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[chill R&B music]
[hip-hop music]
- Yeah!
♪ First of all ♪
- That punk-ass song?
Man, roll your windows up with that!
You is disrespecting my music.
- What music?
♪ Lonely girl ♪
♪ Oh, lonely girl ♪
- You too old. - Yeah!
- That's too old, man.
- Come on man.
You're listening to that boy mumbling,
he ain't rapping, I can't even hear it.
Yo son, yo son, for real,
you're killing me. - Come on, man.
Come on, man. - You don't know
what you all got.
- My funeral's nothing but years.
It's crazy.
♪ This lonely world loves you ♪
♪ Ever since he broke your heart ♪
♪ You seem so lost ♪
♪ Each time you pass my way ♪
♪ Oh, how I long to take your hand ♪
♪ And say don't cry ♪
♪ I'll kiss your tears ♪
- Yo, what's popping my guy?
- Yo, what's up?
Oh, today's the big day!
- Yes sir, the big day.
- Full check on day.
- I'm about to go to HR
to pick my shit up!
- What, nigga you don't have direct deposit?
You should have been celebrating at midnight.
- Man, my shit be overdrawn all the goddamn time.
Besides I need a paper check up in this bitch.
I don't fuck with no banks, no cash apps,
no swiping up and down.
I don't do none of that shit.
- Man, that's a broke man's mentality, man.
- What the fuck you talking about?
that's a rich man mentality.
It's a smart man mentality.
You see how my dad lived?
- Yeah, your pops didn't leave a reserve
to none of his kids either.
- So what?
He lived his life payrolled in cash.
I ain't leaving shit to my kids either.
I just finished paying child support
on the motherfuckers for 18 years, I'm done!
- Today?
- Yup, I just got to go to the HR
and check a couple of things out.
And then yo, we celebrating tonight,
and dippin' for sure.
- Hey hit me and we dippin'.
- Oh we definitely dippin' in something tonight, guy.
- Just don't be dipping too hard and making more kids,
and starting all over and shit.
- Yo, how about you worry about
why your balls is always on time out?
What the fuck?
Let me worry about mine.
You need to be worried about getting a mancation
away from Emily crazy ass.
- Man, whatever, just hit me up we dipping.
- Yo son.
It ain't right for a man to be hogtied, yo.
How we go from saggy jeans
to skinny jeans,
to kilts, to hogtied?
Come on, yo.
- Man, whatever.
Yeah man, just hit me up if we dipping.
- All right, bill you.
[R&B music] ♪ Music to my heart ♪
♪ Sweet melody ♪
♪ You were heaven right from the start ♪
♪ Don't ever take you love from me ♪
♪ Look, I don't think you wanna take your love from me ♪
♪ 'Cause look, I don't feel complete ♪
♪ Unless you're loving me ♪
♪ Look, I can't feel no warmth unless you're hugging me ♪
- Yo ma, what's good?
Holla at the kid.
- Oh yo yo yo, yo!
You got a problem?
- Oh, my bad, yo.
- Yeah you right.
Your bad.
- Yo son, you ain't gotta get all huffy puffy.
I ain't know she was taken.
- Does she look like she wouldn't be taken?
- You got a point.
My bad.
- Your bad.
- Get all swole up,
you get stole up around here though.
[light music]
Hello, hello, hello,
big lady. - Hello, mhmm.
- [Terrance] It's always a pleasure to see you.
- You too.
- Yeah.
Yo, so what'd you got going on this weekend?
- The same thing I always have going on when you ask.
[Terrance laughing]
- [Both] None of your business
- That's right.
- You do not have to be so professional all the time.
I mean it's Friday.
It's the end of the day on Friday.
Relax.
You know I mean, I mean,
loosen your bra string up, you know?
Take the G string out your ass.
No, no that's what belong?
- Is there anything else I can do for you?
- Actually.
You wanna make a baby with good hair?
- Oh my god.
- I'm just saying.
- [Dana] Don't be ignorant.
- I'm looking at you when I'm coming in
and I'm seeing that good baby here you got back there.
You got that fine fellas here back there.
That there, you know exactly.
- Look, do you need the policy on sexual harassment
dumbed down a bit for you?
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
What have we got right here,
been waiting on this baby.
[sighing] Take a deep breath.
[laughing] Yes!
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on now, this is what 55.25 hours look like!
Coming right to the kid.
- So you're saying that this is a full check for you?
- My financial obligations
to child support are done, sweetheart.
Listen, six, one, and done.
- Seven kids?
- Yup, and I took care of each and every one of them.
Please believe it.
- You saying it like it's all over.
- Well it is all over.
See they 18 now.
And 18 is grown in America.
And I'm a free man in America.
Well, so to speak.
- You know what, you look way too happy.
- Oh, I am happy.
Actually, I'm flabbergasted!
Ain't that that word?
I'm just saying, I went from frustrated
to flabbergasted.
It's crazy.
- Bet you anything you got seven baby mamas too.
- Oh.
Sounds like you want to know more about the kids?
- Oh no, no, no, no.
That was just a comment.
- Actually.
There are six lucky ladies
who have kids with me.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
The first one was Cher's mom.
Now that was my high school sweetheart, right?
Hold on.
Then after that I was playing ball overseas.
I had a one night stand.
Bam, out come the twins, Ray and Reggie.
I named 'em after the shooters.
Okay, then Alnissa's mom,
I was dealing with her for a while.
Had a little oops and got with her sister.
Long story, but Neil was born
a couple weeks after Alnissa.
Crazy, I know, but are you following me?
- I'm trying.
- Okay, then I was with Elna's mom.
That was my boo boo.
We actually was gonna get married.
Things didn't work out.
And I got with Terrence's mom.
Terrance Junior mom.
She is straight up loony,
but that's a whole nother story.
- Look, you have your check.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
- And now check this out.
If you take the first letter
from each one of my kid's names,
it spell out Terrence.
- Goodbye, Terrance.
- Have yourself a lovely weekend.
- You too.
- Oh.
I'm definitely about to.
[hip-hop music]
Yo, son!
Get your motherfucking trip slip signed!
Yes sir!
Oh yeah, check is all mine,
the night is all mine.
That's what I'm talking about, overall goal.
Feel this.
Oh yeah.
Or feel this one.
This for sure we was riding the dorag
with the Ferragamos.
Or we go with the love shop.
Boom, boom.
[sultry R&B music]
Mama, which one?
- Neither one of them,
hell, both of them ugly.
- Come on, ma.
- I don't give a fuck which one you wear.
You could wear a purple blue bow tie
with a pair of shingle drawers
with lace fronts in the front.
I don't give a fuck.
- See, it's times like this I wish pops was alive.
- For what?
For him to give you his opinion
on two shirts?
He didn't give two shits either. [scoffing]
He wasn't nothing but a fast East coast talking
son of a bitch with a high ass.
I'm glad the Lord sent his on away from here
because I was tired of him anyway!
- She, sorry, Pops.
- No I ain't.
At least you would have had some decency about yourself
if you hadn't been raised out here in LA from an early age.
- I am decent.
I settled down, I take care of my kids.
- You ain't did nothing but talked
all them women into going to bed with you,
laying up with you.
That's not decent.
- Why do you talk about your son like that?
- How are you going to go out and celebrate
getting off child support?
That's some of that old East Coast shit.
Who celebrates getting out for child support?
- What are we doing here, we going to war here?
I've been on the West Coast for 20 plus years.
It's my second home now!
I'm from the Weast Coast.
It's the East and the West.
- Should have been your first.
At least you would have been a decent person.
- Hey granny.
- Hey, Junior.
- Yo TJ, which one you think?
- That one?
- Yes sir.
Thank you, son.
Some honest feedback.
- You dippin' tonight?
- You already know.
Yo, you turn 18, right?
And my check turned a hundred percent mine.
- Can't be mad at that.
- Yo.
You 18, you grown now, you a man.
You have to fend for yourself, boy.
I done taught you everything you need to know.
- Yeah.
What you teach him?
How to have a shit load of kids
that you got to take care of?
- I take care of all my kids.
And as long as he loves
and take care of all his kids,
he good with me.
- Do better, Junior.
- Mom says she'll be back in like 40.
- Why do I feel like it's more
you about to add to the sentence?
Oh, Ish, what's up baby?
- Hey, Junior.
- What's up, Ish?
- You spending the night?
- Nah I just stopped by for a little.
- Okay then.
- Okay babe.
Okay, so now what's the rest of that sentence?
- Ma says she would like 140 from you.
From me, for what?
- She behind on a couple of her bills.
- I'll tell you why,
because she did not get one hot dollar
from my paycheck this week.
- Yeah, she was saying something like that.
- She got to figure it out.
You 18 now.
Well she better figure it out.
- So I should tell her, no?
- That's exactly what you should tell her is hell no!
- Tell her we'll transfer it to her account, Junior.
- [Junior] For sure.
- We're not transferring anything to anybody's account.
- How do you know Junior doesn't need it?
- Because Junior said his mother needed it to pay a bill.
Do you need it?
- No.
- A bill that means keeping the lights and gas on
in a house where your son still lives?
- Yes, dollface.
And there's a easy solution for that.
See, she can simply send me the bill
and I will send the money to the people.
- Okay, well while you find a loophole
to being a dad after 18,
help me unpack these groceries.
- Not a problem.
- Hey, I tried to give you a heads up
before you took him down the aisle.
- When are you going to start spending time
at other relatives house?
You like grown times 10.
I shouldn't have to keep taking care of you.
- Look here, Terrance,
don't get out of pocket with me.
Don't make me show off in front of your wife
and your son.
- Why you so mean?
- Ish!
He think he going out tonight.
- Oh, is that right?
- It's Friday, baby,
and it's a celebration,
that's why? - And,
what exactly are we celebrating?
- Oh, you're gonna love this.
I got a full check.
- What?
- A full check! - Okay,
That's worth celebrating. - Exactly.
That's what I'm talking about.
Thank you!
- Okay, but I don't see the point
in going out to spend money celebrating making more money.
- Ah, I figured you would say that.
And I got that all figured out.
I'm going to dip into my
hanging with the fellows account.
- Not gonna happen.
- What, why not?
It's a celebration.
- Terrance, we're newlyweds.
We're supposed to be hanging out on Friday nights.
Besides, we're still paying off our wedding.
- Honey boo boo, we hang out every night, don't we?
Am I right?
- Yeah.
- Am I good to you ever night?
Okay.
And I know you want your space.
- No, I want my husband.
- Tell him, baby.
Keep your at home with your new wife.
- [sighing] She need to get a man to occupy her time,
is what she need to be doing.
- For him to decide on which shirt
he's going to go out hoin' in on a Friday night?
- I cannot stand her.
You know that's your mother-in-law, right?
- I love her.
[hip-hop music]
- What?
Y'all just went out a few weeks ago.
- I'm a grown ass man.
And I'm going out in a few minutes too.
- Ugh, why?!
- Because.
Same reason why you go out, for some me time.
- You know what, Red, you sound real stupid.
And it ain't gonna happen.
- Look, Brandy, why don't you get your ass up,
clean up, do something
instead of talk shit all day?
- Shut up, Red.
And I do clean up.
Y'all keep running behind me and messing up.
- Man, I mean, this shit ain't clean enough.
- You know what?
If you go out tonight, we gonna have a problem.
- Fuck that, we always got a problem.
- I'm not playing, Red.
- Get your ass up, clean up
and stop harassing me all day.
- [Brandy] Nope.
- Every time I want to go hang,
I got to go through this.
- You know what, it's not every time you want to go hang.
It's every time you want to go hang with T-Dubb and Kev!
- So I can't hang?
- Nope.
- Yeah, okay.
All right.
- I'll tell you what.
If you going out,
I'm going out.
- Do you, chocolate boo.
- Whatever.
- Man what keep you with her?
- You see that wagon?
Boy, sss.
- You crazy.
- Hey.
Booty make you crazy.
More important than water and food.
- Yeah you're right, you right.
- Man.
- Nigga can't leave that.
- Hey, you know while she talking shit
I lost my fucking lighter.
- I got one.
- Dang.
We ain't gonna never find it in this motherfucker.
That's why I should get a chimney.
- We going out though, right?
- Yeah man, it's going to be popping.
- All right.
- Right off of Wilmington.
The joint, wait till Kev and T-Dubb get here,
you know what I'm talking about?
- Look what time it is.
- Bus down.
He got the bus down too?
Man, you been working hard.
50, 60 hours a week like me.
- Man, 60.
- Man though.
Man, give me some motherfucking.
Give me some motherfucking sleep
before I go to the thing so.
You gonna have to get up and roll.
How about that? - Let's roll.
- All right.
Let's do this.
- I don't have keys.
Probably gonna be able to get back in.
- [Red] Oh man, maybe a roach will let me in.
[hip-hop music]
- Ooh something smells good.
Ooh, something smells good in here.
What you doing? - Wait, whoa whoa whoa hey!
Don't look, don't look, babe.
Don't look, don't look,
don't look. - Okay.
Mhmm.
I knew you had something planned for today.
- You already know. - Mhmm.
It would've been so nice just to go out somewhere.
I don't know, anywhere.
- Yeah?
- I guess I'm all right with staying at home.
- That's cool, that's okay?
- We're celebrating.
- Yeah.
- We're celebrating the fact that
I had to hear from the girls that what,
you guys are trying to dip out tonight?
- What?
- Yeah, Brandon and Isha, they told me.
- Just for a few hours?
A couple of minutes celebrating he out
his child support.
Damn, now what?
- You're not that ignorant,
celebrate something like that, are you?
- Babe if you saw his check all these years,
- It's called responsibility, Kevin.
- Look, I'm not trying to say you wrong.
I'm just saying
he can treat us out for a few rounds for a minute.
Damn, like what?
- Well it's degrading.
And it's stupid.
- He just him.
You can't fault him for being what he been through.
Like, damn,
what? - Been through a lot of women!
- That's his fucking business.
Damn, like, what'd you talking about like?
- Okay, I got out of work.
I don't really want to do this with you, okay?
It's been a long day, hell, a long week.
And I just want to just sit back, relax,
eat this food, or not.
I'm tired.
- That's why I cooked you a bomb dinner
and I made you a bomb CBD
bath. - CBD?
- You can't beat that.
Matter of fact, let me pour you some wine.
'Cause you over here tripping like you had a long day.
I know you did.
Huh, just take this wine and
hang back. - Mhmm.
- Enjoy your day. - I'ma do that.
I'ma do that.
[sighing] You know, Kev,
what I think you should do,
I think you should just stay here with me
get in the CBD oil bathtub, you know,
get you soaking good, good tonight. [laughing]
Ah, who am I kidding, that's not gonna work.
Kevin, why you always gotta leave?
Just stay here with me, I don't understand!
Aren't I enough? [sighing]
Kevin, you're not going nowhere tonight.
You're not going anywhere.
Like that's it, it's final! [sighing]
But if you think about leaving,
oh, you will see my face tonight, Kevin.
'Cause we're going to pop up on that ass!
Pop, pop, pop, all of us!
We gonna pop up on that ass.
Try me, I'm not playing.
Try me.
- What's up babe, you know I just play
this slow dance for you.
- Ooh, you trying to dance with me?
- Man you know gangster don't dance.
We boogie.
- Mhmm, right.
- Put that to the side. - Doing boogie right there.
- Mmm, let me get some of that.
[sultry R&B music]
♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪
♪ Like she got no brakes ♪
♪ Like a new Harley ♪
♪ I can still feel her exit coming ♪
♪ Coming coming coming ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
♪ All right, baby ♪
♪ I love it when she throws her legs over me ♪
♪ And squeeze my body tightly with her knees ooh ♪
♪ Now she's putting in my keys ♪
♪ Revving me up, baby girl such a tease ♪
♪ I like when she throws her heels ♪
♪ Up on the pegs ♪
♪ And then she squeeze my hand deals ♪
♪ Now we going fast ♪
♪ And when she hits a bump ♪
♪ Her booty starts to jump ♪
♪ I could spend the whole day with you on this freeway ♪
♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪
♪ Like she got no brakes ♪
♪ Like a new Harley ♪
♪ I could still feel her body on me ♪
♪ On me on me ♪
♪ Ooh baby baby ♪
♪ She rides me like a freeway ♪
♪ Like she got no brakes ♪
- Yo son.
What's poppin?
Yo.
I got my trip slip,
signed, sealed, delivered, I'm on!
- [Brandy] What?
- It's an agreement.
You see I agree to be on my responsible shit.
And she has some punishment agenda items in there.
- [Brandy] That sounds stupid.
- No, it's smart because it will hold him accountable.
- I'm accountable.
- I will not get too drunk.
I will answer all your calls.
- Like always.
- I will not take my ring off.
- Ugh, who does that?
- I will not look at any booty
and I will not take any numbers.
- I never take a number.
- [Brandy] So let me get this right.
If he does something dumb, which he will,
How would you even know?
- Brandy.
This is a confidential agreement between us.
Right, baby? - You know what?
Red's not going.
- [Red] Yes I am.
Including trip slip.
- Yeah, you tell 'em!
Outta here.
♪ I got girls doing the tick tock ♪
♪ Just to try to find me ♪
♪ So they can meet me in secluded places ♪
♪ And get it done to 'em real grimy ♪
♪ I take the game over in a timely manner ♪
♪ All of a sudden my pockets is the fattest ♪
♪ And the hos I'm sliding my pole in is the baddest ♪
- Oh, hell no!
They wanna pull up in front of my house
playing loud music all in front of my neighbors?
- Man, the music's not even that loud, man, relax!
- This is a house of class, honey, not trash.
I mean who even does that anyway,
pull up with loud music?
- Stop tripping.
- [Emily] Kevin!
- We don't even hang out that much no more.
- It's called love and marriage.
- So what that mean,
I'm supposed to abandon everything else in my life?
- Yeah!
I mean you see them all the time.
- Listen, listen, listen, listen.
It's going down.
- [Kevin] We have family functions where everybody go.
- [Emily] So?!
- [Voice] Front door.
- Hey, bro.
- Yes indeed. - Wait, hold up!
- Damn. - We going down.
To light up the hell cuz! - Ah ah, ah ah.
Hold up.
Does he have the key to my house?!
- Yeah, thin line.
But I opened the door up slow.
I did a little delay.
I figured I'd give y'all a little extra time to argue.
- [Emily] Why?
- Why'd I delay?
Or why I got the key?
- Man, we boys.
We can have each other's key if we want to.
We might have to run up on somebody
who's trying to run up on you.
- You know what, I just don't like my husband
keeping things for me.
- You're only two years in.
You'll need at least the common law equivalent.
- At least.
See we've been friends for 20 years.
- 20.
- You can't top that.
- [Emily] Terrance, I will stop right there.
- Oh stop.
Or pause.
- Oh man.
- Man, you messing up this man's high.
- Press master pause button.
- And it's that time, let's go.
- You're ignorant.
- Now see, Em,
I'm about to let that one slide.
And the reason is,
is 'cause I know that you are
a little emotionally distraught.
I can see it.
So I'ma let that slide 'cause you know it
and we are really about the party
until your head spin.
So I'ma let it slide.
- Okay, oh.
Well you can slide right up out of here,
okay? - Oh that's what's it?
- Yeah, go ahead.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Oh, no, see, they can go.
But you're not going anywhere.
- [Terrance] Get your nuts.
Get your nuts.
- [Red] Get your nuts.
- Damn.
What's the point?
Like, you blowing shit out of proportion.
- Oh, like you blew another bitch out of proportion
the last time you went out
with these degenerates? - Man, don't disrespect
me like that.
Damn, like what, what?
- Why, Kevin?
Is disrespect only one sided now?
- Stop dwelling on the past, babe.
Can't we get-
- Move.
- I'm outta here, let's go man, come on.
[light music]
- [Terrance] Yo, son, I thought you was gonna have
to sneak out.
What the fuck was that about?
- [Red] He's a grown ass man, she's retarded.
Shouldn't have to sneak out. - Man.
That shit is stupid, right, man that's...
- [Red] See?
I told you about the bad and bougie,
bougie, bougie broads.
- [Terrance] Yo son, my girl don't run me.
- [Red] Man, yeah, back then.
Think of the past, man.
Once y'all got married, pssh,
in her mind, she run you.
- [Terrance] Okay, but in my mind,
marriage is about stability.
And I needed stability
and a two income household. [laughing]
- [Kevin] That's what I'm saying.
- [Red] Shit, ain't got that much stability in the world.
That's why you don't see me
marrying Brandy, do you?
- [Terrance] What's the point, guy?
Y'all been together for 20 years.
I don't get it. - That's what I'm saying.
- [Red] That's the point.
- [Kevin] How is that the point?
- [Terrance] I could tell you this.
They won't marry, the married folks is.
- [Red] Yeah, do seem like that sometimes.
- [Kevin] I ain't gonna lie,
Brandy be off that bullshit too,
I'm telling you.
But you dangle a blunt in her face,
you can have your way with her.
[all laughing]
- [Red] Yeah, that's my soulmate though, man.
- [Kevin] Yeah, your toke partner.
[all laughing]
- [Terrance] Come on this toke partner.
- [Kevin] Yeah, she your took partner.
♪ My sweety ♪
♪ Yes ♪
- Oh shit!
- Damn, she tracking you and shit?
- Man, she trippin! ♪ Champagne sipping ♪
- Man Red, get your girl, man.
- [Terrance] Yo, so is she tracking people?
- Hello?
- Hello.
Are you gonna answer the phone
all nonchalant and shit?
- Oh, what?
- I see you, Brandy!
- Boy, you see me where?
All right, all right.
You ain't gotta get out your car, I see you.
- Why are you following us?
- Shut up, Terrence.
- Red, get your girl, man.
- I wasn't following y'all.
I came to the liquor store to get a fifth.
- Way the hell over here?
- Yep.
And I stopped by Emily's house on the way.
- What the fuck?
- That's right.
And this liquor store just happened to have
Isha's favorite drink too.
- Oh, no, what the fuck?
- Roll your window down.
Man, roll your window down!
- No.
- Em, we just had this conversation like two seconds ago.
What are you doing?
- Clearly that went in.
- Clearly.
- Man, what y'all trucking the cut
when we left the house?
Damn, bro, what's going on?
[Brandy muffled by window]
Ish, what happened to the agreement?
It's supposed to be one night out pass!
Y'all are stupid.
[kooky hip hop music]
- Hey, see you tonight.
- I knew this was a bad idea.
- Girl, I don't know about you
but I don't want my husband
all up in these streets,
okay? - Hmm, that part.
- You see that, you see that girl right there?
Mm-mmm, thirsty.
- Girl, these hos are more than thirsty.
They hungry.
- Yeah, but I don't think Terrance
is going to get into any trouble tonight though.
- Then why did you write up that agreement?
- So he knows.
- Girl please, knows what?
- He knows that I'm serious about our marriage.
- Girl, he knows that you're serious, but he's not.
I mean, who in their right mind
would celebrate not taking care of their kids?
I just don't understand. - Emily!
You are exaggerating like always.
- I don't get it.
- You know what?
No, seriously, I've been knowing Terrance for a long time.
And what I do know is
when it comes to his kids, he don't play.
But when it comes to other things,
hmm, I can't confirm or deny.
- Okay Kev and Red are not walking around here
like saints either.
- Oh, we know that.
And that's how we keep them in line. [laughing]
- You know. - Plus you know what,
you know what, Red is show though.
I know he doesn't do anything.
- Girl, puhlease.
When he get sloppy drunk,
ain't no telling what he liable to do.
- Okay look, look, they about to leave.
So we need to figure out where they are going next.
- Hold on because
he mapped out
that spot on Wilmington.
- That same place from last time?
- Girl yeah. - Gross.
- Ratchet ass shit.
- Let's go.
Put my seatbelt on. - Oh you know I'm with it.
- I ain't even in the fucking mood to fuck around now.
When your wife pull up on you, guy,
it fuck you up.
I might not even be able to be on my game now and shit.
- Yo Red, let's go to your house, bro.
- Why my house?
Man you know my shit told back.
- Man, your shit is always told back, nothing new.
- Yeah shit, we can't go to mine.
Big Shirley over there.
And I ain't trying to have us smoking up
all my good shit.
- We definitely can't go
where smoke alarm Shirley is.
- And we're banned from your crib.
- If we go to my shit, don't judge my shit, all right?
[hip hop music]
All right, don't judge my shit.
See, I work 50-60 hours a week
so fellas, don't look at me.
- Brandy need her ass whooped.
- Man, clean all this shit up.
- Crazy with me, I'm telling you.
- I guess this where the celebration
gonna end up being in.
- All right, man.
We gonna get high, gonna get this game, man.
Get this table out, whup your asses tonight.
- You get it. - Man, play the table.
Man put this table out already.
Get this chair.
- You just gonna sit there?
Man I'm trying to have some dark tonight.
- Some dark when you ain't paying?
Beggars can't be choosers, guy.
You got the table, and I get my guy.
This my celebration.
- This man trippin. - I'ma whoop your ass.
- I ain't gonna lie
I'm probably gonna get drunk too.
Right here, you already know.
- [Red] There we go.
Shit.
- [Terrance] Where that come from?
- [Red] I got this from Brandy.
Otherwise she'd drink it all up!
- So let me get this straight.
She damn sure don't clean.
- Hey oh.
- [Red] Playing with nine or seven?
- We playing with seven.
You hear what I'm saying over here?
I'm trying to find out what's going on with you.
- Yeah, it's something there. - Listen.
Listen, listen, guy.
She damn sure don't clean.
She smoke up all your bud.
- Hey bud.
- And drink up all your drink!
Guy, why do you keep her around for 20 years?
Please tell me.
- I would never.
- It's simple.
[Terrance laughing]
- Yeah I feel you.
Hey, I ain't gotta lie.
Nigga I feel you
on that occasion. - I don't feel you on that.
- The case is dirty. - There's a lot going on
over there.
- Yeah the cage is strange.
- We're damn sure.
- Oh.
No you just throw with the rest of the junk.
Hey, Brandy cool when she wanna be.
- Cool?
Nigga when the fuck is that?
- I said when she want to be.
- Pff, when you wanna be.
Man, turn the music on.
That nigga's tripping.
- Man, order some pizza and some wings or something.
I'm trying to get faded up in this bitch.
- Sure got a lot of demands.
Shit.
So you got that fat ass check.
Why don't you order pizza and the wings?
- I don't have a problem with it.
As long as it's on sale. [laughing]
- You cheap ass fool.
- Shit if I spend it all, then what?
- You make some more.
- Shit, if I spend it all, then what?
- Man, play, you holding up the game.
- Hold on, guy.
You just told me to order the food.
I can't multitask like that.
- Shit, could have fooled me.
Your been multitasking them kids for years!
- Oh, hold on.
I know you ain't talking.
- [Red] Man.
- You fake investment banker
act like you got no 401k or something.
But there's nothing going on there!
- I do.
- Oh, for real? - For real?
You do, you do? - Mhmm, yup.
Me in these forties,
saving up for retirement.
What's it like, Booboo the fool?
- Yeah, nigger. - I would say so.
Yeah.[laughing] - Yeah, you do.
You do.
- I really didn't think you had no investments.
All being how you kind of bounce around
from job to job like that.
- Yeah, I just simply roll it over.
- [Terrance] Oh, okay.
- Yeah so if I had less than five Gs,
they just cut a nigger a check.
- A nigger from the hood
has some type of financial saving?
- You know what?
And Brandy taught me everything I know.
- Yeah, low key?
Brandy know a lot of shit, bro.
- Yeah, she full of surprises.
- Yo Kev.
What's your investments? [laughing]
- You know my investments, fool, you know what I got.
- Yeah.
Posting that life insurance right now.
I'm sure it's almost gone by now.
- Yeah, and I ain't spent none of it.
- You lie.
- My right hand to God.
- Man, I asked you a few months ago,
let me hold something.
And you holler back "Broke!"
- That's why I still got it.
- And besides, nobody loans you any money, son.
You never pay it back.
- Borrow from your 401K!
- That defeats the purpose
for saving up for retirement.
- Why would I loan you a few thousand
when you can cash out a few thousand?
- Man, you didn't know I had a few thousand until now.
- Man that's not the point my nigga.
- That is the point.
I had a little investment.
- Red, don't nobody trust your investment
opportunities. - Hell no!
- Yo, so real talk.
Your investment opportunities have gotten me time.
- We steer clear from Red's investments.
- Man, just order the food.
- [laughing] I already ordered the food, guy.
- How you gonna order something to eat
you didn't even ask me what I wanted?
- Oh, cause you ain't put in on it.
So basically you get what you get.
- Man, that's some fuck boy shit.
- Your mama.
- Say that to her face.
- Hell no, 'cause Big Becky don't be playing around.
- Neither do Big Shirley.
- I can't stand her!
- Man, don't talk about Mas like that,
I owe her big time.
- No, but you owe me big time.
I'm the one that talked her into
getting you to stay at the house in the first place.
- You won't even pay rent.
How I'ma owe you?
- What are you talking about?
If it wasn't for me she would have been put you out,
taking up space.
- She ain't tell me that.
- Why would she tell a homeless teenager
something like that to his face?
- [Red] Well, shit, like she not outspoken.
- I mean she has a sensitive side, for crying out loud.
- Yeah, a debo sensitive.
And then she'll tell you what's on her mind
any given time with Shirley.
- Sometime, for sure.
- Go, man.
- Man, I think I want a divorce.
- What?
- Best book now.
- I'm serious though.
Emily is crazy.
- You knew that when you married her.
What are you talking about?
Plus they all crazy.
- Right, what you're going to do is give
one crazy chick for another crazy chick?
- When at least, you know,
what time of day she going to be crazy.
Real talk, because hold on,
this way you can at least time it
in knowing it's going to happen.
But it's important.
- Shit, I manage it all day.
- I'm serious though.
- [Terrance] Real talk?
- Real talk.
- You fading.
- Yo, so you tripping?
- Real talk though.
I got married 'cause Mas
wanted me to settle down.
She wanted me to start a family
and have kids and shit like that.
But she gone now.
So what's the point?
- Man, don't say that.
- See, that's why you don't need that dark liquor.
Cause you get all sensitive,
deep in your feelings and emotional.
Shit, look at you.
- Real spit.
- Who I'ma make proud now though?
- I mean you got other people, you got your father.
- Man, fuck him!
He's definitely worthy of those words.
I agree with you on that.
- Emmy, she ain't that bad though.
- She's just mad all the damn time.
- She always fucking mad.
She controlling.
She'd flip out in a minute.
- Yeah, but son, you knew that when you married her.
- Man, I only got with her
because my mom and her mom was close.
They was at the same hospice center together.
- Oh for real? I ain't know that.
- Damn, I didn't know that either.
- And she didn't want no kids!
- Legit I ain't knew that.
- You keep a lot of shit from us.
- It's embarrassing, bro.
I'm pulling from my mid forties,
with no kids, no legacy?
- Shit, you can have one a T-Dubb's.
- Check it out.
They all over 18.
So you ain't got to worry about no child support.
[Terrance laughing] - Right, shit.
Babysit one of my little mans.
Yes, with their little bad ass running around.
- [Terrance] Yeah Nate bald bad than a motherfucker.
- Mhmm.
- [Terrance] Where they at, Old Ma?
- Nah, they over Brandy and mom
in them house now. - They'll tear shit up too
I feel like. - I bet it.
- Man, they like my nieces and nephews though.
But y'all both know,
there's nothing like having your own though.
- I feel you.
- I cannot stand Em.
I mean, I don't hate her, but I can't stand her.
- Y'all been frontin' for a long time
like y'all little love boat's all picture perfect and shit.
- That's her ass.
She always be trying to impress people and shit.
- But shit, hey man, it worked man.
- Yo, so here's the deal though, bro.
I got to do my due diligence to you, my guy.
Listen, we're getting way too old for this.
You cannot keep chasing these girls.
It's not like that no more.
- [Red] Then you got to learn everything about them.
- [Terrance] Mhmm.
- They mood swings. - X.
- [Red] How did he like it in bed and shit.
- Which way to move when you know
I'm out doing that thing with em.
No, I do it like this.
Or do I do it like that?
- I've been feeling like this
for a long time now though, bro
- Oh, for real, since your mom died?
- Way before that.
You know I'd do anything to put a smile
on my mom's face. - Yes you would.
- Big dad, cold in a motherfucker.
Fuck cancer!
- [Red] Hmm, fuck it.
- That's her, she was putting shit on me like,
wait, Big Deb say this, that, this and that.
That's her!
- Man, that shit ain't right.
No, and you wouldn't do that
if it especially happened to her moms.
- Low key?
She undercover crazy as fuck though, bro.
I'm telling you!
- I don't know how undercover she is,
but she is evil as fuck.
She been evil the whole damn time I known her.
Two years I've known her.
- You know what though, real talk?
I feel like this is way, way, way out of left field
because I'm watching you
and you play the happy husband.
You know what I'm saying?
You got your little thin line tick,
I call it thin line
where you don't got to work if you don't want to.
You all dibbing and dabbing, balling out
in other businesses and stuff like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't need no 401k.
Cause she your 401k.
That's the role you've been playing lately.
- And won't learn the homie no ends.
- I just feel like
it's way more to the story.
'Cause I see you every day
and you ain't never brought this up.
- Man, that's because
none y'all business though.
Y'all got your own problems.
- We boys.
Your problem is my problem.
We each other's problems.
- Exactly, man.
- I'm just going to say this.
We not getting any younger
and you need that stability, son.
So I'm telling you
do not, I repeat, do not make the same mistakes
that young T-Dubb used to make.
- Still do occasionally.
- Occasionally?
- More often than not.
You just bout to dip tonight there, moron.
- And I was gonna dip, but you saw God work.
I mean, we was planning on dipping tonight
and then God made the wife
pull up on me!
And threw a wrench in it all.
I'm just saying, you know what I mean?
- Wait, why you got to bring God into this?
- I have bad thoughts.
I mean, I have a lot of bad thoughts
and then boom,
out of nowhere there's a change of heart.
- [chuckling] If anybody should restrain
from getting married,
it's you.
- Hold on.
Your ass is not faithful.
I'm not the only one that cheat on his wife in here.
Kev cheat on this chick, look.
That's about a year ago?
That should be off the record.
- Nah, my son.
That shit ain't off the record.
This is still on your record
like a credit inquiry, like a hard query inquiry,
it's going nowhere.
You did it!
- You should have just shacked up like me.
- You ain't no saint.
- Man, I ain't fucked around Brandy in decades.
- I guess aside from her keeping her messy ass house
and occasional bitching,
I guess she hold you down. - She do?
She do.
She cool as shit.
- Whatever.
[women laughing]
- Oh, it's a celebration!
- Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
- Here we go with this shit right here.
- Hey baby, hey.
- Oh my god, Brandy,
what the hell did you do to my wife?
- What you want?
- Hey! [women laughing]
- Ooh, I am for it.
- You know what, the ladies needed
to loosen up a little bit.
- [Isha] Okay, but don't put it all on us.
You was on one too, girl.
- Whatever, always on one.
Red know I give him a hard time 'cause
I ain't got shit else to do.
- See? Crazy.
- For you, baby.
- Good.
You feel good too huh, girl?
- Mhmm, I am.
So let's go get us a session in.
- What? - Uh?
- Hey it's our place.
Let's go.
- [Brandy] And everybody knows it!
- Uh, Brandy, you should consider being a clean freak
because this place is a shit's nest.
- It is pretty shitty.
- Whatever, I'll clean up eventually.
- Let's go before they mess up a good thing.
- Yeah, let's go.
- Just get in there and get it done.
Y'all got company, anyway. - Okay?
Well you know what, I really can't talk
because babe, our place isn't that spic and span.
- Yeah because that's with mother be sitting around all day.
- Well my house, it stays in pristine shape, okay?
Kevin's mom is happy that he married me.
- Well, I know Shirley is happy I married Terrance.
- I don't know,
the way you chugging that drink, man,
[laughing and mumbling]
I'm just saying that you drink a lot tonight.
- I mean isn't this what you guys wanted?
For us to be on chill and list status?
- [Isha] Yes.
- [Terrance] Well you are.
- [Emily] Mhmm.
- Won't you all just chill out then,
y'all messing up the vibe.
♪ What time is it ♪
♪ Time to make love till the sun comes up ♪
♪ Till I had enough ♪
♪ What time is it ♪
♪ Time to do the grown folk ♪
♪ What I been waiting for so long ♪
♪ Everybody wants a little ooh ah now and then ♪
♪ The kind that makes your toes curl ♪
♪ Ooh baby damn oh shit ♪
♪ Everybody wants a little ooh ah now and then ♪
♪ The kind that makes your toes curl ♪
♪ Ooh baby damn oh shit ♪
♪ This what I told her she could do for me ♪
♪ Sat it on my face ♪
♪ And I know you want it ♪
♪ As soon as I put ♪
♪ My hands on your waist ♪
♪ Baby I know you want it ♪
♪ And oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Sat it on my face ♪
♪ Baby I know you want to ♪
♪ As soon as I ♪
- Yo, she get to smoke up all the bud
and drink up all the drink.
- You know what she's getting.
- Is that some type of an inside joke or something?
- Nah.
- Nah or no?
- No.
- Okay, don't you two start.
- Please don't.
- Start what?
- You guys get too sensitive too quick.
- And y'all get too crazy to quick?
What happened to the agreement
that we just signed hours ago?
- Oh it's still in place.
- Yeah but y'all was in the rear view mirror though
so we left.
- Okay, it was all Emily's idea.
- No, it was Brandy's idea.
- Okay, don't lay on her.
She is not here to defend herself.
- [sighing] Whatever, Isha.
- Okay, don't get started with me.
Okay, because Kevin's in the mood.
You swore it was not going to end up like this.
- Hold on, miss big mouth.
Since you running your mouth,
how was it supposed to end?
- I mean she planned the whole thing
from the get go.
We called and told her you guys were going out.
So she told us to be on standby, waiting.
- And?
- And then Brandy logged into Red's cloud
and so forth and so on.
- Look, it was all in fun, okay?
We just wanted to hang, you know,
distract you guys from any temptations.
- Mhmm, that part.
- But you married me.
- [Emily] Yeah, with the hope for change.
- Mhmm, and we know you two together.
And Red doesn't make it any better
because he'll have you drinking and smoking all night
and you won't remember the foul shit you did.
- Yup.
- I love how you had this shit
all narrated in your head though.
- Mm-mm, mostly her.
Me, just a smidgen.
- Yeah right. - Yeah.
But you just ran your mouth
like a little teenager pointing all the blame to me.
- Mostly you.
- So why the fuck are you so insecure, Emily?
Damn, I done told you once
and I told you twice!
- Are you for real?
- Yeah I'm for real.
- Why nobody tell me
the food was here? - Look at these two.
- It sounded like you already had your mouth full.
[guys laughing]
- You already know.
- Wait, back, back it up.
I don't want no pubic hairs
flying off your mouth into my baby food.
Chill, my guy!
- Shut up, Terrance.
Besides, I'm waxed.
- Oh my goodness.
Boo, you are the homegirl,
but that is definitely too much information
about something I don't want to know about. [laughing]
- I know, it's scary.
- Oh, how do you know where my stash at?
- 'Cause I watch you stash it!
What you mean?
- No, because you nosy.
And your ass should be right here cleaning up.
You just going to be watching me all damn day.
- How are you to go from a steamy sex session
to just a whole arguing session just like that?
- You know what?
I'm around here picking up after the kids all day.
And then they running around here messing up.
Just like they did.
- Don't you wanna be a damn porter all day
around this bitch?
[men laughing]
- A porter?
- Yeah, a porter.
That's the inmate that clean up after the other inmates
so he could cut his time out.
He did that when he was locked up.
- He did time?
Why didn't you tell me that he did time?
- It's none of your business.
- I'm his wife.
And I deserve to know if his friends did time or not.
- Why?
- Don't Brandy know everything about you?
- Yup.
- Kev.
- It's not none of my business to!
- Why do I always feel like the oddball out?
- Man, you overreacting.
- All the time.
- Wow.
Isha and Terrance had only been married for a year
and I feel like she knows more about things than I do.
- That's because you put yourself
in that predicament.
- [Terrance] All the time.
- How?
Because I'm not down enough?
- Hmm?
- Hey, how's that mean?
- [Isha] Yeah, what does that mean?
- You guys always treat me a certain type of way
including you and Brandy.
- Girl, if you don't... - Uh oh.
- Be quiet and take another shot
'Cause you tripping. - Please.
Give her something.
Chug.
- Look, I just want to be included, all right?
- Then just sit back and chill.
Matter of fact, all y'all need to sit back and chill.
'Cause it's supposed to be a celebration.
- No sane person celebrates
the end of child support payments.
- You crazy like that crew, girl.
The hell you talking about?
- So what else don't I know about you guys?
- Brandy used to be a stripper.
- I could have guessed that.
So was it before you and Red or afterwards?
- What?
You think I'd put my woman out there
to be no damn stripper?
- Like it happens,
right?? - It does, it does.
[Isha laughing] - You know I might take
Ish down there for a little sauce.
- [Isha] Yeah right, shut your ass up.
- Well, you know what?
We met at the strip club that I worked at.
He used to come to the club every night that I worked.
And the cutest part about it was
he didn't buy his friends to sit down on the front row.
So you know, they couldn't get a view.
- Kev, was you there?
It don't even matter.
You know what, strippers, they are sexy.
- But the thing is
you never really leave the craft.
Come on guys.
Yeah, come on, come on.
Follow me, come on.
Get up, follow me.
- [Terrance] Yes.
- There she go.
- [Isha] Woo woo woop!
♪ Let me throw down down that pole ♪
- Follow me, follow me.
- Where are you taking us?
- Somewhere where you can get business if you want to.
- Okay, well I hope it's not a shit's nest down there.
- Oh it's not,
dang! - This is where the magic
go down, bro.
- Yes. - Ooh!
- All right guys. - That's how your boy
got a toilet on.
- This is where the creative imaginating actually happens.
You know! - This'll feel
both of y'all up.
- [Isha] Let's do this!
- Let me give y'all some music.
- [Red] Play that shit, mama.
[R&B music]
♪ I'm going to the gentleman's club ♪
♪ Where thugs get love ♪
♪ Lap dances for a dub ♪
♪ A place where playas get laughed at ♪
♪ Girlies make they ass clap ♪
♪ And everybody's having fun ♪
♪ I'm going to the gentlemen's club ♪
♪ Where thugs get love ♪
♪ Lapdances for a dub ♪
♪ The place where players get laughed at ♪
♪ Girlies make they ass clap ♪
♪ And everybody's having fun ♪
♪ Oooh I'm going to the ♪
♪ You call it Wednesday ♪
♪ We call it hump day ♪
♪ Or throw a dollar at my favorite lady lumps day ♪
♪ Where all the players go ♪
♪ Just to celebrate ♪
♪ And all the hustlers just exaggerate ♪
♪ On dough they make ♪
♪ See it's a vacation ♪
♪ For those who working hard ♪
♪ Or just infatuation ♪
♪ For those who feel in void ♪
♪ But who knows how it goes ♪
♪ When the clothes ain't a factor ♪
♪ When dolls get exposed ♪
♪ Now she's showing me affection ♪
♪ Gentlemen's club ♪
♪ Where thugs get love ♪
- [Brandy] All right, Ish, let's go.
You're up next.
Runner up, runner up. - Okay.
All right, but I'm more of like a
fast music type of girl.
- Yo, give my baby what she want.
- Okay, I got you, Ish. - Steam it up.
- Here we go.
- Oh. - Got you.
- Yes indeedy, my sweetay.
Yeah.
- [Brandy] Hey girl, I know you can do better than that.
♪ Feeling your self ♪
♪ Just to let you know that you're not by yourself ♪
♪ I'm a team player ♪
♪ I'm a lover not a player ♪
♪ You're my best friend ♪
♪ Stay to play a hemps ♪
♪ Sit back, relax ♪
♪ And let yourself get sure attached ♪
♪ She's such a freak ♪
- Look at my baby. - Slide that pole.
Show us something else!
- [Red] Oh, there's that butter sauce.
So that's your man of 20 years.
- [Brandy] All right, Em.
All right come on, you up next, let's go.
- Okay. - Ooh, gotta see this one.
- You know.
Tag team, girl. - Tag team!
- Ah! - Ah, boo!
- [Terrance] That's my ballerina.
- You know, I just hope that my husband
likes watching me
as much as he likes watching his side chicks.
- [Brandy] Uh uh.
- I'm cool.
You can save that little bullshit ass lap dance,
ho dance, whatever you're doing.
- I was just joking!
- [Kevin] You know you wasn't.
- Oh my God.
When I want to be light hearted,
you want to be all sensitive.
- Hey Red.
Oh my god, I saw your studio over there.
I didn't know you did a little something something.
- What, you seen?
- Yes I did!
That's nice!
- Ah shit.
- Let's hear something.
- Let's get it cracking.
[R&B music]
- [Terrance] That's a banger!
- Play us more.
- [Terrance] Banger.
- Man you need to get that shit recorded, that shit.
- [Red] What he said, son.
Shit, I might be able to retire from my job.
Early retirement and shit. - Oh my god.
- Ooh, what size are those skates right there?
- Oh, those are a size eight.
- Girl, I have not skated in so long.
- [Terrance] I hope you bust your ass.
- [Isha] Hey.
- [Terrance] I mean I do but I don't.
- First of all, I was a professional dancer.
So my stamina and balance,
they're on point, okay?
- Girl, what kind of dancer?
- Professional, minus the pole. [laughing]
- Whatever, don't hate, don't hate.
- Jazz, tap, ballet.
Something like you know, like this, you know?
- Man, that be the shit, play it up.
- [Emily] Don't play me.
- No, for real.
Let's do this though
'cause I got some more of these in my closet.
- Hey Red, I need a pair.
Man, your feet is way too big, man.
Man I'll ball my toes up in them, nigga.
[all laughing]
- All right guys, so we're the brave ones tonight.
We're the only ones to put on the skates.
- Oh my god.
- But I think we should have went outside.
- Girl, I'm not embarrassing myself outside.
- Okay, I haven't done this in like 20 years.
Ah!
Okay, I'm not doing anything fancy, okay?
- All right, okay Ish, Ish.
- Let me. - We got you.
- Ish, do not do anything cute, okay?
- Okay, I know, I know.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
T-Dubb, no, stop, babe.
[Terrance humming]
Babe, no! - Hey!
T-Dubb, no!
No!
- Baby, ah!
Stop, baby, stop.
Terrance, really, stop, stop.
Baby, baby, stop, I'm pregnant.
- What?!
- Damn, what?
- Isha, what the fuck?
What you mean you pregnant?
When was you gonna tell me, Ish?
- I was gonna tell you,
but I was-
- But what, Ish?
What the fuck what?
You tell her before you tell me?
- It wasn't like that.
I was just trying to wait-
- This wasn't supposed to happen.
This wasn't supposed to fucking happen!
I can't have another kid.
I can't have no more kids.
I just paid all my money,
I've been paying 18 years!
All the money I got was going to child support!
- Okay. - I ain't trying
to have no more kids!
- And that's my fault?
- You got pregnant.
- You got me pregnant!
- [Emily] That's crazy.
- You know what you gotta do.
- Are you fucking serious?
- Hey look, I normally don't get in shit like this.
But bro, you tripping right now, man.
- Yeah man, you fading.
- I can't have no more kids, man.
- [Red] Yeah you fading.
- I can't have no more fucking kids!
- [Emily] Terrance, I will stop you right there.
That's fucked up!
- Yo, son.
Get your girl.
Now's not the time.
I will smooth curse her the fuck out right now.
- No, that's fucked up!
Why would you do her like that?
- Won't you worry about
why you're not giving my boy no kids
instead of fuck up my business!
Do that.
- [Red] You okay?
- You told him that?
Kev?
Out of all things, you told him that?
- [Brandy] Everybody tripping.
- Man, what are you talking about, all things?
You always gotta have things your way!
- I never said that.
- You ain't gotta say it.
You told me a thousand times!
- And I'll say it a thousand more, just leave it alone.
- Man, I don't wanna hear none of this shit.
- Look, I'm not having any more kids, okay?
I don't know much more ways I can say that to you!
- What?
What do you mean no more kids, sis?
- Yeah, what do you mean by that?
- Kev, look.
- Did I hear you clearly?
- Kev.
- And you front like you don't know shit about me?
- Kev.
- Man, back up off me, man!
I don't know who the fuck you are anymore, man!
[R&B music]
- [Brandy] Dang babe, I guess this'll blow shit over.
- Mama been nice.
I seen her been nice eight times in her life.
And today's
one of the times. - Well this baby is moving.
I'm trying to feel the baby.
♪ You can be my side piece ♪
♪ But you can never be my entree ♪
♪ So what if you fine like Beyonce ♪
♪ Look what my gigolo would say ♪
- Hey, Kev.
- [Kevin] Hey, what's up Ish?
- How are you?
- Hi. - Good, good.
- Hi. - I'm Vanessa.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
Congratulations.
- [Isha] Thank you so much.
- Do you know what you're having?
- Not yet.
Hence we're at the gender reveal party.
- Oh, hopefully one day I'll have a baby girl.
And we're gonna name her Sparkle.
- Sparkle? - And we'll paint her room.
We have a bright future ahead of us, huh babe?
- Oh.
Okay.
- That's you, Big Kev.
- So how far along are you?
- I'm not pregnant right now
but we're working on it.
- Check crazy for crazier.
My guy.
- Animal themes.
- Yes, so.
How long have you known Kev?
- Emily!
- Divorce is not even final yet, Kevin,
you already hanging out with skanks?
- Man, you tripping, man.
- I stopped dancing professionally because...
I got pregnant, okay, at 17.
By a 35 year old man who claimed that he loved me.
But he went off to be with his wife and other kids.
- Damn Emily, you could have just told me!
- I gave up my son for adoption.
That's not something that I'm proud of.
I don't know what else to do.
I mean, I asked his dad if he could help me.
He didn't want nothing to do with me.
And my mom, she was so livid that I gave my baby up
but I couldn't put that responsibility on her.
- You could have just told me though.
- Nobody knows that about me, Kevin
- I'm your husband.
I should have known.
- Know what?
That I was a 17 year old
fast ass teenager who was sleeping around with married men?
- But you was too immature to even understand that though.
- No, I knew exactly what I was doing.
- Man you can't just carry that weight
on your shoulders like that.
- You know, I really loved your mom.
I don't want to disappoint her.
I already disappointed my mom and
she would've thought of me differently.
- Then you truly didn't know Big Deb.
- That's one secret that I tried to bury.
But it screwed me up.
I have so many trust issues and insecurities about myself.
I know that my son, I know he hates me.
I know he hates his birth mother.
- You don't know that.
- Why wouldn't he?
- Because he don't know the backstory
about his punk ass dad
that shouldn't have never been sleeping around
with a 17 year old in the first place!
- I hate my life.
- Damn babe, don't say that.
- Oh, everything is not picture perfect, Kevin.
- It's supposed to be like that.
- You are the one good thing that I had
and I messed that up.
I'm so sorry.
I love you, I'm sorry.
- You made it so hard to love you.
But I never stopped.
- So what about Vanessa?
- What about her?
My wife want her husband back.
- I do. [chuckling]
She do look kind of crazy.
I don't know where you be finding these girls at.
- No comment.
- Boy.
- Girl!
- Boy. - Girl.
- [Everyone] Boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl.
- It's about that time for us to say
it is- [popping]
[crowd cheering] [R&B music]
♪ Remember first time I met you ♪
♪ Standing on the bus stop ♪
♪ With your tank top on ♪
♪ Sucking on a lollipop ♪
♪ I'm in my seven six ♪
♪ Baby girl I had to stop ♪
♪ Popped out while my shift still roll ♪
♪ Throwing in work dog ♪
♪ Them bamboos done caught my eye ♪
♪ And I can tell by your look girl ♪
♪ You know you're fly ♪
♪ With your short shorts on ♪
♪ Trying to show your thighs ♪
♪ Tatoos on point with some high tops right ♪
♪ Toss you on the chain, ring on the finger ♪
♪ This brother harder than Venus play Serena ♪
♪ Shit, I been in love since I seen her ♪
♪ Ghetto as she wanna be ♪
[crowd cheering]
- [Woman] Team boy, team boy, team boy, team boy.
- No, no, no, team girl.
- All that girl stuff sound good
but I know for sure it's going to be a boy.
Yeah, I know it's going to be a boy.
I was right about Terrance and Em baby.
- Em and who?
Who's the man? - Oh baby
you know I'm talking about you.
Come on now, baby.
- Come on Miss Cher, I just hope so.
- No baby, I'm right.
Looky here, looky here.
- Look, I'm good either or way,
however, a boy will sound very good, right?
- Well I hope it's a boy
so we can have an arranged marriage.
- With who?
Not with nothing coming out of Evel Knevel.
- Baby.
- Stop it.,
- All right now.
Everybody, let me get your attention over here, please.
- [Shirley] For what?
- At this time, I would like to give a toast
to my son Kevin and his lovely wife Emily.
I'm so so proud.
Thank you guys so much.
I know it was hard for you, son, to invite me here
because our relationship hasn't been the best.
In fact it's been on the rocks.
But I want you to know, I do appreciate the gesture.
All right?
Now raise your glass.
[crowd cheering]
Even though your mothers couldn't be here today,
I know that they are with us in spirit.
And that they're very happy
that our family is expanding,
as well as I am.
I love you son.
- I love you too.
- Here, here it is.
Here's to a girl or a boy!
[crowd cheering]
- Team blue, team blue!
- [Woman] You have to drink that.
- That's right, sis, thank you.
[crowd cheering]
- [Kevin's Dad] Raise them up, raise them up.
Baby girl.
- [Emily] It's blue!
[women shrieking]
[R&B music]
- [Brandy] It's a boy!
[women shrieking]
- Hi. - Aw.
Hey, Epiphany.
- Hi, baby, where is she?
- [Woman] She's right here.
- [Isha] Hi, baby!
- [Terrance] Aw, look at daddy's baby girl, yeah.
- [Isha] Epiphany!
- Is daddy and mommy on the way home, baby.
- Hi baby.
- She's perfect.
- Number eight.
- Too great.
- [Isha] Mama?
♪ Right from the start ♪
♪ Don't ever take your love from me ♪
[R&B music]
♪ Music to my heart ♪
♪ A sweet melody ♪
♪ You were heaven right from the start ♪
♪ Don't ever take your love from me ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
- [Kevin] Em, why you so insecure, damn?
If I told you once, I told you twice.
Damn, like.
- [Man] Keep that cake in that mouth.
- [Man] You took so long.
- Key lime, wait!
- [Man] Retake.
- Oh, shh..
- You know.
Tag team, girl. - Tag team!
- Ah! - Ah, go!
- [Terrance] That's my ballerina.
- [Emily] I would hope that my husband
likes watching me
as much as he likes watching his side chicks.
You know me. - Uh uh.
- I'm cool.
[R&B music]
- [Kevin] You a bomb CBD bath.
- CBD, for real?
- You can't beat that.
Matter of fact, let me pour you some wine.
[mumbling]
- Okay.
I think I'ma go freshen up baby.
- [Woman] And cut.
- Why you so insecure, Brandy?
Damn, why you go.
- That's not me there.
[everyone laughing]
- I got a version.
- [Man] Not bad.
- Cut it there, run it back.
- [Man] Not bad line talk.
- [Man] You in trouble now. [laughing]
- Who the fuck is Brandy?!
- [Man] Liar, liar.
- Don't say that to Emily.
- You have me squabbling here.
- [Woman] All right guys, let's pick it up from...
[R&B music]
All right, Brandy, I'll clean up eventually,
I'll clean up eventually, action.
- I'll clean up eventually.
[man laughing]
- [Woman] Red.
[everyone laughing]
- [Kevin] He lost in it.
He lost in his soul!
- I was in 20.
[R&B music]
♪ A sweet melody ♪
♪ You were heaven right from the start ♪
♪ Don't ever take your love from me ♪
♪ Look, I don't think you wanna take your love from me ♪
♪ 'Cause look, I don't feel complete ♪
♪ Unless you're loving me ♪
♪ Look, I can't feel no warmth unless you hugging me ♪
♪ Silk sheets and a Vegas suite ♪
♪ Popping them bottles of bubbly ♪
♪ Hey, music to my heart, music in my veins yeah yeah ♪
♪ Music in my soul ♪
♪ Music keeps me sane yeah yeah ♪
♪ On the eye and smiling how you make me feel ♪
♪ Stay giving me your all ♪
♪ Never put up no shield ♪
♪ Keep it real you know the deal ♪
♪ You're my perfect match ♪
♪ And when I go through pain ♪
♪ You the perfect patch ♪
♪ Heaven from the start till infinity ♪
[chill jazz guitar music]
♪ Baby girl it seems I got a body ache ♪
♪ Into physical ♪
♪ Ain't too much more that I think that I could take ♪
♪ I need a recharge ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ I try to handle on my own ♪
♪ Glad you play it well ♪
♪ Off the strength that's in my backbone ♪
♪ Still I got the strength to show you that it's on ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ Ooh let's take it slow, let's take it slow ♪
♪ I'm in no rush to interrupt this flow ♪
♪ Keep it cool ♪
♪ Steady steady as you go ♪
♪ I'm loving this way you're loving this ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ Gratefully ♪
♪ You got the same coming in return ♪
♪ I believe in giving you what you earn ♪
♪ Sexy do your thing, girl gon end ♪
♪ Hear me babe ♪
♪ We can do this we can do this ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ We can do this we can do this ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice ♪
♪ And it's because of you ♪
♪ That these things are true ♪
♪ I appreciate the time that you give ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ You got it together every time that we meet ♪
♪ Either in the club ♪
♪ Or when we bump in those reeds ♪
♪ If we think about it common need ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ You're highly pretty and you're honey sweet ♪
♪ All the things you do mean so damn much to me ♪
♪ Let's go to dinner baby it's my treat ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ You're corpo conflicted, you got pretty teeth ♪
♪ You're what most men might call a good commodity ♪
♪ If I can have you on my team ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ We can do this we can do this ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ We can do this we can do this ♪
♪ Heal me babe ♪
♪ I need you ♪
♪ To come here ♪
♪ Be sexual with me ♪
♪ And feel it's real ♪
♪ I'll feed you ♪
♪ All the food that you need ♪
♪ It's spiritual through physical ♪
♪ I need a healing ♪
♪ From you I need a healing ♪
♪ From you from you ♪
♪ I need a healing ♪