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NARRATOR: In the age of the Internet...
...while the world is enjoying MMS on laptop and internet...
...but Sunny still prefers Adult books.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Hello.
Yeah, Pappi.
Sunny, hurry up!
NARRATOR: Meet Sunil Bhateja.
He's been cleverly living in his friend Goldie's house past 30 years.
He's almost getting a divorce.
You can call him a helpless husband or concerned father.
I am getting late.
The book's awesome.
When is the next edition coming out?
I see... See you at college. Bye.
[KNOCKING ON THE DOOR]
SUNIL: Hurry up.
SUNNY: Just a minute, father.
Sunny.
What on earth do you do inside there for so long?
I'm getting late for office.
Don't you have to go to college?
Should I go without pooping? I've indigestion.
You get indigestion every day.
What do you eat?
Aren't you getting late now? Go on.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
You got up early today.
What?
You got up early today.
I get up early every day.
I guess I get up late.
Her father wakes up early too.
And you...
Every morning you go on the terrace pretending to dry clothes.
Gives him an excuse.
Where did he go?
What's the matter? What's all the commotion in the morning?
What else? That rascal's at it again.
I will show him today.
Wait there. I am coming.
NARRATOR: Meet Mrs. Darshan Bhateja.
Nearly 30-years-ago, during the golden era of Doordarshan...
...she met with a road accident.
Since then she has been in a coma.
GOLDIE: Sunil.
- Yes. - GOLDIE: Sunil.
I don't know.
Sunil. Come out.
What happened, Goldie? Why are you yelling in the morning?
What happened?
Talk to your son.
He ogles my daughter every day.
Sunny.
Come here.
What is uncle saying?
What?
Papa, I was brushing my teeth.
It's not my fault if she was standing right there.
But she must be standing in her own home.
Why don't you brush your teeth in the bathroom in front of the mirror?
But you were pooping in there.
- What is this pooping? - Sunil, I've had it.
Next time I will report this to the Police.
You'll report such a trivial matter to the Police.
Does childhood friendship mean nothing to you?
Okay, fine. I'll let him off the hook this time.
But I won't be so generous next time.
You two have been living here for all these years.
- We pay Rs. 800 rent. We don't stay free. - Shut up.
Rs. 800 rent?
You call that rent.
What good is that nowadays?
Fine, we'll vacate the place.
Not at all, brother. Wait a minute.
He didn't mean what he said.
He meant that Rs. 800 is too less.
We even pay our maid Rs. 2500.
You're embarrassing me, sister-in-law.
I keep telling you that we'll leave as soon as mom gets well.
Try to understand. We spent our childhood here.
Why don't you spend the rest of your life here too?
Let's do one thing.
Why don't we leave this place? Is that okay?
The thing about his mom is, who knows when she will get better.
Make him understand, sister-in-law?
- What is he...? - No, no. I cannot talk to him.
You two fight today and patch up tomorrow.
In the bargain, I'll become bad. I don't want to interfere.
But, if you don't mind me, I want to say something.
Since sister-in-law Priya left you...
...this boy's getting out of control.
You always get me humiliated.
Papa...
Is there anyone else in the house you would like to invite?
I just came to see whether everything's fine...
I know what you came to see.
Go back.
Did you make breakfast yet?
Yes, I made flatbread and potato curry.
- Let's go and eat. - Yes.
Send some breakfast for him as well.
I won't eat.
I'll send four flatbreads, with extra butter.
- Okay. - But none for him.
You've destroyed my reputation.
NARRATOR:Meet Sunil's daughter Sweety.
She often reaches school after the gate is shut.
And this is Bunty, it's very difficult to understand him.
You can try.
The gate's closed again.
How will we get in now?
Just like everyday.
Why do schools build such high walls?
I've to scale it every day.
Yeah. Even I feel they raise the height every day.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Hello. - Hello, Mr. Bunty.
Yes, madam.
Mr. Bunty, our company is providing you with a loan...
...on behalf of the bank.
How much will I get?
How much do you want, sir?
How about some fritters?
With cold drink?
Of course.
Can I get 250 rupees?
Are you joking with us, sir?
We can provide you with 250,000 rupees.
And who's going to pay it back? Your father?
Hang up.
Why are you screaming at?
The bank guys keep offering me loans.
Kneel.
- Okay. - Great.
Come on.
How do I climb up?
Bro, come here.
Can you bend like a horse for a minute?
Out here in the open? Let's go home.
I want to scale this wall to go to school.
Come on. Bend down.
You mean like that?
Not like that.
More. Bend more.
Come on.
Bend more.
Great.
Now, wait.
Think about it one more time.
You won't have to scale a wall at home.
Come on.
I'll take you to see the Principal today.
Is your house empty? Let's go?
NARRATOR: Meet Pappi, Sunny's friend, philospher and guide
A brilliant student of Hindi Honours
He's an expert in all types of obscenity...
...for him obscenith is the biggest happiness.
And the sole supplier of his adult books.
- We're late. Hurry up. - Come on.
Otherwise, we'll get in trouble again...
- Where were you? - We're here. We're here.
Sir, may I come in?
Do you need permission to get in the bathroom too?
You always misjudge. It's the next class.
I thought sir is holding a chalk.
Sorry, sir.
Well, since we're here let's relieve our selves.
But Hindi sir's lecture.
- But we're already here... - Come on.
Students, today we'll...
...study about Soundarya Rass (Beauty) in Hindi Literature.
Welcome.
I feel blessed that you set foot in my class.
What's the reason for your delay?
We took longer than expected in the bathroom.
Next time we'll keep in mind.
Frequent trips to the bathroom can be a reason for diabetes.
Get a health checkup.
And maintain the dignity of this class.
Don't turn it into a restroom.
- Take a seat. - Sorry, sir.
You wait.
I had the privilege of checking your examination paper.
You were asked to write an essay on festivals.
Sister's first Lohri after the wedding.
[CHUCKLES]
You either forget or misplace your 'A's' and 'I's' and 'U's (vowels)'.
I fail to understand who gave you this.
I mean who gave you Hindi honours?
You did, sir.
Well, I admit my mistake then.
Take your seat.
And try to learn something nice.
Alliterations.
[CHUCKLES]
[ENGINE REVVING]
"Stealing my heart of a heart-stealer with her capricious glance."
Amazing.
This old man's going to bore us.
- Your bro has got the latest edition for you. - Really?
- Hey, shift this side. - There's another example of this.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
First edition.
- With juicy photos. Open it. Open it. - Yes.
I mean it's being repeated...
...over and over again.
Sounds so beautiful, doesn't it?
"C" with all different vowels.
The "C" word is being used extensively.
In both places.
"C" with all different vowels.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Hello. - What are you doing?
Where are you? College or home?
Talk slowly. I am in a lecture.
I am studying. Don't disturb me.
Okay, fine. Continue studying, son.
What are you studying by the way?
I am in a lecture right now.
My Hindi's a little weak, so...
Alliterations.
We were studying about alliterations.
I'll talk to you later.
What book are you reading?
Sir, Soundarya Rass.
'Hot Neighbour'
Hot Neighbour.
- Part 1, sir. - Part 1.
In which college is it available?
Ours, sir.
Can I read it?
- Keep it, sir. It's all yours. - Thank you.
Sorry, sir. Forgive us.
Thank you.
Sir, why did you call me?
I was getting bored.
I thought why not play some Ludo with you.
- What are you saying, sir? - What you just heard.
Do you know what does your son comes here to do?
- Ask him. - He comes here to study.
What does he study?
Literature.
Literature, sir.
Let me show you what your son studies.
'Hot Neighbour'
This is what your son was studying.
No, sir, I talked to him in the morning and he was studying his books...
My son can't be reading this.
You mean I was reading this.
Sir... please forgive him this time.
He's just a child. I'll be grateful.
I'll forgive him.
Take this dice.
Roll a six and I'll forgive him. And if you can't roll a six...
...then I'll break his legs, and he will never forget it.
Roll a six.
Six!
Get up!
How did you roll a six?
Luck, sir.
Actually, you roll it with your hands.
You should try rolling the dice with this.
- Are you sure? - Keep trying, sir.
See for yourself.
Get out.
If you make this mistake again, I will rusticate you.
- He won't do it again, sir. - Now leave.
- Thank you, sir. - I said leave.
Sir.
- I'll throw it in the garbage. - No, I'll do it.
These things don't suit you at your age.
- Now leave. - Okay.
Ram Singh, send Pappi.
Let's play some Ludo with him as well.
Papa, how did you roll a six?
Shut up. How did I roll a six?
Your not focusing on your studies.
Goldie's always complaining about you.
You've been troubling his daughter.
Are you even fit to go after her?
He keeps begging her all day.
- Say yes. Say yes. - You shut up.
I get enough complaints about you too, dear.
You reach school late every day.
If you two don't want to study, then please spare me.
The fees are pretty high.
And your books are so expensive that they can ruin any one.
That reminds me.
Where do you get these adult books?
Laugh all you want, son.
You'll realise the importance of education in future...
...when you'll have to put your thumb impression.
Your father topped his class for four years in a row.
Four years... and this is not a joke.
Sometimes I feel that your mother divorced me because of you two.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Who is calling?
Mom.
Pick it up.
I am not like the other fathers who tells his children to pick a side.
Pick it up, son.
Hello.
Yes, mom.
I am fine.
Sweety's fine too.
I don't know about him.
- I am not surprised she doesn't know. - Yes.
Your mother never calls me.
She always calls him.
You talk to her.
- I don't want to. - Then stay quiet for a minute.
Okay, mom.
What?
Okay, fine.
What happened? Why do you look shocked?
Mom is sending you the divorce papers.
I see... divorce papers, huh.
Tell her I am not going to sign. Understand.
Just like she got up and left in a haste...
...she has to come back, sit and talk to me.
Then I'll think about it.
Why didn't you tell her that on the phone?
You always make such tall claims behind her back. I'll do this... do that...
Is the way you talk to your father?
Am I Pappi?
What is this language?
You don't even let me eat properly.
Are you mad? Did you have to say that?
You shut up.
This has been going on for six months.
Mom sends divorce papers every month...
...but father always says no.
And who has to endure it? Both of us.
You don't know anything.
[ENGINE REVVING]
NARRATOR: Meet Priya.
There was a time she used to be the darling of Old Delhi Chandni Chowk.
She has lost faith in marriage.
Mr. Malhotra didn't check his mail.
Yes... That's why there was a delay.
No, I will... Definitely.
Yes. Yes. No Sir.
Where is Sunil?
Call him out.
I'll call you back in a while, sir.
Yes Sir.
Yeah...
What is it?
I am right in front of you.
Sunny told me everything.
That bloody...
Speak up. Why are you quiet now?
Did the cat get your tongue?
This is my office. Talk softly.
Why should I talk softly?
I see you kept a new secretary after I left home.
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
That you want to marry her.
And you... don't marry this man.
He will bore you to death.
With his talks and his snoring.
Sir, what is she saying?
Go outside, please.
Get this signed and send an email to the boss.
Please.
And close the door.
[CHAIR CREAKS]
I won't sign the divorce papers.
Your father also will sign it.
Fine, then make my father sign the papers.
Understand.
Every week you show up with these fake documents.
Talk to me.
Let's end these emotions between us if you have guts.
Then I'll send these papers.
Do I look crazy?
Don't do this, don't do that.
Come home straight from the office.
Before we got married...
"Darling, you can do this, do that."
What happened now?
Even you used to say before our wedding...
I'll cook delicious okra for you, that you won't stop licking your fingers.
Who makes okra with gravy?
Or cauliflower with gravy?
Fine, I don't know how to cook.
I don't know.
But you must sign the divorce papers.
Okay, fine. Come back next week.
I'll sign them.
I didn't come here asking for a donation.
"Come back next week."
Fine. Give me the papers, I'll sign them.
Give.
Will you...
Will you sign the papers?
I will sign them.
I knew it.
I knew you will sign them.
This is what you want.
You've got nothing to do with me.
You can marry your secretary.
You've ruined my life.
What do you want, Priya?
Do you want me to sign the papers or not?
Or should I die thinking that should I sign the papers or not?
Tell me what to do.
Fine, I need a week's time.
What will you do in a week?
What can you do?
Whatever it is, get it done now.
Let's finish it.
My mother got me in this mess.
She's the culprit.
She said, "She studies with you in school".
"You two look so cute together."
"Marry her."
But now she's being so stubborn, that she follows me to the office too.
I was after you?
My photo...
Oh my, God.
You put tape on my picture.
That was a mistake, Priya.
Thank God I saw everything myself.
All these years I kept quiet because of mom.
But now you watch.
Next time I will bring the divorce papers...
...or my name isn't Priya.
- Go to hell. Go to hell. - It was a mistake.
- It was a mistake, Priya. - Get lost.
Mad man.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Here we are.
See you tomorrow.
Sister-in-law is nowhere to be seen.
Father's right here.
Hello, uncle.
He's always in a bad mood.
He thinks he gave birth to Ms. World.
- Okay, fine. - Okay, fine. Bye.
See you uncle, bye.
Goldie uncle.
Let's take a selfie with my sexy grandma.
Straighten your face.
You have a better life, grandma.
No worrying about food, or work.
Just lying in one place.
Let me straighten her.
What kind of things do you hide under your bed?
[TRAIN RUMBLING]
You?
What are you doing here?
Forget about me.
- There's commotion downstairs. - What?
Uncle and aunty are looking for sister-in-law.
Where did sister-in-law go?
Did she elope with someone else?
Son, you've got...
My dear friend, she is here.
If her father finds out, he's not going to spare you.
He won't spare me either.
You know what, get out of here.
Tell your father that you went on the roof to get the clothes.
Get out quickly.
Will we get in trouble?
You should have thought about that before coming here.
If you stay here, something definitely will happen.
You leave. And keep your head down.
Where did she go?
- What happened? - Where did Twinkle go?
I don't know. I was sleeping.
Wonder where she is.
Have you seen Twinkle?
I don't know. She must be somewhere downstairs.
I don't see her.
Pappi, have you seen her?
Yes... No...
He came after me.
Maybe she went upstairs to take the clothes off.
What's wrong, father?
- What are you doing up there? - Taking the clothes off.
Come down.
Always on the roof.
Did you bury some treasure up there?
You always know where she is and what she is doing.
But her parents don't know.
Do you want me to keep my eyes closed, uncle?
Insolent kid. I'll slap you.
Go inside.
Calm down. Sorry, aunty. Sorry, uncle.
- Stop apologising. - Sorry, sorry.
We'll be late for school.
Forget this wreck.
I'll drop you to school.
Why? Don't they look good on this?
They don't look good with you at all.
It's you who doesn't look good with them.
Old Delhi folks.
Before the wedding, you used to take frequent trips to Old Delhi.
Stop it you two. This is no place to fight you two.
I don't care. You two are going to sit on this.
- End of discussion. - Aunty, drop me to school.
Even he knows what is motherly love.
No, I just love to ride on the bike.
Get down. Get down.
Get on that wreck.
You can rot here.
Mom.
Get lost.
- Aunty. Aunty. - [ENGINE REVVING]
Showing off her ride.
Why don't you buy a motorcycle, uncle?
Why do you bring this turncoat along?
He doesn't take a minute to switch sides.
Papa, I know he's crazy.
But what came over you? You two were fighting on the road.
What came over me? Was this my fault?
My scooter broke down.
And she arrived out of nowhere to pick a fight.
[MOBILE BEEP]
Whose message is it?
It's mom.
What is she saying?
Close your ears.
She is saying that after the divorce you and Sunny will stay with me.
How is that possible? I won't divorce her.
So how can you live with her?
Why don't you sign on the divorce papers?
Just get on the scooter. I'll sign the papers.
Why don't you mind your own business? Now hop on.
[ENGINE REVVING]
Read this. This will brighten up your mood.
This is the latest edition on the market.
Bimla's Stories.
I don't want to.
Read it.
I said I don't want to.
Fine, don't read it if you don't want to.
But I will read it.
Hear this, grandma.
This happened one day.
An innocent kid.
His name was Sunny.
His name was fatso. Now read it.
That's the name written here. Can't help it.
'Can't help it.'
Sunny slowly opened his neighbour Bimla auntie's door.
Bimla auntie saw Sunny and took him in her arms, and said...
Sunny, why do you make me pine?
Sunny took Bimla auntie to her room.
Sunny make Bimla auntie lie on her bed and whispered...
Bimla darling, you are very beautiful.
Very beautiful.
Hearing this Bimla auntie started sighing.
As soon as Sunny touched Bimla auntie, her hands started shivering.
Her entire body started shuddering.
Bimla slowly whispered.
Do you know what she said?
[GASPS]
- What did she say? - Bimla slowly whispered.
What did she say?
Bimla slowly whispered.
Who is Bimla?
She has been possessed!
Bimla. Bimla.
Who is Bimla?
Were you right here when she woke up.
- Yes... No. - No, dad. We were studying.
I mean we were right outside.
And suddenly we heard screaming and shouting.
And we came in running.
And we saw grandma acting weirdly.
She fainted on seeing us.
There is no need to worry.
Now she is perfectly fine.
She will be conscious again by tomorrow evening.
She will be conscious again?
You should be happy.
I am happy.
But you see, mom woke up after 30 years...
- This is nothing short of a miracle. - Yes.
But make sure you don't stress her for the next couple of days.
She will be a little stressed. I mean it has been almost 30 years.
I know you're right.
Give her some time. Like a week or two.
You can tell her gradually.
Okay.
Sunny, could grandma have heard Bimla's story?
I am worried too.
Congratulations, brother. Auntie is awake.
Thank you. Thank you.
I am so delighted to hear that aunty is awake.
But how did this miracle happen?
I don't know how this miracle happen.
But the doctor said...
No brother, first let us meet with grandma.
You can't meet her just yet, sister-in-law. She is fine.
But she isn't awake yet.
Doesn't matter. We'll meet with her later.
Look, your mom is awake.
That's all that matters.
Now, will you vacate my home?
You're in a hurry to throw us out of the house.
Don't you have any humanity left inside you?
Calm down, father.
Okay, fine. You can take your time.
Don't get angry.
Auntie will be so happy to see you and me again.
Our childhood friendship.
We were born in this house.
We grew up together.
Auntie even had grandkids in this house.
Just one more thing...
Convince sister-in-law Priya to come back in the house.
Then your family will be complete.
Answer my question, Goldie.
When did mom slip in a coma?
- Uncle died in... - 88.
- So a year later, in 89. - Right.
After that, I got married and had these kids.
Okay. Now I am going through a divorce.
If I give this news to my mother, she will get shocked.
That doctor has said this can be fatal.
And even if I bring her back, or she agrees to come back.
You will tell her that...
Calm down.
No, don't tell auntie about your divorce at all.
You tell her that you're not married at all.
- Tell her that I am not married. - No.
- Yes. - Okay.
Did you have to interfere?
I was just saying.
Don't tell her about the divorce.
What do you mean? Did his kids drop from the sky?
No.
But where are you going to keep the kids?
That is why I am worried.
I wanted to request you if you can keep them at your place for a while...
...then I'll be very happy. Please say yes.
I'm never going to let this rascal stay at my place.
He's always stuck to my daughter like glue.
Even I don't want to stay at his place, father.
He's so arrogant, just because he has a beautiful daughter.
- Have these two seen their faces? - Insolent kid. I'll slap you.
I'll punch you.
- Just punch him. - Yes I will.
I'm prepared to be your servant, but I'll not stay at their place.
Right.
That's great.
- Your problem's solved. - What?
Keep him as your servant.
Auntie has never seen him.
Bless you...
Now you're going to be my servant.
And brother, you will have to help me.
We've to recreate the era of 89.
"The world's mood keeps swinging."
"A band around a finger is also known as a ring."
"The world's mood keeps swinging."
"A band around a finger is also known as a ring."
"You never know how quickly things change."
"How do I say what are the true colours of this world?"
"It's colourful, it's good and bad, it's sometimes black and sometimes white."
"Sorry for the interruption."
"No interruption, please."
"Sometimes it has a selfish nature..."
"...sometimes it's sweet as sugar."
"Sometimes it has a selfish nature..."
"...sometimes it's sweet as sugar."
"The world's been reduced to a selfie..."
"...while family picture is let to weep."
"Relationships are turning emotionless, Lord."
"Everyone's running after money."
"No matter how much you lie..."
"...but every pocket's got a hole."
"Sorry for the interruption."
Papa, when is grandma going to wake up?
It's morning.
I don't know. I am not a doctor.
Let me call the doctor.
Papa. Papa.
That phone doesn't work.
It's a fake. It's there for grandma.
Sorry, I completely forgot.
Where is my mobile phone?
Why do you keep forgetting, father?
No mobile phone in this room. Your phone's outside.
No mobile phone in this room.
- Thank you. I'll be right back. - Okay.
Lord, I hope grandma hasn't heard...
What's wrong with you? It's only for a couple of days.
Shut up.
[GASPS]
Chiku.
Grandma wants Chiku. Go and call papa.
Papa, grandma's awake and she wants Chiku.
- Mom. - Chiku.
Mom. Your Chiku is here.
You're awake.
Papa's name is Chiku.
We didn't know that.
What happened to me?
You had a road accident.
You don't remember anything, but everything is fine now.
It's fine.
I remember something.
If she remembers what happened 30-years-ago...
...she must remember about yesterday.
What is it, mom?
You've gained weight.
I've got thyroid, so I've put on some weight.
Mom, you weren't awake. You were unconscious.
So I kept them to take care of you.
But now that you're fine, they will look after you.
- Yes, auntie, I will take care of you. - Both will, right?
It's okay, dear. Go outside and do your work.
Let me talk to my mother.
- Mom... - Chiku.
You should learn how to cook.
There's no saying when grandma might demand pilaf.
You won't get a chance to order from outside.
And you...
You should learn how to clean and dust.
Are you better now?
Are you comfortable?
But my body... feels frozen like ice.
- Let me rub your palms. - Frozen.
Better.
Is it fine?
My hands.
My hands feel frail like old people.
My nerves are starting to show.
No, mom. You are only 45.
This is due to low calcium and vitamins.
You've been in this condition for only 6 months.
6 months, you took care of me.
You even cleaned my shit and pee.
Doesn't matter mom.
Even you used to clean up after me.
So what if I did the same for you?
Why are you crying, stupid?
I am better now.
Yes, mom.
Don't worry.
What happened, mom?
I can't see properly.
I guess my eyes have become weak.
Get me my glasses.
I'll get you a pair of glasses as soon as I can.
Okay. Get some rest, mom. I'll see you.
What happened, mom?
Do you know Bimla?
Bimla, who?
Bimla is Pappi's mom.
Pappi...
How does my mom know Pappi's mom?
They never met.
I don't know. She has been in a coma for 30-years.
Maybe she dreamt about her.
Strange.
Sorry. Sorry, Pappi.
Stop. I will clobber you with this shoe.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You made Bimla my mom.
What could I do? Your mom came to my mind, so I told him that.
I see...
- You and your father should thank me. - Why?
Thanks to Bimla's story...
...your grandma whose been in a coma for 30-years woke up.
And thanks to your Bimla my father's made me the servant.
I see...
And what role is Sweety playing?
Are you joking with me or asking seriously?
Seriously.
She is also the maid of the house.
- And, papa? - Papa?
Wait, father. Don't forget grandma's glasses?
Am I looking like a schoolboy?
Fix your tie.
You can't go to school looking this untidy.
I always get nervous about going to school.
Wait.
Okay.
Mom, wait a minute.
What are you doing?
No need to get up. You need to rest for a month.
And you can get up after that.
Tell me if you need anything.
I mean once you're all better...
...you'll be fit enough to go jogging.
I brought your glasses.
- You brought my glasses. - Yes.
Can you wear them on your own? Try it.
Try doing small things on your own.
Great.
Isn't that great, mom?
This is much better.
See...
Princess is rocking herself on the chair.
Hey...
Look... Does that chair belong to your father?
Get up.
Sit on the ground.
On the ground.
Where is the other one?
He's still sleeping, auntie.
I wonder where you brought these pigeons from?
Go make stuffed bread for my Chiku.
Yes, auntie.
How many pieces of stuffed bread do I make for you?
Do you prefer more potatoes or less?
I prefer more potatoes.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean by how many?
Chiku always eats four pieces of stuffed bread.
Make four pieces. Go ahead, make four.
Get in your character.
Hello, auntie.
Here comes the other one.
Is this your time to come on the job?
Doesn't matter, mom.
- He's a little... - Don't stress.
Keep calm.
Forget him.
- You're going to school, aren't you? - Yes, mom.
Now listen, don't talk to Goldie.
- I won't. - And why didn't his parents come to see me?
He...
His parents...
They are on a pilgrimage.
[BELL]
They are on a pilgrimage, mom.
I thought people go on a pilgrimage when they grow old.
But at this young age...
Forget it.
- Help me up. - Yes.
Stay away from Goldie.
He smokes cigarettes.
- I saw it with my own eyes. - Are you serious?
Stay away from him. Stay away from him.
Don't talk to him.
You should go with Billo.
- She is a very sweet kid. - Yes.
Did she visit me?
- Yes, she did. - She did.
I am sure she did.
She loves me a lot.
You know what, dial her number.
Mom, I am getting late for school...
You aren't going to achieve anything in school anyway.
Go on, son. Dial her number.
Have your tea first.
Hello, aunty, this is Sunil speaking.
Let me talk.
Wait a second.
The wire is too short, mom. How can I bring it over there?
Okay, fine. Tell her I said hello.
Mom says hello.
Auntie, is Billo at home?
Billo?
She already left.
Even I am leaving for school.
Tell her to call me back when she returns.
Yes, right. Mom wants to talk to her.
Yes. Right.
Sir, who is Billo?
She is a girl. She goes to school with him.
Remember Priya madam, that's her.
Chiku, Billo.
You see mom, Billo's already gone to school.
She will come home late. I'll tell her when she calls back.
Yes, you tell her and I want her here tomorrow.
Okay, mom.
I'll bring her over.
- Okay, bye. See you. - Okay, son.
Hey, come here.
Come here.
Yes, auntie.
Play devotional songs.
I am in a big mess, brother Goldie.
I don't know what to do.
How do I bring Priya here?
Mom keeps asking over and over when is Priya coming home?
You want my advice.
Talk to her and bring her home.
Talk to her and bring her home?
Talk to her politely and bring her home, brother.
These days she doesn't understand politeness, sister-in-law.
- She is in a different zone altogether. - Everyone understands love, am I right?
Seriously?
Did you ever talk to me politely so I could know?
Go inside.
What is mom doing?
I played devotional songs for her. She is hearing that.
Poor thing only sits around and hears devotional songs.
Mothers are always helpless.
Don't start again.
I told you to go inside, Twinkle is all alone.
Can I go, uncle?
Shall I take off my shoe?
Brother, listen to me carefully.
Get off at the Red Fort...
...and visit the Gauri Shankar temple.
Pray to God, take the offerings and go straight to Priya.
I am telling you God will fix everything.
God is my last refuge now.
I'll try this.
I have to bring Priya home after all.
- Let's go, son. - But be polite with her, brother.
Let's go hear devotional songs.
- Be polite with her, brother. - Yes.
- Be polite. - Stop it.
Be polite with her, brother.
She won't listen.
[CALL OF PRAYER]
[SCREECH]
Come, son.
Great. I am happy to hear that Darshan's woken up.
How are you?
I am fine.
Priya.
Come back.
Forsake this anger.
You shaved your moustache.
And also wearing jeans.
You never listened when I asked you to do these things.
I'll tell you why I did this.
But let's go home.
All couples fight.
Forsake this anger.
Every husband and wife have fights.
Everyone fights.
All he did was shave his moustache.
Are you going to argue with him over his moustache for the rest of your life?
He's here only because his mother woke up.
Otherwise, he doesn't even talk to me properly.
He's right here, ask him yourself.
Okay, fine.
I admit I was wrong.
I admit my mistake. I beg you.
Please come home. Don't break this family.
If not for me, at least come home for my mother.
Since the time she woke up, she keeps asking where is Priya.
Please.
See you, auntie.
I'll take your leave.
What's the point of this conversation when...
...people have no humanity left in them.
Look dear, what you're doing is wrong?
Please, aunty.
We won't discuss this topic anymore.
Father, shall I get you water?
No.
Father, did you convince mother?
You must have said something!
Do I look crazy to you?
Am I crazy to always yell at her?
Even your mother claims that it's always my fault.
I cannot continue this drama anymore.
I am going to tell mother everything.
- I cannot beg and plead anymore. - Sorry, father.
But father, grandma is...
Side A, then side B.
She's made my life hell.
CDs were a lot better.
- Did you say something? - No, auntie.
Mom.
You're back, my son.
What are you doing?
Come here.
[SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
Turn that thing off and go outside.
[SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
What can I do, son?
I was listening to some songs. I was getting bored.
Mom, I've to tell you something important.
My dear son, you can tell me as many as you want.
Mom, I lied to you.
Lied to me?
For the past six months...
Where is Sunil?
Where did she come from?
Billo dear.
So this is what you wanted to tell me?
This was your surprise?
Come here, my child.
- My child. - How are you, mom?
[Laugh]
I feel so relaxed now.
I am much better, dear.
But how are you?
It feels so nice to see you.
Why didn't your aunt come to see me?
Punjab.
She is in Punjab.
But didn't you call her yesterday?
- Did you call at my home yesterday? - Yes.
She left early morning.
Didn't she leave early morning?
Yes, she did.
Actually, mom, her brother who lives in Punjab fell sick.
I see. I see.
Come here, dear. Sit down.
Haven't you put on weight?
Thyroid.
She has thyroid.
I fell sick for only six months, and everyone's got thyroid.
Six months?
- But, mom... - Billo, I forgot to tell you...
...that we have extra classes.
And we've to go to school as well. Our board exams are coming up.
School?
Just shut up when I am talking.
Do you have to interfere?
Someone's visiting after a long time.
Aren't you going to offer her some water?
Girl. Get a glass of water immediately.
You can stop worrying about me, dear.
Your Darshan auntie is getting better. Right?
See how tensed you look.
You look like the mother of two kids right now.
What? What happened to you?
Someone's thinking about me.
Oh. Someone's definitely thinking.
What...
Sweety, what have you done to yourself?
She...
Madam, I... ask sir.
Doesn't matter.
She is the maid, dear.
They are the ones who make mistakes.
How many times have I told you to comb your hair?
You look like a ghost.
Now look, you've completely drenched her.
You even dropped the water on the floor.
Now go and send the other one in.
Send him in with the mop.
Please understand.
Doesn't matter, dear. Doesn't matter.
- You're okay. - But I am drenched.
Where do you need me to mop?
On my head.
Stupid fool, mop the water.
Hello, Ms. Billo.
Billo.
Chiku, will you come out for a minute?
We have to talk.
What is it, dear?
We need to discuss the school homework, auntie.
Listen, girl, do you know her?
Who?
Bimla.
Bimla?
She just doesn't let go of Bimla.
- Who is Bimla? - Bimla is Pappi's mom.
I wonder why grandma keeps thinking about her.
Get to the point here.
Wait just a minute, I'll explain to you.
Explain to me what?
He goes to school every day, but he's made us servants.
I can't even cook instant noodles. And he's making me cook.
Liar.
She orders food from the restaurant every day.
Get lost. You're glued to Twinkle all the time.
Oh I see, that's why I was wondering...
Shut up!
Look Sunil, I completely understand the situation.
I am ready to help you.
But I want a divorce.
I am prepared to stay here all day.
But you must tell mom as soon as possible.
I will move on.
- What are you saying, mom? - You don't interfere.
He's made a joke out of everything.
You want a divorce, don't you?
Then I will divorce you.
But please, for my mother's sake...
...call up your auntie and tell her you're going to...
...stay here for a couple of months.
15 days.
Not a day more.
Where did I keep my phone?
Sunny, call on my number.
Did you lose it?
It must be somewhere around here.
Your phone's ringing. Must be somewhere here.
I guess I left it in mom's room.
What have you done?
I should rather divorce you.
What... what is this...
What is this?
Mom...
What is this?
Mom...
I see...
It has a mirror as well.
What are you doing, mom?
This is just a transistor radio. Turn it off.
Such a compact transistor radio. Is it new?
- Yes. - I want one too.
How much does it cost?
It costs 15,000 rupees.
My uncle from London bought it for me.
And I asked him to get me a couple more.
I see...
15,000 rupees?
Yes.
Okay.
Does this catch Doordarshan as well?
It does, auntie. It does.
Shut up.
This thing costs 15,000 rupees.
Have you ever seen 15,000 rupees in your life?
Have you ever? No. Then keep quiet.
I heard some song playing called "Munni Devi"...
It's a new song, auntie, which released recently.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
He has one...
He has one too.
- He must have stolen it. - No, auntie.
Call the police. Just call the police.
Mom, can you let go of the transistor radio.
Take some rest. Don't take too much stress.
I'll get him locked up.
But how does he...
- Get some rest. - Okay...
...I'll rest.
Get some rest, mom.
Let's go.
Take some rest. Take some rest. Take some rest.
Why should I rest?
Even the servants have a radio.
But your mother doesn't have one.
Does it look nice?
What will you do with a radio, mom?
Try to understand.
I'll listen to the musical countdown program in the morning...
...presented by Amin Sayani himself.
Leave it.
Dear, can you tell your uncle in London to get one for me?
Yes, auntie.
Auntie, forget the radio. Get a cable TV connection instead.
Or you can get a Dish TV connection for auntie instead?
She can watch some serial when she is bored.
And I won't have to keep changing Side A, Side B.
I'll get your Dish TV.
Go out and do your work.
Come on.
You too.
Have they changed Doordarshan's name to Dish TV.
No, aunty, it's a new serial on Doordarshan.
Yes.
I see...
Okay then, forget that radio.
Turn on Doordarshan instead.
Look, son, I will watch Buniyaad.
By the way, did Vilayiti Ram come back yet?
- He did. - He did?
You see, son, even I am bored of hearing Side A, Side B of this tape.
Can't you do this much for your mother?
Mom, you see...
The antenna's broken.
So the TV doesn't work.
Doesn't matter, son.
Climb upstairs and fix the antenna.
Your father and I were an expert in fixing the antenna.
Remember, your father used to climb up and ask "Now".
And I would say "Not yet".
And he's an expert in holding the antenna.
Yeah.
- But aunty... - But what?
Son, can't you do this much for your mother?
It just needs a little fixing.
Okay, mother, I'll go fix the antenna.
- Okay. - Go on, son.
Go.
Uncle, I came to meet Sunny.
Why did you make me dress up like this?
You meet Sunny every day, son.
But this is for grandma...
Try to understand my emotion.
I mean guys can do anything for the sake of friendship.
It's only for a few days.
- You changed my mother's name to Bimla, isn't that enough? - Keep quiet.
- Come on... - What?
Listen to me. You can whisper to each other later.
Have you done everything to the detail?
- Yes. - You found everything.
- Yes, we did. - My mother is very clever.
She would catch all my mistakes in a jiffy.
What if I get caught, uncle?
Why are you such a coward?
She couldn't even recognise her family so far...
...how will she recognise you?
- You're an outsider. - Yeah.
- She called me an outsider. - She was just joking.
- I am not doing this. - Come on, son.
You're my child. You're like my son.
- Now go. - Talk properly.
Do well. Wait a minute.
- Go on, son. - Come on.
Okay.
Hello.
Is brother Sunil at home?
No, what is the matter?
I had to fix this antenna.
Brother Sunil told me to.
Oh yes, it's a good thing you showed up before time.
Go and change the antenna.
And you have only 15 minutes.
My favourite music program will start.
And I don't want to miss it.
Or else I will slap you.
Aunty, I'll fix it in 10 minutes.
Where do I fix it?
Fix it on my head. Here you go.
You fool, do you want to kill me?
Help.
Brother, you're here.
Brother, you're late.
Auntie will miss her favourite show.
- Take him away quickly. - Come.
I'll show you where to fix it.
Just give me 10 minutes.
You only have 13 minutes now.
As I said 10 minutes.
- Why aren't you coming to school? - What is he doing here?
I called him.
I should know what's going on in school.
- You're keeping me engrossed here. - Stay engrossed, dear.
Can't you stay engrossed for grandma's sake?
Now that you're here, son.
We'll need your help with a couple of things.
Okay. Stay.
Take it, son.
I can't do it, uncle.
Don't worry, nothing will happen.
How can you say that? She said I've only 15 minutes.
She wants to see some musical show of hers.
Or else she will bore me to death. And slap me as well.
I cannot do this.
But son, you just pretend to fix this wire for three minutes.
And then Sunny will drop in.
- Where is Sunny? - Sunny?
- Did you get the stuff? - I did.
He will have the other end of the wire.
You will have one end. Just throw the wire down.
And don't let my mom find out.
As soon as she gets suspicious, just yell "rat-rat".
- Use this excuse to connect the wires. - Sure.
- Did you get the DVD? - Yes, I got the DVD as well.
You just connect the wire, and I'll handle the rest.
See... that's all.
Doesn't this wire look too long?
Why do you need a smaller wire? To use as a skipping rope?
You ask so many questions.
Go inside. You too, son, go give him a hand.
Go on.
Give your brother a hand.
Come on, get some work done.
Prove your worth. Hurry up, we're all depending on you.
Of course, father. Of course.
- There, it's fixed. - Sit up here, Chiku.
- We'll watch the show together. - Yes, mom.
- Cover yourself. - Yes, mom.
What show is this?
It's stuck.
Go out and fix the antenna quickly.
Come here.
Give a loud pat on the side of the TV.
Loud pat.
Male and female are ready to mate.
Animals and birds are usually...
...are normally...
What...
What is this...
"Sorry for the interruption."
There you go.
- Look at that. - Curses.
Sorry for the interruption.
Just as I expected.
It's a bad transmission, mom.
But what was that thing we saw?
Those naked monkeys, and girls dressed in short clothes.
I guess the antenna tuned into some American show.
America.
Tuned into America?
And those bloody rascals aren't showing anything of our country?
No Buniyad, no Chitrahaar, I missed everything.
Not to worry. I am there.
I'll fix it by tomorrow.
It takes at least a couple of days to fix this thing.
If he claims he'll fix it tomorrow, then he'll do it.
Sir, when he fixes the TV tomorrow...
...auntie can watch the news.
At least someone spoke up for me.
She is right. I will watch the news.
Hear the news.
You had to over exaggerate.
I'll fix it in a day. And you...
Couldn't you hold the wire for a couple of minutes?
- Uncle, I was tired. - Shut up. I'll slap you.
Stop it, Sunil.
These two had no clue.
Now you two go home.
Thank you, aunty, you are very nice.
Thank you.
My heart's sinking. I think my blood pressure's rising.
Do you want some water?
Give me some poison.
You are the one who said yes.
Whereas you should have said that it's permanently broken and cannot be fixed.
Who is going to bear this now?
Yes, papa. First, we pretend that mobile is a transistor radio...
...then fix an antenna. God knows what's next.
You got us in this mess.
It's a good thing mom divorced you. You deserve that.
First Sunil has to endure his mother, and now you two.
She is his mother.
He'll do whatever he wants for her.
In fact, you two wouldn't even have offered a glass of water.
Let it be, Priya.
I was expecting this.
Brother, what happened today wasn't right?
I know.
You shouldn't have said it.
It's done now. There's no way to fix this.
You know what, apologise to father in the morning.
And mum too.
I am not saying sorry.
You are very stubborn.
Just like father.
Sometimes when I look at Sunny, I feel maybe...
...I was like him.
Even I must have misbehaved with my parents.
And you know, one day his children will misbehave with him.
Don't think so much.
One has to think sometimes, Priya.
Arguments over trivial matters.
Because we didn't think about the other, look at what our relationship has come to.
Priya, when we were in school...
...we would fight sometimes.
We would have a big fight.
But we would handle it.
We would always say we'll never leave each other.
We were kids back then, Sunil.
Correct.
We're grown-ups now.
Grown-ups.
We've to work on Doordarshan tomorrow.
Good night.
Finish this chapter. Just say sorry.
Say it for my sake.
- Please, brother. - Not me.
Please, brother. Please, please, say it.
Papa.
What is it?
Nothing.
Papa, I...
Sorry for last night.
You're a grown-up now, act wisely.
Come here.
You too.
Billo.
You're looking great.
Did you take your school bag?
Hey...
It wasn't easy finding this uniform.
But it still fits me.
Shall we go then?
- Billo and Chiku. - You used to wear them in school.
- I was... - She is laughing.
Hail Goddess.
Mom. What are you doing?
Please sit down.
No, mom, you'll fall.
What are you doing?
I don't want to lie down.
I am tired. I am tired.
Back. Back. Lie down, mom.
I see strange and weird...
...dreams in this room.
Strange dreams? What kind?
- I dream of Bimla. - Bimla?
This Bimla's starting to spell trouble.
Every time I think of her makes my body shudder.
Please change my room.
- Not me... - Listen to me.
Your room is much more comfortable.
You won't feel this comfortable in the other rooms.
Please.
Please don't be stubborn.
Mom, I am off to school.
Take care, dear.
Let's go to school quickly.
The teacher's going to cane us if we're late.
And you, dear, take care of my mom.
Feed her on time. Be comfortable, mom.
- My child, do good in your exams you two. - Yes.
- Yes. Bye, mom. - Go.
Slowly.
I'll call you back in a couple of minutes.
Where are you going dressed up like this?
His mom is sick. We were going to see her.
Your mom's name is Bimla, isn't it?
Yes, yes...
Why are you asking, father?
What's there to investigate?
My mother starts shuddering hearing your mother's name.
Well, ...we'll leave then, we're already late.
Okay, go.
- Be home on time, son. - Yes.
Bye, father.
Listen, can you give me a lift today?
My scooter's broken down.
But I'll drive the bike.
You're heading straight to auntie's home...
...aren't you after dropping me at the office.
Where else will I go?
And anyway, we aren't divorced yet.
And I'll look for a partner only after I get divorced.
Fine, you can do as you please. Don't threaten me.
- Hey... Stop. - Your Papa.
Weren't you in the hospital with Pappi's mother?
What are you doing here?
Papa...
I'll break your bones. His father will kill me.
Catch them. Catch them.
- Talk softly. - What talk softly.
Off to school, uncle?
Chase that rascal.
Make up your mind. Where do I go?
Let's go home.
Come on.
I'll show him when he gets home.
Swear on your mom, out with the truth.
I can see it in your eyes. But I want to hear it from you.
We love each other, father.
- What do you do? - Love...
Do you love him too?
Yes, uncle.
Are you blind?
Haven't you seen him properly?
You're too much.
Look at this match. I mean...
Ta-dah.
Go downstairs dear, before your father comes up.
Go on.
What is this?
Greetings, uncle.
Greetings, auntie.
Where were these two?
Bimla...
Bimla's in hospital.
Bimla Devi, my mom... she is in the hospital.
They went to see her.
Its a group of liars.
Papa knows everything. Tell him where we were.
You're too much. At least tell me when to lie or tell the truth.
Now I feel embarrassed in front of uncle.
Doesn't matter.
Sorry, uncle.
I took him for the auditions.
Then why don't you tell the truth?
I'm already burdened with looking after grandma.
Would he let me go if I had told the truth?
Come here.
You wooed the landlord's daughter.
Get lost.
Uncle, could I get my scooter keys?
Take your key and go.
You have the scooter keys.
I hope you didn't scratch it.
- Otherwise, I will slap you. - You didn't...
Unbelievable.
You agreed so easily.
Reminded me of our time together.
Remember I took you to that singing competition.
And you also crashed the scooter.
After that, I learned how to ride a bike.
But I got hurt.
- The mark is still here. - Enough of this.
What about mom?
What if we subscribe to Doordarshan at home?
And Doordarshan is readily available these days.
How can I get that old Doordarshan?
Where will I get this?
- What if we make up the news? - How?
Take these uniforms off.
Come with me.
You know, brother, her father will never spare me if I talk to him.
We won't let brother Goldie find out.
We'll make some excuse.
- Mom. - Fine, you can take it.
Stay back. I'll slap you.
And anyway, focus more on studies.
Your father will be here any minute.
- Go inside. - Don't scold her.
Brother, suggest a role for me as well.
You see, I've had a passion for acting since I was in school.
"The world's mood keeps swinging."
"A band around a finger is also known as a ring."
"The world's mood keeps swinging."
"A band around a finger is also known as a ring."
"You never know how quickly things change."
"How do I say what are the true colours of this world?"
"It's colourful, it's good and bad, it's sometimes black and sometimes white."
"Sorry for the interruption."
"No interruption, please."
"Switch on the TV, save your chores for later."
"Sit on the couch and everyone watch Doordarshan."
"Ram-Lakhan's dance..."
"...and Chandni's songs."
"Beat will play on the floor..."
"...join us, because all the songs we'll play are superhit."
"Turn on the TV and mend everyone's broken heart."
"Everyone dance and break the floor."
"Just like stuffed bread tastes better with pickle..."
"...similarly the shows on DD1 are a class apart."
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Hello. - Hello, Mr. Bunty.
Madam, I've told you before that I am in school.
I don't want a loan.
- But, sir... - Stop calling me.
Who keeps calling you?
Is it some girl?
The bank people keep calling.
Don't you have any manners, you fool?
What are you saying in front of Twinkle?
What did I say?
I said the bank people are calling. Bank...
Have you lost your mind? Have you lost your mind?
Uncle and auntie are here too.
Stop abusing.
I said bank people are calling.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
He's saying bank people are calling.
They keep calling for a loan.
It's okay, son. Sorry.
That's what I said. Bank people are calling.
Sorry, sorry. Say sorry.
Everyone apologise to him.
"Sorry for the interruption."
In recent news.
The Prime Minister left for his foreign tour...
She is talking about Rajiv Gandhi.
Yes, yes...
On the other hand, Rakhi finds herself a new groom in Rakhi's Swayamvar.
Son, I had heard about Sita's Swayamvar.
But what is Rakhi Swayamvar...
These guys are stupid.
I wonder who employs them.
Must be Sita and not Rakhi.
Now for Sport's news.
In the one-day international match...
...Virat played his first double century.
With the help of 14 sixes and 7 boundaries.
What happened to Kapil Dev?
Did he get out?
Making him the first batsman to hit a double century in a match.
He's the new guy, mom. He's a good player, mom.
Very good. He's an amazing player.
No, no, no one can match Kapil.
No one's as good as him.
Now for some missing person's pictures.
This child, age; 16 years.
Height 5 '7 inches.
Short body.
Poor thing.
He's been missing for 15 days.
This child, age; 19 years.
Height 5 '9 inches.
And his name is Pappu.
And the mother's name is Bimla.
Has been missing for a week.
- If you see any of these... - I don't know why.
Bimla's name makes me restless.
She said Nirmala.
Nirmala.
Two, five...
Oh, God.
What kind of kids did you give birth to?
I told you to make old news. You call this old news?
Papa, it was written by that fatso and that lisper.
Stop it. They are just kids.
What kids.
- Chiku. Chiku. - Forget it, father. Grandma is calling.
Go on.
Hail Lord Ram.
Yes, mom.
Why do you keep jumping around like monkeys?
- Did Billo leave? - No, she's outside.
- Shall I send her in? - No.
Look behind you.
What a cute couple, isn't it?
Hail Lord Sita-Ram.
How will I arrange Ramayan now?
Hail Lord Sita-Ram.
Did you say something?
I was saying that they have stopped broadcasting Ramayan for some time.
My innocent kid. Stupid one...
You're still a little kid.
- You won't understand. - Yes.
My dear son.
Do one thing, call up Billo's aunty for me.
Hail Lord Sita-Ram.
What's wrong with you, father? Why is your signal missing?
Marriage.
I am ready, father. Get me married to Twinkle.
Talk to her father. We won't have to pay rent either.
You fool, not yours. My marriage.
What marriage?
We're not divorced yet.
And you have to sign on the papers first.
And under Hindu Marriage Act...
My learned friend... she is talking about our marriage.
There's a young man in the family but no one's concerned about his marriage.
You two are worried about your marriage.
We must be the only kids to dance at our parent's wedding.
- Couldn't you say no? - How can he say no?
Who will say no to a second honeymoon at this age?
Believe me, I will kill him.
- Explain to your brother. - Shut up, Sunny.
Sweety's sitting here quietly.
Is she saying anything?
What can I say?
I don't know whether we'll be on the bride's side or the groom.
Go check if mother has eaten or not.
What a strange drama...
You make some drama.
What am I going to say?
Tell her that we're still in class 12.
We're kids. How can we get married?
She will listen to you.
Let me think.
Since the time I woke up...
...you've been feeding me pilaf to death.
And it's so salty.
See this... I've been belching all day.
Go away. Go and bring poison for me instead.
- Kill me. - Shall I get it from outside?
I'll slap you.
Go. Go and ask Chiku for two rupees...
...and get fresh fitters from Lala's shop.
- Leave. - Yes.
And don't forget the sauce. Red sauce.
- Go get it. - Okay.
Auntie, you called.
My princess. Come, sit.
Come on. Sit here.
Call up your auntie for me.
I want to fix your marriage with Chiku before I go.
Are you ready?
But auntie, is it really important to get married right now?
Yes, it's very important.
I won't lie to you.
You two are starting to look like old folks.
And these wrinkles.
I mean... do you want to get married when you get wrinkles?
What is it?
I just came to ask whether you need my help.
No, son. I don't need your help.
I don't see Sweety around.
She's gone to get fritters for you.
- She knew I was coming. - Yes.
Papa, the tap has sprung a leak. There's water everywhere.
- Come quickly. - Oh, God. I forgot all about it...
- But auntie... - But.
If you don't like Chiku, then say now.
I will get him married to someone else.
I love someone else, auntie.
I see...
Does Chiku know the guy?
He's the one who introduced me to him.
His name is Bunty.
What are you doing here?
Are you going to say something or just stand there?
Bunty.
By the way, Princess, Chiku sounds much better.
But doesn't matter, dear.
If you've decided, then...
Will he keep you happy?
Yes, he will.
Princess, Chiku is one in a million.
But now I want to get you married to that stupid Bunty.
Auntie, here are your fritters with red sauce.
Yes, right. Give some to her as well.
Eat it.
Open your mouth.
You can marry that Bunty.
I will talk to Chiku.
Auntie, I... am ready to marry Chiku.
Are you out of your mind?
You just said that you want to marry Bunty.
You see...
Aunty, I thought that I don't even know Bunty.
So I should marry Chiku instead.
And then...
I won't find a mom like you.
You made me cry.
You know what...
I don't want a grand wedding.
You two opt for a court marriage instead.
And then you can have a function at home.
I won't be able to do anything.
Both my arms and legs hurt.
I can't even walk.
Hail Goddess.
Sauce.
Don't look at me.
Start preparing for the wedding.
- Yes, auntie. - Go on. Leave.
Give that to me.
How are you, Bunty?
Why are you laughing?
Mom, forget him.
He's crazy. Always keeps grinning like this.
What happened?
You are impossible, Sunny.
What happened to you?
He was supposed to turn the tap this way...
...but he turned it the other way.
The motor was on, and the entire place is drenched.
Did you talk to mom about the wedding?
Try to understand the situation.
- I said yes. - You said yes.
But Priya, you must get divorced first.
Only then will I marry you.
What?
What nonsense is this, lisper? Have you lost your mind?
Your mom has left your dad.
You're... marrying this lisper?
Are you crazy?
I was only trying to make an excuse to not get married.
Take this idiot outside. He's crazy.
You betrayed me.
- I'll show you... - Get lost.
He's mad.
Enough of this.
I was making excuses for not getting married...
...and couldn't think of any other name.
And I took Bunty's name.
It's fine if you took Bunty's name.
But you told mom that you'll get married.
Yes.
But who are you going to marry? Will you marry me or that lisper?
You of course.
Me of course.
My heart was starting to sink.
Thank you.
Once we wrap all this up...
...I will divorce you.
All that is fine, but first prepare for the wedding.
Go meet brother Goldie, and invite a couple of people.
So that it looks like a wedding.
I fail to understand.
Is this my house or yours?
What happened?
What do you mean what happened?
Sometimes you're installing Doordarshan upstairs...
...or hold a wedding downstairs.
It's a small function.
It's not even real.
It's only for a day, brother.
One day you say.
Where will you get the relatives from 1989?
- You come as a guest. - You are forgetting.
Auntie has told you to stay away from me.
I am sure you ogle at girls, that's why auntie told him to stay away.
Yes, I did once.
I am still paying for it.
Look, brother, whether he comes or not...
...but Twinkle and I are definitely coming.
- Twinkle is not going. - Why?
Otherwise, his son will be marrying my daughter at his wedding.
I will come too.
How?
How will you face, auntie?
You've made a bad impression on her.
- See, she knows it all. - Of course.
All these things can be arranged.
You and Twinkle must come for my mother's sake.
For the emotions.
And you for the sake of your daughter.
And me too, brother.
Okay, wait. Let me think about how I can show up.
Think. And even I'll think about how to invite our relatives.
How will you face, auntie?
You've made a bad impression on her.
"She's wearing a netted top. Look at the way she moves."
"Everyone applauds, girls rejoice, looking at her dance."
"She's wearing a netted top. Look at the way she moves."
"Everyone applauds, girls rejoice, looking at her dance."
"Your henna design and earrings are beautiful."
"The embellishments on your veil are giving a complex to the moon."
"Your henna design and earrings are beautiful."
"The embellishments on your veil are giving a complex to the moon."
"Today, music will be played nonstop."
"Today, your beloved will hold your hand and look the best."
"He is here to take you away."
"He is here, my dear."
"Your beloved is here to marry you."
"He is here to fill your life with joy, my dear."
"Your beloved is here to marry you."
"Looks like even the moon is your fan."
"It is tough to take ones eyes off you, my dear."
"You even outshine the stars."
"Looks like even the moon is your fan."
"It is tough to take ones eyes off you, my dear."
"You even outshine the stars."
"It's time to bid your friends goodbye."
"It's time to leave with me. This is what the music tells you."
"Your dress and hairdo are beautiful."
"You are so beautiful that everyone keeps staring at you."
"Today, music will be played nonstop."
"Today, your beloved will hold your hand and look the best."
"He is here to take you away."
"He is here, my dear."
"Your beloved is here to marry you."
"He is here to fill your life with joy, my dear."
"Your beloved is here to marry you."
"She's wearing a netted top. Look at the way she moves."
"Everyone applauds, girls rejoice, looking at her dance."
Hey stupid fool.
You're drinking all alone.
Who is going to make a drink for me?
Sorry, auntie. I forgot all about you.
Sorry.
Do your job properly.
Or else I'll tell Chiku to deduct your salary.
Mom.
- Mom, are you asleep? - No.
Harder. Harder.
- What are you doing here? - Giving her a massage.
I called him here.
My feet are paining.
Give her a proper massage.
Press harder.
You're having chole daal, mom.
Are you going to Billo's room?
Slowly... don't get too excited.
I mean Punjabi's get over-excited.
Come here.
- Don't show too much enthusiasm. - Okay mom.
The result of over-enthusiasm is this.
Can I go?
Go.
Can I go?
You're in a lot of hurry? Why?
You forgot to take your mom's love and blessings.
Mom, something is stinking?
- It happens, son. - Okay, okay.
You go. Go now, Billo is waiting for you.
- Let me. - Yes, yes...
Go quickly. And close the door.
Yes, yes...
- The door. - Yes.
Take care.
[DOOR CLOSE]
Stop massaging my feet.
Take this. And make me a drink quickly.
And listen, make me a strong one.
Aunty, I am scared.
What if sir walks in on us?
Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
He won't come. He's busy.
He won't even miss his mother anymore.
Chiku weds Billo.
- Billo. - Are you out of your mind?
- Focus on the job. - I've finished my part.
What else do I have to do?
Chiku weds Billo.
What is it written?
Chiku weds Billo.
Who wrote this?
I wrote it, auntie. Is it wrong?
- Great. - Thank you uncle.
Not at all. I mean...
Go out, guys. What are you doing here?
What's the hurry, uncle?
It's just your wedding night.
You're lucky to celebrate it the second time.
Doesn't he have to go home?
He is leaving.
He worked really hard along with me.
At least say thank you.
I worked really hard.
Thank you, brother.
Now take him away.
Uncle, just call if you need a glass of milk.
Get out.
- Come on. - You're in a lot of hurry?
The mess I am in, a glass of milk won't help.
- This chapter's over. - Over.
Thanks, Lisper.
You helped me a lot today.
Thank you.
You were looking very cute today, you know.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Oh, God. These Bank people are calling at this hour.
Forget it. Hang up.
Priya, can I...
- Can I say something? - Say it.
I hope you won't mind.
Just say what you want to say.
Promise you won't mind.
Just say it, Sunil.
This is our second chance.
I mean...
I mean this is our second chance for a wedding night, so if you say yes...
Listen to me.
I told him don't get over-enthusiastic.
It was only a request.
Slow down. Slow down.
Auntie, shall I make one more large peg.
Shut up.
You're in a hurry, they are in a hurry.
Slow down.
[GASPS]
Curse him. That fool.
I told him don't get over-enthusiastic.
Come on, make a large one.
Relax.
You forgot everything, Priya.
I used to be your Chiku, remember.
Wait a second.
Your favourite. "Maine Pyaar Kiya".
Remember how we bunked school and went to see this in Chanakyapuri.
You still have it.
I am used to keeping your memories close.
Since we're getting divorced, I thought I should return it.
I don't want to keep your memories anymore.
I am not responsible for you.
I may be a little hot-headed.
I may rebuke at you, even snore aloud.
I may be irritating too.
But you know what?
I miss you.
I cannot live without you.
The rest is upto you.
You know what, Sunil.
Yes...
What is the biggest reason for divorce?
- What? - Marriage.
No marriage. No divorce.
We will no longer be husband and wife.
What?
We'll be friends.
- Give me a chance. - Like in school?
Yes.
Even I can't live without you.
Really?
So no divorce.
Come on.
Let's get some sleep.
We've work to do tomorrow.
How can we just sleep?
I am not letting go of this second chance of our wedding night.
You are great.
Who was that girl in the orange suit?
Don't be shy.
Her name is Twinkle.
I love her.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...
...How I wonder...
You stupid fool...
She is a princess, and you are a pauper.
- Grandma. - Call me auntie.
Auntie... You're my grandma.
And that girl in the orange suit is Goldie's daughter.
Goldie who?
The guy who dressed as a eunuch yesterday.
He was clapping all the time.
Your son's childhood friend.
The one you told to stay away from.
Shut up. He is not a friend.
His mouth stinks. Stinks like hell.
He smokes cigarettes. I saw it with my own eyes.
I see...
And he chases girls.
He harasses them.
He flirts with them.
Flirts with them.
But if I talk to his daughter...
...he turns into a villain.
"I will kill you. Slice you. Do this, do that."
- You do one thing. - Okay.
You know what, kill that villain.
Kill him.
Of course, grandma.
Give me a hand.
I am a little confused.
When Goldie isn't even married...
...how does he have a daughter?
That's the entire game you don't know, grandma.
My papa lied to you so well, you will never believe it.
Just tell me one thing.
Ask me what you don't understand, grandma.
Swear you will tell me.
Swear on you, grandma, I will tell you everything.
Who is Bimla?
Idiot.
Lost in the dreams of Bimla.
Stupid fool.
[DOORBELL]
Still lying flat.
Get up.
Hail Goddess.
[DOORBELL]
Coming.
Where is everyone?
Chiku.
Coming.
Hello, auntie.
This is Mr. Sunil's bill.
Give it to him.
And this is today's newspaper.
Goodbye.
What... 2019...
Where is grandma?
She must be somewhere around. Take a look.
- Where did grandma go last night? - I don't know. Go away.
[SIREN WAILING]
[KNOCKING ON THE DOOR]
Sunny.
Where is mom?
Get up. Where is mom?
Brother Goldie, Mom has been missing since morning.
I wonder where she is.
Mom.
We looked everywhere for you.
Where were you?
I told you not to get out of bed.
I took too long to get up.
But at least I got up.
30 years.
You turned 30 years into 6 months only for me.
I was going to tell you, mom.
Good...
It's good you didn't tell me.
The world has completely changed.
Relationships are no longer bonding of hearts.
It's done over mobile phones nowadays.
[CROW CAWING]
What's more...
...if someone's dying, they won't come to his rescue.
Idiots, will keep...
They keep on clicking his pictures instead.
No one comes to the rescue...
Auntie, I know what Sunil did was wrong...
You shut up, Goldie.
Send Kamlesh and Arora to me.
Uncle and auntie are dead, mom.
They are no more.
It's good they are dead.
They would've died anyway seeing this world.
If there's anything else, then tell me now.
We'll tell you gradually, mom.
Look at everyone standing with the long faces.
Goldie, do you still smoke cigarettes?
You smoke cigarettes?
Shut up.
Don't just start anywhere. Understand the situation.
She is your wife. Talk to her politely.
Live long.
Thyroid.
Yes, mom. Thyroid.
What?
- Nothing. - Yes, thyroid.
- I had to tell you something, mom. - Tell me.
You were angry with him for so long.
It wasn't Goldie who used to smoke cigarettes.
I used to smoke cigarettes.
I made him hold the cigarette outside the petrol pump...
I will give you a whack.
Come here, Billo.
Sit.
Tell me did you marry Chiku or Bunty.
Mom, I married Chiku.
And you two got married again only for me.
Yes, mom.
I am floored.
You two took care of me for 30 years.
Not me, mom.
It was Sunil and these two servants.
They are servants.
Move aside. Then who is she?
Auntie, she is my daughter.
Your daughter?
But she is having an affair with this servant.
See Sunil, I always told you but you never listened.
Wait just a minute. Try to understand the situation.
What's going on?
You mean our daughters will marry servants now.
Nonsense.
And he kept serving me liquor all night.
And got high himself.
As soon as I took Bimla's name he fainted...
I served you alcohol, grandma.
Last night while dancing you asked me to get booze for you as well.
Oh, God. Goddess will curse you.
Such a big lie.
May no one have a bad kid like him.
Thank God you don't have a kid like him.
Mom, this bad kid...
Come here, Sweety. These are my children.
What sweet kids.
Don't just stand there.
You should consider yourself lucky to have a son-in-law like him.
My children.
- You used to cook food for me. - Yes, grandma.
Liar.
Grandma, she used to order from the restaurant next door.
Such bad kids.
Sunil, increase the rent now at least.
Guess what I got for you.
Did you get me a new book?
This is the latest version of Bimla's stories on CD.
Really?
Till date, we only studied theory, but now we'll get to see practical as well.
I even changed the name. No one will find out.
I want to see Ramayan.
Where will I get Ramayan?
It's only available in Palika market.
It's kept outside, grandma. I'll go get it.
- See... - Go get it then.
Your children know more than you.
You fool.
Grandma, your 'orange dress' girl is here.
Come in.
Come in, my child.
You're so sweet.
Goldie will kill us. What are you doing?
Shut up.
I will talk to Goldie.
He will never say no to me.
Grandma, I found the CD.
She's found it.
- Move. Move. - Gather around everyone.
What are you all watching?
Ramayan. It was kept under your quilt.
Wait...
Come on, mother.
Bimla dear, you are very beautiful.
- Bimla is here too? - Grandma...
"Sorry for the interruption."
I will break his legs.
What was it?
I was right in front of your face.
I don't know...
What do I do with these kids? What do I do with them?
Bro, what are my lines? I forgot.
Bro, why are you in such a hurry?
Come again.
She made you get off. Why are you getting emotional?
- I got off the bike. - She is my wife not yours.
- But the bike... - The bike is gone.
You get off and come on this side.
Okay. Uncle.
When will you go?
I am blocking the way. I am blocking it.
Let them honk. Come on.
- Let them say action first. - Action.
Brother...
- Forgot? - What was the line?
I am stuck again.
Someone bring tea for him.
Not even now.
It was good,
- just don't laugh. - Oh god!
- It was good. Don't laugh. - It's okay.
Would you have let me go if I had told the truth?
You tell me.
Take it again.
Don't hit him. Don't hit him.
What bank people?
Uncle auntie are right here. Take a look.
Come on.
What was the line? Let's do it again.
He won't even listen to me. What do I cut?
If you listen to me, all your problems will be solved?
Now they won't say cut.
They won't say.
Great.