- In a world where... - Cut please.
People can't go outside. Let's keep it inside.
- Oh, right. Ahem.
In a room...
- Cut. No big gatherings. - Okay. Trying again.
In a room alone with nothing but Postmates,
several passwords to streaming accounts
and the entire history of movies and TV,
one click away,
these are the people
that got us through this insane year.
Not only the doctors and scientists
but also people pretending to be doctors
and scientists and ninjas and [bleep].
This show has no nominees, just winners.
Goats! the movies that never age.
Goats!
The TV shows we can't stop watching.
Goats!
The greatest of all time:
Goats!
Or at least since, like, way back in the '80s!
- Totally awesome.
- This is "MTV Movie and TV Awards: Greatest of All Time."
Tonight we're honoring Legendary Lip lock,
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair;
She-Ro, Gal Gadot; Dance Your Ass Off,
Kevin Bacon;
Comedy Giant, Kevin Hart; Zero to Hero, William Zabka;
Scream Queen, Jamie Lee Curtis;
Dynamic Duo, Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore;
Heartbreaking Breakup, Jason Segel and Kristen Bell;
and Hero for the Ages, Chadwick Boseman
with performances by Sia, Steve Aoki and Travis Barker,
and now please welcome the greatest host,
Vanessa Hudgens!
- ♪ How you like that ♪
♪ You going to like that, that, that, that ♪
♪ That, that, that, that, that ♪
- Hey! Welcome to the MTV Golden Goats!
The MTV Movie and TV Awards
first ever celebration of the best moments
and stars of all time.
That was a mouthful, and many of you might not realize
since this is technically the first ever
MTV Movie and TV Awards
Golden Goats, but this isn't the first show called Goats
that I've hosted. Check it out.
No, I need the goat.
How am I supposed to do a goat show without a goat?
Do you want to hop on?
It's okay. You can... No, wait. I need... Goat...
Goat!
This goat is a diva. I can't work like this.
Challenging times, but still very special to me.
I am all about that goat life.
We've got some incredible surprises tonight.
We're handing out awards honoring the greatest
of all time and settling a bunch of arguments,
like what's the best kiss ever? The best dance, and hey,
are there any "Cobra Kai" fans in the house?
- Yes, sensei! - Take it easy.
I am Miyagi-Do.
- Yes, sensei! - Wax on, wax off.
- Very nice. You've got it.
To recognize our first GOAT of the night,
please welcome Derek Hough.
- ♪ Let's hear it for the boys ♪
♪ Let's give the boy a hand ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my ♪
- Woo! Oh. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Terrified of heights.
I'm here to recognize the GOAT Dance your Ass Off.
The perfect dance is one that defies description.
It's modern yet timeless, fast yet slow,
serious yet whimsical.
There are just some things that can't be put into words.
It's like you need a little bit of a...
or, you know, like a little... or a little spin.
You know what I'm talking about.
So listen, add in a little cine-magic,
and you end up with something iconic.
Out of all the sweaty, sultry,
swinging dance moves on the big screen,
there's one goat that stands above the rest.
Take a look.
- GOAT: Dance Your Ass Off.
- ♪ Let me take you dancing
♪ Two-step to the bedroom ♪
- Make some noise.
- ♪ We don't need no dance floor ♪
♪ Let me see your best move ♪
♪ Anything could happen ♪
- It'll be better.
It was just my first time through.
- ♪ Let me take you dancing ♪
- This is a neighborhood battle.
- What if you don't have muscles to do that?
- Every girl has muscles to do this.
- Let's kick it old-school.
- ♪ Dancing ♪
- Leaping and dancing before the Lord.
Leaping and dancing.
- ♪ Now I've got to cut loose ♪
♪ Footloose ♪
♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
♪ Please, Louise ♪
♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
- This is our time to dance.
♪ Got to take the hold of all ♪
♪ ♪
- I thought this was a party. Let's dance!
- ♪ Footloose ♪
- Congratulations to the first GOAT
entering the hall of greatness,
a man who knows that life means nothing
if you can't dance your ass off, Kevin Bacon!
- Oh, wow. I can't believe it.
I am so excited to be winning this Golden Goat award
for dancing my ass off all those years ago.
I am truly honored.
I just wanted to say thank you to Herb Ross
and Dan Melnick and Craig Zadan and Dean Pitchford
for giving me the opportunity
to be in that life-changing movie,
and also I want to take Lynne Taylor-Corbett,
who taught me all those GOAT-worthy moves
all those years ago.
Guys, we got a Golden Goat.
Can you believe it? Can you...
♪ ♪
- ♪ Now I've got to cut loose ♪
♪ Footloose ♪
♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪
♪ Ooh-wee, Marie ♪
♪ Shake it, shake it for me ♪
♪ Whoa, Milo ♪
♪ Come on, come on, let's go ♪
♪ Lose your blues ♪
♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
- Coming up, Chelsea Handler
is in the house to bestow a Golden
Goat honor on the ultimate Comedy
Giant, Kevin Hart.
Iconic duo Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore
come together for a GOAT-worthy reunion.
And we're bringing you an exclusive sneak peek
of some of 2021's biggest movie and TV releases
- ♪ I cut it loose ♪
- The "MTV Movie and TV Awards: Greatest of All Time"
are brought to you by State Farm.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm
is there; the Real Cost, a message from the FDA;
and by Lay's, gotta have Lay's.
[cheers and applause]
[Doja Cat's "Say So" playing]
- Hey, y'all. Welcome to back to the
"MTV Movie and TV Awards Greatest of All Time."
Now I have a special slip to show you,
but it's so intense that MTV actually insists
that we run a disclaimer before we roll it.
Now please do not blame me for how terrifying this is.
Honestly, I think it's irresponsible
that we're even playing this.
It's the scariest thing I've seen this year.
[people singing along to "Kernkraft 400"]
♪ ♪
Bone-chilling.
Right now, we are bringing out the comedy big guns.
Please welcome Chelsea Handler.
[cheers and applause]
- I'm excited to be here tonight, but I got to say.
Normally, the term GOAT is reserved
for the best athletes of all time like Muhammad Ali,
who shocked the world and pushed for social change
before it was cool, or Tom Brady,
who won something and then married Gisele Bundchen,
but once in a great while,
the term GOAT transcends sports,
and this honoree may not have knocked out Sonny Liston
or whatever Tom Brady did,
but Kevin Hart hits comedy home runs every time he steps up.
Not literally, he can't really step up to any plate
because he's just so compact like a little baby nugget.
You can just pick him up and throw him around.
However, he still has managed to dominate the screen.
He's broken box-office records.
He's paired up with everyone from Ice Cube to Will Ferrell
and, of course, his latest obsession/crush,
The Rock, and no matter what movie,
which costar, what scene,
this comedy giant always steals the show.
He likes to tell me it's because of his big dick energy.
I like to tell him it's because of his small dick energy
because anyone working that hard is suffering
from small dick energy.
He and I will have to agree to disagree
because I never want to see that little baby penis.
Either way, he's still a GOAT.
- GOAT comedy giant.
- It's go time!
So exciting.
What in tarnation?
What's understood doesn't need to be said.
You know who I am, and I know you know you the [bleep] I am.
Don't make me say who I am.
- Welcome to the game, Mr...
- Hart, the name is Kevin Hart.
Did I die and turn into
some kind of a small, muscular boy scout?
- Am I your girlfriend? - Uh. Damn.
My wife told me the other day.
She said, "Honey, you're sex
is no longer what it used to be."
To my [bleep] face. You know what my response was?
"Happens."
Yo! [bleep].
This is how you going to do me, huh?
You going to ride me in the living room
while I'm sitting on the couch in front of the fireplace
masturbating? Okay.
- There's no cure for what you have.
- Oh, my God. I got learning herpes?
[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
- What are you doing? - What do you mean?
- Use your regular voice.
- This is my regular voice.
Hey, you might want to step back a little bit.
This thing got a little kick to it.
Oh, [bleep]!
[bleep].
Oh!
Thought it was going to be bigger than that.
- Congratulations to the GOAT comedy giant: Kevin Hart.
- Wow, huge.
Major thank you, MTV. I appreciate you guys so much.
Comedy Giant Award, you know what?
I'm going to take the award,
and I'm actually going to throw it back at my fans, man,
because this doesn't happen without you guys.
I'm going to say thank you all for supporting me, loving me,
holding me down throughout all the years.
You got almost 20 years of comedy, man,
20 years of stand-up comedy,
so in any type of comedy that's in this path
that I've been on for all these years,
the one thing that's consistent is you guys, so I love you.
I appreciate you.
Major shout-out to the Hart household, my wife, my kids.
I do it for you guys, and once again,
MTV, man, this is big.
I hate that I can't eat it. I wish I could eat it.
If I could eat it, it would be great.
It's great either way. Five-foot-four and now a giant.
Thank you, guys, so much. Bye.
- Yes, Kevin. Congratulations.
Now I know we've all had
our streaming binging favorites over the past year,
but everyone I talk to completely fell in love
with the series "Never Have I Ever,"
cocreated by the hilarious Mindy Kaling.
It perfectly captured what high school is like,
just with less singing than what I remember.
It's taken the coming-of-age story and redefined it
by bringing in a whole new, exciting perspective.
Here to share a very special surprise
with all of you die-hard fans
is the star of the show, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan.
- Hey, guys. It is so great to be a part of the first-ever
"MTV GOATs,"
a night of celebrating the best of the best in movies and TV.
Of course, I want to be in this.
- And, hey, it's your boy, John McEnroe,
the legendary tennis player.
You didn't think she'd do this without me, did you?
You cannot be serious?
This show is all about celebrating GOATs,
and I'm an all-time great.
I'm great at tennis. I'm great at voice-over.
It was the greatest of all surprise cameos.
That should be an award.
- Yep, John. You're the greatest.
Yep. Sorry.
I just have to cut him off, or he'll keep going.
We have all been so grateful for the huge reception
the show has gotten and, of course, the incredible fans
that are excited for season two.
It is so amazing to show you guys the new surprises,
story lines and everything else we've got going on
as well as more of the greatest of all-time voice actor.
- And I won Wimbledon, like, 100 times.
You think you're important, just serving up VOs like this?
- Yep, John. That's enough.
We are now going to show you guys
an exclusive sneak peak of season two, so get ready.
All right. Let's roll the clip.
- Where's Jimmy Connors? I'll tell you.
Not in a VO booth acing VOs like this. Roll the clip.
- I already said that, John.
- Hey. You look nice.
- Thanks, so do you. - Grab a seat, little D.
- What's up, coyote girl? - Ow, Trent, what the hell?
- Whoops. Did I just hit you in the boob?
- Yeah. You did. - Whoa.
I just hit your mountains with my dew.
- You just hit her cans with your can.
- Dude, shut up.
- It's all good.
So I take it you two are about to head out?
- Nah, bro. Pizza is on its way.
We got triple sausage because we're three guys.
- Oh, shit. Now we got four for Call of Duty.
Let's fire it up.
- Okay, so Paxton and me versus you two?
- Oh, no, little buddy.
Marcus and I got to be on the same team.
We're magic together.
- Thanks for taking the time
to make me feel special tonight.
- Really?
- Wait, so I have to be on the same team as Denise?
- Devi. - Whatever.
This is a huge waste of time.
- Coming up, David Spade honors his pals,
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore
as our favorite on-screen dynamic duo.
Which iconic couple had the most GOAT-worthy lip
lock of all time?
Plus, Maddie Ziegler brings her new movie,
"Music" to the stage with a performance by Sia
and an exclusive sneak peak from the film.
All when the "The MTV Movie and TV Awards
Greatest of All Time" return.
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to the "MTV Movie & TV Awards:
Greatest of All Time."
Now, before we get to the next Golden GOAT,
I got to shout-out Steve Aoki and Travis Barker.
They are GOATs in their own right.
What's up, guys? Thanks for rocking out with us tonight.
[cheers and applause]
And speaking of GOAT duos,
right now we're about to celebrate
one of our favorite on-screen duos of all time.
Here to present the next honor is the host of
"The Netflix Afterparty," David Spade.
[cheers and applause]
[rock music]
- All right. Everybody, hi.
I dragged myself out to the Valley
to present the next Golden GOAT for Dynamic Duo.
There's a lot of GOATs tonight, and it's kind of funny
because I don't know if people understand what GOAT means.
I think you do. I kind of do.
I hear people arguing about basketball going,
"You know, these three guys are the GOATs, man,"
and I want to stop you and go,
okay, GOAT means greatest of all time, right,
greatest with a T, singular, so it's one.
It's not the "pretty goods."
It's not, "These people are all great for different reasons."
It's the greatest, so there's one,
but I understand the confusion
because I'm here to give the GOAT Duo to two people,
so what the [bleep] do I know? Why am I even telling you?
When these two people joined forces,
they were perfect together. They were charming and crazy.
They were forgetful and crazy. They were frustrated and crazy,
and I think once they were even crazy and crazy.
These are two people you want to hang out with all the time.
You wish they would do movies together.
I love them both.
Adam Sandler has already won an MTV Generation Award.
Drew also has a packed trophy shelf.
They rent a storage unit out here,
and it's all full of trophies and awards.
Check out the GOAT Dynamic Duo: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore.
- GOAT Dynamic Duo.
- How you doing? I'm Rob.
- You're the wedding singer.
- ♪ Hard times going to make you wonder ♪
- I like your laugh.
- I like you making me laugh.
[laughter]
- Oh, it hurts so good.
Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
The weird thing is, when we were growing up,
we didn't get along because I used to do this to her a lot.
- Aah! - Aah!
- [hiss] - Now you're dead!
[both screaming]
Very, very nice.
- Thank you. You showered.
- We are not dating! This is not a face
I want to wake up to every morning.
- Aah! - Aah!
♪ ♪
Being with you is the only way
I could have a full and happy life.
You're the girl of my dreams.
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
- Can I have one last first kiss?
♪ ♪
- ♪ I want to grow old with you ♪
- Give it up for the GOAT Dynamic Duo honorees:
Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler.
- Here we are, Adam,
together again even though we're really far apart.
- Due to the restraining order you took out on me, Drew.
- No, due to this horrible pandemic,
the restraining order was apparently unnecessary.
- See? You rushed it.
So it looks like MTV is giving us an award, Drew,
for the best duo of all time. That's great.
- I'm flattered, and that is an amazing honor,
although I would've gone with Adam and Eve.
- Uh... Batman and Robin.
- Peanut butter and jelly.
- Good. Gin and tonic?
- I think we're better than gin and tonic...well, almost.
Anyway, it was so much fun to make a movie with you
in every of the last three decades.
- Yes, yes, and, Drew, it's 2020,
so you know what that means.
- Everything sucks?
- Yeah, that's true, but also it's a new decade,
so we get to make another movie together.
- Yes, right.
Well, let's wait until we find something amazing.
I mean, we do have ten years.
- Nine years and one month. - You're right.
Well, that's not enough time. I don't know.
It doesn't matter. It has to be special.
- Yeah. - We need to create a duo
as iconic as Julia and Robbie, Henry and Lucy,
and what were our names in "Blended" again?
- I forget. Jack and Jill?
- No, you did that movie without me,
and that actress you got to play Jill was horrible.
- She was nice, and she was pretty, so I disagree.
- All right. I'll admit it, I'm into her.
Anyway, we would like to thank MTV.
- Oh, my God. Yes, MTV,
thank you so much for my entire career
and for always being nice to me and Drew over the years.
- Thank you for the Golden GOAT.
Baaaa! - Yeah, yeah. Love you, Drew.
- Oh, my God. I love those two.
Make another movie and congrats on your Golden GOAT.
Now, when MTV called to ask if I wanted to host a show
celebrating GOATs, I told them, "Yeah, under one condition.
We give out real, live goats as the trophies," eh?
And they were like, "How about we hand out a trophy
that's iconic that everyone has already heard of
that doesn't [bleep] in the greenroom?" I get that.
Now please welcome a dancer and actor
who stars in Sia's upcoming directorial debut film,
"Music," Maddie Ziegler.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Seven years ago, I was asked be an artist over Twitter
to shoot a music video.
I was 11 and only dreamed of a career
as an actress and dancer.
That artist was Sia,
and that music video was the now-iconic "Chandelier."
That experience gave this girl from Pittsburgh
the opportunity to travel the world,
perform in the most magical places
and get offered opportunities in Hollywood
that an 11-year-old could've never imagined.
Today, Sia is one of my closest friends
and greatest collaborators.
Our most recent project is a feature film
that she both wrote and directed
and I was lucky enough to star in.
I'm so excited for the world to see what we've created.
Here is a look at Sia's film, "Music."
[fanfare]
- ♪ Get a girl, I'll get a boy ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Take him right down to the shore ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Give your all and give some more ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Let the music free your soul ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Sway with me to the light ♪
♪ Hold me for just one night ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ow ♪
♪ We live for the beat ♪
♪ Baby, you're all I need ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ow ♪
♪ So I'm taking you away ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Every day is a holiday ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Move your body, feel the sway ♪
♪ Grab someone ♪
♪ Every day's a holiday ♪
♪ One plus one ♪
♪ Every day's a holiday ♪
♪ Let the beat take you away ♪
♪ Let the beat take you today ♪
♪ Baby, this is magic ♪
♪ Every day's a holiday ♪
♪ Let the beat take you away ♪
♪ Let the beat take you today ♪
♪ Baby, this is magic ♪
- And now performing a song from the film,
a true visionary and my Godmom, Sia.
- ♪ Hey, boy ♪
♪ What you got for me ♪
♪ What you got in store ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Hey, boy ♪
♪ Damn, you're so sexy ♪
♪ Got me wanting more ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm gonna be single one night tonight ♪
♪ I'm gonna be single all my life ♪
♪ I want you to stop and come on by ♪
♪ Because you know what us single women like ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, won't you come come around town ♪
♪ Hey, hey, boy, oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, better run, better run now ♪
♪ I say hey, boy oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ When you pull up, pull up, pull up ♪
♪ In your hoopty ride, boy, okay, boy ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, hey, boy, better run, better run now ♪
♪ I say hey, boy ♪
♪ Hey, boy, when I get with you ♪
♪ My heart is satisfied ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, boy, when I get with you ♪
♪ All I need is one night ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ I'm gonna be single one night tonight ♪
♪ I'm gonna be single all my life ♪
♪ I want you to stop and come on by ♪
♪ Because you know what us single women like ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, won't you come come around town ♪
♪ Hey, hey, boy oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy better run, netter run now ♪
♪ I say hey, boy oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ When you pull up, pull up, pull up ♪
♪ In your hoopty ride, boy, okay, boy ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, better run, better run now ♪
♪ I say hey, boy, oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, what you got for me ♪
♪ What you got in store, oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Yeah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Hey, boy, what you got for me ♪
♪ What you got in store, oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Hey, boy ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Coming up, the ultimate scream queen,
Jamie Lee Curtis, gives us a scare of a lifetime.
Golden GOAT She-Ro Gal Gadot
brings us an exclusive sneak peek of the highly anticipated
"Wonder Woman 1984,"
and later Robert Downey Jr.
and Don Cheadle pay tribute to a hero for the ages,
the legendary Chadwick Boseman.
The "MTV Movie & TV Awards: Greatest of All Time
are brought to you by MasterClass,
"Learn from the world's best";
The Real Cost, a message from the FDA;
and by Wendy's.
You can now get a Baconator any time of day
with the Breakfast Baconator.
[cheers and applause]
[goat bleats]
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Got you ♪
- Welcome back. Our next Golden GOAT honors
the women who personify bravery in the face of insane fear,
who grab any weapon they can to fend off great horrors,
and because in scary movies
you never know what's about to happen,
they are always locked and loaded with a good--
ah!
Whoo, so good, though. [giggles]
To honor the definitive queen of scream,
Jamie Lee Curtis, here is Neve Campbell.
- ♪ Hot blooded check it and see ♪
♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
- When you think about it, it isn't really a shock
that Jamie Lee Curtis
had such an impact on the genre of horror.
Her mother was the original scream queen, Janet Lee in
"Psycho," and her dad played the Boston Strangler.
It would actually have been kind of weird
if she hadn't grown into the legend
she is, like being the bad kid in that family
means not hanging around with murderous nut jobs on screen,
but not only did she make her family proud,
she became the best of all time.
From her original turn as the only survivor
in Haddonfield to her shotgun
toting escape room beat-down in the recent sequel,
she shows us all that we can scream
and kick ass at the same time.
It is my great honor to recognize her tonight,
the GOAT scream queen: Jamie Lee Curtis.
- GOAT Scream Queen.
- Michael Myers is a human being
who killed his sister when he was 6 years old.
Then he came after you. - Help me!
- That's why your story is so important.
- Ah! - My story?
- Ah!
Ah! Ah!
I killed him.
- You can't kill the Bogeyman.
- ♪ I've got to run away ♪ - Ah!
- ♪ I've got to get away ♪
♪ From the pain ♪ - Why won't he die?
- ♪ I toss and turn ♪
♪ I can't sleep at night ♪ - Ah!
It happened on Halloween.
- On Halloween.
- ♪ From you ♪
- Do you know that I pray every night
that he would escape?
- What the hell do you do that for?
- So I can kill him.
[gunfire]
He's waited for me. I've waited for him.
- ♪ Don't touch me please ♪
♪ I cannot stand the way you tease ♪
- What took you so long?
- ♪ Tainted love, tainted love ♪
- Happy Halloween, Michael.
You don't believe in the Bogeyman?
- No. - Well, you should.
- ♪ Tainted love ♪
- She's amazing.
The Greatest of All Time scream queen is Jamie Lee Curtis.
- Thank you so much, Neve, my fellow scream queen.
I'm honored to receive this from you.
I'm just so excited. To all the fans at MTV
and obviously all of the fans of horror movies,
I thank you personally from the bottom of my heart.
It's been an amazing time, and MTV was invented in 1981,
and "Halloween" was invented in 1978,
so I feel like we've grown up together,
and as you know, it's a relationship.
It's a partnership, as is the movie business,
and obviously I would not be standing here
were it not for John Carpenter,
Debra Hill, Irwin Yablans and Moustapha Akkad
who brought you the first movie,
and now all these years later, 42 years later,
David Gordon Green, Malek Akkad,
Blumhouse, Universal, Miramax have all come together
to bring you another "Halloween," and now two more.
And it's a partnership between you guys and the filmmakers,
but for me the greatest partnership,
and the only reason I'm standing here today,
is my partnership with my friend Michael,
so I'd like to bring him out. Michael.
Hi. It's okay.
Oh, Michael. Don't be scared. Come. Come on.
No, no, no. They're not scary. They love you.
It's okay. Seriously. Come on.
Everybody, Michael Myers, my friend and often foe,
but I wouldn't be here without you guys,
and I certainly wouldn't be here without you.
So would you hold this for me for one second?
Oh, don't worry. We've got had COVID tests,
and he's wearing a mask, the greatest mask ever,
and I am now wearing a mask, the second greatest ever.
So from the bottom of our hearts, we both thank you so,
so much for this incredible honor
and hope that you enjoy the next two movies,
"Halloween Kills" and "Halloween Ends."
[laughs]
He gets me every time. Thanks, you guys.
Love you. You don't have to say anything.
He doesn't say anything. He's so quiet.
- ♪ I'm on the highway to hell ♪
♪ Highway to hell ♪
♪ I'm on the highway to hell ♪
♪ On the highway, yeah ♪
- Coming up, Jason Segel and Kristen Bell
relive their Earth-shattering movie breakup,
the most trailblazing kiss of all time, Selma Blair
and Sarah Michelle Gellar's lip lock officially reaches
Golden GOAT status, and Cobra Kai never dies.
The cast of "Cobra Kai" honor their sensei, William Zabka.
- This is the "MTV Movie and TV Awards
Greatest of All Time."
[goat bleats]
- Welcome back to the "MTV Movie & TV Awards:
Greatest of All Time."
Now, before we get to back to honoring another GOAT,
we also want to take a moment to hand out some WOATS
for "Worst of All Time"
because if there's a best, there's got to be a worst,
and this year, competition was fierce!
So WOAT pants of 2020: anything with no stretch to them.
WOAT self-improvement group: Nexium.
WOAT "Star Wars" character: jeans guy.
WOAT name: Karen.
And WOAT hairstylist: Joe Exotic's barber.
Just stick to cats, bud. I'm sorry, none of the winners
will be receiving trophies tonight,
but the GOATs will.
Now, please welcome the star of the movie "Clouds,"
Sabrina Carpenter.
- Since movies were invented way back in 1895,
people have been sucking face on camera.
It's just human nature, and in the almost 130 years
since then, it's happened millions of times.
So for a kiss to be memorable it really has to be something,
and if it's going to be a GOAT, it has to be amazing.
We've seen some sloppy, some sexy and some upside down,
but one changed everything. Take a look.
- Goat Legendary Lip Lock.
- ♪ One kiss is all it takes
♪ Falling in love with me
- I just want to try one thing.
- It isn't over. It still isn't over.
- ♪ Falling in love with me ♪
♪ Possibilities I look like all you need ♪
- Hey! Stop that!
- Are you disappointed that it's me?
- No.
- ♪ Kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪
- There's no one like you, Covey.
- ♪ Lead me out on the moonlit ♪
- We just hope she can rise
to the high standards which you've set for her.
- I'll do my best.
You're becoming a woman. I'm so proud of you.
- I am? - I'm going to stick my tongue
in your mouth, and when I do that,
I want you to massage my tongue with yours.
Not bad.
- That was cool.
- ♪ So kiss me
- It was the kiss that blew a thousand minds.
Congratulations to the GOAT Legendary Lip Lock,
Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
- Thank you, MTV, for not just recognizing
the kiss now with the Golden Goat...
- But also with a Popcorn trophy
back in 2000 for Best Kiss...
- Making this the single-most awarded kiss in cinema history.
You don't have to Google it. I already did.
- I think the reason the kiss has resonated
with people for so long
is not just for the initial shock value,
but because it was a catalyst for so many young people
to help them realize certain aspects of their sexuality
and help make people comfortable
to be who they really are.
- It also represented a paradigm shift
to a new dynamic towards acceptance in pop culture.
Well, and also it was superhot.
- You're not wrong. So as a special thanks,
we'd like to recreate it
right here for you guys.
- Stay safe, MTV, and 2020, end soon.
- Please. Love you. I love you.
- I love you. - From the hit series
"Emily in Paris" and "Mank," please welcome Lily Collins!
- Everyone has gone through a heartbreaking breakup,
and neither side of it is fun.
It leaves an indelible mark on your psyche
for the rest of your life
and changes who you are at a cellular level,
but that's when it happens to you.
For someone else's breakup to stay with you
for the rest of your life, that's some GOAT shit.
Some breakups are drawn out. Some are quick and easy,
and some leave you with your junk hanging out
for 5 minutes of screen time.
Of all the on-screen heartbreakers,
one split rules them all. Take a look at the GOAT.
- GOAT Heartbreaking breakup.
- I need space, a break. - What are you saying?
- This has to end. - It just did.
- You think that I nag you? - That's all you do!
I just want to be left the hell alone!
- A surprise for you!
- Peter, as you know, I love you very much.
- Are you breaking up with me? I just need a minute.
- Sure you're okay, bro? - I feel really good.
I feel happy. Stop staring at me!
[BLEEP]!
- I love you. I'm so sorry.
- You broke my heart into a million pieces,
and so my [BLEEP] doesn't want to be around you anymore!
You know what I just realized? You're the [BLEEP] devil!
- Congratulations to the GOAT Heartbreaking Breakup,
my friend who let it all out on screen,
Jason Segel and Kristen Bell.
- Hey, everybody. Thank you so much for this award.
We're really excited to receive it.
Yeah, I'm so happy to be here.
It was a great experience, and to get to reunite
with Sarah, it's awesome, so it's really good to see you.
- Kristen. It's Kristen. - Yeah, yeah, Kirsten.
- Doesn't matter. I'm excited to be here as well.
This is such a cool thing to be recognized.
This was a pivotal movie for me.
I loved working with Jason and Nick Stoller,
and they wrote this brilliant film,
and now you guys are acknowledging it.
The Greatest Breakup,
that is something to be proud of.
- Yeah, totally. It's so neat to see you too
and just that you would come all this way
to hang out together, it's really awesome.
- Well, yeah, again because I'm here to accept the award
because I feel so grateful to receive it
and that I just love the fans out there,
and I'm so grateful to you,
Jason, for giving me this opportunity, and...
- Oh, thanks, well...
- Here to accept the award.
- Cool. I feel like we're saying the same thing.
- Sort of, yeah, and it...
- We don't have to fight about it.
- I'm not fighting. - No, I'm not fighting either.
I'm just... I'm happy to see you.
I still have these, still have them.
- I can see that. I'm happy to see you too, but...
You know what? Never mind. It's in the past.
- To us! To us.
- Thank you so much for the award.
So how about, "To the award"?
- To us. - To the accomplishment.
- Yeah, to what we accomplished together
as a team.
- Thank you so much, everybody.
- Coming up, this Wonder Woman
took out everyone that stood in her way.
Gal Gadot is inducted into the GOAT Hall of Fame,
and later, a true superhero on and off the screen,
Chadwick Boseman is honored by Robert Downey Jr.
and Don Cheadle.
The "MTV Movie & TV Awards:
Greatest of All Time" are brought to you by:
Lay's, "Gotta have Lay's,"
Wendy's, "You can now get a Baconator
any time of day with the Breakfast Baconator,"
and by State Farm,
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
- ♪ I need a hero ♪
♪ I'm holding out for a hero tonight ♪
- We're back on the "MTV Movie and TV Awards:
Greatest of All Time."
This next award means a lot to a lot of people
because as a woman,
it's important to see another strong woman
succeed in the way that our honoree has,
a woman who exemplifies power and poise.
- Do you mind if I ...
What I think you're trying to say is,
this award is really important for women
because when they see themselves on screen,
they realize they too can do that.
They can be a GOAT. Not just guys. Get it?
- Yeah, we get it actually, and we don't need anyone to...
- Just a second. The actual term, GOAT,
was first really used in reference to Muhammad Ali,
and that's why it's such an honor for a woman
like this Wonder lady to be held in the same esteem
because it used to be ladies didn't get their own movies.
- Thank you for your cauc-acity.
Man, if there was only a term to describe what just happened.
- Well, actually there is. - Okay. We're done here.
Our next presenter will clear things up.
Here to honor the GOAT
She-Ro is the star of upcoming movie,
"Songbird," Sofia Carson.
- ♪ I guess I'm a liar ♪
♪ Cause you ain't all here tonight ♪
♪ And I've never had such a good time ♪
[cheers and applause]
- A she-ro isn't driven by ego.
She is driven by a mission.
She overcomes any obstacle, anything meant to destroy her.
Her fight is fueled by determination,
and she pushes harder,
endures, breaks through and empowers others who follow.
A she-ro isn't fearless but brave in the face of fear.
Some use their inner strength.
Some use the pen, and some use a shield and a magic lasso.
The methods may vary, but the results
are always the same.
Not only does she save the day, she saves the world.
Call her Diana.
Call her Wonder Woman. Call her the GOAT.
- GOAT: She-Ro.
- What did you do this weekend, Diana?
- Me? Nothing very interesting.
- ♪ Three, two, one, drop ♪
♪ ♪
- What are you?
- You're going to find out.
♪ ♪
- You're gorgeous, fierce and strong.
[music continues]
♪ ♪
- I cannot stand by while innocent lives are lost.
♪ ♪
I am Diana of Themyscira.
Daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazon,
and your wrath upon this world is over.
What can I say? I'm not that exciting.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Congratulations to our GOAT She-ro, Gal Gadot.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you so much, MTV, for honoring me
with the first-ever Golden GOAT She-ro award.
It's been one of the greatest joys in my life
to play this character. She means so much to me,
and I know how much she's loved by all of her fans,
so to be part of her legacy is truly, truly, truly special.
I'm so excited for Wonder Woman fans around the world
to take this next journey with me in "Wonder Woman 1984."
I can hardly believe we finally get to experience it,
but I think you'll feel it's been worth the wait,
so as a special thanks,
I want to share a sneak peek of the new movie with you
just to say how grateful I am for all the love and support.
Stay safe. Stay healthy. I love you so much,
and now here's an exclusive look at "Wonder Woman 1984."
[fanfare]
- I got this. - What?
Diana!
♪ ♪
- The brakes still work.
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Coming up, Robert Downey Jr.
and Don Cheadle honor the greatest of all time:
their dear friend Chadwick Boseman.
And later, the cast of "Cobra Kai"
shows no mercy when they hand out
the Golden Goat for Zero to Hero.
- MTV called me a goat?
♪ ♪
♪
>> Vanessa: TONIGHT HAS BEEN A
CELEBRATION OF MOVIES AND TV,
BUT WE ALSO NEED TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO RECOGNIZE SOMEONE WHO
WAS PART OF THE MTV MOVIE AND TV
AWARD FAMILY AND WHOSE LIFE MADE
HIM A TRUE HERO FOR THE AGES.
TO HONOR CHADWICK BOSEMAN,
PLEASE WELCOME ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
AND DON CHEADLE.
>> THE SECOND YOU FIRST SAW HIM
ON SCREEN OR HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO MEET HIM IN PERSON, HIS
ENERGY AND INTENSITY WAS
UNDENIABLE.
THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AND SPECIAL ABOUT CHADWICKAND SPECIAL ABOUT CHADWICK BOSEMAN.
>> EACH TIME HE STEPPED ON THE
SET, HE INSPIRED AND INFLUENCED
EVERYONE THERE AND WITH EVERY
ROLE HE CREATED A NEW LEGION OFROLE HE CREATED A NEW LEGION OF FANS.
HE HAD AN INCREDIBLE POWER TO
UNIFY PEOPLE IN THEIR LOVE FOR
HIS WORK AND THEIR RESPECT FOR
HIM AS A PERSON.
THE WAY HE LIVED HIS LIFE UNITED
PEOPLE BEHIND A HIGHER PURPOSE
AND THAT WILL BE HIS LEGACY.
>> THE AVENGERS HAVE ALL BEEN
GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO PORTRAY
CHARACTERS THAT ARE MEANINGFUL
AND HOPEFULLY MEMORABLE.
MR. CHADWICK BOSEMAN TRULY
EMBODY WHAT IT MEANT TO BE A
SUPERHERO.
HIS IMPACT AS A GROUNDBREAKING
LEADING MAN, AS AN ICON ON
SCREEN, IT WON’T BE QUANTIFIED
BY THE BOX OFFICE RECORDS HE
BROKE BUT BY THE LEGIONS OF FANS
WHO WILL CELEBRATE HIM.
FOR MANY YEARS TO COME.
>> CHADWICK WILL BE FOREVER
KNOWN AS THE BLACK PANTHER BUT
HE ALSO PAINTED INCREDIBLY
POWERFUL PORTRAYALS OF ICONIC
AND INFLUENTIAL REAL MEN WHO
CHANGE THE WORLD.
JAMES BROWN, JACKIE ROBINSON,
THURGOOD MARSHALL.THURGOOD MARSHALL. HE BROUGHT HUMANITY TO PEOPLEHE BROUGHT HUMANITY TO PEOPLE WO FELT LARGER-THAN-LIFE AND HE
DID IT IN A WAY THAT HONOR THEIRDID IT IN A WAY THAT HONOR THEIR MEMORIES.
>> HE WASN’T JUST A HERO ON>> HE WASN’T JUST A HERO ON SCREEN.
HIS LIST OF INSPIRATIONAL ACTS
AND DEEDS IS TOO LONG TO RECOUNT
HERE, CONSISTENTLY SHOWING UP
DURING TRIAL IN TRIUMPH, SOME
FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO ARE
BATTLING THE SAME INVISIBLE
ENEMY.
HE WAS THE MOST HEROIC WHEN HE
WAS JUST BEING CHAD.
HE WAS BIGGER THAN ANYONE HE
PLAYED ON SCREEN.
>> WE WERE SO PROUD TO BE PART
OF THIS AWARD RECOGNIZING HIM,
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
OUR HERO FOR THE AGES, CHADWICK
BOSEMAN.
>> GOAT HERO FOR THE AGES.
>> ONE, TWO.
♪
>> WE CAN HONOR THESE.
>> YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY,>> YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT.
>> CHADWICK BOSEMAN.
>> THANK YOU TO THE FIELDS.
IT’S SUCH A JOY TO BE ABLE TO DO
WHAT YOU LOVE.
RECEIVING AN AWARD FOR PLAYING A
SUPERHERO IS AMAZING.
BUT IT’S EVEN GREATER TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THE EUROS THAT WE
HAVE IN REAL LIFE.
>> THINK ABOUT IT.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DREAM ABOUT
IT.
TELL YOUR TEAM ABOUT IT.
SUCCESS IS ON THE WAY.
>> I DON’T THINK IT MATTERS WHAT
I BELIEVE IN.
IT’S WHAT I DO.
>> SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GET
KNOCKED DOWN BEFORE YOU CAN
REALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR
FIGHT IS.
SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO FEEL THE
PAIN AND STING OF DEFEAT TO
ACTIVATE THE REAL PASSION AND
PURPOSE THAT GOD PREDESTINED
INSIDE OF YOU.
>> YOU DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT
ALONE.
♪
Vanessa: WELCOME BACK TO
THE "MTV MOVIE & TV AWARDS:
GREATEST OF ALL TIME."
I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY
FAVORITE TV SHOW IS.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN GUESS MY
FAVORITE CHARACTER.
ANYONE?
I SHOULD HAVE MADE IT MORE
OBVIOUS AND GONE FULL MOHAWK.
COBRA KAI NEVER DIES.
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, I'M OBSESSED
WITH THE SHOW AND THE FAN GIRL
AND ME CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS.
PLEASE WELCOME THE STARS OF THE
SHOW, XOLO MARIDUENA, JACOB
BERTRAND, AND PAYTON LIST.
♪
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE
TONIGHT TO RECOGNIZE A REAL
ROLE MODEL, MANNY STARTED FROM
THE BOTTOM, AT ZERO, LOSER, SAD
SACK DISGRACE.
HE KICKED HIS WAY TO THE TOP,
A HERO, A TOTAL ROCK STAR.
OUR SENSEI, THE GOAT.
THIS IS HIS JOURNEY.
GOAT.
ZERO TO HERO.
NO MERCY.
WHO IS IT?
THIS IS JOHNNY LAWRENCE.
HE AND I GO WAY BACK.
IS THAT LIKE TAE KWON DO OR
JIU-JITSU?
IT'S KARATE.
CAN YOU TEACH ME?
AND A SHIRT.
THANKS.
JOKING, IT SUCKS.
YOU CAN LEASE YOUR ASTHMA AND
YOUR PEANUT ALLERGIES OUTSIDE.
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.
SWEEP THE LEG.
NO MERCY.
DID YOU ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT
WHEN HIS BACK WAS TURNED?
NO MORE CHEATING, NO MORE
FIGHTING DIRTY.
COBRA KAI IS ABOUT BEING BAD A
ASS.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY KARATE
TEACHER?
NO, I'M GOING TO BE OUR
SENSEI.
MY COBRA KAI'S WHERE KIDS CAN
COME AND FEEL LIKE THEY BELONG.
I'M NOT JUST GOING TO TEACH
YOU HOW TO CONQUER YOUR FEARS.
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO
AWAKEN THE SNAKE WITHIN YOU.
LOSER.
ARE YOU NERDS?
NO, SENSEI!
ARE YOU SURE?
NO, SENSEI.
BAD ASS, KICK ASS.
YOU ARE COBRA KAI.
AND CUT.
MAKE SURE THEY COBRA KAI
SNAKE COMES IN AT THE END.
I WANTED TO REALLY POP.
THE MTV GOAT ZERO TO HERO,
WILLIAM ZABKA.
MTV NOMINATED YOU THE GOAT.
WHAT?
MTV CALLED ME A GOAT?
I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S A GOAT.
PLAY MORE DEF LEPPARD.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING HER STUPID
CHANNEL SINCE '85.
TECHNICALLY COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
WINGBACK MARTHA QUINN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC
VIDEOS?
I LOVE THAT SHOW "REMOTE
CONTROL."
I WANT TO MEET KURT LODER.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE REALITY
STUFF?
WHAT HAPPENED TO RATT?
A GOAT IS A GOOD THING.
IT MEANS GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
THEY SENT A TROPHY.
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS?
I ALMOST DIDN'T SIGN FOR IT.
THEY DIDN'T GIVE ONE OF THESE TO
LARUSSO?
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, MTV.
ON BEHALF OF JOHNNY LAWRENCE I'M
HONORED TO RECEIVE THIS BAD ASS
TUB OF POPCORN.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ROBERT
KAMAN FOR WRITING THE KARATE KID
IN CREATING THIS CHARACTER.
THE CREATORS OF COBRA KAI FOR
PICKING UP THE TORCH THREE
DECADES LATER AND GIVING JOHNNY
NEW LIFE, DEPTH, HUMOR AND A
SHOT AT REDEMPTION.
TO RALPH, THERE IS NO JOHNNY
WITHOUT DANNY LARUSSO, YOU'RE
THE BEST.
MY FAMILY AND SONY PICTURES
ENTERTAINMENT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND
BELIEVING THE SHOW.
MY FRIENDS AT OVERBROOK
ENTERTAINMENT AND OUR NEW HOME
AT NETFLIX.
THANK YOU FOR OPENING UP YOUR
DOJO AND GIVING US A GLOBAL
PLATFORM.
TO MY TEAM, GARY, ERIC.
MY SENSEI ON AND OFF SCREEN,
MARTIN COVE.
THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW OF
COBRA KAI.
LOVE YOU AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET
BACK TO WORK AND CONTINUE THE
STORY.
FINALLY TO ALL THE FANS.
THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH
JOHNNY ALL THESE YEARS.
I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN
TO JOHNNY SINCE ZZ TOP RELEASED
THEIR "LEGS" MUSIC VIDEO 1983.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOOD NIGHT.
Vanessa: I AM ALL ABOUT
THAT COBRA KAI LOVE.
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
GIVE IT UP ONE MORE TIME FOR
STEVE AOKI AND TRAVIS BARKER.
♪ TRY TO BE BEST BECAUSE
YOU'RE ONLY A MAN ♪
♪ A MAN'S GOT TO LEARN TO TAKE
IT ♪
♪ TRY TO BELIEVE THE GOING GETS
ROUGH ♪
♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HANG TOUGH TO
MAKE IT ♪
♪ HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
♪ TRYING YOU'LL SUCCEED
♪ NEVER DOUBT THAT YOU'RE THE
ONE AND YOU CAN HAVE YOUR
DREAMS ♪
♪ YOU THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHINGNESS CAN EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ THROUGH THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHINGS CAN EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND NOTHING
IS GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND
♪ NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU
DOWN ♪
Vanessa: STEVE AOKI AND
TRAVIS BARKER KILLING IT ALL
NIGHT.
THANKS, GUYS.
I'M TOLD THERE'S ONE MORE GOAT.
IT IS THE SPOILER.
EVERYONE DIES AT THE RED
WEDDING.
HEY, I'VE GOT MORE GOOD NEWS.
THE MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS ARE
COMING BACK BIGGER THAN EVER.
ALL THE GOLDEN POPCORN, ALL THE
ICONIC AWARDS AND THE BIGGEST
BLOCKBUSTER STARS ON THE PLANET.
THEY ARE ALL COMING BACK IN
2021.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
THE SHOW IS OVER!
Announcer: IT'S NEVER OVER,
VANESSA.
I'M READY IF YOU ARE.
THE MTV MOVIE AND TV AWARDS
RETURN IN MAY.
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.
STARS, CARS, AND IT'S BIGGER AND
LOUDER THAN EVER.
IF YOU HAVE PLANS IN MAY, CANCEL
THEM BECAUSE THE MTV MOVIE AND
TV AWARDS ARE BACK.
♪