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Laughing, Giggling and Clapping.
YARUKI !!! Laughing, and giggling. Crowd Sounds.
Actors repeating Yaruki during opening credits...
Actors saying their names...laughing !
Who do you think you're talking to Bob ? Ha Ha !!!
Hey what's up ? It's Eadweard.
Ayaka speaking Japanese the she speaks in English.
I Love Japan !
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
My name is Ayaka Nakano.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
I live in Tokyo.
Salaryman's Shoe !
Ayaka speaking Japanese. Funny guy laughing on street.
Ogawa: Hi Eadweard-San. Welcome to Japan.
What is this ? What is this ?
Train sounds.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Sometimes in the morning I have to rush out from my house.
I am usually on time, but sometimes when I'm being late
I get a bit irritated.
Because on the train there are so many people pushing me.
I get a bit irritated, I get a bit irritated, I get a bit irritated.
Because on the train there are so many people pushing me.
I get a bit irritated, I get a bit irritated, I get a bit irritated. Fades away.
Faint: I get a bit irritated, train sounds.
Hey What's up ? It's Eadweard...!
and you are probably wondering why I'm in this film,
and the answer is because I made this film,
and you know what ? I have a message for Bob Harris...!!!
Yeah, I've stayed at The Park Hyatt on the 51st Floor,
and I got a little buzzed listening to jazz in The New York Grill,
but you know what ? I've never been "Lost in Translation" in Tokyo.
Ayumi speaking Japanese. Ayumi English: You're not funny Eadweard !
Funky arcade machine sounds in background.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: My favorite time in the morning is sitting in front of the table
waiting for my breakfast to come out when to start my day.
It's wonderful to have a wonderful breakfast to start with.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: When I'm walking in the crowds of people
sometimes I feel I'm really small,
but at the same time that is really comfortable for me.
Sometimes, I feel that I want to disappear in this crowd.
Eadweard: I love street art. You know I've been a street artist my whole life,
and as an artist, sometimes it's the only way
to communicate to the world.
Japan has some very cool street art,
and I enjoy walking around, and taking photographs all of the street art.
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: I always feel that people who are walking around the subways
their faces are really serious,
and they look really intense, they look so stressed to me.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: On my holidays I always go out to shop,
that is one of my favorite thing to do,
and when I am shopping I really feel comfortable.
I really enjoy it especially when it's with my friends.
Ayaka speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: When I go out to eat dinner I always think a lot of things,
because there are so many restaurants that I can go to.
It's not even Japanese restaurants, There are Korean restaurants,
Thai restaurants or other kinds of restaurants.
Crows squeaking, and people talking.
I always think for a very long time to decide what to eat.
Crows squeaking and people talking.
It's a good thing about Japan that we have multiple kinds of restaurants.
Eadweard: Hey Bob I just want to give you a little update
of what I've been doing lately.
I've been walking the Tokyo streets at all hours with my camera.
I've been hanging out with Araki at Bar Rouge.
I've been eating a lot of really good desert with "Kantaro..."
Ayumi: Yum Yum Yum...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. Do you think you're funny ?
Ayumi: Do you think you'e funny ? Do you think you're funny ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
You are not funny Eadweard ?
Eadweard: ...and I have been going to that Midnight Diner
for dinner, and just hanging out there until like 2 am
then I go looking for Daido in Golden Gai.
So you know what ? I've been really busy...Man !
Ayumi: You're not funny Eadweard ?
Kumi: I don't think you're very funny Eadweard ?
Ayumi: You're not funny Eadweard ?
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Looking down the street at the people walking,
when I watch them especially when it's sunny.
I feel a little bit jealous of them. I feel like I wanted to
go out, and stay with them. So I can have fun.
Eadweard: I just love Tokyo. I mean it's a busy city,
but it's not a stressful city,
and it's gotta be one of the greatest cities in the world.
You know Tokyo never sleeps,
and if it does sleep.
It's on a train.
Kumi Nakayama: Speaking Japanese. Train sounds.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: I'm worried about that so many people
now in the train, touching their cell phone
without talking with others.
Train sounds, people talking.
Eadweard: I love using the train. You know I get my Suica card.
I walk through Tokyo Station, and I just go anywhere I want.
I go everywhere. No one knows where I'm going,
and sometimes I don't even know. No one bugs me,
and I don't bug anybody....haha !
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard why are you always on the train being filmed ?
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Train sounds.
Ayaka: I always think about the same thing on the train.
On the train to my work, I always think that
hopefully this job will get finished soon,
because sometimes I get really tired,
and that makes me really lonely after awhile
talking to the customers, because the customer will leave me.
Kumi: I am not lost in translation.
I am not lost in translation.
Arcade sounds.
Eadweard: What's up man ? Huh ?
What am I going to do now ?
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Eadweard: I'll just chill out for a little bit here in Marunouchi.
Listen to some music.
People watch.
Enjoy this beautiful day.
Ogawa goofing off to the Salvation Army band playing Christmas music.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: I have traveled all around the world already,
but I have never seen a country like Japan.
Japan is very different from any other countries.
Eadweard: Chilling out has made me so hungry.
I think I will go eat some pizza now. Let's see.
Where should I go ? Should I go to Savoy
or should I go to Pizza Studio Tamaki,
because those are the best two pizzas in Tokyo.
Ayumi: Oishi Oishi Oishi ! Yum Yum Yum ! Oishi Oishi Oishi !
I am so hungry now. That pizza is so good...!
I just can't wait.
It's insanely good...!
Ayumi and Eadweard: Yum Yum Yum ! Yum Yum Yum !
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard every time I see you, you eat sushi or pizza.
Eadweard: Yum Yum Yum !
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: The happiest time that I enjoy in my work
Is when I talk to the customers especially when
they are interested in my talk, and they talk a lot to me.
I love hearing different stories of each
customers from other countries.
Kumi: I am not lost in translation.
Ogawa: What is this ?
What is this ?
What is this ? What is this ?
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Beautiful Madness. I love Tokyo ! Beautiful Madness. I love Tokyo !
Ayaka: I love Tokyo !
Ayakai: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Beautiful Madness. I love Tokyo !
Eadweard: Bob seriously man you gotta step away
from that New York Grill sometimes, because you know
you're just sitting there drinking all night, and day,
and it's like you're not really seeing Tokyo...Man...!
Ogawa: Eadweard did you find Bob ? What is this ? What is this ?
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny ? Ogawa What is this ?
Ogawa: My name is Masahiro Ogawa Hi...then translates in Japanese.
Ogawa: I have been staying in Tokyo.
Ogawa: Speaking Japanese.
Hi Bob lets go to get a drink.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Street noise, people talking, excitement.
Ayaka: On my way to home
I always think about what I am going to eat at night.
It's crowded in the train, but it doesn't matter,
because I always think about my food to come out.
So when I go to the grocery store,
I always buy some good stuff, healthy,
to make my day better.
Eadweard: So I think the world just needs to embrace street art,
and create areas for artist to work
on the streets, because the streets are really the only place left
where artist can create without the art world politics.
Kumi Nakayama
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: I think it's very funny to see the drunks late at night
dancing, and singing on the street.
Sounds of people having a good time.
Laughing...!
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Every night I make Ramen or Spaghetti
or other kinds of noodles.
We have multiple kinds of noodles in Japan.
I love noodles, and making them is simple,
and it makes me really full, and I love it so much !
Eadweard: I'm sitting here on the train and I'm wondering
where are all these people going, then I start thinking
that I don't even know where I'm going today,
because I didn't plan anything. I just get on a train, and go...haha...!
You know what. If I don't like that I will just get on another train,
and go somewhere else. Maybe, I will go to Shimokitazawa.
I don't know. Haha...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard why are you always on the train being filmed ?
Eadweard: I actually didn't make it to Shimokitazawa today.
I ended up in Setagaya, and just walked around the neighborhood
checking out all the cool stuff, checked out some antique shops,
and looked at some really cool old houses,
and just enjoyed the neighborhood.
Ogawa: I am lost in translation. I am lost in translation.
I am lost in translation. I am lost in translation.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: At night after dinner I always talk to my friends on LINE,
or I watch movies. Sometimes I do a face mask,
so that I can be beautiful the next day.
Eadweard: You know one thing that really, really upset me Bob
was the fact that you spent the night
with that horrible singer from The New York Grill.
You know she was cheesy. Why did you do that ?
I was very disappointed in you for doing that,
really disappointed Bob. I can't believe you did that !
People on street clapping.
Ogawa laughing...People clapping.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: Sometimes I fell that I'm really fake
talking to Japanese customers,
because they expect me to be really polite
and in Japanese there is Keigo which I have to
admire them vey much, but when I talk to foreign customers
I really feel that I am really friendly.
I can be friendly with everybody in the world.
Street sounds, people talking, laughing.
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny ? haha ! Kyoko laughing.
Kyoko: Why you so funny Ogawa ?
Ogawa laughing...laughing...laughing...Haha, Haha !
Bar sounds, laughing.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: I really like watching a movie by myself at home.
It makes me very comfortable.
It makes me really relieved when watching movies.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
My name is Ayaka Nakano even though I have lived in
the United States for three years. I've decided to come back to Japan,
because I love Japan, this is my home.
Ayaka: Speaking Japanese.
Ayaka: I feel very satisfied with my life.
If I die, I want to try my life again,
so that I can enjoy all this beautiful world.
Guy laughing, and yelling on street.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
My name is Kyoko Takano, and I live in Shinjuku, Tokyo.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
I Love Tokyo !
Sounds of people on the street.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I always have bread, yogurt, muesli,
and most fruits, and the soy milk
with the powder. I don't know the powder with it.
It's not Japanese style breakfast. I always eat a
western style breakfast every morning...hehehe...My Mom makes...hahaha....
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Eadweard: Today I think I will go down to Shimokitazawa, and go hit
some punk shops, go hit some record stores,
buy some crazy, wacky records, and like check things out.
Yeah...That's what I'm going to do today.
People clapping.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Eadweard: Hey Bob did you ever wonder
what your purpose in life is ?
Kyoko: I always leave for work at 5:40 am,
and I will get to the subway station at 5:50 am,
and I always get the same train everyday...hehehe... Every morning...
Kumi Nakayama: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: My dream is to make people happy,
my family, my surrounding people,
and people in the world, and myself...People clapping...!
Street sounds, people, store music.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: Tokyo is getting more modern, and the robot city
especially in three years maybe
then it's changing for the Olympics as well,
but we have so many historical places in Tokyo as well.
But it's going to be more famous for tourist as well,
and I feel quite weird
to see the the English logo on some historical places,
or Japanese things. I don't know...hehehe...giggling...!
...and Starbucks everywhere we have
in some historical temple there is this Starbucks...hehehe...giggling...!
It's quite, It's different.
It's...getting the other cultures. It's very nice, but
we need to mix the proper way to combine with our culture
and other culture....People clapping !
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I think Starbucks is everywhere
even in historical garden or temples. Yeah....
I love Starbucks, because it's very easy to get the coffee,
and to get the space, but we have own food culture,
and no need to go to Starbucks
If you travel to Japan. We need to get the green tea...hehehe....giggling...
...or nice garden with the green tea is the best thing
about being in Tokyo or in Japan, and
other fashions. We have nice traditional clothes,
so no need to get the Zara, or other chain brands.
So Yeah... I feel like it's less interesting
to see the global brand in Tokyo,
and I don't like that if I see the tourist
having their Starbucks coffee. I always think they need to
get green tea, Japanese green tea...giggle...hehehe...!
It's better than the coffee…hehehe…giggling...!
or get some rice bowl, Oginini
instead of the sandwiches from Starbucks I think. Hai !
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: So on my day off I always explore more hidden places,
and the nice place to eat with my friends,
or my mother. So...that's my favorite thing in Tokyo
Is...mmmmmm........eating out,
and finding new things that’s the very exciting thing
In Tokyo, but recently many tourist are coming...giggling...
and it's very crowded everywhere so it's very hard
to find a very quiet place...giggling...hehehe...!
Kumi Nakayama: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: The maid cafe fashion girls
they are cute...I think...mmmhuh...but
when I think of...ah...if they were my daughters age
then I feel somehow complexed...haha..giggling...!
Ogawa: Go get a drink.
Eadweard: Hey Bob You really need some singing lessons...Man !
I mean you destroyed that Roxy Music song...funny guy laughing...!
Charlotte was pretty good, but you on the other hand.
You are a horrible singer...Man ! Give it up...funny guy laughing...!
Ogawa: Eadweard you are not funny.
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ?
Ayumi: Do you think you're funny ?
Eadweard: The funny thing is I never really thought about it.
Kyoko: You think you're funny ? Ayumi is laughing.
Eadweard: Hey Bob Cheeszoo...Cheeeszooo. Put your hand up by your face...haha...
Look serious. Cheeszooo. Smile for the camera. Look Serious now. Hey Bob...haha...
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I love Tokyo, and you know
I have been here since I was born...So
I haven't thought about why, or how I love Tokyo,
but it's very safe even in downtown,
and the people are coming form overseas, or other cities,
but it's very safe, and clean,
and people are genuinly nice.
Sometimes people are like crazy but it's ok. It's very fun.
Eadweard very dramatic: If you guys are looking for Bob
you'll find him at the Bar at The New York Grill.
He's having a relaxing time. He's having a Suntory time.
Kyoko - Tokyo cont...and it's getting more open for other people,
or other tourist, but it's getting changed
only for tourist. So they need to change for Japanese local people...
...Ok...hehehe...giggling...
and we Tokyo needs to
like keep good Japanese cultures, and also
be fit for the tourist as well.
So that's the programing in Tokyo now I think.
Arcade machine sound with funny guy laughing, and yelling on the street.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: What makes me happy is when I feel
that I connect with someone, with others
like new people or my friend or my colleagues or my boss,
anyone not online, or in a SMS messaging, or Social Media.
Eadweard: It's always a great day when you have a driver in Tokyo
driving you all over the city. So I'm on my way to the museum.
Bob I don't know why you didn't have a chauffeur
driving you around in a really nice car instead of that taxi.
I mean the taxi's are great in Japan. But come on man...!
You're supposed to be a celebrity, Rock Star, I mean you're an actor.
You know, like Wow, you should have been in a super, super
nice car like the one I'm in right now driving around in
I'm not even famous man, and they are driving me around Tokyo.
You know what's up with that Bob ? I mean why didn't they drive you around
In a really nice car, limo ???
You know, I just can't believe you didn't have a driver,
driving you around man ! I mean what's up with that Bob ? Huh...!
The one great thing about Tokyo drivers is they are probably
like the most polite drivers in the world.
I mean you rarely hear a horn...honk. It's such a quiet city.
It's very polite. The driving is very polite, and easy.
I love being driven around Tokyo...!
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? People clapping.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I'm working at the hotel industry, and I really love the job,
and everyday I have many guest from overseas,
and I can learn other cultures,
and I can see many people.
I remember that my father always said to me
that Japan is a little bit isolated island.
So I need to get rid of my stereotypes for everything,
and I need to think more wider,
and see from the different sides.
So that's the very nice advice for me...giggling...!
Eadweard: There is one thing I love about Japan. I love how efficient everything is.
It's probably the most efficient place I've ever been.
I love that about it. It's really amazing.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I love going to theatre, plays and musicals,
the theatre arts, and I have been studying
about the theatre art industry as well,
and I did ballet, and figure skating since elementary school maybe.
I love dancing, and express my feelings
in dancing, and figure skating with the music.
Yeah. So now I'm quite busy for work.
I don’t have any time to go to the theatre often,
but the theatre art brings me to the other world,
like very fantasy, sometimes very fantasy world,
or a totally different world from where I live,
or where we are now. So I love going to the theatre,
and escape from the reality, and that's why I love the arts.
Eadweard: Even though the Robot Restaurant is a little too touristy for me.
I actually ended going there with some friends,
and ah...you know what it was pretty cool.
It was actually a lot of fun. I had a great time.
You're killing me Bob ! You're killing me Bob...!
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Arcade sounds.
Kyoko: In Tokyo...mmmm...many things annoy me,
but the most terrible thing is, no one,
no one, said hi...giggling...or no one,
no one opens the door for me,
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ?
and they try to close the elevator faster
even though I'm running to the elevator
everyone tries to close the elevators...haha...giggling...
When I travel to the US or other countries,
their more kind, very kind,
and people said the US, or other countries say
that Japan is very safe...safe,
but not thoughtful.
I feel like everyone is concerned about themselves,
and no one cares about others.
I haven't had the doors open for me...giggling...
It's so funny when I see that, but it's
so sad, very, very sad.
...giggling...Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese....giggling...!
Kyoko: I have been taking a train since I was 2 years old
to go to kindergarten, elementary school,
and Junior High, and now I am still
taking a train to go to work.
iiii...So it's part of my life.
and I don't like it, because it's very crowded,
very humid, and sometimes not so good...giggling...hehehe...!
Eadweard: Today I think I'll just go get on a Shinkansen,
and I'm going to go to Kyoto. It's going to be a great day.
Kyoko Cont: ...but comparing to other countries, I think it's very clean,
very punctual, and everyone is basically polite,
but it's quite weird because we...have ladies train,
trains for ladies you know to avoid
some sexual harassment, or something. It's quite weird...haha..
...giggling...But it's very convenient...giggling...! Ogawa laughing...!
Eadweard: Why you bugging me ? I'm not Bob Harris,
so I don't know why there is always a camera in my face ?
It's like I'm just trying to ride the train.
Kyoko train cont...and I have not seen any clean, and very nice
train in the world, so I love that, but I don't like
spending a long time in the train actually...hehe...giggling...!
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: What annoys me in the train is...
seeing the drunk people, or eating McDonalds...giggling...
because it's getting me more hungry.
I don't like the smell of the French Fries,
and...Yeah...I hate drunk people eating McDonalds,
and of coarse the sexual harassment.
I don't know touching. I don't know how to say it in English,
like touching someone else, the ladies, or woman,
or men sometimes, men touch some other men sometimes,
and I don't know...I hate that...! I can not understand
what they are doing in a train,
they need to go somewhere else to touch someone...giggling...!
I don't know the feelings, but I don't like that.
The worst thing is after work,
I'm...exhausted, and tired,
then to see the drunk people, very noisy.
That's what annoys me every time I see that.
Kyoko giggling...!
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese...giggling...!
Kyoko: After work I go straight home,
and my Mom makes dinner every night for me...giggling...
I don't do anything for housework,
so...giggling...I have dinner with my Mother
then I watch TV, and then I take a shower,
then I watch Netflix...giggling...
...giggling...then I brush my teeth,
and go to bed early, and then some texting with my friends, or
I talk with my friends on the phone,
but I'm still young, I believe,
so I sometimes go out with my friends after work
to bars, not clubs...not the age for me...giggling...
but bars or restaurants or explore new restaurants...giggling...!
Kyoko...giggling...!
Train conductor: Ladies and Gentleman we will soon make a brief stop in Kyoto.
Eadweard: We gotta get off this train.
I can't believe we are already in Kyoto
How fast was that ? Amazing !
Let's go have some fun...Let's go.
Hey Bob. It's me again. I can't believe you didn't take
the Shinkansen to Kyoto with Charlotte.
I mean...What is wrong with you...!
Ayaka repeating Kyoto, Kyoto. Train conductor.
Eadweard: I have been lucky enough to be invited
to two different Geisha houses, and the first one I went into
I felt like I just walked into this episode of Star Wars.
I mean it was like...Whoa..! This is really cool, and it was real dark
and there were all these crazy paintings of the Geishas from the 60's.
These we really famous Geishas, and it was really private.
They own their own club, and not many Geishas own their own clubs,
so usually it's owned by someone else, but..ahh...
So this is like a private club, two Geishas, and a Maiko.
You know the whole thing is...they just entertain rich people,
and it's not about sex or any of that. It's all about culture,
and keeping the culture alive. So they are some of the last
remaining Geisha in Japan, and they told me that there is
maybe 250 Geisha left, and not that many Maiko,
because nobody really wants to do the training,
and it's a lot of drinking. You know later in the evening
we were all getting pretty drunk, and the Maiko was braiding my hair,
and she was telling me that I looked like Jesus.
I was talking with her, and asked her what she did on her day off,
and mmm...She told me on her day off. She puts her hair down,
she goes shopping all day, and then she goes to a movie,
and she only gets one day off a month.
She can't get married until she's 24 years old
that's basically when she becomes a Geisha.
So she has all this training to become a Geisha.
It's not easy work, and their clothes are super expensive.
I think her dress was like $30,000 dollars, and her makeup, and hair.
It takes a lot of work, so ahh...
it's not what people really think that Geisha are like sex workers.
But no...those sex workers are down the street in Kyoto,
and they wear different clothes.
It's a whole different culture. It's a traditional thing.
Ayaka: Osaka, Osaka, Osaka, Osaka, Osaka, Osaka...
Eadweard: I love Osaka, I love Osaka, I love Osaka
Eadweard: Osaka is like Tokyo's black sheep little brother.
I've always been the black sheep. So you know I can relate to that,
and thats's why I really love Osaka too. It's a great city.
Hey Bob It's me again.
What's with the straight face ?...people laughing...!
One time I was in the hotel lounge in Osaka, and...
I went to my room, just to check on my room for a second,
and I noticed. Where's my pillow because I always take my own pillow,
and there is five pillows on the bed and I'm like...Where's my pillow,
because my pillow case is obviously a little dingier than the rest of them.
So I looked through all the pillows, and then I see...
...oh they just put a new pillow case on bright, and clean,
so I go back to the lounge, and I'm talking to the concierge,
and I say, you know they they changed my pillow case,
and gave me a new pillow case, and I don't mind.
I would rather have the new one. He's like no, no don't worry.
We will get your old one back. So I'm sitting there having some dinner,
and the next thing I know they bring up the head maid.
She comes up to me and says I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry...
What's your pillow case look like ? ...uh...It's a large pillow case
that's dingy, and off white. She's like ok we will find it,
and I'm like...hahha...alright yeah, and then the
concierge tells me they are looking through 1500 pillowcases,
and then 20 minutes later the she comes back. Is this it ?
I'm like yeah that's it. You found it. Unbelievable !
She's like don't worry by 9 pm I will return it to your room
pressed, and cleaned, and all this.
So 9 o'clock the doorbell rings in my room,
and the head maid is out there, and she has the pillow case in a box,
and this beautiful letter she wrote apologizing
for losing my pillowcase, and that it was the new maids fault,
and all this...and then she had this beautiful package
of Geisha candies, and I was like, this is like the best service
in the world. I mean where in the world can you go,
and get service like that ? I wrote the hotel, and I said
the service was unbelievable, and
that's why Japan has the best service in the world.
Eadweard: I love Osaka, and it rivals Tokyo,
and the funny thing is, people in Osaka are always asking me.
Do you like Tokyo better than Osaka,
and the people in Tokyo are always asking me.
Do you like Osaka better than Tokyo ?... and
...my answer is I like them both. They are both really cool, cool cities.
One really cool thing about Osaka is
the people there take great pride in the fact that
they don't follow Tokyo's rules.
Whatsoever...! When Tokyo people put on a suit.
Osaka people put on leather jackets.
People clapping and laughing. Ayaka: Kobe, Kobe, Kobe
Eadweard: Then I go to Kobe, and I'm like, you know what...
Kobe is really cool city too. I really like this city.
People clapping, and laughing.
Eadweard: Hey Bob You didn't go to Osaka.
You didn't go to Kobe. The only place you went was the bar
at The New York Grill. What's up with that ?
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese
Ayumi: Do you think you're funny ?...Do you think you're funny ?
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ?
Kumi: Eadweard-san when are you coming back to Tokyo ?
Eadweard: When you are in Nara you really have to watch out
for those deer, because one of them came up,
and bit my friend right on the rear-end...!
Eadweard: Hey Bob it's time for you to quit smoking...Man !
You smoke way to much, and you just need to stop...ok
It's not so cool to sit around smoking cigars at the bar.
Maybe you think it's cool,
but it's not really cool to sit around smoking cigars at a bar. It smells,
and then your clothes smell, your house smells, everything smells.
It's just not cool. You need to quit smoking cigars Bob.
Eadweard: One time I was filming out the train window
on the high speed Shinkansen. I'm not realizing
what time it is...next thing I know, I'm in Osaka.
You have to get your stuff, and get off quick
because that train is going to leave in two minutes,
so I grab all my stuff, and run off the train, and then I get to the hotel,
and I'm like...Where's my phone ? I start looking for it.
I can't find it. So I get my iPad out,
and start tracking it, and then I go tell the concierge.
My phone is on the train. We see it going to Okayama
flying at 200 mph, and there goes my phone...haha...!
It's going to the south of Japan...haha...!
He's like no problem. They are so sweet there,
so he gets on the phone, and calls someone, they call someone,
and then the next thing I know he comes back to me when I'm having some dinner.
We got your phone ! and I'm like no way...!...
and he goes it will be back tomorrow about 3 o'clock,
but I'm so sorry, he goes there's a small charge,
and I'm like what's the charge ?...and he's like
It's $1.75, and I'm like, that's it ?...
Don't worry about it. You know. No big deal...I go...
I would rather have my phone back. That's amazing...!
I can't even believe I'm getting my phone back
because I was so worried, but ahh...that's what Japans about.
People clapping.
Eadweard: I don't know why you didn't go to Kyoto Bob.
I mean come on man. You're in Japan, and you don't go to Kyoto.
You're like too scared that I'm Lost. I'm "Lost in Translation"...Man.
I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do. I'm so lost...!
What am I going to do man ?...I'm Lost in Translation. I can't figure it out.
I don't know where to go. I'm looking at the train,
and It's crazy man. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out.
I'm "Lost in Translation"...Man...I am so lost.
There is so many people. What am I going to do ?
Let's go eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken...huh...ok,
because I'm lost. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do.
So many people. I can't believe it. What am I going to do man.
I don't know. It's crazy. I just can figure it out...!...Girls laughing...!
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ?
Ogawa: Hey Bob let's go get a drink...hahaha...!
Kumi: I don't think you're very funny Eadweard....hahaha...giggling...!
Eadweard: I had an awesome time in Osaka.
My name is Kyoko...Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Kyoko: I think social media...is...not too bad
...as we expected...hahaha...because
I love watching some photos, or some articles,
or some review of restaurants,
or services, or clothes, or everything,
but I don't want to see my friends social media,
because I don't care about what they are doing,
because we are not together.
So it's a very good way to get the news,
or some like topics, or some general information of Tokyo,
or other countries,
but I don't want to see anything of my friends via SMS.
They need to text me or call me anytime...giggling...!
...Ok...That's my opinion...hehehe...!
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
Train announcer: Ladies and Gentleman...
Kyoko: I was born here, and I live in central Tokyo,
and sometimes I feel like quite lonely, or to be alone sometime
then I notice that everyone is here,
but I don't know anyone else, then no one notice me.
So it's quite interesting feeling, and quite weird for me.
I love living in Tokyo,
because everyday it's changing everyday, and people are so kind,
but you know Japanese are workaholic,
and very polite, and pay attention to every detail
is the Japanese character.
Kyoko: Speaking Japanese.
And I'm Kyoko...and Thank You
very much for listening to my real Tokyo life.
Eadweard: Hey Tokyo I missed you.
Hey Bob did you buy yourself a Porsche yet ?
Ogawa: You are not funny Eadweard...!
Eadweard: I think I will go eat some Sushi at Nadaman.
...Ha...that's my favorite.
Ayumi: Yum Yum Yum...! Eadweard: Yum Yum Yum...!
Eadweard: Walking into Tokyo Station
is like walking into a choreographed ballet
with millions of people walking, and running everywhere.
They are going, wherever they are going.
It's like a high speed poetic dance with no one noticing you.
No one in your face, and no one invading your space.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Hello my name is Keiko Yakota.
I'm from Fukuoka, it's in the south of Japan.
I live in Tokyo now.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I live in Tokyo for 10 years,
and...mmm...I love Tokyo it's really exciting city.
Ogawa: Eadweard did you find Bob ?
Crows howling, and city sounds.
Hey Bob I didn't know you used to hang out with the "Lat Pack"
drinking Suntory whiskey.
I mean, you didn't tell us this Bob...hahah...ha...!
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ?...Ayumi giggling...!
Eadweard: I am in some kind of cartoon ?
Ogawa: What is that ?
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning,
and...ahhh...just have the coffee, and
I take Yamanote line to Tokyo Station for my work.
Eadweard: Hey Bob, Hey Bob, Hey Bob, Hey Bob...faint...
Eadweard: This is the craziest green tea desert.
This is like a "Kantaro" special. I love this green tea ice cream.
Eadweard: Yum Yum Yum, Yum Yum Yum...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: On the way to the Tokyo Station in the train,
I usually can get a seat, and I'm checking my email,
thinking about my work to the station.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like walking in Tokyo, so sometimes
I get off the train earlier on the way back to my home,
and I enjoy waking in Tokyo.
Eadweard: Oh...Yeah...Hakone was a place I will never forget.
It was a train, a tram, a cable car,
I ate the BLACK EGG...another cable car,
a pirate ship, a bus, and then another train.
Eadweard: So the first time I went to Halloween in Shibuya.
I was with my girlfriend who dressed up as a funky, cute panda,
and our friend Irina who dressed up as a beautiful Russian girl.
I was wearing this giant blow up Sumo suit,
and as soon as we started crossing the street.
I was caught up in a group of wrestlers dressed up like babies in diapers...!...
and...ah...I was like stuck in the crowd and suddenly
I looked back and it was the last I ever saw
my girlfriend and Irina again for the rest of the night....and...
I just disappeared into this crowd of chaos, and utter madness...!
I was just bounced around block after block,
I mean...I found myself in some tunnel once and...
numerous people just wanting to take photos with me
everywhere I went. It was just so much fun,
and it was so crowded. You can't imagine how many people were there.
It's just insane...! So my Sumo outfit
was torn to shreds...!...I mean...I couldn't even walk in it anymore.
It was just falling apart, and all the air got sucked out of it.
I just took it off on the streets, and threw it away.
I finally made my way back to Tokyo, and I was like...WOW...
This is insane...!...This was the crazyiest night...!...
I mean...I had so much fun, and it's only gotten crazier since then...!
I am always amazed at how mellow,
and easy going the police are in Japan especially at Halloween
with the huge crowds in the streets.
It's utter madness. But I dig these DJ Police
who are above the crowds in these trucks with these massive loudspeakers.
They are shouting out polite phrases like "Don't run,"
"Don't push, Be Nice, Be Polite, Be Nice,"
"Don't shove, Don't push,"..."Be nice."...I dig that...
So I have had so much fun at Shibuya Halloween,
and I've seen some really crazy, inventive outfits,
and on the side streets you will see all these people dancing
to these boom-box mini-vans that have these crazy
laser light shows, and the music is just thumping.
You will see all these people dancing, dancing dancing....dancing...
Techno music...!
You could not walk it's gotten so busy...
It's gotten Crazy Busy...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: When I moved to Tokyo I was so surprised
there are lots of subway, and JR Line,
and everyone walk very fast...!...giggling...!
Ogawa: Laughing...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
I like listening to the music
especially I love the classical music.
...mmmm...Do you know Hakase Taro ?
He's the violinist. So sometimes I went to the concert.
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Eadweard: Hey Bob I didn't think it was that funny to ask the Sushi Bar
if they had Black-Toe, or they served Black-Toe.
It wasn't really that funny man. It was kind of gross...! It was kind of gross...!
I mean who wants to eat a Black-Toe. It was kind of sick...!
It was kind of sick...! Come on ! Come on !
People laughing...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese the giggling...!
Keiko: My favorite food is Japanese egg pudding.
We call Tiramisu in Japanese.
Eadweard: I was walking around Tokyo,
and I think there is a constant battle with the city, and nature and it's like
I walk miles in a city, and I just like to take photos
of just about anything that catches my eye.
But..I've always been interested in buildings, city, and nature,
and the effects of nature,
and the effects of the city on nature,
and in the end who will win nature, or a city,
and I think nature always wins.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: As one Japanese.
I always respect for Japanese culture, history,
nature, and people.
I am Japanese. Thank you.
Ogawa: Laughing...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like my job...mmmm...
I can meet many interesting people.,
so that's why I moved to Tokyo.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My dream in the future,
I'd like to be director in the hotel in Fukuoka
Eadweard: I have never seen so much shopping in my life.
It just doesn't ends shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop, shop...!
Ginza is like Beverly Hills except it's on super steroids.
It just blows New York away...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My favorite place for the shopping
is Ginza, or Yurakucho.
Eadweard: So I also love walking around, and checking out
all of the cool window displays, and art displays
that are constantly changing in all of the stores,
and inside some of these hip malls.
You see some very inventive displays, and...
they are really pretty inspiring.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: Hey Bob when are you coming back to Tokyo ?
Hey Bob when are you coming back to Tokyo ? Repeated faintly.
Kyoko: Laughing...!
Eadweard: So I love fashion, and I think Japan
has some of the best fashion in the world.
I mean you see the coolest outfits depending on
what neighborhood you're in and what day it is.
You always see such well dressed people everywhere.
I love the fashion. It's just so cool.
I love seeing new stuff, new designers and two of my favorite
designers are Yohji Yamamoto and Comme des Garcon.
Eadweard: HaHa...Hey Bob I don't know you didn't just stay in Tokyo
even though you were "Lost in Translation." I don't think
I would have ever went back to that "Burgundy Carpet." No matter what.
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ? Ayumi laughing...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like the street art when I walk around Tokyo....giggling...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like walking in Harajuku...
It's really interesting to see the Manga style, and the people.
Hey Bob: I just want to say that it was
really sweet of you to tuck Charlotte into bed,
and...I'm so glad you didn't try any funny business on her.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My worst station in Tokyo is Shinjuku,
because there are too many people,
and...ahhh...I get lost every time.
Ogawa: Go get a drink.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
You're not funny Eadweard ? Do you think you're funny ?
Train sounds, City sounds.
Eadweard: One really cool thing about Japan is all of these
secret clubs, and restaurants that you can not
get into unless you're invited. I've been really lucky
that I have been invited into some really special places
that I've been told, some Japanese may never see in their entire lives.
Eadweard: So I had this really great experience in Tokyo,
where I was invited to this super-secret restaurant in Ginza,
where the Chef's speciality was tempura.
Each piece was like a beautiful, tasty piece of art
that looked like glass...Ayumi Background: Yum Yum, Yum.
The Chef used the best ingredients in all of Japan,
and his oil mix was super expensive, and a super-guarded-secret
that even his own staff didn't even know how to mix it up.
So it turns out the Chef had won one Michelin Award already,
and when they came to give him a new one. He said,
no keep it, I don't want it. He closed his old location,
and he moved to this new one where he only serves
his friends, and people they invite.
From the minute I walked in, and sit down, and saw his work
to the incredible service. I could see why he won
the Michelin award. It was no doubt...
It was definitely the best tempura I've ever eaten,
and the Chef said, "I was welcome back anytime."
So nice...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like cooking in my home.
My favorite food is Oyakodon.
In Japanese, it's like...ahhh...chicken, and rice
with some vegetable, and egg.
Hey it's Eadweard, and I am not "Lost in Translation."
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My favorite food in Tokyo
Is sushi, and my best restaurant
Is Sushisho Saito in Akasaka...!...giggling...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My favorite desert is chocolate cake.
Eadweard: That sounds so good...!...Yum Yum Yum...!
Eadweard: I love sushi, and chocolate cake especially in Tokyo.
Hey Bob let's go get some sushi, and chocolate cake. What do you think...Man...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I like Tokyo people,
they are so kind, and always warm.
Eadweard: Hey Bob I think it's time for you to switch from whisky to beer,
because there are some really good beers in Japan.
Ogawa: Hey Bob let's go get a drink...hahaha...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My favorite city is...ahhh...Yufuin in Kyushu.
It's really famous for the hot springs.
Eadweard: There is one thing that annoys me. It's when I tell people
that I am going to Japan, and they are like...
Why are you goin to Japan ? Why ? Why are you going to Japan ?
What's in Japan ? Why are you going back there ???...
and I'm like...you know what...I can't even explain to you why
I am going to Japan, because you probably would not get it in the first place.
Ogawa, and funny guy on street laughing.
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: When I have my day off, so I just relax in my home,
and...ahhh...sometimes I went to the Japanese massage.
Eadweard: I love traveling with people who...ahhh...you know,
they have no sense of direction when you...
get out of a train station, and you ask them. Hey which way is
Tokyo Station from here, and they point the opposite direction.
Hahaha...that always cracks me up....hahaha...
I love traveling with people with no sense of direction.
It's actually fun...haha...!
Ayumi: I like to prank the people...haha...!
Eadweard: Hey Bob I haven't forgot about you...hahaha...!
Hey Bob I haven't forgot about you...hahaha...!
Eadweard: I'm going to go eat some of my friend Chef Andrea's
Lobster Mac, and Cheese at the Shangri-La Lounge right now.
That is so good. That's the best Mac, and Cheese. Yum Yum Yum...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I really love Tokyo because there are lots of big cities,
and...ahh...especially I love the Tokyo night view.
People talking on the street, arcade sounds, laughing...
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Hey Bob why didn't you "Lip my Stocking ?"
Eadweard: Hey Bob I can't believe you got paid
2 million dollars for that Suntory Whisky ad !
I mean where was the intensity...Man...!...
...and Bob did you even read the script for the movie...Man...?
I mean it seemed like you didn't want to be in the movie.
You could of been more into it. I mean...maybe you just showed up at the last minute.
Maybe the director didn't know if you were even going to show up
since you don't answer your phone Bob. No one knows but you Bob !
Eadweard: Hey you...I'm in Golden Gai right now, and it's like this
really cool hidden area in Shinjuku that's just
packed full of small funky bars that are unique
in that they each feature cool themes,
and music from Punk Rock,
Jazz, Blues, Garage,
Country, and just good old fashion Rock n' Roll,
and it's just a fun place to hang out.
Ogawa: Hey Bob lets go get a drink.
Eadweard: So lately Golden Gai has become
this real trendy area to grab a late night drink
for the hipsters, but in the past
it was a sleazy hangout where the Kabukicho
sex workers would relax after a hard days work on their backs...
Kumi: I am not "Lost in Translation."
Eadweard...And Golden Gai is an area that Daido Moriyama
used to hang out in to get some of his infamous photographs
of the sex workers, and the streets, and the bars,
and he took some of his most Iconic photographs
in Golden Gai, and I enjoy shooting
photographs there as well, and checking it out.
Ogawa: Let's go get a drink...haha...!
Ayumi: Eadweard why you so obsessed with "Lost in Translation ?"
Eadweard: Hey Bob when you arrived at The Park Hyatt, and...
you were getting your little Rock Star treatment outside, and everybody's
giving you their business cards. It just seemed like you were a little jaded man...
like you weren't in the mood, or just didn't care,
or just like you were so tired from traveling
that you just couldn't deal with it...!
But...ahhh...you seemed a little jaded...Man...!
Ayumi: Eadweard why you so obsessed with "Lost in Translation ?"
Laughing...and giggling...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: I live in Tokyo by myself,
so all of my family live in Fukuoka.
Eadweard: So one time I was hanging out in Osaka when I heard on the news
that the worst cyclone in history was going to slam Japan !
So I took the next Shinkansen, which I love riding
those trains, I mean they are so cool...To tokyo...
and...By the time I arrived in Tokyo
the wind was blowing like mad, and it was raining so hard
you couldn't see anything. So I took a taxi to The Park Hyatt,
and on the way the Taxi driver said to me,
by the way the cyclone is now going to hit Tokyo...!
...And I'm like ahh...Go figure...! I mean what luck, right...!...haha...!
So I arrived at The Park Hyatt. I met everyone who worked there,
and I got their business cards, and I checked into my room
on the 51st floor...and I was like there's no view, because
it's raining so hard. So I felt like I had just stepped
into this very surreal version of "Lost in Translation."
I was told that the building could withstand
200 mph winds, and with that reassurance.
I was like, I'm going to go up to The New York Grill,
and...just have some fun...So I went up there, and
it was really eerie with the wind, and there was just some jazz playing
in the background. I decided to order
the Wagu beef porterhouse, and I rarely
eat meat, so I ordered that. I ordered the
Lobster Mac, and Cheese, and I ordered a side of
asparagus, and then I was like...ok...I'm going to have some
really great Japanese beers now....and...
It was just awesome. I had a great meal...and...
I have never forgotten that meal actually. So Thank you Bob,
and then I went to my room not knowing what
to expect the next day, thinking my last week
was going to be a mess. I mean, but when I woke up,
I pressed the shade button on the wall, and I was watching,
and I could see for miles, and miles, and miles, and it was like
so beautiful, and there was Mt. Fuji right in front of me.
It was so clear, but there was this tiny
cloud just sitting right over Mt. Fuji.
So I really didn't get to see Mt. Fuji.
I got to see Mt. Fuji with a cloud floating right over it,
but...you know...that's all I needed, just to have a great time,
and the rest of my trip was just great...I had an awesome time...!
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny ?
Lots of laughing, and giggling...!
Keiko: Speaking Japanese.
Keiko: My happiness in my life
is peace, and....
my family is fine.
People clapping...!
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: It's good to see you back in Japan Eadweard.
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: I don't think you're very funny Eadweard.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard you think you are a movie star now ?
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ? Girls giggling...!
Ogawa: What is this ? What is this ? What is this ? Girls giggling...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. My name is Ayumi Kawata.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. I live in Tokyo.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. I'm from Hiroshima.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I am a very talkative person.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. I love Japan.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. I love Tokyo.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I love the Tokyo Station, because I can see so many people,
and people from all over the world.
Train sound, people talking.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I don't like the train in Tokyo much, because it's always crowded.
Ogawa: Laughing...!
Eadweard: So one time I'm in Ginza, and I catch this taxi,
so the taxi driver introduces himself as...
The...Tokyo...Comedian...Taxi Driver...
and I'm like oh cool, nice to meet you man. You know he was really funny,
and then he was like. "Do you drink Budweiser ?"
and I'm like no, I don't drink Budweiser.
He drops me off and...I'm like...ohh...man,
why didn't I get this guys phone number. I mean he was funny.
He would have been great in my movie.
Ogawa: Laughing, and a crowd of people laughing...!
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny ?....faint.
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny ?
Kyoko: Why you so funny Ogawa ?...faint
Kyoko: Why you so funny Ogawa ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I love the lunch in Tokyo, because there's lots of choices.
Ogawa: Eadweard did you find Bob ?
Eadweard: Hey If you guys are wondering where Bob is,
he's probably at the bar....Girls giggling...!
Ogawa: Hey Bob lets go get a drink.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I love all kinds of Japanese food,
but I especially love Okonomiyaki, Hiroshima type.
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese. I love cooking.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
My special dish is lasagna...giggle...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I love the cafe in Tokyo, all the cafe is very nice, and unique.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I grabbed a coffee, and I just leave.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Tokyo has lots of nice pastry,
so...I always enjoy the nice cake, donut,
yeah...but my favorite is tart, fruit tarts...giggle...
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I love everything in Japan,
especially the food, people, and all kind of the scenic.
Eadweard: Asia in general treats artists with the upmost respect...!
The first time I ever went to Japan to exhibit
I was given this rock star treatment
from the hotels, the limo from the airport,
the big giant posters the gallery made, and put all over
Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto...and...
It was incredible, and it was such a great feeling
to feel such respect, and validation for my art,
and my life's work.
Ogawa: Welcome to Japan...!
Eadweard: So long before I ever went to Japan
I've been truly inspired, and influenced by the work
of numerous Japanese artist, photographers,
and filmmakers like Akira Kurasawa,
Seijun Suzuki, Juzo Itami,
my friend Araki, Daido Moriyama,
Yoko Ono, and definitely
my all time favorite Kusama who I have been
trying to photograph for years, and...ahhh...
every time my agent would reach out to her she'd say
"Can you call back tomorrow when I'm more beautiful ?" So finally
I sent her one of my books, and I drew this flower in it,
and I told her "Kusama you are beautiful
just let me take your photograph sometime." So maybe
one day I will hear back from her. Who knows ?
Eadweard: Why you so funny Ogawa ?
Kyoko: Why you so funny Ogawa ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I love the fashion in Tokyo, and I always
enjoy the people in Tokyo wearing the nice clothes.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
My favorite time now is walking around
the neighborhood, and found a library, and rent a book.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I don't have a boyfriend now...Giggling...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I want to have a boyfriend, but I don't need a husband…giggling...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I'm not the typical Japanese personality,
so the Japanese guy is scared of me...hahaha...!
Ogawa: What is that ? What is that ? What is that ?
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I don't much have a scary thing, but...
sometimes crazy people talk to me on the train, and...
I don't like it. I'm scared...!
Ogawa: What is that ? Let's go get a drink.
Kyoko: Ogawa you think you're funny.
Eadweard: I think today I'll go get myself a little dose of Wabi-Sabi.
I think I'll just get lost in Japan one day just, and never come back.
Ayumi: You're not funny Eadweard...!...Laughing...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I have a drivers license, but I cannot drive just using as ID.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ahhh...When I'm driving. I see the back mirror,
and I can see the car, but I don't know
which way they are coming, and then I become ahh...panic...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Japanese people is very polite,
but recently it doesn't seem like that way.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ahhh...The maid cafe. I don't agree with that and very weird.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
One time I saw on the TV about the
maid cafe, and one maid say
some mystical spell on the food,
and makes food good taste, and the guest
was very satisfied with that, and very weird.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: My favorite Instagram right now is
Shibuya Meltdown. You can see lot's of
drunken guy, and one is...ahhh...
dropped the face on the noodle cup...hahaha...!
Eadweard: Hey Ogawa when's the last time you were in Shibuya...
huh...That wasn't you, was it ?
Eadweard: Shibuya may not be the busiest train station
In Tokyo, but you know what...there sure are a lot of people
on the street, and a lot of people crossing Shibuya Crossing.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese...Giggling...!...
Ayumi: Eadweard why are you always on the train being filmed ?
Kumi: Hey Eadweard you need to do something besides
ride around the train all day being filmed.
Ogawa: You are not funny.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Talking about the graffiti,
if it's much scenic, it's become art,
but if not it's just...ahhh...scribble.
....HaHaHa...!...giggling...Ogawa: What is that ?
Kumi Nakayama:
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: When I come up to Tokyo...mmm...
My favorite thing is to meet people,
to talk with people, and to communicate with many people.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I often see the drinking guy
is sleeping on the train, and snoring very bad.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: After work I enjoy the drinking,
and reading a book, and watching Netflix is my favorite time.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I love beer, and highball.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
I love the Sapporo beer.
Ogawa: Let's go get a drink.
Arcade game sounds.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: The Japanese people work very hard
on a normal day, but after the work they
normally they go to drinking, and they change their personality,
they become so funny. No more shy...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I love Tokyo, I love Tokyo, I love Tokyo, I love Tokyo,
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
My other favorite thing time is drinking with my colleagues.
Ogawa: Let's go get a drink.
Eadweard: If someone would of told me as a kid that one day
I'd be hanging out in Japan. I would have said. "Are you Crazy ?"
In all my wildest dreams it never once crossed my mind,
and I've had some crazy, crazy dreams...People clapping...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: My brothers family live in Tokyo, so I don't feel lonely.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Someday I want to go back to my hometown
Hiroshima, but it's I think I'm not in a hurry now.
Someday if the time comes, I will go back home.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I lived in a few country, but I always miss Japan.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: My favorite place in Japan is Kyushu
Arcade game sounds...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Japanese people are not good at
expressing themselves. They always expect someone
to realize how I feel.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Japanese has "Honne and Tatamae"
which means "True intentions and Words."
Sounds of the streets, people talking.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: It's too early to think about that,
but I already think about retirement.
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: After the retirement I want to buy
the house near the sea, and buy
the Volkswagen, and the Labrador retriever,
and reading a book.
Ogawa: I am "Lost in Translation."
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I like to prank the people...hahaha...Laughing...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: I'm a very funny person.
Kyoko: You think you're funny ?
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: My dream for Japan is peace, and harmony.
Eadweard: You know...That's awesome...!
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: I love Japan...! I love Japan...!
Ayaka: I love Japan...! I love Japan...!
Ayumi: I love Japan...! I love Japan...!
Eadweard: Bob I just want to know what you whispered in Charlotte's
ear at the end of the movie. A lot of people want to know that.
Huh...Can you just answer that one question ?
What did you whisper in Charlotte's ear
at the end of the movie...Bob...?
Come on Man...!...Did you give her your phone number ?...What...
...What happened...?...I mean come on tell us...!
Kyoko: Why you so funny Eadweard ? You think you're funny ?
Kumi: Speaking Japanese.
Kumi: Hey Bob when are you coming back to Tokyo ?
Ogawa: Hey Bob let's go get a drink.
Eadweard: I haven't got to meet the Emperor of Japan yet,
but you know...It's just a matter of time before
I'm going to be invited to The Imperial Palace. I mean,
It's inevitable. I'm going to meet him. I saw a great photo exhibit
of his family. I saw some photographs he took,
and...ahhh... I just can't wait to meet The Emperor of Japan...!
I mean how exciting is that...!
Kyoko: You think you're funny ? Ayumi: Do you think you're funny ?
Eadweard: Hey Bob we will see you later man...You know we love you Bob !
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard You think you are a movie star now ?
People Laughing, and Cheering...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Eadweard: You're a Superstar in Japan.
People Laughing, and Cheering...!
Ayumi: Speaking Japanese.
Ayumi: Eadweard can I get you're autograph ?
People Laughing, and Cheering...!
Ayumi: OWARI
Ayumi: FIN
Yaruki Yaruki. Yaruki !!! with laughing by all the actors.
Eadweard: Ok so what I found out that Bob
whispered in Charlotte's ear
at the end of the movie. He said,
"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us....
OK..."
Eadweard: Hey man why you still following me ?...Come on...!
You know the film is over.
Eadweard - very faint: It's time to go eat some really good food now.
Let's like go get some desert, or like some...ohhh...let's see
what can we go get ? Let's go get some Udon,
or let's go to Ginza Aster. Let's go get some...ahhh...
...ohhh...come on...What are we going to go get now...I mean...
But you gotta put that camera down. We're done...OK...
We are done filming...!...That's it...CUT...!