(drum roll)
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(electronic dance music)
(pages turning)
- How's it going, Hannah?
- Dad, this is too much work.
(laughs)
- Great job.
Keep it up.
How's that report coming along?
- Yes.
Yes, it's almost done.
- Hm.
- Hi.
- You know, I have an error on my laptop.
Can you come test the hard drive at 2 pm today?
- Sure, boss.
I might need to run some bouncing scripts
in the dark channels of your operating system.
(growls)
- Okay.
- Oh dang.
Put your hands down.
Relax, honey.
Uh, yeah.
(desk creaks)
(footsteps)
(urinating)
(sighs)
(toilet flushing) (water splashing)
(coughing)
- Ooh, not so close
I guess the guy with the toilet forgot to come again.
Hey, hey.
Relax, relax.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Just stay right there.
Here.
Hold that, okay?
(funky guitar music)
Here we go, see?
See?
Nice and toasty.
Perfect!
There.
Now you'll be dry in no time.
- I love my jobs.
I'm the type of person who always shows
up early and leaves last.
And I do more work than the others
and I love it.
Now.
Slowly.
So
Slowly.
I feel my soul slipping away.
And if he sends me a one more impossible task.
Or his hands gets too close to my tits.
One more time, I swear.
(laughs) I swear.
(chuckles)
(sniffs)
- Mom.
Mom.
Snap out of it.
- That's nice, dear.
- You're scaring me.
- That's nice, dear.
- I flunked math.
- That's nice, dear.
- Hey, mom.
I'm pregnant.
- That's nice, dear.
What?
Are you pregnant?
- No, of course not.
But now I have on record that if I ever am, it's,
"Nice, dear".
- Another horrible day at work?
You have to quit.
- I don't wanna be homeless.
- Is that the only option?
- I think so.
- I could quit school,
get a job.
- No.
(phone playback)
- Hey, mom.
I'm pregnant.
- That's nice, dear.
(both laugh)
- Okay.
Okay.
(kisses)
- There she is again.
Pretending to work.
Who does she think she's kidding?
- She really should give it up.
She really should spend more time
at least trying to look stylish.
No, I mean, really.
Did she get dressed in the dark?
Look at those shoes.
Hideous.
- What about that face?
You think she would've gotten it fixed by now.
( coworker laughs)
It's not like she doesn't have the money.
Her dad does own the company, after all.
- Apparently daddy doesn't see his little princess's flaws.
She's such a wreck.
Why else would he want her to work here
in the first place?
- At least he knows enough to give her fake work.
So she can pretend to be doing something.
And not put her in front of clients.
Can you imagine what she would look like?
Trying to move the Mckenzies?
(choking on soda)
(both laughing)
- Oh God.
You got that right.
(laughing)
- They ridicule me.
- So?
- They laugh at me.
- So?
- They don't respect me.
- Earn it.
- By washing the windows?
- I'm training you in all aspects of the business, you know.
- I'm cleaning toilets.
- You don't want to be accused
of Nan-
nipple,
nippletesticular?
- Not a word.
- Nap,
napple,
nepostack?
- Not a word.
Nepotism.
- It's exactly what I said.
- Is it?
- Is.
- Is it?
- Don't argue with your adbhut pita.
- Not a word.
- Look it up.
It is a word.
Look it up.
- And everyone in the office has to learn Hindi
during the lunch break.
Get a teacher, okay?
- Wonderful father?
Really?
I'm not telling anyone anything, okay?
No one is gonna learn Hindi.
That's ridiculous, dad.
(slaps desk)
(upbeat music)
- (slaps desk) Hey.
(slaps desk) Hey.
(slaps desk twice)
Hey, hey.
I know you deaf, but you hear me talkin' to you.
Fine.
Geez.
(scoffs)
(sighs)
(keyboard clacking)
(rock 'n roll guitar)
- Mm.
(all laughing)
- Ooh.
- Hey, what are you guys doing?
(laughing)
Fuck off.
- Watch out, girl.
I got bribes right here.
- What are you doing?
- Packing.
- I can see that, but what are you doing?
- Leaving.
- Don't be ridiculous.
You're my favorite daughter.
- I'm your only daughter.
- My favorite child.
- I'm your only child.
- I'll give you a raise.
50 cents extra an hour.
52 cents.
55 cents and that's my final offer.
(heartbeat thudding)
Dental?
What is the problem then?
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
- Aretha Franklin?
You want me to get Aretha Franklin?
No dental then?
- No, dad.
You can't afford Aretha Franklin.
I want respect.
I've told you.
Nobody respects me here.
They don't even listen to me.
- You need to earn their...
- No.
I'll never be part of the team here.
- We have a team here?
- Yes.
- You want to be part of the team?
- Yes.
- Then let's start the building team exercises next week
with you as part of the team.
- Seriously?
- Of course.
- Here.
In the office.
- I work on the details.
- Throw in dental?
- Don't push your luck.
- Okay.
I guess so.
- Jordan tried to lick my foot again.
- ( laughs) Maybe he just needs some help.
- There is nothing wrong with that kid.
He's just obsessed with me.
It's disgusting.
- Hey, appreciate it while you can.
When you get to be my age, you're lucky
if the liquor store guy gives a wink at you.
- Ew, Mom.
Not Raj again.
- What?
He has not winked at me since Friday.
- Oh no.
I gotta go to work again tomorrow.
- Is Anus bein' a jerk again?
- Yes.
He's tryin' to shove down my throat
the new North Korea,
newly leaked indie film
mimicking Trump.
- I thought that was banned from every visible network.
- Oh, apparently I can get the information.
So I've been spending every day, rigorously
typing absolutely nothing.
(claps knees)
(keyboard clacking)
(rock guitar)
(sighs)
(keyboard clacking)
(sighs)
(fly buzzing)
(sniffs)
(claps hands)
(exhales)
(chair rattles)
- He's done, right?
- [Interviewer] Uh, yeah.
You can go.
- Don't even know why I'm here.
And I had to go last?
- [Anus] You ready?
- Anus, you told me I didn't have to deal with any of this.
Why am I here?
This is bullshit.
(rumbling music)
- Shh, I got this.
- But.
- See?
When everyone talks about the troubles,
they go away.
- But, how do you expect anyone to tell the truth
when you're hovering over the camera?
- I don't.
I just wanted to be sure
that we got our papers clear, Janice.
You understand me?
I'm leaving now.
Enjoy your talk.
I'll be waiting for you outside.
(claps shoulder)
Okay?
- Nice talk.
Is he gone?
- [Interviewer] About three.
Two.
One.
Now he's gone.
- Okay.
Let's get this started.
Let me tell you how it is to work
for Anus.
It's like
licking toe jam from homeless Pete
while he's
poopin' down your throat.
- [Interviewer] Ew.
- Seriously.
- And then,
he said yes.
- Hey, uh, where is everyone?
- You speak?
- What the heck, man?
(claps hands)
- Yeah.
I only really speak to the people
I want to talk to.
(laughs)
So why are we alone for the first time
in three prison years?
(laughing)
- Anna caught something funky and
she gave it to Janice and Jessica
at that forced Bday bash Anus held in his dungeon.
- Trust me.
Don't ask.
- Wait, so you're saying we can?
(claps hands)
Oh yeah.
(laughing)
Oh yeah.
- Hey.
Hey.
Did you guys get the memo for next
week's team building party?
Yeah.
(distorted heartbeat thumping)
- Okay.
- Team building?
- I'll fill you in.
- Yeah.
That was awkward.
- Yeah it was.
It was.
- Okay.
I found some fantastic team building exercises
on the internet and we all want to be part
of the team and participate.
Okay.
Good.
Alright.
Let's do a team
(stomping)
hand pile!
Oh come on,
let's do it.
Yes, put your hand in.
All right, here we go.
Go
Team!
- Oh!
(laughing loudly)
Okay,
all right.
The first exercise is
team karaoke throw down.
- Um,
no.
- Fuck yeah.
(clapping)
- Woohoo!
- It's Lola, bitches.
(cheering)
♪ I'm gonna be a superstar. ♪
♪ I'm gonna drive a fancy car. ♪
♪ It's gonna get me very far. ♪
(cheering)
♪ My name's gonna be in flashing lights. ♪
♪ I'm gonna get in plenty fights. ♪
♪ Dancin' backwards in the night. ♪
(cheering)
♪ I'm gonna have lots of fans. ♪
♪ I'll be singin' awesome jams. ♪
It's gonna be fuckin' awesome, man.
My name is Lola.
(applause)
- Okay, so.
Whose next?
- Go.
- (gasps) No.
No.
- What the heck, Hannah?
Be a team player.
- No.
- Okay.
We'll move to the second exercise.
Okay.
So this one is about open communication.
And I'm gonna hand you an object
and you're gonna show me what you can use it for.
(laughing)
- Really, Ty?
(heart thumping)
- That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
- Like you could have thought of somethin' better.
Really?
Pssh.
Hush up.
- Watch me.
- Watch you do what?
Hold up.
Hey.
(clattering)
(intense orchestral music)
- Okay.
Okay, we're gonna move on to our third exercise.
Okay.
This one is all about building confidence.
Okay.
No one can resist.
(heels stomp)
Air guitar!
- Yes!
- I'm first.
- Go Pita.
(clapping)
- Woo, go Pita!
- Go Pita!
(guitar strumming)
- She looks ridiculous.
(laughing)
(coughing)
- What's going on?
- Parched.
I'm parched. (hacks)
- No thanks.
I might break a nail.
- Give it to me.
I'll show you how it's done.
(bluesy guitar playing)
(clapping)
(kick drum crashing)
(rock guitar strumming)
(crowd cheering)
(rock guitar playing) (crowd chanting)
- Go Hannah.
Go Hannah.
(rock guitar solo)
(crowd cheering)
(heartbeat thumping)
(crowd chanting)
Shots. Shots. Shots.
(crowd cheering)
(glasses clinking)
Shots. Shots. Shots.
(heavy rock music)
(heartbeat thumping)
(pounding on table)
- Whoa, whoa.
Why are you being so aggressive?
- Because I've asked you the same fucking question
five times.
- What?
What?
- Where was the bartender
when you hopped over the bar?
- Well, my team was getting all snappy.
So I decided to go to the bar and get myself a drink.
- Yeah.
Well was the bartender there when you arrived?
- Yes.
(sighs)
(laughing)
- Really, Ty?
- Hey man.
How you doing?
Whatcha drinking?
- What's up, man?
I'd like to have a beer.
What's your name?
- I'm Bob Baker.
You?
- Nevermind that.
- Um, okay.
- I mean, Anus is nice,
but he's gross, you know.
Hands all over you.
Not you.
But us.
All the women in the office.
Handsy.
But the money's good, so
whatever.
(heavy breathing)
- Oh, whoa whoa whoa.
Here.
Breathe.
- I hate him.
Everything is his fault.
Team building.
Uh huh
If it wasn't for him, that man would not be dead.
- If it wasn't for who?
- Anus.
- Anus?
- Yes.
Oh, he's so
much a big one.
- Look, I know you're mad
but we need to get to the bottom of this.
All right?
So you can take a breath.
You can have a cookie.
And just start from the beginning.
- Kim Jung Un.
Waffles.
Private painting.
Jared.
He went to Jared.
- Okay.
(chuckling)
(laughs maniacally)
- Yeah, but I bet all the money Jessica got
from that settlement
made up for all the BS she's been through.
Losing her mind probably sucks though.
(lighthearted music)
(orchestra horns)
(lighthearted music)
(orchestra music)
- Look.
We can sit here all day
until you tell me what you know.
What?
Write it down.
- This is bullshit.
I don't know anything.
You better tell me what the heck is going on
or call my darn lawyer.
This is ludicrous.
- Okay.
Wait.
- Don't worry.
I'm gonna stay in school.
- But, uh.
- No, I'm not going to an orphanage
and you're not going to a nursing home
or a psych ward.
(groans)
Well, it turns out we have a lot of support.
A team, you could say.
Everyone at your office actually.
They're gonna help us.
Like,
a family.
A weird,
strange,
bizarre family.
I think I love them.
- Ugh.
- Yeah, it was sad.
I think, as a manager
the whole bartender death thing
took her over the edge.
I mean, I can't imagine working so closely
with Anus every day
and his wild, farfetched projects.
- [Interviewer] What kind of projects?
- Well, one year he sent her
to the North Pole to get Santa back for a meeting.
- [Interviewer] Shit, that's crazy.
What happened?
- She stayed there for two weeks.
She faked frostbite.
She said, Santa was too busy to talk to her
and went home.
- [Interviewer] Anything else?
- What else do you want to know?
I can tell you about the fake birthday bash.
He threw it in his dungeon.
Anus did.
Or, I can tell you about Hannah's shoes.
Ew.
Hideous.
- [Interviewer] Wait,
What dungeon?
- Or I could tell you about the team building.
Funny thing.
We used to kind of hate each other.
But, after that, we became this
bigger,
greater,
higher
luminescent oneness.
Something...
Like the Brady Bunch.
- [Interviewer] Hm.
Interesting.
- It was epic.
(laughs)
No meme could ever compare to that fantastic feeling.
If I had to work that pathetic job over again.
Do it.
I totally would.
- Yeah.
Okay, but...
- You ever have a moment like that?
- What?
Like what?
- Where the world thinks you're a star.
(rock guitar) (crowd cheering)
(clapping) (cheering)
- Go Hannah.
Go Hannah.
(loud rock music)
- Hannah.
Hannah.
- Hannah.
- Okay.
Whoa.
Okay.
- So you're telling me you didn't notice
anything while you were on top of the bar?
- No.
Weren't you listening, man?
I was in the rock star zone.
Yeah.
- So, there's no bartender
and nobody fucking notices.
What the fuck?
- Dude.
You are terrible at your job.
- Hey Janice.
Usual?
- Not tonight.
The boss is here.
He has us doing some kind of
team building exercise with the coworkers.
I'll just have a beer.
- You know,
team building is a great thing.
- Yes.
Yes it is.
- I don't even know why you have us doing this.
It's not gonna work.
- Of course it's not
while you sit here, bitching.
Why don't you go and try some exercises
and then complain?
- Hm.
You're payin' for my beer.
- Well he was still standing there when I walked off.
Anus can attest to that.
- Well, what happened after you walked off and went back?
- Well...
- Watch me.
- Watch you do what?
Hold up.
Hey.
(heartbeat thumping)
(thuds)
(clatter)
- [Jessica] Okay.
Okay.
- I want my lawyer.
Lawyer.
- The beginning was hell.
Not gonna lie.
I mean, those other women, they were straight up bi...
Well, not so pleasant to be around.
But now they are awesome.
And I am an air guitar champion.
Oh so awesome.
Anyways, they even told the new manager
that I get to be in charge now.
(snoring)
(knocking on table)
- Are you ready to talk?
- No.
(moans)
- Sometimes things don't go as planned
but sometimes they do.
- [Interviewer] So did your team building exercise work out?
(rock guitar)
(gasps)
(sobbing)
(knocking on table)
- You're free to go.
- Seriously?
What happened?
Just got a word he didn't actually die.
He's been holed up in the hospital
with a fat knot on his head.
(snorts)
- Excellent meeting, ladies.
- Indeed.
- Yes, definitely.
- I just want to also mention it's amazing
that we are finally a team now.
Look how much more we get done.
Look at how great we are together.
- Absolutely.
And by the way, that's a fabulous jacket on you.
- Oh thank you so much.
- It goes wonderfully with those shoes.
I love those shoes.
- Yeah they're really cute.
- Wow.
This means a lot to me, ladies.
Thank you so much.
- Beautiful hair too.
- So shiny.
- Thank you.
And you know,
that means a lot to me.
I think going forward,
we're gonna do a lot
for this company.
And we're just going to be
awesome.
(All) Yeah!
- [Interviewer] So, it sounds like they respect you.
- Yeah, I guess they do.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
- [Interviewer] (laughs) So and your father?
- Oh, well he had to go away for a while.
Which is why I'm running things right now
but it is easier than I thought.
Because we're all a team.
- [Interviewer] Okay.
Well that's great.
- Hannah got the air guitar champion
for the United States this year.
- [Interviewer] Well, what about your business?
- It's in good hands.
(dramatic music)
(clatter)
- What the hell?
- Here you go.
I want it done by, hmm, 3 pm?
- What?
(laughs)
(scoffs)
(rock music)
(heartbeat thumping)