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[organ music plays]
Oh, no.
Oh, this is not it.
[sighs]
All right, time for plan B.
[phone notification]
All right, boys. Let's get this place set up.
[Latin hip-hop plays]
[cheering]
Sheila Mother-fing E.
Thank you, ladies.
Okay, everybody, settle down. Settle down.
Welcome. We're gathered here today to lay 2021 to rest.
Yes!
And I'll be honest, guys,
I started out this year feeling very hopeful.
I had a whole vision board party.
I had on there that Drake would finally answer my DMs.
Yes!
2021, you literally had one job:
don't be 2020.
Yes!
But in the end, 2021 was less of a new year
and more of a 2020 variant.
But we're not here to mourn.
Because I am declaring that this right here, this,
is a celebration.
- Woo! - [cheering]
Woo!
Megan, hey, so, we talked about this.
- Can you... [clicks tongue] - Oh.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
I was, oh! Sat on my purse.
[laughing]
Scoot over, dude.
Where was I?
Yes, outside, things were starting to slowly open up.
And then bam, we got hit with the Delta variant.
And I was like, oh my God, what's next?
The AKA variant?
I've seen "Stomp the Yard," okay?
[cheering]
White people, I am referring to a movie about
a historically Black college.
Also, two historically Black sororities.
We see you, Kamala Harris.
[cheering]
2021, you were quite a year.
You know, one day, we were doing crossword puzzles,
listening to meditation apps and teaching ourselves
how to convert a closet into an office by
following along on a TikTok video.
That was very informational.
Then suddenly, y'all, game changer.
The vaccine was available and we all got vaccinated
and the pandemic ended!
[laughing]
It's so funny because it's not true!
But this year, we never quite actually knew where we stood
with the pandemic.
2021 played with my emotions so much,
I thought we were dating.
'Cause at first we was cool, like, oh my gosh,
you do like me, stop.
And then it was like, wait, you don't want to put a label on it.
What do you mean we're just friends?
Like, am I ever going to get a ring?
I'm asking so many questions.
Is this why I'm still single?
Because one thing I am ready to leave behind
in 2021 is being single,
because look at me!
[cheering]
What a girl got to do to get a date?
Okay?
Hey, Drake if you're listening, I am great with kids.
Somebody toss me a baby, come on, quick.
But at the end of the day, okay, at the end of the day,
2021 was not a total bust.
So tonight, I have gathered some of the funniest women
to help me celebrate 2021 for all that it gave,
for all that it tried to give,
and for all that it would have given
if everybody just got vaccinated.
By saying our goodbyes to it.
So to start things off for us, here is the one, the only,
Chelsea Peretti.
[cheering]
Thank you, Yvonne.
Dearly beloved gathered mourners of so many
different important topics,
tonight I'm here to say goodbye to a very special
proprietary video conferencing software program
whose name incidentally rhymes with tomb.
Womb?
That's right, gang. Zoom.
Oh, yeah.
The best part about Zoom was
it gave us the opportunity to work no matter what.
It allowed us to work when we were sick.
- Mm-hmm. - Right.
Distraught. When our children were in grave danger,
we could still work.
Thanks for that, Zoom.
[sobs]
Thank you.
Zoom, because of you no longer were our homes
a little safe zone we could return to
after a long day at the office.
It was just all one big office.
Zoom, you gifted us tropical beach backgrounds
that covered up our putrid piles of laundry.
Mm-hmm.
Graciously masking our unsustainable lifestyles
so we could continue to be efficient cogs
in the wheels of capitalism.
All this with just the click of a button.
I was clicking my button last night.
- [gasping] - You will not do this today.
- Not today. - I'm not doing anything.
To me you're just a little dark cloud...
Please don't make ice noise while I'm talking.
I'm sorry little brat, I think
Zoom's going to be around for a long time.
Don't you say that!
Oh, Zoom!
Without you how will I make eye contact
with a bunch of people that I can instantly tell
aren't going to do business with me
and make it last for an hour?
Without you, how can I avoid in-person socializing?
Um, I'm sorry, I thought you liked
our backyard masked hangouts.
Oh, Stephanie, you innocent lamb.
Baa.
That's because you don't drink coffee compulsively.
My breath is not mask friendly.
I brought a quote.
"It's so hard to say goodbye."
Boyz II Men.
And they were right.
Goodbye to fixating on my own dumb face
while pretending to listen to 10 people drone on endlessly.
That's what I'm talking about.
And now, in Zoom's honor,
let's do a moment of frozen silence.
I'm going to count you in.
One, two...
That was special.
It be like that, it be like that.
And now the awkward Zoom goodbyes.
Bye everyone. Bye, great meeting.
I loved what you said. Okay, bye.
Leave meeting, leave meeting.
Where's the red button? Where's the red button?
[Latin music plays]
[cheering]
Now her name may mean something sweet,
but she hella spicy.
Dulce Sloan, everybody.
[cheering]
Hello.
Hello. Mmm.
[cheering]
Friends, I do, I did, I will.
Yeah!
Greetings, mourners.
This was the year we, as a society,
collectively said goodbye to being an asshole!
[cheering]
Now, there's so many ways to be an asshole.
Being a milky white Karen, screaming on the floor
of a Victoria's Secret like your mother didn't raise you.
To being a happy go lucky talk show host
who danced to a very different tune
behind closed doors, and yet, still off beat.
Oh!
And executive producing Jeopardy just to name himself the host.
Quick clue, it was not Levar Burton.
We love him.
For the longest time, these assholes were allowed
to hide in plain sight.
They harassed.
- [crowd] Mmm! - Berated!
And acted as conservators of their daughter's estates.
Free Britney!
[cheering]
Uh-uh, girl, the podcast already freed her.
My tweet freed her!
Our tweeting freed her!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
But after this year the receipts came out
like cancellation confetti.
A reckoning happened,
and being an asshole has gone to that great
NDA in the sky.
Yep, yep.
But for some reason, our tolerance for them disappeared.
And I can't exactly put my finger on why.
Actually, I can.
We got stuck inside again!
We got stuck inside.
And there was no hope.
And we lost it.
And everybody snapped, we snapped.
I snapped like Snap, crackle, pop.
We gone! We snapped!
And we needed to direct our rage and frustration
at something tangible to restore some justice
in an unjust world.
And assholes are right there for the mass public shaming.
Uh, Lynae, what is the expression
you're always using on Instagram?
I'ma keep it Black, but I'ma keep it brief.
Ah, that's the one, okay. That one.
Now, you can't get away with shit anymore.
Because right now everyone is carrying around
the most powerful weapon on earth.
A hydrogen bomb.
What?
No, friend. A smart phone.
Oh.
Now, listen, you can't be rude to a hostess at a restaurant
and not think she's going to go viral on TikTok
telling the world about it.
You can't go on stage and be flat out homophobic.
No.
And you can't be a movie star
and privately tell women you want to cannibalize them.
You cannot have your pussy and eat it, too.
[cheering]
For the rich, powerful assholes,
there'll always be public apology tours
and a Notes app mea culpa.
And eventually, that asshole will join The View.
Oh!
Or be on "Dancing with the Stars."
Or show their dick that no one wants to see
to a bunch of aspiring comics
and sell out entire theaters in Boston and Chicago
a few years later.
[gasping]
Yo.
You know what?
I gotta get canceled.
Mm-mm.
I've been playing this all wrong.
I got to get canceled!
And I know exactly what to say.
Uh-huh.
All [bleep] are [bleep].
[gasping]
No!
And that's why you can't [bleep] mangy [bleep]
to the [bleep] [bleep]
which is why I [bleep]
Ha ha!
Oh...
Dulce, Dulce, hey.
I just got off the phone with Hollywood.
This is my agent. What's up, darling?
You're the next James Bond.
Ah! Look at Jesus.
Let's go.
[cheering]
[James Bond theme plays]
Look at Jesus! Won't he do it!
- I got canceled. - Can you do a British accent?
[British accent] Oh, yeah, I can do a British accent.
She can do a British accent.
Chip, chip, cheerio, come get these towels.
We're doing this all wrong.
Wow.
All right, y'all, get ready, and I do mean prepare yourselves,
because anything can happen when Megan Stalter takes the stage.
Megan?
[cheering]
I'm just gonna touch up my face.
My magic 8-ball.
Just a second.
Okay.
Um... hi, yucky bitches.
Kidding.
You're all nice.
Well, most of you.
Um... anyways, we are gathered here
to bid farewell to our sweaty, beautiful
drunk friends with benefits, Hot Vaxx Summer.
[cheering]
And if you don't know what I mean by Hot Vaxx Summer,
you may know her by her Christian name,
Slut Girl Summer.
Whatever you call her, she was our horny little season
that could get it in and get it down.
Reverse cowgirl style.
Wine me, dine me, 39 me.
Which is like 69,
but... shorter with longer tongue.
And a shorter time.
That makes sense.
Anyways, even though she only lived for a brief sticky season,
Hot Vaxx Summer gave me a lifetime of memories
and unidentifiable phone numbers.
Like hot accountant with hair.
Spooky Michael, he was fun.
Woman who looks like Susan Sarandon, but mean.
She wasn't mean, but she looked mean.
It was hot. It was really hot.
You don't have any idea where this will fit.
Let's just say that.
Dizzy just thinking about her.
Anyway, when I think about Hot Vaxx Summer,
I'm reminded of her most important lesson:
sure, you can be vaccinated against Corona virus,
but you cannot get vaccinated against HPV.
Oh, actually, you can.
I love that energy, girl.
No, Meg, there's a real HPV vaccine.
Love your spirit, biotch.
She don't even know me.
Anyways, Hot Vaxx Summer is survived by
Force Fiancé Fall.
The only comfort I derive from this is
how fitting it is that in her final act,
Hot Vaxx Summer is getting laid... to rest.
Love you, cunt.
My God!
- [piano plays] - Thank you.
Woo-ooo!
That was... very Megan.
Oh.
All right.
And now we are going to hear from someone very special.
Guys, she's a little nervous,
so please join me in giving a very warm welcome
to the extremely funny Aparna Nancherla.
[cheering]
Girl, I have got to take this off.
I can't look like this, hold on.
- I hear you. Let me put it up. - Thank you.
[cheering]
Hi.
Hello.
Salutations.
So, um... anyone here from out of town?
No crowd work!
Okay, I was just trying to connect to my fellow humans.
Well, I'm here to say goodbye to the hermit life.
[applause]
This was the year we took off the quarantine sweatpants
and put on the socializing sweatpants.
Which are in fact the same pants.
They were.
It's all about intent. Like money laundering, you know?
I remember when my hermit life all began.
I was watching TV, one of my many friends who is a screen,
and, uh... it suddenly blared,
"Breaking news! The CDC recommends
everyone stay inside indefinitely.
Yes, we will continue to be this ominous and vague."
You know, with my bubbly personality,
pathological addiction to drama,
and cocaine filled social calendar,
this was a big sacrifice for me.
But like millions of others, I answered the call of duty,
even though I prefer texts, I've made that very clear.
I immediately adopted two small hangry cats.
I always bought a Himalayan salt lamp.
No, I still don't know what it does,
and yes, I have licked it more than once.
I organized all my mystery cords.
I advised my therapist on jazzing up her background.
I stayed in shape by doing the same workout
as Jennifer Lopez's character in the movie "Enough."
Being a hermit was a natural fit for me.
Actually, did you know the word hermit
comes from the Greek word, Eremites,
meaning "of the desert?"
Yeah, I know that because I took an online Greek class
for eight days.
Day nine, the free trial ended, so, you know...
Mm-hmm.
You know, without the shackles of society
and peer pressure, I became the most fully realized
version of myself!
- Good for you! - [cheering]
I see you, girl. Live your truth.
But then it all came crashing down.
[crowd] Oh.
Okay, I'm done crashing.
Reintegrating to society was culture shock.
You know, my mind erased things that weren't important anymore
like how to make small talk.
I tried to bring up the weather recently,
and I said, "Oh, Sun, Moon to rain, huh?"
[laughing]
Luckily, I learned a few new tricks
from a very credible source known as WikiHow.
If you're at a social function where you don't know anyone,
try walking up to a stranger
and reciting an interesting fact in an enthusiastic tone.
Like, "Hello,
did you know the word hermit
comes from the Greek word, Eremites,
meaning of the desert?"
Next, always have exit excuses locked and loaded
whenever you're at a party.
For example, "Oh, I have to go! I forgot I'm a doula!
We're always on call."
Or, "Oh, the line to the bathroom is very long.
I'm going to use mine."
And finally, don't forget about your non-verbal communication.
You know, here's some classic facial expressions
for everyday settings.
The "listening" face.
The "I think this story is supposed to be funny
but it's not really going anywhere" face.
The "I spaced out for 30 seconds and am now
overcompensating" face.
And finally, the "I have clinical depression
and constantly remember that none of this matters" face.
That's actually my resting face, so...
Oh, I have to go, I forgot I'm a doula!
[cheering]
We know that's a lie.
Duty...
Best of luck, Aparna,
and I hope you have a safe and healthy delivery.
Thank you, it's my first time.
All right. And now...
Laying to rest something gone far, far too soon.
Please welcome X Mayo.
[cheering]
That was fast.
I'm very good.
Ladies, I am here today to lay to rest
"My Body My Choice" bumper stickers.
R.I.P.
The slogan had a great run.
It was a mindset, a movement.
And a hard-earned victory we won decades ago.
And it was a bumper sticker that proudly declared
to all who passed, yes, I am a white woman,
and I am listening to Alanis Morisette in this Subaru.
But then 2021 happened.
And the Supreme Court had the caucasity
to roll back reproductive rights.
Unless you're rich.
First things first, now that the Supreme Court
has ruled that our bodies ain't none of our business
sex can have more consequences than it has in a long time.
Now every time you hook up, you have to ask yourself,
would this stranger with no bedframe be
a good co-parent to my child?
No!
He don't even have sheets, ladies.
Which is why I have a very special presentation for you.
Hot wordless man?
[cheering]
Yes!
Ladies, I present the 2021 Fuckbook.
[cheering]
Here are the people you can have sex with
without the risk of an unwanted pregnancy.
Yes, take a look.
This married family values senator
and only man who's needed a circumcision for his neck.
If he gets you pregnant, you won't stay pregnant for long.
You may even get a private jet to a clinic in Puerto Rico.
Mm-hmm.
All right, next step.
We have your Dad's golf friend, Alan.
He's not going to let a little mistake ruin things
for him and Eileen, oh, no, she put him through law school.
Sleep with Alan, consider your reproductive rights restored.
And last, you're going to love this one.
Oh, yes.
[cheering]
Yes, the safest sex of all is sex with yourself.
We all laughed at Gwyneth Paltrow's vibrating jade egg
and now look at us, we're sitting on them.
Facts, facts.
Which brings... you can go.
Which brings me to another helpful idea
and you know how much I have to get politi-cal.
But we need to regulate sperm like we regulate guns.
Yes!
Everyone needs a sperm permit. A spermit.
Speak on it.
And if that doesn't solve everything right now,
as a special surprise, one lucky audience member
has an IUD under her seat.
- Ooh! - Yes, everybody look.
Oh, oh!
I got it.
Yes.
I never win these things.
Woo!
Sorry we can only afford one, ladies, they're so expensive.
- Mm-hmm. - That's it.
But let's just be clear, this is not about
the horizontal mambo,
the ooey-gooey ciabatta.
The two headed beast.
You can just say sex.
Right, it's about so much more than that.
It's about things hopefully everyone agrees on.
Ending the cycle of poverty by ensuring
people aren't forced to have children
they cannot afford to raise.
[cheering]
And the government's interest in babies shouldn't stop
as soon as they're born.
Yes!
And season three of "Succession" took way too long to come out.
Yeah!
And where the fuck is "Boondocks"?
Yeah!
What I'm saying is we have to keep fighting.
Let's be honest, many of you thought a new president
would solve all of our problems,
and that is because many of you are white.
Yeah!
And ultimately, even though
"My Body My Choice" bumper stickers are gone,
we can honor their legacy by not giving in to apathy.
By not falling asleep behind the wheel
because do you know who sure as shit hasn't?
The motherfuckers who thinks the vaccine
turns you into a magnet and thinks JFK Jr.
is a guy living in his van in Pennsylvania.
They're dying for us to lose momentum,
but will we?
[crowd] No!
That's right, because if we can muster up enough
fan outrage to bring back our favorite cancelled show,
"The Connors"...
It's a good show.
Then we can do it for our reproductive rights.
[cheering]
So I stand here before you today
itching in lace.
To ask you one simple question:
will you take this fear and anxiety
and commit to doing everything you can to make sure
we unfuck what they fucked up
so we can get back to fucking?
[cheering]
Fuck yeah.
That sounds real good to me.
And with that...
I have plan B for everybody.
[cheering]
All right, let's go... One, two, three.
[cheering]
You're not gonna get pregnant, you're not gonna get pregnant,
you're not gonna get pregnant.
Yes!
Thanks, ladies.
Wow, okay.
The ooey-gooey ciabatta.
Can't lie, I'm interested.
All right, ladies, we have said goodbye to so much tonight,
but before we...
I'm sorry I'm late.
[gasping]
But you know I am a living legend.
[cheering] [music playing]
Miss Fonda, please. It's an honor.
The podium is yours.
[cheering]
It's an honor.
Hello, my name is Jane Fonda, I'm um...
[cheering]
Thank you.
Oscar, Emmy, Golden Globe winning thespian.
[cheering]
Environmentalist, political activist, arrestee.
And either I'm Grace or Frankie, I'm not sure.
Um... Google me.
This year we said goodbye
to Ignoring the Climate Crisis.
The world's top 200 climate scientists have called this
a code red moment for humanity.
Texas froze over.
Then the ocean caught fire.
New York City subways turned into white water rapids
and Seattle got hotter than that hotty from "Bridgerton"
who has nothing on you, dear.
Woo!
When things get this cataclysmic,
I usually file for divorce.
Now that's a legend!
You probably assume that I'm up here ready
to give a doom and gloom speech. But no.
I've had a martini and a doobie and I'm feeling kinda hopeful.
[cheering]
The fossil fuel corporations
aren't going to give up fracking our future
and buying off our politicians,
so... we might as well look at the bright side, right?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
Nobody talks about how the haze from wildfires
creates such incredibly flattering light.
And sure, sea levels are rising at an accelerating rate,
but doesn't that mean there's more ocean front property
becoming available?
My grandson might never see a coral reef,
but he will snorkel high above the gorgeous
underwater city of Miami.
Plus, protesting the fossil fuel industry is amazing cardio.
If I hadn't been arrested repeatedly,
I wouldn't have this butt.
[cheering]
Stepping into police vans has replaced my Stairmaster.
Talk about resistance training.
Yes, clever word play.
So basically, unless major corporate polluters
are held accountable
and we vote out the politicians beholden to them,
our days are numbered.
If it's just fossil fuel corporations,
does that mean I shouldn't feel bad about
my Fiji water soaking bath?
No, you should feel very, very bad about that, Maggie.
Oh my God, Jane Fonda knows my name!
That's not your name.
It is now.
So, let's enjoy the earth while it lasts.
[cheering]
I'd like to propose a toast
to the planet.
Our only home.
[cheering]
And now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go scrub the oil off a blue whale
down on Huntington beach.
[cheering]
Wow.
Jane "fabulous at any age" Fonda. Oh my God.
We should all be so lucky.
Because if I'm being honest,
with everything that's going on,
I don't know about y'all but I am tired.
Mm-hmm.
Nah, nah, scratch that, I'm "tiH'd"!
With a capital "H'd."
Actually, if you don't mind,
I can't live like this no more.
- Take them off! - What am I trying to prove, ok?
- [cheering] - Do it.
Do it, do it, do it!
My foot hurt.
As I was saying, a hoe is tired.
And that's why I'm saying goodbye to hustle and grind.
[cheering]
We live in a culture that celebrates being on and popping.
All the time? Everywhere we turn, we're being told.
that we always have to be hustling.
What you doing? What are you doing?
You know, you work five jobs and you have #nodaysoff.
You at the gym. Yeah, you, at the gym,
and posting it on the 'gram, look at me, it's leg day.
Ah!
Because if you don't post it, did it ever happen?
Well, did it happen, Morty? We get it.
Close your shirt up. Close your shirt!
[chanting] Close your shirt!
Just saying, like, what if I'm too tired to go to the gym?
This is how tired I am, my shoulders are high.
Just like this. I'm so tired.
We're so afraid that if we just sit down
for one dag'gone second, we're going to be left behind.
Left behind where?
They're already going to space without us.
But this year, so many of us said, you know what,
- mmm-mm, enough is enough. - Yes!
And Black women who have had to hustle and grind
twice as hard led the charge.
True!
Simon Biles put her 3'4" feet down
and she stopped tumbling just to prioritize her mental health,
and you know what? She still won a medal.
Naomi Osaka taught us that, "mm-mm" is a complete sentence.
"I don't want to" is a good enough reason.
And Meghan Markle was so tired,
that that chick gave up a whole entire castle, y'all.
That's how tired Black women are.
We don't even want to be princesses no more!
Speak for yourself, honey.
Okay, first you want to be James Bond,
now you want to be a princess?
I'm trying to take over England, baby.
No, everybody's tired, even essential workers.
They rightfully asked, "Y'all, if we're so essential,
then how come y'all won't provide us with,
I don't know, a living wage and health care?"
[applause]
'Cause if covid don't get you, a milk crate will. Ah!
I got that challenge on my first try.
Oh, really, your first one?
You want to show us?
It takes me two hours to set it up.
[laughing] [sighs]
I'm too tired to even mess with you right now, Aparna.
That's how tired I am.
You know, this was a year that it became crystal clear
what we really wanted.
Some people moved out of big, expensive cities
to live slower lives in smaller towns closer to family.
And other people traded in high powered corporate gigs
they have been working towards since graduation
only to pursue their dream
of selling homemade snicker doodle cookies
or mimosa scented body scrubs.
If anyone's interested in hand-knitted dog booties,
you can visit my Etsy store.
Rachel, you got an Emmy and an Etsy?
Girl, ain't you tired.
I love dogs.
At some point I'm going to have to answer
to my mama when she asks,
"When are you going to stop posting on Instagram
and give me some grandbabies?"
How does she think I'm supposed to get the man
to give her these grandbabies?
Do you understand how hard it is to explain
what a thirst trap is to an immigrant mom?
Let me show you.
[chanting]
That is a thirst trap.
[applause]
Basically, y'all, the pandemic made me realize
that life is short.
And tomorrow's not promised.
So Drake, you really need to answer my DMs.
[cheering]
And I'm proud of us,
because we're all ending this year
very differently than when we began it.
We're getting rid of everything that did not serve us,
and we are embracing these newer, beautiful versions
of ourselves
with a new set of priorities.
I mean, what are we all working so hard for
if we can't enjoy the fruits of our labor?
Yeah!
So tonight
I'm putting down hustle and grind.
Bye bye.
And I am picking up ease and flow.
Mmm.
[cheering]
Because you know what? Resting is being productive, too.
When you're rested up, you can show up for you
and for the people and causes you actually care about.
You can't pour from an empty glass.
And speaking of glasses,
it is time for me to fill me up. Hello.
- [cheering] -That's right.
Yeah!
So, as we bid farewell to this year, let's raise a glass.
[cheering]
Pour out a little liquor for our homies that couldn't make it.
No pouring out.
Okay, well, more for me.
So as we leave 2021 behind,
I am going to vow to stay hydrated, hello,
moisturized, and apparently BFFs with Jane Fonda,
'cause she looks amazing.
[cheering]
I'm gonna relax.
I'm gonna be rich and married!
Woo!
And I'm gonna go platinum again.
Oh my gosh, Alessia Cara?
Hey, Yvonne, love all this.
Girl, we are about to do an in memoriam.
You have to sing.
No, I wouldn't want to... intrude.
Mm-mm, stop it. I insist.
No, I really, I couldn't.
I ain't gonna beg you.
♪ Every night in my dreams ♪
♪ I see you, I feel you ♪
♪ That is how I know you go on ♪
♪ Far across the distance ♪
♪ And spaces between us ♪
♪ You have come to show you go on ♪
♪ Near, far, wherever you are ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪That the heart does go on ♪
♪ Once more, you open the door ♪
♪ And you're here in my heart ♪
♪ And my heart will go on and on ♪
♪ You're here ♪
♪ There's nothing I fear ♪
♪ And I know ♪
♪ That the heart does go on ♪
♪ We'll stay ♪
♪ Forever this way ♪
♪ You are safe in my heart and ♪
♪ My heart will ♪
♪ Go on and on ♪
[cheering]
You sing it.
Have a healthy and happy new year, loves.
See you guys in 2022.
What a year.
[woman shouting]
Hello.
It's really special to be on a set
with all women.
[cheering]
- Come up. - Okay.
And then back down.
Yeah, be pregnant.
There we go.
I like candids.
Ma'am!
There are going to be a few reactions.
Guys, we have one more shot before...
Oh my gosh, Jane Fonda walks in.
The air in the room just goes...
This?
Or...
[clamoring]
If covid don't get you, a milk crate will. Ah!
She went full James Brown.
[laughing]
Do y'all want a different read?
You're a little dark cloud that just passes...
What'd you say? What'd you say?
- Please don't do that. - I can't hear you.
So we can get back to fucking!
That sounds real good to me.
Aparna, you be fucking?
Oh, yeah, when I can.
[laughing]
And now I'm gonna sing.
Don't play that piano.
♪ Divorce daddy don't ♪
♪ Divorce daddy ♪
♪ Don't leave ♪
[laughing]
♪ Get thee behind ♪
♪ Cause what? Joy today ♪
See you again next year.
All in a day's work.