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What the hell is this? The chicken isn't cooked at all!
Aren't we paying for it?
It's cooked just fine
And he tells it's not cooked properly
Customer says it's not cooked well
We serve the same for everyone! What's his problem?
Whatever! Replace it. Go
Boss, one more peg for the customer in table #11
Table #11? Wait
He has already had 14 rounds. Is he still in his senses?
Boss, he looks strange
He looked wasted when he walked in
As he kept drinking he seemed to become very sensible!
-He can handle his drink! You can trust him! -Is it? Then marry your sister off to him
Boss!
What else did you expect me to say? He's had 14 pegs!
Can you expect that from any hardworking person?
You will hop away happily with your tips
Who will ensure the bill worth Rs.22,000 is paid?
I'll take care of this. You carry on
Okay, boss
Even loved ones won't trust drunkards
And he says he trusts him!
With such waiters how will I run this bar?
He said he's steady but looks he's wasted!
Sir...
Sir!
What did I ask for?
One large drink
Then go and get me that
The bill amount has exceeded the limit
How much is the bill?
Rs. 22,000, sir
After all 22,000?
Do you have any idea, how powerful I am?
Sir, you might be powerful
But I don't have the power to serve you beyond this bill limit
Poor boy! I don't have the habit of carrying cash with me
Nor do I have the habit of using cards
Here. A diamond ring
Take this ring and settle everyone's bill over here
Okay, sir
-And the balance is your tips -Thank you, sir
Sir! Sir!
Your watch is more than enough to settle this bill
Then why pay with such a costly ring?
Do you have any idea, how precious this watch is?
No, sir
Rolex, original piece! Worth 85 lakhs!
85 lakhs!?
Do you think I bought this from Burma Bazaar?
You neither seem to have idea about my swag...
nor my reputation!
Sir!
When can we expect you back again?
Luck will knock your door only once!
Title: NAANGA ROMBA BUSY (WE ARE TOO BUSY)
Looks like the booze was duplicate quality
I am not at all high
Remove your chains, watch and ring! Now!
Remove them! Now!
Look at him, wrapped in jewels like women!
Remove it
Remove it or else your brain will splash out!
Give me that chain! Now, the ring!
Remove it! First, that one!
Remove and hand it to me
-Remove it!
Lord Muruga! Only you and I can save this world
Remove it or your brain will splash out!
You better listen to me! Remove it!
Sir! Run! I will tackle him! Run, sir!
Drop the gun!
-Listen! Let go of me!
I'll break your head! Leave me!
Drop it!
I'll shoot you!
Just mind your own business...
-Listen to me! Drop it! -I'll shoot you!
Give that gun to me!
God! I just shot him dead!
I committed a murder
Oh my God!
I committed a murder
Why did you do that?
I don't know, sir
In order to save you, I shot him dead
Get up. Get up
Who are you?
-I am new here -New here?
That allows you to shoot people?
I was thinking, didn't know what to do
I saw an act of injustice right in front of me and so, I shot him
Just a second, sir. I shall get your jewels
-Hold on -Sir?
Losing those jewels are like hairfall for me
But this is the downfall of my life!
No one has ever had a downfall in their life because of me
-Really, sir? -Here
Make a living with this watch
Sir, what will I do with this?
All I can do is check the time
Your time is about to change from now onwards
How?
When you sell this...
that's when you will realize my value
You are going to go places!
Now, I'll go this way
Careful, sir
And I was planning to shoot a kind hearted person!
Alex...
get up
Alex!
Damn you! Get up!
Stop overacting! Get up!
I said, get up!
Dude!
Luck will knock your door only once!
Starting today luck has entered my home and left yours
Alex!
Tell me, dude
Come with the vehicle
I'll be there in five minutes
Now how about that?
I think I can settle down in my life with this, buddy!
And with this watch, me and my following generations will settle down!
What happened?
We are getting late
Hold this please
Stand aside
Dad, I am getting late for school
This is not new anyway
Nothing to worry. It's the usual problem. I'll fix it right away
Give me two minutes
Dad, we're getting late
-Don't worry. We'll reach on time -What happened?
Vijay, nice jeep! Superb!
Uh-oh! These fellows?
Look, your friends are cheering you
-Why didn't you wave back? -Dad!
They were not cheering me. They were mocking at me!
Is it?
Obviously!
You promised you'd take him in jeep for parents teacher meeting if he secures first rank
He trusted you and promised his friends
Now if you take him in this cheap bike...
imagine how it'd affect his prestige?
He has prestige issues at this age?
Of course! Else what? Do you expect me to be like you?
Whoa! What's with his attitude?
I had the jeep ready
My driver had to go to his native. So he took an off
What can I do?
Stop lying
You believe that government vehicle shouldn't be used for personal needs
-Isn't it? -Nothing like that
Quiet! At least you believe me
I swear, I had arranged the jeep
There it's fixed! Engine has started. Hop on!
Come quick. Let's go
Careful
Biscuit?
No, wafer
-Come on -Yes
You said you'd come in jeep but you came in bike?
Looks like my dad's driver took an off today
Your dad has a driver?
Come, let's go
Dad, meet my friend, Vijay
Oh, is it? Where are your parents?
Didn't they come?
Give him a chocolate. You heard me!
Sir!
-Dad, what are you doing? -Shut up!
Sir!
What are you doing here?
Sir, here for the parents teacher meeting
Dear, who is he?
Earlier you didn't believe me, right?
This is the fellow
My driver, Ramesh, who took an off to go to his native
Dad, so you are a driver?
Quiet!
-Greetings, madam. How are you? -I'm fine
-How about you? -I'm fine
Come on
Ramesh, don't you know my son too studies in the same school?
I didn't expect you'd take an off and come
When have I took an off?
I'm here on two hours permission I have to go back.
What's up? Why is his highness so happy?
Obvious, isn't it?
Today is the day my son looked at me like I'm a hero
Only your son or that teacher too?
Which teacher?
Mala teacher
Who is this Mala teacher?
The lady in pink Saree and looked like a movie heroine?
How dare you? Wanna see me punish you?
Only the police must punish, not wives
I was kidding
You are my one and only heroine forever
Lie!
I swear it's the truth
I continue to work in the department with a good reputation and name
And you are the reason behind it
Enough
Make way
My dear beauty...
Why are you in such a romantic mood?
We have a son but we need a daughter to take care of during old age
What if again it's a boy?
Well, good! Isn't it?
We'll keep trying until we have a girl
Hello
Usually you call earlier than this
Why so late today?
I have to wait until everyone in my home are asleep
You chicken! Look at me
I'm flirting with you, lying right beside my parents
You are a man
If they catch you at home, they will marry you off to some beautiful girl
It's not the same for me
True
You can't find anyone better that me
You stalked me all over just to propose me
Must blame myself for accepting your proposal
Had I not accepted you'd have known...
who you'd have ended up with
Don't get pissed off, darling
Listen, an important thing
My friend's house is free
Everyone at his house have left to Tirunelveli
So?
You're trying to deceive me and have fun?
Nothing like that
It's tough to get a free house
What's with you?
You always take me to houses that are free
Well...
you're on the bed alone there, talking over the phone with me
I'm alone on the bed here, talking over the phone with you
Instead we can be on a bed together and...
spend time with each other
Think about it
My friend's house is free as everyone there is gone! Gone! Gone!
Now you're gone!
Our house owner wants use to vacate because four months rent is due!
And you 're focussed on your friend's free house?
The phone is damaged really bad
Poor thing
It must be in severe pain
My dad has bruised my face...
but you're not even bothered about it!
This phone is what matters, right?
Of course! After all I bought it for you
Wait!
-Karthik -Leave me
I'm just kidding
Come
Don't get pissed off
Sit down
I was just kidding
Wonder how I will talk to you hereafter, from home
Buy a phone quickly
I must buy one
It will take two to three months
Why don't you borrow some amount from someone
That is why I am here
More than your fiance...
you consider me as your financier
Here
No, thanks
Are you serious?
I'm serious. No, thanks
She speaks so much...
Well...
how much does it weigh?
Including this, so far I have given you...
65 grams
65 grams?
Note all of it down properly
I'll settle the debt after our marriage
Go, stand aside! Sir!
- I din't sleep for the whole night sir.. - What should i do about it??
Go stand aside...
-Greetings, sir -What's the issue?
He's the elder brother of the guy we arrested last night
What are the charges?
He got drunk and was creating ruckus at the quarters
His brother has been pleading for a long time now
Sir, it was an innocent mistake
Please forgive him this time
Drinking is wrong and creating ruckus on streets is worse!
But usually he's not like that
He fought with his wife. So he got drunk and... This is the first time
If drinking is the solution after fighting with wife...
then every man will be a drunkard
Sir, he has two children dependent on him
Please show some mercy, sir
Check the nominee's address on it
-Ramesh -Sir?
Let him go
Come out
Repeat this and I'll press charges and put in prison
Okay, sir. I won't repeat it
-Behave yourself. Go -Go!
Sir, have this 3000 rupees
What's this?
For letting my brother go
How dare you?
Put him back in jail
-Put him in prison for bribing me -Don't you know him?
I wonder who started this habit? The people or the police?
Ramesh, see who's calling
Sir, your wife
Put it on speaker
Sir...
What is it, dear?
I am at Vijay's school
The school management called up and asked me to come
Is he fine? Did he fall sick?
He's fine. They wanted me to take him back home
Why?
We haven't paid his school fee for two terms. What else can we expect?
Are they kidding? Didn't I promise I'll pay it on the 29th?
Today's the 30th
Dear, you there?
Fine, take him home. I'll come home
Sir...
please don't mistake me
I'm a lower rank officer but I have already paid my son's annual fee
You're an S.I but you haven't even paid your son's term fee yet
Change a little bit and everything will fall in place
Such changes are the reason of our nation's current predicament
What's the problem if I stay honest?
Let me be
Sir, by being honest you might uphold the justice in law and order
But you won't able to take care of your family
Earlier, elders taught us not to commit mistakes
But today everything has changed
But I won't change
Pledge this and arrange for the fee
Are you worried?
Nothing like that, dear
These bangles and the holy thread chain are the only jewels you are left with
If I pledge these...
No need
I shall make some arrangements in couple of days
Keep these back in the locker
Dear...
you have taken all the loans that can be availed from the department
You aren't able to pay the interest for loan taken for your sister's wedding
Then how will you arrange now?
Only way is to accept bribes
Sangeetha...
then shall I?
-Shall I what? -Accept bribes!
Take bribe...
and I shall find a lawyer and apply for divorce
Do you have any idea how much that will cost?
We can pay the school fee with that
You!
You can't even throw the ladle
You think you can throw me away?
We are made for each other, forever
That's it
Nobody here?
They are in the restroom, sir
What's the time?
I don't have a watch, sir
Then what's this?
I meant I don't have the habit of wearing watch
Yet you are here to pledge a watch?
You too are here to pledge bangles but you aren't wearing it
Sorry, sir. It just came out in a flow
-There comes the guy
Yes, sir. How may I help you?
My friend is on the way. I'll wait. Attend this officer first
Fine. Okay
Thank you
Tell me, sir
-What is the best rate I can get for these? -For these...
Let's weigh it first, sir
This is the only place they never set foot on. Now, here they are!
Check the weight, sir. It's 31 grams
-31 multiplied by... -So around 74?
Sir, that was brilliant
Have you been here already?
I'm a regular customer here. You are the one new here
Hand this receipt in the first counter and collect the cash
-Okay -Keep the receipt safe
Where did I keep those files?
Let the gold file be here
Excuse me
Tell me, sir
I have got a ring...
how much can I get if I sell it?
This one...
around Rs.10,000 - 12,000
My girlfriend gifted it to me
-I don't feel like selling. I'll pledge -Thank God. He left!
Okay, sir. As you wish
-You! Move! -Indecent fellow!
Hello!
Are you a cop?
Go and wait! I was here before you
You check this watch
-It's nice -Don't jinx it
-Then take it back -No!
Tell me how much can I get for it
How much are you looking for?
Rolex, original! 85 lakhs!
Say 80?
Sir, a new piece costs only 50
I don't think that kind heated fellow won't lie
Well market rate might have gone down
How about 45?
Sir, my company won't take this
How about I buy from you personally?
I don't care who buys it
All I need is the promised 45
Okay!
20... 30... 35... 45... yes!
-Bro
What are you doing?
Bro, didn't we strike a deal just now?
Here, take this 45
-Looks good -How much did I demand and how much are you paying?
I meant 45 lakhs!
What? 45 lakhs for this watch which is not even worth 50 rupees?
You fool!
Not even worth 50 rupees?
-Bro... -What?
If you are weak at assessing watches...
Please ask some of your seniors and find out
This is Rolex
Everything inside it is made up of gold! Original
Who said this is Rolex? This is Dolex!
Rolex is spelled R.O.L.E.X
This is D.O.L.E.X!
Dolex!
Stop correcting spelling like you're an English professor!
All I need is my 45 lakhs rupees! Now, pay up!
-Get lost you doofus! -Doofus?
How dare you? Call the manager!
Fine, you call the manager and I'll call the police
-Police? -Here, take your toy watch
Brings toys to pledge and make my life hell!
Let me inquire
Bro...
Forget whatever happened
Can you take this Dolex watch and pay me 35 lakhs?
Damn it, get lost! I said, get lost!
What are you going to pledge?
Golden ring
He'll anyway say it's fake. I'm going to another shop, wanna join?
Security!
-Get lost you balloon doll! -Crazy guy!
You are still here??
Thought I would settle down for good with that watch!
- Luck will knock the door only once. - Same crappy voice!
-Costs 10K at mall but I'm selling it for just 1K -Dear, move
-Costs 10,000 at mall but I'm selling it for just 1000 -Please, move
Sir, tell me how much would this cost?
Sir, this is duplicate
My foot!
So if you have it, it's original and if I have it it's duplicate?
Sir, please leave
My business is at it's peak hours
-Please take a hike -Fine, I'll go
Rs.1000 for car rent. Rs. 300 for fuel
Rs. 400 for Alex. Pay me Rs. 1700 and I'll be on my way
Why should I pay you?
Bro, don't you recognize me?
-I swear, I don't recognize you -You! Shovel face!
Last night I almost murdered a person for you
Murdered whom?
I'll murder you now! Don't you recognize me?
-I swear, I don't recognize you -Okay, I'll get the truth out!
Wait!
Hello, Checkers hotel?
Remember the guy who paid the bill with a duplicate ring?
I have got him! Stop ticking me! You...
What are you?? If i am a fraud.
Look at him run!
Runs like a pig running scared of crackers!
Rascal!
Can't you guys see he's cheating? Move!
Hello
Baby, I brought a new phone
Calling you first
Do you say the same thing to everyone?
Whom else do I have other than you?
Enough of your sympathy
Remember what's special tomorrow?
Of course, it's your birthday, right?
Where's the party?
Don't push me!
I host a party for your birthday
And you want me to host a party for my birthday too?
This time, I don't care what you do
I won't spend a penny
Let me see...
how are you going to impress me
Impress you?
Consider it done
God! Just this one robbery and I must settle in life
Did the owner forget to lock the house while leaving station?
Well, luck is on my side!
He has left the wardrobe out in the hall!
Well, luck is definitely on my side!
Brother!!!!
Yes, bro?
You must be starving. Come, have some food
Well bro, I just dropped in, to say that door is not locked
Brother..
even without looking at your face I can say you're here to steal
Go ahead, do your work
How do you have such a big heart?
One must not possess more than he needs
Take whatever you need. The keys to the wardrobe is over there
-He is too kind hearted -Dear...
That's not the key
The one with the toy key chain
Bro...
Thanks a lot
Just like your size...
-you have a huge heart -Go ahead
Looks like the Lord Ayyanar himself having dinner
Bro, it's empty!
Check the locker
What a kind man!
Key No. #7
Bro! Bro...
Bro!
-Even the locker is empty -Obviously!
-I have stolen it already -You stole it already?
I was waiting for finger prints
The police will be here any moment
Police?
Even the public will gather
-Thief! Thief! He's inside! Catch him! -Stop screaming!
God! I'm getting caught without stealing
Such scene are what deceives the people, making them think police means something else
That's how I too was deceived eight years ago
-Tell me, Ramesh -Congratulations, sir
Congratulations?
For what?
Come on, sir. Don't act like you don't know
Promotion list is here. It has your name in it
One more star added!
What? This is unbelievable
-Sir, check out the headlines -What?
Newspaper...
What is it?
Promotion! One more star
Saw it, sir?
Well, Ramesh, I am unable to find the newspaper
Paper!
-Ramesh -Yes, ma'am
Thanks for the good news
When he comes to station, I shall send sweets along with him
Okay, madam
-I shall hang up now -Okay, madam
Go, check the newspaper!
Sangeetha!
What happened?
Sangeetha!
Sangeetha, what happened?
Sangeetha!
Open your eyes!
Meera...
happy birthday!
I came here with lot of expectations
Now I'm upset
I must blame myself to have expected things from you
Forget it
Don't be in a hurry, baby
Close your eyes
Why?
So that you could run away?
Please!
Close your eyes
What is it?
Brother, We are all here...
Now, all of you close your eyes!
I'll go bring Vijay and get the keys also
Patient, Sangeetha Kumaravel
Doctor's calling you
Your wife is diagnosed with thyroid cancer
It's already in advanced stage
There are chances it might spread to other organs
We don't have the facility to treat it here
A specialist Dr. Shantha is available in Chetinadu hospital
Get the treatment done as soon as possible. It'll cost four to five lakhs
Dear...
-I'm hungry, mom -I'll prepare dinner in five minutes
Why is getting drenched in rain?
Why are you getting drenched?
Hold this
You might fall sick
Get inside, first
Come on
Get the treatment done as soon as possible. It'll cost four to five lakhs
Sir, by being honest you might uphold the justice in law and order
But you won't able to take care of your family
Please change a bit for the sake of your family
Sir, SI Kumaravel speaking
Inspector Kumaravel! Didn't I promote you?
-I wanted to discuss regarding that -At this hour? What is it?
Well, sir. It'd be great if you can post me in a good location
It'd be helpful
Like the location is going to change the man you are
I have posted you in a place that will suit you best
Check it out yourself. You'll be surprised!
Okay, sir
Excuse me! Good morning, sir
Punishment transfer, sir?
Why do you ask so?
Well, it's quite obvious
Either officers who aren't interested in work are transferred here
Or else...
the utmost sincere officers are transferred here as a punishment transfer
Nine to five job
In the police department this is the "women's job section"
Confused?
We must tap calls of the opposition party members...
and inform the secrets to ruling party
They will play politics with the leads we give and earn in crores
But we? We can't earn even a penny extra than our salary
In fact, sir...
we can't even boast about this job to others!
Such is the job here
Good morning, sir
Good afternoon
Uncle, the shop looks grand
I took utmost care to set it up
Each and every cloth here has a drop of my blood in it
Who would buy blood stained cloth, uncle?
Dear, brother-in-law...
I must work hard and turn this into a three storied showroom by next year
Then turn it into a six storied showroom the next year
The third year I must become the legend of textile shops
Thank God for you, uncle. I came here as I had no means of making a living
I thought you too would be jobless like me
It's okay. When I think I'm gonna work for a legend...
-I feel proud -What? Work here?
-No way -Come on, uncle
I don't trust anybody. That is why I haven't even hired a single staff
You're a thief. Why would I hire you to work here?
Like before, I am not strong enough to get caught and beaten up
I swear on you...Uh-oh, his hearing machine fell down!
Not a good start to the business
You may visit, have some coffee...
and then leave!
Uncle, if this is what I get from you then where else can I go?
Listen you cotton-head!
You were single at the age of fifty
I married my sister off to you out of sympathy...
Everyone at the wedding laughed!
Because she looks ugly and you are old!
In fact, after tying the knot you asked me a walkie stick to stand up
I helped you to the bed
And you say you can't hire me?
Doofus!
I can hear!
-Then why the ear machine? -People think I can't hear and...
So in order to find out what people talk when the hearing aid comes out...
I use this dummy machine
When you can play so much with a hearing aid...
then how much will you be playing with my innocent sister
-At least hire me for that reason -I don't make the decision here
-Take care of the shop for five minutes -Okay
I shall go to temple, put a toss and then decide if I must hire you or not
Sorry, unnecessarily I dragged my sister's issue into this
God!
Starting today, this shop must fall into my custody
Excuse me
Yes!
Sir, are you the owner?
Almost
We are coming from a product company
Sir, have a look at this
Can't wear cooling glass in shop
This is not cooling glass but virtual reality glass
It will take you to a whole new different world
-I don't have a passport -She meant virtually
Help us by selling this product in your shop...
One piece is worth Rs. 20,000. Sell three and get two for free
Before that cotton head puts the toss and comes back...
Let me sell these and make more money
Sir, here. Try the demo
-Whoa! They are attacking me -Attack them back, sir
Wait, I'll show you the power of a Tamilian. Watch me!
-Hit the opponent!
I won't spare if you try to escape!
Three of them? Come on!
What have you done?
That felt like a real beating
Uncle!
Before I returned from temple, you have almost emptied my shop!
You said, every cloth has your blood drop
Only your blood is left but the clothes are missing
Forget that! Did you toss the coin at Lord Pillyar temple?
I did put the toss
It was neither head nor tails
The coin rolled on and fell into sewage
Look here!
The stock that got stolen is worth 15 lakh rupees
If you don't return me the money...
-you sister's life will be ruined -It got ruined when she married you
Hello
Assistant Commissioner from the Income Tax department here
Tell me, sir
I have sent a person's detail to your email id
He has been in our suspect list for long now
Tap his mobile number, monitor his activities and inform us
It's urgent
Okay, sir. I'll look into it immediately
Bye
Hello
Chief, what are you doing?
I'm watching TV
Did you see the atrocities happening?
True! Initially I thought he was a nice guy
Never expected he'll turn out to be such a wicked fellow
Whom are you talking about, chief?
The villain character in 'Kuladeivam' serial
Chief, why are you hooked to serial instead of focussing on the current trends?
Watch the news at once
Are you kidding me?
If I change the channel my wife will turn into a devil
It'll become a huge problem
Chief, the whole nation is in problem
And you think your wife creating problem is a big deal?
What's the nation's problem now?
It's not the nation but the nation's currency that is in problem
Stop confusing me like the Dharma character in 'Priyamanaval' serial
Explain clearly
-Chief, big screw up! -For whom?
Everyone, like you, who has black money is screwed!
-Check the news -Give me the remote
Saw that?
Whoa! What's going on?
This is a shocking news!
What do we do now?
Just like you many of them are in shock...
That the 500 rupees...
and 1000 rupees currency notes...
presently in use, will no longer be legal tender from midnight
I thought we were the ones suffering
The whole nation is going to suffer. That was spot on!
What is it, dear?
I don't know
I have been coughing since morning
Hello
Is this Sulaiman?
-Who's this? -It's me Yahmul
The bank manager has agreed
New bills have been unloaded
Get any amount of old bills from your partner
10% commission. We can exchange it at once
I'm driving now. I'll call you in 10 minutes...
and tell the location. Come there. Bye
Where are you going at this hour?
Wait, I'll be back with the medicine
I was unable to arrange after all 4 lakhs
But these guys are handling crores and crores.
It's okay to steal from a theif
When I became a cop, I came and stood in front of you
Now, I'm going to become a thief
And here I am in front of you, again
As a police, what I'm doing is wrong
As a husband, what I am doing is right
Whatever is the punishment, impose it on me
Save my wife
I'm ready. Bowl now
Come on! Come on!
Sangeetha
Sange...
Sangeetha
-Sangeetha, what happened? -Coming
Open the door
Sange...
What happened?
Nothing
I'm worried doctor
Blood vomit is an indication that the situation is critical
The earlier you do the surgery; the better
Make the payment and let me know, I shall arrange for the surgery
Why did you bring me to such a costly hospital?
What will we do for money?
I'll take care of it
Looks like you got a small tumour in the stomach
They say surgery will cure you
Nothing to worry
Where is Vijay?
I left him with the neighbours kids, to play
Plan is ready.
But, I can't do this alone.
Please Start!
Lakshmi, start!
Lakshmi!
Apply the choke
Slightly slant the bike towards left
Start kicking
Exactly at the 4th kick it'll start
Come on, instead of telling me can't you help me start it?
Sir, so it was you?
Sorry, sir. I didn't knew it was your bike
Sir, don't arrest me for having made fun of you the other day at pawn shop
-Whose idea was this package? -Mine
Well did it because of poverty
Everyone ignored it, you too could've done the same
My bad luck, you caught hold of me
Guess sentiment isn't working on him
Not your bad luck
Your good times have started
Even the bike I'm trying to start isn't starting
Then how will my good time ever start
Understood?
I understood one thing very well
Earlier, we used to fear that police will catch us for committing crimes
Now, its after police catches us, we are asked to commit crimes
That's what worrying for me
Don't worry. I have the perfect plan
We won't get caught
But we both aren't enough for this
We need two or three people more
Are you including more cops in this?
Well, can't trust the department guys
True! They are cheeky thieves!
Sir, not you. I meant in general
Do you know anyone?
I do know and I have them in my hands!
In mobile?
Dubmash!
Can these guys act?
Sir...
after Sivaji Ganeshan passed away...
these are the guys desperate to fill his shoes
They won't utter a word. All they need is a character role
Trust me, sir
If cheating is the name of the game, then no one can beat me in this game!
I can!
Don't screw up
We perform like pros in the app in phone!
In front of the camera we shall be dedicated, perform our best...
and leave everyone awestruck!
Stop irritating me with your over exaggeration
-Thought you'll say over acting! You went one step ahead -Look who's coming you pothead!
-Who are you? What do you want? -Won't you allow us in if we don't answer?
-Look at his change in attitude after seeing her -Sir, who are you?
What do you want?
You are just barging in!
Sir, I'm talking to you. Who are you?
Why are these guys quiet?
Can't you hear me? Answer me!
Why are you guys standing outside like a guard? You're policemen!
-Yes, sir! -Do that inside!
-Income tax raid! -Search warrant!
-No one must move from here -Income tax raid?
-Dear! -Coming, darling
You called your husband but why is your servant here?
Sir, he's my husband
Dear...
Snatch away everyone's mobile and lock all the doors
No one must go out from inside and no one must come in from outside. Quick!
If we lock the doors then how will anyone come in from outside?
Please obey my orders
Okay close!
Sir! Sir!
-Sir! Sir! What's happening? -Check every corner!
Sir! Why are you disconnecting that?
-Sir, I have children -That's your mistake
-Sir, I'm very poor. You can't find anything here -I just arranged them
I'll tell if you're poor or not
-Sir, the mobile is not charged
I'll charge it later, sir
Nothing is there. Stupid! Tell him!
Do you think he'll listen to me?
Officers, what are you doing?
We've a small doubt
-Wonder what's their doubt
What is it?
Where is the camera, sir?
See that wall clock? The camera is hidden inside it
Sir, you're watching everything through a camera inside a watch!
Thangadurai, no more jokes please
I'll try
I'll search upstairs. You search down here
Sir, nothing's there upstairs. Only my inners are drying in the sun
Dad, I need my phone.
Don't remove it. I am not wearing anything inside
Sir! Sir!
Don't go in sir.. There is nothing.
Come here. Stand in a position
Answer with only 'Yes' or 'No' for the questions I ask you
Okay, sir
Only 'Yes' or 'No'
What's your name?
You're thinking, which means...
you are planning to lie!
Now, go make us all some coffee
How was that?
How was my performance?
Likes will flow, right?
Mr. 'Part time' Crazy guy! Don't ruin it with your overacting
Now watch how I perform!
Lets see..
I very well know where women keep the money
What's this money doing here?
That's EB money, sir
And this?
Cable money, sir
And this?
Newspaper money, sir
So this?
Milk money, sir
It's already 15th of the month
Why haven't you paid them all yet?
Why are you keeping it?
Sir...
these are not the bills I have to pay them
It's the money they paid me
Now I understand why everything's so shiny in here
Come on, sir
Your performance...
Sir, I am just a clerk
What will you find in my home?
Just a clerk? Then how do you own such a costly house?
Do you have more assets apart from income?
-Sir, my father-in-law gifted me this -So you demanded dowry!
What room is this?
-Store room, sir -Open it!
-Sir! -Open or else I'll have to break it
Get lost!
Sir!
You call this a store room?
Usually old things are stored in a store room
This doesn't look like one
Sir, I got nervous seeing you hence I was blabbing
Why are you nervous? Only those who commit crime must get nervous
I'm telling you, I am just a clerk
Trust me
Hold on for minute
Sir...
there is nothing over here. Did you give the wrong address?
There is no change in address
You're at the right place
There is 20 lakhs in that house
I heard it myself!
Is it?
You! Aren't you ashamed to eavesdrop?
-Sorry, sir -Get lost!
Sir, not you. The guy here
He is tricky fellow
He must have hid that money there for sure
Stop thinking like a Income Tax officer and think like yourself
Like myself?
Like a thief
You go an AC
Also an air cooler
Sir, the air cooler doesn't work. It's old one
Switch it on
The AC?
Air cooler
It won't work, sir
Will you switch it on or shall I do it?
Go!
-He's threatening me like a rogue -I said, go!
-Looks like a snatcher! -Why are you itching a bald head?
Baldie! I thought it was an air cooler but turns out it's an ATM
Sir...
there are two kids dependent on me
How about we strike a deal?
It's my senior officer. Shut up
Hello, sir
-How's the raid going on? -Fine, sir
How is it going over there?
Caught a culprit here
He had stashed up 50 lakh rupees
We didn't leave anything. Confiscated all the money and arrested him
-Shall I come there? -What should I say?
Hello! Sir! There is some signal issue here. I'll call you back
Sir, if you raid my house, I'll be in streets
Let's come to an amicable agreement
-I know the value of money -Yes, sir
I also have two sisters whom I must marry off
Sir, whatever you need...
take a little bit
Offer him 50-50
Fine, there's 20 lakhs in it
10 lakh for me and 10 lakh for you. What say?
-10:10 -Why are you scratching your head?
Shall I hand it over to the government?
Sir, no need
Sir, I shall follow anything you tell me
-Pig face! Deals me with my own money -Here's your 10 lakhs
This is my 10 lakhs
Sir, you are my God!
-Important thing -Tell me, sir
I won't tell anyone outside about this raid at all
-Okay, sir -You too maintain the same
What? Raid?
When and where did it happen?
I haven't seen you at all
You're one hell of a thief!
Please come, sir
Here, sir. Eight lakhs
-Eight lakhs? -Yes
Why eight lakhs?
Barring 20% commission, eight lakhs is what you get
My friend told me the commission is 10%
That was two days ago. Inquire out there. It's almost 30% now
Only we do for 20% commission
Sir, I didn't exchange black money like others
Sir, I save this money bit by bit for my sister's wedding
I don't care if you saved it bit by bit or all at once
The commission here is 20%. Take it or leave it
Sir! Sir, I'll take it
Sir, I'll be a regular customer hereafter
Do you have lot of sisters to marry off?
My dad is jobless. What can I do?
-Next time commission is 30% -Get lost, you doofus!
What's up, sir
Did you think this thief will run away with the money?
You are my God, who taught me to steal without any hassle
Why would I cheat you?
Here, seven lakhs
Sir, they take their 30% commission
Cheating guys!
Today's market rate is 20% commission
Correct!
I was just checking if the police inside you is alive
He's alive!
Here, the balance one lakh
Whoa!
Sir, forget all this
Please listen to my idea to enhance our business
There is no air flow here, I feel uneasy
Let's start an office in Vadapalani. Two girls in the reception
If I keep ogling at them I will get good ideas. What do you say?
Kuberan...
We both were in need of money
Hence we teamed up and did this
This is the first and last time
Here's your share, four lakhs
Sir! Sir!
Forget the office idea. This place is just fine according to Vasthu
For breeze, we shall open the windows
Give me the next assignment
If you steal again using this plan without my knowledge...
then I'll myself hand you over to the police
You'll hand over me to the police?
Then who are you?
Doctor, I have paid all the bills. When can we have the surgery?
Mr. Kumaravel...
we just did a PET scan
The cancer has gone to advance stage and spread to lungs
So we can't perform the surgery as planned
First, we must address the cancer
Then we'll proceed to the surgery
Chemotherapy must be done
Four to five lakhs won't be enough. We'll need more
Minimum around 20-25 lakhs will be required
Kuberan...
I want to meet you. A small problem
-Hello -What are you doing?
I am studying
What are my future in-laws doing?
They are sleeping
What do you want?
You gotta study and so you said you can't meet me
But I desperate to meet you
What happened?
Hello
-Are you there? -Hold on
-Idiot! -Did I scare you?
Of course!
Who won't get scared if you do like this?
Baby! Open the door, please
Baby!
To hell with your "baby!"
-Open the door -Wait, I'm coming
This door, I tell you!
Haven't you repaired it yet?
I gotta study for my exam
Why did you come at this hour?
What are you gonna do after completing studies? A job, right?
I don't want my wife to work
Yeah! Sounds good!
You won't go for any work and you won't let me go too
What will do sitting idle at home?
I know a work that jobless people do
-Who is that at this odd hour? -I don't know
Who could it be, at this hour?
-Yes, who are you? -Income tax raid!
-Search warrant! -Move, make way!
Search warrant?
Sir!
Sir, how can you barge in like this?
Sir, you might have got some wrong information
Sir why aren't you paying heed to me?
Sir, how can you torture us at midnight hours?
Income Tax officers can come at any time! Who are you to question us?
Yes, we can come at any time!
-Go! -You cannot question us
-Sir, there's nothing in my home -Shut up!
Let us do our duty
-Ask about me in the department -Open that door and check
I am an sincere officer
If neighbours come to know, I'll lose my dignity
Who is that??
Meera, what happened?
Income Tax raid
What?
The police are here
Not this way. That way
Officers search downstairs. I'll search upstairs
You! Follow me!
This door is not opening!
-Sir, there is nothing in my home -Who is in this room?
Answer me!
That's my daughter's room
Open, I must check
Sir, she must in deep sleep after studying for exams
Where in this world do girls sleep as early as 11 pm?
Open, I must check
-Sir... -Will you open it or should I?
Open it
Meera
Wake up
Dear, Meera
Meera
Wake up, dear
Listen...
get up and get out
Who is he, daddy?
Income Tax officer
It's an I.T raid
Get up and move, I gotta search this room. Come on!
Her looks are fishy
-Tea is here -Sir, tea
-Is it strong? -Yes
Give it to him
Thank you
Sir, for you
-Did you add sugar? -Yes
Then give it to him
He is not that innocent..
Sir, shall I bring you light tea without sugar?
No, I don't have the habit of drinking tea
Only cool drinks. Get me a cold drink
You just have two Likes more than us in Dubmash acting app
That makes you special and hence the cold drink?
And moreover, it's us who give you those two Likes
-So, don't mess with us -Drink this tea
-That's leftover tea -What?
Drink it, you doofus!
They are damaging me too much!
Madam, two juices!
Sir...
Told you. There is nothing here
Search all you want but you won't find anything
Sir, you won't anything anywhere here
Sir, please
Sir, you are just wasting your time
-I won't leave without the money! -There's none here!
How many rooms in this house?
Next to this is the guest room. Please come there
A lighter?
Doesn't looks like she smokes
What's this?
Why are you repeating all that I'm doing?
That's because you can't repeat what she can do!
Am I correct, dear?
Looks like you are studying really well. Is this how you study everyday?
Do you keep all important things under the bed?
Sorry, sir
Please don't rat me out
Wait
The bag is full of money
Let me deal this first!
Let's sit and talk, sir
Get lost!
It's the money I saved for my daughter's wedding
There's two crores in this
Yes, sir
You have 10 years service left in PWD
Yes, sir
If you do your work properly and you can even become chief engineer
Yes, sir
That's why I'm telling you...
let's settle this amicably
As usual, ask for 50-50 deal
-I feel pity for you, sir -Sir...
Why do you wanna face issues because of this money?
So, I shall take all the money
What are you saying? It's risky!
Kuberan!
So are you okay with the deal, sir?
What kind of deal is this, sir?
You say you'll take all the money
I rather face the legal procedures then
Legal?
Fine, I'm okay with that
First, I'll have to seize this money
Then arrest you
Before that put this as flash headlines in news
Officers! Where are you?
-Sir! Sir! -What?
Let's discuss first. Why talk about arrest etc.?
Let's share 50-50. I'm okay with it
50-50? No sharing business when it comes to money
The whole amount is mine. I gave you an offer and that's over!
Officers, where are you? Come here, we gotta arrest him
-Officers! -Sir,
My husband in an innocent. Please don't arrest him
He's a heart patient. He can't bear this
Tell that to him! He can earn well if he stays in his job
If the news comes out, he'll lose his job. Explain it to him
Dear, Do whatever he says..
-What can I do? -Dad...
- What will i do? - Dad...
Please come. You have come at the right time
At least you try to explain your dad
Will you explain or should I tell him?
About the secret hiding below the bed
Dad, we'll get money today and the lose it tomorrow
You better agree to whatever he says
Okay, dear
I'll let him have it
-Officers! -Yes, sir!
-On the way, sir -Come on
-Director, sir -What?
I felt the artist selected to play the family was a poor choice
But they acted really well towards the end
It looked real
Thanks to the situation
My foot! They were overacting!
They are standing there as if they lost everything!
Just a minute
He's a great director. Asks us permission
Sir..
I am taking away the money you saved for you daughter's wedding
It actually hurts me a lot
Dear...
study what you can, live happy and don't disappoint your father
With those big eyes, he wouldn't weep for hours
Success!
Why did you disconnect my call?
-Why did you disconnect my call? -So, what? I am here!
What did I tell you and what did you do?
Sir, hands off me!
How long do we do petty robberies?
One shot, two crores!
Take your share if you want or else I'll have the full money
Where will you take this money and go?
It's mere paper! Where will you exchange it?
So far eight have been arrested for exchanging bills
One among them is the guy who exchanged bills last time for us
If not him, someone else. Pay the commission and you'll find many of them
Many will work for commission but remember God is watching us over!
Be greedy and you'll lose everything!
What kind of a man are you?
This is the dark age! Money is the God, here!
God is on our side now!
Talks rubbish!
You want money but you hardly know about it
It won't let the rich sleep and it won't let the poor live!
No matter how much deep you hid it, it'll call out everybody and expose you!
Hey had you knocked, we would have opened the door
Why did you break the door?
I had my doubts when you said you are an IT officer
That's why I followed you
Your setup looks big
You helped me locate the money bag...
that's why I didn't rat you out from under the bed!
Why did you come here?
Who is this?
I own this money
You don't even own the girl
Even your relationship is unsure. Let go of the bag
Let go!
If I take this money, I will get the girl
I will call the cops if you stop me!
Who do you think he is? A Gurkha?
He is a police inspector!
Sir, come on...
-Being a policeman -Listen
We three are in need of money
Yes
These are demonetized currencies
Only I can exchange these for new ones
What do we do?
By three
-Sir -Pull over
The station hasn't arrived yet
I know Naidu
He is a small time thief, there is no use catching him
Let him go
Thank you so much sir
I will take leave sir
Sir
What are you up to?
You will steal again, won't you?
I caught you this time and I let you go...
What if someone else catches you?
Why don't you start a small business to run your life?
Why would I steal if I have enough money to start a business?
Everyone are ready to give free advices
I am the only one who gives advance too... Take this
5 sovereigns...
It's worth 1 lakh Rupees
Start a small store and help yourselves
-You are an angel -Stop your drama
That is the only pawn shop in the area who has good exchange rates
Make sure you sell this in that shop
Now leave
-I will take leave sir -Yes, sir
Sir, that is not gold
What are you saying?
That is indeed gold
But you are the one with golden heart
I have never seen such a gesture before
You have seen only my prior activities
Take a look at what I do later
Come along
What happened?
Sir, he spoke in Hindi and cheated me
-What happened? -He gave only 80,000 Rs
What?
-Is it? -Yes, sir
-Come let's ask again -Yes, sir
Honesty follows your suit, sir
Greetings sir, Welcome
Greetings?
You took your 20,000 cut. Why are you buttering up after seeing him?
Answer his questions
Sait...
-Did you take the jewel from him? -Yes sir, I did
I gave him bill and receipt for the same
Whose jewel is it?
It's yours, sir
Rascal
How dare you steal and sell my chain when I removed it to wash my face
And you wrote him a bill for the stolen jewel
No, sir
Naidu, lock the shop
Seize all the jewellery
Call the corporation and ask them to seal the shop
Excuse me! All the customers shall walk out
What are you staring at?
Do what I say?
The plan was for the Sait, is it?
Get up...
Sir, I made a mistake
Sait, you may not have known that it was a stolen jewel
But you should have suspected him taking a look at his face
I'll obey your orders sir
Oh no! You will speak in Hindi
I shall speak in Tamil too
Is it?
Dear, guess where I am?
I know, by now the jeweler would have started speaking in Tamil
You have understood me too good
-Dear, I noticed a mango shaped necklace in the shop -Yes, dear
-Don't forget to get that -Mango shaped necklace?
I will get that
Okay
Bye
Sir, I have a doubt
Tell me
Was your marriage arranged?
Or did you get a customized wife for yourself?
You both are made for each other
Sir, please take this 20 lakh Rs
Hey, sait!
-Yes sir!! -Where is the mango necklace, that my wife asked?
There
That's the one
Take that one too
Sir, that costs around 4 lakhs
-Hey! -If we seal the shop for 6 months, the mango will be wasted
You were adamant on the sale to his wife yesterday
You should have anticipated the outcome right then
Go and come back with a smaller mango too
Did I say that right, sir?
Hello
Uncle
-Dear -Who keeps their money here?
You lost my 1 Crore along with your money
We were planning to exchange the currency
So, I thought it would be safe to keep them in the same bag
I did not get any news that there were any raids
Something's wrong
Dear
We won't tell anyone
They asked us not to tell anyone too
I offered to split the money in half to save your money
But the officer was very adamant and said no
Hello, Mr.Ram
How are you?
I am fine, Chandran
I see that you are wealthy
Looks like you rock with seized amounts
Not exactly Chandran
I am busy with my duty for 24 hours
You took mine in the name of duty
Someone from your department came to our house
To your house?
When was it?
-How much did they seize? -2 Crores
Chandran, after the currency ban
We ignore 2 or 3 Crores
Even 20 or 30 Crores is small amount for us
We don't have time even for that
We are looking out for bigger amounts
Are you sure, Ram?
Could you check and tell me?
I assure you Chandran
I am the one who assigns raids
We didn't send our men
It's not our men who came
It could be a fake raid, beware
Okay, Ram
I will take care
Thank you
Dear, we will get our money, won't we?
Uncle, it was a fake raid
Can't you differentiate between a thief and an officer
Bloody idiots
There are no CCTV in the house too
I will take down everyone within half an hour
Crap
I have never seen this much of money in my entire life
Even the phone's ringing, pick it up
-It's my girlfriend -Go ahead
Tell me Meera
It was thieves who raided our house earlier
Hey, don't blabber
It's true, my uncle found out just now
Who is your uncle?
Didn't you see the face of the officer?
He looked like an officer
Idiot...
My uncle is ACP Ravichandran
I think you should know him
He called IT to confirm the same
He will get hold of the thieves for sure
Alright, I will speak to you later
What happened?
Meera's uncle is ACP Ravichandran
ACP
Is it the vehicle used to demolish buildings?
-Sir -Please sir
Listen
If we hand over this one crore to our Government
We would be getting an honorary medal of 8 gms
Do as I say!
I will take 50
Divide 20 among you three
I will declare that we seized only 30
Okay?
Sir
-What happened? -Why the raid?
We raided the place and seized 1 Crore of black money
Yes, 1 Crore
You are that honest, is it?
One day, I will get a chance
I will take care of you then
I thought money will solve the problems
It only made it bigger
Sir, even CBI can't catch us
Make sure you exchange the notes soon
Correct sir
Let's not hurry
We will do it slowly
-I don't know what you do? -Uncle
In ten minutes time, I should have the details that I asked for
Uncle
One of my friends, in Dubmash...
She sent me a video stating that she saw our family photo in background
Is this so important right now
I am so tensed already
One of the thieves is in the video
Take a look
Bloody thieves!
You are gone!
There are only two beautiful things that man made in this world
One of them is me
You are the other one
Excellent dear, you are going to bag the inspector role
Let's go meet the director
As the lift opens, Rajini sir, will come out from the lift
An inspector from the left side should come and arrest him
-Did you understand? -Yes sir
Get it ready
Place a light on the left side
Okay sir
Who is playing the inspector role?
Sir, he is the one
-Him? -Yes, sir
I asked for someone who could play a policeman not a joker
Sir, he is Dubmash Rajagopal
He has 1 lakh followers
He is Raghuvaran of social media
He wouldn't even be half the height of Raghuvaran
Sir, don't judge me based on my looks
-Look at my body language -I am gonna hit you
He could mimic like Rajini sir
Enact the sheep voice scene
-Is he your relative? -Yes, sir. My brother in law
-I guessed -Dear, what about the Chandramukhi scene
Try Annamalai, not Chandramukhi
There is not much scope in that
Baasha?
Do whatever you want but not in front of me
He is ready to spoil our lives for the sake of his sister
Even Rajini calls me to inquire about me
Hi.. Hi...
Boss, please give him the inspector costume...
Is he the inspector?
Yes, brother. The director agreed to cast him
Brother-in-law, get ready soon
-Art department, is everything ready? -You are lucky, dear
When Sivaji sir was cast in Thangapathakkam movie...
It was me who gave Sivaji sir, the inspector costume
I am handing you the costume too, with same hands
-I am here to fill his void -You will prosper
Please turn aside
Oh crap
Sivaji sir...
Oh my God, you tore the pant that Sivaji wore
Is this the same pant that Sivaji sir used 50 years ago
Is there anything else?
There was another pant that MGR wore in Pallandu Vazhga
But, that got torn too
Can you stitch this up?
Not a chance dear
-You haven't got a chance in Cinema -Are you ready?
Srivatsu!
The pant got torn buddy
You spoilt my sister's life and now the pant
Pick up a constable costume and stand in the crowd
It's all fate
Hello
Is it Rajagopal sir?
I am Dubmash Rajagopal speaking
Sir, I am your die hard fan
Do you know tailoring?
Tailoring?
I don't know, sir
Thank you. Greetings
I have come all the way from Delhi to meet you
I am busy right now buddy
Sir, please sir
I would be very happy if I get to take a selfie with you
Please listen to me, I am tensed already
Please tell me where you are, I will come there by myself
Valasaravakkam
Where in Valasaravakkam?
Do I have to point out every single detail?
Come here if you could find the location?
Get lost, if not!
Wait, I am coming
Oh my God, It's getting torn as I stitch
My life has changed due to a costume problem
Sir, your fan has come here to meet you
Has he?
They keep torturing me all the time
-Tell him, I am unavailable -Sir, he spotted you. He's right there
Brother
Was it you who asked for a selfie with me?
-Yes... -Oh my!
Gun.... Star....
Belt!
A pant that doesn't tear
Oh my God!, I am the inspector
Oh my dear..
You people accept if Vijay Sethupathi gives a kiss
Won't you accept if I kiss you?
Sorry buddy. I shouldn't have spoken that way!
I get to act with Rajini sir. I will return your dress after that
Take as many selfies you want after that
Remove the shirt
Oh my God
Listen
I think he's gone crazy as he didn't get a chance to act
He is kicks whoever's acting well
You play the role of a father and you are overacting
Listen
Why are you beating?
Where have you kept the money that you stole
Stolen money...
What did you do to the money, he stole from this house
The Director took the money with him as he left
If he is the director, then who is Maniratnam?
who is Shankar?
who is Sundar C
Call him and ask him to be here immediately
I don't have the director's number, sir
Director, did you say?
Sir, I don't have the bloody bastard's number!
How did he call you to act?
One Cinema agent called me after watching my Dubmash
He said, the director is new. IT Officer
He said, the shooting will be for one day only with hidden camera..
I am just an artist
Why did you hit me now
If you call yourself an artist, then who is Rajini and Kamal?
Look, you keep on hitting on my face
I can't perform with a damaged face
I won't get any likes from my fans then
Sir
Sir, your hand resembles 'like' symbol but you keep hitting me
Sir, I don't know him
Where is the agent?
His name is Alex Pandian
He has a permanent room in Pandian lodge.
I haven't got paid for my acting yet
If you catch him, can you help me get my payment
I spoke with one person
Please wait here for five minutes
I will be back
Sir, you have to pay today
Madam was strict about this
I will pay
Please wait, I will call you after the doctor arrives
Okay sir
I am Bhaskar's friend
Please wait in the corridor
Sir, my girl is waiting downstairs
Please keep this 5000
Please help through the abortion
Behave yourself in a public place
Please keep that inside
Sir, it will be big problem if my family comes to know about this
Please sir, I trust you
-I shall give you money as per your demand -No need for that
I will call you tomorrow afternoon, after speaking with doctor
I will call you
No need of that
Please help me, sir
He will cost me my job, I guess!
What are you doing here?
My friend is admitted here
I am here to visit him
Your face tells a different story
What is the problem?
Tell me
What are you saying?
Sir, coffee
No
Sir, you ordered this
I did, yes. I don't want now. Cancel it
Sorry sir
It is wrong
I haven't settled down yet
How could I face this now?
Don't you know, when you were going out with the girl?
If you are responsible now, it's because of the child
Don't miss that
If a girl has come this far with you
It shows how much she trusts you
Don't break the trust
I know the pain it takes to save a soul
If it's just sex between you people...
then abort
If it's love...
Please...
Come let's go
What happened?
Don't mind
Then
I'll bring the money and meet your parents
asking for their consent to marry you
Sit down
Who is it?
-Police -That's it
-Police -Why is police here?
Would you have come if I had informed earlier?
Get into the bathroom. Don't come out until I tell you
They could have come few minutes later -Bloody cheat
Sir, I am sleeping alone
Do you wear women's sleeping dress when you sleep alone
This is comfortable.... God!
Fraud...
Sir, please don't hit me
-What is this? -Your dhoti -Please don't hit me sir
Are you enjoying using my money?
Sir, please don't hit me
Please tell me. Why are you hitting me?
You will steal the two crores nice and smooth
And now you want me to tell you why I'm hitting you?
Who came to raid my house?
Is this for that raid?
Things are now equal. Let me go, sir
Let him go.. Sir, shoot him
Sir, Kuberan is the one who did it
Sir, he didn't even paid the artists who acted for him
I know
Candid camera... Live artists...
Serial.. Isn't that the case?
Candid camera, Live artists...
But it's not a serial
Short film
Tell me his number
98410 73256
Sir, check this shoe
Shah Rukh Khan used this in Dilwale movie
Why should I choose what he used?
I meant that it is a good brand
15,000 Rs. It will be classy
Show something in my range
This much
Go down
Start from the bottom
Can't you guess from my face? Show me something else
Go!
He starts right from the costly ones!
Crap
Shall I try?
It doesn't matter who speaks
You must make him spell out where he is
Sir, I have an idea
There are two weakness for men
One is alcohol
The other is hair fall
Wait and see how I make him come to our place
Alright, call him
He announced demonetization all of a sudden. And there are no one in shop
Hello
-Sir, he picked up. Shall I speak -Speak
I picked up. Now speak
Hello
Sir, we are calling from Ervamatin oil company
If you use herbal oil from our company
It will give life to an bald head regrowing the hairs!
It'll turn bald head into a head full of strong hair!
As Diwali offer,
We are giving 5 litres of oil free
You have met me in person
You won't talk like this, if you meet me
Tell me sir
Any one who sells hair oil won't approach me
-Why is that, sir? -Because..
Unlike everyone, my hair grows like crops
It takes 3 days even to shave my head
I have that much hair. Get lost you baldie
Sir
How does he know that I am a baldie
-Oh my -He is not enticed by hair
Let me try alcohol now
Stop your nonsense. Let me try something
ACP Ravichandran
Why do you take this much time to search for an old shoe?
-Wait -Look at him
Hello Mr. Kuberan
Since you addressed me as Mr.
I don't have to respect you...
Who are you? What do you want?
Sir, call me however you want?
You are a millionaire from today
-Millionaire? -Kuberan
-Hello Kuberan
He got connected to Kuberan
Kuberan
Tell me
Sir, we are calling from Gift and Gift company
Your number has won 5 lakhs of Rs in a lucky draw
And I have to deposit 50,000 for the same, isn't it?
You are trying to con the con man. Get lost
Sir
Please don't judge our company like others
You don't have to spend one rupee
I don't have one to spend
Please tell us, where you are. We will come to you with cash
Why?
To gift me with the old 500 and 1000 notes
No, sir. The new 2000 Rs bills
Full cash
I can't trust you dear
Make a promise
I swear on my mother
Is that enough?
Swear on my mother?
Sir, only half an hour time left
Or the prize money might switch to another number
Dear, don't you hurry
I will give you 50,000 Rs. Don't pick up anyone else's call for next one hour
I am inside the Spencer Plaza in Mount Road
Hire an auto and come quick
Sir, wait for me...
Let's go
Why is he calling me at this hour?
Does he know about my lucky draw?
Let's not pick it up
Sir, look at this great shoe
It costs just 320 Rs. You buy one, you get one
Will you buy this?
Keep aside two of those Shah Rukh Khan's shoes
My friend called. Money is on it's way
Go
He is selling his own shoe to me
Hey, go fast
Sir
Shah rukh khan is ready
Place Shah rukh khan on the table, money is on its way
Sound the horn
Go
Sir, your phone is ringing
It could be about your money. Pick it up soon
Hey, it's not the call which gives you money.
It's the call which snatches your money . You mind your work
Make a U turn
Make a U turn buddy
Sir, you are the first customer
Please make the payment and leave
Even this is my first time purchasing shoes
Please wait
He is sleeping
You don't look like someone who shops for 30,000Rs
Get lost you idiot
Keep this 300 as advance
I will get that once I get the money
-Get lost! -Get lost you Pinocchio!
Looks like a foreign number
Hello
Kuberan, I am Inspector Kumaravel
Tell me buddy
ACP Ravichandran is the one who called you and offered you gift money
I called to warn you, why don't you pick up the call?
Get away from there
Uh-oh!
Everyone will be in trouble if you get caught
Sir, what are you saying?
They got me in trap
I gave him the only 300 I had
Will he return it if I ask him?
Let's try
Naidu, go search that side
I will cover this end
Come on. Stop ogling
I should never attend any calls when they offer gifts or loans
Oh my God. Police
They are coming
Please move
Sir
What ?
He is not here. Shall we move?
Oh my God. He is testing
Naidu! It's him. Catch him
Tell me
Why should I tell you?
Oh my!
Not me, sir
Stop your nonsense
When an officer like you are standing. How dare he sits down
You shall ask me anything, sir
I don't have to answer your associates
-Hey -Sir. Please wait
No amount of thrashing will bring you back to senses!
He is ACP but right now in undercover
Sir
Sorry sir
You warn us, if we don't wear helmet
But you don't seem to be in your uniform at all
I can't be serious if I look at your face
Tell me the truth
Who are you?
So you arrested me, without even knowing who I am?
Hey!
I will beat you to pulp
If you don't say the truth, I will cut your tongue along with your jewellery
Hold this
Isn't this your phone?
How much is this?
How will he know if you yourself don't know?
How much will it cost?
It must be around 2000 Rs
There is nothing with me that costs lesser than 5 lakhs
Now tell me. Is this phone mine?
Tell me, I am asking you now
You neither seem to have idea about my reputation...
nor my swag!
Are you mad?
You made a fake raid and seized two Crores
Where is that?
I don't have the habit of taking
I only give away
After all two crores? Cost of my two watches!
Rolex.. Gold...
Original
Take it
Make it
-How dare you? -Sir
It's paining sir. Let me go
I keep on asking. Tell me...
Sir...
What now?
I sent his photo to IS to inquire about him?
His details has come
What
His name is Burma bazaar power
But he demands everyone to call him Baasha
From Road side seller to Bar labourers...
he has cheated everyone
There are 72 cases against him
So, you know?
Why haven't they arrested him yet?
The department thought that arresting him might burn their reputation
But you caught him...
You look decent. Let me go, sir
Send him off
Come
Look at you walk like Ephialtes from 300 at this old age!
If the phone is not his?
Then whose is it?
How dare you give me your watch?
I am returning your watch
What is this?
Hello!
ACP chased me down like a dog
We should not let him free easily
Where is the phone?
I dropped it in a deserving man's bag
He would have made ACP run for his life with his reputation and swag
If they check the phone records, we will be caught
I deleted all those
-ACP is calling -Don't tell him, I am here
Hello
Kumaravel
Yes, sir
Kumaravel, I am ACP Ravichandran
Tell me, sir
I will tell you a phone number. Can you take out the call records of it
Go ahead, sir
98410
-98410 73 256 -73 25 6
I will take the details and call you tomorrow
Okay
And
Let this be among ourselves
Thank you
-What are you doing? -That is my number?
I didn't expect the call would be this sooner
He is asking for Kuberan's call records
It's great he asked you
Please change the information while you give
Sir, alter the information as he says
It's not as easy as you think
He is a criminal
Let's do a thing. Let's go on a leave for four days
I have to pay the hospital bill in two days time
I need the money too
I promised Meera that I will be meeting her parents in a weeks time with the money
ACP is your girl's uncle, right
Tell her that the money is your wedding gift
Everyone are struggling to exchange currencies
But you are planning for your wedding
We couldn't exchange old notes
What if we steal new currency?
New currencies are in bank
Will you raid a bank?
I know another place with new notes
Under whose cot
-Not under the cot -Then
In the locker
Whose locker?
Govind
Urunda Govindan
Who is it?
I intend to meet him
Where is my enemy? Pallavaram Mangu Kumar
Speak the truth or else your only your corpse will leave from here
Won't you speak? Let me check?
The bomb will go off in 10 seconds
Tell the truth
Are you guys playing with me?
These guys are too technical
I am not a fool
They are scared
You could diffuse a bomb with your urine...
But the fire in here...
none of you can put it off
Tell me
Keep quiet
Why do you silence him, when he tries to say something?
Keep quiet
Are you scared of him?
Fish, finish him off
If you keep squeaking, you are next
Are you playing games with me?
I am not a fool?
A life is going to end now
Hear him die, and then speak the truth
He died
Dear...
Now tell me where he is and what he is doing?
Speak up
Open your mouth and speak
Speak up, you idiot
I killed him, believing in you
Can't you speak?
-Fish -Yes, boss
He can't speak
-He is dumb -What about him?
He is dumb, he can't speak
Ask me. I will tell you the truth
Please stop for a minute
My BP shot up
So, plan B
You can't speak.
Hand him a paper and a pen
Let him write
Boss
I don't know to read or write
He bloody died
Boss, why did you kill him?
He is dumb and doesn't know to read or write, that's why I killed him
He wrote that he cant read
Boss, his handwriting is legit
He sounds like a bright student. Why did you kill him boss?
What are you saying fish?
I killed him
I am a fool
I am a fool.. fool... fool
Fish
No one should know about this
Make sure this doesn't leak
Do you need an introduction for a comedy person?
Brother
He has up to 5 murder cases under his name
Let that be. Where will be his cash?
We can't even get near that, no matter where it is?
He is of different league
He became a politician
He changed his name to Global Govindan
He is contesting in the upcoming elections
-Hail Global Govindan -Hail Global Govindan
Why are you opening the sea which is already open?
Very good question
Nayanthara comes to inaugurate a jewellery shop
She doesn't open the shutter to inaugurate the shop
No
They cut the ribbon to enter the shop that is already open
This is similar to that
Super boss
How will this benefit us?
One more good question
Have you taken rusk along with tea?
It will be tasty
-Does tea get benefit from that? -No
This is similar to that
-Boss -Tell me
You managed these guys, how will you manage them
-Press people -Oh them?
Hello! How are you all? Go ahead
There is a rumour that you killed ex-MLA to contest in the elections
Murder?
Me?
Do I look like a murderer?
It is a pure suicide
If there was a wrist cut or a neck slit, we could call it suicide
There were 30 stabs on the back. How could we call that suicide
His leader had acknowledged that his hands are very long
He must have stabbed himself from the back
He is the kind of person who would have paid men to stab him in the back
Who will ask people to stab them in the back?
Don't we pay the doctor to give us a injection shot in the back?
This is similar
Listen I am not linked to that at all
It is a suicide
So, please let me go
I need to donate my blood on the way.
I will take leave
Sir.. one more sir...
Let's raid his house
Election time
His house will be crowded with his followers and hit man
We can't raid the house
I setup the CCTV connection for their house
He has the money for election expenses in his locker
I know where the locker is
Tell me, I will take that in a flick
His phone will be alarmed if we touch that
There is another way to steal it without getting caught
I know the way
Since this deals with money, You might get caught, if you go alone
I will accompany you
Hey....... The song isn't over yet
Now, play that guitar!
Enough of your accent!
Enough, man
-He puked on me -Told him not to drink too much!
Drinks my booze and pukes on me?
Die!
Throw him out!
Move!
Useless!
He has feasted on all the side dishes!
Looks like the stench won't go away for a week!
If his vomit is so stinky...
I pity his wife! Wonder how she lives with this stinky fellow!
Oh my Lord!
The smell just doesn't go away
Who are you?
How dare you drill from behind and steal?
I won't let you escape!
Die!
Guys, upstairs! Now!
Don't let him escape! Catch him!
Damn! I'm squashed!
Hit him! Not me!
I'll kill you! Get him!
How dare you? Wait and watch!
I could have died yesterday
Think about it and it still scares me!
Do you now understand how hard it is to be a thief?
You left me and escaped! Don't you talk!
If you break in, you must know to escape!
Do you expect people to escort you out?
Can you keep quiet?
He's only good enough to eat candies
It was a minor slip
Sir...
we are committing a big blunder
If they had caught me, you'd have only seen my corpse
Sir, you're a cop. You can save yourself somehow
He's a thief! He'll do anything for money
I am the only one at risk here
If you want a rickshaw, then you must take risk!
Do you think people will welcome you to steal at their home?
You got busted like a newbie. So, don't lament!
I asked you to keep quiet
Yeah, keep ordering me
When my life was at it's edge, it wasnât money that flashed in front of me
Instead it was my Meera's face
And you know that she's carrying my baby
If something happens to me at this point...
think about her plight
I was ready to do this just because I wanted a happy life with her
And if it'll cost my life...
then why do it?
No need
See you
Karthi...
Karthi!
-Karthik, listen to me -Sir, let him go
Go ahead! Leave!
Don't you ever return or else I'll break your jaws
Forget him, sir
Time is not on his side
He's a Taurian. Time is not good for Taurians now
Look at the good side in him leaving
We know where the money is hidden
We'll do ur usual raid drama and get into his house
Let's take that money and settle down. What do you say?
No, Kuberan...
in the process of saving my wife, he'd have lost his life yesterday
What a big blunder were we trying to do?
Sir, he's like a foreign cow!
What can we natives do about him getting caught?
Kuberan...
Let's take it as a warning from the God
No need
Let's change for good
Change for good?
What's happening? He leaves saying he doesn't want anything
You say let's change for good
You think changing for good is as easy as stealing?
Let me tell you this. You both are leaving on your own!
If I shine solo in this business in the future, don't expect me to share anything!
Sir!
Get this!
You will someday feel bad for missing such a good partner!
Sir, I inquired thoroughly
Kumaravel hasn't reported at office for a week
He has changed all the system passwords
Only after he comes the call details can be retrieved
He changed the passwords?
He did turn up at office for a week?
-He isn't answering calls either -Yes, sir
What's wrong with him?
Hello
Senthil...
I'll send you a number
Can you send me it's call logs and location?
Sure sir, just send me the number within a day you will get all details
Thank you, Senthil
Duty?
I didn't go
For the first time...
I hate going for work
During childhood...
my dad always asked me what I wanted to become when I grow up?
I'll proudly say I want to become a police
He'll ask me "Why police?"
I'll say "Only then I can confront the people who do wrong things"
Dad asked "How will you know the difference between wrong and right?"
At that age...
I was lost as I didn't know the answer
I still don't have an answer for it
But I understood one thing
It's very easy to be honest
But...
to commit a mistake...
and live with that guilt life long...
Now that is hell!
When I took you for the house warming ceremony of my subordinate...
you'd only ask me what gift should we buy
"When will you buy such a house?"
Not even once you asked me that
You understand me so well
Every time when there is a money crisis...
your give your ring, bangles, chain...
You saved my reputation of being honest by giving all those
Today, at the cost of your life...
if my reputation of being honest must be upheld...
Then I don't need that reputation of being honest
I want you!
I made a mistake, dear
Stealing from a thief is still stealing and that's a crime
Yet, that mistake too...
I didn't have the courage to go through with it
Like everyone says...
I am okay being an innocent, unaware of survival instincts
That's okay
But...
I regret that I am unable to save you!
No need, dear
It's better to die...
but...
never give up!
God won't grant our wishes but...
our needs?
God will definitely ensure our needs are met
You need me...
and God knows this
If your life is not peaceful...
then I cannot die peacefully
Who are you?
Junior artist
And you?
TV artist
Who are you?
Above them, a senior artist!
Then who am I ?
Director and artist!
Ask me "Who are you?"
Sir, we already know about you
Please...
just ask me "Who are you?"
Who are you, sir?
Income Tax officer!
Now that...
That's the difference between a senior, junior, TV artists and a method artist
Don't you want to become a method artist?
Yes, sir!
It's not that easy
You shouldn't just become the character
You should live as that character
The character's soul must take over you!
Only then your name will take over the whole world!
Yes sir!
Are you ready?
Ready, sir!
Now tell me, who are you?
-Junior... err... -We are...
Method artist!
God!
Sorry, sir
Now tell me, who are you?
Income Tax officers!
Louder!
Income Tax officers!
Louder!
Income Tax officers!
Why are you we here?
To conduct an IT raid!
One more time! Louder!
To conduct an IT raid!
Good! Let's go!
Hello
A call was received from this number
Can I know who is this?
This is a public coin booth, sir
-Coin booth? -Yes, sir
Location?
The one opposite to State Intelligence Office
State Intelligence Office?
Sir...
I inquired thoroughly...
Kumaravel hasn't been to office for a week
He has changed the system passwords too
Only after he comes, the call details can be retrieved
Kumaravel!
Any good schemes for the people?
All the schemes are for the people!
I am the voice of the people!
-People speak through me -Hello!
Why has this crackpot invited the whole world?
Trust these guys and I'll be in soup
Hello
Sir?
Where did the director go?
He must have stepped out as there is no range here
Remember we are mesmerizing artist!
Let's start
That's not mesmerizing artist
Method artist!
Well, I only slip while delivering the dialogue
But I'll give an awesome performance!
Damn it!
Guess what's the most important thing life, sir
Even after knowing the truth...
listening to the enemy lies
By now you must have known the truth
I could have started a new life with this money
But...
it would have destroyed the life I had lived so far
Hence, I am handing over your money to you
And in return I'm taking back my life
Vijay?
Vijay, your dad is here
-Bye Rythvik -Bye
-How is Sangeetha? -She's fine
Okay
See you
Daddy, when will mom come home?
Dad! When will mom come home?
Soon
Humans don't trip and fall over a mountain
It's a small piece of rock we all trip over and fall
It was such a situation...
that forced me to commit a blunder
I have some important works to take care of
That is why I'm unable to meet you in person
I'll meet you soon, sir
You may punish me with a suitable punishment then
Sir! What happened?
-My wife? -She is being taken to the operation theatre
Go and meet the doctor
Come, Vijay
-Sit here, I'll be back -Okay, dad
-Doctor, what's the issue? Why is Sangeetha being taken... -Don't worry
These are usual procedures before the surgery
Surgery?
But I haven't paid the bill yet
Didn't anyone inform you?
What?
A cancer foundation named Sakthi...
they adopt suffering cancer patients and take care of all their expenses
Your wife explained me your position
Hence, I referred Sangeetha's case to them
They agreed to take care of all the expenses
Thank you!
We can start the surgery if you give your consent
Okay!
Don't worry. She'll be alright
Sir...
I did as you ordered me to do
They seem to be happy, for real!
Why are you so jealous about it? Leave from there!
Okay, sir! God!
Boss is busy right now. Can't meet you now
Come after ten minutes
Do you think we are here to clean your toilets to wait and come?
We are here to clean the whole house, damn it!
Income Tax!
They call themselves Income Tax officers...
but they hit like they are criminals!
They are hitting like criminals?
Are they following some other method than I taught them?
Let me check!
Earlier officers used to be afraid of politicians
Even i'm a officer.
Move!
I am also an Income Tax officer!
I am the senior officer
Go, shave that beard! Go!
Move! Move!
Sir, we've got a breaking news. Come here at once!
Sir, I thought you'd put that cheeky thief in prison...
instead you paid for his wife's surgery under a proxy's name?
Put him in prison?
Man! All the money he had stole was black money
Naidu...
in these modern days, being honest is the biggest punishment
True, sir
That too to be an honest police officer is like driving a car blindfold!
He didn't steal out of greed
He committed a blunder because he was desperate
Get this straight...
Our people believe more in discounts than the law
Only if he's strict money will come to us
So let him also prosper
Sir...
are you a hero or a villain?
I'm a character, Naidu!
See you, sir
Hello
Everyone is struggling at the ATM to get one single bill
And here you are, having stashed 30 crore rupees!
Don't you know about the election expenses?
I know that and I also know how much you'll rob after winning
All the bills you have in possess are the new 2000 rupees currencies
If you're caught, Puzhal jail will be your sole destiny!
What can be done? Tell me you crackpot!
Bro...
how about we talk it out and settle this amicably?
Fine, I'll do the talking and you settle it amicably. What do you say?
Out of those three bags, you may have one for your election expenses
Remaining two, I shall have them for my expenses
Then what about me?
Sir were you aware of the IT raid that was suppose to happen here?
An informer told us that a fake raid was being conducted here
-Is the only accused or... -Can confirm that only after investigation
Thank you
Sir! Sir! What happened inside?
Naidu, call them
Sir, you mean those officers?
Those acting addicts!
Guys, come here!
Does this guy look like an IT officer?
Look at his face!
If that face can be a politician then why can't I be a IT officer?
Damn it!
Sir, take him in custody and do anything you want!
But before that leave him to me for half an hour
I shall puncture his face!
Just answer what is asked. Do not talk too much!
-Sir, here they are -Greetings, officer
Greetings
What shoot did he say it was going to be?
Serial? Movie? Or short film?
Nope. Web series
Eight episodes
Naidu just take them away!
My anger might get better of me and I might kill them!
Move! Move!
How much money in total?
30 crores, sir
I shall take all the money
Whoa! His deal sounded better that that!
He at least offered to return one bag
If he does it then it's a robbery
If I do it the it's my duty
If I perform my duty correctly then you'll be behind the bars
-Okay? -Please don't use such serious terms
So are you ready to give up the MLA seat?
Please, don't say such things, sir
If these conditions are fine then you may have your money
Fine, you can have the money
Smart man!
Who? Myself?
-What did you ask? -What happened inside?
This was just a type of rehearsal
That's it
If it's a rehearsal then why are they taking the money?
Guests must not leave empty handed
-Hence, I gave it to them -So that was your money?
Wrong, dear!
People's money
Sir, isn't it your money if they took it from your home?
Sir, don't you withdraw money from the bank?
Does that belong to bank? No, it's yours right?
See, let me tell you all a something
Once upon a time there was a Beedi named after a person I knew
That doesn't mean that the person I knew owns it
Also that person never smoked beedi at all
Hence, many out there are trying to arrest my growth
But no once can stop me from growing!
Because...
the people are on my side
See you. Thank you. Greetings
Take care
He swiped off all the money
Now how do I manage the election expenses?
If only poster expenses, then take this
Rolex, 45 lakhs
If you need cut outs, use this
Rado, 85 lakhs
Die you mongrel!
The seat is yours
The money is mine
What about me?
For you? The death bell!
Sir, you're a police officer
You plan how to catch the thief
I am a thief
Won't I have a escape plan?
He sold Rs. 5000 worth product for Rs. 1000 at Burma Bazaar
I bought it and wore it
Wanna check it out?
What is that?
Camera
Only if you can walk out with this camera...
But the footage already has gone out
What do you mean?
My friend recorded what you both discussed, in high quality
I will take the entire amount, - OMG, He's better than you..
Cheers, buddy
What's up, Karthi?
What's with the big luggage? Are you off to abroad for job?
You left saying you don't want anything
That cop, he changed his mind and handed over all the money to ACP
He'll let him go as he got his money back
Do you think ACP will spare us both?
Prison life isn't new to me
A year or six months. I'll go, eat there and come out slim and fit
But it's you plight that I feel for
Especially, your girlfriend, Meera?
She's like a sister to me
I feel really bad for her
Fine, tell me what can be done?
For the final time...
one last deal
Hello, Karthik speaking
Karthik, who?
Shall I give you an information to wipe away my sins?
What's the information?
IT raid is about to happen in Urundai Govind's home
-Hello -Hello
Where's baby's diaper?
-Must be in the cupboard -Fine, where are you?
At Buddha temple
I can hear ladies voice
Aren't ladies allowed at Buddha temple?
Fine, come to the room at once
Okay, dear
Dude, I regret getting married
The life before marriage was so different
Tell me, who bring their family to Bangkok?
People come for honey moon but you are here after having your first baby
My sister, your wife, is calling. Attend the call
-I'm on my way -Are you coming? Quick
Okay, dude. Bye
Hey! Wait! Wait!
-I'm coming with you -No! No!
-I wanna be with you -You stay here. Take this beer
-Bye! Bye, buddy! -What?
You crazy! Come here!
Give me that
You drunkard, have this
Massage!
You heard me!
If I send this to news channels...
your game will be over!
So MLA, the whole amount is mine, right?
-Excuse me, gentleman -Yes?
You promised to return me one bag
That was then
So finally I am getting no money at all?
No other way out
That is why I'm letting you go with all the money
But if I see you again anywhere around...
I'll shoot you down at that very spot!
Get lost!
Hello, sir! Excuse me!
What's your name?
Kuberan!
Do you think I'm crazy to stay here after getting so much money, sir?
I won't be in India!
Hereafter...
We are too busy!