WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05.825 --> 00:01:07.726 - 4 00:01:16.605 --> 00:01:19.243 I was a tender 12 years old the first time 5 00:01:19.278 --> 00:01:23.115 I experienced a deep and painful loss. 6 00:01:24.481 --> 00:01:27.185 The cause of her death is still a mystery to me. 7 00:01:27.880 --> 00:01:31.288 And I often wonder if there was anything I could have done 8 00:01:31.323 --> 00:01:32.487 to prevent it. 9 00:01:33.756 --> 00:01:37.393 I remember finding her pale, little body floating 10 00:01:37.428 --> 00:01:39.692 in the cold, cruel water. 11 00:01:40.728 --> 00:01:43.762 My mother and stepfather barely acknowledged what happened, 12 00:01:44.633 --> 00:01:48.107 which made the grieving process even more confusing. 13 00:01:48.868 --> 00:01:51.506 Being able to persevere through this tragic loss 14 00:01:51.541 --> 00:01:56.280 helped me to become the strong leader I am today. 15 00:01:57.646 --> 00:02:00.779 And that is why I am the perfect candidate 16 00:02:01.485 --> 00:02:03.518 for Northwestern's liberal arts program. 17 00:02:05.390 --> 00:02:06.488 Goddamn. I'm good. 18 00:02:07.557 --> 00:02:09.755 Suck my dick, Emily Dickinson. 19 00:02:10.263 --> 00:02:12.527 Madison! Can you check on the turkey? 20 00:02:22.407 --> 00:02:23.868 Okay. 21 00:02:26.279 --> 00:02:27.476 Let's do this. 22 00:02:36.751 --> 00:02:38.256 Haha. Boom. 23 00:02:38.291 --> 00:02:39.917 Honey, check the temperature first. 24 00:02:40.425 --> 00:02:42.788 Yes, Mom. I got it. 25 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:45.164 Already did that... 26 00:02:45.529 --> 00:02:46.924 Put the rolls in the oven. 27 00:02:46.959 --> 00:02:48.299 Fine. 28 00:02:50.963 --> 00:02:52.270 They're not in the fridge. 29 00:02:52.305 --> 00:02:53.436 No, they're in the freezer. 30 00:02:56.441 --> 00:02:59.178 Yeah, that would be great. Actually, that reminds me... 31 00:02:59.444 --> 00:03:01.444 Oh, honey. Will you also pull out the gin? 32 00:03:04.977 --> 00:03:06.284 It's not in the freezer. 33 00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:07.615 Yeah, no, it's in the fridge. 34 00:03:07.650 --> 00:03:10.651 Ugh. This house is so backwards. 35 00:03:14.657 --> 00:03:18.428 - Got ya! - Holy shit! Jimmy! 36 00:03:18.595 --> 00:03:20.430 You scared me! 37 00:03:23.864 --> 00:03:24.863 Mm! Oh, oh. 38 00:03:25.765 --> 00:03:29.604 I am wearing the necklace you gave me. 39 00:03:30.002 --> 00:03:31.210 I gave you that? 40 00:03:32.004 --> 00:03:33.443 This morning! 41 00:03:33.478 --> 00:03:34.277 Oh! 42 00:03:34.743 --> 00:03:36.215 It looks so different outside the box. 43 00:03:37.484 --> 00:03:39.614 Honey, did you make sure that the turkey was 165 degrees? 44 00:03:40.419 --> 00:03:41.583 Madison! I'm speaking to you! 45 00:03:41.618 --> 00:03:43.585 Mm-hmm. Yep. Mom, I checked it. 46 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:44.817 It's done. 47 00:03:44.852 --> 00:03:46.456 So, honey, you're sure it's done? 48 00:03:48.493 --> 00:03:50.493 The thermometer said 165. 49 00:03:51.727 --> 00:03:52.726 Well... 50 00:03:53.795 --> 00:03:55.028 Just because it's dark doesn't mean it's cooked. 51 00:03:55.063 --> 00:03:58.237 165 degrees. How would you know that when you're doing that? 52 00:03:58.932 --> 00:04:00.734 Because I can read, Mom. 53 00:04:00.769 --> 00:04:02.571 It's all right. I'll just put it right back in. Excuse me. 54 00:04:02.606 --> 00:04:04.606 - What? Seriously? - Just for a second. 55 00:04:04.641 --> 00:04:06.308 No, Mom. I checked it. It's done. 56 00:04:06.343 --> 00:04:07.842 You know what, I just want to put it in, so we can make sure it's crispy and safe. 57 00:04:07.878 --> 00:04:10.414 - Why don't I help with that, Mrs. Williams? - No! You do not have to help 58 00:04:10.449 --> 00:04:11.382 with that because it's done. 59 00:04:11.417 --> 00:04:12.383 Okay. Okay. - No, it's not done. 60 00:04:12.418 --> 00:04:13.417 Why can you not trust that I can do anything? 61 00:04:13.452 --> 00:04:15.782 This is not about you. This is about the turkey. 62 00:04:15.817 --> 00:04:17.619 - The turkey is done! - The turkey crisps-- 63 00:04:17.654 --> 00:04:19.654 Oh my God. Oh! It's so hot! It's so hot! 64 00:04:52.018 --> 00:04:53.523 This corn is uh... 65 00:04:54.493 --> 00:04:55.492 tender. 66 00:04:56.862 --> 00:04:59.892 Yeah. This is a good opportunity to really appreciate the sides 67 00:04:59.927 --> 00:05:03.731 of a dinner and uh... not focus so much on the turkey. 68 00:05:04.437 --> 00:05:05.964 Yeah. Yeah. 69 00:05:06.934 --> 00:05:08.439 Kids make mistakes all the time. 70 00:05:12.676 --> 00:05:15.006 I'm not a kid. I am 18 years old. 71 00:05:15.041 --> 00:05:16.374 And it was an accident, Mom. 72 00:05:16.409 --> 00:05:19.945 - And some might say that you were involved. Hey. Hey! What... 73 00:05:20.717 --> 00:05:21.848 What did everyone do today? 74 00:05:22.114 --> 00:05:24.015 Oh! Dad and I built a snowman. 75 00:05:24.050 --> 00:05:27.425 Oh yeah. It's the, uh, lump of snow outside with my, uh, clothes on. 76 00:05:27.460 --> 00:05:28.591 Well, that's great! 77 00:05:29.961 --> 00:05:32.463 Madison, did you finish that essay for your college application? 78 00:05:32.861 --> 00:05:33.860 Yeah. 79 00:05:34.796 --> 00:05:36.665 Yeah, Uncle Andy. I--I actually did. Um-- 80 00:05:36.700 --> 00:05:37.633 Great. 81 00:05:37.668 --> 00:05:40.097 Mom, did you have a chance to read it yet? 82 00:05:42.739 --> 00:05:43.738 I did. 83 00:05:45.544 --> 00:05:46.576 And? 84 00:05:48.547 --> 00:05:51.647 Honestly, I don't think there's any college that's gonna accept that essay. 85 00:05:53.013 --> 00:05:54.353 What are you talking about? 86 00:05:55.015 --> 00:05:56.652 Did you really write about Goldie? 87 00:05:57.149 --> 00:05:58.489 Who's Goldie? 88 00:05:58.887 --> 00:06:00.986 You wrote about your dead goldfish? 89 00:06:01.659 --> 00:06:04.594 Look, I know you're upset with me, but Madison, you could do better. 90 00:06:04.629 --> 00:06:08.862 I do not even know why I bothered to ask your opinion 91 00:06:08.897 --> 00:06:09.963 on the essay in the first place. 92 00:06:09.998 --> 00:06:11.997 I mean, you seize every single opportunity you can 93 00:06:12.032 --> 00:06:13.031 to criticize me, so there's that. 94 00:06:15.805 --> 00:06:18.135 Why didn't you write about the special bond you have with Heather? 95 00:06:18.643 --> 00:06:19.642 Don't write about me. 96 00:06:20.645 --> 00:06:21.310 Look, I don't know what's taking so long. 97 00:06:21.345 --> 00:06:22.513 It's not like you have a job. 98 00:06:23.649 --> 00:06:25.010 Maybe something more interesting would happen if you just 99 00:06:25.045 --> 00:06:26.044 left the house. 100 00:06:30.622 --> 00:06:34.019 Hey, I was looking through your photo albums, 101 00:06:34.054 --> 00:06:35.757 and mini-Madison was so cute. 102 00:06:36.529 --> 00:06:38.397 Aw. Thanks, Jimmy. 103 00:06:38.663 --> 00:06:40.729 Remember when mini-Madison wanted to grow up to be a dog? 104 00:06:40.764 --> 00:06:43.897 Uh-huh. - Aw, you wanted to be a little mini-muffin? 105 00:06:44.130 --> 00:06:46.097 Well, there's nothing wrong with taking social cues 106 00:06:46.132 --> 00:06:47.604 from man's best friend. 107 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:49.166 Mmm, she used to put the food on the floor 108 00:06:49.201 --> 00:06:50.640 and try to eat without her hands. 109 00:06:50.807 --> 00:06:52.543 - Well-- 110 00:06:52.578 --> 00:06:55.040 Okay, think we're done with this subject. 111 00:06:55.075 --> 00:06:57.174 We could probably move on now, right? 112 00:06:57.209 --> 00:06:58.978 Oh my God, she also pooped on the front lawn. 113 00:06:59.013 --> 00:07:00.078 No, she didn't! - Dude, yes! 114 00:07:00.113 --> 00:07:01.684 - Oh, she did! - So many times! 115 00:07:23.609 --> 00:07:24.707 There you are. 116 00:07:29.846 --> 00:07:31.142 I come bearing gifts. 117 00:07:35.852 --> 00:07:36.983 Come on. 118 00:07:37.216 --> 00:07:38.952 We were just joking around. 119 00:07:51.835 --> 00:07:53.736 I know. They took it a little too far. 120 00:07:54.607 --> 00:07:57.773 But, I like being reminded of mini-Madison. 121 00:08:14.154 --> 00:08:17.287 I'm just so sick of my parents still treating me like a child. 122 00:08:17.322 --> 00:08:19.564 My mother doesn't appreciate any of the hard work I'm doing. 123 00:08:19.599 --> 00:08:24.261 Heather is a grade-A bitch. And--and--and Uncle Andy just... 124 00:08:24.296 --> 00:08:26.230 It's like he's the only person who-- 125 00:08:28.575 --> 00:08:29.607 Seriously? 126 00:08:30.709 --> 00:08:31.708 What? 127 00:08:32.172 --> 00:08:33.776 No, no, no! No, no, no! Hey, hey, hey! 128 00:08:34.141 --> 00:08:36.614 I was listening. I promise I was listening. 129 00:08:36.649 --> 00:08:38.044 - Hey, hey, hey! 130 00:08:38.211 --> 00:08:39.914 Heather is a grade-A bitch. 131 00:08:42.886 --> 00:08:45.590 I'm sorry. Just talk to me. 132 00:08:47.825 --> 00:08:49.154 I don't know. I just-- 133 00:08:49.662 --> 00:08:51.695 I just wish they'd leave me alone. 134 00:08:52.027 --> 00:08:54.192 Like, like, give me my own space. 135 00:08:54.634 --> 00:08:55.600 Maybe even my own room. 136 00:08:56.064 --> 00:08:58.636 Like, sharing a room with Heather is not exactly 137 00:08:58.671 --> 00:09:01.166 my favorite thing in the world. You know? 138 00:09:01.641 --> 00:09:03.839 Ugh. I'm 18. Just like let me-- 139 00:09:03.874 --> 00:09:05.577 - You know what we need? - What? 140 00:09:05.975 --> 00:09:07.645 - A vacation. - Ha. Yeah. 141 00:09:07.944 --> 00:09:09.273 Yeah, that's what-- 142 00:09:10.078 --> 00:09:12.650 Whoa, I'm not looking at my phone. Look. I promise. 143 00:09:12.685 --> 00:09:15.081 No, it's not...it's not that. 144 00:09:16.183 --> 00:09:18.018 There's a light on at the Becker's house. 145 00:09:19.087 --> 00:09:20.185 And? 146 00:09:20.352 --> 00:09:22.253 And they're not home. 147 00:09:25.324 --> 00:09:26.697 I do not see a light. 148 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:29.326 Well something must have turned it off. 149 00:09:30.762 --> 00:09:33.132 - Maybe the house is haunted. - Yeah. Definitely. 150 00:09:33.167 --> 00:09:35.673 Hey! It makes sense. Ghosts mess with lights all the time. 151 00:09:35.708 --> 00:09:36.607 It's like a common fact. 152 00:09:36.643 --> 00:09:38.302 We should go over there and check it out. 153 00:09:41.208 --> 00:09:43.043 You want to go into the haunted house? 154 00:09:44.046 --> 00:09:45.980 It's not actually haunted, Jimmy. 155 00:09:46.917 --> 00:09:48.785 There is no way you're going to convince me 156 00:09:48.985 --> 00:09:50.248 to go into a haunted house. 157 00:09:55.992 --> 00:09:58.157 Mr. and Mrs. Becker? 158 00:10:01.800 --> 00:10:03.701 It's Madison. 159 00:10:03.736 --> 00:10:04.999 Hello? 160 00:10:13.405 --> 00:10:15.746 How long do you think it's been since someone was here? 161 00:10:16.276 --> 00:10:19.145 A few months. Probably. 162 00:10:20.412 --> 00:10:22.621 Are you sure you saw a light turn on? 163 00:10:23.756 --> 00:10:25.855 Must've been bad wiring. 164 00:10:26.385 --> 00:10:27.956 Or bad ghosts. 165 00:10:35.130 --> 00:10:37.900 Well, if you're convinced there's ghosts, we could always... 166 00:10:38.199 --> 00:10:40.100 have a seance. 167 00:10:41.169 --> 00:10:44.775 I am convinced there are ghosts. And I don't want to meet them. 168 00:10:45.404 --> 00:10:47.811 Jimmy. We have two options. Okay? 169 00:10:48.275 --> 00:10:51.848 Either, we can stay here, talk to some ghosts, 170 00:10:51.883 --> 00:10:56.017 or, uh, we can go back and talk to my angry mom. 171 00:10:56.382 --> 00:10:57.887 Ugh. 172 00:10:58.890 --> 00:11:00.318 Fine. Fuck it. 173 00:11:02.058 --> 00:11:03.354 - Let's talk to some ghosts. - Hm. 174 00:11:07.096 --> 00:11:09.932 - 175 00:11:11.034 --> 00:11:13.738 What kind of person punches an innocent snowman in the face? 176 00:11:13.773 --> 00:11:16.301 Oh, chill out, dude. It looked like your ex-boyfriend. 177 00:11:16.809 --> 00:11:19.040 What? No, it didn't. What do you want? 178 00:11:19.075 --> 00:11:22.307 Uh, listen. Could you cover for me and Jimmy for a bit? 179 00:11:23.310 --> 00:11:25.178 I mean, Mom and Dad are pretty hammered, 180 00:11:25.213 --> 00:11:27.345 Uncle Andy is gonna stay over. 181 00:11:28.084 --> 00:11:29.446 You probably have some time. 182 00:11:30.284 --> 00:11:32.790 Okay. Can you just like stuff some pillows in my bed? 183 00:11:32.825 --> 00:11:34.451 Make it look like I'm sleeping? 184 00:11:35.762 --> 00:11:37.960 I don't know if I want to traumatize Dad like that again. 185 00:11:40.833 --> 00:11:42.360 You're going to prom this year, right? 186 00:11:43.836 --> 00:11:46.430 Well, I would be honored to supply you 187 00:11:46.465 --> 00:11:50.742 with a bottle of booze as a token of my appreciation. 188 00:11:51.404 --> 00:11:53.305 - Two. - Absolutely. 189 00:11:53.340 --> 00:11:54.372 Deal. 190 00:11:58.444 --> 00:12:00.081 Perfect. 191 00:12:00.248 --> 00:12:02.721 - What is this? 192 00:12:03.449 --> 00:12:05.020 Oh. It's a Hodag. 193 00:12:05.891 --> 00:12:08.353 - A Ho-bag? - No. Hodag. 194 00:12:08.927 --> 00:12:11.389 He's a mythical creature. It's a Northwoods thing. 195 00:12:12.326 --> 00:12:14.458 Hm. Well, whatever it is, 196 00:12:14.493 --> 00:12:17.065 it's going to be our official seance mascot. 197 00:12:17.463 --> 00:12:19.771 - Oh, shit! - Jimmy! 198 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:22.400 Is it bad luck to break a ho-bag? 199 00:12:26.538 --> 00:12:30.177 Oh, great Hodag spirit. 200 00:12:31.015 --> 00:12:33.015 We ask for your forgiveness 201 00:12:33.512 --> 00:12:39.516 and help us ward off the evil spirits present in this house. 202 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:44.058 And now, 203 00:12:45.194 --> 00:12:48.426 we will drink the ceremonial Hodag blood. 204 00:12:50.166 --> 00:12:51.429 Is there paint in this? 205 00:12:51.563 --> 00:12:53.904 No. It's beer with green food dye. 206 00:12:53.939 --> 00:12:55.499 - Ooh. Nice. - Cheers. 207 00:13:00.143 --> 00:13:03.408 Ah. Okay. Put your hands on the indicator thing. 208 00:13:09.482 --> 00:13:10.514 What do you want to ask them? 209 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:15.387 Mm. What they want. 210 00:13:17.127 --> 00:13:18.830 Spirits. 211 00:13:19.998 --> 00:13:21.162 What do you want? 212 00:13:29.601 --> 00:13:30.809 Holy shit. 213 00:13:31.174 --> 00:13:32.943 - It's moving. 214 00:13:34.177 --> 00:13:35.176 S. 215 00:13:35.948 --> 00:13:36.847 You're moving this, aren't you? 216 00:13:36.883 --> 00:13:39.180 No! I swear to God, I'm not moving this. 217 00:13:39.446 --> 00:13:41.545 S, E... 218 00:13:41.580 --> 00:13:43.580 I can't believe it's moving. 219 00:13:43.615 --> 00:13:45.549 S, E... 220 00:13:46.090 --> 00:13:47.254 X. 221 00:13:47.619 --> 00:13:48.926 Sex. 222 00:13:49.357 --> 00:13:50.356 Sex? 223 00:13:51.258 --> 00:13:52.897 Oh, you're saying you want to have sex? 224 00:13:52.932 --> 00:13:55.163 - Jimmy! - Hey, I'm fine with it. 225 00:13:55.198 --> 00:13:57.594 But, just to be clear, for the record, it was your idea. 226 00:13:57.629 --> 00:13:59.937 Oh, it was my idea? Really? It was? Shut up. 227 00:13:59.972 --> 00:14:01.202 Hodag as my witness. 228 00:14:29.232 --> 00:14:31.001 A Hodag ghost? 229 00:14:32.939 --> 00:14:34.235 That's not good. 230 00:14:39.110 --> 00:14:40.175 Protected. 231 00:14:56.028 --> 00:14:58.358 Whoa! Oh! Jimmy! Jimmy! Hey, hey! 232 00:14:58.393 --> 00:14:59.898 - We gotta get up. Come on. - 233 00:15:00.131 --> 00:15:01.064 No, Jimmy. Seriously. 234 00:15:01.099 --> 00:15:03.594 - Wake up. Get up. Come on! - 235 00:15:03.629 --> 00:15:05.035 - Whoa! - 236 00:15:06.071 --> 00:15:08.236 - 237 00:15:18.248 --> 00:15:19.478 Oh, my God. 238 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.382 Do you think anyone else is in here? 239 00:15:23.550 --> 00:15:25.154 - Is anyone in here? - Jimmy! 240 00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:34.460 We weren't this high last night. 241 00:15:38.235 --> 00:15:39.432 Where's their TV? 242 00:15:40.732 --> 00:15:42.402 I think they were robbed. 243 00:15:43.339 --> 00:15:44.503 Do you think they got our weed? 244 00:15:44.703 --> 00:15:46.076 Shit! 245 00:15:46.705 --> 00:15:48.309 The gremlin prostitute's gone. 246 00:15:48.344 --> 00:15:50.949 How did we sleep through a robbery? 247 00:15:51.314 --> 00:15:52.544 Hodag's revenge. 248 00:15:52.579 --> 00:15:54.678 Okay. Well, we--we have to call the police. 249 00:15:54.713 --> 00:15:57.714 What? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 250 00:15:58.123 --> 00:15:59.551 We can't call the police. 251 00:15:59.586 --> 00:16:01.190 We'll get in trouble for breaking and entering! 252 00:16:01.225 --> 00:16:02.224 Uh, no, we won't. 253 00:16:03.327 --> 00:16:05.161 But we did. We're trespassers. We are lawbreakers. 254 00:16:05.328 --> 00:16:07.163 Yeah, but our broken law is less bad than the robbers' broken law 255 00:16:07.198 --> 00:16:08.692 - so we're good. - Can we just talk about this? 256 00:16:08.727 --> 00:16:11.002 Jimmy! No! Jimmy! Jimmy! No, no, no. 257 00:16:11.037 --> 00:16:12.437 911. What's your emergency? - 258 00:16:12.472 --> 00:16:15.006 - Is this an emergency? 259 00:16:15.041 --> 00:16:16.708 - Hello? Is anyone there? 260 00:16:16.743 --> 00:16:18.209 - Jimmy, absolutely not! - I--I can hear you. Is someone hurt? 261 00:16:18.244 --> 00:16:20.440 - I'm sending help over-- 262 00:16:29.748 --> 00:16:32.650 S...so why did you guys dress up for Christmas? 263 00:16:33.389 --> 00:16:34.689 - Well, we're concerned citizens-- - Well, it's actually not what-- 264 00:16:34.724 --> 00:16:36.057 - ...and we wanted to check out-- - ...it looks like at all. 265 00:16:36.092 --> 00:16:36.824 - ...and we had a seance. - It was her idea to come over here. 266 00:16:36.859 --> 00:16:39.257 My idea? - Enough. 267 00:16:39.292 --> 00:16:41.461 We're gonna have to separate you two for the rest of the interview. 268 00:16:42.464 --> 00:16:45.003 Also, please wash your faces before we continue. 269 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:51.075 Tell me what happened on the night of December 25th. 270 00:16:51.110 --> 00:16:52.538 - Okay. 271 00:16:53.343 --> 00:16:57.147 Wait, so, what time does night start? 272 00:16:57.644 --> 00:16:59.611 I can't believe I gotta babysit. 273 00:17:02.385 --> 00:17:05.221 But, I do get to meet a robber my first day of the job. 274 00:17:05.256 --> 00:17:07.784 Starting off pretty good. Starting off pretty cool. 275 00:17:07.819 --> 00:17:10.259 I told you. We didn't rob this place. 276 00:17:10.294 --> 00:17:12.261 - Okay. - We--we snuck in. 277 00:17:12.296 --> 00:17:16.826 We fell asleep. We woke up, and we realized it was robbed. 278 00:17:16.861 --> 00:17:18.597 Like, technically, we helped you guys out. 279 00:17:18.764 --> 00:17:20.731 Okay. All right. Just forget the part where I said 280 00:17:21.107 --> 00:17:23.536 it was like my first day on the job. Okay? I'm not that dumb. All right? 281 00:17:23.571 --> 00:17:25.373 I did train for this. 282 00:17:25.408 --> 00:17:27.144 And then the whole thing flew in my face. 283 00:17:27.179 --> 00:17:28.541 - Oh, my God. - So they were the ones 284 00:17:28.576 --> 00:17:30.378 - who originally dropped the turkey. - Mm-hm. 285 00:17:30.413 --> 00:17:33.150 So, you see, it's not my fault Christmas dinner got ruined. 286 00:17:33.185 --> 00:17:35.515 Yeah. Well, in this situation, if anything, 287 00:17:35.550 --> 00:17:37.055 you're the Christmas hero. 288 00:17:37.321 --> 00:17:39.288 - I know! - 289 00:17:39.323 --> 00:17:40.586 - Thank you! - Man! 290 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.687 Why did you enter the Becker's house? 291 00:17:43.195 --> 00:17:46.460 I know the Beckers. My family's cabin is next door. 292 00:17:47.199 --> 00:17:50.332 Really? Next door? Interesting. 293 00:17:50.565 --> 00:17:54.171 We thought they would appreciate us keeping an eye on things. 294 00:17:54.338 --> 00:18:01.343 We needed to investigate and confirm if the house was haunted. 295 00:18:03.215 --> 00:18:04.841 Okay. Um... 296 00:18:05.382 --> 00:18:07.745 What happened after you entered the premises? 297 00:18:08.220 --> 00:18:12.585 We made sure the premises were secured, and they were. 298 00:18:12.620 --> 00:18:16.325 Didn't see anything too crazy at the time. 299 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.459 We assessed the haunted lights 300 00:18:18.494 --> 00:18:21.726 which were also securely shut down. 301 00:18:22.267 --> 00:18:25.598 And look, I know the Beckers wouldn't mind us hanging out. 302 00:18:25.633 --> 00:18:30.438 So, so, yeah. We played a board game. Just lit a few candles. 303 00:18:30.473 --> 00:18:33.210 And then we had a seance. 304 00:18:33.641 --> 00:18:36.312 But we didn't do any of this other stuff. 305 00:18:37.579 --> 00:18:40.712 Did I hear--did I hear you guys, you said you did a seance? 306 00:18:41.385 --> 00:18:43.253 - Oh, yeah? 307 00:18:43.519 --> 00:18:44.848 So did you, uh... 308 00:18:47.787 --> 00:18:48.885 talk to any ghosts? 309 00:18:50.188 --> 00:18:53.263 Dude. There was a spiritual presence in the house last night. 310 00:18:53.793 --> 00:18:57.135 I f--I felt it when I walked in. 311 00:18:57.500 --> 00:18:59.764 But you did not vandalize anything in the house? 312 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:00.798 Absolutely not. 313 00:19:01.767 --> 00:19:04.670 Well, so, there was a Hodag statue. But-- 314 00:19:04.705 --> 00:19:05.803 We fixed it. 315 00:19:06.806 --> 00:19:08.806 Well if you didn't rob the house then who did? 316 00:19:09.941 --> 00:19:11.677 I honestly do not know. 317 00:19:13.351 --> 00:19:16.286 Your boyfriend said that a Hodag robbed the house. 318 00:19:16.651 --> 00:19:18.486 He said what? 319 00:19:34.702 --> 00:19:37.373 We're still trying to get in touch with the Beckers to confirm 320 00:19:37.408 --> 00:19:39.243 your relationship to them. 321 00:19:39.278 --> 00:19:41.344 While I continue my investigation, I-- 322 00:19:41.379 --> 00:19:44.314 Whoa. Uh. Our investigation. 323 00:19:47.583 --> 00:19:51.552 We have agreed to release them into your custody 324 00:19:51.587 --> 00:19:53.785 so long as you agree not to leave the county. 325 00:19:53.820 --> 00:19:55.556 Under any circumstances. 326 00:19:55.591 --> 00:19:57.294 Not leave the county? I'm sorry, you know, 327 00:19:57.329 --> 00:19:58.856 we have to be in Chicago tomorrow for work. 328 00:19:59.463 --> 00:20:02.959 Oh, well, I mean that kinda sounds like a circumstance. 329 00:20:02.994 --> 00:20:04.202 Or, no. 330 00:20:06.305 --> 00:20:07.370 Or we can hold them. 331 00:20:08.307 --> 00:20:09.339 Hold them? 332 00:20:10.442 --> 00:20:12.408 In jail? What? We're supposed to leave them in jail? 333 00:20:12.707 --> 00:20:13.940 - Well... - Yeah, that's kinda how it works. 334 00:20:13.975 --> 00:20:17.710 Babe, what about your brother, Andy? Maybe he can take them. 335 00:20:17.745 --> 00:20:19.679 Guys, I can't stay here. 336 00:20:19.714 --> 00:20:21.417 I'm gonna miss Jennifer's New Year's party. 337 00:20:21.452 --> 00:20:23.617 Oh, I'm sorry. You're gonna miss Jennifer's New Year's party? 338 00:20:23.850 --> 00:20:25.586 Where is my responsible daughter? 339 00:20:25.621 --> 00:20:26.720 I am responsible, Mom! -- What are we doing here? 340 00:20:26.756 --> 00:20:28.188 - You just never see that. - No. The police are here. 341 00:20:28.224 --> 00:20:30.789 We're doing this because I responsibly reported a robbery. 342 00:20:30.824 --> 00:20:32.591 No. You stayed in a place you should not have stayed. 343 00:20:32.626 --> 00:20:33.925 Why are so you mean to me? Also, I stay in a place-- - Are you kidding me? 344 00:20:33.961 --> 00:20:34.960 I don't get to see my friends-- - Do not try 345 00:20:34.995 --> 00:20:37.368 to out-scream me. You know what, you go to college 346 00:20:37.403 --> 00:20:38.736 - and have a social life. - I would love to go to college 347 00:20:38.771 --> 00:20:40.733 - if you would approve my essay. - Every action has a consequence. 348 00:20:40.768 --> 00:20:42.031 Say something. 349 00:20:42.066 --> 00:20:43.736 -I'd just like-- -Don't. 350 00:21:30.950 --> 00:21:33.819 First up, my house rules. 351 00:21:35.724 --> 00:21:39.792 You will forfeit both your cell phones. 352 00:21:40.663 --> 00:21:42.630 You'll sleep in separate bedrooms. 353 00:21:43.567 --> 00:21:45.996 You'll get up at six AM every morning 354 00:21:46.031 --> 00:21:48.768 and make your beds and-- what now? 355 00:21:52.972 --> 00:21:54.939 Son of a-- 356 00:21:54.974 --> 00:22:00.318 - 357 00:22:06.689 --> 00:22:08.557 Your uncle Andy told me what happened to his house. 358 00:22:08.592 --> 00:22:10.359 I know you're telling the truth about the Beckers. 359 00:22:10.394 --> 00:22:12.990 But I'm worried you don't realize that your actions have consequences. 360 00:22:13.498 --> 00:22:16.400 You need to take more responsibility on and help around the cabin. 361 00:22:16.435 --> 00:22:17.962 So I'm gonna send you a list of chores to-- 362 00:22:17.997 --> 00:22:21.339 Looks like they didn't get everything. 363 00:22:22.133 --> 00:22:23.737 Not the time. 364 00:22:26.874 --> 00:22:28.874 I--I don't know if this job is right for you. 365 00:22:30.009 --> 00:22:33.681 Well, we're gonna stay at the family house. 366 00:22:34.145 --> 00:22:35.551 Hop in. 367 00:22:55.771 --> 00:22:58.442 I'm beginning to think that maybe you two 368 00:22:58.477 --> 00:23:00.136 didn't rob the Becker's house. 369 00:23:16.121 --> 00:23:18.594 Oh. Thank you. 370 00:23:33.138 --> 00:23:35.710 Okay. I cannot believe that there are robbers out there 371 00:23:35.877 --> 00:23:38.482 screwing people over and then letting us take the fall for it. 372 00:23:38.748 --> 00:23:41.551 Yeah. These are the most inconsiderate robbers ever. 373 00:23:41.751 --> 00:23:42.948 Okay. You know what? 374 00:23:44.151 --> 00:23:46.523 We need to find these assholes and then clear our names. 375 00:23:49.220 --> 00:23:51.495 Well, what else are we supposed to do? 376 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:54.091 It's practically the Wild West up here. 377 00:23:55.226 --> 00:23:56.566 We should scour the town for clues. 378 00:23:57.030 --> 00:23:58.128 Stake out the empty houses. 379 00:23:58.504 --> 00:23:59.833 You will do no such thing. 380 00:24:01.100 --> 00:24:03.672 - Why not? - Because you are not Sherlock Holmes 381 00:24:03.707 --> 00:24:04.739 and this is real life. 382 00:24:05.071 --> 00:24:06.807 But the police think that we did it. 383 00:24:06.842 --> 00:24:09.205 You are more likely to end up getting hurt than you are 384 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:10.679 to catch any robbers. 385 00:24:15.081 --> 00:24:18.555 I'm sorry. I cannot eat this box macaroni and cheese. 386 00:24:19.250 --> 00:24:20.854 If we're going to be here for a while, 387 00:24:20.889 --> 00:24:22.658 I'm going to get us some real food. 388 00:24:25.960 --> 00:24:28.191 Do not go anywhere while I'm gone. 389 00:24:28.226 --> 00:24:30.699 Remember, your very presence in this house is enough 390 00:24:30.734 --> 00:24:31.931 to deter a robber. 391 00:24:54.725 --> 00:24:56.923 - 392 00:25:19.783 --> 00:25:21.618 I know your mom is being hard on you, but 393 00:25:23.388 --> 00:25:24.654 - that's only because we know how much untapped potential-- - 394 00:25:26.057 --> 00:25:27.323 Honey, life after high school is hard. 395 00:25:27.358 --> 00:25:30.286 Figuring what you want to do with your life is hard. 396 00:25:30.321 --> 00:25:33.531 - But you need a plan. Make a goal chart and-- - 397 00:25:33.863 --> 00:25:35.863 Hey, sis. How's your goal chart? 398 00:25:35.898 --> 00:25:37.964 - 399 00:25:51.309 --> 00:25:52.583 That was nothing, right? 400 00:25:53.552 --> 00:25:56.048 Yeah. Yeah, that was probably the heater. 401 00:25:56.919 --> 00:25:59.315 So we don't have to check it out. 402 00:26:01.055 --> 00:26:02.318 We should definitely check it out. 403 00:26:02.353 --> 00:26:03.792 Shit! 404 00:26:20.239 --> 00:26:22.074 Okay, I know Andy said not to do anything, 405 00:26:22.109 --> 00:26:24.912 but I don't think we can just stay here and do nothing. 406 00:26:24.947 --> 00:26:26.309 - Yeah. - 407 00:26:26.344 --> 00:26:27.882 I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. 408 00:26:28.984 --> 00:26:31.721 You know what? We could put a lock on the back door. 409 00:26:32.856 --> 00:26:34.988 - Yeah. Let's do that. - 410 00:26:39.731 --> 00:26:42.963 Okay. Do you think we should put some extra lights on timers? 411 00:26:42.998 --> 00:26:44.866 Yeah! Ooh, let's put the tree on a timer. 412 00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:03.214 - 413 00:27:05.416 --> 00:27:08.153 - Madison, I found these great party pop-- - 414 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:19.362 Too long. 415 00:27:20.134 --> 00:27:21.265 That... 416 00:27:22.774 --> 00:27:23.773 That works. 417 00:27:34.181 --> 00:27:35.653 Okay. 418 00:27:38.856 --> 00:27:40.416 Close it. Close it. Close it. 419 00:27:42.024 --> 00:27:43.023 Okay! 420 00:27:48.327 --> 00:27:49.326 What? 421 00:27:56.940 --> 00:27:58.775 Do you even know how to use that thing? 422 00:27:58.810 --> 00:28:02.174 Nope. But if I could figure it out, I think it could be useful. 423 00:28:02.209 --> 00:28:03.307 Uh-huh. 424 00:28:11.383 --> 00:28:13.020 What the heck is this? 425 00:28:14.056 --> 00:28:15.418 Okay. 426 00:28:16.454 --> 00:28:17.827 What the--? 427 00:28:19.490 --> 00:28:22.458 - Absolutely not. - What? 428 00:28:25.067 --> 00:28:26.737 And definitely none of that. 429 00:28:28.070 --> 00:28:29.234 And, actually, I don't care about that. 430 00:28:29.973 --> 00:28:31.071 Oh, really? 431 00:28:31.106 --> 00:28:32.875 Well, I was 18 once too, you know. 432 00:28:33.372 --> 00:28:35.944 But I do not drink and play with knives. 433 00:28:35.979 --> 00:28:37.176 We're just trying to protect ourselves. 434 00:28:37.211 --> 00:28:39.442 Or at least make some sort of alarm system. 435 00:28:39.477 --> 00:28:42.082 Well, this is more likely to harm you than any intruder. 436 00:28:44.482 --> 00:28:46.383 All right. 437 00:28:47.518 --> 00:28:49.826 You want to protect yourselves like responsible adults? 438 00:28:49.861 --> 00:28:50.860 - Yes! - Yes! 439 00:28:55.196 --> 00:28:56.998 What the? 440 00:28:58.969 --> 00:29:00.100 How long has that been there? 441 00:29:00.498 --> 00:29:02.201 - A while. - 442 00:29:07.274 --> 00:29:08.372 Madison. 443 00:29:11.850 --> 00:29:12.882 Here you go, Jimmy. 444 00:29:16.151 --> 00:29:17.414 Hold it like Madison. 445 00:29:19.187 --> 00:29:20.186 All right. 446 00:29:20.353 --> 00:29:22.056 You have to chamber a round. 447 00:29:23.290 --> 00:29:25.422 Otherwise you'll look like a fool with no intent. 448 00:29:27.162 --> 00:29:28.194 Oh, so just like-- 449 00:29:29.901 --> 00:29:31.164 For Pete's sake! 450 00:29:32.367 --> 00:29:34.299 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 451 00:29:40.406 --> 00:29:41.504 Thank you. 452 00:29:46.412 --> 00:29:48.951 These are BB guns. 453 00:29:49.888 --> 00:29:51.052 Take it. 454 00:29:52.622 --> 00:29:55.056 You'll be able to scare people off, but you won't really be able to hurt anyone. 455 00:29:56.191 --> 00:29:57.993 - Oh, shit! 456 00:29:58.028 --> 00:29:59.060 Jesus Christ. 457 00:30:01.900 --> 00:30:03.163 Just--just take it from him. 458 00:30:06.036 --> 00:30:07.068 Ah. 459 00:30:10.601 --> 00:30:12.843 Here are some items you can actually use. 460 00:30:17.443 --> 00:30:18.442 A pocket knife? 461 00:30:19.445 --> 00:30:21.280 In the right hands a pocket knife can provide 462 00:30:21.315 --> 00:30:23.920 a person shelter, food, and security. 463 00:30:23.955 --> 00:30:26.186 Making it an important asset to mankind. 464 00:30:26.221 --> 00:30:28.353 Aw. It has such a small blade. 465 00:30:29.587 --> 00:30:31.026 That one has a flashlight. 466 00:30:37.199 --> 00:30:38.935 Okay. So now, we keep watch. 467 00:30:38.970 --> 00:30:41.300 And hope what we fear will never come. 468 00:32:52.631 --> 00:32:57.271 - All quiet on the east side. - All clear on the lake side. 469 00:33:00.144 --> 00:33:02.507 Have there been serial robberies like this in the past? 470 00:33:03.114 --> 00:33:04.476 Luckily, no. 471 00:33:05.512 --> 00:33:08.051 Well, why do you think they're breaking in 472 00:33:08.086 --> 00:33:09.481 and robbing people now? 473 00:33:09.747 --> 00:33:12.220 Hard to say. It's different for each robber. 474 00:33:12.255 --> 00:33:14.519 I think these robberies are crimes of opportunity. 475 00:33:16.127 --> 00:33:18.292 Do you guys want to watch Santa Clause Conquers the Martians ? 476 00:33:18.459 --> 00:33:19.755 Ooh. - Santa did what? 477 00:33:19.790 --> 00:33:21.757 It's a really good movie. And! 478 00:33:23.068 --> 00:33:25.134 We can play a really fun drinking game while we watch it. 479 00:33:26.137 --> 00:33:28.500 - We should keep a lookout. - Why? 480 00:33:29.272 --> 00:33:30.700 I mean, the sun is setting. We're not going to be able 481 00:33:31.076 --> 00:33:32.504 to see much in the dark anyway. 482 00:33:32.539 --> 00:33:35.474 Can we just take a short break? Please? 483 00:33:35.509 --> 00:33:39.181 Wouldn't a movie playing deter people from breaking in? 484 00:33:39.348 --> 00:33:40.644 Or we could play a game! 485 00:33:41.515 --> 00:33:42.581 What game? 486 00:33:42.616 --> 00:33:44.714 Why don't you teach us a game that you like to play? 487 00:33:45.321 --> 00:33:47.255 Ooh, you show you yours, I'll show me mine. 488 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:12.412 Kings are worth four points. 489 00:34:12.447 --> 00:34:15.811 Queens three. Jacks two. Aces are worth eleven. 490 00:34:15.846 --> 00:34:17.384 And then tens are worth ten. 491 00:34:17.419 --> 00:34:19.353 Okay. And nines are nine? 492 00:34:19.388 --> 00:34:21.157 - Uh, no. Zero. - What about eights? 493 00:34:21.192 --> 00:34:22.191 Uh, zero. 494 00:34:22.391 --> 00:34:23.390 Seven? 495 00:34:24.626 --> 00:34:26.723 Zero. And, no, you don't play with any cards under seven. 496 00:34:27.528 --> 00:34:28.824 O--okay. 497 00:34:28.859 --> 00:34:30.199 You'll figure it out. 498 00:34:32.335 --> 00:34:34.731 - When do you drink? - Whenever you damn well please. 499 00:34:44.743 --> 00:34:47.843 What if the number of points you score 500 00:34:47.878 --> 00:34:51.220 is the number of seconds the person to your left has to drink? 501 00:34:51.354 --> 00:34:53.519 Why must everything turn into a drinking game? 502 00:34:53.554 --> 00:34:56.357 Now, can we just drink and play a game? 503 00:34:56.392 --> 00:34:58.194 Let's just play something else! 504 00:35:12.309 --> 00:35:16.212 So, whatever the value of the card that is in your set 505 00:35:16.247 --> 00:35:18.346 that's the number of seconds you have to drink. 506 00:35:18.645 --> 00:35:20.579 What are these cards in the middle here? 507 00:35:20.614 --> 00:35:23.384 Oh, no. It's way easier to understand the command cards first. 508 00:35:23.551 --> 00:35:25.749 So if someone flips over an ace, 509 00:35:25.784 --> 00:35:28.323 the person across from them has to pound the table and shout 510 00:35:28.688 --> 00:35:32.393 "Two for all." If they don't, they have to finish their beer. 511 00:35:33.363 --> 00:35:34.659 I'm not playing this game. 512 00:35:48.939 --> 00:35:50.378 Look at their helmets. 513 00:35:50.413 --> 00:35:51.907 Look at his beard. 514 00:36:00.720 --> 00:36:02.258 How long is this movie? 515 00:36:02.293 --> 00:36:04.194 It's 81 glorious minutes. 516 00:36:08.431 --> 00:36:09.562 - He said Santa! - Drink! 517 00:36:21.576 --> 00:36:23.807 ...supposedly frozen individual moves! 518 00:36:23.842 --> 00:36:25.545 - It's rule number nine. - 519 00:36:25.580 --> 00:36:29.252 Okay. Andy won. Wake up. Uncle Andy won. 520 00:36:29.584 --> 00:36:32.585 Every time a Martian gets attacked by a toy, you drink! 521 00:36:36.327 --> 00:36:38.327 Madison! - Straight line. 522 00:36:38.362 --> 00:36:39.955 I forgot to pack my toothbrush. 523 00:36:39.990 --> 00:36:42.958 Okay. That's a lot of information. Just keep going. 524 00:36:42.993 --> 00:36:45.565 - I can do it myself! - No, Jimmy! Be careful! Just-- 525 00:36:45.732 --> 00:36:46.831 Oh, don't forget-- 526 00:36:46.867 --> 00:36:48.370 - Shit! - 527 00:36:48.405 --> 00:36:50.207 Yeah. That. 528 00:36:50.341 --> 00:36:51.670 I'm okay! 529 00:37:02.419 --> 00:37:03.484 - 530 00:37:21.603 --> 00:37:24.901 Hey, kiddo. I thought you went to bed. 531 00:37:27.609 --> 00:37:30.544 I, uh, haven't heard you play in a while. 532 00:37:31.778 --> 00:37:33.283 Forgot how much I missed it. 533 00:37:34.044 --> 00:37:35.516 Thanks. 534 00:37:39.852 --> 00:37:41.753 So how's our young Jimmy? 535 00:37:42.459 --> 00:37:44.624 Alive. For now. 536 00:37:51.402 --> 00:37:52.500 What's on your mind? 537 00:37:56.033 --> 00:37:59.540 Maybe my mom was right. 538 00:38:00.642 --> 00:38:01.541 Probably. 539 00:38:01.577 --> 00:38:04.479 She thinks Jimmy's too immature for me. 540 00:38:06.648 --> 00:38:07.746 What do you think? 541 00:38:08.045 --> 00:38:10.584 - I asked you first. - You did? 542 00:38:10.949 --> 00:38:13.323 Well, do you think that Jimmy's too immature? 543 00:38:14.953 --> 00:38:18.493 I do not think that Jimmy is too immature for someone who 544 00:38:18.528 --> 00:38:21.562 does not go to school and does not have a job. 545 00:38:22.763 --> 00:38:24.532 I knew it. My mom was wrong. 546 00:38:24.897 --> 00:38:26.402 - Huh. - 547 00:38:26.635 --> 00:38:29.702 Come on! Remind me why you're with him again? 548 00:38:31.035 --> 00:38:34.443 - He's funny. - Yeah, he's amusing sometimes. 549 00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:37.908 - But he doesn't realize it. - Okay. But that 550 00:38:38.108 --> 00:38:43.320 is probably because he does not care what other people think. 551 00:38:43.817 --> 00:38:45.685 Yes, and that was cute when he was 10. 552 00:38:50.857 --> 00:38:53.022 You know, a first love is complicated. 553 00:38:53.860 --> 00:38:55.827 Especially with someone you grew up with. 554 00:39:04.607 --> 00:39:05.738 Phone's dead. 555 00:39:07.445 --> 00:39:08.444 You'll be fine. 556 00:39:09.447 --> 00:39:11.348 I've lived my whole life without a cell phone. 557 00:39:11.977 --> 00:39:14.846 - And I've somehow survived without it. - Hm. 558 00:39:17.818 --> 00:39:18.817 You know who made that? 559 00:39:19.754 --> 00:39:21.490 Yeah, my dad. 560 00:39:23.725 --> 00:39:24.757 You remember him? 561 00:39:27.091 --> 00:39:28.365 Yeah. 562 00:39:30.567 --> 00:39:36.505 I mean, they're faint memories, but they exist. 563 00:39:40.907 --> 00:39:42.742 Yeah. Sure. 564 00:39:50.180 --> 00:39:51.817 Guess that's your cue to go up to bed. 565 00:39:53.018 --> 00:39:55.018 I'll take the first watch down here. 566 00:39:55.691 --> 00:39:59.055 And I will take the first shift watching Jimmy. 567 00:39:59.761 --> 00:40:00.892 Good. 568 00:40:04.029 --> 00:40:06.700 Oh, uh, Uncle Andy? 569 00:40:07.934 --> 00:40:10.902 Thanks again. For everything. 570 00:40:13.478 --> 00:40:14.543 Anytime. 571 00:40:56.983 --> 00:40:59.456 Do you think that one looks like an empty summer home? 572 00:41:01.823 --> 00:41:03.724 Fuck, is that light always on? 573 00:41:04.562 --> 00:41:06.727 Mm. I don't remember. 574 00:41:08.225 --> 00:41:09.730 What about that one? 575 00:41:11.536 --> 00:41:13.701 Yeah, I think they live in Chicago. 576 00:41:15.133 --> 00:41:16.231 All right. 577 00:42:50.096 --> 00:42:51.634 Shit! - Just stay there. 578 00:42:51.669 --> 00:42:52.767 We thought no one was in the house. 579 00:43:09.654 --> 00:43:11.819 Get back over here. Get over here! 580 00:43:13.724 --> 00:43:14.987 Sit down, old man! 581 00:43:15.726 --> 00:43:17.319 How many other people are in the house? 582 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:20.058 Just me. 583 00:43:24.163 --> 00:43:25.800 So, what now? 584 00:43:47.758 --> 00:43:49.758 Shhhh, shhhhh. 585 00:43:50.156 --> 00:43:52.123 Okay, how drunk are you? 586 00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:54.559 - Mm. - Okay. 587 00:43:54.594 --> 00:43:56.798 I'm going to take my hand off your mouth, but you have to be quiet. 588 00:43:57.262 --> 00:43:58.800 - We're being robbed. - What? 589 00:43:58.835 --> 00:43:59.834 Jimmy! 590 00:44:02.036 --> 00:44:04.773 Okay. I need your phone. I'm gonna call 911. 591 00:44:08.075 --> 00:44:09.778 And your phone is dead. 592 00:44:10.143 --> 00:44:13.177 Yeah. It's my bedtime story. It helps me sleep. 593 00:44:14.180 --> 00:44:16.345 Okay. Um, I'll just drive to the police station. 594 00:44:16.721 --> 00:44:18.215 - I got our coats. Come on. - Okay. 595 00:44:20.791 --> 00:44:22.659 Hands! Hands! 596 00:44:27.930 --> 00:44:29.127 All right. 597 00:44:34.805 --> 00:44:36.805 Ooh, why don't we try this sheepshank one? 598 00:44:37.071 --> 00:44:38.741 - Huh? - The sheepshank. 599 00:44:39.403 --> 00:44:41.304 I know how to tie a fucking knot! 600 00:44:44.177 --> 00:44:45.209 Okay. 601 00:44:50.447 --> 00:44:51.688 Madison! 602 00:45:03.229 --> 00:45:05.702 - Okay! Jimmy, toss me the keys. - 603 00:45:08.003 --> 00:45:10.069 Are you serious? Okay. 604 00:45:11.468 --> 00:45:12.467 All right. 605 00:45:14.207 --> 00:45:15.371 - Jimmy. - 606 00:45:15.505 --> 00:45:17.109 These are not Andy's keys. 607 00:45:18.981 --> 00:45:21.344 Fuck! They're not? 608 00:45:21.379 --> 00:45:23.852 In what world do you think that these are Andy's keys? 609 00:45:24.118 --> 00:45:27.350 I'm sorry. Can we still use them? 610 00:45:27.385 --> 00:45:29.154 No. we cannot still use-- 611 00:45:31.994 --> 00:45:32.993 What? 612 00:45:38.528 --> 00:45:40.330 I don't--I don't understand. 613 00:45:40.365 --> 00:45:42.200 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 614 00:45:42.235 --> 00:45:46.006 Oh, shit. It's a stick. Umm. Do you know how to drive stick? 615 00:45:47.009 --> 00:45:48.844 No. Do you? 616 00:45:49.407 --> 00:45:50.473 No, of course not. 617 00:45:50.508 --> 00:45:52.309 Why else would I ask you if I knew how to drive-- 618 00:45:52.344 --> 00:45:53.410 - Holy shit! - Get out of my truck! 619 00:45:53.445 --> 00:45:56.181 - It's the fucking Hodags again! - Okay, okay! Okay. 620 00:45:56.216 --> 00:45:57.479 Get the hell out of my truck! 621 00:46:00.088 --> 00:46:02.121 You're really gonna want to get out now! 622 00:46:04.424 --> 00:46:07.159 - Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Fuck! Fuck! 623 00:46:09.295 --> 00:46:12.428 Get the fuck out of my goddamned truck. 624 00:46:15.037 --> 00:46:16.168 Now. 625 00:46:23.914 --> 00:46:26.013 All right. Give me your cell phone. 626 00:46:26.048 --> 00:46:27.114 They're dead. You don't have to-- 627 00:46:27.149 --> 00:46:28.917 - Even better. Give it to me anyway. - You too! 628 00:46:29.447 --> 00:46:31.887 - I don't have a cell phone. - That's impossible. 629 00:46:33.451 --> 00:46:34.549 I really don't. 630 00:46:36.190 --> 00:46:37.189 He's telling the truth. 631 00:46:37.587 --> 00:46:39.158 What? I don't understand that. 632 00:46:39.193 --> 00:46:40.555 How can you just not have a phone? 633 00:46:40.590 --> 00:46:43.525 Fuck. We don't have enough rope to tie everyone up. 634 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:47.199 Well, um, why don't we just tie his shoelaces together? 635 00:46:47.333 --> 00:46:49.135 There's more rope in the garage. 636 00:46:50.204 --> 00:46:51.335 Okay. 637 00:46:54.307 --> 00:46:57.440 Just stay here. Watch them. Nobody moves. 638 00:46:57.475 --> 00:46:58.540 Yeah. Okay. 639 00:46:59.444 --> 00:47:00.949 Nobody moves! 640 00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:16.932 You know, I actually have to say I kind of appreciate 641 00:47:16.967 --> 00:47:19.264 how cooperative you guys are being, 'cause, to be honest, 642 00:47:19.299 --> 00:47:22.872 this is my first time ever having a hostage. 643 00:47:29.243 --> 00:47:30.407 So, um... 644 00:47:31.610 --> 00:47:34.246 have any of you guys ever been robbed before or anything? 645 00:47:34.512 --> 00:47:36.886 - Well, this is the second time I've been robbed. - Oh. 646 00:47:36.921 --> 00:47:39.218 But the first time I've ever been held hostage. 647 00:47:39.484 --> 00:47:41.957 Oh cool, cool. That's cool. 648 00:47:44.489 --> 00:47:45.521 Umm... 649 00:47:47.932 --> 00:47:51.626 Wait a second. I feel like I've seen you guys before somewhere. 650 00:47:51.661 --> 00:47:55.102 Oh, that's, uh, weird. 651 00:47:55.137 --> 00:47:58.974 Hey, listen, I--I just, I'm gonna be honest, you know, 652 00:47:59.009 --> 00:48:01.977 since this is your first hostage thing. 653 00:48:02.012 --> 00:48:05.607 So this rope that's tying my legs together, 654 00:48:05.642 --> 00:48:06.982 it seems a little loose. 655 00:48:07.215 --> 00:48:09.413 - Really? - Yeah, I um... 656 00:48:09.646 --> 00:48:11.921 I don't think he did a great job with the knot. 657 00:48:12.088 --> 00:48:15.056 Hm. Yeah, the knot's no good. You should've used a square knot. 658 00:48:15.289 --> 00:48:16.519 Square knot? 659 00:48:16.554 --> 00:48:18.092 I can teach you. - Yeah? 660 00:48:19.293 --> 00:48:20.292 Okay! 661 00:48:21.966 --> 00:48:24.659 Now you take one end in each hand. 662 00:48:24.694 --> 00:48:28.971 Okay. - And then you take the right end 663 00:48:29.666 --> 00:48:31.171 and throw it over the left. 664 00:48:31.206 --> 00:48:32.469 Right over left. - Yeah. 665 00:48:33.439 --> 00:48:34.911 And then pull it under. 666 00:48:36.080 --> 00:48:38.013 And then take the left end and cross it over the right 667 00:48:38.048 --> 00:48:39.179 and then pull that under. 668 00:48:40.248 --> 00:48:43.018 Yeah, that's great. Oh. That's amazing. Good job! 669 00:48:43.053 --> 00:48:44.613 - Yeah. And then you pull both ends. - 670 00:48:45.055 --> 00:48:46.188 Pull both ends. Cool! 671 00:48:46.223 --> 00:48:49.222 It's really simple but it looks really fancy! Aw, good! 672 00:48:49.455 --> 00:48:51.620 Hey baby, I made a triangle knot! 673 00:48:51.655 --> 00:48:53.391 Square knot. - A square knot! 674 00:48:53.624 --> 00:48:55.261 Where the fuck is the other kid? 675 00:48:55.428 --> 00:48:57.395 Oh, he was here just a second ago! - Fuck! 676 00:49:00.466 --> 00:49:01.465 Don't shoot! 677 00:49:05.537 --> 00:49:06.635 Get back over here! 678 00:49:07.838 --> 00:49:10.705 - What the fuck was that? - It was just a party popper. 679 00:49:10.740 --> 00:49:13.246 - A party popper? - It's a homemade alarm system. 680 00:49:13.413 --> 00:49:15.149 Yeah, we set them up all over the house. 681 00:49:15.184 --> 00:49:17.019 Oh, that's actually a really good idea. 682 00:49:17.054 --> 00:49:18.185 Oh, is it? 683 00:49:18.550 --> 00:49:21.617 So there's more of these? Jesus. 684 00:49:22.059 --> 00:49:24.422 Here, tie him up with that fancy new knot you just learned. 685 00:49:25.623 --> 00:49:26.622 It's a square knot. 686 00:49:28.131 --> 00:49:31.099 Um, okay, if you could just have a seat. 687 00:49:31.134 --> 00:49:33.299 Uh, sure. Right here? Yeah, okay. 688 00:49:35.732 --> 00:49:37.633 - Shit! 689 00:49:40.242 --> 00:49:41.736 - 690 00:49:44.774 --> 00:49:46.609 - 691 00:49:48.145 --> 00:49:51.350 - Right over left. Left over right. 692 00:49:51.385 --> 00:49:53.121 - Goddamn it! 693 00:49:53.156 --> 00:49:55.618 Air horn?! Air horn?! 694 00:49:55.653 --> 00:49:57.191 I'm gonna kill that kid. 695 00:49:57.226 --> 00:49:58.390 That looks kinda good. 696 00:49:59.393 --> 00:50:00.997 I'm kinda proud of myself. 697 00:50:01.395 --> 00:50:03.725 - You little shit! - 698 00:50:04.266 --> 00:50:05.661 Outside. Now! 699 00:50:07.236 --> 00:50:12.470 - 700 00:50:15.145 --> 00:50:18.146 Guys, those are the Hodags! 701 00:50:18.676 --> 00:50:21.380 - What Hodags? - You know Hodags aren't real. 702 00:50:21.415 --> 00:50:23.811 No, I know that Hodags aren't real. 703 00:50:23.846 --> 00:50:27.650 Those are the Hodag masks that I saw at the Beckers' last night. 704 00:50:28.389 --> 00:50:30.059 Yeah, Jimmy! 705 00:50:30.226 --> 00:50:33.524 I think we all kind of figured they were the same robbers. 706 00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:39.596 Yeah. But now you know I didn't make the Hodag thing up. 707 00:50:39.763 --> 00:50:42.500 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 708 00:50:44.438 --> 00:50:46.438 - So what's our next move? 709 00:50:46.836 --> 00:50:48.242 We're going to cooperate. 710 00:50:48.277 --> 00:50:49.276 What? - What?! 711 00:50:49.312 --> 00:50:51.740 I just really feel like we could fix it. 712 00:50:52.116 --> 00:50:53.643 It's such a tiny little bullet hole. 713 00:50:53.678 --> 00:50:55.546 I'm not gonna patch tires with duct tape 714 00:50:55.581 --> 00:50:57.185 like a fucking asshole! 715 00:50:58.488 --> 00:51:00.650 There's a tube of super glue in that bin that might be of use. 716 00:51:02.291 --> 00:51:04.192 - Thank you! - Yeah. 717 00:51:06.856 --> 00:51:09.131 - What? - Just go outside. 718 00:51:15.205 --> 00:51:18.602 So we're just gonna sit here and watch them rob our house? 719 00:51:19.341 --> 00:51:22.309 - They have a gun, Madison. - We have a BB gun! 720 00:51:22.344 --> 00:51:26.181 We are going to cooperate so the situation doesn't escalate. 721 00:51:36.721 --> 00:51:39.557 This isn't working. How are we gonna get to New Orleans? 722 00:51:39.592 --> 00:51:41.328 New Orleans? You're worried about New Orleans, baby? 723 00:51:41.363 --> 00:51:43.264 I'm worried about how we get out of the fucking driveway! 724 00:51:43.299 --> 00:51:45.596 Can't we...can't we just take their truck? 725 00:51:45.631 --> 00:51:48.368 And leave ours for the police to find it? Come on. 726 00:51:50.372 --> 00:51:52.768 What is this? What are you doing? 727 00:51:54.178 --> 00:51:55.870 I am going to make this worth our time. 728 00:51:55.905 --> 00:51:57.113 What are you-- 729 00:51:57.643 --> 00:51:59.181 What is-- 730 00:52:15.793 --> 00:52:16.792 Not the canoe! 731 00:52:18.829 --> 00:52:19.861 Please? 732 00:52:20.402 --> 00:52:21.201 Huh? 733 00:52:22.272 --> 00:52:24.767 My dad, um, made that for me. Just-- 734 00:52:24.802 --> 00:52:27.143 it's not worth anything. I swear. 735 00:52:36.220 --> 00:52:37.219 Thank you. 736 00:52:46.593 --> 00:52:50.694 Uh, could you leave Santa Clause Conquers the Martians ? 737 00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:52.795 Seriously? - What? 738 00:52:53.435 --> 00:52:54.533 It's a really good movie. 739 00:52:56.702 --> 00:52:57.501 Doesn't sound that great. 740 00:52:57.967 --> 00:52:59.670 Oh, it's actually highly entertaining. 741 00:52:59.705 --> 00:53:01.573 - Yeah. Okay. 742 00:53:02.312 --> 00:53:03.872 Yes. - 743 00:53:04.578 --> 00:53:07.183 Super glue doesn't do shit! 744 00:53:07.845 --> 00:53:09.515 You--you could use the spare tire. 745 00:53:09.550 --> 00:53:10.681 I only have one. 746 00:53:10.848 --> 00:53:12.452 But I also have one. 747 00:53:12.784 --> 00:53:15.422 I believe my car keys are on the kitchen counter. 748 00:53:16.788 --> 00:53:19.624 Shit. Yeah. That'll work. 749 00:53:21.595 --> 00:53:23.727 Missed one. Give me this. 750 00:54:23.019 --> 00:54:24.920 Did you guys also want some water? 751 00:54:25.527 --> 00:54:27.659 - Sure! - That would be awesome. 752 00:54:32.435 --> 00:54:37.031 Okay. Oh! Uh, okay. Here we go. And... 753 00:54:39.937 --> 00:54:43.037 Okay, all right, let's see. 754 00:54:46.515 --> 00:54:47.745 - Aw! - Some for you. 755 00:54:47.780 --> 00:54:48.911 Thank you! 756 00:54:48.946 --> 00:54:49.812 - Oh. - Awesome. 757 00:54:50.453 --> 00:54:52.453 - Very much appreciated. - For you! 758 00:54:54.050 --> 00:54:56.325 Okay, yeah! That's good. 759 00:55:01.024 --> 00:55:02.958 Oh. Uh... 760 00:55:04.533 --> 00:55:05.532 That's not gonna work. 761 00:55:05.568 --> 00:55:08.799 - Um. - You know what? There--there's straws, 762 00:55:08.834 --> 00:55:10.966 uh, in the drawer under the microwave. 763 00:55:15.577 --> 00:55:17.412 - Oh, my God, she's so nice! - Mm-hm. 764 00:55:26.390 --> 00:55:27.818 Oh! - Found 'em! 765 00:55:27.853 --> 00:55:30.920 - Aw, that is so sweet! - Thank you! 766 00:55:30.955 --> 00:55:32.592 - Very kind of you. - And... 767 00:55:33.595 --> 00:55:36.596 There and perfect! There we go. 768 00:55:37.467 --> 00:55:38.829 That's good, so... 769 00:55:42.032 --> 00:55:45.374 Oh. I guess that's not really much better. 770 00:55:45.805 --> 00:55:50.874 No. Perhaps if you move those stools from the other room 771 00:55:51.481 --> 00:55:55.109 in front of us, it might be a good height for the straws. 772 00:55:55.881 --> 00:55:59.487 That's a great idea! Yeah! Okay. 773 00:56:00.622 --> 00:56:02.490 - In here? - Yeah. 774 00:56:02.954 --> 00:56:06.626 - That was a great idea. I get it. 775 00:56:06.892 --> 00:56:08.529 - There you go. - Okay! 776 00:56:08.993 --> 00:56:10.366 That's great. 777 00:56:12.700 --> 00:56:14.865 Uh. Can you hold this for me? 778 00:56:17.903 --> 00:56:19.375 And then we'll do this guy. 779 00:56:20.477 --> 00:56:21.608 - Here. - Nice! 780 00:56:21.643 --> 00:56:22.774 And uh... 781 00:56:23.040 --> 00:56:24.138 Thank you! 782 00:56:25.541 --> 00:56:28.945 - This guy, and then, oh yeah! That's like, perfect. - 783 00:56:28.980 --> 00:56:31.519 There ya go! Yeah! 784 00:56:32.115 --> 00:56:33.884 - I like your necklace. - Mm? 785 00:56:33.919 --> 00:56:35.391 Oh, thank you! 786 00:56:35.624 --> 00:56:37.151 - Can I have it? - What? Oh, uh. 787 00:56:37.186 --> 00:56:39.461 Well, Jimmy gave it to me. 788 00:56:39.496 --> 00:56:40.762 Oh, you can just give it to her. 789 00:56:40.798 --> 00:56:42.662 - I got it out of a vending machine. - 790 00:56:42.697 --> 00:56:44.664 - I'm sorry, you what? - Oh, boy. 791 00:56:46.063 --> 00:56:47.161 What the hell is this? 792 00:56:47.196 --> 00:56:48.899 Well, they were thirsty. So I-- 793 00:56:48.934 --> 00:56:50.164 What? 794 00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:51.803 Well, I didn't want to be rude! 795 00:56:53.675 --> 00:56:56.841 Any--any more rude. You know? 796 00:56:57.481 --> 00:56:59.910 Baby, please. We are almost out of here. 797 00:57:00.209 --> 00:57:03.144 Just grab some more pillow cases and meet me in the garage. 798 00:57:09.053 --> 00:57:11.185 Hey, so. What was the plan with the stools? 799 00:57:11.693 --> 00:57:12.956 - What? - 800 00:57:14.292 --> 00:57:16.828 The stools? Didn't you have her move them over here so we could 801 00:57:16.863 --> 00:57:18.027 do something with them? 802 00:57:18.062 --> 00:57:21.063 Listen to me, we are going to cooperate. 803 00:57:21.263 --> 00:57:23.769 Okay, Uncle Andy. Let me ask you this. 804 00:57:23.804 --> 00:57:25.067 What happens if that guy snaps? 805 00:57:27.709 --> 00:57:29.544 Do you have those pocket knives I gave you? 806 00:57:29.942 --> 00:57:31.678 - Yeah! - All right, now. 807 00:57:32.175 --> 00:57:33.911 Give me one just in case. 808 00:57:33.946 --> 00:57:35.077 - Yeah. It's in my back pocket. - All right. 809 00:57:36.447 --> 00:57:37.849 Oh, you know what? I'm kinda sitting on it. Let me just--hang on. 810 00:57:39.589 --> 00:57:40.688 Whoa! Jimmy, be careful! 811 00:57:41.052 --> 00:57:42.150 Jimmy, come back this way! - 812 00:57:43.252 --> 00:57:44.757 Oh, oh. - 813 00:57:44.924 --> 00:57:46.220 Got it? - Okay. Got it! 814 00:57:46.255 --> 00:57:47.595 Yeah, right there. Okay! 815 00:57:55.231 --> 00:57:56.538 Ow! 816 00:57:56.573 --> 00:58:00.036 Oh! 817 00:58:00.269 --> 00:58:02.203 Are you okay? - Is it bad? 818 00:58:02.238 --> 00:58:04.678 - Oh, that's a lot of blood. - Is it broken? 819 00:58:04.713 --> 00:58:07.076 The fuck happened? - I got booby-trapped! 820 00:58:07.111 --> 00:58:08.242 You shouldn't have taken off your mask! 821 00:58:08.277 --> 00:58:09.749 What? 822 00:58:09.784 --> 00:58:11.586 Now they know who the fuck you are! 823 00:58:11.951 --> 00:58:13.852 Do you have any idea how fucked we are? 824 00:58:13.887 --> 00:58:16.591 They weren't--they're not gonna tell! 825 00:58:16.626 --> 00:58:18.725 - Oh, really? - We won't. We promise. 826 00:58:18.760 --> 00:58:20.562 - They're not gonna tell! - Stop! 827 00:58:20.597 --> 00:58:21.728 I can assure you we will not. 828 00:58:21.763 --> 00:58:23.290 I'm actually terrible with faces. 829 00:58:23.325 --> 00:58:25.028 - See, we're good! - No! 830 00:58:25.932 --> 00:58:27.030 Now we need to-- 831 00:58:28.297 --> 00:58:29.802 We need to talk in private. 832 00:58:38.043 --> 00:58:41.517 We need to get to the basement. 833 00:58:47.822 --> 00:58:49.756 Put that up to your nose. Come on, keep your head back. 834 00:58:52.354 --> 00:58:54.662 - Where are we going? - Just get in the truck. 835 00:58:59.196 --> 00:59:00.261 What are you doing? 836 00:59:02.672 --> 00:59:04.265 Just try not to get blood everywhere. 837 00:59:10.273 --> 00:59:12.680 Come on. Okay. Get in. 838 00:59:14.750 --> 00:59:16.783 Wait, wait, wait, wait! The BB gun! 839 00:59:16.818 --> 00:59:17.817 Where the hell is he going? 840 00:59:18.215 --> 00:59:19.687 I don't know! Jimmy! 841 00:59:21.317 --> 00:59:23.185 Where the fuck did you go? 842 00:59:23.759 --> 00:59:25.825 Do not make me look for you! 843 00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:41.940 Patrick, baby. What are you doing? 844 00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:43.678 I'm getting rid of them. 845 00:59:44.307 --> 00:59:45.581 Where are the others? 846 00:59:46.784 --> 00:59:47.979 I don't know. They must be hiding somewhere in the house. 847 00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:50.817 Wait! 848 00:59:50.852 --> 00:59:53.347 Um. We can't get rid of him now. 849 00:59:53.855 --> 00:59:55.624 'Cause they'll never come out if he's dead. 850 00:59:56.055 --> 00:59:59.320 Fuck. This situation is so fucked! 851 00:59:59.355 --> 01:00:01.861 I'm sorry. Okay, I'll fix it! 852 01:00:02.765 --> 01:00:06.195 Hey kids, you can come out because we have your dad. 853 01:00:06.230 --> 01:00:08.065 We have your fucking dad! 854 01:00:10.267 --> 01:00:12.201 How do you check for a pulse again? 855 01:00:18.011 --> 01:00:20.143 He's just unconscious. 856 01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:23.982 Maybe they're upstairs. 857 01:00:30.287 --> 01:00:32.221 Okay, here's our chance. 858 01:00:32.256 --> 01:00:34.388 We'll get out and we'll get Andy, okay? 859 01:00:37.294 --> 01:00:39.734 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me try. - 860 01:00:39.769 --> 01:00:41.296 - Shit. - 861 01:00:43.003 --> 01:00:44.970 Just stop. Okay. You're going to make too much noise. Okay? 862 01:00:45.005 --> 01:00:46.169 The bedroom door is probably open. 863 01:00:47.304 --> 01:00:48.402 - Shit. 864 01:00:49.438 --> 01:00:50.844 Okay. Um... 865 01:00:51.143 --> 01:00:52.747 Fuck. Fuck. 866 01:00:54.949 --> 01:00:57.015 Look, is there another way out of here? 867 01:00:57.050 --> 01:00:58.412 No, there's not another way out of here. 868 01:00:59.052 --> 01:01:00.656 Well, then what the fuck are we supposed to do? 869 01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:05.793 We're gonna wait. Yeah. That's it. 870 01:01:05.927 --> 01:01:06.926 We're just gonna wait. 871 01:01:08.362 --> 01:01:09.896 We're gonna wait and, um, and the robbers are gonna leave eventually. 872 01:01:09.931 --> 01:01:11.326 And--and Andy will wake up. 873 01:01:12.934 --> 01:01:15.132 Andy's definitely gonna wake up. And, uh-- 874 01:01:15.167 --> 01:01:17.871 - No. I've got an idea. - What? 875 01:01:17.906 --> 01:01:19.466 I'm gonna shoot through the ceiling as a distraction. 876 01:01:19.501 --> 01:01:21.171 - You're gonna run up the stairs when they open the door-- 877 01:01:21.206 --> 01:01:23.173 Jimmy! Jimmy! Just stop! Okay? Just stop! 878 01:01:23.747 --> 01:01:28.013 I am so sick of your stupid ideas that always end up 879 01:01:28.048 --> 01:01:30.048 with you hurting yourself or someone else getting hurt. 880 01:01:31.117 --> 01:01:34.789 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help us out of a deadly 881 01:01:34.824 --> 01:01:36.023 - situation where someone-- - Okay, look. You know what-- 882 01:01:36.059 --> 01:01:36.991 - ...is trying to shoot us. - ...would help? You know what 883 01:01:37.026 --> 01:01:39.288 would help? Is if you acted like an adult 884 01:01:39.323 --> 01:01:41.191 for five fucking seconds. 885 01:01:41.930 --> 01:01:43.798 - I do act like an adult! I have a job. - Shhh! 886 01:01:43.833 --> 01:01:44.966 I have a job. 887 01:01:45.001 --> 01:01:47.461 I go to work. You just sit here and write letters about 888 01:01:47.496 --> 01:01:49.738 - your fucking stupid goldfish! - 889 01:01:49.773 --> 01:01:53.071 You have a job? You deliver weed. They pay you in edibles. 890 01:01:53.106 --> 01:01:55.172 Yeah. They do pay me in edibles. Edibles that you happily eat. 891 01:01:55.207 --> 01:01:56.039 I don't need edibles to be happy. 892 01:01:56.075 --> 01:01:57.207 What do you need to be happy, Madison? 893 01:01:57.243 --> 01:01:59.176 Because all I'm trying to do is fucking make you happy. 894 01:02:03.820 --> 01:02:05.248 I just want to make you happy. 895 01:02:07.384 --> 01:02:09.087 And apparently I can't do that anymore 896 01:02:09.122 --> 01:02:10.990 no matter how hard I try. So. 897 01:02:36.413 --> 01:02:39.018 I had no idea I was making you feel like this. 898 01:02:41.957 --> 01:02:42.956 Yeah. 899 01:02:46.357 --> 01:02:48.027 We're gonna need each other 900 01:02:49.932 --> 01:02:51.866 if we're gonna make it through the rest of the night. 901 01:03:01.471 --> 01:03:02.811 So what now? 902 01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:05.308 Um... 903 01:03:07.411 --> 01:03:08.410 We wait. 904 01:03:11.547 --> 01:03:13.052 And hope that Andy wakes up. 905 01:05:20.181 --> 01:05:22.577 Hey, Patrick. Can you come here, please? 906 01:05:28.189 --> 01:05:29.518 I think he's still alive. 907 01:05:32.358 --> 01:05:35.194 If you find the others, just shoot them. 908 01:05:36.428 --> 01:05:37.427 Where are you going? 909 01:05:38.595 --> 01:05:39.935 To get rid of him. 910 01:05:48.605 --> 01:05:52.013 Uh. Okay. We--we have to get out of here. 911 01:05:52.048 --> 01:05:54.048 We have to get out of here now. 912 01:05:55.348 --> 01:05:56.578 I think I can break this open. 913 01:05:56.613 --> 01:05:58.448 What the hell are you doing? Jimmy? Ugh! 914 01:05:58.483 --> 01:06:00.087 - Shit! 915 01:06:00.353 --> 01:06:02.221 - Can't you-- - 916 01:06:05.226 --> 01:06:06.621 I know you're in there. 917 01:06:07.492 --> 01:06:08.590 They found the trap door. 918 01:06:37.093 --> 01:06:38.389 I'm coming in! 919 01:07:10.093 --> 01:07:11.290 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 920 01:07:11.688 --> 01:07:12.687 We should just wait it out. 921 01:07:14.163 --> 01:07:15.529 They'll never find us down here. 922 01:07:15.565 --> 01:07:17.659 And then we can figure out how to open the door when they're gone. 923 01:07:20.169 --> 01:07:21.168 This was your plan. 924 01:07:25.405 --> 01:07:26.437 I know. 925 01:07:27.673 --> 01:07:29.143 We have to help Andy, okay. We can't just wait here anymore. 926 01:07:29.178 --> 01:07:30.408 Madison, Madison! 927 01:07:41.817 --> 01:07:43.190 Hello? 928 01:07:45.128 --> 01:07:46.127 Hello. 929 01:07:48.593 --> 01:07:50.065 My name's Madison. 930 01:07:52.267 --> 01:07:53.266 Okay. 931 01:07:54.533 --> 01:07:56.830 My boyfriend's name is Jimmy, 932 01:07:56.865 --> 01:07:59.074 and my uncle's name is Andy. 933 01:07:59.802 --> 01:08:02.572 He's your uncle? I-- I thought that was your dad. 934 01:08:03.212 --> 01:08:07.346 Oh. You know what? I could see how that would be confusing. 935 01:08:07.480 --> 01:08:08.479 Yeah. 936 01:08:09.713 --> 01:08:10.745 So... 937 01:08:12.155 --> 01:08:14.551 Patrick. Is he your boyfriend? 938 01:08:16.357 --> 01:08:17.554 Yeah. 939 01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:20.458 What was your name again? 940 01:08:21.890 --> 01:08:23.362 Christine. 941 01:08:27.269 --> 01:08:31.106 Christine, you don't... have to do this. 942 01:08:32.208 --> 01:08:34.109 What other choice do I have? 943 01:08:38.379 --> 01:08:39.642 Well, what do you want? 944 01:08:40.612 --> 01:08:42.381 Well, I don't want to go to jail. 945 01:08:43.351 --> 01:08:47.650 You won't. No, I promise, we would all testify for you. 946 01:08:49.258 --> 01:08:52.820 We just have to stop Patrick and help my uncle. 947 01:08:53.592 --> 01:08:55.790 He's--he's really angry. You don't-- 948 01:08:56.595 --> 01:08:58.397 You don't know what it's like when he's angry. 949 01:08:58.663 --> 01:09:00.894 - 950 01:09:14.514 --> 01:09:16.382 Why are you with him? 951 01:09:19.948 --> 01:09:22.190 He takes care of me, I guess. 952 01:09:24.557 --> 01:09:26.359 Why are you with your boyfriend? 953 01:09:27.824 --> 01:09:28.823 He's fun. 954 01:09:29.694 --> 01:09:31.027 Oh. Okay. 955 01:09:33.665 --> 01:09:37.271 I bet it's really fun to have somebody else to boss around, huh? 956 01:09:38.835 --> 01:09:41.308 Oh Christine. Christine, don't cry, okay! 957 01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:43.277 Everything's gonna be fine. 958 01:09:43.444 --> 01:09:44.674 It's gonna be okay. 959 01:09:45.843 --> 01:09:48.546 - Okay. - We just need to help my uncle. 960 01:09:55.423 --> 01:09:56.521 Okay. 961 01:10:05.433 --> 01:10:06.465 Where are you? 962 01:10:08.865 --> 01:10:12.207 Oh, yeah. Um, we're under the bedroom door. 963 01:10:13.342 --> 01:10:14.341 What? 964 01:10:14.574 --> 01:10:15.606 How is that possible? 965 01:10:17.280 --> 01:10:18.840 You know, just, just close the bedroom door. 966 01:10:31.492 --> 01:10:32.887 Okay. It's closed. 967 01:10:36.299 --> 01:10:38.332 Has that been here the whole time? 968 01:10:38.367 --> 01:10:40.301 Yeah. It's crazy, right? 969 01:10:40.336 --> 01:10:41.830 - Okay, Jimmy. You got this? - Yeah! 970 01:10:41.865 --> 01:10:43.469 I need the rifle. - No! 971 01:10:43.504 --> 01:10:45.339 No, no! It's gonna be fine. Okay? I'm not-- 972 01:10:45.374 --> 01:10:46.670 I'm not gonna hurt Patrick. Okay? 973 01:10:46.837 --> 01:10:48.507 I'm not gonna hurt him. Just-- 974 01:10:48.905 --> 01:10:51.004 Okay. Call 911. All right? 975 01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:52.610 Just tell them you need an ambulance! 976 01:10:54.009 --> 01:10:56.251 - 977 01:11:09.398 --> 01:11:10.397 Stop! 978 01:11:13.633 --> 01:11:14.665 Where's Andy? 979 01:11:17.098 --> 01:11:18.405 He's in the canoe. 980 01:11:42.959 --> 01:11:43.958 Drop the axe. 981 01:11:45.731 --> 01:11:46.763 Why? 982 01:11:47.568 --> 01:11:48.567 'Cause it's over. 983 01:11:51.836 --> 01:11:52.934 Really? 984 01:11:52.969 --> 01:11:55.673 Yeah. Christine called the cops. 985 01:11:55.708 --> 01:11:58.038 Yeah. So you might as well give up now, Patty-boy. 986 01:12:00.581 --> 01:12:01.811 Christine would never do that. 987 01:12:02.077 --> 01:12:04.385 Oh, well she did. 988 01:12:04.717 --> 01:12:07.751 In fact, you're gonna hear a siren going any minute now. 989 01:12:13.957 --> 01:12:15.462 The police are still coming. 990 01:12:15.860 --> 01:12:19.367 She--she definitely called them before she left. 991 01:12:22.031 --> 01:12:23.437 So what's the plan? 992 01:12:24.440 --> 01:12:26.099 We stand here until the police never come? 993 01:12:26.134 --> 01:12:27.672 See who gets hypothermia first? 994 01:12:29.445 --> 01:12:30.543 I bet you'll be the first 995 01:12:30.578 --> 01:12:32.006 to lose feeling in your little fingers. 996 01:12:32.910 --> 01:12:35.042 Well, if we get too cold, we could just shoot you. 997 01:12:35.484 --> 01:12:36.846 Yeah, we'll just shoot you. 998 01:12:37.585 --> 01:12:38.716 With your BB gun? 999 01:12:39.147 --> 01:12:42.082 How did you--? But it looks so real! 1000 01:12:42.623 --> 01:12:44.018 I could always shoot you with your gun. 1001 01:12:45.758 --> 01:12:46.757 Yeah. 1002 01:12:49.025 --> 01:12:51.366 Don't come any closer. No! 1003 01:12:51.731 --> 01:12:54.501 I will shoot you. Do not come any closer. 1004 01:12:57.836 --> 01:12:59.440 I don't believe you have it in you. 1005 01:13:02.709 --> 01:13:04.808 You see I've known people like you my whole life. 1006 01:13:04.975 --> 01:13:07.877 You never worked a day. You had everything handed to you. 1007 01:13:09.650 --> 01:13:10.748 No. 1008 01:13:11.784 --> 01:13:12.981 - You're not gonna shoot me. - 1009 01:13:16.459 --> 01:13:18.118 Holy shit! I just shot him. 1010 01:13:18.923 --> 01:13:20.527 Holy shit! You just shot him. 1011 01:13:23.763 --> 01:13:25.059 Oh, my God, I just killed someone. 1012 01:13:25.567 --> 01:13:26.731 You did just kill someone. 1013 01:13:28.900 --> 01:13:30.603 Um, Andy? 1014 01:13:31.067 --> 01:13:33.507 Andy! Andy! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 1015 01:13:33.542 --> 01:13:34.541 Are you okay? 1016 01:13:35.071 --> 01:13:36.642 This guy is not okay. 1017 01:13:36.677 --> 01:13:38.611 Are you okay? You're, like, okay? 1018 01:13:38.646 --> 01:13:39.645 Okay. 1019 01:13:40.748 --> 01:13:41.878 Okay. Are you breathing? You're breathing. All right. 1020 01:13:41.913 --> 01:13:43.176 Quite the wound. 1021 01:13:43.211 --> 01:13:44.344 Okay. It's going to be okay. 1022 01:13:44.379 --> 01:13:47.048 I don't know what to do. I need, like, a pressure thing. 1023 01:13:51.219 --> 01:13:52.922 Oh, that was a noise! That's good. 1024 01:13:54.563 --> 01:13:57.795 - Woah! Jimmy! What the fuck! 1025 01:13:57.962 --> 01:13:59.027 What are you doing? 1026 01:13:59.700 --> 01:14:00.897 I gotta get rid of the body! 1027 01:14:01.196 --> 01:14:03.570 What are you talking about? What? Why? 1028 01:14:04.100 --> 01:14:05.299 You always have to get rid of the bodies. 1029 01:14:07.708 --> 01:14:11.512 Okay. Now, we have to figure out how to clean up all the blood. 1030 01:14:11.547 --> 01:14:15.813 Jimmy, just--just--just stop. Okay? Just--just stop everything. 1031 01:14:18.554 --> 01:14:19.652 Oh. 1032 01:14:21.216 --> 01:14:22.985 I guess she did call the police. 1033 01:14:48.551 --> 01:14:51.486 Could you just explain to me one more time... 1034 01:14:53.556 --> 01:14:55.688 what the bubble wrap was supposed to do? 1035 01:14:57.087 --> 01:14:58.592 I just--I don't... 1036 01:15:02.092 --> 01:15:03.498 That's the part I don't get. 1037 01:15:08.164 --> 01:15:11.572 We were able to make our case that we acted in self-defense. 1038 01:15:11.970 --> 01:15:15.972 Though, Jimmy's case was a little more complicated. 1039 01:15:20.044 --> 01:15:22.011 Christine never made it to New Orleans. 1040 01:15:22.717 --> 01:15:24.882 She was spotted by state troopers and arrested 1041 01:15:24.917 --> 01:15:26.587 before she even got to Illinois. 1042 01:15:31.319 --> 01:15:34.023 Our parents not only forgave us for all of our stupidity 1043 01:15:34.058 --> 01:15:35.090 but... 1044 01:15:36.626 --> 01:15:39.028 they provided invaluable support that we gladly accepted 1045 01:15:39.063 --> 01:15:41.767 for the first time in a long time. 1046 01:15:49.073 --> 01:15:50.908 My Uncle Andy made a full recovery. 1047 01:15:51.845 --> 01:15:53.812 Well, basically. 1048 01:15:55.482 --> 01:15:58.212 Most nights I envy his inability to remember the robbery well. 1049 01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:05.318 Hey. 1050 01:16:06.695 --> 01:16:07.694 Hey. 1051 01:16:19.972 --> 01:16:20.971 Well, and... 1052 01:16:32.116 --> 01:16:34.655 It's incredible how the worst of times 1053 01:16:34.690 --> 01:16:36.118 can bring out the best in people. 1054 01:16:37.055 --> 01:16:39.352 I never expected that the worst night of my life 1055 01:16:39.387 --> 01:16:41.728 would help me discover my best self. 1056 01:16:42.126 --> 01:16:44.225 Though it was an unfortunate chance that Patrick 1057 01:16:44.260 --> 01:16:46.227 and Christine chose to rob our house, 1058 01:16:46.966 --> 01:16:49.263 we chose to take certain actions to-- 1059 01:16:49.804 --> 01:16:50.803 Wait, we-- 1060 01:16:51.739 --> 01:16:52.838 "We chose to take certain actions to--" 1061 01:16:52.873 --> 01:16:55.742 That is super awkward. Uh... 1062 01:16:59.748 --> 01:17:01.011 Oh. Okay. 1063 01:17:01.046 --> 01:17:04.685 "It was our..." 1064 01:17:07.085 --> 01:17:10.284 "It was our actions that got us out of the house alive." 1065 01:17:11.155 --> 01:17:12.154 Yeah. 1066 01:17:13.457 --> 01:17:16.257 "I realize this is probably not the answer you were expecting 1067 01:17:16.292 --> 01:17:17.962 when you posed the question, 1068 01:17:17.997 --> 01:17:20.767 'What is the biggest obstacle that you have overcome?' 1069 01:17:22.166 --> 01:17:25.266 But I assure you that I bring a unique life experience 1070 01:17:25.301 --> 01:17:27.675 and a proven ability to work with... 1071 01:17:29.877 --> 01:17:31.844 difficult people. 1072 01:17:33.276 --> 01:17:35.650 I have persevered through the darkest night, 1073 01:17:36.279 --> 01:17:38.246 and I am prepared for the challenges ahead." 1074 01:17:50.095 --> 01:17:51.798 Madison!