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♪ We climb chain link fences, scale the yards ♪
♪ Ride through the streets, no handlebars ♪
♪ We're like superheroes in comic books ♪
♪ We don't take no bull from bullies and crooks ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ You can't stop us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We stick together ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ Like steel and alloy, we're made tough ♪
♪ We may not look it, don't call our bluff ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ You can't stop us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up ♪
♪ In the name of friendship, it's one for all ♪
♪ If one of us falls, we all stand tall ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪
(tense music)
(door clicks and creaks open)
(light mysterious music)
- This is the first year my dad's trusted me
in the movie room alone.
- [Narrator] His dad's collection of movies
are not only legendary but some of the titles are priceless.
There is even one section devoted to movies
that were made and not released by the studios.
The crown jewel of this section is "The Blue Shadow."
It's a comic book adaptation about a superhero
who straddles the line between justice and vengeance.
The movie is so rare,
its existence has become an urban legend.
(case clicks open)
(case clicks closed)
(case lightly rattles)
Now that I'm old enough to watch it,
there's no way I'm only watching it when I visit my dad.
(dramatic music plays on TV) (swords clanging)
- [Henry's Mom] Have you packed?
- I don't feel like going.
- [Henry's Mom] this is a chance to make some friends
before school starts.
- I don't feel good.
- [Henry's Mom] You're just nervous.
- What if they don't like me?
- They wouldn't have invited you if they didn't like you.
- I have no delusions about the invitation.
My social skills are nonexistent.
The amount of meds I need to calm my anxiety
could kill an elephant.
(whoosh) (pencil scribbling)
- [Narrator] He hasn't made one friend
since he moved here last year,
and now that summer's coming to an end,
his friend count is still the only zero.
- [Henry] "The Blue Shadow!"
(water splashes)
- [Narrator] The only reason he got an invite
is because he told the kid at the pool he had a copy
of "The Blue Shadow."
- I can stay home by myself!
- [Henry's Mom] Not while I'm out of town.
- But my stomach really hurts!
- [Henry's Mom] (sighs) Do you need to go pee pee, poo poo?
- I'm not a baby, Mom!
- [Henry's Mom] Sorry.
You need to drop the kids off at the pool or drop a deuce
or whatever 5th graders are saying these days?
- Gross, Mom.
(tape winds down) (tape ejects)
(stomach gurgling loudly)
- [Henry's Mom] I'm loading up your bike.
(tense rock music)
- [Henry] I don't want my bike.
(bike chain clicks)
(door opens) (bag hits seat)
(door shuts) (horn honks)
- Henry, come on, let's go!
- I'm coming!
(car humming)
- Your dad called.
(Henry gulps)
- Why?
- [Henry's Mom] 'Cause he loves you.
- No, what did he want?
- [Henry's Mom] Well, he got you tickets opening weekend
to "Nipper 2: The Golden Kabob."
- Anything else? - (laughs) No.
(doorbell rings) (birds chirping)
- The skinny dude is Stats.
The smelly, crazy-looking one is Stink.
They're part of the Mingo Valley Film Club.
- [Stink] Let's see it.
(backpack unzips)
Open it.
- [Stats] No, without the ceremony.
(bright music)
- Do you guys wanna see something?
- Sure.
There she is, Ava Anderson.
(bright upbeat music)
- [Henry] I live in her neighborhood.
- And Stink has exactly .047% chance
of Ava Anderson ever liking him.
- You wanna see Stats' girlfriend?
(belches loudly) (Stats groans)
- You're disgusting. - You're not.
- I've heard rumors of Dream Girl
but never seen her in person.
(bright cheery music) (whoosh)
- [Narrator] Dream Girl is the kind of girl
that makes guys forget their names
and wish they'd used the entire stick of deodorant.
(flies buzz)
- As red as a (muffled speaking)
(boys laugh)
- The brat. - There's the brat.
(boys laugh)
- He has kind of a long neck.
- What's up, Stats?
- Not a chance, not a chance. You Henry, right?
- Yeah, but you can call me Retro
'cause I bring the old-school movies.
- Hey, I come up with the nicknames,
Dough Head, and you don't have one.
- This is Chip.
He's the only kid in the neighborhood
who took a chances against the McGuffin brothers.
- How'd you get a copy of "The Blue Shadow"?
- My dad collects rared movies. I borrowed it from him.
(light ethereal choral music)
- Open it.
- Not until the ceremony.
♪ O po po ni hee hee ♪
- No, no. Pizza first.
- Well, this is "The Blue Shadow." We can make an exception.
- This is "The Blue Shadow." Respect the ceremony.
- Boys, pizza!
(footsteps shuffling)
(light ethereal choral music)
Pizza!
(footsteps shuffling)
- Yes, thank you. - Pizza!
Oh, no, no, no, no. No food upstairs.
- But we have "The Blue Shadow."
- Yeah. You think I don't know that?
- Oh.
(upbeat music)
(boys laugh)
(muffled chatter)
- Would you rather?
Would you rather toss your cookies
every time you hear the word pizza or never eat pizza again?
- Toss my cookies every time we hear the word pizza.
- Pizza.
(retches) (boys laugh)
- Would you rather rip one out loud in class everyday
for a week or smell like butt for the whole year?
- Rip one in class.
- You literally already do that.
- (laughs) And it smells like butt.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Would you rather stand up to the McGuffin brothers
or go to school in your underwear?
- Underwear. - Underwear.
- Neither.
- Come on, man. You gotta choose.
- Underwear.
I've seen this kind of friendship
in movies but never in real life.
(upbeat pleasant music) (whoosh)
- [Narrator] If Henry plays his cards right,
he could be one of the guys, maybe even get a cool nickname
like Chip, Stats, or Stink.
All he'd have to do is not blow it.
He has never not blown it.
- You do one.
- That's okay. (chuckles) - Do it.
- (sighs) Would you rather,
ooh, be a superhero named Booger Boy or Sir Snots a Lot?
- It's an interesting question.
- They both have snot-centered superpowers.
- Booger Boy could shoot radioactive books from his nose.
- But Sir Snots a Lot could shoot a string
of radioactive snot.
- And swing from buildings with strands of snot,
like Spiderman but super gross.
- Their arch enemy is Captain Clean.
- They used to work for Captain Clean until one day,
Captain Clean was trying
to create the ultimate crime-fighting tissue.
There was an accident at the lab,
and his assistant Jack and Stan were covered
in a radioactive material that turned them
into Booger Boy and Sir Snots a Lot.
Together, they try to cover the world in boogers and snot.
(dramatic music) (boys clap)
Thank you.
- What in the name of Hernandon is going on here?
- We have "The Blue Shadow."
- Ugh, where's your mother? - Upstairs.
(grunts) (light tense music)
- Dude, your dad is mad.
- Hey, - Hi!
- so quick question for ya. - Okay.
- What's with all the kids in the kitchen?
- Stop, really? It's "The Blue Shadow" tonight! (laughs)
- She knows what she did.
See, rather than go to a party with me tonight,
she'd like to stay in this evening
and watch comic book movies with kids.
Watch how she forgets about the Henderson's party.
But tonight is the Henderson's party.
Oh really? Oh, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot.
- Did ya?
It's no problem. I got it, okay.
You go to the Henderson's party,
and I'll stay here with the boys and watch the movie.
It's fine! I can be flexible.
I am so done with being flexible.
Hey. You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
- So I messed up.
- What'd you do?
- Well, I was supposed to set up a sleepover
for your brother for tonight,
and then I accidentally invited all his friends
over to watch a movie,
and it's the Henderson's party tonight.
Nice one, Mom. - I know.
Dad's so mad, so I need your help.
- Mom, no, no!
- I will make it up to you. - I have plans tonight!
- It's Parker. He will understand.
He is such a good kid. I like him.
- I'm not gonna do it. - Okay.
So I'll just go tell your dad.
- It's not fair. - I know, I'm sorry.
One more thing.
We don't want Parker in the house while we're gone, okay?
- We're just friends. - Okay. No, I know.
I was just friends with your dad once, too,
and look how that turned out.
(box shuffling)
- How do you eat more than 99%
of the population and stay so skinny?
- Genetics.
- All right, boys. Ashley is in charge this evening.
- (sighs) We'll be home by midnight, 'kay?
- [Stats] Okay.
- Oh, come on. - Okay.
(chairs shuffling)
♪ O po po ni hee hee ♪
And the new movie opening ceremony begins.
♪ O po po ni hee hee ♪
♪ O po po ♪
(Chip coughs) (high-pitched whistling)
- Gas leak.
- Can't breathe.
(gunshots blasting) (explosion booms)
Can't breathe.
- [Chip] Save yourself!
- Gas leak? Save yourself?
(upbeat music)
Don't go up there.
- Wow, the probability of you saving us was zero.
- There was a gas leak. Chip said, "Save yourself."
(farts loudly)
- [Stink] There's your gas leak.
- [Chip] Oh, dude.
(slow somber music)
(door shuts)
- Don't show any weakness, or they will eat you alive.
(boys laugh)
♪ O po po ni hee hee ♪
- Wait, where's the movie?
- What?
- Real funny, guys. - This is no joke.
(tense music)
(tape ejects)
- [Chip] Henry, Henry!
- [Stats] He's in shock.
- Henry! Henry!
- Step aside. I got this.
- Cup o' fart?
- It's the only way.
(tense dreadful music)
- If my calculations are correct,
there's a 50% chance he won't survive.
- (scoffs) Your calculations are never correct.
(tense brooding music) (fart squeaks)
(gasps)
You okay? - Got you.
Do you know where the movie is?
Where?
- It's in my room. - Call your mom.
- She's out of town. - Call your dad.
- He lives in Oklahoma City.
- Where do you live? - Stonegate.
- Fancy. - I know where Stonegate is.
- I'm not allowed to leave the neighborhood.
- Me neither.
- I'll go. - You can't go alone.
What if you run it through the McGuffin brothers?
- If you put these guys between two giant pieces of bread
and some chopped vegetables, some seasoning,
a little mayo, you'd have the world's biggest chicken salad.
(chicken clucks)
- Hey, anyone wanna play Nerds?
(bright rhythmic music) (door clicks and creaks open)
- So this is where I spend most
of my time when I'm not playing tennis.
- Wow.
- I've got a rare film collection.
"Verde"? "Huckleberry"?
"Eat the Corn"?
- Eh.
- But the crown jewel of my collection is...
(tense brooding music)
(breathing shakily)
Henry!
(cards slapping onto table)
- Dang it.
You're up five.
- Is this what we're doing tonight?
- It's not what we're supposed to be doing.
- Sorry, sorry.
- You are sorry. - Knock it off.
- I told people we were watching "The Blue Shadow" tonight.
- Look, dude. It's not my fault he forgot the movie.
That's the only reason I invited him.
- [Chip] Knock it off!
- No, it's okay. I deserve it.
- No you don't.
If you're gonna let these losers pick on you,
then everyone will.
- Hey!
- Instead of just sitting here like a bunch of babies,
let's do something about it.
I don't know about the rest of you,
but I'm watching "The Blue Shadow" tonight.
- That's impossible.
- Nothing's impossible. I'm going to Henry's house.
I'm going to get that movie. Now who's with me?
(uplifting music)
Stink?
I bet Ava Anderson would be pretty impressed
if you saw "The Blue Shadow" tonight.
Stats, your game room would go down in history
if we had the premiere here tonight.
And Henry, this would be your chance
to rewrite the wrong that you've done.
Who's with me?
This, this is a real man.
Are there any other real men here tonight?
- The odds of us surviving are slim.
- Yes, they are.
(intense percussive military music)
Stats, I need you to distract Dream Girl.
- Don't call her Dream Girl. She's my sister.
- Sorry, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
- Most of the kids at school call Stats' sister Dream Girl
'cause she's so hot.
Makes him lose his mind, but he's just a little guy,
so he can't do anything about it.
- Stats, I need you to distract Ashley.
- Better.
- While Stink, Henry, and I sneak out the back door.
- But what if she comes upstairs?
- Don't worry. I got a plan.
(upbeat percussive music) (phone beeps)
This is the best thing we've ever seen!
- Who's the fool that didn't release this?
- I'll never watch another movie.
- "The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!
- Chris Hoyt is awesome!
- Exactly.
(phone beeps) (boys laugh)
(phone beeps)
(boys blow raspberries and belch)
(boys laugh)
(boys blow raspberries and belch)
(boys laugh)
- Wait. Go motor.
(belching and raspberries playing on audio)
- [Unison] Whoa!
- Wait, long one. Three...
(fart playing on audio) (boys laugh)
- Wait. - How long does it go?
(boys laugh)
(muffled shouting) (boys clap)
- Nice!
- Awesome, man!
(muffled shouting)
When my parents can be phone service,
this is gonna be my ringtone.
- Yes! - Definitely.
It's perfect!
To pull this plan off, execution is key.
- Oh, no. - What?
- My house is locked.
- You don't have a key?
- No. - Where'd you find this kid?
- Do you have a key pad on your garage?
- [Henry] Yeah.
- Do you know the code?
- I think it has a seven in it.
- Forget it, he's useless.
(light downbeat music)
(clears throat)
- Hold on.
(door clicks open)
Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- You don't wanna be the kid crying in the bathroom.
- I'm not crying. - Come on.
Take a seat.
This is your first time here, isn't it?
- Yeah, and the last.
- What's your name? - Henry, Henry Hudson.
- You're new? - Yeah.
- New kids don't get invited to the Mingo Valley Film Club.
- I told your brother I had a copy of "The Blue Shadow."
- Is it rare? - It was never released.
- So why the tears?
- I forgot the movie.
- Are you trying not to make friends?
- Apparently.
(girl laughs)
Will you take me to get the movie?
- I'm being forced to babysit, not chauffeur.
- What I supposed to do?
- I don't know, Henry Hudson,
but you can't hide in here all night.
- That's it! Thanks!
- You're welcome.
- We can use the rock, the rock! We can use the rock!
- He's lost it.
- In my backyard, there's a fake rock
with a key hidden inside!
(whoosh)
- [Narrator] The plan for sneaking out of the house hinges
on taking advantage of Dream Girl's germophobia
and Stink's disgusting reputation.
Stink will pretend to have trouble with the Wi-fi
on his phone and ask Dream Girl for help.
While he waits, Stink will constantly wipe his nose,
pick his teeth, and cough into his hands.
It will be more than Dream Girl can handle,
and she will assume that anything in Stink's hand
is covered with germs, especially his phone.
This will send her to the closest sink
where Stats will be waiting.
While she scrubs her hands, Stats will make the switch.
With Dream Girl's phone in hand, Stats will run upstairs
and lure Dream Girl away from the back door.
When she realizes Stats has her phone,
- [Ashley] You have my phone!
- [Narrator] She'll chase him down
and leave the exit unprotected.
(door creaks open)
- [Chip] It's locked. We gotta climb.
(feet thud)
(feet thud in gravel)
- I can't. - Can't what?
- [Henry] I'll just wait here.
- No, you're thinking too much. Just do it.
- Intuition is knowing beyond knowledge.
My intuition is telling me that I'm gonna break my legs.
(feet thud)
(upbeat percussive funky music)
- Dude, your bike is awesome.
(comically downbeat music)
And lame.
- [Henry] I know, I know.
- He's not old enough to watch "The Blue Shadow"
without parental guidance.
That movie would be rated R by today's standards.
The regulations were much looser in the 80s.
- He probably hears worse at school.
- (grunts) Maybe.
But the fact is he took it without permission.
He stole it.
(upbeat music) (training wheels rattling)
♪ Passing trees and losing things ♪
♪ Cruising with our juice box drinks ♪
♪ All revved up because we're cooling ♪
♪ Pop a wheelie after school and ♪
♪ We are strong, we are brave ♪
♪ We got the power, not afraid ♪
♪ We are strong, we are brave ♪
♪ We got the power ♪
♪ Back on the streets taking care of business ♪
♪ Back on the streets indeed ♪
♪ Back on streets, it's better than Cheez ♪
♪ With one butt, two wheels, one seat ♪
(brakes screech)
- Why'd you stop?
- That way takes us past the McGuffin brothers' house.
- On the first day of school, I got one piece of advice.
That was to steer clear of the McGuffin brothers.
That was from a teacher.
(whoosh)
- [Narrator] They were bad at school
and worse in the neighborhood.
If kids got caught riding their bikes
past the McGuffin brother's house,
they got wedgies so intense,
the skid marks permanently stained their underwear.
Joggers who ran by ended up barefoot, confused,
and no longer wearing their Fitbits.
Tonight, Henry Hudson wanted to keep his shoes on his feet
and his underwear out of his bum.
- If we circle back,
we don't have to ride past the McGuffins.
- Yes. Predict and prevent.
- No, no. That'll take way too long.
- I know a shortcut through the woods.
(dark ominous music) (animal howls)
- I'm allergic to the woods.
- I guess we got no choice.
- The long way. - Nope.
(whoosh)
- [Narrator] Chip took the lead riding
down the street with Stink close behind.
They were a distant blur
before Henry got the courage to start pedaling.
Henry road slow and steady
as he approached the McGuffin brother's house.
His eyes searched the shadows.
The path looked clear,
and Henry slowly gained speed and confidence.
He was doing it.
He was riding by the McGuffin brother's house
and not getting pummeled.
Then the unthinkable happened.
His shoelace came undone and was dangerously close
to getting tangled in his pedal.
If it got wrapped around, he would be toast.
So Henry put his head down and pedaled harder
than he ever pedaled before.
His training wheels barely touched the pavement.
Then, at the most dangerous point of the crossing,
it happened.
The shoelace whipped around the pedal
and sent him to a crashing halt.
(dramatic music)
Henry was doomed, laying helpless on the ground
in front of the McGuffin brother's house.
He struggled to free his foot from the pedal,
but it was no use.
He would be another victim of the McGuffins.
Footsteps came from the distance.
Henry scooted away from the footsteps frantically.
(Henry screams) (boy shushes)
It was Chip.
Chip slipped Henry's foot out of his shoe
and pushed the bike to safety
as Henry hobbled beside him, wearing only one shoe.
The boys got lucky.
No kid has ever survived being stranded
like that in front of the McGovern's house.
They knew this meant the McGuffins were on the prowl,
and the boys better watch their backs.
(slow twangy Western music) (bike chains clicking)
(bird caws)
- This is it.
(bike chains clicking) (upbeat bright music)
(whoosh)
- (sniffs) I smell nerds.
(sniffs) (tense brooding music)
(tires screech)
What are you fools doing out of the neighborhood?
- We're going to my house.
- Who are you? - Henry Hudson.
- Nice bike, Henry Hudson. - Thanks.
- What'd you say, turd face?
- Thanks?
- That's not what I heard. - What did you hear?
- I heard him say he wants to trade bikes.
- That's what I heard, too.
- Look, you know that's not what he said.
(bikes thud onto ground)
- Training wheels?
(air hisses)
- [Stats] Oh man.
- Let the air out of your tires.
Do it! - Okay! Okay!
Okay.
(air hisses)
- [Mark] Get off my bike.
- [Mike] Move!
Thanks for the bike, losers!
(birds chirping) (doorbell rings)
- I would love to let Parker out of the friend zone,
but the thought of holding hands with someone
or kissing them gives germophobia to my germophobia.
(door clicks open)
You're not supposed to be here.
- I'm not supposed to be in there.
(slow pleasant music)
♪ These feelings are all new to me ♪
♪ I ask myself what if ♪
♪ What if I lock my lips on his ♪
♪ What if, what if, what if, what if we miss ♪
(crickets chirping)
- If my sister lets her guard down,
that nerd could slip out of the friend zone.
Not on my watch. I'm gonna nip it, nip it in the bud.
(couple laughs)
What's up, chicken butt?
You got a girlfriend yet? - No.
- Dad said no boys over tonight.
- He means in the house.
- Should I text him to make sure?
- Do that and see what happens.
(light tense music)
So yeah. (laughs)
- [Narrator] t was time for Stats
to implement Operation Mystery Fart.
It was a communications ruse designed to keep nerds away
from his sister and in the friend zone where they belonged.
(blows balloon)
(air squeaks)
(blows balloon)
(air squeaks)
(laughs)
(blows balloon)
(balloon squeaks)
(dog barks in distance)
- I think it's like kind of-
- Do you know where dad...
(sniffs loudly) Oh, gross!
It smells like a skunk farted and died, ugh!
- My mom's gonna get me killed.
- Don't you mean your mom's gonna kill you?
- No.
When she finds out the McGuffin brothers stole my bike,
she is gonna go ballistic on their parents,
their parents are gonna go ballistic on them-
- And they're gonna go ballistic on you.
- It trickles downhill.
(Stink mumbling indistinctly)
We gotta stop. He's gonna explode.
(Stink mumbles indistinctly) (bike chains click)
- The McGuffin brothers have skid marks for brains.
(boys laugh)
- [Chip] The McGuffin brothers look like elephant butts.
(boys laugh)
- The McGuffin brothers? More like the McMoron brothers.
(boys laugh)
- The McGuffin brothers' breath smells like.
(blows raspberry) (boys laugh)
- [Stink] More like this.
(farts loudly) (boys groan laugh and cough)
- I smell it. I actually smell it.
- [Stink] Yeah, you can.
Could you really smell it
from all the way over there? - Yes, I could actually
smell it. - Yeah.
- Bad. - It was so stinky.
- Well, he is Stink. It's 'cause of all the food
I eat. - True, yeah.
- It's how he got his nickname.
(bright pleasant music)
- Jerky?
(light tense music)
(bike chains clicking)
(keypad beeping)
(door clicks and creaks open and shut)
(upbeat country music)
(door handle rattles)
- It's locked.
- This is a new car! - I'll be careful.
- But those are
(car lock beeps)
nachos.
(bike chains clicking) (tense brooding music)
(door creaks shut)
- Stew meat? Stew meat jerky.
Nothing's better, except maybe jerky and cheese.
I could eat a whole plate of cheese.
(light pleasant harp music) (birds chirping)
- What's in there?
- Oh, that's our place to get away.
- My dad runs the school. He hooked us up.
- Your dad's the principal?
- (laughs) No, he's the janitor.
- He can unlock any door in the school.
That's funny. - Naw.
(boys laugh)
- No, none of that. - Hey, speaking of.
So my Uncle Jason, he has a 150-pound dog named Grace,
and man, that is one backyard you
don't wanna walk around in barefooted.
- I stepped in it once, ankle deep.
- Ugh. - Stepped in it?
(bell dings)
- Ice cream.
(bright pleasant harp music)
(air hisses) (bike thuds to ground)
- Stink?
Is that Ava Anderson?
- Sure is. Stink's gonna lose his mind.
- Does he like like her?
- I mean, yeah, but she likes him pretty boy, you know,
who was the personality of a potato.
- Just like the movies.
- Yeah, except for in the movies, you know,
the hot girl likes the nice guy in the end.
It's not like that in real life.
If you can only watch one movie your entire life,
what would it be?
- Dang, Henry.
You know, that's a tough one 'cause you got your classics
like "The Goondocks or "The Great Bambino."
But you can't forget about once like "The Tournament."
It's a classic 80s, just not as beloved as the others.
You also have some like "Party Crashers,"
you know, the best worst horror movie I've ever seen.
You know, what about you?
- "The Blue Shadow."
- Is it that good? - yes.
(water splashing)
- Okay, he's cute.
He's nice. He's the obviously into me.
I just, I need to give him a sign.
We can start slow, hold hands, and then maybe...
I wonder when the last time he washed his hands was.
Hands are full of gross germs and bacteria,
and if we held hands, it would be like he
was sneezing into my hand.
Oh, that's gross.
(water splashing)
- [Narrator] Having a burp and toot track and not listening
to it turned out to be more than Stats could handle.
(dial clicks)
(phone beeps) (burp and fart track playing)
(door opens)
(laughs)
- [Henry] "The Blue Shadow" is ruthless.
- "The Blue Shadow"? - It's the best thing we
- It was never released. - have ever seen.
- [Stink] Who's the fool that didn't release this?
- [Stats] I'll never watch another movie!
(burp and fart track playing)
(door shuts)
- You're not supposed to be in here.
- [Henry] "The Blue Shadow" is ruthless!
- [Chip] Chris Hoyt is awesome.
- [Stink] This is absolutely nuts.
(dramatic music) (door creaks open)
- [Stats] The ending's insane!
- [Stink] This is the best thing we've ever seen.
- Who is the fool that
- Where are they? - didn't release this?
(echoing boom)
- How'd it go, Romeo? - Good, really good.
- Where's your ice cream?
I guess who went so good, I forgot to get any ice cream.
- You wanna get some ice cream?
- Hey, we didn't sneak out to spend all night talking
to girls and eating ice cream.
We're on a mission.
- Guys.
- I know nothing.
- Do you want me to text Dad?
(camera phone clicks)
- Do you want me to show Dad a picture
of that boy in the house?
- That's not what this is about.
- If you were watching us not letting boys in the house,
my friends wouldn't have escaped.
- Does he really have a copy of "The Blue Shadow"?
- That's what he says.
- I can take you to get it.
(bright music)
- Where are they?
(crickets chirp) (owl hoots)
- [Stink] And I was like, "Text you later, sweetheart."
- [Chip] Your phone doesn't even have service.
- [Stink] I can use my mom's phone.
- [Henry] When are you gonna text her?
- [Stink] Not right away. Girls can smell desperation.
- [Chip] That's not all they can smell.
- [Stink] What's the code?
- [Henry] My car has a sensor.
We can climb.
- No way. I'm not leaving my bike out here.
One of your fancy friends might take it.
- We wait.
(traffic humming)
- [Stink] Monkey butt.
- Bum sniffer. - Puke breath.
- Butt breath. - Booger eater.
- It's like the more they insult each other,
the more they like each other.
(engine revs) (pop song plays on radio)
(muffled chatter) (girls laugh)
- Ava Anderson.
What are you doing? - Hiding.
- Why?
- I can't show my face in front of Ava Anderson ever again.
- You said it went really well.
- It didn't. - What happened?
- I brought my A game,
but love does strange things to a man.
(muffled chatter) (bell chimes)
Hey, Ava.
Hey- - Stink.
My friends call me Stink. - Oh.
- Allow me to buy you some ice cream.
- Do you really think I would ever like a guy named Stink?
Come on.
But if the kids wants to buy me ice cream,
I'm not gonna say no.
What would you like?
- Hmm, I'd like a sweet tart please.
- For this lovely lady, I'd like one large sweet tart.
(girls laugh)
(laughs nervously)
(farts loudly) (girls gasp and fart)
(bell chimes) (door slams)
- Sorry that happened to you, man.
- Where I come from, if you fart in front
of the girl you love, your friends make fun of you.
I don't know where Henry comes from.
- Everyone toots, even Ava Anderson.
- I bet it smells like roses.
- You're disgusting. - I know.
- Look, we can still make it. Run!
- My bike. - Leave your bike!
(dramatic music)
- [Narrator] The boys sprinted.
Chip was in the league with Stink in a close second.
Henry was a distant third,
and it looked like it was his first time to run.
Chip slipped through the closing gate with ease.
Stink made it through and collapsed on the other side.
Henry got closer, and the opening grew smaller.
He started to let up,
which would put him on the wrong side of the gate.
Henry dug down and kept running.
His chance of making it through the gate
was improbable at best.
- [Henry] I'm not gonna make it!
- [Chip] Yes, you will! Dive!
- [Narrator] Henry knew the chance of him diving
through the gate was slim, and the chance
of him bashing his head into the gate
and getting his concussion was much better.
But tonight Henry threw caution to the wind,
ran faster than he'd ever run in his life, and dove.
He flew through the air past the closing gate.
Well, almost. - My shorts!
- [Narrator] Henry got caught on the gate
in mid air and dangled by his shorts
as the gate continued to close.
If Henry wasn't freed,
he would be crushed by the massive gate.
Chip and Stink sprang into action and grabbed Henry.
They pulled as hard as they could
but were losing the battle.
However, the strain with which they pulled
caused Stink to rip one,
(farts loudly) (triumphant music)
and the extra force was just enough
to pull Henry right out of his shorts
- [Henry] Ah! My shorts!
- [Narrator] just before the gates slam shut.
Chip and Stink nearly peed their pants
at the sight of Henry in his Blue Shadow underwear.
- [Stink] Are those Blue Shadow underwear?
- Yes. - I have those.
- [Henry] That's great, but could you please get my shorts?
(light tense music) (crickets chirp)
- [Narrator] Finding a rock with a hidden key
shouldn't be a big deal unless there
are a thousand other rocks that look just like it.
- [Stink] We didn't come all this way to not find the movie.
- I found it!
- [Chip] The key.
- [Henry] It's amazing.
(key clangs and echoes)
- [Deep Distorted Voice] No!
(key clangs and echoes) (crickets chirping)
- [Chip] It's gone.
(rock clatters)
- We don't need a key. - No!
- Step aside. - Don't do it, Stink.
I'm doing it. - My window.
- Yes, I'm going to break your window.
- No, my window's unlocked.
(rock clatters)
- [Chip] Got a ladder?
- In the garage. - In the locked garage?
- Yeah.
- That's it, I'm breaking the window.
- Well, no, we can climb.
- Are you looking at the same window I'm looking at?
- Yes.
- Maybe you should go first. - I don't do heights.
- Well, I don't do heights, either.
- Yeah? Well I didn't forget the movie.
- I can't do this.
- Believe in yourself, man.
- I do believe in myself. I believe I'm gonna break my neck.
- I got you.
- If life had disclaimers, this one would say,
"Do not attempt."
(whoosh) (dramatic music)
- [Narrator] As Henry scaled the ridiculously pitched roof,
he grew more concerned about the plan.
It appeared Chip was going to try to lower him
down to the window with a homemade harness.
With one end of the garden hose tag to Henry
and the other fastened to the chimney, Chip was confident he
could lower Henry safely to the window.
Henry, on the other hand, was not as confident.
- [Henry] Not a chance. I'll lower you.
- [Chip] You can't hold me.
- [Henry] What if you can't hold me?
- [Chip] I can. Listen.
I watched tons of "Lost in the Wild" shows,
and I saw this guy repel off a cliff
with a ball of twine and some gummy bears.
Trust me, we got this.
I knew he could do it.
But when you're dangling above concrete
facing certain death, a kid's nerves can get a little shaky.
- [Henry] I am going to die! I can't do it.
- [Chip] Look, I got you. Just crawl through the window!
- [Henry] I'm too high!
(rope whips) (Henry screams)
- [Chip] You okay?
- [Henry] I'm by the window!
- [Chip] Okay, bring it home!
(thud echoes)
He's in!
(breathing heavily)
(alarm beeps)
- The alarm.
(upbeat music)
Unhook me! - What?
- Unhook me!
- [Chip] You're free!
(harness clatters along floor)
- [Narrator] Henry sprinted through the house
with the garden hose trailing behind him.
Henry was about to punch in the code
when the garden hose cinched up and stuck in his tracks.
The beeping got faster as the counter ticked towards zero.
Henry backtracked to find where the hose was snagged.
He managed to rip it free and race back to the alarm panel.
Five, four, three, two.
Henry punched the code just before the alarm hit zero.
(bell dings)
- [Alarm Voice] Disarmed.
(alarm beeps and clicks)
- [Narrator] Disaster averted.
(triumphant instrumental music)
(Chip and Stink slow clap)
- Ah, Stats is never gonna believe this.
- If that was me, I would've literally pooped my pants.
(Stink farts)
Are you crop dusting?
- Maybe a little.
- You never had of crop dusting?
- That's when you let one rip every time you take a step.
(tires screech)
- What do you turn sniffers doing?
- Crop dusting.
- Give me one reason not to pulverize this puke face.
- We have "The Blue Shadow." - That's an urban legend.
- Is this a book? - It's a VHS, you moron.
- What's a VHS? - It's like an old-timey DVD.
Is it "The Blue Shadow"? - Yes.
- [Henry] You can't have that! You can't have that!
- If anything happens to that movie,
I will kill him, literally kill him.
- It's just a movie.
- Just a movie!
What? Just a movie.
That's like saying WAM is just a band.
- Who's WAM?
Only the most awesome band to ever exist.
(laughs) Geez.
(slow somber music)
(car approaches)
- Did you get the movie?
- You guys get back to the house now.
(tense brooding music)
All right, boys.
Take a good look around because you
will not be getting invited back to this house.
What's wrong with him?
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
- His dad's gonna kill him.
- He deserves whatever punishment he gets.
- Yeah, well, the McGuffin stole his movie and his bike.
- The McGuffin brothers. They have always been terrible.
I used to babysit them, and they would literally
steal my babysitting money every time.
- They are so disgusting,
I have to sanitize my hands after thinking about them.
- They make me poop in the other hall at school.
I've almost fumbled twice.
- Yep. They chipped my tooth.
- They say things about you.
- What kind of things?
- Let's just say they think you're real pretty.
- Now I have to drop my kids off at the pool before school.
- That's enough.
Would you rather be losers all our lives
or earn some respect?
- We're not losers. Yeah, we kinda are.
- Stats, would you rather let those meat heads
call your sister Dream Girl
or make them call your sister Ashley?
Stink, would you rather poop in your own hall
or fumble in front of Ava Anderson?
Parker, would you rather let the McGuffins
take your babysitting money or take back your dignity?
Ashley, would you rather disinfect your hands
every single time you saw those creeps
or disinfect the neighborhood by showing them who's boss?
Chip, would you rather let the McGuffin brothers pick
on us for the rest of our lives
or stand up for ourselves like men?
But if we stand up for ourselves, they'll destroy us.
- Or we'll destroy them.
(soaring instrumental music)
- I'm in.
- From now on, I poop in my own hall.
- I'll do anything you need, Henry Hudson.
- Me, too.
- You know we're gonna die, right?
- It's highly probable.
- Forget the probability. I'm in.
- Okay, here's the plan.
(car hums)
We slide out in stealth mode.
(light mysterious music)
(door slams)
Chip and I are the ladder crew.
(leader creaks)
Stats, you're my eyes and ears.
Ashley, you have some most dangerous job of all.
(door shuts) (bright cheery music)
- [Stink] Can we take a second to appreciate this moment?
That, ladies and gentlemen, is why they call her Dream Girl.
- Let's go, weirdo.
- [Henry] Stink, we need you to eat more beans
than you have ever eaten in your life.
When the coast is clear, you give the signal.
(walkie talkie hisses)
You are clear for takeoff.
(feet lightly thud up ladder)
- Locked and loaded.
(walkie talkie hisses)
The shuttle has landed.
(walkie talkie hisses)
All systems go.
- Deploy the diversion.
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!
Caw caw caw caw!
- [Henry] Ashley, you will engage the enemy.
- [Mark Voiceover] Thank you, Jesus.
- Sorry, wrong house.
(ding)
- That was Dream Girl. - Whatever.
- She winked at me. - She was squinting
because you're so ugly.
- You are clear to breach the perimeter.
(light mysterious music)
- Caw caw caw! Caw caw caw caw!
(farts echo loudly)
- Oh! - Oh, God!
- Oh, get out! - I can't breathe!
- Call the ball.
- And that's how it was supposed to go down.
What really happened was much more of a disaster.
(whoosh)
- [Narrator] A disaster is a bit of an understatement.
This raid was more like a catastrophe.
The ladder proved to be a little more
than the ladder crew could handle.
Stink immediately got tangled
in his megaphone garden hose rig and hit the ground.
Dream Girl tried to untangle Stink
but ended up hogtying him instead.
- I'm trapped! - Let go of the handle.
- Unlock the door! - Let go of the handle.
(door lock clicks)
- [Narrator] Apparently, there is a limit to
how many beans a man can eat, and Stink found it.
He strained to cut the cheese. His face turned bright red.
Veins rose from his forehead, but his stomach revolted.
(stomach gurgling loudly)
Instead of letting his lethal gas loose on the McGuffins,
(Stink retches)
he blew chunks all over the lawn.
- [Stats] Abort, abort! He's tossing his cookies.
- [Narrator] The force of Stink's cookie tossing knocked him
into the ladder.
- [Mike] What are you losers doing in my yard?
- [Mark] Who is it?
- [Mike] It's those losers who gave us the movie.
- [Mark] This is going to the highest bidder.
It's already on e-Bay.
- [Narrator] Henry didn't know what he was thinking.
What happened next just happened.
Without thinking, he plucked a movie from Mark's hand,
leapt from the roof, rolled forward,
popped up onto his feet, and chaos ensued
on the McGuffin brothers lawn.
Stink, Chip, Stats, and Dream Girl ran for Parker's SUV.
However, Henry saw his bike and went for it.
He hopped on and started to ride for the SUV.
But without his training wheels,
he weaved drastically off course,
crashing into the McGuffins' fence.
Mark and Mike exploded out the front door.
- [Mark] You're dead, nerds!
(engine revs) (tires screech)
(dramatic intense music)
- [Mike] We got a runner!
- [Mark] You can't run forever, nerd!
You know you're dead, right?
(taps music)
- Do you think he's dead yet died?
- He died a hero.
(dramatic intense music)
- [Henry] What's the code?
(walkie talkie hisses)
- The code is 7260, repeated, 7260.
- [Henry] Roger that.
(dramatic intense music)
(keypad beeping)
(door clicks open and slams shut)
- [Mike] (pants) Whoa, he's pretty fast for a nerd.
- Okay, you guys stay here. I gotta go help him.
- I'm going with you.
- My parents will be here in an hour,
and there is 100% chance that they
will notice that everyone is gone.
- I can distract them, but I need Parker's help. Come on.
- Let's go. - all right, come on.
(footsteps shuffling)
- [Narrator] Henry was safe for the moment,
and when he laid his eyes on the secret hideout
for the first time, it was a kid's dream.
There was a mismatch of worn-out furniture,
movie posters, comics, action figures for decoration.
Boxes, candy wrappers, and soda bottles littered the floor.
Half-full two liters were lined up next to the computer.
The beef jerky and candy stash were on the table.
Board games, magazines, trading cards,
Nerf guns were strewn about the hideout.
The centerpiece of the room was a giant computer screen
with three chairs huddled around it.
- [Mike] The longer you stay in there,
the more we're gonna beat you.
Start timer. - For how long?
- As long as it takes. - For how long?
- Fine, five minutes.
- [Voice On Phone] Timer set for five minutes.
- [Mike] You got five minutes.
- [Narrator] Henry continued to search the hideout
and found a duffel bag in the corner.
He unzipped it and discovered an arsenal of water guns.
Henry chose two mega soakers.
He filled the mega soakers with soda,
then pressed his ear against the door.
- [Mark] Let's get this over with, nerd! I'm getting hangry.
- [Narrator] The word hangry gave Henry an idea.
He grabbed a bag of beef jerky, cracked open the door,
tossed it to the McGuffin brothers,
and slammed the door and waited.
(engine revs) (upbeat pop music)
- And then my therapist suggested I
should go to Sweden on my next holiday.
(seat belt unbuckles) (door opens)
(door slams)
- I wish I was in Sweden right now.
- What was that? - Nothing.
(light tense music)
(doorbell rings)
- Is that your parents?
- My parents don't ring the doorbell.
- Oh yeah.
- Who is it?
- I don't know, but he does not look happy.
(walkie talkie hisses)
- You got your ears on good, buddy?
- [Mark] We're gonna rip his ears off his head.
- (grunts) They got him.
- [Mark] Then we'll rip your ears off your head.
(Stats yells)
- I got my eyes on the McGuffin, but no Henry.
(whoosh)
- [Narrator] While the McGuffin brothers were fighting
over the last piece of beef jerky,
Henry flung open the door
and unloaded both mega soakers on 'em.
(Henry yells) (soda sprays)
It was hard to tell what surprised the McGuffins more,
that Henry tried to stand up to them or that his aim
was so bad that not even a drop of soda hit them.
Henry dropped the mega soakers and ran for it,
but instead of escaping, he slipped
on the spilled soda and hit the ground.
(body thuds)
- [Mark] You're not going anywhere, fool!
- [Mike] You gonna cry, little baby?
- [Narrator] Henry did not cry.
He released the biggest burp to ever escape his lips
(burps loudly)
(blows)
and blew it into the McGuffins' faces.
(Mark and Mike retch and cough)
For a moment, they gagged, allowing Henry to squirm away
and make a dash for his bike.
- [Chip] He's on the move. Let's go.
(dramatic intense music)
- [Narrator] It was happening.
Not only was he riding his bike without training wheels,
but he wasn't crashing into anything.
He was home free until he rounded the corner.
(bike crashes)
(wheels spinning)
- [Chip] Is everyone okay?
(boys groan)
- [Henry] The McGuffin brothers, they're coming.
- [Chip] Yeah, it's good. It's okay.
- We have to run! - No, no.
- We cannot run forever. - It's okay.
(dark brooding music)
- [Mark] Well, if it isn't the Mingo Valley film nerds.
- [Mike] Who do we beat first?
(upbeat pop music plays on car radio)
(engine rumbles)
(crickets chirp)
- Where's your sister? Answer me this.
How do you look like a total dorkus
and she looks like such a dream girl?
- I knew the odds weren't in my favor,
but there's just so much a man can take.
It finally happened. I lost my mind.
(dramatic music) (Stats screams)
(Mark grunts) (bodies thud)
(boys grunt)
(Stats whimpers)
(tense music) (boys grunt)
- Get off him!
(boys grunt)
- Give us the movie. - Never.
- If you don't want the rest of your teeth chipped,
you'll give us the movie.
- Don't do it.
(soft tense music)
- [Stats] You can watch it with us.
- Really? - Yeah!
- We're not hanging out with these losers.
We already got a bid for $2,000.
- [Henry] No!
- And there's still five days left.
- Yeah, we're gonna buy some dirt bikes,
an Xbox, a Nintendo Switch, a huge TV, two tablets,
a bunch of pellet guns, a drone, some nunchucks,
throwing stars, crossbows, jellyfish, a huge shark!
(dramatic music) (Mark and Mike cough and gag)
- Dog pile!
Before I met these guys,
I would have never found myself in this situation.
- [Narrator] He might get clobbered, but tonight,
Henry was defending his friend's sister's honor.
That's right, his friend.
Chip had been waiting for this day for a long time.
The McGuffins' reign of terror was over.
It was like Stats was having an out of body experience.
He saw the McGuffins getting what they deserved,
and it was awesome.
If what Stink thought was happening was actually happening
and they were defeating the McGuffin brothers,
the Mingo Valley Film Club
would become neighborhood legends.
- That's my boy!
(boys grunt)
- Get your butt on their noses.
(boys grunt)
- [Mark] Get off!
(bright cheery music) (car engine revs)
(whoosh)
- [Mike] I can still smell it.
- That was an indirect hit.
You are now in the perfect position
for a full blow of Stink's gas.
- [Mark] No!
- Do you promise to stop making fun of everybody
and stop talking about Stats' sister?
- [Mark] Promise!
- There's a 99.999% chance that they're lying.
Let 'em have it, Stink.
- Please, no! I can't take another one.
- [Mark] Okay, okay! Not another word.
- How do we know you're not lying?
- The spit shake.
- The spit shake is the ultimate in boyhood trust.
None of us have actually done the spit shake,
but we've seen it in movies.
(tense echoing Western music)
(spits)
Fist bump?
(hands wipe on pants)
(grunts)
- [Stats] I knew there were lying!
- [Mark] Give me the movie.
- [Narrator] Out of the shadows,
Henry's dad emerged like a gunslinger coming
to collect his bounty.
(up-tempo Spanish guitar music)
- [Henry's Dad] Drop the movie!
- [Mark] It's not your fight, old man!
- [Henry's Dad] Old man?
- [Narrator] Henry's dad took off after Mark.
He was not graceful, but he was determined.
Mark juked, but Henry's dad kept up
with him for every twist and turn.
- Who's the old man now? - You!
- [Narrator] Then, just as Henry's dad
was about to grab Mark, his knee went out,
(Henry's dad cries out in pain)
and he hit the ground.
(body thuds)
Henry's dad was immobile on the ground, holding his knee.
Mark stood above him, holding the movie.
- [Mark] Nerds never win.
- [Henry's Dad] Nerd? I'm not a nerd!
Did you see my car?
- [Mark] That's a nice car, but once a nerd, always a nerd.
Give me the movie! - Not a chance, old nerd.
- [Narrator] Mark smirked at Henry's dad on the ground.
Then, out of nowhere,
(Henry yells)
Mark was tackled by Henry.
The movie fell from Mark's hand,
and Henry's dad crawled to grab it.
Henry unleashed years of pent-up rage.
He grabbed Mark by the waistband of his underwear and,
with super human strength, Henry lifted Mark above his head.
It was a wedgie that would go down
in the history of wedgies.
Mark cried like a little baby.
Mike took a step to save his brother,
but he was met with a wall of Chip, Stink, and Stats.
- [Stats] Try it and see what happens.
- [Henry's Dad] Henry, that's enough!
- [Narrator] Henry dropped Mark to the ground
and held him there with a stare.
- Are we cool? - We're cool.
- [Narrator] Henry extended his hand
and helped Mark to his feet,
and that was the last time the McGuffin brothers
ever terrorized the neighborhood.
- Henry! We gotta go like now.
- I can't. I'm in serious trouble.
- Wait.
Go have fun with your friends.
- You gave him the movie? - No.
He earned it.
- Can I go home now?
- Yeah.
(up-tempo dramatic music)
- Maybe we should wait outside.
(light tense music)
Under any other circumstance, sitting down
on Ashley's couch would have been my dream.
But no dad wants to find their daughter alone with a guy.
(keys jingle)
(lock clicks) (Ashley's dad laughs)
- They're here. Kiss me! - Your parents!
(light dramatic music)
- Hey! - Ah!
- Where are you going, big boy?
- No!
- We trusted you!
- I thought you liked him!
- Is this the example you wanna set for your brother?
(hand smacks arm)
- Hold on, it's quiet. It's too quiet.
- That's 'cause they're listening!
You know what?
Because you deliberately disobeyed us,
you're grounded for a month.
- I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I thought you liked him.
Wait.
(cries)
I learned how to cry on demand from YouTube.
It's a skill every daughter should have.
I'm sorry! I thought-
- [Narrator] The tears were fake,
but the diversion was real.
Dream Girl motioned for the boys to get upstairs.
- Are we busted? - Not yet.
- [Narrator] If the boys were gonna make it
to the game room undetected,
they would have to scale a giant tree and leap to the roof.
It was dangerous, but not impossible.
The only thing holding them back was Stink.
Stink doesn't do heights.
But to all of their surprise, Stink was the first one
to look at the tree and say.
- We climb. - Can you do it?
- [Henry] He can do it.
- [Narrator] The boys scaled the tree in a single file line.
They were all agile except for Stink,
who brought up the rear.
From his position, Stink saw Stat's mom heading
for the stairs.
- [Stink] Your mom is coming upstairs.
- [Narrator] The only thing that could stall Stats' mom
was burps and toots, and lucky for Stats,
he had them in his pocket.
Stats whipped out his phone
and cued up the burp and toot track.
The moment he hit the play button,
the sounds of burps and toots filled the house.
(burp and fart track plays)
It was enough to stop Stats' mom in her tracks.
One by one, the boys leapt from the tree to the roof.
Stats and Chip slept in the window,
and Henry waited for Stink,
who was stuck at the jumping point.
- Jump. - I can't make it.
- [Henry] Quit thinking and do it!
- [Narrator] Stink closed his eyes and made the leap.
Henry was in awe as Stink flew through the air
like a fragrant flying squirrel.
But despite his courage, it looked like he
was gonna come up just short of the roof
and land in the bushes below until out of nowhere,
Stink released a toot
(farts loudly) (upbeat music)
that propelled him the extra distance he needed.
The boys scurried inside and stumbled to the game room.
(Stats farts loudly)
- (coughs) Oh, come on, Stink.
(upbeat music)
(tape whips through air) (Stats grunts)
(bell dings) (upbeat music)
- Is it clear?
- [Stink] It's clear.
- (sighs) So, was it awesome?
- We didn't watch it.
- What? Why?
What have you guys been doing?
- Waiting for you.
- (gasps) Really?
Well, in that case, who wants to eat ice cream upstairs
and not tell Dad?
(muffled speaking) (upbeat funky music)
(knocks at door)
(door opens)
- How'd you do it? - Lots of tears.
- What'd you get?
- Grounded for a month and sentenced to hang out
around the house with my brother and his friends.
- Thanks for covering for us.
- I could think of worse people
to hang out with, Henry Hudson.
(door closes)
(birds chirping) (dog barks in distance)
- I get maple! - Yeah.
- Pass me the sausage rolls.
- Yeah, I know. Henry gets dibs.
- What? Why does Henry get dibs?
- 'Cause last night, he was the man.
- Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
- I've never been called the man before.
This is gonna be in the moment I get my nickname,
and the man is a nickname I can get behind.
(wrapper crinkles)
(sausage roll squelches) (Henry screams)
(boys laugh)
Nice move, Cheese.
- Henry Cheese. - Henry Cheese Hudson.
- Cheese. - Yeah.
(triumphant music plays on movie)
- Again? - Rewind it, brother.
- It's happening. It's really happening.
Ava Anderson is following me.
Outgoing.
(farts loudly) (boys groan)
- Dude, how can she not like you?
- I know, right?
- He may have the manners of a water buffalo,
but there's something that I like about a man
that could take care of himself.
(dramatic music plays on TV) (swords clang and men grunt)
(doorbell rings)
- Your son is so cool.
- Henry? - Yes!
He knows more about "The Blue Shadow" than anybody I know.
- (laughs) Yeah, he gets that from his dad.
(footsteps shuffling)
And where do you think you're going?
- I invited the guys for a sleepover. Is that okay?
- The guys?
I mean, I guess, if it's okay with their parents.
- We already asked. They said yes.
- Yeah, they do this all the time.
- Okay, well we don't have enough room for all the bikes.
- That's okay. We'll ride.
(upbeat music) (bike chains click)
- [Chip] Come on.
(Henry farts loudly) (boys groan)
- [Chip] Nice one, Cheese!
- [Narrator] It wasn't the nickname Henry would have picked,
but from that day on, Henry Hudson,
the man who risked his life for "The Blue Shadow,"
helped defeat the McGuffin brothers
and finally made some friends, became known as Cheese,
(triumphant music)
and it never sounded sweeter.
(bike chains click)
- I forgot the movie.
- Classic Cheese.
(bright rhythmic music)
♪ We climb chain link fences, scale the yards ♪
♪ Ride through the streets, no handlebars ♪
♪ We're like superheroes in comic books ♪
♪ We don't take no bull from bullies and crooks ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ You can't stop us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We stick together ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ Like steel and alloy, we're made tough ♪
♪ We may not look it, don't call our bluff ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ You can't stop us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We stick together ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up ♪
♪ In the name of friendship, it's one for all ♪
♪ If one of us falls, we all stand tall ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ ♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We stick together ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ You can't stop us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Working together ♪
♪ Kids like us ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We stick together ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ Don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Can't stop us ♪
♪ We don't give up ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
♪ Can't stop us ♪ ♪ Working together ♪
(up-tempo 80s-style pop music)
(upbeat bright music)
(fart squeaks loudly)
- [Chip] Chris Hoyt is awesome!