WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21.720 --> 00:00:23.960 Over the years, we have explored the life 4 00:00:24.040 --> 00:00:26.720 of every creature of the African grassland. 5 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:30.080 We have worked hard to unlock the mysteries of their world. 6 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:33.400 But there has always been one being beyond our study. 7 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:35.160 Until now. 8 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.000 She is an anomaly on the Savanna, 9 00:00:39.080 --> 00:00:41.200 neither hunter nor gatherer. 10 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:45.320 She is a scavenger living off the spoils of others. 11 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:46.720 What drives her, 12 00:00:46.800 --> 00:00:47.880 motivates her? 13 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:49.160 -What are the s-- -Cut! 14 00:00:50.480 --> 00:00:52.560 That was lovely. You were wonderful. 15 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:53.960 -What the f-- -She is… 16 00:00:54.480 --> 00:00:55.680 …a hot mess. 17 00:00:56.360 --> 00:00:59.000 Johannesburg, her habitat. 18 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:03.240 An imperfect city, unlovable, yet beautiful in its own way. 19 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:06.960 Despite the absence of any social contribution, 20 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:10.800 she and her pack roam the highveld together. 21 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:14.040 But theirs is an uneasy alliance. 22 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:17.240 Hey! 23 00:01:17.320 --> 00:01:19.800 What are you tryna do? Kill someone? 24 00:01:20.720 --> 00:01:23.840 -Go fuck yourself. -Really? Well, go fuck yourself as well. 25 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:25.280 Excuse me. 26 00:01:25.360 --> 00:01:28.280 I will fucking kick you in your tiny bitch ass balls. 27 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:31.600 Now, let's begin our tale… 28 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:33.200 …of the urban jungle. 29 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:34.320 Dick. 30 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:35.400 Cunt. 31 00:01:47.720 --> 00:01:50.320 -Do you wanna run your lines again? -I'm good. 32 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:52.840 Who're you texting? 33 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:54.440 -No one. -Dish. 34 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:57.560 -Diego. -That fuck boy! 35 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.160 Come on, Son. I dunno why you bother. 36 00:02:00.240 --> 00:02:02.640 What? 37 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:04.480 -Nothing. -Bullshit. 38 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:07.320 He just sent me a dick pic. 39 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:09.080 -Ah let's see! -You are driving! 40 00:02:09.880 --> 00:02:11.520 Fine! 41 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:13.480 But at least give me a description. 42 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:16.720 I mean, are we talking, "The Rock and two tractor tyres" or 43 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:18.960 "Danny DeVito and a couple of grapes." 44 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:20.640 Carla, we can't do this anymore, there's like… 45 00:02:21.440 --> 00:02:22.800 a right to privacy. 46 00:02:22.880 --> 00:02:25.720 Come on, Sondra, that's not fair. I'm a married woman. 47 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:28.560 This is the closest I've been to a penis in years. 48 00:02:29.640 --> 00:02:31.680 -Please. -No. 49 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:32.720 -Please. -Stop it. No. 50 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:34.120 It's my penis. 51 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.080 Okay. You ready? 52 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:40.040 Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:40.120 --> 00:02:41.040 Gum. 54 00:02:41.880 --> 00:02:42.960 Look at me. 55 00:02:43.760 --> 00:02:44.840 You got this. 56 00:02:44.920 --> 00:02:46.000 Say it after me. I got this. 57 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:47.560 -I got this. -Sondra de Silva, 58 00:02:47.640 --> 00:02:50.200 -this one is gonna be different. -It's gonna be different. 59 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:51.680 Okay. Don't worry about the bloating. 60 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:54.480 -What bloating? -You got this. Break a leg. 61 00:02:56.880 --> 00:02:58.360 Profile left, please. 62 00:02:59.320 --> 00:03:00.720 And right. 63 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.760 Face front. 64 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:07.120 Hands, please. 65 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:08.400 Other side. 66 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:10.920 All right, thank you. 67 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:14.200 Is that not Marlene from Daylight Destiny? 68 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:17.840 What, that soapy from like 20 years ago? 69 00:03:17.920 --> 00:03:22.680 Hi. I'm Sondra de Silva and I'll be auditioning for Serenity Anti-age Cream. 70 00:03:22.760 --> 00:03:24.480 Is she not a little old? 71 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:26.000 Um… 72 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:30.720 my agent said the brief was for women between 35 and 40 with dark hair. 73 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:32.520 Right. Okay. 74 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:33.760 Sure. 75 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:35.880 Um, Sondra do you need a script? 76 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:37.280 -No. I'm good. -Okay. 77 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:39.720 Well then, if you can get into your bikini now, please-- 78 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:42.240 Bikini? I'm sorry. My agent never mentioned anything about a bikini. 79 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:44.960 My darling, just do it in your bra. Okay? 80 00:03:55.720 --> 00:03:57.920 -Sorry. -All right, ladies. So you're on a beach. 81 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:00.640 You're a group of friends and you're playing volleyball. 82 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:02.520 -Okay? -And what else? 83 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:04.520 Nothing. That's it. Okay? 84 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:06.680 And action. 85 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.160 I'm sorry. Hang on. Wait. Stop. Sorry. 86 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:21.600 Are we meant to be miming here? 87 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:23.880 Yes, you are miming the volleyball. 88 00:04:23.960 --> 00:04:26.120 -Just mime. -Okay, thank you. 89 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:27.640 Guys, guys, guys. 90 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:29.840 There can only be one ball. 91 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:31.200 So like, let me start. 92 00:04:31.280 --> 00:04:32.560 We can… Okay? 93 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:37.240 Um, but what was wrong with the way that we were doing it? 94 00:04:37.320 --> 00:04:38.360 Nothing. 95 00:04:38.440 --> 00:04:41.600 So you basically just want us to jump up and down? Yeah? 96 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:47.520 ‎ 97 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:54.720 Mommy. 98 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.280 What do you mean, you're outside? 99 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.240 No, Mommy, I've told you, you can't keep coming around like this. 100 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:01.560 It's called boundaries. 101 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:09.720 Like all of it? 102 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:11.480 It seems that way. 103 00:06:12.520 --> 00:06:14.840 You spent your entire pension. 104 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:16.520 How's that even possible? 105 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:18.880 We trusted your Uncle Joe to manage everything for us. 106 00:06:18.960 --> 00:06:22.560 How were we to know we were paying for his penthouse in Ibiza? 107 00:06:22.640 --> 00:06:24.520 -Ibiza. -No, Mommy he should be in jail. 108 00:06:24.600 --> 00:06:26.320 He will pay for it in the afterlife. 109 00:06:26.400 --> 00:06:28.040 -Don't you worry. -What about in this life? 110 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:30.920 Don't get all high and mighty about stealing. 111 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:33.560 Didn't you steal your sister's boyfriend in high school? 112 00:06:33.640 --> 00:06:35.960 -I have apologized for-- -Look, enough. 113 00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:38.800 You'll be out at the end of the month. I'm going to Airbnb the house. 114 00:06:38.880 --> 00:06:39.960 What?! 115 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:41.360 -Dad! -Technically speaking, 116 00:06:41.440 --> 00:06:42.560 we bought it. 117 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:45.080 But you bought Raquel a house, too. 118 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:47.400 She has a husband and a child. 119 00:06:47.480 --> 00:06:49.000 Plus she paid us back. 120 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:52.560 Think of it as a good opportunity. 121 00:06:53.080 --> 00:06:55.400 -For what? -To get your life together. 122 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.280 There's nothing wrong with my life. My ship is about to come in. 123 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:01.200 There are no ships for actresses over 40. 124 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:03.640 Where am I supposed to live? 125 00:07:04.280 --> 00:07:06.120 Get yourself a job. Better still, get married. 126 00:07:06.200 --> 00:07:07.640 I'm working on it. 127 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:10.600 Yes, with another drug addict, no doubt. 128 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:15.520 All I know is we are not paying for you anymore, Sondra. 129 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.600 It's time to get realistic. 130 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:20.680 Get a real job. Rent a place and stop-- 131 00:07:20.760 --> 00:07:23.000 ‎ 132 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:35.560 Makalah, please do not hit your brother. 133 00:07:35.640 --> 00:07:37.120 Okay, violence is not the answer. 134 00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:40.320 I will buy you a new one, honey. Okay? 135 00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:42.400 But that was a limited edition one I-- 136 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:43.440 Okay well… 137 00:07:51.640 --> 00:07:53.360 Okay, okay. 138 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:57.560 Precious! 139 00:07:57.640 --> 00:07:59.440 Precious, please can you come and help me? 140 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:02.120 First I have to remodel the bathroom, though. 141 00:08:02.200 --> 00:08:03.880 Okay. Then what are you gonna do after? 142 00:08:03.960 --> 00:08:06.360 I don't know. Move in with Diego, I guess. 143 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.960 Son, we've been besties since you made Hannah cry 144 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:13.600 on the first day of drama school. 145 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:14.520 We've been through it all. 146 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:16.920 You are my ride-or-die. I will always have your back. 147 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:18.400 Thanks, buddy. 148 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:20.400 Diego is never going to marry you. 149 00:08:21.080 --> 00:08:22.200 What? 150 00:08:22.280 --> 00:08:26.320 Hot toy boys don't marry cougars unless the cougars are rich. 151 00:08:26.400 --> 00:08:29.000 You should just get back together with that restaurant owner. 152 00:08:29.080 --> 00:08:30.640 -You mean the drug addict? -He's rich. 153 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:32.320 What part of drug addict don't you understand? 154 00:08:32.400 --> 00:08:35.080 So marry him, divorce him, get some alimony. 155 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:37.679 Just because I'm over 35 doesn't mean I can't have-- 156 00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:40.360 So you have ruled out anyone who is divorced, 157 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:42.360 has kids, has an addiction problem, 158 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:45.400 has a small dick, is depressed, wears sondals. Who is left? 159 00:08:46.520 --> 00:08:48.640 Why are you so obsessed with me getting married? 160 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:50.720 Because what else are you gonna do? 161 00:08:51.400 --> 00:08:54.240 At some point, you need to accept the idea 162 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:57.440 that you're probably not gonna be famous again. 163 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:00.040 I take you to every audition. 164 00:09:00.680 --> 00:09:02.640 When was the last time you had a proper one? 165 00:09:03.560 --> 00:09:05.640 -My ears are burning. -Can't we just share Jerry? 166 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:07.200 You guys talking about me again? 167 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:09.600 Mm. 168 00:09:09.680 --> 00:09:10.680 You can have him. 169 00:09:10.760 --> 00:09:12.480 -She doesn't know what she's talking-- -Jerry's the greatest. 170 00:09:12.560 --> 00:09:15.040 And you are not my best friend anymore. 171 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:17.200 Hey, what happened to "you are my ride-or-die"? 172 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:19.320 Besides, I have to say that 173 00:09:19.920 --> 00:09:22.240 Jerry lends me money all the time and I never pay him back. 174 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:23.360 Oh, forget about it. 175 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:25.800 You're a worthwhile investment, Sondra. 176 00:09:25.880 --> 00:09:26.880 Thank you, Jerry. 177 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:28.200 Okay, whatever. 178 00:09:28.280 --> 00:09:29.360 Enjoy your booty call. 179 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:31.560 You know, maybe he actually likes me. 180 00:09:31.640 --> 00:09:32.760 I'm just being honest. 181 00:09:33.520 --> 00:09:35.440 Something about this guy doesn't feel right. 182 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:39.840 You're still a star, Sondra. 183 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:41.920 Do you really think so? 184 00:09:45.760 --> 00:09:48.040 When I was a kid I used to dream about being with you. 185 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:49.040 Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:49.920 --> 00:09:53.160 Marlene from Daylight Destiny. 187 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:55.760 Thick dark hair. 188 00:09:56.800 --> 00:09:57.920 Dark eyes. 189 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:00.680 Phew. Killer tits. 190 00:10:00.760 --> 00:10:03.080 You're such a flirt. 191 00:10:04.920 --> 00:10:08.000 Babe when I… when I was 14, I had your poster on my wall. 192 00:10:08.920 --> 00:10:09.960 Mm! 193 00:10:15.640 --> 00:10:17.400 Do you wanna um…? 194 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.680 Do you wanna come to my birthday party tomorrow? 195 00:10:22.760 --> 00:10:23.680 It's dinner. 196 00:10:24.640 --> 00:10:25.760 Sure thing, babe. 197 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:31.520 Happy birthday, my soul. 198 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:33.360 Oh, thank you, my life. 199 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:35.280 -And? -And… 200 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:39.440 Oh my God, Car, he's the one. 201 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:41.760 I swear. I swear to you, there was something… 202 00:10:42.560 --> 00:10:44.240 I don't know. There's just something about that 203 00:10:44.320 --> 00:10:46.160 little pep talk you gave me about husbands, it just… 204 00:10:46.800 --> 00:10:49.440 I don't know. It was like the cosmic key I needed to unlock my destiny or something. 205 00:10:49.520 --> 00:10:51.160 Okay, that's amazing. But get to the good part. 206 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:53.240 Length. Girth. I want all the gory details. 207 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:55.440 Okay. First, we'll count 208 00:10:55.520 --> 00:10:58.200 Chris Hemsworth astride two massive boulders. 209 00:10:58.280 --> 00:10:59.520 More. I need more. 210 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:01.240 Uh-huh. 211 00:11:04.680 --> 00:11:05.880 Ah! 212 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:08.640 Ah! 213 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:14.560 -Doesn't she look amazing? -Shut up, Jerry. 214 00:11:20.800 --> 00:11:22.920 You may now kiss the bride. 215 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:24.840 ‎ 216 00:11:24.920 --> 00:11:25.520 Ah! 217 00:11:26.280 --> 00:11:29.440 Oy! Hey! Whoo! What? Ooh! What's happening down there? 218 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:33.680 Oh, hey. Mm. 219 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:38.040 Ooh! 220 00:11:39.640 --> 00:11:41.800 I always wanted to do that. 221 00:11:42.760 --> 00:11:44.200 It's so sexy. 222 00:11:45.520 --> 00:11:48.760 So intimate, so risqué. 223 00:11:49.680 --> 00:11:51.520 You what?! 224 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:57.640 Ah, Jerry would never do that to me. 225 00:11:57.720 --> 00:12:00.040 So? Not everyone needs a licked arsehole. 226 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.440 Ah, you're always on his side. You're just like my mother. 227 00:12:02.520 --> 00:12:03.480 I'm on your side. 228 00:12:03.560 --> 00:12:06.160 When we fell in love, he was like a normal guy. 229 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:09.560 We hung out in Melville. We had opinions. 230 00:12:09.640 --> 00:12:12.160 Meritocracy is the light of the soul. 231 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:15.080 There's no such thing as merit in the society. 232 00:12:15.160 --> 00:12:17.040 It's either you're part of the haves or the have-nots. 233 00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:20.120 And we are divided into those categories by the elitist, 234 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:23.120 white capitalists who control our lives. 235 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:29.640 Amandla. 236 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:32.400 Now he's like Jewer than Jew. 237 00:12:33.160 --> 00:12:35.800 I swear if there was a competition for the best Jew in Jo'burg, 238 00:12:35.880 --> 00:12:38.280 Jerry would win like, first, second and third place. 239 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.840 I don't know what you're moaning about. Jerry loves you. 240 00:12:42.000 --> 00:12:44.080 I just didn't think he'd take it so seriously. 241 00:12:44.160 --> 00:12:47.080 Car, you did tell him he had to convert to marry you? 242 00:12:47.160 --> 00:12:50.080 I didn't mean he actually had to find God. 243 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:54.400 If you want Jerry to lick your arsehole, just ask him. 244 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:58.760 Oh, he has like zero interest in having sex with me. 245 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:02.760 -Carla. -Jerry. 246 00:13:09.800 --> 00:13:11.400 Do you even wanna have sex? 247 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:13.760 I'm into it. 248 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:17.160 No. 249 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.000 Where are you going? 250 00:13:21.040 --> 00:13:22.760 I don't know. 251 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:23.960 To watch porn. 252 00:13:24.040 --> 00:13:25.000 Pray. 253 00:13:25.080 --> 00:13:25.920 I haven't decided! 254 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.680 I guess it's just me and Pastor Enoch tonight. 255 00:13:30.760 --> 00:13:33.640 Yeah. You need to stop cheating on Jerry with your Christian dildo. 256 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:35.280 It doesn't mind if I eat bacon. 257 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:39.320 I gotta go. I'm gonna go and kerfuffle with my future husband some more. 258 00:13:39.400 --> 00:13:40.880 Send photo. 259 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:42.440 Okay, I told you, privacy! 260 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:04.560 Diego. 261 00:14:47.760 --> 00:14:48.680 I'm coming. 262 00:14:51.320 --> 00:14:52.520 Sondra? Mmm. 263 00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:55.520 I'm Grant from Grants Construction. We're here to do your bathroom. 264 00:14:55.600 --> 00:14:58.120 -Mm. -Do you know your gate's open? 265 00:14:58.880 --> 00:15:01.040 Fuck. 266 00:15:02.280 --> 00:15:04.400 It's the first door on the right. 267 00:15:10.880 --> 00:15:12.000 This way. 268 00:15:13.920 --> 00:15:16.920 You're Marlene from Daylight Destiny? 269 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:20.040 -In the flesh. -Don't tell anyone, but I love that show. 270 00:15:20.760 --> 00:15:23.120 And you're the worst, you know, in the best way. 271 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:24.360 Thank you. 272 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:25.480 -You still acting? -Yeah. 273 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:27.520 All the time. 274 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:28.680 Wow. 275 00:15:28.760 --> 00:15:29.600 Well, it's… 276 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:31.600 -Hey. -Ah, hey. 277 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:33.840 Hi. 278 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:36.120 Mmm. 279 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:37.560 I can still taste you. 280 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:42.400 All right. I'm out of here. 281 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:44.800 Oh, you don't wanna get… 282 00:15:44.880 --> 00:15:46.360 -You don't wanna get breakfast? -No. 283 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:47.600 Got to hit the gym, babe. 284 00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:48.560 Okay. 285 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:51.080 Okay. I'll see you at six then. Time machine. 286 00:15:51.880 --> 00:15:54.080 And don't forget the birthday dinner at 7:30. 287 00:15:54.160 --> 00:15:55.440 Yeah. Okay. 288 00:15:55.520 --> 00:15:57.320 Um… see you later. 289 00:15:59.080 --> 00:16:00.400 See you later. 290 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:21.560 Good evening. May I grab this chair? 291 00:16:21.640 --> 00:16:24.480 Um, I'm… I'm waiting on someone. 292 00:16:24.560 --> 00:16:25.480 Sorry. 293 00:16:51.800 --> 00:16:53.080 There you go. 294 00:16:53.160 --> 00:16:54.200 Thank you so much. 295 00:16:54.280 --> 00:16:55.960 Hmm. 296 00:16:58.880 --> 00:17:00.200 -Babe? -Mm-hmm? 297 00:17:00.280 --> 00:17:01.680 Don't you think we should eat? 298 00:17:01.760 --> 00:17:03.400 We have to wait for the birthday girl. 299 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:10.640 I mean, honey, it's a model. 300 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:13.440 -Mm. -Raquel? 301 00:17:13.520 --> 00:17:16.040 -Hmm? -Do you own the salon or… 302 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:17.359 -Well-- -She should. 303 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.200 Yes, right? 304 00:17:19.280 --> 00:17:20.240 No, I wish. I just manage it. 305 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:22.359 Oh, that's exciting. 306 00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:25.800 How do you two know my sister? 307 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:26.960 Mm-mmh. 308 00:17:27.040 --> 00:17:29.120 We don't actually. Um, both Car's and I's kids 309 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.440 go to Clever Club together and… 310 00:17:31.520 --> 00:17:32.520 And mine, yeah. 311 00:17:32.600 --> 00:17:35.040 We both met sneaking a cigarette. 312 00:17:36.640 --> 00:17:38.000 Carla. Smoking again? 313 00:17:38.080 --> 00:17:39.720 Yeah. You know what? 314 00:17:40.520 --> 00:17:42.200 Let's eat. I'm starving. 315 00:17:42.280 --> 00:17:44.360 -Yes can we eat? -I'm starving. 316 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:45.440 Thank goodness. Yes. 317 00:17:45.520 --> 00:17:46.920 Oh, finally. 318 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:49.520 -The birthday girl is here. -Oh? 319 00:17:49.600 --> 00:17:50.840 Oh. 320 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.120 -Happy birthday. -Yeah! 321 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:55.360 -Hello Jerry. -Hello. 322 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:56.400 The birthday girl. 323 00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:57.280 The birthday girl's here. 324 00:17:57.360 --> 00:17:59.120 Hello you two. 325 00:18:00.320 --> 00:18:02.240 Holy shit. 326 00:18:02.320 --> 00:18:03.760 Oh my gosh. 327 00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:05.200 -Happy birthday! -You're… 328 00:18:05.280 --> 00:18:07.320 Aren't you… 329 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:08.360 You're that… 330 00:18:10.040 --> 00:18:12.760 ‎-I used to love you. ‎-I used to love to hate you. 331 00:18:12.840 --> 00:18:15.680 Sondra and Carla went to drama school together. 332 00:18:15.760 --> 00:18:18.000 Yeah. I was actually shortlisted for the role, 333 00:18:18.080 --> 00:18:21.680 but my bestie hijacked my audition, so… 334 00:18:21.760 --> 00:18:23.360 It's not my fault they saw me in reception. 335 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:25.040 Funny how you knew my lines though. 336 00:18:25.120 --> 00:18:26.280 I did help her rehearse. 337 00:18:26.360 --> 00:18:27.520 The rest is history. 338 00:18:27.600 --> 00:18:32.040 Sondra became famous and Carla married me. 339 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:35.440 -Who are these people? -Uh, Son? 340 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:37.960 -Where's Diego? -Who's Diego? 341 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:39.800 Wine? 342 00:18:41.960 --> 00:18:45.200 So, Noms and I are playing Cliff, Shag, Marry 343 00:18:45.280 --> 00:18:48.120 and there's this… this rugby coach. 344 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.480 And… 345 00:18:50.560 --> 00:18:52.520 She says, "I'd fuck him." 346 00:18:54.440 --> 00:19:00.720 I mean, I could not think of anything worse than being single at our age. 347 00:19:00.800 --> 00:19:02.040 -No, it can never be me. -Like nothing! 348 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:03.640 Never, ever. 349 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:04.800 I'm so sorry, Son. 350 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:06.640 It's really not that bad. 351 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:08.320 It's like, you know… 352 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:10.040 -It's like test-driving a car. -What?! 353 00:19:10.120 --> 00:19:12.120 -What?! -She means sex. 354 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:13.400 Oh! 355 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:15.440 You have my… anyway guys, 356 00:19:15.520 --> 00:19:18.440 do you have some stories that you can share with us married folks? 357 00:19:18.520 --> 00:19:19.680 Yes! 358 00:19:19.760 --> 00:19:21.320 -Yes. -I don't kiss and tell. 359 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:23.360 -She does, and you do. -Ah, I knew it! 360 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:27.360 Sondra has had more one-night stands than moustache waxes. 361 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:29.160 She has got stories for days. 362 00:19:29.240 --> 00:19:31.960 But of course, but of course, she wants to marry them all. 363 00:19:32.040 --> 00:19:35.280 Okay, okay. What is your worst story? 364 00:19:35.360 --> 00:19:36.720 How much time do you have? 365 00:19:39.840 --> 00:19:43.080 You know I think the thing that I hate the most is the, is the dick pics. 366 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:44.360 I've never gotten one. 367 00:19:44.440 --> 00:19:46.320 You know what, I'm gonna tell you something. 368 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:48.240 Guys, we don't like them. 369 00:19:48.320 --> 00:19:49.960 Do you by any chance have any on your phone? 370 00:19:50.040 --> 00:19:51.520 Yes! 371 00:19:52.280 --> 00:19:53.280 I delete them. 372 00:19:53.360 --> 00:19:54.400 She's lying. 373 00:19:54.480 --> 00:19:56.720 She keeps the best ones for when we need a laugh. 374 00:19:56.800 --> 00:19:58.560 Oh come on, show them. 375 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:01.360 Show us, show us, show us, show us! 376 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:02.960 Show them, show them, show them! 377 00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:05.560 Okay. 378 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:07.160 -I'm so excited. -I have to go first 379 00:20:07.240 --> 00:20:09.440 because the only dick I've ever seen is my husband's. 380 00:20:09.520 --> 00:20:11.320 Oh no! 381 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:15.640 This one we call Tom Cruise and a couple of grapes. 382 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:16.880 -Oh no! -Oh my God. 383 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:18.680 No, you gotta… Just watch. Look! 384 00:20:18.760 --> 00:20:19.880 I mean this… 385 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:21.160 Ooh. 386 00:20:21.800 --> 00:20:24.880 What? I mean, it is so short. 387 00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:25.960 Yes. 388 00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:27.920 Yet confident. 389 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:29.520 Is it confident? Or is it-- 390 00:20:29.600 --> 00:20:31.840 No, no, no! 391 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:35.120 The dick pics… The dick pics are only the beginning. 392 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:39.160 Ah no, this one time Sondra was screwing this guy, okay, 393 00:20:39.240 --> 00:20:41.840 and she opens the door and his father… 394 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:43.800 -No! -…who lives with him, is listening in. 395 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:45.600 No! That is so… 396 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:47.640 He put a chair there and everything. 397 00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:54.000 This other time this guy wanted all three of his dogs on the bed 398 00:20:54.080 --> 00:20:55.760 -when they're going… -The dogs?Awww! 399 00:20:55.840 --> 00:20:57.760 And just yesterday, 400 00:20:57.840 --> 00:21:01.800 this guy, this guy Diego is going down on her 401 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:05.080 and he sorta just, he licks out her arsehole. 402 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.840 Don't you dare try that with me. 403 00:21:08.920 --> 00:21:12.080 But now… 404 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:14.680 But now of course he won't return her calls. 405 00:21:14.760 --> 00:21:17.400 I mean, fuck. 406 00:21:19.840 --> 00:21:20.880 It's fucking… 407 00:21:34.360 --> 00:21:35.520 Fuck off, Carla. 408 00:21:37.080 --> 00:21:38.080 It's Jerry. 409 00:21:56.120 --> 00:21:57.760 I'm so sorry, Son. 410 00:22:01.600 --> 00:22:03.320 She can be… 411 00:22:05.760 --> 00:22:07.480 She can be really awful sometimes. 412 00:22:10.520 --> 00:22:12.200 I think she's jealous of you. 413 00:22:15.040 --> 00:22:16.080 No, she's not. 414 00:22:18.040 --> 00:22:20.360 And I don't know how you put up with her. 415 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:23.840 I ask myself the same question. 416 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:27.440 I don't know. 417 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:31.160 Maybe you and I should just… leave. 418 00:22:32.080 --> 00:22:33.480 Oh shut up, Jerry. 419 00:22:35.760 --> 00:22:38.320 Anyway, probably should have remembered to 420 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:40.880 swap out the wine for the non-alcoholic again. 421 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:43.680 -Chin up, Jerry. -She didn't forgive me for an entire week. 422 00:22:43.760 --> 00:22:45.000 Shut up, Jerry. 423 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:54.520 I love you. 424 00:22:56.680 --> 00:22:57.880 No. 425 00:22:57.960 --> 00:22:59.080 No, no. 426 00:23:13.080 --> 00:23:14.600 No, look out. 427 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:16.120 Careful. I'm so hungover. 428 00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:18.880 Please hold still. Otherwise, you'll lose a lip. 429 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:21.520 Why didn't I cancel this appointment? 430 00:23:25.360 --> 00:23:27.000 Sorry. 431 00:23:27.080 --> 00:23:29.000 It's probably my agent. 432 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:33.800 Just spam. 433 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:38.280 -Just spam? -They're relentless. 434 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:43.840 For God’s sake, Sondra, just answer the phone. 435 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:45.200 No, Raquel! 436 00:23:45.280 --> 00:23:46.720 Why do you keep hanging up on Jerry? 437 00:23:46.800 --> 00:23:48.320 Don't you want to pull off the other side? 438 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.400 I know what I'm doing. 439 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:51.480 But why do you keep hanging up on Jerry? 440 00:23:53.080 --> 00:23:55.360 Sondra, if you don't tell me, I'm gonna answer the phone. 441 00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:57.320 I'm answering the phone. 442 00:23:57.400 --> 00:23:59.200 Fine. Okay, okay. 443 00:23:59.280 --> 00:24:02.560 He kissed me last night in the bathroom after Carla was so awful to me. 444 00:24:04.600 --> 00:24:06.560 He did what? 445 00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:09.840 -That is a lot of wax. -No, that is an appropriate amount of wax. 446 00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:11.880 -It was an accident. -Okay. 447 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:14.400 Listen, Carla was a piece of crap last night. 448 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:17.600 But that does not give you the right to jump her husband. 449 00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:20.720 -It was an accident. -An accident? An accident? 450 00:24:20.800 --> 00:24:23.360 Just like my Renaldo in Standard Eight, was that an accident? 451 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:25.120 Oh my God. We were teenagers. 452 00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:27.600 -What are you doing? -I'm doing my job! 453 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:29.440 No. Ow, ow. 454 00:24:29.520 --> 00:24:30.880 Where are you going? 455 00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:33.840 I'm not going to let my little sister disfigure me. 456 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:36.280 Thanks for the sisterly support by the way. 457 00:24:36.360 --> 00:24:37.360 You're welcome. 458 00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:40.840 Yeah. Good luck with that. 459 00:24:56.360 --> 00:24:58.480 Fuck. Fuck. 460 00:25:09.760 --> 00:25:11.520 -Grant? -Oh, gents. 461 00:25:11.600 --> 00:25:13.880 I'm so sorry, um I need to use the bathroom, please. 462 00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:15.240 -Sorry? -You know, 463 00:25:15.320 --> 00:25:16.600 can you guys leave for the day? 464 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.760 We're on a really tight deadline here. 465 00:25:18.840 --> 00:25:20.480 Can't you please use the portaloo outside? 466 00:25:20.560 --> 00:25:22.640 It's a fucking medical emergency, Grant! 467 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:25.120 Gents, take five. 468 00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:31.760 Just grab a… 469 00:25:49.600 --> 00:25:51.280 Fuck! 470 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:04.680 Fuck! 471 00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:14.760 -Are you okay? -No, I'm not fucking okay. 472 00:26:17.280 --> 00:26:18.640 Do you need an ambulance? 473 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:20.880 No, I don't need a fucking ambulance! 474 00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:24.240 Is she okay? 475 00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:25.800 I hope she doesn't need any-- 476 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:27.440 Fuck, fuck! 477 00:26:28.600 --> 00:26:30.400 Sondra? 478 00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:33.760 -I'm coming in. -No, no, no, no, no. 479 00:26:33.840 --> 00:26:35.560 -I'm not looking. I'm in. -No. 480 00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:36.680 I'm in. 481 00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:39.560 -What's going on in here? -Nothing. I'm fine. 482 00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:41.240 Okay. 483 00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:44.160 -Do you need a doctor? -No. 484 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:46.640 So what do you need? 485 00:26:50.040 --> 00:26:52.280 It's an epilation malfunction. 486 00:26:52.360 --> 00:26:53.400 A what? 487 00:26:54.040 --> 00:26:56.000 A very, very bad wax. 488 00:26:58.640 --> 00:26:59.840 Oh. 489 00:27:01.840 --> 00:27:03.320 Okay. Um… 490 00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:07.640 -Let me see it. -No. 491 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:12.200 Look I doubt it's anything I haven't seen. I grew up with four sisters. 492 00:27:12.280 --> 00:27:13.360 Okay, look. 493 00:27:14.600 --> 00:27:17.360 Can you go and you go do it somewhere else? 494 00:27:24.840 --> 00:27:25.840 Oh boy. 495 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:29.800 -Oh fuck! -Mmm. 496 00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:33.160 Um… 497 00:27:36.040 --> 00:27:37.400 We're gonna need olive oil. 498 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:40.120 Hmm? To um… 499 00:27:51.840 --> 00:27:53.320 Where, now? 500 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:54.560 Here we go. 501 00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:55.800 Okay. 502 00:28:00.560 --> 00:28:03.000 Okay. The lips are apart now. 503 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.000 Thank you, Grant. You can go. 504 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:09.720 Oh! 505 00:28:09.800 --> 00:28:11.080 You sure you’re okay? 506 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:13.560 Mm-hmm. Yeah, got this. 507 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:14.680 Thank you. 508 00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:17.600 Just go uh… 509 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:20.840 Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck! 510 00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:22.360 Okay. Let me help. 511 00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:24.120 -I can help. -No, no, no. You know what? 512 00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:26.080 It's fine. I can… I just need… 513 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.600 You need help. 514 00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:29.480 I'd rather die! 515 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:32.560 -I'm coming in. It's alright… -No, no, no. You know what, Grant, 516 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:34.760 -I actually think I could live like this. -I'm in. 517 00:28:34.840 --> 00:28:36.240 Turn around. 518 00:28:36.320 --> 00:28:37.560 Turn. 519 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:39.640 Almost there. Turn around. 520 00:28:39.720 --> 00:28:40.720 Okay. 521 00:28:40.800 --> 00:28:42.920 Now, put your hands… 522 00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:44.280 arms on my shoulders. 523 00:28:44.360 --> 00:28:47.120 One and two. 524 00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.560 Okay. Now, look at me. 525 00:28:50.360 --> 00:28:51.360 Look at me. 526 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.440 I need to go down. 527 00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.320 -Ready? -Maybe… we should… 528 00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:57.520 -Mm-hmm? -We should count… 529 00:28:57.600 --> 00:28:58.840 -Okay. -…to three. 530 00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:02.480 One… two… 531 00:29:19.840 --> 00:29:20.840 I'll get it. 532 00:29:45.840 --> 00:29:47.160 You left this. 533 00:29:47.840 --> 00:29:49.040 Thanks. 534 00:29:49.120 --> 00:29:50.680 What is wrong with you? 535 00:29:50.760 --> 00:29:52.080 Um, p… pilates. 536 00:29:54.360 --> 00:29:56.800 How hilarious was last night? 537 00:29:57.480 --> 00:29:58.640 So fun. 538 00:29:59.840 --> 00:30:02.240 So um… I… 539 00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:07.080 Have you thought about what you're going to do afterwards? 540 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.200 -After what? -I assume you can't move in with Diego. 541 00:30:09.280 --> 00:30:10.920 -Ah shit! -I thought… 542 00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:15.640 if you have nowhere else to stay, our cottage is always free. 543 00:30:20.760 --> 00:30:22.280 He is cute. 544 00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:24.240 Is he? 545 00:30:24.320 --> 00:30:25.320 Yeah. 546 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.120 All right, I've got to go and fetch the kids. 547 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.840 Please remind me never to drink Miriam's kosher wine ever again. 548 00:30:36.800 --> 00:30:38.840 Never drink Miriam's kosher wine again. 549 00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:49.480 Ow. 550 00:31:04.800 --> 00:31:08.320 -Sondra? -Jerry, what the… Carla was just here. 551 00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:09.880 -What happened? -Pilates. 552 00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:11.360 I just came to apologize… mmh. 553 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.160 You can't. The construction worker is here. 554 00:31:13.800 --> 00:31:14.800 So? 555 00:31:16.080 --> 00:31:17.920 Look, I take full responsibility, okay? 556 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:19.160 -As you should. -But… 557 00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:20.640 -But what? -For the first time in years, 558 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:22.480 I felt something. 559 00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:25.920 In Judaism, right, there's this idea 560 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:28.120 that even before we're born, 561 00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:29.920 God has already decided who we're meant to be with. 562 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.760 It's like a… like a soul mate. 563 00:31:31.840 --> 00:31:33.480 -It's called b'sheirt. -Oh shit? 564 00:31:33.560 --> 00:31:34.880 -B'sheirt. -B'shat? 565 00:31:35.800 --> 00:31:36.880 It means destiny. 566 00:31:37.520 --> 00:31:39.400 I used to think Carla was mine and… 567 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:40.800 But then… 568 00:31:42.280 --> 00:31:44.240 Tell me you felt it? 569 00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:49.920 -Oh Jerry, this is wrong. -So you did feel something. 570 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:51.800 Carla is my best friend. 571 00:31:55.320 --> 00:31:57.440 Am I a total piece of shit 572 00:31:57.520 --> 00:32:00.600 if the only thing I feel guilty about is that I don't feel guilty. 573 00:32:10.800 --> 00:32:12.120 Jerry, you need to go. 574 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:13.680 Okay, okay, okay. But look. 575 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:15.560 At least, take this. 576 00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:16.760 What the fuck is that? 577 00:32:16.840 --> 00:32:18.280 Have you bought me a phone? 578 00:32:18.360 --> 00:32:19.960 We owe it to ourselves to see if there's something here. 579 00:32:20.040 --> 00:32:21.640 Are you fucking nuts, Jerry? 580 00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:25.560 No, Jerry. Pick that phone up. 581 00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:26.640 Jerry! 582 00:32:27.520 --> 00:32:29.440 Fuck. I really need to close my fucking gate! 583 00:32:48.360 --> 00:32:49.840 This better be good. 584 00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:52.680 Why? 585 00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:54.920 Who? 586 00:32:55.560 --> 00:32:56.560 What?! 587 00:32:56.640 --> 00:32:58.840 Lungi! For the BBC? 588 00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:00.880 Are you serious? 589 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.120 But wai… So…? 590 00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:04.200 No, I don't… I don't have to audition? 591 00:33:04.280 --> 00:33:06.120 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 592 00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.240 Okay, yeah I'll send them. Okay. Bye. 593 00:33:14.840 --> 00:33:16.560 I didn't mean to do that last one. 594 00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:17.720 Ah. 595 00:33:21.760 --> 00:33:24.440 F… 596 00:33:25.760 --> 00:33:27.240 So I'm done for the day. 597 00:33:27.320 --> 00:33:31.160 Please, baby Jesus, explain to me why I decided to make pastry. 598 00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:33.560 I mean, I should have just bought it from the store. 599 00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:34.920 Who you trying to impress? 600 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:36.040 My mother. 601 00:33:36.120 --> 00:33:37.680 She's coming to inspect the bathroom. 602 00:33:37.760 --> 00:33:38.760 Oh. 603 00:33:42.560 --> 00:33:45.800 What does 'cut in the cold fat' mean? 604 00:33:50.040 --> 00:33:52.560 I'm going to need a knife and flour. 605 00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:55.520 Knife and flour. 606 00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.560 Thank you. 607 00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:03.600 -Knife. -Oh. 608 00:34:07.560 --> 00:34:08.639 There you go. 609 00:34:11.480 --> 00:34:13.440 I think we're going to need some music. 610 00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:15.920 -Does that thing work? -Yeah. 611 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.040 Okay. 612 00:34:17.560 --> 00:34:19.600 -Marlene. -Cute. 613 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:23.440 Fuck. 614 00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:04.120 ♪ Mister ♪ 615 00:35:05.120 --> 00:35:07.640 ♪ Your eyes are full of hesitation ♪ 616 00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:11.840 ♪ Sure makes me wonder ♪ 617 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.400 ♪ If you know what you're looking for ♪ 618 00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:19.800 ♪ Baby ♪ 619 00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:23.400 ♪ I want to keep my reputation ♪ 620 00:35:25.640 --> 00:35:27.480 ♪ I'm the sensation ♪ 621 00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:31.160 ♪ You try me once you back for more ♪ 622 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:35.640 ♪ Oh, yes sir ♪ 623 00:35:35.720 --> 00:35:37.080 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 624 00:35:37.640 --> 00:35:40.800 ♪ But I need a certain song ♪ 625 00:35:41.720 --> 00:35:42.840 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 626 00:35:49.160 --> 00:35:50.880 ♪ Oh, yes sir ♪ 627 00:35:51.520 --> 00:35:52.800 ♪ I can boogie ♪ 628 00:35:53.520 --> 00:35:57.000 ♪ If you say you can't go wrong ♪ 629 00:36:08.680 --> 00:36:09.680 Done. 630 00:36:10.720 --> 00:36:11.960 That was impressive. 631 00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:16.560 Pastry-making or seducing women through the power of dance? 632 00:36:16.640 --> 00:36:18.080 Huh uh… 633 00:36:19.080 --> 00:36:21.960 It turns out once you get divorced, you find time for a lot of things. 634 00:36:22.040 --> 00:36:23.360 Like cooking shows. 635 00:36:24.680 --> 00:36:26.240 -You're divorced? -Mm-hmm. 636 00:36:27.720 --> 00:36:28.880 Sorry. I'm sorry. 637 00:36:30.520 --> 00:36:32.480 So who was that guy, is… 638 00:36:32.560 --> 00:36:34.080 Is he the new boyfriend? 639 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:36.280 No, he's my… 640 00:36:37.120 --> 00:36:38.520 Cou… He's my cousin. 641 00:36:38.600 --> 00:36:41.240 Look. Sorry. It's none of my business. 642 00:36:42.600 --> 00:36:43.680 I'll see you tomorrow. 643 00:36:46.240 --> 00:36:47.640 -Grant. -Mm-hmm? 644 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:51.360 Thank you. Very much. 645 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.240 Thirty minutes. 646 00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:56.080 Oh, yeah the… 30. 647 00:36:56.160 --> 00:36:57.800 -Thirty? -Thirty. 648 00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:16.520 Hey, babes, I just saw Noms 649 00:37:16.600 --> 00:37:20.040 and she couldn't stop talking about how funny last night was. 650 00:37:20.120 --> 00:37:21.640 You getting rimmed. 651 00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:34.640 Sorry babe, I pressed send too early because I was still laughing at the image. 652 00:37:34.720 --> 00:37:37.440 I'm just, I'm just saying you need to unc-- 653 00:37:45.560 --> 00:37:47.040 I'm very disappointed. 654 00:37:47.120 --> 00:37:48.760 The tiles, everything. So cheap. 655 00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:50.680 Well, you didn't give me a very big budget. 656 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.280 You've always had such cheap taste. 657 00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:57.040 Like that drug addict who wore the false Ralph Lauren shirts 658 00:37:57.120 --> 00:38:00.680 and sold all of your shoes to buy more drugs, every single pair. 659 00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:01.800 I mean all of them. 660 00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:04.920 Well, you won't be having your flings when you move back into our house. 661 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:06.000 When what? 662 00:38:06.640 --> 00:38:08.520 -Not in a million years. -Where are you going to go then? 663 00:38:08.600 --> 00:38:10.040 -Huh? What?! -Carla's cottage. 664 00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:12.880 The tiles are cheap! 665 00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:15.840 You need to take them all back and get better ones. 666 00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:17.840 -With what money? -I mean, look at Raquel. 667 00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:20.440 She has a husband, a home, a baby. 668 00:38:20.520 --> 00:38:22.720 And she didn't buy cheap tiles for her bathroom. 669 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:24.880 I'm going to be on the BBC. 670 00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.040 You're too old to be on the BBC. 671 00:38:27.120 --> 00:38:29.520 No, I'm not. I got the job today. 672 00:38:29.600 --> 00:38:32.080 For a TV show and I didn't even audition. 673 00:38:32.160 --> 00:38:34.560 They asked for me. 674 00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:40.360 What do you want me to do? Hmm? 675 00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:41.760 You want me to just… 676 00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:44.560 …marry the first man who comes along and buys me flowers 677 00:38:44.640 --> 00:38:46.640 and be miserable for the rest of my life just to make you happy. 678 00:38:46.720 --> 00:38:50.120 Yes! Better miserable with a husband than miserable without. 679 00:38:50.200 --> 00:38:52.200 Would you please answer your phone? 680 00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:53.680 It's not my ph… 681 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:06.880 Hello? 682 00:39:09.640 --> 00:39:12.640 I'm having dinner with my parents right now. 683 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:18.480 What?! No, I'm not sending you a photo of what I'm wearing. Fuck! 684 00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:25.800 -Why do you have two phones? -Don't know. 685 00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:41.880 Excuse me. 686 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.480 That sister of yours has some real problems. 687 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:16.960 Oh. 688 00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:24.680 Oh, Jesus. 689 00:40:39.200 --> 00:40:40.680 -Dick. -Who's a dick now? 690 00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:42.240 No, my cousin. 691 00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.640 How did you get in here? 692 00:40:43.720 --> 00:40:46.240 Really need to start closing your gate at night, babe. 693 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:47.440 Oh, fuck! 694 00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.920 -What's wrong? -Something's up with Jerry, babe. 695 00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:03.840 You know I give him that once-a-month hand job? 696 00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.000 -His reward for putting up with you? -Sex is currency. 697 00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.960 Last night, he said he was too tired. 698 00:41:12.680 --> 00:41:14.280 Oh no. 699 00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:18.760 Maybe he was too tired. 700 00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:21.640 This is Jerry we are talking about, Son. 701 00:41:21.720 --> 00:41:24.000 Something is up with him, I know it. 702 00:41:24.080 --> 00:41:26.280 And I'm going to find out what or more like who? 703 00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:27.920 What? Don't. God. 704 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.200 Jerry would… Jerry would never cheat on you. 705 00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:36.320 Who is messaging? 706 00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:37.720 My sister. We're fighting. 707 00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:38.800 Car… 708 00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:40.840 You're being paranoid. 709 00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:42.920 Jerry would never do that. 710 00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:47.440 I have to go. I've got to go. 711 00:41:47.520 --> 00:41:48.760 We start 712 00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:52.080 shooting today, with BBC. 713 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.440 I'm telling you, something's up with that schmuck. 714 00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:02.160 BBC. BBC. BBC. 715 00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:05.360 Keys, keys. Fuck. Keys. Keys. 716 00:42:07.640 --> 00:42:08.880 Oh. 717 00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.400 -Hey. -Hey. Grant. 718 00:42:11.160 --> 00:42:14.040 -What are you doing here? -I'm renovating your bathroom? 719 00:42:14.120 --> 00:42:15.720 Right. Oh, shit. 720 00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.160 -What? -Uh… My mom hated it. 721 00:42:18.240 --> 00:42:20.800 -The pie? -No, no, no. The pie was delicious. 722 00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:23.800 The tiles. She hates the tiles. She thinks that they look cheap. 723 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:25.640 And I have to go back to the store and get new ones. 724 00:42:25.720 --> 00:42:27.720 -You're kidding. -And she's insisting I pay the excess. 725 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.840 -That's insane. -You are more than welcome 726 00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.120 to argue with my mother, Grant. 727 00:42:31.200 --> 00:42:33.120 Yeah. No. 728 00:42:33.200 --> 00:42:35.760 I mean, look, you can use my tradesman's discount if you want. 729 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:40.040 Or I can take you back to the tile and tap depot this afternoon. 730 00:42:41.080 --> 00:42:43.160 -Seriously? -Hmm. 731 00:42:43.240 --> 00:42:44.280 -Thank you. -Okay. 732 00:42:45.600 --> 00:42:47.440 Ooh. I should go. My Uber's here. 733 00:42:47.520 --> 00:42:50.120 Start uh… Start filming today. 734 00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:51.800 With the BBC. 735 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:55.320 You know, before you I never met anyone on TV, 736 00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:58.040 let alone the BBC. 737 00:42:58.120 --> 00:42:59.680 It's a historical re-enactment. 738 00:43:00.240 --> 00:43:01.360 Hmm. Period piece. 739 00:43:04.040 --> 00:43:06.240 Girl, your brows were made for this role. 740 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.320 Thank you. 741 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:10.920 Lungi! 742 00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.720 When you said this was a historical reenactment. 743 00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:14.800 Cut! 744 00:43:15.720 --> 00:43:17.000 Um… look, 745 00:43:17.080 --> 00:43:19.440 you've really got to get into the physicality of it. 746 00:43:19.520 --> 00:43:21.040 Right? You're an early human. 747 00:43:21.120 --> 00:43:22.960 You don't even have a language yet. 748 00:43:23.040 --> 00:43:25.560 So use your body to communicate. 749 00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:28.040 And attract. 750 00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:30.520 Sure. Yeah. Got it. 751 00:43:30.600 --> 00:43:32.360 -Great. -Cool. 752 00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:41.840 And… action! 753 00:43:50.720 --> 00:43:51.720 Cut. 754 00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:52.880 Stop right there. 755 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.520 I'm just going to cue you. Okay? 756 00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:57.560 -Cool. -Cool. So, um, hunch down. 757 00:43:59.040 --> 00:44:00.040 Lower. 758 00:44:00.720 --> 00:44:01.720 Good. 759 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:04.120 Um, now use your body to, to find him. 760 00:44:04.200 --> 00:44:05.200 Look for him. 761 00:44:07.120 --> 00:44:08.520 You look for your mate. 762 00:44:08.600 --> 00:44:09.720 Look around. 763 00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:11.000 Turn left. Turn right. 764 00:44:11.600 --> 00:44:12.600 Up. Down. 765 00:44:14.080 --> 00:44:15.880 Great. You see him. 766 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:17.200 Now attract. 767 00:44:19.160 --> 00:44:20.360 No, don't pout. 768 00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:22.240 Scowl. Let me see those teeth. 769 00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.800 Scowl. Cut. 770 00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:26.040 What the fuck is a mating dance? 771 00:44:26.120 --> 00:44:29.720 A ritualistic dance that gets performed before the actual mating ritual. 772 00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:30.920 We do it all the time. 773 00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:34.120 Okay, fine. But like, does it have to be so… 774 00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.800 Does it have to be so unattractive? 775 00:44:38.680 --> 00:44:41.520 Your agent said that you have experience in physical theatre? 776 00:44:41.600 --> 00:44:42.600 I do. 777 00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:43.840 So what's the problem? 778 00:44:45.080 --> 00:44:47.680 If you're unhappy with what is required, 779 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:49.080 then we can just recast. 780 00:44:51.240 --> 00:44:55.800 ♪ Girl, I wanna go to this dance ♪ 781 00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:59.760 ♪ Can't you see? ♪ 782 00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:03.400 ♪ All I wanna do is be free ♪ 783 00:45:03.480 --> 00:45:06.600 ♪ Free, free, free ♪ 784 00:45:15.240 --> 00:45:16.480 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 785 00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:18.920 Okay. 786 00:45:20.640 --> 00:45:22.720 -My big role for the BBC? -Mm-hmm. 787 00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:24.600 Turns out I'm a fucking Neanderthal. 788 00:45:25.240 --> 00:45:26.440 And a horny one at that. 789 00:45:26.520 --> 00:45:28.600 I nearly threw out my back from all the dry humping. 790 00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:31.960 Why don't you just quit? 791 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.440 There must be loads of work waiting for you. Hmm? 792 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:37.400 No? 793 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:47.000 What about the tile shop? 794 00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:49.600 We're detouring. 795 00:45:50.240 --> 00:45:52.440 Why do I need to leave my bag in the car? 796 00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:57.840 And now? 797 00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:00.200 Just follow me. 798 00:46:02.720 --> 00:46:04.360 What are we doing here? 799 00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:08.960 Gents, can I have the yellow one, please? 800 00:46:09.680 --> 00:46:10.720 Just mind your step. 801 00:46:11.440 --> 00:46:12.440 Oh, thank you. 802 00:46:13.040 --> 00:46:14.880 Oh no, I'm not… 803 00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:17.480 I'm not getting in that thing. This water is… 804 00:46:18.040 --> 00:46:19.120 gross. 805 00:46:19.200 --> 00:46:21.680 It actually comes straight from a spring in the Magaliesburg. 806 00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:23.200 Yeah, I don't care. 807 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:24.720 That is hideous. 808 00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:26.760 I'm not getting in the boat, Grant. 809 00:46:37.160 --> 00:46:38.280 Close your eyes. 810 00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:43.760 Close your eyes. 811 00:46:46.240 --> 00:46:47.760 Take it all in and… 812 00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:51.720 feel the air on your skin. 813 00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:54.480 Just enjoy it. 814 00:46:57.040 --> 00:46:59.080 You know I often just come here just to… 815 00:47:00.520 --> 00:47:02.280 just to feel present. 816 00:47:04.160 --> 00:47:05.680 Being on the water just… 817 00:47:07.560 --> 00:47:08.760 makes me feel alive. 818 00:47:27.160 --> 00:47:29.000 Carla says I should give up acting. 819 00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:36.320 She says that dreams in your thirties are embarrassing. 820 00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:37.400 What do you think? 821 00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:40.520 I think, um… 822 00:47:44.560 --> 00:47:45.840 Sometimes I… 823 00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:49.720 I feel like I'm not living the life I was supposed to be. 824 00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:50.880 Or something. 825 00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.560 Who decides what life you're supposed to be living? 826 00:47:55.240 --> 00:47:56.560 Everyone who is not me. 827 00:47:56.640 --> 00:47:57.920 You can decide. 828 00:47:58.560 --> 00:47:59.920 I mean, you can decide 829 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:02.160 who you want to be or 830 00:48:03.120 --> 00:48:04.360 what you wanna do. 831 00:48:24.120 --> 00:48:25.640 Do… Do these look cheap? 832 00:48:25.720 --> 00:48:26.880 I'm not even sure what that means. 833 00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:29.400 Fuck. 834 00:48:29.480 --> 00:48:32.760 Instead of buying tiles and then replacing them, 835 00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:35.800 why didn't your mother just give you a bigger budget in the first place? 836 00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:37.800 Talking about my mother here, Grant. 837 00:48:38.600 --> 00:48:39.760 What does that mean? 838 00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:43.360 You… 839 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:47.280 You just flush money down the toilet, Sondra. 840 00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:49.240 No wonder you're not married. 841 00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:51.240 Men will take one look at you and run away 842 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:53.880 because they know you're going to waste their money! 843 00:48:56.760 --> 00:48:58.360 She can't say those things to you. 844 00:48:59.040 --> 00:49:02.160 You know, I've had a lot of disappointments in my life, Sondra. 845 00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.800 But you are by far the biggest. 846 00:49:08.360 --> 00:49:09.440 You're kidding, right? 847 00:49:10.240 --> 00:49:11.640 Everyone's got parents, right? 848 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:17.280 Mine are just finely attuned to improving me. 849 00:49:18.920 --> 00:49:20.960 Well, you make it sound so funny. 850 00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:22.920 It's not funny at all. 851 00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:28.880 These are beautiful. 852 00:49:31.160 --> 00:49:32.160 Jokes. 853 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:35.440 It's not so bad. 854 00:49:35.520 --> 00:49:37.680 Ah, I guess I could just go with these. 855 00:49:41.880 --> 00:49:42.920 -Hi. -I need you. 856 00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:44.080 Like, right now. 857 00:49:44.160 --> 00:49:46.240 -It's a motherfucking emergency. -I'm at the tile shop. 858 00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:47.400 Which one? 859 00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:05.440 I found it in Jerry's gym bag 860 00:50:05.520 --> 00:50:07.920 as I was fishing out his disgusting sweat-encrusted socks. 861 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:09.360 It's a secret phone. 862 00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:11.320 And then I found this. 863 00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:13.920 What… What is that? 864 00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:15.440 Are you blind, it's a vagina. 865 00:50:15.520 --> 00:50:17.400 Although the wax job makes it look more like Friar Tuck. 866 00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:20.160 -It's not that bad. -It's practically a comb-over. 867 00:50:20.240 --> 00:50:21.280 It's not the point. 868 00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:23.800 That motherfucker is having a motherfucking affair. 869 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:27.600 Some cunt sent him a picture of her actual cunt and I'm going to kill him. 870 00:50:27.680 --> 00:50:30.040 Then I'm going to kill the bitch who stole my husband. 871 00:50:30.120 --> 00:50:32.480 -You are jumping to conclusions. -Conclusions? 872 00:50:32.560 --> 00:50:34.680 It's not my vagina, is it? 873 00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:36.360 Jesus, I can't believe you're on his side. 874 00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:38.000 -I'm not on his side. -Bullshit! 875 00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:40.240 -Grant! -Wait. What are you doing? 876 00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:41.680 Where are you going? What's happening? 877 00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:43.720 I'm trying to get sympathy from someone, Sondra. 878 00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:46.120 Okay. Just leave Grant out of this. Just… 879 00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:49.920 The owner of that vagina is a piece of shit. 880 00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:50.880 Thank you. 881 00:50:52.080 --> 00:50:53.680 -Are you okay? -Quiet, Grant. 882 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:54.600 ‎Sorry. 883 00:50:56.040 --> 00:50:57.920 -What are you doing? -I'm joining Tinder. 884 00:50:58.000 --> 00:50:59.280 -Carla. -Don't judge me. 885 00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.400 I've been waiting to do this for years. 886 00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:03.120 And I'm going to get half of everything. 887 00:51:03.200 --> 00:51:05.120 More than half and I'm moving in with you. 888 00:51:05.200 --> 00:51:06.560 What?! What about the kids? 889 00:51:06.640 --> 00:51:08.160 I need a break. 890 00:51:08.240 --> 00:51:10.240 Jerry has no idea how hard it is 891 00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:12.040 looking after them day in, day out. 892 00:51:12.120 --> 00:51:13.920 My parents are about to kick me out, Car. 893 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:16.160 So we'll find a place together. It'll be like old times. 894 00:51:16.240 --> 00:51:17.840 No, no, no. You're not thinking clearly. 895 00:51:18.840 --> 00:51:19.920 I think I am. 896 00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:23.440 Party at ours tonight. 897 00:51:25.720 --> 00:51:27.160 Thank you so much, Grant. 898 00:51:27.240 --> 00:51:28.400 Sorry about this. 899 00:51:28.480 --> 00:51:30.840 I just, I can't have a party without a toilet, you know? 900 00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:32.320 No problem. 901 00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:33.640 I've been in Carla's position, 902 00:51:33.720 --> 00:51:36.040 so I get the need to blow off some steam. 903 00:51:37.600 --> 00:51:42.760 Do you want to, uh, stay for the party? 904 00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:45.440 Okay. 905 00:51:47.040 --> 00:51:47.880 ‎ 906 00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:53.320 Yes. Yes. 907 00:51:53.400 --> 00:51:54.400 Yes. 908 00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:56.560 Oh, God. He's gross but yes. 909 00:51:56.640 --> 00:51:58.600 -Yes. Yes. -Hey! 910 00:52:01.680 --> 00:52:02.680 Apollo! 911 00:52:03.240 --> 00:52:04.240 Apollo. 912 00:52:05.240 --> 00:52:06.440 Look at him. 913 00:52:30.640 --> 00:52:32.360 Sure know how to throw a party. 914 00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:46.640 You okay? 915 00:52:46.720 --> 00:52:48.240 I honestly don't know. 916 00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:12.880 God, you guys are so boring. 917 00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.840 Come to the bathroom. I've got a surprise. Come. 918 00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:17.520 Come to the bathroom. 919 00:53:17.600 --> 00:53:19.640 I’ve gotta surprise for you. 920 00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:24.240 Oh! Whoa! 921 00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:30.920 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 922 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:32.560 No, thanks. I don't do coke. 923 00:53:32.640 --> 00:53:34.840 It's one little line. It's not gonna hurt you. 924 00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:36.280 No, I'm… I'm good. 925 00:53:37.120 --> 00:53:39.560 Look, after my wife left me, I hit rock bottom 926 00:53:39.640 --> 00:53:41.240 and I don't want to go back there. 927 00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:43.440 So I think I should leave. 928 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.520 Hmm. Guess he's scratched off your list. 929 00:53:54.600 --> 00:53:56.280 Divorced and a drug addict. 930 00:53:56.360 --> 00:53:58.480 Two no-nos for Son-son. 931 00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:00.320 Hmm. 932 00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:08.880 Do that again. 933 00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:12.080 Faster, pony. 934 00:54:12.160 --> 00:54:13.800 Harder, pony. 935 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.440 Oh, you're so close. 936 00:54:15.520 --> 00:54:17.920 So close to winning the Derby. 937 00:54:34.680 --> 00:54:35.680 Son? 938 00:54:37.560 --> 00:54:38.640 Son, wake up! 939 00:54:45.520 --> 00:54:47.800 I banged Apollo. I banged the fucking drug dealer. 940 00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:49.840 -I know. I heard. -I think he stole my phone. 941 00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:52.000 I don't remember if we used a condom. 942 00:54:52.080 --> 00:54:53.840 I'm fucking insane. 943 00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:55.360 Okay. What do we do? 944 00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:56.960 Well I, I need a bunch of tests. 945 00:54:57.040 --> 00:54:58.120 All the tests. 946 00:54:58.200 --> 00:55:01.680 And I need you to go out and get me the morning-after pill right now. 947 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:03.640 -Please. Please. -No. You go. 948 00:55:03.720 --> 00:55:06.120 Are you gonna help me look after baby Apollo? 949 00:55:06.200 --> 00:55:08.880 Because I can feel this little embryo growing inside me 950 00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:11.680 while we sit around here debating the fucking issue. 951 00:55:18.200 --> 00:55:19.240 Jesus. 952 00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:20.360 Thank you. 953 00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:24.440 All right, guys. 954 00:55:24.520 --> 00:55:26.200 Daddy's got to go and talk to Aunty Son. 955 00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:27.520 Just hold on for a minute. 956 00:55:27.600 --> 00:55:29.360 Jerry, what the actual fuck? 957 00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:31.160 Carla is inside the house. 958 00:55:31.240 --> 00:55:32.240 What?! 959 00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:34.600 -I thought she would have gone to a hotel. -No, she's inside. 960 00:55:34.680 --> 00:55:35.960 -Look, we need to talk. -About what? 961 00:55:36.040 --> 00:55:37.440 You can't just shut me out. 962 00:55:38.160 --> 00:55:40.120 -We're in this together. -No, Jerry, we're not. 963 00:55:40.200 --> 00:55:41.200 Piss off, Jerry. 964 00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:43.000 Look, I am out here in the middle of the street. 965 00:55:43.080 --> 00:55:45.240 -My wife is crashing-- -Shut up! Shut up! 966 00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:48.120 My wife is crashing on your couch. My kids are in the car raising hell. 967 00:55:48.200 --> 00:55:50.840 Now, I am not going anywhere until you say something to me. 968 00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:55.120 You need to crack a window for them. 969 00:55:55.200 --> 00:55:56.760 Huh? Oh, shit. 970 00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:58.840 I am so sorry. I am so sorry. 971 00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:00.000 Okay. Daddy's here. 972 00:56:00.080 --> 00:56:01.360 Okay. Okay. Okay. 973 00:56:02.240 --> 00:56:04.160 -You are the one who kissed me. -No, I wasn't! 974 00:56:04.240 --> 00:56:06.280 Yes, you did. You opened this door. 975 00:56:14.040 --> 00:56:16.480 The number you have dialled is unavailable. 976 00:56:16.560 --> 00:56:18.080 Please try again later. 977 00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:27.800 Oh, you found your phone. 978 00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:29.080 It's Jerry's phone. 979 00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:35.480 -Do you think this is a good one? -What? 980 00:56:35.560 --> 00:56:36.640 The vagina. 981 00:56:38.280 --> 00:56:39.400 It's average. 982 00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:41.240 Clearly better than mine. 983 00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.040 Since we had Levi, it's never been the same. 984 00:56:44.680 --> 00:56:46.800 Jerry loves you for more than your vagina, Carla. 985 00:56:51.600 --> 00:56:53.960 I really fucked up, Son. 986 00:56:55.080 --> 00:56:58.560 I can't believe I cheated on Jerry last night. 987 00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:06.040 You know, as I was um… screwing Apollo, 988 00:57:06.120 --> 00:57:08.080 all I could think about was Jerry. 989 00:57:09.120 --> 00:57:12.320 How he… runs me a bubble bath 990 00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:14.840 when he knows the kids are getting too much. 991 00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:17.880 How he tells me I look gorgeous, 992 00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:20.120 even though I know I look terrible. 993 00:57:21.640 --> 00:57:23.360 How he lets me binge-watch series 994 00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:26.160 by taking the kids to Tasha's. 995 00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:29.440 How he… he listens. 996 00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:32.000 Really listens. 997 00:57:35.240 --> 00:57:36.880 I miss him. 998 00:57:38.560 --> 00:57:39.560 Son. 999 00:57:40.680 --> 00:57:42.080 I even miss his… 1000 00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:46.480 crotchy Spandex cycling pants. 1001 00:57:49.880 --> 00:57:50.880 Do… 1002 00:57:51.520 --> 00:57:53.440 Do you think he'll take me back? 1003 00:57:53.520 --> 00:57:56.200 Of course, he's going to take you back. 1004 00:57:57.560 --> 00:57:59.000 Everything's going to be okay. 1005 00:58:06.680 --> 00:58:08.080 Where are you going? 1006 00:58:08.160 --> 00:58:09.400 I… I can't. 1007 00:58:09.480 --> 00:58:13.560 I can't run you a hot, essential oil bubble bath because… 1008 00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:15.920 um… 1009 00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.960 But I can go to the store and I can get us some food before we die. 1010 00:58:20.040 --> 00:58:21.280 Oh, thank God. 1011 00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:27.960 Hello? 1012 00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:29.520 Hey, it's me. 1013 00:58:41.080 --> 00:58:42.160 Hey. 1014 00:58:42.240 --> 00:58:43.280 Hey. 1015 00:58:46.120 --> 00:58:47.200 It's good to see you. 1016 00:58:52.080 --> 00:58:53.240 I did kiss you. 1017 00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:57.840 I'm the one who started this whole thing and… 1018 00:58:59.920 --> 00:59:02.160 Jerry, you have to understand, we're friends. 1019 00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:06.800 There's nothing more between us. And there never will be. 1020 00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:09.360 I felt something real. 1021 00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.360 Yeah, fine. There was… 1022 00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:14.560 There was something real. But it cannot be between you and me. 1023 00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:20.320 I… 1024 00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:22.960 I want someone who treats me the way you treat Carla. 1025 00:59:25.240 --> 00:59:27.920 And I was looking for that in the wrong place and I'm… 1026 00:59:28.680 --> 00:59:29.800 Fuck, I'm sorry. 1027 00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:37.560 Well… 1028 00:59:39.080 --> 00:59:40.440 That sucks. 1029 00:59:40.520 --> 00:59:42.440 Jerry, I know Carla's difficult. 1030 00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:45.880 But you guys have a whole world together. 1031 00:59:47.040 --> 00:59:50.880 You've literally loved her since the moment you saw her on stage at varsity. 1032 00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:52.840 And she loves you too. 1033 00:59:54.120 --> 00:59:55.640 More than she will ever admit. 1034 01:00:01.160 --> 01:00:02.600 This really sucks. 1035 01:00:05.120 --> 01:00:07.240 Everything's going to be okay. 1036 01:00:08.600 --> 01:00:10.320 Yeah, what do you know? 1037 01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:17.080 Okay, bye. 1038 01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:47.240 ‎Fuck! Fuck! 1039 01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:23.760 Jerry. 1040 01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:25.440 Carla. 1041 01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:32.080 -Where are the kids? -They're with Precious. 1042 01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:36.440 I want to come home. 1043 01:01:36.520 --> 01:01:38.680 I'm willing to forgive you for the affair. 1044 01:01:41.880 --> 01:01:43.840 But then maybe I'm not willing 1045 01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:47.080 to forgive you for being a total asshole just yet. 1046 01:01:47.160 --> 01:01:49.080 -I don't think you understand-- -Do you have any idea 1047 01:01:49.160 --> 01:01:50.800 how much I've changed for you. 1048 01:01:51.680 --> 01:01:54.480 I mean, I've worked hard to be the man that you want me to be, 1049 01:01:54.560 --> 01:01:57.440 to be the husband and father that you want me to be. 1050 01:01:57.520 --> 01:01:59.400 But it's never good enough. 1051 01:01:59.480 --> 01:02:02.840 I stuck by you when you were breaking up with me all the time in varsity. 1052 01:02:02.920 --> 01:02:04.920 I stuck by you when you gave up on your dreams. 1053 01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:07.400 Through all your bad behaviour, I was there. 1054 01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:09.920 I am still here. 1055 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.840 Look, if you want to stay, fine. 1056 01:02:15.520 --> 01:02:17.400 But then we need to fix our shit. 1057 01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:21.120 And you need to stop treating me like a punching bag 1058 01:02:21.200 --> 01:02:22.240 and start treating… 1059 01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:25.600 and start treating me as a partner. 1060 01:02:32.720 --> 01:02:33.720 Okay. 1061 01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:35.680 Okay? 1062 01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:56.760 Mommy! 1063 01:02:57.320 --> 01:02:58.520 You're kissing! 1064 01:02:58.600 --> 01:03:00.640 Just like Daddy and Auntie Sondra. 1065 01:03:04.280 --> 01:03:07.040 -Son. Sondra? -I… Look, I can explain. 1066 01:03:08.520 --> 01:03:10.440 -Carla. Baby. Carla. -Don't! 1067 01:03:31.240 --> 01:03:33.160 It's so gorgeous. Thank you. 1068 01:03:33.240 --> 01:03:35.040 I'm just trying to impress your mom. 1069 01:03:39.040 --> 01:03:40.440 So I have something to ask you. 1070 01:03:41.120 --> 01:03:42.880 And it's totally cool if it's not your thing. 1071 01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:47.600 So I need to make a video for social media to boost my business. 1072 01:03:47.680 --> 01:03:50.520 And I thought maybe if you wanted, 1073 01:03:50.600 --> 01:03:51.960 you could act in it. 1074 01:03:52.640 --> 01:03:53.960 I'd pay you, of course. 1075 01:03:55.600 --> 01:03:57.680 -Um… -It's totally not your thing, hey? 1076 01:03:57.760 --> 01:03:59.840 -It's not your thing. It's totally cool. -No… 1077 01:03:59.920 --> 01:04:01.360 -I'm flattered. No, no, no. -It's fine. 1078 01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:03.440 -It's okay. -Okay no. Ask me again. Do it again. 1079 01:04:03.520 --> 01:04:04.600 Ask me. Go. 1080 01:04:04.680 --> 01:04:06.360 -Um… -Sondra! 1081 01:04:09.200 --> 01:04:10.680 Two seconds. 1082 01:04:11.680 --> 01:04:13.800 Pull up your skirt and show me your vagina. 1083 01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:19.000 -Huh? -Lift up your fucking skirt, Sondra. 1084 01:04:20.040 --> 01:04:22.560 -Is everything okay? -I'm not going to ask you again. 1085 01:04:22.640 --> 01:04:23.680 Lift up your skirt. 1086 01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.120 What's… What's going on? Some cunt 1087 01:04:27.200 --> 01:04:30.080 sent this photo to my husband, Grant. 1088 01:04:30.160 --> 01:04:35.160 And I'm pretty sure that that botched wax job belongs to that bitch. 1089 01:04:44.200 --> 01:04:46.120 Grant, I can explain. I can… 1090 01:04:48.560 --> 01:04:50.800 Show me. I want to see for myself. 1091 01:05:15.600 --> 01:05:16.640 You know what? 1092 01:05:17.520 --> 01:05:19.880 Enjoy your fucked-up life. 1093 01:05:26.600 --> 01:05:27.520 Grant. 1094 01:05:28.200 --> 01:05:32.160 -Grant, I can absolutely explain. -You know, I never took you… 1095 01:05:33.200 --> 01:05:34.720 took you for a horrible person. 1096 01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:37.240 A mess. Yes. 1097 01:05:38.040 --> 01:05:39.800 Shallow? Maybe. 1098 01:05:40.520 --> 01:05:42.440 Entitled? Absolutely. 1099 01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:45.520 Like… I took a chance 1100 01:05:46.680 --> 01:05:48.760 and then you have an affair with your best friend's husband. 1101 01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:50.040 I didn't have an affair. 1102 01:05:50.120 --> 01:05:52.120 It was just a kiss and a… and a picture. 1103 01:05:52.200 --> 01:05:53.280 But that's… that's all. 1104 01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:54.760 No one deserves to be cheated on. 1105 01:05:54.840 --> 01:05:56.680 -I didn't cheat. No, please… -No one! 1106 01:05:58.320 --> 01:05:59.440 Trust me. 1107 01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:03.320 Grant, please do… I don… 1108 01:06:17.200 --> 01:06:18.200 Cut! 1109 01:06:19.680 --> 01:06:21.160 I don't know. Like… 1110 01:06:21.240 --> 01:06:22.960 It feels kind of forced. 1111 01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.520 -It's a plastic doll. -The doll I'm buying. 1112 01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:30.440 Look, I know that this is a very vulnerable scene but 1113 01:06:30.520 --> 01:06:33.640 it's about a real elemental intensity. 1114 01:06:33.720 --> 01:06:34.720 Right? 1115 01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:36.880 So, a deep kind of pain. 1116 01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:39.480 If there's anything from your past that you can use, 1117 01:06:39.560 --> 01:06:42.880 that you can bring to this moment, then now is the time. 1118 01:06:43.640 --> 01:06:44.640 Right? 1119 01:06:45.160 --> 01:06:46.240 Perfect. 1120 01:06:47.520 --> 01:06:48.920 And action! 1121 01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:23.600 Yes, yes. Keep going! 1122 01:07:23.680 --> 01:07:25.240 Keep going. Whatever you're using, 1123 01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:26.640 whatever you're doing. 1124 01:07:26.720 --> 01:07:28.200 It's amazing. 1125 01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:37.160 ‎ 1126 01:07:54.800 --> 01:07:55.920 Fuck. 1127 01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:35.359 Inside voices. 1128 01:08:35.439 --> 01:08:37.720 Kaylah, don't. Hello. 1129 01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:40.880 It's me. Can I come in? 1130 01:09:00.080 --> 01:09:01.800 Fucking Joburg. 1131 01:09:22.120 --> 01:09:23.120 Carla. 1132 01:09:24.120 --> 01:09:25.120 Carla! 1133 01:09:25.200 --> 01:09:27.279 Get the fuck out here. 1134 01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:29.600 -Carla! -Fuck off, Sondra. 1135 01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:35.399 Jerry. Jerry! 1136 01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:39.080 -Sondra, don't. -Get outside and fucking talk to me. 1137 01:09:39.160 --> 01:09:41.160 -Put that thing down then. -Fine. 1138 01:09:47.479 --> 01:09:48.680 What is on your face? 1139 01:09:48.760 --> 01:09:49.800 The BBC. 1140 01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:52.080 Now, I'm fucking sorry, but fuck you. 1141 01:09:53.040 --> 01:09:54.240 What?! 1142 01:09:54.320 --> 01:09:55.600 You heard me. 1143 01:09:57.760 --> 01:10:01.280 You kissed my husband and exposed yourself to him. 1144 01:10:01.360 --> 01:10:04.360 You humiliated me on my 40th birthday. 1145 01:10:04.440 --> 01:10:08.360 -You make me feel like a piece of shit. -You undermine me every chance you get. 1146 01:10:08.440 --> 01:10:11.320 You fucking hijacked my life at that audition. 1147 01:10:11.400 --> 01:10:12.440 For the last time! 1148 01:10:13.160 --> 01:10:15.080 I was trying to be supportive. 1149 01:10:15.160 --> 01:10:16.880 I didn't know they were going to audition me. 1150 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:19.240 -Then why did you know all the lines? -I helped you rehearse. 1151 01:10:19.320 --> 01:10:22.440 -You are the fucking worst! -You're not fucking better than me. 1152 01:10:26.240 --> 01:10:27.680 I did not destroy your life. 1153 01:10:29.320 --> 01:10:31.440 You were doing a very good job on your own. 1154 01:10:38.560 --> 01:10:40.080 Does Jerry know about Apollo? 1155 01:10:44.840 --> 01:10:46.680 Don't you fucking dare. 1156 01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:49.880 Jesus. 1157 01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:46.960 So I need to tell you the truth. 1158 01:12:47.040 --> 01:12:50.480 I had sex with someone on the night 1159 01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:53.640 that I found Sondra's vagina selfie on your phone. 1160 01:12:54.480 --> 01:12:56.680 His name is Apollo. He's a drug dealer. 1161 01:12:59.120 --> 01:13:00.240 I'm so sorry. 1162 01:13:01.560 --> 01:13:03.080 I was so angry. 1163 01:13:03.160 --> 01:13:05.680 And I know that's no excuse. 1164 01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:11.880 Hmm. 1165 01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:18.080 Was uh… 1166 01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:21.040 Was it good? 1167 01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:23.880 -What? -Was… Was it good? 1168 01:13:24.440 --> 01:13:25.840 It was… 1169 01:13:29.240 --> 01:13:30.400 th… thrilling. 1170 01:13:38.400 --> 01:13:40.160 No, babe. Hey. Hey. 1171 01:13:40.240 --> 01:13:41.240 It's okay. 1172 01:13:42.160 --> 01:13:43.160 It's okay. 1173 01:13:45.240 --> 01:13:46.240 Tell me about it. 1174 01:13:52.320 --> 01:13:53.960 If you remember um… 1175 01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:55.800 Sisko. 1176 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.640 My… my horse from when I was 1177 01:14:00.480 --> 01:14:01.760 -young. -Mm-hmm. 1178 01:14:38.640 --> 01:14:39.640 Cut! 1179 01:14:40.480 --> 01:14:42.520 That was absolutely fantastic. 1180 01:14:43.360 --> 01:14:44.920 It's a wrap on Sondra, everyone. 1181 01:14:46.440 --> 01:14:47.440 Well done. 1182 01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:49.800 That was amazing. 1183 01:14:49.880 --> 01:14:52.480 I mean, it was so visceral, like you… 1184 01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:55.240 you just let go in those final moments. 1185 01:14:55.320 --> 01:14:56.320 Thank you so much. 1186 01:14:56.400 --> 01:14:58.560 And you know, I just want you to know 1187 01:14:58.640 --> 01:15:00.920 that you make a great Neanderthal. 1188 01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:03.760 Such a natural, even without makeup I'd… 1189 01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:05.720 I'd buy it. 1190 01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:08.080 -Thank you. -Well done. 1191 01:15:10.240 --> 01:15:11.800 Right. Moving on. 1192 01:15:12.600 --> 01:15:14.280 Let's go to our next scene. 1193 01:15:14.360 --> 01:15:16.080 Assistant, where's my coffee? 1194 01:15:31.640 --> 01:15:33.680 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 1195 01:15:33.760 --> 01:15:35.760 Stop it! Stop! Stop! 1196 01:16:05.440 --> 01:16:06.680 Mommy. Hi. 1197 01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:09.280 No. No. 1198 01:16:10.160 --> 01:16:11.640 No, Mom, I wrapped yesterday. 1199 01:16:12.200 --> 01:16:15.080 It's not on TV. They have to edit it first. 1200 01:16:15.160 --> 01:16:16.240 Mom. 1201 01:16:16.320 --> 01:16:17.600 No, you know what, I… 1202 01:16:17.680 --> 01:16:19.920 I actually, I have, I've called you. 1203 01:16:20.000 --> 01:16:21.160 I actually, I… 1204 01:16:21.240 --> 01:16:23.120 I actually need to ask you something. 1205 01:16:24.080 --> 01:16:25.480 I have a question. 1206 01:16:26.400 --> 01:16:27.480 Um… 1207 01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:31.640 The question that I'm about to ask you 1208 01:16:31.720 --> 01:16:32.880 is… 1209 01:16:34.160 --> 01:16:36.480 Can I… Can… Can I… Can… 1210 01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:38.760 Can I come home? 1211 01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:41.080 It's a little bit spicy. 1212 01:16:41.160 --> 01:16:42.920 Oh, no I love spicy. Hmm. 1213 01:16:43.520 --> 01:16:46.160 Mikayla, that is delicious. 1214 01:16:46.240 --> 01:16:47.640 Thank you, my baby. 1215 01:16:53.120 --> 01:16:55.280 I'm going to cut some jelly. 1216 01:17:12.080 --> 01:17:13.720 Hi. One sec. 1217 01:17:17.640 --> 01:17:18.840 Okay, come in! 1218 01:17:29.480 --> 01:17:30.960 What is all this? 1219 01:17:31.760 --> 01:17:33.160 It's a peace offering. 1220 01:17:34.240 --> 01:17:35.840 I'm not touching that. 1221 01:17:37.400 --> 01:17:38.800 Yeah, okay. Okay. 1222 01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:46.360 -I was an awful friend. -I behaved 1223 01:17:46.440 --> 01:17:49.320 like a total childish pig. 1224 01:17:49.400 --> 01:17:51.240 I was a bad, bad friend. 1225 01:17:51.320 --> 01:17:52.800 No, I was worse. Way worse. 1226 01:17:52.880 --> 01:17:54.680 I told everyone that Diego licked your arse. 1227 01:17:54.760 --> 01:17:55.960 I kissed your husband. 1228 01:17:56.040 --> 01:17:57.800 I fucked the drug dealer. 1229 01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:03.920 -I missed you. -I missed you. 1230 01:18:09.320 --> 01:18:13.880 Is everything okay with you and Jerry? 1231 01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:17.400 It's actually better than ever. 1232 01:18:17.480 --> 01:18:20.560 We're talking, finally communicating. 1233 01:18:21.400 --> 01:18:23.720 -And the other stuff, -Oh we haven't gotten there yet. 1234 01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:26.560 I was waiting for my test results to come back. 1235 01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:27.680 I am clear. 1236 01:18:28.400 --> 01:18:30.600 Okay. Okay. Good. 1237 01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:31.880 -What is this? -Right, okay. 1238 01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:35.600 So I bought this with some of the money that I earned from the BBC. 1239 01:18:38.600 --> 01:18:41.400 I have this idea that I want to talk to you about. 1240 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:47.480 That is a terrible financial decision. 1241 01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:52.960 And… 1242 01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:55.920 Action. 1243 01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:03.480 Oh. Hi! 1244 01:19:05.520 --> 01:19:07.880 My poor friend Wilma's bathroom 1245 01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:10.160 is from the stone ages. 1246 01:19:10.240 --> 01:19:13.560 Her geyser leaks, her pipes keep bursting 1247 01:19:13.640 --> 01:19:15.200 and her tiles are… 1248 01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:20.800 positively prehistoric. 1249 01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:24.160 To be honest, I think it's affecting her. 1250 01:19:34.640 --> 01:19:37.240 With all the hunting and gathering she does. 1251 01:19:37.320 --> 01:19:40.600 She doesn't have time to fix her bathroom herself. 1252 01:19:41.440 --> 01:19:43.240 That's what I'm suggesting 1253 01:19:43.320 --> 01:19:47.040 she calls Grant from Grant's Construction. 1254 01:19:47.120 --> 01:19:50.360 Because not only can he modernize a bathroom, 1255 01:19:50.440 --> 01:19:53.760 but he also knows how to wear shorts. 1256 01:19:57.000 --> 01:19:58.160 Cut! 1257 01:19:59.280 --> 01:20:01.320 Very good. So impressive. Excellent. 1258 01:20:01.400 --> 01:20:03.960 -What?! -Grant's Construction… 1259 01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:08.040 Guys, this is… This is brilliant. 1260 01:20:08.120 --> 01:20:12.240 -Really? -This is absolutely fucking brilliant. 1261 01:20:14.360 --> 01:20:15.360 -Yeah. -Mmm. 1262 01:20:18.120 --> 01:20:22.480 I can't believe I get to share my stable with a stud like you. 1263 01:20:22.560 --> 01:20:24.880 Come on. Faster, pony. 1264 01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:26.440 Harder, horsie. 1265 01:20:27.200 --> 01:20:29.120 Alright. 1266 01:20:29.200 --> 01:20:30.480 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1267 01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:32.040 -Very well. Very well. -Oh, grab my mane. 1268 01:20:32.120 --> 01:20:33.800 -Grab my mane. -Okay. Pulling it. 1269 01:20:33.880 --> 01:20:36.040 -Oh, put on my bridle. -Okay. Don't shout at me. 1270 01:20:36.120 --> 01:20:38.240 -Put on my bridle! -I think they're getting us a horse. 1271 01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:02.960 Would you like a coffee? 1272 01:21:03.040 --> 01:21:04.080 Hmm? 1273 01:21:04.760 --> 01:21:06.160 -Coffee? Okay. -Sure. 1274 01:21:12.120 --> 01:21:13.680 I told you if we cut those branches, 1275 01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:15.920 the hadedas would go nest somewhere else. 1276 01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:17.000 I told you. 1277 01:21:17.080 --> 01:21:18.200 But no, no, no, no. 1278 01:21:18.280 --> 01:21:20.600 You said, "Oh no, it'll give us more sun in the garden." 1279 01:21:20.680 --> 01:21:22.760 Well, I mean, honestly, I'm sick of it. I saw them. 1280 01:21:22.840 --> 01:21:24.800 They… They came and ripped that whole nest down 1281 01:21:24.880 --> 01:21:26.320 and now they've moved next door. 1282 01:21:26.920 --> 01:21:27.960 I don't know. 1283 01:21:28.040 --> 01:21:29.120 It's so unfair. 1284 01:21:29.200 --> 01:21:31.720 Twenty-five years, they've roosted here in the garden, 1285 01:21:31.800 --> 01:21:34.840 nested and had their babies. You know that. We've seen them. They… 1286 01:21:34.920 --> 01:21:37.400 Eat those olives. I've told you, they're good for you. 1287 01:21:44.280 --> 01:21:46.120 -No! -Yes. 1288 01:22:02.400 --> 01:22:03.800 That's what I'm suggesting. 1289 01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:08.600 She calls Grant from Grant's Construction 1290 01:22:08.680 --> 01:22:11.160 because not only can he modernize a bathroom… 1291 01:22:15.400 --> 01:22:16.440 It's gone viral. 1292 01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:18.840 My video. 1293 01:22:18.920 --> 01:22:20.400 Lots of people watched it. 1294 01:22:20.480 --> 01:22:22.520 It's official. 1295 01:22:23.200 --> 01:22:27.360 The deal just came through last night. You are looking at the owner of a salon. 1296 01:22:28.560 --> 01:22:30.200 Aw, look here! 1297 01:22:31.480 --> 01:22:33.520 Isn't that amazing, Mommy? 1298 01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:36.600 -Aw. Oh. -I'm so excited. 1299 01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:38.280 Aw, that's wonderful. 1300 01:22:38.360 --> 01:22:39.560 It's going to be gorgeous. 1301 01:22:39.640 --> 01:22:41.120 -It's gonna be pink. -I'm just proud of you. 1302 01:22:41.200 --> 01:22:44.480 -Wowee. -Oh thank you, Sis. Oh. 1303 01:22:47.000 --> 01:22:49.800 Are you the girl from the Cave Woman video? 1304 01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:50.920 I am. 1305 01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:52.040 Rad. 1306 01:22:56.120 --> 01:22:58.640 Okay, let's spread your cheeks. 1307 01:23:33.720 --> 01:23:35.640 Are you Sandra? 1308 01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:37.320 -It's Sondra. -Sondra, sorry. 1309 01:23:37.400 --> 01:23:38.680 No, no worries. 1310 01:23:38.760 --> 01:23:40.160 Have a lie-down. I'll be right with you. 1311 01:23:40.240 --> 01:23:41.840 I think I'll just sit. 1312 01:23:41.920 --> 01:23:43.800 -Thanks. -Okay. Suit yourself. 1313 01:23:44.600 --> 01:23:46.440 I um… saw your video. 1314 01:23:47.040 --> 01:23:48.160 Oh okay. 1315 01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:50.040 Okay, lift your arm. 1316 01:23:51.120 --> 01:23:52.680 Wait. I'm a TV producer. 1317 01:23:52.760 --> 01:23:54.360 We want to talk to you about 1318 01:23:54.440 --> 01:23:57.320 developing the characters in your video into a show. 1319 01:23:57.400 --> 01:23:58.280 What?! 1320 01:23:58.360 --> 01:24:00.560 You're a Neanderthal. She's a modern woman. 1321 01:24:00.640 --> 01:24:02.960 And you two are best friends living together, 1322 01:24:03.040 --> 01:24:04.760 navigating love and life. 1323 01:24:04.840 --> 01:24:08.880 Think The Flintstones meets Sex and the City. 1324 01:24:09.720 --> 01:24:11.080 So you're not my 10:00a.m. appointment? 1325 01:24:11.160 --> 01:24:12.320 No. 1326 01:24:17.480 --> 01:24:18.720 A TV show. 1327 01:24:19.400 --> 01:24:20.520 Carls. 1328 01:24:21.080 --> 01:24:23.240 Are you ready to be huge, friend? 1329 01:24:23.960 --> 01:24:25.000 Right? 1330 01:24:28.640 --> 01:24:30.000 -What's wrong? -It's… 1331 01:24:31.360 --> 01:24:32.840 It's amazing. 1332 01:24:32.920 --> 01:24:34.560 And, and I'm so… 1333 01:24:35.720 --> 01:24:38.240 I'm so excited for you, Sondra. 1334 01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:42.800 But I think I'm good. 1335 01:24:49.920 --> 01:24:51.200 I think I'm good. 1336 01:24:55.680 --> 01:25:01.040 But when you blow up, I am your plus one to everything. 1337 01:25:01.120 --> 01:25:05.320 And Jerry knows that Chris Pratt is on my list 1338 01:25:05.400 --> 01:25:09.240 -and Mama's going to collect. -I promise you, I won't fight you for him. 1339 01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:12.240 To you. Sondra da Silva. 1340 01:25:12.320 --> 01:25:14.040 -Thank you, my friend. -I love you. 1341 01:25:14.120 --> 01:25:15.840 You can have Chris Pratt. I like Chris Pine. 1342 01:25:17.400 --> 01:25:19.880 Mommy! Dad! I've got good news. 1343 01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:21.400 Ah, your friend Grant's here, Sondra. 1344 01:25:21.480 --> 01:25:23.640 He's cute. Why didn't you say he was cute? 1345 01:25:23.720 --> 01:25:25.120 And a business owner. 1346 01:25:26.120 --> 01:25:29.880 What good is cute when he took so long? What took you so long, Grant? 1347 01:25:29.960 --> 01:25:31.840 -I'm sorry, Mrs. da Silva. -Don't apologize to me. 1348 01:25:31.920 --> 01:25:33.120 Apologize to Sondra. 1349 01:25:38.400 --> 01:25:39.440 I'm sorry, Sondra. 1350 01:25:40.400 --> 01:25:42.760 Like, I know I should have come sooner. 1351 01:25:43.880 --> 01:25:44.880 But… 1352 01:25:44.960 --> 01:25:46.040 you… 1353 01:25:46.600 --> 01:25:50.480 -you're just hard to get a hold of and… -Can't you Google, Grant? 1354 01:25:52.280 --> 01:25:54.040 Is there somewhere private where we can talk? 1355 01:25:54.120 --> 01:25:56.960 No. Whatever you say to her, you can say to us. 1356 01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:03.880 Thank you for the, the video that you made for me. 1357 01:26:03.960 --> 01:26:06.000 I'm sure it did wonders for your business. 1358 01:26:06.080 --> 01:26:07.960 It's had hundreds of thousands of hits. 1359 01:26:08.040 --> 01:26:09.400 Yes, it has, Mrs. da Silva. 1360 01:26:09.480 --> 01:26:11.640 And I'm expanding now. 1361 01:26:11.720 --> 01:26:14.440 So, I'm taking on a second team. 1362 01:26:14.520 --> 01:26:16.960 You see? And you have my daughter to thank for that. 1363 01:26:17.040 --> 01:26:18.560 Mom. Relax. 1364 01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:20.360 That's what he's doing here. Okay? 1365 01:26:20.960 --> 01:26:21.960 Sorry. 1366 01:26:22.040 --> 01:26:23.280 Thanks. 1367 01:26:25.080 --> 01:26:26.120 Look, I just… I… 1368 01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:29.160 I just wanted to make amends 1369 01:26:29.240 --> 01:26:33.000 for like, being a terrible person. 1370 01:26:36.320 --> 01:26:37.520 You… you were right about… 1371 01:26:37.600 --> 01:26:38.720 About everything. 1372 01:26:39.240 --> 01:26:40.240 No. 1373 01:26:41.480 --> 01:26:42.520 I was wrong. 1374 01:26:43.320 --> 01:26:44.600 You know I was dead wrong. 1375 01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:47.640 Okay. Maybe I was a little bit right. 1376 01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:50.240 Because you are terrible. 1377 01:26:53.040 --> 01:26:54.400 But you're also wonderful. 1378 01:26:56.080 --> 01:26:57.080 And I like you. 1379 01:27:00.040 --> 01:27:01.040 I like you too. 1380 01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:04.320 Well, you must kiss now. Robert, tell them to kiss. 1381 01:27:05.080 --> 01:27:06.480 Kiss. 1382 01:27:25.800 --> 01:27:26.800 ‎ 1383 01:27:42.440 --> 01:27:43.600 You look amazing. 1384 01:27:44.160 --> 01:27:45.200 I love you. 1385 01:27:45.280 --> 01:27:46.640 You may now… 1386 01:31:02.600 --> 01:31:03.440 ‎Subtitle translation by: Ayolope Koiki