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Do you, Marta, take Zac Efron,
to love and honor until...
No, no, no!
I married Zac last week!
Today it was meant to be Beckham.
OUT OF MY LEAGUE
11 YEARS LATER
You know all those fairy tales little girls get told,
like the ugly duckling who turns into a swan,
or caterpillars that eventually become butterflies?
Well... in the end...
I stayed a caterpillar.
But don't feel sorry for me, because...
believe me, the worst is yet to come.
Fuck! It's huge!
Luckily, I have my friends.
I'll take the biggest room.
Jacopo.
Jacopo is not fashionable.
Jacopo is fashion.
And from an early age his mission was clear:
to fight bad taste.
So?
Mom... better with the ballet flats.
Try these.
-You can't have the biggest room! -Yes, I can! I'm the only male.
Hey, male!
When you want a rematch at arm wrestling, let me know.
Federica.
If you call her Fede, she'll head-butt you.
Well, honey? You never tell us anything.
How's school?
She came out when she was 13.
Well, Anna and I are dating now.
She's always been sensitive... Her poor parents!
But... that cute little boy!
The one who's always with you! What's his name?
-Jacopo! -He's dating Matteo.
At least they console themselves knowing they raised...
a math genius!
MONEY
Does someone still have to put money in the kitty?
She invented a method to count cards in poker.
She's cleaning out every illegal gambling den in town!
So, we were saying? The rooms?
Let's make a list of the pros and cons of each room!
I love lists!
Lists... are... life!
What a pain, your lists!
Go!
-Fuck, the dust! -Where's her nebulizer?
In the end, I lost the biggest room.
But don't feel sorry for me...
the worst is yet to come.
But it won't be long.
My parents died when I was three.
A car crash.
They're the ones who left me this house...
and a rare genetic disease,
with a name I'll never be able to thank them enough for:
mucoviscidosis.
Nothing too dramatic! But if you don't take enzymes with every meal,
use the nebulizer, do respiratory physiotherapy
and avoid damp places full of germs,
your lungs fill with mucus, you get an infection and, well...
you die.
Now you can feel sorry for me.
Have you seen all those films where the heroine has a fatal illness,
but despite all the chemo and respirators
she's a total babe and is dating the coolest guy in school?
Well, that ain't my film.
Guys! Don't worry! Everything's gonna be all right!
OK.
Marta? Come in.
No, guys! You know the rules!
You two wait here.
So, Marta, how do you feel?
Did you have any other attacks?
No, I don't think so.
Ah, yes... The other day I had a catarrhal coughing fit,
but it was the dust.
The house my parents left me is finally free and we moved in.
You've no idea what state it was in...
Marta, I've decided to interrupt the therapy you were undergoing.
Why? Am I cured?
OK, come on, a sense of humor here!
What does this mean?
It means that it didn't work this time either.
Doesn't it, Doctor?
How long have I got?
-What the fuck! -Let him answer!
See, for mucoviscidosis patients, time... is relative.
What counts is your attitude.
The major or minor goals you can achieve
can help us... gain time!
And so, I mean it! Keep your head up!
Thank you, Doctor. Seriously, you've opened up a world for me.
Except I... now I really have to go to work...
ENTRANCE
-Good morning, little Marta. -Good morning, big Ahmed.
-Where were you? -At the doctor's.
Chill out, it's not contagious.
Look here! You deal with the offers today. Come on!
-They're waiting for you. -If I really have to.
Testing, testing, one, two, three!
Good morning.
Today only, tuna in brine,
at 40% off.
Organic green olives
30% off.
But hurry,
the offer ends tonight.
I'M DYING TO MEET YOU! MARIO -347237585
Dear Mario...
you end up on the wall as well.
WAILING WALL
Yes!
No!
Oh, my God!
Jacopo... I think I love you.
I'm gay... and so are you.
Doesn't your mother notice you steal her clothes?
Sorry if we tell you... but you won't find the right therapy on the net.
Actually I was on Tinder...
You heard the doctor: having a goal gains me time.
-You're mad. -Shh, I'm working.
We're in a new neighborhood...
exciting new geolocalization.
Yes! New hot assholes ready to knock you back.
Superhot! So what shall we do?
-There's my ex's birthday party. -Wow! Which of the many?
Moron! Come on! Giulia.
-Wow! Which of the many? -What do you mean?
The salesgirl from Zara, the actress, the driver of the 64 bus...
Giulia, the actress!
There'll be a lot of straight guys!
In case anyone's interested.
Will you stop it?
Why are you swiping left? They're cute.
Not enough.
There's more dignity to being rejected by someone out of my league.
Now bathe, put on something nice and come with us.
As long as there's broadband, there's hope.
My sex appeal is best expressed with a keyboard.
You have to look truth in the eyes...
however ugly it may be.
-Me ankles, you shoulders? -Go!
No! No... no!
Marta, we've got something to tell you.
I'm all ears.
Oh God!
Right, guys, about that thing, tell me later. OK?
Now excuse me, I'm getting to work!
You like it?
Thank you.
Giacomo!
How are you? I haven't seen you for ages.
Marta! How are you?
Bored stiff. This party's a drag.
Everyone's so serious.
-I predict trouble. -Big trouble!
Arturo! Arturo Selva!
Giacomo, nice seeing you again. Bye!
What happened? Why were you talking to Giulia's brother?
He loves me and finally I can use him.
-So? -His name is Arturo Selva,
we know he's handsome, that he showers in Tom Ford perfume
and that... he has a private profile.
Sorry, can you hold this? Thank you.
-A few ideas, but confused. -Not everyone's like you.
Your ideas were formed in kindergarten.
-If you say so. -I was there too, remember?
-What's wrong with you? -Nothing, everything's great.
-As always! -As always.
Wait! Look.
-He was tagged in... -Giacomo's photo! They're friends!
Break's over.
I'm going back to work.
FORWARDED
I've lost my cellphone.
Have you seen it?
A bright red cellphone, anyone's seen it?
We're done... let's get outta here.
Bingo!
Jacopo, you won't believe...
Hey, we were...
What we were doing is...
-OK, please, you tell her. -Coward!
We've decided to have a baby.
But you're 19!
Yes, but we feel ready.
-And you decided to do it... -Old-style.
Which... is not going too great.
Spare me the details!
Look... we know lots of people will take it badly,
they'll say it's against nature...
What I saw is definitely against nature!
I mean, why didn't you tell me anything?
We decide everything together, even the toilet paper we use,
but something like this...
You're right, sorry.
OK.
Can we think about it?
And until I've decided what I think, do you promise no more attempts?
Anyway... we tried to tell you at the party.
All right.
Jacopo...
I know how you can earn my forgiveness.
Get dressed, we're going somewhere.
ARMIDA ROWING CLUB MEMBERS ONLY
You happy? There's no one here.
-Let's get some sleep. -No, wait.
Do you feel the damp? If it's bad for me, what about you?
That's him.
Hurry up.
Good morning, Arturo!
I'm sorry, it's members only.
-We don't do visits. -Sorry, we're leaving.
Sure, no... I understand, it's just that...
do you know what mucoviscidosis is?
No.
Basically, your lungs fill up with mucus,
until you get an infection... and die.
And you have muco...
-I was diagnosed very young. -God, I'm sorry.
I also have a to-do list before...
my time comes...
You know that I... I always make a list of everything...
Good, good! So?
Come with me.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
-You're evil. -What do you want, I have muco!
Our rowing club was born in 1869
and is known for the cheerful and carefree spirit of its members.
Their happy antics are the stuff of legend.
On the February 25, 1874, this club was officially named "Armida"...
The club is tradition.
My grandmother was the secretary here!
Then my mom, and now I'm here.
Over the years, the club has trained the finest athletes,
including many world champions and some Olympic ones.
One of the disciplines at the club is para-rowing,
for the differently-abled. This is the training pool.
Let's go! I told you I don't have much time left.
Hello? Federica? I can't talk, I'm at university.
Ah! Have you decided to study?
Yes, I am studying, actually.
Good, because on the 27th you have the pedagogy exam.
What? No, no... I don't think so.
Yes, you do. I put your name down for it.
I'll let you go...
you must be very busy.
You've no idea how busy.
"Arturo Selva follows in his grandfather Lanza's footsteps..."
"Shipbuilding..."
Heavy stuff!
Guys! I'm coming in...
Don't worry, this month, nothing. I got my period.
We'll try again in 18-and-a-half days.
I still haven't decided if I agree with this whole thing.
-But I want to help you out! -With a giant enema?
Haven't you seen the movie?
There's Jennifer Aniston who wants to get pregnant
and she uses a turkey baster!
You think it would work?
Countess!
What do you mean you've decided not to play on Thursday?
Stir the sauce for me!
Of course it's just luck.
Stop it! Please!
Why now?
Give me three good reasons and I'll shut up.
You and your damned lists. Because I feel ready!
That's Federica's reason...
but I'll let it pass!
Next?
Because I want to make a difference for someone.
-You do that already with me. -You'll be a very cool aunt.
Anyway, you're always going gaga over kids, right?
You're doing it for me!
Listen, not everything's about you because you're on your way out.
Maybe the muco sped things up a little...
but if you start thinking about it, there'll never be a right moment.
Come on, the family's growing!
You still have 18-and-a-half days to think about it, fortunately!
That Countess kicked me off the poker game
because I always leave them without a dime.
The richer they are, the shorter their arms.
Did I miss something?
The sauce!
What are you laughing at?
I'm not eating tuna three nights in a row!
Guys... I'm dying.
-We haven't even done 200 meters! -But I have muco!
You heard the doctor, you need to walk!
-How's the stalking going? -Not great.
I can't frame him, he doesn't care about anything he does.
His Instagram profile is boring.
His followers are idiots who pretend to be his friends.
He rows like his dad and studies naval engineering like his grandpa,
he doesn't eat carbs...
All that's missing is karaoke! No shortage of boredom!
If I'm so boring, why are you always following me?
So... you noticed me?
What d'you want?
Dinner!
-What? -Well, you asked me what I want.
Dinner.
If nothing happens, I'll leave you in peace.
Deal. See you at my house at eight.
You already know the address, right?
Just in case,
-should we swap numbers? -No.
I do a good deed at least once a year.
I guess with this... I'll be fine for quite a while.
What an asshole!
I have a date with Arturo Selva!
Good morning, little Marta!
Good morning to you, big Ahmed!
WAILING WALL
I won't be needing these anymore.
Marta, these are today's offers.
You OK?
Never been better, sir.
You worry too much.
You should be an actor!
With that smile... Has anyone ever told you?
Dear customers...
if you feel like cooking an intimate dinner for the one you love...
why not start with a nice appetizer...
Today only,
wild salmon on offer at 50 cents,
while stocks last, of course.
You can then continue to spoil the love of your life
with some nice Italian roast chicken.
Which today only is 30 cents.
And why not wash it all down with some bubbly!
Which today only you'll find at the exceptional price
of 40 cents.
But hurry because the offer ends soon
and it's not to be missed... -Marta!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm reading the flyer you gave me, while giving it some context.
The sparkling wine's 40% off, not 40 cents!
We'll go bust like this!
It's just I have a date with Arturo Selva...
And I have nothing to wear!
Jacopo!
-Ouch! -Be careful!
Mom?
All clear.
Are you sure your mother's clothes will fit me?
Over the course of her life my mother's been every size.
OK, come on! I have my own style!
Yes?
Are you lost?
Do you speak It-al-ian?
Arturo...
-Mom, this is... -Marta.
Marta.
Marta, this is my mother.
Marta...
you'll have to excuse me, but Arturo didn't let us know.
Welcome! Come in.
You didn't mention it was a family dinner.
You wanted a dinner, you should've been more specific in your request.
But look on the bright side,
I could have taken you to karaoke.
Darling, this is a friend of our son.
Yes, Dad, this is Marta.
Marta, nice to meet you! Filippo Selva.
These are Marcello, a colleague, and Beatrice, his daughter.
-Marcello? -Yes!
Arturo! May I?
-Who is she? -A friend.
A friend...
The music you were playing was beautiful.
-What's it called? -It's by Beethoven.
It's called "Pathetique."
Shall we take our places?
-What do you say? -Yes.
Marcello, please...
Arturo...
Beatrice, please...
Right, then...
Marta...
Arturo never tells us anything,
maybe thanks to you we can know something more
about our little one!
Gladly, but we've only known each other for, like, 24 hours.
24 hours?
Actually I... I noticed her about a month ago!
Then, after a long courtship, here she is!
The girl who stole my heart.
This is a joke, right?
No.
It didn't really happen like that!
A month ago... we saw each other for the first time.
That is,
I saw him...
so elegant... male...
And I started stalking him.
At university, at the club,
and I stole a towel of his to be able to sniff it at home.
One fine day,
to make me stop, he granted me a dinner.
Basically I had to blackmail him, but it worked and here we are.
We don't know anything about you either. Are you studying, working?
I'm studying psychology, but just for fun...
I work part-time in a supermarket.
Among other things... I do the announcements...
You know, about the discounts?
The special offers.
But aren't they recorded?
No, darling, not mine.
I'm a professional.
Do your parents live here in Turin?
My parents died when I was young.
But I have two friends, Jacopo and Federica.
I'll become an aunt, maybe, they're trying to have a baby!
That's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, except that he's gay and she's a lesbian,
so they're trying with a turkey baster.
You know...
Anyway...
You have to excuse me...
but I have a riding lesson early in the morning.
Or was it fencing?
I don't remember now.
Mrs. and Mr. Selva,
it was a real pleasure to meet you.
Thank you for your exquisite hospitality.
Wait. Wait!
Wait! Wait!
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a tip.
The next time you don't feel like doing something, just say no.
Now I'm going back to where I came from.
And you'll do the same.
But... will the spout be long enough?
Jacopo... you're not inseminating my tonsils.
How would I know? This isn't my field, you know that.
What do you say?
-Shall we do a trial run? -Moron.
-She's back already? -That's not a good sign.
Where's the sedative?
Typology: having fun with the freak.
You should've seen the family.
The mother's beautiful.
The father's handsome.
Even the maids were beautiful.
It wasn't my world.
What a bunch of assholes.
No, they were nice to me as well.
But it was a sad family.
You know what?
We might not have maids,
but our family will never be sad!
Give yourself some time, this will pass as well,
Time...
And this?
Good morning, everyone! I'm Phil Grondone.
You're listening to Radio M2O.
It's the beginning of a brand-new week.
Come on, people!
Good morning, little Marta!
God, kill me...
I'M SORRY... ARTURO
DINNER? FOR REAL THIS TIME
NOT EVEN UNDER PAIN OF DEATH!
Fuck you, pride!
I finish at six, pick me up at home at nine.
-Via Po 14. -OK.
Go now, I have loads to do.
Here we are.
God... I don't know if you exist.
But if you do, this is the time to send me a sign.
Yeah, perfect.
Breathe, breathe.
You really came?
Hey, Vitto!
Dude, what are you doing?
-I'm going to dinner. Remember? -Dinner?
Oh, yeah, it's the charity dinner tonight?
Call me right after. Actually, take photos...
-Video, a live stream... -I'll call you back.
Vittorio, a friend of mine. He's a bit of a jerk...
What is it they say? Birds of a feather?
Yeah.
Master Selva! What a joy to see you again so soon.
-Please, come in. -Thank you.
Do you come here often?
Yes, it's my parents' favorite restaurant.
Good evening.
They do vegan cuisine.
Everything on the menu is prepared at a low temperature.
And the ingredients are zero-mile.
152 euros for a green salad?
Those are the calories.
You never get when I'm joking...
-Good evening. -Good evening.
Might I suggest a cutlet of seitan
soaked in apple cider vinegar and tofu mousse with parsley
from our bioclimatic greenhouse?
Yes...
Can you also bring us a bottle of Franciacorta, please?
Everyone's looking at us.
I'm used to it.
Tell me about it.
Let's play a game! OK?
Right, we have five questions each and only one rule.
We can't lie,
but... we can play a joker lie,
in case the question is too personal.
I'm in.
Describe yourself in three adjectives.
Not all positive.
Generous...
Impatient...
Wary.
OK.
-It's your turn. -Why me?
Why? Because you're handsome.
What do you hate most in people?
Superficiality.
Make a wish.
I wish my parents were still alive.
I basically never knew them.
God, that's heavy... I'll change my wish.
I would like...
a Bologna sandwich!
Ahmed, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Don't get me fired, though.
Well? What's the plan?
Good evening, Master Arturo,
and welcome to "Chez Marta."
All dishes are zero-mile,
because you get them yourself.
First, the chef
offers you a timeless classic of Italian cuisine,
pizza margherita.
In aisle 10.
For the main course, a slight variation on the vegan tradition.
Platter of cold cuts, aisle 9.
Accompanied by a selection of cheeses.
Aisle 3.
And for dessert,
a real delicacy...
strawberries. Aisle 5.
All washed down with...
I'll deal with the wine.
See you in the garden department.
Cheers!
Let's see...
Good.
I'm playing on my home turf, dear.
-Speaking of playing... -Shoot!
How many times you said "I love you"?
Never.
Get outta here.
Not even to Elena, the blonde you were with from 2017 till August 2018?
What do you expect? I'm a pro!
No. Not even to Elena.
Which is why she dumped me in the summer of 2018.
It's my turn.
How do you see yourself at 60?
Oh, my goodness... aged 60?
OK...
I see myself...
happily married to an English author.
Just think, he asked me to marry him on a gondola ride.
Super gooey, I know, but that's how he is.
We live in Cornwall
and we have three children, two boys and a girl.
Because we love children.
Except they're in boarding school now and therefore, aged 60...
my husband and I...
we finally
have some time to dedicate to ourselves.
It seems you've planned everything.
It's my turn. Don't you like planning?
I don't know. I've never done any.
I've always let other people...
tell me what I should like.
My family.
My friends.
OK! Here's my fourth question.
Are you a virgin?
Well?
I was born on July 5th. Not Virgo, but Cancer.
No, that doesn't count!
Well! I must have misheard, handsome.
Thank you for this evening.
Thanks to you.
-The... -The last question.
The last question...
Am I the ugliest girl you've ever gone out with?
No.
You played your joker, eh?
It's my turn.
Was it...
what you expected?
Better.
Good night.
Oh, God!
Sorry!
-Do you want to come up? -Yes!
Thank you.
Do you want something to drink, to eat?
Sorry, it's...
my roommate has sinusitis, poor thing.
You wanna watch a movie?
No.
Are you sure? I mean, we haven't signed a contract...
You don't have to...
I prefer to do it in the dark.
I prefer to look at you.
-Was I snoring? -No!
It's late, I have class.
True, mechanics at 10.30.
Look, I saw it all last night.
Exactly, why tempting fate?
MOM 5 MISSED CALLS
VITTORIO - HOW DID IT GO WITH THE DOG?
I want an epidural.
Me too.
What time did you get back?
He made you cry again. Should I beat him up?
Bye.
Bye!
So? What's happening?
-I don't know. -Are you going to see him again?
How do I know if I'll see her again? I don't know!
Did you at least make a video?
OK, bye, Vittorio!
You're wrong! I'm not pressuring him!
I just know my son.
Our son is a grown man now.
Maybe on the outside, but inside he's a kid.
Did you see who he brought home?
I didn't mind that girl!
And then it's the first time that he's brought a girl home
who can string two sentences together!
Filippo, please don't joke! I know him!
He does it on purpose to provoke us.
ARTURO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
MARTA -EXTRA QUESTION: DO YOU LIKE LIVE MUSIC?
No, I was joking! I don't like karaoke!
Everyone likes it! Some people admit it and the rest don't!
Have you ever tried singing?
Yes, in the shower, but I don't like looking like a dick!
Does it matter what others think? If you want to do something, do it!
OK, come on, let's go. Let me just go to the toilet for a second.
Thanks, Tonino! Give him a round of applause!
Eh, no, no!
No drugs here!
Look, they're actually enzymes.
You junkies! You all say that!
PHOTO BOOTH A CABIN OF SMILES FOR ALL DOCUMENTS
That's enough, no?
Everything OK?
-Sure? -Sure.
Let's go.
What's up? Something stuck in my teeth?
I want to take you someplace.
That's a bad cough by the way.
Do you ever go to the doctor?
Guys. That's enough. I already told you!
Only people having a blood test can stay here.
Shoot.
Tonight he's taking me somewhere new.
It's a surprise.
What can I say? Everything's so perfect that it doesn't seem real.
He could have anyone,
and instead...
Guys, by the way...
if you paid him to enact this whole thing with me...
Money well fucking spent!
I'm making a big mistake, yeah?
You went a bit too far.
It's not a game. Not anymore.
You have to tell him.
I know.
It's just that...
You know when the alarm goes off in the morning
and every extra minute in bed seems like the most precious of all?
It's like that...
But you don't know how he'll react.
But I know how I'll react.
-You did everything I said? -To the letter.
-Respiratory physiotherapy? -Yes.
-Fast walking? -Yes.
Though I'm thinking of taking up rowing.
Guys, come on, let's not joke here! Rowing...
Marta, remember you're always at risk of pseudomonas.
Please, you know the rules.
No damp places.
But she's better, isn't she?
Yes...
Yes, your friend's much better.
Beautiful...
Maybe we can come back when it's open.
Arturo, this isn't just housebreaking.
This is a palace-breaking.
Wow.
Beautiful!
But the fuchsia's better!
Isn't it a little soon for S&M?
Where did you find a gondola in Turin?
Let's go!
I'm a bit cold.
Here!
-Better? -Thank you!
-I have to tell you something. -OK!
But first... let's play.
A straight-up question. OK?
Do you trust me?
Sure. Why do you ask me that?
Because I want you to believe me when I tell you that...
I love you.
What's wrong?
Marta?
Let's go back to shore!
Marta!
Are you OK?
Fine, fine! Don't worry, get my bag.
Your bag...
Here it is! Here it is!
Here it is!
Marta?
Well?
Do you need a magazine?
Yes... No! Don't worry!
I have years and years of experience
with DIY.
Hello!
-Hold on. -That was the hospital.
I'm scared!
Of what?
Everything'll be all right.
Like the other times.
Will she leave us on our own?
Hello there...
The situation's very serious.
She's awake!
The doctor...
Welcome back.
I'm sorry.
-Hello, Marta. -Hello, Doctor.
Right, then...
She's still got a bad infection,
but at least the results are negative for pseudomonas.
And that's good news.
You had us worried there.
Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
Did you really have to take such a risk?
The truth?
Yes.
Yes, a thousand times, yes. I really had to.
How can you not understand?
I'd rather leave with memories, even brief, I deserve them too!
Of course you deserve them.
But it doesn't go away just because you decide to ignore it.
And then you know that there's...
That there's a reasonable probability that I'll survive past the age of 50.
But surviving isn't enough for me.
Well, anyway, Marta, in a few days, you can go home!
You heard the doctor, right?
We got away with it.
And I promise you it won't happen again.
We'll come back tonight for dinner, so you can get some rest.
Doctor... can we talk for a moment?
Sure.
In all these years I've been sick,
do you know how many times people said
I should change specialist to try new things, get other opinions...
And why didn't you?
Because I trust you blindly.
And because you know I'm too smart to be lied to.
How long do I have left?
Your situation is rather serious.
What happened has accelerated everything.
Now there's only one possibility left.
A transplant!
As soon as we find a compatible donor.
Thank you, Doctor.
Ah, Doctor?
Please don't tell anyone that I'm about to die.
Because you'll look like a fool
when it turns out that you were wrong.
ENTRANCE
SANTA CATERINA DA SIENA CLINIC PNEUMOLOGY
It's Selva. He wants to know what happened to you.
Don't answer.
-It's the 100th message! -Block him.
-Why don't you explain to him... -What?
That he'll have to be my caregiver soon?
I'll spare him that.
Fancy meeting you here.
Are you OK?
I've been looking for you.
I went to the store, I called your friend.
What's going on?
Listen...
I don't know how to say this.
I think you misunderstood.
-What did I misunderstand? -Us!
I thought it was just a casual thing, I didn't think you took it seriously.
-So we need to end it. -Let's end it.
What's up?
Someone like me can't be dumping you?
You're saying this, OK? Not me.
-Yeah, sure. -Tell me the truth.
What did I do to you?
-What could you have done? -I don't know, tell me.
You still live with your parents, you don't have the balls to tell them
you don't give a damn about shipbuilding, rowing, horses.
We're on two different planets.
The truth is that you're in love with me...
and the feeling's not mutual.
Dude, how you doing? Wait, let me guess.
You're great! This is dope, look!
Give it up!
It's not funny.
Hi, Gia...
Hey, you!
What's got into you?
Come on! Come here.
Come here!
Wait, wait!
Wait, Beatrice, I don't feel like it.
What?
-Relax! -No!
Look...
I'd be doing it to get revenge on someone.
And that's not fair. On her or you.
-Look, it's cool with me. -Not with me.
Arturo...
Your father and I are very worried about you
and that girl... what's her name?
Marta, Mom! Her name's Marta.
And you don't have to worry...
it's over.
Oh, thank goodness!
It was really cruel of you to lead her on like that.
She left me.
Someone like her lets an opportunity like this slip by?
It might shock you, but not everyone craves to be part of this family.
This family that sent you to the best university?
That bought you a horse and pays for the rowing club?
Is this the family you're referring to?
All things I didn't choose!
Let me tell you a story.
When I met your father,
your grandfather disapproved.
Your grandfather could be tough...
very tough.
He made me sit in this very room
and ordered me to leave your father.
I stood up to him
and at the age of 19 he kicked me out of the house. Without a cent.
And then when Filippo graduated
and found a job,
we got married.
A simple but beautiful ceremony.
To which Grandfather...
wasn't invited, I imagine. -No!
Not only did I invite him, but...
I hoped until the last minute that he'd walk me down the aisle.
He never replied.
One day
I got a phone call...
It was a notary, my dad had passed away,
and along with his will, there was a letter a few lines long.
He was there at the wedding,
he was too proud to let himself be seen. But...
He was there.
Arturo!
We always have a choice.
Always.
2,300 views.
Forget about the video. You have more important things to think about.
-I'll kill Selva. -Guys, I'm fine.
It was abnormal.
Now things have returned to the natural order.
Dad?
That's the pneumology ward, isn't it?
Oh, fuck!
No!
Don't take it off.
What do you want? You've already won.
I'd just like to talk a minute.
-I'm sorry. -About what?
-Everything. -That's a lot of stuff, you know?
I'm sorry that you're sick.
-I imagine you've told everyone. -No, it's not up to me.
But you should tell Arturo.
He really is in love with you.
I saw in that video all the love he has for me.
That video is the proof that he loves you.
I kissed him
and when I tried to get him into bed... he said no.
He said no... to you?
Yeah.
Is he mad?
This isn't the first time for me.
Girls like you struggle to find a boyfriend,
girls like me struggle to keep one.
Actually, saying "girls like you" isn't very nice,
even if it's reasonable...
But please don't say we're in the same boat.
No, we're not.
You have Arturo.
And I don't.
Hey, Beatrice...
You're the most beautiful loser ever.
You left her alone with the bitch?
Believe me, I'm more concerned for the bitch.
By the way,
we're finally alone in the house.
You changed your mind?
Not me. You?
Maybe I have a couple of doubts...
I knew it. Shoot!
OK.
When we will be with someone and stop living together...
-Who will the baby live with? -Both of us!
My parents got divorced when I was 13. Believe me...
I never had problems having two houses like a princess.
What if we fight?
Couples fight over money and cheating!
It doesn't affect us.
OK.
The child will have loving, wealthy parents, who never fight.
-And will he live a laid-back life? -Disgustingly laid-back.
Well! Let's say he or she are OK.
But the two of us?
Listen... I will ovulate every 28 days for at least another 30 years.
I'd say we have time.
But we will do it...
Yes, we will!
Keep the change!
Wish me luck!
Miss, wait, where are you going?
I have one more thing to do before I die!
-Arturo Selva? -Over there!
I'M SORRY
PLEASE
I LOVE YOU!
I know you're mad at me and you never want to see me again,
and you're so right, because I was a fool, I was immature and...
I have to tell you something.
And there's no cure?
No.
There are therapies to keep the infections at bay,
but for me they're no good.
Why didn't you tell me?
First because it's not exactly the most romantic thing to say on a date.
"Hey, I'm Marta and I live in a bubble of mucus!"
And then, because...
I didn't want you to feel forced to be with me just because I'm sick.
You decide everything, right?
I'm just trying to make it easier for you.
The doctor just told me my situation's degenerating quickly.
I could go at the best bit.
OK...
And I could fall in love with someone else.
And you...
you could cheat on me with Giacomo.
That's what relationships are, Marta!
Sometimes you feel shitty, others you feel ecstatic.
Regardless of whether you're healthy or sick.
I'll kill you if you fall in love with another.
I'll do it if you cheat on me with Giacomo!
I'd kill myself in that case!
-Are you crazy? -I have good news, let me in!
Everyone's sleeping.
Right... I did some research, and apparently there is a cure.
Or rather there will be soon.
It's experimental. So, Dr. Fahim,
at the last international congress on pneumology,
produced some extraordinary test results.
It's the combination of three drugs,
it goes straight to the heart of the problem.
With this treatment, the odds of surviving
rise by up to 19%!
19%?
19%...
That's at least double the probability of one like me getting one like you!
I love you so much. You know that?
Now I do.
Other than "getting one like me,"
do you have any other compulsion that we can satisfy?
You're beautiful.
Do you, Marta,
take Arturo as your lawfully wedded husband,
to have and to hold,
in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer,
until death do you part?
I do!
You may kiss the bride.
OUT OF MY LEAGUE