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Magic.
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It has been a part
of my son's life
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for as long as I can remember.
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I swear, he just could never
get enough of that stuff.
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He was always setting
shit on fire,
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cutting things in half.
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When he was ten, he had
my tired ass driving him
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to every novelty shop
and garage sale
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to find whatever
little thingamajig
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that he could use for a trick.
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He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.
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Where I come from, we eat them.
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Can anyone say rabbit stew?
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When he was 15,
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he decided
to become a magician.
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'Cause there's only two things
in life he's crazy about.
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One is magic and
the other, Robin.
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Presto!
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Stop messing around, Merlin.
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I'm not messing around.
I'm stuck.
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Can you help me out, please?
The key's beside Poof.
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Just here, over there.
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Why do trick handcuffs
need a key?
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Ouch! Okay, okay,
I got it. Okay.
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You better figure it out.
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You don't want to blow it
in the show.
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I'm so not ready for this.
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Don't say that.
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You've wanted this
since we were kids.
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You always said one day
you'd performed in Vegas.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Am I ready for this?
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I guess you're right.
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This really never does lie.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Let me check.
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Will Robin marry Merlin one day?
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Okay, no, no. Okay, I doubt
that that will happen now
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because you're literally
going away to college.
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Julliard is not just college.
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If I'm going to be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.
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The only time I'll see you
is what?
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Holidays and summer breaks.
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You'll forget about me.
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You just... You just...
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You just...
You put your lips on my...
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Why'd you do that?
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I could never forget you, Merlin.
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Now you got something good
to think about.
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And try not to lose
that key again.
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Wait. You got...
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You got something on your...
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on your...
on your...
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How did you do that?
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Hope you're ready, Merlin.
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Time to go.
- That's my mom! Go!
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You gotta hide.
You know how she is.
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She's crazy.
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Whatchu doing, Son?
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Lord, I hope you ain't in there
jerking your johnson.
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No!
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Come on. We'll be late.
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We got... I don't
want to be late.
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What?
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What is that?
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Robin, is that you
on your knees over there?
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Get up!
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Hi...
Yes, ma'am.
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Your little narrow ass hiding
behind the bed. What the hell?
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How did you know?
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'Cause it smells like
Now and Laters
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and ProStyle in here.
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Smell like hood rat pudding.
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I mean, we weren't doing
nothing. I swear.
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Oh, honey, I know.
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He wouldn't know what to do
with a girl anyways,
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unless she was in a catalog.
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Victoria may have its secrets,
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but Merlin, he ain't got none.
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- Mom!
- Now, look, we got to go.
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- Okay.
- I don't want to be late.
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Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
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What's that she said
about jerking?
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Get your little
fresh ass out of my house!
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You gotta go.
You gotta go.
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See,
everywhere Merlin went,
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Robin went too.
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They were ride or die
from day one.
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So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,
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there was no doubt who
his assistant would be.
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Just try to relax, Merlin.
Nothing to worry about.
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Except the routine.
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- Routine. The routine.
- Yeah.
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The routine...
The routine!
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Oh, I forgot my extra boxers
for the endless ribbon trick.
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And that's a whole punch line.
- Okay. Wait. Wait.
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How about you just use
the ones that you have on?
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No one will be able
to tell the difference.
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- You really don't think so?
- No.
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You're all set.
And you guys are going on last
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because you had
the best audition.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Best audition?
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Must be talking about us, right?
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Ghetto Gangstas in da house!
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We ain't just rappers.
We gangstas!
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Alright, we about that life.
We come from the streets.
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The streets of Beverly Hills.
That's what it must be.
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Because there's no ghetto
gangsters here honestly.
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You guys are straight
out of the cul-de-sac.
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Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's definitely Armani.
- Is that Armani?
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Yeah, my dad has the same... yes.
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Ah, y'all got tricks!
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Man, we oughta smoke
this fake-ass clown!
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I'm not a clown.
Okay, I'm a magician.
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And you ain't smoking nobody, honey.
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Oh, whatchu gonna do
about it, old lady?
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Pour some hot coffee on me?
Bitch, please.
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Oh!
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Oh well, since you asked nicely.
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Sit your ass down somewhere!
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Talking to me crazy like that.
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Y'all, come on. Go on.
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Look here, baby.
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You forget about them dumbasses, okay?
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You either go big
or you go home, Merlin.
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Got that?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Go knock them out.
- I got you.
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All right.
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Y'all thirsty?
Hmm?
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You obviously like
your coffee black.
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Behold, just an ordinary
deck of cards.
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Now, watch closely,
very intently.
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That's my baby.
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This is gonna be
the most remarkable thing
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you've ever seen
in your entire life.
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Now, I can make them turn
into something
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that's kind of big, like that.
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Whoa!
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There's no way he's gonna win.
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And with Robin
by his side on that stage,
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he finally found his passion.
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Oh! Oh my God!
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I was so proud of him,
I damn near pissed myself.
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Okay, I did, but I had an extra
pair of panties in my purse.
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Anyway, he had everyone inside
that gym feeling the magic,
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except for a few stupid
ass haters.
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For my last trick, I will be
escaping these handcuffs here
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before this candle
burns this rope
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and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.
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As you guys can see,
she is a black woman
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who just got her hair done.
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So if I screw this up,
I'm screwed.
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Alrighty, let's get this show
on the road.
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And... we're lit.
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Can you guys actually help me
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get this on?
- Yeah.
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Give it up for
the Ghetto Gangsters.
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They from the streets.
They know what's going on.
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They know about some handcuffs.
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It's on there, right?
It's on there.
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Oh, it's on there.
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So I know what y'all thinking.
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These are impossible
to get out of.
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I guarantee, he ain't
getting out of that.
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But that is why they call me
the Amazing Merlin!
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And, oh, presto!
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Presto! Prest...
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Presto.
- Merlin!
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Them fools
was so salty
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about losing to a magician,
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they decided to let
the rabbit out of the hat.
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Except for my son,
it was more like a snake.
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It's a good thing
Robin had her blindfold on
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because some tricks
ain't for kids.
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Oh, Lord have mercy!
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That boy is blessed!
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Merlin!
- What do you want, Robin?
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- What's going on?
- I have a situation.
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I literally have a situation.
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Y'all stop!
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Oh my God!
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That's a freak show, man.
Not a magic show.
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It's a clown.
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I told you, I am not a clown!
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Really? You need
to tell your face!
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Very funny, little girl.
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But I can assure you all,
I am not a clown.
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I'm a magician. Now watch.
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You see this ball here?
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Alright, so I'm gonna put it
in this hand.
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Where'd it go?
Where did the ball go?
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Yeah, yeah, thank you!
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It's in the other hand, dummy!
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Now, shut up and
make a balloon animal.
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A orangutan basically
snuck me.
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Do you guys know about
me and orangutan?
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No? Baby, you ever talk
about me and orangutan?
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Turn her on.
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Haha, stupid clown.
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Stupid?
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Why would you...
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So, when he get me
in the chokehold,
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I can't breathe.
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I basically took
the orangutan here, right?
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Dropped down this left leg.
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Right? I drop it down.
Took that like that.
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When I dropped to here,
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I pivoted.
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Orangutan on his back.
I showed him mercy.
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Orangutan obviously
didn't want no more.
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You guys do know I'm...
What is it?
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Second degree black belt, baby?
Second degree.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey, man.
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Get yo ass down!
Get down off of that, man!
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What are you doing?
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- The wig is...
- I don't want to hear it.
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Tell me, who did I hire?
'Cause you must be confused.
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Did I hire Trixie the Clown
or Dixie the Clown?
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'Cause right now you got
your dick all on display.
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I'm not actually a clown.
I'm a magician.
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Okay. Let me try to find
some give a fuck.
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'Cause I don't care.
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I don't care what you are
or who you are.
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All this flipping and flopping
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and your goddamn elephant trunk acting.
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You can't do that here, man.
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If I wanted my daughter
to see that,
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I'll take her to the zoo.
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But instead she got
to look at this now.
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Now I turn around, she crying.
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Now you got my sweet daughter crying.
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She's actually not that sweet.
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- What? Boy...
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If I take off this watch,
you gonna know it's time.
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Time to whoop your ass.
Is that what you want?
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- No, I don't...
- You want it off?
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Alright, brother,
I really apologize.
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But I mean,
you know how it is.
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I mean,
it's not a big deal, right?
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We all got one. Right?
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That's your shot at me?
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Hmm?
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That's a shot at me and
my personal situation?
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We don't all have one, brother.
Some of us got skipped.
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Me, my dad, Earl, Rob.
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None of us have it.
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If I had one, you think
I'd be in his house?
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You think I spent this type
of money on a house
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00:10:19.880 --> 00:10:21.664
for my goddamn wife?
A Tesla?
255
00:10:21.664 --> 00:10:24.014
If I had a dick that big,
you think I'd have to do this?
256
00:10:24.014 --> 00:10:25.712
I'm obviously overcompensating.
257
00:10:25.712 --> 00:10:27.365
So this little thing that
you're talking about,
258
00:10:27.365 --> 00:10:28.323
that you bragging about,
259
00:10:28.323 --> 00:10:30.325
it's something that you have.
260
00:10:30.325 --> 00:10:32.936
With that being said,
you're done. You're done.
261
00:10:32.936 --> 00:10:35.112
Get your ass up out of here.
- I really need this gig.
262
00:10:35.112 --> 00:10:37.941
I said get up out of here!
Now! It's coming off.
263
00:10:38.463 --> 00:10:40.640
Get your dick dragging ass
up out of here.
264
00:10:41.379 --> 00:10:42.859
Honey, if you don't pick
your eyes up,
265
00:10:42.859 --> 00:10:44.600
I'll put them down.
God damn!
266
00:10:45.166 --> 00:10:46.297
I'm done with this.
267
00:10:46.297 --> 00:10:47.559
Time to hang up
my bag of tricks.
268
00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:49.866
What? You can't quit.
269
00:10:49.866 --> 00:10:52.260
I thought you were gonna
take the act to Vegas.
270
00:10:52.260 --> 00:10:54.697
Does it look like
I'm ready for Vegas?
271
00:10:54.697 --> 00:10:56.090
Look at me, man.
272
00:10:57.395 --> 00:10:59.136
God, it's just time
to give up on the dream.
273
00:11:00.355 --> 00:11:02.313
Bubbles, FX, do you mind?
Like I'm serious. Okay?
274
00:11:02.313 --> 00:11:04.576
Ever since I was a kid, there's
only one thing in this world
275
00:11:04.576 --> 00:11:05.969
I love more than magic.
276
00:11:06.927 --> 00:11:08.580
And her plane is landing
right now.
277
00:11:11.192 --> 00:11:13.716
So I'm gonna go clean up
278
00:11:13.716 --> 00:11:15.370
and I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.
279
00:11:15.370 --> 00:11:17.720
Alright. Alright.
280
00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:20.984
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds
like we got true love here.
281
00:11:20.984 --> 00:11:23.334
Alright. Alright.
282
00:11:23.334 --> 00:11:26.773
Let's get Trixie
to go see his girl!
283
00:11:28.992 --> 00:11:31.429
Go on. Pick all this stuff up.
Close the door. Let's go.
284
00:11:31.429 --> 00:11:33.562
So Merlin was ready
to give up one passion
285
00:11:33.562 --> 00:11:35.433
to chase after another one.
286
00:11:35.433 --> 00:11:37.174
And after not seeing Robin
in years,
287
00:11:37.174 --> 00:11:39.611
he finally planned
to speak his truth.
288
00:11:39.611 --> 00:11:41.309
Funny thing about plans.
289
00:11:41.309 --> 00:11:43.354
They don't always go
as planned.
290
00:11:43.354 --> 00:11:46.183
Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23,
291
00:11:46.183 --> 00:11:48.098
but I'm allergic
to condoms, y'all.
292
00:11:49.143 --> 00:11:50.710
Okay. I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna change.
293
00:11:50.710 --> 00:11:52.102
Okay. Alright. Alright.
294
00:11:52.102 --> 00:11:53.364
I'll be right back.
295
00:11:53.364 --> 00:11:54.844
I just gotta get something
out of the car.
296
00:11:54.844 --> 00:11:57.281
- Robin?
- Merlin?
297
00:11:57.281 --> 00:11:58.326
Is that you?
298
00:11:58.326 --> 00:12:00.023
Do you still believe
in magic?
299
00:12:00.676 --> 00:12:02.069
Oh my God!
300
00:12:02.069 --> 00:12:03.984
Oh my God! I was trying
to surprise you,
301
00:12:03.984 --> 00:12:05.420
but you beat me here!
302
00:12:05.420 --> 00:12:06.769
I was going to change but, yo,
303
00:12:06.769 --> 00:12:07.988
I got something big to tell you.
304
00:12:07.988 --> 00:12:10.773
Well, I have
a big surprise too.
305
00:12:10.773 --> 00:12:12.427
What's up, babe? Oh.
306
00:12:12.427 --> 00:12:13.384
Oh.
307
00:12:13.384 --> 00:12:14.864
Who's this clown?
308
00:12:15.386 --> 00:12:17.258
Don't let the clown makeup
fool you.
309
00:12:17.258 --> 00:12:19.173
I'm a serious magician.
Not a clown.
310
00:12:19.173 --> 00:12:21.305
You having trouble
over there, Trix?
311
00:12:24.221 --> 00:12:25.527
Um...
312
00:12:25.527 --> 00:12:27.877
I don't know them.
- Oh. Yeah.
313
00:12:27.877 --> 00:12:29.618
Anyways, I'm a Merlin.
314
00:12:29.618 --> 00:12:31.272
Grew up with Robin.
315
00:12:31.272 --> 00:12:33.230
She'd been my girl
since back in the day.
316
00:12:33.230 --> 00:12:35.929
Oh, well, I'm Blaze.
317
00:12:35.929 --> 00:12:37.800
And while you were
at circus school,
318
00:12:37.800 --> 00:12:42.326
Robin got a new boyfriend.
So she's kind of my girl now.
319
00:12:42.326 --> 00:12:43.980
Surprise!
320
00:12:43.980 --> 00:12:45.025
Hold still.
321
00:12:49.812 --> 00:12:51.640
Can I get everybody's
attention?
322
00:12:51.640 --> 00:12:54.382
Thank you everyone so much
for coming out to see me
323
00:12:54.382 --> 00:12:55.687
and meet Blaze.
324
00:12:56.340 --> 00:12:59.430
Though some of you know him
already from his viral videos.
325
00:12:59.430 --> 00:13:02.564
"You just got blazed!"
326
00:13:03.304 --> 00:13:05.436
And now I can finally
share the secret
327
00:13:05.436 --> 00:13:07.482
of why I've come back to LA.
328
00:13:07.482 --> 00:13:10.050
I'm a mentor dancer
on Hollywood and Grind.
329
00:13:12.487 --> 00:13:14.532
We're so excited. It's a black
Dancing with the Stars.
330
00:13:14.532 --> 00:13:16.926
And Blaze is my celebrity
dance partner.
331
00:13:18.798 --> 00:13:20.234
Please, everybody
go vote for us.
332
00:13:21.931 --> 00:13:23.933
Hi, Verna. How are you?
- Excuse me?
333
00:13:23.933 --> 00:13:25.108
- Miss Owen.
- Thank you.
334
00:13:25.108 --> 00:13:26.675
Hope you're doing great.
335
00:13:26.675 --> 00:13:29.852
You still smell like Now and
Laters and ProStyle, huh?
336
00:13:31.245 --> 00:13:32.202
Hey, girl!
337
00:13:32.855 --> 00:13:34.726
- Hey!
- Wow, he looks amazing.
338
00:13:34.726 --> 00:13:37.555
See, I told you
everyone would love him.
339
00:13:37.555 --> 00:13:39.035
You really hit the jackpot.
340
00:13:39.035 --> 00:13:43.083
First with the great job
and then the hot boyfriend.
341
00:13:43.083 --> 00:13:45.607
Yeah, all 'cause my friend
took me to her audition.
342
00:13:45.607 --> 00:13:47.174
- Yeah.
- I still can't believe this.
343
00:13:47.174 --> 00:13:48.958
Yeah, you and me both. Yeah.
344
00:13:48.958 --> 00:13:51.831
Remind me why I did that again?
It was crazy.
345
00:13:51.831 --> 00:13:53.006
You know I'm just
playing with you.
346
00:13:54.224 --> 00:13:57.967
Anyway, he's really
fine and funny.
347
00:13:57.967 --> 00:13:59.534
And making bank.
348
00:13:59.534 --> 00:14:00.883
Who wouldn't love that?
349
00:14:00.883 --> 00:14:02.232
Well...
350
00:14:03.233 --> 00:14:04.495
I can think of one person.
351
00:14:05.496 --> 00:14:07.150
That old Humpty Dumpty
over there?
352
00:14:07.150 --> 00:14:10.545
Okay, forget the nerdy neighbor
and go dance with your star.
353
00:14:10.980 --> 00:14:13.113
Okay, because if you don't,
I will.
354
00:14:14.244 --> 00:14:16.377
Okay. I'm gonna go talk
to Merlin.
355
00:14:16.377 --> 00:14:17.508
Yeah. Okay.
356
00:14:17.987 --> 00:14:20.250
Hey, everybody. Y'all okay?
357
00:14:20.250 --> 00:14:22.165
Hey!
- Hey!
358
00:14:22.165 --> 00:14:24.907
Oh my God,
what a wonderful surprise!
359
00:14:24.907 --> 00:14:27.649
Sorry, I didn't tell you
about the show, Merlin.
360
00:14:27.649 --> 00:14:29.781
But they wanted me
to keep it a secret.
361
00:14:29.781 --> 00:14:31.653
You know, spending all
that time with Blaze,
362
00:14:31.653 --> 00:14:33.437
rehearsing and dancing closely,
363
00:14:33.437 --> 00:14:36.484
sometimes stuff
just sort of happens.
364
00:14:36.484 --> 00:14:39.095
Yeah, I just don't get
what you see in him.
365
00:14:39.095 --> 00:14:41.141
All his jokes are put downs
and insults.
366
00:14:41.141 --> 00:14:42.794
I've seen his videos.
367
00:14:42.794 --> 00:14:44.535
- That's just an act.
- Really?
368
00:14:44.535 --> 00:14:46.407
Well, he's not that good
an actor.
369
00:14:46.973 --> 00:14:48.191
Wow.
370
00:14:49.062 --> 00:14:51.891
Alright. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that, okay?
371
00:14:51.891 --> 00:14:55.198
And I never even told you that
I was proud of you for the show.
372
00:14:55.198 --> 00:14:56.765
That's so amazing. Like...
373
00:14:56.765 --> 00:14:58.941
I couldn't imagine dancing
in front of all those folks.
374
00:14:58.941 --> 00:15:00.247
You never know.
375
00:15:00.638 --> 00:15:02.640
Yo, look who it is!
376
00:15:02.640 --> 00:15:03.815
It's the magic man.
377
00:15:03.815 --> 00:15:04.947
It's magic. He's goofy.
378
00:15:04.947 --> 00:15:07.036
Hey. Doesn't he look goofy?
379
00:15:07.036 --> 00:15:09.038
I bet you when you take the
rabbit out your hat,
380
00:15:09.038 --> 00:15:10.257
the rabbit's like,
"Put me back in!"
381
00:15:10.257 --> 00:15:11.780
- Stop. Blaze.
- I'm just clowning.
382
00:15:11.780 --> 00:15:13.521
Nah, I'm gonna stop.
I'm not gonna clown you anymore
383
00:15:13.521 --> 00:15:15.218
because you already clowned yourself.
384
00:15:15.218 --> 00:15:16.611
Guys, look at this picture.
- Stop!
385
00:15:16.611 --> 00:15:18.482
- Do you see it?
- Stop.
386
00:15:18.482 --> 00:15:19.919
Blaze. Blaze. Stop.
387
00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:21.050
Okay.
388
00:15:21.050 --> 00:15:22.965
Merlin is so much
more than that.
389
00:15:22.965 --> 00:15:24.967
What was that big news you were
gonna tell me out front?
390
00:15:24.967 --> 00:15:26.577
Yeah, yeah, drop that scoop, Brodini.
391
00:15:26.577 --> 00:15:28.188
I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.
392
00:15:28.579 --> 00:15:30.538
- Las Vegas?
393
00:15:30.538 --> 00:15:32.061
Merlin, that's terrific!
394
00:15:32.061 --> 00:15:34.194
Oh my God,
this is so unbelievable!
395
00:15:34.585 --> 00:15:36.065
So much to celebrate.
- Yeah.
396
00:15:36.065 --> 00:15:38.111
- Who wants to see us dance?
- Yeah, let's dance.
397
00:15:38.111 --> 00:15:39.590
Come on, let's make
some space, everybody.
398
00:15:39.590 --> 00:15:41.114
You're gonna want to see this.
399
00:15:42.245 --> 00:15:44.421
Now, I knew
my boy was lying.
400
00:15:44.421 --> 00:15:47.816
But I also knew that every lie
hides a little truth.
401
00:15:50.993 --> 00:15:52.603
Why are they cheering?
Is it over?
402
00:15:52.603 --> 00:15:54.431
No. It's only just beginning.
403
00:15:54.431 --> 00:15:55.911
What are you doing?
404
00:15:56.825 --> 00:15:58.000
Oh my God.
405
00:15:58.000 --> 00:15:59.393
I just want to keep dancing, baby.
406
00:15:59.871 --> 00:16:03.919
So with your family watching,
all your friends watching
407
00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:05.181
and these cameras watching,
408
00:16:05.181 --> 00:16:06.661
I want to know;
409
00:16:06.661 --> 00:16:07.662
will you marry me?
410
00:16:07.662 --> 00:16:09.577
- What?
- Yeah?
411
00:16:10.970 --> 00:16:13.276
Okay. Okay, yes!
412
00:16:14.016 --> 00:16:16.584
And I knew the truth
was if he lost Robin,
413
00:16:16.584 --> 00:16:20.414
he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.
414
00:16:20.414 --> 00:16:23.286
The Amazing Merlin!
415
00:16:24.461 --> 00:16:25.375
And presto!
416
00:16:26.681 --> 00:16:28.770
Is it too late for me and Robin?
417
00:16:43.132 --> 00:16:45.047
I figured you'd be here.
418
00:16:45.526 --> 00:16:47.267
Back where it all started.
419
00:16:47.658 --> 00:16:50.139
My baby's first performance.
420
00:16:50.835 --> 00:16:52.446
I'll never forget it.
421
00:16:52.881 --> 00:16:54.752
That day didn't end well
for me.
422
00:16:55.623 --> 00:16:56.624
No.
423
00:16:57.494 --> 00:16:58.930
You got a chance to do it over.
424
00:16:59.757 --> 00:17:01.063
You know, mom, it's fine.
425
00:17:01.063 --> 00:17:04.284
Okay, don't worry about me.
It's cool.
426
00:17:04.849 --> 00:17:08.027
Boy, I'm worried about me.
427
00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:09.680
When you moving out?
428
00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:11.334
You 24 years old.
429
00:17:11.334 --> 00:17:14.729
I am tired of sneaking men in
late at night.
430
00:17:14.729 --> 00:17:17.210
The last one I had there
was so loud,
431
00:17:17.210 --> 00:17:19.386
when I let him come
in my back door,
432
00:17:19.386 --> 00:17:20.909
I was scared he was gonna
wake you up.
433
00:17:20.909 --> 00:17:22.432
We ain't got no back door.
434
00:17:22.432 --> 00:17:23.390
Hmm!
435
00:17:26.132 --> 00:17:28.917
Anyways, it's time
for you to move on.
436
00:17:29.613 --> 00:17:31.572
Okay? Follow your dreams.
437
00:17:31.572 --> 00:17:33.487
Okay, no, I get that.
But if I leave,
438
00:17:33.487 --> 00:17:34.879
Robin will forget all about me.
439
00:17:34.879 --> 00:17:37.273
And I've always imagined us
being together.
440
00:17:37.273 --> 00:17:38.970
Boy, I always thought
me and your daddy
441
00:17:38.970 --> 00:17:41.060
would end up being together.
But ta-da!
442
00:17:41.060 --> 00:17:43.018
That didn't happen.
443
00:17:43.758 --> 00:17:44.933
Look.
444
00:17:45.716 --> 00:17:49.068
I opened up my Expedia app
445
00:17:49.068 --> 00:17:51.635
and I got you something
you needed.
446
00:17:53.681 --> 00:17:55.683
Wait, seriously?
That's...
447
00:17:55.683 --> 00:17:57.511
Mom, thanks, but it's
a one-way ticket though.
448
00:17:57.511 --> 00:17:59.687
Exactly.
'Cause there's only one way
449
00:17:59.687 --> 00:18:01.210
you're going to do this, Merlin.
450
00:18:01.210 --> 00:18:02.385
Your way.
451
00:18:02.385 --> 00:18:03.995
So he made his flight
452
00:18:03.995 --> 00:18:06.128
and I made his room
into a rec room.
453
00:18:06.128 --> 00:18:08.130
'Cause Lord knows
I had a few men
454
00:18:08.130 --> 00:18:09.305
I've been waiting to wreck.
455
00:18:09.871 --> 00:18:13.831
Meanwhile, I told Merlin to go
find Rita at the Hotel Moxie.
456
00:18:13.831 --> 00:18:15.355
Hey, are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?
457
00:18:15.355 --> 00:18:16.791
This place is supposed
to be history.
458
00:18:16.791 --> 00:18:19.141
It is. Ancient history.
459
00:18:28.846 --> 00:18:30.370
Rita is my homegirl
460
00:18:30.370 --> 00:18:32.372
from back when I used
to work in Vegas
461
00:18:32.372 --> 00:18:33.721
inside The Cookie Club.
462
00:18:33.721 --> 00:18:35.679
The hottest spot on the strip.
463
00:18:35.679 --> 00:18:38.943
Sadly, it has seen better days
and so had Rita.
464
00:18:38.943 --> 00:18:43.339
Only way I leave here is
with a fat check or a pine box.
465
00:18:43.339 --> 00:18:44.819
You can tell those vultures
466
00:18:44.819 --> 00:18:47.648
they can kiss
Rita's big white juicy ass.
467
00:18:57.397 --> 00:18:59.312
For my glaucoma.
468
00:19:00.182 --> 00:19:02.010
Welcome to the Vagrant Inn,
Las Vegas.
469
00:19:02.010 --> 00:19:03.185
How many nights you need?
470
00:19:03.968 --> 00:19:05.579
You know,
I'm actually not sure
471
00:19:05.579 --> 00:19:06.710
how long I'll be here.
472
00:19:06.710 --> 00:19:08.886
Well, that makes
two of us, honey.
473
00:19:09.496 --> 00:19:11.628
Well, I'm Jason Owens,
474
00:19:11.628 --> 00:19:13.717
but everybody
just calls me Merlin.
475
00:19:15.676 --> 00:19:16.894
I'm Verna's son.
476
00:19:16.894 --> 00:19:18.635
I guess she used
to work for you years ago.
477
00:19:18.635 --> 00:19:20.463
I'll be damned!
478
00:19:20.463 --> 00:19:24.119
She was one terrific lady
and a great waitress.
479
00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:25.990
She stood by me through
some tough times
480
00:19:25.990 --> 00:19:26.904
after my daddy passed.
481
00:19:28.036 --> 00:19:30.995
If you are Verna's child,
482
00:19:30.995 --> 00:19:32.867
I got a room for you
483
00:19:32.867 --> 00:19:34.608
and it overlooks the pool.
484
00:19:35.478 --> 00:19:36.784
It ain't much to look at now,
485
00:19:36.784 --> 00:19:38.568
but once upon a time,
it sure was something.
486
00:19:38.568 --> 00:19:40.048
This was my daddy's pride
and joy
487
00:19:40.048 --> 00:19:41.963
and I ran it
for a good 28 years.
488
00:19:41.963 --> 00:19:45.053
Billionaire owners are trying
to just take Rita's ass
489
00:19:45.053 --> 00:19:46.402
for less to nothing.
490
00:19:46.402 --> 00:19:48.187
Motherfucker bloodsuckers.
491
00:19:48.709 --> 00:19:50.754
But we do have happy hour
every day at six
492
00:19:50.754 --> 00:19:52.452
in the Cookie Club out back.
493
00:19:56.238 --> 00:19:57.935
It's not called
the Hotel Moxie anymore.
494
00:19:57.935 --> 00:20:00.808
It's called The Vagina?
495
00:20:01.330 --> 00:20:02.375
Wait, that's...
496
00:20:02.375 --> 00:20:03.767
That sounds cozy.
497
00:20:03.767 --> 00:20:05.856
Is it moist in there?
498
00:20:05.856 --> 00:20:07.249
Okay, Mama, don't.
499
00:20:07.249 --> 00:20:08.816
Are the people there nice,
500
00:20:08.816 --> 00:20:10.426
or is it mostly dicks?
501
00:20:10.426 --> 00:20:11.906
You tell me.
502
00:20:11.906 --> 00:20:13.429
Does it smell funny in there?
503
00:20:13.429 --> 00:20:14.909
Mom! Really?
504
00:20:14.909 --> 00:20:16.824
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.
505
00:20:16.824 --> 00:20:18.217
That was a little too much.
506
00:20:18.217 --> 00:20:19.522
Yeah, whatever. I mean,
507
00:20:19.522 --> 00:20:20.697
I got some auditions tomorrow,
508
00:20:20.697 --> 00:20:22.264
which is kind of cool,
509
00:20:22.264 --> 00:20:25.267
but I don't know.
I feel like I'm wasting my time.
510
00:20:25.267 --> 00:20:27.704
Boy, you been wanting this
since you was in diapers,
511
00:20:27.704 --> 00:20:30.098
watching Merlin the Magician cartoons.
512
00:20:30.098 --> 00:20:32.318
Now I know you was
full of shit then.
513
00:20:32.318 --> 00:20:35.408
You have to ask yourself;
are you full of shit now?
514
00:20:35.408 --> 00:20:36.539
You right.
515
00:20:37.497 --> 00:20:39.150
It's now or never.
516
00:20:39.150 --> 00:20:42.328
Now, never call me with
this bullshit again.
517
00:20:43.546 --> 00:20:45.548
You ready for round two?
- Uhn-uhn! Uhn-uhn!
518
00:20:45.548 --> 00:20:47.507
Oh, no, you ready
for round two.
519
00:20:47.507 --> 00:20:50.771
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Shut up.
520
00:20:52.816 --> 00:20:55.689
This is my first audition.
I'm really excited.
521
00:20:59.258 --> 00:21:00.824
Just get right into it then.
522
00:21:08.049 --> 00:21:09.833
So Merlin took
his first step
523
00:21:09.833 --> 00:21:12.967
to becoming a real
Las Vegas magician.
524
00:21:12.967 --> 00:21:15.491
Unfortunately,
his first audition
525
00:21:15.491 --> 00:21:17.319
kind of was like
the first time I had sex.
526
00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.538
Y'all know what I mean.
527
00:21:18.538 --> 00:21:21.454
Awkward, messy,
a little painful.
528
00:21:21.454 --> 00:21:24.892
And for some reason,
there was glitter in my ass.
529
00:21:24.892 --> 00:21:26.589
But I digress.
530
00:21:30.724 --> 00:21:32.856
And just like bad sex,
531
00:21:32.856 --> 00:21:36.164
the only way to get good at it
is to keep trying
532
00:21:36.164 --> 00:21:38.297
and trying and trying.
533
00:21:38.993 --> 00:21:42.344
And Merlin, well,
he wasn't ready to give up yet.
534
00:21:49.090 --> 00:21:51.571
No, no! Shit!
535
00:21:52.441 --> 00:21:54.008
Jesus.
536
00:22:01.624 --> 00:22:03.452
Oh...
537
00:22:03.452 --> 00:22:05.062
It's for my arthritis.
538
00:22:05.062 --> 00:22:06.890
- Don't you mean glaucoma?
539
00:22:06.890 --> 00:22:08.239
What, are you my doctor now?
540
00:22:08.239 --> 00:22:09.502
No, but...
541
00:22:09.502 --> 00:22:11.242
You're a little early
for happy hour.
542
00:22:11.242 --> 00:22:13.375
Yeah, well, I just bombed
my audition,
543
00:22:13.375 --> 00:22:16.247
so it's gonna take a lot longer
than an hour to get me happy.
544
00:22:16.247 --> 00:22:17.771
Yeah, well, you ain't
the only one unhappy.
545
00:22:17.771 --> 00:22:19.468
Look at this.
It's my busiest night
546
00:22:19.468 --> 00:22:21.644
and this damn karaoke machine
broke down.
547
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:23.429
Can I get you anything?
548
00:22:24.212 --> 00:22:26.867
Yeah. Uh, what's the hardest
stuff you got?
549
00:22:26.867 --> 00:22:28.738
My private stash.
550
00:22:28.738 --> 00:22:31.393
I get it from the local Paiutes.
It's straight firewater.
551
00:22:31.393 --> 00:22:34.048
- Okay.
- You ain't ready for that.
552
00:22:34.048 --> 00:22:36.355
But we do have some
Crown Royal apple.
553
00:22:36.355 --> 00:22:37.399
How about that?
554
00:22:37.399 --> 00:22:39.270
- Crown Royal apple.
- Oh, yeah.
555
00:22:39.270 --> 00:22:41.490
Miss Rita, I am kind
of tight for money.
556
00:22:41.490 --> 00:22:43.666
So you know,
I got a deck of cards,
557
00:22:43.666 --> 00:22:45.799
so how about you draw for it?
558
00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:47.888
But if you win, I owe you.
559
00:22:47.888 --> 00:22:50.412
But if I win, you owe me.
560
00:22:50.412 --> 00:22:52.936
So pick a card, Miss Rita.
561
00:22:54.416 --> 00:22:56.418
- This is so dumb.
- Hmm!
562
00:22:56.418 --> 00:22:57.985
That's a good card.
I know it is.
563
00:22:57.985 --> 00:23:00.204
I know it is a good card.
Oh, I can't look at it.
564
00:23:00.204 --> 00:23:02.076
I can't look at it.
- No, you cannot look it.
565
00:23:02.076 --> 00:23:04.034
Go ahead. Put that thing back
in the deck. Anywhere.
566
00:23:04.034 --> 00:23:05.427
That is beautiful, Miss Rita.
567
00:23:06.428 --> 00:23:07.908
That's so good, Miss Rita.
568
00:23:07.908 --> 00:23:09.344
That's so lovely.
569
00:23:09.344 --> 00:23:11.346
Okay.
- Testing. Testing.
570
00:23:11.346 --> 00:23:12.869
Was this your card?
571
00:23:12.869 --> 00:23:15.394
This had to be your card, right?
- No, it's not my card.
572
00:23:16.743 --> 00:23:18.440
All right, um...
573
00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:19.920
Was that your card?
This had to have been.
574
00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:22.139
No. I don't have time
for this.
575
00:23:22.139 --> 00:23:24.185
I have a whole group
of single ladies coming in.
576
00:23:24.185 --> 00:23:25.534
It's their busiest night
in town.
577
00:23:25.534 --> 00:23:28.624
And with no karaoke to keep
them eating my wings
578
00:23:28.624 --> 00:23:30.452
and drinking my liquor...
- Yeah.
579
00:23:30.452 --> 00:23:32.149
...what am I gonna do
for entertainment?
580
00:23:32.149 --> 00:23:34.456
Will you stop playing?
I need to make some dough, kid.
581
00:23:34.456 --> 00:23:36.763
Have any ideas? What?
582
00:23:36.763 --> 00:23:38.460
Jesus, what is that?
583
00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:41.202
That's your card, right?
That's your card, right?
584
00:23:42.899 --> 00:23:44.640
Wow.
585
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:46.642
These ladies ain't
the magic show type.
586
00:23:46.642 --> 00:23:48.992
But if you keep the bar flowing,
I'll pay you 50 bucks.
587
00:23:48.992 --> 00:23:51.473
Cool. This is a nice place
you got here.
588
00:23:51.473 --> 00:23:54.694
Nice place?
The Cookie Club was famous.
589
00:23:54.694 --> 00:23:57.653
We used to pack the house.
Believe it. Once upon a time,
590
00:23:57.653 --> 00:24:00.221
we had the finest male
dancing troupe in town.
591
00:24:00.221 --> 00:24:01.527
The Chocolate Chips.
592
00:24:01.527 --> 00:24:04.225
Look, Mr. Face, Mr. Body,
593
00:24:04.225 --> 00:24:06.749
Mr. Slim Sexy, Dr. X.
594
00:24:06.749 --> 00:24:09.360
And the one and only Mr. Big.
595
00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:10.884
It was a goddamn goldmine.
596
00:24:10.884 --> 00:24:12.581
So what happened?
Why'd it stop?
597
00:24:12.581 --> 00:24:16.324
Egos. Too much success.
They argued all the time.
598
00:24:16.324 --> 00:24:17.717
And then they just split up.
599
00:24:17.717 --> 00:24:19.414
They talked about
going back together,
600
00:24:19.414 --> 00:24:21.329
but Mr. Big suffered
a big depression
601
00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:24.593
and crashed his car,
almost lost his leg.
602
00:24:24.593 --> 00:24:27.161
The Cookie Club was over
just like that.
603
00:24:27.161 --> 00:24:30.773
We lost our biggest draw.
And when I say big I mean big.
604
00:24:30.773 --> 00:24:32.601
Now why don't you just go
get ready?
605
00:24:32.601 --> 00:24:34.516
You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.
606
00:24:34.516 --> 00:24:36.344
Miss Rita, you talking
about the lonely bunch
607
00:24:36.344 --> 00:24:38.259
of happy hour ladies?
608
00:24:38.259 --> 00:24:39.521
They do not scare me.
609
00:24:39.521 --> 00:24:42.481
Bet you didn't expect flowers!
610
00:24:42.481 --> 00:24:44.700
Now my baby
was fearless for sure,
611
00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:46.833
but sometimes, fear is good.
612
00:24:46.833 --> 00:24:49.618
There are things
you should be afraid of.
613
00:24:49.618 --> 00:24:51.446
Give him a chance.
614
00:24:51.446 --> 00:24:54.144
This guy sucks!
We want karaoke!
615
00:24:54.884 --> 00:24:56.451
- You want karaoke?
- Yeah.
616
00:24:56.451 --> 00:24:58.497
You want karaoke? Well, have
y'all heard of that one song
617
00:24:58.497 --> 00:25:00.237
about the guy who liked
chicken wings with two thumbs
618
00:25:00.237 --> 00:25:02.936
because you know who wrote that?
- No.
619
00:25:02.936 --> 00:25:05.286
Who wrote it? It was me!
I wrote it 'cause it's me.
620
00:25:06.766 --> 00:25:09.464
Like doing magic
for some thirsty hoes
621
00:25:09.464 --> 00:25:12.380
who'd rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.
622
00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:14.382
You real feisty. Now you been
giving me problems all night.
623
00:25:14.382 --> 00:25:16.123
What you sipping on?
'Cause I'm trying to get loose.
624
00:25:16.123 --> 00:25:18.038
Oh, I'm drinking
on that firewater, baby.
625
00:25:18.038 --> 00:25:20.170
- Oh, that firewater?
- Yeah.
626
00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:21.563
Firewater? She's sipping
on that firewater.
627
00:25:21.563 --> 00:25:23.434
Y'all want to see some
entertainment, right?
628
00:25:23.434 --> 00:25:25.480
Give me some firewater.
Jesus Christ
629
00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:27.830
Y'all want to see some
entertainment? Y'all want it?
630
00:25:27.830 --> 00:25:29.310
We're gonna get some
entertainment in the house!
631
00:25:29.310 --> 00:25:31.486
We're gonna get some
entertainment! Okay?
632
00:25:31.486 --> 00:25:33.053
This is a disaster.
633
00:25:33.053 --> 00:25:34.533
Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
634
00:25:34.533 --> 00:25:38.145
Or like trying
his fire-breathing trick
635
00:25:38.145 --> 00:25:40.582
for the first time
in front of the Cookie Club's
636
00:25:40.582 --> 00:25:42.584
biggest star of all time.
637
00:25:43.585 --> 00:25:46.370
Luther "Mr. Big" Ellis.
- Goddamn.
638
00:25:46.370 --> 00:25:47.676
Oh, my god!
639
00:25:47.676 --> 00:25:49.199
Oh, my god, no!
640
00:25:50.636 --> 00:25:52.289
I don't know how to...
641
00:25:53.334 --> 00:25:55.075
It's on my shirt too!
642
00:25:55.989 --> 00:25:58.557
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!
643
00:25:58.861 --> 00:26:01.429
Oh, wait! Wait! Yes!
644
00:26:04.258 --> 00:26:06.565
- Um...
- Shake that magic rod, yes!
645
00:26:09.002 --> 00:26:10.569
That's my kind of trick!
646
00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:11.918
Oh!
647
00:26:12.745 --> 00:26:14.094
Good Lord.
648
00:26:14.094 --> 00:26:17.010
Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
649
00:26:17.837 --> 00:26:19.012
We back in business.
650
00:26:20.927 --> 00:26:22.406
Man!
651
00:26:27.586 --> 00:26:29.500
Hello?
Hey, Merlin.
652
00:26:29.500 --> 00:26:31.328
Robin. Oh, hey, Robin!
653
00:26:31.328 --> 00:26:32.852
You left without saying
goodbye the other day.
654
00:26:32.852 --> 00:26:33.722
Is everything okay with you?
655
00:26:33.722 --> 00:26:35.768
Yeah, yeah, it's amazing.
656
00:26:35.768 --> 00:26:37.378
It's great. It's great.
657
00:26:37.378 --> 00:26:39.598
In fact, I just had
my first Vegas gig
658
00:26:39.598 --> 00:26:42.122
and I got a standing ovation.
659
00:26:42.122 --> 00:26:44.037
Wow! Sounds like it
was a hot show!
660
00:26:44.037 --> 00:26:48.694
Yep, it was fire, but not
as surprising as the party was.
661
00:26:48.694 --> 00:26:53.481
Yeah, I had no idea
he was going to propose.
662
00:26:54.047 --> 00:26:55.918
Yeah, um...
663
00:26:55.918 --> 00:26:58.791
I guess you and Blaze
will be dancing together
664
00:26:58.791 --> 00:26:59.966
for a long time.
665
00:27:01.707 --> 00:27:02.969
Yeah.
666
00:27:07.190 --> 00:27:10.367
Merlin, there's someone
out here I want you to meet.
667
00:27:10.367 --> 00:27:11.760
I actually got to go.
668
00:27:12.674 --> 00:27:13.980
Me too.
669
00:27:17.636 --> 00:27:18.637
Bye.
670
00:27:23.424 --> 00:27:25.165
Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?
671
00:27:25.165 --> 00:27:28.168
A stripper? No, a Chip.
672
00:27:28.168 --> 00:27:29.996
But I can't dance.
I'm a magician.
673
00:27:29.996 --> 00:27:32.694
Can't, can't, can't.
Ain't no can't in Vegas.
674
00:27:32.694 --> 00:27:35.566
Boy, Vegas, you got to be
whatever you got to be
to survive.
675
00:27:35.566 --> 00:27:37.786
Them women gave you more tips
than you ever made
676
00:27:37.786 --> 00:27:39.614
doing all of
that magic bullshit.
677
00:27:39.614 --> 00:27:43.009
That's right. And after
you jiggled your jewels tonight,
678
00:27:43.009 --> 00:27:46.186
those horny bitches ran out
my highest bar tab in weeks.
679
00:27:46.186 --> 00:27:48.710
You see? Everybody wins.
680
00:27:48.710 --> 00:27:51.060
Rita gets to pay her bills
681
00:27:51.060 --> 00:27:54.150
and you get more cash
for your stash.
682
00:27:54.150 --> 00:27:58.807
Okay, so you want me
to go out there alone
683
00:27:58.807 --> 00:28:02.028
and shake my ass for money
every night?
684
00:28:02.028 --> 00:28:03.769
Of course not.
685
00:28:03.769 --> 00:28:05.248
You've got Sundays off.
686
00:28:07.990 --> 00:28:09.949
Boy, you ain't gonna be alone.
687
00:28:09.949 --> 00:28:11.646
So, what, you gonna hire
more dancers?
688
00:28:11.646 --> 00:28:13.866
Fuck no, we ain't got
no money for that.
689
00:28:13.866 --> 00:28:17.391
No, you and The Chips.
690
00:28:17.391 --> 00:28:20.655
The Chips? You haven't talked
to The Chips in years.
691
00:28:21.525 --> 00:28:22.744
How are you going to find them?
692
00:28:24.137 --> 00:28:26.313
So my son left LA
looking for magic,
693
00:28:26.313 --> 00:28:29.011
but now the one and only
Mr. Big
694
00:28:29.011 --> 00:28:31.274
was about to teach him
some new tricks.
695
00:28:31.274 --> 00:28:32.493
God dang, man,
696
00:28:32.493 --> 00:28:34.103
I just hope you got AC
up in this place.
697
00:28:34.103 --> 00:28:35.757
I'm sweating my balls off
out here in this heat.
698
00:28:35.757 --> 00:28:38.455
Ain't no hotter than
you lighting your ass on fire.
699
00:28:38.455 --> 00:28:40.153
You're lucky
you still got balls.
700
00:28:40.153 --> 00:28:41.241
- Yeah.
701
00:28:41.763 --> 00:28:44.157
How a young kid like you
get into magic anyway?
702
00:28:44.157 --> 00:28:46.289
My mom let me try a bunch
of different things
703
00:28:46.289 --> 00:28:48.161
and magic was just
the best path for me.
704
00:28:49.684 --> 00:28:51.991
Well, every path has a detour.
Thank God.
705
00:28:51.991 --> 00:28:54.167
Yeah, no kidding.
706
00:28:54.167 --> 00:28:56.647
I mean, I'm already lying
to Robin about my magic working.
707
00:28:56.647 --> 00:28:59.041
Now I gotta fool her about me
being a stripper too.
708
00:28:59.041 --> 00:29:00.173
Who is that, Robin?
709
00:29:00.173 --> 00:29:01.261
Robin, who is that,
your girlfriend?
710
00:29:01.261 --> 00:29:05.091
No, she's...
she's a girl, and...
711
00:29:05.091 --> 00:29:08.094
Okay, well, she's a girl
and she's like a friend.
712
00:29:08.094 --> 00:29:10.618
She would be my girlfriend too,
713
00:29:10.618 --> 00:29:12.751
but she's got this
stupid fiancé so I'm...
714
00:29:12.751 --> 00:29:15.275
- Oh, she got a fiancé?
- Yeah.
715
00:29:15.275 --> 00:29:17.799
- Your girl got a fiancé?
- Hm-hmm.
716
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:19.845
Well, it seems to me the only
person that you're fooling
717
00:29:19.845 --> 00:29:20.759
is yourself.
718
00:29:22.021 --> 00:29:23.892
- Whatever, man.
719
00:29:23.892 --> 00:29:26.068
Glad you got a big ding-ding, boy.
720
00:29:30.986 --> 00:29:31.987
All right.
721
00:29:33.902 --> 00:29:34.816
Yeah.
722
00:29:35.643 --> 00:29:38.341
Des. Look at that body.
Still in shape!
723
00:29:41.562 --> 00:29:44.521
Baby, I need...
No, two more 255 on seven!
724
00:29:44.521 --> 00:29:48.787
Oh, so, I guess the shape
you meant was round.
725
00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:50.049
Des?
726
00:29:52.312 --> 00:29:55.968
Luther Ellis? Oh, man!
727
00:29:55.968 --> 00:29:58.013
It's been like 20 years, baby!
728
00:29:58.013 --> 00:29:59.972
You still look good,
look at you!
729
00:29:59.972 --> 00:30:01.364
You sure as hell don't!
730
00:30:01.364 --> 00:30:02.888
Oh, I gained a little weight.
731
00:30:02.888 --> 00:30:04.628
I mean, look, just a smidge.
732
00:30:04.628 --> 00:30:06.500
- Des!
- What, baby?
733
00:30:06.500 --> 00:30:08.154
This is good living, baby.
734
00:30:08.154 --> 00:30:09.808
And the shirt's too small.
735
00:30:09.808 --> 00:30:11.287
Who's your compadre right here?
736
00:30:11.287 --> 00:30:13.724
- I'm Merlin.
- Did you say breakfast?
737
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:15.291
Who said pancakes?
738
00:30:15.814 --> 00:30:17.467
Well, shit, let's go.
Let me wash up.
739
00:30:17.467 --> 00:30:18.860
Shit, you're looking good, baby!
740
00:30:18.860 --> 00:30:22.646
Grits, you a grits guy.
I know you like grits.
741
00:30:23.038 --> 00:30:25.475
So, you thinking about putting
the band back together, huh?
742
00:30:25.475 --> 00:30:28.000
Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?
743
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:29.784
Who the fuck is you?
744
00:30:30.741 --> 00:30:32.439
And are you eating
this right here?
745
00:30:33.092 --> 00:30:34.223
Nah.
746
00:30:34.223 --> 00:30:35.311
What about your leg?
747
00:30:35.311 --> 00:30:37.400
My dancing days
is over, buddy.
748
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:39.446
But I got a ringer.
749
00:30:39.446 --> 00:30:41.883
So, Luther done found himself
a new Mr. Big, huh?
750
00:30:41.883 --> 00:30:43.798
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
751
00:30:43.798 --> 00:30:46.409
Oh, the boy's talented.
So talented.
752
00:30:46.409 --> 00:30:49.543
Well, we had fun back then, man.
753
00:30:49.543 --> 00:30:50.892
Didn't we?
754
00:30:50.892 --> 00:30:52.894
I don't think that group
would work out now.
755
00:30:52.894 --> 00:30:55.201
It ain't the group
that needs to work out, Des.
756
00:30:55.201 --> 00:30:57.159
Listen, I'm still
the same body
757
00:30:57.159 --> 00:30:58.857
underneath all of this, baby.
758
00:30:58.857 --> 00:31:01.076
Well, stop acting like
you don't miss it.
759
00:31:01.076 --> 00:31:03.557
I mean, the women, the cheers.
760
00:31:04.166 --> 00:31:06.168
The tips! The tips?
761
00:31:06.168 --> 00:31:10.216
I do. But look, business
is booming, baby.
762
00:31:10.216 --> 00:31:12.087
Did you know that Pahrump,
763
00:31:12.087 --> 00:31:14.176
the place you in right now, Pahrump,
764
00:31:14.176 --> 00:31:17.484
is the number one city
to kill yourself?
765
00:31:17.484 --> 00:31:18.702
Get me out of here, man.
766
00:31:19.660 --> 00:31:21.140
I'm so God damned bored.
767
00:31:22.097 --> 00:31:23.664
I got you.
768
00:31:23.664 --> 00:31:25.884
Where's the party?
Where's the party?
769
00:31:25.884 --> 00:31:27.842
Where's the party at, uh!
770
00:31:27.842 --> 00:31:29.757
That's right!
771
00:31:29.757 --> 00:31:31.541
- I'm in.
- All right. Good.
772
00:31:31.541 --> 00:31:33.413
You know where to find
the rest of the guys?
773
00:31:33.413 --> 00:31:35.545
Hell no, especially
that crotch-stuffing,
774
00:31:35.545 --> 00:31:37.156
no-talking Dr. X.
775
00:31:37.156 --> 00:31:39.593
And you know I don't talk
to Slim!
776
00:31:39.593 --> 00:31:41.029
After he took my girl.
777
00:31:41.638 --> 00:31:42.944
Get over it, baby!
778
00:31:42.944 --> 00:31:44.424
Well, I might have
Face's number.
779
00:31:44.424 --> 00:31:45.686
He came here last year
wanting me
780
00:31:45.686 --> 00:31:47.644
to customize his car
for his girls.
781
00:31:47.644 --> 00:31:51.474
My man Tyriq, huh?
Still pampering the ladies?
782
00:31:52.345 --> 00:31:53.824
He's pampering, all right.
783
00:31:53.824 --> 00:31:55.087
Quadruplets?
784
00:31:56.392 --> 00:31:57.741
Brother!
785
00:31:57.741 --> 00:31:59.743
A lot has changed since
the last time I saw you
786
00:31:59.743 --> 00:32:02.877
with four girls in one bed,
but this right here?
787
00:32:02.877 --> 00:32:05.445
I never pictured you
settling down.
788
00:32:05.445 --> 00:32:07.664
- Does it look like I settled?
- No!
789
00:32:07.664 --> 00:32:09.318
He got you there, Luther.
790
00:32:09.318 --> 00:32:11.277
I mean, yo,
your home is beautiful.
791
00:32:11.277 --> 00:32:13.627
- It's not mine, it's my lady's.
792
00:32:14.280 --> 00:32:17.152
When the Chips closed, I applied
for every type of job.
793
00:32:17.152 --> 00:32:18.327
I got nothing.
794
00:32:18.327 --> 00:32:19.720
So, I went back to stripping.
795
00:32:20.416 --> 00:32:22.941
I actually did a party here
for this rich chick.
796
00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:24.899
Next thing I know,
spent the night,
797
00:32:24.899 --> 00:32:27.641
she said I could spend
another day, a week,
798
00:32:27.641 --> 00:32:29.773
a month, a year.
799
00:32:29.773 --> 00:32:31.775
Then she just woke up
one morning and she said,
800
00:32:31.775 --> 00:32:34.691
"You can stay here as long
as you want if we have a baby."
801
00:32:35.083 --> 00:32:37.694
And we started using
fertility drugs
802
00:32:37.694 --> 00:32:40.610
and, as you can see, it worked!
- No shit!
803
00:32:41.916 --> 00:32:43.918
So, you finally
got them to sleep?
804
00:32:46.181 --> 00:32:49.576
Oh, that's a nice pic of you
and your girls, man.
805
00:32:49.576 --> 00:32:51.056
Check you out, flexing the guns!
806
00:32:51.056 --> 00:32:52.971
Those are not mine,
those are my lady's.
807
00:32:52.971 --> 00:32:55.886
She's a top ranked
mixed martial arts fighter.
808
00:32:55.886 --> 00:32:57.149
While she's out there
kicking ass,
809
00:32:57.149 --> 00:32:59.281
I'm stuck up in here wiping ass.
810
00:32:59.281 --> 00:33:02.458
Damn, Face,
your girl is jacked!
811
00:33:02.458 --> 00:33:04.330
Two-time champ,
812
00:33:04.330 --> 00:33:06.593
and she'd put me
in a four-legged oomoplata
813
00:33:06.593 --> 00:33:09.248
if she knew I was two-timing her
with the Chips.
814
00:33:09.248 --> 00:33:11.772
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You ain't cheating, now.
815
00:33:11.772 --> 00:33:12.642
You dancing.
816
00:33:14.035 --> 00:33:16.690
And it looks like she spends
a lot of time out of town, right?
817
00:33:16.690 --> 00:33:18.126
True.
818
00:33:18.126 --> 00:33:20.172
Well, how she going to know?
819
00:33:20.868 --> 00:33:23.436
You think you guys could hook
me up with some daycare
or something?
820
00:33:23.436 --> 00:33:26.178
- Brother!
- Oh, baby, come on!
821
00:33:28.136 --> 00:33:30.399
- Don't wake up the babies.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
822
00:33:30.399 --> 00:33:31.226
I'm sorry.
823
00:33:31.226 --> 00:33:32.662
Look, do you got any idea
824
00:33:32.662 --> 00:33:34.664
how the hell we could find
the rest of the guys?
825
00:33:34.664 --> 00:33:36.231
Dr. X is a mystery to me.
826
00:33:36.231 --> 00:33:38.190
I don't know what happened
to his flat ass.
827
00:33:38.190 --> 00:33:40.148
But I do know how
you can get to Slim.
828
00:33:40.148 --> 00:33:42.498
And he's a long way from hell.
829
00:33:49.418 --> 00:33:53.640
I see today we got
a lot of empty pews
830
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.078
in this church of God.
831
00:33:57.078 --> 00:33:59.211
Oh, you've got
to be shitting me.
832
00:33:59.211 --> 00:34:03.084
Because people spent the night
partying in the club.
833
00:34:03.084 --> 00:34:05.521
I see a few people
missing right now!
834
00:34:05.521 --> 00:34:08.524
Where is Joseph?
Where is Corinne?
835
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:11.049
I don't see Bernadette.
836
00:34:12.180 --> 00:34:14.313
Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!
837
00:34:16.358 --> 00:34:19.666
But couldn't find it
in their will or in their soul
838
00:34:19.666 --> 00:34:21.363
or in their presence
839
00:34:21.363 --> 00:34:24.627
to get up and make their way
to church
840
00:34:24.627 --> 00:34:26.716
to praise the Lord.
841
00:34:26.716 --> 00:34:29.067
Man, I thought you said
he was the sexy one.
842
00:34:29.850 --> 00:34:32.026
That ain't the Slim
I used to know.
843
00:34:32.853 --> 00:34:34.507
Church ain't popping!
844
00:34:34.507 --> 00:34:37.336
You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?
845
00:34:37.814 --> 00:34:39.773
You think church can't turn up?
846
00:34:39.773 --> 00:34:43.342
Well, they say the Lord
will help you find the way...
847
00:34:44.473 --> 00:34:46.171
...but you got to meet
the Lord halfway.
848
00:34:47.694 --> 00:34:49.957
Can I get an amen?
- Amen!
849
00:34:51.437 --> 00:34:53.395
What's happening
in them clubs?
850
00:34:53.395 --> 00:34:55.354
You know what they doing
in the club?
851
00:34:55.354 --> 00:34:57.095
Bumping and grinding
all over each other!
852
00:34:57.095 --> 00:35:00.010
They're in that club last night.
Oh!
853
00:35:00.010 --> 00:35:02.665
They're shaking, they bumping
854
00:35:02.665 --> 00:35:04.537
and they grinding
all over each other.
855
00:35:04.537 --> 00:35:07.714
Hey, what's going on in here?
This ain't for us!
856
00:35:07.714 --> 00:35:10.108
They teabagging!
They teabagging!
857
00:35:10.108 --> 00:35:13.502
You don't get no tea.
The Lord ain't in them!
858
00:35:13.502 --> 00:35:15.765
Boom, bang, boom,
pow, boom, pow!
859
00:35:15.765 --> 00:35:17.550
Do the washing machine!
860
00:35:17.550 --> 00:35:19.160
Damn, he's still got it!
861
00:35:24.209 --> 00:35:26.428
Bumping and grinding,
bumping and grinding,
862
00:35:26.428 --> 00:35:28.126
bumping and grinding
all over each other!
863
00:35:30.128 --> 00:35:32.260
So, you fools are really
thinking about
864
00:35:32.260 --> 00:35:34.175
putting the Chips back together?
865
00:35:34.175 --> 00:35:35.829
Oh!
- Here you go, dear.
866
00:35:36.699 --> 00:35:38.048
Thank you, sweetie.
867
00:35:39.049 --> 00:35:41.400
It's so nice to see you all.
868
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.402
Have a blessed day.
869
00:35:43.402 --> 00:35:44.794
Thank you, sweetie.
870
00:35:48.189 --> 00:35:50.365
Are you out of
your God damn mind?
871
00:35:50.365 --> 00:35:51.801
Excuse me, Lord.
872
00:35:51.801 --> 00:35:54.195
But that's got to be
the stupidest motherfucking idea
873
00:35:54.195 --> 00:35:55.370
I ever heard in my life!
874
00:35:55.370 --> 00:35:58.634
Oh, it's stupid, is it?
It's stupid?
875
00:35:58.634 --> 00:36:01.768
Man, I just saw you do
half your old dance moves.
876
00:36:01.768 --> 00:36:04.727
You had these church ladies
about to make it rain, baby.
877
00:36:04.727 --> 00:36:06.338
I'm just using my calling
878
00:36:06.338 --> 00:36:08.427
to excite these ladies
about the gospel.
879
00:36:08.427 --> 00:36:10.385
That is all.
880
00:36:10.385 --> 00:36:12.996
And also release some
pent-up tension I got going on.
881
00:36:12.996 --> 00:36:14.346
Yeah, no offense, Pastor,
882
00:36:14.346 --> 00:36:16.043
but if you get them
any more excited,
883
00:36:16.043 --> 00:36:17.784
your church is going
to need a champagne room.
884
00:36:18.350 --> 00:36:20.700
Well, if it's sexual tension
you mean,
885
00:36:20.700 --> 00:36:22.223
then maybe I need
to talk to your wife.
886
00:36:22.223 --> 00:36:23.616
Hey, don't you go near
my wife!
887
00:36:23.616 --> 00:36:24.878
Don't you go near my wife.
888
00:36:24.878 --> 00:36:26.184
I done told you about
that before.
889
00:36:26.184 --> 00:36:29.056
I done told you!
Leave my wife alone.
890
00:36:31.537 --> 00:36:33.974
I need some sugar.
891
00:36:38.979 --> 00:36:40.546
There's some sugar.
892
00:36:40.546 --> 00:36:42.069
Desmond?
893
00:36:42.069 --> 00:36:43.113
Eve!
894
00:36:43.113 --> 00:36:46.204
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh, wow!
895
00:36:46.204 --> 00:36:47.683
- Um...
- Whoa!
896
00:36:47.683 --> 00:36:48.858
You look...
897
00:36:48.858 --> 00:36:50.599
I grew a beard.
898
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:52.906
It's a little different for me.
899
00:36:52.906 --> 00:36:54.777
But you look lovely as ever.
900
00:36:55.648 --> 00:36:58.172
Oh, thank you.
901
00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:01.610
So, how are you?
- Amazing.
902
00:37:01.610 --> 00:37:06.136
I have a little auto body place
out in Pahrump, you know.
903
00:37:06.136 --> 00:37:07.529
Still single, though.
904
00:37:07.964 --> 00:37:10.663
Still haven't found anybody
to treat me as well as you did.
905
00:37:12.273 --> 00:37:14.449
That's very sweet.
906
00:37:14.449 --> 00:37:17.539
Listen, Desmond,
I need to apologize to you.
907
00:37:17.539 --> 00:37:21.021
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No. Please.
908
00:37:22.240 --> 00:37:25.808
For years, I was very judgmental
of your work.
909
00:37:25.808 --> 00:37:28.637
And now, in hindsight,
910
00:37:28.637 --> 00:37:30.596
I see how women may enjoy it.
911
00:37:32.859 --> 00:37:36.645
Listen, no need to apologize.
As long as you're happy.
912
00:37:40.083 --> 00:37:42.564
- Amos and I are very happy.
- Hmm!
913
00:37:42.564 --> 00:37:46.046
We are blessed and he always
treats me with the utmost...
914
00:37:46.046 --> 00:37:47.526
Respect!
915
00:37:47.526 --> 00:37:49.267
I would never do anything
inappropriate to my wife.
916
00:37:49.267 --> 00:37:51.312
He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.
917
00:37:51.312 --> 00:37:55.142
But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too...
918
00:37:55.142 --> 00:37:58.363
Tame! My wife's an angel.
I'm a lucky man to have her.
919
00:37:58.363 --> 00:38:02.192
But sometimes you just want
to get wild!
920
00:38:02.192 --> 00:38:06.109
...so mild. In private,
he's the perfect gentleman.
921
00:38:06.109 --> 00:38:09.330
Too gentle! I just want
to go crazy!
922
00:38:09.330 --> 00:38:10.766
You know me!
923
00:38:10.766 --> 00:38:13.769
I'll tell you what's crazy is...
924
00:38:13.769 --> 00:38:15.858
Slim Sexy is now a preacher.
925
00:38:15.858 --> 00:38:18.339
I can't even look at you.
926
00:38:18.339 --> 00:38:21.734
I'll tell you what you can't
look at is your feet, big man.
927
00:38:21.734 --> 00:38:23.866
What about you,
Reverend Gyrate?
928
00:38:23.866 --> 00:38:26.304
I don't know if you born again
or porn again.
929
00:38:26.304 --> 00:38:27.827
- Oh!
- Huh?
930
00:38:27.827 --> 00:38:31.570
I don't care what you say.
I'm satisfied with who I am.
931
00:38:31.570 --> 00:38:33.528
Are you, big man?
932
00:38:33.528 --> 00:38:36.052
The question is; is your wife?
933
00:38:36.052 --> 00:38:38.316
- Oh Lord.
- Hold this.
934
00:38:38.881 --> 00:38:41.884
Hey, come on. I done told you
about my wife.
935
00:38:47.281 --> 00:38:48.587
Yo, are you going
to do something?
936
00:38:48.587 --> 00:38:50.328
I brought him here
to work this shit out.
937
00:38:50.328 --> 00:38:52.895
- Well, it ain't working! Yo!
- Keep on calling!
938
00:38:52.895 --> 00:38:54.375
All right, all right,
all right.
939
00:38:54.375 --> 00:38:55.855
You all in the Lord's house now.
940
00:38:55.855 --> 00:38:58.292
- Sit your ass down!
- Pushing it!
941
00:38:59.424 --> 00:39:01.121
Dignified.
You're in the church.
942
00:39:02.383 --> 00:39:04.603
Luther, I don't care
how you say it, nothing,
943
00:39:04.603 --> 00:39:06.300
I mean, nothing,
944
00:39:06.300 --> 00:39:08.302
is going to change my mind.
I'm good!
945
00:39:08.302 --> 00:39:10.086
- Oh, is that right?
- That's right.
946
00:39:10.086 --> 00:39:11.784
Hey, Rita, are you there?
947
00:39:11.784 --> 00:39:13.002
Yes, I am.
948
00:39:13.002 --> 00:39:14.613
Are you fuckers going
to help or not?
949
00:39:14.613 --> 00:39:18.094
Now, look here, The Moxie's in
trouble and it needs money ASAP.
950
00:39:18.617 --> 00:39:20.401
Now, if you ain't going
to do it for us,
951
00:39:20.401 --> 00:39:22.447
then do it for Rita.
952
00:39:22.925 --> 00:39:25.537
Oh, you remember when
she found your homeless ass
953
00:39:25.537 --> 00:39:28.148
on the bus stop
and made you a Chip.
954
00:39:28.148 --> 00:39:30.280
And Face is already in.
955
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.935
Come on, man,
what would Jesus do...
956
00:39:32.935 --> 00:39:34.197
if he was an old ass stripper?
957
00:39:35.155 --> 00:39:39.289
Look, even if I did say yes,
you're still down a Chip.
958
00:39:39.289 --> 00:39:41.291
And no one's seen that
mask-wearing mute
959
00:39:41.291 --> 00:39:42.597
Dr. X anywhere.
960
00:39:42.597 --> 00:39:44.077
Well, I saw him.
961
00:39:44.077 --> 00:39:46.732
I got lucky and found him
on a medical database.
962
00:39:47.428 --> 00:39:49.299
You mean, X became
a real doctor?
963
00:39:49.299 --> 00:39:51.693
Plastic surgeon.
I just called his office.
964
00:39:51.693 --> 00:39:55.044
He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.
965
00:39:55.654 --> 00:39:59.440
We do have some special gifts,
and I want to say--
966
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:00.963
Rita must have gave us
the wrong address,
967
00:40:00.963 --> 00:40:03.183
because the only brothers
I see here are the waiters.
968
00:40:03.183 --> 00:40:05.011
And we're going
to go ahead now
969
00:40:05.011 --> 00:40:06.229
and give our final award.
970
00:40:06.229 --> 00:40:07.840
I think you know who
I'm talking about.
971
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.582
Let's give it up
for Dr. Xander Pike.
972
00:40:20.722 --> 00:40:22.681
I know you Harvard men
really wanted this,
973
00:40:22.681 --> 00:40:24.422
just like you guys want my wife.
974
00:40:24.422 --> 00:40:26.249
I see you looking, she's mine.
975
00:40:28.469 --> 00:40:29.731
Xander's white?
976
00:40:29.731 --> 00:40:31.298
Thus the mask.
977
00:40:31.298 --> 00:40:34.083
- And the flat ass.
- And the small dick.
978
00:40:35.345 --> 00:40:36.956
I'm sure you guys got
a lot of questions.
979
00:40:36.956 --> 00:40:38.827
Um, back in the day,
980
00:40:38.827 --> 00:40:40.394
I was trying to get through
medical school,
981
00:40:40.394 --> 00:40:42.570
and the Chippendales rejected me
because I danced too big.
982
00:40:43.745 --> 00:40:45.138
Saw the Chip auditions.
983
00:40:45.138 --> 00:40:46.966
So, I went to the tanning bed,
984
00:40:46.966 --> 00:40:49.838
shaved my head, got a mask
and, bam, Dr. X!
985
00:40:49.838 --> 00:40:52.275
And, bam, you lied
about being black.
986
00:40:52.275 --> 00:40:54.495
Did not lie, I never said
I was black. You just assumed.
987
00:40:54.495 --> 00:40:55.975
You know what they say
when you assume.
988
00:40:55.975 --> 00:40:57.890
Yeah, you make an ass
out of you
989
00:40:57.890 --> 00:40:59.761
and some dumbass
black strippers.
990
00:40:59.761 --> 00:41:02.111
Doc is out for the reunion.
991
00:41:02.111 --> 00:41:04.723
Why am I out? That was
the best time of my life.
992
00:41:04.723 --> 00:41:08.074
I loved being black.
Being white is so boring!
993
00:41:08.074 --> 00:41:12.382
Between the food, the music,
the dance and the TV shows.
994
00:41:12.382 --> 00:41:13.732
You ever tried to stay awake
995
00:41:13.732 --> 00:41:15.298
to watch an episode
of The Crown?
996
00:41:15.298 --> 00:41:16.778
You know what
it was like for me?
997
00:41:16.778 --> 00:41:18.650
I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the Chips broke up.
998
00:41:18.650 --> 00:41:21.174
Now, you, you're a doctor?
999
00:41:21.174 --> 00:41:22.784
I did get into
a top medical school.
1000
00:41:22.784 --> 00:41:25.091
I'm sure you got in
the top everything.
1001
00:41:25.091 --> 00:41:26.745
You know how easy it is
to get in
1002
00:41:26.745 --> 00:41:28.834
when your name's Alexander
and not Tyriq?
1003
00:41:28.834 --> 00:41:31.140
I didn't name you that,
blame your parents!
1004
00:41:31.140 --> 00:41:34.230
Could we at least take a vote?
I am an original Chocolate Chip.
1005
00:41:34.230 --> 00:41:37.364
No! You was just
chocolate dipped.
1006
00:41:37.364 --> 00:41:38.452
The conditions have changed.
1007
00:41:38.452 --> 00:41:40.106
Okay, you know,
you all changed!
1008
00:41:40.106 --> 00:41:42.630
All right, Face, look,
you got four kids.
1009
00:41:42.630 --> 00:41:44.458
Amos is a preacher.
- I'm a damn good preacher.
1010
00:41:44.458 --> 00:41:46.329
I know, I know. And Des, Des...
1011
00:41:46.329 --> 00:41:47.853
I gained a smidgen of weight.
1012
00:41:47.853 --> 00:41:49.376
He got a smidgen
of weight, exactly.
1013
00:41:49.376 --> 00:41:52.074
Look, look, look,
it's all or nothing, okay?
1014
00:41:52.074 --> 00:41:54.033
You got it?
Look, if you down with us,
1015
00:41:54.033 --> 00:41:56.601
meet us at the Cookie Club
at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow night.
1016
00:41:56.601 --> 00:41:58.559
I'll be there 4:45.
1017
00:42:00.866 --> 00:42:02.389
Okay, I guess I'm in.
1018
00:42:02.389 --> 00:42:04.522
Now, you said you had daycare,
so who is it?
1019
00:42:06.567 --> 00:42:08.874
Oh, come on, man,
you can't expect me
1020
00:42:08.874 --> 00:42:12.225
to leave Ella, Della, Bella,
and Stella with Rita!
1021
00:42:12.225 --> 00:42:13.879
She can't handle
all these babies!
1022
00:42:13.879 --> 00:42:15.489
Well, let me get
this straight.
1023
00:42:15.489 --> 00:42:17.012
After I washed all your mankinis
1024
00:42:17.012 --> 00:42:19.798
and then I cleaned all the crabs
out of the champagne room
1025
00:42:19.798 --> 00:42:22.061
that I could handle
all you babies,
1026
00:42:22.061 --> 00:42:24.498
but I can't handle those babies?
1027
00:42:25.934 --> 00:42:27.501
Get the fuck out of here.
1028
00:42:27.501 --> 00:42:30.025
- We got it, Luther, we got it.
- It's been a minute.
1029
00:42:30.025 --> 00:42:31.549
Everybody remember
the steps, right?
1030
00:42:32.201 --> 00:42:35.944
Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1031
00:42:41.863 --> 00:42:43.735
-
- So,
after two decades,
1032
00:42:43.735 --> 00:42:45.519
the Chocolate Chips
were finally back on stage
1033
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.608
to show Merlin their routines.
1034
00:42:47.608 --> 00:42:50.829
Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember them!
1035
00:42:51.351 --> 00:42:52.613
- What you doing?
- I'm doing...
1036
00:42:52.613 --> 00:42:53.919
I can't move that fast, man!
1037
00:42:53.919 --> 00:42:56.138
Y'all, get this shit right.
1038
00:42:56.138 --> 00:42:58.184
You know how we do this.
Set this mother off.
1039
00:42:58.184 --> 00:43:01.013
Five, six, seven, eight!
1040
00:43:02.231 --> 00:43:04.364
Bring it down, bring it down.
1041
00:43:14.766 --> 00:43:16.376
Terrible!
1042
00:43:20.946 --> 00:43:22.600
- Come on, man.
- The women...
1043
00:43:22.600 --> 00:43:25.994
- This is not a Lil Nas X video!
- Good God!
1044
00:43:25.994 --> 00:43:28.562
Man, do you think
they'll ever get it together?
1045
00:43:29.563 --> 00:43:32.435
Don't know, kid.
Could go either way.
1046
00:43:33.349 --> 00:43:35.177
Lot of issues to work through.
1047
00:43:35.177 --> 00:43:37.179
Yeah, tell me about it.
1048
00:43:37.179 --> 00:43:39.617
No wonder y'all split up
with all that drama.
1049
00:43:40.095 --> 00:43:41.923
I could see why
you're still pissed off
1050
00:43:41.923 --> 00:43:43.751
about losing all that money.
1051
00:43:43.751 --> 00:43:45.492
I could see why you're
so depressed.
1052
00:43:47.233 --> 00:43:49.191
Rita tell you that?
1053
00:43:49.191 --> 00:43:50.845
Rita don't know shit.
1054
00:43:51.324 --> 00:43:53.065
Nobody knows what
really went down.
1055
00:43:55.807 --> 00:43:56.851
All right!
1056
00:43:58.679 --> 00:43:59.724
Let's try it again.
1057
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:04.598
Work for it! Sexy, let's go!
1058
00:44:04.598 --> 00:44:06.905
Go on. You don't want it.
You don't want success.
1059
00:44:06.905 --> 00:44:08.602
I can tell you don't want it.
1060
00:44:08.602 --> 00:44:10.343
One, to the right.
1061
00:44:12.084 --> 00:44:14.826
To the right, to the left!
1062
00:44:14.826 --> 00:44:16.697
Crush again, crush again!
1063
00:44:16.697 --> 00:44:18.612
Merlin, I expect more of you.
1064
00:44:18.612 --> 00:44:20.832
Bang-bang,
or bang-bang bang-bang?
1065
00:44:20.832 --> 00:44:22.529
The bang's up, you pop
your bangs up too high!
1066
00:44:22.529 --> 00:44:23.530
Yeah, he over-banging.
1067
00:44:23.530 --> 00:44:26.707
Push it! Push high, push high!
1068
00:44:26.707 --> 00:44:29.057
Roll with it, roll with it.
1069
00:44:29.057 --> 00:44:32.104
Suck it up.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1070
00:44:32.104 --> 00:44:35.194
Three... four... go!
1071
00:44:35.194 --> 00:44:39.372
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
1072
00:44:39.372 --> 00:44:40.939
Sexy, that's what
you're going to give me?
1073
00:44:40.939 --> 00:44:42.636
Shut up!
1074
00:44:42.636 --> 00:44:44.594
This is how you
make champions, guys!
1075
00:44:59.740 --> 00:45:01.089
How do you even eat a salad?
1076
00:45:02.090 --> 00:45:04.397
All right, all right.
1077
00:45:04.397 --> 00:45:07.487
Now they started looking
like the way it used to. Yeah!
1078
00:45:08.488 --> 00:45:10.185
Searching for music.
1079
00:45:10.185 --> 00:45:11.665
Picking out costumes.
1080
00:45:12.666 --> 00:45:13.798
And X pretending to be black.
1081
00:45:13.798 --> 00:45:15.147
It's not black, it's caramel.
1082
00:45:15.147 --> 00:45:16.975
Well, it looks
like shit to me.
1083
00:45:16.975 --> 00:45:18.541
This is bullshit, Luther.
1084
00:45:18.541 --> 00:45:20.805
Hey, hey, hey,
it's a reunion show.
1085
00:45:20.805 --> 00:45:22.937
He's supposed to look
the way he did before.
1086
00:45:22.937 --> 00:45:25.374
What's Des going to do?
1087
00:45:25.374 --> 00:45:28.116
Unless you got a time machine,
that ain't going to happen.
1088
00:45:28.726 --> 00:45:30.075
See, that's a fat joke.
1089
00:45:30.075 --> 00:45:31.990
I'm getting tired of these
God damned fat jokes!
1090
00:45:31.990 --> 00:45:34.427
Matter of fact, you know what?
Give me this piece of pie.
1091
00:45:34.427 --> 00:45:36.342
Hey, don't you touch
that pizza now!
1092
00:45:36.342 --> 00:45:37.691
- It's him!
- Yo, yo, guys!
1093
00:45:37.691 --> 00:45:38.866
I think I found
my showcase song,
1094
00:45:38.866 --> 00:45:40.955
and it's one of my mom's
favorite jams.
1095
00:45:45.351 --> 00:45:47.788
- Yo.
- Turn it off, kid.
1096
00:45:47.788 --> 00:45:49.659
All right, God damn it,
enough of this.
1097
00:45:49.659 --> 00:45:51.487
No more bitching
about X's colour
1098
00:45:51.487 --> 00:45:53.228
and no more touching the pizza.
1099
00:45:53.228 --> 00:45:55.535
And nobody plays that song!
1100
00:46:01.846 --> 00:46:03.369
You know what?
1101
00:46:04.849 --> 00:46:06.546
I'm going to work
on my wardrobe.
1102
00:46:07.808 --> 00:46:10.158
I'm going to go look
for a gym.
1103
00:46:15.424 --> 00:46:17.122
I almost smacked you with
the black hand side.
1104
00:46:17.122 --> 00:46:18.819
Don't ever play that song again!
1105
00:46:19.428 --> 00:46:23.737
That song you just played
was Mr. Big's closing song.
1106
00:46:26.392 --> 00:46:27.349
Oh, boy!
1107
00:46:27.349 --> 00:46:30.744
Help me, Lord! Help!
1108
00:46:36.489 --> 00:46:38.926
Now, Merlin had
performed for crowds before,
1109
00:46:38.926 --> 00:46:40.493
but never like this.
1110
00:46:40.493 --> 00:46:43.670
So, he was nervous about
showing his ass, literally.
1111
00:46:43.670 --> 00:46:46.673
But with Robin and magic
both out of the picture,
1112
00:46:46.673 --> 00:46:48.806
he figured he had
nothing to lose.
1113
00:46:48.806 --> 00:46:51.460
And the only person
he could talk to about it
1114
00:46:51.460 --> 00:46:54.507
was a man who had
lost everything.
1115
00:46:54.507 --> 00:46:56.248
Oh, wow!
1116
00:46:57.684 --> 00:46:59.381
I know what I'm doing here late
1117
00:46:59.381 --> 00:47:00.992
trying to fix
this doggone sound system,
1118
00:47:00.992 --> 00:47:02.602
but what you doing here so late?
1119
00:47:02.602 --> 00:47:04.517
I'm still trying to figure out
my solo, okay?
1120
00:47:04.517 --> 00:47:06.954
I have no idea what it should
be. Luther, I can't do this!
1121
00:47:06.954 --> 00:47:09.652
Here you go with that can't
again. Ain't no can't in Vegas!
1122
00:47:10.479 --> 00:47:12.307
Boy, you good,
don't worry about it.
1123
00:47:12.307 --> 00:47:15.136
You just have to figure out
what your alter-ego is.
1124
00:47:15.136 --> 00:47:16.790
Yeah, your special identity!
1125
00:47:16.790 --> 00:47:20.881
Find something that's unique
to you, that makes you unique.
1126
00:47:20.881 --> 00:47:22.535
Okay, well, that's easy
for you to say!
1127
00:47:22.535 --> 00:47:24.842
It's not like you have to get
up here and dance anymore.
1128
00:47:24.842 --> 00:47:26.539
- Oh, you think I don't want to?
- No!
1129
00:47:26.539 --> 00:47:28.019
I would if I could.
1130
00:47:28.019 --> 00:47:30.543
But I can't, so that's
why they got you!
1131
00:47:30.543 --> 00:47:32.501
- All right, well, I didn't
mean nothing by that.
1132
00:47:32.501 --> 00:47:34.939
I just know you had to stop
dancing because of your leg.
1133
00:47:34.939 --> 00:47:37.680
Well, it wasn't just
my leg that got broke.
1134
00:47:37.680 --> 00:47:39.421
But that's, you don't know
nothing about that.
1135
00:47:39.421 --> 00:47:42.772
We ain't worried about it.
Tomorrow is a big night!
1136
00:47:43.251 --> 00:47:44.513
Been a while since
the Chips danced
1137
00:47:44.513 --> 00:47:45.732
in front of a live audience,
1138
00:47:45.732 --> 00:47:48.213
so we're going to have
a little preview.
1139
00:47:59.485 --> 00:48:00.878
Back the fuck up.
1140
00:48:02.488 --> 00:48:03.619
Sorry.
1141
00:48:04.098 --> 00:48:06.318
You're a doctor! Why don't you
just create a bigger cock?
1142
00:48:06.318 --> 00:48:07.754
Well, that's why I became one.
1143
00:48:07.754 --> 00:48:09.930
Women got a lot of options
for body enhancements
1144
00:48:09.930 --> 00:48:11.453
and men, we just don't.
1145
00:48:11.453 --> 00:48:12.759
But I plan to change that.
1146
00:48:12.759 --> 00:48:15.370
- Like, dick implants?
- Close.
1147
00:48:15.893 --> 00:48:18.417
I know one woman who'd like
a little something extra.
1148
00:48:19.157 --> 00:48:20.506
I just can't give it to her.
1149
00:48:21.072 --> 00:48:23.813
How did we not know
this dude was white?
1150
00:48:24.597 --> 00:48:27.339
And as my baby looked
into the crowd,
1151
00:48:27.339 --> 00:48:29.907
he couldn't believe how much
his world had changed.
1152
00:48:29.907 --> 00:48:32.213
But what the Chips
didn't realize
1153
00:48:32.213 --> 00:48:34.781
was that the world
had changed on them, too.
1154
00:48:36.304 --> 00:48:38.176
Oh, shoot!
1155
00:48:38.176 --> 00:48:40.874
What's wrong, kid, you nervous?
- Yes, man!
1156
00:48:40.874 --> 00:48:42.093
There's so many people
out there!
1157
00:48:42.093 --> 00:48:43.616
It's a small crowd,
just work out!
1158
00:48:43.616 --> 00:48:45.618
Yeah, so if you mess up,
nobody is going to know!
1159
00:48:45.618 --> 00:48:49.187
You about to pop your cherry!
1160
00:48:49.187 --> 00:48:51.406
You old and stuff, but haven't
you all heard of the internet?
1161
00:48:51.406 --> 00:48:54.105
They record one mistake,
and it's on there forever.
1162
00:48:54.105 --> 00:48:55.454
- He's scared!
1163
00:48:56.281 --> 00:48:57.586
This is DJ St. Aubyn.
1164
00:48:57.586 --> 00:49:00.198
It's been a long time,
but guess who's back?
1165
00:49:00.198 --> 00:49:01.721
The Chocolate Chips!
1166
00:49:03.331 --> 00:49:05.290
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1167
00:49:05.290 --> 00:49:06.465
Let's go!
1168
00:49:06.465 --> 00:49:08.336
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1169
00:49:12.906 --> 00:49:14.429
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
1170
00:49:14.429 --> 00:49:16.518
Des The Body,
Dr. X,
1171
00:49:16.518 --> 00:49:18.912
Slim Sexy, The Face,
1172
00:49:18.912 --> 00:49:21.523
and Merlin.
The Chocolate Chips!
1173
00:49:29.357 --> 00:49:30.793
We fucking froze, man!
1174
00:49:30.793 --> 00:49:32.752
Ain't nobody said it
was going to be easy.
1175
00:49:32.752 --> 00:49:34.014
All right, just shake it off!
1176
00:49:34.014 --> 00:49:35.885
We looked like fools
out there, man!
1177
00:49:35.885 --> 00:49:38.149
But that's what tonight
is for, right?
1178
00:49:38.149 --> 00:49:39.237
To work the kinks out.
1179
00:49:39.237 --> 00:49:41.326
Face, you up next, baby.
- What?
1180
00:49:41.326 --> 00:49:44.372
Man, there's somebody's babies
out there, go be they daddy.
1181
00:49:44.372 --> 00:49:47.506
- You got it, Face.
- Come on, man, come on, baby!
1182
00:49:47.506 --> 00:49:49.638
- Give them the Face!
- Bring it home, Face.
1183
00:49:50.117 --> 00:49:53.338
Ladies, welcome to the stage
your new daddy,
1184
00:49:53.338 --> 00:49:55.035
The Face.
1185
00:50:13.184 --> 00:50:16.100
Face out here trying
to be your father figure.
1186
00:50:16.839 --> 00:50:18.841
Hey, hey, wait, wait, what?
1187
00:50:18.841 --> 00:50:20.539
Is the stripper
brushing her hair?
1188
00:50:21.627 --> 00:50:24.021
That's kind of weird!
1189
00:50:24.021 --> 00:50:25.805
And kind of sexy.
1190
00:50:25.805 --> 00:50:28.025
Oh, hell. Dang it, Face,
1191
00:50:28.025 --> 00:50:30.157
I didn't literally mean
be their daddy.
1192
00:50:33.117 --> 00:50:34.466
Uh-oh.
1193
00:50:35.510 --> 00:50:37.686
Looks like someone
needs a spanking.
1194
00:51:00.361 --> 00:51:03.756
Watch out, ladies, he's about
to put you in time-out!
1195
00:51:04.365 --> 00:51:05.975
Shit!
1196
00:51:07.412 --> 00:51:09.631
And even though
my son's new path
1197
00:51:09.631 --> 00:51:12.199
was drifting away
from one of his passions,
1198
00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:14.114
Merlin never let his journey
1199
00:51:14.114 --> 00:51:16.551
take him too far away
from the other,
1200
00:51:16.551 --> 00:51:18.118
Robin.
1201
00:51:18.118 --> 00:51:19.467
Quick, turn on your TV!
1202
00:51:19.467 --> 00:51:21.469
A Different World marathon
is on right now.
1203
00:51:21.469 --> 00:51:24.081
Remember how your mom would let
us watch reruns with her
1204
00:51:24.081 --> 00:51:25.473
when we were kids?
1205
00:51:25.473 --> 00:51:27.867
You know I'm watching it
already!
1206
00:51:27.867 --> 00:51:29.303
Dwayne Wayne's about
to crash the wedding,
1207
00:51:29.303 --> 00:51:30.304
it's about to go down!
1208
00:51:30.304 --> 00:51:31.392
I know.
1209
00:51:34.700 --> 00:51:36.745
You do know he's
the bad guy, right?
1210
00:51:37.137 --> 00:51:38.747
Byron was going to be like Obama
1211
00:51:38.747 --> 00:51:40.140
and Whitley could
have been his Michelle.
1212
00:51:40.140 --> 00:51:42.142
Robin, you can't be serious
right now.
1213
00:51:42.142 --> 00:51:43.578
He's literally saving her.
1214
00:51:43.578 --> 00:51:45.406
Whitley is Dwayne's true love.
1215
00:51:45.406 --> 00:51:47.756
Yet he waits for
the last second to speak up?
1216
00:51:47.756 --> 00:51:49.932
He should have left her
with Olivia Pope's daddy
1217
00:51:49.932 --> 00:51:51.108
and sat down.
1218
00:51:51.108 --> 00:51:52.848
Yeah, all right.
1219
00:51:52.848 --> 00:51:55.112
All right, it's about
to go down.
1220
00:51:55.547 --> 00:51:58.071
Whitley, I love you,
and if you'll have me,
1221
00:51:58.071 --> 00:52:00.552
I want you to be my wife.
- What the hell are you doing?
1222
00:52:00.552 --> 00:52:01.944
Hey, I'm sorry, Byron,
I love her!
1223
00:52:01.944 --> 00:52:03.511
Die! Yes, die!
1224
00:52:03.511 --> 00:52:05.513
- Let him go, man!
- Will you have me, Dwayne,
1225
00:52:05.513 --> 00:52:07.907
as your lawfully wedded husband
from this day forth,
1226
00:52:07.907 --> 00:52:10.431
to have and to hold
in richer, for poorer?
1227
00:52:10.431 --> 00:52:12.955
Baby, please? Please?
1228
00:52:12.955 --> 00:52:14.392
I do!
1229
00:52:17.612 --> 00:52:20.137
It's iconic, Robin.
It's iconic!
1230
00:52:20.528 --> 00:52:21.747
It gets me every time.
1231
00:52:22.182 --> 00:52:25.185
See? Dwayne is the true hero.
1232
00:52:25.185 --> 00:52:27.666
Nope, still the bad guy.
1233
00:52:27.666 --> 00:52:29.058
What if somebody
wanted to stop you
1234
00:52:29.058 --> 00:52:30.234
from marrying the wrong person?
1235
00:52:30.234 --> 00:52:32.323
I'd hope he'd have
the courage to do it
1236
00:52:32.323 --> 00:52:33.933
before my damn wedding day.
1237
00:52:33.933 --> 00:52:36.718
This is real life,
not a TV show.
1238
00:52:37.197 --> 00:52:38.677
Yeah...
1239
00:52:39.982 --> 00:52:41.854
I guess it is a different world.
1240
00:52:43.812 --> 00:52:46.337
Is anybody
getting married here today?
1241
00:52:46.337 --> 00:52:47.990
Oh, hey, hey!
1242
00:52:47.990 --> 00:52:51.559
Hey, Slim Sexy.
You ready for your big night?
1243
00:52:53.170 --> 00:52:55.650
Look, man, I'm not sure.
1244
00:52:55.650 --> 00:52:59.219
Look, yesterday, those ladies
were way more handsy
1245
00:52:59.219 --> 00:53:01.569
than even in our day!
- Yes, they were.
1246
00:53:01.569 --> 00:53:02.962
They got me pacing
back and forth
1247
00:53:02.962 --> 00:53:04.572
talking to the Lord right now!
1248
00:53:04.572 --> 00:53:07.445
Look, look, I want to help Rita,
believe me.
1249
00:53:07.445 --> 00:53:10.709
But I love my wife, man.
I can't be in no room
1250
00:53:10.709 --> 00:53:14.930
playing grab ass with a room
full of horny women like that!
1251
00:53:14.930 --> 00:53:16.584
- Okay, okay!
- I'm missing my birthmark!
1252
00:53:16.584 --> 00:53:18.586
Look, put it in your solo.
1253
00:53:18.586 --> 00:53:20.414
All right, just pick a song.
1254
00:53:20.414 --> 00:53:23.069
Pick a song that tells them
what to do.
1255
00:53:23.069 --> 00:53:24.853
And, Luther, I'm sorry to
interrupt, I'm sorry Slim,
1256
00:53:24.853 --> 00:53:26.159
but I asked you about the name,
1257
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:27.813
but you didn't tell me
if it was cool yet.
1258
00:53:27.813 --> 00:53:29.206
Like, it sounded
good in my head,
1259
00:53:29.206 --> 00:53:30.685
but I didn't know
if it was too much
1260
00:53:30.685 --> 00:53:31.991
or if it was too...
1261
00:53:33.122 --> 00:53:34.689
- Look.
- Nah.
1262
00:53:35.777 --> 00:53:36.778
Nah!
1263
00:53:38.302 --> 00:53:39.172
I'm a Chip?
1264
00:53:41.000 --> 00:53:42.393
You a Chocolate Chip.
1265
00:53:45.309 --> 00:53:48.486
You have anything mocha-brown
and sugar-sweet?
1266
00:53:53.142 --> 00:53:56.058
Good choice.
It's the best in town.
1267
00:53:56.058 --> 00:53:57.756
Eve!
1268
00:53:57.756 --> 00:53:59.714
So, what are you doing here?
You're not in Pahrump?
1269
00:53:59.714 --> 00:54:01.716
Are you doing some body work
here in Vegas?
1270
00:54:01.716 --> 00:54:03.805
Yeah, you could say that.
1271
00:54:03.805 --> 00:54:05.546
Well, I'm happy to see you.
1272
00:54:05.546 --> 00:54:06.982
What are you doing here?
1273
00:54:06.982 --> 00:54:09.158
I always stop in here
after I drop Amos off
1274
00:54:09.158 --> 00:54:11.160
at our sister chapel
to teach Bible study.
1275
00:54:14.425 --> 00:54:16.078
Hands off, ladies,
1276
00:54:16.078 --> 00:54:18.342
Slim's about to take you
to church.
1277
00:54:19.604 --> 00:54:21.519
Hallelujah.
1278
00:54:24.609 --> 00:54:26.306
I hope I didn't give you
the wrong idea
1279
00:54:26.306 --> 00:54:28.265
the last time we spoke.
- No!
1280
00:54:28.656 --> 00:54:29.962
Amos and I are fine,
1281
00:54:29.962 --> 00:54:32.486
I just think
we've lost that spark.
1282
00:54:33.008 --> 00:54:34.706
Well, you can always
get that back.
1283
00:54:34.706 --> 00:54:36.708
You know what they say
about a spark;
1284
00:54:36.708 --> 00:54:39.624
it doesn't take much
to turn into a flame.
1285
00:54:41.190 --> 00:54:43.236
Guess that depends on
who's lighting it.
1286
00:54:46.326 --> 00:54:47.849
Do you like what you see?
1287
00:54:47.849 --> 00:54:49.982
Yes, Lord.
1288
00:54:50.461 --> 00:54:52.245
I'm talking about
the menu, silly.
1289
00:54:52.245 --> 00:54:55.335
I was talking about the same
thing you were talking about!
1290
00:54:55.335 --> 00:54:57.163
It's like we were reading
the same menu.
1291
00:54:57.163 --> 00:54:58.904
- Exactly. Pie. Menu.
- It's weird.
1292
00:54:59.687 --> 00:55:01.689
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1293
00:55:01.689 --> 00:55:03.691
Um...
1294
00:55:04.953 --> 00:55:06.738
Um! Um!
1295
00:55:08.479 --> 00:55:11.090
Forget church, this is heaven.
1296
00:55:11.090 --> 00:55:14.311
Come on, a little cheating
ain't so bad. Little bit?
1297
00:55:14.311 --> 00:55:17.401
No, I got to watch what I eat.
1298
00:55:21.579 --> 00:55:24.973
Look at that big old handsome
block of chocolate.
1299
00:55:28.237 --> 00:55:30.588
Whipped cream,
rainbow sprinkles,
1300
00:55:30.588 --> 00:55:32.285
maraschino cherries!
1301
00:55:32.285 --> 00:55:35.462
We're going to change your name
from Big Des to Big Diabetes!
1302
00:55:39.336 --> 00:55:43.340
Yo, we're going to need some
more money to cover that body.
1303
00:55:48.345 --> 00:55:49.694
Hey, baby.
1304
00:55:49.694 --> 00:55:51.783
Ladies.
1305
00:55:51.783 --> 00:55:53.524
You all ladies looking good.
1306
00:55:53.524 --> 00:55:55.656
You all looking real good
out there.
1307
00:55:55.656 --> 00:55:59.094
I'm Mr. Big,
and it has been 25 years
1308
00:55:59.094 --> 00:56:00.226
since we've been on this stage.
1309
00:56:00.226 --> 00:56:03.098
And I want to say,
it is so good,
1310
00:56:03.098 --> 00:56:05.753
it is so good...
1311
00:56:07.929 --> 00:56:09.322
...to be back on the strip!
1312
00:56:12.020 --> 00:56:14.240
All right, well,
without further ado, ladies,
1313
00:56:14.240 --> 00:56:16.503
I'm going to give you
what you all been waiting for,
1314
00:56:16.503 --> 00:56:19.506
Mr. Black Magic!
1315
00:56:36.610 --> 00:56:40.222
And abracadabra!
Just like that, my Merlin...
1316
00:56:40.222 --> 00:56:42.007
I mean, Black Magic,
1317
00:56:42.007 --> 00:56:43.922
made all his fears disappear
1318
00:56:43.922 --> 00:56:47.578
and kept his fans coming back
for more. For real!
1319
00:56:47.578 --> 00:56:50.232
Them crazy ladies went lining
up every night
1320
00:56:50.232 --> 00:56:53.410
hoping to get a look at what
my baby had up his sleeve.
1321
00:57:02.810 --> 00:57:04.899
Shake your booty!
1322
00:57:07.293 --> 00:57:08.860
Oh, that's right,
the Chips are back
1323
00:57:08.860 --> 00:57:10.122
and they've never been bigger.
1324
00:57:27.008 --> 00:57:30.316
Hold on just a second.
Yeah, credit card, hold on.
1325
00:57:37.105 --> 00:57:38.542
All right, there you go.
1326
00:57:51.946 --> 00:57:54.079
But I don't want
any threesomes in the bathroom.
1327
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:55.297
The last time you did this,
1328
00:57:55.297 --> 00:57:57.299
we needed a spackle knife
to take it off.
1329
00:58:00.041 --> 00:58:01.042
Hey, Merlin!
1330
00:58:01.042 --> 00:58:02.391
Hey, Robin, what's up?
1331
00:58:02.391 --> 00:58:03.741
I have something to tell you,
1332
00:58:03.741 --> 00:58:06.178
but it sounds super loud there.
1333
00:58:06.178 --> 00:58:08.528
Oh, yeah, yeah, well,
I'm about to do a show.
1334
00:58:08.528 --> 00:58:10.399
Wow, they sure do love magic!
1335
00:58:10.399 --> 00:58:12.532
Magic is really big out here.
1336
00:58:12.532 --> 00:58:14.142
Show us your dick!
1337
00:58:14.926 --> 00:58:16.101
Wait, what was that?
1338
00:58:16.101 --> 00:58:18.538
They said,
"Show us your tricks!"
1339
00:58:18.538 --> 00:58:19.931
I'm a magician.
1340
00:58:19.931 --> 00:58:21.585
They're actually
calling me now, Robin,
1341
00:58:21.585 --> 00:58:23.108
so I'm sorry!
We can talk later.
1342
00:58:23.108 --> 00:58:23.935
Wait, wait, Merlin...
1343
00:58:23.935 --> 00:58:25.502
Okay. Bye, bye.
1344
00:58:25.850 --> 00:58:26.807
Bye.
1345
00:58:31.246 --> 00:58:34.641
I knew this shit would work.
I knew it would work! I knew it.
1346
00:58:39.516 --> 00:58:41.256
What's that new move called?
1347
00:58:41.256 --> 00:58:42.954
I call it the Apple Pie.
1348
00:58:42.954 --> 00:58:44.695
I like that. Yeah.
1349
00:58:48.437 --> 00:58:50.091
That's a nice ride.
1350
00:58:50.091 --> 00:58:52.703
You working that white man
privilege stereotype.
1351
00:58:52.703 --> 00:58:54.835
Stereotype?
Look who's talking, dude.
1352
00:58:54.835 --> 00:58:56.489
You've got four kids
and a baby momma.
1353
00:58:56.489 --> 00:58:57.838
Says the man
that wears blackface.
1354
00:58:57.838 --> 00:58:59.057
Never painted my face.
1355
00:58:59.057 --> 00:59:00.319
Says the man
that wears black ass!
1356
00:59:00.319 --> 00:59:01.712
I only do it for the show,
1357
00:59:01.712 --> 00:59:03.365
it's not like I walk around town
like that.
1358
00:59:03.365 --> 00:59:05.106
Dude, there's nothing
you could say
1359
00:59:05.106 --> 00:59:06.325
to convince me
that I'm privileged!
1360
00:59:06.325 --> 00:59:08.066
Agreed. There's nothing else
to say.
1361
00:59:08.066 --> 00:59:10.503
You ever heard of a place
called Duke's Diner?
1362
00:59:11.852 --> 00:59:13.898
I got some of Eve's receipts.
1363
00:59:13.898 --> 00:59:15.508
And I call over there,
and they says
1364
00:59:15.508 --> 00:59:19.077
she's been having coffee
every week with her husband,
1365
00:59:19.077 --> 00:59:20.774
but I've never been there
before!
1366
00:59:20.774 --> 00:59:22.471
Maybe he's a friend.
1367
00:59:22.471 --> 00:59:25.300
If there's a male friend
who has the audacity
1368
00:59:25.300 --> 00:59:28.565
to take his ass over there
and sit with my wife
1369
00:59:28.565 --> 00:59:30.436
and have coffee every damn week,
1370
00:59:30.436 --> 00:59:32.786
he deserves an ass whooping!
1371
00:59:33.482 --> 00:59:35.093
Come on, you're overreacting.
1372
00:59:35.093 --> 00:59:36.747
Eve wouldn't do you like that, man,
1373
00:59:36.747 --> 00:59:38.357
she's not that kind of woman!
1374
00:59:39.358 --> 00:59:40.489
I don't know, man.
1375
00:59:41.839 --> 00:59:43.710
The romance has cooled.
1376
00:59:44.581 --> 00:59:46.191
And it's crazy,
because I'm out here
1377
00:59:46.191 --> 00:59:47.932
shaking my ass for strangers,
1378
00:59:47.932 --> 00:59:50.761
but I can't do it
with my own damn wife!
1379
00:59:50.761 --> 00:59:52.632
I feel like a damn hypocrite!
1380
00:59:52.632 --> 00:59:54.591
I may need to practice
what I preach.
1381
00:59:54.591 --> 00:59:57.681
Maybe you should preach
what you practice.
1382
00:59:57.681 --> 00:59:59.421
If you like shaking ass in
front of women,
1383
00:59:59.421 --> 01:00:01.075
maybe you should do it
in front of your wife.
1384
01:00:02.076 --> 01:00:04.383
If you don't,
somebody else will.
1385
01:00:05.427 --> 01:00:06.907
And they ain't going to want
no coffee.
1386
01:00:08.126 --> 01:00:09.257
That's for damn sure.
1387
01:00:09.867 --> 01:00:11.608
They're going
to want that pussy.
1388
01:00:15.350 --> 01:00:17.875
So, as the Chips
blew up again,
1389
01:00:17.875 --> 01:00:19.224
word started to spread
1390
01:00:19.224 --> 01:00:21.748
and Rita got calls
for some big money gigs.
1391
01:00:21.748 --> 01:00:23.228
It's going to be worth it.
1392
01:00:24.490 --> 01:00:28.755
So, Rita dug up some
old ass superhero costumes
1393
01:00:28.755 --> 01:00:31.671
and booked Merlin and the guys
for a bachelorette party.
1394
01:00:37.634 --> 01:00:39.810
All right, everyone!
1395
01:00:43.117 --> 01:00:46.730
And while my baby was
up there bumping and grinding,
1396
01:00:46.730 --> 01:00:48.601
they brought in
the bachelorette.
1397
01:00:48.601 --> 01:00:49.950
Night Man!
1398
01:00:49.950 --> 01:00:52.910
And y'all never going
to guess who it was.
1399
01:00:52.910 --> 01:00:55.303
Aw, shit, y'all already know!
1400
01:00:55.913 --> 01:00:58.698
Robin? Robin, oh sh...
1401
01:00:58.698 --> 01:01:00.657
Oh my! Oh, it's so big!
1402
01:01:01.614 --> 01:01:03.355
I'm sorry, sir.
1403
01:01:03.355 --> 01:01:06.053
It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.
1404
01:01:06.053 --> 01:01:08.316
Look, I'm sorry
to alarm you, ma'am.
1405
01:01:08.316 --> 01:01:11.058
Hey, wait one second,
Night Man.
1406
01:01:11.885 --> 01:01:16.498
Come on, Gia! All I asked
for was spa time, massage,
1407
01:01:16.498 --> 01:01:19.110
and to hang with my girls.
I mean, what is this?
1408
01:01:19.110 --> 01:01:20.677
But we did all that, sweetie!
1409
01:01:20.677 --> 01:01:22.504
Now it's time to hang
with the guys.
1410
01:01:22.504 --> 01:01:24.115
When I mean hang, it's like...
1411
01:01:24.855 --> 01:01:26.421
Okay, music, thank you!
1412
01:01:31.731 --> 01:01:33.690
- Hi.
- Hi.
1413
01:01:42.002 --> 01:01:44.265
Wait, where do I put this?
1414
01:01:46.137 --> 01:01:48.792
Oh... Um...
1415
01:01:51.272 --> 01:01:53.448
It's not like that...
1416
01:02:01.587 --> 01:02:03.850
Oh my God, I'm so random!
1417
01:02:03.850 --> 01:02:05.896
Wait, what the hell?
Gia, what are you doing?
1418
01:02:05.896 --> 01:02:07.375
You need to take these off!
1419
01:02:07.375 --> 01:02:09.334
No, you two need
to get a room.
1420
01:02:09.334 --> 01:02:11.379
You guys are
a regular dynamic duo.
1421
01:02:11.379 --> 01:02:12.772
Okay? All right,
1422
01:02:12.772 --> 01:02:14.905
I'm going to lock you in a room
until you get laid
1423
01:02:14.905 --> 01:02:17.429
or we run out of stripper tips,
whoever comes first.
1424
01:02:17.429 --> 01:02:18.604
Um, great.
1425
01:02:25.916 --> 01:02:27.656
I'm sorry about all that.
1426
01:02:27.656 --> 01:02:29.484
So, you have no keys, huh,
do you?
1427
01:02:30.442 --> 01:02:33.488
I guess it's time for plan B.
1428
01:02:33.488 --> 01:02:36.622
Oh, uh-uh! Sorry, we are not
having sex, no.
1429
01:02:36.622 --> 01:02:40.017
No, no, no, no.
I just meant for the cuffs.
1430
01:02:40.017 --> 01:02:41.540
For the handcuffs.
1431
01:02:41.540 --> 01:02:44.586
Do you happen to have
a bobby pin or...
1432
01:02:44.586 --> 01:02:48.025
Oh, no. But I know where
we can find one.
1433
01:02:49.417 --> 01:02:52.246
I just thought you should know
Robin just left
1434
01:02:52.246 --> 01:02:54.988
with one of
these stripper brothas.
1435
01:02:54.988 --> 01:03:00.254
Damn, I can't believe
she would do me like that!
1436
01:03:00.254 --> 01:03:01.952
Yeah, Rob's my girl,
1437
01:03:01.952 --> 01:03:04.998
but I would hate to see a good,
fine man like you get played.
1438
01:03:05.694 --> 01:03:07.174
Good looking, I'm on it.
1439
01:03:07.174 --> 01:03:08.480
Of course, B, any time!
1440
01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:10.438
You know I am here
for you for whatever...
1441
01:03:10.438 --> 01:03:11.831
I'm on it, thank you,
good looking.
1442
01:03:11.831 --> 01:03:13.790
Literally what...
1443
01:03:13.790 --> 01:03:14.660
Blaze?
1444
01:03:15.530 --> 01:03:17.489
I think we're in
this room right over here.
1445
01:03:18.359 --> 01:03:20.666
- I'm Night Man!
- Right here.
1446
01:03:22.973 --> 01:03:24.931
Oh, nice place.
1447
01:03:25.932 --> 01:03:27.586
- As soon as Gia said
1448
01:03:27.586 --> 01:03:28.892
she was giving me
a bachelorette party,
1449
01:03:28.892 --> 01:03:30.328
I booked this room.
1450
01:03:30.328 --> 01:03:32.069
I'm not into that kind
of thing. No offense!
1451
01:03:32.460 --> 01:03:34.158
I just don't think
it's appropriate
1452
01:03:34.158 --> 01:03:35.376
if you already found
the right guy.
1453
01:03:35.376 --> 01:03:37.726
I see. Um...
1454
01:03:37.726 --> 01:03:39.641
But are you sure
he's the right guy?
1455
01:03:40.120 --> 01:03:42.470
Huh... Yeah!
1456
01:03:42.470 --> 01:03:44.081
I mean, he's handsome.
1457
01:03:44.995 --> 01:03:46.910
His career is on fire.
1458
01:03:46.910 --> 01:03:50.391
And everyone says I'd be crazy
not to marry him anyway.
1459
01:03:50.391 --> 01:03:52.393
So, yeah.
1460
01:03:53.655 --> 01:03:56.397
But are you in love...
1461
01:03:59.009 --> 01:04:00.314
...with him?
1462
01:04:01.968 --> 01:04:05.276
What? Damn it!
I can't do this.
1463
01:04:05.276 --> 01:04:07.234
Why don't you just
call it off?
1464
01:04:08.192 --> 01:04:09.367
Um...
1465
01:04:10.194 --> 01:04:14.111
No, the handcuffs.
I can't open them.
1466
01:04:14.111 --> 01:04:15.590
The handcuffs.
1467
01:04:17.462 --> 01:04:18.855
Silly Night Man!
1468
01:04:18.855 --> 01:04:21.074
911? There's an emergency.
1469
01:04:21.074 --> 01:04:24.730
There's a young innocent woman
being taken advantage of
1470
01:04:24.730 --> 01:04:26.340
by some strippers
in a hotel room.
1471
01:04:26.340 --> 01:04:28.952
Did I mention that
they're all...
1472
01:04:28.952 --> 01:04:29.996
Black?
1473
01:04:29.996 --> 01:04:31.650
Yeah.
1474
01:04:31.650 --> 01:04:34.087
I'll take one of these.
Hold tight, hold tight.
1475
01:04:36.176 --> 01:04:38.744
It's not my first time in cuffs.
1476
01:04:38.744 --> 01:04:40.441
Right.
1477
01:04:40.441 --> 01:04:42.182
Guess that's part of your job.
1478
01:04:42.182 --> 01:04:44.054
Nice work. Thank you.
1479
01:04:50.974 --> 01:04:53.063
I want them to think
they got their money's worth.
1480
01:04:53.063 --> 01:04:54.891
Can you stay a while
before you go?
1481
01:04:57.850 --> 01:04:59.896
- Sure, sure.
- Thanks.
1482
01:05:01.071 --> 01:05:03.464
- I can give you a hand.
- Yeah, I think I need that.
1483
01:05:03.464 --> 01:05:04.465
Yeah, okay.
1484
01:05:12.386 --> 01:05:14.040
You think Merlin's
all right, man?
1485
01:05:14.040 --> 01:05:15.607
Oh, he's good, man.
1486
01:05:15.607 --> 01:05:18.044
He's probably somewhere butt
naked with the bride-to-be!
1487
01:05:18.044 --> 01:05:19.872
- He did leave his cape.
- I got it!
1488
01:05:20.917 --> 01:05:22.179
Why are they searching
the cars?
1489
01:05:22.179 --> 01:05:23.354
What?
1490
01:05:23.354 --> 01:05:24.616
Why are they checking
inside the cars?
1491
01:05:24.616 --> 01:05:25.747
Can't be for us, right?
1492
01:05:25.747 --> 01:05:27.488
We the only brothers out here.
1493
01:05:27.488 --> 01:05:30.535
- Dr. X, you better drive.
- Why, it's your car?
1494
01:05:30.535 --> 01:05:31.362
You're white.
1495
01:05:32.754 --> 01:05:34.365
We all know the routine.
1496
01:05:34.365 --> 01:05:36.802
We all get in the back
and we all hide.
1497
01:05:36.802 --> 01:05:38.369
Yeah, but what
are we hiding for?
1498
01:05:38.369 --> 01:05:39.761
We didn't do anything wrong.
1499
01:05:39.761 --> 01:05:42.242
Come on, guys, I'm not scared
of the police.
1500
01:05:42.242 --> 01:05:44.679
That's 'cause they're
not looking for you, Exy.
1501
01:05:44.679 --> 01:05:46.290
Right.
1502
01:05:47.204 --> 01:05:49.815
Help us out, X.
Drive the car.
1503
01:05:49.815 --> 01:05:52.209
- I'm just saying.
- Son of a bitch!
1504
01:05:52.209 --> 01:05:54.124
- What?
- It's you!
1505
01:05:54.124 --> 01:05:56.996
You're the one who's been
going out with my wife!
1506
01:05:58.128 --> 01:05:59.303
It's you!
1507
01:05:59.303 --> 01:06:00.478
You dropped my fucking cigarette.
1508
01:06:00.478 --> 01:06:02.306
No, you backstabbing bastard!
1509
01:06:02.306 --> 01:06:05.396
- She likes pie!
- Guys, guys, chill out!
1510
01:06:05.396 --> 01:06:07.615
It's him! He needs
to chill out!
1511
01:06:07.615 --> 01:06:09.922
Tell that snake ass right there
to chill out!
1512
01:06:09.922 --> 01:06:11.097
Somebody going down.
1513
01:06:11.097 --> 01:06:12.925
According to your wife,
it ain't you!
1514
01:06:12.925 --> 01:06:14.144
That's all I'm saying.
1515
01:06:14.144 --> 01:06:15.232
What did you say?
1516
01:06:15.232 --> 01:06:17.060
I said, "According
to your wife..."
1517
01:06:19.018 --> 01:06:21.020
God! Jesus Christ, Amos!
1518
01:06:23.066 --> 01:06:26.112
I'm going to snatch your beard
off your fucking face!
1519
01:06:32.118 --> 01:06:33.641
Hello, Officer,
what's the problem?
1520
01:06:34.033 --> 01:06:36.383
Oh, just looking for some
thug male dancers.
1521
01:06:36.383 --> 01:06:37.776
You are free to go.
1522
01:06:38.342 --> 01:06:41.258
Um, hold on, why did you
call them thugs?
1523
01:06:41.258 --> 01:06:42.999
Because they fit
the description.
1524
01:06:43.956 --> 01:06:45.218
Really?
1525
01:06:45.218 --> 01:06:48.700
Just some ghetto stripper motherfuckers.
1526
01:06:48.700 --> 01:06:51.311
I'll have you know, Officer,
1527
01:06:51.311 --> 01:06:54.836
I am one of those
ghetto strippers...
1528
01:06:54.836 --> 01:06:56.099
motherfucker!
1529
01:06:56.099 --> 01:06:58.710
Keystone cop, shit,
you got me fucked...
1530
01:06:58.710 --> 01:07:00.581
Sorry, I'm sorry!
1531
01:07:00.581 --> 01:07:02.496
My name is Dr. Alexander Pike,
I work at Memorial Health.
1532
01:07:02.496 --> 01:07:03.758
I'm sorry, I'm insured!
1533
01:07:03.758 --> 01:07:05.673
I give to the Policeman's Ball
every year!
1534
01:07:06.065 --> 01:07:08.111
I guess you feel
pretty black now.
1535
01:07:08.111 --> 01:07:10.983
- Hey, man, I never understood
1536
01:07:10.983 --> 01:07:12.767
all this shit you guys
go through every day
1537
01:07:12.767 --> 01:07:14.682
that I don't have
to worry about.
1538
01:07:14.682 --> 01:07:16.902
I'm really sorry.
- Don't be.
1539
01:07:16.902 --> 01:07:18.773
You know what, it's just like
you said the first time;
1540
01:07:18.773 --> 01:07:20.297
we didn't do anything wrong.
1541
01:07:20.297 --> 01:07:21.385
It's just how it is.
1542
01:07:21.385 --> 01:07:22.951
You know what?
1543
01:07:22.951 --> 01:07:24.605
I got an idea
to get us out of here.
1544
01:07:25.911 --> 01:07:27.956
All right, do your thing,
Baby Jesus.
1545
01:07:27.956 --> 01:07:30.307
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
1546
01:07:30.307 --> 01:07:31.873
- We're good!
- What are you doing?
1547
01:07:31.873 --> 01:07:34.050
Officer, excuse me,
can I speak to you for a minute?
1548
01:07:34.050 --> 01:07:35.964
Slim, pray, pray for us, Slim.
1549
01:07:35.964 --> 01:07:37.488
We going to jail.
1550
01:07:37.488 --> 01:07:39.925
I got a thong on,
we going to jail.
1551
01:07:39.925 --> 01:07:41.927
- We going to jail, bro.
- I got a thong...
1552
01:07:41.927 --> 01:07:44.234
- Hey, you four are free to go.
- What?
1553
01:07:45.235 --> 01:07:47.019
What did you show him
in your phone?
1554
01:07:47.019 --> 01:07:48.499
I showed him a picture
of Bambi,
1555
01:07:48.499 --> 01:07:51.763
and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.
1556
01:07:51.763 --> 01:07:55.027
I got to do it for free,
but now we're free!
1557
01:07:55.027 --> 01:07:56.159
So...
1558
01:07:56.159 --> 01:07:57.334
All right, well, hey!
1559
01:07:57.334 --> 01:07:59.771
Oh God, oh God!
1560
01:08:00.163 --> 01:08:01.903
He's talking to you.
1561
01:08:01.903 --> 01:08:04.950
I am privileged! Oh God!
1562
01:08:04.950 --> 01:08:06.647
Well, you got the privilege
of driving now.
1563
01:08:06.647 --> 01:08:08.649
- Yeah.
- Least I could do.
1564
01:08:17.658 --> 01:08:18.833
Next thing you know,
1565
01:08:18.833 --> 01:08:20.574
my son woke up
in a strange bed,
1566
01:08:20.574 --> 01:08:22.141
unsure where he was,
1567
01:08:22.141 --> 01:08:25.144
wearing a mask
and some torn leopard panties.
1568
01:08:25.144 --> 01:08:27.146
But we all been there,
am I right?
1569
01:08:27.146 --> 01:08:29.148
Oh, just me?
1570
01:08:37.156 --> 01:08:39.463
I'm Night Man. Night Man.
1571
01:08:40.986 --> 01:08:43.031
I can't go out there like this.
1572
01:08:46.992 --> 01:08:48.689
A stripper
in a superhero outfit?
1573
01:08:48.689 --> 01:08:50.169
I can't believe
you just let them run off.
1574
01:08:50.169 --> 01:08:51.692
I didn't know she
had another room!
1575
01:08:51.692 --> 01:08:53.216
And what's up with security?
1576
01:08:53.216 --> 01:08:55.305
When I called, they treated it
like it was some big joke.
1577
01:08:55.305 --> 01:08:57.176
Okay, well, you do have
a prank show, B.
1578
01:08:59.744 --> 01:09:01.354
Hold on!
1579
01:09:02.181 --> 01:09:04.401
Well, look who has
their own room.
1580
01:09:04.401 --> 01:09:07.273
So what? I just needed
to be alone. I mean...
1581
01:09:07.273 --> 01:09:09.362
And... are you?
1582
01:09:09.884 --> 01:09:11.843
Alone?
- What?
1583
01:09:11.843 --> 01:09:14.150
Of course I'm alone, I swear!
1584
01:09:14.150 --> 01:09:15.716
Why would you ever
think otherwise?
1585
01:09:15.716 --> 01:09:17.327
Good morning, guys,
welcome to Vegas!
1586
01:09:17.327 --> 01:09:18.371
What?
1587
01:09:18.371 --> 01:09:19.503
Yo...
1588
01:09:19.503 --> 01:09:20.982
Why is the clown in your room?
1589
01:09:20.982 --> 01:09:21.983
Magician!
1590
01:09:21.983 --> 01:09:23.637
Why are you in my room?
1591
01:09:23.637 --> 01:09:25.509
Well, momma said that
you were out here,
1592
01:09:25.509 --> 01:09:28.686
so I asked the maid to let me in
to surprise you!
1593
01:09:28.686 --> 01:09:31.863
Okay, then what's up with
the outfit, Mervin?
1594
01:09:31.863 --> 01:09:33.081
It's Merlin.
1595
01:09:33.952 --> 01:09:36.476
And a charity magic show
at the hospital.
1596
01:09:36.476 --> 01:09:40.741
The kids love The King,
so I'm Black Elvis.
1597
01:09:40.741 --> 01:09:42.961
Blelvis!
- You satisfied?
1598
01:09:42.961 --> 01:09:46.182
How is this going to work
if we don't have trust, Blaze?
1599
01:09:46.573 --> 01:09:47.792
Not cool, Blaze.
1600
01:09:47.792 --> 01:09:49.228
That's really not cool, man.
1601
01:09:49.228 --> 01:09:53.014
Anyway, if you don't mind,
1602
01:09:53.014 --> 01:09:55.016
I just came to take
my old friend out on the town.
1603
01:09:55.016 --> 01:09:57.932
Yeah, I don't think so,
because we got other plans.
1604
01:09:57.932 --> 01:10:00.544
Right, baby? We got other plans.
- No, not anymore.
1605
01:10:00.544 --> 01:10:03.416
I think I'd rather go be
with someone who truly knows me.
1606
01:10:03.416 --> 01:10:04.852
Okay, it's like that?
1607
01:10:05.549 --> 01:10:07.420
It's like that,
so I should just...
1608
01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:08.900
I should leave then, huh?
1609
01:10:09.422 --> 01:10:11.729
All right. Let's go.
1610
01:10:11.729 --> 01:10:13.078
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Let's go.
1611
01:10:14.688 --> 01:10:16.473
He's an asshole sometimes.
1612
01:10:16.473 --> 01:10:19.258
I know. Yeah,
I sense it, I sense it.
1613
01:10:21.782 --> 01:10:25.308
Hey, man, that's my sign!
Don't worry about the door.
1614
01:10:25.308 --> 01:10:28.441
First room service,
now a limo. How do you do it?
1615
01:10:28.441 --> 01:10:30.182
A magician never reveals
his tricks.
1616
01:10:30.182 --> 01:10:33.707
Hey, man! Hey, man,
that's my suit, that's my car!
1617
01:10:33.707 --> 01:10:34.926
Blelvis has left the building!
1618
01:10:34.926 --> 01:10:37.233
Drive, drive, sir, please!
1619
01:10:38.712 --> 01:10:40.236
So, you said
he was the only one
1620
01:10:40.236 --> 01:10:41.976
in and out of Robin's room
all night?
1621
01:10:42.977 --> 01:10:45.458
Whoa, so the clown
is the stripper?
1622
01:10:46.198 --> 01:10:47.852
Humpty is hung!
1623
01:10:49.506 --> 01:10:51.290
And he's playing my girl
for a fool.
1624
01:10:51.290 --> 01:10:52.813
I better text her.
1625
01:10:52.813 --> 01:10:54.162
Wait, wait, wait.
1626
01:10:54.685 --> 01:10:55.903
I know a better way
1627
01:10:55.903 --> 01:10:57.688
you and I could show her
who's the real fool.
1628
01:10:58.515 --> 01:11:00.386
So, when can I see
your magic show?
1629
01:11:00.386 --> 01:11:02.345
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1630
01:11:02.345 --> 01:11:04.085
So, this is actually
my week off.
1631
01:11:04.085 --> 01:11:06.174
But this trip isn't about me,
1632
01:11:06.174 --> 01:11:08.655
it's about you and
your bachelorette party.
1633
01:11:08.655 --> 01:11:11.005
Not really. This trip
is about Blaze.
1634
01:11:11.005 --> 01:11:12.746
We came to see Blaze's
first comedy show.
1635
01:11:12.746 --> 01:11:15.793
He's been blowing up ever since
he announced our engagement.
1636
01:11:15.793 --> 01:11:17.055
But are you, um...
1637
01:11:17.055 --> 01:11:18.448
Are you ready to marry him?
1638
01:11:20.145 --> 01:11:22.278
I have to be.
1639
01:11:22.278 --> 01:11:23.583
He made a deal
1640
01:11:23.583 --> 01:11:25.150
to livestream the wedding online
as a big event.
1641
01:11:25.933 --> 01:11:27.195
Blaze's dream wedding.
1642
01:11:27.195 --> 01:11:29.023
Wait, you're livestreaming
your wedding?
1643
01:11:29.023 --> 01:11:30.329
Yeah.
1644
01:11:30.329 --> 01:11:31.983
That does not sound like
your dream wedding!
1645
01:11:31.983 --> 01:11:34.594
I pictured your wedding
as something smaller,
1646
01:11:34.594 --> 01:11:36.857
just people you know
and a little less planned.
1647
01:11:36.857 --> 01:11:38.990
More free, like you and...
1648
01:11:40.034 --> 01:11:42.385
Damn, that does sound like me.
1649
01:11:42.950 --> 01:11:45.388
But the publicity helps him,
so it's all good.
1650
01:11:45.388 --> 01:11:48.304
I just wish he knew me
like you do, you know?
1651
01:11:48.826 --> 01:11:51.916
For the wedding, he wants me
to wear my hair straight.
1652
01:11:51.916 --> 01:11:54.266
But I don't know,
I'd rather go natural.
1653
01:11:54.266 --> 01:11:57.443
He's buying me a Chanel gown, yeah.
1654
01:11:57.443 --> 01:12:00.533
But I prefer something simple. He...
1655
01:12:01.969 --> 01:12:04.711
He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.
1656
01:12:05.364 --> 01:12:06.452
I mean, really?
1657
01:12:06.452 --> 01:12:08.498
Why don't you just
tell him that?
1658
01:12:08.498 --> 01:12:09.760
Don't you want him to know?
1659
01:12:10.326 --> 01:12:13.067
I want him to want to know.
You know?
1660
01:12:13.067 --> 01:12:16.767
Like I just try to be positive,
one day he will.
1661
01:12:16.767 --> 01:12:18.551
How do you do that?
1662
01:12:19.204 --> 01:12:20.727
No, seriously,
ever since we were kids,
1663
01:12:20.727 --> 01:12:22.468
I ain't ever seen you mad.
1664
01:12:23.077 --> 01:12:24.340
Why bother?
1665
01:12:24.992 --> 01:12:27.473
If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.
1666
01:12:28.474 --> 01:12:32.043
And if I don't trust you,
why are we even together?
1667
01:12:34.393 --> 01:12:36.221
But just as
Robin was wondering
1668
01:12:36.221 --> 01:12:38.615
if her fiancé
really had her back,
1669
01:12:38.615 --> 01:12:41.661
turns out it was Merlin
who needed to cover his ass.
1670
01:12:43.010 --> 01:12:44.664
- There's my Robin.
- Hey, babe.
1671
01:12:44.664 --> 01:12:47.145
I'm sorry about what happened
this morning. I just...
1672
01:12:47.145 --> 01:12:48.712
The thought of you being
with another man,
1673
01:12:48.712 --> 01:12:49.713
it just drives me crazy.
1674
01:12:49.713 --> 01:12:50.931
Blaze,
don't even trip, man,
1675
01:12:50.931 --> 01:12:52.324
we're just friends.
- Yeah, no, no,
1676
01:12:52.324 --> 01:12:53.847
I wasn't talking about you, Melvin.
1677
01:12:53.847 --> 01:12:55.458
I was talking about someone
who could be competition.
1678
01:12:55.458 --> 01:13:01.028
But listen, my warm-up comic
dropped out of my show tomorrow,
1679
01:13:01.028 --> 01:13:02.378
and I need a new act.
1680
01:13:03.074 --> 01:13:04.641
What?
1681
01:13:04.641 --> 01:13:06.207
You want me to be...
1682
01:13:06.207 --> 01:13:07.470
Tomorrow, do my magic act?
1683
01:13:07.905 --> 01:13:10.603
Yeah. You don't do
another act, do you?
1684
01:13:10.603 --> 01:13:12.692
- No, man, of course not!
- So, you're free?
1685
01:13:12.692 --> 01:13:15.782
- I'm all free, man, thank you!
- I appreciate you, bro.
1686
01:13:15.782 --> 01:13:18.263
I want to catch up with my girl,
but bring your A-game tomorrow.
1687
01:13:18.263 --> 01:13:19.525
No problem, Mr. Blaze, sir.
1688
01:13:19.525 --> 01:13:20.570
I'll be there early, too.
1689
01:13:20.570 --> 01:13:22.093
Congrats. Congrats, Merlin!
1690
01:13:22.093 --> 01:13:24.008
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1691
01:13:24.008 --> 01:13:26.271
Yo, can I get some of
this Bulleit bourbon, please?
1692
01:13:26.271 --> 01:13:27.577
Man!
1693
01:13:27.968 --> 01:13:29.448
Thank you.
1694
01:13:29.448 --> 01:13:30.667
Um!
1695
01:13:34.453 --> 01:13:36.977
Okay, you heard Merlin.
1696
01:13:36.977 --> 01:13:38.283
This is a huge shot for him
1697
01:13:38.283 --> 01:13:40.198
that could lead to a lot
of really big things.
1698
01:13:40.198 --> 01:13:43.810
And it could also be
the end of the Chips.
1699
01:13:43.810 --> 01:13:46.030
So, I say, fellas,
we go out there tonight,
1700
01:13:46.030 --> 01:13:48.075
perform like it's our last show.
1701
01:13:48.075 --> 01:13:49.642
Hey, let's go out
with a bang, guys.
1702
01:13:49.642 --> 01:13:52.210
Bang, bang!
- Bang!
1703
01:13:52.210 --> 01:13:55.256
Wait, guys, so...
Where's Luther at?
1704
01:13:56.083 --> 01:13:59.217
Honestly, he wasn't too happy
when he heard
1705
01:13:59.217 --> 01:14:01.262
that the Chips might be
breaking up again.
1706
01:14:01.785 --> 01:14:03.700
Oh, look, guys,
let's wrap this up,
1707
01:14:03.700 --> 01:14:06.180
because I got a private show
with a lady.
1708
01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:07.791
Oh!
1709
01:14:07.791 --> 01:14:09.314
Okay, all right!
1710
01:14:09.314 --> 01:14:10.794
Let me get the room, okay?
1711
01:14:10.794 --> 01:14:12.404
All right, guess we better go.
1712
01:14:12.404 --> 01:14:15.276
Mr. X here a lot of time
to put on that spray tan.
1713
01:14:16.843 --> 01:14:19.629
Nope, not anymore.
I threw all that stuff out.
1714
01:14:19.629 --> 01:14:22.545
From now on, I'm 100 % me.
1715
01:14:22.545 --> 01:14:25.199
What about
stuffing your crotch?
1716
01:14:25.199 --> 01:14:26.331
Okay, 95 %.
1717
01:14:26.331 --> 01:14:27.767
I've got to keep
the schlong, man.
1718
01:14:27.767 --> 01:14:29.508
Got to keep a big schlong,
you know?
1719
01:14:29.508 --> 01:14:30.553
Get out of here, man!
1720
01:14:30.553 --> 01:14:32.555
- Dr. X!
- Yeah.
1721
01:14:32.555 --> 01:14:35.471
Get them, kid. Oh, man!
1722
01:14:36.384 --> 01:14:38.909
Put on something sexy,
a little...
1723
01:14:39.910 --> 01:14:41.346
...thong-thong.
1724
01:14:41.346 --> 01:14:44.784
Wow, this should
be a good night.
1725
01:14:45.393 --> 01:14:50.137
We ought to dim these lights,
give it the right setting.
1726
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:53.358
Cookie Club!
1727
01:14:53.967 --> 01:14:55.882
Going to miss the guys
being together.
1728
01:14:55.882 --> 01:14:58.145
Cookie Club in pink.
1729
01:14:58.145 --> 01:14:59.669
Back at it again.
1730
01:14:59.669 --> 01:15:01.801
Some things never change.
1731
01:15:01.801 --> 01:15:04.108
Know what'd be a good
color to put this in?
1732
01:15:04.108 --> 01:15:06.023
Black and blue.
- Black and blue?
1733
01:15:06.023 --> 01:15:07.807
Yeah, uh-huh.
1734
01:15:07.807 --> 01:15:09.461
What's up with that, huh?
1735
01:15:09.461 --> 01:15:11.115
You think I'm a bitch
or something?
1736
01:15:11.115 --> 01:15:13.944
You think I'm going to sit here
while you seduce my wife?
1737
01:15:13.944 --> 01:15:15.728
You think that's going
to happen, Playboy?
1738
01:15:16.120 --> 01:15:19.079
First of all, I wasn't trying
to seduce your wife, okay?
1739
01:15:19.079 --> 01:15:22.387
I set up your solo
1740
01:15:22.387 --> 01:15:24.563
so she could see you dance.
1741
01:15:24.563 --> 01:15:28.001
She... loves you, okay?
1742
01:15:33.354 --> 01:15:35.182
Tired, ain't you?
1743
01:15:40.274 --> 01:15:43.408
I want you to share
the spirit that you have
1744
01:15:43.408 --> 01:15:45.715
with these other women
with your wife, man!
1745
01:15:45.715 --> 01:15:48.239
When I was choking you...
1746
01:15:48.239 --> 01:15:49.153
did you feel anything?
1747
01:15:49.153 --> 01:15:50.458
No.
1748
01:15:50.807 --> 01:15:51.764
Boop!
1749
01:15:56.813 --> 01:15:58.336
Desmond, I came as you asked,
1750
01:15:58.336 --> 01:15:59.642
but I think you got
the wrong impression.
1751
01:15:59.642 --> 01:16:01.992
I love my husband
very, very much.
1752
01:16:03.210 --> 01:16:05.604
And your husband loves you.
1753
01:16:05.604 --> 01:16:07.345
Amos, what...
1754
01:16:08.955 --> 01:16:09.956
Do you work here?
1755
01:16:11.610 --> 01:16:12.655
Yeah.
1756
01:16:13.786 --> 01:16:15.875
We've been helping Rita out
with the hotel.
1757
01:16:16.354 --> 01:16:18.051
But the truth is,
1758
01:16:18.051 --> 01:16:21.054
a part of me was gone
and I had to find it.
1759
01:16:22.447 --> 01:16:26.886
Look, now, I know you're upset,
but I needed an outlet.
1760
01:16:29.323 --> 01:16:30.586
Yeah.
1761
01:16:32.239 --> 01:16:33.458
I'm sorry.
1762
01:16:35.068 --> 01:16:37.375
I'm not upset
at what you're doing!
1763
01:16:37.375 --> 01:16:39.507
I'm upset at who
you're doing it for.
1764
01:16:40.508 --> 01:16:41.814
It should be me.
1765
01:16:42.685 --> 01:16:44.425
I didn't think
that's what you wanted.
1766
01:16:45.252 --> 01:16:47.515
You're a virtuous woman, Eve.
1767
01:16:47.515 --> 01:16:49.039
I ain't a nun!
1768
01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:51.215
All you had to do was ask.
1769
01:16:51.215 --> 01:16:53.609
Whatever it is
you've been looking for,
1770
01:16:53.609 --> 01:16:55.611
you can share it with me!
1771
01:16:59.310 --> 01:17:00.616
So...
1772
01:17:01.660 --> 01:17:03.140
...what do we do now?
1773
01:17:05.621 --> 01:17:10.060
I said,
"Share it with me, damn it!"
1774
01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:11.452
- Oh.
- Oh.
1775
01:17:11.452 --> 01:17:13.672
I just happen
to have an opening.
1776
01:17:15.674 --> 01:17:17.807
DJ, how about a little
something?
1777
01:17:17.807 --> 01:17:19.765
I got you, Slim!
1778
01:17:19.765 --> 01:17:21.288
Oh...
1779
01:17:22.246 --> 01:17:23.551
Oh!
1780
01:17:24.596 --> 01:17:25.641
Come on!
1781
01:17:27.077 --> 01:17:28.121
Oh, oh!
1782
01:17:28.905 --> 01:17:30.080
Pray for me.
1783
01:17:30.080 --> 01:17:31.908
That's a good thing you did, Des.
1784
01:17:32.604 --> 01:17:34.519
Yeah, I guess I'm just
a regular old saint.
1785
01:17:35.825 --> 01:17:38.088
Good looking out for me, too.
I see you called my wife.
1786
01:17:39.393 --> 01:17:41.613
Come on, give me
some big brown sugar!
1787
01:17:43.441 --> 01:17:45.225
I didn't call your wife.
1788
01:17:45.225 --> 01:17:48.315
Listen, it doesn't matter
who she came for.
1789
01:17:48.315 --> 01:17:51.231
All that matters is
who she's going home with.
1790
01:17:51.231 --> 01:17:54.408
Now, go out there and give her
a reason to want to go home.
1791
01:17:54.931 --> 01:17:56.889
Easy for you guys to say,
you both got brown sugar!
1792
01:17:56.889 --> 01:18:00.240
Come on, this brown sugar,
white sugar, it's just sugar!
1793
01:18:02.939 --> 01:18:04.897
I'm about to put her
in a diabetic coma!
1794
01:18:08.771 --> 01:18:13.514
Ladies, I hope you all are
ready for some white chocolate!
1795
01:18:40.977 --> 01:18:44.371
Go, white boy, go,
white boy, go!
1796
01:18:47.157 --> 01:18:49.115
Guess whose credit score
just went up?
1797
01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:11.050
Uh-uh, girls, put your money
back in your purses.
1798
01:19:11.050 --> 01:19:12.878
That there is my man!
1799
01:19:35.814 --> 01:19:39.035
All right, all right,
all right.
1800
01:19:39.035 --> 01:19:42.821
Now a man with something big
in front of him.
1801
01:19:44.344 --> 01:19:47.086
No, not that.
I'm talking about his future.
1802
01:19:47.870 --> 01:19:51.134
Yes, coming to the stage for
his final performance
1803
01:19:51.134 --> 01:19:52.700
with the Chocolate Chips...
1804
01:19:53.049 --> 01:19:54.398
Jesus!
1805
01:19:54.920 --> 01:19:56.966
Mister...
1806
01:19:56.966 --> 01:19:58.750
Mr. Black Magic.
1807
01:20:09.848 --> 01:20:13.286
Shake those jewels, baby,
the crown jewels!
1808
01:20:13.286 --> 01:20:15.245
Oh, God!
1809
01:20:36.266 --> 01:20:40.574
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1810
01:20:40.574 --> 01:20:42.663
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1811
01:20:46.885 --> 01:20:48.931
So, as my baby gave
his last dance
1812
01:20:48.931 --> 01:20:50.628
with the Chocolate Chips,
1813
01:20:50.628 --> 01:20:52.717
it was clear that
he had finally learned
1814
01:20:52.717 --> 01:20:54.632
how to do things his way.
1815
01:20:57.243 --> 01:20:59.985
Like I've been telling him
all his life,
1816
01:20:59.985 --> 01:21:02.901
you have to decide if you are
going to go big or go home.
1817
01:21:02.901 --> 01:21:04.468
Shake 'em, shake 'em,
shake 'em!
1818
01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:09.168
And for Merlin,
there was only one choice.
1819
01:21:10.213 --> 01:21:11.649
Go big!
1820
01:21:33.323 --> 01:21:34.759
Wow!
1821
01:21:36.761 --> 01:21:38.328
Haven't been this excited
for your show
1822
01:21:38.328 --> 01:21:39.372
since I was your assistant.
1823
01:21:39.372 --> 01:21:42.680
Yo, me too! Man!
1824
01:21:43.811 --> 01:21:45.988
God, I just hope
I don't blow it.
1825
01:21:45.988 --> 01:21:47.685
Now, Merlin, stop.
1826
01:21:47.685 --> 01:21:49.817
You know what I'm going to say.
- What?
1827
01:21:49.817 --> 01:21:51.558
Clearly you can do this.
1828
01:21:52.995 --> 01:21:54.344
You believe me, don't you?
1829
01:21:56.346 --> 01:21:57.913
I do.
1830
01:21:59.305 --> 01:22:01.003
Oh my fucking...
Everything is so unprofessional.
1831
01:22:01.003 --> 01:22:03.570
You all, can I have the stage?
- Hey, babe.
1832
01:22:03.570 --> 01:22:05.790
Babe, I do love you,
but I need y'all to leave.
1833
01:22:05.790 --> 01:22:06.965
- Okay.
- Okay.
1834
01:22:06.965 --> 01:22:08.706
- So that I can rehearse.
- See you.
1835
01:22:08.706 --> 01:22:10.055
Okay, I'll catch you
later, babe.
1836
01:22:10.055 --> 01:22:11.970
Blaze? Sorry, I know
you're kind of busy.
1837
01:22:11.970 --> 01:22:13.972
But I just wanted to say thank
you again
1838
01:22:13.972 --> 01:22:15.539
for looking out for me.
- Yeah.
1839
01:22:15.539 --> 01:22:17.976
And I just wanted
to return the favor
1840
01:22:17.976 --> 01:22:19.978
by looking out for you,
so listen, okay.
1841
01:22:19.978 --> 01:22:22.372
So, about that wedding
you're planning.
1842
01:22:22.372 --> 01:22:24.026
Robin not feeling it.
- She told you that?
1843
01:22:24.026 --> 01:22:25.636
How do you know that?
- I just know her.
1844
01:22:25.636 --> 01:22:27.768
And she's not into all the hype,
you know what I mean?
1845
01:22:27.768 --> 01:22:30.293
Like, she's all about small and...
1846
01:22:30.293 --> 01:22:31.859
- Small.
- ...personal at her wedding.
1847
01:22:31.859 --> 01:22:34.036
And, dude, about the designer
gowns and all that stuff?
1848
01:22:34.036 --> 01:22:35.951
She's not really into it,
it don't really float her boat.
1849
01:22:35.951 --> 01:22:38.518
Go more like, cultural.
- Cultural.
1850
01:22:38.518 --> 01:22:40.346
Cultural. I'm telling you,
it's the move, it's the move.
1851
01:22:40.346 --> 01:22:41.957
That's the move. All right.
1852
01:22:41.957 --> 01:22:44.002
And she really prefers
old school R&B over trap music.
1853
01:22:44.002 --> 01:22:46.352
Yeah, good looking out.
1854
01:22:46.352 --> 01:22:47.963
Good looking out,
I'll keep that in mind.
1855
01:22:51.575 --> 01:22:53.707
Finally,
my baby's big night.
1856
01:22:53.707 --> 01:22:56.362
I even flew my ass in
to see Merlin shine.
1857
01:22:56.362 --> 01:22:58.364
And he was ready
to leave stripper life,
1858
01:22:58.364 --> 01:23:02.020
but he still had another
big dick to deal with.
1859
01:23:02.020 --> 01:23:03.500
What's up, y'all?
You all know me.
1860
01:23:03.500 --> 01:23:05.676
You just got Blazed,
you know me.
1861
01:23:06.198 --> 01:23:07.808
Blazed.
1862
01:23:08.287 --> 01:23:10.898
Welcome to Blaze's house,
y'all.
1863
01:23:13.162 --> 01:23:15.729
And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun, okay?
1864
01:23:15.729 --> 01:23:18.036
So, I have a special treat
for you tonight.
1865
01:23:18.036 --> 01:23:19.298
A special treat!
1866
01:23:19.298 --> 01:23:20.473
I want to introduce you
1867
01:23:20.473 --> 01:23:23.824
to start the show off
to my main man,
1868
01:23:23.824 --> 01:23:27.263
the Amazing Marlow!
1869
01:23:27.263 --> 01:23:29.047
Come out here, Marlow.
1870
01:23:30.483 --> 01:23:34.922
Did he just call him Marlow?
Internet jackass.
1871
01:23:36.272 --> 01:23:37.490
His name is Merlin.
1872
01:23:37.490 --> 01:23:38.665
Hey, what's up, everybody?
1873
01:23:38.665 --> 01:23:40.189
- That's my baby.
- Is this thing on?
1874
01:23:40.189 --> 01:23:44.062
Okay, so, it's actually
the Amazing Merlin.
1875
01:23:44.062 --> 01:23:46.978
I'm actually here
to perform the art
1876
01:23:46.978 --> 01:23:50.677
of presta-digitation!
1877
01:23:50.677 --> 01:23:53.289
Hey, whoa, enough with
the big words, buddy, okay?
1878
01:23:53.289 --> 01:23:55.682
But you're here, yes?
- Yeah.
1879
01:23:55.682 --> 01:24:00.296
Because you have
an impressive gift, yes?
1880
01:24:00.296 --> 01:24:02.733
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite impressive.
1881
01:24:02.733 --> 01:24:04.517
But let me just tell you
a little backstory.
1882
01:24:04.517 --> 01:24:06.693
It's always been a big part
of me since I was a kid
1883
01:24:06.693 --> 01:24:10.871
and it just kind of kept
growing as I got older.
1884
01:24:10.871 --> 01:24:12.786
Wow, yeah, well,
yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
1885
01:24:12.786 --> 01:24:15.920
Well, I'm glad
that you hung in there.
1886
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:17.661
I've been hanging.
1887
01:24:17.661 --> 01:24:19.315
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
'cause it's clear to see
1888
01:24:19.315 --> 01:24:22.361
that you are
the total package.
1889
01:24:22.361 --> 01:24:24.363
- That shit ain't funny.
- Come on, man.
1890
01:24:24.363 --> 01:24:26.670
You're like a natural.
Like me.
1891
01:24:26.670 --> 01:24:30.413
Like I consider myself like
the Michael Jordan of comedy.
1892
01:24:30.413 --> 01:24:32.415
Whereas with you, I feel like
1893
01:24:32.415 --> 01:24:35.374
you're more of a Magic Johnson!
1894
01:24:36.593 --> 01:24:39.117
That's literally
what I've been saying.
1895
01:24:39.117 --> 01:24:41.859
I've been saying that
the whole time!
1896
01:24:41.859 --> 01:24:43.513
My mom been telling me that,
too!
1897
01:24:43.513 --> 01:24:45.297
Your mom told you that?
Your mom told you that.
1898
01:24:45.297 --> 01:24:46.429
Well, look at the screens.
1899
01:24:46.429 --> 01:24:47.952
Like, what do the screens
tell you?
1900
01:24:48.735 --> 01:24:49.997
That's you, yeah?
1901
01:24:51.434 --> 01:24:54.698
That's you, that's you, right?
Yeah?
1902
01:24:58.919 --> 01:25:00.704
Oh my God.
1903
01:25:00.704 --> 01:25:02.445
That's you, right?
1904
01:25:04.142 --> 01:25:06.579
It looks like you, so.
1905
01:25:13.064 --> 01:25:17.373
You just got Blazed!
1906
01:25:24.510 --> 01:25:27.209
Did homie just trip
on his third leg?
1907
01:25:28.601 --> 01:25:30.647
Lady and gentleman,
1908
01:25:30.647 --> 01:25:33.911
it's time for us
to suit up. Come on!
1909
01:25:38.394 --> 01:25:39.569
Merlin!
1910
01:25:42.615 --> 01:25:45.140
You spent that whole night
with me and didn't tell me?
1911
01:25:46.141 --> 01:25:47.533
I don't believe this!
1912
01:25:56.760 --> 01:25:59.415
I think he just did that.
I know you're not laughing.
1913
01:25:59.806 --> 01:26:01.852
I know you're not laughing,
Mr. Narcos.
1914
01:26:01.852 --> 01:26:04.333
You know what? You're kind
of like a knockoff Narcos.
1915
01:26:04.333 --> 01:26:06.378
You probably put baking soda
in that shit?
1916
01:26:15.126 --> 01:26:16.954
After seeing
that video,
1917
01:26:16.954 --> 01:26:19.217
I realized that my son
had a big secret
1918
01:26:19.217 --> 01:26:21.437
he was too afraid to tell me.
1919
01:26:21.437 --> 01:26:24.222
But it was hard for me
to be mad at him
1920
01:26:24.222 --> 01:26:26.790
since I kept a big secret
from him too.
1921
01:26:27.312 --> 01:26:30.576
Merlin, you know I would
never judge you.
1922
01:26:31.708 --> 01:26:33.362
Why didn't you tell me?
1923
01:26:33.362 --> 01:26:35.146
I was tired
of being a big joke.
1924
01:26:35.886 --> 01:26:37.322
I just wanted
to do things my way.
1925
01:26:37.757 --> 01:26:39.063
But you did.
1926
01:26:39.063 --> 01:26:40.804
You came to Vegas,
you pursued your dreams...
1927
01:26:40.804 --> 01:26:43.198
Mom, but it's still
just a dream.
1928
01:26:43.198 --> 01:26:44.808
Blaze exposed me in front
of everybody
1929
01:26:44.808 --> 01:26:46.984
like a kid
at a talent show and...
1930
01:26:46.984 --> 01:26:49.247
The point is;
I'm not a magician!
1931
01:26:49.247 --> 01:26:50.988
Okay, I'm...
1932
01:26:50.988 --> 01:26:52.119
It's just time to wake up.
1933
01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:53.686
No, it's not!
1934
01:26:53.686 --> 01:26:56.341
You have to see it if you're
going to achieve it, baby.
1935
01:26:56.341 --> 01:26:57.734
Forget about him, he's a hater.
1936
01:26:57.734 --> 01:26:59.257
Well, that's easy for you
to say.
1937
01:26:59.257 --> 01:27:01.259
I just lost the girl
and the job of my dreams.
1938
01:27:01.259 --> 01:27:02.652
I can't see nothing good
about it.
1939
01:27:02.652 --> 01:27:04.828
Hey, kid, you need to get back
on that stage
1940
01:27:04.828 --> 01:27:06.438
before this fool crash and burn.
1941
01:27:06.438 --> 01:27:08.092
You can still save
this shit show!
1942
01:27:08.092 --> 01:27:10.225
- Wait, for real?
- Yeah, come on!
1943
01:27:10.225 --> 01:27:12.488
Luther! Um!
1944
01:27:12.488 --> 01:27:14.838
Good to see you again, baby.
1945
01:27:14.838 --> 01:27:17.580
Verna? God damn, that's you?
1946
01:27:17.580 --> 01:27:19.059
How do y'all two know
each other?
1947
01:27:20.409 --> 01:27:24.456
Well, the truth is me and
Luther used to get it in
1948
01:27:24.456 --> 01:27:26.763
back in the day until
he fucked it all up.
1949
01:27:26.763 --> 01:27:28.460
Well, that's because
you ran out on me
1950
01:27:28.460 --> 01:27:30.767
when you caught me
with the waitress.
1951
01:27:30.767 --> 01:27:32.812
Look, Verna, you had the flu,
it was...
1952
01:27:32.812 --> 01:27:36.468
It wasn't the flu, stupid,
it was morning sickness!
1953
01:27:36.468 --> 01:27:40.080
And don't try to blame me
for your cheating ass ways.
1954
01:27:40.080 --> 01:27:43.475
Merlin, I have something
I need to tell you.
1955
01:27:44.824 --> 01:27:47.044
That's your daddy.
- What?
1956
01:27:47.044 --> 01:27:50.047
Now, I sent you to Rita so
that you could find yourself
1957
01:27:50.047 --> 01:27:53.137
and potentially find him,
1958
01:27:53.137 --> 01:27:55.008
and you guys could meet
on your own terms.
1959
01:27:55.008 --> 01:27:57.881
This is your son?
This is your boy?
1960
01:27:57.881 --> 01:28:01.319
That's our son.
Happy Father's Day.
1961
01:28:03.321 --> 01:28:05.367
You funny, mom, that's...
1962
01:28:07.543 --> 01:28:09.327
You're being serious.
You're being serious?
1963
01:28:09.327 --> 01:28:11.677
Yes. But we don't have time
to talk about this right now.
1964
01:28:11.677 --> 01:28:13.505
We do have time for it!
What the hell?
1965
01:28:13.505 --> 01:28:15.028
Can I get a minute
to process this?
1966
01:28:15.028 --> 01:28:17.074
I mean, I've been with this man
for a whole month,
1967
01:28:17.074 --> 01:28:18.989
I don't even understand why...
- Merlin!
1968
01:28:18.989 --> 01:28:20.295
It's time for you to get
on stage
1969
01:28:20.295 --> 01:28:21.470
and live out your dream.
1970
01:28:21.470 --> 01:28:24.124
Now, go and do it your way.
1971
01:28:24.124 --> 01:28:25.387
You can cuss me out later.
1972
01:28:30.696 --> 01:28:32.698
- My way.
- Your way.
1973
01:28:32.698 --> 01:28:35.310
Yeah, okay. Okay.
1974
01:28:36.702 --> 01:28:37.964
All right.
1975
01:28:37.964 --> 01:28:39.270
And make that magic.
1976
01:28:42.360 --> 01:28:43.666
Okay.
1977
01:28:45.276 --> 01:28:46.451
That's my boy?
1978
01:28:47.670 --> 01:28:49.280
That's your son.
1979
01:28:49.280 --> 01:28:51.195
Especially from the waist down.
1980
01:28:56.505 --> 01:28:58.507
Give Drake his jacket back.
1981
01:28:58.507 --> 01:29:00.204
- Hey, hey, what's up?
- I know Drake!
1982
01:29:00.204 --> 01:29:01.988
No, no, he doesn't know Drake,
it's fine.
1983
01:29:01.988 --> 01:29:04.295
Hey, I'm about to save the show.
I'm going to save the show.
1984
01:29:04.295 --> 01:29:06.297
Hey, what's up, guys?
1985
01:29:06.297 --> 01:29:08.560
I hope you remember me.
I'm the Amazing Merlin.
1986
01:29:08.560 --> 01:29:09.953
And I'm going to perform a trick
1987
01:29:09.953 --> 01:29:11.868
that I've never performed
in my entire life,
1988
01:29:11.868 --> 01:29:14.479
and Blaze here is
my little assistant, okay?
1989
01:29:14.479 --> 01:29:17.743
And basically, I'm going to
make him disappear! All right?
1990
01:29:17.743 --> 01:29:19.615
So, I actually need
your guys' help,
1991
01:29:19.615 --> 01:29:21.834
and on the count of three.
1992
01:29:22.487 --> 01:29:24.402
One...
1993
01:29:24.402 --> 01:29:26.230
two...
1994
01:29:26.230 --> 01:29:27.144
three.
1995
01:29:27.710 --> 01:29:29.886
Get the fuck out!
1996
01:29:31.844 --> 01:29:32.976
Man...
1997
01:29:34.281 --> 01:29:35.370
Yeah!
1998
01:29:37.676 --> 01:29:40.810
All right, so, now that
that's out the way,
1999
01:29:40.810 --> 01:29:42.725
I think it's time
to get some real magic.
2000
01:29:42.725 --> 01:29:44.509
What you all think?
You all think that's cool?
2001
01:29:46.642 --> 01:29:47.904
All right.
2002
01:29:50.602 --> 01:29:52.474
And just like that,
my baby performed
2003
01:29:52.474 --> 01:29:54.389
his first Vegas magic show.
2004
01:29:54.824 --> 01:29:57.479
Meanwhile, outside,
Blaze was about to get clowned.
2005
01:29:57.479 --> 01:29:59.045
Boim!
2006
01:30:00.090 --> 01:30:01.352
Boim!
2007
01:30:02.135 --> 01:30:02.919
Boink!
2008
01:30:05.704 --> 01:30:07.314
Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.
2009
01:30:07.314 --> 01:30:10.666
We don't want your money.
We just saw your act.
2010
01:30:11.188 --> 01:30:13.190
Let me tell you, it sucked.
2011
01:30:13.190 --> 01:30:16.019
I just wanted to come out here
and give you a joke.
2012
01:30:16.019 --> 01:30:21.111
What did the bowling pin
say to the balls?
2013
01:30:21.590 --> 01:30:22.852
I don't... I don't know.
2014
01:30:22.852 --> 01:30:24.984
Welcome to the club!
2015
01:30:26.551 --> 01:30:28.118
That's clown life, baby!
2016
01:30:40.173 --> 01:30:42.828
I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.
2017
01:30:44.003 --> 01:30:46.179
It was a night
he always dreamed of.
2018
01:30:46.179 --> 01:30:48.268
Everybody was feeling the love!
2019
01:30:52.403 --> 01:30:54.579
Well, everybody except Merlin.
2020
01:30:55.362 --> 01:30:58.191
Because even though
he killed it onstage,
2021
01:30:58.191 --> 01:31:00.280
he had lost Robin
2022
01:31:00.280 --> 01:31:02.195
and found out who his dad
really was
2023
01:31:02.195 --> 01:31:03.501
all in one night.
2024
01:31:05.503 --> 01:31:07.679
So, the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.
2025
01:31:10.290 --> 01:31:13.903
And so, by the next morning,
he was just...
2026
01:31:13.903 --> 01:31:14.773
bitter!
2027
01:31:22.520 --> 01:31:24.522
Let me guess;
it's for your migraines?
2028
01:31:24.522 --> 01:31:26.611
No, I'm getting high.
2029
01:31:26.611 --> 01:31:29.309
I invited the guys here
to celebrate.
2030
01:31:29.309 --> 01:31:30.833
I'm selling the hotel.
2031
01:31:30.833 --> 01:31:33.575
When my buyer saw us packing in
that house,
2032
01:31:33.575 --> 01:31:35.185
they stopped lowballing me.
2033
01:31:35.185 --> 01:31:37.317
I'm going to be
a rich old bitch!
2034
01:31:38.841 --> 01:31:40.625
That's good, Miss Rita.
That's real good.
2035
01:31:40.625 --> 01:31:43.019
I'm glad reviving the Chips
worked out for you,
2036
01:31:43.019 --> 01:31:45.935
because it sure came back
to bite me in my ass.
2037
01:31:45.935 --> 01:31:49.242
Yeah, I heard what happened.
I'm sorry.
2038
01:31:49.242 --> 01:31:52.985
But I heard your magic show
kicked ass.
2039
01:31:53.420 --> 01:31:55.640
I also heard about
your little family reunion.
2040
01:31:56.293 --> 01:31:57.903
You better go talk to Luther.
2041
01:31:57.903 --> 01:32:00.210
You've been around him enough
to know that he's a good man.
2042
01:32:00.210 --> 01:32:01.864
Yeah, he is.
2043
01:32:03.735 --> 01:32:06.172
Everyone deserves
a second chance.
2044
01:32:20.926 --> 01:32:23.320
Hey, baby,
we need to talk.
2045
01:32:23.320 --> 01:32:25.191
I know you're hurting,
so don't shut me out.
2046
01:32:25.191 --> 01:32:26.584
Okay, look...
2047
01:32:26.976 --> 01:32:28.630
Don't take it out
on your momma, Son.
2048
01:32:29.021 --> 01:32:30.545
Oh, so, what, it's Son now?
2049
01:32:30.545 --> 01:32:32.372
Okay, whatever
you want it to be, kid.
2050
01:32:33.330 --> 01:32:36.638
Listen, I'm just saying don't
take it out on Verna, all right?
2051
01:32:37.639 --> 01:32:39.597
I was wild when
we started dancing.
2052
01:32:39.597 --> 01:32:42.426
The Chips started blowing
up and blew up quick!
2053
01:32:42.426 --> 01:32:45.603
I mean, temptation
was everywhere.
2054
01:32:45.603 --> 01:32:47.257
And I fell all in it.
2055
01:32:49.172 --> 01:32:52.567
Your momma, she was, you know...
She got hurt and so she left me,
2056
01:32:52.567 --> 01:32:54.917
took off to LA
I wanted to find her.
2057
01:32:55.526 --> 01:32:58.311
I wanted to say, you know,
"Verna, give me another chance."
2058
01:32:58.311 --> 01:32:59.574
- Yeah, sure you did.
2059
01:32:59.574 --> 01:33:01.271
Oh, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
2060
01:33:01.271 --> 01:33:02.707
Lookie here.
2061
01:33:02.707 --> 01:33:04.013
I even got her a proper ring.
2062
01:33:05.101 --> 01:33:06.842
She deserved it,
2063
01:33:06.842 --> 01:33:09.801
and I wanted to make up
for my past mistakes.
2064
01:33:09.801 --> 01:33:12.674
You know, I wrecked
my car and my leg, and...
2065
01:33:13.936 --> 01:33:15.415
...it took a lot out of me.
2066
01:33:16.242 --> 01:33:18.462
I mean, I was young and dumb.
2067
01:33:19.942 --> 01:33:21.770
Well, age ain't made you
no smarter.
2068
01:33:23.510 --> 01:33:26.644
Okay, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
2069
01:33:26.644 --> 01:33:29.734
But who's being
the dumb one now?
2070
01:33:30.605 --> 01:33:32.041
Hm?
2071
01:33:32.041 --> 01:33:35.392
I know what a mistake it is
to lose the right woman.
2072
01:33:36.132 --> 01:33:38.656
I just don't want that
to happen to you.
2073
01:33:38.656 --> 01:33:41.224
So, you think I should chase
after Robin?
2074
01:33:41.659 --> 01:33:43.443
Well, she ain't chasing
after you.
2075
01:33:44.009 --> 01:33:46.316
Merlin, there's a girl
in the Cookie Club
2076
01:33:46.316 --> 01:33:47.622
here for you.
2077
01:33:48.666 --> 01:33:52.278
Don't be so sure
about that, Pops.
2078
01:33:54.933 --> 01:33:56.848
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
2079
01:33:56.848 --> 01:33:58.284
Uh, what's up?
2080
01:33:58.284 --> 01:34:00.112
Is there like a girl here
or something, for me?
2081
01:34:00.112 --> 01:34:01.461
Yep, right there.
2082
01:34:05.727 --> 01:34:07.859
- Hi, Merlin.
- Hey, Gia.
2083
01:34:07.859 --> 01:34:09.861
Look, I don't have
a lot of time,
2084
01:34:09.861 --> 01:34:13.473
but I wanted to say I'm sorry
about last night.
2085
01:34:14.605 --> 01:34:15.780
I took the video,
2086
01:34:15.780 --> 01:34:18.261
but I didn't know
what he was up to.
2087
01:34:18.740 --> 01:34:21.699
You seem really nice,
and I know you care about Robin,
2088
01:34:21.699 --> 01:34:25.660
so I felt like
you should know...
2089
01:34:25.660 --> 01:34:26.922
they're getting married today.
2090
01:34:28.358 --> 01:34:30.534
Seems Blaze got it in his head
2091
01:34:30.534 --> 01:34:32.579
to surprise her
with some resort wedding
2092
01:34:32.579 --> 01:34:33.711
away from the strip.
2093
01:34:34.973 --> 01:34:37.497
Unless someone wants
to speak up.
2094
01:34:38.760 --> 01:34:40.283
So, what you going to do,
Mr. Magic?
2095
01:34:40.283 --> 01:34:42.024
What you going to do?
- I don't know, Luther,
2096
01:34:42.024 --> 01:34:43.199
I can't stop a wedding
by myself.
2097
01:34:43.199 --> 01:34:44.156
Can't, can't, boy!
2098
01:34:44.156 --> 01:34:45.418
I told you about
that word can't!
2099
01:34:45.418 --> 01:34:46.419
There's no such thing.
2100
01:34:46.419 --> 01:34:48.378
And you're not by yourself.
2101
01:34:48.378 --> 01:34:50.554
Your brothers got your back.
Boop!
2102
01:34:50.554 --> 01:34:51.729
All right, well, thanks, guys,
2103
01:34:51.729 --> 01:34:52.948
but it's not like
we got invited.
2104
01:34:52.948 --> 01:34:54.776
How are we going to get them
to let us in?
2105
01:34:54.776 --> 01:34:58.301
I wonder;
have they hired a pastor yet?
2106
01:34:58.301 --> 01:34:59.737
Yeah, it wasn't hard in Vegas.
2107
01:34:59.737 --> 01:35:01.391
I'm about to confirm one
for Blaze now.
2108
01:35:01.391 --> 01:35:04.829
Ah, ah, ah, baby girl!
You just found one!
2109
01:35:04.829 --> 01:35:06.570
And a security team,
2110
01:35:06.570 --> 01:35:08.877
like we used to do
for Luther's old routine.
2111
01:35:08.877 --> 01:35:11.227
But only if Mr. Big is in.
2112
01:35:11.227 --> 01:35:13.664
How about it?
Ready to get back on your feet?
2113
01:35:13.664 --> 01:35:15.797
Huh? Well, it has been a long time
2114
01:35:15.797 --> 01:35:17.581
since I've been out the game, so...
2115
01:35:17.581 --> 01:35:20.279
Hell yeah, I'm in!
Let's go do what we do.
2116
01:35:24.501 --> 01:35:26.198
Please just put that away, okay?
2117
01:35:26.198 --> 01:35:28.113
I'm only coming to whatever
this surprise is
2118
01:35:28.113 --> 01:35:31.116
because I feel bad you got
jumped by a motorcycle gang.
2119
01:35:31.116 --> 01:35:33.031
I'm still mad at you for
what you did to Merlin.
2120
01:35:33.031 --> 01:35:34.772
Hey, it wasn't me who
lied to you, okay?
2121
01:35:35.773 --> 01:35:37.383
Now, trust me,
you're going to love this!
2122
01:35:37.383 --> 01:35:40.082
Get in. After you. After you,
my love, come on.
2123
01:35:40.082 --> 01:35:41.692
She's going to love this.
2124
01:35:42.214 --> 01:35:43.259
It's going to be great!
2125
01:35:45.783 --> 01:35:48.220
Mom, hey, hey, mom.
You okay, baby?
2126
01:35:48.220 --> 01:35:49.569
I'm riding back to the airport,
2127
01:35:49.569 --> 01:35:51.136
but I can turn around
if you need me to.
2128
01:35:51.136 --> 01:35:52.747
No, it's fine. And you know,
2129
01:35:52.747 --> 01:35:54.226
I can't even really talk
about that right now.
2130
01:35:54.226 --> 01:35:55.924
The guys are waiting
for me outside.
2131
01:35:55.924 --> 01:35:57.752
But Robin is getting
married today...
2132
01:35:57.752 --> 01:36:02.147
and look, I'm thinking about
trying to stop it.
2133
01:36:02.582 --> 01:36:03.888
What the hell, Merlin?
2134
01:36:03.888 --> 01:36:06.238
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy,
right? I know.
2135
01:36:07.022 --> 01:36:09.024
Ain't nothing crazy
about love.
2136
01:36:09.502 --> 01:36:11.809
Hell, I've been feeling
a little crazy
2137
01:36:11.809 --> 01:36:13.680
after seeing Luther last night.
2138
01:36:14.072 --> 01:36:16.640
We all need a little
crazy sometimes.
2139
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:18.555
Go get your girl.
2140
01:36:19.295 --> 01:36:22.124
I will. Yeah, I will.
I will, mom.
2141
01:36:22.777 --> 01:36:24.779
I love you.
I love you, thank you.
2142
01:36:27.172 --> 01:36:28.217
Uh...
2143
01:36:28.217 --> 01:36:30.393
Driver.
Can you pull over
2144
01:36:30.393 --> 01:36:31.829
so I can change clothes?
2145
01:36:31.829 --> 01:36:32.961
Close your eyes, though.
2146
01:36:32.961 --> 01:36:34.440
You know what?
2147
01:36:34.440 --> 01:36:35.920
You ain't got
to close your eyes.
2148
01:36:38.096 --> 01:36:40.098
So, Merlin texts me
the address
2149
01:36:40.098 --> 01:36:42.361
and then got ready
to go get his girl back
2150
01:36:42.361 --> 01:36:45.060
while Blaze had other plans.
2151
01:36:45.060 --> 01:36:46.713
But just like
I been telling y'all,
2152
01:36:46.713 --> 01:36:48.846
plans don't always come true.
2153
01:36:48.846 --> 01:36:51.849
Because it was
about to pop off!
2154
01:36:51.849 --> 01:36:53.808
- Oh my God!
- Mm-hmm!
2155
01:36:53.808 --> 01:36:57.289
- Blaze, what is this?
- Yep. Surprise.
2156
01:36:57.289 --> 01:36:58.987
It's your dream wedding,
girl, right?
2157
01:36:59.988 --> 01:37:01.467
Oh my God!
2158
01:37:01.467 --> 01:37:03.513
This is a little more you,
you know what I mean?
2159
01:37:03.513 --> 01:37:05.123
- Yeah.
- It's, like, intimate.
2160
01:37:05.123 --> 01:37:08.300
I even had a gown
made by a local designer
2161
01:37:08.300 --> 01:37:10.868
because I wanted to match
your spiritualness...
2162
01:37:10.868 --> 01:37:12.609
- Oh my God!
- ...and your natural beauty.
2163
01:37:12.609 --> 01:37:14.698
Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's...
2164
01:37:14.698 --> 01:37:17.135
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
2165
01:37:17.701 --> 01:37:19.007
Surprise.
2166
01:37:19.007 --> 01:37:20.747
Blaze, I never knew
you knew me this well.
2167
01:37:20.747 --> 01:37:22.837
Oh, I know you.
Hell, yeah.
2168
01:37:22.837 --> 01:37:24.403
Now all you gotta do
is get dressed,
2169
01:37:24.403 --> 01:37:26.231
and walk down that aisle
2170
01:37:26.231 --> 01:37:27.754
and say those two magic words.
2171
01:37:27.754 --> 01:37:29.800
There's the dress. Look at that.
2172
01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:32.890
Gia! What are you doing here?
I am absolutely shocked!
2173
01:37:32.890 --> 01:37:34.370
I need to take
a picture of that.
2174
01:37:34.370 --> 01:37:35.762
This is beautiful!
2175
01:37:35.762 --> 01:37:37.503
Oh, girl, you ain't seen
nothing yet.
2176
01:37:37.503 --> 01:37:38.722
Let's go, come on.
2177
01:37:38.722 --> 01:37:40.289
- Where are we going?
- To go get ready.
2178
01:37:40.289 --> 01:37:41.551
I'm going to see
you later, baby.
2179
01:37:41.551 --> 01:37:42.639
- Bye, babe!
- Yeah.
2180
01:37:42.639 --> 01:37:43.553
Where are we going?
2181
01:37:43.553 --> 01:37:44.641
Hey! Where's my suit at?
2182
01:37:44.641 --> 01:37:45.860
You sure I look good?
2183
01:37:45.860 --> 01:37:47.774
This look good?
- You look great.
2184
01:37:51.474 --> 01:37:52.867
Okay, um...
2185
01:37:54.607 --> 01:37:56.218
I'm going to need some
time alone with Robin,
2186
01:37:56.218 --> 01:37:58.176
but I can't get to her
with Blaze around.
2187
01:37:58.176 --> 01:38:00.178
So, look, I'm going
to need a distraction.
2188
01:38:00.178 --> 01:38:02.572
Listen, boy, the one thing the
Chips know how to do
2189
01:38:02.572 --> 01:38:04.269
is distract people.
2190
01:38:04.269 --> 01:38:06.489
Hell yeah, let's do it!
Look at us!
2191
01:38:06.489 --> 01:38:08.752
We got on Luther's old outfits.
2192
01:38:08.752 --> 01:38:10.406
And Luther's old music.
2193
01:38:12.538 --> 01:38:14.671
Yeah, but do we get
the old Luther?
2194
01:38:15.498 --> 01:38:18.109
Hell, yeah.
It's showtime, fellas.
2195
01:38:19.894 --> 01:38:21.504
Luther's back!
2196
01:38:23.985 --> 01:38:26.204
Let them through,
please, okay?
2197
01:38:26.204 --> 01:38:28.990
This is the Pastor and
the groom's personal security.
2198
01:38:28.990 --> 01:38:30.469
Blaze is expecting them.
2199
01:38:30.469 --> 01:38:32.384
That's all you have to say.
All right, let's go.
2200
01:38:36.171 --> 01:38:37.476
Thank you.
2201
01:38:38.608 --> 01:38:40.175
- We back.
- We back.
2202
01:38:45.484 --> 01:38:47.095
You can do this, Robin.
2203
01:38:47.095 --> 01:38:49.445
All you have to do is say
those two magic words.
2204
01:38:50.968 --> 01:38:53.666
It's only magic if it's true.
2205
01:38:55.277 --> 01:38:57.453
Merlin?
What are you doing here?
2206
01:38:57.453 --> 01:38:59.672
Look, I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.
2207
01:38:59.672 --> 01:39:01.239
You're about to make
a big mistake, Robin.
2208
01:39:01.239 --> 01:39:04.286
No, the only mistake I made
was believing you.
2209
01:39:04.286 --> 01:39:05.809
Here I was doubting Blaze,
2210
01:39:05.809 --> 01:39:07.811
but it turns out it's you
I can't trust.
2211
01:39:07.811 --> 01:39:09.247
You can't trust me?
2212
01:39:09.247 --> 01:39:11.510
Meanwhile, Blaze knew me
better all along.
2213
01:39:11.510 --> 01:39:12.729
I mean, look at this wedding.
2214
01:39:13.556 --> 01:39:15.166
No, he didn't.
2215
01:39:18.561 --> 01:39:21.781
Where were you,
and why are you so hot?
2216
01:39:21.781 --> 01:39:24.349
I'm cool, I'm cool!
Super cool.
2217
01:39:24.349 --> 01:39:25.829
Yeah, but it's about
to get hotter.
2218
01:39:25.829 --> 01:39:27.091
Well, hello. Hello.
2219
01:39:28.179 --> 01:39:30.703
Hey, now. Hey, people.
2220
01:39:31.704 --> 01:39:32.923
Who's this guy?
2221
01:39:32.923 --> 01:39:35.926
Hold up. Hello, hello.
2222
01:39:35.926 --> 01:39:37.710
- He's the pastor.
- This the person you hired?
2223
01:39:37.710 --> 01:39:39.495
Yes, yeah, no, trust me,
he's huge in Vegas.
2224
01:39:39.974 --> 01:39:42.454
Hello! Girl...
2225
01:39:43.803 --> 01:39:45.936
He does not look
like a Pastor.
2226
01:39:45.936 --> 01:39:47.982
Yeah, hey.
2227
01:39:47.982 --> 01:39:50.506
Good people, we came together
today so that we can join
2228
01:39:50.506 --> 01:39:52.943
two people who are destined
to be together.
2229
01:39:53.509 --> 01:39:56.947
That's a love
that cannot be denied.
2230
01:39:58.340 --> 01:40:00.124
It's a beautiful thing,
it's a special thing.
2231
01:40:00.124 --> 01:40:01.647
It's a special day.
2232
01:40:01.647 --> 01:40:03.954
It's a special day for me,
it's a special day for her.
2233
01:40:03.954 --> 01:40:05.477
It's a special day for him.
2234
01:40:05.477 --> 01:40:07.610
It's a special day for you!
2235
01:40:08.872 --> 01:40:10.004
It's a special day for humans!
2236
01:40:10.004 --> 01:40:11.701
- Amen!
- Amen!
2237
01:40:11.701 --> 01:40:13.442
- Yeah!
2238
01:40:14.269 --> 01:40:16.619
Yeah, because, you know,
make no mistake about it.
2239
01:40:16.619 --> 01:40:19.100
I done made some big mistakes,
let me tell you.
2240
01:40:19.100 --> 01:40:21.493
Let me tell you,
I lost the woman
2241
01:40:21.493 --> 01:40:23.017
that I cared for the most.
2242
01:40:23.887 --> 01:40:25.062
It's terrible when
you make a mistake
2243
01:40:25.062 --> 01:40:26.281
and you lose your soulmate.
2244
01:40:26.281 --> 01:40:29.240
If you got somebody
that you love,
2245
01:40:29.240 --> 01:40:30.850
hold on to them tight!
2246
01:40:31.938 --> 01:40:33.288
Tight!
2247
01:40:33.940 --> 01:40:36.552
You understand me?
Make sure you...
2248
01:40:37.727 --> 01:40:40.034
Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.
2249
01:40:40.773 --> 01:40:41.992
Yeah.
2250
01:40:42.514 --> 01:40:44.690
Because when the chips are down,
2251
01:40:44.690 --> 01:40:46.257
the Chips are never out.
2252
01:40:46.257 --> 01:40:48.085
So, listen here, good people.
2253
01:40:48.085 --> 01:40:49.826
When you find somebody,
2254
01:40:49.826 --> 01:40:52.742
and if you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,
2255
01:40:52.742 --> 01:40:55.049
you better jump on it!
2256
01:40:55.658 --> 01:40:56.963
Jump on it!
2257
01:41:10.847 --> 01:41:12.892
I told him everything,
I told him what you like!
2258
01:41:12.892 --> 01:41:14.938
This is me. This wedding is me.
2259
01:41:14.938 --> 01:41:16.418
Wait...
2260
01:41:16.418 --> 01:41:17.506
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're saying
2261
01:41:17.506 --> 01:41:19.377
all of this was your idea?
- Yes.
2262
01:41:19.377 --> 01:41:21.118
- You told Blaze for me.
- Yes, Robin!
2263
01:41:21.118 --> 01:41:22.554
So, who am I supposed
to marry, you?
2264
01:41:22.554 --> 01:41:23.990
Yeah.
2265
01:41:26.428 --> 01:41:29.387
It's not a damn TV show.
You got to go!
2266
01:41:29.387 --> 01:41:31.128
So, I'm the bad guy now?
2267
01:41:31.128 --> 01:41:33.913
How can I believe
anything you say anymore?
2268
01:41:33.913 --> 01:41:35.741
I'm done, like,
I'm done with this. No, don't.
2269
01:41:35.741 --> 01:41:37.787
Robin, come on.
2270
01:41:39.745 --> 01:41:40.877
Robin.
2271
01:41:50.016 --> 01:41:51.888
Can you stop?
Can you all stop?
2272
01:41:51.888 --> 01:41:53.498
Can you all stop?
Can you stop this?
2273
01:41:55.457 --> 01:41:57.328
Come on, Robin,
let me just talk to you!
2274
01:41:57.328 --> 01:41:58.634
Son of a bitch!
2275
01:42:07.773 --> 01:42:09.819
I don't even mean it
like that!
2276
01:42:09.819 --> 01:42:11.473
Well, I did mean it
like that, but just...
2277
01:42:11.473 --> 01:42:13.039
- Robin!
- Hey, hey, hey!
2278
01:42:13.649 --> 01:42:15.868
Hey, Frank, film this.
2279
01:42:15.868 --> 01:42:17.522
I'm about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.
2280
01:42:17.522 --> 01:42:19.263
Get me in the shot, come on.
2281
01:42:19.263 --> 01:42:20.569
I'm going to kick
this motherfucker's ass
2282
01:42:20.569 --> 01:42:21.570
for crashing my wedding!
2283
01:42:33.190 --> 01:42:35.714
You know how it is.
You remember?
2284
01:42:39.805 --> 01:42:41.590
I got you smiling again.
2285
01:42:43.069 --> 01:42:45.115
Why don't you tell her
who told you what she wanted?
2286
01:42:45.115 --> 01:42:47.204
Man, shut, man, shut up.
Get this. Shut up, okay?
2287
01:42:47.204 --> 01:42:49.293
No one's going to believe you,
because he's a clown, okay?
2288
01:42:49.293 --> 01:42:52.253
I'm a clown. Who gives...
Yo, I'm a stripper, too.
2289
01:42:52.253 --> 01:42:53.732
Hell, I'm even a liar!
2290
01:42:53.732 --> 01:42:55.821
But you know what I'm not?
I'm not a fake!
2291
01:42:55.821 --> 01:42:58.215
You don't love her like I do.
- I'm the one she's marrying.
2292
01:42:58.215 --> 01:43:00.609
Boy, you got these cameras
going all the time.
2293
01:43:00.609 --> 01:43:01.653
It's all just one big act!
2294
01:43:01.653 --> 01:43:03.394
You about to hear my vows, bro.
2295
01:43:03.394 --> 01:43:05.831
Wedding vows? Let me tell you
the wedding vows that I wrote.
2296
01:43:05.831 --> 01:43:09.052
"Do you, Robin,
take me, Merlin...
2297
01:43:09.052 --> 01:43:10.880
to be my first kiss?
2298
01:43:11.663 --> 01:43:15.319
To make magic with me,
to watch old tv shows together?
2299
01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:17.800
To always make
each other laugh,
2300
01:43:17.800 --> 01:43:19.758
to always have
each other's backs?"
2301
01:43:20.803 --> 01:43:23.371
See, because she is my Whitley.
2302
01:43:23.371 --> 01:43:24.502
And I'm in love with her.
2303
01:43:24.502 --> 01:43:26.156
I'm in love with you, too,
Merlin!
2304
01:43:26.678 --> 01:43:27.810
Wait,
what did she just say?
2305
01:43:30.639 --> 01:43:32.728
- Merlin.
- Did you mean it?
2306
01:43:32.728 --> 01:43:34.208
Of course.
2307
01:43:38.124 --> 01:43:42.216
I love you, Merlin, so much.
- Yeah, I know.
2308
01:43:42.216 --> 01:43:43.739
And unlike him...
2309
01:43:43.739 --> 01:43:45.741
I was going to Blaze her
ass at the altar, anyway.
2310
01:43:45.741 --> 01:43:48.700
...I know you.
2311
01:43:52.791 --> 01:43:54.402
You know?
2312
01:44:03.237 --> 01:44:06.762
Will Robin marry Merlin?
2313
01:44:08.720 --> 01:44:10.635
I mean, is this what
you want, Merlin?
2314
01:44:11.549 --> 01:44:13.203
I want a different world.
2315
01:44:14.378 --> 01:44:15.640
Do you?
2316
01:44:16.075 --> 01:44:17.251
I do.
2317
01:44:18.687 --> 01:44:21.080
Wow, those words
really are magic.
2318
01:44:22.734 --> 01:44:25.084
Well, then...
2319
01:44:25.084 --> 01:44:29.132
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
2320
01:44:30.220 --> 01:44:31.526
You may kiss the bride.
2321
01:44:38.707 --> 01:44:41.013
See, just like
when I get a massage,
2322
01:44:41.013 --> 01:44:43.320
my tale had a happy ending.
2323
01:44:43.320 --> 01:44:44.800
Merlin got his girl,
2324
01:44:44.800 --> 01:44:47.455
somehow Robin magically
got my damn wedding ring
2325
01:44:47.455 --> 01:44:49.413
with that little ass diamond,
2326
01:44:49.413 --> 01:44:51.154
Luther finally got to be a dad,
2327
01:44:51.154 --> 01:44:52.808
and we buried the hatchet.
2328
01:44:52.808 --> 01:44:56.681
And by hatchet,
I mean his dick in my vagina!
2329
01:44:56.681 --> 01:44:58.030
We're going to go ahead
2330
01:44:58.030 --> 01:44:59.597
and make you a little sister
or brother, okay?
2331
01:44:59.597 --> 01:45:01.077
Momma, really?
2332
01:45:01.077 --> 01:45:02.818
I got about four eggs left.
2333
01:45:02.818 --> 01:45:03.949
I'm going to scramble
everything!
2334
01:45:03.949 --> 01:45:06.996
So, husband,
are you retired now?
2335
01:45:06.996 --> 01:45:09.346
From stripping?
Yeah, absolutely.
2336
01:45:10.391 --> 01:45:12.044
What if I want you
to dance for me?
2337
01:45:12.044 --> 01:45:13.437
What you mean, like...
2338
01:45:13.437 --> 01:45:14.612
I mean, that can be arranged.
2339
01:45:14.612 --> 01:45:15.918
Back in the hotel room, later?
2340
01:45:15.918 --> 01:45:18.790
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
What if I want it right now?
2341
01:45:18.790 --> 01:45:20.618
- Right now?
- DJ!
2342
01:45:21.358 --> 01:45:23.404
Robin, don't do this to me.
2343
01:45:23.404 --> 01:45:26.145
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to bring to the stage right now
2344
01:45:26.145 --> 01:45:31.107
Dr. X, Mr. Body, Mr. Face,
2345
01:45:31.107 --> 01:45:34.632
Mr. Slim Sexy, Mr. Big,
2346
01:45:34.632 --> 01:45:38.723
and the one and only
Mr. Black Magic!
2347
01:45:38.723 --> 01:45:42.336
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring
to you the Chocolate Chips!
2348
01:45:55.610 --> 01:45:57.307
Like I said,
Merlin and Robin
2349
01:45:57.307 --> 01:46:00.092
have been crazy about
each other from day one.
2350
01:46:00.092 --> 01:46:01.964
So, while we get our dance on,
2351
01:46:01.964 --> 01:46:04.532
it's time to let them get to
the best part of the wedding,
2352
01:46:04.532 --> 01:46:06.142
the honeymoon!
2353
01:46:06.142 --> 01:46:08.405
You all know I meant fucking,
right?
2354
01:46:08.405 --> 01:46:11.103
So, come on, here's to love.
2355
01:46:11.103 --> 01:46:12.757
Here's to the future.
2356
01:46:12.757 --> 01:46:14.455
Here's to magic.
2357
01:46:20.156 --> 01:46:22.158
Raise your hand
if you fought a tiger.
2358
01:46:26.597 --> 01:46:28.512
- Bam!
- Hit them with it.
2359
01:46:28.512 --> 01:46:30.253
- Bam!
- Double it up.
2360
01:46:30.253 --> 01:46:31.863
Who's talking? Who's talking?
2361
01:46:34.779 --> 01:46:36.390
Well, come on in here.
2362
01:46:36.390 --> 01:46:39.697
By the time you get in here,
I'll be on the stage butt naked.
2363
01:46:46.617 --> 01:46:47.792
I heard it.
2364
01:46:57.454 --> 01:47:00.501
Good living and good pussy.
2365
01:47:03.460 --> 01:47:04.853
Stop messing around, Merlin.
2366
01:47:04.853 --> 01:47:06.550
Okay. I'm not messing
around! I'm stuck.
2367
01:47:06.550 --> 01:47:08.944
Oh, shit. Robin?
2368
01:47:08.944 --> 01:47:09.858
Help!
2369
01:47:12.817 --> 01:47:14.645
Amen, talk about the Lord!
2370
01:47:18.301 --> 01:47:20.390
Get... wrong way!
2371
01:47:21.957 --> 01:47:23.088
Cut!
2372
01:47:23.567 --> 01:47:25.395
Yo, how do you open this door?
2373
01:47:25.395 --> 01:47:26.527
Use your dick.
2374
01:47:31.575 --> 01:47:33.664
Earl said, "Well, yeah,
I'm not where I should be."
2375
01:47:33.664 --> 01:47:35.013
I said, "Don't show me,
2376
01:47:35.013 --> 01:47:36.667
but if you could give me
an example."
2377
01:47:36.667 --> 01:47:38.800
Well, Earl sent me
a goddamn cup!
2378
01:47:38.800 --> 01:47:41.411
Yeah. So Earl's dealing
with a fucking sardine.
2379
01:47:42.107 --> 01:47:44.414
Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it.
2380
01:47:44.893 --> 01:47:48.200
Huh! Baby,
talk about the Lord!
2381
01:47:48.200 --> 01:47:50.986
You see these calves?
Ladies love them.
2382
01:47:50.986 --> 01:47:52.553
Can't get them at the gym.
2383
01:47:52.553 --> 01:47:54.424
Literally you can't.
They're implants.
2384
01:47:54.424 --> 01:47:56.557
Talking, who's talking?
I'm talking.
2385
01:47:56.557 --> 01:47:58.602
Who's working?
I'm working.
2386
01:47:58.602 --> 01:48:00.343
It should be two, then slide.
2387
01:48:00.343 --> 01:48:01.605
That's what I was trying
to tell...
2388
01:48:01.605 --> 01:48:04.434
See? Perky, right?
2389
01:48:05.348 --> 01:48:07.393
Maybe you need
a second opinion.
2390
01:48:07.916 --> 01:48:11.702
Jesus, Bambi! Stop having guys
put their hands on your tits!
2391
01:48:11.702 --> 01:48:13.530
Took that orangutan! Huh!
2392
01:48:19.754 --> 01:48:21.451
You wanna come back
to the party with me?
2393
01:48:21.451 --> 01:48:23.584
Hell, nah. I got plans.
2394
01:48:23.584 --> 01:48:26.935
Huh? They want to do
all that right there? Huh?
2395
01:48:26.935 --> 01:48:28.937
Get the hell up out
of my back door!
2396
01:48:28.937 --> 01:48:30.765
The fuck do you think this is?
2397
01:48:30.765 --> 01:48:32.157
Did we get it right?
2398
01:48:34.333 --> 01:48:35.552
All right, all right,
all right.
2399
01:48:35.552 --> 01:48:36.814
Sit your asses down!
2400
01:48:36.814 --> 01:48:38.424
Say it again.
2401
01:56:07.525 --> 01:56:09.614
difuze