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[camera clattering]
- College was such a drag.
Can't wait to hang out with you and the girls.
I heard Maria has relatives in this part of New Mexico.
- I've been looking forward to spending
summer vacation with you too, babe.
Hey guys, it's Tommy and Karen.
- Hey.
- We're standing in front of the Ghost Ranch, New Mexico,
home of the famous artist, Georgia O'Keeffe.
It's said that her artwork resembles the female vagina.
Google it!
- You're terrible.
- Google it.
- Not terrible, but maybe a little naughty?
- I like naughty.
Yeah baby, do it.
Anyway, so you might recognize
the mountains from a whole slew of movies,
like True Grit, The Magnificent Seven, Red Dawn,
and the 2016 version of The Buster Scruggs,
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, sorry.
- I love that one.
- Guess what?
- What?
- New Mexico true!
- New Mexico!
- Yeah, New Mexico rocks!
- Isn't it beautiful?
- I know, I can't wait.
It's going to be so much fun.
- So excited.
- Look at this shot.
- This is great.
- It's so.
[engine rumbles]
- It's beautiful isn't it?
It's beautiful isn't it?
- Hey, come on, let's give it a kiss.
[dirt crunching]
[car door clicks]
- [Karen] It's beautiful isn't it?
It's beautiful isn't it?
[car door bangs]
[radio statics]
[upbeat music]
[radio statics]
[upbeat music]
[dramatic music]
[car door bangs]
Hey guys!
Come on babe.
We're waiting on you.
- Oh my God, Karen!
Hi.
- Hi.
- It's so good to see you.
- Oh my God, It's good to see you to.
- It's been so long.
- Oh my God I know.
- It's been forever.
- Oh God, you look amazing.
- Thank you, you do to, you changed your hair.
- I love your dress.
- Yeah I did.
[women chattering]
Yeah, I kinda tried to get your color
but it didn't quite turn out that way, still like it.
- Yeah, it still looks good, I love it.
- Original.
- All right, all right, I want a hug.
- Oh yeah, no, you don't miss out on your hug either.
- Good, welcome, good to see you.
- Good to see you man.
- All right.
- Right on, you guys have a tent?
- How's college been?
- Oh it's been all right, how about you?
- Hey.
- It's been great, got through it.
- Hey dude, do you want some help setting up the tent?
- [Tommy] No, we're good man,
I think it's so nice out I think we'll just put
the air mattress down by the pond and sleep over there.
- Great break from school before.
- Oh yeah, how you doing?
- Our second year.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Good, I mean you know.
- Right.
- We're getting there, we're getting through it.
- Exactly.
- A little bit at a time.
- Exactly.
- So I mean yeah, so like wait.
Just so I remember how did you guys meet?
- I think we met in high school, right?
- Yeah.
- Like junior year?
- Yeah, exactly, it's been so long.
- Yeah.
- We go way back.
- Oh I know.
- Way back.
- It's been a while.
- You guys are high school?
- Yeah, high school friends.
I think it was junior year.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, band class, right?
- That was when it was.
- Clarinet.
- Oh see, I bought a drum,
so I was wondering, we have a drum.
- Percussionist, sick.
- Kind of, I wouldn't, maybe,
but like, I like to play and I'll try, I'll try later.
Not now though, I gotta.
- All right.
Well armature percussionist, do your thing later.
- Oh really, you're a percussionist?
- Well kind of.
- Oh, we'll have to share.
- I suck.
- We'll have to share tips.
- [Karen] But I'll do it.
- Yeah, yeah.
See if we could find two drums, that'd be dope.
- Oh yeah, that would be dope.
- It's the trying that counts.
- Right, exactly.
- It's beautiful, it's a beautiful new world.
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry here.
- I would like to introduce my guy, Johnnie.
- Oh hi, I like your hair Johnnie.
- Well thank you.
- It's groovy.
- [Woman] And this is in my sweet honey Darryl.
- Who's that, that's, that definitely changes things.
- Yeah.
- We've met before.
- Yeah, you just had a hug.
Yes, he's really sweet.
- Yeah, he's a cool dude.
- So this is.
- I can definitely see that working out.
- We've been living together for about three years now.
- Yeah.
- You know, it's cool.
- Wow, that long?
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
Kind of, it was a surprise for me to.
- Yeah.
- I'm still kind of surprising,
I'm still work, I mean no, just kidding, just kidding.
- No.
[group laughing]
- Oh I'm always surprised when a relationship
works out well, ain't that right Tommy?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- There we go.
How about you guys, you guys been rocking and rolling.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- I mean.
- We've been together for about nine months, yeah.
So that's long in this generation.
[group laughs]
- You still look happy, that's pretty impressive.
- Yeah, of course.
- He better be.
- Have you had your first fight?
- You haven't lost the shine from your eyes.
[group laughs]
- [Darryl] Honey moon!
- You could say that.
- I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I'm trying to put it all like.
[group laughs]
- Slow down man.
[group laughs]
- I'm sorry, my bad, no, I'm good, I'm good.
- Oh wow, Tommy, that's a great looking camera.
- [Tommy] Aw, thanks man it's the latest GoPro.
It's got a zoom
and I got it last year for a graduation present.
- Oh damn.
- [Tommy] The 4K resolution's amazing.
- That's awesome.
- 4K, that's like, just like phones right?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- That's like, that's pretty.
- Oh my God, yes.
- How big is that on a screen?
- Yeah.
- [Tommy] How do you mean, like?
- Like if you have 4K is it, you know how that makes,
like how big a screen that fills?
- [Tommy] Any, I mean honestly.
- But do you think.
- [Tommy] I mean now a days all TV are high def,
so I mean it'll get right on there.
- Cool, I mean YouTube videos man.
- I mean if like phones have high definition
on like, it's pretty sick.
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
- We were just saying we were gonna get the pond now.
- Yeah.
- You wanna go check out the pond?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, we were saying we were gonna go hit the pond.
- [Tommy] Let's do it, come on guys.
- All right.
- Let's go.
- [Darryl] I didn't bring shorts or anything.
- [Karen] Oh, who needs that?
- [Tommy] Yeah, right, you're always the crazy one.
- Of course I am.
- Isn't that peaceful guys?
- Oh yeah.
- It's just wonderful.
Thanks for choosing this place Jewel.
- Yeah.
- Have you camped here before?
- My grandparents live a few towns up
and they're not really super into camping,
but Darryl's been camping before haven't you?
- [Darryl] Oh yeah, yeah.
We used to go camping all the time when I was a kid.
- [Tommy] Aw shit.
Just crazy as ever.
Come on babe, how does it feel?
- You guys wanna go skinny dipping?
- [Group] Yeah.
- [Tommy] Oh shit, I left the towels back at camp.
- Who cares?
We don't need them.
- [Tommy] Fuck it.
- [Darryl] What do you think Johnnie?
- [Johnnie] Sounds good to me.
- [Tommy] Let's do it guys.
- [Darryl] Okay, well.
- [Tala] Okay, let's do it.
- [Darryl] Let's do it.
How is it?
- [Karen] Oh, it's nice, real nice.
[water splashing]
Yeah.
- [Tommy] Does it feel real good huh?
- [Karen] Yeah.
- [Darryl] Are you sure it's not freezing?
- [Tommy] I don't know, it looks cold guys.
- No, I'm going in, I don't know about you.
- [Tommy] Come on, let's do it y'all.
- [Darryl] They look warm.
[guys laughing]
- [Johnnie] Let's do it.
[water splashing]
- [Kelly] It's so nice.
- [Jewel] It's warm, it's nice in here.
- [Darryl] Not for me.
[Darryl cries out]
- Oh man, that's what that was?
- I don't know guys.
[group chattering] [group laughs]
[dramatic music] [group laughs]
[water splashes]
[dramatic music]
- How about we get it together, I brought a heater.
Okay who's idea was it to not bring the towels?
- [Jewel] It was my idea.
- I'm sorry, I left them in the car.
- All right, all right, how about
we just go back and let's get the towels.
- I'll bring them back man.
- I mean I'm getting hungry though to.
- Yeah, me to,
- Yeah.
- Oh we brought some veggie burgers.
Would you like some veggie burgers?
- All right, actually that sounds great.
- Yeah.
- That's sounds really good.
- Thanks.
[group chattering]
- It's fucking cold guys, what the hell?
- This was a horrible idea.
- This was horrible.
- It's not really.
- It's not that warm.
- It's looks so nice.
- Doesn't it though?
- We made it in time for a beautiful sunset.
[cheers]
- [Jewel] I think we're good.
[group yelling]
- [Darryl] Hey check it out.
Actually, that sounds great.
- [All] Yeah, that sounds really nice.
[water splashes]
- What the fuck was that?
That was a huge splash, that was a monster of a fish.
- [Darryl] This is a gorgeous sunset, I'm telling you.
[water splashing]
[dramatic music]
- [Karen] You know I'm gonna pick that up.
[Darryl yelling]
- [Jewel] I think we're good.
Yeah, I think we're good.
- [Darryl] Check this out.
- [Tommy] This is so peaceful out here.
Hey guys, say hi.
- [All] Hi.
- [Tommy] What's up y'all?
- What's up with you?
- [Tala] What do you got?
- [Tommy] Something, do y'all wanna know?
- [Darryl] Okay, oh, I've seen this.
- Yeah.
- What's this do?
- What is it?
- Oh hey Tom, can I see that camera?
- [Tommy] Sure man.
Here.
So the zooms right there.
- [Johnnie] Okay.
- [Tommy] And there's the focus.
- [Johnnie] Oh wow.
Yeah, zooms real nice bro.
- [Tommy] I got a little present for everyone of you guys.
- [Johnnie] Nice and smooth, whoa.
- Yeah, what you got, what you got?
- [Tommy] The latest GoPro.
- [Johnnie] Oh, Whoa.
- [Kelly] I like it.
- [Johnnie] Nice.
- [Tommy] I got one for everybody.
- [Darryl] Oh shoot!
- [Tala] Everybody?
You are so nice.
- Tala, oh babe, I should have
gave it to you first, I'm sorry.
[group laughs]
- You're bad,
- You Jewel, Kelly, sorry I had to open one of them already.
- [Kelly] It's okay.
- [Johnnie] Dang, look at that GoPro.
- No right, no I'm.
- Darryl, just fucking with you man,
I'm just fucking with you.
- [Johnnie] Oh you know bro, I actually have one of my own.
- Do we get to keep these?
- [Tommy] You do?
- Can we keep these?
- Yeah, it's a gift all right, enjoy it.
- Okay, this is like a reunion.
- Got some good health.
- [Tommy] So let me show you how it works all right?
- That's weird.
- This is kinda cool.
- I gave you all of them, let me borrow this real quick.
All right so as you can see,
you got the regular headlight right here.
See?
Got a flash, a little red light.
- [Kelly] Feeling that.
- [Johnnie] Nice, nice.
- Flashing red light.
- [Women] Okay.
- [Johnnie] Oh, SOS.
[humming]
[group laughs]
- The best thing though is you don't
get those weird glowing eyes with the night vision.
- Oh, fancy.
- Yup.
- [Johnnie] Dang.
- All right.
- Thank you.
- Everyone's got one, you all got them?
Good, good, good?
All right, you're welcome, give me the boxes,
we don't want to litter.
Come on.
- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.
- Hey, that's kinda cool man.
- [Johnnie] It's amazing.
- I like how it fits.
- Yeah.
- [Johnnie] Oh yeah.
- [Tommy] Do you like it?
- Extend it.
- Yeah, you can adjust it to.
You just start using these and.
Okay.
- Fits right under my headband, well over my headband..
- See that's cute.
- That's cute.
- Cute.
- [Johnnie] Oh yeah, whoa yeah.
- Yeah, looking sexy.
[group laughs]
- [Tommy] All right, let's start a fire guys, come on.
- Whoa yeah.
- Hi, this is our new buddy.
[voice screeching]
- [Tommy] Hey guys, I'm going to go grab the chairs
out of the Jeep all right, I'll be back.
- Okay.
- Cool babe see you in a bit.
- [Tommy] All right.
I better take this, it's dark.
[dramatic chord]
Ooh, it's creepy out here.
Hope there's not any like wolves out here, shit.
[dramatic chord]
[flashlight clatters]
Ha ha, I'm a dumb ass
[chairs clattering]
[trunk bangs]
[dramatic music]
Oh, camera.
[dramatic music]
This is going to be a crazy night.
[Tommy humming]
[wood thuds]
What the fuck was that?
[wood thudding]
Creepy woods, mother fuck, I'm getting outta here.
Hey.
Did you guys hear that sound?
- No, we were all talking.
- What sound?
- [Tommy] That stick hitting the tree sound.
- Yeah, that bang?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- I thought that was you, come on.
- [Tommy] It wasn't me, it was like, right behind me.
I don't know what the hell it was, seriously.
- Bro come on.
- Stop it Tommy, stop fucking with us.
- [Tommy] I ain't playing guys.
- Creep dude.
Let's freak out the ladies.
- Let's not.
- [Johnnie] No way bro.
- Well didn't we say we were gonna start a fire?
- Yeah.
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- Yeah, hand over the camera before
you scare the shit out of all of us.
- [Tommy] There's a lighter somewhere around here.
- It's not gonna work man.
- [Darryl] You gotta tell us a story, tell us a story.
- It's a good one.
- [Tommy] Which story?
Jewel what's this about?
- God.
- Jesus.
No, we are not, no.
You don't have to tell that story.
- Oh yeah I do, it's a fucking good story.
I've gotta tell that story.
- You have a story?
- [Tommy] Come on, tell us the story.
- Come on, we wanna hear the story.
- [Tommy] Come on.
- This one summer our parents thought that it would be good
for us to go to girl scout camp,
you know, comradery, discipline, all that.
They thought it would be good for us.
Well, one night we snuck out with a pack of cigarettes
I, let's say borrowed from my uncle.
[group laughs]
I know, I know,
and we also brought a cigarette I also acquired
- [Johnnie] Of course, of course.
- [Tommy] I don't even know some of this stuff.
- Anyway, like she had hers in her mouth
and like she was puffing on it
and it smelled so freaking bad and she was coughing.
- And it tasted bad to.
- Yuck.
- I didn't even want to try it.
Like, I didn't even want to try it.
- [Tommy] Well, good for you.
I'm glad that you didn't try and you're not a smoker.
- Yeah.
Well something happened and we kind of set the camp on fire.
- Okay, it wasn't the whole camp though.
- [Johnnie] The whole camp on fire?
- [Tommy] What the hell?
- No, are you saying in like real life?
- Seriously, like.
- I heard the story.
- Not the whole camp,
just like the director's cabin and the cafeteria.
- Fuck off.
- [Tommy] No way.
- Like 50,000 people in a sleeping town nearby
had to be like woken up and evacuated.
- [Tommy] Holy shit.
- 50,000 sleeping people, oh my God.
- [Darryl] No way.
I though my shit was bad, no dude.
I feel so much better about my life.
- We never told anybody, you know, like legal trouble.
- [Tommy] I can see why.
- Damn.
- Except for now, but like you know, you guys are cool.
- Do you still live in that area?
- I mean I had to get out of fucking town.
- I bet you did.
- I'm pretty sure nobody saw us.
But like.
- It's time that I tell a story about Karen now.
- [Group] Oh!
- [Tommy] Come on.
- Oh come on man.
- [Tommy] Come on, come on.
- But let's get a drink first,
let me get a drink first, kay?
- [Tommy] Okay.
- Oh, now she's wants a drink.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, now I want a drink.
- It's time to drink, it's time to drink.
- Yeah, yeah, it's time to drink.
- Fair.
- It's time to drink things, not spill the tea, sip the tea.
- [Group] Oh.
- All right, where'd you put the cooler Tommy?
- [Tommy] It's right over here.
- Okay, it's over here, cool.
- Okay I think we've got some fire wood over here.
[dramatic music]
- [Karen] Let me put this shit down.
[dramatic music]
See what I'm doing.
[dramatic music]
[Bigfoot growls]
[dramatic music]
[dirt crunching]
- Let's get this fire going.
[group chattering]
[dramatic music]
- I thought I closed that lid.
- You got your own fire starter?
- Hopefully, do I?
- You've already burnt down one.
- We're about to find out.
- [Tommy] Darryl, let's grab the cooler man, come on.
- [Darryl] Alright.
[wood thudding]
- What the fuck was that?
- Dude I don't, let's get the fuck out of here, come on.
- Yeah.
- [Tommy] I don't know what the fuck, come on.
- [Darryl] Okay.
- What's up guys?
- [Tommy] Dude.
- You look like you just saw a ghost.
- Something really big, that it was like crashing,
like breaking shit, there's nothing,
there's nobody out here,
there's something, there's someone out there.
[dramatic music]
- [Tommy] Right there,
but it was just an elk I'm pretty sure.
- [Jewel] Well yeah, I mean there's
a ton of deer and elk in this forest.
- [Kelly] What if it was a bear?
- [Darryl] There's not supposed
to be anything out here dude, nothing.
- How close was it?
- It was right there, I'm telling you.
Like right there, but it was just an elk I'm pretty sure.
- Well yeah, I mean there's a ton
of elk and deer in the forest.
- What if it was bears?
- Or a wolf?
- I mean yeah, there's bears and wolves
but in all the time that I've spent
with my grandparents I've never seen any.
- There's not supposed to be
anything out here dude, nothing.
- How close was it.
- It was right there.
- Damn.
No internet, no cellphone?
- Not really.
- I'd be good for a phone or a computer.
- I was afraid it was gonna be like this,
I mean there's no cell service at my grandparents either
but you know some say, UFOs have something to do with it.
- [Johnnie] Whoa.
[dramatic chord]
- Hey, let's cook the food guys.
- [Tommy] Yeah.
I've got the plates right here.
- [Johnnie] Oh sweet, I think I brought one to.
[Tommy chuckles]
- [Darryl] Sweet, thank you.
- [Tommy] Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
- [Tommy] You're welcome.
You don't want me throwing it at you.
[Tommy laughs]
Here you go.
- Is this some chicken?
- [Tommy] Oh, I love chicken.
- I have what I brought.
Can you bring me my blue plate, it's in my bag.
- [Tommy] Yep.
- [Johnnie] Oh, sweet.
- [Darryl] Wait, okay I'm recording.
- [Tommy] So good.
- Damn, balance right there.
[group laughs]
- Uh oh.
- [Johnnie] Whoa.
- Really?
[Kelly laughs]
- [Johnnie] We can see you.
- Get out it out of my face.
- [Tommy] All right, so what?
- Yeah, well that was excellent, what we thought.
- All right, I could really take it.
- No.
- Oh yeah?
- Frick, I'm scared, great big stone.
- [Johnnie] Save me Tom, save me.
- [Karen] Ah man, that fire's real nice.
- [Tala] That's a good looking chicken, oops.
- [Jewel] You're ruining the fire now.
- [Johnnie] I'm just checking the chicken okay?
Damn.
- I mean we also, I brought veggie burgers to.
- Oh that's hot.
- [Jewel] All right.
- [Tala] Be careful.
- Veggie burgers are great.
- [Tala] Let's do it.
- [Tommy] Forgot my plate.
- You decapitate someone.
- I think I brought some, I went to the farmers market,
and I got some apri--,
ah, peaches.
So we got a couple, and some grapes
but I ate half the grapes.
- [Johnnie] What about some chicken?
- [Tommy] I love grapes, but I love chicken more.
- [Karen] Of course you would.
- [Darryl] This is nice.
It was like boop, boop, boop, boop.
- [Johnnie] Oh yeah, totally.
- [Darryl] Right on.
[fire crackling]
- [Darryl] What's up for dessert guys?
- [Jewel] Oh yeah we have.
[wood thudding]
Whoa.
- [Tommy] What the fuck?
Okay, that's what I was talking about.
- [Kelly] What was that?
- [Darryl] No seriously.
- [Tommy] What the fuck?
- [Darryl] It's not fucking funny.
Did you get a friend out here or something?
Like you know people out here?
- [Tommy] Seriously, we were the last ones here man.
- [Darryl] That's shits not funny man.
- Right, no.
- [Tommy] Absolutely not.
- [Tala] It sounds like a big animal.
- What ever it is I do not like it at all.
- [Tommy] No, I really don't like that.
- That's not an animal,
animals don't make things like bam, bam, bam.
Well, I don't know.
Is that a person?
Is that like a homeless person or is that like a bear dude?
That doesn't sound like a bear.
- [Tommy] Yeah, it could have been like a dog or something.
- In the middle of no where?
- [Tommy] Well there's branches out here.
- [Kelly] Whatever it is, I don't like it.
- Dogs don't hit trees with branches.
[wood thudding]
- [Tommy] Same dude, what the hell was that?
- [Jewel] I don't know.
- [Johnny] What was that sound?
- [Tommy] Come on.
- [Jewel] There's nothing out here.
- [Tommy] Holy shit.
- Yeah, I don't see anything.
- [Darryl] Yeah I'm gonna check,
put your lights on, put your lights on.
- [Jewel] I think it was just a branch falling, like.
- [Tommy] Yeah, it could have been a dog or a deer.
- [Darryl] Dogs can't do that, that was right here man.
- [Tommy] Well, raccoon could
have fell out of the tree, man.
I don't know.
[dramatic music]
- [Darryl] Your light over, okay got my back guys?
- [Johnnie] I don't see anything.
- [Jewel] I think it's nothing guys.
- [Darryl] No man.
- [Tala] Maybe you were just like, hearing things.
- [Darryl] It was right here, it was right here.
- [Jewel] I think a branch fell.
[dramatic music]
- [Tommy] This is, uh.
- [Darryl] Okay, let's go back, let's go back.
- [Kelly] I don't think it was anything.
- [Johnnie] I'm not going any further.
- [Tommy] Sorry.
- [Karen] Maybe whatever it is is scared of fire
and it'll leave us alone, right?
- [Tommy] What?
- [Darryl] Where's the chicken?
- [Tala] Somebody took the chicken.
- [Darryl] Fucking Christ.
- [Karen] Oh come on, not cool.
- [Darryl] Come on, really, seriously?
Don't fuck with me, that's not funny.
- [Tommy] I really wanted that chicken man.
- [Kelly] How could it even go missing?
- [Jewel] That's weird.
- [Tommy] One of you guys ate
it when we went looking, didn't you?
- [Darryl] This is now, this is getting creepy.
This is not fucking fun.
- [Jewel] This isn't okay guys.
- [Tommy] No.
Babe, sit down.
- Okay.
[fire crackling]
Let's just enjoy our dessert guys.
- True.
- [Darryl] Alright.
- Do you hear that?
- [Tommy] I don't hear anything.
- No.
- Exactly, not one cricket, not one bug.
- So weird.
- [Tommy] It's too weird.
- [Karen] We're weird.
- [Tommy] It is awfully quiet.
Hey, I'm going to go set up
the air mattress down by the pond.
Do you want to go, babe?
- No, I'm actually going to hang here with the girls, kay?
- [Tommy] All right.
- [Darryl] Like us?
- [Karen] Of course you guys to, come on.
- [Tommy] I'll be back guys.
[dirt crunching]
[Tommy humming]
Oh the camera, I'm a dumb ass.
[camera rustling]
[fire crackling]
[mattress rustling]
[dramatic chord]
[air pump whirring]
- He's taking a while.
Maybe I should go check up on him?
[air pump whirring]
[suspenseful music]
Tommy, I was so worried about you.
- [Tommy] There's nothing to worry about, I mean.
- Piece of shit.
- [Tommy] We're out here all alone.
Chill babe, gosh.
It's all right, chill, chill.
It's all right babe, chill, we're alone to here.
- Don't do that.
- Nothing's gonna get me.
Do you guys wanna hear a ghost story or what?
- Yeah.
- I don't know man.
- [Tommy] Come on.
- Jumpy night.
- [Tommy] Don't be scared.
- [Karen] I'm kinda freaked out.
- [Tommy] It'll be all right.
It's the chief's mummy.
- What is that?
- What's the chief's mummy?
- The chiefs mummy, you've never heard of that?
All right, you guys.
So I did some research online
and Bigfoot's not the only legend out here.
- Yeah right, come on.
- Really?
- [Tommy] Seriously.
It's the chief's mummy.
- What is that?
- Is the chief's mummy real?
- [Tommy] The chiefs mummy, you've never heard of that.
- No.
- [Tommy] According to what I read,
there's an old Indian burial ground
somewhere up on the hill that belongs over to the Anasazi.
Anasazi.
- You're just trying to freak us out.
- Yeah.
- That is kinda freaky though.
- [Tommy] I know guys.
- Yeah.
- I'm scared.
Well don't tell us anymore.
Well, wait, wait, tell us.
- [Tommy] Do you want to hear it?
- Don't, don't, don't.
Okay, okay, go.
- Okay now you have to tell us, come on.
- [Tommy] All right guys.
So there was some college kids about our age,
probably about the same time of year as right now,
out here doing their summer project for college.
There's an archeological dig.
- Archeological?
- Yeah, there you go, right around the corner.
- Are you serious man?
- [Tommy] Dude, I'm serious all right?
- Okay, okay, I'm just checking, I'm just checking.
- Here?
- [Timmy] Yes, just right over the hill right over there.
- This is kinda creepy.
- What did they find then?
- So what happened?
- [Tommy] So they found what
they thought looked like a log, all right,
but upon further investigation,
they realized that it was a coffin.
And inside the coffin was an old Indian chief
with a big feathered headdress wearing
a bunch of like turquoise necklaces
and coral, silver, all kinds of creepy shit
- Wow.
- I think we should leave man.
[Tommy chuckles]
- Yeah, I don't wanna camp on any Indian burial ground dude.
- I mean was it right here or was it?
- It's not.
- Told you, it was just a little bit over
the hill all right guys, chill, don't be so scared,
it's just a story all right?
- Yeah it's cool.
- [Tommy] Do you wanna hear what else happened or?
- Yeah, now.
- [Tommy] All right, all right,
so at first everything was good.
Nobody, nothing was going on, everything was just perfect.
You know, get there, do your work, everything's great.
But then.
- Students?
- [Tommy] Yeah the students,
but at the end of every day basically,
okay so when they get there, you know, they clean up,
do all their shit, get everything organized,
put away all the little things they find all day, you know.
The next day, whenever they get there,
it's all over the fucking campground.
I mean pieces everywhere.
Nobody knows what the fuck's going on,
tables are turned upside down, everyone's freaking out.
They're just.
- Like a monkey, like a monkey threw
everything around right, or something.
- [Tommy] If there was monkeys over here, man
but there ain't monkeys dude.
They don't know what it was all right.
- Like there's no monkeys in this region?
- [Tommy] There's no monkeys, there's no monkeys.
- How do you know that?
- Dude, we're in the mountains.
- Oh.
- [Tommy] Where you from man?
No, just.
- No more monkeys.
- Was it a bear?
- [Tommy] Anyway, so.
After that night they're going to dinner,
they have this big military type tent, okay guys?
I mean, I'm talking huge with one of those old,
like potbelly stoves in there and everything.
Everyone's sitting around eating dinner.
Everything's great and they hear this noise outside.
[dirt crunching]
They go to investigate it, all right?
There's nothing out there, nothing.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
- Shit.
- That's spooky.
- [Tommy] That's the last time anyone
ever heard from any of them again after that.
The next morning they packed up
and then nobody knows where they went.
- Wait, they packed up?
- [Tommy] Yeah, after the noises the next morning,
they're like, screw this we're getting outta here.
Nobody knows what happened to them.
Apparently it's the chief's mummy, man.
- The chiefs mummy?
- [Tommy] Yeah.
- I'm gonna look it up.
- [Tommy] He comes out on full moon nights,
just like tonight.
[dirt crunching]
Whatever you guys do, don't,
and I'm telling you don't go out there
if you hear that sound.
- Who's idea was it to come out here in the first place?
[Tommy humming]
- [Darryl] You know what,
we need to change up that mood guys.
- [Tommy] I agree.
- [Darryl] That's a little bit creepy.
No offense, but how about some music?
- [Jewel] Oh cool, a drum.
- Okay, I'm not great at this
but I'm gonna try and let's see.
[Darryl drumming]
- [Tommy] Yeah man, that sounds good.
- All right, wait a second.
[Darryl drumming]
Oh shit.
- [Johnnie] Damn.
- [Tommy] Ladies.
[Darryl drumming]
Oh.
[Johnnie humming]
[Johnnie whistling]
[tent zips]
- Let's go to the pond.
- All right, let's do it.
- All right, bring your IC150.
- Oh yeah.
You're in a wild mood tonight, shit.
- You bet I am.
- Smile for the camera.
[Karen laughs]
[dirt crunching]
- [Karen] All right.
- [Tommy] I was like fuck, I laid out the mattress.
[dirt crunching]
[fire crackling] [crickets chirping]
[dramatic chord]
[dramatic music]
[trees rustles]
[dramatic music]
[both moaning] [dramatic music]
[both laughing]
[dramatic music]
[Karen moaning]
[dramatic music]
[Karens neck cracks]
- What the fuck Karen?
Babe?
What the fuck, Karen!
What the fuck, where you at Karen?
Karen!
What the fuck babe?
Hey!
[crickets chirping]
Karen, what the fuck babe?
Hey, Karen!
[Tommy choking]
[fire crackling]
Karen!
- It's nice and warm here.
- [Tommy] What the fuck babe!
- I wonder what Tommy and Karen are doing?
- [Tommy] Karen!
- I don't hear anything.
- Where are they?
- Shout out like you guys.
[group laughs]
We heard you.
- Look who's talking.
[group laughs]
- It's been a wild ride.
- Yeah, we know.
[group laughs]
- Oh man, I think I'm going to go see where
Tommy and Karen, where they went to, okay guys?
- Okay.
- I'll be back in a minute okay?
- Okay, I'll be right here
hanging out with the rest of the group.
- Okay.
[Darryl sighs]
[dramatic music]
[Bigfoot growls]
[dramatic music] [dirt crunching]
[wood thudding]
[dirt crunching] [Bigfoot growling]
- Shit.
[camera rustling]
What the fuck?
I'll be damned.
[camera scrapping]
Tommy?
Something is definitely wrong.
Why would he leave his.
Something's not right, Karen and Tommy aren't here.
I see sleeping bags.
Something's definitely not right.
Tommy!
Karen?
Shit.
Tala.
Gotta get back to Tala, okay.
[Bigfoot growling] [Darryl cries out]
[Darryl's bones cracking]
[Bigfoot growling]
- [Tala] Darryl?
Oh my God.
Goddess I pray on you, where are you?
[Bigfoot grunting]
[dirt crunching]
Darryl?
[Tala screams]
No, no.
[Bigfoot growling] [Tala screams]
[Tala's bones cracking]
- [Johnnie] Yeah, I can't, I don't think I have any either.
- Someone should take a car and call for help.
- [Johnnie] Okay, before we panicked,
let's go take a look for ourselves.
- [Kelly] Okay, grab the lanterns.
[Tala screams]
[dramatic music]
[dirt crunching]
[dramatic music]
What do you think happened?
- [Jewel] This is too much.
I dunno, this is too much guys
all right.
- Well Daryl said he did see footsteps.
- [Johnnie] I don't know, let's be logical here.
I mean Bigfoot isn't real, right?
- Well, I don't know.
Didn't you see all that footage
that they got in Oregon back
in like what, the seventies?
A bunch of scientists analyzed it
and they couldn't find anything fake about it, like at all.
- [Johnnie] I don't know, it seems kind of farfetched.
- But there's so much evidence though.
- Yeah, I wouldn't be too sure.
- Yeah, well, now that I'm thinking about it,
I'm remembering the story that my nanny used to tell me.
I think she just told me just to keep
me away from the forest
and everything, you know, like a cautionary tale,
but she used to tell me that she would be in her backyard
and it was out in the woods like this,
and she would be swinging
and she would swing to get as high as she could.
She wanted to touch the sky, she said.
And one day the chain broke and she really went flying
and she broke her leg and she said, this big,
hairy man came out of the forest
and carried her all the way up to her sliding door
and then ran back.
I don't know, do you think it could have been big foot?
- Hey, Darryl said he did see footsteps.
- [Jewel] I don't think we should rule it out.
- I agree, maybe we should get going.
- [Jewel] Yeah, let's just keep looking.
[dramatic music]
[Bigfoot groaning] [dirt crunching]
[Bigfoot heavy breathing]
- [Kelly] Is that?
- [Jewel] Oh my God, are they?
- [Kelly] Are they?
- [Johnnie] Yes.
[girls screaming]
- [Jewel] Wait Kelly, no!
- [Johnnie] Kelly come back!
- [Jewel] Kelly!
- [Johnnie] Kelly!
- [Jewel] We have to go after her.
- Kelly! - Kelly!
- [Johnnie] Kelly come back.
- [Jewel] Come back Kelly!
- We gotta find Kelly.
- [Jewel] We have to keep looking.
- The best thing we can do is get back
to the car and get reception.
- [Jewel] All right, let's go.
- We got to call for help, let's go.
- [Jewel] Fine.
All right, yeah, let's go.
I mean fast, come on.
[dirt crunching]
- [Man] What was that?
[wind whistling] [camera scrapping]
- I got to get out of here, which way?
Shit.
[Bigfoot growling]
I got to get away.
[dirt crunching]
[camp clattering]
[Bigfoot growling] [furniture thudding]
Shit.
Fuck.
[Kelly heavy breathing]
[Bigfoot growling]
[Bigfoot snarls]
[Bigfoot roars]
[wood thuds]
- [Jewel] Oh my God.
- [Johnnie] Oh my God.
Okay, okay, okay, grab some food,
I'll go grab the Jeep
and we'll four wheel over here
and we'll get the fuck out of here.
- All right yeah, hurry though.
- [Johnnie] I'll be fast.
[Bigfoot growling]
- Fuck, I'm lost.
Shit.
What am I even doing out here?
I'm a city girl.
I think this way, maybe.
[wood thudding]
What was that shit?
[Bigfoot growling]
- [Johnnie] Gotta get the fuck out of here.
What the fuck happened to the cars?
Oh no, shit.
[wind whistling] [man sniffing]
Serious?
[Bigfoot growling]
[car door bangs]
[glove compartment clattering]
[ice scraper thuds]
[Bigfoot growling]
Let's hope it works.
[Johnnie sighs]
Damn!
Fuck, shit!
- [Tommy] Chicken.
- What the fuck is that, leave me alone, leave me alone!
What the fuck?
What is next?
Leave me alone, leave me alone!
- In case I don't make it,
I'm want to leave my car to my sister, Yvonne.
Yvonne, I know it's not the best car,
but it will get you a little Larry around.
Remember you have to wiggle the key
a little bit to get it to turn
and take care of Prissy, my cat.
She loves albacore tuna the best.
And give uncle Bill the painting mom gave me.
He always liked that painting and, and.
- We're getting out of here.
Karen and Tommy are missing.
I didn't even believe in big foot,
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
- I don't want to die, not like this, not here.
I can make it, I can do it.
Which way would the highway be?
If I can find the highway, I can stop a car and get help.
I know what I can do.
[Bigfoot growling]
- God damn, where's my wallet?
God, I think it's in the tent.
[tent rustling]
[Jewel screams]
[Bigfoot growls]
[Jewel screaming]
[Bigfoot growling] [Jewel screaming]
- [Johnnie] Get away off of her!
[Bigfoot screams]
Get off, get off of her!
Get off of her!
[Jewel screams]
- [Jewel] Help!
- [Johnnie] Get outta here!
Get outta here!
[Bigfoot growling]
- Oh my God, he had me, he had me.
I could have died, oh my God.
- [Johnnie] It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
- Ah, I got my compass.
I remember using my compass in astronomy class.
Who knows I would ever of used this.
This could give me better direction.
Great.
- [Man] I forgot something.
[dirt crunching]
[eerie whispering]
[dirt crunching]
I forgot something.
[dirt crunching]
[dog barking]
[dirt crunching]
- Oh my God, what are we gonna do?
- [Johnnie] It's about a two hour hike
to the highway, if we leave right now.
Let's see what we have in the bag.
[bag rustling]
This'll do.
We gotta get outta here.
Let's go.
- [Jewel] Okay.
[Bigfoot growling]
[bag rustling]
[bag zips]
[bag rustling]
- My grandfather gave me this knife
and this will be the first time I've ever used it.
[Bigfoot roaring]
- [Jewel] Let's just sits down,
I need to rest, just for a minute.
- Yeah, me to.
Drink some water.
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
I don't understand any of this.
- But why, why is he so mad, I don't get it.
- I don't know, maybe he's just tired of people coming
and camping at his pond.
- Yeah, but you wouldn't kill people.
- I mean, no I wouldn't.
I'm not crazy.
- Let's just change the subject.
- I agree.
- How far do you think we have to go?
- Maybe another half an hour if we keep up the pace.
- Yeah.
Better get going if we're going to find Kelly,
I'm worried about her.
- Yeah.
- I hope she's okay.
- Me to.
- Come on, let's keep on.
- Let's go.
[dirt crunching]
[owl hoots]
[Bigfoot growling]
- [Jewel] I think I see headlights up there,
look, it's the highway.
- [Johnnie] We're saved.
- [Jewel] Oh my God, we're saved, we can get out of here.
[dirt crunching]
[Bigfoot growling] [dirt crunching]
[Johnnie heavy breathing]
[Bigfoot growling] [dirt crunching]
- I heard something.
[Kelly screams]
Help me, help me!
You let me go!
[Kelly screams]
- [Johnnie] That's Kelly.
- That's Kelly.
No, we have to go help her.
- [Johnnie] But we're so close.
- No, we have to, Kelly needs us now.
Okay, I'm going with or without you.
- [Johnnie] Jewel, wait.
Jewel!
[fire crackling] [dirt crunching]
[Bigfoot growls]
What the?
[metal clangs]
[Bigfoot roaring]
[dirt crunching] [fire crackling]
[Bigfoot roars]
[fire crackling]
[bones snapping]
[metal clangs]
[fire crackling]
[dirt crunching]
- [Jewel] Kelly.
- [Johnnie] Kelly,
- [Jewel] Kelly, it's us.
Kelly.
- [Johnnie] Kelly.
- [Jewel] Oh yeah, Kelly it's us.
[Kelly whimpering]
- [Jewel] Kelly?
- [Johnnie] Kelly.
There's a cooking thing.
- [Jewel] Oh yeah.
Look, there's a bag.
Maybe there's something in it we can use.
- [Johnnie] Yeah maybe.
Let's check it out.
[Jewel screams]
- All right remember your astronomy girl.
That is the big dipper over there.
Draw a line to the two outer most stars in the cup,
which will take me to Polaris.
[Jewels screams]
The North star, which means this way is East.
I know the highway is East, so East we go
[dirt crunching]
[Jewel screams]
[fire crackling]
[rooster crows]
- Let's keep going.
[zipper zips]
[man chuckles]
- That has to be the highway.
It's farther away than I thought.
Shit.
I wish I had my bandana.
Oh, wait a minute.
[bag zips]
- [Man] Oh God.
[dirt crunching]
- [Johnnie] Let's keep going.
- What's that?
Kelly?
- [Johnnie] Kelly?
- [Jewel] Kelly.
- [Johnnie] Kelly.
- Kelly? - Kelly?
- [Jewel] Kelly.
- [Johnnie] Kelly.
- [Jewel] Kelly it's us.
Kelly.
[all screaming]
[Bigfoot roaring]
- [Jewel] Johnnie, run he's right behind you, run!
[Jewel screams]
[Bigfoot roaring]
[Jewel panting]
Oh fuck.
[Bigfoot roaring] [wood thudding]
[brush rustling]
- I'm so tired, but I can't stop.
I'm going to climb this hill here and get my bearings.
Okay, you can do this girl.
[brush rustling]
- Which way do I go?
I don't know.
Oh God, I don't have.
[Jewel screaming]
[Jewels bones crack]
[Jewel thuds]
[Bigfoot growls]
[dirt crunching]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic chord]
[dramatic music]
[Bigfoot growling]
[Kelly yells]
[Bigfoot cries out]
[Bigfoot growling]
[Kelly yelling]
[Bigfoot growls]
[Big foot growls]
[Kelly yells]
[Bigfoot growls]
[Kelly yells]
[Bigfoot cries out]
[grass rustling]
[engine rumbles]
- Oh my God, are you all right?
Here.
[engine rumbles]
[car door bangs]
Let me help you, let's go to the hospital, here.
[car door bangs]
Let's go
[car door bangs]
[engine rumbles]
You look terrible here, have some water.
Is this a camera?
Let me put it up here.
Is there anybody else out there?
What happened?
- They're dead, they're all dead.
- [Woman] What?
- My friends, they're all dead.
- [Woman] Oh my God.
- Bigfoot.
- [Woman] Bigfoot?
- Bigfoot killed them all.
- [Woman] Bigfoot, what?
Oh my God.
[Kelly crying]
I'll lock the door.
[Kelly crying] [engine rumbles]
[dramatic music] [Kelly crying]