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[sleigh bells ringing]
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[upbeat Christmas music]
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[glass breaking]
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[dishes breaking]
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[crashing continues]
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[dishes breaking in distance]
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[ketchup bottle squirting]
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[wood snapping]
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- [fan whirring]
- [ketchup splatters]
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[somber music]
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[Narrator] I was a tender
12 years old the first time
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I experienced a deep and
painful loss.
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The cause of her death
is still a mystery to me.
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And I often wonder if there
was anything I could have done
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to prevent it.
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I remember finding
her pale, little body floating
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in the cold, cruel water.
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My mother and stepfather
barely acknowledged
what happened,
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which made the grieving
process even more confusing.
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Being able to persevere
through this tragic loss
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helped me to become
the strong leader I am today.
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And that is why I am
the perfect candidate
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for Northwestern's
liberal arts program.
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Goddamn. I'm good.
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[inhales sharply]
Suck my dick, Emily Dickinson.
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[woman] Madison!
Can you check on the turkey?
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[Madison humming]
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Haha. Boom.
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[woman] Honey,
check the temperature first.
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Yes, Mom. I got it.
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Already did that...
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[Mom] Put the rolls in the oven.
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Fine.
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They're not in the fridge.
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[Mom] No,
they're in the freezer.
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Yeah, that would be great.
Actually, that reminds me...
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Oh, honey.
Will you also pull out the gin?
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It's not in the freezer.
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[Mom] Yeah, no,
it's in the fridge.
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Ugh. This house is so backwards.
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[indistinct chattering]
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- Got ya!
- [gasps] Holy shit! Jimmy!
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You scared me!
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Mm! Oh, oh.
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I am wearing the necklace
you gave me.
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I gave you that?
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This morning!
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Oh!
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It looks so different
outside the box.
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[Mom] Honey, did you make sure
that the turkey was 165 degrees?
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Madison! I'm speaking to you!
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Mm-hmm. Yep. Mom, I checked it.
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It's done.
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So, honey,
you're sure it's done?
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The thermometer said 165.
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Well...
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Just because it's dark doesn't
mean it's cooked.
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165 degrees. How would you know
that when you're doing that?
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Because I can read, Mom.
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It's all right. I'll just put it
right back in. Excuse me.
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- What? Seriously?
- Just for a second.
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No, Mom. I checked it.
It's done.
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You know what, I just want to
put it in, so we can make sure
it's crispy and safe.
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- Why don't I help with that,
Mrs. Williams?
- No! You do not have to help
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with that because it's done.
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- [Jimmy] Okay. Okay.
- No, it's not done.
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Why can you not trust that
I can do anything?
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This is not about you.
This is about the turkey.
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- The turkey is done!
- The turkey crisps--
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Oh my God. Oh! It's so hot!
It's so hot!
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[Christmas music playing]
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This corn is uh...
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tender.
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Yeah. This is a good
opportunity to really
appreciate the sides
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of a dinner and uh...
not focus so much on the turkey.
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[Andy] Yeah. Yeah.
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Kids make mistakes all the time.
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I'm not a kid.
I am 18 years old.
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And it was an accident, Mom.
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- And some might say that
you were involved.
Hey. Hey! What...
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What did everyone do today?
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Oh! Dad and I built a snowman.
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Oh yeah. It's the, uh,
lump of snow outside
with my, uh, clothes on.
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Well, that's great!
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Madison, did you finish
that essay for
your college application?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Uncle Andy.
I--I actually did. Um--
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Great.
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Mom, did you have a chance
to read it yet?
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I did.
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And?
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Honestly, I don't think there's
any college that's gonna
accept that essay.
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What are you talking about?
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Did you really write
about Goldie?
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[Andy] Who's Goldie?
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You wrote about your
dead goldfish?
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Look, I know you're upset
with me, but Madison,
you could do better.
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I do not even know why
I bothered to ask your opinion
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on the essay in the first place.
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I mean, you seize every single
opportunity you can
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to criticize me,
so there's that.
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Why didn't you write about
the special bond you have
with Heather?
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Don't write about me.
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[Mom] Look, I don't know
what's taking so long.
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It's not like you have a job.
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Maybe something more interesting
would happen if you just
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left the house.
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Hey, I was looking
through your photo albums,
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and mini-Madison was so cute.
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Aw. Thanks, Jimmy.
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Remember when mini-Madison
wanted to grow up to be a dog?
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- [Step Dad] Uh-huh.
- Aw, you wanted to be
a little mini-muffin?
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Well, there's nothing wrong with
taking social cues
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from man's best friend.
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Mmm, she used to put the food
on the floor
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and try to eat
without her hands.
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- [laughter]
- Well--
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Okay, think we're done
with this subject.
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We could probably move on now,
right?
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Oh my God, she also pooped on
the front lawn.
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- [Jimmy] No, she didn't!
- [Heather] Dude, yes!
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- Oh, she did!
- So many times!
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[laughter]
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[music continues]
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[phone keyboard clicking]
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There you are.
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[door shuts]
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I come bearing gifts.
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Come on.
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We were just joking around.
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[sighs]
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I know. They took it
a little too far.
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But, I like being reminded
of mini-Madison.
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I'm just so sick of my parents
still treating me like a child.
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My mother doesn't appreciate
any of the hard work I'm doing.
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Heather is a grade-A bitch.
And--and--and Uncle Andy just...
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It's like he's the only person
who--
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[scoffs]
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Seriously?
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What?
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No, no, no! No, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey!
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I was listening.
I promise I was listening.
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- [trike clattering]
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Heather is a grade-A bitch.
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I'm sorry. Just talk to me.
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I don't know. I just--
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[Madison groans] I just wish
they'd leave me alone.
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Like, like,
give me my own space.
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Maybe even my own room.
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Like, sharing a room with
Heather is not exactly
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my favorite thing in the world.
You know?
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Ugh. I'm 18. Just like let me--
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- You know what we need?
- What?
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- A vacation.
- Ha. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what--
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Whoa, I'm not looking at
my phone. Look. I promise.
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No, it's not...it's not that.
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There's a light on at
the Becker's house.
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And?
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[Madison]
And they're not home.
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[tense music]
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I do not see a light.
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[Madison] Well something
must have turned it off.
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- Maybe the house is haunted.
- [Madison scoffs] Yeah.
Definitely.
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Hey! It makes sense. Ghosts mess
with lights all the time.
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It's like a common fact.
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We should go over there
and check it out.
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You want to go
into the haunted house?
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It's not actually haunted,
Jimmy.
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There is no way you're going
to convince me
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to go into a haunted house.
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[door creaks]
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Mr. and Mrs. Becker?
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[key clatters]
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It's Madison.
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Hello?
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[tense music]
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How long do you think it's been
since someone was here?
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A few months. Probably.
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Are you sure you saw
a light turn on?
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Must've been bad wiring.
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[Jimmy] Or bad ghosts.
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Well, if you're convinced
there's ghosts,
we could always...
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have a seance.
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I am convinced there are ghosts.
And I don't want to meet them.
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Jimmy. We have two options.
Okay?
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Either, we can stay here,
talk to some ghosts,
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or, uh, we can go back and
talk to my angry mom.
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Ugh.
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Fine. Fuck it.
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- Let's talk to some ghosts.
- Hm.
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- [phone keyboard clicking]
- [phone vibrates]
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What kind of person punches an
innocent snowman in the face?
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[Madison] Oh, chill out, dude.
It looked like
your ex-boyfriend.
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What? No, it didn't.
What do you want?
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Uh, listen. Could you cover for
me and Jimmy for a bit?
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I mean, Mom and Dad
are pretty hammered,
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Uncle Andy is gonna stay over.
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You probably have some time.
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Okay. Can you just like stuff
some pillows in my bed?
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Make it look like I'm sleeping?
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I don't know if I want to
traumatize Dad like that again.
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You're going to prom this year,
right?
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Well, I would be
honored to supply you
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with a bottle of booze
as a token of my appreciation.
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- Two.
- [Madison] Absolutely.
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Deal.
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Perfect.
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- [sighs]
- What is this?
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Oh. It's a Hodag.
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- A Ho-bag?
- [Madison] No. Hodag.
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He's a mythical creature.
It's a Northwoods thing.
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Hm. Well, whatever it is,
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it's going to be our official
seance mascot.
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- Oh, shit!
- Jimmy!
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Is it bad luck to break
a ho-bag?
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[mysterious music]
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Oh, great Hodag spirit.
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We ask for your forgiveness
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and help us ward off the evil
spirits present in this house.
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And now,
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we will drink
the ceremonial Hodag blood.
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Is there paint in this?
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No. It's beer
with green food dye.
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- Ooh. Nice.
- Cheers.
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Ah. Okay. Put your hands on
the indicator thing.
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What do you want to ask them?
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Mm. What they want.
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Spirits.
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What do you want?
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[Jimmy] Holy shit.
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- [Madison laughs]
- It's moving.
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[Madison] S.
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You're moving this, aren't you?
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No! I swear to God,
I'm not moving this.
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[Madison] S, E...
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I can't believe it's moving.
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[Madison] S, E...
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X.
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Sex.
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Sex?
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Oh, you're saying you want
to have sex?
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- Jimmy!
- Hey, I'm fine with it.
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But, just to be clear,
for the record,
it was your idea.
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Oh, it was my idea? Really?
It was? Shut up.
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00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,202
Hodag as my witness.
252
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,373
[mysterious music]
253
00:14:14,382 --> 00:14:17,988
[objects clattering]
254
00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:31,001
A Hodag ghost?
255
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,235
That's not good.
256
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,175
Protected.
257
00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:44,542
[birds chirping]
258
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:54,288
[groaning]
259
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,358
Whoa! Oh!
Jimmy! Jimmy! Hey, hey!
260
00:14:58,393 --> 00:14:59,898
- We gotta get up. Come on.
- [Jimmy grunts]
261
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:01,064
No, Jimmy. Seriously.
262
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:03,594
- Wake up. Get up. Come on!
- [Jimmy grunts]
263
00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:05,035
- Whoa!
- [thudding]
264
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,236
- [tense music]
- [sighs]
265
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:19,478
Oh, my God.
266
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:22,382
Do you think anyone else
is in here?
267
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,154
- Is anyone in here?
- Jimmy!
268
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,326
[glass cracking]
269
00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:34,460
[Jimmy] We weren't this high
last night.
270
00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:39,432
[Madison] Where's their TV?
271
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,402
I think they were robbed.
272
00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:44,503
Do you think they got our weed?
273
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,076
[Jimmy] Shit!
274
00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:48,309
The gremlin prostitute's gone.
275
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:50,949
How did we sleep through
a robbery?
276
00:15:51,314 --> 00:15:52,544
Hodag's revenge.
277
00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:54,678
Okay. Well, we--we have to
call the police.
278
00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:57,714
What? No! No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
279
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,551
We can't call the police.
280
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,190
We'll get in trouble
for breaking and entering!
281
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:02,224
Uh, no, we won't.
282
00:16:03,327 --> 00:16:05,161
But we did. We're trespassers.
We are lawbreakers.
283
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:07,163
Yeah, but our broken law is less
bad than the robbers' broken law
284
00:16:07,198 --> 00:16:08,692
- so we're good.
- Can we just talk about this?
285
00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:11,002
Jimmy! No! Jimmy! Jimmy!
No, no, no.
[shouting indistinctly]
286
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,437
- [Dispatcher] 911.
What's your emergency?
- [shouting indistinctly]
287
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,006
- Jimmy! [screams]
- [Dispatcher] Is this
an emergency?
288
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,708
- [shouting indistinctly]
- [Dispatcher] Hello?
Is anyone there?
289
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,209
- Jimmy, absolutely not!
- [Dispatcher] I--I can hear
you. Is someone hurt?
290
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,440
- [Madison yelling]
- [Dispatcher] I'm sending
help over--
291
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:32,650
S...so why did you guys dress up
for Christmas?
292
00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:34,689
- Well, we're concerned
citizens--
- Well, it's actually not what--
293
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,057
- ...and we wanted to
check out--
- ...it looks like at all.
294
00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:36,824
- ...and we had a seance.
- It was her idea
to come over here.
295
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:39,257
- [Madison] My idea?
- Enough.
296
00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,461
We're gonna have to
separate you two for
the rest of the interview.
297
00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:45,003
[man] Also, please wash
your faces before we continue.
298
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,075
Tell me what happened on
the night of December 25th.
299
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,538
- [tense music]
- Okay.
300
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:57,147
Wait, so, what time does
night start?
301
00:16:57,644 --> 00:16:59,611
[Officer] I can't believe
I gotta babysit.
302
00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:05,221
But, I do get to meet a robber
my first day of the job.
303
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,784
Starting off pretty good.
Starting off pretty cool.
304
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,259
I told you.
We didn't rob this place.
305
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,261
- Okay.
- We--we snuck in.
306
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:16,826
We fell asleep. We woke up,
and we realized it was robbed.
307
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,597
Like, technically,
we helped you guys out.
308
00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:20,731
Okay. All right. Just forget
the part where I said
309
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,536
it was like my first day
on the job. Okay?
I'm not that dumb. All right?
310
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,373
[stammers] I did train for this.
311
00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:27,144
And then the whole thing flew
in my face.
312
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,541
- Oh, my God.
- So they were the ones
313
00:17:28,576 --> 00:17:30,378
- who originally dropped
the turkey.
- Mm-hm.
314
00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:33,150
So, you see, it's not my fault
Christmas dinner got ruined.
315
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,515
[scoffs] Yeah. Well,
in this situation, if anything,
316
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,055
you're the Christmas hero.
317
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,288
- I know!
- [laughs]
318
00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:40,586
- Thank you!
- Man!
319
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,687
Why did you enter
the Becker's house?
320
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,460
I know the Beckers.
My family's cabin is next door.
321
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,332
Really? Next door? Interesting.
322
00:17:50,565 --> 00:17:54,171
We thought they would appreciate
us keeping an eye on things.
323
00:17:54,338 --> 00:18:01,343
We needed to investigate
and confirm if the house
was haunted.
324
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,841
Okay. Um...
325
00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:07,745
What happened after you entered
the premises?
326
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:12,585
We made sure the premises
were secured, and they were.
327
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:16,325
Didn't see anything too crazy
at the time.
328
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,459
We assessed the haunted lights
329
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:21,726
which were also securely
shut down.
330
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,598
And look, I know the Beckers
wouldn't mind us hanging out.
331
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:30,438
So, so, yeah. We played a board
game. Just lit a few candles.
332
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:33,210
And then we had a seance.
333
00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:36,312
But we didn't do any
of this other stuff.
334
00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:40,712
Did I hear--did I hear you guys,
you said you did a seance?
335
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,253
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Oh, yeah? [chuckles]
336
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:44,848
So did you, uh...
337
00:18:47,787 --> 00:18:48,885
talk to any ghosts?
338
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:53,263
Dude. There was
a spiritual presence
in the house last night.
339
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:57,135
I f--I felt it when I walked in.
340
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,764
But you did not vandalize
anything in the house?
341
00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:00,798
Absolutely not.
342
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,670
Well, so, there was
a Hodag statue. But--
343
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:05,803
We fixed it.
344
00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:08,806
Well if you didn't rob the house
then who did?
345
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,677
I honestly do not know.
346
00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:16,286
Your boyfriend said that
a Hodag robbed the house.
347
00:19:16,651 --> 00:19:18,486
[stammers] He said what?
348
00:19:34,702 --> 00:19:37,373
We're still trying to
get in touch with
the Beckers to confirm
349
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:39,243
your relationship to them.
350
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,344
While I continue
my investigation, I--
351
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:44,314
Whoa. Uh. Our investigation.
352
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:51,552
We have agreed to release them
into your custody
353
00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:53,785
so long as you agree
not to leave the county.
354
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,556
Under any circumstances.
355
00:19:55,591 --> 00:19:57,294
[Mom] Not leave the county?
I'm sorry, you know,
356
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,856
we have to be in Chicago
tomorrow for work.
357
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:02,959
Oh, well, I mean that kinda
sounds like a circumstance.
358
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,202
Or, no.
359
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,370
Or we can hold them.
360
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,339
Hold them?
361
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,408
In jail? What? We're supposed
to leave them in jail?
362
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:13,940
- Well...
- Yeah, that's kinda
how it works.
363
00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:17,710
Babe, what about your brother,
Andy? Maybe he can take them.
364
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:19,679
[scoffs] Guys,
I can't stay here.
365
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,417
I'm gonna miss Jennifer's
New Year's party.
366
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,617
Oh, I'm sorry. You're gonna miss
Jennifer's New Year's party?
367
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,586
Where is
my responsible daughter?
368
00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:26,720
- [Madison] I am responsible,
Mom!
-- What are we doing here?
369
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,188
- You just never see that.
- No. The police are here.
370
00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:30,789
[Madison] We're doing this
because I responsibly
reported a robbery.
371
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,591
[Mom] No. You stayed
in a place you should
not have stayed.
372
00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:33,925
- [Mom] Why are so you mean to
me? Also, I stay in a place--
- [Mom] Are you kidding me?
373
00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:34,960
- [Madison] I don't get to see
my friends--
- [Mom] Do not try
374
00:20:34,995 --> 00:20:37,368
to out-scream me.
You know what, you go to college
375
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,736
- and have a social life.
- I would love to go to college
376
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,733
- if you would approve my essay.
- Every action
has a consequence.
377
00:20:40,768 --> 00:20:42,031
Say something.
378
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,736
-I'd just like--
-Don't.
379
00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:48,906
[upbeat music]
380
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,666
[music continues]
381
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,320
[phone beeps]
382
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:33,819
[Andy] First up, my house rules.
383
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:39,792
You will forfeit both
your cell phones.
384
00:21:40,663 --> 00:21:42,630
You'll sleep in separate
bedrooms.
385
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,996
You'll get up at six AM
every morning
386
00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:48,768
and make your beds and--
what now?
387
00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:54,939
[sighs] Son of a--
388
00:21:54,974 --> 00:22:00,318
- [sirens wailing]
- [Andy speaking indistinctly]
389
00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:02,749
[officer speaking indistinctly]
390
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:08,557
[Mom] Your uncle Andy told me
what happened to his house.
391
00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:10,359
I know you're telling
the truth about the Beckers.
392
00:22:10,394 --> 00:22:12,990
But I'm worried you don't
realize that your actions
have consequences.
393
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,400
You need to take more
responsibility on and
help around the cabin.
394
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:17,962
So I'm gonna send you a list
of chores to--
395
00:22:17,997 --> 00:22:21,339
Looks like they didn't
get everything.
396
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,737
Not the time.
397
00:22:24,003 --> 00:22:26,839
[indistinct radio chatter]
398
00:22:26,874 --> 00:22:28,874
[officer] I--I don't know if
this job is right for you.
399
00:22:30,009 --> 00:22:33,681
Well, we're gonna stay
at the family house.
400
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,551
Hop in.
401
00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:40,952
[upbeat music]
402
00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:58,442
I'm beginning to think that
maybe you two
403
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,136
didn't rob the Becker's house.
404
00:23:05,682 --> 00:23:08,045
[music continues]
405
00:23:13,855 --> 00:23:14,854
[beeping]
406
00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:18,594
Oh. Thank you.
407
00:23:33,138 --> 00:23:35,710
Okay. I cannot believe that
there are robbers out there
408
00:23:35,877 --> 00:23:38,482
screwing people over and then
letting us take the fall for it.
409
00:23:38,748 --> 00:23:41,551
Yeah. These are the most
inconsiderate robbers ever.
410
00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:42,948
Okay. You know what?
411
00:23:44,151 --> 00:23:46,523
We need to find these assholes
and then clear our names.
412
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,495
Well, what else
are we supposed to do?
413
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:54,091
It's practically the Wild West
up here.
414
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,566
We should scour the town
for clues.
415
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,128
Stake out the empty houses.
416
00:23:58,504 --> 00:23:59,833
You will do no such thing.
417
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,672
- Why not?
- Because you are not
Sherlock Holmes
418
00:24:03,707 --> 00:24:04,739
and this is real life.
419
00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:06,807
But the police think
that we did it.
420
00:24:06,842 --> 00:24:09,205
You are more likely to end up
getting hurt than you are
421
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,679
to catch any robbers.
422
00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:18,555
I'm sorry. I cannot eat this
box macaroni and cheese.
423
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,854
If we're going to be here
for a while,
424
00:24:20,889 --> 00:24:22,658
I'm going to get us some
real food.
425
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,191
Do not go anywhere while
I'm gone.
426
00:24:28,226 --> 00:24:30,699
Remember, your very presence in
this house is enough
427
00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:31,931
to deter a robber.
428
00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:46,715
[engine rumbling]
429
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:56,923
- [car door shuts]
- [tense music]
430
00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:21,618
[Step Dad on recording]
I know your mom is
being hard on you, but
431
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,654
- that's only because we know
how much untapped potential--
- [phone beeps]
432
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:27,323
[Mom on recording] Honey, life
after high school is hard.
433
00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:30,286
Figuring what you want to do
with your life is hard.
434
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:33,531
- But you need a plan.
Make a goal chart and--
- [phone beeps]
435
00:25:33,863 --> 00:25:35,863
[Heather on recording]
Hey, sis.
How's your goal chart?
436
00:25:35,898 --> 00:25:37,964
- [phone beeps]
- [phone clatters]
437
00:25:41,805 --> 00:25:43,101
[sighs]
438
00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:45,642
[loud thump]
439
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:48,205
[tense music]
440
00:25:51,309 --> 00:25:52,583
That was nothing, right?
441
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,048
Yeah. Yeah, that was probably
the heater.
442
00:25:56,919 --> 00:25:59,315
So we don't have to
check it out.
443
00:26:01,055 --> 00:26:02,318
We should definitely
check it out.
444
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,792
Shit!
445
00:26:05,158 --> 00:26:08,060
[mechanical whirring]
446
00:26:08,095 --> 00:26:09,600
[thumping]
447
00:26:20,239 --> 00:26:22,074
Okay, I know Andy said
not to do anything,
448
00:26:22,109 --> 00:26:24,912
but I don't think we can just
stay here and do nothing.
449
00:26:24,947 --> 00:26:26,309
- Yeah.
- [vacuum thumps]
450
00:26:26,344 --> 00:26:27,882
I'm not going to
be able to sleep tonight.
451
00:26:28,984 --> 00:26:31,721
You know what?
We could put a lock
on the back door.
452
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,988
- Yeah. Let's do that.
- [vacuum thumps]
453
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,091
[drill whirs]
454
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:42,963
Okay. Do you think we should put
some extra lights on timers?
455
00:26:42,998 --> 00:26:44,866
Yeah! Ooh, let's put the tree
on a timer.
456
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:49,706
[upbeat music]
457
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,214
- [air horn blares]
- [screams]
458
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:08,153
- Madison, I found these great
party pop--
- [bubble wrap popping]
459
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:11,761
[music continues]
460
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,362
Too long.
461
00:27:20,134 --> 00:27:21,265
That...
462
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:23,773
That works.
463
00:27:34,181 --> 00:27:35,653
Okay.
464
00:27:38,856 --> 00:27:40,416
[Madison]
Close it. Close it. Close it.
465
00:27:42,024 --> 00:27:43,023
Okay!
466
00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:49,326
What?
467
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,775
Do you even know how to use
that thing?
468
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:02,174
Nope. But if I could figure it
out, I think it could be useful.
469
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:03,307
Uh-huh.
470
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,784
[bubble wrap popping
in distance]
471
00:28:11,383 --> 00:28:13,020
What the heck is this?
472
00:28:14,056 --> 00:28:15,418
[sighing] Okay.
473
00:28:16,454 --> 00:28:17,827
What the--?
474
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,458
- Absolutely not.
- What?
475
00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:26,737
And definitely none of that.
476
00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:29,234
And, actually,
I don't care about that.
477
00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:31,071
Oh, really?
478
00:28:31,106 --> 00:28:32,875
Well, I was 18 once too,
you know.
479
00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,944
But I do not drink and
play with knives.
480
00:28:35,979 --> 00:28:37,176
[Madison] We're just trying to
protect ourselves.
481
00:28:37,211 --> 00:28:39,442
Or at least make some sort of
alarm system.
482
00:28:39,477 --> 00:28:42,082
Well, this is more likely to
harm you than any intruder.
483
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,383
[sighs] All right.
484
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,826
You want to protect yourselves
like responsible adults?
485
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:50,860
- Yes!
- Yes!
486
00:28:55,196 --> 00:28:56,998
[Jimmy] What the?
487
00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,100
How long has that been there?
488
00:29:00,498 --> 00:29:02,201
- A while.
- [Madison chuckles]
489
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,039
[mysterious music]
490
00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:08,372
Madison.
491
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:12,882
Here you go, Jimmy.
492
00:29:16,151 --> 00:29:17,414
Hold it like Madison.
493
00:29:19,187 --> 00:29:20,186
All right.
494
00:29:20,353 --> 00:29:22,056
You have to chamber a round.
495
00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,422
Otherwise you'll look
like a fool with no intent.
496
00:29:27,162 --> 00:29:28,194
Oh, so just like--
497
00:29:28,361 --> 00:29:29,360
[Madison gasps]
498
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,164
For Pete's sake!
499
00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:34,299
No! No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
500
00:29:40,406 --> 00:29:41,504
Thank you.
501
00:29:46,412 --> 00:29:48,951
These are BB guns.
502
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,052
Take it.
503
00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:55,056
You'll be able to scare
people off, but you won't really
be able to hurt anyone.
504
00:29:56,191 --> 00:29:57,993
- [gun fires]
- [Jimmy] Oh, shit!
505
00:29:58,028 --> 00:29:59,060
Jesus Christ.
506
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,163
Just--just take it from him.
507
00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:07,068
[Andy] Ah.
508
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,843
Here are some items you can
actually use.
509
00:30:17,443 --> 00:30:18,442
A pocket knife?
510
00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:21,280
In the right hands
a pocket knife can provide
511
00:30:21,315 --> 00:30:23,920
a person shelter, food,
and security.
512
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,186
Making it an important asset
to mankind.
513
00:30:26,221 --> 00:30:28,353
Aw. It has such a small blade.
514
00:30:29,587 --> 00:30:31,026
That one has a flashlight.
515
00:30:32,095 --> 00:30:34,029
[flashlight buzzing]
516
00:30:37,199 --> 00:30:38,935
Okay. So now, we keep watch.
517
00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,300
And hope what we fear
will never come.
518
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,238
[sighs]
519
00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:49,077
[flashlight buzzing]
520
00:30:49,112 --> 00:30:52,047
[somber music]
521
00:31:18,075 --> 00:31:20,141
[rustling]
522
00:31:39,393 --> 00:31:41,932
[tense music]
523
00:31:55,178 --> 00:31:56,474
[door shuts]
524
00:32:16,463 --> 00:32:19,035
[music continues]
525
00:32:52,631 --> 00:32:57,271
- All quiet on the east side.
- All clear on the lake side.
526
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,507
Have there been serial robberies
like this in the past?
527
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:04,476
Luckily, no.
528
00:33:05,512 --> 00:33:08,051
Well, why do you think they're
breaking in
529
00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,481
and robbing people now?
530
00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:12,220
Hard to say.
It's different for each robber.
531
00:33:12,255 --> 00:33:14,519
I think these robberies are
crimes of opportunity.
532
00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:18,292
Do you guys want to watch
Santa Clause Conquers
the Martians ?
533
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:19,755
- [Madison] Ooh.
- Santa did what?
534
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,757
It's a really good movie. And!
535
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,134
We can play a really fun
drinking game while we watch it.
536
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:28,500
- We should keep a lookout.
- [Madison] Why?
537
00:33:29,272 --> 00:33:30,700
I mean, the sun is setting.
We're not going to be able
538
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,504
to see much in the dark
anyway.
539
00:33:32,539 --> 00:33:35,474
Can we just take
a short break? Please?
540
00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:39,181
Wouldn't a movie playing deter
people from breaking in?
541
00:33:39,348 --> 00:33:40,644
[gasps] Or we could play a game!
542
00:33:41,515 --> 00:33:42,581
What game?
543
00:33:42,616 --> 00:33:44,714
Why don't you teach us a game
that you like to play?
544
00:33:45,321 --> 00:33:47,255
Ooh, you show you yours,
I'll show me mine.
545
00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:54,757
[engine rumbling]
546
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,412
[clears throat]
Kings are worth four points.
547
00:34:12,447 --> 00:34:15,811
Queens three. Jacks two.
Aces are worth eleven.
548
00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,384
And then tens are worth ten.
549
00:34:17,419 --> 00:34:19,353
Okay. And nines are nine?
550
00:34:19,388 --> 00:34:21,157
- Uh, no. Zero.
- What about eights?
551
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:22,191
Uh, zero.
552
00:34:22,391 --> 00:34:23,390
Seven?
553
00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:26,723
Zero. And, no, you don't play
with any cards under seven.
554
00:34:27,528 --> 00:34:28,824
O--okay.
555
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,199
You'll figure it out.
556
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:34,731
- When do you drink?
- Whenever you damn well please.
557
00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:37,206
[upbeat music]
558
00:34:44,743 --> 00:34:47,843
What if the number of points
you score
559
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:51,220
is the number of seconds
the person to your left
has to drink?
560
00:34:51,354 --> 00:34:53,519
Why must everything turn into
a drinking game?
561
00:34:53,554 --> 00:34:56,357
Now, can we just drink and
play a game?
562
00:34:56,392 --> 00:34:58,194
Let's just play something else!
563
00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:01,692
[music continues]
564
00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:16,212
[Jimmy] So, whatever the value
of the card that is in your set
565
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,346
that's the number of seconds
you have to drink.
566
00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,579
What are these cards
in the middle here?
567
00:35:20,614 --> 00:35:23,384
Oh, no. It's way easier
to understand
the command cards first.
568
00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:25,749
So if someone flips over an ace,
569
00:35:25,784 --> 00:35:28,323
the person across from them has
to pound the table and shout
570
00:35:28,688 --> 00:35:32,393
"Two for all." If they don't,
they have to finish their beer.
571
00:35:33,363 --> 00:35:34,659
I'm not playing this game.
572
00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:37,398
[music continues]
573
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,378
[Jimmy] Look at their helmets.
574
00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:51,907
[Madison] Look at his beard.
575
00:35:52,811 --> 00:35:55,812
[both laughing]
576
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,258
How long is this movie?
577
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,194
It's 81 glorious minutes.
578
00:36:04,361 --> 00:36:06,295
[music continues]
579
00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:09,562
- He said Santa!
- Drink!
580
00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:12,928
[indistinct dialogue on TV]
581
00:36:21,576 --> 00:36:23,807
...supposedly frozen
individual moves!
582
00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:25,545
- It's rule number nine.
- [Madison groans]
583
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:29,252
Okay. Andy won.
Wake up. Uncle Andy won.
584
00:36:29,584 --> 00:36:32,585
Every time a Martian gets
attacked by a toy, you drink!
585
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:38,327
- [Jimmy] Madison!
- [Madison] Straight line.
586
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,955
[Jimmy]
I forgot to pack my toothbrush.
587
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:42,958
[Madison] Okay. That's a lot of
information. Just keep going.
588
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,565
- I can do it myself!
- No, Jimmy! Be careful! Just--
589
00:36:45,732 --> 00:36:46,831
Oh, don't forget--
590
00:36:46,867 --> 00:36:48,370
- [bubble wrap popping]
- [Jimmy] Shit!
- [thudding]
591
00:36:48,405 --> 00:36:50,207
Yeah. That.
592
00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:51,670
[Jimmy] I'm okay!
593
00:36:52,673 --> 00:36:55,872
[guitar playing]
594
00:37:02,419 --> 00:37:03,484
- [faucet squeaks]
- [water stops]
595
00:37:21,603 --> 00:37:24,901
Hey, kiddo.
I thought you went to bed.
596
00:37:27,609 --> 00:37:30,544
I, uh, haven't heard you play
in a while.
597
00:37:31,778 --> 00:37:33,283
Forgot how much I missed it.
598
00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:35,516
Thanks.
599
00:37:39,852 --> 00:37:41,753
So how's our young Jimmy?
600
00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:44,624
Alive. For now.
601
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,500
What's on your mind?
602
00:37:56,033 --> 00:37:59,540
[sighs] Maybe my mom was right.
603
00:38:00,642 --> 00:38:01,541
Probably.
604
00:38:01,577 --> 00:38:04,479
She thinks Jimmy's too immature
for me.
605
00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:07,746
What do you think?
606
00:38:08,045 --> 00:38:10,584
- I asked you first.
- You did?
607
00:38:10,949 --> 00:38:13,323
Well, do you think that Jimmy's
too immature?
608
00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:18,493
I do not think that Jimmy is
too immature for someone who
609
00:38:18,528 --> 00:38:21,562
does not go to school and
does not have a job.
610
00:38:22,763 --> 00:38:24,532
I knew it. My mom was wrong.
611
00:38:24,897 --> 00:38:26,402
- Huh.
- [Andy stammers]
612
00:38:26,635 --> 00:38:29,702
Come on! Remind me why
you're with him again?
613
00:38:31,035 --> 00:38:34,443
- He's funny.
- Yeah, he's amusing sometimes.
614
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,908
- But he doesn't realize it.
- Okay. But that
615
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:43,320
is probably because he does not
care what other people think.
616
00:38:43,817 --> 00:38:45,685
Yes, and that was cute
when he was 10.
617
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:47,456
[both chuckle]
618
00:38:50,857 --> 00:38:53,022
You know, a first love
is complicated.
619
00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:55,827
Especially with someone
you grew up with.
620
00:39:01,538 --> 00:39:02,603
[phone beeps]
621
00:39:04,607 --> 00:39:05,738
Phone's dead.
622
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:08,444
You'll be fine.
623
00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:11,348
I've lived my whole life without
a cell phone.
624
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,846
- And I've somehow survived
without it.
- Hm.
625
00:39:17,818 --> 00:39:18,817
You know who made that?
626
00:39:19,754 --> 00:39:21,490
Yeah, my dad.
627
00:39:23,725 --> 00:39:24,757
You remember him?
628
00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:28,365
Yeah.
629
00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:36,505
I mean, they're faint memories,
but they exist.
630
00:39:40,907 --> 00:39:42,742
Yeah. Sure.
631
00:39:42,777 --> 00:39:45,041
[guitar playing]
632
00:39:46,044 --> 00:39:48,781
[Andy humming]
633
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,817
Guess that's your cue
to go up to bed.
634
00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:55,018
I'll take the first watch
down here.
635
00:39:55,691 --> 00:39:59,055
And I will take the first shift
watching Jimmy.
636
00:39:59,761 --> 00:40:00,892
Good.
637
00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:06,700
Oh, uh, Uncle Andy?
638
00:40:07,934 --> 00:40:10,902
Thanks again. For everything.
639
00:40:13,478 --> 00:40:14,543
Anytime.
640
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:27,952
[somber music]
641
00:40:56,983 --> 00:40:59,456
[woman] Do you think that one
looks like an empty summer home?
642
00:41:01,823 --> 00:41:03,724
[man] Fuck, is that light
always on?
643
00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:06,727
[woman] Mm. I don't remember.
644
00:41:08,225 --> 00:41:09,730
What about that one?
645
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:13,701
[man] Yeah, I think they live
in Chicago.
646
00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,231
All right.
647
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:23,975
[program playing on cell phone]
648
00:41:28,014 --> 00:41:30,619
[music continues]
649
00:42:09,055 --> 00:42:10,857
[tense music]
650
00:42:32,947 --> 00:42:34,177
[wood creaking]
651
00:42:35,081 --> 00:42:36,949
[objects clattering]
652
00:42:43,826 --> 00:42:46,021
[tense music]
653
00:42:50,096 --> 00:42:51,634
- [woman] Shit!
- Just stay there.
654
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:52,767
We thought no one was in
the house.
655
00:42:57,906 --> 00:43:00,643
[indistinct shouting
in distance]
656
00:43:03,241 --> 00:43:05,208
[program playing on phone]
657
00:43:05,243 --> 00:43:06,242
[phone beeps]
658
00:43:09,654 --> 00:43:11,819
[man] Get back over here.
Get over here!
659
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:14,987
Sit down, old man!
660
00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:17,319
How many other people
are in the house?
661
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,058
Just me.
662
00:43:24,163 --> 00:43:25,800
So, what now?
663
00:43:26,704 --> 00:43:28,264
[wood creaking]
664
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:49,758
[Madison] Shhhh, shhhhh.
665
00:43:50,156 --> 00:43:52,123
Okay, how drunk are you?
666
00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:54,559
- Mm.
- [Madison] Okay.
667
00:43:54,594 --> 00:43:56,798
I'm going to take my hand
off your mouth,
but you have to be quiet.
668
00:43:57,262 --> 00:43:58,800
- We're being robbed.
- What?
669
00:43:58,835 --> 00:43:59,834
Jimmy!
670
00:44:02,036 --> 00:44:04,773
Okay. I need your phone.
I'm gonna call 911.
671
00:44:08,075 --> 00:44:09,778
And your phone is dead.
672
00:44:10,143 --> 00:44:13,177
Yeah. It's my bedtime story.
It helps me sleep.
673
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:16,345
Okay. Um, I'll just drive
to the police station.
674
00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,215
- I got our coats. Come on.
- Okay. [groans]
675
00:44:18,382 --> 00:44:20,283
[tense music]
676
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,659
[man] Hands! Hands!
677
00:44:27,930 --> 00:44:29,127
[man] All right.
678
00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,805
[woman] Ooh, why don't we try
this sheepshank one?
679
00:44:37,071 --> 00:44:38,741
- Huh?
- [woman] The sheepshank.
680
00:44:39,403 --> 00:44:41,304
I know how to tie
a fucking knot!
681
00:44:41,339 --> 00:44:42,437
[board clattering]
682
00:44:44,177 --> 00:44:45,209
[man] Okay.
683
00:44:50,447 --> 00:44:51,688
[whispering] Madison!
684
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,892
[tense music]
685
00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:05,702
- Okay! Jimmy, toss me the keys.
- [groans]
686
00:45:08,003 --> 00:45:10,069
[Madison] Are you serious? Okay.
687
00:45:11,468 --> 00:45:12,467
All right.
688
00:45:14,207 --> 00:45:15,371
- Jimmy.
- [groans]
689
00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:17,109
These are not Andy's keys.
690
00:45:18,981 --> 00:45:21,344
Fuck! They're not?
691
00:45:21,379 --> 00:45:23,852
In what world do you think
that these are Andy's keys?
692
00:45:24,118 --> 00:45:27,350
I'm sorry.
Can we still use them?
693
00:45:27,385 --> 00:45:29,154
No. we cannot still use--
694
00:45:31,994 --> 00:45:32,993
What?
695
00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:38,229
[engine sputtering]
696
00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,330
I don't--I don't understand.
697
00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,200
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
698
00:45:42,235 --> 00:45:46,006
Oh, shit. It's a stick. Umm.
Do you know how to drive stick?
699
00:45:47,009 --> 00:45:48,844
No. Do you?
700
00:45:49,407 --> 00:45:50,473
No, of course not.
701
00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:52,309
Why else would I ask you if
I knew how to drive--
702
00:45:52,344 --> 00:45:53,410
- Holy shit!
- [man] Get out of my truck!
703
00:45:53,445 --> 00:45:56,181
- It's the fucking Hodags again!
- Okay, okay! Okay.
704
00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:57,479
[man] Get the hell out
of my truck!
705
00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:02,121
[woman] You're really gonna
want to get out now!
706
00:46:02,156 --> 00:46:03,155
[Madison speaking indistinctly]
707
00:46:04,424 --> 00:46:07,159
- [screams]
- [Jimmy] Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! Fuck! Fuck!
708
00:46:09,295 --> 00:46:12,428
[man] Get the fuck out of my
goddamned truck.
709
00:46:15,037 --> 00:46:16,168
Now.
710
00:46:17,072 --> 00:46:19,171
[tense music]
711
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,013
All right. Give me your
cell phone.
712
00:46:26,048 --> 00:46:27,114
They're dead.
You don't have to--
713
00:46:27,149 --> 00:46:28,917
- Even better.
Give it to me anyway.
- You too!
714
00:46:29,447 --> 00:46:31,887
- I don't have a cell phone.
- That's impossible.
715
00:46:33,451 --> 00:46:34,549
I really don't.
716
00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:37,189
He's telling the truth.
717
00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:39,158
What? I don't understand that.
718
00:46:39,193 --> 00:46:40,555
How can you just not have
a phone?
719
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:43,525
Fuck. We don't have enough rope
to tie everyone up.
720
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,199
Well, um, why don't we just tie
his shoelaces together?
721
00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:49,135
There's more rope in the garage.
722
00:46:50,204 --> 00:46:51,335
Okay.
723
00:46:54,307 --> 00:46:57,440
Just stay here. Watch them.
Nobody moves.
724
00:46:57,475 --> 00:46:58,540
[woman] Yeah. Okay.
725
00:46:59,444 --> 00:47:00,949
Nobody moves!
726
00:47:01,215 --> 00:47:05,085
[door opens, shuts]
727
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,932
You know, I actually have to say
I kind of appreciate
728
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,264
how cooperative you guys are
being, 'cause, to be honest,
729
00:47:19,299 --> 00:47:22,872
this is my first time ever
having a hostage. [chuckles]
730
00:47:29,243 --> 00:47:30,407
So, um...
731
00:47:31,610 --> 00:47:34,246
have any of you guys ever
been robbed before or anything?
732
00:47:34,512 --> 00:47:36,886
- Well, this is the second time
I've been robbed.
- [woman] Oh.
733
00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:39,218
But the first time I've ever
been held hostage.
734
00:47:39,484 --> 00:47:41,957
Oh cool, cool. That's cool.
735
00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:45,521
Umm...
736
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:51,626
Wait a second. I feel like I've
seen you guys before somewhere.
737
00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:55,102
Oh, that's, uh, weird.
738
00:47:55,137 --> 00:47:58,974
Hey, listen, I--I just,
I'm gonna be honest, you know,
739
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:01,977
since this is your first
hostage thing.
740
00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:05,607
So this rope that's tying my
legs together,
741
00:48:05,642 --> 00:48:06,982
it seems a little loose.
742
00:48:07,215 --> 00:48:09,413
- Really?
- Yeah, I um...
743
00:48:09,646 --> 00:48:11,921
[whispering] I don't think he
did a great job with the knot.
744
00:48:12,088 --> 00:48:15,056
Hm. Yeah, the knot's no good.
You should've used
a square knot.
745
00:48:15,289 --> 00:48:16,519
Square knot?
746
00:48:16,554 --> 00:48:18,092
- [Andy] I can teach you.
- [woman] Yeah?
747
00:48:19,293 --> 00:48:20,292
Okay!
748
00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:24,659
Now you take one end
in each hand.
749
00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:28,971
- [woman] Okay.
- [Andy] And then you take
the right end
750
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:31,171
and throw it over the left.
751
00:48:31,206 --> 00:48:32,469
- [woman] Right over left.
- [Andy] Yeah.
752
00:48:33,439 --> 00:48:34,911
And then pull it under.
753
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,013
And then take the left end
and cross it over the right
754
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,179
and then pull that under.
755
00:48:40,248 --> 00:48:43,018
Yeah, that's great. Oh.
That's amazing. Good job!
756
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,613
- Yeah.
And then you pull both ends.
- [door opens]
757
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:46,188
[woman] Pull both ends. Cool!
758
00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:49,222
It's really simple but it looks
really fancy! Aw, good!
759
00:48:49,455 --> 00:48:51,620
Hey baby,
I made a triangle knot!
760
00:48:51,655 --> 00:48:53,391
- [Madison] Square knot.
- A square knot!
761
00:48:53,624 --> 00:48:55,261
Where the fuck is the other kid?
762
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:57,395
- [woman] Oh, he was here
just a second ago!
- Fuck!
763
00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:58,429
[pops]
764
00:49:00,466 --> 00:49:01,465
Don't shoot!
765
00:49:03,469 --> 00:49:04,468
[sighs]
766
00:49:05,537 --> 00:49:06,635
Get back over here!
767
00:49:07,838 --> 00:49:10,705
- What the fuck was that?
- It was just a party popper.
768
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:13,246
- A party popper?
- It's a homemade alarm system.
769
00:49:13,413 --> 00:49:15,149
Yeah, we set them up all over
the house.
770
00:49:15,184 --> 00:49:17,019
Oh, that's actually
a really good idea.
771
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,185
[man] Oh, is it?
772
00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:21,617
So there's more of these? Jesus.
773
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:24,422
Here, tie him up with that
fancy new knot you just learned.
774
00:49:25,623 --> 00:49:26,622
It's a square knot.
775
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:31,099
Um, okay,
if you could just have a seat.
776
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,299
Uh, sure. Right here?
Yeah, okay.
777
00:49:35,732 --> 00:49:37,633
- [party popper pops]
- [man] Shit!
778
00:49:40,242 --> 00:49:41,736
- [party popper pops]
- [clattering]
779
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,145
[man speaking indistinctly]
780
00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:46,609
- [party popper pops]
- [man groans]
781
00:49:48,145 --> 00:49:51,350
- [bubble wrap popping]
- [woman humming] Right over
left. Left over right.
782
00:49:51,385 --> 00:49:53,121
- [air horn blares]
- [man] Goddamn it!
783
00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,618
Air horn?! Air horn?!
784
00:49:55,653 --> 00:49:57,191
I'm gonna kill that kid.
785
00:49:57,226 --> 00:49:58,390
[woman] That looks kinda good.
786
00:49:59,393 --> 00:50:00,997
I'm kinda proud of myself.
787
00:50:01,395 --> 00:50:03,725
- You little shit!
- [clattering]
788
00:50:04,266 --> 00:50:05,661
Outside. Now!
789
00:50:07,236 --> 00:50:12,470
- [tense music]
- [door opens, shuts]
790
00:50:12,505 --> 00:50:15,110
[robbers arguing indistinctly]
791
00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:18,146
Guys, those are the Hodags!
792
00:50:18,676 --> 00:50:21,380
- What Hodags?
- [Andy] You know Hodags
aren't real.
793
00:50:21,415 --> 00:50:23,811
No, I know
that Hodags aren't real.
794
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:27,650
Those are the Hodag masks
that I saw at the Beckers'
last night.
795
00:50:28,389 --> 00:50:30,059
Yeah, Jimmy!
796
00:50:30,226 --> 00:50:33,524
I think we all kind of figured
they were the same robbers.
797
00:50:33,559 --> 00:50:39,596
Yeah. But now you know I didn't
make the Hodag thing up.
798
00:50:39,763 --> 00:50:42,500
- Oh, my God.
- [Andy] Yeah.
799
00:50:44,438 --> 00:50:46,438
- [door opens]
- So what's our next move?
800
00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,242
We're going to cooperate.
801
00:50:48,277 --> 00:50:49,276
- [whispering] What?
- [whispering] What?!
802
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:51,740
[woman] I just really feel like
we could fix it.
803
00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:53,643
It's such a tiny little
bullet hole.
804
00:50:53,678 --> 00:50:55,546
I'm not gonna patch tires
with duct tape
805
00:50:55,581 --> 00:50:57,185
like a fucking asshole!
806
00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,650
There's a tube of super glue in
that bin that might be of use.
807
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:04,192
- Thank you!
- Yeah.
808
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:09,131
- What?
- Just go outside.
809
00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:15,170
[door opens, shuts]
810
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:18,602
So we're just gonna sit here
and watch them rob our house?
811
00:51:19,341 --> 00:51:22,309
- They have a gun, Madison.
- We have a BB gun!
812
00:51:22,344 --> 00:51:26,181
We are going to cooperate so
the situation doesn't escalate.
813
00:51:27,481 --> 00:51:29,217
[tape ripping]
814
00:51:29,615 --> 00:51:31,714
[robbers grunting]
815
00:51:36,721 --> 00:51:39,557
This isn't working. How are we
gonna get to New Orleans?
816
00:51:39,592 --> 00:51:41,328
New Orleans? You're worried
about New Orleans, baby?
817
00:51:41,363 --> 00:51:43,264
I'm worried about how we get out
of the fucking driveway!
818
00:51:43,299 --> 00:51:45,596
Can't we...can't we just
take their truck?
819
00:51:45,631 --> 00:51:48,368
And leave ours for the police
to find it? Come on.
820
00:51:50,372 --> 00:51:52,768
What is this?
What are you doing?
821
00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:55,870
I am going to make this worth
our time.
822
00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:57,113
What are you--
823
00:51:57,643 --> 00:51:59,181
What is--
824
00:52:01,647 --> 00:52:04,384
[tense music]
825
00:52:15,793 --> 00:52:16,792
Not the canoe!
826
00:52:18,829 --> 00:52:19,861
Please?
827
00:52:20,402 --> 00:52:21,201
Huh?
828
00:52:22,272 --> 00:52:24,767
My dad, um, made that for me.
Just--
829
00:52:24,802 --> 00:52:27,143
it's not worth anything.
I swear.
830
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:37,219
Thank you.
831
00:52:46,593 --> 00:52:50,694
Uh, could you leave
Santa Clause Conquers
the Martians ?
832
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,795
- [Madison] Seriously?
- What?
833
00:52:53,435 --> 00:52:54,533
It's a really good movie.
834
00:52:56,702 --> 00:52:57,501
Doesn't sound that great.
835
00:52:57,967 --> 00:52:59,670
Oh, it's actually highly
entertaining.
836
00:52:59,705 --> 00:53:01,573
- [door opens]
- Yeah. Okay.
837
00:53:02,312 --> 00:53:03,872
- [whispers] Yes.
- [door shuts]
838
00:53:04,578 --> 00:53:07,183
Super glue doesn't do shit!
839
00:53:07,845 --> 00:53:09,515
You--you could use
the spare tire.
840
00:53:09,550 --> 00:53:10,681
I only have one.
841
00:53:10,848 --> 00:53:12,452
But I also have one.
842
00:53:12,784 --> 00:53:15,422
I believe my car keys are on
the kitchen counter.
843
00:53:16,788 --> 00:53:19,624
Shit. Yeah. That'll work.
844
00:53:21,595 --> 00:53:23,727
Missed one. Give me this.
845
00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:29,469
[door opens, shuts]
846
00:53:35,543 --> 00:53:37,411
[tense music]
847
00:53:56,894 --> 00:53:58,267
[glass breaks]
848
00:54:11,381 --> 00:54:13,282
[music continues]
849
00:54:23,019 --> 00:54:24,920
Did you guys also want
some water?
850
00:54:25,527 --> 00:54:27,659
- Sure!
- That would be awesome.
851
00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:37,031
[woman] Okay. Oh! Uh, okay.
Here we go. And...
852
00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:39,275
[water running]
853
00:54:39,937 --> 00:54:43,037
Okay, all right, let's see.
854
00:54:46,515 --> 00:54:47,745
- Aw!
- [woman] Some for you.
855
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:48,911
Thank you!
856
00:54:48,946 --> 00:54:49,812
- Oh.
- Awesome.
857
00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,453
- Very much appreciated.
- [woman] For you!
858
00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:56,325
Okay, yeah! That's good.
859
00:55:01,024 --> 00:55:02,958
Oh. Uh...
860
00:55:04,533 --> 00:55:05,532
That's not gonna work.
861
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:08,799
- Um.
- You know what?
There--there's straws,
862
00:55:08,834 --> 00:55:10,966
uh, in the drawer
under the microwave.
863
00:55:15,577 --> 00:55:17,412
- Oh, my God, she's so nice!
- Mm-hm.
864
00:55:25,048 --> 00:55:26,355
[chuckles]
865
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:27,818
- [Madison and Jimmy] Oh!
- Found 'em!
866
00:55:27,853 --> 00:55:30,920
- Aw, that is so sweet!
- Thank you!
867
00:55:30,955 --> 00:55:32,592
- Very kind of you.
- [woman] And...
868
00:55:33,595 --> 00:55:36,596
There and perfect! There we go.
869
00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:38,829
That's good, so...
870
00:55:39,733 --> 00:55:41,667
[Jimmy grunting]
871
00:55:42,032 --> 00:55:45,374
Oh. I guess that's not
really much better.
872
00:55:45,805 --> 00:55:50,874
No. Perhaps if you move those
stools from the other room
873
00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:55,109
in front of us, it might be
a good height for the straws.
874
00:55:55,881 --> 00:55:59,487
That's a great idea! Yeah! Okay.
875
00:56:00,622 --> 00:56:02,490
- In here?
- Yeah.
876
00:56:02,954 --> 00:56:06,626
- [woman muttering]
- That was a great idea.
I get it.
877
00:56:06,892 --> 00:56:08,529
- There you go.
- [woman] Okay!
878
00:56:08,993 --> 00:56:10,366
[Andy] That's great.
879
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,865
Uh. Can you hold this for me?
880
00:56:17,903 --> 00:56:19,375
And then we'll do this guy.
881
00:56:20,477 --> 00:56:21,608
- Here.
- Nice!
882
00:56:21,643 --> 00:56:22,774
[woman] And uh...
883
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,138
Thank you!
884
00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:28,945
- This guy, and then, oh yeah!
That's like, perfect.
- [chuckles]
885
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:31,519
There ya go! Yeah!
886
00:56:32,115 --> 00:56:33,884
- I like your necklace.
- Mm?
887
00:56:33,919 --> 00:56:35,391
Oh, thank you!
888
00:56:35,624 --> 00:56:37,151
- Can I have it?
- What? Oh, uh.
889
00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:39,461
Well, Jimmy gave it to me.
890
00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:40,762
Oh, you can just give it to her.
891
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,662
- I got it out of
a vending machine.
- [door opens, shuts]
892
00:56:42,697 --> 00:56:44,664
- I'm sorry, you what?
- Oh, boy.
893
00:56:46,063 --> 00:56:47,161
What the hell is this?
894
00:56:47,196 --> 00:56:48,899
Well, they were thirsty. So I--
895
00:56:48,934 --> 00:56:50,164
What?
896
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:51,803
Well, I didn't want to be rude!
897
00:56:53,675 --> 00:56:56,841
Any--any more rude.
You know?
898
00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:59,910
Baby, please.
We are almost out of here.
899
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:03,144
Just grab some more pillow cases
and meet me in the garage.
900
00:57:05,852 --> 00:57:07,918
[door opens, shuts]
901
00:57:09,053 --> 00:57:11,185
[whispering] Hey, so. What was
the plan with the stools?
902
00:57:11,693 --> 00:57:12,956
- What?
- [door shuts]
903
00:57:14,292 --> 00:57:16,828
The stools? Didn't you have her
move them over here so we could
904
00:57:16,863 --> 00:57:18,027
do something with them?
905
00:57:18,062 --> 00:57:21,063
Listen to me,
we are going to cooperate.
906
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:23,769
Okay, Uncle Andy.
Let me ask you this.
907
00:57:23,804 --> 00:57:25,067
What happens if that guy snaps?
908
00:57:27,709 --> 00:57:29,544
Do you have those pocket knives
I gave you?
909
00:57:29,942 --> 00:57:31,678
- Yeah!
- All right, now.
910
00:57:32,175 --> 00:57:33,911
Give me one just in case.
911
00:57:33,946 --> 00:57:35,077
- Yeah. It's in my back pocket.
- All right.
912
00:57:36,447 --> 00:57:37,849
Oh, you know what?
I'm kinda sitting on it.
Let me just--hang on.
913
00:57:39,589 --> 00:57:40,688
[Madison] Whoa!
Jimmy, be careful!
914
00:57:41,052 --> 00:57:42,150
- [Andy] Jimmy, come back
this way!
- [door opens]
915
00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:44,757
- [Madison] Oh, oh.
- [door shuts]
916
00:57:44,924 --> 00:57:46,220
- [Jimmy] Got it?
- Okay. Got it!
917
00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:47,595
Yeah, right there. Okay!
918
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,598
[objects clattering]
919
00:57:55,231 --> 00:57:56,538
Ow!
920
00:57:56,573 --> 00:58:00,036
Ow! [coughs] Oh!
921
00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:02,203
- [Madison gasps] Are you okay?
- Is it bad?
922
00:58:02,238 --> 00:58:04,678
- Oh, that's a lot of blood.
- Is it broken?
923
00:58:04,713 --> 00:58:07,076
- [man] The fuck happened?
- I got booby-trapped!
924
00:58:07,111 --> 00:58:08,242
You shouldn't have taken off
your mask!
925
00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:09,749
[woman coughs] What?
926
00:58:09,784 --> 00:58:11,586
Now they know
who the fuck you are!
927
00:58:11,951 --> 00:58:13,852
Do you have any idea
how fucked we are?
928
00:58:13,887 --> 00:58:16,591
[woman groans, stammers] They
weren't--they're not gonna tell!
929
00:58:16,626 --> 00:58:18,725
- Oh, really?
- We won't. We promise.
930
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,562
- They're not gonna tell!
- Stop!
931
00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:21,728
I can assure you we
will not.
932
00:58:21,763 --> 00:58:23,290
I'm actually terrible
with faces.
933
00:58:23,325 --> 00:58:25,028
- See, we're good!
- No!
934
00:58:25,932 --> 00:58:27,030
Now we need to--
935
00:58:28,297 --> 00:58:29,802
We need to talk in private.
936
00:58:30,002 --> 00:58:31,738
[tense music]
937
00:58:31,773 --> 00:58:32,871
[door opens]
938
00:58:35,007 --> 00:58:36,006
[door shuts]
939
00:58:38,043 --> 00:58:41,517
We need to get to the basement.
940
00:58:42,982 --> 00:58:44,916
[music continues]
941
00:58:47,822 --> 00:58:49,756
[man] Put that up to your nose.
Come on, keep your head back.
942
00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:51,758
[woman groaning]
943
00:58:52,354 --> 00:58:54,662
- Where are we going?
- Just get in the truck.
944
00:58:59,196 --> 00:59:00,261
What are you doing?
945
00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,265
Just try not to get blood
everywhere.
946
00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,542
[music continues]
947
00:59:10,273 --> 00:59:12,680
[whispering]
Come on. Okay. Get in.
948
00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:16,783
[whispering] Wait, wait, wait,
wait! The BB gun!
949
00:59:16,818 --> 00:59:17,817
Where the hell is he going?
950
00:59:18,215 --> 00:59:19,687
[whispering] I don't know!
Jimmy!
951
00:59:21,317 --> 00:59:23,185
[man] Where the fuck did
you go?
952
00:59:23,759 --> 00:59:25,825
Do not make me look for you!
953
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,940
[woman] Patrick, baby.
What are you doing?
954
00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:43,678
I'm getting rid of them.
955
00:59:44,307 --> 00:59:45,581
Where are the others?
956
00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:47,979
I don't know. They must be
hiding somewhere in the house.
957
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:50,817
Wait!
958
00:59:50,852 --> 00:59:53,347
Um.
We can't get rid of him now.
959
00:59:53,855 --> 00:59:55,624
'Cause they'll never come out
if he's dead.
960
00:59:56,055 --> 00:59:59,320
Fuck. This situation
is so fucked!
961
00:59:59,355 --> 01:00:01,861
I'm sorry. Okay, I'll fix it!
962
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:06,195
Hey kids, you can come out
because we have your dad.
963
01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:08,065
We have your fucking dad!
964
01:00:10,267 --> 01:00:12,201
How do you check for
a pulse again?
965
01:00:18,011 --> 01:00:20,143
He's just unconscious.
966
01:00:22,719 --> 01:00:23,982
Maybe they're upstairs.
967
01:00:30,287 --> 01:00:32,221
[whispering]
Okay, here's our chance.
968
01:00:32,256 --> 01:00:34,388
We'll get out and
we'll get Andy, okay?
969
01:00:37,294 --> 01:00:39,734
- [whispering] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me try.
- [rattling]
970
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:41,296
- Shit.
- [rattling]
971
01:00:43,003 --> 01:00:44,970
Just stop. Okay. You're going to
make too much noise. Okay?
972
01:00:45,005 --> 01:00:46,169
The bedroom door
is probably open.
973
01:00:47,304 --> 01:00:48,402
- [tense music]
- [Jimmy] Shit.
974
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:50,844
Okay. Um...
975
01:00:51,143 --> 01:00:52,747
Fuck. Fuck.
976
01:00:54,949 --> 01:00:57,015
[stammers] Look, is there
another way out of here?
977
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,412
No, there's not another
way out of here.
978
01:00:59,052 --> 01:01:00,656
Well, then what the fuck
are we supposed to do?
979
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,793
We're gonna wait. Yeah.
That's it.
980
01:01:05,927 --> 01:01:06,926
We're just gonna wait.
981
01:01:08,362 --> 01:01:09,896
We're gonna wait and,
um, and the robbers are
gonna leave eventually.
982
01:01:09,931 --> 01:01:11,326
And--and Andy will wake up.
983
01:01:12,934 --> 01:01:15,132
Andy's definitely gonna
wake up. And, uh--
984
01:01:15,167 --> 01:01:17,871
- No. I've got an idea.
- What?
985
01:01:17,906 --> 01:01:19,466
I'm gonna shoot through
the ceiling as a distraction.
986
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:21,171
- You're gonna run up the stairs
when they open the door--
987
01:01:21,206 --> 01:01:23,173
Jimmy! Jimmy! Just stop! Okay?
Just stop!
988
01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:28,013
[whispering] I am so sick
of your stupid ideas
that always end up
989
01:01:28,048 --> 01:01:30,048
with you hurting yourself or
someone else getting hurt.
990
01:01:31,117 --> 01:01:34,789
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to
help us out of a deadly
991
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:36,023
- situation where someone--
- Okay, look. You know what--
992
01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:36,991
- ...is trying to shoot us.
- ...would help? You know what
993
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,288
would help?
Is if you acted like an adult
994
01:01:39,323 --> 01:01:41,191
for five fucking seconds.
995
01:01:41,930 --> 01:01:43,798
- I do act like an adult!
I have a job.
- Shhh!
996
01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,966
[whispering] I have a job.
997
01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,461
I go to work. You just sit here
and write letters about
998
01:01:47,496 --> 01:01:49,738
- your fucking stupid goldfish!
- [laughs]
999
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:53,071
You have a job?
You deliver weed.
They pay you in edibles.
1000
01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:55,172
Yeah. They do pay me in edibles.
Edibles that you happily eat.
1001
01:01:55,207 --> 01:01:56,039
I don't need edibles
to be happy.
1002
01:01:56,075 --> 01:01:57,207
What do you need to be
happy, Madison?
1003
01:01:57,243 --> 01:01:59,176
Because all I'm trying to do
is fucking make you happy.
1004
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:05,248
I just want to make you happy.
1005
01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:09,087
And apparently
I can't do that anymore
1006
01:02:09,122 --> 01:02:10,990
no matter how hard I try. So.
1007
01:02:14,127 --> 01:02:16,292
[somber music]
1008
01:02:36,413 --> 01:02:39,018
I had no idea I was making you
feel like this.
1009
01:02:41,957 --> 01:02:42,956
Yeah.
1010
01:02:46,357 --> 01:02:48,027
We're gonna need each other
1011
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:51,866
if we're gonna make it through
the rest of the night.
1012
01:02:53,595 --> 01:02:55,771
[music continues]
1013
01:03:01,471 --> 01:03:02,811
So what now?
1014
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,308
[sighing] Um...
1015
01:03:07,411 --> 01:03:08,410
We wait.
1016
01:03:11,547 --> 01:03:13,052
And hope that Andy wakes up.
1017
01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:20,389
[music continues]
1018
01:03:34,174 --> 01:03:36,944
[groaning]
1019
01:03:38,343 --> 01:03:40,409
[music continues]
1020
01:04:05,172 --> 01:04:07,502
[safe dial clicking]
1021
01:04:24,521 --> 01:04:27,159
[music continues]
1022
01:05:20,181 --> 01:05:22,577
[woman] Hey, Patrick.
Can you come here, please?
1023
01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:29,518
I think he's still alive.
1024
01:05:32,358 --> 01:05:35,194
If you find the others,
just shoot them.
1025
01:05:36,428 --> 01:05:37,427
Where are you going?
1026
01:05:38,595 --> 01:05:39,935
To get rid of him.
1027
01:05:48,605 --> 01:05:52,013
Uh. Okay. We--we have to
get out of here.
1028
01:05:52,048 --> 01:05:54,048
We have to get out of here now.
1029
01:05:55,348 --> 01:05:56,578
I think I can break this open.
1030
01:05:56,613 --> 01:05:58,448
What the hell are you doing?
Jimmy? Ugh!
1031
01:05:58,483 --> 01:06:00,087
- [pellet ricochets]
- Shit!
1032
01:06:00,353 --> 01:06:02,221
- Can't you--
- [footsteps thumping]
1033
01:06:05,226 --> 01:06:06,621
I know you're in there.
1034
01:06:07,492 --> 01:06:08,590
They found the trap door.
1035
01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:11,725
[tense music]
1036
01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:38,389
I'm coming in!
1037
01:06:41,526 --> 01:06:44,560
[footsteps overhead]
1038
01:07:10,093 --> 01:07:11,290
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1039
01:07:11,688 --> 01:07:12,687
We should just wait it out.
1040
01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:15,529
They'll never find us down here.
1041
01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:17,659
And then we can figure out
how to open the door
when they're gone.
1042
01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:21,168
This was your plan.
1043
01:07:25,405 --> 01:07:26,437
I know.
1044
01:07:27,673 --> 01:07:29,143
We have to help Andy, okay.
We can't just wait here anymore.
1045
01:07:29,178 --> 01:07:30,408
Madison, Madison!
1046
01:07:31,444 --> 01:07:33,180
[tense music]
1047
01:07:41,817 --> 01:07:43,190
[Madison] Hello?
1048
01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:46,127
Hello.
1049
01:07:48,593 --> 01:07:50,065
My name's Madison.
1050
01:07:52,267 --> 01:07:53,266
Okay.
1051
01:07:54,533 --> 01:07:56,830
[Madison] My boyfriend's name
is Jimmy,
1052
01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:59,074
and my uncle's name
is Andy.
1053
01:07:59,802 --> 01:08:02,572
He's your uncle? I--
I thought that was your dad.
1054
01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:07,346
Oh. You know what? I could see
how that would be confusing.
1055
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,479
Yeah.
1056
01:08:09,713 --> 01:08:10,745
[Madison] So...
1057
01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:14,551
Patrick.
Is he your boyfriend?
1058
01:08:16,357 --> 01:08:17,554
Yeah.
1059
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,458
[Madison]
What was your name again?
1060
01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,362
Christine.
1061
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:31,106
Christine, you don't...
have to do this.
1062
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:34,109
What other choice do I have?
1063
01:08:38,379 --> 01:08:39,642
Well, what do you want?
1064
01:08:40,612 --> 01:08:42,381
Well, I don't want to go
to jail.
1065
01:08:43,351 --> 01:08:47,650
You won't. No, I promise,
we would all testify for you.
1066
01:08:49,258 --> 01:08:52,820
We just have to stop Patrick
and help my uncle.
1067
01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:55,790
He's--he's really angry.
You don't--
1068
01:08:56,595 --> 01:08:58,397
You don't know what it's like
when he's angry.
1069
01:08:58,663 --> 01:09:00,894
- [snow crunching]
- [tense music]
1070
01:09:14,514 --> 01:09:16,382
Why are you with him?
1071
01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:22,190
He takes care of me, I guess.
1072
01:09:24,557 --> 01:09:26,359
Why are you with your boyfriend?
1073
01:09:27,824 --> 01:09:28,823
He's fun.
1074
01:09:29,694 --> 01:09:31,027
[Christine] Oh. Okay.
1075
01:09:33,665 --> 01:09:37,271
I bet it's really fun
to have somebody else
to boss around, huh?
1076
01:09:37,702 --> 01:09:38,800
[sobs]
1077
01:09:38,835 --> 01:09:41,308
Oh Christine. Christine,
don't cry, okay!
1078
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,277
Everything's gonna be fine.
1079
01:09:43,444 --> 01:09:44,674
It's gonna be okay.
1080
01:09:45,843 --> 01:09:48,546
- Okay.
- [Madison] We just
need to help my uncle.
1081
01:09:51,650 --> 01:09:52,814
[sighs]
1082
01:09:55,423 --> 01:09:56,521
Okay.
1083
01:10:05,433 --> 01:10:06,465
Where are you?
1084
01:10:08,865 --> 01:10:12,207
Oh, yeah. Um,
we're under the bedroom door.
1085
01:10:13,342 --> 01:10:14,341
What?
1086
01:10:14,574 --> 01:10:15,606
How is that possible?
1087
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,840
You know, just, just close
the bedroom door.
1088
01:10:31,492 --> 01:10:32,887
Okay. It's closed.
1089
01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:38,332
Has that been here
the whole time?
1090
01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:40,301
Yeah. It's crazy, right?
1091
01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:41,830
- Okay, Jimmy. You got this?
- [Jimmy] Yeah!
1092
01:10:41,865 --> 01:10:43,469
- [Madison] I need the rifle.
- No!
1093
01:10:43,504 --> 01:10:45,339
No, no! It's gonna be fine.
Okay? I'm not--
1094
01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:46,670
I'm not gonna hurt Patrick.
Okay?
1095
01:10:46,837 --> 01:10:48,507
I'm not gonna hurt him.
Just--
1096
01:10:48,905 --> 01:10:51,004
Okay. Call 911. All right?
1097
01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,610
Just tell them you need
an ambulance!
1098
01:10:54,009 --> 01:10:56,251
- [tense music]
- [sobs]
1099
01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:10,397
Stop!
1100
01:11:13,633 --> 01:11:14,665
Where's Andy?
1101
01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:18,405
He's in the canoe.
1102
01:11:19,903 --> 01:11:22,376
[music continues]
1103
01:11:27,009 --> 01:11:28,481
[crying]
1104
01:11:42,959 --> 01:11:43,958
Drop the axe.
1105
01:11:45,731 --> 01:11:46,763
Why?
1106
01:11:47,568 --> 01:11:48,567
'Cause it's over.
1107
01:11:51,836 --> 01:11:52,934
Really?
1108
01:11:52,969 --> 01:11:55,673
Yeah. Christine called the cops.
1109
01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:58,038
Yeah. So you might as well
give up now, Patty-boy.
1110
01:12:00,581 --> 01:12:01,811
Christine would never do that.
1111
01:12:02,077 --> 01:12:04,385
Oh, well she did.
1112
01:12:04,717 --> 01:12:07,751
In fact, you're gonna hear
a siren going any minute now.
1113
01:12:08,017 --> 01:12:10,688
[car engine starting
in distance]
1114
01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:13,559
[car driving off]
1115
01:12:13,957 --> 01:12:15,462
The police are still coming.
1116
01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:19,367
She--she definitely called them
before she left.
1117
01:12:22,031 --> 01:12:23,437
So what's the plan?
1118
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,099
We stand here until the police
never come?
1119
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,672
See who gets hypothermia first?
1120
01:12:29,445 --> 01:12:30,543
I bet you'll be the first
1121
01:12:30,578 --> 01:12:32,006
to lose feeling in your
little fingers.
1122
01:12:32,910 --> 01:12:35,042
Well, if we get too cold,
we could just shoot you.
1123
01:12:35,484 --> 01:12:36,846
[Jimmy] Yeah,
we'll just shoot you.
1124
01:12:37,585 --> 01:12:38,716
With your BB gun?
1125
01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:42,082
How did you--?
But it looks so real!
1126
01:12:42,623 --> 01:12:44,018
I could always shoot you
with your gun.
1127
01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,591
[gun clicking]
1128
01:12:45,758 --> 01:12:46,757
Yeah.
1129
01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:48,990
[tense music]
1130
01:12:49,025 --> 01:12:51,366
Don't come any closer. No!
1131
01:12:51,731 --> 01:12:54,501
I will shoot you.
Do not come any closer.
1132
01:12:57,836 --> 01:12:59,440
I don't believe
you have it in you.
1133
01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:04,808
You see I've known people
like you my whole life.
1134
01:13:04,975 --> 01:13:07,877
You never worked a day. You had
everything handed to you.
1135
01:13:09,650 --> 01:13:10,748
No.
1136
01:13:11,784 --> 01:13:12,981
- You're not gonna shoot me.
- [Madison shouts]
1137
01:13:13,016 --> 01:13:14,114
[gun fires]
1138
01:13:16,459 --> 01:13:18,118
Holy shit! I just shot him.
1139
01:13:18,923 --> 01:13:20,527
Holy shit! You just shot him.
1140
01:13:23,763 --> 01:13:25,059
Oh, my God,
I just killed someone.
1141
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,731
You did just kill someone.
1142
01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:30,603
Um, Andy?
1143
01:13:31,067 --> 01:13:33,507
Andy! Andy! Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
1144
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:34,541
Are you okay?
1145
01:13:35,071 --> 01:13:36,642
[Jimmy] This guy is not okay.
1146
01:13:36,677 --> 01:13:38,611
[Madison] Are you okay?
You're, like, okay?
1147
01:13:38,646 --> 01:13:39,645
Okay.
1148
01:13:40,748 --> 01:13:41,878
Okay. Are you breathing?
You're breathing. All right.
1149
01:13:41,913 --> 01:13:43,176
Quite the wound.
1150
01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:44,344
Okay. It's going to be okay.
1151
01:13:44,379 --> 01:13:47,048
I don't know what to do.
I need, like, a pressure thing.
1152
01:13:47,787 --> 01:13:50,425
I don't know. Okay. [muttering]
1153
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,922
Oh, that was a noise!
That's good.
1154
01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:57,795
- [splashing]
- Woah! Jimmy! What the fuck!
1155
01:13:57,962 --> 01:13:59,027
What are you doing?
1156
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:00,897
I gotta get rid of the body!
1157
01:14:01,196 --> 01:14:03,570
What are you talking about?
What? Why?
1158
01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:05,299
You always have to
get rid of the bodies.
1159
01:14:07,708 --> 01:14:11,512
Okay. Now, we have to figure out
how to clean up all the blood.
1160
01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:15,813
Jimmy, just--just--just stop.
Okay? Just--just
stop everything.
1161
01:14:16,046 --> 01:14:18,046
[sirens wailing in distance]
1162
01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,652
[Jimmy] Oh.
1163
01:14:21,216 --> 01:14:22,985
I guess she did call the police.
1164
01:14:35,263 --> 01:14:38,737
[pen clicking]
1165
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:51,486
Could you just explain to me
one more time...
1166
01:14:53,556 --> 01:14:55,688
what the bubble wrap was
supposed to do?
1167
01:14:57,087 --> 01:14:58,592
I just--I don't...
1168
01:15:02,092 --> 01:15:03,498
That's the part I don't get.
1169
01:15:08,164 --> 01:15:11,572
[Madison]
We were able to make our case
that we acted in self-defense.
1170
01:15:11,970 --> 01:15:15,972
Though, Jimmy's case was
a little more complicated.
1171
01:15:16,172 --> 01:15:18,139
[somber music]
1172
01:15:20,044 --> 01:15:22,011
Christine never made it
to New Orleans.
1173
01:15:22,717 --> 01:15:24,882
She was spotted by
state troopers and arrested
1174
01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,587
before she even
got to Illinois.
1175
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:34,023
Our parents not only forgave
us for all of our stupidity
1176
01:15:34,058 --> 01:15:35,090
but...
1177
01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:39,028
they provided
invaluable support
that we gladly accepted
1178
01:15:39,063 --> 01:15:41,767
for the first time
in a long time.
1179
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,769
[music continues]
1180
01:15:49,073 --> 01:15:50,908
My Uncle Andy made
a full recovery.
1181
01:15:51,845 --> 01:15:53,812
Well, basically.
1182
01:15:55,482 --> 01:15:58,212
Most nights I envy
his inability to remember
the robbery well.
1183
01:16:04,319 --> 01:16:05,318
Hey.
1184
01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:07,694
Hey.
1185
01:16:10,193 --> 01:16:11,764
[music continues]
1186
01:16:19,972 --> 01:16:20,971
Well, and...
1187
01:16:32,116 --> 01:16:34,655
[Madison] It's incredible
how the worst of times
1188
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:36,118
can bring out
the best in people.
1189
01:16:37,055 --> 01:16:39,352
I never expected that
the worst night of my life
1190
01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:41,728
would help me discover
my best self.
1191
01:16:42,126 --> 01:16:44,225
Though it was an unfortunate
chance that Patrick
1192
01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:46,227
and Christine chose to rob
our house,
1193
01:16:46,966 --> 01:16:49,263
we chose to take
certain actions to--
1194
01:16:49,804 --> 01:16:50,803
Wait, we--
1195
01:16:51,739 --> 01:16:52,838
"We chose to take
certain actions to--"
1196
01:16:52,873 --> 01:16:55,742
That is super awkward. Uh...
1197
01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,011
Oh. Okay.
1198
01:17:01,046 --> 01:17:04,685
"It was our..."
1199
01:17:07,085 --> 01:17:10,284
"It was our actions that got us
out of the house alive."
1200
01:17:11,155 --> 01:17:12,154
Yeah.
1201
01:17:13,457 --> 01:17:16,257
"I realize this is probably not
the answer you were expecting
1202
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:17,962
when you posed the question,
1203
01:17:17,997 --> 01:17:20,767
'What is the biggest obstacle
that you have overcome?'
1204
01:17:22,166 --> 01:17:25,266
But I assure you that
I bring a unique life experience
1205
01:17:25,301 --> 01:17:27,675
and a proven ability to
work with...
1206
01:17:29,877 --> 01:17:31,844
difficult people.
1207
01:17:33,276 --> 01:17:35,650
I have persevered through
the darkest night,
1208
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:38,246
and I am prepared for
the challenges ahead."
1209
01:17:50,095 --> 01:17:51,798
[Mom] Madison!
1210
01:17:53,296 --> 01:17:55,329
[upbeat music]
1211
01:18:00,270 --> 01:18:02,336
[music continues]
1212
01:20:20,278 --> 01:20:22,476
[bright music]
1213
01:22:28,703 --> 01:22:31,209
[music continues]