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Oga Richie. Oga Rich, sir.
What am I supposed to do? What am I to do?
Hurry up and bath.
Let's go to a party--
If you weren’t boring, babes,
I would take you partying, spoil you.
But you’re boring.
Here is my rent, babes.
And I think next time I go partying, you have to come with me.
‎I'm off to bath.
-You're a houseboy. -God, hope you're hearing.
Hope you're hearing all my heart cry.
Silly man, I tell you I'm hungry and you're fooling around.
I want to help you, saying babes like things like this.
Hey, piss off! Don't give me that attitude!
-Really? -Imagine.
Does he think you're playing games?
Friend, you know I'm broke.
-Playing games here. -I'm not playing games.
Let's get them.
What do we have here?
‎Let me see.
And he's like yellow.
Just like me, hey?
I'll send him a message. What should I say?
Say…
Then say…
Four times.
‎No, three times. That's too much.
-Is four too much? -Three is perfect.
-Oh. -What?
‎Already replied.
‎I enjoy the fruits of your labor.
You're lazy.
But you're my friend, aren't you?
We're not here to play around.
‎Am I pretty?
Move. Don't let him see you.
‎Right?
-Hello. -What are you watching?
‎What are you looking for here?
If you are passing, walk past. Why you watching someone's house like that?
So you're here to visit or to work?
-No. -You have no permit?
That's right. You must get a permit to work here.
You can't just come like that from Ghana and work here.
-Sorry. -Thank-you, very much.
‎Go on, leave.
I'm working and you're looking, how would I know you're not a thief.
‎…you take whatever you see from me.
Let go of me!
-Take this girl away, quickly! -Ah, shut up.
What are you even doing here?
Come, come, come, come.
Throw her out in the streets.
Seems like this guy is crazy.
-Yahoo boy with tum--. -Can a Southie yahoo scam a Nigerian guy?
Impossi-can't. Calm down.
‎Clive sent me pictures ‎of his cars and house.
It doesn't suit you.
And tomorrow is right now, so where's the rent?
Friend, can you pay it for me this month?
‎Babes, you want me to pay it for you?
‎What is my rent money compared ‎to those rich guys you hang out with?
Oh, okay. You want me to spend my…
shoe budget and pay your rent?
No, babes. Hustle.
You can be grumpy after our selfie. Come on.
What will he do if he finds me like this? What then?
I think I should bath and put makeup on
‎and you should do the same. ‎Then maybe we can get
a rich man for you too.
You know I don't care for rich men.
Well, I do. Unless you want to be a hobo.
‎Take a bath…
Sorry, ma'am. One moment, please?
And kaboom, then she ran.
The friend of all friends.
Where is he?
-Don't know. -Hey, you. Richard.
-No. -Don't make me crazy, boy!
Are you crazy?
Stupid idiot.
No, look. Don't speak.
Don't speak.
‎What's your problem, anyway?
Come, let me tell you something.
All right, wait...
I said, wait, just be patient.
Brother, what's going on? I hear you're looking for me.
Where were you?
-Yes, sir. -Oh boy, I wish I could be like you.
You know how it is.
But man,
‎I'm tired of it.
-Yeah. -Brother, you're trying.
-It's not easy now. -Hmm.
-You should try that someday. -I'm making the effort.
What about the job thing? How's it going?
What's wrong with you? On the 'net? Are you a yahoo boy?
‎You're not a child.
Com-, com- what?
Tunde Ednut. They're so many.
Is it an HR person? Who? Tunde what?
This guy, seems like it's really yahoo you want to do.
No, no, I don't want to do yahoo.
Gmail or Hotmail.
Please, come here.
Any problem? Is there any-- Hope no problem.
You want to tell me I'm crazy?
Smell your beard.
Isn't that your smell?
‎Smell it, that's a man's smell.
Brother, don't act this way.
-This is-- -It's you.
‎Who did you bring here?
So you didn't bring anyone here?
‎Because it's a man's smell on that pillow.
-Or did you bring a man here? -Brother, you know me, I like women.
-I don't do men. -Richard, this whole...
This whole place is smelling like Richard.
It's smelling like Richard.
Now Richard, go and wash this thing away.
Brother Reggie, this is not me. I swear.
What's the problem?
I wish you can ask me that again.
Aren't you a man?
-Why are you stressing yourself? -It's easy for you to say.
We have plenty ways of getting these kinds of things.
‎If the police see you, ‎if the police blinks its eye at you,
You can tell them to buzz off.
-Hmm. -Hah. The girls here?
Don't make me talk too much.
You don't have?
-No, mine is-- -Hey, stop lying to yourself.
‎You don't...You shouldn't ask. ‎Go ask the girls.
‎or you want a new roommate?
‎Watch me, okay?
‎Like a bath.
‎Never in my life.
I'm hungry. I can't deal with this right now.
All right, brother. Okay.
The Lord will be with you. Thank-you.
Huh. What kind of nonsense is this?
You're so beautiful.
Hey, sweetie. Will you show me?
So pretty. You all right?
Then why so quiet?
Are you afraid of me?
A prostitute who doesn't like to be touched?
I called you what you are. What did you come here for?
Nothing is going to happen here today.
Hey, then what are we doing here?
Hi, guys.
Your thighs are so white, it's like they're made of snow.
-Slow down. -What's the matter?
She's never done this before, she's nervous.
Can I get you champagne?
‎Cool, friend.
Just give me one kiss. Or do you want cash up front?
I know.
‎I'm sorry, friend.
That rubbish.
Hey, catch him!
Hey, you.
Why are you looking at me strangely?
Because you do strange things.
At your age.
What's so funny?
Do you realize how much younger he is than you?
And not grannies like you.
What's so sexy about you, tomboy?
Whatever.
Listen to me. Firstly,
I don't sleep with young boys.
That boy is not by Ben10.
He's my nephew.
Really, ma'am?
Sorry.
He really did her wrong.
And now she's depressed, ma'am.
‎What did he do to her?
Like I mentioned, ma'am,
Why does she allow men to sleep with her?
Ah. Disaster. From that dog? Good luck.
But I don't understand. How does he accomplish all that
while he's living under his brother's roof?
Really?
Listen to me.
That boy is a good-for-nothing.
‎That parasite is jobless and broke.
Girls who are like that, like your friend,
‎who believe that house belongs to him.
He is broke, he has nothing.
Now I know why he was acting
‎so weirdly at the restaurant.
-Was that in Midrand? -Yes.
Yes, that sounds just like him.
That guy…
How can I help?
Tell me, how can I help?
I'm glad you asked, ma'am.
‎I have a plan. I'll tell you.
Listen to her.
Don't keep suffering. Men will be selfish.
Oga, this is a big one.
Oh. How did it go with you?
I'm from deep rural Nquthu.
Not like that.
I was the one who changed Richard's diapers.
Up until the age of twelve, he used to wet his pants.
-Whoo. -You know…
‎I cleaned his underpants.
Tiny pee-pee, but massive testicles.
Traditional healers couldn't give him medicine to make it grow.
Nothing.
I took him to Venda,
where there's a tree with growth potion.
‎But still nothing.
You should have seen him,
sticking it into every tree he could find.
Hey, mama. Go on. Go on.
He owns nothing. No bike, no house.
It's all a figment of his imagination.
Yes. And cut.
Thank-you, ma'am.
-No, man. What is it? -Thank-you.
Thank-you, mama, for helping my friend.
You two, so desperate for pee-pees.