Cinema
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[Western music]
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[Western music]
Where are you taking us Dallas?
Shut the fuck up. We don’t want McDaniel’s to hear.
- Who the hell is McDaniel’s? - More like McCreepy.
Some sick fucker that lives over there he owns this land, my dad says he’s inbred.
[Western music]
He must be a baker.
[Suspense]
Ah ah shit I’m bleeding.
Ew what is that?
Oh shit someone is coming.
Shit someone is coming.
- Hey what are you kids doing out here get off my property! - Don't leave me don't let McCreepy get me.
It ain't safe out here.
Get the fuck up.
[Western music]
Bahh bahh...
[western music]
Kids fucking around on our property again momma.
How’s my hungry girl and babies.
[Troll sounds]
Where have you guys been?
McCreepy’s house.
Why does your squirrel little friend have blood on him?
Tripped over a goat head.
That’s it I’m calling the sheriff
We’re sorry it was all McCreepy.
[Western music]
[Troll sounds]
[Western music]
Quit playing with that damn gun boy.
I'm not. I'm not.
I’m gonna take it away from you again.
Hey a call came in something about Anderson’s son.
Being all bloody down there at McCreepy’s House.
Wha? McCreepy? I mean McDaniel’s.
Let’s go check it out.
[Western music]
Zip up your damn fly boy.
Oh uh uh mmmm.
Is that better?
C’mon let's go.
Alright McCreepy uh McDaniel’s Sheriff's department.
We got you surrounded, wanna ask you about them boys.
That's it we're coming in!
[Kicks door]
[Western music]
Eh sheriff what's that smell?
Smells like your shit pants….yesterday
[Troll screams]
Ah Christ!
[Vomiting]
Uhh sheriff what is that?
[Slow western music]
The damn nation of a thousand inbred sins of demons.
Looks like pure evil wild fucking filth.
Shit my poppa would tell me about.
Shit I thought was legend.... [Gun fire]
- Not on my watch. - Hey No wait.
[Grunts]
[Heavy breathing]
Come on boys.
[Baby troll sounds]
You boys go out and live for your mom endure,
and make it, I love you guys.
[Police siren]
McCreepy!
Uh McDaniel’s this is the state police surrender…
[Grunting]
[Chainsaw sounds]
Ahhhhhhhhh!
[Gun fire]
[Industrial guitar music]
[Music]
That's why I can never do that ufc type stuff babe.
I get too angry too crazy..blackout.
I don’t even know how to stop or even know my own strength.
Oh wow you are so cool Beau.
Show me your tattoo again.
This is some tribal warrior type shit.
This strained is bobbed wire.
Got a couple drops of blood from it
Shut up and kiss me Beau.
[Funky sexy music]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll eating]
[Troll laughing]
[Troll eating sound]
[Troll eating]
[Suspense sound]
Are you cheating on me!?
No no no no no.
I just saw you kissing her.
I wasn't kissing her what are you talking about?
Oh what about those ugly ass babies over there eating your picnic basket.
Those aren't my kids
[Rock music]
Sizzle sizzle my beautiful bacon burger boys.
[Crowd talking]
Rico’s making a big drop on a package of percs tonight.
I need you guys there to have my back around midnight.
We always got your back.
Twelve midnight no sweat.
[Cheers and screams]
[Crowd talking]
[Sexy music]
[Richie and Wynonna kissing]
[Sexy music]
You got a third nipple.
[Sexy music]
[Richie and Wynonna in bed]
[Sexy music]
[sexy music]
[Sexy music]
[Wynonna breathing in pleasure]
[Sexy music]
[Bed squeaking]
Wynonna!
Wynonna! Snap out of it girl.
I need you to go in the mens bathroom and plunges that toilet.
One of them big corn fed boys dropped one of them dirty hurry’s
in there last night and it ain't flushed right since take the plunger.
[Gaming sound]
Hi Richie?
What time does your band play tonight
I was going to bring some girlfriends by and check it out.
Hi Richie can't wait to see you play tonight.
Oh yeah.
Okay. That's so cool I appreciate it. Probably around eleven o’clock.
Eleven, I can't wait.
Nobody that I hangout with has ever met anybody from the east coast before,
so I figured since your here might as well help you make some new friends and some fans.
Well, that's too sweet girl.
What's the story with the sons of penitentiary over there?
Is it lanyard skynyrd fried steak on special tonight?
Haha
Uh big talker’s, big eaters, ok tippers...
Why? You gonna run away with a biker gang?
You only got here two summers ago.
Someday I’ll be leaving doll but unfortunately not anytime soon
and not with that carnival.
[punk music]
[Bell ringing]
Hey kid! No outside food or drink in my restaurant.
Take that shit outta here
Where's the guy in the van when you need em?
Goddamn sugar filled kids
[Punk music]
I'm sorry I'm sorry not going to do it again.
I promise...
[Bell ringing]
Hi Sheriff?
Hey kid.
Don't play with matches kid.
That's one of them troll killers.
I heard he got bitten by a troll that’s why he’s such an asshole.
Good morning, sheriff you here as a customer?
Good morning Wynonna sure I am.
How are you doing today honey?
Well I'm better than I deserve but far from quick and painless.
Any trouble?
Surprisingly no.
Good that's what I like to hear.
How about we get lil bacon and eggs going huh?
You got it.
I'm starving.
I can eat more than my mother in law at the old country buffet.
Your too funny. I'll have it going for you in a minute.
Thank you honey.
[Door squeak]
[Bell sound]
[Suspense music]
I gotta use the bathroom.
I got a double deuce and it’s on the loose.
What?
I believe you need to change your diet boy.
I think I do.
And your pants.
[Music]
[Crowd talking]
[Music]
[Crowd talking]
♫ Words like violence break the silence ♫
♫ come crashing in into my little world Painful to me ♫
♫ Pierce right through me can't you understand oh my little girl ♫
♫ All I ever wanted all I ever needed is here in my arms ♫
♫ Words are very unnecessary they can only do harm ♫
♫ Lies are spoken to be broken feelings are intense ♫
♫ Words are trivial ♫
Where’s Sheriff?
Oh, he's at home with his wife.
Figures.
I want you to meet some friends of mine.
Oh really.
[Music]
Ladies...
This is my very single very handsome brother.
Hello.
[Music]
Ladies let’s get this going.
[Music]
Get that shit bubba.
♫ Yeah yeah yah all I ever wanted ♫
♫ All I ever needed is here ♫
♫ In my arms ♫
♫ Words are very unnecessary they can only do harm ♫
♫ All I ever wanted all I ever needed is here ♫
♫ In my arms ♫
♫ Words are very unnecessary they can only do harm ♫
♫ Whoa whoa whoa yea yea whoa whoa whoa yea yea ♫
[Music]
♫ All I ever wanted all I ever needed is here ♫
♫ In my arms ♫
♫ Yeah yeah whoa whoa ya ya ya whoa whoa whoa ♫
[Music]
You know we do offer catering.
I’m not mad, just let down Tina.
Fuck a duck Gary.
You can’t have cheeseburgers everyday for everything.
This is an elevated craft table.
I’m trying to kick this party up a notch!
My chocolate molten lava cakes are almost done.
♫ Painful to me pierce right through me cant you understand ♫
♫ Oh my little girl ♫
Muy buieno Lana Del taco.
Can’t have cheeseburgers everyday for everything.
Yea you can.
I do.
♫ Words are very unnecessary they can only do harm ♫
♫ That's right ♫
[Music]
♫ Vows are spoken to be broken feelings are intense words are trivial ♫
♫ Pleasures remain so does the pain ♫
♫ Words are meaningless and forgettable ♫
♫ All I ever wanted all I ever needed is here in my arms ♫
♫ Words are very unnecessary they can only do harm ♫
[Troll sounds]
[Music]
[Troll sounds]
[Music]
[Troll sounds]
[Trolls laughing]
[Music]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll reaches for the pills]
[Troll eating sound]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll swallowing the pill]
[Troll swallowing pills]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll grunting]
[Troll laughing]
[Troll grunting]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll eating sound]
[Troll grunting]
[Troll swallowing pills]
[Trolls sounds]
[Troll sounds]
[Troll laughing]
[Punk rock music]
♫ Waydo waaydo waydo wadda wah ah! ♫
♫ Strip away the ritual ♫
♫ Strip away your little souls ♫
♫ Tell me that your dangerous ♫
♫ Your momma has been put to rest ♫
♫ You can’t tell me get away get away you can’t tell me ya ♫
[Eerie baseline music]
- Is it all here? - Genuine
Should be asking you the same.
I may look dirty to you
but my money spends just like yours.
As it should be for your sake.
This is some of the finest quality.
[Troll sounds]
[Man screaming]
[Troll noises]
[Man screaming]
[Troll noises]
[Gun shots]
Ah ahh ahhhh ahhhhh
Ah fuck my hand! Ahhhhh
Ahhhh ahhh ahhh
[Blood spatting]
[Troll sounds]
[Man struggling]
[Blood spatting]
[Electricity surge sounds]
[Troll sound]
[Man screaming]
[Blood spatting]
[Man screaming]
What the fuck!
What the....
[Man struggling]
[Man screaming]
[Guy walking]
[Suspense bass music]
[Troll sounds]
[Suspense bass music]
Watch bitch. Zeke!
- Zeke? - You can’t be in here.
Zeke!
Zeke...
It was a blood bath. A set up.
I dunno.. These little fucking monsters killed everybody.
Did this to me. It’s like they went fucking crazy eating our pills.
So you mean little ass children did this?
Killed my men?
Everyone except your sorry ass?
Monsters! Like with big fucking claws, big fucking teeth. Monsters but short.
Are you on angel dust again?
Or do you expect me to believe that tiny monsters actually did this?
Pathetic.
Come on man!
No no!
Oh no! [Gun shot]
Deano go to the scene get the details.
Monsters are not.
I want my fucking money. Motherfuckers are gonna pay.
You got it Zeke.
Fucking pillbillies.
Little monsters.
[Laughing]
[Bass suspense music]
[Base suspense music]
Don’t move! Nobody try...
...anything.
[Bass suspense music]
Christmas came early for old Richie.
[Wet foot steps walking away]
[Door opening]
[Shuts the door]
[Rustling sounds of money]
[Rustling sound of money]
[Rustling sounds of money]
[Puts record on]
[Music]
♫ Yeah yeah yeah ♫
♫ Oh yeah yeah ♫
♫ Running out of time now yeah yeah ♫
♫ It's beginning to unwind ♫
♫ Yea yea ♫
♫ I don't believe in miracles coz I'm just a fool ♫
♫ I don't believe in yours or mine because I’m not in school ♫
♫ I'm running through me yea yea ♫
♫ I sit alone now yea yea ♫
♫ I left for the fight and I won't left forget ♫
Guys!
Guys wake up.
I think someone stole all my pain pills coz there gone.
Why the hell's my pants wet?
What happens to your face?
Oh shh
What the hell?
Ah shit
Fuck my wallet's missing.
Oh geez..
Why are my shoes tied?
What’s that smell?
Did I just step in shit?
Uhhhhh!
That’s gross.
My fucking weeds missing too.
What the hell happened?
Oh my god guys his weeds missing!
[Troll sounds laughing and smoking]
I had it last night
Fuck.
You know we get calls coming in for
Sasquatch sightings.
We got young adults being found mutilated in the woods.
Then we got fucking Trolls out there hopped up on
pain pills killing people.
And I gotta worry about whatever this guys gonna shit his pants or not.
You think he did it?
I dunno son that's what we're here to find out.
[Knocking]
[Louder knocks]
[Door opening]
[Door opens]
Good morning Richie.
Hey Sunny.
I tell you what...
We got a real shit storm on our hands son.
Ah been one of those days huh?
Shoes look awfully dirty Richie.
Yea we gotta few questions for you.
You are gonna have to come down to headquarters with us.
Really? Come on now.
Just take a few minutes. Come on lets go.
Alright
[Western music]
[Man hiding in the woods]
[Heavy metal music]
Make me drop my pills all over.
God damn kids.
Turn that shit down!
Ya know if your music was better I wouldn’t be fucking bitching.
But this shit sucks.
Turn it the fuck down dude.
You give me a headache.
What the fuck dad. I’m tired of you yelling at me all the time.
You’re killing my buzz.
And I’m not fuckin drain bramaged.
This shit sucks.
If it’s to old your too loud.
You know dude, the best part of you ended up on the floor.
And the best part of you is gonna end up on the floor fuck off.
[Troll hiss sound]
[Struggling with the Troll]
Ahhhh
[Troll biting sounds]
[Troll sounds]
[Heavy metal music]
[Spit sounds]
[Troll sounds]
[Heavy metal music]
[Music]
[Phone ringing]
Hello Why are you blowing me up?
What’s your damage?
Who’s got Richie?
Well..
Okay..
[Troll sound]
Slow down. Like how do you even know that?
Oh my god those retards.
I was just at his show nothing happened
[Suspense music]
Alright yes…
Troll Sounds
Well I like the guy so...
It's still bullshit.
Bullshit!
Yea well I have to go though. I have to handle this.
Yeah...
Why are you still on the phone with me? I told you I have to go.
Alright one more thing.
Ok I gotta go though.
[Pop punk music]
Yea ok I’m coming. I’m on my way.
I'm gonna talk to them I'll figure it out.
Okay. I’m gonna go now tough coz I’m irritated.
[Music]
Wynonna what is wrong with you?
Why can’t you just like a guy who’s normal not always in trouble...
[Troll sounds]
Fucking Jesus Christmas.
[Troll laughs]
This is upsetting!
[Music]
I went by the spot gave it a look.
Yeah, fucking mess. Seen Richie leaving with a bag full of your money.
Followed him home that sheriff and that deputy picked him up.
Yeah. I’m at the Sheriff’s office now waiting.
Make sure you bail that fuck out and bring him to me.
You got it Zeke. I’m on it boss.
[No audio]
New lead fell in my lap.
Girlfriend maybe.
Well ain't love grand follow the bitch.
Lover boy probably gave her my shit to hold on to.
You got it Zeke. Yeah, he’s a roofer and if you’re not careful he's gonna roof you too Tina.
Now I gotta let you go.
Wynonna just came in looking like Mary Jane if Spider man was a DJ that sold coke.
You Know I remember you from middle school, you didn't fit into your
clothes then and you don’t fit into them now.
Why is Richie here?
I literally just watched him perform in a room full of
people so he couldn't have done whatever you dimwits think he did.
Calm Down Wynonna.
The Sheriff will hear you.
Richie's just in the back just holding Richie for questioning.
Key word questioning.
Key word dimwits
Thanks for nothing weirdo.
Thot.
[Suspense bass music]
Look you got me in a jam here Richie. I got a dick about an inch away from my
ass and another one even closer to my mouth, and I can't even breathe.
You gotta give me something son. The shit is really stirring the pot.
I didn’t do nothing
Look at your fucking shoes.
Jesus your guilt’s dripping all over the goddamn floor.
[Suspense bass line music]
Oh fuck!!
Who are you?
What the fuck!
Get away from me.
Oh my god! What do you want you asshole.
Fat fuck. Oh my god.
Oh no fuck. You get off of me.
Get off of me. Let me go.
[Screaming]
[Blood spurt sounds]
[Crying]
[Wynonna crying]
[Wynonna running back to Sheriffs office]
[Troll sounds]
You know the lord only gives us a certain number of days if you
waste one you don't get it back.
Come on. What the fuck does that mean?
That means you’re not gonna like prison.
[Screaming]
Jesus!! Patrick Swayze’s ghost what the fuck was that?
Don’t think were done here not for a minute.
I told ya sunny this is burger blood from the cooler.
What the hell’s going on. Oh my god!
[Panicked Wynonna]
Wynonna what the hell happened to you, are you okay?
- There was a man… - Who did this?
There was a guy…and he…
Whose fucking hand is that?
[Screaming]
[Wynonna crying]
[Sheriff smoking]
[Slow western music]
What the fuck!
Jesus Christ.
Looks like wild animals did this...
Fucking trolls.
[Slow guitar music]
[Blood on the floor]
Get some water.
Are you okay?
Okay somebody better start talking.
Wynonna whose fucking hand is that and why's your car full of blood?
What do you... he's not out there?
There's no nobody out there.
All that was out there is a shitload of blood and this cell phone.
[Phone ringing] It's ringing.
Hello?
Deano its Zeke. What do you got on this bitch?
Yeah. Hi Zeke. The bitch is here with me.
This is Sheriff Sunny talking.
The guy you’re calling is dead.
I need you to come down to headquarters...
Bastard hung up on me.
Oh god. You guys we need to let Richie out he can help us.
We got this under control.
Well I mean we're gonna figure it out and get it under control.
OK Richie’s safe where he is matter a fact we're all safe.
See this thing?
This thing will burn up psychos, wolves and trolls.
We don't have anything to worry about. I'd say we're all pretty damn safe.
[Electricity glitch sounds]
Are you okay?
I was gonna ask you the same thing. What's with all the blood?
I… She was attacked
By who for what?
Have no idea but Sheriff thinks its trolls.
Trolls!?
I didn't say anything about any trolls goddamn it
You had that look in your eye. I could tell what you were thinking
Come on let’s move.
[Loud rock sound]
Oh!
[Troll attacking sounds}
[Troll sounds]
I’ll get the squad car. I’ll be right back.
I can’t get the squad car to start.
I think the damn trolls got to it.
Or it’s a piece of shit.
It's okay we can take mine. Come on.
Aww Gnarly.
Wait where's Eubanks?
Whatever's in there got him sunny.
Get in the car. I'll go get him.
[Troll biting sounds]
[Eubanks struggling]
[Suspense bass music]
Fuck Eubanks. Come on.
[Suspense bass music]
Are you alright?
I think Your car is a piece of shit. Mine is just fucking small.
What were those things?
Evil incarnate. They were shaved testicles with teeth.
Goddamn trolls for the second time in my existence.
Boy if that don't hit the old loving spot.
What are you talking about so the things they say about you in town are true?
You've killed trolls before?
Well uh
Hey shut the fuck up we’ve dealt with these things
many times years ago.
Trolls are you serious this is crazy.
What are we supposed to do now, where do we go?
Ok we're going to go back to the diner.
we're gonna call for backup, and we're gonna get a ambulance for deputy Eubanks.
Sheriff I’m in this till the end. Those trolls are dead.
Hey no look, we’re gonna go and get you healthy Sasha.
We wanna get you back in good shape and
I appreciate the heart your showing but we gotta get you healthy.
Sasha?!!
What it’s my middle name.
My name is Christopher Sasha Eubanks.
[Wynonna laughing]
Leave me alone I’m dying here.
When I was in boot camp I got sick and I shit my pants in the middle of P.T.
That’s when they started calling me fucking
soggy Sasha shit pants and
that was when I'd stay up at night and just think about killing them all.
Boy that went really dark.
[Music]
[Coughing]
♫ Row row row row ♫
♫ Cellophane how does it make you fell ♫
♫ Cellophane ♫
♫ A row row row a row cellophane ♫
Ahhhhhh
[Troll sounds]
[Troll eating sounds]
[Troll biting sounds]
[Troll biting sound]
[Troll sounds]
♫ Tells me that’s not right ♫
♫ Kids in the club it’s something changed ♫
♫ All the kids start yelling my name ♫
♫ Start to feel energized again ♫
♫ Whoa yea unwrap me ♫
♫Hey♫
[Music]
♫ Unwrap me ya ♫
[Music]
♫ Row row row row row row cellophane ♫
♫ How's it make you feel ♫
♫ Time to hit my whiskey bright ♫
♫ Just try to feel like I did last night ♫
♫ Fifteen minutes till the show that's right ♫
What took you so long?
[Screaming]
[Troll sounds]
[Woman screaming]
[Troll attacking sounds]
[Woman screaming]
[Troll sounds]
[Music]
[Troll sounds]
Fuck!
You’re not going to believe this. Get everybody out of here.
Sheriff there's nobody here, they closed me down three hours ago.
I gotta use your phone.
What the hell happened to you guys.
I'm sorry I called you a thot.
- Incase I die. - You’re not gonna die.
You know I could tailor this suit for you so it fits better.
- You can? - I can.
Man look at this guy he's so weird.
I’m Zeke Callahan
and I approve this message.
Zeke Callahan. Oh hey Zeke Callahan here sure are great than the sounds of Zeke Callahan.
I’m Zeke Callahan hell I grew up here.
[Music]
Go long you’ve got my personal guarantee.
[Music]
You guys must be starving. I’m gonna cook you up something okay.
Gray's gonna make us some food or we're really gonna die now.
[Opens the door]
Richie?
I’m so glad you’re okay.
Nothing like being stuck at work, right. Crisis edition
Oh your telling me! Thanks for caring girly.
Duh!
No I’m serious ….
We need..
- Hanging in there. - Yea.
You know deputy I always seen you as the kind type of guy who wanted a glory hole
just for kissing but seeing you like this I feel bad for you brother.
Gary I’ll be fine.
Okay we’ll see ya.
He’s not going to make it.
[Electrical surge sound]
Oh fuck!
This happened the last times guys.
Sheriff?
Calm down. Save the night terrors for later I got a backup generator relax.
You gonna be ok back there.
We're gonna get eaten at least your gonna die first though right.
You give a yell if you need some help.
[Richie entering the toilet]
[Reaches for a bag]
[Pop punk music]
[Reaches for the gun]
What the hell kinda language is this in?
[Troll sounds]
[Gary struggling with the Trolls]
Sheriff!?
After years of serving delicious food now I get to be the meal.
Aw hell no!
[Troll biting sounds]
[Suspense sound]
Oh my god!
Oh shit! Gary...
There's already flies I hope they didn't eat your burgers.
Richie?
Are you fucking serious.
Every fucking time every man leaves... fucking... fucking Gary.
Hey ya I got us tickets to…
[Door slams]
Kevin I really think it's time...
[Door slams]
Let’s go to the ho down yea.
[Door slams]
Four twenty dude.
[Door slams]
[Crying]
Sheriff?
Christ what the hell happened here Wynonna?
Richie left us he's gone.
He's gone.
Damn! Fucking trolls.
[Bass suspense music]
[Troll hiss sounds]
[Gun shot]
Ah damn! I’ve been shot in the leg.
Jesus!
Fuck mother fucker!
They got Eubanks the smiley little bastards.
Fucking trolls.
[Troll sound]
You little bastards it looks like fried trolls are on the menu.
[Troll sounds]
This is for Eubanks.
Burn in hell you son of a bitches.
[Wynonna running and crying]
[Troll sounds]
[Wynonna crying]
[Troll sounds]
[Gun shots]
[Screaming]
Eat shit you slimy scumbag.
[Screaming]
♫ Heaven can wait... ♫
[Music]
♫ I’m already late… ♫
[Music]
♫ Heaven can wait ♫
♫ Tell em I’m not ready ♫
I knew you had some good in you son.
You know they say, when a man has no friends, it's a sad thing.
when a man has no enemies, it's even sadder.
Shows he's got no talent.
No character to inspire.
No valor to covet.
Nothing to envy.
That's good Richie
Aahhh...
Oh my god.
[Screaming]
[Gun shots]
[Music]
♫ Heaven can wait ♫
♫ Tell em I’m not ready ♫
♫ I’m already late tell them I’m not ready ♫
♫ You didn't want me when I cried out to you ♫
♫ So heaven can wait ♫
♫ I’m not ready ♫
♫ Heaven can wait ♫
♫ Tell them I’m not ready ♫
Oh my god I can't believe we survived that.
I'm so happy you came back.
Oh I wouldn't leave without you babe.
Oh my god what a horrible week, right.
Oh more like a month.
I know. I know but were okay we did it.
Yea.
Where's my money Richie?
♫ I'm already late I wanna finish my jerky ♫
♫ It seems to me that life is more important now ♫
♫ I never thought that I’d be able to come around so heaven can wait ♫
♫ I’m not ready oh no I’m not ♫
[Music]
♫ Ah yeah ohhh oh yea ♫
[Music]
♫ Heaven can wait ♫
♫ Tell em I’m not ready ♫
♫ I’m already late wanna finish my jerky ♫
[Music]
♫ But now it seems that life is more important to me now ♫
♫ I never thought that I would be able to come around ♫
♫ So heaven can wait I’m not ready ready for you now ♫
♫ So heaven can wait I’m not ready ♫
♫ So heaven can wait ♫
♫ No I’m not ready ♫
♫ Heaven can wait ♫
♫ Not ready for you yet ♫
♫ Heaven I’m not ready for you yet ♫
♫ Heaven I’m not ready for you now ♫
[Music]