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- No, I don't think it's
conditioning at all,

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like I've literally been into girls

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since the first time I
remember seeing titties.

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- Yeah, but how do you know
that that came from you?

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Are you sure you weren't just
conditioned to like them,

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because your mom and dad
were out there showing you

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what the societal norm was?

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- No, I just think that my penis pointed

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in a specific direction,

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and I followed it.

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- You're an idiot.

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Okay, what's a four
letter word for unwritten?

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- Oral.

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- You're not a complete moron, after all.

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- Yeah, respect me, son.

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Put some respect on my name.

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- How do you not remember this?

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Back in the day in like ancient Greece,

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wait this controller, the
controller's sticking.

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They didn't associate sexual
relations with binary labels,

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bro, I can't,

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I can't with this controller
- Hey, don't break my shit.

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- I'm not.

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What was I saying?

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- Something with the labels.

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- Right, right.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So Spartan men, Spartan warriors

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would like straight up bang each other

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before they went into battles.

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It was like a bonding thing.
- Bullshit.

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- Okay, well you're in the same
ancient history class as me.

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So I don't know if
you're not listening or--

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- No, I'm too busy getting sloppy blowies

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underneath the desk.

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- Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure.

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'Cause I'm a badass.

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- Jackass.

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- You want to go again?

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- Yes, I want to go again.

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No, don't get me wrong,

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I obviously understand

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why men can be attracted to other men.

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I'm not homophobic to
the bros, bromophobic.

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- Nice one.

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- Thank you.

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But I'm just saying like I
can differentiate between

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like seeing a handsome dude

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and objectively thinking,
oh that guy is good looking

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and then conversely seeing a woman

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and thinking, I want to get
her pregnant on purpose.

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- You've always had such a way with words.

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- Thank you.

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- No, you're the cutest human.

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- Not true.

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- I've literally never

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seen a human--
- Hey, you ready?

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- Yeah, okay, all right baby,

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we're gonna go get something to eat

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but I love you, I love you so much.

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- Hey Olivia.

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- [Olivia] Hi Jay.

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- Hi, I love you more.

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I love you more than Alex.

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- That's not true.

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- Say that you love me more than Alex.

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- Don't say it, don't say it.

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- [Olivia] I love you.

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- That's unbelievable.

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- So basically you're saying

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we should all be like dogs in the park

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just smashing everything
that comes around.

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- Can I get some of that?

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- Hey, what's up, Jim?

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- What's up, fellas, party tonight?

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- Backgammon.

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- Man, no wonder no one likes
you in this neighborhood.

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- Yo, I just, I find it interesting

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that in some cultures
it wasn't as stigmatized

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as it is today.

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Hey, don't drop that.

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- [Both] Whoa.

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- Like look, I think that society

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has had a profound impact

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on the way that we think about

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and metabolize our sexual instincts.

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- Yeah, I don't know, it feels
really cut and dry to me.

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- Well yeah, that's
'cause you're a puppet.

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- Oh word?

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- You're a pawn in the system.

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Throw it.

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- No, this is precious cargo,

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you're gonna drop it.

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(fizzing)

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- Don't waste it, don't
waste it, don't waste it.

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You play a really
unsophisticated game, Jay.

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If you keep making those same mistakes,

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I'm just gonna keep pouncing on your ass.

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It's all right.

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You want to go again?

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- Let's kiss.

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- What's that?

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Quit fucking around man.

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(laughing)

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Kill you.

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- What?

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You've been going on and
on about this all day.

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Let's get to the bottom of it.

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- You serious?

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- Why not?

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- A few reasons.

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A, I have a girlfriend,

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so technically I'd be cheating.

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- Don't agree with that.

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- B, you're not my man type, sorry.

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- Ow, that hurts.

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- And C, we've been best friends

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since we were like 11 years old

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so this is just a weird,

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it's a weird thing on all fronts.

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I'm not gonna--

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- Dude, okay, dude, after
you fucked that girl Emily,

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you told me that she looked

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like a Yugoslavian hit
man, those are your words,

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I know for a fact that I'm cuter than her

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and besides, I've made out

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with so many of my friends that are girls,

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it's not weird at all.

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It's like eating a peanut butter sandwich.

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Like I don't love peanut
butter but I'll eat it.

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And according to you,

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this is a similar transaction.

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- You seem pretty cavalier

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for a guy that's been putting
up such a fuss all day.

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- No, I haven't been fussing.

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I just think it's a simple thing

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that I know the answer too

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but you made some compelling points

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and I'm willing to test your theory.

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Plus, I'm schwasted.

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- So like now?

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- You want me to buy you dinner first or?

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All right, let's forget this.

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It's stupid.
- No, no, no,

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no, you know what man, no, you're right,

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you're right, you're right.

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I'm down if you're down.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- All right.
- All right, let's go.

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- Let's do it.

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Let's go.

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- We should flip a coin first

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and two out of three.

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Two out of three, we'll do it.

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- If we're not feeling
it, let's not force--

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- It's not that I'm not feeling it,

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it's not that I'm not feeling it, man,

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it's just that if I go in for it

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and you pull away,

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then you will literally
never let me live down.

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- I'm not gonna pull away.

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Let's just go let's go.

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- You're dead serious?

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- Yes, shit, yes, let's do it.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Tongue or no tongue?

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- Dude, you know you're stressing me out,

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let's just kiss,

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just kiss the way that you kiss.

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- My bad, my bad.

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Okay, I'm gonna use tongue.

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I'm not, I'm not, okay.

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- Just get closer.

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- Yeah.

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(phone buzzing)

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Oh shit.

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Hey, hey baby.

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Why are you calling me about
cutting your bangs right now?

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No yeah, babe,

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her face is just shaped
differently than yours.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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No, I'm not saying

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that they wouldn't look good on you,

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obviously they would look good on you

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but it's just,

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oh okay, so baby, I know that this feels

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like world changing right now

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but is there any way
that we can pick this up

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like tomorrow or?

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Great, yeah, thank you.

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No, look, they'll look great,

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you'd look great with them.

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I want you to do it, okay.

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All right, bye baby.

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- You want a?

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- I think I'm still good.

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- Okay, all right.

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- You want to go again?

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(hip hop music)