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<i>Christmas, huh,
the chicken wing of holidays.</i>

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<i>Yeah, I said it.</i>

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<i>A lot of work and definitely overrated.</i>

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<i>Don't get me wrong, I like a day off
just like the next guy.</i>

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<i>But give me Juneteenth
or the Fourth of July.</i>

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<i>Heck, I even get down
with Arbor Day.</i>

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<i>At least then you plant a tree
instead of chopping one down.</i>

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<i>And before you go calling me a hater,
you gotta know I have another big reason</i>

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<i>for not messing with Christmas.</i>

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<i>On this day,
everybody's expecting many gifts</i>

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<i>but not me, all I needed was one thing.</i>

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<i>So, I went all the way to the top,
to the one guy</i>

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<i>that I knew could help
with this one request.</i>

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Oh!

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What do you want for Christmas, pally?

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I already sent you a letter
to the North Pole.

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I'm a little behind on my letter-reading,
so, what'll it be?

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I want my parents to not fight.
Can you do that, Santa?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod.

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He loves to fish.

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So, if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,

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well, that'll solve everything.

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Is that your mom?

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Yeah, that's her.

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She look a little sad because
my dad's been gone for a few days.

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So, Santa, can you do that?

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Where do you live?

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<i>I thought it was a little weird
that Santa asked where I lived,</i>

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<i>but look, the guy has so much
to worry about on Christmas.</i>

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T<i>hings were going exactly
the way I wanted them to.</i>

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<i>My dad had come off his business trip</i>

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<i>and made it home
just in time for Christmas.</i>

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What's all this?

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Eddie asked if we could have
a proper Christmas.

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It's beautiful.

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<i>My family was finally together
for Christmas.</i>

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First time in forever.

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Yeah, it's been a long time.

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So we can make it all nice for Santa.

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Right, Dad?

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Yeah, because we wanna make it
nice for Santa, son.

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<i>Little old me had high hopes
for that night.</i>

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<i>I mean, if you can't count on Santa Claus,
who can you really count on?</i>

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<i>So, I bet on old Saint Nick.</i>

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<i>And for a moment,
I thought I rolled sevens.</i>

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Hey, you stealing our stuff?

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<i>But instead, I crapped out.</i>

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No, Dad, no!

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<i>But nope.</i>

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He's come to help!

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<i>It wasn't Santa at all.</i>

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<i>It was just that mall dude
in a rented suit</i>

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<i>there to take instead of give.</i>

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<i>While my pops was deckin' Santa's halls.</i>

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<i>Because of him,
that was the last Christmas</i>

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<i>we ever spent together as a family.</i>

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Stop!

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<i>That's when I learned
not to count on Christmas.</i>

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O<i>h, yeah, and by the way,
if he ever asks,</i>

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<i>don't give Santa your home address.</i>

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<i>♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪</i>

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- Yuck.

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- You kidding me, every station.

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Well, hello, Baby Girl,
how are you today?

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So good, because it's Christmas Eve.

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Oh, yeah, that.

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It's so dumb how you don't like Christmas.

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Now, come on,
you know I like it just fine.

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I just don't like the music,
decorations, ornaments,

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the lights or the trees or the cookies,

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and the excessive shopping.

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You're a dodo.
Are you gonna come by later?

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Of course I'm gonna come by later.

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- I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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Hey, Baby Girl, I got another call.

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Okay, then I'll see you later.

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- <i>Bye, Grumpus.</i>
- Bye.

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- Moke, what up?
- <i>Hey, Merry Christmas from Atlanta PD.</i>

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<i>We need our favorite crisis counselor.</i>

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<i>- Can you get down to the arts center now?</i>
- Yep, I got you. I'm on the way.

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Moke, talk to me, what's going on?

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Check it out.

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Do I even wanna know
what he's doing up there?

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- Did you get a name?
- Nope.

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You can take the ladder up.

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Nah, I got this.

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I'll tell you when
to send it up for us, alright?

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Hey, good day to you.

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That's a nice beard, man.

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I've been trying to grow mine out

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and it just doesn't work
for some reason.

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- How you doing? You got a name?
- I'm Luther.

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Luther, I'm Eddie.
And it's a pleasure to meet you.

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- You police, Eddie?
- No, no, no, I'm a clinician.

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Social worker. I work with the police.

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I help people that might be
in some trouble

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but not the police-needing
kind of trouble.

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So tell me, Luther,
what are you doing up here?

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I just wanna be up here on my own.

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Okay, I get that,
but let me tell you something, Luther.

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My job, okay,
the most important part of my job

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is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone

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keep on feeling sad and alone.

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Yeah, well, I do feel
sad and alone today.

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Yeah, Christmas can be tough.

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That's right.

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Did you have good Christmases growing up?

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They were... they were the best.

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- Did your mom do the cooking?
- Yeah.

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My mom made the biggest darn roast
that you ever seen.

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Yeah, mine did too, man.

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- Did the meat fall off the bone?
- Straight off.

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- What about the baby carrots.
- And molasses.

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- Of course, yeah.

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- And red potatoes.
- Red potatoes, I love red potatoes.

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- Skin on or skin off?
- Skin on.

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What do you take me as,
a savage, Luther? Come on, man.

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You got a sense of humor, my man.

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What do you say we head on down, huh?

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I'll get you a bed
at Moonlight Mission, okay?

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Maybe Christmas
doesn't have to be so tricky.

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You believe that?

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I believe in baby carrots
and red potatoes.

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With the skin on.

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Hey, everybody, this is Luther.

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He's thinking about
heading to the Moonlight Mission.

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Let's send Doc Frawley by
to take a look at him.

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Call our girl Naomi over there
at Finnegan's Chop House too,

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tell them we'll need a few slices
of their finest roast.

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With all the fixings, right?

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My man.

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I'll be by tomorrow to check on him, okay?

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- Okay.
- Alright.

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You have a very Merry Christmas, Eddie.

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I don't know what that is
but it sounds awful.

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<i>♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Up in here, up in here ♪</i>
- Whoo!

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Yeah, that's more like it.

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<i>♪ Up in here, up in here ♪</i>

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<i>With Christmas Eve
just hours away,</i>

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<i>Congressman Conrad Harf
attends the lighting of the tree</i>

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<i>here in Lakewood, just outside
the Atlanta Moonlight Mission</i>

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<i>which provides transitional housing
and direct care</i>

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<i>to homeless men and women.</i>

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Hey, Luther, my man.

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Go on, get you that roast.

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A Christmas tree is like a pair
of warm open hands

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welcoming all to the season
of love and sharing.

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For me, the true wonder
of Christmas Eve

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is how it makes each of us,
no matter our age

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feel like little children.

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We are all one big family of man

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and the very best gift we can give

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is to help those who have the least.

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I mean that.

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<i>Always remember to be there
for your family, Atlanta.</i>

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<i>That was
Congressman Conrad Harf</i>

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<i>giving that inspiring
and thoughtful speech.</i>

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Hey...

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Hi. You look so shocked.

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What do you see, ghosts
from your past, present and future?

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Very funny. Hey, Baby Girl.

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Hi, Dad! We brought you Christmas dinner.

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Wow. You are dressed up
in red and green.

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In case you bring me
somewhere special.

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I have to look the part.

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Take this for me. Thank you.

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Hold it up. Okay.

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What's this about?

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This is about me having
a high degree of confidence

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that you were not gonna come by tonight.

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I didn't want you
to disappoint our child on Christmas Eve.

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Okay, so let me ask you,
what's the point of us doing therapy

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if you're not gonna let me
try and prove to you that it's working.

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Oh, Eddie, I was just giving you
a head start.

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The ham is the kind you like.

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- With the pineapple loops in it?
- And that brown sugar glaze.

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You know what? Forget about the therapy.

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Why don't we just go dancing tonight?

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Hmm.

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As tempting as that sounds, hmm, no.

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I have some last-minute shopping to do,
but please have my child home by 8:30.

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Wait, wait. You're leaving?

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Uh, yeah. I mean, it's the first time
in what, almost a decade

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that Daddy is not working on Christmas.

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Sounds like some
daddy-daughter fun time to me.

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- Daddy-daughter fun time?
- Your child loves Christmas.

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- Yeah?
- I know, I know...

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- Just have fun.
- I got it.

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- You know me.
- Okay.

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- I'm Mr. Fun.
- Alright.

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Bye, baby, I'll see you later!

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- Bye, Mom!
-  Have a good time.

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Put that food in the fridge,
your daddy'll leave it out on the counter.

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Oh, hold up.

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I still don't understand why
we have to wear these dopey things.

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It's called blending in.

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It's Christmas Eve,
which is the genius of the plan

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and also its inherent flaw.

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You can't just show up
at people's homes.

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This way, you look like
a bunch of happy carolers,

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but you're actually
collecting money for me.

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Yeah, call it Christmas camouflage.

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- That's a good one.
-  No, no, it's...

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I was just about to say that, so...

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Thank you.

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Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from.

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Protect that iPad with your lives.

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Think of it as a bribery menu.

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Hey, so...

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Does your mother have any new friends
I should know about?

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- Really?
- You know, the type of friends

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that might take her for meals

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and put their arms around her
while watching <i>Black-ish.</i>

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Oh, you mean like Roger?

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- Um, do you have a green...
- No, no, no.

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Did you say Roger? Who's Roger?

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He wears a fur coat
and has tiny eyes,

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but still looks like Bruno Mars.

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Yeah, well, Roger sounds like a real jerk.

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Roger's my hamster, Dad.

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You messing with me of all people?

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You doing the dishes tonight,
you know that, right?

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<i>♪ Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree ♪</i>

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Dad, come look at this!

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Isn't that nice?

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They sound like a bunch of wounded ducks.

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Baby, I gotta go next door
and feed the Mannings' cat.

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They're in Cancun.

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- You wanna come?
- I would but Gabriel and Taniya

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are doing a routine.

238
00:12:41.041 --> 00:12:42.875
Okay, well, I'll be right back.

239
00:12:42.875 --> 00:12:45.291
- Don't go anywhere.
- Be nice to Pudding Foots.

240
00:12:45.291 --> 00:12:47.291
Or she won't come out of her hiding place.

241
00:12:47.291 --> 00:12:49.500
Her name's Pudding Foots,
I'm a grown man,

242
00:12:49.500 --> 00:12:52.208
- I'mma call her cat.
-  That's a cute name!

243
00:12:52.583 --> 00:12:55.041
I can't believe
you let him steal the iPad.

244
00:12:55.041 --> 00:12:56.708
Are we sure it's even in there?

245
00:12:56.708 --> 00:12:59.458
Of course it's in there.
We tracked it here.

246
00:12:59.458 --> 00:13:02.500
- Alright, let's go in there and get it.
- Wait, who is that?

247
00:13:02.500 --> 00:13:04.500
I dunno, kinda looks like John Legend.

248
00:13:12.833 --> 00:13:14.833
Pudding Foots.

249
00:13:14.833 --> 00:13:16.916
Oh, Pudding Foots.

250
00:13:16.916 --> 00:13:19.500
Here, kitty, kitty.

251
00:13:19.500 --> 00:13:21.208
Cat! Where you at?

252
00:13:21.208 --> 00:13:23.416
If my name was Pudding Foots,
I'd hide too.

253
00:13:23.416 --> 00:13:24.791
Where you at?

254
00:13:29.916 --> 00:13:33.083
I knew I should've started
CrossFit after Thanksgiving.

255
00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:39.833
Mm-hmm, I got those hippo hips.

256
00:13:39.833 --> 00:13:42.916
Got the baboon butt.
Now, look at me, I'm stuck.

257
00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:48.041
Excuse me, do you mind telling me what
you're doing in my neighbor's chimney?

258
00:13:48.041 --> 00:13:50.333
- Can you see me?
- Yeah, I can see you.

259
00:13:51.458 --> 00:13:53.583
What am I doing here, uh...

260
00:13:53.875 --> 00:13:56.125
I'm just... I'm just hanging out, you know?

261
00:13:56.125 --> 00:13:58.500
Doing an impersonation of a bat.

262
00:13:58.500 --> 00:14:01.166
If the bat was Prince.
You know, the singer.

263
00:14:01.166 --> 00:14:04.708
- So we call him Prince bat.
- I have no idea what you're talking about.

264
00:14:04.708 --> 00:14:07.958
But you gotta go, you in a lot of trouble
but I'mma get you out.

265
00:14:07.958 --> 00:14:11.750
- That'll be blissful.
- You ready? One, two...

266
00:14:11.750 --> 00:14:14.250
- Three!

267
00:14:16.875 --> 00:14:20.083
Wow,
I was really stuck in there.

268
00:14:20.083 --> 00:14:22.291
It's not because I gained weight,
you know?

269
00:14:23.125 --> 00:14:25.000
Anywho, can we forget all about this?

270
00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:28.083
Can we not tell nobody
about me trapped in the chimney?

271
00:14:28.083 --> 00:14:29.750
Plus, I got a long night ahead.

272
00:14:29.750 --> 00:14:32.166
I got things to do, as you can see.
Excuse me.

273
00:14:32.166 --> 00:14:35.125
Excuse...
Hey, do you hear me talking to you?

274
00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.958
Hey, that's not your fridge.

275
00:14:37.958 --> 00:14:39.083
I mean, seriously?

276
00:14:39.083 --> 00:14:42.333
Simple dictums, tainted,
traditional, time-honored customs.

277
00:14:42.333 --> 00:14:43.875
What?

278
00:14:43.875 --> 00:14:45.458
Capers?

279
00:14:45.458 --> 00:14:47.708
So they got capers but no bagels, no lox.

280
00:14:47.708 --> 00:14:50.083
- No green onion shmears?
- What are you doing?

281
00:14:50.083 --> 00:14:52.500
I'm looking for cookies and milk.

282
00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:54.708
And they don't have either.

283
00:14:55.458 --> 00:14:57.625
They don't have neither... either.

284
00:14:57.625 --> 00:15:01.625
I've never been clear on the difference
between neither and either, are you?

285
00:15:02.083 --> 00:15:04.500
Neither matters right now because it seems

286
00:15:04.500 --> 00:15:06.958
as if you've broken
into my neighbor's home.

287
00:15:07.500 --> 00:15:10.000
Now, you seem a little confused.

288
00:15:12.125 --> 00:15:13.166
Are you confused?

289
00:15:16.125 --> 00:15:19.500
- Now, do you mind if I frisk you?
- Whoa, whoa, Hands McGee, okay?

290
00:15:20.083 --> 00:15:22.166
- Are you the police?
- No.

291
00:15:22.166 --> 00:15:23.791
But I work with the police.

292
00:15:23.791 --> 00:15:27.791
If I can be honest with you, you don't
really look like you work for the cops.

293
00:15:27.791 --> 00:15:31.625
You look like you sell copy machines
to people who don't want copy machines.

294
00:15:31.625 --> 00:15:33.333
- Bang.

295
00:15:33.333 --> 00:15:35.541
Official. You see that?

296
00:15:35.541 --> 00:15:38.166
- Atlanta Police.
- I can barely see that.

297
00:15:38.166 --> 00:15:40.333
Thought I left my glasses in the sleigh.

298
00:15:40.333 --> 00:15:42.250
Oh, they're right here.

299
00:15:42.250 --> 00:15:45.791
- In the sleigh?
- Yep, I have a sleigh.

300
00:15:47.333 --> 00:15:48.791
That's not obvious?

301
00:15:49.250 --> 00:15:51.833
- Sleigh?
- Okay, maybe this will jog your memory.

302
00:15:52.416 --> 00:15:56.000
"He sprang to his sleigh,
to his team gave a whistle,

303
00:15:57.166 --> 00:16:00.833
"and away they all flew
like the down of a thistle."

304
00:16:00.833 --> 00:16:03.041
S... Stop! Stop talking.

305
00:16:03.583 --> 00:16:05.708
What are you doing in my neighbor's house?

306
00:16:05.708 --> 00:16:09.250
I am here to drop off gifts
to the Mannings.

307
00:16:09.250 --> 00:16:10.916
You know the Mannings?

308
00:16:10.916 --> 00:16:13.875
Of course, they're on vacation
right now in Cancun, right?

309
00:16:13.875 --> 00:16:16.791
They're about to come back
with these embarrassing cornrows

310
00:16:16.791 --> 00:16:18.875
which is really weird to see,
but it is what it is.

311
00:16:18.875 --> 00:16:21.750
Look, I've had a long night, I had
a mishap at another client's house

312
00:16:21.750 --> 00:16:24.833
and I'm over here having
another mishap with another client.

313
00:16:24.833 --> 00:16:27.541
Just a little fun fact about me,
I call them clients.

314
00:16:27.541 --> 00:16:29.958
Excuse me.
I got stuff to do, gifts to give.

315
00:16:29.958 --> 00:16:31.166
Hey.

316
00:16:33.291 --> 00:16:35.250
My man, you gotta stop.

317
00:16:35.250 --> 00:16:37.958
Alright, I'm gonna frisk you
just to be safe.

318
00:16:38.375 --> 00:16:41.583
You know something?
Have at it, frisk away.

319
00:16:41.583 --> 00:16:44.333
Now, watch out, though, I'm ticklish.

320
00:16:44.333 --> 00:16:45.583
- Turn around.
- Alright.

321
00:16:46.250 --> 00:16:49.208
You know, going around the globe,
giving out gifts,

322
00:16:49.208 --> 00:16:51.750
no creatures stirring, not even a...

323
00:16:53.208 --> 00:16:54.208
What is this?

324
00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:56.125
Those are carrots.

325
00:16:56.125 --> 00:16:57.875
Those are apparently my snacks.

326
00:16:57.875 --> 00:17:01.708
The missus said I need to eat healthier
so she decided to give me carrots.

327
00:17:01.708 --> 00:17:04.000
She thinks this will wean me
off the cookies.

328
00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:05.791
Hasn't worked so far.

329
00:17:06.875 --> 00:17:08.250
This is sad.

330
00:17:09.375 --> 00:17:12.125
- What's your name?
- My name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus.

331
00:17:12.125 --> 00:17:13.916
Nicholas Sinter-Claus?

332
00:17:14.458 --> 00:17:16.041
I'll slow it down for you.

333
00:17:17.208 --> 00:17:18.625
Sinter...

334
00:17:18.625 --> 00:17:20.833
Claus.

335
00:17:20.833 --> 00:17:23.500
Sinter-Claus.

336
00:17:23.958 --> 00:17:26.541
Oh, like Santa Claus.

337
00:17:26.541 --> 00:17:28.333
- Yes!
- That's cute.

338
00:17:28.333 --> 00:17:30.958
Wow, that was like pulling teeth.

339
00:17:30.958 --> 00:17:33.875
- And what's that for?
- This is my naughty and nice list.

340
00:17:33.875 --> 00:17:35.208
An iPad?

341
00:17:35.208 --> 00:17:38.666
That's right, we've modernized it
by still keeping it traditional.

342
00:17:38.666 --> 00:17:40.875
If I can get this thing unlocked.

343
00:17:42.250 --> 00:17:43.291
Wait...

344
00:17:46.333 --> 00:17:47.958
I can't unlock it.

345
00:17:47.958 --> 00:17:50.375
Somebody else
must've did the face recognition.

346
00:17:50.375 --> 00:17:52.708
Try your face. Okay, your face don't work.

347
00:17:52.708 --> 00:17:53.875
Well...

348
00:17:54.416 --> 00:17:56.375
Looks like I'm gonna have to freestyle.

349
00:17:56.875 --> 00:17:58.375
Oh, man, am I behind.

350
00:17:58.375 --> 00:18:01.875
If I don't make it back for sunrise yoga,
Mrs. Claus is gonna be mad.

351
00:18:01.875 --> 00:18:04.916
- She loves my flexibility.
-  So, we'll get you looked at

352
00:18:04.916 --> 00:18:07.000
and then we'll talk
about things from there.

353
00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:11.291
- Oh no, I gotta call the boss.
- No, I will call the boss.

354
00:18:14.708 --> 00:18:16.458
Dad, is everything okay?

355
00:18:16.458 --> 00:18:20.416
Everything is fine, I just need to take
this nice man here to the doctor.

356
00:18:20.416 --> 00:18:23.166
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her to come get you.

357
00:18:23.166 --> 00:18:24.625
What? Now?

358
00:18:24.625 --> 00:18:27.500
I know, it's just that this man
really needs help, okay?

359
00:18:27.500 --> 00:18:29.208
Umm, hey, how you doing?

360
00:18:29.208 --> 00:18:31.958
Your name is Charlotte, right?

361
00:18:31.958 --> 00:18:34.583
- How do you know her name?
- Yes, who are you?

362
00:18:34.583 --> 00:18:38.083
Come on, when you see all this,
you can't tell who I am?

363
00:18:38.083 --> 00:18:40.250
- What about the white beard?
- Yeah.

364
00:18:40.250 --> 00:18:42.250
Don't you think
if you gonna claim to be Santa,

365
00:18:42.250 --> 00:18:44.125
that you should include
his signature attribute?

366
00:18:44.125 --> 00:18:47.291
Okay, look, the whole
white beard thing is a myth.

367
00:18:47.291 --> 00:18:48.833
Started by the Scandinavians.

368
00:18:48.833 --> 00:18:52.625
As soon as they said I had a big
white beard and a little curly mustache,

369
00:18:52.625 --> 00:18:54.041
everybody believed it.

370
00:18:55.458 --> 00:18:59.458
Okay, fine, I dyed it, alright?
I'm going through a midlife crisis.

371
00:18:59.458 --> 00:19:03.000
I am 1,462 years old.

372
00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:07.125
If I wanna look younger
for at least three years, I deserve that.

373
00:19:07.583 --> 00:19:10.416
So, you're Santa, huh?
When were you born?

374
00:19:10.875 --> 00:19:12.916
A lot of questions, little Oprah.

375
00:19:12.916 --> 00:19:15.291
- I was born in 200 AD.
- And where?

376
00:19:15.875 --> 00:19:18.166
- Alright, uh, Anatolia.
- What's Anatolia?

377
00:19:18.625 --> 00:19:19.875
And you're Gayle, too.

378
00:19:21.125 --> 00:19:23.208
Anatolia is what Turkey is now.

379
00:19:23.208 --> 00:19:26.750
You speak pretty good English
for a guy who was born in Turkey.

380
00:19:26.750 --> 00:19:27.875
I'm very diverse.

381
00:19:27.875 --> 00:19:31.291
I speak 172 languages and dialects.

382
00:19:31.291 --> 00:19:33.833
Baby, I'mma take you home first, alright?

383
00:19:33.833 --> 00:19:36.625
And then I'll deal with Mr. Sinter...

384
00:19:38.083 --> 00:19:39.083
Nick.

385
00:19:39.083 --> 00:19:40.958
You know something, I do need help.

386
00:19:40.958 --> 00:19:42.041
Luring my reindeer.

387
00:19:42.041 --> 00:19:44.166
The reindeer.

388
00:19:44.166 --> 00:19:45.916
How do you do that?

389
00:19:45.916 --> 00:19:47.875
Now, Prancer has separation anxiety,

390
00:19:47.875 --> 00:19:49.750
and Dancer hasn't been eating well.

391
00:19:49.750 --> 00:19:51.875
Yeah, he's got somebody with him.

392
00:19:51.875 --> 00:19:53.875
So, what do you want us to do?

393
00:19:53.875 --> 00:19:56.916
Dr. Galoshes said it could be
a stomach flu, I don't know.

394
00:19:56.916 --> 00:19:59.458
- Dr. Galoshes?
- Yeah, Dr. Galoshes.

395
00:19:59.458 --> 00:20:02.708
Dr. Galoshes is the best
penguin doctor in the North Pole.

396
00:20:02.708 --> 00:20:05.083
And see,
it's not because he treats penguins,

397
00:20:05.083 --> 00:20:08.458
it's because he's a penguin
that's actually a doctor.

398
00:20:10.125 --> 00:20:11.666
Now, check this out.

399
00:20:11.666 --> 00:20:14.208
This little clicker
is powered by Christmas spirit.

400
00:20:14.208 --> 00:20:15.666
Look at the sky right now.

401
00:20:16.875 --> 00:20:20.166
What you're about to witness
is a sleigh being pulled

402
00:20:20.166 --> 00:20:24.041
by eight bold and beautiful reindeer.

403
00:20:31.625 --> 00:20:33.416
Must have mis-paired the Bluetooth.

404
00:20:33.416 --> 00:20:37.416
Baby, as you can see, this guy
definitely needs some help, okay?

405
00:20:37.416 --> 00:20:40.083
He's trying to call reindeer
out of the sky.

406
00:20:40.083 --> 00:20:43.791
I'm gonna drop you off first
and take this man where he needs to go.

407
00:20:43.791 --> 00:20:46.708
You know something,
I definitely need to be checked out.

408
00:20:46.708 --> 00:20:49.083
I'll check on these reindeer later,
you know?

409
00:20:49.083 --> 00:20:51.125
Yeah, we should do that.

410
00:20:51.125 --> 00:20:52.333
Like I've been saying.

411
00:20:59.291 --> 00:21:00.291
What?

412
00:21:01.083 --> 00:21:02.750
Santa fun fact number two,

413
00:21:02.750 --> 00:21:04.833
- I sweat glitter.

414
00:21:04.833 --> 00:21:06.416
That is so cool!

415
00:21:06.416 --> 00:21:07.791
Here we are...

416
00:21:09.708 --> 00:21:11.375
Comet, Vixen...

417
00:21:11.375 --> 00:21:14.041
Bro, you doing way too much.

418
00:21:17.291 --> 00:21:19.333
- You know my friend, David Banks?
- Yeah?

419
00:21:19.333 --> 00:21:21.208
His dad said that Santa is Black.

420
00:21:21.208 --> 00:21:23.333
They just changed all the history books.

421
00:21:23.333 --> 00:21:25.500
First of all,
I love little Davie Banks.

422
00:21:25.500 --> 00:21:27.041
He is having an amazing year,

423
00:21:27.041 --> 00:21:30.208
that's one kid who won't be getting
cauliflower this year.

424
00:21:31.208 --> 00:21:34.625
- Cauliflower?
- Yeah, we phased out coal a few years ago

425
00:21:34.625 --> 00:21:37.583
'cause of the whole ecological,
you know, stuff going on.

426
00:21:37.583 --> 00:21:39.416
Burning coal, there's a lot of it.

427
00:21:39.416 --> 00:21:42.458
So, if you're naughty, you get a lump
of cauliflower in your stocking.

428
00:21:42.458 --> 00:21:44.250
Dad, he is really Santa!

429
00:21:44.875 --> 00:21:47.291
My real name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus.

430
00:21:47.916 --> 00:21:49.500
Hyphenated, Santo.

431
00:21:49.500 --> 00:21:51.541
You know, I took Mrs. Claus' last name.

432
00:21:51.541 --> 00:21:54.208
We're progressive up there,
you gotta move with the times.

433
00:21:54.208 --> 00:21:58.541
But I also got a few nicknames,
we got K Cringe, we got S Clau,

434
00:21:58.541 --> 00:22:00.541
we got Ro-ho-ho.

435
00:22:00.541 --> 00:22:03.416
Oh, my favorite, Gifty McPresents.

436
00:22:03.958 --> 00:22:05.041
The Third.

437
00:22:05.041 --> 00:22:07.583
Okay, so, if you're really Santa Claus,

438
00:22:07.583 --> 00:22:10.333
then tell me
what Charlotte wants for Christmas.

439
00:22:10.750 --> 00:22:14.291
First of all, she wants
a <i>Rise Up, Sing Out</i> t-shirt, right?

440
00:22:14.291 --> 00:22:17.208
Number two, she wants
the Anna and Elsa dolls,

441
00:22:17.208 --> 00:22:19.083
'cause she loves <i>Frozen.</i>

442
00:22:19.083 --> 00:22:21.375
She wants a pretend make-up kit

443
00:22:21.375 --> 00:22:24.791
and lastly, she wants a pink scooter.

444
00:22:24.791 --> 00:22:27.583
He's right! Oh my gosh, see Dad?

445
00:22:28.125 --> 00:22:32.000
I've never met an eight-year-old girl
that did not want a pretend make-up set.

446
00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:35.666
Eddie, would you happen
to have some cookies

447
00:22:35.666 --> 00:22:38.000
or other affiliated baked goods?

448
00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:40.875
I'd take a Girl Scout cookie,
a vanilla wafer,

449
00:22:40.875 --> 00:22:43.125
I'd do oatmeal raisin,
I just need a cookie.

450
00:22:43.125 --> 00:22:45.500
Oh and look,
I got a doctor's note right here

451
00:22:45.500 --> 00:22:47.500
that says I can have the snacks.

452
00:22:47.500 --> 00:22:49.500
Let me guess, from a penguin?

453
00:22:49.500 --> 00:22:51.958
No, from my other doctor,
Dr. Buttons.

454
00:22:51.958 --> 00:22:56.875
Look, I'm sorry for the penmanship.
Dr. Buttons is a cat that paints.

455
00:22:56.875 --> 00:23:00.250
- W... Where did you get this?
- My secret Santa pocket.

456
00:23:01.666 --> 00:23:03.250
I checked all your pockets.

457
00:23:03.708 --> 00:23:06.958
Yeah, that's why it's called
a secret pocket.

458
00:23:06.958 --> 00:23:08.958
I keep all types of things in there.

459
00:23:08.958 --> 00:23:11.791
I got reindeer food in there,
uh, I keep yak repellent.

460
00:23:11.791 --> 00:23:13.708
Oh, I got tinsel, like, removers,

461
00:23:13.708 --> 00:23:17.125
a little brush, you knock
the tinsel right off, comes off easily.

462
00:23:17.125 --> 00:23:20.166
Also, do you understand
that I'm missing work right now?

463
00:23:20.166 --> 00:23:22.125
This is the first time
in thousands of years.

464
00:23:22.125 --> 00:23:24.000
I've never missed a night.

465
00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:27.041
Sorry, Nick, my dad
sort of hates Christmas.

466
00:23:28.333 --> 00:23:31.125
That's okay, Charlotte,
he has his reasons.

467
00:23:32.458 --> 00:23:35.041
Hey, what are you talking about,
I have my reasons?

468
00:23:35.041 --> 00:23:36.333
What does that mean?

469
00:23:36.333 --> 00:23:39.083
Eddie, I know everything.

470
00:23:39.083 --> 00:23:42.083
I know everything,
that's not just like a slogan.

471
00:23:42.083 --> 00:23:44.291
- No, it is a fact.
- I'm sorry, wait, wait.

472
00:23:45.291 --> 00:23:47.666
What's that smell? Do y'all smell that?

473
00:23:48.583 --> 00:23:50.875
-  What is that?
- What smell?

474
00:23:50.875 --> 00:23:53.666
I don't know, it kinda smells like...
Like cinnamon.

475
00:23:55.583 --> 00:23:57.291
That would be me.

476
00:23:57.291 --> 00:24:00.458
- What would be you?
- Santa fun fact, it's number three.

477
00:24:01.708 --> 00:24:04.500
Santa farts smell like cinnamon.

478
00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:06.458
- I'm sorry, what?

479
00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:10.458
Oh, there he is.

480
00:24:19.916 --> 00:24:21.916
- Pull over.

481
00:24:21.916 --> 00:24:23.791
- What?
-  Pull over!

482
00:24:23.791 --> 00:24:25.125
No.

483
00:24:27.375 --> 00:24:28.916
What are they, nuts?

484
00:24:30.250 --> 00:24:31.250
Oh no!

485
00:24:32.666 --> 00:24:35.833
- Man, who are they?
- It looks like a snowman and an elf...

486
00:24:35.833 --> 00:24:38.375
And a nutcracker,
AKA every Tuesday at my house.

487
00:24:40.208 --> 00:24:41.791
Are you kidding me? Go!

488
00:24:52.541 --> 00:24:55.833
- Oh... Oh no!

489
00:25:00.541 --> 00:25:01.791
I think we lost them.

490
00:25:01.791 --> 00:25:03.791
- Are you okay, baby?
- Yeah.

491
00:25:03.791 --> 00:25:05.000
What was that?

492
00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:07.458
Man, you know people
get crazy on Christmas Eve.

493
00:25:07.458 --> 00:25:10.291
- This stuff happens all the time.
- Come on, come on.

494
00:25:10.291 --> 00:25:13.166
No, no, don't do this to me now.

495
00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.583
Unbelievable.

496
00:25:27.291 --> 00:25:29.041
-  Hello?
- We lost him.

497
00:25:29.041 --> 00:25:30.666
How is that possible?

498
00:25:30.666 --> 00:25:33.291
I don't know, it's been a long night, sir.

499
00:25:33.291 --> 00:25:35.791
- You know what else is long, Mary?
- <i>What's that?</i>

500
00:25:35.791 --> 00:25:38.125
- Prison sentences.
- Oh, Congressman...

501
00:25:38.125 --> 00:25:41.583
But let's not torture ourselves
thinking about what can happen to us

502
00:25:41.583 --> 00:25:43.750
if that thing falls into the wrong hands.

503
00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:44.875
My house is a wreck!

504
00:25:44.875 --> 00:25:47.291
- I know, I'm sorry, sir.
<i>- Bologna soup.</i>

505
00:25:47.291 --> 00:25:49.583
Fish patties. Turkey-fried turkey.

506
00:25:49.583 --> 00:25:52.125
These are some of the things
they serve in prison.

507
00:25:52.125 --> 00:25:55.125
<i>Which is where we will end up
if you don't find that iPad.</i>

508
00:25:55.500 --> 00:25:56.625
Hold on a moment.

509
00:25:56.625 --> 00:25:59.125
A few
of my constituents are here.

510
00:25:59.125 --> 00:26:02.958
<i>♪ Glory to God ♪</i>

511
00:26:02.958 --> 00:26:04.958
-  <i>We'll get them, sir.</i>
- Shut up.

512
00:26:06.416 --> 00:26:19.458
<i>♪ O come let us adore Him ♪</i>

513
00:26:19.458 --> 00:26:23.333
<i>♪ Christ the Lord ♪</i>

514
00:26:23.333 --> 00:26:28.250
Find him, find him, find him,
you have the capability.

515
00:26:29.041 --> 00:26:31.750
Bring me that Santa Claus!

516
00:26:36.416 --> 00:26:38.333
Hold on, okay? I'm gonna call a cab.

517
00:26:39.375 --> 00:26:41.666
Just gimme a second, we'll be okay.

518
00:26:52.625 --> 00:26:54.291
<i>♪ O'er the fields we go ♪</i>

519
00:26:55.500 --> 00:26:58.291
You have a phone?
Mine's picking up some weird signal.

520
00:26:58.291 --> 00:27:01.208
I don't need a cell phone.
If I need to message somebody,

521
00:27:01.208 --> 00:27:03.208
all I gotta do
is call my flock of puffins.

522
00:27:03.208 --> 00:27:04.291
Check this out.

523
00:27:05.166 --> 00:27:06.666
Puffins!

524
00:27:10.875 --> 00:27:12.166
Ka-ka-ka-ka!

525
00:27:14.958 --> 00:27:16.375
P... Puffins?

526
00:27:19.125 --> 00:27:21.041
You know something, I forgot.

527
00:27:21.041 --> 00:27:22.875
I gave them the holidays off.

528
00:27:24.500 --> 00:27:27.541
This is what I'm gonna go,
I'mma take you down to Atlanta PD.

529
00:27:27.541 --> 00:27:29.708
See, I got a friend named Bobby Carlotta.

530
00:27:29.708 --> 00:27:32.250
I went to high school with him,
now he's a detective

531
00:27:32.250 --> 00:27:35.541
and he can get you to the hospital,
get you the help that you need.

532
00:27:35.541 --> 00:27:37.000
Simple as that.

533
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:40.375
Then you and I, Baby Girl,
we can go to your mom's and wait.

534
00:27:40.375 --> 00:27:42.791
I can't believe she's still out shopping.

535
00:27:42.791 --> 00:27:44.625
Oh, she loves last-minute shopping.

536
00:27:44.625 --> 00:27:47.625
Which is fine by me. Shop, mamma, shop!

537
00:27:47.625 --> 00:27:49.708
Ooh, I love that. Shop, mamma, shop.

538
00:27:49.708 --> 00:27:51.625
- Shop, mamma, shop!
- Shop, mamma, shop!

539
00:27:51.625 --> 00:27:53.916
- Please don't stop.
- Please don't stop.

540
00:27:53.916 --> 00:27:56.250
- Go to all the stores.
- By them gifts galore.

541
00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:57.916
Shop, mamma, shop!

542
00:27:59.125 --> 00:28:02.250
- Wow, that was fun.
- Y'all make such a great little team.

543
00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:04.625
- She's amazing.
-  I love it. Um...

544
00:28:06.125 --> 00:28:08.833
When I bring you in,
I'mma do you a little solid, okay?

545
00:28:08.833 --> 00:28:11.750
When I talk to Bobby,
I won't mention the breaking and entering.

546
00:28:11.750 --> 00:28:15.125
Okay? I'm just gonna let him know
that you might be an individual

547
00:28:15.125 --> 00:28:17.250
that is going through a bit of a crisis.

548
00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:19.500
- And needs an evaluation.
- Mm-hmm.

549
00:28:19.500 --> 00:28:21.166
You get where I'm coming from?

550
00:28:21.166 --> 00:28:22.583
- Oh, I got you.
- Okay.

551
00:28:22.583 --> 00:28:24.416
But you know who you need to help?

552
00:28:24.875 --> 00:28:27.708
Bobby Carlotta, your classmate.

553
00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:31.250
Loves Union Pacific train sets,
that's right.

554
00:28:31.958 --> 00:28:33.833
I've given him one every Christmas.

555
00:28:33.833 --> 00:28:36.875
But he doesn't want nobody
in the precinct to know

556
00:28:36.875 --> 00:28:41.500
that he loves to sit at home
and play with train sets.

557
00:28:41.500 --> 00:28:42.833
Got me?

558
00:28:43.416 --> 00:28:45.708
Yeah, got you.

559
00:28:46.208 --> 00:28:49.375
Just like you're a grown man
acting like Santa.

560
00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:51.291
Kinda like that?

561
00:28:58.375 --> 00:29:01.208
- Anything?
- No, we lost him.

562
00:29:01.666 --> 00:29:03.791
Oh, wait, there he is. We got him.

563
00:29:03.791 --> 00:29:06.416
-  Where?
- Up here, make a left at the light.

564
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:20.291
Hey, how's it going?

565
00:29:20.291 --> 00:29:24.416
- I'm just checking on y'all.
- Listen, she is having a ball.

566
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.833
Oh, really? Well, that is amazing.

567
00:29:27.833 --> 00:29:32.083
Well, I was hoping that maybe
once you drop her off,

568
00:29:32.541 --> 00:29:36.500
<i>we could have a drink,
'cause I found this really cute recipe</i>

569
00:29:36.500 --> 00:29:39.250
for peppermintinis
where you coat the glass

570
00:29:39.250 --> 00:29:40.875
with crushed candy cane and...

571
00:29:40.875 --> 00:29:43.458
Wow, that definitely sounds great.

572
00:29:43.458 --> 00:29:45.708
- <i>We might be just a little late.</i>
- Wait, why?

573
00:29:45.708 --> 00:29:46.791
<i>Um...</i>

574
00:29:47.833 --> 00:29:50.583
Daddy-daughter fun times,
just like you said.

575
00:29:50.583 --> 00:29:52.875
<i>Daddy-daughter fun time. [chuckles]</i>

576
00:29:52.875 --> 00:29:56.458
Okay, well, I'm finishing up
this last-minute shopping

577
00:29:56.458 --> 00:29:59.666
and I'll see you soon for peppermintinis.

578
00:29:59.666 --> 00:30:01.500
Yeah, can't wait.

579
00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:03.041
<i>Okay, bye.</i>

580
00:30:05.625 --> 00:30:07.625
We really need to get home.

581
00:30:07.625 --> 00:30:10.083
Mom and Dad are separated,
they see a therapist.

582
00:30:10.083 --> 00:30:12.833
- Charlotte.
- It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

583
00:30:12.833 --> 00:30:16.166
Therapy's a good thing.
Me and Mrs. Claus see a therapist too.

584
00:30:16.166 --> 00:30:17.875
Let me guess, another penguin?

585
00:30:17.875 --> 00:30:20.500
No, our therapist is not a penguin, Eddie.

586
00:30:20.500 --> 00:30:22.291
He's a walrus.

587
00:30:22.291 --> 00:30:24.208
That's right, Arturio Tuskanini.

588
00:30:24.208 --> 00:30:27.625
- Tuskanini?
- Mm-hmm. Dr. Arturio Tuskanini.

589
00:30:28.708 --> 00:30:31.375
Look, Eddie, me and the missus
have rough patches too.

590
00:30:31.375 --> 00:30:33.250
We've been married for centuries.

591
00:30:33.250 --> 00:30:36.333
- Every couple has problems.
- Centuries...

592
00:30:36.333 --> 00:30:37.791
So, what's triggering you?

593
00:30:37.791 --> 00:30:40.041
Hey, that's really none of your business.

594
00:30:40.041 --> 00:30:41.416
I would like to know too.

595
00:30:41.416 --> 00:30:43.125
Why don't you and Mom get along?

596
00:30:43.125 --> 00:30:45.916
Hey, hey, we get along just fine.

597
00:30:45.916 --> 00:30:50.000
It's just sometimes, people,
they... they stop fitting together.

598
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:51.166
Alright?

599
00:30:54.375 --> 00:30:55.833
I will admit, I...

600
00:30:56.833 --> 00:30:58.916
I don't like when she gets sad either.

601
00:31:02.458 --> 00:31:06.000
I think that there's some things
about tonight we can just leave out.

602
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.125
I mean, like us being downtown.

603
00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:10.875
-  Gotta dash.
- Nick!

604
00:31:11.541 --> 00:31:12.541
Nick!

605
00:31:16.708 --> 00:31:18.000
Nick!

606
00:31:22.250 --> 00:31:23.416
We got you!

607
00:31:23.416 --> 00:31:25.625
- Come on, Charlotte.
- What about his bag?

608
00:31:25.625 --> 00:31:28.083
Don't worry about it,
this man needs our help.

609
00:31:34.125 --> 00:31:35.125
Let's go.

610
00:31:35.750 --> 00:31:39.500
Okay, listen baby,
whatever you do, do not let go of my hand.

611
00:31:39.500 --> 00:31:41.750
Don't worry, I'll protect you.

612
00:31:43.750 --> 00:31:45.125
There's too many of them.

613
00:31:46.791 --> 00:31:47.791
Oh, sorry.

614
00:31:49.750 --> 00:31:51.083
Hey-hey!

615
00:31:51.083 --> 00:31:52.625
Where is your outfit?

616
00:31:52.625 --> 00:31:54.041
My bad, my bad.

617
00:31:57.833 --> 00:32:00.208
<i>♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪</i>

618
00:32:00.666 --> 00:32:02.708
This place is great!

619
00:32:02.708 --> 00:32:05.666
This is definitely
a recurring nightmare I've had.

620
00:32:05.666 --> 00:32:08.500
Let's hurry up and find him
so we can get out of here.

621
00:32:08.500 --> 00:32:11.375
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

622
00:32:13.541 --> 00:32:14.541
Let's go.

623
00:32:16.083 --> 00:32:19.333
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

624
00:32:19.791 --> 00:32:23.625
<i>♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪</i>

625
00:32:23.625 --> 00:32:27.000
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

626
00:32:27.666 --> 00:32:31.416
<i>♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪</i>

627
00:32:31.416 --> 00:32:34.875
<i>♪ Fa la la, la la la, la la la ♪</i>

628
00:32:34.875 --> 00:32:38.791
<i>♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasure ♪</i>

629
00:32:38.791 --> 00:32:42.416
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

630
00:32:44.916 --> 00:32:47.125
<i>Alright, everybody,
let's keep things going.</i>

631
00:32:47.125 --> 00:32:50.208
<i>We got a special guest for you,
he's got an oldie but goodie</i>

632
00:32:50.208 --> 00:32:52.541
<i>he wants to sing,
I know you gonna like it.</i>

633
00:32:53.916 --> 00:32:56.708
- Do you see him?
- I see lots of him.

634
00:32:56.708 --> 00:32:58.625
I can't tell them apart.

635
00:33:02.250 --> 00:33:06.541
<i>♪ Out of all the reindeer,
you are the mastermind ♪</i>

636
00:33:06.541 --> 00:33:07.916
<i>♪ The mastermind ♪</i>

637
00:33:07.916 --> 00:33:12.500
<i>♪ Run, run, Rudolph,
Randolph ain't too far behind ♪</i>

638
00:33:13.625 --> 00:33:15.250
<i>♪ So run, run, Rudolph ♪</i>

639
00:33:15.250 --> 00:33:17.166
<i>♪ Santa's gotta make it to town ♪</i>

640
00:33:17.166 --> 00:33:19.375
<i>♪ Make it to town
Make it to town ♪</i>

641
00:33:19.375 --> 00:33:20.458
Excuse me.

642
00:33:20.458 --> 00:33:23.708
<i>♪ Santa make him hurry, tell him
he can take the freeway down ♪</i>

643
00:33:25.416 --> 00:33:26.958
No!

644
00:33:26.958 --> 00:33:29.000
<i>♪ I'm reeling like a merry-go-round ♪</i>

645
00:33:31.041 --> 00:33:34.333
<i>♪ Said Santa to a boy,
Child, what have you been longing for? ♪</i>

646
00:33:34.333 --> 00:33:36.791
Come on, Dad.

647
00:33:37.291 --> 00:33:41.083
<i>♪ All I want for Christmas
is a rock-n-roll electric guitar ♪</i>

648
00:33:42.583 --> 00:33:46.666
<i>♪ And away went Rudolph
Whizzing like a shooting star ♪</i>

649
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.166
Coming through.

650
00:33:51.958 --> 00:33:53.291
Out the way, out the way.

651
00:33:53.291 --> 00:33:55.833
Hey Nick. Hey, hey, Nick!

652
00:33:56.625 --> 00:33:59.291
Hey, Nick, it's Charlotte!

653
00:33:59.291 --> 00:34:02.000
Oh, hey, Charlotte, come on up here.
She's good.

654
00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:05.666
- Hey, hey, man, what are you doing?
- What you got? Show me what you got.

655
00:34:05.666 --> 00:34:07.750
That's my daughter, bro.
What you doing?

656
00:34:10.083 --> 00:34:11.708
Okay, okay, that's impressive.

657
00:34:11.708 --> 00:34:14.333
But let me show you
what we do at the North Pole.

658
00:34:14.333 --> 00:34:17.416
Check this out, this here's
called the North Pole shimmy.

659
00:34:17.416 --> 00:34:20.166
-  That's right.
- Ooh! Yeah!

660
00:34:22.875 --> 00:34:25.166
-  Baby, hey!
- Dad, come on up.

661
00:34:25.166 --> 00:34:26.791
Yeah, yeah, he's good.

662
00:34:29.916 --> 00:34:32.666
- Baby, what're you doing?
- Just do what I do.

663
00:34:32.666 --> 00:34:34.916
Have a little fun! The North Pole shimmy.

664
00:34:35.500 --> 00:34:36.916
Oh, come on.

665
00:34:45.458 --> 00:34:46.583
Good job!

666
00:35:02.291 --> 00:35:05.291
Hey, Eddie and Charlotte,
why don't we get up out of here?

667
00:35:09.333 --> 00:35:10.958
Yeah!

668
00:35:15.416 --> 00:35:16.416
Wow!

669
00:35:17.791 --> 00:35:19.333
Dad, watch this!

670
00:35:21.583 --> 00:35:24.500
- No...
- I'm literally flying!

671
00:35:25.708 --> 00:35:28.250
... go, man.

672
00:35:31.958 --> 00:35:33.291
Yeah!

673
00:35:38.666 --> 00:35:40.875
How come none of y'all caught me?

674
00:35:44.291 --> 00:35:46.291
<i>♪ Make it to town, make it to town ♪</i>

675
00:35:50.416 --> 00:35:51.750
Go, go!

676
00:35:52.291 --> 00:35:54.250
When is this night gonna be over?

677
00:35:57.875 --> 00:35:59.416
He couldn't have gone too far.

678
00:35:59.416 --> 00:36:01.000
Can't we just let him go?

679
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:03.541
Baby, I want to let him go
and get you home to your mom,

680
00:36:03.541 --> 00:36:05.291
- but I just can't, okay?
- Why?

681
00:36:05.291 --> 00:36:07.708
Because the most important part
of Daddy's job

682
00:36:07.708 --> 00:36:10.333
is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone

683
00:36:10.333 --> 00:36:12.625
keep on feeling sad and alone, okay?

684
00:36:12.625 --> 00:36:14.583
I don't think he feels sad and alone.

685
00:36:14.583 --> 00:36:17.791
I actually think he's one
of the jolliest people I've ever met.

686
00:36:17.791 --> 00:36:20.333
And that's because
you're too young to understand.

687
00:36:20.333 --> 00:36:22.000
No I am not!

688
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.083
You just don't like him
because he's Santa Claus

689
00:36:24.083 --> 00:36:25.541
and you hate Christmas.

690
00:36:25.541 --> 00:36:29.791
He's not Santa Claus
because there's no such thing...

691
00:36:34.041 --> 00:36:35.125
Let's get you home.

692
00:36:35.125 --> 00:36:37.375
Something we should've done
a long time ago.

693
00:36:37.375 --> 00:36:38.750
Look, Dad!

694
00:36:39.958 --> 00:36:42.083
Remember, he sweats glitter.

695
00:36:59.375 --> 00:37:02.083
Nick, that was so cool,
you were incredible!

696
00:37:02.083 --> 00:37:03.833
Oh, thank you!

697
00:37:03.833 --> 00:37:07.041
I would say I missed you,
but it's only been, like 10 minutes.

698
00:37:08.291 --> 00:37:09.541
Hello, Edward.

699
00:37:09.541 --> 00:37:11.875
You mind telling me
what that was back there?

700
00:37:11.875 --> 00:37:14.583
You mean that amazing performance?
I had so much fun.

701
00:37:14.583 --> 00:37:16.083
I never pass up an open mic.

702
00:37:16.083 --> 00:37:18.875
I can do any genre, too.
I can do R&B, I can do jazz...

703
00:37:18.875 --> 00:37:21.583
Yeah, I'm not talking
about the little performance,

704
00:37:21.583 --> 00:37:24.416
I'm talking about you jumping
out of a moving cab.

705
00:37:24.416 --> 00:37:27.000
- Who were you running from?
- Oh, that.

706
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:29.416
That was nothing.
Charlotte, check this out.

707
00:37:29.416 --> 00:37:30.791
They really got it right.

708
00:37:30.791 --> 00:37:33.875
- So, is this how the North Pole really is?
- It is.

709
00:37:33.875 --> 00:37:37.625
They even depicted
the candy cane department.

710
00:37:37.625 --> 00:37:39.125
That looks amazing but...

711
00:37:39.125 --> 00:37:42.791
Hmm, the only thing missing
is Ms. Paloma Sharp.

712
00:37:42.791 --> 00:37:44.000
Who's she?

713
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:46.666
She invented the candy cane.

714
00:37:46.666 --> 00:37:50.250
So, her dad was really old,
really elderly, right?

715
00:37:50.250 --> 00:37:53.541
And he broke his ankles,
so she created crutches out of caramel

716
00:37:53.541 --> 00:37:55.625
but they really wasn't sturdy, so...

717
00:37:55.625 --> 00:37:58.458
So instead of crutches,
she gave him a cane.

718
00:37:58.458 --> 00:38:01.208
- That's right, they called it the...
-  Candy cane!

719
00:38:02.333 --> 00:38:04.500
Can I have a word with you
for a second, please?

720
00:38:04.500 --> 00:38:06.708
You can have a whole paragraph
if you want to.

721
00:38:06.708 --> 00:38:08.958
Okay, listen, I'm trying to be
as compassionate as I can be.

722
00:38:08.958 --> 00:38:12.250
I wanna help you, but you gotta
stop messing with my kid's head.

723
00:38:12.250 --> 00:38:15.166
She's a sweet girl
who's just overly trusting

724
00:38:15.166 --> 00:38:17.125
with this wild imagination.

725
00:38:17.125 --> 00:38:18.375
Let me get this straight,

726
00:38:18.375 --> 00:38:20.875
you don't think that's great
characteristics for a person to have?

727
00:38:20.875 --> 00:38:23.125
Not if it's gonna set her up
for disappointment.

728
00:38:23.125 --> 00:38:26.375
Life is hard and as her father,
I have to protect her.

729
00:38:27.291 --> 00:38:28.416
You understand?

730
00:38:28.958 --> 00:38:29.958
Yeah.

731
00:38:31.250 --> 00:38:33.750
I understand that you need
a puppy for Christmas.

732
00:38:33.750 --> 00:38:35.083
- That's right.
- A puppy?

733
00:38:35.083 --> 00:38:37.958
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't want a puppy for Christmas.

734
00:38:37.958 --> 00:38:40.375
Oh, yes, you do 'cause puppies are loving

735
00:38:40.375 --> 00:38:44.333
and soft and when you're mad,
they just knock down the walls with love.

736
00:38:44.333 --> 00:38:46.333
Love is like a bulldozer...

737
00:38:48.500 --> 00:38:50.916
Bulldozer is a perfect name for a puppy!

738
00:38:50.916 --> 00:38:52.250
Yeah!

739
00:38:52.250 --> 00:38:55.166
I don't want a puppy
named Bulldozer for Christmas!

740
00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:57.666
- I want you to have a puppy, Dad.
- Char, please...

741
00:38:58.708 --> 00:39:00.291
- Nick!
- Come on.

742
00:39:00.291 --> 00:39:01.916
- Come on.
- Nick!

743
00:39:01.916 --> 00:39:04.250
Wait. Nick. Nick!

744
00:39:05.125 --> 00:39:08.625
Listen, I know in your world
you don't like to give straight answers,

745
00:39:08.625 --> 00:39:10.458
but who is that following us?

746
00:39:10.458 --> 00:39:12.125
I don't know, I really don't.

747
00:39:12.125 --> 00:39:15.708
But what I do know is there's
two billion children all over the world

748
00:39:15.708 --> 00:39:18.291
expecting me to deliver
Christmas gifts tonight.

749
00:39:18.291 --> 00:39:21.000
Whatever, fine,
but we need to call an Uber, okay?

750
00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:22.750
Maybe my phone is working again...

751
00:39:23.458 --> 00:39:26.083
I bedazzled it. You're welcome.

752
00:39:26.083 --> 00:39:27.875
- When did you do this?

753
00:39:27.875 --> 00:39:31.583
I did it in the cab while we were
being chased by those bad guys.

754
00:39:32.666 --> 00:39:35.500
Don't bling anything else
of mine, or else.

755
00:39:35.833 --> 00:39:38.625
- Do you hear me?

756
00:39:38.625 --> 00:39:41.333
Saint Nick! Hello!

757
00:39:44.833 --> 00:39:47.500
- Nick, where you going?
- Our ride is here.

758
00:39:47.500 --> 00:39:49.541
Dad, our ride is here!

759
00:39:49.541 --> 00:39:51.125
What ride, what're y'all...

760
00:39:51.125 --> 00:39:52.375
Hey, hey!

761
00:39:53.708 --> 00:39:55.625
Hey! Hey!

762
00:39:56.541 --> 00:39:57.583
What are you doing?

763
00:39:57.583 --> 00:40:00.291
These people 'bout to take us
to safety and there's room for us all.

764
00:40:00.291 --> 00:40:01.875
- Charlotte, come on.
- Hey, hey.

765
00:40:01.875 --> 00:40:04.125
We are not getting in a van
with strangers.

766
00:40:04.125 --> 00:40:05.958
Oh, Eddie, they're not strangers.

767
00:40:05.958 --> 00:40:07.458
I know exactly who they are.

768
00:40:07.458 --> 00:40:09.625
- See, he knows who they are.
-  There!

769
00:40:09.625 --> 00:40:12.625
Come on, Eddie, time's a-wastin',
we gotta get out of here.

770
00:40:12.625 --> 00:40:15.458
- Come on, get in. Yes!

771
00:40:28.458 --> 00:40:31.083
- It is really you?
- Yep, it's me in the flesh.

772
00:40:31.083 --> 00:40:33.291
This is a dream come true.
It's incredible.

773
00:40:33.291 --> 00:40:35.875
-  And he's in our van.
- Where'd you get those boots?

774
00:40:35.875 --> 00:40:37.041
This is unbelievable!

775
00:40:37.041 --> 00:40:38.625
- Santa.
- I know!

776
00:40:38.625 --> 00:40:41.666
I'm sorry, can you take us
to the Atlanta Police Department?

777
00:40:41.666 --> 00:40:44.541
- 1045 Young Boulevard.
- Absolutely not.

778
00:40:44.541 --> 00:40:47.333
We're the Truckles.
I'm Sonia, that's Kayleigh,

779
00:40:47.333 --> 00:40:50.208
and Diego and up here
at the wheel is Martin.

780
00:40:50.208 --> 00:40:52.125
Holly jolly, Señor Claus.

781
00:40:52.125 --> 00:40:53.625
Holly jolly it is.

782
00:40:53.625 --> 00:40:56.041
Let me tell you,
I am so happy to meet y'all.

783
00:40:56.041 --> 00:40:57.916
What? I thought you knew them.

784
00:40:57.916 --> 00:41:00.666
I do know who they are.
They are my fans.

785
00:41:00.666 --> 00:41:02.708
- The biggest fans.
-  Number one.

786
00:41:02.708 --> 00:41:04.125
- Ever.
- Super fans!

787
00:41:04.125 --> 00:41:05.333
I love it!

788
00:41:05.333 --> 00:41:07.583
- Truckle gang, give me an H.
-  H!

789
00:41:07.583 --> 00:41:08.916
- Give me an O.
-  O!

790
00:41:08.916 --> 00:41:12.333
That's the flow, now run that back for me
three times, what do ya get?

791
00:41:12.333 --> 00:41:13.708
Ho-ho-ho!

792
00:41:13.708 --> 00:41:15.083
We do Christmas!

793
00:41:15.083 --> 00:41:16.875
- Oh my God, okay.

794
00:41:16.875 --> 00:41:19.125
- Honey, please. Keep us safe.
- Holly jolly.

795
00:41:19.125 --> 00:41:22.333
- We are not gonna crash tonight.
- Not with our precious cargo.

796
00:41:22.333 --> 00:41:23.416
And the kids.

797
00:41:23.416 --> 00:41:26.000
Yeah, okay, you do Christmas,
but what's your job?

798
00:41:26.000 --> 00:41:27.541
What do you do for a living?

799
00:41:27.541 --> 00:41:30.208
- We're the Santa Seekers.
- The Santa Seekers?

800
00:41:30.208 --> 00:41:31.666
- We seek Santa.
- Whoa, whoa...

801
00:41:31.666 --> 00:41:34.000
So I'm looking at all this equipment here.

802
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:35.875
- This is how you found me?
- Yeah.

803
00:41:35.875 --> 00:41:38.083
- I made all this.
- Our Kayleigh is a whizz

804
00:41:38.083 --> 00:41:39.375
with the computer stuff.

805
00:41:39.375 --> 00:41:41.166
Every Christmas, Kayleigh hacks

806
00:41:41.166 --> 00:41:43.500
into NORAD systems
so we can track on our own.

807
00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:46.833
We discovered Santa was just
a few blocks away from where we were.

808
00:41:46.833 --> 00:41:50.583
At Tommy Tom-Tom's All Night Greek eating
our traditional Christmas Spanakopeeta.

809
00:41:50.583 --> 00:41:51.666
Spanakopita, honey.

810
00:41:51.666 --> 00:41:52.958
Tommy Tom-Tom's!

811
00:41:52.958 --> 00:41:55.166
On Elm Street, that's right, Tommy wanted

812
00:41:55.166 --> 00:41:59.916
a kebab slicer for Christmas
and a vertical broiler

813
00:41:59.916 --> 00:42:02.166
because his old one's pretty much broken.

814
00:42:02.166 --> 00:42:05.000
- Those get really hot, too.
- That's the Santa Signature.

815
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:07.666
- See how it moves as we move?
-  That's so neat!

816
00:42:07.666 --> 00:42:10.833
Sorry, does anybody have a phone?
I need to call the police.

817
00:42:10.833 --> 00:42:13.416
- And mine is, uh...
- What happened to it?

818
00:42:13.416 --> 00:42:14.750
He happened to it.

819
00:42:14.750 --> 00:42:16.083
Guilty as charged.

820
00:42:16.083 --> 00:42:18.625
- It's beautiful.
-  Amazing.

821
00:42:18.625 --> 00:42:20.375
Please do not encourage him.

822
00:42:20.375 --> 00:42:22.041
Oh, this is the perfect time

823
00:42:22.041 --> 00:42:25.666
for my "Songs for when I finally
find Santa" Spotify playlist.

824
00:42:25.666 --> 00:42:29.458
- No, you don't have to do that for us.
- Yes, hit it, Kayleigh!

825
00:42:29.458 --> 00:42:31.791
No, no, don't do that.
There's no need.

826
00:42:31.791 --> 00:42:33.958
Tell us something about the reindeer
that no one knows.

827
00:42:33.958 --> 00:42:37.958
Well, check this out, here's
a little known Santa fun fact number four.

828
00:42:37.958 --> 00:42:40.416
- Come on.
- We know reindeer love to fly.

829
00:42:40.416 --> 00:42:43.625
But they have other skillsets
like they're good at giftwrapping,

830
00:42:43.625 --> 00:42:45.750
they can make pasta from scratch.

831
00:42:45.750 --> 00:42:48.000
Matter of fact,
they make a mean pot roast.

832
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:49.958
The meat comes off the bone!

833
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:54.291
But, what they're most skilled at
is protecting Santa Claus.

834
00:42:55.291 --> 00:42:58.041
That's right,
they all got a bunch of special skills.

835
00:42:58.916 --> 00:43:02.166
So if you mess with Santa,
you messing with the reindeer.

836
00:43:02.166 --> 00:43:05.250
-  Really? Wow.
-  Oh, and another one.

837
00:43:05.250 --> 00:43:07.208
They do not like Christmas music.

838
00:43:07.208 --> 00:43:08.458
No way.

839
00:43:08.458 --> 00:43:11.000
Matter of fact, their favorite song
is the theme from <i>Rocky.</i>

840
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.416
-  Who doesn't?
- That's ludicrous.

841
00:43:13.416 --> 00:43:15.250
It's true. Well, this is my stop.

842
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:20.333
Not again.
What's up with this guy?

843
00:43:23.541 --> 00:43:25.500
The turtle dove
has flown the coop, honey.

844
00:43:25.500 --> 00:43:27.416
The partridge left the pear tree.

845
00:43:27.416 --> 00:43:30.916
Hey, listen, did we offend Saint Nicholas
with all of our questions?

846
00:43:30.916 --> 00:43:32.291
Char, come on.

847
00:43:32.291 --> 00:43:35.250
Listen, I already told you,
he's not Saint Nicholas, okay?

848
00:43:35.250 --> 00:43:37.333
- Of course he is.
- Of course he is.

849
00:43:37.333 --> 00:43:39.833
Buddy, 1045 Young Boulevard,
I'll take you there.

850
00:43:39.833 --> 00:43:42.625
- We're good, just keep doing Christmas...
-  Don't slam the door.

851
00:43:42.625 --> 00:43:44.500
You just made the naughty list.

852
00:43:44.500 --> 00:43:47.083
I can't believe
he just jumped out of the van.

853
00:43:47.083 --> 00:43:49.166
Dad, aren't we going to find Nick?

854
00:43:49.166 --> 00:43:52.208
Nah, I think maybe you were right.
Maybe we just let him go.

855
00:43:52.208 --> 00:43:55.166
I mean, if he wants to keep playing Santa
all night, let him play.

856
00:43:55.166 --> 00:43:56.958
It's not like he's hurting anybody.

857
00:43:56.958 --> 00:43:59.458
What about you saying
the most important part of your job

858
00:43:59.458 --> 00:44:02.291
was to never let someone
who was feeling sad and alone

859
00:44:02.291 --> 00:44:04.000
keep on feeling sad and alone?

860
00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:07.416
What about you saying
he was the jolliest person ever?

861
00:44:07.416 --> 00:44:10.750
- Remember that, huh?
- I just think he might need our help, Dad.

862
00:44:10.750 --> 00:44:12.375
Whether he's Santa or not.

863
00:44:18.916 --> 00:44:21.166
Come on, Dad!

864
00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:26.750
Nick.

865
00:44:27.458 --> 00:44:30.250
- What is going on?
- Look, I recognized the neighborhood.

866
00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:32.250
And I was like, wait a minute,
I got some associates here.

867
00:44:32.250 --> 00:44:34.500
So I figured we go in,
you call your police

868
00:44:34.500 --> 00:44:36.333
and I get some supplies.

869
00:44:36.333 --> 00:44:37.708
<i>Who is it?</i>

870
00:44:38.375 --> 00:44:41.041
- It's me, Boss Tinsel.
- <i>Oh my God, Nick?</i>

871
00:44:41.041 --> 00:44:43.708
Come on, Dad, can't we just go inside

872
00:44:43.708 --> 00:44:46.166
and use the phone
to get him the help he needs?

873
00:44:47.458 --> 00:44:50.083
These associates of yours,
they better not make any trouble.

874
00:44:50.083 --> 00:44:53.000
Oh, come on,
my associates don't make trouble.

875
00:44:53.500 --> 00:44:57.041
- My associates make toys.
- Dad, come on!

876
00:44:57.041 --> 00:44:59.000
He said they make toys.

877
00:44:59.583 --> 00:45:03.583
Okay, look Eddie, I get it, right?
You don't believe I am who I am.

878
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:05.000
Fine.

879
00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:08.000
But let me show you something
that'll completely change your mind.

880
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:09.083
Come with me.

881
00:45:12.416 --> 00:45:16.625
<i>♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪</i>

882
00:45:19.375 --> 00:45:20.625
Yo, Nick!

883
00:45:21.333 --> 00:45:22.583
St. Nick's here!

884
00:45:29.958 --> 00:45:31.666
<i>♪ Ten lords a-leaping ♪</i>

885
00:45:32.291 --> 00:45:34.083
<i>♪ Nine ladies dancing ♪</i>

886
00:45:34.666 --> 00:45:36.541
<i>♪ Eight maids a-milking ♪</i>

887
00:45:36.541 --> 00:45:38.958
<i>♪ Seven swans a-swimming ♪</i>

888
00:45:38.958 --> 00:45:41.000
<i>♪ Six geese a-laying ♪</i>

889
00:45:44.958 --> 00:45:46.458
What up? It is Christmas.

890
00:45:46.458 --> 00:45:48.958
I mean, the most magical time
of the year, Eddie.

891
00:45:48.958 --> 00:45:51.541
I get it, you're a doubter,
you don't believe in anything.

892
00:45:51.541 --> 00:45:54.291
But I ran into my fair share
of doubters in my time.

893
00:45:54.291 --> 00:45:58.125
But once I show them
this wonderful workshop full of toys,

894
00:45:58.125 --> 00:46:00.500
everybody's converted, check this out.

895
00:46:03.291 --> 00:46:07.083
I mean, when you see all these toys,
your mind is gonna be blown.

896
00:46:13.666 --> 00:46:17.041
Um, Nick, where are all the toys?

897
00:46:17.041 --> 00:46:19.375
Yeah, Nick, where are all the toys?

898
00:46:19.375 --> 00:46:21.083
Yes, the toys.

899
00:46:22.458 --> 00:46:26.208
You know what, the elves,
the elves took it on the road

900
00:46:26.208 --> 00:46:29.000
because it's already Christmas morning
in Australia.

901
00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:30.916
Or maybe Christmas afternoon.

902
00:46:30.916 --> 00:46:33.916
Maybe Christmas evening.
I'm not really good at time zones.

903
00:46:33.916 --> 00:46:36.208
You would think I would be,
but I'm terrible.

904
00:46:36.583 --> 00:46:38.833
You know, Gerald and Lucille
will explain everything.

905
00:46:38.833 --> 00:46:40.666
Let's go inside and meet the crew.

906
00:46:42.791 --> 00:46:44.416
There he is, my man.

907
00:46:44.416 --> 00:46:47.750
Sorry skip, we finished the work early
so we started the party.

908
00:46:47.750 --> 00:46:50.833
Of course you did,
that explains why there's no toys.

909
00:46:50.833 --> 00:46:53.958
Hello, Nick.
And who is this cuteness?

910
00:46:53.958 --> 00:46:57.666
This little pepper right here
is Charlotte and that's her father, Eddie.

911
00:46:58.541 --> 00:47:00.250
Eddie's a non-believer.

912
00:47:00.250 --> 00:47:02.375
Really? Oh, Claustrophobic.

913
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:06.750
- I'm sorry, what?
- Claustrophobic, fear of Santa Claus.

914
00:47:06.750 --> 00:47:08.625
I'm just gonna ask one more time.

915
00:47:08.625 --> 00:47:10.625
- What is this place?
- Look here, Eddie.

916
00:47:10.625 --> 00:47:13.541
There are two billion families
in over 160 countries

917
00:47:13.541 --> 00:47:15.041
that celebrate Christmas.

918
00:47:15.041 --> 00:47:16.375
Yeah, so?

919
00:47:16.375 --> 00:47:18.916
At an average
of 1.8 children per household,

920
00:47:18.916 --> 00:47:21.583
Nick here delivers gifts
to a bazillion kids.

921
00:47:21.583 --> 00:47:24.000
- A bazillion?
- It's crazy, right?

922
00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:27.166
Yeah, that is.
It's not the only thing crazy.

923
00:47:27.166 --> 00:47:30.541
Look, I can't produce all those toys
at the No' Po' like that.

924
00:47:30.541 --> 00:47:32.250
- So, I outsource.
- That's right.

925
00:47:32.250 --> 00:47:34.375
With satellite operations in every city.

926
00:47:34.375 --> 00:47:36.875
- Did you say No' Po'?
-  Yes, the North Pole.

927
00:47:36.875 --> 00:47:40.291
Oh, Lucille,
please tell me you have some cookies.

928
00:47:40.291 --> 00:47:43.833
I got a test for the quest and found out
that my blood sugar was pretty low.

929
00:47:43.833 --> 00:47:45.125
So, I need some cookies.

930
00:47:45.125 --> 00:47:47.291
Do I have some cookies? Of course!

931
00:47:47.291 --> 00:47:50.291
- Yes!
- To the kitchen, for some cookies.

932
00:47:50.291 --> 00:47:51.458
Dad, cookies!

933
00:47:52.541 --> 00:47:55.500
Gerald and Lucille,
y'all outdid yourselves this Christmas.

934
00:47:55.500 --> 00:47:57.833
Look at these Christmas cookies!

935
00:47:58.291 --> 00:48:00.750
All this deliciousness.

936
00:48:01.625 --> 00:48:05.041
Now, I'm only supposed to have
two cookies, but I might cheat today.

937
00:48:05.041 --> 00:48:08.000
But if I cheat, I gotta call
my weight coach, Dr. Parnis

938
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:11.041
and Dr. Parnis is a lemming
so if he hears the bad news...

939
00:48:11.041 --> 00:48:13.208
- He might jump off a cliff?
- Exactly.

940
00:48:14.958 --> 00:48:17.875
Oh, Charlotte, look how beautiful
these cookies are.

941
00:48:17.875 --> 00:48:19.875
Hey, would you like to cookie up?

942
00:48:20.458 --> 00:48:22.833
- Dad, can I cookie up?
- No.

943
00:48:22.833 --> 00:48:25.166
- What even is that?
- I'm glad you asked.

944
00:48:25.166 --> 00:48:28.750
See, what you do is you grab
one of these freshly baked cookies

945
00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:31.833
and you put it towards your mouth
like this and then you...

946
00:48:31.833 --> 00:48:33.333
Cookie up, y'all.

947
00:48:35.916 --> 00:48:37.291
Mmm.

948
00:48:37.291 --> 00:48:39.833
It's just eating cookies, I don't see...

949
00:48:39.833 --> 00:48:43.000
Listen, do you have a phone
that I could use, please?

950
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.041
Mm-hmm. It's right over there.

951
00:48:54.083 --> 00:48:56.208
Bet you've never seen one of these before.

952
00:49:02.125 --> 00:49:03.666
- Hello?
- Alli, it's me.

953
00:49:03.666 --> 00:49:06.000
Hi. Where are you guys?

954
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:07.583
Where are we?

955
00:49:07.583 --> 00:49:09.333
<i>You were supposed
to have her home by 8:30.</i>

956
00:49:09.333 --> 00:49:12.583
Listen, we'll be home soon,
we just got a little sidetracked.

957
00:49:12.583 --> 00:49:13.666
Sidetracked?

958
00:49:13.666 --> 00:49:16.416
- No, no, we're gonna be home soon.
- Where are you guys?

959
00:49:16.416 --> 00:49:18.750
Um... we're downtown.

960
00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:21.333
<i>At this time of night?
What are you doing downtown?</i>

961
00:49:21.333 --> 00:49:22.625
Where is Charlotte?

962
00:49:22.625 --> 00:49:26.041
She's right here by me.
It's a work thing.

963
00:49:27.166 --> 00:49:30.250
Oh my gosh, you actually
found a way to go to work tonight.

964
00:49:30.250 --> 00:49:32.666
- No, no, it's not like that.
- <i>It was one night, Eddie.</i>

965
00:49:32.666 --> 00:49:34.750
I can understand you
maybe disappointing me.

966
00:49:34.750 --> 00:49:36.958
<i>- But to disappoint Charlotte?</i>
- Disappoint?

967
00:49:36.958 --> 00:49:40.541
She is having the time of her life.
Hold on, lemme let you talk to her.

968
00:49:40.541 --> 00:49:43.666
Tell your mom that you're good
and safe and not disappointed.

969
00:49:43.666 --> 00:49:45.416
- Tell her.
- Hi, Mom.

970
00:49:45.416 --> 00:49:48.500
- Baby, hi. Are you okay?
<i>- We're with Santa Claus...</i>

971
00:49:48.500 --> 00:49:51.833
And he has a penguin doctor
and he sweats glitter.

972
00:49:51.833 --> 00:49:54.083
And there's these people,
Lucille and Gerald

973
00:49:54.083 --> 00:49:55.666
and they aren't actually elves...

974
00:49:55.666 --> 00:49:57.041
Oh, okay.

975
00:49:57.625 --> 00:50:00.208
Okay, put your father
back on the phone, please.

976
00:50:00.791 --> 00:50:03.500
- Everything's fine, I told you.
- Bring my child home.

977
00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:04.875
- I will.
<i>- And you know what?</i>

978
00:50:04.875 --> 00:50:08.291
- You can forget about the peppermintinis.
- Alright, I got you.

979
00:50:12.416 --> 00:50:15.416
Problem here is that you've got
some brandy fruitcake crumbs

980
00:50:15.416 --> 00:50:17.208
in the transmitter circuit.

981
00:50:17.208 --> 00:50:19.833
But technically,
I don't see anything wrong.

982
00:50:20.375 --> 00:50:22.625
So, how'd you end up
hanging out with this dude?

983
00:50:22.625 --> 00:50:26.000
Look, the night...
The night started pretty normal.

984
00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:28.625
You know, I was getting
all my out-of-towners out the way,

985
00:50:28.625 --> 00:50:31.500
visiting all the homes
of the folks who are away, right?

986
00:50:33.041 --> 00:50:36.041
<i>The Harf family was supposed
to be in Florida, West Palm.</i>

987
00:50:36.916 --> 00:50:38.708
<i>Or so I thought.</i>

988
00:50:39.250 --> 00:50:42.208
Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from.

989
00:50:42.208 --> 00:50:45.333
<i>What I didn't realize was I was about
to interrupt a crooked congressman</i>

990
00:50:45.333 --> 00:50:48.333
who was being bribed to shut down
the Moonlight Mission.

991
00:50:48.333 --> 00:50:50.541
Password is 4273.

992
00:50:50.541 --> 00:50:52.000
It's my name, Harf.

993
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:54.333
Oh, one of the stops
is the homeless shelter

994
00:50:54.333 --> 00:50:56.958
that you did the candle-lighting
ceremony at this morning.

995
00:50:56.958 --> 00:50:58.958
That's right, the Moonlight Mission.

996
00:50:58.958 --> 00:51:02.208
Mr. Marty Plaseck is going to pay me
to get his hands on that land.

997
00:51:02.208 --> 00:51:04.458
Yeah, but, what's he want
with a homeless shelter?

998
00:51:04.458 --> 00:51:06.708
He's gonna tear it down
to build a tire store.

999
00:51:06.708 --> 00:51:09.125
What can I say? I'm a bad guy.

1000
00:51:09.125 --> 00:51:11.250
<i>Yeah, this guy
was a real carbuncle.</i>

1001
00:51:14.083 --> 00:51:16.333
<i>♪ What you gonna get her for Christmas? ♪</i>

1002
00:51:16.333 --> 00:51:20.250
<i>Anyway, I put on my jams
like I always do for the out-of-townies.</i>

1003
00:51:27.791 --> 00:51:29.666
<i>♪ Look here Santa Claus</i>
here's the deal ♪

1004
00:51:30.833 --> 00:51:33.083
<i>♪ I'mma go to the club on Christmas Eve ♪</i>

1005
00:51:33.083 --> 00:51:36.541
<i>♪ And when I come home I wanna see
This underneath my Christmas tree ♪</i>

1006
00:51:36.541 --> 00:51:40.250
<i>♪ Wit dat big booty girl you left for me
Stockings on da fireplace ♪</i>

1007
00:51:40.250 --> 00:51:42.708
<i>♪ Some of that egg nog alizzae ♪</i>

1008
00:51:43.458 --> 00:51:44.458
Hello?

1009
00:51:46.208 --> 00:51:47.208
Excuse me?

1010
00:51:49.750 --> 00:51:50.750
You can see me?

1011
00:51:51.291 --> 00:51:52.291
Yes.

1012
00:51:52.291 --> 00:51:53.750
Um...

1013
00:51:54.541 --> 00:51:56.958
- What are you doing here?

1014
00:51:56.958 --> 00:51:59.458
What am I doing... this is my house.

1015
00:51:59.458 --> 00:52:01.083
This is your house?

1016
00:52:01.083 --> 00:52:03.541
Oh, you know something?

1017
00:52:03.541 --> 00:52:05.333
I'm with the gas company.

1018
00:52:06.291 --> 00:52:07.750
Dressed as Santa?

1019
00:52:07.750 --> 00:52:11.375
B... Because we are...
We're rebranding.

1020
00:52:12.625 --> 00:52:14.708
We're trying to be more family-friendly.

1021
00:52:14.708 --> 00:52:18.250
We've decided to dress according
to the season, so, you know,

1022
00:52:18.250 --> 00:52:20.791
on Easter, I am an Easter bunny.

1023
00:52:20.791 --> 00:52:23.750
Halloween, I'm Dracula,
the old-school version

1024
00:52:23.750 --> 00:52:26.791
with the v-neck hairstyle
and the fangs.

1025
00:52:27.333 --> 00:52:31.791
It's all about the children growing up
'cause they're the future bill payers.

1026
00:52:31.791 --> 00:52:35.000
And because of that,
the children are the future!

1027
00:52:38.750 --> 00:52:40.250
Ow!

1028
00:52:41.250 --> 00:52:42.458
Ah!

1029
00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:00.833
Alright, that's it! Ah!

1030
00:53:06.541 --> 00:53:07.541
Yes.

1031
00:53:08.416 --> 00:53:10.375
Hope you and your friends
like cauliflower.

1032
00:53:10.375 --> 00:53:11.458
Get him!

1033
00:53:13.333 --> 00:53:15.541
And ever since,
these goons have been chasing me.

1034
00:53:15.541 --> 00:53:18.125
Wow, you gotta be kidding me.

1035
00:53:18.666 --> 00:53:21.583
You put me and my daughter
through this terrible night

1036
00:53:21.583 --> 00:53:23.166
all for some bungled burglary?

1037
00:53:23.166 --> 00:53:25.500
Eddie, look, it wasn't
some bungling burglary.

1038
00:53:25.500 --> 00:53:28.291
All this time,
I thought you really needed help.

1039
00:53:28.291 --> 00:53:30.458
I thought you had real issues.

1040
00:53:30.458 --> 00:53:32.416
Come to find out
you're just a common crook!

1041
00:53:32.416 --> 00:53:34.500
Okay, whoa, take it easy, fella.

1042
00:53:34.500 --> 00:53:36.708
- He doesn't mean that.
- Of course I mean it.

1043
00:53:37.625 --> 00:53:40.375
So, that's who they were, huh?
The people that tried to run us over.

1044
00:53:40.375 --> 00:53:42.375
The ones that's been chasing us all night.

1045
00:53:42.375 --> 00:53:44.458
- Is that who you tried to rob?
- He didn't rob anybody.

1046
00:53:44.458 --> 00:53:46.541
Zip it, Willy Wonka.

1047
00:53:46.916 --> 00:53:50.333
Hey, hey, hey, bring it down.
That's the total opposite of me, okay?

1048
00:53:50.333 --> 00:53:52.833
I'm a leaver, not a taker.

1049
00:53:52.833 --> 00:53:55.416
All the charades this whole night,
all of the games.

1050
00:53:55.416 --> 00:53:57.375
Over! The whole night. Let's go, baby.

1051
00:53:57.375 --> 00:53:59.208
You are not gonna
take away everything.

1052
00:53:59.208 --> 00:54:01.083
Everything. Even the cookies.

1053
00:54:01.083 --> 00:54:02.333
-  No!
-  Yes.

1054
00:54:06.875 --> 00:54:07.875
Yes!

1055
00:54:09.666 --> 00:54:11.791
Yes! Exactly what I was looking for.

1056
00:54:11.791 --> 00:54:14.583
- The night is not over yet.
- It's all fixed.

1057
00:54:14.583 --> 00:54:15.791
Thank you.

1058
00:54:15.791 --> 00:54:18.208
Bobby, this whole night
is just out of control.

1059
00:54:18.208 --> 00:54:19.791
It's been a complete nightmare!

1060
00:54:19.791 --> 00:54:21.041
Yeah, you need the address?

1061
00:54:21.041 --> 00:54:22.833
- Don't do this, Dad.
- Charlotte, please.

1062
00:54:22.833 --> 00:54:24.708
- No.
- 259 Perry Street.

1063
00:54:24.708 --> 00:54:27.333
Atlanta, Georgia, 30316.

1064
00:54:28.750 --> 00:54:30.333
Alright, everybody, this has been real.

1065
00:54:30.333 --> 00:54:32.083
But I'm shutting the circus down.

1066
00:54:32.083 --> 00:54:34.083
I'mma get everybody
the help that they need.

1067
00:54:34.083 --> 00:54:37.125
That means you, ladies, stop dancing.
Moulin Rouge is over.

1068
00:54:37.666 --> 00:54:41.166
Would you like some Christmas caroler
caramel confection?

1069
00:54:41.166 --> 00:54:43.875
- Where's Nick?
- On the roof retrieving the reindeer.

1070
00:54:43.875 --> 00:54:47.458
Gerald is seeing him out because
Nick has to deliver the gifts tonight.

1071
00:54:47.458 --> 00:54:50.000
Oh, he asked me to give you this.

1072
00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:59.750
Gerald, thanks for everything,
especially the cookies.

1073
00:54:59.750 --> 00:55:01.250
I'll be out your hair
in a minute, okay?

1074
00:55:01.250 --> 00:55:02.958
Anything for you, Nick,
you know that.

1075
00:55:02.958 --> 00:55:06.000
- Hopefully this thing works.
- It should work.

1076
00:55:08.541 --> 00:55:11.541
You know something, Gerald,
I know exactly why it's not working.

1077
00:55:11.541 --> 00:55:13.875
It's not working
'cause Eddie doesn't believe.

1078
00:55:15.333 --> 00:55:16.333
Nick!

1079
00:55:17.791 --> 00:55:19.833
The fun is over. That's it.

1080
00:55:20.375 --> 00:55:22.875
You got to stop
with this ridiculous show.

1081
00:55:22.875 --> 00:55:27.125
- Wow, you really are a non-believer.
- Enough. Please don't start with that.

1082
00:55:27.125 --> 00:55:30.500
- And you're an old-fashioned thinker.
- Bro, you own a fax machine.

1083
00:55:30.958 --> 00:55:32.208
And a rotary payphone.

1084
00:55:32.791 --> 00:55:35.166
Okay, everyone,
let's be nice and cooperative.

1085
00:55:36.583 --> 00:55:38.958
You know, a whole bunch of people
are gonna wake up tomorrow

1086
00:55:38.958 --> 00:55:40.791
to discover Christmas is canceled.

1087
00:55:41.166 --> 00:55:42.958
- That's on you.
- I'll have to own that.

1088
00:55:42.958 --> 00:55:47.416
You know why? 'Cause I actually
prefer Thanksgiving a lot better.

1089
00:55:47.416 --> 00:55:48.666
Let's go, sir.

1090
00:55:49.583 --> 00:55:51.958
-  What do we do now?
- We improvise.

1091
00:55:57.708 --> 00:56:00.000
We'll put out an All Units
on that SUV

1092
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:02.375
but without a license number,
it's gonna be tricky.

1093
00:56:02.875 --> 00:56:05.916
If you could just hold him
until Atlanta PD can bring full charges

1094
00:56:05.916 --> 00:56:08.875
so I can get Charlotte home to her mother
I would greatly appreciate it.

1095
00:56:08.875 --> 00:56:10.708
I don't think you're gonna have to wait.

1096
00:56:10.708 --> 00:56:12.708
We got a call
about 10 minutes after yours.

1097
00:56:12.708 --> 00:56:15.208
Eddie, this is detectives Jack Finer
and Zachary Strome.

1098
00:56:15.208 --> 00:56:17.458
- Nice to meet you.
- With the DeKalb County warrants division.

1099
00:56:17.458 --> 00:56:20.583
Turns out your perp's wanted in connection
with a whole spate of B&E's up there.

1100
00:56:20.583 --> 00:56:22.250
It's time for Ron to face the music.

1101
00:56:22.250 --> 00:56:24.416
- Ron?
- Ron Campbell.

1102
00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:27.291
AKA the chimney thief.

1103
00:56:28.666 --> 00:56:31.250
- He have any personal items?
- Just this.

1104
00:56:31.666 --> 00:56:32.666
What's that?

1105
00:56:33.333 --> 00:56:34.625
That's the reindeer clicker.

1106
00:56:43.333 --> 00:56:45.041
Eddie, what's going on?

1107
00:56:45.041 --> 00:56:47.208
What's going on
is you're not Santa Claus.

1108
00:56:47.208 --> 00:56:48.458
You're Ron Campbell.

1109
00:56:48.458 --> 00:56:50.416
A burglar from Atlanta.

1110
00:56:50.416 --> 00:56:53.041
- But you knew that, right?
- I have a bunch of aliases,

1111
00:56:53.041 --> 00:56:54.375
and that's not one of them.

1112
00:56:54.375 --> 00:56:57.166
Sometimes I go by Victor Van Vitch,
you got Freddy Cougar.

1113
00:56:57.166 --> 00:57:00.041
Mellencamp, that's a good one,
or my new favorite,

1114
00:57:00.041 --> 00:57:01.791
Lil Baby Claus.

1115
00:57:01.791 --> 00:57:04.000
All the rappers
got Lil and Baby in their names,

1116
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:05.541
so I thought I'd try it too.

1117
00:57:05.541 --> 00:57:08.250
Please don't make this
more difficult than it has to be.

1118
00:57:08.250 --> 00:57:10.208
Eddie, listen to me.

1119
00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:13.000
These men are not who they say they are.

1120
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:14.541
That's it, Nick.

1121
00:57:14.541 --> 00:57:16.458
Next time, come up with a better story

1122
00:57:16.916 --> 00:57:19.000
'cause there's no such thing
as penguin doctors

1123
00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.625
and reindeer who like to fight
to movie themes.

1124
00:57:21.625 --> 00:57:24.458
There's only honest people
and dishonest people.

1125
00:57:24.458 --> 00:57:26.458
And you know which one you are, right?

1126
00:57:29.041 --> 00:57:30.625
You really don't believe.

1127
00:57:40.708 --> 00:57:42.333
Nick, where are you going?

1128
00:57:44.041 --> 00:57:46.875
Honestly, I don't even know.

1129
00:57:48.333 --> 00:57:50.416
Take care of your dad, okay, Charlotte?

1130
00:57:52.250 --> 00:57:53.458
So long.

1131
00:57:58.541 --> 00:58:00.875
- Little Bobby Carlotta.
-  Mm-hmm.

1132
00:58:01.333 --> 00:58:03.166
No train set for you this Christmas.

1133
00:58:03.166 --> 00:58:05.541
I've given you 35 of them.

1134
00:58:05.541 --> 00:58:07.041
Play with the old ones.

1135
00:58:08.583 --> 00:58:09.833
No choo-choo for you!

1136
00:58:13.500 --> 00:58:15.333
No idea what he's talking about.

1137
00:58:16.208 --> 00:58:18.125
Dad, don't let them take Nick.

1138
00:58:18.125 --> 00:58:19.958
Charlotte, he was being untruthful.

1139
00:58:19.958 --> 00:58:21.791
Lying to us the whole night.

1140
00:58:21.791 --> 00:58:23.625
Okay? He's not Santa Claus.

1141
00:58:23.625 --> 00:58:26.208
I could actually use a snack,
I'm a little hungry.

1142
00:58:26.208 --> 00:58:28.750
Can we stop so I can get
some cookies or something?

1143
00:58:29.458 --> 00:58:30.458
Where is it?

1144
00:58:30.958 --> 00:58:32.833
- The tablet.
- I knew it!

1145
00:58:32.833 --> 00:58:34.375
I knew y'all were bad guys.

1146
00:58:34.375 --> 00:58:36.000
I had a feeling, right?

1147
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:38.083
I'm supposed to know, it's part of my job.

1148
00:58:38.083 --> 00:58:40.166
- To know who's naughty or nice...
- Shut up!

1149
00:58:40.166 --> 00:58:42.416
Where is the tablet?

1150
00:58:42.416 --> 00:58:45.541
Well, I usually keep the tablet
in my secret Santa pocket,

1151
00:58:45.541 --> 00:58:47.833
but guess what,
it's not in there.

1152
00:58:47.833 --> 00:58:49.000
Right, right.

1153
00:58:51.333 --> 00:58:53.208
You're welcome for us doing your job.

1154
00:58:53.208 --> 00:58:55.000
- Did you get it?
- No.

1155
00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:58.625
It's gonna take come persuading.
Harf is at the mayor's Christmas party.

1156
00:58:58.625 --> 00:58:59.875
See you there.

1157
00:59:02.500 --> 00:59:03.500
Yo, Eddie.

1158
00:59:04.750 --> 00:59:06.333
Found this in your guy's cell.

1159
00:59:06.333 --> 00:59:08.375
He didn't have it
when he was being processed.

1160
00:59:08.375 --> 00:59:11.875
Yeah, he has this thing where
he makes stuff disappear somehow.

1161
00:59:11.875 --> 00:59:13.375
I can't figure out how he does it.

1162
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:16.333
- Think you could get me an Uber?
- Yeah, I got you.

1163
00:59:16.708 --> 00:59:18.041
- I owe you.
- Yeah, you do.

1164
00:59:39.250 --> 00:59:40.250
Harf.

1165
00:59:40.250 --> 00:59:41.791
H-A-R-F.

1166
00:59:42.833 --> 00:59:45.041
Oh, I can't believe it was that easy.

1167
00:59:45.833 --> 00:59:46.833
Oh, wow.

1168
00:59:47.458 --> 00:59:48.583
What?

1169
00:59:48.583 --> 00:59:51.208
Can you believe
this is how they've been tracking us?

1170
00:59:51.208 --> 00:59:54.458
- The iPad?
- Yes, these are very bad people, Char.

1171
00:59:54.958 --> 00:59:57.000
Doing very bad things.

1172
01:00:11.583 --> 01:00:13.083
Anyone smell cinnamon?

1173
01:00:17.500 --> 01:00:19.958
You know, feelers out there, and if...

1174
01:00:24.083 --> 01:00:25.333
Excuse me, gentlemen.

1175
01:00:26.125 --> 01:00:28.750
Oh my God, he's even trying
to shut down the Moonlight Mission.

1176
01:00:28.750 --> 01:00:31.333
<i>A Christmas tree is like a pair...</i>

1177
01:00:31.333 --> 01:00:33.208
Can you believe that?

1178
01:00:33.208 --> 01:00:35.625
He stands out there popping off
about all the good things

1179
01:00:35.625 --> 01:00:37.500
he's gonna do to that place.

1180
01:00:37.500 --> 01:00:41.333
Dad, look, those are
the guys who took Nick.

1181
01:00:41.333 --> 01:00:43.083
We need to help him.

1182
01:00:43.083 --> 01:00:45.916
He may be different
than who we thought he was, Dad,

1183
01:00:45.916 --> 01:00:48.041
but he's not a bad person.

1184
01:00:48.041 --> 01:00:49.291
Okay.

1185
01:00:49.291 --> 01:00:52.333
I'll call my guy, Bobby, at the station
and let him know, okay?

1186
01:00:53.708 --> 01:00:55.708
I gotta un-bedazzle this phone somehow.

1187
01:01:01.041 --> 01:01:03.375
- What's that?
- Remember, Lucille gave it to me.

1188
01:01:03.375 --> 01:01:06.000
Said it was from Nick. Let me see.

1189
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:11.291
<i>Dear Santa, instead of toys this year,</i>

1190
01:01:11.291 --> 01:01:14.000
<i>I would like my parents
to not fight so much</i>

1191
01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.333
<i>and to not get a divorce.</i>

1192
01:01:16.333 --> 01:01:18.791
<i>They are Theo and Brenda Garrick.</i>

1193
01:01:18.791 --> 01:01:20.916
<i>I have an idea for you.</i>

1194
01:01:20.916 --> 01:01:23.500
<i>My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod.</i>

1195
01:01:23.500 --> 01:01:26.041
<i>He loves to fish.</i>

1196
01:01:26.041 --> 01:01:29.250
<i>He catches bass and trout and shad,</i>

1197
01:01:29.250 --> 01:01:32.833
<i>so if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,</i>

1198
01:01:32.833 --> 01:01:34.541
<i>everyone would be happy.</i>

1199
01:01:35.333 --> 01:01:38.000
<i>Thanks and safe travels
this Christmas Eve.</i>

1200
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:40.083
Your friend, Eddie Garrick.

1201
01:01:44.666 --> 01:01:45.833
We do have to help him.

1202
01:01:46.291 --> 01:01:48.000
- We do?
- Yes, we do.

1203
01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:50.333
- But we don't know how to find him.
- Look!

1204
01:01:52.041 --> 01:01:55.958
- Gimme an H, gimme an O...
- You're the smartest girl I know.

1205
01:01:56.625 --> 01:01:58.916
Alright, if you don't want a bad rating,
change of plan.

1206
01:01:58.916 --> 01:02:00.125
New address.

1207
01:02:00.125 --> 01:02:01.208
Whoa.

1208
01:02:02.833 --> 01:02:04.500
Hey, bud, you haven't touched
your chicken.

1209
01:02:04.500 --> 01:02:06.625
Oh, honey, don't be disappointed.

1210
01:02:06.625 --> 01:02:08.625
I get it, Santa jumped
out the back of our van

1211
01:02:08.625 --> 01:02:10.375
but at least we got to meet him.

1212
01:02:10.375 --> 01:02:12.083
And he knew who we were.

1213
01:02:12.083 --> 01:02:14.666
He knew who we were,
he knew who you were.

1214
01:02:14.666 --> 01:02:16.083
We need your help.

1215
01:02:16.083 --> 01:02:17.708
-  Oh, hey.
- What's going on?

1216
01:02:17.708 --> 01:02:20.000
- Oh, you.
- What do you need our help for?

1217
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:22.541
- To find Nick.
- Alright.

1218
01:02:22.541 --> 01:02:24.416
Damn this thing!

1219
01:02:24.416 --> 01:02:27.125
Tony, how many times I tell you, huh?
How many times?

1220
01:02:27.125 --> 01:02:28.666
We need to get a new machine.

1221
01:02:28.666 --> 01:02:30.166
I can't work like this.

1222
01:02:31.708 --> 01:02:32.708
Where is he now?

1223
01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.000
He's right here!

1224
01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:37.041
- Right where?
- Uptown.

1225
01:02:37.041 --> 01:02:39.375
- Uptown where?
- Looks like the mayor's mansion.

1226
01:02:39.375 --> 01:02:41.666
- Then that's where we have to go.
- What for?

1227
01:02:41.666 --> 01:02:43.000
To save Santa Claus!

1228
01:02:47.083 --> 01:02:49.000
Somebody wants to do Christmas.

1229
01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:50.791
No, no, no...

1230
01:02:54.250 --> 01:02:55.500
Okay, let's just go.

1231
01:02:56.291 --> 01:02:58.583
- What do we do?
-  We do Christmas!

1232
01:03:01.416 --> 01:03:03.958
<i>♪ It's Christmas time
and we got the spirit ♪</i>

1233
01:03:03.958 --> 01:03:08.958
<i>♪ Jack Frost chillin</i>', <i>the hawk is out
And that's what Christmas is all about ♪</i>

1234
01:03:08.958 --> 01:03:11.791
Wow, is that snow?

1235
01:03:11.791 --> 01:03:14.875
We haven't had snow on Christmas Eve
in maybe 30 years.

1236
01:03:14.875 --> 01:03:17.958
Not maybe. It's been exactly 30 years.

1237
01:03:17.958 --> 01:03:20.583
<i>♪ We wanna say Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year ♪</i>

1238
01:03:34.041 --> 01:03:36.375
- Where's he at now?
- Just outside the mansion.

1239
01:03:44.666 --> 01:03:47.333
- Are you okay, honey?
- Two months worth of CrossFit, honey.

1240
01:03:47.333 --> 01:03:49.125
-  Alright.

1241
01:03:50.916 --> 01:03:52.750
- Be careful.
- I got this.

1242
01:03:56.541 --> 01:03:58.416
Dad, I wanna go with you.

1243
01:03:58.416 --> 01:04:01.458
Not a chance, you stay here.
You guys keep an eye on her, okay?

1244
01:04:01.958 --> 01:04:04.083
Eddie, don't forget this.

1245
01:04:04.833 --> 01:04:05.833
Hey, Eddie!

1246
01:04:05.833 --> 01:04:07.833
- Huh?
-  Do Christmas.

1247
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:10.000
Yeah.

1248
01:04:17.083 --> 01:04:19.875
Here's what I'm thinking,
I'm thinking you brought me here

1249
01:04:19.875 --> 01:04:22.125
to get the naughty
and nice list, of course,

1250
01:04:22.125 --> 01:04:24.833
but it's not the naughty and nice list
'cause you already have that.

1251
01:04:24.833 --> 01:04:27.500
So, when you're done with the list,
just give it back to me

1252
01:04:27.500 --> 01:04:29.375
so I can finish my deliveries
for the night.

1253
01:04:29.375 --> 01:04:30.833
- Hello.

1254
01:04:30.833 --> 01:04:32.291
<i>Let me see him.</i>

1255
01:04:34.291 --> 01:04:35.500
<i>Where's my tablet?</i>

1256
01:04:35.500 --> 01:04:38.416
Like I told your associates,
I don't know what you're talking about.

1257
01:04:38.416 --> 01:04:40.291
<i>You were in my house looking for it.</i>

1258
01:04:40.291 --> 01:04:42.916
<i>- Who do you work for?</i>
- That's been a debate for generations.

1259
01:04:42.916 --> 01:04:45.791
You know? Some people think
I work for Mother Nature,

1260
01:04:45.791 --> 01:04:47.250
or Father Time,

1261
01:04:47.250 --> 01:04:49.750
and recently everybody thinks
I work for Beyoncé.

1262
01:04:49.750 --> 01:04:52.083
But no, every married man
would understand this.

1263
01:04:52.083 --> 01:04:53.500
I work for Mrs. Claus.

1264
01:04:53.500 --> 01:04:56.708
Mrs. Claus is running everything,
whatever she tells me to do,

1265
01:04:56.708 --> 01:04:58.958
that is what I do.

1266
01:04:58.958 --> 01:05:00.833
<i>As soon as I get out of this event,</i>

1267
01:05:00.833 --> 01:05:03.208
<i>you and I are going to have
a little discussion</i>

1268
01:05:03.208 --> 01:05:06.916
<i>and I'm not going to lie,
it will be painful for you.</i>

1269
01:05:07.291 --> 01:05:08.416
<i>- Mary?
- </i>  Yes, sir.

1270
01:05:08.416 --> 01:05:10.666
<i>I'll meet you at the place
next to the thing</i>

1271
01:05:10.666 --> 01:05:12.750
<i>and we will get
this information out of him.</i>

1272
01:05:12.750 --> 01:05:14.250
Copy that, boss.

1273
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:18.375
- Let's get this over with.

1274
01:05:18.375 --> 01:05:21.875
It's probably the boss to clear up
where the place by the thing is.

1275
01:05:21.875 --> 01:05:24.250
- Good, 'cause I had no idea.
- Yeah, boss?

1276
01:05:27.875 --> 01:05:31.083
<i>♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i>

1277
01:05:31.083 --> 01:05:33.666
<i>♪ Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪</i>

1278
01:05:33.666 --> 01:05:35.708
Where'd he go, where'd he go?

1279
01:05:36.916 --> 01:05:37.916
Nick!

1280
01:05:37.916 --> 01:05:39.666
Go get him!

1281
01:05:39.791 --> 01:05:41.375
Hey, Eddie, how you doing?

1282
01:05:43.541 --> 01:05:45.333
What is going on in there?

1283
01:05:45.333 --> 01:05:48.083
Guess they heard
one too many Christmas songs.

1284
01:05:50.416 --> 01:05:52.750
Looks like it's wearing off now,
let's get out of here.

1285
01:05:52.750 --> 01:05:54.500
Claus! Right there.

1286
01:05:55.166 --> 01:05:56.208
Get him!

1287
01:06:00.250 --> 01:06:01.416
Madam Mayor.

1288
01:06:01.833 --> 01:06:03.250
What a lovely party.

1289
01:06:03.250 --> 01:06:05.750
Thank you so much, Conrad,
that's so nice of you.

1290
01:06:06.250 --> 01:06:07.416
Now, what do you want?

1291
01:06:07.416 --> 01:06:09.208
What're you doing here?

1292
01:06:09.208 --> 01:06:11.583
- I came here for you.
- What do you mean you...

1293
01:06:11.583 --> 01:06:14.041
- Did the Truckles track me here?
- Yeah, they did.

1294
01:06:14.041 --> 01:06:16.125
You know what? I love that family.

1295
01:06:16.125 --> 01:06:18.791
Look, there's one more thing
I gotta tell you, but...

1296
01:06:18.791 --> 01:06:20.875
Let's just get out of here.
I'll tell you later.

1297
01:06:20.875 --> 01:06:22.166
They can't guard him

1298
01:06:22.166 --> 01:06:23.916
and I'm the loud soccer mom.

1299
01:06:23.916 --> 01:06:26.958
I'm sorry, excuse me,
Madam Mayor, just a moment.

1300
01:06:32.416 --> 01:06:33.416
They got away.

1301
01:06:33.416 --> 01:06:36.375
You know, those bad guys
are after my naughty and nice list.

1302
01:06:36.375 --> 01:06:38.125
- Oh, macaroons.
- Yes, I know.

1303
01:06:38.125 --> 01:06:41.083
Harf is a congressman
on the House of Appropriations Committee.

1304
01:06:41.083 --> 01:06:43.166
He's been accepting bribes
and he's basically using it

1305
01:06:43.166 --> 01:06:44.666
like his own private piggy bank.

1306
01:06:44.666 --> 01:06:46.208
Those are a lot of words.

1307
01:06:48.291 --> 01:06:49.875
Come on, come on, man.

1308
01:06:50.791 --> 01:06:52.250
So, the tablet that you took

1309
01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:55.125
contains a list of all the pay-offs
he intends to collect tonight.

1310
01:06:55.125 --> 01:06:56.500
You believe that, Eddie?

1311
01:07:11.083 --> 01:07:12.375
Stop!

1312
01:07:16.458 --> 01:07:19.708
- You okay, boss? You look tired.

1313
01:07:22.541 --> 01:07:23.750
Where's my tablet?

1314
01:07:23.750 --> 01:07:25.833
Like I said, I don't know.

1315
01:07:25.833 --> 01:07:31.750
Look, Santa,
I have no problem destroying this...

1316
01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:34.083
for every kid in America.

1317
01:07:34.083 --> 01:07:35.625
Oh, sorry.

1318
01:07:36.541 --> 01:07:38.750
He thinks I'm just local, no, I'm...

1319
01:07:38.750 --> 01:07:40.750
I'm global.

1320
01:07:40.750 --> 01:07:42.166
Okay.

1321
01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:44.708
- What about you?
- What about me?

1322
01:07:44.708 --> 01:07:46.916
What's your involvement in all of this?

1323
01:07:46.916 --> 01:07:49.083
I'm just Santa's helper, that's it.

1324
01:07:50.166 --> 01:07:51.833
Eddie, did you just say...

1325
01:07:52.708 --> 01:07:55.166
- Did you just say that out loud?
- Don't do that.

1326
01:07:55.166 --> 01:07:57.000
That you're Santa's helper.

1327
01:07:57.750 --> 01:08:00.083
- You've come such a long way, Eddie.
- Don't...

1328
01:08:00.083 --> 01:08:01.500
Y'all heard that!

1329
01:08:02.208 --> 01:08:04.250
He said he's Santa's helper!

1330
01:08:04.250 --> 01:08:06.208
- Alright.
- That is partnership!

1331
01:08:06.208 --> 01:08:07.958
Okay, okay, alright, alright.

1332
01:08:07.958 --> 01:08:09.250
Okay, don't go too far.

1333
01:08:09.250 --> 01:08:11.791
-  Calm down.
- What is happening here?

1334
01:08:12.250 --> 01:08:14.041
How can these two rob us,

1335
01:08:14.041 --> 01:08:16.166
outfox us, outrun us?

1336
01:08:16.166 --> 01:08:17.541
These two!

1337
01:08:17.541 --> 01:08:19.916
Man, you are not Santa Claus.

1338
01:08:19.916 --> 01:08:22.625
And you, you're not whoever it is
you think you are.

1339
01:08:22.625 --> 01:08:24.541
Why you messin' with me?
I didn't do anything.

1340
01:08:24.541 --> 01:08:27.375
Take them to the spot
and use everything we learned

1341
01:08:27.375 --> 01:08:29.500
on Google on how to extract information

1342
01:08:29.500 --> 01:08:32.083
from those who don't want
information extracted from them.

1343
01:08:32.083 --> 01:08:33.458
Yes, Conrad Harf!

1344
01:08:34.916 --> 01:08:38.708
When you were nine years old,
you wanted the Action Arthur ninja doll.

1345
01:08:38.708 --> 01:08:41.083
With the kung fu grip...
Yes you did, yes you did.

1346
01:08:41.083 --> 01:08:43.750
- Yes you did.
- I don't know what you're talking...

1347
01:08:43.750 --> 01:08:45.000
about.

1348
01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:48.500
It had the little button in the back
and the foot and the arm would come up.

1349
01:08:48.500 --> 01:08:51.291
The right foot and the left hand
and it would do a karate thing.

1350
01:08:51.291 --> 01:08:53.625
But you wanted it.
It was tricky, we couldn't get it

1351
01:08:53.625 --> 01:08:56.208
because the gingerbread men
decided to go on a strike.

1352
01:08:56.208 --> 01:08:59.875
I know you really wanted that action doll
and I'm sorry I couldn't get it for you.

1353
01:08:59.875 --> 01:09:01.500
But it all makes sense now

1354
01:09:01.500 --> 01:09:05.583
which is why you probably got this weird
origin villain story right now.

1355
01:09:05.583 --> 01:09:06.958
Shut up!

1356
01:09:08.875 --> 01:09:11.250
You guys take care of this.

1357
01:09:13.125 --> 01:09:14.166
I got it.

1358
01:09:18.875 --> 01:09:20.166
Give me this.

1359
01:09:24.375 --> 01:09:26.708
Very good.

1360
01:09:27.541 --> 01:09:29.958
-  Now...
- Eddie, you gotta believe.

1361
01:09:30.666 --> 01:09:35.083
- Believe and magic happens.
- What shall we do about these two?

1362
01:09:35.083 --> 01:09:38.541
- What is that?
- Little known Santa fact number four.

1363
01:09:38.541 --> 01:09:40.583
Reindeer can do more than just fly.

1364
01:09:40.583 --> 01:09:43.916
They're great at gift wrapping,
making pasta from scratch,

1365
01:09:43.916 --> 01:09:47.541
and protecting Santa
against anybody that messes with him.

1366
01:10:01.833 --> 01:10:04.083
Eddie, open your eyes.

1367
01:10:38.458 --> 01:10:40.666
Man, where have they been all night?

1368
01:10:41.041 --> 01:10:43.458
They've just been circling the sky
waiting on you.

1369
01:10:43.458 --> 01:10:45.208
Just waiting on you to have faith.

1370
01:11:20.708 --> 01:11:23.833
<i>♪ Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years ♪</i>

1371
01:11:23.833 --> 01:11:26.291
<i>♪ I'm rocking my peers
Putting suckas in fear ♪</i>

1372
01:11:26.291 --> 01:11:28.791
<i>♪ Making the tears
Rain down like a monsoon ♪</i>

1373
01:11:28.791 --> 01:11:31.041
<i>♪ Listen to the bass go boom ♪</i>

1374
01:11:36.541 --> 01:11:37.708
Turn those lights off!

1375
01:11:40.416 --> 01:11:42.500
Please, no!

1376
01:11:50.041 --> 01:11:52.000
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1377
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:54.416
<i>♪ Mama said knock you out ♪</i>

1378
01:11:54.416 --> 01:11:56.708
<i>♪ Don't you never ever pull my lever ♪</i>

1379
01:11:58.208 --> 01:11:59.750
<i>♪ 'Cause I explode ♪</i>

1380
01:12:03.958 --> 01:12:05.291
Aww.

1381
01:12:05.291 --> 01:12:08.458
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1382
01:12:11.791 --> 01:12:19.208
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1383
01:12:23.458 --> 01:12:26.083
- How long will I be up here?
- It's what you get.

1384
01:12:26.083 --> 01:12:27.583
Mommy!

1385
01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:39.750
- You see the reindeer?
- Yeah!

1386
01:12:39.750 --> 01:12:41.416
- You wanna go pet them?
- Mm-hmm.

1387
01:12:43.750 --> 01:12:44.750
Hi!

1388
01:12:44.750 --> 01:12:46.375
You're so fluffy.

1389
01:12:46.833 --> 01:12:48.250
Good job.

1390
01:12:48.250 --> 01:12:51.166
I missed you so much,
great job tonight, ladies.

1391
01:12:52.416 --> 01:12:54.791
Alright,
let's get out of here.

1392
01:12:54.791 --> 01:12:55.875
Hey, Nick.

1393
01:12:56.791 --> 01:12:59.041
- You're forgetting something.

1394
01:13:00.083 --> 01:13:02.125
Can't forget this.

1395
01:13:02.125 --> 01:13:03.541
Thank you.

1396
01:13:04.416 --> 01:13:05.416
Hey.

1397
01:13:08.791 --> 01:13:12.375
You know, this whole time you've been
trying to get me to believe in you.

1398
01:13:14.291 --> 01:13:15.875
I want you to know that

1399
01:13:16.625 --> 01:13:19.708
I wouldn't have got there
if you didn't believe in me first.

1400
01:13:19.708 --> 01:13:23.333
Look, Eddie, I would love
to take the credit for this, but...

1401
01:13:24.750 --> 01:13:26.875
It wasn't about me believing in you.

1402
01:13:26.875 --> 01:13:30.250
You know who truly believed in you
to make all this happen?

1403
01:13:30.250 --> 01:13:32.791
That amazing little girl
right over there.

1404
01:13:35.791 --> 01:13:37.375
Can you smile for me?

1405
01:13:38.916 --> 01:13:40.291
Hi!

1406
01:13:40.291 --> 01:13:43.041
So, are these your brothers
or your sisters, or... ?

1407
01:13:43.041 --> 01:13:44.416
Look, Eddie,

1408
01:13:44.958 --> 01:13:48.041
all I wanna do
is have you start believing again.

1409
01:13:48.708 --> 01:13:50.666
<i>Like you once did, you know?</i>

1410
01:13:51.583 --> 01:13:53.041
<i>When eight-year-old Eddie</i>

1411
01:13:54.458 --> 01:13:58.416
<i>thought that a fishing rod
would solve all of his problems.</i>

1412
01:14:02.375 --> 01:14:04.625
You know,
things aren't so bad, Nick.

1413
01:14:05.083 --> 01:14:06.500
Things aren't so bad at all.

1414
01:14:14.166 --> 01:14:15.291
Oh, before I forget.

1415
01:14:15.291 --> 01:14:17.125
Could you give this to Harf for me?

1416
01:14:18.375 --> 01:14:21.208
- Got it.
- Tell him it's from Santa.

1417
01:14:32.208 --> 01:14:33.416
Bye, Nick!

1418
01:14:34.875 --> 01:14:38.125
You really pulled out all the stops
this year, Madam Mayor.

1419
01:14:46.833 --> 01:14:48.375
He's on the move!

1420
01:14:52.666 --> 01:14:55.000
So, my dad pressed
the reindeer clicker, right?

1421
01:14:55.000 --> 01:14:56.416
And that called the reindeer.

1422
01:14:56.416 --> 01:14:59.000
Are you getting this?
Should I start over?

1423
01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:01.916
Everything you need to know
about the crooked congressman

1424
01:15:01.916 --> 01:15:04.791
and his three stooges
is on there, alright?

1425
01:15:04.791 --> 01:15:07.333
Harf, before you go...

1426
01:15:07.333 --> 01:15:09.791
- He wanted you to have this.
- What is it?

1427
01:15:10.500 --> 01:15:12.916
- Guess you gotta open it and see.

1428
01:15:15.541 --> 01:15:17.583
No... No...

1429
01:15:17.583 --> 01:15:20.500
Action Arthur! Action Arthur!

1430
01:15:21.458 --> 01:15:22.958
I'm a good boy now!

1431
01:15:22.958 --> 01:15:25.625
- Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
- Yeah, okay...

1432
01:15:25.625 --> 01:15:28.125
- Get him in.
- Action Arthur, officer!

1433
01:15:28.125 --> 01:15:30.166
Action Arthur.

1434
01:15:30.166 --> 01:15:32.208
Maybe he really was Santa.

1435
01:15:32.208 --> 01:15:34.375
I told you the entire time.

1436
01:15:34.375 --> 01:15:36.500
He's magic!

1437
01:15:36.500 --> 01:15:38.375
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1438
01:15:39.583 --> 01:15:43.333
Aren't you guys a little old
to be believing in Santa Claus?

1439
01:15:43.333 --> 01:15:45.083
I'm 42.

1440
01:15:51.541 --> 01:15:54.875
Hello? Nick! You okay?

1441
01:15:56.583 --> 01:15:57.958
You got it, brother.

1442
01:15:59.875 --> 01:16:02.333
We are back, people! We are back!

1443
01:16:06.458 --> 01:16:08.291
Merry Christmas!

1444
01:16:09.000 --> 01:16:11.958
One, two, three...
We saved Christmas!

1445
01:16:12.666 --> 01:16:13.958
Alright, let's roll.

1446
01:16:13.958 --> 01:16:15.458
Time to keep on trucking.

1447
01:16:33.458 --> 01:16:35.625
It's okay, Dad, you'll do great.

1448
01:16:44.541 --> 01:16:46.000
Are you okay? Oh!

1449
01:16:46.625 --> 01:16:50.000
- I'm fine, we had the best night.
- Where were you?

1450
01:16:50.458 --> 01:16:53.708
I know you're not gonna believe me,
but we were with Santa Claus.

1451
01:16:53.708 --> 01:16:56.916
Okay, you know what, Eddie?
Now is not the time to mess with me.

1452
01:16:56.916 --> 01:16:59.500
No, no, baby, we were.
We were with Santa Claus.

1453
01:16:59.500 --> 01:17:02.208
I promise. Charlotte,
you gonna leave me out to dry?

1454
01:17:02.208 --> 01:17:05.000
- Back me up.
- Mom, Dad's telling the truth.

1455
01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:06.083
We were!

1456
01:17:06.083 --> 01:17:08.125
Now you've enlisted
our 8-year-old daughter

1457
01:17:08.125 --> 01:17:09.666
to go along with your shenanigans?

1458
01:17:09.666 --> 01:17:11.916
No, I would never do that,
I'm telling you.

1459
01:17:11.916 --> 01:17:14.000
Just listen for a second.

1460
01:17:16.250 --> 01:17:17.250
What was that?

1461
01:17:21.416 --> 01:17:22.791
What are y'all looking at?

1462
01:17:26.666 --> 01:17:28.375
What are you doing here?

1463
01:17:28.375 --> 01:17:32.583
See, I knew your story wouldn't fly,
so, I decided to help you out a bit.

1464
01:17:32.583 --> 01:17:34.958
Yeah, it crashed right into the ocean.

1465
01:17:34.958 --> 01:17:36.916
- Hi.
- Hi.

1466
01:17:36.916 --> 01:17:39.333
You're the Santa Claus...

1467
01:17:39.333 --> 01:17:41.958
Yes, I am The Santa Claus.

1468
01:17:42.750 --> 01:17:44.916
Okay, well...

1469
01:17:44.916 --> 01:17:47.083
What's up with the hombre beard?

1470
01:17:47.083 --> 01:17:50.291
He dyed it because of his midlife crisis.

1471
01:17:51.083 --> 01:17:53.625
You, you...
This is all quite unbelievable.

1472
01:17:53.625 --> 01:17:55.750
You know what's unbelievable?

1473
01:17:56.291 --> 01:17:58.916
The look on your seven-year-old face

1474
01:17:58.916 --> 01:18:03.208
when you got
your Mr. and Mrs. Seahorse family playset.

1475
01:18:03.958 --> 01:18:06.208
You were so excited to have that.

1476
01:18:06.208 --> 01:18:08.625
You didn't think
you'd get a gift that year because...

1477
01:18:08.625 --> 01:18:10.750
My dad had lost his job.

1478
01:18:12.416 --> 01:18:14.833
I don't remember telling you about that.

1479
01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:16.708
You didn't, that's what I'm saying.

1480
01:18:16.708 --> 01:18:18.916
This is what I've been
dealing with all night.

1481
01:18:19.625 --> 01:18:21.541
Okay, goodnight.

1482
01:18:21.541 --> 01:18:23.458
Wait, don't leave just yet.

1483
01:18:23.458 --> 01:18:26.875
Eddie here has something
he wants to tell you.

1484
01:18:26.875 --> 01:18:30.166
- I do?
-  He knows what you are thinking.

1485
01:18:30.166 --> 01:18:32.708
I know what you're thinking,
so you gonna say it.

1486
01:18:32.708 --> 01:18:33.791
You gonna say it.

1487
01:18:33.791 --> 01:18:35.375
- Yes, I do, I do.
- He does.

1488
01:18:35.375 --> 01:18:38.583
- There you go, go ahead, do your thing.
- I... I'm going.

1489
01:18:38.583 --> 01:18:40.708
Okay, gimme some space.

1490
01:18:40.708 --> 01:18:41.916
Okay.

1491
01:18:45.041 --> 01:18:46.750
- Allison...
- Allison...

1492
01:18:48.166 --> 01:18:49.541
You know something?

1493
01:18:50.333 --> 01:18:51.458
I'll be over here.

1494
01:18:55.125 --> 01:18:58.041
Allison, I think I've always been afraid.

1495
01:18:58.041 --> 01:19:01.958
Ever since I was eight years old,
I've been terrified

1496
01:19:01.958 --> 01:19:04.625
because on Christmas,
my parents split up.

1497
01:19:05.125 --> 01:19:08.416
So, when Charlotte turned eight,
it just all came flooding back.

1498
01:19:08.916 --> 01:19:11.791
And I figured it's safer to,
as you say, detach.

1499
01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:15.208
But that's not being safe, I know.

1500
01:19:15.708 --> 01:19:17.208
That's just being afraid.

1501
01:19:19.083 --> 01:19:22.041
Now I realize
none of that makes any sense.

1502
01:19:22.458 --> 01:19:25.875
Not when you have something
that you really believe in.

1503
01:19:26.416 --> 01:19:29.208
And for me, that's you.

1504
01:19:31.916 --> 01:19:33.791
And my beautiful daughter, Charlotte.

1505
01:19:36.541 --> 01:19:38.583
I guess what I'm trying to say is that

1506
01:19:39.125 --> 01:19:41.041
you two are my Christmas.

1507
01:19:42.416 --> 01:19:43.708
Every day of the year.

1508
01:19:44.541 --> 01:19:45.750
And I love you.

1509
01:19:48.750 --> 01:19:51.458
It took your buddy, Santa,
to help you figure out all of this?

1510
01:19:52.208 --> 01:19:55.375
He did a little bit, yes.
I'll give him a little credit.

1511
01:19:56.208 --> 01:19:58.708
Man, you gonna make me cry.

1512
01:20:03.458 --> 01:20:04.791
So, what did you think?

1513
01:20:05.708 --> 01:20:06.916
About what I said?

1514
01:20:10.333 --> 01:20:11.333
I think...

1515
01:20:13.833 --> 01:20:15.666
- It was alright.
-  What?

1516
01:20:16.333 --> 01:20:18.708
I think I like it.

1517
01:20:23.500 --> 01:20:26.125
Santa, why is your bag moving?

1518
01:20:27.500 --> 01:20:30.000
I'm glad you asked.
I got a surprise for you.

1519
01:20:30.958 --> 01:20:33.541
Say hello to Bulldozer.

1520
01:20:35.750 --> 01:20:36.958
No.

1521
01:20:36.958 --> 01:20:38.375
No, no, no.

1522
01:20:38.375 --> 01:20:40.083
Hello, Bulldozer.

1523
01:20:40.083 --> 01:20:42.083
No, no, we do not need a dog, okay?

1524
01:20:42.083 --> 01:20:43.500
Yes we do.

1525
01:20:43.500 --> 01:20:45.250
We need a dog.

1526
01:20:47.250 --> 01:20:50.250
If I'd known 30 years ago,
we could've saved your dad...

1527
01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:52.416
I'm so glad you agree, baby.

1528
01:20:55.000 --> 01:20:56.041
Charlotte, look.

1529
01:21:00.208 --> 01:21:01.833
Christmas magic.

1530
01:21:02.708 --> 01:21:04.041
You're the man, Santa.

1531
01:21:10.791 --> 01:21:13.291
Look at this big boy.

1532
01:21:13.833 --> 01:21:15.041
My work here is done.

1533
01:21:18.500 --> 01:21:19.625
Thank you.

1534
01:21:24.458 --> 01:21:25.750
Alright, Garricks.

1535
01:21:27.125 --> 01:21:28.416
Have a Merry Christmas.

1536
01:21:31.708 --> 01:21:32.750
- Whoa.
- Whoa.

1537
01:21:40.500 --> 01:21:42.125
Are we expecting someone else?

1538
01:21:45.458 --> 01:21:48.583
Hey, guys, you wanna come in
and meet Bulldozer?

1539
01:21:49.083 --> 01:21:51.208
-  Absolutely.
-  Absolutely.

1540
01:21:51.208 --> 01:21:52.625
Look, oh my...

1541
01:21:55.208 --> 01:21:58.291
Alright, ladies,
we got a long night to go.

1542
01:21:58.291 --> 01:22:00.583
And a lot of catching up to do.

1543
01:22:16.083 --> 01:22:17.166
Santa!

1544
01:22:21.458 --> 01:22:22.458
Bye, Santa!

1545
01:22:49.625 --> 01:22:51.708
<i>♪ Your beard's as white as snow ♪</i>

1546
01:22:52.250 --> 01:22:54.333
<i>♪ Your gifts can warm the cold ♪</i>

1547
01:22:54.833 --> 01:23:01.166
<i>♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1548
01:23:02.791 --> 01:23:06.791
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1549
01:23:08.041 --> 01:23:09.541
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1550
01:23:10.875 --> 01:23:16.250
<i>♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪</i>

1551
01:23:16.250 --> 01:23:19.083
<i>♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪</i>

1552
01:23:19.083 --> 01:23:23.750
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1553
01:23:24.625 --> 01:23:28.583
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1554
01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:33.916
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1555
01:23:34.458 --> 01:23:37.458
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1556
01:23:39.750 --> 01:23:42.875
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1557
01:23:44.291 --> 01:23:48.416
<i>♪ Yeah, you made me believe again ♪</i>

1558
01:23:50.750 --> 01:23:54.500
<i>♪ Oh, I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1559
01:23:55.125 --> 01:23:59.791
<i>♪ Your beard's as white as snow
Your gifts can warm the cold ♪</i>

1560
01:24:00.666 --> 01:24:07.333
<i>♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1561
01:24:08.166 --> 01:24:09.875
<i>♪ Alright with me ♪</i>

1562
01:24:10.708 --> 01:24:14.958
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1563
01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:21.833
<i>♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪</i>

1564
01:24:21.833 --> 01:24:24.458
<i>♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪</i>

1565
01:24:24.458 --> 01:24:28.416
<i>♪ Ooh, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1566
01:24:29.250 --> 01:24:31.916
<i>♪ You're alright with me ♪</i>

1567
01:24:32.791 --> 01:24:37.583
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1568
01:24:39.958 --> 01:24:42.875
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1569
01:24:45.666 --> 01:24:48.875
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1570
01:24:50.958 --> 01:24:53.958
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1571
01:24:56.458 --> 01:25:01.666
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again
Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1572
01:25:02.666 --> 01:25:04.833
<i>♪ You're alright with me ♪</i>

1573
01:25:05.291 --> 01:25:09.458
<i>♪ Whoo</i>, <i>Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1574
01:25:10.541 --> 01:25:12.916
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1575
01:25:13.500 --> 01:25:16.291
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1576
01:25:16.291 --> 01:25:18.958
<i>♪ Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1577
01:25:18.958 --> 01:25:22.208
<i>♪ You're alright with me, ow! ♪</i>