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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪（二月）

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‪（致：西比威
‪情人节快乐 我爱你）

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‪（等不及今晚见你）

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‪天啊 好的 抱歉！

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‪抱歉！该死

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‪好了

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‪女士

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‪快递…

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‪是吗？

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‪收件人…

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‪迪尼奥麦道

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‪祝各位情人节快乐！

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‪为什么大家都那么反感爱情？

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‪我已经结婚12年了

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‪迪尼奥 朋友 妹子

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‪尼克 你不是说人事部警告过你

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‪注意办公场所的文化挪用行为？

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‪人事部？我才是“谁是老板？”

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‪-不知道什么意思 不过行吧
‪-听着

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‪你准备好让新鲜DJ的
‪新鲜蛋白粉奶昔一举成名的

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‪社交媒体营销方案了吗？

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‪-什么烂名字
‪-太烂了

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‪-那…
‪-抱歉

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‪抱歉 迪尼奥麦道

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‪对 是我

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‪好的

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‪是西比威送的 各位

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‪-我男朋友
‪-泰巴呢？

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‪他三个月前消失了

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‪-你知道我听得到你说话吧 帕姆？
‪-对

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‪要不这样？帮我个忙…

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‪拍一个直播

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‪好的

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‪开始

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‪-那…
‪-抱歉

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‪-等等
‪-好吧

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‪就…好的

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‪各位…帕姆 拜托

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‪抱歉 是…

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‪-帕姆
‪-开始！

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{\an8}‪各位 我男朋友刚刚在我上班的时候
‪送来了一份情人节的惊喜！

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{\an8}‪正如话题“爱情就在此地”那样

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{\an8}‪对吧？我们来瞧瞧

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{\an8}‪（情人节快乐
‪爱是那么的真-真有爱）

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{\an8}‪化妆包？

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{\an8}‪我从没送过我女朋友化妆包

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{\an8}‪（天啊-多好的男友
‪迪尼奥真美！）

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{\an8}‪他要给我个惊喜
‪带我出去度周末什么的！

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{\an8}‪太棒了！

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{\an8}‪抱歉 妹子

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{\an8}‪-妹子
‪-怎么了？

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{\an8}‪我觉得不只是一个周末

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{\an8}‪先生们！

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{\an8}‪（出门度周末！-太暖了！-天啊！
‪不得了）

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{\an8}‪（天啊 她被甩了）

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{\an8}‪妹子

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{\an8}‪你是在情人节被甩了吗？

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{\an8}‪把直播关了吧 帕姆

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{\an8}‪-很多人评论
‪-关了吧

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{\an8}‪关掉它 帕姆 现在就关！

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{\an8}‪不敢相信我这两天下巴都脱臼了
‪就等来这破事！

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{\an8}‪怎么…

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{\an8}‪帕姆？

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{\an8}‪别告诉我你还在拍

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{\an8}‪没有

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{\an8}‪帕姆！该死！

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‪（直播结束）

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‪嘿 你在勒夫哥约翰逊
‪会计事务所工作吗？

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‪-不是
‪-好

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‪那人事部就不会有意见了

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‪我觉得我们去你家吧？

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‪等一下

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‪哦 不

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‪就这样？

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{\an8}‪（晚上和宝贝一起嗨）

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‪迪迪？

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‪迪迪？

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‪迪迪？

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‪-朋友 我觉得我吃坏了肚子
‪-我听过你拉屎的声音

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‪-不是这种声音
‪-你又不是无所不知

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‪所以你没在看西比威的主页？

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‪-没有
‪-宝贝

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‪-把手机给我
‪-不要！

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‪我带你来参加办公室派对
‪可不是让你一整晚待在厕所的

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‪反正我本来就不想来参加这个蠢派对

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‪朋友 你真是不懂得感激

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‪-你不想约炮吗？
‪-我想要爱情 好吗？

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‪可能想约一下

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‪你坐在马桶上是别想了

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‪赶紧给我出来振作起来去约个炮

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‪约炮

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‪我觉得你的手已经洗干净了
‪坦迪女士

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{\an8}‪朋友 都过去三周了 你得翻篇了

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‪不行 诺尼 我就是不行 好吗？

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‪他是我的挚爱 你懂吗？
‪我们本来要结婚的

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‪你们在一起才两个月

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‪你知道是两个半月的

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‪-把手机给我
‪-不行

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‪-什么？你觉得我不会把手伸进去？
‪-嘿！

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‪嘿！别碰我！

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‪你忘了我比你大了 要尊老爱幼！

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‪迪迪…

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‪诺尼 这样吧？不…

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‪-不行 我们都老大不小了
‪-没错

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‪我同意

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{\an8}‪（太棒了！情人节快乐
‪#梦想情侣 #新爱人）

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{\an8}‪（我爱你！这是哪一个？）

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‪该死的混蛋！

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‪该死的…我真他妈蠢！真他妈蠢…

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‪该死…

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‪如果你给我下药了
‪我的祖先会找你算账的

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‪我不需要这样约女孩

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‪你们这些男人
‪你们根本不懂我们爱得多认真

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‪-你什么意思？
‪-没错

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‪我们很认真

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‪-如果是对的人 我们爱得很认真
‪-没错！

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‪没错 我就是对的人

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‪我是 可他还是把我甩了

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‪抱歉

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‪抱歉 我不该和新男友谈前男友的事

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‪-和谁？
‪-不 不是说…

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‪不是说你是我新男友 我是说…我…

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‪好吧 我的闺蜜诺尼

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‪她一直让我振作起来 开始新的恋情

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‪-好的
‪-我觉得你可以让我振作起来

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‪-不
‪-好吧

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‪不是说性方面的 是人振作起来
‪虽然听起来有点…

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‪-抱歉
‪-你是要我和你做爱？

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‪我是没意见

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‪抱歉

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‪抱歉 给

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‪-给 你没事吧？
‪-没事

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‪没事 你为什么这么说？

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‪-我为什么不这么说？
‪-史蒂夫哈维说过

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‪“如果你想留住一个人
‪你就不该和他第一晚就睡”

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‪好吧 告诉我 你觉得效果如何？

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‪那…

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‪你想说什么？

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‪你和女生睡了之后还会在一起吗？

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‪不是性的问题

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‪有时候感情就是没法持久

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‪我们应该享受当下

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‪对吧？

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‪你脸上有点…嗯

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‪-弄掉了吗？
‪-对 弄掉了

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‪很高兴认识你

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‪朋友 我已经能预见
‪你给你们的孩子起名字了

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‪我什么名字都没取

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‪不过小兰加听起来挺可爱的
‪他朋友叫他LJ 诺尼

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‪你唯一该惦记的LJ在他裤子里

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‪对 那是你的作风 我不这样

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‪好吧 既然这样我们就回去吧

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‪我觉得我已经把看得上的
‪都亲热了一遍 等等

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‪-没错 没有漏的了
‪-诺尼…

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‪他是你的客户吗？他有女友吗？

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‪不 我要问的是他收入多少？

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‪不知道 不关你的事 走吧

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‪不 你走吧 再见

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‪好吧 你最好吃了那个LJ

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‪你看什么看？

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‪没什么 别烦我

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‪什么？等等 不 等等
‪你要带我去哪里？

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‪-你会喜欢的 相信我
‪-我会喜欢的

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‪-小心
‪-好的

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‪什么？

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‪-没错
‪-没错

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‪这样吧？让我…

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‪-好的
‪-拿着酒杯

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‪好的 就…

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‪证明…

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‪我过得很开心

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‪你没必要对他证明什么

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‪-是吗？
‪-保持神秘更有吸引力

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‪对 显然你没心碎过

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‪-我有过很糟糕的分手经历
‪-那不一样

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‪然后呢？

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‪你能直接…放下吗？

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‪为什么在未来站在你眼前的时候
‪还揪着过去的手不放？

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‪你难道不想抓住未来吗？

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‪你知道…

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‪我…我不随便跟别人上床的

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‪我想要一个会在家等我的人

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‪又是史蒂夫哈维说的？

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‪你说你想要一个会在家等你的人？

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‪要我说
‪能有一个和你一起回家的人才好

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{\an8}‪（光之城）

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‪什么？

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‪就…

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‪妈妈说你就知道吃

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‪天啊

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‪该死！

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‪诺尼 现在不方便

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‪你到底在哪里？

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‪等等

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‪您拨打的电话正忙 请稍等

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‪什么？

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‪你到底在哪里？

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‪你叫我和他睡

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‪-我就和他睡了
‪-你不该还待在那里的！

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‪这时候谁都不该待在别人床上！

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‪等等 你干嘛大吼大叫的？

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‪回家吧 好吗？

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‪嗨 帅哥

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‪不 迪尼奥

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‪嘿 你怎么…不

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‪早上好！

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‪你能行的

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‪嘿！

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‪你真是典型的单身汉
‪冰箱里什么都没有 不该算你走运

213
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,333
‪-我知道一个很好的…
‪-该死！

214
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,500
‪什么？

215
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,541
‪我要赶飞机 还剩一小时了

216
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,208
‪-你不能改签吗？
‪-不行 我有…

217
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,541
‪工作上的事

218
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,500
‪那…

219
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,916
‪这算什么？什么？你这是要赶我走？

220
00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,541
‪不 你… 不用 抱歉 你待着

221
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,000
‪就…把钥匙交给保安

222
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583
‪好吧 你什么时候回来？

223
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:07,625
‪明晚

224
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,416
‪等等 我…我还会再见你吗？兰加？

225
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,750
‪要是我们能多一些时间相处就好了

226
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,375
‪好的 去吧

227
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166
‪去吧 你要错过飞机了

228
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,666
‪再见！

229
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,458
‪拍他睡觉的照片快赶上跟踪狂了

230
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,666
‪如果我们做过爱就不算跟踪

231
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,750
‪本该是像我这样的一夜情

232
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,125
‪不过没那么多环

233
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,958
‪对了 我们不该这样了 你真的…
‪你现在不都45岁了吗？

234
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:02,875
‪滚

235
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,375
‪-好吧 抱歉 50岁
‪-嘿

236
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,458
‪我是一个活得逍遥自在的特许会计师

237
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,416
‪我不需要别人养我

238
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,625
‪姐妹 我跟35岁差不多

239
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,458
‪我不知道 可是你晚上还是很冷清

240
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,291
‪外面一堆男的可以填补空缺
‪有一些女人也可以

241
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,208
‪我只想要一个男人

242
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,125
‪你连他的电话都没有

243
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,458
‪我有这些

244
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,750
‪这会让人对你使用法庭限制令

245
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,666
‪我得去睡治安部长来帮你了

246
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,958
‪-就为了帮我？
‪-是啊

247
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,416
‪-并不是你想睡？
‪-不 他挺帅的 不过要远看

248
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,125
‪朋友！

249
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,958
‪-该死 这太爽了
‪-很爽吗？

250
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,708
‪-慢点
‪-不是…

251
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,125
‪朋友

252
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,291
‪你做爱的时候也会呛着吗？

253
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,791
‪嘿？谁在里面？

254
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,041
‪我有一个致命的武器 不会手下留情

255
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,375
‪是我！

256
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,375
‪-是我！
‪-该死！

257
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,166
‪你在这里做什么？

258
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,333
‪我以为你下飞机会饿
‪我就给你做了晚餐

259
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,416
‪我没说你可以搬进来

260
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,958
‪我…我没搬进来

261
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,166
‪好吧

262
00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:38,625
‪迪尼奥…

263
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,708
‪我们之间？

264
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,500
‪只是一夜情

265
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,041
‪我不…我不明白

266
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,875
‪我以为你说你希望我们能多相处

267
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,291
‪我告诉过你我不是随便的人 那…

268
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,833
‪每个女孩都那么说

269
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,166
‪所以我现在又是占屋者 又是妓女

270
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,500
‪不 我不是…
‪我不是这个意思 我想说的是…

271
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125
‪那是一整只鸡 女士

272
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,541
‪不是食物的错 我只是说…

273
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208
{\an8}‪（瑞基烤鸡）

274
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,250
‪这些是外卖盒吗？你说是你做的

275
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,333
‪外…

276
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:28,166
‪好吧 所以我是占屋者、妓女
‪现在还不会做饭

277
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,000
‪-你还真是咄咄逼人
‪-我什么都没说

278
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,666
‪听着…

279
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,583
‪我可什么都没说 我就想说…

280
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,416
‪好吧

281
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:43,000
‪迪尼奥 我就想说 如果换做是你
‪回到家发现有男人在你公寓

282
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,458
‪-你会是什么感受？
‪-庆幸

283
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,000
‪我包里有胡椒喷雾

284
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,166
‪-好吧 抱歉
‪-没事

285
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:52,916
‪我明白

286
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,500
‪我这就走 你…吃吧

287
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,916
‪反正这条丁字裤很不舒服

288
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,208
‪等等 别…等等 别走

289
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,708
‪我是说…我只是…

290
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,833
‪你忙活了半天

291
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,750
‪我们不该 你知道…

292
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750
‪我们不该浪费这些 对吧？

293
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,583
‪-对
‪-而且 我想说 如果…

294
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:23,041
‪如果那条丁字裤不舒服
‪我可以帮你处理一下

295
00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,250
‪好

296
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,083
‪-要不这样吧？我们其实该叫停
‪-抱歉

297
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,458
‪-抱歉
‪-对

298
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,500
‪我们绝对…

299
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,375
‪我们该叫停

300
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,125
‪我说 我们可以明天叫停

301
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,166
‪对 明天 对…我是想说明天的

302
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,791
‪-因为明天…对
‪-明天…

303
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,375
‪-说定了 明天
‪-明天可以

304
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,875
‪-明天 好的 很好
‪-我…

305
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:09,916
{\an8}‪（四月）

306
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,083
‪这周 我要使出我的绝活

307
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:37,166
‪我觉得我要带玛芬或是蛋糕
‪你觉得怎么样？

308
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,333
‪他们为什么不用香草糖霜？

309
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:45,625
‪我从没听说过无麸质糖霜 什么鬼？

310
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,166
‪给

311
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,916
‪就这样

312
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,791
‪不 我不想点餐 谢谢

313
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,000
‪-讲真？
‪-什么？

314
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:24,291
‪我们一个月前一起睡过
‪你还把我当成服务生 这算什么事？

315
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:25,916
‪你难道不在这里工作吗？

316
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:27,750
‪其实 你说的越多

317
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,791
‪我越不想再和你性交

318
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,208
‪真的？

319
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,875
‪我是说 如果你那么说的话 我…

320
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,583
‪把你的胸挪开 你这是在折磨马克西

321
00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,583
‪不 我没事

322
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,500
‪你难道不用去照管酒吧
‪或是刷厕所什么的？

323
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,666
‪听着 我是这里的经理

324
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,000
‪好吗？

325
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,458
‪顺便说一句…我只在周一刷厕所

326
00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,625
‪他可以免单我们的酒水

327
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,041
‪听着 我可不想浪费时间讨论男人

328
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,916
‪-我都没机会见你
‪-你见得着我的

329
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,416
‪就一次 你来家里拿你的行李

330
00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,833
‪-你都不更新社交媒体账号了
‪-兰加很注重隐私

331
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:10,666
‪现在没人是私密的了

332
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,250
‪我以为你不想讨论男人的
‪这又算什么？

333
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,000
‪-我是来陪你的
‪-因为你男朋友另有打算

334
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,541
‪他有工作要忙

335
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,166
‪-看到没 这就是另一件怪事了
‪-什么？

336
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,083
‪谁会在周日晚八点以后工作的？

337
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,583
‪他的老板很忙 所以他周末工作

338
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,166
‪侬都米索 要是你一定要知道的话

339
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:31,125
‪任何拿工作当借口的男人
‪都是四处撒网型的

340
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,625
‪兰加不一样 好吗？

341
00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:37,291
‪你见过他多少个朋友
‪见过他同事吗？

342
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,708
‪我见过…

343
00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:42,833
‪他公司的一个人 他没撒谎

344
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,125
‪我会证明给你看

345
00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,458
‪-我开玩笑的 我在逗你
‪-不

346
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,291
‪他不接？

347
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,083
‪-这不能说明什么
‪-好吧

348
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,916
‪-哟！
‪-嗨 帕度！

349
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,583
‪对 是迪尼奥

350
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,291
‪-迪尼奥？
‪-对 我只想知道…

351
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,875
‪帕度？喂…

352
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,083
‪他把我挂了

353
00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,708
‪那我们就点几杯酒去跳舞吧

354
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,916
‪马克斯！
‪你能给我们来几杯酒吗 兄弟？

355
00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,333
‪-帕度刚刚在网上标记了地点
‪-哪里？

356
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,916
‪一家酒店？

357
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,541
‪他在酒店开会？

358
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,750
‪兰加西比亚在哪一间房？

359
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,458
‪不好意思 我的朋友
‪他不是在开房 他是在开会

360
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,416
‪-在酒店？
‪-诺尼

361
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,375
‪你们两位是来…

362
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,875
‪这是啥…

363
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,833
‪这个…跟他的会有关系吗？

364
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,750
‪好啊！对 那我们就是来…

365
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,333
‪波拉克斯房

366
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,250
‪什么？

367
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,125
‪-波拉克斯？
‪-波拉克斯？走吧 来

368
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:15,625
‪波拉克斯

369
00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:19,291
‪-好的 谢谢
‪-怪人

370
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,166
‪（波拉克斯）

371
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,916
‪等等 你确定要这样吗？

372
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:25,708
‪我…

373
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,291
‪我想说的是她脖子的味道像电池

374
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,458
‪先生们 我们有豪华套餐了！

375
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,166
‪进来

376
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,250
‪进来

377
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,375
‪不过穿那么多衣服干嘛？
‪来吧 妞们

378
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,125
‪最好给我找到那只仓鼠！

379
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,625
‪那是我女儿的仓鼠 周一学校要用的

380
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,625
‪如果你以后还想手淫的话
‪最好管好你的手

381
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,875
‪我喜欢你 嘿

382
00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,750
‪我觉得我们进错房间了

383
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:06,958
‪-没有！
‪-对

384
00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:10,500
‪会有机会和新郎相处的
‪他正和别人在卫生间忙

385
00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,958
‪其实 我们不关心什么新郎

386
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,583
‪我们其实不关心…

387
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,500
‪好！

388
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,583
‪兄弟！

389
00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,875
‪-什么？
‪-我觉得兰加是新郎

390
00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,291
‪诺尼觉得你出轨了 告诉她你没有

391
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625
‪不 告诉她就好 告诉她你没出轨

392
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,125
‪-我们能不能…
‪-告诉她你没有

393
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,666
‪-我们能不能…
‪-告诉她你没有！

394
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,916
‪好吧…我…我没出轨

395
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,791
‪看到没？跟你说他没出轨

396
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,333
‪我要结婚了

397
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,166
‪好吧

398
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:03,583
‪迪尼奥？

399
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,666
‪那你呢？

400
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,125
‪-你在干嘛？
‪-补偿

401
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,291
‪打给我

402
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,083
{\an8}‪嗨 新鲜DJ的团队又打来
‪问活动的事了

403
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,916
‪-该死！
‪-对 我也是那么想的

404
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,125
‪所以我想我们要把展示会改期

405
00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,916
‪我不知道 比如改到六月的第一周

406
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833
‪帕姆 我需要你的脸书账号

407
00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:35,291
‪你听进去我说的话了吗？

408
00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,500
‪你说了一堆话 唯独还没告诉我
‪你的脸书账号 所以…

409
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:39,958
‪我没有社交媒体账号

410
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625
‪你在社交媒体公司工作
‪怎么会没有社交媒体账号？

411
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,541
‪因为我的心理医生
‪认为这对我的自尊不利

412
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,500
‪该死！

413
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,458
{\an8}‪（古古德罗摩 该账号为私密账号）

414
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,250
‪（添加好友）

415
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,041
‪你没事吧？

416
00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,000
‪接受了

417
00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:01,125
‪她接受了！太好了 真是太好了

418
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,291
‪不那么好

419
00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,125
‪嘿

420
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,875
‪迪尼奥麦道

421
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,333
‪你好吗？

422
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,666
‪你知道怎么做 对吧？

423
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,958
‪先生们…

424
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,625
‪又一个假日

425
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,916
‪走吧 这妞喜欢度假

426
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,750
‪或许你该看看心理医生

427
00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:58,625
‪（古古德罗摩标记了都市记）

428
00:30:58,708 --> 00:30:59,708
‪（都市记）

429
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,000
‪好了

430
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,041
‪什么…

431
00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:26,333
‪什么…

432
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,250
‪走开

433
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,041
‪不

434
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,708
‪嗨！想必你就是古古吧

435
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:47,541
‪这里的巧克力蛋糕超美味 你得尝尝

436
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,916
‪-五星评价 超棒的
‪-好的 只是…

437
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,791
‪-等我一下 好吗？迪尼奥
‪-什么？

438
00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,625
‪-是吗？
‪-什么？拜托 什么？

439
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041
‪你在干嘛？

440
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,958
‪是吗？又开始跟踪了？

441
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,750
‪等等 我是自己胡思乱想吗？

442
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:04,916
‪我们不是相爱了吗？

443
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,875
‪不 我们两个人只是寻欢作乐

444
00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:19,583
‪行吧 那你为什么不说出口？
‪为什么不说实话？

445
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,000
‪-兰加
‪-嘿

446
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,166
‪这是怎么回事？

447
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,833
‪没什么事 宝贝…

448
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,958
‪你们见过吗？这位是…

449
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,333
‪-我的…
‪-别担心

450
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,708
‪我只是他的女佣

451
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,291
‪-我以为你不那样了
‪-我是收手了

452
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,125
‪宝贝 我收手了 我发誓
‪我早就收手了

453
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791
‪我…我收手了

454
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,041
‪好吗？我现在和你在一起

455
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,875
‪除了你 我谁都不想要 好吗？

456
00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,291
‪过来

457
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,083
‪走吧！

458
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,125
‪你知道你这次要说什么吗？

459
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,875
‪-我知道我要说什么
‪-好吧

460
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,958
‪-没错 这一切都在我掌控之中
‪-好吧

461
00:32:59,041 --> 00:32:59,916
‪嗨！

462
00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,208
‪等等 你们迟到了

463
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:03,916
‪好吧

464
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,750
‪你们迟到了 明白吗？

465
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:10,041
‪新娘说了她进场之后
‪不能放任何人进来

466
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:10,958
‪走好不送

467
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:14,375
‪-不行！
‪-好吧 听着…

468
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:15,625
‪不行！

469
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,166
‪好吧

470
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,000
‪要不这样？

471
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500
‪100兰特？

472
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,666
‪这样如何？

473
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,208
‪-200？
‪-200

474
00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,041
‪好！好的 可以了

475
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,083
‪好吧 不行

476
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,333
‪再见

477
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,416
‪-就…
‪-我是执法人员

478
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,916
‪你们以为这是德班七月吗？

479
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,750
‪你和你的碎花连身裤 不行

480
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,083
‪-这是征兆 你不该这样了
‪-不 我不能放弃

481
00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,541
‪迪迪

482
00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666
‪侬都米索…我觉得
‪是时候重温我们做服务生的日子了

483
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,208
‪迪迪…迪迪！

484
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,291
‪-振作点
‪-很重

485
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,708
‪这是你的主意

486
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,416
‪这是社交媒体运营官的手
‪不是服务生的手

487
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,291
‪还有一个神经质的脑子

488
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,791
‪阿门 会众

489
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:12,916
‪-阿门
‪-阿门

490
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:19,375
‪兰加西比亚 你愿意娶古古德罗摩…

491
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,833
‪为你的合法妻子吗？

492
00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:25,041
‪-等等！
‪-无论富贵或是贫穷…

493
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,541
‪你要说什么？你就说

494
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,750
‪-“嗨 古古 你男人很烂 他…”
‪-始终扶持爱护

495
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,458
‪即使没有钱？

496
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:40,041
‪始终扶持爱护
‪直到死亡将你们分开？

497
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,250
‪不 等等

498
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,916
‪天 又来了 老天

499
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,458
‪该死 他…

500
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,500
‪我知道我们不会宣誓 但我要说几句

501
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,083
‪我们一起经历了很多

502
00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,208
‪两个月前 这场婚礼根本不会举行

503
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,875
‪但我们现在在这里

504
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,458
‪古古 我好开心…

505
00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,708
‪终于找到了一个会永远

506
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,375
‪等我回家的人

507
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,750
‪对！

508
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,708
‪我也不干了！

509
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,541
‪-然后呢？
‪-对 我们要走了 伙计

510
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:33,833
‪迪迪！

511
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:39,583
‪马克西 请再来一杯

512
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,416
‪她需要再来一杯 好吗？
‪我会看着她的

513
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,000
‪这个…

514
00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:46,250
‪-朋友！我是不够美吗？
‪-你当然很美

515
00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,583
‪-我很美 对吧？
‪-美

516
00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,958
‪我很美 或许我要有黄皮肤

517
00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:53,416
‪我要有黄皮肤 扎着发髻 还有巨臀

518
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875
‪因为我有巨臀

519
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,875
‪我可以跳电臀舞 看呀 朋友

520
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,291
‪在吧台旁抖动

521
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,958
‪完全没东西在抖动 好吗？

522
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,250
‪-坐下吧 朋友
‪-真的吗？

523
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,208
‪坐下

524
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,208
‪你知道吗 你啊

525
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,625
‪自我在大学认识你起 你就没单身过

526
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,708
‪你要单身一段时间享受一下

527
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:16,916
‪-是吧？
‪-对

528
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
‪-你说得对 你知道吗？
‪-没错 朋友

529
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,416
‪-不再和男人纠缠！
‪-对！

530
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,250
‪老天

531
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,625
‪我受够你了

532
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,458
‪你 还有你

533
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,333
‪你还蛮可爱的 嘿！

534
00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,833
‪-嘿
‪-就撑了两秒钟

535
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,416
‪不！

536
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,625
‪我受够谈恋爱了 我和你一样

537
00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,791
‪-好
‪-我要去尿尿

538
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,125
‪-好的
‪-好吗？

539
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,041
‪-好的
‪-好的

540
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,083
‪好的

541
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,375
‪我没事！

542
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,541
‪我没事

543
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:54,916
‪我没事

544
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,500
‪嗨

545
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,375
‪你叫什么来着？

546
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,666
‪-穆尼尔
‪-穆尼尔

547
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,458
‪卫生间在这边

548
00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:05,333
‪好的 不过朋友 他叫穆尼尔

549
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:06,458
‪别招惹他

550
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,958
‪他女朋友会杀了你的

551
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,458
‪我来了 穆尼尔！

552
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:11,541
‪小心…

553
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,416
‪抱歉 等我一下 我去开灯

554
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,708
‪等我一下 好的

555
00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,416
‪-开灯
‪-好了 抱歉

556
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,625
‪-抱歉
‪-那是什么歌？

557
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,791
‪我也不知道

558
00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:25,541
‪-好的
‪-我没事

559
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,166
‪你为什么弄得我喝醉了似的？

560
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,958
‪-不 你没醉
‪-完全没有

561
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,416
‪-完全没有
‪-这不是酒吧

562
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,041
‪就是 贵宾室在那里 左边第一扇门

563
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:34,958
‪对

564
00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,791
‪-贵宾
‪-对 朋友

565
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,833
‪-你来吗？
‪-好

566
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,083
‪-你来吗？
‪-好

567
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,791
‪-我们都来 对
‪-我们都会去的

568
00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,125
‪对

569
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,083
‪-我的…
‪-好吃

570
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,375
‪-谢谢
‪-好吃

571
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166
‪再见！

572
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,500
‪-这个酒吧真安静
‪-是贵宾

573
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,958
‪-是一个安静的酒吧 放松吧 对
‪-安静

574
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,041
‪-秘密酒吧
‪-秘密酒吧

575
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,250
‪秘密酒吧

576
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333
‪-你朋友还真不简单
‪-是啊

577
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,750
‪-谢谢你帮忙
‪-你知道我接受用性来支付 对吧？

578
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,541
‪你真得放下这事了

579
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,791
‪好吧 听着
‪我不是那种睡一觉就玩消失的男人

580
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,500
‪而且 你总是来酒吧
‪或许我们至少可以做朋友？

581
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,708
‪你不能和你睡过的人做朋友

582
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,625
‪你为什么那么确信这一点？

583
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,416
‪对 我喜欢这个走向

584
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,541
‪-体验
‪-好吧 等等 别

585
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,041
‪体验？什么体验？

586
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,125
‪我想和男人谈谈

587
00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,708
‪你们这些男人

588
00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,708
‪男人啊

589
00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875
‪我们把一切都给你们了

590
00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:52,583
‪一切 我们把自己的生活弄得天翻…

591
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,250
‪地覆 然后…

592
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,375
{\an8}‪（我有同感
‪要坚强！）

593
00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,083
{\an8}‪为什么你们还不爱我们呢？

594
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,583
{\an8}‪（天啊 她是醉了吗
‪她喝得超醉 各位！）

595
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291
{\an8}‪为什么你们不爱迪尼奥？

596
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,583
{\an8}‪（发生什么了？
‪这好疯狂）

597
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,291
{\an8}‪你们其实并不爱我们

598
00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,291
{\an8}‪（忘了那人 迪尼奥！
‪她喝了多少酒）

599
00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,125
{\an8}‪这说不通 为什么？

600
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,416
{\an8}‪为什么 为什么你们不爱我们？

601
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,625
{\an8}‪该死

602
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,083
{\an8}‪（我们爱你迪尼奥！
‪你会以更强的状态归来的！）

603
00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,041
‪我不知道该怎么办

604
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,083
‪我又一个人了

605
00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,291
‪醒醒！

606
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,041
‪可是现在还早着呢

607
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,666
‪-醒醒
‪-住手！还早着呢

608
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,875
‪嘿 女人

609
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:52,291
‪-现在是下午五点了
‪-五点了？

610
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,208
‪对

611
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,916
‪我从没睡到过下午五点

612
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,416
‪围着男人转的生活真是累人

613
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,083
‪不过今晚这一切都会解决

614
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,041
‪不 今天是周日

615
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,666
‪没错！上帝太爱这个世界了

616
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,291
‪他给了我们一个周一上班宿醉的机会

617
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,375
‪别！

618
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:12,875
‪别！

619
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,750
‪朋友 得用很多化妆品来遮

620
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,041
‪宿醉脸

621
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,250
‪对了 你发的那个小视频
‪很多人点赞

622
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,666
‪他们都管你叫“绝望宝贝”

623
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,166
‪什么视频？

624
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:29,333
‪“为什么你们那么讨厌我们？”

625
00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:31,916
‪-该死
‪-”为什么？

626
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,000
‪-为什么？”
‪-走开！

627
00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,166
‪该死

628
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000
‪该死

629
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,208
‪诺尼

630
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,916
‪-来！
‪-这是…

631
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,625
‪-不了
‪-来！

632
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,500
‪-不了 朋友
‪-来吧 朋友

633
00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,625
‪给我的？两杯都是给我的？
‪你是要杀我吗？

634
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,125
‪-好 女王！
‪-好！

635
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,416
‪-好 女王！
‪-给

636
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,750
‪宝贝

637
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,375
‪请叫未来的宝贝

638
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,250
‪未来的邂逅

639
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:29,625
‪未来的妻子

640
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,000
‪你

641
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,958
{\an8}‪（#性感 #时髦 #闺蜜
‪#风骚 #狂欢夜）

642
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:40,666
‪耶

643
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,166
{\an8}‪（#朋友 #超辣
‪#秒杀全场 #火辣）

644
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,125
‪耶

645
00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:49,000
‪她已经重振旗鼓
‪准备好再次向男士发起攻势了

646
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,791
‪棒！

647
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,000
‪三条简单规则
‪一：不要给你的真实电话号码

648
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,708
‪二：不要聊前任

649
00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,041
‪三：只和一个男人睡一次

650
00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,083
‪-否则就变成谈恋爱了
‪-等等

651
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,541
‪-如果他床上表现很好呢？
‪-总有更好的

652
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:18,500
‪好吧

653
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,541
‪嘿 我们能来一杯…

654
00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,083
‪嘿 我在哪里见过你

655
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,041
‪不了 抱歉 没兴趣

656
00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,625
‪嘿！你们想一起玩 是吧？

657
00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:35,958
‪好吧 我们只想要免费的酒
‪我相信你们有…

658
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,791
‪妻子 女友 可能还有男宠

659
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,958
‪要不我们就一块开心开心

660
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,541
‪不要对谁有非分之想 好吗？

661
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:49,666
‪好吧 酒保 上酒！

662
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,833
‪不了 我不喝 谢谢

663
00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,125
‪-喝嘛
‪-不喝

664
00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:56,041
‪你戴着假发我没认出来

665
00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:58,208
‪你是“绝望宝贝”

666
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,875
‪酒保！酒保 酒都上到这边

667
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,208
‪-谢谢 继续
‪-别 要分着喝 你得…别

668
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,333
‪我们现在就看你们喝

669
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,958
‪-宝贝 我想回家
‪-不行 接着跳

670
00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,583
‪我给自己找了一个男朋友

671
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,666
‪我不记得
‪上次派对到日出是什么时候了

672
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,833
‪真美

673
00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:58,958
‪看狮子的好时候

674
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,333
‪你还嗨着吗？

675
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,250
‪日出 让我想起了驱车野游

676
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,416
‪是观察野生动物的最佳时段

677
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,583
‪我从没去过

678
00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:11,708
‪没驱车野游过？你到底是谁？

679
00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:15,083
‪-我不会自己去
‪-不用男人带你去

680
00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:19,458
‪好吧 等等 你想让我…

681
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:24,250
‪自己去酒店登记入住
‪然后自己在树丛里乱转？

682
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:25,958
‪你现在单身

683
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,791
‪姐妹 你能为所欲为

684
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:32,875
‪-我现在单身
‪-对

685
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,708
‪-我现在单身
‪-对！

686
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,250
‪我单身了 你们听到了吗？

687
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:42,375
‪我单身了！

688
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791
‪-棒！
‪-嘿！闭嘴！

689
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,583
‪你闭嘴！

690
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,958
‪我孩子在睡觉 拜托！

691
00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,666
‪-我也有！
‪-别

692
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,833
‪别

693
00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,250
‪他们只是在等着受孕成形！

694
00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,333
‪-迪迪…
‪-该死

695
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,291
‪别吵了 202的疯女人

696
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,125
‪好！

697
00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,958
‪下流！

698
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,875
{\an8}‪（#回忆 #狂欢夜
‪#派对 #夜生活）

699
00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,041
{\an8}‪（#值得记住的一晚 #派对
‪#音乐 #狂欢夜）

700
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,000
‪这其实不是我的常态

701
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:36,916
‪干杯

702
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,958
‪我刚经历了分手

703
00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:44,083
‪我朋友 我最好的闺蜜诺尼
‪她说服我试试约炮

704
00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:49,250
‪我觉得我还没准备好约炮
‪因为和兰加做爱…

705
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,250
‪和兰加做爱实在是…

706
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,000
‪太棒了

707
00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,041
‪就像是…就像是…如果他…

708
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,375
‪然后我…感觉…

709
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:14,125
‪（六月）

710
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,750
‪我能帮你吗？

711
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625
‪这事我做了一辈子了 我没事 谢谢

712
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833
‪你们一直在疯狂派对

713
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,375
‪-你来这里有何贵干？
‪-这个么…

714
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,083
‪来了

715
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,000
‪我不喜欢卡拉OK

716
00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,375
‪所以不是我的问题
‪是你不喜欢寻开心

717
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:03,166
‪-你为什么还在跟我说话？
‪-你很好玩

718
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,458
‪你不在乎别人怎么看你

719
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:10,041
‪你给超过10%的小费
‪即使你装着很强势 你…

720
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,791
‪你很善良

721
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,708
‪这个卡拉OK之夜 留给你15分钟

722
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,166
‪好好把握

723
00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,041
‪闭嘴

724
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,250
‪太好了！

725
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,958
‪天啊

726
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:33,416
‪-你不该醉酒上班的
‪-别管闲事 帕姆

727
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,541
‪老板不满意你在社交媒体上发的帖

728
00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,875
‪这些无休止的派对对公司影响不好

729
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,458
‪谢了 我会把它们归到广告里的

730
00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:46,500
‪-好吗？
‪-对 你目光所及之处

731
00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,375
‪便是我的王国 我就像是白人木法沙

732
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,708
‪-她在这 我的无敌社交媒体女王
‪-迪尼奥…

733
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,583
‪不 今天不行 尼克

734
00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:56,583
‪-今天不行
‪-狗哥 见见迪尼奥

735
00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,458
‪她会让新鲜蛋白粉更上一层楼

736
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,541
‪你没事吧？

737
00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:09,625
‪我的鞋！

738
00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,708
‪这就是我说的“混蛋”

739
00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:17,583
‪-你吃了什么？
‪-帕姆

740
00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,833
‪拿一个拖把什么的清理迪尼奥的早餐

741
00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:23,333
‪告诉她现在就来我办公室见我！

742
00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:26,541
‪在她吐完之后 好吗？

743
00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,041
‪这是什么？

744
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,500
‪迪尼奥？

745
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,041
‪嘿…

746
00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,000
‪嘿！你忘了钥匙

747
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,416
‪该死

748
00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:06,333
‪朋友！你为什么来这里？怎么回事？

749
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,500
‪-为什么？
‪-我

750
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:10,250
‪我吐在新鲜DJ身上
‪受到了警告处分

751
00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,416
‪为什么…

752
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,750
‪-你还是他的会计？
‪-工作上的事

753
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,875
‪对 我该…

754
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,791
‪我该走了

755
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,750
‪失陪了

756
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,041
‪等等

757
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,666
‪-新鲜是怎么回事？
‪-朋友…

758
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,166
‪等等

759
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,375
‪等等！

760
00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,083
‪这下好了

761
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,666
‪回到原点 迪尼奥

762
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,291
‪这就是卡拉OK之夜？

763
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,458
‪好吧 这样吧？我们干脆叫外卖
‪然后窥屏所有大学的朋友

764
00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:32,250
‪-走吧
‪-不

765
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,666
‪我…今晚要做爱

766
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:39,750
‪-可是你没电了
‪-是和人 诺尼

767
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,250
‪我真为你骄傲

768
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,708
‪-嗨
‪-嘿

769
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,625
‪可以给我抽一支吗？

770
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,208
‪这是我最后一支了

771
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,458
‪好吧 我不知道为什么问你这个
‪我都不抽烟 不过…再见

772
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,375
‪等等

773
00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,791
‪我觉得我们需要重新开始

774
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,625
‪我叫蒂莫西

775
00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,541
‪好吧

776
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:31,583
‪我叫迪尼奥

777
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:38,875
‪我好爱你 宝贝

778
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:44,291
‪我爱你

779
00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:47,583
‪-从舞台上下来！
‪-或者自杀！

780
00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:55,041
‪我好爱你 宝贝

781
00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,333
‪我…

782
00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,458
‪嘿

783
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,208
‪-你好
‪-嗨

784
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,166
‪-请告诉你不是刚刷完厕所
‪-不 我没有

785
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,916
‪有人吐在这里了

786
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,375
‪好吧 你先忙着
‪我要去洗一个星期的澡

787
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:14,208
‪不 等等 你答应给我15分钟的

788
00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,791
‪我已经在这里待了十分钟

789
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,541
‪我在五分钟里可以做很多

790
00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,166
‪来吧

791
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,375
‪-什么？
‪-对

792
00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,250
‪芬迪！

793
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:28,708
‪不好意思 借过

794
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:31,625
‪我不会上台的

795
00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,875
‪你说什么？你要给我和声

796
00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,291
‪我在这里和声就好

797
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,625
‪-真的？
‪-真的

798
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:39,958
‪-要和声 好吗？
‪-好的

799
00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,666
‪好的 哟 嘿！好 谢谢 非常感谢

800
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,916
‪好了

801
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083
‪好的 刚才真是有点丧

802
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,708
‪-对
‪-对

803
00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:52,750
‪对

804
00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:27,833
‪今天再见到他真是不可思议
‪我们就像是陌生人

805
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,208
‪-虽然 我们不是真的陌生人
‪-你得…

806
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,000
‪放下他 我知道

807
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,416
‪我得放下他 谁想被欺骗？

808
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,958
‪-我是不想
‪-不 你有…

809
00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,416
‪一个问题

810
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,375
‪-我有一个问题 蒂姆
‪-不…

811
00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:41,000
‪-我有一个问题
‪-你有…

812
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,666
‪什么…什么鬼？

813
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,000
‪-什么鬼？
‪-不 你才什么鬼呢 流氓？

814
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,000
‪你胸口沾上鳄梨酱了

815
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:48,000
‪什么？

816
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,791
‪你胸口沾上鳄梨酱了

817
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,916
‪贱货

818
00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:56,291
‪我…对不起 听着 我真的很抱歉…

819
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,208
‪别！

820
00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:00,416
‪操！

821
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,166
‪-诺尼！走吧
‪-等等…

822
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,291
‪等一下

823
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,500
‪快

824
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,083
‪-怎么了？
‪-难怪你男朋友把你甩了

825
00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,416
‪他受够你了

826
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,625
‪他没甩我 他娶了别人 这不一样

827
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,666
‪可惜 你会孤独终老

828
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:30,041
‪-走吧
‪-你妈妈才孤独终老！

829
00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,000
‪贱货！

830
00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:34,333
‪-你妈妈是贱货
‪-别这样 走吧 诺尼

831
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,416
‪嘿 早上好

832
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,083
‪我一直在想 朋友

833
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,125
‪“早上好 诺尼
‪你今天看起来很美”谢谢

834
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,791
‪我想我受够
‪随便跟不认识的男人约会了

835
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,041
‪在你开始约会前所有男人都是陌生人

836
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,375
‪那不一样 我会知道他们是对的人

837
00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:00,291
‪直到他们开始玩消失 或是出轨

838
00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:03,166
‪或是告诉你他们还没准备好谈恋爱

839
00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,166
‪好了 我懂

840
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:07,958
‪诺尼 问题是
‪我试过你的方式 可是失败了

841
00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:11,500
‪所以…所以我现在
‪下载了一个在线约会软件

842
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,833
‪-朋友 你讨厌这些的
‪-你就支持我吧 诺尼

843
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,833
‪我在努力了 好吗？我这是在向前看

844
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,166
‪我觉得这是唯一
‪能让我忘掉兰加的办法

845
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:26,000
‪好吧 不过选人要谨慎 梅威瑟

846
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,708
‪这样吧？来 帮我设置个人资料

847
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,416
‪还不如把我眼睛挖了

848
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,750
‪你和马克斯昨晚是怎么回事？

849
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,916
‪没什么 我和马克斯之间什么都没有

850
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,750
‪你说“没什么”是什么意思？

851
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,666
‪拍一张能凸显你颧骨的照片

852
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,333
‪在线约会头像
‪你该从这个角度拍一张

853
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,208
‪-好吧
‪-就…

854
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,791
‪-从这个角度
‪-对

855
00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:53,916
‪好的 过来帮我

856
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,291
‪上班要迟到了

857
00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:02,791
‪编辑们会在这周结束前把模型做好

858
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,500
‪这才是我认识、喜欢的女人

859
00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:10,000
‪听着 尼克 我知道…
‪我知道我最近有点分心 不过…

860
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:15,750
‪不过？

861
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,791
‪（您有一条新信息！）

862
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,583
‪但我会尽心尽力

863
00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:23,041
‪我会尽心尽力把这个活动做好

864
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,458
‪一收到新鲜DJ的消息

865
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,541
‪我们就会把活动
‪发布到所有社交网络平台

866
00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:31,625
‪好！这一次你势在必得

867
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,791
‪你忙得不可开交
‪我的无敌女王 我的杀手锏

868
00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:36,875
‪来秒杀我吧！

869
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:39,083
‪（配对成功 迪尼奥-勒罗伊）

870
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,541
‪-迪尼奥
‪-抱歉

871
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,916
‪我是说 我很兴奋
‪我为这个活动感到兴奋

872
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,333
‪新鲜…这个新鲜DJ
‪他…我是说 他是大哥

873
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,916
‪对吧？老大哥

874
00:56:52,541 --> 00:56:54,625
‪这个活动你不能搞砸 迪尼奥

875
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,500
‪你是我最优秀的员工

876
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,375
‪别再搞砸了 否则就走人

877
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,041
‪新鲜DJ只会相信一次你是犯胃病

878
00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:09,375
‪好的 我保证不会再分心了
‪我会振作起来的

879
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,125
‪太好了！妹子

880
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:14,166
‪加油

881
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,208
‪跟我说说你自己

882
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,083
{\an8}‪（配对成功 迪尼奥-特布扎）

883
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,000
{\an8}‪（拒绝）

884
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,500
‪你爸爸是叫奥利弗吗？

885
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:49,916
‪因为你会对这个老二欲罢不能

886
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,791
{\an8}‪（配对成功-拒绝
‪迪尼奥-克瓦纳）

887
00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:06,375
‪迪尼奥大概约会了11次
‪每一个都大失所望

888
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,083
‪不过她每次去之前

889
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,708
‪都相信那个人会是对的人

890
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:12,916
‪很扯 对吧？

891
00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,833
‪我有一个原则

892
00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,708
‪我不会在短期内
‪和同一个男人睡超过一次

893
00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:31,666
‪是吗？

894
00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:35,708
‪我对每一个睡过的男人
‪都把这个原则讲得很清楚

895
00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,041
‪没人挑衅过我

896
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,041
‪除了你

897
00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,333
‪继续说 我在听

898
00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,125
‪所以你是真的不想帮我？

899
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,583
‪我不会指望你帮我客户解决税的问题
‪所以 不帮

900
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,958
‪我可以帮

901
00:59:09,041 --> 00:59:12,958
‪拜托
‪你上过的什么调酒师课程可不够格

902
00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:15,208
‪我是学商业法的

903
00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:18,166
‪看看你 你觉得我很性感

904
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,583
‪得了吧 那你为什么还在拖地？

905
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,541
‪读法律是我爸爸的意思

906
00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:26,041
‪所以我完成了学业 一毕业

907
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,125
‪我就去亚洲、加勒比旅行
‪我去那里教英语

908
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,708
‪做调酒师

909
00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:33,333
‪现在我回来了
‪想建立自己的非营利组织

910
00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:35,791
‪在非洲大陆促进可持续发展

911
00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,750
‪你爸爸一定很骄傲

912
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,708
‪我爸和我现在都不说话了
‪不过我有信心

913
00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,291
‪就像我妈和我一样
‪不是因为发生了什么

914
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,458
‪而是因为我们没有共同语言

915
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,416
‪为什么？

916
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,041
‪她做什么都很规矩
‪而我是家里的叛逆分子

917
00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:53,000
‪我爸要是有你这样一个儿子
‪他开心都来不及

918
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,708
‪是啊 不过作为女人
‪你知道光成功还不够 对吧？

919
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,666
‪没孩子 没结婚 就是不幸福

920
01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:05,375
‪没孩子 没结婚…

921
01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:09,083
‪在我眼里可美了

922
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,583
‪好吧 我帮你打扫

923
01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,250
‪好 终于 给 你需要这个

924
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,000
‪你还需要这个

925
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,458
‪拜托 我才不拖地

926
01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:26,625
‪我上一次跪地上
‪还是大学的时候 好吗？

927
01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,125
‪-好吧
‪-抹布

928
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,541
‪-抹布
‪-谢谢

929
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,458
‪-你用那个 我拿拖把
‪-不客气 谢谢

930
01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:34,000
‪我以为…好吧

931
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,666
‪-我们现在就干这个？
‪-没错

932
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,208
‪-你去哪里了？
‪-该死

933
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,250
‪你吓死我了

934
01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:12,541
‪你干嘛黑灯瞎火地坐着？

935
01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:19,291
‪宝贝

936
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,583
‪怎么了？嘿 他伤害你了吗？

937
01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,166
‪是三人行 诺尼

938
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,291
‪和另一个男人

939
01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,166
‪他不帅是吗？

940
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,833
‪你怎么反应那么平淡？

941
01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:33,125
‪三人行比你想象的更常见

942
01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:35,875
‪我是说 我被邀请了几次来着？三次

943
01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:38,333
‪经常还是德国来的老夫妻

944
01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:39,541
‪是黑人

945
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,833
‪黑人也很前卫的 紧跟潮流

946
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,125
‪单身就是这样的生活吗？

947
01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:50,125
‪真的吗？变态、三人行
‪天晓得还有什么鬼东西？

948
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,875
‪没错

949
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,750
‪但也很自由

950
01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:56,958
‪有一个自己的家
‪和你最好的朋友一起玩

951
01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,083
‪你怎么…你怎么会满足这样的生活？

952
01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,500
‪为什么你不满足？

953
01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:14,541
‪我不想单身

954
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,083
‪过来

955
01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:23,541
‪我在这

956
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,083
‪那好吧

957
01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:31,916
‪我娶你

958
01:02:56,875 --> 01:03:00,041
‪（马克斯 不约会的约会如何？）

959
01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:00,958
‪朋友

960
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,625
‪你能帮我一起看看吗？

961
01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:06,750
‪这些…

962
01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:09,041
‪-这些是给你自己的？
‪-没错

963
01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,958
‪是时候该有一个自己的家了 对吧？

964
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:13,500
‪-是的 不过 朋友 昨晚…
‪-对 我知道

965
01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:17,541
‪我觉得这话说出口
‪令我意识到你是对的 朋友

966
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,500
‪你是对的 我应该有一个自己的房子

967
01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,875
‪我要在收到下一次警告前专注工作

968
01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,166
‪-总的来说 我现在凡事都靠自己了
‪-你确定？

969
01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:28,416
‪不

970
01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,750
‪不过至少我们会一起单身 对吧？

971
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583
‪-对吧？
‪-对

972
01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,916
‪-我以为你会很兴奋的
‪-我是兴奋

973
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,541
‪你我永远在一起 对吧？

974
01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,583
‪-永远
‪-永远

975
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,833
‪完美的不约会的约会

976
01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,291
‪-别这么说
‪-怎么说？

977
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,666
‪说得想一个约会

978
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:53,125
‪不要有压力
‪我已经和你睡过了 目标达成

979
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,125
‪-你要完蛋了
‪-是吗？

980
01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:00,583
‪你家还是我家？

981
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:02,541
‪别这样

982
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,833
‪刚才那球…不 那不是…
‪因为这个…我还有一次机会

983
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,250
‪好吧

984
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:11,125
‪这间公寓不大 不过很实惠

985
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,208
‪就像一个鞋盒

986
01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,125
{\an8}‪你本该来帮我的 诺尼

987
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,541
{\an8}‪来帮忙 诺尼

988
01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:19,083
{\an8}‪我们去卧室看看 你会看到…

989
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,750
{\an8}‪嘿 抱歉我迟到了 我有…

990
01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:24,375
‪-该死
‪-有事耽误了

991
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:29,041
‪-你们先忙
‪-别

992
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,000
{\an8}‪（迪尼奥的新家！
‪这是谁的？-天啊）

993
01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,208
{\an8}‪这…这就是他 各位

994
01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:39,166
‪这…这就是明明订婚了

995
01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,125
‪还和别的女人约会的人

996
01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,083
{\an8}‪现在大家都会看到你的真面目 兰加

997
01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:46,666
{\an8}‪还是自拍模式

998
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,958
{\an8}‪（天啊！-她在说谁
‪哇！）

999
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,500
{\an8}‪（她在说自己吗？）

1000
01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:54,375
{\an8}‪对！我是故意的

1001
01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,000
{\an8}‪因为他不配出现在我的账号上

1002
01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,541
{\an8}‪（切一下摄像头 让我们看看是谁）

1003
01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,750
‪-我们要不要华丽退场？
‪-好

1004
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:02,666
‪甩头

1005
01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:09,333
‪不 其实…其实…

1006
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:13,708
‪有一件事 有一件事我一直想对你说

1007
01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,250
‪会痛的

1008
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:26,416
‪所以这间公寓你不要了？

1009
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,166
‪该死

1010
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,833
‪-如果我能带你看看卧室…
‪-好

1011
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,916
‪-这边请 很美的
‪-走吧

1012
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:40,541
‪为什么？怎么回…

1013
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,541
‪-她在哪里？
‪-她在睡觉

1014
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:44,916
‪-睡觉？
‪-睡觉

1015
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,500
‪她终于睡了

1016
01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,541
‪该死 我找不到遥控器 在哪里？

1017
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,083
‪对

1018
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:30,333
‪-按红色按钮
‪-我在按

1019
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,750
‪-按下去 好了 没事
‪-停了

1020
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,083
‪该死 她来了 快！躲起来！

1021
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:41,750
‪-嘿
‪-嘿

1022
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:44,125
‪-嘿
‪-怎么了？睡不着？

1023
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,250
‪是啊 不 嗯…

1024
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,208
‪工作上的一些烦心事让我压力很大

1025
01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:54,916
‪-你要我过来陪你吗？
‪-不用

1026
01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,250
‪我抽了一根烟 宝贝

1027
01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:01,833
‪我觉得我不会有事的 没事

1028
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:02,750
‪是吗？

1029
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,958
‪-好吧
‪-对 朋友

1030
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,583
‪-好的 晚安
‪-晚安 朋友

1031
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:16,208
‪她走了 对吧？她走了 我们继续…

1032
01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:30,208
‪（九月）

1033
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,416
‪-你好 妈妈
‪-你好 我的宝贝女儿

1034
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,708
‪-请进
‪-谢谢

1035
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,208
‪嘿 维阿姨

1036
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:40,291
‪-诺鲁西…
‪-是诺尼 阿姨

1037
01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,208
‪好的

1038
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,541
‪阿姨 你要喝茶还是咖啡？

1039
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,458
‪血？

1040
01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,291
‪这么热的天喝茶和咖啡？

1041
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,958
‪宝贝 外面太热了

1042
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,458
‪-冬天以前没那么短
‪-对

1043
01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:57,625
‪跟我说说

1044
01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958
‪你这次要在这里待多久？

1045
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,208
‪不久 不会久的 妈妈 我保证

1046
01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,666
‪和你约会过的那个男孩在哪里？

1047
01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,416
‪他也住在群租房里？

1048
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:11,000
‪你知道只有我和诺尼住这里吧？

1049
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,958
‪没错 就是群租

1050
01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:16,000
‪见到你总是很高兴

1051
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,083
‪你们这里都没有托盘吗？

1052
01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:20,833
‪总之…

1053
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:25,458
‪妈妈
‪我在想是时候有一个自己的房子了

1054
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:27,500
‪怎么了 妈妈？

1055
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,500
‪怎么了 妈妈？

1056
01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:34,416
‪迪尼奥…

1057
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,083
‪你想杀了我吗？

1058
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,458
‪我告诉过你多少次

1059
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,708
‪男人不喜欢自己有房子的女人？

1060
01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:42,708
‪那他们不是真男人 对吧 阿姨？

1061
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,875
‪哇 瞧瞧谁在说话

1062
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000
‪没结婚的人

1063
01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:51,583
‪听着 你不像她

1064
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,250
‪你还有机会结婚

1065
01:09:56,083 --> 01:10:00,750
‪妈妈…妈妈
‪你一个人很久了对吧？看看你

1066
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:01,958
‪你好好的

1067
01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,000
‪-好好的？
‪-对

1068
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083
‪-好好的？
‪-对

1069
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,166
‪我好好的是因为盼着有一天

1070
01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:13,458
‪你能结婚给我生孙子

1071
01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:16,333
‪可爱的孙子？不行 妈妈

1072
01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,958
‪嘿 维阿姨 你还不够年纪当外婆

1073
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,666
‪老天 不要这样恭维我

1074
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,208
‪我们来谈谈这事 孩子

1075
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,958
‪想象一下像你这样的美女

1076
01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:36,375
‪在她的公寓里孤单一辈子
‪整天盯着墙看

1077
01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:37,625
‪不行 小姐

1078
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,833
‪找一个会照顾你的好丈夫

1079
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:44,708
‪然后你就可以
‪和他一起买一个梦想的房子 懂吗？

1080
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,583
‪懂

1081
01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,500
‪干杯

1082
01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,375
‪干杯

1083
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:04,750
‪谢谢

1084
01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:15,791
‪你妻子知道你在这里吗？

1085
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,166
‪不知道

1086
01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,541
‪所以 你要…你要劈腿我？

1087
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,333
‪那要看你了

1088
01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,833
‪开玩笑 是开玩笑的 我…

1089
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:29,916
‪是一个烂笑话 对不起

1090
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,583
‪-我是想打电话给你的 只是…
‪-你知道…

1091
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,166
‪我是想向你解释…我离婚了

1092
01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,125
‪什么？

1093
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,625
‪所以…

1094
01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:56,333
‪所以我才去找房子
‪我原来的家里有太多回忆了

1095
01:11:56,916 --> 01:12:00,291
‪什么的回忆？
‪你和她订婚却和我一起住？

1096
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,833
‪好吧
‪我们能不能别在这里闹？能不能…

1097
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,333
‪不

1098
01:12:04,416 --> 01:12:07,791
‪其实 这是…这很完美
‪因为你似乎忘了

1099
01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,958
‪我闯入了你的单身派对

1100
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,916
‪我觉得这很公平 好吗？
‪这很完美 所以…

1101
01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,541
‪天啊

1102
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,708
‪兰加 什么？你还真行

1103
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,750
‪先是离婚了 然后呢？

1104
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,625
‪轮到你说了 大家都听着呢

1105
01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,666
‪好吧 我…我犯了一个错

1106
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:24,291
‪迪尼奥 我要的是你

1107
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,333
‪我是为此而来的

1108
01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:30,208
‪可我以为你说我们只是两个…

1109
01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:31,208
‪什么词来这？

1110
01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,541
‪寻欢作乐 你是这么说的 对吧？

1111
01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:40,166
‪不 我错了 你是对的

1112
01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,333
‪你是对的 我爱上你了

1113
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,000
‪嘿 我爱上你了

1114
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708
‪所以我才无法告诉你真相

1115
01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,250
‪所以我才在不该见你的时候一直见你

1116
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,583
‪我爱上你了

1117
01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,416
‪到我这里来 宝贝
‪你可以跟我在一起

1118
01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:20,041
‪新鲜蛋白粉需要
‪一个新鲜的社交媒体形象 对吧？

1119
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,291
‪将品牌提升一个高度

1120
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:24,916
‪那么请容许我向你们介绍…

1121
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,583
‪（新鲜蛋白粉-新鲜药丸）

1122
01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:28,250
‪新鲜轻松丸

1123
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,208
‪每周为你的社交媒体准备视频内容

1124
01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,250
‪聚焦你一周的生活 由…

1125
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:37,333
‪等着

1126
01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:39,500
‪由新鲜蛋白粉供能 对吧？

1127
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:43,958
‪就像是令你对新鲜蛋白粉
‪欲罢不能的药丸

1128
01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,958
‪-我喜欢
‪-好

1129
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,958
‪你要多食物中毒几次

1130
01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:03,583
‪不了 绝对不要

1131
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,916
‪喷射性呕吐的日子已经离我远去

1132
01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:09,708
‪好吧

1133
01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,583
‪失陪一下 女士们先生们

1134
01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,500
‪好的

1135
01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,416
‪（我无法忍受没有你的日子
‪爱你的兰加）

1136
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,375
‪哦 不 又来了

1137
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:04,416
‪-别烦我
‪-我做不到 我爱你

1138
01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,833
‪-你爱我？
‪-我爱你

1139
01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:09,916
‪-什么时候开始的？
‪-迪尼奥 听着 对不起

1140
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,250
‪以前的事 我很抱歉

1141
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,875
‪古古和我是开放式的恋爱关系
‪她在…

1142
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,958
‪听着 是真的

1143
01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:18,500
‪我们试着维持这样的生活

1144
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:21,250
‪但很难放弃你经营了七年的感情

1145
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:24,875
‪你知道吗？这故事很美好
‪但我不觉得有我什么事

1146
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:26,625
‪迪尼奥 你…

1147
01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,666
‪你才是那个等我回家的人

1148
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:11,250
‪好的

1149
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,125
‪-绝对是银质更好喝
‪-是吧？

1150
01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,458
‪我管这叫马克斯的香草鸡尾酒

1151
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,041
‪会很受欢迎的 会…

1152
01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,041
‪-真是一个烂名字
‪-才不烂

1153
01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,083
‪不敢相信我让你看了我的裸体

1154
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:31,833
‪美极了

1155
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:33,041
‪我喜欢

1156
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,541
‪你就是那个偷偷摸摸
‪进出我们公寓的人

1157
01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:41,208
‪-不是
‪-不是 拜托 才不是

1158
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:43,750
‪-她只是帮我看看鼻毛
‪-对 什么？

1159
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,458
‪对 我是说 你的舌头又长又美丽

1160
01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,291
‪-我喜欢…
‪-别说了

1161
01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,541
‪她是你朋友 你应该告诉她真相

1162
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:54,083
‪-你朋友走了
‪-迪尼奥！迪迪！不 等等 迪迪

1163
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:56,208
‪迪迪

1164
01:16:56,916 --> 01:17:00,541
‪宝贝 别逼我穿高跟鞋跑步
‪你知道我不知道怎么跑的

1165
01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,125
‪-拜托
‪-诺尼 你和他的事为什么瞒着我？

1166
01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:05,875
‪我不想让你难过 你知道

1167
01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,500
‪-因为你…
‪-什么？

1168
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:10,916
‪-什么？因为我什么？
‪-因为你单身

1169
01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:16,458
‪好了 你知道你变成什么了吗？
‪变成你讨厌的恋爱中的女人

1170
01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,750
‪什么？我们没谈恋爱！我们只是…

1171
01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,916
‪-我喜欢他…
‪-我和兰加吃了冰激凌

1172
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,708
‪他要离婚了 想要我回去

1173
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,333
‪-你拒绝了？
‪-对 我拒绝了

1174
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,750
‪因为你想那么做

1175
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,833
‪诺尼 万一他就是那个对的人呢？

1176
01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:34,875
‪万一？你知道爱情很复杂 对吧？

1177
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,625
‪别幼稚了 他不是对的人

1178
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,208
‪-你为什么要这样？
‪-因为…

1179
01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:41,916
‪因为如果你和马克斯在一起了
‪那我真的就一个人了

1180
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,083
‪我没和马克斯在一起

1181
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,833
‪诺尼 如果你和他睡了不止一次

1182
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,041
‪你自己说的 这就是恋爱关系了

1183
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,083
{\an8}‪（#野餐 #我的宝贝
‪#羡慕嫉妒吧 #乐趣 #外出）

1184
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,333
{\an8}‪（诺尼 我看到你们复合了…）

1185
01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:51,416
{\an8}‪（是不是说我要见你的话
‪也得见他）

1186
01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:04,958
‪我好爱你 宝贝

1187
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:08,208
‪我爱你

1188
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:12,666
‪每个卡拉OK之夜都会有
‪“我爱你 宝贝”这鬼东西 对吧？

1189
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:18,791
‪抱歉我们得在这里
‪等我下班已经很晚了

1190
01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:21,833
‪不 没关系 马克斯 没关系

1191
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,833
‪这样至少可以让我们喝完
‪就走回公寓 对吧？

1192
01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:30,583
‪希望路上没有路障

1193
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,250
‪敬…

1194
01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,875
‪好 喝的 哟 嘿

1195
01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:50,750
‪给

1196
01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,250
‪谢谢

1197
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,583
‪等等

1198
01:19:57,666 --> 01:20:00,208
‪听着 多拿点酒来 好吗？

1199
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,041
‪好的 很好

1200
01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,333
‪-我想敬酒
‪-敬酒？

1201
01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:05,583
‪-对
‪-好

1202
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:07,958
‪敬第二次机会…

1203
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:11,750
‪和新的开始 敬我们第一个四人约会

1204
01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,250
‪-嘿 来
‪-敬一杯

1205
01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,666
‪疼

1206
01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:19,458
‪我想给你敬一杯 迪尼奥

1207
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,208
‪我知道我配不上你…

1208
01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:23,541
‪没错

1209
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,000
‪不过谢谢你爱我

1210
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,958
‪谢谢你把我们聚集到一起

1211
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:35,291
‪诺尼 谢谢你同意来这个约会

1212
01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,666
‪你知道吗？
‪如果迪尼奥开心 诺尼就开心

1213
01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,125
‪你不需要替我说话

1214
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,958
‪那你最好说点什么

1215
01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:44,916
‪谢谢

1216
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,541
‪你怎么可以不告诉她你订婚了？

1217
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,583
‪-诺尼
‪-我的意思是聊点足球的事

1218
01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:52,208
‪那是我们两个的事

1219
01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:54,958
‪你是支持以色列还是巴勒斯坦？
‪来一个轻松的话题

1220
01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:58,125
‪可你娶了别人
‪就不只是你们两个的事了

1221
01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:01,708
‪当她因为你心碎 喝得烂醉

1222
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,166
‪我不得不把她从地板上扶起来时
‪就不只是你们两个的事了

1223
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,625
‪你为什么要说这些？

1224
01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,125
‪好

1225
01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,125
‪我觉得该我们上了

1226
01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,750
‪你知道我不上台的

1227
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:19,000
‪我们上吧

1228
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,666
‪-是吗？
‪-对 我们上

1229
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:23,291
‪-好
‪-好的

1230
01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,458
‪模范情侣

1231
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:28,958
‪你站在哪一边的？

1232
01:21:29,041 --> 01:21:30,458
‪我当然是站在你这边

1233
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:33,166
‪不过如果你再这样
‪你会失去你的朋友

1234
01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,500
‪出轨男总是惺惺相惜

1235
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:38,666
‪-好吧 我可不是兰加
‪-你们都是兰加

1236
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,083
‪你为什么这么说？

1237
01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,791
‪怎么了？

1238
01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,458
‪你他妈在逗我吗？

1239
01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:56,291
‪你在逗我呢？

1240
01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,208
‪诺尼！

1241
01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:01,833
‪不 诺尼 等等！

1242
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,333
‪诺尼 等等 侬都米索

1243
01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:06,416
‪怎么了？

1244
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,166
‪-你本该给他一个机会的
‪-我不信任他

1245
01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:11,333
‪可他让我很开心

1246
01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:12,958
‪不 他是让你不那么孤独

1247
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,916
‪好吧 这有什么错？

1248
01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,083
‪你沉迷在童话里

1249
01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:21,250
‪这些男人并不爱你 好吗？

1250
01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:24,250
‪他们利用你 然后抛弃你
‪你任由他们这样

1251
01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:26,166
‪这听起来更像是说你 不过好吧

1252
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,416
‪拜托 没人利用我

1253
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,916
‪是吗？你？

1254
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,125
‪你喝得烂醉

1255
01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:35,958
‪然后和你见到的所有张三李四上床？

1256
01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:39,708
‪朋友 你不会永远年轻漂亮的

1257
01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:42,416
‪到了那时候怎么办？你还有什么？

1258
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,875
‪我的自尊 不为垃圾而抛弃的自尊

1259
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,125
‪你就差收钱了

1260
01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,833
‪你管这叫“尊严”？

1261
01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,708
‪诺尼…不是…

1262
01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,375
‪我…朋友 我不是这个意思

1263
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,833
‪做你一贯做的事 好吗？

1264
01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,166
‪带上你的东西 搬去和他住

1265
01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:08,458
‪不过这一次…
‪别回来了 因为我受够了

1266
01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,750
‪诺尼…

1267
01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:41,916
‪诺尼…

1268
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,375
‪会好的

1269
01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:03,958
‪-你确定我可以住这里？
‪-对 过来

1270
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,833
‪我不想再离开你了 好吗？

1271
01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,000
‪过来

1272
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:23,416
‪（十月）

1273
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,958
‪你有劈腿过吗？

1274
01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,041
‪有 大学有一次

1275
01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,333
‪那次考试超忙的

1276
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:36,458
‪对 我们大概在一起几个月

1277
01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:39,125
‪为什么？

1278
01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:42,166
‪我们当时又傻又年轻

1279
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,875
‪说句公道话

1280
01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,041
‪是她先劈腿的

1281
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,375
‪你也遇到过吗？

1282
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291
‪等等…

1283
01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:17,666
‪都快早上了

1284
01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,416
‪这什么意思？

1285
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,625
‪出去

1286
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,208
‪什么？

1287
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,000
‪-怎么了？
‪-走吧

1288
01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:49,208
‪不 我只有今晚有空 是这个问题

1289
01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:52,541
‪不 你不必这样做

1290
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,833
‪好吧 听着

1291
01:26:56,916 --> 01:27:00,958
‪我八点去银色之星酒店见你 好吗？

1292
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,625
‪我一会打给你

1293
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,208
‪-嘿
‪-嘿 宝贝

1294
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,708
‪你…你提前回来了 你好吗？

1295
01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:09,166
‪你…你好吗？

1296
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,625
‪好的 路上挺通畅

1297
01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,458
‪刚才是谁？

1298
01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:17,875
‪工作的事 你知道我的
‪我要工作 工作…就是工作

1299
01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:20,708
‪他们想让我今晚和一些新客户见面

1300
01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,875
‪-所以我只好赴约 我知道…
‪-今晚？

1301
01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,083
‪-对
‪-不能等到早上吗？

1302
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:28,625
‪不行 宝贝 因为明早是你生日

1303
01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:30,791
‪余下的时间也是你生日

1304
01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:34,166
‪我不想在你生日当天工作 我不会的

1305
01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,958
‪你饿了吗？你吃了吗？

1306
01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:37,875
‪我饿了 我可以吃点东西
‪你看起来真美

1307
01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:39,541
‪我去做点菜 好吗？

1308
01:28:30,458 --> 01:28:32,375
‪-喂
‪-嘿

1309
01:28:33,541 --> 01:28:34,916
‪嘿

1310
01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,291
‪故事重演

1311
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,583
‪我在兰加开会的酒店

1312
01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,500
‪我坐在大堂然后…

1313
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,500
‪哪家酒店？

1314
01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:48,375
‪哪家酒店？

1315
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,166
‪他父母？

1316
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:52,625
‪什么？

1317
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:57,750
‪他父母 我照片上见过他们 不过…

1318
01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,291
‪他为什么不告诉我他父母来了？

1319
01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,083
‪他们是来给你过惊喜派对的

1320
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,500
‪什么…什么…什么惊喜？给我的？

1321
01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:16,291
‪宝贝 亲爱的 这好棒

1322
01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,666
‪你不叫他“亲爱的”

1323
01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:23,083
‪你为什么跳舞？

1324
01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,458
‪什么？这是给我的？

1325
01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,625
‪给我的？

1326
01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,208
‪这好棒

1327
01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:31,708
‪这是什么？

1328
01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:35,500
‪天啊 你们 这…

1329
01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:50,375
‪好吧

1330
01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,916
‪继续走 快到了

1331
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,500
‪-我没事
‪-放心走

1332
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:54,666
‪好的

1333
01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,416
‪什么情况？

1334
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,875
‪到了

1335
01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:04,500
‪惊喜！

1336
01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,375
‪天啊！哇！

1337
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,375
‪-生日快乐 宝贝
‪-我好惊喜

1338
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,583
‪妈、爸

1339
01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:13,500
‪这位是迪尼奥

1340
01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,000
‪你好 迪尼奥

1341
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,333
‪你好 阿姨 很高兴见到你

1342
01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:20,833
‪我也很高兴见到你

1343
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,250
‪-妈妈
‪-是呀 宝贝

1344
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,750
‪你知道吗？你好幸运

1345
01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,000
‪找到他这样的人

1346
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:30,708
‪我未来的女婿

1347
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,583
‪天啊 他很有品味

1348
01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:36,416
‪我去找经理有点事 很快就回来

1349
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:37,375
‪好的

1350
01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:41,375
‪我好高兴 杜里 你们又复合了

1351
01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:43,041
‪你们又找到彼此了

1352
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,500
‪你现在可以买属于你的大房子了
‪一起买梦想中的房子

1353
01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:48,291
‪-一起？
‪-对

1354
01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:50,958
‪这个人会照顾你的 我的孩子

1355
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,083
‪他不像你父亲

1356
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:54,708
‪-他很专情 我看得出来
‪-妈妈

1357
01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:58,625
‪兰加的一些朋友想见见迪迪

1358
01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:00,750
‪我要借用她一会

1359
01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:02,291
‪对

1360
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,416
‪好的

1361
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:09,958
‪-这些人都是谁？
‪-完全不知道

1362
01:31:12,291 --> 01:31:13,583
‪我很惊讶你来了

1363
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,416
‪总要有人在你妈面前管好你

1364
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,833
‪-对
‪-你看起来像一个完美娇妻

1365
01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:25,875
‪诺尼 我很抱歉

1366
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,583
‪朋友…

1367
01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:32,625
‪迪尼奥 宝贝
‪你能过来站到我旁边吗？

1368
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,791
‪好的

1369
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,916
‪对 迪尼奥 过来

1370
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,208
‪什么情况？

1371
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:52,625
‪首先 我…
‪我想感谢今天在场的所有人

1372
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:57,291
‪迪尼奥和我在一起经历了很多

1373
01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,833
‪今天你们来和我们一起庆祝
‪对我们意义非凡

1374
01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:03,916
‪我们…

1375
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000
‪对 我们的情路并不一帆风顺

1376
01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,625
‪对 所以…

1377
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:16,208
‪现在我想确保我们不会再失去彼此了

1378
01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:22,625
‪该死 大家请拿出你们的手机
‪因为如果我们没拍到她会杀了我们的

1379
01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,708
‪哦 我的孩子

1380
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,125
‪迪尼奥麦道

1381
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:31,416
‪你会争取看似不可能的爱情

1382
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,208
‪你照顾我 让我成为一个更好的人

1383
01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:39,708
‪我希望
‪你在我们接下来的日子里也会这么做

1384
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,208
‪你愿意嫁给我吗？

1385
01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,541
‪同意吧

1386
01:33:00,458 --> 01:33:02,291
‪好吧 收起你们的手机

1387
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:03,750
‪迪尼奥…

1388
01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:08,791
‪真为我闺蜜骄傲

1389
01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:12,125
‪香槟

1390
01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,291
‪迪尼奥

1391
01:33:16,375 --> 01:33:19,583
‪迪尼奥 你在干什么？怎么回事？

1392
01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:20,833
‪这算什么？

1393
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:23,666
‪我昨晚跟踪你了

1394
01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:26,708
‪跟踪你到了酒店 我知道这很荒谬

1395
01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:29,500
‪不过我以为我又要闯入你的单身派对

1396
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,916
‪不过这并不荒谬

1397
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,125
‪因为这确实发生过
‪我闯入了你的单身派对

1398
01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:36,291
‪-你娶了别人
‪-那是以前

1399
01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,208
‪那是以前 那是我的过去

1400
01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,291
‪我现在和你在一起

1401
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,083
‪-你说你爱我 对吗？
‪-对

1402
01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,666
‪但你从来不打电话给我

1403
01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:45,958
‪-这重要吗？
‪-这很重要

1404
01:33:46,041 --> 01:33:47,833
‪-真的吗？
‪-真的！

1405
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:52,916
‪我们…我们在一起的这段时间

1406
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,750
‪你表现出你想要我吗？

1407
01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:57,125
‪不是一个填补空白的女朋友

1408
01:33:57,208 --> 01:34:00,625
‪不是什么照顾你的人 兰加
‪我就是我 迪尼奥

1409
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:02,541
‪三分钟前 迪尼奥

1410
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:06,250
‪三分钟前我单膝跪下向你求婚

1411
01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:08,916
‪这是你离婚三个月后 对吧？

1412
01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:10,791
‪对

1413
01:34:16,458 --> 01:34:17,875
‪我爱的不是你

1414
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,625
‪不是

1415
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,666
‪我爱上的是不再孤单

1416
01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,375
‪迪迪？

1417
01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:01,333
‪迪尼奥

1418
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:16,958
‪我不配拥有你 朋友

1419
01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:19,083
‪闭嘴

1420
01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:43,958
‪兰加求婚失败的视频传疯了
‪你不再是“绝望宝贝”了

1421
01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:46,833
‪天啊 我不敢相信我这么做了

1422
01:35:47,625 --> 01:35:50,666
‪你今天战胜了情感 朋友

1423
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,083
‪你应该为自己骄傲

1424
01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,291
‪诺尼 单身不要紧的 对吧？

1425
01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:57,625
‪对

1426
01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,916
‪当然如果失去对的人简直生不如死
‪因为你是白痴

1427
01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,750
‪所以酒吧男是对的人？

1428
01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:12,541
‪你知道吗？

1429
01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:16,041
‪如果我今天可以拒绝一桩求婚

1430
01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,708
‪那你 我的朋友…

1431
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,583
‪你可以赢回你的男人

1432
01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,416
‪好吧 明天

1433
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,875
‪我觉得今天够刺激了

1434
01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,583
‪不 今天 其实是现在

1435
01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:29,041
‪-不行 朋友
‪-来吧

1436
01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:30,875
‪我已经洗好脸卸妆了

1437
01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:34,083
‪你五分钟内就能搞定 不过他不在乎

1438
01:36:34,166 --> 01:36:36,916
‪走吧

1439
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,833
‪我希望你们今晚过得愉快

1440
01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:40,750
‪-好的
‪-我们能谈谈吗？

1441
01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,833
‪我在忙

1442
01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:47,083
‪我很抱歉之前和你吵架
‪也为和你分手感到抱歉

1443
01:36:48,791 --> 01:36:52,750
‪我什么事都没有 好吗？
‪没人伤我的心

1444
01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:56,166
‪我只是…
‪我看过很多人被爱情所伤 我就…

1445
01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,291
‪我建起了墙 设立了规则

1446
01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:00,583
‪你听到我说话了吗？

1447
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,541
‪我听到了 不过…

1448
01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:06,541
‪我怎么知道你准备好把墙推倒了？

1449
01:37:09,666 --> 01:37:10,750
‪是啊

1450
01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:58,458
‪我爱你

1451
01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:02,500
‪非常爱你

1452
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:09,125
‪我非常爱你

1453
01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:18,125
‪我非常爱你

1454
01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:26,166
‪我非常爱你

1455
01:38:27,916 --> 01:38:31,000
‪你是我的唯一

1456
01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,500
‪我也是你的唯一

1457
01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:40,750
‪我爱你

1458
01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:49,708
‪我爱你

1459
01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,666
‪非常爱你

1460
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,708
‪我需要你

1461
01:38:54,791 --> 01:38:56,916
‪我想要你

1462
01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500
‪我爱你

1463
01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:12,416
‪好！

1464
01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:18,416
‪请把我带下舞台

1465
01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,791
‪哦 想下来？

1466
01:39:19,875 --> 01:39:21,541
‪-你得抱我
‪-好的

1467
01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:23,375
‪-好的
‪-没问题

1468
01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:25,666
‪演出结束

1469
01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:27,250
‪好了

1470
01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:30,500
‪对一个没有自己房子的人来说
‪你东西还真多

1471
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:32,833
‪至少现在有地方留给你了
‪马克西 对吧？

1472
01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,125
‪-不可能！什么？不行
‪-对

1473
01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:37,375
‪-为什么？
‪-不 没人要搬家

1474
01:39:37,458 --> 01:39:40,708
‪好了 你们两个
‪我觉得东西都在这里了

1475
01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,958
‪-你确定你能行？
‪-对 我保证

1476
01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:45,708
‪我觉得我们要在她改变主意前走人

1477
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,000
‪好 我们走吧

1478
01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:50,833
‪你会想我的

1479
01:39:50,916 --> 01:39:52,166
‪-不会
‪-会的

1480
01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,166
‪-不会
‪-会的

1481
01:39:54,833 --> 01:39:56,666
‪-该马克斯了 过来 马克斯
‪-好

1482
01:39:57,791 --> 01:39:58,791
‪照顾好我朋友

1483
01:39:58,875 --> 01:39:59,958
‪-我会的
‪-保证？

1484
01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:01,458
‪-保证
‪-很好

1485
01:40:02,166 --> 01:40:03,791
‪-我们走吧
‪-再见

1486
01:40:03,875 --> 01:40:05,000
‪再见 宝贝们

1487
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,041
‪好了

1488
01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:21,750
‪（兰加西比亚）

1489
01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:22,833
‪（删除好友）

1490
01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:25,750
‪（兰加西比亚和娜乐迪歌迪亚
‪为恋爱关系）

1491
01:40:32,875 --> 01:40:35,708
‪（删除好友）

1492
01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:07,625
{\an8}‪415场 第三次

1493
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,666
‪波拉克斯房

1494
01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,333
‪什么？

1495
01:43:23,416 --> 01:43:24,333
‪波拉克斯

1496
01:43:24,416 --> 01:43:25,583
‪好的 我们走

1497
01:43:26,208 --> 01:43:29,333
‪波拉克斯房再来两盒避孕套

1498
01:43:30,625 --> 01:43:31,625
‪好的

1499
01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:39,041
‪曼迪萨 波拉克斯

1500
01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:44,083
{\an8}‪我的安全口令是“甜菜根”
‪我说了三次

1501
01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:49,083
{\an8}‪哦 你们看起来真美

1502
01:43:58,041 --> 01:43:59,041
{\an8}‪不行 各位

1503
01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:03,666
{\an8}‪拍板准备

1504
01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:05,958
{\an8}‪妹子 你父亲是恐怖分子吗？

1505
01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:09,583
{\an8}‪因为你的臀宛如炸弹

1506
01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:11,458
{\an8}‪你是一块蛋糕吗？

1507
01:44:13,416 --> 01:44:15,750
{\an8}‪因为我想咬一口

1508
01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:17,416
{\an8}‪-这台词真糟糕
‪-没错

1509
01:44:18,291 --> 01:44:19,375
{\an8}‪你能试试另一个吗？

1510
01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:22,541
{\an8}‪-你爸爸叫奥利弗吗？
‪-为什么…

1511
01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,916
{\an8}‪因为你会对这个…

1512
01:44:28,708 --> 01:44:29,708
{\an8}‪老二欲罢不能

1513
01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:37,500
{\an8}‪我们重新定义一下 让它更突出

1514
01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:42,500
{\an8}‪好了 再来一次

1515
01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:49,083
{\an8}‪迪尼奥 我…
‪我想确保我们不会再失去彼此了

1516
01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:53,250
{\an8}‪该死 大家请拿出你们的手机

1517
01:44:53,333 --> 01:44:55,041
{\an8}‪如果我们没拍到 她会杀了我们的

1518
01:45:01,833 --> 01:45:02,958
{\an8}‪对！

1519
01:45:03,958 --> 01:45:06,375
{\an8}‪我也不干了

1520
01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:09,708
{\an8}‪-然后呢？
‪-我们去

1521
01:45:16,041 --> 01:45:18,000
{\an8}‪这是你的完美婚礼吗？

1522
01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:22,125
{\an8}‪-下次先说这个
‪-再试一次

1523
01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,208
{\an8}‪-我是想打给你的 我只是…
‪-你知道

1524
01:45:29,750 --> 01:45:31,208
{\an8}‪-我想对你解释…
‪-抱歉

1525
01:45:31,916 --> 01:45:33,958
{\an8}‪迪尼奥 你就让我解释一下 我要…

1526
01:45:34,625 --> 01:45:35,875
{\an8}‪我离婚了！

1527
01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:38,125
{\an8}‪-什么？
‪-什么？

1528
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:49,625
{\an8}‪好了 接着拍

1529
01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:52,458
{\an8}‪接着拍 重新就位 接着拍

1530
01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,250
{\an8}‪好了 开拍

1531
01:47:11,291 --> 01:47:13,291
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