1 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:55,917 The umbrella of night Has so many holes 2 00:00:56,500 --> 00:01:00,750 Who poured acid on it Is an unsolved mystery... 3 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,250 I love this song. 4 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:09,875 I don't know why. 5 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,333 But I don't know what it means. 6 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:18,833 And such songs suit every situation. 7 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,542 Life is so fucking complex. 8 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:28,125 We're born and we die, without knowing what any of it means. 9 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,958 Like my grandfather who died on a train. 10 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,167 On his way back to his village, 11 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,500 he unknowingly boarded the first-class compartment. 12 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,708 Someone jokingly questioned him, 13 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:43,000 "This compartment is only for Brahmins! What are you doing here?" 14 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,125 He died of a heart attack. 15 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,500 Now, what do you think all of this means? Nothing. 16 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,208 Maybe that's why I like this song. 17 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:12,833 After sex, Oja holds this pose for five minutes. 18 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:18,830 Her aunt believes it increases our chances of conceiving. 19 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:23,333 Oja and her aunt have never heard about gravity. But I have. 20 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:30,375 Where I work, people research stupid stuff like "Why is gravity such a weak force?" 21 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:35,830 And "Why isn't there enough lithium in the universe?" 22 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,750 I work at the National Institute of Fundamental Research under 23 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,667 renowned space scientist Dr. Arvind Acharya as his personal assistant. 24 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,583 Hurry up, Ms. Oparna! The ministry will be here in two minutes. 25 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,542 Ayyan, Amartya Sen never said this. 26 00:03:06,625 --> 00:03:08,458 You'll get into trouble for this. 27 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:09,708 You said this. 28 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,292 Someone should say this. 29 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:15,375 My boss has been searching for alien life for a decade. 30 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:17,250 Today is a big day for him. 31 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:20,333 These people who wouldn't even shake your hand for free 32 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:23,542 now stand like beggars before this minister. 33 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,667 Hello, sir. Please come. 34 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:27,625 Hello, sir. 35 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,542 Welcome, sir. 36 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,667 Common folk ask ministers for clean water and power. 37 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:32,375 But these guys want funds. 38 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,000 They address money as fund. 39 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:38,708 So after millions down the drain, they can proclaim, 40 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,333 "Man knows nothing." 41 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:42,000 I'll be up for a Nobel Prize someday and the dumbfuck didn't even introduce me. 42 00:03:42,830 --> 00:03:43,375 Satish, one coffee. 43 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:47,500 Mr. Tawde, our proposal is to send four sterilized containers 44 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,458 into the upper stratosphere. 45 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:54,458 -What do you mean by stratosphere? -It's a... 46 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,750 It's a layer in the air 47 00:03:57,167 --> 00:04:00,750 from six to 45 kilometers above the earth. 48 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,917 What's the point of this? 49 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,750 We'll be collecting stratospheric air there. 50 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,000 Definitely we'll find space microbes. 51 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,125 In our hypothesis, 52 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,830 the microbes are aliens... 53 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,625 aliens are falling on Earth all the time. 54 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,167 They come riding on... 55 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,830 meteorites. 56 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,250 Tawde didn't understand anything. 57 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:29,792 He has the IQ of a housefly. 58 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:32,625 There is no room for microbes in his tiny brain. 59 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:35,417 He'll stare at Acharya for a while, 60 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:39,667 scratch his head, and then shit out his "expert comments." 61 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:44,500 Suppose we find aliens, and they attack us. 62 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,830 It's too big of a risk. 63 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:49,208 -Yes sir... I've seen it in films. -Stay away. 64 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:53,542 Yes, even I've heard they have two heads and three eyes and four legs-- 65 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:57,583 No, sir. We are talking about microscopic aliens. 66 00:04:57,667 --> 00:05:00,875 Microscopic means really small. Tiny. 67 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:03,708 Yes, I know microscopic means tiny. 68 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:06,750 Even then there's a risk of attack. 69 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,208 If they attack us, then? 70 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:10,458 Look how viruses are killing so many people. 71 00:05:10,542 --> 00:05:12,000 -Mani! -Tell me sir. 72 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:14,708 Go get ready for the presentation of the microbes mission. 73 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,000 Which one, sir? The PPT or the video? 74 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:20,292 How many times have I told you not to talk to me in Tamil? Go! 75 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,458 Mr. Acharya, whatever you're doing… 76 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:25,667 Ignore the prick. 77 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:29,708 You know why he gave Ms. Oparna a lab in the basement? 78 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:32,667 -No clue. -To develop a chemistry. 79 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,208 Then he'll work on their physics, 80 00:05:35,292 --> 00:05:39,417 and they'll create their own gravitational force. 81 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:44,875 Why does he get so furious when you speak in Tamil? 82 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:46,458 Because my Tamil isn't great. 83 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:48,500 Dad brought me here, to Bombay, straight after school. 84 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:51,250 and even my wife's a Bombay-Tamilian. Dude, where's my tea? 85 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:52,458 Please come, sir. 86 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,750 Dr. Nambodari is also researching in the same field, 87 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,250 but his approach is different. 88 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,583 Please tell him, Dr. Nambodari. Sir, please sit. 89 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:06,625 I would say the best way to look for aliens is our radio telescope. 90 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:10,208 My "Giant Ear" program. But we can discuss that another day. 91 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:14,542 Right now we are here to support Dr. Acharya. Right, Arvind? 92 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,583 -How's my fake enthusiasm? -You pube. 93 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:18,750 Oparna, switch on the AV, please. 94 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:29,583 The Balloon Program will retrieve microscopic samples from the stratosphere. 95 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:33,750 Life forms cannot exist at this altitude. That's why... 96 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,830 Shut the door, you moron! 97 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,167 Sorry, sir. 98 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,167 Moron. Imbecile. Knobhead. 99 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,583 These were the names our bosses called us. 100 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:47,830 So, to return the favor, we called them 101 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,833 "Serious men." 102 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:49,833 Idiot! 103 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:55,958 The microscopic samples will be studied in our specially designed class 1000 lab. 104 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,917 The most important part of this balloon apparatus is... 105 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,667 Let's say we find this alien... Then what? How does it matter? 106 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,167 We will finally be able to know who gave birth to us. 107 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:10,830 Lord Brahma. 108 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:14,875 Lord Brahma is our creator. Our scriptures prove it. 109 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:35,420 -Look. He's about to jump. -What? Where? 110 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,125 Go and save him! 111 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:38,333 If you spook him, he will jump. 112 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,830 -You know who that is? -Who? 113 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:42,833 That's a "serious man." 114 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:45,917 See these cars speeding along? 115 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:50,667 He probably rides around in one of those, furiously working on pathbreaking... 116 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:57,830 presentations about horseshit like "Should condoms be dotted?" 117 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:03,958 He can't figure out "what life means" so he's come here to jump. 118 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:08,250 -Aren't you gonna eat that? -Stop kidding me! 119 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:09,792 I'm kidding you? 120 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,833 Every night you crave snacks. 121 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,833 So? Can't you get them? 122 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,000 Don't you love me? 123 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:20,208 How much more am I supposed to love you? 124 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:24,830 If this guy loved his wife as much, 125 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,417 you know what she'd say? 126 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,625 -I love you too. -No. 127 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,833 She'll say, "I need some space. You're stifling me!" 128 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,667 -Oh look, he's jumped! -Huh? 129 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,333 -He jumped. -Hey! 130 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:41,125 There he goes. 131 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:44,125 Look... 132 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:49,420 if you don't jump in the first 30 seconds, then you can't jump at all. 133 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:50,833 And how do you know that? 134 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,458 I tried a couple of times after our wedding. 135 00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:58,417 -How's the tea? -Disgusting! 136 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,833 No matter what I do for you, you're never happy! 137 00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:11,420 Come, I'll take you to an amazing place. 138 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:16,830 -I was just kidding! -You always do that. 139 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:17,458 You set yourself up. 140 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:19,708 -You know what we're doing? -What are you doing? 141 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:23,375 We're spending quality time together! It's me time and you time! Quality time! 142 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,375 A hot air balloon will go to the upper stratosphere 143 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:27,917 -to look for aliens. -Excuse me. 144 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,583 Microscopic aliens, understand? 145 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,833 They come down all the time on the earth. 146 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,875 -My wife is pregnant. Make it quick! -Sure, sir. 147 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,292 Relax, be comfortable. 148 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:46,125 Excuse me, sir. This area is actually reserved for our in-house guests only. 149 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,208 Are you staying with us? 150 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,583 Yes. 602. 151 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,292 Would you like to have something? 152 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,420 -One tea for ma'am. -And for you? 153 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,125 Beer. Not extremely chilled, not warm. 154 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,875 Okay, sir. I'll bring it to you. 155 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,333 Thank you. 156 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:08,833 1200 bucks for tea! 157 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,917 -No way I'm drinking this. -You're 2G after all... 158 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:14,583 second generation. 159 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,833 We 2G folks can never enjoy ourselves. 160 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,830 -And who are these people? -4G. 161 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:22,167 -As in? -Fourth generation. 162 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,375 My father was first generation. 163 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,708 Never went to school. 164 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,667 I'm second generation. 165 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,750 I went to school and studied too. 166 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,833 But only later did I realize how important education is. 167 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,917 I'll send my kid to one of the best schools. 168 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Drill the importance of education into him. 169 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:45,420 He'll become successful and be able to make presentations 170 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:48,000 on "Why condoms should be dotted!" That's the third generation. 171 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,125 By the time his kids are adults, 172 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:55,000 they'll have everything. They won't have to work at all. 173 00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:59,125 They can just sit by a pool and do nothing all day. 174 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,542 Oja, 175 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:05,000 it takes four generations to be able to do nothing at all. 176 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,000 Excuse me, sir. Sir. 177 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,833 Sir, we have noticed that we have another guest in room number 602. 178 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:12,458 No, I said 702. 179 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:15,833 No, sir, you... you had said 602. I heard you. 180 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:19,375 -I said 702. -Are you sure you are staying with us? 181 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,830 I said 702, man! 182 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,250 Sir, 602. But-- 183 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,833 What's wrong? 184 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,375 Sir, something is wrong. 185 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,708 -What happened? -Good move. Now scream a little louder. 186 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,420 I'm not faking it! 187 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,125 -Please, someone call a taxi! -Sir... 188 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:36,208 -Sir, you... -We have a problem. Call a cab. 189 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,000 Yes, right away. 190 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,708 -Doctor! I need a doctor. -Yes, sir. 191 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,958 -Call now. -Don't worry, Oja. 192 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,420 Please hold this end. 193 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,917 Yes, sure. 194 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,500 You pube... 195 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,375 You bloody dog... 196 00:11:58,292 --> 00:11:59,667 You asshole... 197 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,542 -You pube... -Take a deep breath. 198 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,500 Stupid bastard... 199 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:09,125 Why is she saying that? 200 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,750 It's the Lord's name in Tamil. 201 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,958 -Pube. -Take a deep breath. 202 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,125 I'm Tamilian, too, brother. 203 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,292 Pubic hair... 204 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,417 Fuck you! 205 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,917 It's a tradition in our village that when a woman goes into labor, 206 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,792 they get to swear, though only at their husbands. 207 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:29,458 It's a tradition... but only to the husband! 208 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:30,917 Try! Push! 209 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,292 You son of a whore... 210 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,250 -Fuck your mother! -Relax. 211 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,292 -Breathe! -Pube! 212 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:42,833 Push! Breathe! 213 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,625 Push! Push down! Breathe! 214 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,833 We're done! Relax! 215 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,625 Dear Acharya sir, 216 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,125 Subject: 217 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,667 Application for paternity leave. 218 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:26,667 Myself, Ayyan Mani, your PA, is pleased to inform you... 219 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:31,167 my contemporary Oja Mani 220 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,917 delivered a bright young boy yesterday. 221 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,875 Just like a budding seed needs nurturing to become a flower, 222 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:46,375 a newborn human also needs... 223 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,625 A newborn human also needs to be... 224 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:54,958 ...subjugated to intense caring 225 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,830 and extreme love, to become a wonderful and responsible Homo sapien. 226 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,750 Just like you, sir. 227 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,333 For us, our kids are our only hope. 228 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:09,125 So I have to make sure he gets the best care and hospitality. 229 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:12,500 My wife Oja would require... 230 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:20,292 humongous nutrition and ample rest so that our child can feed off her. 231 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,542 As the man of the house, 232 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:26,417 I will have to take over the essential household chores 233 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,792 and support my family in abundance. 234 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:33,833 Hence, I would like to apply for paternity leave of two months. 235 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:39,875 Therefore grant leave to me kindly. Yours sincerely, Ayyan Mani. 236 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,583 This is your corner. You will study here. 237 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,958 It's dark, but you can light it up with your talent. Come! 238 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,417 Come to Daddy. 239 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:24,625 -A proper English medium school? -Yes! Even the janitors speak English. 240 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,958 There's a 500 buck fine for speaking in Hindi. 241 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,625 Hey! It's your boss! 242 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:39,542 There's even a lab here named after him. We have his recommendation. Don't worry. 243 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,708 Don't I have the same tie? 244 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,250 Can you tell me the name of any color? Red? Blue? 245 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:55,208 Yeah? Or how about you tell me the name of these fruits? 246 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,292 Okay, Adi! Let's try something else. 247 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,917 Tell me the days of the week. 248 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:03,750 Adi is a little shy. 249 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,875 He's an introvert. Like Einstein. 250 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,917 Even Einstein couldn't talk until he was six. 251 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,583 Mr. Mani, thank you so much for your application. 252 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,417 Please go and submit the form at the admission's office. 253 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,875 Ayyan Mani. 254 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,958 -What kind of people are Manis? -What kind? 255 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,417 The good kind. Why? 256 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,208 No, like, what... Where are they from? 257 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,667 Oh, that way. We're Shudras. Lower caste. Do I tell you? 258 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,958 -Sir, we-- -Hey! 259 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,667 What are you saying? You can't utter that word! 260 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,708 Oh, no, you can't utter it. But I can. 261 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:48,375 Let me explain. 262 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:54,830 You can't call an African-American a "Negro," but they can call each other. 263 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,458 Negro means what? 264 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,417 It's Latin for "black." Black is just a color. 265 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,958 Anyone can be black. Even you. 266 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,792 -But when did I say this? -No! 267 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,667 No, I'm not talking about you. I'm just saying. 268 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,000 My ancestors did hard labor all day. 269 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,875 Cleaning the village's piss and shit with their bare hands. 270 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,708 It was honest work, but you people turned it into a slur. 271 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,830 Take my wife's caste... 272 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,420 the Guthakami people. 273 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,420 The privileged castes don't allow their men inside the village, 274 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,250 but they want their women in their bedrooms at night. 275 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,875 Hey, what are you saying? 276 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,167 Brother, caste is a thing of the past, isn't it? 277 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:31,542 Before you, someone from a different caste sat on this chair. 278 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:34,830 -So I can't say that caste-- -You just said this. 279 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,830 -But you just did! Right now. -Sir. 280 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,917 Sir, calm down. Have a seat. 281 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:42,625 A couple of sips. That's all my grandfather drank from the village well. 282 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:46,830 They broke his spine. He walked like this for the rest of his life. 283 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,292 It had a bad impact on his spinal cord. 284 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,542 Enough! 285 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,917 -Here, please have some water. -No sir, I had. 286 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,750 No sir, I've had coconut water. Sir, I... 287 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:02,500 Dr. Acharya, he is my colleague. He has recommended me. 288 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,917 -Oh, Dr. Acharya! -Yes. 289 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,583 We are proud to say that he is our alumnus. 290 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,292 You just wait outside. 291 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,917 We'll soon put up the list of shortlisted candidates. 292 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,833 Okay, sir. 293 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,000 Hello, Dr. Acharya? 294 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,875 Yes, ma'am. I spoke with Dr. Acharya. 295 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,958 He said "yes" just to get Mani off his back. 296 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:44,542 He said, "Admissions should happen strictly on merit." 297 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,830 What happened? 298 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,208 Nothing. 299 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,708 Show me. One minute. 300 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,625 All parents are requested to pay attention. 301 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,792 The admission formalities for this year are now over. 302 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,000 The shortlisted candidates are requested to stay back. 303 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,292 God bless you all, and thank you for coming. 304 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,000 You know what? 305 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,750 Caste-based reservations should stop. 306 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,458 Merit is everything. 307 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,792 Dr. Acharya, you are betting big on this. 308 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,833 What makes you so sure that alien microbes are falling on us? 309 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,333 You seem to know something that we don't. 310 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:46,625 Tell me, 311 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,292 if I offer you a glass of water 312 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,875 and a pill which has got all the elements of water, 313 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:58,375 would you go for this odorless, tasteless, colorless liquid, or the pill? 314 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,292 Water will still be what your primitive mind chooses. 315 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,583 I am sorry, I didn't understand. 316 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,958 If you understood, you would be me. 317 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,875 Adi! What's so interesting outside? 318 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,458 Adi, I'm talking to you! 319 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,875 Ma'am, I was looking at photosynthesis. 320 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:58,125 I was wondering, why can't we insert green pigment chlorophyll in humans 321 00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:01,542 and synthesize nutrients from CO2 and water. 322 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:06,792 That way, we can generate oxygen as a by-product and save Earth. 323 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,208 What are your thoughts on this, ma'am? 324 00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:14,542 Direct your science queries to Mr. Rangaraj! Okay? 325 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,958 Right now, get up there and solve this. 326 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,417 Ma'am, I have a math query too. 327 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:28,583 Where A is the field value of [NxN] / N cross N complex matrix-- 328 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,333 Shut up and go back to your seat! 329 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,375 It's okay, ma'am. Even I cannot solve it. 330 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,208 I can't believe you just said that to me. 331 00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:39,167 That is ridiculous! Is this the way you talk to your teacher? 332 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,420 I am going to complain to the principal about you. 333 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,500 This is what happens when you come from illiterate parents. 334 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:46,917 It shows your upbringing! I cannot tolerate this nonsense anymore. 335 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,417 I'm going to talk with the principal right now. 336 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,125 I will get you expelled from the school. 337 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:13,125 I hadn't prepared for the test. You saved me! 338 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:14,417 Thank you. 339 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,750 Adi is not rude, Sister. 340 00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:23,708 Adi is not rude. 341 00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:25,333 Go outside, dear. 342 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,250 His IQ is 169. 343 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:34,625 He's far too advanced for your rote learning syllabus. 344 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,125 -He's on another level. -Yes, Mr. Mani. 345 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:41,167 Jesus has given Adi a great mind. Praise the Lord! 346 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,333 He's Goddess Meenakshi's blessing. 347 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:48,125 I even trekked barefoot to Lord Ganesha's temple when I was pregnant. 348 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,667 Do you believe in Christ, Mr. Mani? 349 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,208 I love Christ. 350 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,167 Christ loves you too, Mr. Mani. 351 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:03,417 But if you and Adi accept him formally, 352 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:07,750 then as per the policy of the school for financially backward Christians, 353 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,125 Adi could get a special scholarship. 354 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:13,458 In fact, I could promote him directly to the 9th standard. 355 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,420 Obviously, there is no compulsion. We never compel. 356 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:23,292 You can check with your friend, Mr. Satish Macwana, Sayali's father. 357 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,458 You can check how much benefit Sayali has got 358 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:28,542 ever since his family accepted Christ. 359 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:32,792 If you don't mind me being so bold, 360 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:37,708 I must tell you, I really feel for the people of your community, Mr. Mani. 361 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:44,417 Mr. Acharya is a respected and senior member of the community, 362 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,750 but he's a Brahmin. 363 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:50,292 And don't mind me saying, 364 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:53,792 but he never provided a written recommendation for your son. 365 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,292 -Excuse me? -I will call you in five minutes. 366 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,292 Okay, ma'am. 367 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,830 I'll think about it. One minute. 368 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:11,792 Have you seen this? Ever since Adi won Switzerland's Omega Science quiz... 369 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,167 See... 370 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,333 -The Vivekanand school-- -Ridiculous! 371 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,167 What an attitude! 372 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:24,917 See this! 373 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:29,708 The Vivekanand school's people have been hounding us. 374 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:34,420 Four interviews in the past three months. Right? 375 00:25:34,792 --> 00:25:35,667 Okay. 376 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,167 They're even offering free admission, books... 377 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,583 No, Mr. Mani. Don't fall for that trap. 378 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,208 We will give you free books, and we will add on free transport! 379 00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,458 They're also offering a scholarship. 380 00:25:48,958 --> 00:25:52,208 And they don't care if we worship Ganesha or Christ. 381 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:56,458 I thought of you while considering their offer. 382 00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:59,667 A long time ago, you rejected Adi's admission. 383 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,833 But then two years ago, you voluntarily offered him admission 384 00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:04,417 because of his "merit." 385 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,750 It just shows how much you care about Adi. 386 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,708 I'm sorry. We have to go. 387 00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:11,000 I've so many meetings. Come. 388 00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:12,875 Mr. Mani... 389 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,333 I'm not going to let you take away my star student. 390 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:17,917 Don't even think about it. 391 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,875 -We'll provide everything that Adi needs. -Come, Adi. 392 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:22,583 Okay, Sister. 393 00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:23,917 As you wish. 394 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,667 -Come on. -Let's go, Adi. 395 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,420 Don't make him like yourself. 396 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:34,792 God has given you a gift. No need to be arrogant about it. 397 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,500 Be polite to everyone. 398 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:38,542 Arrogance is for the devil. 399 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:40,458 What? Who's the devil? 400 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,958 Be humble, and bow politely. 401 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,250 Got it? 402 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:48,625 And why should he bow? 403 00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,292 So that the world can screw him over? 404 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,750 Hello. Mic check, 123... 405 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:30,830 Why is the press here? Did someone get stabbed again? 406 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:33,000 Go see if Adi's makeup is done! 407 00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:36,500 Do I have to tell you everything? Go quickly and check. 408 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,750 -Excuse me, sir... Can you please... -Later on. 409 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,708 Can I have a moment? 410 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:50,833 Yes, sir... 411 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,250 Fifteen percent of your funds! That's all I ask for! 412 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,542 We are getting requests from radio astronomers 413 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,830 all around the world for my "Giant Ear" program. 414 00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:01,458 I'm not spending research funds on stupid ideas. 415 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:05,958 They've been sitting on your radio telescope for 25 years. 416 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,375 How many aliens have they found, by the way? 417 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:12,708 Universe is vast, Arvind. 418 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,333 Even light takes time. 419 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:20,542 Your radio signals are not searching for aliens. 420 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:25,750 It is searching for beings who think, act and maybe shit like humans. 421 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:27,708 You call this science? 422 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,375 I call it loneliness. 423 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,500 Sir, I told you I need to go early today. There's a TV interview-- 424 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:34,667 Out! 425 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,417 How do you put up with this lunatic? 426 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:44,750 Sir, it's a big day for my kid. Please convince him. 427 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:51,125 Can I borrow your PA for a while at least? 428 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:01,625 This is Mumbai's BDD chawl-A tenement built in 1920 429 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,625 to provide shelter to the homeless... 430 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:07,500 I've been here for 60 years. Why don't they ask me about the chawl's history? 431 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:09,417 They want to talk about the future, not history. 432 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:14,625 The British turned it into a jail for freedom fighters. 433 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:17,333 After independence, it became a settlement for the poor, 434 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:20,583 with hopes that their fortunes will change with time. 435 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:24,333 But Mumbai's glittering lights never reached these dark corridors. 436 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:27,333 All they got were hollow promises. 437 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:31,208 Today, 15,000 people stay in these 121 blocks. 438 00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,583 Adi is a ray of hope for them. 439 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:36,583 Let's meet Adi, but after this short break. 440 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,583 -Hey, hold it! -Yes! 441 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:42,208 Why are you moving? Sit properly! 442 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:47,667 -Put some more makeup on. Adi! -Mom! 443 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:51,458 -Look here! -What's all this? What's going on? 444 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:56,500 Madam, one second. What have you done to him? He looks white as an egg! 445 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,917 -What is this? -Let them put it on. He'll look fair. 446 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,708 Fair, why? Is he a white kid? He's our kid. 447 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:04,830 -Adi! Wash your face! -No! Adi! 448 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:07,500 Don't get lost in this skin-tone crap. Talent knows no color. 449 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,208 Do it properly! 450 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:13,917 Don't be scared. Okay? 451 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,420 Move! Move aside. 452 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:27,167 Move! Move aside. 453 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:31,583 Vacate the room. Come on, sir. Please step outside. 454 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,833 Adi, what do you love about science? And since when? 455 00:30:36,917 --> 00:30:39,542 You see, science helps us to understand things 456 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:41,458 from atoms to the infinite universe. 457 00:30:41,542 --> 00:30:43,792 It expands our mind. 458 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,750 And that is why, as organisms, 459 00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:49,583 we feel fulfillment when we go on the quest of answers. 460 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:51,625 Excellent! 461 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,333 That's why people call you Junior Abdul Kalam. 462 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:57,667 What do you plan to research on? 463 00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:00,250 The future is very unpredictable. 464 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:04,125 Constantly evolving by decisions we are taking in the present. 465 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,917 But someday I want to solve the arrow of time. 466 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,458 The cosmological arrow, idiot! 467 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:15,417 The direction in which the universe is expanding. 468 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:20,000 Adi, we're all idiots in front of you, but my question is-- 469 00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:21,333 Can I give you advice? 470 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:24,750 If you don't have a smart thing to ask, don't ask at all! 471 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,958 -And with that, our... -Well said, Adi! 472 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,375 Superb! 473 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 -Look, it's Adi! -Yes! 474 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:42,542 -Adi! -What do you want? 475 00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:46,833 We live in block 120. We want a selfie with Adi. 476 00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:49,000 Yes. One minute, come. 477 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 -I'll click it. -Take it. 478 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,708 -Nice. -Come on, smile. 479 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,167 Adi, smile, please! 480 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,250 What's a broker doing running a tea stall? 481 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,000 My brother is not well. 482 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:32,750 Did you get it? 483 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,830 Tell me one thing. 484 00:32:57,417 --> 00:33:00,625 People buy question papers for engineering and medical school exams. 485 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:04,125 The fuck you want school exam papers for? 486 00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:15,250 -I'm writing a thesis on child education. -How will exam papers help? 487 00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:18,375 If you understood, you would be me. 488 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,708 Tell your brother to move the stall away from the tracks. 489 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,500 -Why? -Noise pollution, magnetic fields... 490 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,583 It'll drive you crazy, dumbass! 491 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,500 Why is this character always crying? 492 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,333 Doesn't she get any dialogue? 493 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,375 Where's Adi? 494 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,500 I sent Adi to sort out our bills. 495 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:00,830 The grocery store is always ripping us off. 496 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:16,833 I'll talk to you later. Let me finish some work. 497 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:17,792 Adi? 498 00:34:18,583 --> 00:34:20,167 Here are my income tax filings. 499 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:22,250 Think you can save me some money? 500 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:25,917 Tell me! 501 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,875 Do you know a day on Venus is longer than a year on Earth? 502 00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:34,000 So people there file their returns every day?! 503 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:38,792 And atmospheric pressure on Venus is 92 times greater than the Earth. 504 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:44,708 Adi, please focus. Can you do something about my tax? Please? 505 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,625 I don't have time for this. 506 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,375 -Adi! -Nothing, Ayyan! 507 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:52,750 I was just showing him my tax returns. But he seems to be stuck on Venus. 508 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,420 Because he charges a consultation fee. 509 00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:59,792 -Please send five kgs of brown rice home. -Okay. 510 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:00,792 Let's go. 511 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:07,417 That was close! 512 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,292 But never be scared. Say any damn thing and walk off. 513 00:35:11,830 --> 00:35:13,667 -Never go quiet. Geniuses never go quiet. -Why? 514 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,458 Because they have answers to everything. 515 00:35:16,542 --> 00:35:19,417 -Why? -Because they are geniuses. 516 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:24,000 If people don't understand what you're saying, they respect you. 517 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:28,830 They don't understand a word of what you say. 518 00:35:29,917 --> 00:35:31,750 Even I don't understand. 519 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:35,625 It's our secret! 520 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,458 If you're ever stuck like this again, 521 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:44,458 shout at them in anger and say... 522 00:35:46,830 --> 00:35:49,208 "I can't deal with primitive minds like you." 523 00:35:49,292 --> 00:35:53,417 -I can't deal with... -Primitive minds like you. 524 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,958 Primitive minds... 525 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,750 -Like you. -Like you. 526 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:57,792 Very good. 527 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:00,917 When you see the teacher tomorrow, ask her... 528 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,458 Hey, Adi! Ask her... 529 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:09,458 -Miss, genetic mutation... -Miss, genetic mutation... 530 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,792 -...of space microbes... -...of space microbes... 531 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,292 -...causes... -...causes... 532 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:17,208 -...what kind of danger... -...what kind of danger... 533 00:36:17,292 --> 00:36:19,542 -...to us? -...to us? 534 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,250 I got the papers. Just learn them. 535 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,792 What are you doing? It's tilted. 536 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,458 No worries madam. Fixing it. 537 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:31,000 Looks all right to me. It's your face. Or do you want to put Adi's face instead? 538 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,333 Dad, we've had this discussion. 539 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:38,917 But we never finished it. 540 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,625 Look, Anuja, you're the face of our political party. 541 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,792 -People need to know you-- -Know me. 542 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:51,417 They will know me, Dad, because of the work I do. 543 00:36:52,167 --> 00:36:54,792 Now, please let me work. 544 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,167 Asshole! Put it down you motherfucker. 545 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,625 I said the hoarding is tilted! Can't do a thing right. 546 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,250 Sachin. 547 00:37:13,417 --> 00:37:14,875 He is Sachin, the great cricketer. 548 00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:22,000 Tell me why Sachin features in advertisements for cars? 549 00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:25,420 -For money, what else? -No, man... 550 00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:27,542 not like that. 551 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:32,167 Why do car companies want Sachin for their advertisements? 552 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,667 He's not a mechanic, is he? 553 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:39,333 Nor is he an engineer. 554 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,583 And yet... Anuja, you explain. 555 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,833 She's good at all this. 556 00:37:45,917 --> 00:37:48,375 She did her MBA abroad. 557 00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:52,625 -In our community... -He means to say 558 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:55,792 that I am the first from our community to study at Carnegie Mellon. 559 00:37:57,375 --> 00:38:02,167 See, the name Sachin, it represents excellence. 560 00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:04,125 Meaning... excellence. 561 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,667 I know English. 562 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,625 You can speak in English confidently. 563 00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:10,500 Okay. Yes, of course. 564 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:14,167 Sachin isn't the world's best driver 565 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,458 or engineer. 566 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,958 But he is the face. 567 00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:23,833 Because people trust him. 568 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,167 Just like Adi. 569 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:31,830 -He knows nothing about politics. -Yet I see Dr. Ambedkar in him. 570 00:38:33,167 --> 00:38:35,420 I see Dr. Ambedkar in him. 571 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,667 So is Einstein! 572 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,420 It's a deadly combination. 573 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:43,292 Namaste Keshav sir. We are about to begin Lord Ganesha's welcome prayer. 574 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,375 I'll come. You go ahead. 575 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:48,125 Ayyan has designed this year's Ganesha idol. 576 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,542 Really? Great! 577 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:56,500 -Let's go. -I'll be there in a jiffy. 578 00:38:56,583 --> 00:39:02,208 -Long live... -Keshav! 579 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:06,417 -Long live... -Keshav! 580 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:13,458 Hail to Lord Ganesha! 581 00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:17,420 Adi is becoming popular. 582 00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:20,208 Even politicians are at our door. 583 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,958 It's good for Adi, but... 584 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,333 inside I'm feeling a strange vibration. 585 00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:31,917 Maybe that's how Grandpa felt in that first-class compartment. 586 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:50,417 Hail to Lord Ganesha! 587 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:55,830 Hail to Lord Ganesha! 588 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:58,250 What? 589 00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,833 What the hell is this?! 590 00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:05,208 Statue of Liberty. 591 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,667 What is this blasphemy? 592 00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:11,958 -It's an insult to Lord Ganesha! -Who said it's an insult? 593 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,375 It's a mark of respect. See it properly. 594 00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,000 It's made in the image of the warrior queen Lakshmibai. 595 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:20,208 It's an ode to women, country, and the Gods all together. 596 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:23,708 Have you seen pictures of Lakshmibai? 597 00:40:23,792 --> 00:40:26,458 Charging with a sword in her hand? I replaced it with a torch. 598 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:30,583 Now stop crying blasphemy. He's got a mace in his other hand. 599 00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:33,708 When he goes to America, they'll hail him as Global Ganesha. 600 00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:40,830 -Hail to... -Lord Ganesha! 601 00:40:40,167 --> 00:40:46,500 -Hail to... -Lord Ganesha! 602 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:53,333 -Hail to... -Lord Ganesha! 603 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:13,167 I'm downstairs. I can see your car. 604 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:20,875 Get in! 605 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:25,750 This redevelopment project will cost 160 billion rupees. 606 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:29,250 The government's cleared it. The builders are on board. 607 00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:32,208 I wanted to meet you before Dad does, 608 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:35,417 because politicians have a money-minded image 609 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,500 that we have an ulterior motive. 610 00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:39,875 I want to change that. 611 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:43,830 I hold a lot of love for people in this community. 612 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,458 See, redevelopment of these tenements into skyscrapers is inevitable. 613 00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:50,750 But will it do justice to the residents? 614 00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:53,830 How do we guarantee that? 615 00:41:55,420 --> 00:41:59,167 Bikini-clad models serving champagne in rooftop Jacuzzis... 616 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,458 That's a bullshit I don't buy. 617 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,958 And neither am I selling it to you folks. 618 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:05,667 There'll be bigger-- 619 00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:07,000 Where is that motherfucker? 620 00:42:07,417 --> 00:42:08,750 Find him before the cops do. 621 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:12,500 He tortured my daughter for a whole year! 622 00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:15,458 -Dad! -His brother lives in Pune. 623 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:17,625 -Dad-- -Gag the fucker and bring him to me. 624 00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,667 I'll see what to do with him. 625 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,125 Like I was saying... 626 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:24,167 -Two huge rooms, proper ventilation. -You got hurt? 627 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,208 No, she got married. 628 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:32,458 Clean water supply, two schools, and a hospital for the colony. 629 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:34,667 That's my vision. 630 00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:38,500 Wait, I don't understand this. I'm confused. 631 00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:41,417 What do you want from me? 632 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,500 The government has approved the project, but the residents haven't. 633 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,708 People don't trust politicians nowadays. 634 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:56,125 But what if one of their own talks to them? 635 00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:02,750 I don't even own a house there. 636 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,667 We'll make sure you own one. 637 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,375 Yes, I mean... 638 00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:10,958 we don't believe in free labor. 639 00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:15,420 You'll get your due. 640 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:23,333 Sir, do you think... the residents will listen to me? 641 00:43:23,417 --> 00:43:26,167 I'm a very small molecule of this society. 642 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,625 Maybe not you, but they'll certainly listen to Adi. 643 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:42,792 Move a little bit to your left. Yeah. 644 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:49,500 Look up. 645 00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,625 ADI, 100% PURE DALIT 646 00:43:58,708 --> 00:43:59,958 Beautiful, Adi! 647 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,375 We're not here to make empty promises. 648 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,125 We're here to win your trust. 649 00:44:09,830 --> 00:44:12,830 We're here to talk about our politician? No! 650 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:16,417 To talk about the future, we need to talk about this. 651 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:20,833 And that's why none of our leaders will speak today, 652 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:23,708 and yet our promises will reach you. 653 00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:25,542 -Long live... -Keshav! 654 00:44:25,667 --> 00:44:28,333 -Where's Ayyan? -He didn't come. 655 00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:30,417 I think he's nervous about Adi. 656 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,250 Our guest of honor for today... 657 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:40,250 might become the first Indian to colonize the Moon or explore Mars. 658 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:46,458 Let's welcome to the stage Mumbai's real superhero... 659 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,625 Our very own Adi Mani! 660 00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:08,167 -Cool sneakers, right? -Yes! 661 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,250 -Do you want them? -Yes! 662 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,292 -Then learn that speech by heart. -Sure? 663 00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:21,375 Adi! 664 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:26,458 You see, our universe has many phenomena that we are unaware of. 665 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:29,667 Didn't understand? 666 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,417 Okay. I'll say it in Hindi. 667 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:34,458 Take chocolates, for example. 668 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:38,458 All we know is chocolates are bad for our teeth. 669 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:42,542 But you're unaware that the chocolate you're relishing... 670 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:47,583 ...is made from the blood of children who slave day and night. 671 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:51,000 Give emphasis on "slave." Say, 672 00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:52,625 "Who slave day and night." 673 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,958 Who slave day and night. 674 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,250 Chocolate is made from cocoa beans. 675 00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:00,250 Two lakh children work in cocoa farms. 676 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,833 About 7,000 of them have to die every year. 677 00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:06,417 So you can enjoy your chocolate! 678 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:11,458 You must be feeling bad for those kids, but there's no way you can help them. 679 00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:14,208 If you want to help, help yourselves... 680 00:46:14,292 --> 00:46:16,583 Help every child of this tenement. 681 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,500 How long should we live in this dump? 682 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:22,420 We've gotten used to this filth. 683 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,833 So we don't think about change. 684 00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:37,875 -Adi! -Papa! 685 00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:42,375 -Adi! -Papa! 686 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:44,583 How'd you-- 687 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:48,708 From now on, I'll whisper in your ears. 688 00:46:49,292 --> 00:46:52,333 This Bluetooth is for safety. But don't get used to it. 689 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:56,167 There's only one way out of this darkness... 690 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:59,708 There's only one way out of this darkness... 691 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,292 -Redevelopment. -Redevelopment. 692 00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:06,375 Redevelopment will brighten the future of every child here. 693 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:12,208 Not just skyscrapers, the foundations of our dreams will be built here. 694 00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:15,417 Swagger will replace shame when we chant, 695 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:17,833 "We are the residents of the New BDD Complex!" 696 00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:24,125 If this kid steps into politics, 697 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,333 he'll kill it. 698 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:32,542 Now let's take a peek inside our tiny Einstein's 699 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:34,333 massive super-computer of a brain! 700 00:47:34,417 --> 00:47:36,333 Ask him any math question! 701 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:41,458 What's 786 + 3378? 702 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:47,458 -4164. -4164. 703 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:50,708 -Right answer! -Great, Adi! You're a computer! 704 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:52,420 Next? 705 00:47:56,542 --> 00:48:00,750 Adi, what's 1257 x 386? 706 00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:05,375 Four lakhs, eighty-five thousand... 707 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,708 Four lakhs, eighty-five thousand... 708 00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:09,917 -...two hundred and two. -...two hundred and two. 709 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Correct! Right again! 710 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:17,125 Adi! 711 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:20,333 I'm thankful to all the residents of BDD chawl. 712 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:25,125 Because this project cannot succeed without your support. 713 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:29,167 -Long Live... -Keshav! 714 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,875 Everyone here has signed the sheet except Shinde. 715 00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:37,333 He isn't listening to us. Come with us Ayyan. 716 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,667 I'll talk to Shinde. 717 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,000 We need two more posters. 718 00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:42,458 Why are they not here yet? 719 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,208 I'll get him alcohol. He'll sign for sure. 720 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:48,458 Okay, good. 721 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:51,833 So the plan is to construct a temple over there. 722 00:48:51,917 --> 00:48:55,583 The temple will belong to a God who brings us dignity. 723 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:56,833 The Goddess of English! 724 00:48:58,420 --> 00:48:59,583 I've even composed a hymn in her praise! 725 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:00,500 Very nice. 726 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:03,458 A, B, C, D, E 727 00:49:03,542 --> 00:49:06,958 Oh Goddess of English Praise be to thee 728 00:49:07,420 --> 00:49:09,542 A, B, C, D, E 729 00:49:10,830 --> 00:49:12,417 Oh look, Obama is following you. 730 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,500 But isn't Trump the American president? 731 00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:18,833 Trump following you isn't good. He has orange hair. That's never good. 732 00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,208 How many views? 733 00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:23,750 -200. -And followers? 734 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:27,500 5,000, but it's rising fast. 735 00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:30,500 -And Shah Rukh Khan? -Don't get ahead of yourself. 736 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:47,750 Adi! 737 00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:51,542 Adi, do you know outdoor activities sharpen your brain? 738 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:53,583 And increase the flow of oxygen. 739 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,833 Go ahead, get some. 740 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,125 Oxygen? 741 00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:13,708 What a genius kid! Bless you. 742 00:50:26,542 --> 00:50:27,667 You know? 743 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,833 When I saw Adi on stage, I couldn't believe our luck. 744 00:50:31,375 --> 00:50:33,708 It felt so unreal, 745 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,708 -I got scared. -Hey! 746 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,542 What's scary about it? 747 00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:42,583 -It's scary because it's too good. -Stamp that fear out! 748 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,625 You know, even for all these rich people driving around... 749 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:47,958 there comes a moment... 750 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,333 when everything starts to change. 751 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:05,333 Is our life changing or my bra? 752 00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:10,250 -Can't I get you a new bra? -Here, I already have. 753 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:12,167 No, it's the wrong size. 754 00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:18,830 Eighty-five percent of women in the world spend their lives in a wrong-sized bra. 755 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,830 I'm sure you measured? 756 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:24,208 How dare you hide your progress report? If you're so clever, 757 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,917 why do you keep failing? Let it be. 758 00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:30,833 I'm working in houses. 759 00:51:30,917 --> 00:51:35,167 I work my ass off all day, and you don't even bother to study? 760 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,292 Stop sending her to school then. Let her sit at home. 761 00:51:37,375 --> 00:51:40,583 Is that what you want? To sit at home all day? 762 00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:43,958 Oh look, here comes Einstein. 763 00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:46,250 What's your score out of 50? 764 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:48,458 Fifty. 765 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,792 Have some shame! You play with him all day. 766 00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:58,500 Go home! 767 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:03,583 Why did you lie to me? 768 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:07,292 I swear on Mother Mary, I'll never do it again. 769 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:11,708 Get out of the house! Sleep outside tonight! 770 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:23,875 She is so dark-skinned! 771 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:27,667 -Wow! Is that an artificial tan? -No, it isn't. 772 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,625 She charges a fortune for a ramp walk. 773 00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:34,000 You know that too! 774 00:52:34,830 --> 00:52:36,250 Everyone knows. She is very popular. 775 00:52:37,417 --> 00:52:39,333 She follows Adi on Instagram. 776 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,625 Papa! 777 00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,542 Sayali's mom beat her badly. 778 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,708 And threw her out of the house. 779 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,000 Sayali will manage. Is your brain sharp yet? 780 00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:54,375 Learn the Fibonacci series now! 781 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:19,750 Why are you here? 782 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:35,420 Sayali! 783 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:39,625 There are rats here. They'll bite you. 784 00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:44,208 What do you care? I'm here because of you. 785 00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:46,708 Sayali! 786 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:52,250 Tell your mother you'll get 40 out of 50 next time. 787 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,500 If not, should she beat you instead of me? 788 00:53:57,667 --> 00:54:01,208 -Just tell her. -I can't understand things like you can. 789 00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:08,830 -I can't either. -Sure. Am I the genius here? 790 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:11,750 Even teachers are scared of you. 791 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,792 What do you say? Photo... 792 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:18,333 Photosynthesis. It's a chemical reaction. 793 00:54:18,417 --> 00:54:19,875 How do you know this? 794 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,208 Dad makes me memorize it. I don't understand any of it. 795 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,750 Then how come you always ace the tests? 796 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,292 Or does your dad get those grades for you? 797 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,208 Does he? 798 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,792 -He brings it for me. -What does he get? 799 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:40,625 Question papers. 800 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,375 You're saying this to make me feel better? 801 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:52,208 No, I'm a fool. 802 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,833 I swear! 803 00:54:57,830 --> 00:55:00,420 I'll get you the question papers for the next exam. 804 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,583 But this is our secret between Dad and me. 805 00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:13,830 Please, don't tell anyone! I beg you. 806 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:14,542 Please! 807 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:17,167 Promise? 808 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,208 Sayali! 809 00:55:23,292 --> 00:55:24,750 Come on, your mother is calling. 810 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,250 Sayali! 811 00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:30,167 Sayali! 812 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:36,375 Sayali! 813 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:44,583 Dad, I'll score 40 out of 50 next time. 814 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,375 Let it be, idiot! 815 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:55,833 Watch the stove. I'll be right back. 816 00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:02,917 Papa! 817 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:10,875 What's up? 818 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,958 Our secret... 819 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,583 we can share it with our best friends, right? 820 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:23,830 You didn't tell anyone, did you? 821 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:27,125 Be honest. Did you? 822 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:33,830 Adi, do you know... 823 00:56:34,917 --> 00:56:36,420 who my best friend is? 824 00:56:40,375 --> 00:56:41,333 Your mother! 825 00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:47,625 Your mother is the dearest friend that I have. 826 00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:50,292 And I didn't even tell her. 827 00:56:51,167 --> 00:56:52,208 Can you imagine... 828 00:56:53,917 --> 00:56:56,875 how special our secret must be? 829 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,875 Understood? 830 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:05,375 No matter who it is, 831 00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:11,420 we never share our secret. 832 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:26,958 What? 833 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,500 You got fooled last night. 834 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:33,125 I was kidding. I actually am the genius, you know. 835 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:37,000 Really? What's 137 x 89? 836 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,792 Tell me. 837 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:45,625 All right, what's 137 + 345? 838 00:57:46,292 --> 00:57:47,458 It's easy. 839 00:57:48,830 --> 00:57:50,208 I can't deal with primitive minds like you. 840 00:57:51,417 --> 00:57:53,958 Oh yeah? We'll find out in class today. 841 00:57:55,917 --> 00:57:58,875 -I'll give you the question papers. -When? 842 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:02,417 A week before the exams. 843 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:07,208 But you promised me. You can't tell anyone. 844 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:09,625 All right. 845 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,958 Attention, everyone! 846 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:34,958 Whoever recites the most multiplication tables will get candy from all of us. 847 00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:37,292 All right! Okay! 848 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:39,458 Adi, why don't you start? 849 00:58:39,542 --> 00:58:42,583 Hey, that's way too easy for him. It's not fair. 850 00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,917 Where are you off to? 851 00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:25,333 Oh, come on! I was just kidding. 852 00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:37,167 The dreams of our great leader Dr. Ambedkar will be fulfilled by us. 853 00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,250 By our Bahujan community. 854 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,917 That day is not so far. 855 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,375 And today we move closer to fulfilling our dreams 856 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:50,420 by honoring 20 talented children from oppressed castes. 857 00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:54,375 It's a very good thing that these children will honor... 858 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:59,000 Smile, Adi! The state is honoring you. 859 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,000 There's nothing new to memorize today. 860 01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:02,625 Smile! 861 01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:03,708 Big smile! 862 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,625 I shared our secret with Sayali. I'm sorry. 863 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:24,420 -Adi! -Adi! 864 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:25,958 All the best! 865 01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:29,830 -Adi, do you remember everything? -We'll join you. 866 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:33,958 Adi is going to receive this prize. 867 01:00:43,625 --> 01:00:44,458 Come on! 868 01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:07,125 You know, Sayali, there are two kinds of people in the world. 869 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:11,750 Smart ones and slow ones. 870 01:01:16,667 --> 01:01:20,830 -You're talking about Adi, right? -No, I'm talking about your father. 871 01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:24,917 I'm smart, he's slow. That's why he's my junior at the institute. 872 01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:38,830 Do you know Uncle Bob who lives on the ground floor? 873 01:01:43,292 --> 01:01:47,125 He gets drunk every day and beats his wife and kid. 874 01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:55,830 The kid was beaten with a belt last week. She was hospitalized. 875 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,375 Do you know why he's like that? 876 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:06,292 Because he lost his job. 877 01:02:27,420 --> 01:02:30,167 Do you want your father to beat you up like Uncle Bob? 878 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:33,917 Because smart people like me can get him fired very easily. 879 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,542 Smart people can do this easily. 880 01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:46,333 He's just a clerk. 881 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:48,750 He is a bottom-rung idiot. 882 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,792 You understand? 883 01:02:51,917 --> 01:02:54,333 He's nothing but a microbe to me. 884 01:02:57,830 --> 01:02:59,167 I won't tell anyone. I swear. 885 01:02:59,917 --> 01:03:01,583 Have it! 886 01:03:01,667 --> 01:03:03,458 It's for you. 887 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:05,458 Go. 888 01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:28,830 The umbrella of night has so many holes 889 01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:32,542 Who poured acid on it Is an unsolved mystery... 890 01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,125 Come on, get ready! 891 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:48,292 Adi has been invited on the TV show Wonderkid. 892 01:04:51,917 --> 01:04:53,375 Why did they call you? 893 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,875 Because you never pick up. Can't they call me? 894 01:04:57,625 --> 01:04:59,420 I'm Adi's mother after all. 895 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:01,583 Let's go. 896 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:12,667 Mom! This milkshake is poison. 897 01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,333 There is so much sugar! Go get a new one. 898 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,833 Adi, I'm telling you. 899 01:05:19,292 --> 01:05:22,583 If you ever talk to me that way, I'll whack you. 900 01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:43,958 -It's burger time. -Yes, Papa! 901 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,583 Have it. 902 01:05:46,667 --> 01:05:50,125 Eat it, come on! 903 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,583 Very good! 904 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:14,917 Dad, I want to be on stage. 905 01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:18,583 -Why can't he be on the show? -I said no. That's final. 906 01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,792 This is a mockery of talent. 907 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,375 I didn't do all this to parade Adi around like a circus animal. 908 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:26,458 -What did you do? -I meant Adi. 909 01:06:27,830 --> 01:06:29,917 Adi's talent is not for sale. He's a true genius. 910 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,292 WT confirm weather update. 911 01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:35,625 Wind speed is 12 knots and direction is 25 degrees. 912 01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:39,208 Copy. Current balloon altitude, 15 km above sea level. 913 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:42,792 Eight degrees change at payload recovery point... 914 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,458 Yes, I am coming in a minute! Wait! 915 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,792 -Did you do it? -Yes, but this is a fraud! 916 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:15,667 There are no space microbes. What if somebody finds out? 917 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:20,917 You can ask for more time. I'm sure the Ministry will understand. 918 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,750 The samples of former balloon missions have been inconclusive. 919 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:28,250 We hope this mission will answer the question, are we alone in the universe? 920 01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:30,833 This is Rakesh Sharma with cameraman Raj reporting for Star News. 921 01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:34,542 What's up? 922 01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:38,917 The bulldog's gone berserk. Wants coconut water at this hour. 923 01:07:39,458 --> 01:07:42,292 How's Sayali doing in school? All good? 924 01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:43,708 Why are you asking about her? 925 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:46,292 I think the balloon has gone bust. 926 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:48,375 We'll be here all night. See you. 927 01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:51,958 They are a bunch of morons. 928 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,417 They will shut us down. 929 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,667 Just do what I said. 930 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,333 I have already done it. It's in the mail. 931 01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:01,292 Yes. 932 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:06,458 -Go get Ayyan. -Okay, sir. 933 01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:08,875 -What happened to the printer? -Why don't you try talking to them? 934 01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:14,625 Bulldog has asked for you. 935 01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:21,875 Yes, sir? 936 01:08:22,583 --> 01:08:25,417 No fucking printer works here! Go get the prints! 937 01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:28,542 -Which prints, sir? -I am mailing it to you now. Go! 938 01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:29,667 Go! 939 01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:38,333 Just try and understand! 940 01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:40,958 At least once! 941 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:43,542 Bear with me. 942 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:46,833 Why would I? 943 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,417 You are not going to leave your wife. 944 01:08:54,542 --> 01:08:56,333 Together we will make history. 945 01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,125 For these Newton's bastards, we were like gravity... 946 01:08:59,208 --> 01:09:00,250 Invisible. 947 01:09:01,667 --> 01:09:04,667 Even if we danced around naked, they would barely notice us. 948 01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:10,542 Acharya thought that a small man like me couldn't see through his fraud. 949 01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:16,958 His arrogance makes him forget that IQ and social status are not linked. 950 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,458 He once jeopardized Adi's future. 951 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:24,167 And today fate gives me a chance to return the favor. 952 01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:33,125 Excuse me, sir. 953 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:36,583 Yes, Mani? Now what's the problem? 954 01:09:37,542 --> 01:09:40,750 Sir, scientists can unravel the secrets of the universe. 955 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:44,208 But they can't take a printout on their own. Why is that? 956 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:51,500 Sample test results. But not from the lab, from Oparna's email. 957 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,958 Thank you, everyone, for joining us. 958 01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:04,625 Today is a big day for the institute, 959 01:10:04,708 --> 01:10:07,833 and Dr. Acharya is present himself to make the announcement. 960 01:10:07,917 --> 01:10:09,917 Please give him a big hand. 961 01:10:14,667 --> 01:10:17,375 -Where are Nambodari and Udayan? -No idea, sir. 962 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:19,458 Okay. 963 01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:24,292 Okay, let's dispense with the formalities and come straight to the point. 964 01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:30,830 Three minutes 23 seconds after the capsule reached its target in the stratosphere... 965 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:34,417 it collected samples and returned safely. 966 01:10:40,830 --> 01:10:41,500 Analyzing the samples, 967 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:48,208 I am proud to announce that India has found alien microbes. 968 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:56,833 We cannot correct these simple things but aspire to colonize the space. 969 01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:58,583 -Excuse me, sir. -Yeah? 970 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:01,625 Dr. Udayan has asked to cancel this press conference. 971 01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:03,500 Who is he to cancel this? 972 01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:05,875 These are orders of Home Ministry. 973 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:07,750 -Ministry? -Yeah. 974 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:14,420 -What's happening? -I told you something will happen. 975 01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:16,958 Just cancel the whole thing. 976 01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:25,208 Unfortunately, we have to call this off. Something urgent has come up. 977 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,167 Nothing to say about this. 978 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,420 We will reschedule and talk about this again. 979 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:37,000 Dr. Nambodari and his team 980 01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:39,792 have made a thorough inspection of the capsule samples. 981 01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:41,292 Nothing. 982 01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:43,625 Shame on you! 983 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:46,125 Exo-microbes are up there. 984 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:49,667 You need to send more balloons, as many as needed, 985 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:53,830 because that's where answers of our existence lie! 986 01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:57,833 The answer to the most profound question mankind has ever asked! 987 01:11:57,917 --> 01:11:59,417 Are we alone in the universe? 988 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:02,958 You morons, you don't have patience for the truth. You want to cut all my-- 989 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:06,458 I suggest you shut up, Dr. Acharya. What you have committed is fraud. 990 01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:11,917 And this institute could have lost its prestige, had your fraud been exposed. 991 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,375 I don't want the press to come to know about this. 992 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:19,792 You will resign, citing personal reasons, within the month. 993 01:12:21,167 --> 01:12:24,000 Or is it too much to expect a shred of dignity from you? 994 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:29,542 This evening you will release a statement saying that the capsules were damaged 995 01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:32,375 during reentry, and the samples have been contaminated. 996 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:35,125 Got it? 997 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,875 According to chaos theory and the butterfly effect, 998 01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:55,708 a kid pissing in BDD chawl can cause a tsunami in Japan. 999 01:12:57,625 --> 01:12:59,625 Horseshit theory! 1000 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:02,375 I got Acharya fired 1001 01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:05,750 which made him available to attend Adi's school event. 1002 01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:07,833 You know about the chief guest, don't you? 1003 01:13:09,292 --> 01:13:12,625 Two geniuses always end up meeting! 1004 01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:16,667 Now this butterfly effect will bring a tsunami in my life. 1005 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,542 So... 1006 01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:26,625 what's your dream, young man? 1007 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,250 What do you want to do? 1008 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:40,708 A neutron star spins 600 times per second. 1009 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:44,750 I want to see how we can harness its energy. 1010 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:51,708 Given its mass ratio, crushed atomic nuclei and speed-up process, 1011 01:13:53,958 --> 01:13:56,833 don't you think this is beyond our abilities? 1012 01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:02,583 After quantum bounce, black hole transforms into white hole. 1013 01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:17,167 Newton states that in his fifth law of motion, 1014 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,167 right? 1015 01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:25,708 Right. 1016 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:30,167 Are you sure? 1017 01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:34,375 I can't deal with primitive minds like you! 1018 01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:55,000 We were discussing science. 1019 01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:59,458 My father teaches me everything. 1020 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,375 Yes, of course. 1021 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:03,667 I can sense that. 1022 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,830 Adi, give us a moment. 1023 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:14,958 So... 1024 01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:19,333 I was just listening to your son talking nonsense. 1025 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:24,417 Fifth law of motion? 1026 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,417 When did Newton discover that? 1027 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:29,250 Sir, please don't tell anyone. It'll ruin Adi's future. 1028 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:31,208 Don't give excuses. 1029 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:35,750 What you are doing is fraud. It is immoral and unethical. 1030 01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,792 Didn't you do the same thing for your balloon mission, sir? 1031 01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:43,125 Don't you dare compare my sacrifices with your fraud! 1032 01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:46,125 Sir, I am begging you. I'm sorry, sir. 1033 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:47,958 Why? 1034 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,830 Why should I shut my mouth? 1035 01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:57,875 For the sake of science, sir. 1036 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,708 I can get you your job back at the institute. 1037 01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:34,417 So? Marriages end. Come, Ayyan. 1038 01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:37,458 But in this case, it's domestic violence. 1039 01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:41,292 I filed a case. Stay out of my personal life, if you want to keep the account. 1040 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:43,667 -Tell Madhav I'm using his cabin. -Yes, ma'am. 1041 01:16:44,625 --> 01:16:48,250 And Poornima, next time no "Dalit woman victim card" shit for me, please. 1042 01:16:51,667 --> 01:16:55,420 When were you going to tell me about the documents? After I asked you? 1043 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:58,000 Give me all the details. 1044 01:17:00,167 --> 01:17:01,708 Go to the room and ask them to wait. 1045 01:17:02,667 --> 01:17:05,875 These papers are cleared, have them delivered. 1046 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,875 And send me the Malad land files. 1047 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,708 -I thought this was about Adi. -I'm talking about Adi. 1048 01:17:12,792 --> 01:17:14,500 Dr. Acharya is a big influence on Adi. 1049 01:17:14,583 --> 01:17:19,250 I understand that. But even if Dad pulls some strings, I can't promise anything. 1050 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:23,125 Anuja, people are concerned about places of worship. 1051 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:26,000 No one gives a damn about research institutes. 1052 01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:29,458 It's important to get Dr. Acharya his job back. 1053 01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,542 Please try. 1054 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:36,667 Dad? 1055 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:40,792 Are you still in touch with the Science and Technology Minister? 1056 01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:43,250 Hello, mom? Mom? 1057 01:17:44,830 --> 01:17:46,830 There's some network problem here. 1058 01:17:47,542 --> 01:17:48,375 What? 1059 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:51,250 Mom, there's a network issue. 1060 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,708 Falls on earth with metereo-- 1061 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,542 It's meteorites. 1062 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:59,292 -With meteorites. -And what does that mean? 1063 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,417 It's written here. 1064 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:06,830 Written? Don't you ever feel curious to ask? 1065 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:11,458 These unknown... 1066 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,458 diseases... 1067 01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:16,542 are spreading... 1068 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:18,875 Cause of space microbes. 1069 01:18:20,417 --> 01:18:22,625 -Their cure... -Their cure? 1070 01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:32,375 What about their cure? 1071 01:18:34,917 --> 01:18:35,750 Forgot? 1072 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,667 Don't you remember? 1073 01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:43,000 What if the Bluetooth stops working on stage? 1074 01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:48,125 Or if the call drops? I'm killing myself for your future! 1075 01:18:49,420 --> 01:18:50,708 You can't learn a bloody speech! 1076 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:04,830 Learn it! 1077 01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:07,250 Stop making faces! 1078 01:19:12,792 --> 01:19:14,917 Write multiple times if you need to. 1079 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,583 Every word needs to be etched in your brain. 1080 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:30,875 Hey Adi, can you calculate the velocity and displacement of your head 1081 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:33,708 if this ball knocks it off? 1082 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:44,125 What's the formula for a megameter? 1083 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,375 Hey, Adi! 1084 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,917 I'm tired. Get me some chlorophyll. 1085 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,333 Tell me the equation for Pythagoras' theorem! 1086 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,958 Adi! 1087 01:20:06,420 --> 01:20:09,417 -Adi, what's sinθ/cosθ? -Don't worry! 1088 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,250 Your father is smart. He'll handle everything. 1089 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:13,917 Answer your mom! 1090 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,292 Hey, Adi! 1091 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,250 What's the formula of gravity? 1092 01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:23,167 And what's Newton's third law? 1093 01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:27,250 Adi, we want the value of pi! 1094 01:20:27,333 --> 01:20:30,833 -What is the value of pi? -He doesn't know. 1095 01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:32,250 Go home, son. 1096 01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:45,830 Adi! 1097 01:20:45,167 --> 01:20:52,167 Adi! 1098 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:57,250 Adi! 1099 01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:05,420 Space microbes are microorganisms... 1100 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:07,875 from another planet... 1101 01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:13,375 er... galaxy. 1102 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:18,125 They fell... are falling... 1103 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,333 on Earth... every day. 1104 01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:29,417 On meteorites, they fall on Earth. 1105 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:33,167 ...with meteorites. 1106 01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:37,375 My research shows that... 1107 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:41,625 space microbes 1108 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:44,917 are responsible... 1109 01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:47,792 for the life-threatening diseases... 1110 01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:57,667 spreading in our city. 1111 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:08,250 Current medical science is unable to understand these diseases. 1112 01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:11,542 Why are you not saying? 1113 01:22:13,830 --> 01:22:14,250 Adi! 1114 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,830 Why are you not saying? 1115 01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:31,833 Adi! 1116 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,333 Mom! 1117 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:39,875 Mom! 1118 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,833 Mom! 1119 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:50,420 -Mom! -Adi! 1120 01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:52,917 Call the ambulance! 1121 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,375 -Adi! -What happened! 1122 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:58,583 Please call the ambulance. 1123 01:23:12,417 --> 01:23:16,125 Ma'am, how's Adi? Sir! 1124 01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:18,875 Excuse me, sir, just one question! How's Adi? 1125 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,292 Leave us alone! 1126 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,750 Just one question sir! 1127 01:23:22,292 --> 01:23:26,667 An unwell Adi made an important statement today. 1128 01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:30,458 Deadly diseases are being spread by space microbes. 1129 01:23:30,542 --> 01:23:35,208 It's a matter of grave concern that the government is not taking this seriously. 1130 01:23:35,292 --> 01:23:37,417 Recently, Dr. Arvind Acharya, 1131 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:41,250 a researcher on space microbes, has been fired from NIFR. 1132 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:43,875 Stay tuned for our special report tonight, 1133 01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:46,542 The Space Microbes Armageddon. 1134 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:04,500 He's better. 1135 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,375 I'll call in sick today. 1136 01:24:18,208 --> 01:24:19,167 Adi! 1137 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:25,833 Adi! 1138 01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,458 Stop fooling me. 1139 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:35,458 I'm not going to fall for this, okay? 1140 01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:40,167 Why didn't you learn the speech? 1141 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,830 I can't handle all this alone. 1142 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:49,458 I can't do this. 1143 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:55,708 Forget it. Let's stop all this. Okay. 1144 01:24:57,420 --> 01:25:00,875 Let me announce that you're a normal kid and not some genius. 1145 01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:02,708 Okay? 1146 01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:06,958 All finished. Happy? 1147 01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:11,000 No, Papa! I'll prepare! 1148 01:25:11,830 --> 01:25:13,500 No, you won't. You'll just waste time. 1149 01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,458 Go down and play with those useless kids... 1150 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:18,458 by the gutter. 1151 01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,830 Hello? 1152 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:42,417 Hold on. 1153 01:25:43,167 --> 01:25:46,125 Thank God Adi's fine. I was really worried. 1154 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:48,708 The schedule for the month is packed. 1155 01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:50,708 That's why I've told you. 1156 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:53,250 We need to help Dr. Acharya. 1157 01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:56,292 Adi is worried sick about him. 1158 01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:58,917 I'll make it happen. Don't worry. 1159 01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:02,875 We have the signatures. Tell me what's happening with the chawl. 1160 01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:05,583 Oh, no! You say... 1161 01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:09,417 So I was thinking, of course after Adi is fine... 1162 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:12,792 We should nominate him for the Guinness Book of World Records. 1163 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:17,750 As the youngest person ever to recite the first 1,000 prime numbers, 1164 01:26:17,833 --> 01:26:19,625 or the first 500 digits of pi? 1165 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,375 It'll be great for PR. 1166 01:26:22,167 --> 01:26:23,958 We've got a list of things Adi can do. 1167 01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,750 My team has that list. I'll get it. 1168 01:26:27,792 --> 01:26:30,208 Isha? Get me that list on Adi, please. 1169 01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:09,208 Some kid speaks about space microbes, 1170 01:27:09,292 --> 01:27:12,420 and the Ministry is going to put this fraud back in this chair? 1171 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:15,542 Ministry is only considering it. They have not put him back yet. 1172 01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:20,750 Dr. Acharya, please finish the note that the medical reports are okay. 1173 01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:24,292 Bullshit! I will expose everything if this man is allowed on the campus anymore. 1174 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:27,417 You will be exposed as well, for spying on me. 1175 01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:31,875 What? 1176 01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:35,167 How dare you level these allegations on me? 1177 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,708 I always respected you, Arvind. I didn't spy on you. 1178 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,333 It was your assistant, Ayyan Mani, who informed me of your fraud. 1179 01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:55,000 People say geniuses have the wisdom to think before they act. 1180 01:27:55,500 --> 01:27:56,375 Bollocks! 1181 01:27:56,917 --> 01:28:00,333 Angry genius Acharya acted just like an ordinary Ayyan. 1182 01:28:00,917 --> 01:28:03,833 He wrote a letter to Keshav spilling the beans on Adi. 1183 01:28:03,917 --> 01:28:08,583 For once, Acharya focused more on something other than his balloon mission. 1184 01:28:08,667 --> 01:28:10,667 So he could ruin my life. 1185 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:15,125 What the fuck is this? 1186 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:19,875 I told you... 1187 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,250 not to rely on them. 1188 01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:27,583 Now he and his Sachin will take us down. 1189 01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:31,420 You didn't even give a damn about Adi. 1190 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:32,958 They can both go to hell. 1191 01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:36,333 15,000 people have agreed on the redevelopment project. 1192 01:28:37,333 --> 01:28:38,417 What about them? 1193 01:28:39,542 --> 01:28:40,958 These are our people! 1194 01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:43,250 I can't leave them homeless. 1195 01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:46,625 -Sir, I was about to-- -Shut the fuck up! 1196 01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:50,958 Who else knows about this? 1197 01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:55,417 This letter guy... 1198 01:28:56,708 --> 01:28:57,917 and your clown child... 1199 01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:01,958 are your problems. Deal with them. 1200 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:04,420 Dad, that's enough! 1201 01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:08,542 -For God's sake, he's a kid. -I should've never listened to you. 1202 01:29:10,833 --> 01:29:12,500 You stay out of this! 1203 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:16,917 If their little fraud becomes public, 1204 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,958 the redevelopment project will look like a scam. 1205 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,625 The Home Minister is coming to this event 1206 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,542 to induct Anuja in their party. 1207 01:29:32,833 --> 01:29:34,542 I want Adi there. 1208 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:39,375 And the paparazzi that follows him around, I want that too. 1209 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,708 If anything goes wrong at the event... 1210 01:29:46,208 --> 01:29:47,125 anything at all... 1211 01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:52,917 then you and your family... 1212 01:29:55,792 --> 01:29:56,625 Get it? 1213 01:30:00,542 --> 01:30:01,375 Out! 1214 01:30:03,708 --> 01:30:04,625 Out! 1215 01:30:09,792 --> 01:30:10,792 Look Anuja, 1216 01:30:11,708 --> 01:30:14,250 if you have a problem with all this, you can step away. 1217 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:18,420 Go back abroad after my party merges. 1218 01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:20,333 I'm not going anywhere, Dad. 1219 01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:24,420 I have been offered the ticket, not you! 1220 01:30:43,830 --> 01:30:44,292 What's this con you're playing? 1221 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:49,417 Passing off your idiot child as a genius and scamming the world? 1222 01:30:52,292 --> 01:30:54,542 -What's this? -Question papers! 1223 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,750 Sayali had them. 1224 01:30:57,292 --> 01:31:00,458 Two slaps and she spilled her guts! 1225 01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:01,583 Now the whole world will... 1226 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,875 spit at you. 1227 01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:09,875 -I'll strip both of you naked. -Motherfucker! Come here. 1228 01:31:09,958 --> 01:31:13,417 What will you say? That my kid is not a genius? 1229 01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:16,375 Fucking prick! That I'm running a scam? 1230 01:31:17,167 --> 01:31:18,750 Who's going to listen to you? 1231 01:31:19,417 --> 01:31:22,583 All of BDD chawl owes its new houses to Adi and me. 1232 01:31:23,125 --> 01:31:27,167 I'm taking dumb fucks like you out of this hell, you son of a bitch. 1233 01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:31,000 And if you're still itching to out me, don't forget! 1234 01:31:31,830 --> 01:31:32,792 Keshav Dhawre is backing me, the former minister. 1235 01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:38,625 Just one word and his men will hack you to pieces. Asshole! 1236 01:31:43,417 --> 01:31:45,833 I've struggled with this filth since I was a kid. 1237 01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:49,208 I decided long back 1238 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:52,500 that my son will rise above it. 1239 01:31:58,333 --> 01:31:59,750 My son is a genius. 1240 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:03,420 Because his father isn't a dumb fuck like you. 1241 01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:06,125 Asshole! 1242 01:32:10,830 --> 01:32:11,750 Adi will have all those things... 1243 01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:16,125 that our community has been deprived of. 1244 01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:28,625 What got into you? 1245 01:32:31,917 --> 01:32:33,750 You shouldn't have said such things. 1246 01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:35,917 I'm sorry, man. 1247 01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:52,542 What's wrong? 1248 01:32:56,458 --> 01:32:58,458 What's wrong? Adi! 1249 01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:02,250 Adi! 1250 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,875 -What happened? -Dad, I have memorized it. 1251 01:33:10,167 --> 01:33:11,750 I remember it all. 1252 01:33:12,917 --> 01:33:14,750 Please don't tell anyone. 1253 01:33:16,830 --> 01:33:18,583 Space microbes are... 1254 01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:22,750 existing... 1255 01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:25,208 -Adi, forget it... -Space microbes. 1256 01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:28,667 Relax! It's okay. 1257 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,625 Ayyan! Can you come? Bob is beating his wife again. 1258 01:33:35,125 --> 01:33:36,250 Come... 1259 01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:40,333 Causing diseases. Exist... 1260 01:33:41,830 --> 01:33:44,420 Existing medical science is not ready for this. 1261 01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:56,420 Space microbes... 1262 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,542 Chocolate made from cocoa beans. 1263 01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:05,420 It kills thousands each year. 1264 01:34:06,208 --> 01:34:09,250 So you can relish the taste. 1265 01:34:11,830 --> 01:34:12,917 Photosynthesis... 1266 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,000 -Dad, I remember... -Adi, I'll stop this. 1267 01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:16,625 -We'll not repeat it. -Dad, I remember. 1268 01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:18,458 Green pigment chlorophyll... 1269 01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:22,583 The atmospheric pressure on Venus is 92 times greater than the Earth. 1270 01:34:22,667 --> 01:34:23,917 Adi, let's stop all this. 1271 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,250 Adi, please stop. It's all over. I promise. Never again. 1272 01:34:28,792 --> 01:34:33,583 Atmospheric pressure on Venus is 92 times greater than the Earth. 1273 01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:46,750 Adi! What are you doing? I told you, it's over. 1274 01:34:48,917 --> 01:34:49,750 What's wrong? 1275 01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:52,708 You go out. This is our secret! 1276 01:34:52,792 --> 01:34:57,420 I am not sharing it with anyone. Go out! 1277 01:35:10,708 --> 01:35:11,667 Which secret? 1278 01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:15,830 Dad! 1279 01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:51,000 What secret was Adi talking about? 1280 01:35:57,667 --> 01:35:59,292 You better answer, or else... 1281 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:26,250 I wish you were dead! 1282 01:36:30,792 --> 01:36:34,830 My uncle had planned... 1283 01:36:34,958 --> 01:36:36,750 to marry me off to a pimp. 1284 01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:40,830 Because he didn't ask for any dowry. 1285 01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:43,375 But then you and your family came along 1286 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:47,958 agreeing to bear the cost of the wedding. So my uncle married me off to you. 1287 01:36:49,708 --> 01:36:54,750 Today, I wish I had married that pimp instead. 1288 01:36:56,420 --> 01:37:00,417 He would've been abusive, but at least he'd have been a better father. 1289 01:37:01,958 --> 01:37:04,125 He wouldn't have sold his son off like you did. 1290 01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:09,000 I did it all for Adi. 1291 01:37:09,830 --> 01:37:12,750 Shut up. You did all this for yourself. 1292 01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:15,875 You have issues with the world. Adi does not. 1293 01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:20,000 And what did you accomplish? 1294 01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:23,500 We're still in this rented pigeonhole. 1295 01:37:25,208 --> 01:37:27,208 Lies upon lies upon lies. 1296 01:37:29,167 --> 01:37:31,167 Adi! 1297 01:37:39,167 --> 01:37:40,750 -Adi! -Adi! 1298 01:37:40,833 --> 01:37:45,000 -Adi! -Adi! 1299 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:54,167 Black hole. 1300 01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:59,958 The gravity in a black hole is so strong that even light can't escape it. 1301 01:38:01,830 --> 01:38:03,625 Every giant star ends up a black hole, 1302 01:38:04,667 --> 01:38:06,667 collapsing into itself. 1303 01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:09,167 Nothing escapes. 1304 01:38:10,417 --> 01:38:14,420 Dark times remind you of your darkest memories, 1305 01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:16,833 the ones we can never forget. 1306 01:38:19,830 --> 01:38:21,292 I understand, sir. 1307 01:38:21,792 --> 01:38:23,792 Yeah. Can we meet once? 1308 01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:30,708 I wouldn't have asked you if it wasn't important, sir. 1309 01:38:31,375 --> 01:38:32,333 Please, sir. 1310 01:38:56,292 --> 01:38:58,830 Watch him. He'll go somewhere. 1311 01:38:58,167 --> 01:39:00,417 Far away from you, hopefully. 1312 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:03,000 Why the hell are we here? 1313 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:06,830 What did I say? Be patient. 1314 01:39:11,830 --> 01:39:12,375 -Ayyan. -Sir. 1315 01:39:14,667 --> 01:39:17,830 -Thanks for coming, sir. -Why have you called me? 1316 01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:20,333 So you and that politician can threaten me? 1317 01:39:21,830 --> 01:39:25,125 Sir, this is a letter from the Ministry giving you your job back. 1318 01:39:25,708 --> 01:39:27,250 You're trying to bribe me? 1319 01:39:27,875 --> 01:39:31,417 Sir, I can't do much for you, but I can do something. 1320 01:39:33,208 --> 01:39:36,750 This isn't a deal. I don't want anything in return. 1321 01:39:36,833 --> 01:39:37,708 Trust me, sir. 1322 01:39:37,792 --> 01:39:40,708 Please sit, sir. 1323 01:39:44,333 --> 01:39:46,000 There's another reason for calling you here. 1324 01:39:48,250 --> 01:39:50,542 Do you see that photograph, sir? 1325 01:39:51,625 --> 01:39:56,625 Global Earth Conference Photograph of the Year 1991 by Robert Addington. 1326 01:39:59,420 --> 01:40:00,792 That's my village, Korathi. 1327 01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:02,333 Who is she? 1328 01:40:03,333 --> 01:40:04,458 My mother. 1329 01:40:07,830 --> 01:40:11,000 My parents were farm laborers. My father was illiterate. 1330 01:40:12,333 --> 01:40:16,830 But he knew labor can only earn you a livelihood, not a life. 1331 01:40:17,333 --> 01:40:19,667 Lower castes weren't even allowed inside the school. 1332 01:40:22,333 --> 01:40:25,750 Mr. Robert was here on an international assignment. 1333 01:40:26,917 --> 01:40:28,625 Rumor was that... 1334 01:40:29,792 --> 01:40:32,830 the woman whose photograph will be selected 1335 01:40:32,167 --> 01:40:33,917 would get a prize of 10,000 rupees. 1336 01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:36,958 So my father took my mother. 1337 01:40:47,958 --> 01:40:49,417 And that boy? 1338 01:40:51,375 --> 01:40:56,000 That's me, sir. Mr. Robert took a photo of my mother. 1339 01:40:58,292 --> 01:40:59,417 But not this photo. 1340 01:41:01,167 --> 01:41:03,167 So my father asked... 1341 01:41:04,958 --> 01:41:06,542 what he thought of her photo. 1342 01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:12,292 Mr. Robert casually said that she looked too healthy for a farm laborer. 1343 01:41:14,917 --> 01:41:19,458 My father got scared. I don't know what he did, 1344 01:41:20,375 --> 01:41:23,167 but my mother lost five kilograms in two weeks. 1345 01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:30,208 He took her back to Mr. Robert and said, "Click her now!" 1346 01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:36,833 Two months later in Copenhagen, that photograph won a prize of $200,000. 1347 01:41:37,833 --> 01:41:43,833 Mr. Robert sent us 20 grand instead of 10 with a note that said, 1348 01:41:45,958 --> 01:41:49,958 "It was not the photograph that was chosen by the world, 1349 01:41:51,292 --> 01:41:52,250 it was her." 1350 01:41:56,420 --> 01:41:59,250 Before my mother could learn that she was chosen by the world, 1351 01:42:01,667 --> 01:42:02,917 she was dead. 1352 01:42:05,667 --> 01:42:07,500 My brother was born premature, 1353 01:42:08,417 --> 01:42:12,417 and he, too, died within a few hours. 1354 01:42:22,958 --> 01:42:26,500 But after that, I never had to labor on a farm. 1355 01:42:27,417 --> 01:42:29,750 Twenty grand was a lot of money for us. 1356 01:42:30,417 --> 01:42:31,375 My... 1357 01:42:32,167 --> 01:42:34,417 The price of my education... 1358 01:42:35,167 --> 01:42:38,000 was the lives of my mother and brother. 1359 01:42:39,167 --> 01:42:44,333 When I realized that Adi is a slow learner and might be expelled from school... 1360 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:46,958 I couldn't control myself, sir. 1361 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:51,750 Your angst is right, 1362 01:42:54,420 --> 01:42:55,833 but your actions are not. 1363 01:42:58,625 --> 01:43:01,420 Your son has replaced you in that photograph. 1364 01:43:03,875 --> 01:43:05,250 I know, sir. 1365 01:43:06,208 --> 01:43:10,208 I realize that my child has become the clown of my own circus. 1366 01:43:10,750 --> 01:43:13,875 -Don't say that. -It's the truth. 1367 01:43:16,167 --> 01:43:20,708 I never wanted Adi to be like me, sir. 1368 01:43:20,792 --> 01:43:23,792 I always wanted him to be like sir. Didn't I? 1369 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,830 Kids are like flowers. 1370 01:43:28,875 --> 01:43:30,167 Either they bloom... 1371 01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:32,167 or die. 1372 01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:35,667 But you have to keep watering the seeds. 1373 01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:38,542 If you don't let him be, 1374 01:43:40,875 --> 01:43:41,875 you will destroy him. 1375 01:43:46,875 --> 01:43:48,250 But sir... 1376 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:51,833 Keshav won't listen. 1377 01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:57,167 The bigger worry is your son, not Keshav. 1378 01:44:04,458 --> 01:44:06,458 I will give you the exit strategy. 1379 01:44:10,333 --> 01:44:14,583 The combined IQ in the station is literally in the stratosphere today. 1380 01:44:14,667 --> 01:44:19,875 Boys and girls, we have Dr. Arvind Acharya and the wonder kid himself, Adi... 1381 01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:22,833 Don't stare at me. Listen, it's about your son. 1382 01:44:22,917 --> 01:44:25,917 -Good morning, Dr. Acharya. -Well, I'm happy. 1383 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:30,292 We have the government back on our side, and all because I have Adi on mine. 1384 01:44:31,830 --> 01:44:35,000 My life's work is being funded by the grace of this young man now. 1385 01:44:35,830 --> 01:44:40,625 That is outstanding. And Adi, before we begin, please tell us in a second 1386 01:44:40,708 --> 01:44:45,792 -what is 102 x 223? -Please don't answer that, Adi. 1387 01:44:45,875 --> 01:44:49,333 Science is not about gimmicks such as mental multiplications. 1388 01:44:49,917 --> 01:44:53,792 He's a child, and all of us seem to have forgotten that. 1389 01:44:55,458 --> 01:44:58,917 He needs to grow. He has lots to learn, and he will learn. 1390 01:45:00,167 --> 01:45:01,958 He needs to play and have friends. 1391 01:45:02,875 --> 01:45:08,417 Allow him his childhood, and I promise you he will change the world. 1392 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:12,958 I also urge Adi's father not to make him into an exhibition. 1393 01:45:13,583 --> 01:45:15,208 I hope his father is listening. 1394 01:45:16,875 --> 01:45:21,542 You know, Adi, in my career of 30 years, all I have seen is... 1395 01:45:22,333 --> 01:45:24,750 -failure. -Failure? 1396 01:45:24,833 --> 01:45:28,542 Yes! You know what the great thing about failure is? 1397 01:45:30,830 --> 01:45:31,420 You learn. 1398 01:45:31,958 --> 01:45:33,958 So it's okay if you fail. 1399 01:45:52,830 --> 01:45:53,917 Adi, you wait here. I'm coming, okay? 1400 01:45:54,958 --> 01:45:59,875 From the first day, Anuja believed in Adi's potential. 1401 01:45:59,958 --> 01:46:00,792 Dad? 1402 01:46:01,292 --> 01:46:04,667 -After meeting Adi, Anuja told me that... -Dad! 1403 01:46:04,750 --> 01:46:08,583 ...Dad, from now onwards, 1404 01:46:08,667 --> 01:46:13,208 Adi, who is living in Chawl, is our responsibility. 1405 01:46:13,708 --> 01:46:18,250 -Once he's grown, he will make our future. -Dad! 1406 01:46:18,333 --> 01:46:21,792 -But we have to make his present. -Dad! 1407 01:46:22,208 --> 01:46:27,875 Adi is busy in his studies and research, 1408 01:46:27,958 --> 01:46:31,917 but still he came here to become a part of this auspicious event. 1409 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:35,667 Let us all welcome Adi Mani! 1410 01:46:39,667 --> 01:46:40,625 Adi! 1411 01:46:42,420 --> 01:46:46,250 Adi, just speak your mind. You aren't bound by anyone anymore. 1412 01:46:48,830 --> 01:46:49,830 Not even me! 1413 01:47:30,458 --> 01:47:32,208 I don't know anything. 1414 01:47:38,420 --> 01:47:40,420 Whatever I say... 1415 01:47:41,750 --> 01:47:44,000 my father has taught me. 1416 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,250 I'm here only because of him. 1417 01:47:56,417 --> 01:47:58,417 I don't know anything. 1418 01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:03,750 What a humble child! 1419 01:50:13,167 --> 01:50:14,333 Get down. 1420 01:50:36,583 --> 01:50:37,417 Come. 1421 01:50:42,125 --> 01:50:43,875 -I will pay you tomorrow. -Okay 1422 01:50:49,958 --> 01:50:51,333 He passed in all subjects. 1423 01:50:53,830 --> 01:50:54,500 Scored 55%. 1424 01:50:58,125 --> 01:50:59,750 He's performing much better now. 1425 01:51:01,542 --> 01:51:03,125 You should encourage him a bit. 1426 01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:08,875 Nothing I say reaches him. 1427 01:51:10,750 --> 01:51:13,667 If it comes from you, he'll work harder. 1428 01:51:20,125 --> 01:51:21,542 Okay, I'm going to the shop. 1429 01:51:24,167 --> 01:51:26,167 Why don't you help out with the shop? 1430 01:51:28,958 --> 01:51:31,167 At least say something. 1431 01:51:35,458 --> 01:51:36,792 Primitive minds... 1432 01:51:39,125 --> 01:51:40,583 I can't deal with you. 1433 01:52:02,375 --> 01:52:07,167 Dad, what we are going to buy with Aunty Anuja's money? 1434 01:52:10,250 --> 01:52:15,420 Now the Creator will play his game The moon is the ball 1435 01:52:15,125 --> 01:52:19,792 All the girls will be attentive calls throughout the city 1436 01:52:19,875 --> 01:52:24,542 Now the Creator will play his game The moon is the ball 1437 01:52:24,625 --> 01:52:29,125 All the girls will be attentive Calls throughout the city 1438 01:52:29,208 --> 01:52:31,542 You can't mess with the game 1439 01:52:31,625 --> 01:52:34,250 The whistle will blow anytime 1440 01:52:34,333 --> 01:52:38,333 Blow it cautiously, or you'll be exposed 1441 01:52:48,583 --> 01:52:53,830 Night is a black umbrella with many holes 1442 01:52:53,167 --> 01:52:57,458 Who poured acid on it Remains a mystery 1443 01:53:27,125 --> 01:53:31,792 We are thugs 1444 01:53:31,875 --> 01:53:36,292 We mess with everyone 1445 01:53:36,708 --> 01:53:41,417 We are thugs 1446 01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:46,167 We mess with everyone 1447 01:53:46,250 --> 01:53:48,458 But mess with Him with caution 1448 01:53:48,542 --> 01:53:50,708 But mess with Him with caution 1449 01:53:50,792 --> 01:53:54,958 Or you will have to pay for it 1450 01:54:05,375 --> 01:54:10,125 Night is a black umbrella with many holes 1451 01:54:10,208 --> 01:54:14,292 Who poured acid on it Remains a mystery