, pilgrim.

777
00:53:09.860 --> 00:53:14.354
A day without blood is
like a day without sunshine.

778
00:53:14.832 --> 00:53:16.129
Shit.

779
00:53:16.300 --> 00:53:20.191
Joker thinks the bad bush is between
an old mama-san's legs.

780
00:53:20.371 --> 00:53:22.293
He's never been in the shit.

781
00:53:22.473 --> 00:53:25.203
It's hard to talk about it, man.
It's like on Hastings.

782
00:53:25.376 --> 00:53:27.901
You weren't on
Operation Hastings, Payback.

783
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.741
-You weren't even in country.
-Eat shit and die...

784
00:53:30.915 --> 00:53:33.770
... you fucking Spanish-American.
You fucking pogue.

785
00:53:33.951 --> 00:53:35.350
I was there, man.

786
00:53:35.519 --> 00:53:37.248
I was in the shit with the grunts.

787
00:53:37.421 --> 00:53:41.209
Don't listen to
any of Payback's bullshit, Rafterman.

788
00:53:41.392 --> 00:53:44.782
Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.

789
00:53:45.496 --> 00:53:46.986
You listen to Joker, new guy.

790
00:53:47.131 --> 00:53:48.758
He knows ti ti.

791
00:53:48.933 --> 00:53:50.457
Very little.

792
00:53:50.635 --> 00:53:53.433
You know he's never been in the shit.
He ain't got the stare.

793
00:53:53.604 --> 00:53:57.131
-The stare?
-The thousand-yard stare.

794
00:53:57.308 --> 00:54:00.300
A Marine gets it after he's been
in the shit for too long.

795
00:54:00.478 --> 00:54:02.002
It's like--

796
00:54:02.413 --> 00:54:04.301
It's like you're really seeing beyond.

797
00:54:05.049 --> 00:54:06.277
I got it.

798
00:54:06.450 --> 00:54:08.281
All field Marines got it.

799
00:54:08.452 --> 00:54:09.942
And you'll have it too.

800
00:54:10.121 --> 00:54:11.418
I will?

801
00:54:11.589 --> 00:54:13.147
Hey, Payback...

802
00:54:13.324 --> 00:54:16.418
... how do you stop five black dudes
from raping a white chick?

803
00:54:17.028 --> 00:54:19.917
-Fuck you, Stork.
-Throw them a basketball.

804
00:54:24.935 --> 00:54:27.028
-lncoming.
-Oh, shit.

805
00:54:28.706 --> 00:54:30.594
Them are outgoing.

806
00:54:32.543 --> 00:54:34.773
-That ain't outgoing.
-That ain't outgoing.

807
00:54:34.945 --> 00:54:36.572
Now, what did I just say?

808
00:55:14.685 --> 00:55:17.916
Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us.

809
00:55:18.089 --> 00:55:21.354
-I ain't ready for this shit.
-Amen.

810
00:56:14.278 --> 00:56:16.166
Cease fire.

811
00:56:20.251 --> 00:56:22.378
-Cease fire.
-Cease fire.

812
00:56:26.023 --> 00:56:28.014
Cease fire.

813
00:56:39.003 --> 00:56:40.994
The enemy...

814
00:56:41.172 --> 00:56:43.663
... has very deceitfully...

815
00:56:43.841 --> 00:56:46.696
... taken advantage
of the Tet ceasefire...

816
00:56:46.877 --> 00:56:50.210
... to launch an offensive
all over the country.

817
00:56:50.548 --> 00:56:54.211
So far, we 've had it pretty easy here.

818
00:56:54.385 --> 00:56:56.580
But we seem to be the exception.

819
00:56:57.321 --> 00:57:02.076
Charlie has hit every major military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.

820
00:57:02.259 --> 00:57:08.118
In Saigon the United States Embassy
has been overrun by suicide squads.

821
00:57:08.299 --> 00:57:10.221
-Shit.
-Jesus Christ, man.

822
00:57:10.401 --> 00:57:13.928
Khe Sanh is standing by to be overrun.

823
00:57:15.206 --> 00:57:17.766
We also have reports
that a division of NVA...

824
00:57:17.942 --> 00:57:22.868
... has occupied all of the city of Hue
south of the Perfume River.

825
00:57:23.047 --> 00:57:26.107
In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...

826
00:57:26.283 --> 00:57:29.047
... the civilian press
are about to wet their pants...

827
00:57:29.220 --> 00:57:34.146
... and we've heard even Cronkite's
gonna say the war is now unwinnable.

828
00:57:34.758 --> 00:57:36.487
In other words...

829
00:57:36.660 --> 00:57:41.484
... it's a huge shit sandwich
and we're all gonna have to take a bite.

830
00:57:44.368 --> 00:57:46.131
Sir.

831
00:57:46.437 --> 00:57:49.292
Does this mean that Ann-Margret's
not coming?

832
00:57:54.111 --> 00:57:58.468
Joker, I want you
to get straight up to Phu Bai.

833
00:57:58.949 --> 00:58:02.146
Captain January will need all his people.

834
00:58:02.319 --> 00:58:04.583
-Yes, sir.
-And, Joker...

835
00:58:04.755 --> 00:58:07.747
... you will take off that damn button.

836
00:58:07.925 --> 00:58:11.349
How's it gonna look if you get killed
wearing a peace symbol?

837
00:58:11.528 --> 00:58:13.018
Sir.

838
00:58:13.163 --> 00:58:15.358
Permission to go with Joker?

839
00:58:16.066 --> 00:58:18.022
-Permission granted.
-Thank you, sir.

840
00:58:18.202 --> 00:58:21.126
Sir, permission not to take
Rafterman with me?

841
00:58:21.305 --> 00:58:23.398
You still here?

842
00:58:23.574 --> 00:58:27.203
Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick,
and take Rafterman with you.

843
00:58:27.378 --> 00:58:29.710
You're responsible for him.

844
00:59:05.549 --> 00:59:07.176
Get some.

845
00:59:08.018 --> 00:59:09.747
Get some.

846
00:59:12.356 --> 00:59:15.245
Get some. Get some. Yeah. Yeah.

847
00:59:16.260 --> 00:59:19.991
Get some. Get some.
Come on. Come on.

848
00:59:24.034 --> 00:59:25.626
Get some.

849
00:59:33.143 --> 00:59:35.304
Get some, baby.

850
00:59:35.646 --> 00:59:38.035
Get some. Get some. Get some.

851
00:59:39.049 --> 00:59:41.677
Get some. Get some, come on.
Get it, come on.

852
00:59:41.852 --> 00:59:44.343
Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

853
00:59:44.521 --> 00:59:46.716
I've got you, mother.

854
00:59:51.562 --> 00:59:54.690
Anyone who runs is a VC.

855
00:59:55.265 --> 00:59:57.790
Anyone who stands still...

856
00:59:57.968 --> 01:00:00.892
... is a well-disciplined VC.

857
01:00:02.840 --> 01:00:06.469
You guys ought to do a story
about me sometime.

858
01:00:07.644 --> 01:00:10.704
Why should we do a story about you?

859
01:00:11.081 --> 01:00:13.174
Because I'm so fucking good.

860
01:00:13.350 --> 01:00:15.477
That ain't no shit neither.

861
01:00:15.652 --> 01:00:20.112
I've done got me 1 57 dead gooks killed.

862
01:00:20.290 --> 01:00:23.054
And 50 water buffaloes too.

863
01:00:23.227 --> 01:00:26.025
Them are all certified.

864
01:00:26.196 --> 01:00:29.051
Any women or children?

865
01:00:29.566 --> 01:00:31.193
Sometimes.

866
01:00:32.336 --> 01:00:36.033
How can you shoot women and children?

867
01:00:36.640 --> 01:00:37.937
Easy.

868
01:00:38.108 --> 01:00:40.497
You just don't lead them so much.

869
01:00:42.046 --> 01:00:44.002
Ain't war hell?

870
01:01:20.584 --> 01:01:22.711
Top, we wanna get in the shit.

871
01:01:22.886 --> 01:01:24.376
Down the road. Two-Five.

872
01:01:24.555 --> 01:01:27.319
Two-Five. Outstanding. Thanks, Top.

873
01:01:52.082 --> 01:01:53.709
Excuse me.

874
01:01:53.884 --> 01:01:55.249
Sir.

875
01:01:55.419 --> 01:01:58.513
We're looking for 1 st Platoon,
Hotel Two-Five.

876
01:01:58.689 --> 01:02:00.122
I got a bro named Cowboy there.

877
01:02:00.290 --> 01:02:01.689
You people one-one?

878
01:02:01.859 --> 01:02:04.157
No, sir.
We're reporters from Stars and Stripes.

879
01:02:04.328 --> 01:02:06.159
-Stars and Stripes?
-Yes, sir.

880
01:02:06.330 --> 01:02:08.355
I'm Cowboy's platoon commander.

881
01:02:08.532 --> 01:02:11.330
Cowboy's just down the road
in the platoon area.

882
01:02:11.502 --> 01:02:15.165
-You mind if we tag along, sir?
-No problem. Welcome aboard.

883
01:02:15.339 --> 01:02:18.570
By the way, my name's Schinoski.
Walter J. Schinoski.

884
01:02:18.742 --> 01:02:20.972
My people call me Mr. Touchdown.

885
01:02:21.145 --> 01:02:22.635
I played ball for Notre Dame.

886
01:02:22.813 --> 01:02:24.110
-Notre Dame?
-Yeah.

887
01:02:24.281 --> 01:02:26.977
-All right.
-You here to make Cowboy famous?

888
01:02:27.151 --> 01:02:28.743
Never happen, sir.

889
01:02:28.919 --> 01:02:33.185
Well, if you people came looking for a story,
this is your lucky day.

890
01:02:33.357 --> 01:02:36.520
We got Condition Red
and we're definitely expecting rain.

891
01:02:36.693 --> 01:02:39.457
Outstanding, sir.
We taking care of business?

892
01:02:39.630 --> 01:02:41.120
Well, the NVA are dug in deep.

893
01:02:41.298 --> 01:02:43.823
Hotel Company's still working
this side of the river...

894
01:02:44.001 --> 01:02:46.196
... street by street and house by house.

895
01:02:46.370 --> 01:02:48.361
Charles definitely
got his shit together...

896
01:02:48.539 --> 01:02:50.803
... but we're still getting
some decent kills here.

897
01:02:50.974 --> 01:02:55.172
We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about
the NVA executing a lot of gook civilians.

898
01:02:55.345 --> 01:02:56.778
That's affirmative.

899
01:02:56.947 --> 01:03:00.576
I saw some bodies about a half a klick
this side of Phu Cam Canal.

900
01:03:00.751 --> 01:03:02.912
Will you show me where, sir?

901
01:03:05.289 --> 01:03:06.847
Here's the canal.

902
01:03:29.846 --> 01:03:33.009
The dead have been covered with lime.

903
01:03:34.218 --> 01:03:37.073
The dead know only one thing:

904
01:03:37.754 --> 01:03:40.279
It is better to be alive.

905
01:03:46.597 --> 01:03:48.189
Excuse me?

906
01:03:48.365 --> 01:03:50.629
-Good morning, lieutenant.
-Morning.

907
01:03:50.801 --> 01:03:54.362
I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?

908
01:03:54.538 --> 01:03:55.971
What outfit are you men with?

909
01:03:56.139 --> 01:03:58.266
Sir, we're reporters
from Stars and Stripes.

910
01:03:58.542 --> 01:04:00.066
-Oh, I see.
-I'm Sergeant Joker...

911
01:04:00.244 --> 01:04:02.542
... and this photographer is Rafterman.

912
01:04:02.713 --> 01:04:05.307
I'm Lieutenant Cleves
and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut.

913
01:04:05.482 --> 01:04:08.406
-Have you got a body count, sir?
-We think it's 20.

914
01:04:08.585 --> 01:04:10.678
Do you know how it happened, sir?

915
01:04:11.054 --> 01:04:14.820
Well, it seems the NVA came in
with a list of gook names.

916
01:04:14.992 --> 01:04:19.554
Government officials, policemen,
ARVlN officers, school teachers.

917
01:04:19.730 --> 01:04:21.721
They went around
to their houses real polite...

918
01:04:21.898 --> 01:04:25.231
... and asked them to report
the next day for political reeducation.

919
01:04:25.736 --> 01:04:28.000
Everybody who turned up got shot.

920
01:04:28.171 --> 01:04:29.798
Some they buried alive.

921
01:04:30.040 --> 01:04:31.337
Ready.

922
01:04:32.943 --> 01:04:34.376
Colonel.

923
01:04:35.912 --> 01:04:38.608
Marine, what is that button
on your body armor?

924
01:04:38.782 --> 01:04:40.044
A peace symbol, sir.

925
01:04:40.217 --> 01:04:42.811
-Where did you get it?
-I don't remember, sir.

926
01:04:43.253 --> 01:04:45.118
What is that written on your helmet?

927
01:04:45.289 --> 01:04:46.779
Born to kill, sir.

928
01:04:46.990 --> 01:04:49.948
You write born to kill on your helmet
and wear a peace button.

929
01:04:50.127 --> 01:04:52.459
What's that supposed to be,
some kind of sick joke?

930
01:04:52.629 --> 01:04:55.189
-No, sir.
-What is it supposed to mean?

931
01:04:55.365 --> 01:04:56.730
I don't know, sir.

932
01:04:56.900 --> 01:04:58.390
-You don't know much.
-No, sir.

933
01:04:58.535 --> 01:05:01.800
Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will take a shit on you.

934
01:05:01.972 --> 01:05:03.701
-Yes, sir.
-Now answer my question...

935
01:05:03.874 --> 01:05:06.240
... or you'll be standing tall
before the man.

936
01:05:06.410 --> 01:05:09.368
I was trying to suggest something
about the duality of man, sir.

937
01:05:09.546 --> 01:05:13.141
-The what?
-The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

938
01:05:14.351 --> 01:05:16.581
-Whose side are you on, son?
-Our side, sir.

939
01:05:16.753 --> 01:05:18.380
-You love your country?
-Yes, sir.

940
01:05:18.555 --> 01:05:20.147
How about getting with the program.

941
01:05:20.324 --> 01:05:22.747
Jump on the team and come on in
for the big win.

942
01:05:22.926 --> 01:05:23.950
Yes, sir.

943
01:05:24.127 --> 01:05:28.587
All I've asked of my Marines is for them to
obey my orders as they would God's word.

944
01:05:28.765 --> 01:05:30.494
We are here to help the Vietnamese...

945
01:05:30.667 --> 01:05:34.592
... because inside every gook
there is an American trying to get out.

946
01:05:34.771 --> 01:05:36.432
It's a hardball world, son.

947
01:05:36.606 --> 01:05:40.235
We've gotta try to keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.

948
01:05:40.410 --> 01:05:41.434
Aye, aye, sir.

949
01:05:51.888 --> 01:05:55.619
Hey, bro. We're looking for 1 st Platoon,
Hotel Two-Five.

950
01:05:55.792 --> 01:05:57.589
Around the back.

951
01:06:06.203 --> 01:06:09.297
-First Platoon?
-Yeah, through there.

952
01:06:32.996 --> 01:06:35.055
Hey, Lone Ranger.

953
01:06:39.102 --> 01:06:42.765
-Holy shit. It's the Joker.
-You old motherfucker.

954
01:06:47.844 --> 01:06:48.833
What's happening?

955
01:06:49.012 --> 01:06:52.834
Thought I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit.

956
01:06:53.350 --> 01:06:54.874
What's happening, man?

957
01:06:55.051 --> 01:06:58.441
Oh, just waiting to get back
to the land of the big PX.

958
01:06:58.622 --> 01:07:00.578
Yeah? Well, why go back?

959
01:07:00.757 --> 01:07:02.281
Here or there, samey-same.

960
01:07:02.459 --> 01:07:04.154
-Been getting any?
-Only your sister.

961
01:07:04.327 --> 01:07:08.423
Well, better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.

962
01:07:09.032 --> 01:07:11.626
Hey, you Hogs, listen up.

963
01:07:11.802 --> 01:07:14.965
This is my bro, Joker, from the lsland,
and this is...?

964
01:07:15.138 --> 01:07:17.094
-Rafterman.
-Rafterman.

965
01:07:17.274 --> 01:07:20.107
They're from Stars and Stripes.
They'll make you famous.

966
01:07:20.277 --> 01:07:21.574
-Fucking A.
-Yeah.

967
01:07:21.745 --> 01:07:23.667
We're the Lusthog Squad.

968
01:07:23.847 --> 01:07:26.407
We're life-takers and heartbreakers.

969
01:07:26.583 --> 01:07:30.075
We shoot them full of holes
and fill them full of lead.

970
01:07:34.524 --> 01:07:37.220
You a photographer?

971
01:07:38.662 --> 01:07:41.222
No, I'm a combat correspondent.

972
01:07:42.232 --> 01:07:44.723
Oh, you seen much combat?

973
01:07:47.471 --> 01:07:49.837
Well, I've seen a little on TV.

974
01:07:54.177 --> 01:07:56.941
You're a real comedian.

975
01:07:58.215 --> 01:08:00.945
Well, they call me the Joker.

976
01:08:02.219 --> 01:08:04.710
Well, I got a joke for you.

977
01:08:04.855 --> 01:08:08.120
I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

978
01:08:11.328 --> 01:08:13.193
Well, pilgrim...

979
01:08:13.363 --> 01:08:18.494
... only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit.

980
01:08:23.907 --> 01:08:26.000
You talk the talk.

981
01:08:27.210 --> 01:08:30.043
Do you walk the walk?

982
01:08:34.451 --> 01:08:35.941
Now, you might not believe it...

983
01:08:36.353 --> 01:08:41.381
... but under fire, Animal Mother's one of
the finest human beings in the world.

984
01:08:41.558 --> 01:08:45.688
All he needs is somebody to throw
hand grenades at him the rest of his life.

985
01:08:45.862 --> 01:08:50.026
That's a roger, come on.
Sit down. Come on, new guy.

986
01:08:52.769 --> 01:08:55.033
Hey, jungle-bunny.

987
01:08:55.205 --> 01:08:58.003
Thank God for the sickle cell, huh?

988
01:08:58.174 --> 01:09:00.005
Yeah, Mother.

989
01:09:01.278 --> 01:09:03.075
Hey, photographer.

990
01:09:04.481 --> 01:09:06.506
You wanna take a good picture?

991
01:09:07.784 --> 01:09:09.217
Here, man.

992
01:09:09.553 --> 01:09:11.043
Take this.

993
01:09:19.896 --> 01:09:22.751
This is my bro.

994
01:09:32.342 --> 01:09:34.435
This is his party.

995
01:09:34.611 --> 01:09:36.772
He's the guest of honor.

996
01:09:37.714 --> 01:09:40.376
Today is his birthday.

997
01:09:40.984 --> 01:09:43.782
Happy birthday, zipperhead.

998
01:09:44.788 --> 01:09:47.177
I will never forget this day.

999
01:09:47.357 --> 01:09:52.647
The day I came to Hue City
and fought 1 million NVA gooks.

1000
01:09:53.129 --> 01:09:56.428
I love the little commie bastards, man,
I really do.

1001
01:09:56.900 --> 01:10:00.131
These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.

1002
01:10:02.105 --> 01:10:05.063
These are great days we're living, bros.

1003
01:10:06.209 --> 01:10:10.236
We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.

1004
01:10:10.981 --> 01:10:13.370
These people we wasted here today...

1005
01:10:13.550 --> 01:10:16.781
... are the finest human beings
we will ever know.

1006
01:10:18.588 --> 01:10:20.249
After we rotate back to the world...

1007
01:10:20.423 --> 01:10:23.722
... we're gonna miss not having
anyone around who's worth shooting.

1008
01:11:30.193 --> 01:11:32.855
-Stay put, keep your heads down.
-Stay put.

1009
01:11:33.029 --> 01:11:34.656
Stay put.

1010
01:11:49.813 --> 01:11:51.872
Shit.

1011
01:11:59.756 --> 01:12:03.248
Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over.

1012
01:12:04.961 --> 01:12:08.624
Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over.

1013
01:12:09.766 --> 01:12:11.131
Delta Six.

1014
01:12:11.301 --> 01:12:14.429
Delta Six, we are receiving incoming fire
from the vill.

1015
01:12:14.904 --> 01:12:16.496
The lieutenant is down.

1016
01:12:16.673 --> 01:12:19.631
We're going to stop here
and check out what's in front of us. Over.

1017
01:12:25.281 --> 01:12:27.772
Okay, Lusthog Squad, listen up.

1018
01:12:28.451 --> 01:12:30.544
Gonna move up these roads
and check the vill.

1019
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:33.086
I want the third team up this road here.

1020
01:12:33.256 --> 01:12:37.147
First and second fire team behind me
up this other road, okay?

1021
01:12:37.627 --> 01:12:40.482
Let's go. Let's get it done.

1022
01:17:07.108 --> 01:17:09.804
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

1023
01:17:09.977 --> 01:17:13.140
Hey, start the cameras.
This is Vietnam: The Movie.

1024
01:17:13.314 --> 01:17:15.680
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne,
I'll be a horse.

1025
01:17:15.850 --> 01:17:18.512
-T. H. E. Rock can be a rock.
-I'll be Ann-Margret.

1026
01:17:18.686 --> 01:17:20.608
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.

1027
01:17:20.788 --> 01:17:23.279
-I'll be General Custer.
-Who'll be the lndian?

1028
01:17:23.458 --> 01:17:26.484
Hey, we'll let the gooks play the lndians.

1029
01:18:04.665 --> 01:18:06.656
You're going home now.

1030
01:18:10.671 --> 01:18:12.502
Semper fi.

1031
01:18:15.476 --> 01:18:18.070
We're mean Marines, sir.

1032
01:18:21.449 --> 01:18:23.576
Go easy, bros.

1033
01:18:27.722 --> 01:18:29.781
Better you than me.

1034
01:18:33.494 --> 01:18:36.156
Well, at least they died
for a good cause.

1035
01:18:36.964 --> 01:18:39.194
What cause was that?

1036
01:18:40.701 --> 01:18:42.259
Freedom.

1037
01:18:43.070 --> 01:18:45.994
Flush out your headgear, new guy.

1038
01:18:47.708 --> 01:18:50.563
You think we waste gooks for freedom?

1039
01:18:51.712 --> 01:18:53.907
This is a slaughter.

1040
01:18:55.149 --> 01:18:58.676
If I'm gonna get my balls
blown off for a word...

1041
01:18:59.754 --> 01:19:02.643
... my word is poon tang.

1042
01:19:05.393 --> 01:19:08.123
Tough break for Hand Job.

1043
01:19:09.030 --> 01:19:12.488
He was all set
to get shipped out on a medical.

1044
01:19:14.035 --> 01:19:15.991
What was the matter with him?

1045
01:19:18.339 --> 01:19:21.536
He was jerking off 1 0 times a day.

1046
01:19:22.643 --> 01:19:26.238
It's no shit. At least 1 0 times a day.

1047
01:19:28.182 --> 01:19:33.506
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.

1048
01:19:33.921 --> 01:19:37.982
The crazy fucker starts jerking off
in the waiting room.

1049
01:19:38.526 --> 01:19:41.086
Instant Section Eight.

1050
01:19:41.762 --> 01:19:45.186
He was just waiting
for his papers to clear Division.

1051
01:19:47.702 --> 01:19:50.557
You ready? Turn over.

1052
01:19:52.106 --> 01:19:54.404
Hue City interviews, roll 34.

1053
01:19:56.510 --> 01:20:00.503
Well, like-- Like you see, you know,
it's a major city...

1054
01:20:00.681 --> 01:20:04.208
... so we have to assault with tanks,
we roll in the streets.

1055
01:20:04.385 --> 01:20:06.774
So they send us in first to squat...

1056
01:20:06.954 --> 01:20:10.685
... make sure that there are no little....

1057
01:20:11.826 --> 01:20:15.057
No Vietnamese waiting with B-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.

1058
01:20:15.229 --> 01:20:17.720
So we clear it out
and we roll the tanks in...

1059
01:20:17.898 --> 01:20:20.230
... and basically blow the place to hell.

1060
01:20:20.835 --> 01:20:24.430
When we're in Hue,
when we're in Hue City...

1061
01:20:24.605 --> 01:20:26.561
... it's like a war, you know...

1062
01:20:26.741 --> 01:20:28.629
... Iike what-- What--

1063
01:20:28.809 --> 01:20:31.801
What I thought about a war,
what I thought a war was--

1064
01:20:31.979 --> 01:20:34.470
You know, was supposed to be.

1065
01:20:35.650 --> 01:20:37.845
There's the enemy, you kill them.

1066
01:20:38.452 --> 01:20:41.580
I don't think there's any question about it.
I mean, we're the best.

1067
01:20:41.756 --> 01:20:43.883
I mean, all that bullshit
about the Air Cav....

1068
01:20:44.058 --> 01:20:46.185
When the shit hits the fan,
who do they call?

1069
01:20:46.360 --> 01:20:49.693
They call Mother Green
and her killing machine.

1070
01:20:49.864 --> 01:20:52.856
Do I think America belongs in Vietnam?

1071
01:20:53.534 --> 01:20:57.459
I don't know.
I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that.

1072
01:20:57.638 --> 01:20:59.868
Can I quote LBJ?

1073
01:21:01.409 --> 01:21:04.901
""l will not send American boys...

1074
01:21:05.079 --> 01:21:07.343
...8 or 1 0,000 miles
around the world...

1075
01:21:07.515 --> 01:21:11.713
... to do a job that Asian boys
ought to be doing for themselves.""

1076
01:21:13.621 --> 01:21:17.944
Personally think they don't really
want to be involved in this war...

1077
01:21:18.125 --> 01:21:21.891
... you know, I mean, like they--
It's sort of like...

1078
01:21:22.430 --> 01:21:25.820
... they took away our freedom
and gave it to the gookers, you know.

1079
01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:27.558
But they don't want it.

1080
01:21:27.735 --> 01:21:30.158
They'd rather be alive than free, I guess,
you know.

1081
01:21:30.337 --> 01:21:32.328
Poor, dumb bastards.

1082
01:21:33.207 --> 01:21:37.940
Well, the ones I'm fighting at
are some pretty-- Pretty bad boys.

1083
01:21:38.112 --> 01:21:39.875
I'm not real....

1084
01:21:41.048 --> 01:21:43.881
I'm not real keen
on some of these fellas...

1085
01:21:44.051 --> 01:21:47.475
... that are supposedly on our side.

1086
01:21:47.655 --> 01:21:50.488
I keep meeting them
coming the other way.

1087
01:21:52.560 --> 01:21:53.584
Yeah.

1088
01:21:54.161 --> 01:21:56.356
I mean, we're getting killed
for these people...

1089
01:21:56.530 --> 01:21:58.691
... and they don't even appreciate it.

1090
01:21:59.366 --> 01:22:01.288
They think it's a big joke.

1091
01:22:01.936 --> 01:22:03.927
Well, if you ask me...

1092
01:22:04.405 --> 01:22:06.430
... we're shooting the wrong gooks.

1093
01:22:06.907 --> 01:22:10.434
Well, it depends on the situation.
I mean, I'm here to take combat photos.

1094
01:22:10.611 --> 01:22:14.172
But if the shit gets too thick,
I mean, I'll go to the rifle.

1095
01:22:15.182 --> 01:22:17.946
What do I think about
America's involvement in the war?

1096
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:19.882
Well, I think we should win.

1097
01:22:20.521 --> 01:22:22.512
I hate Vietnam.

1098
01:22:22.690 --> 01:22:24.715
There's not one horse
in this whole country.

1099
01:22:24.892 --> 01:22:27.019
They don't have one horse in Vietnam.

1100
01:22:27.194 --> 01:22:29.788
There's something
basically wrong with that.

1101
01:22:31.198 --> 01:22:33.154
Well, if they'd send us
more guys, maybe...

1102
01:22:33.334 --> 01:22:37.361
... and bomb the hell out of the North,
they might give up.

1103
01:22:38.139 --> 01:22:43.668
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam,
the jewel of Southeast Asia.

1104
01:22:44.278 --> 01:22:48.635
I wanted to meet interesting and
stimulating people of an ancient culture...

1105
01:22:48.816 --> 01:22:50.113
... and kill them.

1106
01:22:50.551 --> 01:22:55.375
I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.

1107
01:23:14.074 --> 01:23:16.235
Ten-hut.

1108
01:23:18.045 --> 01:23:19.569
-All right.
-My, oh, my.

1109
01:23:19.747 --> 01:23:22.636
-Good morning, little schoolgirl.
-Look at this lady.

1110
01:23:22.817 --> 01:23:24.910
I'm a little schoolboy too.

1111
01:23:25.286 --> 01:23:26.583
My, my, my.

1112
01:23:27.154 --> 01:23:30.453
-What you got there, chief?
-Do you want number one fucky?

1113
01:23:31.625 --> 01:23:34.458
Hey, any of you boys
want number one fucky?

1114
01:23:34.628 --> 01:23:37.017
I'm so horny,
I can't even get a piece of hand.

1115
01:23:37.198 --> 01:23:40.395
-Me want sucky.
-Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy.

1116
01:23:40.568 --> 01:23:43.128
She give you everything you want,
long time.

1117
01:23:43.337 --> 01:23:47.262
Everything you want.
Hey, how much there, chief?

1118
01:23:47.441 --> 01:23:49.705
-Fifteen dollars each.
-No.

1119
01:23:52.046 --> 01:23:54.708
Fifteen dollar beaucoup money.

1120
01:23:54.882 --> 01:23:56.144
Five dollar each.

1121
01:23:56.317 --> 01:23:58.114
Come on, she love you good.

1122
01:23:58.285 --> 01:23:59.809
Boom-boom long time.

1123
01:23:59.987 --> 01:24:01.682
-Ten dollars.
-Five dollars.

1124
01:24:01.856 --> 01:24:03.346
No. Ten dollars.

1125
01:24:03.490 --> 01:24:05.685
Be glad to trade you some ARVlN rifles.

1126
01:24:05.860 --> 01:24:08.693
Ain't never been fired
and only dropped once.

1127
01:24:09.597 --> 01:24:11.360
Okay, $5. You give me.

1128
01:24:11.532 --> 01:24:13.864
-Okay, okay.
-All right.

1129
01:24:15.135 --> 01:24:16.500
Let's get mounted.

1130
01:24:21.909 --> 01:24:23.467
Something wrong there, chief?

1131
01:24:23.644 --> 01:24:25.600
She says no boom-boom
with soul brother.

1132
01:24:25.779 --> 01:24:27.337
What the motherfuck?

1133
01:24:27.514 --> 01:24:30.039
She says soul brother too beaucoup,
too beaucoup.

1134
01:24:30.217 --> 01:24:31.548
What is this, man?

1135
01:24:31.719 --> 01:24:36.782
I think what he's trying to tell you
is you black boys pack too much meat.

1136
01:24:37.791 --> 01:24:40.487
Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.

1137
01:24:40.661 --> 01:24:42.322
Oh, shit.

1138
01:24:42.496 --> 01:24:46.193
This baby-san looks like she could
suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

1139
01:24:46.367 --> 01:24:49.427
She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup.

1140
01:24:49.603 --> 01:24:51.525
Excuse me, ma'am.

1141
01:24:52.239 --> 01:24:54.230
What we have here, little yellow sister...

1142
01:24:54.408 --> 01:24:58.833
... is a magnificent specimen
of pure Alabama blacksnake.

1143
01:24:59.046 --> 01:25:01.606
But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.

1144
01:25:02.650 --> 01:25:04.572
Okay, okay.

1145
01:25:05.286 --> 01:25:07.242
Okay, okay.

1146
01:25:08.589 --> 01:25:10.853
All right. Yeah. This is my boogie.

1147
01:25:11.025 --> 01:25:13.220
-Hey, we need a batting order.
-I'm going first.

1148
01:25:13.394 --> 01:25:16.784
Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.

1149
01:25:16.964 --> 01:25:20.263
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

1150
01:25:20.434 --> 01:25:23.562
-Hey, Animal, man.
-You son of a--

1151
01:25:23.737 --> 01:25:27.867
Hey, hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.

1152
01:25:28.042 --> 01:25:30.340
-I don't want it after you, man.
-Fuck you.

1153
01:26:03.544 --> 01:26:05.842
Intelligence passed the word down...

1154
01:26:06.013 --> 01:26:09.574
... that during the night
the NVA had pulled out of our area...

1155
01:26:09.750 --> 01:26:12.708
... to positions across the Perfume River.

1156
01:26:12.886 --> 01:26:17.277
Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.

1157
01:26:48.756 --> 01:26:51.520
Face outboard and take cover. Do it.

1158
01:27:05.005 --> 01:27:06.529
Shit.

1159
01:27:15.115 --> 01:27:17.003
He ain't gonna make it.

1160
01:27:19.920 --> 01:27:21.547
Shit.

1161
01:27:28.062 --> 01:27:31.327
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.

1162
01:27:32.766 --> 01:27:36.258
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.

1163
01:27:37.137 --> 01:27:38.627
Hotel One. Over.

1164
01:27:38.806 --> 01:27:40.831
Murph, this is Cowboy.

1165
01:27:41.008 --> 01:27:44.341
Crazy's hit. Booby trap.

1166
01:27:45.546 --> 01:27:47.241
Wait, One.

1167
01:27:48.415 --> 01:27:52.875
Okay. You're senior NCO, Cowboy.
You're in charge.

1168
01:27:53.187 --> 01:27:54.779
-Continue with the patrol...
-Shit.

1169
01:27:54.955 --> 01:27:57.253
-... and call in at the next checkpoint.
-Shit.

1170
01:27:57.424 --> 01:28:00.154
Roger. Out.

1171
01:28:06.567 --> 01:28:08.432
I ' m squad leader.

1172
01:28:11.438 --> 01:28:13.827
Follow you anywhere, scumbag.

1173
01:28:14.942 --> 01:28:16.500
All right.

1174
01:28:17.311 --> 01:28:18.869
He's dead.

1175
01:28:59.987 --> 01:29:01.511
Cowboy.

1176
01:29:08.328 --> 01:29:09.590
What's up?

1177
01:29:09.863 --> 01:29:13.094
I think we made a mistake
at the last checkpoint.

1178
01:29:13.267 --> 01:29:15.656
Here, see what you think.

1179
01:29:17.771 --> 01:29:20.797
I think we're here...

1180
01:29:21.341 --> 01:29:24.265
... and we should be here.

1181
01:29:25.879 --> 01:29:28.006
-We're here?
-Yeah.

1182
01:29:28.182 --> 01:29:31.447
-We should be here?
-Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

1183
01:29:37.591 --> 01:29:39.320
Fuck.

1184
01:29:44.665 --> 01:29:46.292
What do you think?

1185
01:29:47.935 --> 01:29:50.699
Well, I think we should change direction.

1186
01:30:04.651 --> 01:30:06.209
Okay.

1187
01:30:06.853 --> 01:30:08.878
We'll change direction.

1188
01:30:19.533 --> 01:30:21.091
What's up?

1189
01:30:21.268 --> 01:30:23.190
Changing direction.

1190
01:30:23.904 --> 01:30:25.132
What are we, lost?

1191
01:30:25.305 --> 01:30:28.399
Joker, shut the fuck up.

1192
01:30:28.709 --> 01:30:30.836
Okay, listen up.

1193
01:30:31.011 --> 01:30:33.104
-Can you hear me?
-Yeah.

1194
01:30:33.280 --> 01:30:35.111
Okay, we're changing direction.

1195
01:30:35.282 --> 01:30:37.011
We're heading over that way.

1196
01:30:37.184 --> 01:30:40.381
Eightball's gonna go over there
and see can he find a way through.

1197
01:30:40.887 --> 01:30:43.276
-Got it?
-Got it.

1198
01:30:43.991 --> 01:30:46.983
Eightball, let's dance.

1199
01:30:47.561 --> 01:30:49.859
Put a nigger behind the trigger.

1200
01:31:50.957 --> 01:31:52.481
Fuck.

1201
01:32:08.208 --> 01:32:09.607
Cease fire.

1202
01:32:09.776 --> 01:32:11.664
Cease fire, goddamn it.

1203
01:32:11.845 --> 01:32:14.370
Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire.

1204
01:32:14.548 --> 01:32:16.072
-Hold it.
-Cease fire.

1205
01:32:16.249 --> 01:32:17.477
-Cease fire.
-Cease fire.

1206
01:32:17.651 --> 01:32:21.178
Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?

1207
01:32:21.355 --> 01:32:23.016
Anybody see a sniper?

1208
01:32:23.190 --> 01:32:24.680
-Nothing.
-Negative.

1209
01:32:24.858 --> 01:32:28.749
Okay, then save your ammo.
Nobody fire till I tell you.

1210
01:32:29.696 --> 01:32:30.856
Eightball.

1211
01:32:31.031 --> 01:32:33.625
No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire.

1212
01:32:33.800 --> 01:32:35.495
Animal, cease fire.

1213
01:32:35.669 --> 01:32:37.796
Cowboy, it's Sergeant Murphy.

1214
01:32:37.971 --> 01:32:39.461
This is Cowboy. Over.

1215
01:32:39.606 --> 01:32:43.064
This is Murphy.
What is your present position? Over.

1216
01:32:43.243 --> 01:32:45.541
Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire.

1217
01:32:45.712 --> 01:32:46.974
Eightball is down.

1218
01:32:47.147 --> 01:32:50.036
Our position is about half a klick
north of Checkpoint Four.

1219
01:32:50.217 --> 01:32:53.914
Believe possible strong enemy forces
occupying buildings in front of us.

1220
01:32:54.087 --> 01:32:57.579
Request immediate tank support. Over.

1221
01:32:58.091 --> 01:32:59.490
Roger. Understand.

1222
01:32:59.659 --> 01:33:02.150
I'll see what I can do. Over.

1223
01:33:02.329 --> 01:33:04.695
Roger. Over and out.

1224
01:33:04.865 --> 01:33:07.163
-Stay close.
-Got it.

1225
01:33:07.801 --> 01:33:11.828
Okay, listen up.
I think we're being set up for an ambush.

1226
01:33:12.005 --> 01:33:15.566
I think there may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings over there.

1227
01:33:15.742 --> 01:33:17.607
I've requested tank support.

1228
01:33:17.778 --> 01:33:21.043
We're gonna sit tight till it comes,
but keep your eyes open.

1229
01:33:21.214 --> 01:33:25.241
If they decide to hit us,
we'll have to pull back fast.

1230
01:33:26.286 --> 01:33:29.016
Goddamn it. Halt.
Cease your fire, Mother.

1231
01:33:29.189 --> 01:33:31.077
-Cease your fucking fire.
-Cowboy.

1232
01:33:31.258 --> 01:33:33.021
-What?
-We can't leave him out there.

1233
01:33:33.193 --> 01:33:35.957
We're not leaving him,
we'll get him when the tank comes up.

1234
01:33:36.129 --> 01:33:38.791
He's hit three fucking times.
He can't wait that long.

1235
01:33:38.965 --> 01:33:40.990
I seen this before.

1236
01:33:41.168 --> 01:33:44.399
That sniper's just trying to suck us in,
one at a time.

1237
01:33:46.273 --> 01:33:49.436
Goddamn it. No.

1238
01:33:49.609 --> 01:33:52.533
-Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire.
-Man, fuck this--

1239
01:33:52.712 --> 01:33:54.805
Fuck this shit.
I'm going in to bring him out.

1240
01:33:54.981 --> 01:33:58.542
-No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it.
-Cover me.

1241
01:34:14.468 --> 01:34:18.962
Cease fire, he's there.
Cease fire, he's there.

1242
01:34:19.139 --> 01:34:21.403
Cease fire.

1243
01:34:32.786 --> 01:34:34.083
Hold your fire.

1244
01:34:34.254 --> 01:34:36.279
Hold your fire.

1245
01:34:36.456 --> 01:34:38.947
Cease fire, you can't see the sniper.

1246
01:34:39.125 --> 01:34:43.482
Save the ammo.
Nobody fire till I tell you. Nobody.

1247
01:34:48.935 --> 01:34:50.732
Hold your fire.

1248
01:34:51.438 --> 01:34:53.929
What the fuck do we do now, Cowboy?

1249
01:34:55.175 --> 01:34:57.166
Give me that fucking radio.

1250
01:35:01.381 --> 01:35:03.975
Murph? This is Cowboy. Over.

1251
01:35:04.150 --> 01:35:05.640
This is Murphy. Over.

1252
01:35:05.785 --> 01:35:08.151
Murph, we're in some deep shit.
I got two men down.

1253
01:35:08.355 --> 01:35:11.244
What's the story
on that fucking tank? Over.

1254
01:35:12.325 --> 01:35:15.783
Sorry, Cowboy.
No luck so far with the tank.

1255
01:35:15.962 --> 01:35:18.226
Will advise. Over.

1256
01:35:19.232 --> 01:35:21.188
Roger. Out.

1257
01:35:21.601 --> 01:35:23.899
Numb-nut bastards.

1258
01:35:24.070 --> 01:35:27.164
-Okay, listen up.
-Listen up.

1259
01:35:28.041 --> 01:35:30.100
Can't afford to wait for the tank.

1260
01:35:30.277 --> 01:35:32.199
I think they're gonna hit us any minute.

1261
01:35:32.379 --> 01:35:34.574
When they do,
we won't have time to pull out.

1262
01:35:34.748 --> 01:35:37.706
We gotta do it now.
Let's get ready to move.

1263
01:35:37.884 --> 01:35:40.148
-Ready to pull out.
-Wait a minute. Hold it.

1264
01:35:40.554 --> 01:35:44.342
Hold it, nobody's pulling out.
There's only one sniper there.

1265
01:35:44.524 --> 01:35:45.786
Back off, Mother.

1266
01:35:45.959 --> 01:35:48.917
I'm calling the plays.
I say we're pulling out.

1267
01:35:49.095 --> 01:35:50.892
Well, what about Doc Jay and Eightball?

1268
01:35:51.064 --> 01:35:54.852
I know it's a shitty thing to do,
but we can't refuse to accept the situation.

1269
01:35:55.035 --> 01:35:57.299
We're not leaving
Doc Jay and Eightball out there.

1270
01:35:57.470 --> 01:35:59.301
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted.

1271
01:35:59.472 --> 01:36:02.202
-You know that.
-Bullshit. Come on, you guys.

1272
01:36:02.375 --> 01:36:04.866
We gotta bring them back.
Let's get them, let's do it.

1273
01:36:05.011 --> 01:36:07.377
Stand down, Mother.
That's a direct order.

1274
01:36:11.585 --> 01:36:15.715
Fuck you, Cowboy.
Fuck all you assholes.

1275
01:36:17.824 --> 01:36:20.850
-Goddamn it.
-Fucking son of a bitch.

1276
01:36:21.027 --> 01:36:23.723
You motherfucker.

1277
01:36:39.379 --> 01:36:42.109
Doc. Doc. Doc.

1278
01:36:43.950 --> 01:36:45.872
Where's the sniper?

1279
01:36:48.855 --> 01:36:52.018
Doc, where's the sniper?

1280
01:37:00.734 --> 01:37:02.463
Shit.

1281
01:37:04.070 --> 01:37:06.595
Shit. Fuck.

1282
01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:22.512
Fuck.

1283
01:37:54.187 --> 01:37:56.314
Hey, Cowboy.

1284
01:37:56.656 --> 01:37:58.419
Yeah?

1285
01:37:59.292 --> 01:38:02.784
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted.

1286
01:38:03.396 --> 01:38:06.888
There's only one sniper, nothing else.

1287
01:38:07.267 --> 01:38:11.124
Move up the squad,
you're clear up to here.

1288
01:38:11.971 --> 01:38:13.461
Come on.

1289
01:38:16.076 --> 01:38:18.271
Son of a bitch.

1290
01:38:22.048 --> 01:38:24.608
-Okay, listen up.
-Listen up.

1291
01:38:25.652 --> 01:38:29.884
No-Doze, Stutten, Donlon, Rock,
you come with me, we'll take a look.

1292
01:38:30.323 --> 01:38:32.712
The rest of you all stay put
and cover our ass.

1293
01:38:32.892 --> 01:38:35.690
We may be coming back in a big hurry.

1294
01:38:36.563 --> 01:38:38.895
-I'm going with you.
-I'm coming too.

1295
01:38:39.065 --> 01:38:40.896
Okay.

1296
01:38:41.067 --> 01:38:42.728
-You all set?
-Yeah.

1297
01:38:42.902 --> 01:38:43.926
Let's move out.

1298
01:38:44.304 --> 01:38:45.362
Let's do it.

1299
01:39:23.576 --> 01:39:24.907
Hey, Cowboy.

1300
01:39:25.078 --> 01:39:27.569
Top of the black building,
around the corner.

1301
01:39:47.333 --> 01:39:50.029
Donlon, give me that radio.

1302
01:39:52.572 --> 01:39:54.301
Murphy, this is Cowboy. Over.

1303
01:40:04.818 --> 01:40:07.207
-Cowboy.
-Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot.

1304
01:40:07.387 --> 01:40:09.275
Get him the fuck out of here.

1305
01:40:15.995 --> 01:40:18.691
-I ain't got a first aid.
-I don't believe this shit.

1306
01:40:18.865 --> 01:40:20.992
-Give me your hand.
-Shut up.

1307
01:40:21.167 --> 01:40:22.759
-Take it easy, Cowboy.
-Don't move.

1308
01:40:22.936 --> 01:40:24.233
-Shit.
-That son of a bitch.

1309
01:40:24.404 --> 01:40:26.269
-You'll be all right.
-You're going home.

1310
01:40:26.439 --> 01:40:29.272
-Shut up.
-Don't shit me.

1311
01:40:29.442 --> 01:40:33.071
You know I'm not gonna shit you, man.
You're my favorite turd.

1312
01:40:33.713 --> 01:40:34.907
Come on. Easy.

1313
01:40:35.315 --> 01:40:36.441
Here you go.

1314
01:40:38.151 --> 01:40:42.042
-Cowboy.
-Hang on, man. Hang on.

1315
01:40:45.892 --> 01:40:48.918
I can hack it. I can hack it.

1316
01:40:55.001 --> 01:40:58.425
-I can hack it.
-You can hack it, man.

1317
01:41:54.494 --> 01:41:57.054
Let's go get some payback.

1318
01:42:02.969 --> 01:42:04.561
Okay.

1319
01:42:10.710 --> 01:42:12.439
Okay.

1320
01:42:19.886 --> 01:42:21.979
Watch that fucking hole.

1321
01:42:23.256 --> 01:42:24.484
Throw some smoke.

1322
01:42:41.007 --> 01:42:42.804
Okay, ready?

1323
01:43:23.816 --> 01:43:27.547
Donlon, Rock, that way.
You two, with me.

1324
01:43:32.625 --> 01:43:35.287
Joker, in there. New guy.

1325
01:45:39.285 --> 01:45:42.209
We got the sniper.

1326
01:46:15.922 --> 01:46:17.446
Joker?

1327
01:46:17.990 --> 01:46:19.480
Yo.

1328
01:46:19.825 --> 01:46:21.383
What's up?

1329
01:46:22.862 --> 01:46:25.023
We got the sniper.

1330
01:46:37.577 --> 01:46:39.533
I saved Joker's ass.

1331
01:46:39.712 --> 01:46:41.509
I got the sniper.

1332
01:46:41.681 --> 01:46:44.343
I fucking blew her away.

1333
01:46:45.184 --> 01:46:47.140
Am I bad?

1334
01:46:47.753 --> 01:46:51.746
Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker?

1335
01:47:09.308 --> 01:47:11.469
What's she saying?

1336
01:47:15.114 --> 01:47:16.945
She's praying.

1337
01:47:20.820 --> 01:47:24.119
No more boom-boom for this baby-san.

1338
01:47:27.026 --> 01:47:29.449
There's nothing we can do for her.

1339
01:47:31.030 --> 01:47:33.123
She's dead meat.

1340
01:47:37.603 --> 01:47:39.036
Okay.

1341
01:47:40.339 --> 01:47:42.500
Let's get the fuck out of here.

1342
01:47:47.013 --> 01:47:48.878
What about her?

1343
01:47:52.652 --> 01:47:54.313
Fuck her.

1344
01:47:55.655 --> 01:47:57.350
Let her rot.

1345
01:48:13.673 --> 01:48:16.005
We can't just leave her here.

1346
01:48:19.211 --> 01:48:21.099
Hey, asshole.

1347
01:48:21.580 --> 01:48:23.810
Cowboy's wasted.

1348
01:48:24.283 --> 01:48:26.843
You're fresh out of friends.

1349
01:48:27.953 --> 01:48:29.784
I'm running this squad now...

1350
01:48:29.955 --> 01:48:34.221
... and I say we leave the gook
for the mother-loving rats.

1351
01:48:38.064 --> 01:48:41.124
I'm not trying to run this squad.

1352
01:48:42.968 --> 01:48:46.927
I'm just saying
we can't leave her like this.

1353
01:48:56.449 --> 01:48:59.407
Shoot me.

1354
01:49:01.354 --> 01:49:03.379
Shoot...

1355
01:49:03.889 --> 01:49:05.481
... me.

1356
01:49:06.058 --> 01:49:08.151
Shoot...

1357
01:49:08.661 --> 01:49:10.253
... me.

1358
01:49:10.730 --> 01:49:12.721
Shoot.

1359
01:49:14.400 --> 01:49:16.095
Shoot.

1360
01:49:17.303 --> 01:49:20.602
If you wanna waste her, go on...

1361
01:49:22.475 --> 01:49:24.568
... waste her.

1362
01:49:24.744 --> 01:49:26.371
Shoot...

1363
01:49:28.547 --> 01:49:29.980
... me.

1364
01:49:34.086 --> 01:49:36.850
Shoot me.

1365
01:49:38.791 --> 01:49:40.019
Shoot...

1366
01:49:41.293 --> 01:49:43.022
... me.

1367
01:49:43.396 --> 01:49:45.489
Shoot...

1368
01:49:46.198 --> 01:49:47.631
... me.

1369
01:49:48.234 --> 01:49:50.429
Shoot.

1370
01:49:52.071 --> 01:49:54.096
Shoot.

1371
01:49:57.743 --> 01:49:59.267
Shoot.

1372
01:50:00.279 --> 01:50:01.871
Shoot.

1373
01:50:39.185 --> 01:50:41.016
Joker...

1374
01:50:41.187 --> 01:50:45.942
... we're gonna have to put you up
for the Congressional Medal of Ugly.

1375
01:50:49.728 --> 01:50:51.855
Hard-core, man.

1376
01:50:53.866 --> 01:50:56.391
Fucking hard-core.

1377
01:51:13.385 --> 01:51:18.448
We have nailed our names
in the pages of history enough for today.

1378
01:51:19.058 --> 01:51:23.722
We hump down to the Perfume River
to set in for the night.

1379
01:52:02.268 --> 01:52:06.466
My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...

1380
01:52:06.639 --> 01:52:12.771
... about Mary Jane Rottencrotch
and the great homecoming-fuck fantasy.

1381
01:52:13.412 --> 01:52:16.108
I am so happy that I am alive...

1382
01:52:16.282 --> 01:52:19.809
... in one piece and short.

1383
01:52:20.486 --> 01:52:23.785
I am in a world of shit, yes...

1384
01:52:23.956 --> 01:52:25.912
... but I am alive.

1385
01:52:26.325 --> 01:52:28.316
And I am not afraid.