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Anything?
No.
Huh, I don't get why it's not working yet.
Okay, read it off again.
Oh, here we go.
Did we calibrate the rear glass?
Yes.
35 millimeter camera attachment secured?
Definitely.
Took the lens cap off?
Yeah, of course we took the lens cap off.
What do you think we are?
But I think I do know what's wrong.
Maybe we just need a little Kipler elbow rub.
What's a Kipler elbow rub?
Observe, my son.
Okay, so my father taught me this and now I'm teaching you.
So you take your elbow,
and you just rub at the problem area, right?
Pay attention to the elbow.
You paying attention?
Yup.
All the action is in the elbow.
And you snap (snapping fingers) and that should do it.
Take another look.
It's working.
Yeah, Kipler elbow rub.
No sign of the comet, though.
Hey, patience, okay?
Jesper's Comet has been traveling
almost 10 years to get here.
It'll get here.
Hey.
Listen, kiddo.
There's actually something
I've been meaning to talk to you about.
So your mom and I-
Whose car is that?
Oh, okay.
Stay here.
I'll be right back, 'kay?
But the comet!
30 Seconds.
Start the countdown, 'kay?
30, 29
28, 27.
Dad, it's here!
Dad!
Mom! Dad!
Oh.
Oh, come on.
Calvin!
Mom?
Calvin!
No!
Mom! Dad! Come back!
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Yeah, I don't care what it look like ♪
♪ I'ma show you what it's gonna be, okay ♪
♪ I'm heading for the good life ♪
♪ So you know we're OT, okay ♪
♪ Never been the Sug type ♪
♪ Never too scared to go lean, okay ♪
♪ I'ma going like a troll ♪ and they be sleeping on me ♪
♪ Like it's melatonin ♪
♪ They be dozin', they ♪ ain't really doin' that ♪
♪ They be frozen in the ♪ moment, need to let it go ♪
♪ Yeah I'm 'bout to go off ♪
♪ And I don't start now ♪ 'cause I knew better ♪
♪ Yo, she doubt me ♪
Itsy, you doubt me?
Okay.
♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay ♪
Okay, I need a bathroom break.
♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
I need to pee.
Can we pull over, Dad?
I need the bathroom.
♪ Okay, okay ♪
I need to go pee!
- Okay. - Okay.
Bathroom break.
Again?
We just stopped like 30 minutes ago.
Okay, well I need to go again.
Maybe you have a UTI.
You know, they make you urinate
two to three times more than usual.
Evan, I don't have a UTI.
We're only about 20 minutes from our new house.
Can you wait?
No, I cannot wait.
Definitely sounds like a urinary tract infection.
Okay.
Looks like there's a convenience store .2 miles up the road.
Maybe we can all grab a snack while Itsy
flushes out her system.
How do you even know how to use this thing?
And this map is probably outdated anyway.
I see it!
Good job, kiddo.
It's called orienteering, sis.
Might be worth looking into
now that the big city's bye-bye. Forever.
Shut up.
Ever!
Evan!
♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ Okay ♪
Would you please let me out?
♪ Okay, okay ♪
Any other song.
♪ It's working, my time ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
Bus leaves in seven minutes.
♪ Okay ♪
Got it.
♪ Okay, okay ♪
Hey, did you get anything good?
I doubt there's anything good to shoot
in Puddle Falls anyways.
It's Pebble Falls, and I see what you mean.
These are the best that I managed.
Too bad.
All aboard.
Let's go kids.
Let's get to that house.
Maybe we can check out those bathrooms, too.
Oh my gosh.
There we go.
There it is!
Looks even bigger than it did on Craigslist.
You guys.
Hey, Itsy, got your weed-pulling hands ready?
Pull some cactus too, maybe.
Look at that.
There's a jackrabbit.
Dibs!
I dibsed it.
It's mine.
It's perfect!
It's a real fixer-upper.
Just like Chip and Joanna.
Yep.
Pretty great view from up here!
Oh my gosh!
Evan get down from there!
How's the roof look, bud?
Pretty great shape, I'd say!
Oh, we're lucky.
Everyone says a good roof is critical to a nice, easy flip.
I'd like to give you a nice, easy flip.
Honey!
This roof feels solid.
Evan?
Where are you?
I'm in my room.
I think we're gonna have to replace the insulation.
Hey, Its, why don't you take a picture of us
in front of the house?
Evan, it's picture time!
Ah, there he is.
Okay, ready?
Everyone say, dream home.
Dream home!
Oh.
I guess we'll have to adopt the countryside's
open-door policy.
Oh, I get it.
Oh my gosh, Its, did you hear that?
Somebody save me.
Itsy!
Coming.
Hey, sweetheart, can you run over to the neighbors
and ask to borrow a hammer?
And maybe a screwdriver.
And some duct tape, and a handful of screws.
Heck, a spare door if they've got one.
Why can't we just go to the hardware store?
Uh, well, the hardware store's about two hours away
and we still have to unpack, and do all that stuff.
It'll be good for us to meet the neighbors.
And by us, you mean me, right?
Uh, no.
I mean you and Lewis and Clark.
Orienteering.
Remember?
Remember the maps and stuff?
Yeah, I remember.
Have fun.
We've been walking for 10 minutes
and I haven't seen a single neighbor.
A single human neighbor.
We've seen prairie dogs, gophers,
sparrows, and grasshoppers-
I'm gonna die out here!
Hey, look.
There's a neighbor.
Looks like the road curves up and around.
Oh, offroading.
I'm right behind ya.
Another common neighbor is the prairie rattlesnake,
who will not hesitate to bite you-
Shut up, Evan.
Let's go to this house.
Hello.
I think there's someone back here.
You know, on second thought,
tomorrow might be a better day for an adventure.
I thought you liked adventuring.
Let's go.
Come on, Itsy.
I just wanna go home.
Evan, it's fine.
I've got a bad feeling about this place.
Evan, I thought you wanted to come out here.
I just don't want...
I think there's someone in there.
Oh, really?
What gave that away?
The mysterious noises, or the blood-curdling scream?
Okay, Ev, can you just help me open the door?
Hard pass.
Evan!
Okay, can we go now?
No.
What does that say?
Unidentified flying object-
Intruder alert!
No, let go of me!
Save yourself!
Okay, let's go!
It smelled of dust, talcum powder, and danger.
But I had to know what was in that shed.
You were terrified.
Of course.
But what is bravery but courage in the face of fear?
So I pulled open that 40-pound hinged door-
We pulled open.
I pulled open that 40-pound hinged door
and single-handedly battled that masked villain.
And then I shouted, "Save yourself, Itsy.
"I'll save you."
Good job, kiddo.
Then I grabbed him.
I'm sure it was real scary.
I'll check it out.
I'm gonna die here, Mom.
Die.
I'll have your father go check it out,
I'm sure the neighbors were just in the middle of something.
That's not what I mean.
I have to get back to the city.
There's nothing here for me.
Nothing but possibilities, you mean.
You can do whatever you want here.
You should take the extra room
and turn it into a darkroom for your photographs.
That'll be fun.
I can't stay here.
And the second I graduate, I'm gone.
Uh huh.
With what money?
Scholarship money.
Oh, I like the sound of that.
Does that mean you're gonna study more?
No!
You're not going to die, Itsy.
I am.
Things are gonna get better soon.
Soon is a relative term.
I need you to be more specific.
Hm, tomorrow.
What's tomorrow?
First day of school.
I am not going to school tomorrow.
Have fun at school, guys.
Shall we?
You're not in high school.
Pebble Falls is K through 12,
and that includes me, baby.
Okay.
Micah Merrill, please report to the front desk.
Is something funny?
Oh, not at all.
We're just wondering if you're sure you wanted to sit there.
You're welcome to come sit with us.
By the looks of things, it's gonna take a little bit
for you to make friends, but I'm happy to help out.
For now.
You know, you guys seem really cool, but I'm good here.
Suit yourself.
How was everybody's weekend?
I said, how was everybody's weekend?
Good.
Who said that?
Oh, you must be one of our new students.
Would you like to stand up
and tell us a little about yourself?
Um, my name is Itsy Levan.
I'm 17.
My dream job
is to work at the "New York Times" as a journalist.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's too "new kid at school."
Just tell us your name
and three things you think are cheujy,
and what cheujy means.
You mean cheugy?
Mr. Kipler, if you can't use the doorknob
like everyone else, you need to remove whatever apparatus
is preventing you from doing so.
It's not an apparatus, Mr. Sterman,
it's my gravity equilibrium suit.
I need to acclimate.
Do they not have doorknobs in space?
Calvin, get your butt in here!
Okay, okay, hold on.
Glad you could make it.
I'm sure the commute from the stratosphere was terrible.
You mean the exosphere?
The stratosphere is the layer right above us.
Nothing orbits in the stratosphere.
What is that smell?
Oh it's uh, coconut oil and squid ink.
A natural lubricant
for me to slip in and out of my spacesuits.
Just take a seat, Mr. Kipler.
Okay.
Still happy with your seat choice?
Oh, whoops, sorry.
Eww!
Oh, eww!
So today is the 11th.
So you know what that means?
That's right, it's group activity day.
Yeah, yeah, you expressive radical.
Get it?
Little mathematics joke for you guys.
Anywho, since you all didn't like that last scenario-
How did you find my command center?
Hmm?
That was you outside my shed, right?
You hit my arm with a stick.
Oh, yeah!
Sorry, me and my brother
were just looking for a screwdriver.
And a door.
So what was going on in there?
Uh, it's top secret for anyone who isn't a friendly.
Well, I come in peace.
How do you know about that?
About what?
The galactic sign for peace.
I mean, I'm glad that I can trust someone else
on this planet, but where'd you learn about that?
From "Star Trek?"
What trek, and to what star?
All right, everyone.
You and the person sitting next to you have 15 minutes
to figure out how long it takes a ship
traveling at the speed of light to get to Jupiter.
Go!
Okay, so it says that the speed of light
is one billion, eighty million kilometers an hour-
Wrong.
It is one billion,
seventy nine million kilometers per hour, actually.
But the teacher-
Is a adequate math teacher,
however, he is woefully ignorant
when it comes to interstellar travel.
Oh, what, and you're an expert?
As a matter of fact, I am.
Okay, well then you can figure this one out.
All right.
Well, first we have to adjust the size of the vessel.
We do?
Well, yeah.
Any spacecraft traveling at the speed of light
it has to be at least 1/3 the size
of today's clunky, 120-meter rocketships.
So like, what, 50 meters?
40.
You can calculate space travel but not fractions?
Fractions will be obsolete within the next 100 years.
So, what day will it be leaving?
I don't know.
Why does that matter?
Because depending on the time of year,
Jupiter will obviously be in a different orbital position.
Yes?
What day is the spacecraft leaving?
Why does that matter?
Okay, yeah.
Because depending on the time of year,
Jupiter will obviously be in a different orbital position.
Huh, that's a great point.
Let's say tomorrow.
So if we were leaving tomorrow,
it would be about 900 million kilometers away from Jupiter.
But the board says 1,200.
Wrong again.
Our spacecraft will be traveling
to Jupiter's future location, so the curved flight path
will be 1.4 times longer.
We would get there in about an hour and 15 minutes.
How do you know all this?
Just common sense, really.
If it was common sense, I would know it, too.
You know, maybe you should go on more "Star Treks."
I'm Heather.
I'm Itsy.
I know.
I feel really good about us being besties now.
Especially 'cause I was the lead in this years' play,
"My Fair Ladybug" and I'm also running for class president,
which everyone says I've already got in the bag.
So I'm just a really good person to know.
Anyway, I'm also the head editor
for our Young Journalists Club,
and I wanted to invite you to enter
into a writing competition for NYU with me.
The winners get to go to their summer writing program.
Oh my gosh, that's awesome.
So where's this program?
Right in New York City, baby.
That's amazing; I'm in.
So what's the subject about?
The prompt is to write about the strangest thing
in your hometown.
Oh, well I just moved here,
so I don't know much about Pebble Falls,
but I'm sure I can figure it out.
Oh, no, I've already figured that part out.
The problem is because of a certain incident in 2nd grade
involving a fairy tea party and a mock alien invasion,
I'm unable to do the research on the perfect subject.
But that's where you come in.
I'm still confused.
What's the subject?
Not so much a what, but a who.
Anyone here that cares about the future of the world?
I'm raising money to go to outer space.
So, I'm actually gonna be streaming it.
Anybody that wants to see the stream?
Hey, could you spare some money for my grandma's surgery?
Just kidding, it's way cooler than that.
It's for outer space.
No?
You want me to write about that guy?
The requirements are to write about
the strangest thing in your hometown.
That is definitely Calvin Kipler.
Obviously, he's not gonna open up to me,
but if you and I work to write this thing,
we'll be in New York City in no time.
Hey guys, I need to acclimate this suit.
I can't take it off.
Ooh, my nunchucks.
Unless, you want to stay in Pebble Falls forever.
No, no, definitely not.
So what do you think I should do to get started?
You're a journalist, right?
You'll figure it out.
Bye.
Let me hear you say, "Hey,"
if you wanna give me some money for outer space.
Hey.
Who said that?
Whoops, sorry.
Didn't realize anybody was sitting here.
No, you can stay.
But don't you wanna sit here?
Yeah, with you.
Sit.
So, you live in Pebble Falls?
Mm hm.
I guess that was a dumb question.
Um, how long have you lived here for?
Uh, 207 months.
Or 103 weeks and two days.
I like the accuracy.
Where did you come up with that?
A sandwich?
No, like, the Doritos on the sandwich?
Oh, garnish.
It's cool.
What's the town like?
It's an adequate place of residence.
What are you doing?
Okay, that's gross.
No, it's not.
Here, try one.
No, maybe another time.
So I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
Something supernatural.
Go on.
So late last night I was walking in front of my house,
and I was listening to some music on my headphones-
What kind of headphones?
I don't know, that's not important to the story-
Everything is important to the story.
Marshall cans.
What song?
Elton John.
What song?
"Tiny Dancer."
So I was listening to "Tiny Dancer"
on my Marshall headphones,
when all of a sudden the music cuts out.
And then I look up and the street lamps,
they're flashing, going crazy.
And then all the sudden they just stop.
Yeah, and then everything goes quiet.
The crickets and the birds, everything just stops.
And then right above me this series of lights
starts flashing, and it's like red and white,
and then splashes of blue.
Then as soon as it arrived, it just disappeared.
It just went whoosh.
It was gone.
Then what?
Then everything went back to normal.
So what's your take on it?
I know what that is.
Sounds like what you encountered is a Super Galaxy.
A Super Galaxy?
Is that some sort of alien technology?
A celestial disturbance?
An intersection between our world
and another parallel universe?
Nope.
A Lockheed C-5 Super Galaxy
is a large military transport aircraft.
Wait, what?
That's rude.
But the crickets went silent.
Crickets go silent when anything gets too close.
I know, this was different
because the lights were flickering.
Super Galaxies are equipped with a frequency jammer
that's similar to what the old sodium-vapor streetlights
work off of.
They need to be replaced.
I've gone to the city council about this several times,
and they're always like, "Ooh, those work just fine,"
and "Oh, we don't have the budget,"
or "Uh, don't stand on the podium," blah, blah, blah.
Okay, but then how do you explain the sequence of notes?
Sequence of notes?
Did I not tell you?
When the lights were flashing,
there was a sequence of notes that was playing.
Twice.
Can you remember these notes?
Yeah, probably.
Very well.
I have a piano in my workshop.
Meet me in the parking lot 10 minutes after the bell.
Okay.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
You ready?
Evan, what are you doing here?
What do you mean?
This is where Mom and Dad told us to meet them.
Okay, well, I'm not going home.
I have stuff to do.
What kind of stuff?
Secret stuff.
What kind of secret stuff?
Wow.
Crap; Evan, just don't say anything embarrassing.
All right, you ready to go?
Holy moly!
This is incredible!
Wait, sorry.
Who is this?
Evan Lean.
So your name is spelled Evan, and then an L,
and another Evan?
I think you're my hero.
Hey, kids.
Hey, hop in.
Some guy's listing a bunch of half-used cream paint buckets
for a dollar each.
We gotta go.
Oh, are we not going to my house?
Well, hello there.
Who might you be?
Well, that's a complicated question.
But for now, suffice it to say that I'm an astrologist,
junior SETI researcher, pog champion,
Smithsonian star cataloger, omnivore,
and proud member of the human race.
You can call me Calvin Kipler.
Teach me everything.
Me and Calvin are just working on a research project
at his house, so that's all.
End of story.
Sounds fun.
What's the project?
So it's a, um-
It's top secret.
Right, right.
Yeah, so we'll be at his house working on the project.
For school.
Well, all right.
That sounds like a plan.
All right, well, it was very nice to meet you all.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Live long and prosper.
Don't, don't, don't do that.
It's "Star Trek."
Bye.
So what do your parents do?
Oh, um, I actually live with my grandma.
Oh, no, no, no, I don't think she's home.
She, uh, she's a volunteer brain surgeon.
Cool grandma.
Yeah, so it's this way.
Shall we?
Right, the notes, yeah.
Totally.
What's wrong?
Nothing, I'm just trying to remember them.
Okay, uh...
Interesting.
This does feel otherworldly.
Did you take that photo?
Oh, yeah, that's from the night my parents disappeared.
What?
What happened?
It's a long story.
You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
I don't know.
I just feel like if I do,
you won't want to hang out with me anymore.
That's not true.
I'm listening.
Okay, well, October 21st, 2012 at 9:44 p.m.,
Jesper's Comet made its 10-year journey
back into Earth's orbit.
So my dad and I set up our homemade
camera telescope to photograph it
and my parents were never able to see it.
Where did they go?
They didn't go anywhere.
They were taken.
Taken?
Taken by who?
Aliens?
UFO spottings happen all along
Jesper's Comet's flight path.
See, it's all here.
And it's coming back, Jesper's Comet.
It'll make its 10-year appearance again in 41 days.
And if I'm right, which I am, they're coming back, too.
My parents are coming back for me.
Calvin, this is-
Please, don't say crazy, because it is all-
Incredible!
Calvin, this is incredible.
Really?
Yeah.
Can you tell me more about it?
Yeah, yeah.
And then he's telling me he's tracking this comet
because he thinks that the aliens that abducted his parents
are following it, and I'm like, "Why?" and he's like,
"Because so when it comes back, I'm gonna go with them."
Wow, this is fantastic.
Really?
Yeah, I mean, it's no Nobel Prize,
but I can see the title now:
"Delusional Pebble Falls High Schooler Thinks Parents
"Were Abducted by Aliens and He's Finna Get Abducted Too."
Well, I don't think he's delusional.
I think he's more, kind of like a sad,
like, pathetic little puppy, you know?
Right, sad and pathetic.
I love that.
No, I didn't say that.
I just mean he's like, I don't know, he's-
Crazy?
No, I mean, yeah but,
that one sounds a little bit insensitive.
You may be right.
There's an emotional heart to this story
that I think we're overlooking
because we're getting too wrapped up in the whole
spectacle of the alien abduction, you know?
This is a story of a boy looking for his parents.
And they just so happen to be abducted by aliens.
That's the hook.
But the heart of the story is the fact
that he's trying to find them.
Like if he finds them, he's completed,
he's great, he's amazing.
If not, well, like who even is he, you know?
Itsy?
Hello?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you keep on hanging out with Calvin
and I want as much information as possible, okay?
I'm talking photos, documentation, everything.
And then I'll write it into a readable format,
and we will be in NYC in no time.
Well, can I see what you've written so far?
This is a team effort, remember?
So I'll handle all the writing,
and you focus on our weird little friend, okay?
Sound good?
Sounds good.
Good.
Um, well I have to get to horseback riding lessons, so...
That's cool.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, I leave; okay.
Yeah, that's great.
You're cleared to enter.
Hey, cutie bug.
What's all this for?
These are photos for a article that me and Calvin
are working on for a summer program
at NYU's School of Journalism.
Wow, what's the article on?
We're leaning towards aliens.
You mean like, SETI, right?
What's SETI?
Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
Well, that sounds amazing-
Don't drink that.
Actually, go ahead.
By the way, your mom and I are gonna be
flying into the city to tie up some loose ends-
Whoo.
So we'd like for you to take care of each other
for the next few days.
You know, take Evan to school and whatnot.
Can I go?
Please, you guys know that I've been dying to go back!
You guys have school-
Yeah.
And it's more of a romantic weekend getaway, so,
no kids allowed.
So dinner's in 15.
Don't worry, sis.
I'll stay out of your way.
Probably.
Can you at least close the door?
Evan!
So when's the next time Jesper's Comet
is supposed to come back?
Approximately 38 days, seven hours, and 32 minutes.
And then what happens when it comes back?
Well, I will be there to greet them, duh.
But have you ever seen the aliens before?
Well, I have seen evidence of them.
But not them-them.
More or less.
Philips head?
More-more, or more-less?
Um, more-more.
How do you even know that this is safe,
trying to contact aliens and such?
It totally is.
Probably.
We'll see.
Not safe.
Now it's safe.
Wow do you even know they're still out there?
Well, when was the last time you saw your grandparents?
I don't know.
It's been a couple years.
Why?
Well, how do you know they're still out there?
Okay, that's not even the same thing,
and I can call my grandparents
to make sure that they're still there.
Yeah, so can I.
You can call aliens?
When? Where?
With what? With who?
Why? How?
How often? How come?
What took you so long?
My legs haven't fully developed yet.
Also, I'm not a very good bike rider.
So you were saying you can contact aliens by-
Wait, does this PB&J have mustard on it?
No.
Dang it.
Thank you.
What's going on?
Intercepting a signal.
Holy cow, this is happening!
How do you know when it's gonna-
Shhh.
Subway drive through, what can I get for you?
Hey, so we just ordered some sandwiches
but the PB&Js didn't come with mustard on them.
Hi, Calvin.
If you wanna swing by, we'll make another sandwich for you.
Awesome.
Thank you, Heidi.
I will see you soon.
Yeah.
Where's the bathroom?
Uh, second bush on your right.
Okay.
And you, follow me.
You could have called them.
Okay, but that was so much cooler.
So what's that?
It measures Earth's electromagnetic fields.
And then what's that button?
Broadcasts a warning to all networks in a 50-mile radius.
What's that?
That is an alarm signifying
that something has entered our atmosphere,
and we've got less than 30 seconds
to launch a counterattack.
Are you serious right now?
Are we about to die?
Why aren't you taking notes?
I don't know.
What am I supposed to write?
November 11th at 4:13 p.m.
Calvin proves he is the smartest, coolest person
that Itsy knows.
I'm gonna kill you.
That was evil.
"OMG, are we gonna, like, die right now?"
That's not what I said.
Hey, what's the-
You're not funny.
Hey Calvin, I didn't know which one was the pee bush,
so I peed a little on all of them...
What's going on here?
- Nothing. - Nothing, what?
Nothing.
- What? - Nothing.
So, who wants to talk to some aliens?
Yes. When?
Right now.
Anything?
Nope.
Don't probe me!
I'm sensitive!
Hello?
Hello, is anybody there?
This is Calvin Kipler speaking.
Hello.
Dang it.
What?
We just missed it.
Going to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
Oh, no, no, no.
You can't go in there.
Calvin, I'm not gonna pee in a bush.
Just let me go inside.
But, my grandma's sleeping.
Naked.
And she sleepwalks.
Your grandma doesn't actually live with you, does she?
No.
Then where is she?
Well, that depends on if you believe in an afterlife
and that sort of thing.
Shoot.
Calvin, I'm really sorry.
When did she pass?
Couple years back.
But she knew if we didn't keep it a secret,
that once she died they'd put me in a foster home
and then I couldn't keep looking for my parents.
So, she taught me how to pay the bills
and take care of myself,
and I have been doing that ever since.
You've been on your own all these years?
Yeah well, there's nothin' new about that.
So um, the bathroom is in on the,
on your right.
Um, yeah, the bathroom.
Yes.
Wait!
Look, make a wish.
I didn't think you'd do that, too.
I thought you'd just say there's no point in wishing on it.
Yeah, well, shooting stars are basically
just metallic particles with gases like hydrogen and helium,
but I've spent so much time looking at the sky
I figure if one in a million grant my wish,
I'm already halfway there.
You know, my dad said the light from each one of those stars
took millions and-
Millions of years to get to us.
I mean, just think of what it was like here
when that light was first sent out.
You mean, like dinosaurs?
Oh much, much before dinosaurs, kiddo.
Most likely just noxious gas and raw elements.
But it's possible that some of that starlight was sent out
when the earth was just bits of stardust, too.
Back when the universe was brand new, and cold,
and just starting to form itself.
How awesome is that?
And who knows, maybe there's an alien dad and alien kid
out there looking at us, too.
You think?
Only one way to find out.
Hello out there!
My name is Cyrus!
And this is my alien son, Calvin!
Hello out there, aliens.
Oh, you gotta be louder than that.
They can't hear that.
Hello out there!
Hello, can you hear us?
Hello, nice to meet you, alien buddies!
Hello, aliens!
Hello!
Good job, young man.
♪ When you see us ♪
♪ We'll be shooting stars ♪ runnin' down the boulevard ♪
♪ We'll be us ♪
♪ Will you come out and play ♪
♪ Will you do this every day ♪
♪ Come with us ♪
♪ 'Cause everything is ours ♪
♪ Yeah, we get the fire started ♪
♪ We will be the spark ♪
♪ In every chosen heart ♪
♪ Light up like the moon ♪
♪ You will feel it soon ♪
Nice.
This is a gold mine!
I love it.
This is perfect.
I think this is finally enough to finish our article.
Really?
You think that's enough?
Yeah, I mean, he is a crazy person.
Forget the UFOs, the peanut butter and jelly and mustard,
that is enough for the kid to be an outcast.
For his own sake, I hope Jasper's Comet does come to town.
It's Jesper.
Okay, whatever.
Still going to be a great article,
and NYU's going to love it.
I just, I don't know.
I feel like we need a different title.
You know, maybe like,
"Aliens Aren't the Weirdest Thing in Pebble Falls."
Yeah, no, I...
Or "Pebble-Brained in Pebble Falls?"
Oh, wait, no, no, no, I have it.
"Bit Space Delusions, Small-Town Dope."
But he's not an idiot.
What?
I said, he's not an idiot.
He's actually really, really smart.
I mean, look at this stuff.
Telescopes, radiation detector, magnometers,
and he made all of it from scratch.
If anything, he's the smartest person in this stupid town.
And yeah, his story's a little bit far-fetched,
but he's fighting for something, and he has goals, and...
he has a good heart.
I think I know what our title should be.
"City Girl Falls for Village Idiot."
I'm not falling for him.
Oh, really?
Then do you believe him?
Do you believe his parents were abducted by aliens?
No, of course not.
Are you sure?
I think I'm gonna go.
Don't publish the article yet.
Talk to you later.
Calvin?
Yeah?
Um, you know, I was, I was kinda just thinking.
What if your parents weren't abducted by aliens?
Well, that is impossible because I saw it.
I get that, but it was a really long time ago.
And you were really young, and kids have a hard time
remembering traumatic things like-
Like their parents being abducted by aliens?
Like their parents abandoning them.
My parents didn't abandon me, Itsy.
I can prove it.
'Kay, December 5th, 2016.
The star called Nimbus in the constellation Andromeda
blinked the morse code for P-N-C-A-K-S.
What am I missing here?
It's pancakes.
Duh, I mean, my dad made pancakes
the very morning he disappeared.
It's obviously a message from them
telling me that they're still out there.
Calvin, I think you need real evidence of a UFO.
Okay, well I do have, like, photographic memory.
I have photographic memory.
It's very rare.
Self-diagnosed.
But I have plenty of pictures of the comet
in here somewhere.
Are these them?
Hmm?
Is this your parents?
Yeah, yeah, that is.
Now, where is it?
Ah, okay.
See, here it is.
Okay, but this is only the 8-millimeter preview
of the original 35-millimeter film,
so it's like one sixth the original scale.
One fourth.
For a genius, you are so bad at fractions.
Okay.
See, okay, but it's there.
Right there.
Yeah, it's kinda hard to see.
Why don't you develop it?
I mean, there's an old photo shop back in town,
but it closed down a couple years ago.
I already know it's there, so like, what's the point?
Why don't I just take this
and I'll put it in my next batch of film to be developed.
Yeah, sure.
Anyways, I was thinking it's a good idea
to start applying to some schools for the fall.
I'm not going to college.
What do you mean?
You'd probably get a really good scholarship somewhere
like MIT or NYU.
I'm not going to college
because I don't plan on being on this planet,
not because I don't think I could get in.
You really think they're still out there?
Yeah, I do.
Oh my gosh.
Calvin.
Since the discovery of the solar system,
mankind has-
Hey, where are you going?
By the endless possibilities-
Camping with Calvin.
Um, take the bus to school, okay?
And here is the money that Mom and Dad gave me for food.
Order whatever you want for dinner.
Triple pepperoni pizza?
I don't care.
Bye.
Camping in the winter?
Point of experimentation.
Get in.
What?
Get in, we're going on a road trip.
Road trip?
But I was about to oxidize my moon boots.
Well, I recently made a discovery
regarding our top-secret project.
Really?
What is it?
Well, obviously, I can't say.
Somebody could be listening.
Time is of the essence,
and we need to be in Billings, Montana by this weekend.
Wait, but the orbit isn't happ-
Your discovery needs to be discovered this weekend?
Yes, but it's fine.
We'll be back in time for the comet.
So are you in or not?
I'm gonna go grab my space suit.
Any music requests?
Oh, Super Space Talk Radio with Hank Fujiwara,
episode 429.
Why 429?
'Cause I love that one.
So good.
I'm Hank Fujiwara.
You may remember me from my other podcast,
"Inner Space with Hank Fujiwara."
Today's episode-
it's a real doozy.
What was that?
It's probably just something tipping over in the back.
Ever heard about space-time?
Not space time-
Ooh, but I love this part.
See, Hank's theory is that time
functions differently in space.
And he's got this crazy idea where if you were to
go into space with the, like, space continuum,
it kind of builds up.
It's interesting .
You've seen "Toy Story"
which I'm sure that you all have.
Oh, I brought some snacks.
Oreos and-
Orange juice.
You're joking.
Just try one.
This is gonna ruin Oreos for me.
Uh uh.
It's gonna blow your mind.
Now, in space-
Well?
Mm hm!
Yes!
Whoa!
The problem is that-
They're good, right?
There it was again.
Is there anything?
No, nothing.
Slinky Dog's caboose, and hits you all at once.
If there's some sort (fades out).
Unable to move faster than .
Geez, hungry much?
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, you wanna hand 'em over?
I just gave them to you.
I'm gonna strangle you, you idiot!
Don't kill me!
Calvin save me!
Taking him back would be a 6-hour round trip.
We could put him on a bus.
He'd probably just get off at the next stop
and get on one headed our direction.
How?
He doesn't even know where we're going.
Billings, Montana.
Shut up, Evan.
See, I think we gotta take him with us.
No.
What do you wanna do?
Leave him tied up on the side of the road?
We'll leave him with water.
Mom and Dad said you were supposed to take care of me
while they were gone.
Unless you want me to tell them you left me at home alone.
Poor little old Evan.
Fine, under one condition.
You obey all orders, you do everything I ask,
and you don't annoy me or else I'm ditching you.
That's like three conditions-
Evan!
Okay, deal.
All right, well, we should probably hit the road.
Ooh, can I have shotgun?
No!
Ooh, should we put some tunes on?
Are these salt and vinegar chips?
They look del...
Fine.
I farted.
Oh!
Oh, that one's bad.
Oh, that's bad.
Geez, Evan.
Oh, oh!
You were asking for it.
Geez, my eyes can smell it.
Still no service.
Okay, well, there should be a map
in the glove compartment.
I don't know how to use this.
Of course you don't.
You have it upside down, by the way.
Okay.
This is where you almost left me for dead
on the side of the highway.
This is where we saw that dead possum.
This about where we should be, right there.
learn it.
Fine, you can be in charge of the map then.
Ah, much better.
Again?
♪ Feel the room get colder ♪
♪ You can rest your head on my shoulder ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been waiting forever ♪
♪ Waiting on this to start ♪
♪ Can you lend me your hand ♪
♪ I'm a little too faint of heart ♪
♪ Little too faint of heart ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Little too faint of heart ♪
Dinner time.
Awesome, thanks, Itsy.
'Kay, who wants to tell a campfire story?
I'll start.
This is the story of Daniel and the hungry beaver.
So Daniel was out fishing, and he saw a beaver.
He took it home-
I think I'm gonna grab some firewood.
Okay.
He was out fishing and he found a beaver
who was always hungry.
He took him home and-
I think I'm gonna go help Itsy.
Okay.
I'll just stay by the fire.
Guarding it.
From water.
Guess I'll just continue the story by myself.
Hey.
Um, are you having fun?
Oh, yeah, I love collecting wood.
No, I mean on this trip in general.
Oh, of course, um...
Are you?
Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.
Um, hey, Itsy.
There was something I wanted to say to you,
and I'm sure you can already tell.
But I'm not really somebody that has a lot of friends.
People kinda think I'm weird.
You're not weird.
No, I am.
But I like that part of me, you know?
Just makes it difficult for other people to really like me.
I found it really easy to like you.
Really?
Yeah.
I find it really easy.
To really like you.
I um...
I really like you, too.
I-I wanna ask you something.
What is it?
Well, I was wondering.
Itsy, may I have your consent?
My consent?
Yeah, to like, you know...
Geez, Calvin, I don't think we're ready for that.
Right, I'm sorry.
Kissing's a huge step, and we should really take that slow.
Hold on.
You were asking for my consent just to kiss me?
Of course.
I mean, consent is really important.
Well, in that case, of course you can kiss me.
Really?
Thank you.
Um, it's an honor.
I, um...
Okay.
Well, if I may.
How much frickin' firewood are you guys getting?
Oh, oh, oops.
Oh, is that firewood?
I think I'll go investigate.
Um, anyways.
Hey, my foot is stuck.
I stepped in something squishy.
It might be dead, but it is most certainly squishy.
He'll be fine.
Okay.
Ouch, that hurt!
Okay, it bit me!
I need to see a doctor.
Okay, well, we should probably go help him.
Yeah.
I think it's licking me.
Larry, the Hungry.
This kid is always hungry.
I'm starving.
I could eat a cow, horse-
Or Oreos.
Guys, there's an old tire someone left here.
When are we gonna get there?
There it is right there.
Yes!
You know, we've seen seven deer on the side of the road.
Only seven?
We've been driving for so long.
I know.
Hey, gotta keep track of something.
They sell moose here?
Gross.
'Kay, so we're having lunch here
and then are we almost there?
Actually, we're here.
This is the last place.
Welcome, guys.
Anything I can get you started with?
Mom?
Calvin?
Hey.
So um, how's Cyrus doing?
You mean, Dad?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's probably weird for me to ask.
I was just curious.
You don't have to answer.
He knows that you're here at least, right?
No, he doesn't because-
Oh, Calvin, he must be worried sick!
No, he's not-
Hey, no, you need to call him.
I um
I can't.
Okay, why can't you?
'Cause I don't know where he is.
I haven't seen him since that night that you guys, um...
That, that, that night what?
Ms. Kipler, um, from what Calvin's told me,
he believes that you and Cyrus disappeared 10 years ago.
Disappeared?
What do you mean?
He thought,
he thinks...
What?
What does he think?
Someone please explain to me what's going on.
No, wait.
You need to explain.
Where have you been?
Oh, geez.
Where haven't I been?
I've been all over.
But I, I saw it.
I saw it.
Saw what?
What did you see?
I thought both of you both were abducted.
Abducted?
By aliens, or something?
No.
No, Calvin, that's not at all what happened?
Your father and I were separating.
We were,
we were getting a divorce.
He was supposed to explain all of that to you.
Vera, Vera, slow down.
Come on.
Come inside and let's sit down and talk about this.
No.
No, Cy.
If I don't do this now,
it'll just be another thing that I never did,
and I can't, I can't do this.
I know we had so many plans.
And living in a broken-down house in the middle of nowhere
was not one them.
Cy, I don't know what happened to us.
We became a family, Vera.
That's what happened to us.
Vera, please.
I'll let you go.
I promise I will.
At least say goodbye to him.
You know I can't do that.
Why?
Because if I do that then I will never leave.
Well then maybe you shouldn't.
We can figure it out.
Just tell me what to do, anything.
Just tell me what you need.
Tell Calvin I'm sorry.
Why did you leave?
Uh,
I don't know, Calvin.
I just...
No.
No, 'cause you need a reason.
Did you need to go somewhere?
Did something happen?
Did I do something wrong?
Did I make you mad?
No, no, no!
You were good.
You did nothing .
You did nothing wrong.
You're really
a great kid.
Great kid.
I think that I just,
listen, I think that I wasn't meant to be a mom.
At least not a very good one, obviously.
No, no, no, 'cause you were to me.
You were.
You were my mom.
The truth is that I left because
when your father and I married, I was so young,
and I barely knew who I was.
And once I figured it out, I was just so desperate
to get out of that little town and see the world,
and it felt like life was out there.
And I was so scared that I was gonna miss it,
that I was going to give up anything.
Give up anything, yeah.
You mean me.
No.
Don't say it like that.
No, I wanted to come back.
But the thought of facing you
and your dad.
How could I after I left you?
So just easier to let it go, you know,
like water under the bridge.
So you can understand that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's easier just to forget I exist.
I get it.
No.
Calvin, you're taking all of this the wrong way.
I'm saying that all of this is behind us.
We can be friends now.
I don't wanna to be your friend.
I wanted to be your son.
So, let's go.
I'm Hank Fujiwara.
You may remember me from my other podcast.
See you later, Calvin.
See you, buddy.
Well, thank you for the road trip.
It was, um,
well, thank you.
Calvin, I'm sorry.
I didn't know what I expected your mom to be like-
It's no big deal.
It's not like it was your fault, or anything.
Well, actually, I've been meaning to tell you that
me and Heather, we start-
Well, I gotta get going.
See you at school tomorrow.
Good night.
We're back!
What's up, Cal?
It's so good to see you!
You too.
Calvin was here?
Yeah.
You ready for bed?
No, I gotta hear all the stories.
All the stories?
Yeah, every single story,
and that thing about Daniel
and the hungry beaver named Larry, part two.
There she is!
Heather, what's going on?
OMG, that's right, you played hooky on Friday.
We won.
New York City, here we come.
Heather, why would you turn this in?
'Cause that was the plan?
What?
Calvin.
Calvin, I'm sorry.
Calvin, I can explain, I promise.
Calvin, can you wait?
Calvin, stop.
Calvin, wait, serious-
Was it before or after?
What do you mean?
Did you start writing that paper before or after our trip?
Before-
Was it before or after you told me
you wanted to be my friend?
Before.
Was it before or after you told me you liked me?
Before.
So all of that
was just to get out of this stupid town, right?
Calvin, I didn't know you like I know you now.
Yeah well, my mom knew me too,
and that is exactly what she did.
I wouldn't do that.
Oh hey, Calvin, any word from E.T.
on how Mom and Dad are doing?
I heard probing was a thing.
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
I saw it on the SYFY channel.
No, his mom wasn't abducted.
We found her this weekend in Montana.
Oh.
So she just ran out?
No, I mean-
Well, you were right, Itsy.
Isn't that what you said?
You said that he was so sad and pathetic, right?
Aww, look, he's so sad now.
Hey, maybe Mommy will kiss it better
if she hasn't run off again.
What is wrong with you?
No!
You're such a jerk, Heather!
Get off me!
Fight, fight, fight!
Come at me, you mongrels!
You're not ready!
I'm built different!
That's my sister!
Get off me!
Help me!
I've been waiting a long time to do this!
So I take one out, give the ol'
and then the other one comes at me like aahh,
and then I'm like, so I'm like "Today's my lucky day."
Okay, okay, we get it, honey.
I mean, we're just lucky
they didn't suspend the both of you.
Yeah, speaking of which,
I was thinking we ground you guys for like, 2 days.
Oh, our first grounding.
How fun.
We can make you guys pull weeds, or something.
Sand the banisters?
I've got some ottomans that need to be reupholstered.
You can do that, too.
Ooh, exciting.
I have no clue what that means, whatsoever.
Hey, you remember that you're grounded, right?
Just be back before dinner.
I guess.
♪ We could be together like a clock ♪
♪ Take our time and make it ours ♪
♪ We could be something they're not ♪
♪ But all my friends, they keep asking ♪
♪ "How do you spend, all ♪ your days by her side" ♪
♪ And I just said, "I ♪ love her 'til I die" ♪
♪ Your friends they keep asking ♪
♪ Do you want to spend all ♪ your years by his side ♪
♪ And you just said, "I ♪ will never say goodbye" ♪
Honey, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
Dinner.
You can just leave it.
These from Calvin's shed?
Yeah, he was tracking this comet,
the one he believed that the UFO
that took his parents were following.
'Til I blew it all up.
That was pretty uncool of you.
But he still deserved to know
that his mom was still out there,
even if she was a total jerk.
What are these?
Those were taken the night his parents left,
and he didn't have a way to develop them, so I did.
What this, though?
I just told you.
No, this, right here.
Is that a UFO?
That's a UFO?
Shh!
It's tonight.
Huh?
That's why he's not at the shed.
Jesper's Comet flies over tonight!
How many times do I have to say orienteering
before you listen to me?
With these coordinates measuring for travel time,
huh, the comet path should be right here,
but it looks like he mixed up the 1/3 and 1/4 mile marker
and went to a spot 2 miles south.
You are a genius!
Freakin' fractions.
Oh, man.
Unless we tell him, he's gonna miss the comet.
You forget, we're grounded.
You forget that I'm very clever.
Hello, Mother and Father.
I'm just going to the kitchen for sustenance.
Oh, no!
I've broken something.
Gasp! I think it's Mother's favorite tea mug!
Better not be!
Never mind.
I think it's Dad's entire shot glass collection
from Venezuela.
If you mean Nicaragua, I'm gonna be really upset.
Hold it right there, missy.
I'm guessing your brother orchestrated that whole thing
as a distraction so you could sneak out?
Mm hm.
And you're going to go find Calvin?
Mm hm.
Then you should probably take my car.
Wait, you'll need this.
It's dark out there.
You guys are okay with this?
Ah, you can be grounded some other time.
Maybe next Thursday.
Go get 'em, kiddo.
Love you guys.
Love you.
♪ I caught a glimpse of you tonight ♪
♪ movin' like a satellite ♪
♪ And not to be dramatic but ♪ my heartbeat was erratic ♪
♪ Then my radio went static ♪ and it felt like magic ♪
♪ And I couldn't even move my eyes ♪
♪ They were locked, paralyzed ♪
♪ Now everybody thinks I'm crazy ♪
♪ You made everything feel hazy ♪
Calvin!
♪ You are my UFO ♪
Calvin!
♪ Like a flash of bright lights ♪ in the middle of the night ♪
♪ You are my UFO ♪
♪ Take my breath away ♪
Calvin!
♪ Yeah, you make me levitate ♪
Calvin!
♪ You are my UFO ♪
♪ I was a doubter 'til ♪ the close encounter ♪
Calvin!
♪ And now I know that ♪ you're somewhere out there ♪
Calvin!
♪ And I'm not alone ♪
♪ You are my UFO ♪
Itsy?
Calvin.
Calvin, I am so sorry about everything.
I shouldn't have written that article about you,
and I shouldn't have said those things,
and you were right about everything
except your mom being abducted, who just turned out to be
a total jerk-
Itsy.
And I'm sorry, I was just focused on trying
to get back to my old life, so I was self-centered,
and selfish, and a jerk!
Itsy.
You're right.
You don't have to agree that quickly.
No, no, what I mean is I've realized
I've spent so much time thinking about leaving this planet,
I haven't thought about what I'd do if I stayed.
So I came here to say goodbye.
Not to Earth, but to my dad.
I have to move on.
I can't keep pretending like he's coming back for me,
or that UFOs exist-
No, but they do exist!
Calvin, you were right about the UFOs,
but you were wrong about the location.
We're supposed to be two miles that way.
You might be a genius,
but you're still horrible at fractions.
I was right?
You were right.
My dad was abducted by aliens?
Your dad was totally abducted by aliens!
We've got 23 minutes.
Okay, we need to go.
This way; let's go.
♪ You are my UFO ♪
♪ Like a flash of bright lights ♪ in the middle of the night ♪
♪ You are, you are ♪
♪ You are my UFO ♪
Did we make it on time?
We made it.
Okay, it's coming.
It's coming.
There it is!
It's so beautiful.
Okay, okay, get ready.
Calvin?
I really thought he was coming.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I think I'm finally okay.
I've got everything I need right here.
Let's go home.
Calvin, look.
Pardon?
Nice to meet you, buddy.
Oh, yeah, it's nice to meet you too, buddy.
Calvin?
Dad?
Dad!
Oh, Calvin.
I can't believe you're here.
Me?
I can't believe that you're here.
And look at you.
You're huge!
Look at you!
You look, the exact same.
Yeah, it's crazy, right?
Yeah, there's something about chasing Jesper's Comet
that stops you from aging.
You know, I've been up in space for 109 years.
Wait, so how many earth years have passed since I left?
You've been gone for 10 years, Dad.
Oh, I'm so sorry, son.
Look, I've been trying to reach you since the moment I left.
Did you get my message about pancakes?
I knew that was you.
Well, I'm here now.
Calvin?
Who's this?
Hi, I'm Itsy.
Oh, hi, Itsy.
I'm Cyrus, Calvin's dad.
Are you, uh...
Well, it's um...
I'm his girlfriend.
I see, all right.
Hmm.
Well, it's very nice to meet you, Itsy.
Nice to meet buddy.
Wait, Dad, your hair.
You're getting older.
Oh no.
I was afraid this would happen.
What's going on?
Time is catching up to me.
That 109 years I spent in space
must be affecting me all at once.
Okay.
What are they saying?
Well, the bad news is uh...
You can't stay.
Well, no.
I can.
I've come all this way to see you.
I'm staying here.
Dad, you've aged 20 years in five minutes.
Another 15 and you'll have aged 60 years and probably die.
You need to go.
All right.
Give me a second.
Okay, great news.
They said that you guys can come with us.
Yeah, but we need to leave ASAP, all right.
These guys are kind of obsessed with chasing Jesper's Comet
because they think the tail tastes like cotton candy.
By the way, it's very good.
Cotton candy?
Yeah.
But the tails of comets are mostly made up
of ionized gases and metallic microparticles.
Oh, my sweet, sweet boy.
There's so much for you to learn.
Oh, there's the departure bell.
Come on, let's go.
We better go.
Calvin.
I can't leave.
My family's here.
But my dad.
I know.
You go.
Calvin?
Come on.
Dad, I, I...
Yeah, it's okay.
I understand.
Just know I'll be up there looking down on you.
Oh, I'm so proud of you, Son.
So proud of you.
Love you, kiddo.
Love you, too, Dad.
And hey, the comet will be making
its way back around to Earth every 10 years.
Maybe one day you guys will change your minds
and wanna come with us.
Wait, look.
Make a wish, Calvin.
Well, um, if now is a good time.
I'd like to ask for your consent to-
Wow.
What?
I just didn't expect for my wish to come true so soon.
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Know that you're never alone ♪
♪ You're forever in my heart ♪
♪ And the moments you need me ♪
♪ No distance could keep me ♪
♪ I will be wherever you are ♪
♪ You could be all the ♪ way across the ocean ♪
♪ You might just feel a ♪ million miles from me ♪
♪ It don't matter, baby ♪ I'll come running ♪
♪ Oh, I will do anything to make you see ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Know that you're never alone ♪
♪ You're forever in my heart ♪
♪ And the moments you need me ♪
♪ No distance could keep me ♪
♪ I will be wherever you are ♪
♪ When you find pain ♪
♪ When you fall down ♪
♪ When you hit harder times ♪
♪ Just call my name ♪
♪ I'll always be right by your side ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Know that you're never ♪ alone, never alone ♪
♪ You're forever in my heart ♪
♪ Forever in my heart ♪
♪ And the moments you need me ♪
♪ No distance could keep me ♪
♪ Could keep me ♪
♪ I will be wherever you are ♪
♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪
♪ Wherever you go ♪
♪ Know that you're never alone ♪
♪ You're never alone ♪
♪ You're forever in my heart ♪
♪ Oh, forever in my heart ♪
♪ And the moments you need me ♪
♪ And the moments ♪
♪ No distance could keep me ♪
♪ I will be wherever you are ♪
♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪
♪ Wherever you are ♪
♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪
♪ I'll be ♪
♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪
♪ Wherever you, wherever you are ♪