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Now for the much anticipated performance every year
let's put our hands together for our beloved gm
mister chow-chee-beng
Don't despair in a moment of failure
don't fear when you're down and out
if you lose hope
and drown your sorrows
you're but a scarecrow with a body and no soul
mrs chow
your husband is qualified to join the voice competition
such a pity that he sings only once a year
he'll only do that with familiar company
he wouldn't dare to otherwise
destiny plays a part
but more is in our control
you have to fight in order to win
your gm is quite popular
yes he is
then why him?
Be a man
not a sissy
fight on so you will win
thank you
all right everyone
now it's time for our grand lucky draw
let's invite our ceo to the stage
a round of applause please
daddy
you are ♪awesome
and you are ♪sweet talker
so I heard you have shifted?
Congratulations
well
as the kid grows taller
the ceiling needs to go higher
the winning number for today's grand prize is
they're announcing the first prize winner
four-four-four
who's got it?
It's me! It's me! It's me
here! Four-four-four
sorry everyone
- thank you! Thank you - Congratulations
congratulations chee beng
thank you
this is for you
let's take a picture together
yes!
Thank you everyone
honey
we've got a $2000 cosmetic voucher
that's awesome!
Eight seven
six five four three
two
one
happy new year
Daddy happy new year
dear I am pregnant again
Fortune
comes rolling in
fortune comes rolling
fortune comes rolling in
may you be prosperous
prosperous always
may romance comes your way
be loved all your life
please
keep this from my wife
all right take care
Happy new year
happy new year to you sis
happy new year
uncle! Red packet please
sis
so how's your new swimming pool?
I find it a little small
I think we'll change to a bigger one
really?
You may not believe in this
but have you blessed the house?
Must I?
Of course
all right
uncle
there's only $2 in your red packet
are you financially tight?
Is it? -Girl. Don't be rude.
It's all right
I probably gave you the wrong one
here's the right one
thank you
it's time to toss the yusheng
come on
let's toss the yusheng
time to toss the yusheng
my name is chow chee beng
I am 44 years old this year
since graduation
I have been working at strongman construction
I have worked through the ranks till the general manager level
I hope to find a job
that pays $30000 to $32000 a month
so how many years have you been working for?
Seventeen years
so this is the first time you're unemployed in 17 years?
Yes
sorry you don't look the part
what?
You are just too old for this start up
I'm sorry
you're just too expensive to hire
Do you know I'm really hard up for money?
And I just bought my house
do you know how much is my housing loan?
I don't know how much is your housing loan
but I know you can sell your house
and liquidate your assets for cash
you do have assets
it's not like you have nothing
my wife will kill me
I suggest you come clean with your family
this is the last job match we can offer you
if it still doesn't work out
I suggest that you sell your house
Hello
are you number one?
I am brother fa
brother fa! Come and take a sit
what would you like to drink?
Plain Milo please
I'll take you
no I should be giving you a treat
no
I meant I am hiring you
this is it?
How else would you have it?
I mean
don't you find me a little old?
What am I then?
That's true
about the salary?
As for the salary
it is up to you to earn as much as you can
the basic pay is already pretty good
so your company has a commission system?
Mmmm
let me pay for this
Thank you
but I have to say this
can you start from the position of agm?
Isn't it supposed to be gm?
Sorry
I am the gm
yes yes yes
actually
I am more concerned about the pay
job titles and such
don't matter much to me
that's great
Here we are
this is a nightclub?
Yes
it is really simple
you only need to take care of what an agm does
and you don't have to bother about the rest of the stuff
what does an agm do?
Kumar
can you brief him on the job please
hello
clear this
I thought it's your job
so you think it is always an Indian's job to clear rubbish?
No! No! No
I don't mean it that way
then which way do you mean it?
I thought you are the cleaner?
It was my job now it's yours
how is that so?
I'm the ex-agm of number 1
what?
What your head!
I quit! You take over
excuse me
exit
Agm?
Fix it fast
sign it
reservation? Can I have your name please?
Hey! The toilet is blocked
what?
Aren't you the new agm?
Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I can never live
without you by my side
but then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
should have changed that stupid lock
should have made you leave your key
if I'd known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
go on now! Go
walk out the door
just turn around now
cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one
who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Do you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
I was looking for you
hurry to the backstage to help them get changed
quick! Move it
change clothes?
Hurry! Hurry
faster
brother fa! I really can't do it
I really can't
oh my
I am married
I have a wife
I cannot look at other women
are you sure you can't once you're married?
You're sure you don't ever do that?
You can't put it this way
agm my zip got stuck
help me fix it quick
help
but I don't know how to do it
you don't even know how to pull up a zip?
That's ridiculous
you are so clumsy
that even kym will not forgive you
that's right
who is kym?
You don't even know kym?
My goodness!
Kym
k-y-m
kuan yin mah
you don't even know kym! You're unbelievably stupid
oh no she's removing her bra
brother fa! I'm going back first
haven't you seen drag queens changing clothes before?
Hey
it's helping men to change clothes
your wife should be fine with that right?
Ouch! Ouch
hurry up
it hurts! It hurts
the showing is starting
agm put on my shoes for me
hey
help me with mine when he's done
stop your nonsense
we're running out of time
wear it on your own
hurry! Let's go
will you please hurry up?
It's done
good boy
So what does an agm really do?
It's ah gua manager
It's already 5 A.M.
Should I say you're really early or late?
What happened?
The company wanted me take charge of a Dubai account
the middle east is in a different time zone from us
so I only got to come back now
how long will this go on for?
I have no idea
what do you mean by you don't know?
You should check with your boss if you don't know
if they expect you to keep this up
you might as well relocate to Dubai
that's right
now that things have come to this
I might as well quit
you'd better not expect me to support you
don't you dare to quit
hey
don't fall asleep
send Mason and joycelyn to school first
your Milo is ready
get up
Daddy
I'm taking part in a drama class performance
will you come and watch me?
It depends on whether I have to work that day
I won't be able to if I have to work
so
It's no promise?
Yes
no promise
daddy
we'll be going for an overseas excusion during the holidays
we'll need to submit our fees next week
do remember to pass me the money
next week?
Goodbye daddy
goodbye Mason
uncle
your car is so nice to sleep in
I wish you can drive this car forever
I hope so too
goodbye
hello
this is a message from the bank
please repay your car loan installment on time
darn it
fancy chasing for money early in the morning
is there seriously no other choice?
Are you seriously not going to sell your house?
Brother fa
you're back?
See what I've told you all?
He'll be back
hurry give me your money
why did you come back?
Look! There goes the money I've saved up for perfume
hand over the money
oh yes
I was so busy yesterday
that I forgot to introduce these boys to you
come
introduce yourselves
hello everyone! We are the... queens
braaaaaa... therhood
hello agm
I am the one with rainbow powers
the unicorn that even has rainbow coloured poop
surely you'll be curious
if my poop is really rainbow-coloured
so I'll let you know the next time I visit the loo
next we have the cherry-mouthed tiny
he eats tiny
smiles and talks tiny
even Jay chou and yoga lim sang about being tiny
he is
tiny
hi
Next we have money who was born in the yin year
during the yin month on a yin day at a yin time
and is easily possessed by spirits due to his eight characters
he is money
he's been possessed by the stingy spirit since he was three
talking about hair
this guy is so hairy his mother started a salon to trim his hair
despite his hairy limbs
no one has ever dared lay a finger on his hair
he has to shave three times a day
he is... Italy
hello
my mother really runs a hair salon
last but not least
the gem of number 1
his dance moves
put all dancers in the world to shame
his stage presence
will send wang feng and Nicholas tse into a frenzy
his out-of-the-world lipsyncing skills
smashes Shaolin temple's Shaolin boxing skills
hailing from Taiwan
he is
I am pearly
be alert
agm
remember to sweep the floor
yes I will
brother fa
I am sorry
I need to
advance your pay?
How do you know?
Usually when someone starts with “I am sorry”
or hem and haw
they are looking to borrow money
I understand
this job is not quite suitable for you
if you do find something else
that suits you better
go ahead
I am fine with it
thank you brother fa
well I'll just help whenever I can
that's right
we'll take each day as it comes
that's right
rest assured that I'll take good care of you
thank you brother fa
we're the military police
who is the person in charge here?
We're looking for a runaway soldier
his family said we can find him here
his name is heng ong huat
who is heng ong huat?
Hey! Stop
Come down
stop
stop right there
he's making such a din
Agm
you did not sweep the floor
you are heng ong huat right?
Brother fa! Help me
brother fal brother fa
So noisy
what do we do now?
Our show is starting soon
what do we do?
Help to think of something quick
yes what should we do?
Can't they perform with four people?
Well he won't be able to stand in the middle then
who else can stand in?
Hey! Didn't you say we'll help each other?
No! No! No
sit still
when we're on the stage
just sway to the music
and don't do anything extra get it?
Italy you'll do his hair
money you'll do his makeup
tiny you'll pick his clothes
hurry
There's a newcomer
The wind smiles in the season of spring
the voice is sweet in a song
you're just like a happy bird
the sun shines brightly in summer
beaming on the green wilderness
you've made the world a better place
I remember your smile
I remember your goodness
the songs among the hills
I am like a grass plain
embraced by your gentleness
I'm sure you know this
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
no matter how far apart we are
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
I treasure what we have
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
no matter how far apart we are
you're my sister you're my baby
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
I treasure what we have
Move! Move! Move
I love you
Agm
you have danced well! Good job
good job
wow! You've got a red packet
it's a little wet
I'll dry it for you
How is it? How did you find it?
I am not fine with it
why?
You danced really well
and the audience love it
so why aren't you fine with it?
I can try to deal with being a drag queen manager
but to dress up in this way to perform on the stage
I -he looks down on us
I did not say that
yes you do
own up if you're a man
I just cannot understand
why must we wear fake boobs
fake bottoms
and lip-synch?
Why can't we put up a proper show?
Can't you just be a proper man
instead of pretending to be a woman?
I find this really crass
what do you know?
This is a cross-dressing performance
stop spouting nonsense if you don't know anything
or I'll burn you with my cigarette
this is not cross-dressing
this is perversion
stop quarreling
brother
I know you don't like this job
I'm fine if you want to leave
however
I still have to split today's earning with you
otherwise
it will be unfair to you
this is yours
thank you
this is yours
thank you brother fa
this is yours
I am sorry
you've got the least today
this is considered little?
Yes it is
this is a 'consolation prize'
I get the starters prize'
this is third prize
second prize
and of course
the first prize goes to pearly like it does everyday
If you are willing to continue as agm
and also perform onstage
your earnings will surely be more than this
think about it
Now we're going through the lip-synching practice
brothers
a-e-1-0-u
One two three
how I envy you
you are born for this
it's a no for his eyebrows - shave them
no! No! No
if you shaved my eyebrows
my wife will definitely find out
so he's got a wife
apart from the eyebrows
shave everything else
a-e-1-0-u
why can't we sing for real?
When we're doing a drag show
we perform with female artistes' songs
singing for real with our manly voice
is going to sound real bad
so we can't sing for real?
I've told you we cannot
don't you get it?
This is a rule set by pearly
you'd better sear it into your heart
and the timing starts now
hurry up
go! Go! Go
fail! Fail! Fail
what are you doing?
I am practising
how to help you
get it off
you're crazy
I'm already so pregnant
it doesn't matter
there are different ways to go about it
come on baby
no
Four three two one
yes
ready...
One-two-three-four
five-six-seven-eight
two-two-three-four
five-six-seven-eight
turn-two-three-four
I'm sorry
we'll try it again
forget it
we won't make it in time we'll go old-school tonight
Grandpa sun arises from bed
the rooster crows and we awake
you give chase and I run away
let's race to the school
looking at the children's adorable smiles
it's aiyoyo! Aiyoyo
my tiredness just melts away
good morning teacher
good morning children
let's start our school day
I doze off in lesson
I shake my head at questions
eyes on the blackboard but the heart's at the beach
you be the fisherman and I'll be the pirate
if you don't work hard now
it'll be too late for regrets in future
good morning teacher
good morning children
let's start our school day
Thank you
this is really funny
Do you know sign language?
What?
You're 'deaf' and yet you don't learn sign language?
Why don't you hurry along and get reincarnated?
Why is it so hard to follow my instructions?
Or you just don't know how to respect the performance?
Lip-synching means you don't sing out loud
don't you get it?
Do you know why people your age
can't get any jobs?
Because you people are so full of yourselves
you thought you know it all
and don't have to learn anymore
you thought you're older
and wiser
wiser my foot
if you don't get this into your head
you get the hell out of here
hello?
Am I waiting for cab?
Answer me
do you understand?
Yes
moron
Why must we lipsynch?
Why can't we sing for real?
These are traditions
why is it that during Chinese new year
many will hire the lion dance troops to perform?
Don't they find it noisy?
Why is it that during the hungry ghost festival
many will burn incense paper?
Does it not smell awful?
Doesn't it create air pollution?
These people just value traditions more
what traditions? I don't get it
I don't understand them very well myself
pearly knows it better
he came from Taiwan
what does he know?
You're the owner of this place mind you
this place doesn't belong to me
it belongs to my younger brother
he took pearly in
pearly has had a hard life
so try not to take what he said to heart
sister Phoenix is looking for me?
Chow yun fatt
yes
you have not introduced us
yes
she is sister Phoenix
the big sister of this street
and also the chairman of the budget association
it's butcher association
yes
nice to meet you
nice to meet you too
we rented this unit from her
sister Phoenix this is our new agm
his name is
cb
Today is my birthday
let's down five mugs
two mugs? All right
you're not allowed to leave if they are not finished
sister Phoenix
I have not taken such big mugs before
so you're not giving me face?
Sister Phoenix I really have not drunk so much before
all right
in case you accuse me of bullying a newcomer
smaller cup is good
let's forget about the wine
let's have coffee
coffee is good
drink it
sister Phoenix I'll take the big mug
your auntie's grapes
close this place down tomorrow
I'll turn it into a barbequed pork shop
no! No
cb! Drink up
come on
come on cb! Drink up
Isn't this good?
Finish up the drink and you'll be happy I'll be happy
if I am happy you'll be happy
are you happy?
Happy
drink up
You come over here
You refused to drink when asked to
now you'll pay for it
You
you vomited all over yourself last night
brother fa had to deal with sister Phoenix
and no one knew your address
so I had to bring you with me
thank you
You're a university graduate?
Did you think I was cosplaying a graduate?
What did you major in?
Civil engineering
so did I
so why didn't you join the industry?
I'm asking a stupid question
So your folks are all in Taiwan?
They've been driven to their early graves by me
that's but of course
you could have been an engineer
yet you chose to be a drag queen
if I were them
I would have died an early death too
there's no way I can go home now
had brother cai not taken me in
I'd probably be
is brother cai the younger brother of brother fa?
Didn't you know that?
Where is he now?
I did not succeed in killing myself
but he did
My landlord is here
you'd better go
Uncle
Can you please not bring men back next time?
What do you mean?
He is just a colleague
filthy
if I weren't short of money
I would not have taken your money
I neither steal nor snatch
I earn my money through my hard work
what right do you have to look down on me?
Where were you last night?
It was like this
I came back late last night and saw you were fast asleep
so I did not wake you up
and I left early this morning again
so what did you come back for?
I came back to change my clothes
I was having breakfast with a foreign worker
and he dirtied my clothes accidentally
so I had to come back to change
and he let you wear this hello kitty shirt?
Well you know
foreign workers don't earn much
he bought his cheap shirts at the night market
and it so happened to be a hello kitty one
I felt so embarassed on my way home
I'll take a shower first
wait
come on
you've made the shirt so dirty
let me wash it clean before returning it
you're the best
Sis
you look different
because I didn't wear make up?
You look tired
you are tired
why are you tired?
It's nothing
I must not let other soldiers discover that I am a girl
I must not let our family's reputation be ruined
actually it concerns your brother-in-law
has he stopped touching you?
Hey we're in school
they wouldn't know what we're talking about
my name is mulan
I am stronger than any other man
he touches me a lot recently
so that's why you're tired?
No!
But I just feel
something is different
father
for your honour
I will fight the enemy to my last breath
and protect our homeland
kids look so cute when they cross dress
the wind smiles in the season of spring
the voice is sweet in a song
you're just like a happy bird
the sun shines brightly in summer
beaming on the green wilderness
you've made the world a better place
I remember your smile
I remember your goodness
the songs among the hills
I am like a grass plain
embraced by your gentleness
I'm sure you know this
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
no matter how far apart we are
you're my sister
you're my baby
oh yeah
I treasure what we have
You are awesome
not bad at all
thank you
Thank you boss
know what guys
the cosmetics are getting real expensive
and this person here
you! You
after spending 3 to 4 hours putting on the make up
you take it all off the moment the show is over
you're being so wasteful
it's all money
so
Why didn't brother fa join us for supper?
Tomorrow is his brother's death anniversay
Why did he commit suicide?
Do you think we're having it easy?
It is hard when the family does not understand
Fortunately brother fa took over the place
otherwise where would we be?
Where?
Out on the streets
he is feeling guilty
Well guilty or not
so long as we're in business!
Damned faggots
who is the faggot scolding?
You of course
that's right you're the faggot who is scolding me
I'll not come if I had known there are homosexuals here
might just catch aids
you are the one who'll get aids
zhu li de?
Zhu li de? It's really you?
I'm Vincent
do you know him?
A secondary schoolmate
tell you guys something
this is the faggot who really got it from me back then
how have you been?
Know what?
He used to insist on using the female toilet
I thought he wanted to peep at the girls
who would have known
he really wanted to use the toilet
have you saved up enough for the operation?
Let us know when you've done so
or our friends might just get a shock
when we meet up for class gatherings
zhu li de has become Juliet
where's your Romeo?
Where's Romeo?
Cut it out friend
who is your friend?
Faggot
are faggots not human?
Perhaps you guys should leave
you're making it hard for my business
boss you've got to be reasonable
he started the quarrel first
yet you're asking us to go?
Darn and who are you?
The pimp?
Yes
your mother's pimp
he pimped your mother out to some asshole
without getting money in return
and she gave birth to you
a piece of shit
what the hell are you saying?
Say it again if you dare
say it again
faggot! Faggot
how dare you hit my friend
come on
you've got no guts?
Let's fight
come on
Are we not human?
Such a life is tough
I am luckier than them
my mother can accept me for who I am
I work in her salon during the day
and sideline during the night
at least
I have a home to return to
You said just now
that we are friends
are you for real?
Of course
all right
I'l remember this
Other companies have corporate social responsibility
so do we
do we get tax rebates this way?
Handsome uncle leong
which hairstyle do you prefer today?
I know
Jay chou
eat slowly
eat slowly everyone
is he making a donation?
Don't be fooled by his penny-pinching ways
in fact he donates all his earnings to the nursing home
such a pity that he's a man
I would have married him if he was a woman
if this home doesn't raise enough money to renew the lease
I have no idea where these old folks will go
how much do they need?
$200,000
do you have it?
I would not be performing in drag shows if I had the money
I
I want
I want you
I want your
I want your love
why aren't you coming to me?
I
I want
I want you
I'm so out of breath
so
Do you understand a little more now?
More about?
That means you still don't understand
so explain to me
look
do they look happy?
Yes
so that's performance
look
you get the kind of audience
for your kind of show
then we've done a good job
the goddess of mercy will bless you
I want you
I want your
I want your love
so why don't you?
Why don't you say you love me?
Come
come together now
let's sing a happy birthday song!
Come
happy birthday to you
May everyone be prosperous
You're welcome! You're welcome
now you are family too
What's happening?
Oh dear
brother fa has put the ktv version on
A lonesome woman wandering in the vanity of this world
a lonesome woman carried along by the wind
hoping for that warm pair of hands
to fill the emptiness deep within
I have a flower
its fragrance all enveloping
yet who will come and seek for it truly?
The flower blossoms for a moment
pick it lest it withers
a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream
a drag queen wandering in the vanity of this world
a drag queen carried along by the wind
if you have already known her scent
do not ask for whom she blossoms
love is known by those who loved
the wine is known by those it made drunk
the flower blossoms and withers all in vain
affinity does not wait
like the breeze of spring
a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream
affinity does not wait
like the breeze of spring
a woman is like a flower a flower like a dream
Hurry! Hurry
thank you
my goodness
you've got more tips than pearly
make sure you get the right music tomorrow night
Food will be ready soon
Uncle
is that nail Polish?
This is so weird
daddy has a performance coming up in the company
daddy what's your role?
Demon
show me
please
are you sure?
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
2-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
3-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
uncle
you can really dance like a girl
my daddy is so boring
by the way
you have not told me which role you're playing in school
mulan
you are acting as the general right?
I am acting as mulan
I don't like mulan
why?
Because she is a liar
she is a girl
but she hides the truth from the rest
♪liar
she has her reasons
she is doing a good deed
and it hurts her
yet she must not tell anyone
♪ goodliar
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live without you
come on! Sing for real
get the one who can sing on stage
that's right
and sing the alternative version
that's right
sing for real! Sing for real! Sing for real
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
but then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
if I'd known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
go on now! Go
- walk out the door - Did you film it?
Did you share it?
You're sure?
My hero
you saved my life
I'm so happy
fortunately I was listening to this song
which song?
=I will survive -oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
have all of you heard?
The performers of this life-saving song are
hi everyone! We are
queens
braaaaaa... therhood
hello! I am money
this is tiny
this is Italy
this is pearly
I am moulin
the moulin of Moulin Rouge
with will we can win the day
our dream is right ahead
today
fresh
change
goodbye
there are no limits to beauty
no end to its pursuit
strive to be perfect
or be condemned
don't be discouraged
ditch the old ideas
start the change now
a sparrow can soar just as high
dear
this gift is for you
Mason
here's a smart phone for you
thank you
you're welcome
daddy
mummy wants me to remind you
that her birthday is next week
so don't forget
no worries
daddy will take leave on that day
and daddy is going to make a deal with mummy now
look
let's hook our pinkies
and don't forget this side too
oh! Oh! Oh
do it right now
yea yea yea yea
one time
whichever angle whichever profile
strive for the perfect curve and show it off
if my waist could just be a tad smaller
all my flaws shall become my strengths
there are no limits to beauty
no end to its pursuit
strive to be perfect
this video is so funny
I'm going to tag all my friends in it
mummy! Look at this video
it's so funny
does this person look like daddy?
What are you looking at?
What's this?
My goodness! How do we block this video?
Parenting nowadays is so difficult
Mason
Jocelyn
no phones for a week
what?
See what you've done Mason
Ah... oh
ah... oh hey
take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya
come and I'll treat you to pig's trotters
ah... oh
ah... oh hey
take a taxi take a car let's go to takashimaya
here she comes
hurry! Hurry
he is here to create trouble
pretending to know it all when he doesn't
now everyone thinks that's how a drag show should be
then why do we bother to practise lip synching?
This is making me so mad
why?
Are you guys on his side now?
You're a materialistic lot!
Watch it or you'll get slapped by goddess of mercy
say something
have you all gone dumb?
Actually I
this won't do
I can't keep singing alone
can we change the performance line up a little?
Get someone to perform 3 songs
or insert a talk show
I'll really burn out if I keep this up
are you calling the shots now?
No
I'm just making a suggestion
all right
is everyone ready?
Brother fa it's my wife's birthday tomorrow
may I take leave?
You want to take leave?
Oh dear
moulin
my dear empress
we need to use the loo
hurry and go
sister Phoenix
take a sit
come
let's drink
again?
I'm giving you a toast
I brewed this myself
it has a real kick to it
come on! Drink up
you had better drink it before I get angry
all right! All right
I'l drink it
Oh my goodness
why did you take such a big mouthful?
I've already told you this wine is very strong
I asked you to take just a bit
yet you took so much
you shouldn't have taken my words so seriously
sister Phoenix
we all know how serious you are in making friends
how about
making it three mouthfuls?
Three?
He said it! Not me
three!
You're awesome
I am going to have my birthday party here tomorrow
and watch your show all right?
Hey you! Come over
yes
sister Phoenix did you spike his drink?
Watch your mouth
I am not such a person
moulin
when I am here
tomorrow for my party
I must see you here
if I don't
I will be very unhappy
and when I am unhappy
I will do a lot of things that will make me happy
understood?
Great
so we're settled
Thank you
Are you all right?
Ghost
you are one yourself
darn you
Father! Do something
hold him down! Hold him down
what are you doing?
In the name of the father son
and holy ghost amen
most glorious prince of the heavenly armies
and
don't speak to me in english
I don't understand you
you're not educated?
Why are all of you in my house?
Are you all trying to bully me
seeing that my husband is not with me?
You... who are you?
Why did you possess my husband?
Your husband works so hard
and he is so tired
and down on his luck
so I possessed his body
you had better treat your husband well
don't follow in my footsteps
I've married a good man
yet I have driven him away
sis
I think she is the previous owner of this house
this place doesn't belong to you anymore
you had better leave
delay no... I want to wait for him here
I'm waiting for him to return
I think it is time to use the holy water
holy water
all right! All right
I will leave
Your husband loves you so much
treat him well
or else
do you understand?
Yes! All right
you said it
in the name of Jesus Christ
I expel you
Why am I dressed as a woman?
Brother-in-law
you were being possessed by a ghost
I have said it many times
this house has spirits in it
daddy
are you all right now?
Do you still remember it's mom's birthday tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
No I mean tomorrow?
The restaurant is just up ahead
it is quite famous
it had better be good
so the drag queens are performing here
I can't believe why everyone is talking about them
precisely
they will teach children the wrong values
the government should ban their activities
I agree totally
the restaurant is just up ahead
it is quite famous
you have said that already
let's go
hello aunt! Hello uncle
hello
happy birthday! Aunt
thank you
Mason
why did your daddy choose this restaurant?
I hope the food is good
girl
don't be rude
no
I mean I trust uncle
he is always full of
♪ surprises
so what's good here?
My phone is ringing
let me take the call first
excuse me
hello? Yes
no! I am celebrating my wife's birthday
yes! Yes
all right! All right
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
I'll be there soon
sorry! Sorry
Drink up
Dear
Simon's company has a vacancy for general manager
are you happy working where you are?
That's right
do you want to come over?
The soup here is fantastic
they even have oysters
I love oysters
since you like it
I'll order a big plate for you
You are my sister
you are my baby
oh yeah
no matter how far apart we are
you are my sister
you are my baby
oh yeah
I treasure what we have
so?
Would you like to come over and help me?
What?
This restaurant has really good chilli
they got it from Vietnam
this is the main draw for me
my lips got swollen from eating it
where are the oysters?
I think
the chef
forgot about it
I'll go and hurry him
take some chilli first
don't be discouraged
ditch the old ideas
start the change now
a sparrow may soar high just as well
moulin is really hot
I'm sorry dear
the oysters are sold out
♪ Surprise
I wanted to pretend to be Michael Jackson
to give you all a surprise
the cake is here
come! Let's sing the happy birthday song
123
happy birthday to you
happy
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to dear
happy birthday to you
let's blow out the candles
happy birthday to you
come on! Sing
what are you all waiting for?
Sing
sing! Sing! Sing
sing
happy birthday to you
let's blow out the candles
may your days be as long as the heavens'
happy birthday to you
I sing like a cow
money you give it a shot
since when do I get a turn?
Pearly
you do it
no way
sure you can
- I've said I can't do it - Yes you can
pearly
let's give her a round of applause
congratulations to you
let's blow out the candles! Yes
finally
blow out the candles
is the airconditioner not working?
Why does it feel so hot?
Brother-in-law
your hair
your hair?
No! Your hair
your hair is on fire
my wig has caught fire! It's on fire
I'll call the fire department
moulin
sister Phoenix
so this is how you really look like
you've got that badass stylish good looks
thank you for your compliments
at first I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
but then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
I will survive
let's drink two mugs
it's my birthday today
give me some face
but I need to be at number 1 for the show
I'm so sorry
I'm already asking you humbly
your mouth looks really ugly
sister Phoenix
how about this? You take a step back
a little more and a llittle more
I'll be more comfortable this way
I need to tell you this
I... I am married with a wife
and even if I weren't
I wouldn't marry you either
how about this?
Don't you like to hear me sing?
Let's go to number 1
and I'll sing for you
all right?
All right?
Sister Phoenix is it all right with you?
Yes
that's good
come on! Let's go
wait
let me make a call first
and I'll come back in
in that case I'll go in first
Oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
thank you! Thank you
thanks everyone
is pearly funny?
Yes
shall we give her a round of applause?
Enough
enough
what are you doing?
Have you gone insane?
Didn't you like to make the audience laugh?
Aren't they laughing happily now?
I want them to laugh because of me
not at me
the outcome is the same isn't it?
There is applause and joy isn't that what you wanted?
But I am not happy
what do you know?
Yes I don't
and must lipsynch instead
if you can't sing then don't force it
you are biased against our performance
I never was
what I don't understand was your so-called rules and traditions
just what good does it do
Guys say something
don't you all have a lot to say?
And you do it behind his back all the time?
Having known you for so long
I have never heard you speak a word
can you say something in fairness today?
Just say something
go on
How do you expect me to sing?
I have a short tongue
I am already very happy
to be one of the dancers
many among our audience
put up with a lot of unhappiness at work in the day
if what we do can help them forget their woes
I am fine with it
but you are not same as us
you always want to take the centrestage
that's right
if it was not me
and you met another person who can lipsynch
and dance better than you
will you let him have the centrestage?
Let's disband then
You guys
don't care about the audience at all
both of you
are just as selfish
chow chee beng
I am quick with my revenge
Daddy what are you doing?
Uncle! Actually
keep quiet
close your eyes
Liars
never come to a good end
Dear
don't call me dear
dear I'm sorry
I was retrenched from the company for a year
I didn't mean to lie to you
but if you had known the nature of my job
would you and Mason be fine with it?
Chow chee beng
don't use Mason and I as an excuse
you just had too much pride
if you had been honest right from the start
would we have ended up here right now?
Listen
Simon had a job offer for you
but now
everyone knows about you
how will he hire you now?
What do you mean by the whole world?
Look at the number of people who tagged you
sister Phoenix?
Mason
daddy
what is wrong with wearing a dress?
I'm only acting as mulan
I'm not a real girl
maybe they don't understand
what does acting mean
my schoolmates said
like father like son
they said
you are old drag queen
and I am little drag queen
and they stopped being my friends
daddy
did we do something wrong?
Daddy is so sorry
are you?
I have asked the agent to sell the house
or else
we can rent out for now
and we will shift
I'm trying to trust you again all right?
I'm trying really very hard
if it weren't for the second child
So
You sold the house in the end?
We sold the car too
good
now you no longer have the stress of repaying your loans
what are you expecting for your new job?
Just something new?
But you do know that from now on
it is going to be difficult right?
We are going to the gynaecologist
I'll go with you
there's no need to
you stay behind to help Mason in his schoolwork
sis let's go
anyway
I really enjoyed your song
you will survive
Daddy
yes?
Are you really sick?
No
Daddy's not sick
then why did aunt Judy avoid you like you have hfmd?
I wonder who is really sick too
are those aunts your friends?
They are uncles
not aunts
then why are they
wait
finish up your homework first all right?
You are his family now too
They are so funny
what are you doing here?
Daddy are you going to help your friends?
No
Why not?
You love them right?
Friends should help each other
I promise I will not tell mummy
♪ crossmyheart
right
but your mummy will kill me
but
it is right to help your friends isn't it?
All right
I will help them
but if your mummy finds out
you'll have to put in a good word for me all right?
Sure
but on one condition
what is it?
I want to go and see your performance
no way
no!
You are so adorable
come on! Say it
who is the prettier one?
Is it money? Money money
for goodness sake
of course it's me
right? Is it me?
You're so cute! Cute
don't pinch him too hard
I give you some...
Excuse me?
Sorry?
Candy
thank you
you are so adorable
just like the lucky cat
lucky cat
you are a good boy
thank you for allowing your father to come
he wanted to be here himself
he said this is his ♪brotherhood
I am sorry
buddy
I thought we're sisters
daddy
can I join this brotherhood?
♪ Mindyourownbusiness
thank you! Thank you
thank you
at first I was afraid
I was petrified
kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
but then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
if I'd known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
go on now! Go
walk out the door
just turn around now
cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one
who tried to hurt me with goodbye
do you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
let's put our hands together to welcome our queen
number one's ex-agm
Kumar
Oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
Sweetheart
how's the donation?
This cheque is for you
fill in the amount yourself
sorry sister Phoenix
I don't want to borrow from loan shark
what do you mean?
I am making a donation
sister Phoenix
thank you
mulan
about the past
I am sorry about it
I apologise for it
sorry sorry
let's call it quits?
Ok
Let's us all thank sister Phoenix
thank you sister Phoenix
they are all thanking me
chow chee beng
that's my wife
mummy
dear
how did you get here?
I was following teochew Phoenix's live stream
I'd better go first! See you around
sorry
sorry! Sorry
chow chee beng
what's wrong with you?
Mummy don't get angry
he only wanted to help raise funds for the old folks' home
what old folks' home?
Over there
hi
Brother-in-law
you are unbelievable
how can you bring Mason into this kind of company?
Wait a minute
what do you mean by this kind of company?
I think you know perfectly what I mean by this kind of company
what's wrong with this company?
Man is man
woman is woman
can you please don't confuse the kid?
I think you're the one who's most confused
you don't even know what love is
do you actually think that little one looks confused to you?
Mason you come over here right now
Chow chee beng
how do you expect me to believe you now?
I am sorry
dear
I really didn't want to lie to you
this is the last time I'm helping them I promise
shut up
isn't it worse
for me to find out this way?
Listen
I'm going to call the mp myself
and shut this place right now
just because all of you don't have kids
you think you can be so irresponsible?
Chow chee beng
let's divorce
sister
please don't blame it on him
it was us who approached him to help
no
I don't want my son to grow up like you
I hope he'll be different from me too
I hope he'll understand earlier than I did
to not discriminate against people who are different from him
I hope he is different
that he will not have to bow down to others to make a living
and lose his dignity along the way
I also hope that the wife he marries in future
is different from mine
I hope he marries someone
who is understanding
someone who can understand the pressures he faced
you
for as long as we've been married
I have given in to you
do you know how fearful I feel?
I fear that should I not give in to you
how would you react
even when I was sure that I was right
I didn't dare act on it
these friends of mine
lent me a helping hand when I was at my lowest
I think of them as my younger sisters
if your sister was in trouble today
will you not help her?
Why are you moaning about now?
Brother-in-law! She's in labour
she is about to give birth
my wife is about to give birth
come on and help
don't crowd around her
- oh dear! Her water bag broke - Calm down! All right
anyone has got a car here?
Car? Car! Car! Car
hurry and call a cab
hurry
Mason follow aunt Judy home
come I'll send you to the hospital
excuse me
my goodness
the taxis are everywhere when you don't need them
but they are nowhere to be seen when you need one
take a rest first
slow down take your time
come over here! Put your hand here
put your hand here
take it easy! Give her a hand
give me your hand
sister
don't be afraid
don't panic
the transport will be here soon
you can do it
is the car here yet?
A pregnant lady is about to give birth! Can you help?
Sure! Sure
he agreed
let's go
there were no cars just now
and now there's a traffic jam?
Ambulance?
There's an ambulance
there is an accident in front
great
what's the point when we are all stuck here?
If there is an ambulance we can get on it straightaway
hurry! Hurry
be careful
walk slowly
be careful
come! Come! Come
how is it?
This is bad
it was the ambulance that got into an accident
I... I really cannot hold it anymore
hurry! Find something with wheels! Hurry
is there anything?
Get on it! Get on it
be careful! Be careful
get out of the way
We're losing time
we have to get rid of all these
shoes and feathers off
hurry! Hurry
quick run
We are almost there
it's a tricycle
it should be faster
aren't you stating the obvious?
Uncle
please take us to kk hospital
Uncle
can you go faster?
I am already going very fast
all right be careful then
uncle
how about this?
Please come down first
come down
be careful
take your time
he's got something to tell you
uncle
later
we will return the tricycle to you deal?
See you
you guys don't have the license
a baby is coming! There's no time for license
let's go
honey! Don't panic
the hospital is right ahead
we are getting there soon
hurry
this is the fastest I can go
the baby's head is coming out
the head
the baby's head is coming out
stop! Stop
what should we do? What should we do?
Let's form a barricade around her and let her give birth here
here?
Yes
form a circle around her
come! Come! Come
follow me! Follow me
breathe out
breathe in
breathe out
follow my rhythm
oh no not I
I will survive
oh as long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
and I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
hey! Hey
breathe in breathe out
She has given birth
is it a boy?
A girl?
Neither here nor there?
Fortune
comes rolling
fortune
comes rolling
fortune comes rolling in
brother fa
the Princess and the prince have come to visit you
babies
come! Come! Come
one red packet for the Princess
thank you
and one for the prince
Mason
thank you uncle fa
call me godma pearly
call me Italy mummy
call me money mummy
call me tiny mummy
ladies the babies can't speak yet
but I'll wish all of you on their behalf
that you stay youthful and beautiful forever
thank you
come along
let me put some make up on you
Mason let's go backstage for some food
may you be prosperous
be prosperous always
may romance come your way
be loved all your life
fortune
comes rolling
fortune comes rolling
fortune comes rolling in fortune comes rolling in
Hello! We are the queens brathers...
You're so handsome
Where is he now? Where is he? Answer!
Release us now! Do you hear me?
Release us now!