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- You know what they say about Deacons daughters?
You don't?
Well, you will now.
(suspenseful music)
Come on baby.
Come on in here.
Come listen.
Because you gonna wanna hear this story.
My story.
At least how I remember.
(lively music)
(indistinct chattering)
(upbeat music)
Daddy raised me to believe justice
will be delivered by hand of God.
- But I know the business.
(lively music)
- [Day] But my sisters think God can use a little help.
(suspenseful music)
- You know Day are nothing but a fat bitch.
I can't stand none of y'all.
(suspenseful music)
- I don't like being called fat
and I sure as hell ain't no bitch.
Now before you judge me and my sisters
let me explain what happened.
♪ Good morning sunshine it's a good day. ♪
- Hello friend.
All right.
Let's see.
Be nice to me this morning, please.
It's never the same routine each morning.
Even though being a foster mom is great.
I wanna have kids of my own.
I believe that God will bless me one day
but until then, I'm just happy being a foster mom.
- Good morning beautiful. Come here.
Okay. Listen. I got it.
Why don't you do what you're doing.
I'm gonna go downstairs and make breakfast.
Okay. You ready?
You guys hungry?
You want breakfast?
Okay. You're doing that thing with the lips,
you know that's why married you?
There is no other reason.
- And don't burn them pancakes please.
- Mommy, mommy.
- Hey good morning baby.
Hey, you want some blueberries on your pancake?
- Yes, please. Thank you.
- Pumpkin can I have the bat please?
Why is he playing with the bat?
You're trying to get him...
- Because maybe he's gonna be a little baseball player.
- Not in my house.
Please and thank you.
- We're always playing in the house.
Don't we have fun playing in the house?
- So what are they gonna help with?
- Cook pancakes.
- You guy are making me just a little nervous.
Would you mind going watching TV for me please pumpkins?
- Okay mommy.
- Mommy's is being a bit crazy come on we go this way.
- Just go make her watch TV here.
(phone ringing)
- Thank you.
- Listen, baby I really need to talk to you.
I opened up a letter and it's from the Child Service...
- Hello.
- [Shane] Day where the hell are you?
- Shane, what?
- [Shane] You can't answer your phone.
Hannah and Donny are at it again.
- I told you I was coming...
- [Shane] He is beating her up.
- Is this an emergency?
You know we're trying to get ready.
- [Shane] You need to over here right now.
Day where are you?
I've been trying to reach you.
- I told you earlier I was coming.
I'm coming.
I can't get there any faster Shane.
- Now he is at it again.
He is hitting her. He is going to kill her.
- I'm on my way.
Fine, I'm on my way.
- Come now.
- Bye Shane.
- Okay, baby listen.
Calm down. Come here, give me a kiss, come her.
Calm down, I got this.
I'll get the kids ready.
We'll meet you at church.
Go help your sisters.
- Please.
- Okay.
- I forgot something, excuse me. Just...
- We have to talk though.
We can talk later.
- That's fine. We'll talk later.
- Baby, hold on. Baby what are you doing?
Do you need me?
- Yeah, I need you.
- Okay.
- I need you to let go first. Let go.
Now I need you to go get the kids together
and bring them to church and just get ready for me.
Okay? I'm coming, I'm gonna be a little late,
but I'm coming.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- I love you. I'm coming.
- Where are you going with the bat?
- I'm coming.
- Everything gonna be okay?
- Yeah. I love you babe.
- Okay, you can't hit nobody in the head
without no breakfast.
No pancakes and nothing again.
- I'm going to kill him.
It's too early for this kind of drama.
How can I have my own kids
when I'm constantly taking care of other people's problems?
Buddy, I don't know what you're doing,
but you need to get the hell out of the street.
Come on lady move.
Especially my sister's drama.
My sister Hannah wanted me to be there for a reason
because without me,
there's a good chance
that Donny would disappear without a trace.
Now I usually can't contain him
or want abuses in the equation.
You can forget it.
- Hurry.
- Day.
(car screeching)
- Come, we've been waiting.
- Look, he won't let us in.
I can hear her screaming from here.
(indistinct chattering)
- Open the door.
Open the door Donny.
I know you're in there.
I know you're in there, I'm gonna call police.
Open the door!
(indistinct chattering)
- Open the door Donny.
- Hell no.
You brought the whole family.
- Donny, open the damn door.
Forgive me honey,
I've been wrong for not introducing us sooner.
As you know I was a little distracted.
My name is Sunday Juanita Robinson,
but everybody calls me Day for short.
And these are my sisters.
Okay. So really they're like my cousins.
I was adopted by my uncle, Roy.
He's the best.
And to be honest,
I think I have a better relationship with dad
than any of them.
Now over there, that's my sister Rhea.
Child, She is a hopeless-romantic
that daydreams way too much.
She's completely unpredictable, irrational.
And it could fall in love with
the next guy that walks in here.
No, seriously like the next guy.
That's my sister, Mackenzie.
Rhea's twin, she's always agreeing
with her twin who was unable to think rationally.
Now, if you mess with one of them,
you better be prepared to fight them both.
(arguing indistinctly)
That's Tonya, the surgeon,
she is the oldest and believes the sun rises
and sets over her bed.
Her own father said that if the devil had a wife,
it would be her.
Tonya won the Miss Congeniality pageant back in the day,
Miss Philippines. She shouldn't have won a thing.
But I think she won because they're scared of her.
(audience cheering)
- I have brothers.
I do have sisters
and I have cousins and we're a very large family.
In fact, I would kill for them.
(audience cheering)
- Doctors are supposed to help people, right?
Personally, I just think she likes cutting on them.
Now that is Shane.
She's the baby girl of the family.
She's quick with the tongue
but she got this thing for older men.
Look, don't ask me, honey
because I don't know why she got this old-man complex.
We got a daddy. Okay.
And he's a good one.
And that is my sweet baby Hannah.
Child he is spacey as hell
and marches to the beat of her own drum.
I think trouble loves to follow her.
And I often wonder if she enjoys it.
Her and Donny, child they fight every couple of months.
And we end up right in the middle of it.
I don't know why we over here fighting Donny anyway.
She ain't gonna do nothing
but take her butt right back over there to him.
(indistinct chattering)
Where is the key?
Who got the key?
Open the door.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey Donny. Donny.
we just want to talk to you. I swear.
- Hell no Tonya.
You think I'm crazy?
Get the hell off my apartment.
(indistinct chattering)
- [Donny] Shut up.
- Don't tell her to shut up Donny.
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- I'm sorry.
- [Day] Open the door.
- Okay, let me try. Let me try.
- [Donny] Go. Get off my apartment.
- Donny.
- Shut up.
- Donny, this is Mackenzie.
You know me. I'm rational. I swear.
We only want to talk.
- Get your sisters off my porch.
(Hannah crying)
- Babe just let them in.
- Donny open the door. You know me.
I'm not gonna do anything.
- She's gonna be nice.
- I ain't about these games now.
Y'all bring this drama over to my house?
Y'all need to go home.
Go home.
No I got this.
- Hannah.
(indistinct chattering)
- I swear. Donny!
- Open the door Donny.
Open the door.
(sisters yelling)
- Just go around back see if you could find another way in.
Donny open the door.
Open the door Donny.
- Open that door Donny.
- Open the door Donny.
- Hey go turn it on. Go turn it on.
- Open the Door Donny.
- I swear to God. I'm gonna kill of you.
- You're gonna do what?
Open the door.
Where's my sister Donny?
Give me my sister.
I want my sister.
I heard her screaming Donny, I want my sister.
- [Tonya] Donny open the door.
All we want is Hannah.
Hannah come open the door.
Donny I know you're hearing. Open the door.
- Wait, wait.
- I'm doing it. Give me a minute.
- Mack, turn it on.
- Turn it on?
- Turn it on.
Hurry up.
(water drizzling)
(indistinct chattering)
- Did you call your sisters?
- I'm sorry Donny.
(indistinct chattering)
- Please, I'm sorry.
- Your sisters are over here.
- Hannah? Hannah baby are you okay?
Open the door. Hannah.
(water drizzling)
- I'm sorry I don't know what to do.
(indistinct chattering)
- Come on, hey. Open this door.
- Come on. Spread out.
- Come on. Come on, they're right down here.
(indistinct chattering)
- You want some more?
You want some more?
(indistinct chattering)
- I'm calling the police.
Y'all assaulted me in my own house.
- And I told you next time it will be more.
- Who stabbed me.
Damn it man.
- I told you Donny.
I told you last time I came over here.
Don't be touching my sister.
And I'll tell you don't touch my sister.
I'm not playing with you.
- Day you need to get out of my house.
- Shut up.
Stop putting my hands on my sister Donny.
Do you understand me?
(Donny speaking indistinctly)
- You ain't nothing but a fat bitch.
I can't stand none of y'all.
- Did you call me fat?
(indistinct chattering)
(Donny yelling)
- Don't make me come back over here Donny.
Shut up.
You think I've come over here to talk with you.
- Oh God.
You know that I fucked up when you
and your sisters come up here and burgle my house.
Y'all took it to another level,
but you know what?
I'm gonna take it to another level.
Go get them boy.
Bring me back some flesh.
- [Day] Come on boy.
Let's go. Your dad is sorry.
- Y'all trying to take my dog?
- Brutus
- Brutus, what the hell are you doing Brutus.
I promise you. Brutus.
Y'all trying to take my dog.
- [Day] That's right, good job baby. Your daddy is sorry.
- Brutus. Brutus bring your ass back here.
I hate you Day.
I hate all of you and your sisters.
Tonya, Rhea and Mackenzie.
And that little short heffa.
- You want me to come back inside?
- I'm calling the cops right now.
I hate yawl.
Don't come back here.
Hey who put a damn water hose in my truck?
Y'all flooded my truck?
(Donny yelling)
- [Day] Damn right.
You don't want to get on our bad side.
Hell I don't even know why we over here fighting Donny.
She ain't gonna do nothing
but go back over there to him anyways.
God's gonna have to forgive us
for stirring all this drama up
this beautiful Sunday morning.
It is all good.
(church bell tolling)
♪ Jesus knows ♪
♪ All about our troubles ♪
♪ He will die till days comes. ♪
- I should be talking about love.
(congregation applauding)
God is love, amen.
- [Congregation] Amen.
God is love.
- God is love.
You look at your neighbor
and you tell your neighbor,
It ain't if.
- [Man] It's when.
- It's when.
- [Congregation] Amen.
- It ain't if. It's when.
- [Woman] When what pastor?
- When we you all sit on the same pot.
- Hannah couldn't even come inside.
Too embarrassed.
'Cause yeah, everybody in the church is nosy.
Everybody gonna ask what happened.
Today was a waste of my time
because all Hannah kept saying was,
"I must've done something wrong
to make him beat me."
Well, made me want to use a bat to knock some sense in her.
- I saw y'all coming in here all late,
looking a mess, where were you coming from?
The club?
Church is over.
- Hey guys.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
They were sitting in the back.
They've been here the whole time.
Okay, okay it's time to gossip
because y'all ain't miss nothing in the first place.
Okay. Pastor had the nerve to be talking
about the sanctity of marriage.
- What do you mean?
- Pastor talking about marriage
and he is having an affair with sister Walsh.
- I'm telling you look so nice.
You just need somebody to get out that crook at your neck.
- Let there be light.
- You know the pastor is in a wheelchair.
Come on, how he could he possibly be having an affair?
- You might walk, you better hold on now.
- No I'm trying a nap now.
- Look at them over there.
Like he's in a sports car.
- Can I push you around?
- Well I wish you would.
- That's right, I show can do it.
- You help me up there on stage?
- Oh yes.
- Let me hold you bible.
- You can hold more than that.
(both laughing)
Everything, good Lord. Thank God.
- It don't matter what they are saying,
you know that right.
(indistinct chattering)
- Well you got clue me in.
- I'm cluing you in all right .
- Okay, good.
- Ask and you shall receive.
(both laughing)
- Can I speak in tongues?
- Something's going on?
- Yeah, find out.
- I always do.
- You better get it.
- Wait pause it. Pause it.
- No.
- I know I got to get the popcorn and some food ready.
Pause it.
- I didn't loose a pound this week.
That's the problem.
I just want you to just.
- Okay. Salad.
- Salad, please. Light dressing.
Nothing creamy. It should be something on the fridge door.
It's mom's fault though.
She's the one that named me Sunday.
Does that sound like dessert or something?
- No you don't.
- Yes I do.
- I should just probably blame all
of my overweight issues on her
and then I won't have to be eating salad
when everybody else is eating pop-corn.
- I got some skinny fat on my thighs.
Cedric loves it, but I cannot stand it.
- Skinny? Fat?
- I love everything else about me though.
- Tonya. You're such a...
- Bitch?
- Yeah. So it's just like you.
- You know just like all of y'all.
- Come on Tonya, I think you are bipolar.
- Yeah, you think so?
- Jeez. You know?
I didn't know you knew how to think,
- It's a chemical imbalance.
- Oh.
- Seriously?
- Chemical imbalance.
- No, no. She is right. All of you are both right.
- Oh gosh.
- And play. Press play.
Push play
- Who has the remote.
- Oh God.
- I just brought over for a little while.
- Okay. You know, that's disgusting.
- She is watching the movie with us.
- Wait, did you wash your hands when you fixed my salad?
- Yeah, I've washed them. I did.
- Oh hell no.
- You guy, I gotta take this.
- You guys leave my baby alone.
- Who is it?
- Hey.
- Anyways, I don't need to discuss
this with her in here anyways.
We need an extra hour rehearsal
and I just got some great ideas
for the black and white musical next week.
One more hour of rehearsal time that's all I need.
- Longer rehearsal times Rhea?
- Just one more hour.
- Why do we have to wear black and white anyway?
- I think it's a great idea.
An extra hour is not gonna hurt us.
- Okay. Thanks Sis.
- You know why we were black and white.
It's the black and white musicals.
- Duh, black and white.
- Okay.
I do agree that we do probably need
a little extra rehearsal.
A hour won't hurt,
but no new moves.
We don't have time for that.
- Move.
- It's called excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
Your sis is back. Can we play the movie?
- Press play?
- No, no, no, no, no.
We can't play the movie yet.
- Why?
- Okay. We can in a bit, but I got some news.
- Great.
- Okay guys.
I'm getting married.
Look, it's big too.
Look Day.
- To who?
- Shane you know who.
Yeah you know who.
What, nobody cares?
- No, nobody cares. Can you press play please?
Press play.
- No. Who are you getting married to?
- No seriously.
- To Matthew.
- She met him four months ago.
- Four whole months.
- Four whole months. Wow!
- Can I get a solo in the musical?
- You barely know this guy.
- I know this guy.
Y'all are so negative.
- You get in love.
Fall in love. Fall out of love.
Find somebody new corner store whatever.
Like every quarter.
Every quarter you fall in love with somebody new.
- No I don't.
- Yes you do.
Then you think you all in love.
You get your heart broken.
You go out and you find all kinds of monkey, cats
and stuff for you to save because you got to fill this void.
You have to do something about this void you got.
- Whoa! Hold up. Hold up.
I foster animals for whatever reason
you foster all these little kids.
To see a new kid every couple months.
- Girl don't let me hurt you.
- So no solo?
- I mean, I brought you here
to tell you guys something important.
I mean, getting married is important, right?
- I like the ring.
- Thanks Hannah.
- You guys are my sisters, right?
- Yeah, we're your sisters.
- Let me see.
- Oh Rhea.
Gosh. It's so fake.
You know, your ring is fake.
Your love is fake.
This compulsion to save all these goddamn animals is fake.
What the hell is wrong with you?
- I'm not talking to her.
But the rest of y'all I am talking to you.
I just told you I'm about to get married.
- So you get the picture?
Good. We don't care.
Can we move on please?
(indistinct chattering)
- I'm gonna cut her Day.
I swear to God I'm gonna cut her.
- Tonya, why are you even here?
- Why are you here?
- You're evil sometimes.
- I should kick her.
- Oh, you're so angry?
- Oh, I'm not angry.
I ain't angry yet.
- Well, you know what?
At least none of the rest of us,
still lives at home with daddy.
(girls yelling)
- Seriously Tonya.
- Why are you so evil?
- You guys that's enough.
- You know what? Shut up.
Didn't I just help save you
from getting your dumb ass beat?
(ladies screaming)
- Sit down.
- Listen. I'm not playing with y'all. Stop.
- I should let her go.
- Oh, and look here who made you captain?
- This is my house.
- This is your house?
- Yes.
- You know what?
You're still a joke, and you're a joke
and you're a joke, and you're a joke
- A joke?
- No, you're a joke.
- Can somebody press play please.
- You're a joke.
And you know what?
Your whole life is a joke, Tonya.
Yeah. Why don't you invite sitter up to your office
up to your doctor office, miss America.
- And what does that supposed to mean?
- You know exactly what that's supposed to mean.
Your dirty laundry is all over the street.
You are so sloppy.
They are not rumors sis.
You don't even know.
- You know what sweetie?
I could poison you and your little Milkshake cat
and no one would know it.
- God would know it.
- I just need you guys to stop.
- Wow! Poison my Milkshake cat.
You know what?
I don't have to hate you Tonya.
You're self destructive
and you're just a time bomb waiting to explode.
Yeah.
- Listen stop corner or cheater.
They're awesome choice.
- Shane you don't even even know.
Because you're so caught up in your old man.
I need to school you.
- Rhea, don't do that.
- You don't know.
You really don't know.
- Why don't we just push play and watch the movie?
- I know all about it.
- You know what?
(indistinct chattering)
- Shut your little mouth up.
- That's not funny Rhea.
- It's funny to you.
Let go of me.
You want to go at this?
You know what?
Forget it.
I'm out of here.
- Tonya.
- Don't call me next time you little bitches need something.
- Tonya.
- I'm done.
- Tonya.
- Bye-bye.
- Tonya.
- Bye bye, don't choke on that popcorn.
- Rhea, every time.
- We just want to watch the movie.
- I'm trying to watch the movie too.
I was having a good time,
till y'all ruined it.
- You.
- Everybody out.
Every body get out. Get your shit.
Let's go. Thank you. I gotta go to work.
- I had a date anyways.
- Goodbye.
- I can't leave because I don't have
the key to daddy's house anyways.
- You betta go to Starbucks
Get a coffee do something.
By the time I come downstairs
I'm in my uniform,
I want all of these clean.
I don't want you gone.
And take you little monkey cat with you when you go.
- Day.
- I'm not playing with you.
- Are you serious?
I just said I was getting married.
- It is always you.
- Didn't I make you a salad?
- Goodbye Rhea.
- And some popcorn.
I hate y'all.
Dang.
- Why should I have time for their problems
when I'm fighting demons of my own.
- Mr and Mrs. Royal, the state has legal custody over Kylie.
You do know that, right?
Once the legal guardian.
In this case, her uncle can demonstrate
that he is fit to take care of his niece.
He will obtain legal custody.
I am truly sorry for what you think she may have endured,
but we have found no evidence of any type of abuse.
So at this point, we have to accept that
and be happy that Kylie is now gonna be with family.
- Okay. We are Kylie's family.
Okay. Has anybody evaluated and accepted the fact
that this man is about to get out of prison?
Has anybody evaluated or accepted the fact
that this man is an alcoholic?
- Isn't there something you guys can do?
Maybe we can do like a probationary period
where he can come to our home to see her first.
Is that something you guys can do?
- Again. Thank you.
- You are taking her from her safety.
Well your system sucks ass.
It does.
You guys need to do more.
You have to make me take my baby from my home.
I'm supposed to just agree
with the fact that you want me to go back my baby up.
And tell her,
"Oh yeah girl, it's fine,
we're gonna take you back to
the man who you were running from the first place."
Right? Is okay?
So what do you expect me to do?
I knew tonight was gonna be rough.
Kylie didn't take the news too well that she was leaving.
- Mommy, I don't want to go with uncle
because he is like a mean monster.
- I know baby, but...
- I wanna stay here with you.
- Kylie I have to let you go with him.
- No.
- I know, I'm sorry, but you'll always have home here.
- I want you to stay here with you.
- I want you to stay with me too Kylie,
but he has guardianship,
which means that he is the person
that you have to stay with.
- I don't want to stay with him.
- I know.
- Okay, I don't want to go with him.
- But you know what?
I love you?
Enter the tickle buddy.
(Kylie laughing)
The tickle buddy loves you.
All right, under the covers please.
Yeah, I'm gonna tickle, tickle, tickle you.
May I have a kiss please?
- Yes.
- Goodnight baby.
- Goodnight mommy.
- Should I kiss Mr Bunny too?
- Yes.
- No, you kiss Mr Bunny.
Close your eyes?
Say your prayers.
Goodnight baby.
- Goodnight mommy.
- Sometimes the path you think you're gonna take.
Isn't always what God has planned for you.
I guess I do have kids of my own already.
I just didn't realize it until now.
(somber music)
What?
What Tonya?
- Stop acting like you don't remember
what she's going Through.
I can help you and you know it?
- No, Tonya...
- No I can handle this.
- How're you gonna do it?
- You know.
I'm gonna have to handle this like I handle everything else.
- Tonya's please we'll handle it.
Just let us handle it. We can.
(somber music)
(children singing indistinctly)
Tonya is right.
I do know what Kylie is going through.
Daddy was always helping somebody
and everybody really back in the day,
especially kids and family.
Our aunt couldn't control her son Tariq.
So dad said that he could come
and stay with us while he tried to help him.
We were so young.
Tariq was older, almost 19 at the time.
And as dad would have put it,
"Tariq was cut from another cut."
Tariq started coming in the room
while we were asleep at night and fondling Tonya.
she fought him off several times,
scratching through his skin.
But his sickness made him try even harder.
(Tonya crying)
He would attack Tonya then Hannah.
They wake up screaming.
Dad would run in the room,
as Tariq quickly made his out before anyone saw him.
No one ever told.
Tariq's threats were not to be taken lightly.
And he was becoming more and more aggressive.
I never thought he'll try to touch me.
I thought I was safe,
being that I didn't think I was as pretty as my sisters.
I was wrong.
And it was just a matter of time
before he was gonna go after the twins,
or even Shane, we could not let that happen.
- Okay, guys, everyone come in.
This is serious.
I need you two, to stand guard under the kitchen table.
Okay? Pretend like you're frisky and make cat noises.
When you hear him coming.
That way we'll all know that he's coming.
Day and Hannah it's your job
to put all your weight on him.
And twins, when you come inside, close the door behind you,
we won't have that much time to duct tape him.
All right?
All right guys, this is the plan.
Let's get him.
- [All] Let's get him.
- [Day] To be in her 16,
Tonya seemed like she knew it all.
She had the plan right down to the T.
(suspenseful music)
- What you ladies doing out of bed?
- It's nothing Daddy.
It was just a ghost in the house.
- Ghost don't hurt people.
People hurt people. Now go to bed.
- [Day] I wasn't quite sure what she was going to do
after he was duct-taped.
But I knew we had to make an impression.
Like clockwork Tariq came for me.
Except this time we were all waiting.
Tonya quickly unzips his pants,
removes the scissors from the floor
and without hesitation, cuts him.
- That's the last time you're gonna hurt any of us Tariq.
(Tariq grunting)
- Tariq fought as hard as he could.
I remember tears making their way down his cheeks
and needless to say, he never touched us again.
We only cut him.
What if daddy knew?
Daddy would have killed him.
(cat purring)
- Oh, can one of you get that?
It's just our cat Chili.
- Okay.
- Oh how cute you kept Chili.
I didn't know he could knock.
- Yeah.
(both chuckling)
- Chili, Chili. Hey baby.
(indistinct chattering)
- Let me brush her.
Is this her brush?
- Yeah.
- Oh what's that smell?
- What is that smell stinks?
- Yes, she was outside by the dumpster.
- She likes playing in the dumpster.
She loves garbage.
- She's the King of the trash.
(cat purrs)
- She loves twinkies.
- Oh he does.
- Is that your twinkie?
- Chili loves twinkie.
- What's going on sis.
- Ricky.
- Oh my God.
- What's up Hannah?
Hey babe what's going on?
God I'm so hungry.
Sorry I'm late.
- Jeez. Your hair has got long.
- I know it's been a while, right?
- Yeah. Okay.
How many braids do you want?
- How about we talk about, 20?
- 20.
- Yeah 20.
- It will be great.
- Yeah.
(cat purring)
- So Beth says you guys had fun on your camping trip.
- Oh my God, We had an awesome time
Except for the fact that was catching scabies,
but other than that it was good.
- What's that?
- Oh, scabies?
- Basically they are little micro bugs
that we got while camping.
- That's an easier way of putting it.
For the bugs.
It's okay.
- It is pretty nasty.
- Those little bugs were everywhere on our skin.
It was so itchy.
They were pulling them off of us with tweezers.
- Tweezers. They got stuck really bad
like my skin...
- Yeah, right there.
It was tough.
They had to cut it.
- But basically all we have to do now is wash
and burn everything.
- Yeah.
- I'm rude, did you guys want anything to eat or drink?
- Oh my, yeah.
- No.
- No we are not.
(indistinct chattering)
- I'm almost done.
- You're almost done with what?
- Your hair, It looks really good.
- You're not done with my hair.
You haven't done anything to it.
- Now this may not seem like a big deal
to some of you out there, but listen to me carefully.
This is serious.
If you think the fight with us and Donny was bad.
Try pissing of Mrs. Ailen
She stayed for hours venting.
I didn't have the heart to tell her pastor put Ricky
and Beth in charge of the cooking.
- Okay. No milk, no eggs
nothing but a bunch of salad dressing.
Day, pastor had the nerve to take me
out of charge of this kitchen.
I've been running this kitchen
for the past 25 years and I don't intend to quit now.
- Pastor knows better than to be taking Mrs. Ailen
off the cooking committee.
She's been cooking for Mount Hope for the last 25 years.
And he already knows she's ready
to put his foot in the grave child.
- We can't have that other church coming over here
and we ain't got no food.
I've had enough.
- That's her kitchen.
Rick and Beth are too darn dirty
to be cooking for anybody.
And that cat Chili.
(upbeat music)
- So, the new boyfriend.
The new husband or the new man.
I'm confused.
- I kinda postponed it.
- You just told me that...
- I think that's a great idea,
but she just met him. Okay.
She knew him for about two days
and then she was engaged.
(door bell ringing)
- Who's that?
- I know who it is.
- Who is that?
- He is on time, Day.
It's a good sign.
- Who is on time?
- My blind date Shane hooked me up with.
- What!
- Hold on, hold on.
- Hold on baby.
You come here and eat that's fine.
But you can't invite random boy toys
and people to my house without asking.
Our house. This is our house, we have kids.
- It's a blind date.
I don't even know this guy.
- But you brought him here.
Why did you bring him here?
- I'm not gonna invite him in daddy's house.
- But you brought him here?
- Where else is he gonna come?
(door bell ringing)
- Go get the door.
Go answer the door.
- Try to be nice.
- Don't ever be like aunt Rhea.
- Come on Rhea. I don't care even if he is Donald Trump.
(door bell ringing)
- Listen. Keep your sister in check.
- But mommy be mad.
- Why you didn't say anything?
You should have said something.
(indistinct chattering)
- It's your house.
- It's your house too, she is your sister.
- But you're the man of the house.
(indistinct chattering)
- And then Tonya come here and stab me?
- No, ain't nobody said anything about stabbing.
(indistinct chattering)
- Dale, this is my family.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Dale.
- Nice to meet you all.
- [Kylie] Are you rich?
- Don't do you just love it when kids tell on people.
(crickets chirping)
- Well thank God for Dale.
- That Dale looks so familiar.
Okay. Do you guys have anything special planned for tonight?
- Yeah Dale what are we doing?
- I was thinking we can go to the movie.
- Yeah, take her to the movie Dale. Nice play.
- A movie sounds like fun Dale.
She loves movies.
In fact she loves the ones
where you have to read the entire time.
- Oh really.
- Subtitles.
- The subtitles.
- She likes movies.
- I like those too.
- Yeah she loves those.
- Oh, Dale like the computer, Dell.
- Oh my gosh.
What took you guys so long? I'm so hungry.
Where's this place at?
- We were shopping.
- But you guys told me, you guys were coming two hours ago.
So I was waiting for you guys
for two hours while you were shopping, really?
- The music will take your mind off food.
- You know, you guys can be so rude
and inconsiderate sometimes.
- Shane relax.
We're getting you some food.
- [Day] I knew I knew Dale before today,
but Rhea had already left the house with him.
He's a coworker's husband,
trapping women with geek charm.
- It's a beautiful night.
- Stinks, smells like pee.
- [Day] He is known for talking rich, but playing broke.
But he ran across the right one.
- Hey.
- Is that Rhea?
- Who is that guy with Rhea?
Turn around.
That's so weird.
Yes turn around.
- Well the bus should be coming here for about 20 minutes.
So we won't be here long.
(Rhea chuckling)
- Right now I'm living in my parents' house.
With my sister and my dog and...
(vehicles noise engulfing Dale's words)
- What she doing at a bus stop?
- There is my sister.
- Come on Dale.
- Hurry Shane, get in .
- Move over here. Move fast.
- I'm sorry Mackenzie have to get in the backseat.
I got to sit in the front.
- Smells like pee.
- Oh my God Zaydie thank you so much.
- Really Rhea.
- I almost had to catch the bus.
- You stink. What were you doing at the bus stop?
- It smells like pee at the bus stop. I know I stink.
- I was gonna catch a bus because of Dale.
- Hi Dale.
- Who is Dell?
- Dale right there, he's my date.
- Yeah. Thanks Shane.
You hooked me up with that.
This is your fault.
- Oh my God, it's not.
- He was gonna take me on a bus.
- This is him.
- That is him.
- This is is all your fault Rhea.
- This is all your fault Shane.
- Diana's friend?
- Diana's friend is your friend, is your fault.
I was gonna have to get a public transportation.
- I thought he was rich.
(whispering indistinctly)
- He's not rich.
Rich, cute.
- Listen.
- You said cute.
- Don't be laughing at him. That's not funny.
- Listen, I've never met this guy,
and I didn't say he was handsome.
I said he was a keeper.
- Thank you very much Shane.
- Will you stick to the rich and the whole man thing?
- This guy is rich.
- But he's not rich.
- Stop.
- We're at the bus stop.
I'm catching public transportation.
Do you know he lives with his mother?
And his sister and a dog.
This is all your fault Shane.
- He told me that he was rich.
- This is all your fault.
- Looser.
- I know.
- Goodness.
- I will never ever go on a blind date.
- Can't believe I almost got on a bus
and I stink like pee, thank you Shane.
And I was gonna have to watch a movie.
And read the movie.
- Hey guys, I think he can hear us.
- Excuse me. Can you tell me where we're going?
Are we still going to the movies Rhea?
- We're supposed to get food.
- [Rhea] You shouldn't get anything?
- Well, I'm saying though, it's girls night.
It should be easy to pull somebody.
- Ain't none here though.
- I'm just saying it's getting old, man.
I guarantee you.
- What?
- You will never catch that mess out of me.
I keep my stuff on track and together always man.
- You're lying, what happened last week?
- We're not talking about that man.
- It's all messy man.
- I never saw a spot.
- Oh Zaydie those guys are so cute.
- Oh my gosh Dale.
- What are you gonna do about Dale?
- Okay, where's my jacket.
Where is my jacket.
- It's okay Dale. I got this.
I'm so sorry, Dale.
Sorry about this.
Whatever you do, don't take it off your head. Okay?
You know what?
Not even a Sunday school with us.
- Okay go.
♪ With my dreams on my back ♪
- Oh yeah.
- Hey fellas.
- Damn, y'all fine.
You fine, you fine, you fine.
Oh my gosh.
Let me be proper about this.
What's your name?
- My name is Rhea.
- Rhea.
- Like a ray of sunshine.
- Wow. Now what about you?
What's your name love?
- I'm Zaydie
- Oh gosh, just ecstasy in here.
And what about you?
- Mackenzie.
- Mackenzie. Oh my gosh.
Wait, what's going on here?
What's over there?
- What's that about?
- Who is in that Jean jacket?
- Don't worry about him.
- Yeah.
- That's my blind date.
- It's okay.
- But he's not good anyway.
- Oh, okay church. I got it. Good girl.
- Yes, we are good girls.
- I love the good girls man.
- Okay, you know what?
You know what?
I'm sorry to cut this short now,
but we're actually trying to get somewhere.
We're trying to get some food here.
So nice to meet you. Have a good night. Thank you.
Bye. Zaydie go.
- I can cook you seven courses.
Just tell me what you like.
You look like you like spice to do with some...
(speaking indistinctly)
Is that what you want?
I got you, baby. I got you.
Just let me know.
- Bye.
- Bye guys.
- Drive Zaydie.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna be right her waiting for you.
- Let's get back in the car man.
- Dale are you okay?
- He's fine, he's fine.
- See how that works.
And I ain't even have to get involved.
- Look Day.
You could only do what you can do
and let God handle the rest.
All right?
I mean, you do have faith, right?
- Yeah.
- Let me ask you something.
Have I ever let you down?
- No.
- Do you think that I would just carry you somewhere
and leave you or place something on you
that you couldn't handle?
Do you think I would do something like that?
- No.
- You know, I'm gonna tell you why.
Because you know I will give you my very best.
You know this, don't you?
- Of course. You are my father.
- Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
God, you are my father.
Say it.
- [Both] God, you are my father.
- And let me ask you something else.
Do you think that he would just leave you alone?
- No.
- Has he ever abandoned you?
- No.
- See, this is what I'm trying to tell you baby.
And you remember when I used to sing that song?
You know, when y'all was growing up
we all get around.
And I will sing this song.
♪ Oh Lord. ♪
♪ Oh Lord ♪
♪ Say you've been so good to me ♪
♪ And I were just sitting here thinking. ♪
♪ Looking over my life yes. ♪
♪ And you've been so good to me ♪
♪ When I was down down to my last dime. ♪
♪ You made on way for me. ♪
♪ Every time ♪
♪ I said you brought me ♪
♪ Yes from a mighty long way. ♪
♪ Oh yes, yes. ♪
♪ Yes. You brought me. ♪
♪ I was going down for the last time ♪
♪ but you brought me ♪
♪ so glad you brought me. ♪
♪ Yes you did. ♪
♪ I said you brought me ♪
♪ From a mighty long ways. ♪
♪ I've got to say thank you. ♪
♪ Thank you. ♪
♪ In a good time thank you. ♪
♪ Thank you. ♪
♪ When things don't go my way, thank you ♪
♪ Thank you. ♪
♪ Yes, I said you brought me. ♪
♪ Yes from a mighty long way. ♪
♪ Oh yeah, yes. ♪
♪ Oh yeah. ♪
You just pick yourself up and show God that you trust him.
You do trust him, don't you?
- Yes I trust him.
- Okay, let me give you a kiss baby.
- Thank you daddy.
- Don't worry. Just keep your faith in God.
He got you.
- I prayed for God to just send me some help.
And in walked the devil.
Hey.
- Hey, hey.
you know all that taking up for Hannah
and she's already back with that no-good Donny.
It was always the same song with her.
What's the matter?
You're mad at me.
You can still be mad at me.
I'm the only one you never have to save.
- Tonya, I Just have a lot on my plate right now. Okay?
So we're done here.
I need to go to ER and check on Mr. Gregory.
- I can tell you've got a lot on your mind,
but if you want my advice.
- I don't. I really don't.
- I understand you want to do the right thing you know.
Me too. What do you think?
God's not gonna give you your wings
if you just chill out for a bit?
Have kids of your own.
Let those stressful crumb-snatchers go back
to their respective homes
and just focus on you for once.
Don't you want to do something for you for once?
I mean, you've been talking about wanting to lose weight.
Look at you.
A couple of things going on at your teeth.
I know a great plastic surgeon.
- Tonya, I didn't recall asking you for your sick advice.
You think I don't see you prancing up and down hallways,
pretending like you care about these people?
You don't. you are so lost.
Why did you become a doctor?
Is it because of the prestige
or maybe you just like cutting on people Tonya?
Dad could have left me,
but he gave me a chance and I love those kids.
- Yeah. You know, all I'm saying...
- Tonya, stop pretending to be a saint.
Come Sunday, you're gonna have
on your big hat and your Christian Louboutins
but you don't know the first thing about being a Christian.
Why do you even go to church Tonya?
The devil still comes out of you at every opportunity.
And for the record,
you don't have to worry about me, Tonya.
You don't have to worry about my teeth
or my weight or anything else
that does not fit your standard
because I'm beautiful just the way I am.
And my husband.
Yeah. That thing that you don't have, Tonya,
he loves all this big black eyes.
So if you'll excuse me
I've got patients. So do you, doctor.
- You know that I'm just trying to help.
- I know Tonya.
And that's the scary thing.
- [Preacher] Amen.
- [Congregation] Amen.
- [Preacher] Amen. I'll rebuke him.
The devil is in here.
- [Lady] He is weak.
- [Congregation] He is.
- That's right.
- Let me say that again.
Amen.
- [Congregation] Amen.
- Let me say it again.
The devil is in here.
- [Congregation] Oh pastor.
- And we gotta get the devil out.
- [Congregation] Get him out sir.
- Ain't no good.
Not good for nobody.
Surely not good for me.
Yes sir.
Got me all heated up
and today in the sanctuary,
love is in need of love today.
- [Congregation] Love is a need of love. Yes.
Love isn't love until you give It way.
- That's a good word.
(pastor singing indistinctly)
- [Man] Sing pastor.
- That's right.
Ain't no one got greed below in here?
- [Congregation] What now.
That's what I'm talking about.
Break it down pastor.
- Because if they are,
we're gonna kick them out.
- [Congregation] Kick them out.
(indistinct chattering)
- Amen.
- [Congregation] Amen.
- Because I do it.
I got to do it every day.
- I do not know who.
- That's right.
- [Congregation] Amen pastor.
- Betcha he can't kick with his left foot.
- I have a pet frog.
- [Congregation] Frog!
- How much are we paying him?
because he ain't worth a cuss.
- Talk about love pastor. Talk about love.
- And talk about lust.
- The devil is in here.
I'm looking at one devils right now.
A third of them descended down from heaven.
And she is one of them.
- You ain't worth cuss,
ain't nobody worried about nothing you got to say.
If the deacons had any sense whatsoever,
you wouldn't be sitting up there in that wheelchair now.
- [Preacher] That's right.
That's right.
This is a sanctuary.
It ain't if.
- [Man] It's when.
- It's when.
- [Congregation] Amen.
- It ain't if. It's when.
(indistinct chattering)
- Just because I know your business, preacher,
maybe we wouldn't have all the problem in the church.
And I've been running this kitchen for 25 years,
but I don't intend to quit now.
Now, rebuke that.
- I rebuke you.
(dramatic music)
- There is a mutiny in this kitchen pastor.
You took my kitchen from me,
but I'm taking my kitchen back.
(choral music)
♪ Pass the potatoes, ♪
♪ Tomatoes, some peas and some spice ♪
♪ I'm gonna put together. ♪
♪ Some food. ♪
♪ Just the best meal of your life. ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ Put the food in that thang ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love. ♪
♪ If it ain't good it's just stank ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Cooking something ♪
♪ Put the food in that thang ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ I've got some onions, ♪
♪ Some garlic, some carrots and thyme. ♪
♪ Can't keep them waiting ♪
♪ Not for long ♪
♪ When they got food on the mind ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Cook child ♪
♪ You put foot in that thang. ♪
♪ If it at ain't good it's just stank. ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Because like being in love ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ You put ya foot in that thang ♪
♪ If it ain't good, it's just stank. ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ You betta cook child. ♪
♪ If it's this good baby. ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ You put the foot in that thang ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ You put you food in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ Put your foot in that thang. ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ When it is just good makes him stay ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ If it ain't good it just stank ♪
♪ Put your foot in that thing ♪
♪ Put your foo in that thing ♪
- [Day] What Mrs. Ailean wants,
Mrs. Ailean Gets!
(congregation clapping)
The black and white musical was a success,
but it was also the day
that Mrs. Ailean took her kitchen back.
Lesson one, never take a kitchen from a black woman.
It looks like I'll have Kylie back soon.
Her scumbag uncle up and suddenly disappeared.
Claims he's missing here.
I am not surprised.
God always has a way of taking care of things.
- Hi. You're probably wondering who I am.
Well, my name is Tonya and this is my sister Shane.
Shane, pass me the knife.
Don't try to talk.
You have nothing good to say anyways.
You know, Kylie is a sweet girl
and you haven't been a very good uncle to her have you now?
(Uncle muffling)
Shut up. Look, That is what I thought.
And you didn't think we'd let a sicko like you,
take her away from Day now, did you?
Shane, unzip his pants.
- Oh God. Guys promise you won't do this to Donny.
- This is exactly what we'll do to Donny
if he lays his hands on you one more time.
You understand me?
(uncle muffles)
Shut up!
Nobody asked you.
(uncle muffling)
What did you say?
Good boy.
Sit still like a good little boy.
Here we go.
(church bell tolling)
(children singing indistinctly)
- Oh, I'm sorry honey.
Y'all thought this was a story about some good girls.
- Thank you.
- This is my family.
These are my sisters.
And it's just another Sunday morning.
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ And put the foot in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ If it ain't good it's just stank ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ You put your foot in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ When it's this good makes him stay. ♪
♪ And some onions ♪
♪ Some garlic, some carrots and thyme. ♪
♪ Can't keep them waiting ♪
♪ Not for long ♪
♪ When they got food on they mind ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Put the foot in that thing. ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ If it ain't good, it's just stank ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ Put the food in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ When it's this good makes him stay ♪
♪ You better cook child. ♪
♪ You put your foot in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love. ♪
♪ If it ain't good, It's just stank ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ You put your foot in that thing ♪
♪ Cooking's like being in love ♪
♪ When it's this good makes him stay ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ You put the foot in that thing ♪
♪ Put your foot in that thing. ♪
♪ You better cook child ♪
♪ Put your foot in that thing ♪
♪ Moving down ♪
♪ Moving down to Georgia and I won't look back ♪
♪ Headed down ♪
♪ Down to Georgia with my dreams on my back ♪
♪ Heard about the people loving everyone they meet ♪
♪ Grabbed my guitar ♪
♪ Jumped in my car just to be a Georgia Peach ♪
♪ Georgia's where it going on ♪
♪ It's where the love is ♪
♪ Hitting hard and strong ♪
♪ It is never quiet ♪
♪ Go ahead and jump for joy ♪
♪ Come Sunday morning ♪
♪ On Sunday morning ♪
♪ Moving down ♪
♪ Moving down to Georgia ♪
♪ And I won't look back. ♪