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-[horns beeping]
-[siren blaring]

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Don't be filming this for one of those
causal introductory shots, please.

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This shit's demeaning.

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So, what is it you guys wanna talk about?
What's this for?

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[director] It's a look back over the year.
We're reliving the events of 2020.

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Why in the fuck would you wanna do that?

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[narrator] 2020, a year so momentous
they named it twice.

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A year whose story couldn't be told
until now because it was still happening.

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With unprecedented access to experts…

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If I keep my little assistants down here,
that's alright? Good.

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…Politicos…

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You know you look ridiculous, right?

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…Powerbrokers…

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-[director] We are ready now.
-Just a second.

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-…Monarchs…
-Mind the chandelier.

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[chandelier crashes down]

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Christ.

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-…Scientists…
-Wait, wait, wait.

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Let me just ingest some H20.

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-…Psychologists…
-I'm gonna smoke.

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Y'all got on masks, so what do you care?

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…and average citizens.

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So, will this be on Quibi?

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This is the definitive story
of the most historic year in history

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through the eyes and minds
of those who lived it.

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This… is 2020.

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I mean really, why?

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[dramatic drumming]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[dramatic music crescendos]

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[narrator] It's January 1st,
and on the day it is born

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2020 seems like any other year.

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Well, January started out as usual.

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The planet was floating in space
like it normally does.

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But as it began to revolve
and loom closer,

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you could see there was
this immense natural disaster

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happening on its backside.

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[narrator]
Fire, a radicalized, angry form of air

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and one of mankind's oldest foes,

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is raging out of control,

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subjecting the Australian landscape
to an extreme carbon makeover.

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The scenes were appalling.

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I mean it left these areas utterly
inhospitable, even to Australians.

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[narrator] While Australia burns,
in the snowy hell that is Switzerland,

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an assortment of the world's
most powerful people and bastards

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arrive at the Davos summit.

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Davos is basically Coachella
for billionaires.

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And this year, pretending to care about
climate change was top of the agenda,

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so they had Greta Thunberg headlining.

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She's this teenage girl
who'd become famous

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even though everything she says
is depressing.

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Kind of like Billie Eilish.

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Our house is still on fire.

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Your inaction is fueling the flames
by the hour.

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[narrator]
While the junior harbinger speaks,

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amongst her audience of powerbrokers
is billionaire tech mogul Bark Multiverse.

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We are telling you to act

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as if you loved your children
above all else.

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Thank you.

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[Bark Multiverse] It was powerful.

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Usually when a child is shouting for help,

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it's best to ignore them
in case it's a trap.

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No less a man than Jeffrey Epstein
told me that.

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But this little lady's words hit home.

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I realized our whole world could collapse
into chaos and disaster,

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and here's me,
one of the richest people on the planet,

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in a position
to actually do something about it.

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As soon as she finished speaking,

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I hit the phone, got my people
to buy a mountain in New Zealand,

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had it hollowed out, and here we are.

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In my survival bunker.

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-[director] Don't people call you selfish?
-I don't know. It's soundproof.

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[narrator] Meanwhile in America,

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President
and experimental pig-man Donald Trump

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faces the 407th most historic crisis
of his presidency.

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The US President,
you may have heard of him,

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he's quite the character, Mr. Trump,

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was facing an impeachment trial,
which is a traditional ceremony

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that Americans perform to work out
whether their president has gone off.

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Trump was in trouble.
What he needed was a distraction,

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either something big like a goose
flying in through the window,

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or something small like World War Three.

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Luckily, our military had located
this Iranian general, Soleimani,

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real military superstar,

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the Beyoncé
of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard.

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[male reporter]
The aftermath shows an attack

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that was deliberate and sustained.

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[Bracket] So, then Trump walks out
to announce the hit.

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And for fun, he does it
in the style of a children's poet

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recovering from a brain trauma.

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He's been called a monster,
and he was a monster.

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And he's no longer a monster, he's dead.

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Well, of course, the Iranians would
have preferred their chap, on the whole,

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not to explode.

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[chanting in Persian]

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This almost started World War Three.

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And it's only fucking January.

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[Big Ben chimes]

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[narrator] In the UK, everyday citizens
celebrate the countdown to Brexit-cide

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and the recent installation

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of newly-elected Prime Ministerial
scarecrow, Boris Johnson.

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But others have little to celebrate.

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[imitating Queen's accent]
My name is Her Royal Highness,

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Queen Elizabeth The First part two.

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For the purposes of this recording,
you may address me as "Your Majesty."

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[director] So, can you remember where
you were when you first heard the news…

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Your Majesty?

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Here in Buckingham Palace,

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posing for a banknote portrait.

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It was proving tedious,

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so I turned to my portable telephone
machine for some light relief.

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And there on Meghan's Instagram
was the announcement.

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
have announced that they are carving out

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what they call
"a new role" for themselves.

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In a statement released
in the last few minutes,

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they say they intend to step back
as senior members of the Royal Family.

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[director] That must have come
as quite a shock.

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Well, of course.

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And I think that's reflected
in the banknote portrait.

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Sadly, I believe they felt there is
a degree of prejudice in Britain.

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Which is why they moved to America,

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where race has never been an issue at all.

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[narrator] But the year is about to be
dominated by an infinitely bigger story

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emerging on the other side of the world.

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Residents in Wuhan, China,
are succumbing to a mysterious illness,

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which at first baffles doctors,
then doubles down by killing them.

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Scientists in the West can only watch
from afar or on television,

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both of which are safer.

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I have studied viruses for 15 years
and consider many of them close friends.

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But I have to say,
this was the most recent.

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The virus itself is
an interesting specimen.

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On close inspection,

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it resembles a revolving alien basketball
rendered on a PlayStation 2.

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Which is biologically unusual.

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As to where it came from,
there is a theory it originated in bats,

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although how it passed to humans
isn't clear and the bats aren't talking.

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Except in ultrasonic tones
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The hypothesis is a man
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and got bat juice in his pee-pee hole,
which festered and took hold.

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We have tried replicating this
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but with limited success because…

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the bat keeps flying away.

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[narrator] As the outbreak worsens,

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Chinese authorities quickly swing
into cover-up.

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Some doctors caught the virus early on
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But blowing the whistle
while you're on a ventilator?

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Ah… that's a big ask.

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[narrator] Meanwhile,
the virus has seeped out of China,

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turning surrounding areas of the map
the color of disease

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and ruining a perfectly good atlas.

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A full-scale medical emergency
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Nonetheless, in the West,

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the average citizen
is largely unconcerned.

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Yeah, I can't say I was fussed
about any of that.

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Was that this year?

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[director] The pandemic? Yeah.

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-How come you're talking to me about this?
-[director] You provide human color.

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Alright, even I know that's racist
and I've not done an awareness course.

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[director] No, you're an average person.

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We ran a computer search,

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and you're one of the five
most average people in the world.

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Oh.

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Thanks.

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[narrator] With the pandemic
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the front of Western minds is free
to focus on important matters

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like the Oscars, which traditionally
celebrates Caucasian filmmakers.

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This year promises to be different,
but isn't.

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Yeah, those Best Picture nominees,
real rainbow coalition.

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You got Marriage Story, two mopey white
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Ford v Ferrari,
that's white guys on wheels.

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Little Women, four white girls
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And Joker,
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thereby appropriating
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while denying a role to a genuine clown.

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Oh, and 1917,
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and the number of white people in it.

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[narrator] Oscar night, disaster strikes
for the 10,000 white hopefuls,

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as a South Korean entry
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And the Oscar goes to…

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Parasite.

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[cheers and applause]

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Parasite?

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That's not even an English word.

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[director] Actually, it is.

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What?

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[director] Parasite is an English word.

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Only when you say it in English.

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[narrator] Away from tinsel town,
Washington DC has been consumed

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by real drama, Trump's impeachment trial.

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The President stands accused
of pressuring a foreign power

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into investigating Hunter Biden,
son of prehistoric concierge Joe Biden,

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who has a chance of challenging Trump
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But not everyone believes
the charges have merit.

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The whole impeachment thing was baseless,
OK?

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So, the Democrats claim
that Trump pressured Ukraine

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into digging up dirt on the Biden family,

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and their only real "evidence" of that
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[director]
What did he say on the transcript?

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What transcript?

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[director]
You just mentioned a transcript.

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Check your tape, I said no such thing.

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[director] You said, uh…
the only real evidence was

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a transcript of Trump pressuring Ukraine…

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There's no such place as Ukraine.

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[director] Yes, there… Yes, there is.

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I choose to believe there is not.

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[narrator] The Republican-controlled
Senate votes along partisan lines.

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Trump is declared not guilty and fabulous.

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But this is what the end result is.

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[loud applause and cheers]

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[narrator] While Republicans cheer
the President for holding a newspaper,

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in another political universe

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the Democrats are deciding
who will take on Trump in November.

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The race has narrowed to a face-off
between Civil War hero Joe Biden

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and anarchist grandpa Bernie Sanders.

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As you may have noticed lately,

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the establishment's getting
a little bit nervous.

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Well, as Super Tuesday arrives,

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despite his huge early gains,

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Mr. Sanders's support was shriveling,

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whereas Biden appeared
to have come back from the dead.

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I mean, literally,
he resembled a butler's ghost.

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[shouting] We are very much alive!

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[loud cheers]

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[Bracket] This was a choice
between two guys in their late seventies.

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It was like being stuck on the character
selection screen in geriatric Tekken.

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Bernie offered radical change,

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whereas Biden reminded folks
of a more easygoing era

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when you could sniff a woman's hair
without being called creepy.

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I think to many Americans,
Biden is Uncle Joe.

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He's been a part of their lives
for centuries.

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As familiar as an old armchair
and nearly as sharp-witted.

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We're gonna do this, folks!

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[narrator]
Amiable phantom Joe Biden seizes victory,

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officially starting
the 2020 election campaign.

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Yeah!

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[narrator] The stage is set
for an electoral showdown

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between two very different Americas.

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-[man shouting] Fuck you!
-I don't smoke.

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Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

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[narrator] And the animus between
the two sides is greater than ever.

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Polarization is the problem of our age.

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And not just in America,
in the actual world too.

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Whether the debate is over Trump or Brexit
or science or gender, God help us,

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or reality itself,

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no two factions can agree,

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or agree to disagree,

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or even agree that their disagreement
might be disagreeable.

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-[director] I'm not sure I totally agree.
-Well, then why don't you fuck off?

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-[lighthearted, cheerful music playing]
-[birds chirping]

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I would say that I'm just
a regular soccer mom, you know?

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I've got the husband and the kids,

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and a cat and a dog,
and just the whole darn show.

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[chuckles] Uh, no, I wouldn't describe
myself as a big internet person, no.

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I mean, I only use Facebook and WhatsApp.

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[chuckles]

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And Instagram and Twitter and YouTube.

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Oh, and Google.

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In fact, that's how I discovered
the Ivory Fist message board.

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[woman 1] Look,
things wasn't always this way.

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I've studied human behavior
long enough to get sick of it.

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You gotta remember, most folks
are still neighborly, Ned Flanders.

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Unfuckably nice.

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But right now,
the edges are rougher than ever.

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On the right, you got shit-nose extremists
wondering aloud whether Hitler was all bad

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and inventing
their own clown-house reality.

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And on the left,
you got fucking whiney woke-lords

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cancelling the shit out of anyone

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who dares to take a dump
at the wrong time of the day.

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And both sides,

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both sides look so unhappy
it makes you wanna puke.

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But the way it's going,

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you know we gonna end up on one side
or the other.

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So, pick your fucking team
and hunker the fuck down.

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[narrator] Throughout 2020,
the gods of Silicon Valley stand accused

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of allowing their products to split
the world into two warring factions.

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Uh… actually, it's more like
four warring factions.

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We prefer to call it a hate spectrum.
That's the official term.

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[director] Right now, it takes about
six months' exposure to social media

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for the average person
to become hopelessly radicalized.

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I know, right.

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We're hoping to get that down
to five minutes.

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Mmm.

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Now, of course, all this division,

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all this intractable conflict,

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was tearing humankind asunder
at the worst possible time.

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Because, of course, at the very moment

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that we were preoccupied
with fighting each other,

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the coronavirus was steadily
bearing down upon us.

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Now, those who've closely studied
the history books,

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such as myself,

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knew that this was strongly reminiscent
of the time the White Walkers

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led their "army of the dead"
towards the warring factions of Westeros.

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[director]
So, you mean like in Game of Thrones?

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No, no. I am discussing history.

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I'm pretty sure that was Game of Thrones.

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Well, I'm pretty sure
that I am the historian here.

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Cut to a map or something.

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[narrator]
As this map we've cut to makes clear,

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the coronavirus is indeed spreading
at an alarming pace.

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Yet even as it inches towards them,
millions persist in everyday activities.

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[Dr. Gravel] We saw the news.

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They made it clear that the virus
was coming and it was gonna be bad.

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But a lot of us didn't wanna know.

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[director] And why do you think that is?

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I don't know, denial, disbelief.

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Or because, in my professional opinion,
we're fucking imbeciles.

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That's the title of my next book
by the way.

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[narrator]
In a desperate bid for attention,

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the virus infects
beloved Hollywood everyman

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and occasional CGI Cowboy, Tom Hanks,

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providing news networks
with an irresistible celebrity angle

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to the otherwise boring deadly pandemic.

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[female reporter] We think of Tom Hanks
as a positive kind of guy,

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not a guy who tests positive.

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He was battling the virus
for two whole weeks.

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Ah, being a leading man,
he won in the end, of course.

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I rather doubt that he'd have accepted
the role if he hadn't.

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[Flask] It showed the virus
could also pass from humans to icons,

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which raised the possibility
that it might one day infect God.

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And God is older than the universe,

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which puts him in a high-risk category.

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[narrator] Fear rocks Wall Street

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with the stock market shitting ten billion
coins out of its economic anus.

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[shouting] On the bell, on the bell!
FIS on the bell!

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[narrator] As cold reality sets in,
there's a run on the supermarkets.

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Around the world,
panic-buyers empty shelves

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faster than panic-stockers
can refill them.

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It is a full-blown crisis.

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Government buildings
wonder how to respond.

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With cases surging,
Italy introduces a lockdown.

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Other European governments
contemplate following suit.

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And yet, around the same time in London,

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Prime Minister and haystack Boris Johnson

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decides that since Britain
is no longer part of Europe,

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it can safely ignore the warnings.

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He encourages those
who haven't already died

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to go about their business as usual,
but with a greater emphasis on hygiene.

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The single most useful thing
that we can all do

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to stop the spread of coronavirus
is to wash our hands.

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[Nerrick] That was weird.
One minute he was doing a soap ad about

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how important it was
to keep your hands clean

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and the next he was boasting about
how he didn't care what he did with them.

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I was at a hospital the other night

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where I think there were actually
a few coronavirus patients,

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and I shook hands with everybody.

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Totally put me off using hands whatsoever.

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So, I started doing absolutely everything
with my elbows instead.

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And it was shortly after that
my boyfriend left.

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[sirens wailing]

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[narrator]
America also seems underprepared.

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New York is hit hard.

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At a series of daily briefings,

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Governor Andrew Cuomo desperately pleads
for medical supplies.

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Where are the ventilators?

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Where are the gowns, where's the PPEs,
where are the masks, where are they?

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[narrator] Sadly, he has failed to notice
they are piled up behind him.

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Across the USA, supplies of masks,
which, unlike guns,

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cannot be cheaply
and easily manufactured, run low,

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while critics describe
the lack of ventilators as "breathtaking."

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It felt like the government
wasn't taking the coronavirus seriously.

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Maybe because there were still folks
out there comparing it to the flu,

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which is like comparing Uruguay
to a banana.

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And one of those folks was the President.

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[Foss] Trump seemed to feel
that the virus was one of those things

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that goes away if you ignore it,
like a wasp or a wife.

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We're prepared,
we're doing a great job with it.

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It will go away, just stay calm.

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[director] In March, the President said
the pandemic would simply "go away."

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OK, see… [sighs]
This is what the media does.

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You lie, fabricate, fantasize.

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The president never said that.

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[Trump] It will go away. Stay calm.
We want to protect our shipping industry.

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OK, I know this doesn't fit
with your agenda, but this never happened.

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[narrator] But the pandemic does
the opposite of going away,

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as do the negative headlines.

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Trump needs to reassure the public.

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He hits the airwaves,
huddled tightly with close advisors.

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So, I'm glad to see that you're practicing
social distancing, that looks very nice.

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[narrator] By the end of March,

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lockdowns have been rolled out
right across the planet,

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making them
the most successful global franchise

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since the Marvel cinematic universe.

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In major cities, with clubs, bars,
and restaurants shuttered,

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everyday communal life
comes to a screeching halt.

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Human beings are social animals,

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so shutting down social interactions
goes against our instinct.

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I mean for most folks, not me!

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I fucking hate people.

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My God, it was bliss.

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[wind blowing]

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[slow suspenseful music playing]

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[Foss] Well, the lockdown
was absolutely transformative.

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It was as though

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time itself

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stood still.

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Life suddenly suspended in amber.

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Birds frozen in place in midair.

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The planet quite literally
stopped revolving.

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-[pigeons cooing]
-[Nerrick] It was so quiet

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you could actually hear yourself think.

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I expect.

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[narrator] Workplaces and everyday
businesses are forced to close.

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Particularly hard hit,
workers in the gig economy,

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millennials who often work
more than one job at a time.

408
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I can put my legs up and stuff,
that's OK if I have my feet up?

409
00:21:48.208 --> 00:21:50.250
I don't want my feet to fall, so…

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Yeah, my name's Duke Goolies.

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I'm a content provider.

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And I'm a barman slash mixologist.

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00:21:56.458 --> 00:22:00.083
Yeah, it's definitely been challenging.
Uh…

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00:22:01.041 --> 00:22:03.083
Listen, I don't want to be Mr. Mansplain,

415
00:22:03.166 --> 00:22:06.875
but I kind of saw this coming
because I was following coronavirus

416
00:22:06.958 --> 00:22:08.458
back before…

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00:22:08.541 --> 00:22:13.125
you know, pre-Wuhan days
when it was still inside of bats.

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I work a lot of jobs.

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In the lockdown, I've had to reposition
them to work on Zoom, you know.

420
00:22:18.416 --> 00:22:22.208
Like, I DJ at gender-neutral
gender-reveal parties.

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Really important.

422
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[electronic music playing]

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00:22:26.833 --> 00:22:28.125
Um…

424
00:22:28.208 --> 00:22:29.666
I work as a life coach.

425
00:22:30.416 --> 00:22:34.208
Amy, you can. OK, A…?

426
00:22:34.291 --> 00:22:37.583
Amy! Believe in yourself, OK? You can!

427
00:22:37.666 --> 00:22:38.916
Just shut up!

428
00:22:40.583 --> 00:22:45.583
The other area of growth for me has been
providing online content-tainment.

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The theaters are shut, so you can't see
your James Bonds or your Trolls 2.

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And the only film that did come out

431
00:22:53.041 --> 00:22:56.416
was about time being an endless loop,
which we all know now anyways.

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So, my YouTube channel's gone
total fuckbusters.

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00:23:00.291 --> 00:23:03.416
Especially with the reaction videos
where I react to 2020.

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00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:06.583
Guys, this literally looks like
Armageddon, we're living through it.

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00:23:06.666 --> 00:23:10.083
Awesome, oh my gosh,
maybe like the bad version of awesome.

436
00:23:10.166 --> 00:23:14.291
Shittifying, fuckawfulicious.
I don't know!

437
00:23:14.375 --> 00:23:17.625
Oh, my God.
Don't forget to like and subscribe.

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They do crazy numbers.

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I mean, yeah,
there's so much material all year.

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Look at this man!

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He looks like a heap of balls!

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Never-ending.

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That's a big blast. Whoa.

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Whoa! Oh!

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I learned there's a lot of money
in creating streaming content.

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[director]
How much did you make this year?

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I wanna say…

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like 16 million dollars.

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[Big Ben chimes]

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[narrator] Meanwhile, in Britain,
in a bid to raise the country's spirits,

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the Queen prepares to deliver
a unifying speech.

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The monarch only addresses the nation
on special occasions,

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such as Christmas or the end of the world,
so this was a huge moment.

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[The Queen] Good evening, people of Earth.

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I speak to you at a time
of grave national crisis.

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Her Majesty rather successfully,
I thought, evoked the spirit of the Blitz,

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when Nazi bombs rained down nightly,

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obliterating streets and homes
and families on the ground.

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The kind of patriotic imagery
that we find so comforting.

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Defeating this enemy requires us
to bravely cower indoors.

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In addition to television,

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this was the first time

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one of one's speeches
was carried live on YouTube.

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[director]
And did that affect the content at all?

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Of course not.

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We will meet again.

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Now, smash that "Like" button
and don't forget to subscribe.

468
00:24:47.125 --> 00:24:51.291
Also, click here to check out
my official regal merch.

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[narrator] But moments after her Majesty
delivers these stirring words,

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-the mood darkens.
-[BBC News theme tune]

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Tonight at ten, the Prime Minister Boris
Johnson has been taken to intensive care

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as he suffers the effects of coronavirus.

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[narrator] With the Brexit PM
in a critical condition,

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52% of the nation holds its breath.

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00:25:10.375 --> 00:25:14.583
There was a real fear
that at a time of national crisis

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the Prime Minister
might have to be replaced

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by someone less qualified than him.

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Which would be impossible.

479
00:25:21.541 --> 00:25:23.750
Unless they were drawing up plans
to replace him

480
00:25:23.833 --> 00:25:26.458
with a sock or a balloon or something.

481
00:25:26.541 --> 00:25:29.708
[narrator] Just as the Prime Minister
might exit the realm of the living,

482
00:25:29.791 --> 00:25:31.708
a process known as Prexit,

483
00:25:31.791 --> 00:25:33.791
hospital staff nurse him back to health,

484
00:25:33.875 --> 00:25:36.958
and weeks later he's back on the job.

485
00:25:37.041 --> 00:25:41.458
Incredibly, the virus didn't seem
to have affected his abilities in any way.

486
00:25:41.541 --> 00:25:42.916
He still didn't have any.

487
00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:45.625
[narrator] News of Johnson's illness
proves that world leaders

488
00:25:45.708 --> 00:25:47.291
aren't naturally immune,

489
00:25:47.375 --> 00:25:50.083
yet some seem unwilling
to take precautions.

490
00:25:50.166 --> 00:25:53.500
[Bracket] Trump refused
to wear a mask for a long time.

491
00:25:53.583 --> 00:25:56.458
If someone told him white hoods
protected against the virus,

492
00:25:56.541 --> 00:25:58.208
maybe he'd have felt differently.

493
00:25:58.291 --> 00:26:02.208
[narrator] Egged on by the President,
some citizens also refuse to toe the line.

494
00:26:02.291 --> 00:26:04.916
Whoa! I thought I heard a voice.

495
00:26:05.000 --> 00:26:07.125
I thought I heard some Americans!

496
00:26:07.791 --> 00:26:10.875
[narrator] In several states,
protestors take to the streets,

497
00:26:10.958 --> 00:26:14.333
demanding their constitutional right
to spread the deadly virus.

498
00:26:14.416 --> 00:26:17.125
The online rumor mill is working overtime.

499
00:26:18.333 --> 00:26:21.041
When this whole thing started, um,

500
00:26:21.125 --> 00:26:25.875
there were so many wild rumors
flying around.

501
00:26:25.958 --> 00:26:28.750
So, I would watch Dr. Fauci
to get an anchor

502
00:26:28.833 --> 00:26:31.833
on what was actually happening, you know?

503
00:26:31.916 --> 00:26:37.791
And, um… even though it was so scary,
I found it really reassuring

504
00:26:37.875 --> 00:26:42.500
um, to watch someone
who is so accomplished

505
00:26:42.583 --> 00:26:46.208
calmly laying out the science.

506
00:26:46.291 --> 00:26:50.416
Um… but that was before I knew
he was an actor. Yeah.

507
00:26:51.250 --> 00:26:55.125
[director]
And… how did you come to learn that?

508
00:26:55.208 --> 00:26:59.375
Well, someone from my PTA WhatsApp group
shared a link to a documentary

509
00:26:59.458 --> 00:27:03.750
which proves that George Soros
created the virus in a Chinese lab

510
00:27:03.833 --> 00:27:06.875
so that Bill Gates could make
a vaccine out of microchips

511
00:27:06.958 --> 00:27:08.708
and control us all
like we're in a videogame.

512
00:27:08.791 --> 00:27:10.666
And I know, I know that sounds crazy,

513
00:27:10.750 --> 00:27:14.125
but the thing is,
we've seen him do this before.

514
00:27:14.708 --> 00:27:17.875
Right? Like when he crossed
a human with a paperclip

515
00:27:17.958 --> 00:27:21.833
and made that poor tormented monster
that haunted Windows 98.

516
00:27:21.916 --> 00:27:26.166
Of course, it wasn't surprising
that some folk were confused

517
00:27:26.250 --> 00:27:29.916
about the biology of this whole thing,
given the President seemed to be saying

518
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:34.791
it could be cured with a kind
of sunlight-and-bleach wonder diet.

519
00:27:34.875 --> 00:27:37.500
Right, and then I see the disinfectant,

520
00:27:37.583 --> 00:27:40.708
where it knocks it out in a minute,
one minute,

521
00:27:40.791 --> 00:27:43.500
and is there a way we can do
something like that?

522
00:27:43.583 --> 00:27:46.875
[narrator] The remarks confuse
the President's own medical advisors,

523
00:27:46.958 --> 00:27:50.333
who visibly try to clamber
deep within their own souls to die.

524
00:27:50.416 --> 00:27:54.625
I guess if you could collapse
the past three and a half years of madness

525
00:27:54.708 --> 00:27:56.791
-into one clip--
-That would be it.

526
00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:01.583
[narrator] As May draws to a close,
for the first time in months,

527
00:28:01.666 --> 00:28:04.416
the coronavirus pandemic
is knocked from the headlines

528
00:28:04.500 --> 00:28:08.166
of every news network
by a different story altogether,

529
00:28:08.250 --> 00:28:10.625
one that also makes for grim viewing.

530
00:28:10.708 --> 00:28:13.375
The FBI is looking into the death
of a Black man

531
00:28:13.458 --> 00:28:16.041
after he was stopped by police
in Minneapolis.

532
00:28:16.125 --> 00:28:17.875
The incident was caught on camera.

533
00:28:17.958 --> 00:28:20.083
George Floyd died in police custody

534
00:28:20.166 --> 00:28:24.583
after an officer pressed his knee into
Floyd's neck for at least seven minutes.

535
00:28:24.666 --> 00:28:26.750
Some people,
including the Minneapolis mayor,

536
00:28:26.833 --> 00:28:29.041
are already saying
the police used excessive force.

537
00:28:29.125 --> 00:28:32.166
[male reporter 1] Today, the mayor
called it "wrong at every level."

538
00:28:32.250 --> 00:28:34.666
What we saw was horrible.

539
00:28:34.750 --> 00:28:37.958
Fact is, those officers

540
00:28:38.041 --> 00:28:41.458
didn't see George Floyd as a human being,

541
00:28:41.541 --> 00:28:44.166
but the world did.

542
00:28:44.250 --> 00:28:47.250
[male reporter 2] Tonight the outrage
in Minneapolis is mounting,

543
00:28:47.333 --> 00:28:49.333
even after four officers were fired.

544
00:28:49.416 --> 00:28:52.000
Was it enough for you
that the officers were fired?

545
00:28:52.083 --> 00:28:54.583
That is not enough. That is not enough.

546
00:28:54.666 --> 00:28:56.750
The police have interesting priorities.

547
00:28:56.833 --> 00:28:59.333
When George Floyd, one black guy,

548
00:28:59.416 --> 00:29:03.875
tried, allegedly, to pass
one fake $20 bill in a liquor store,

549
00:29:03.958 --> 00:29:06.958
he had four cops on his ass
within minutes.

550
00:29:07.041 --> 00:29:08.458
And they killed him.

551
00:29:08.541 --> 00:29:11.291
Know how long it took
the same police department

552
00:29:11.375 --> 00:29:13.958
to arrest the prime suspects in that case?

553
00:29:14.625 --> 00:29:16.291
Four days.

554
00:29:16.375 --> 00:29:18.458
And they had that shit on tape!

555
00:29:18.541 --> 00:29:20.916
Did they think that was counterfeit too?

556
00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:23.625
[narrator] The George Floyd tragedy
is merely the latest

557
00:29:23.708 --> 00:29:26.500
in a long series of police killings
of Black people,

558
00:29:26.583 --> 00:29:28.416
and it comes as a final straw.

559
00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:30.000
In increasing numbers,

560
00:29:30.083 --> 00:29:33.458
protestors take to the streets
to give voice to their anger.

561
00:29:33.541 --> 00:29:36.583
People said, "It's dangerous
to gather in crowds like that.

562
00:29:36.666 --> 00:29:38.583
What about the pandemic?"

563
00:29:38.666 --> 00:29:43.916
But, you know, in some ways
I prefer the coronavirus to the police.

564
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:47.875
And don't get me wrong,
I fucking hate the virus,

565
00:29:47.958 --> 00:29:50.375
but at least it doesn't pretend
it's here to help.

566
00:29:50.458 --> 00:29:52.333
It doesn't drive around the neighborhood

567
00:29:52.416 --> 00:29:55.916
with "Protect and Serve"
painted on its side before it kills you.

568
00:29:57.125 --> 00:30:00.125
[Dr. Gravel] What happened
with George Floyd disgusted everybody.

569
00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:03.541
But it didn't surprise Black people.

570
00:30:03.625 --> 00:30:06.208
We've always known
what cops are capable of.

571
00:30:06.791 --> 00:30:09.041
But today, bystanders got
a camera on their phones

572
00:30:09.125 --> 00:30:11.291
so now everybody gets to see it.

573
00:30:11.375 --> 00:30:12.708
And honestly?

574
00:30:12.791 --> 00:30:15.875
That ought to be the number one
sales feature for the iPhone.

575
00:30:15.958 --> 00:30:18.250
Fuck your "Megapixel Display."

576
00:30:18.333 --> 00:30:22.208
How about put "Exposes Police Brutality"
on the box?

577
00:30:23.208 --> 00:30:25.000
[narrator] Over the following days

578
00:30:25.083 --> 00:30:28.500
as tensions escalate
and police and protestors face off,

579
00:30:28.583 --> 00:30:30.541
some of the demonstrations turn violent.

580
00:30:30.625 --> 00:30:33.666
The President skillfully placates
the situation

581
00:30:33.750 --> 00:30:36.375
with some soothing incendiary comments.

582
00:30:36.458 --> 00:30:39.583
And in Washington,
he orders peaceful demonstrators

583
00:30:39.666 --> 00:30:43.750
to be gently dispersed
with some courteous state violence.

584
00:30:43.833 --> 00:30:49.041
-[protestors shouting]
-[tear gas grenades explode]

585
00:30:49.125 --> 00:30:51.083
[Dr. Gravel] Trump got riot police

586
00:30:51.166 --> 00:30:54.791
with tear gas and rubber bullets
to clear the protesters

587
00:30:54.875 --> 00:30:59.583
so he could pose for a photo
in front of St. John's Church.

588
00:30:59.666 --> 00:31:01.416
Because, you know,
when you live in a city,

589
00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:04.625
you never get to appreciate it
and do the touristy things.

590
00:31:05.833 --> 00:31:08.708
[narrator] Trump's gracious,
Christ-like diplomacy fails

591
00:31:08.791 --> 00:31:11.166
and violence continues to flare up.

592
00:31:12.250 --> 00:31:16.500
[Flowers]
There was so much anger expressed

593
00:31:16.583 --> 00:31:19.250
and emotions were running super high,

594
00:31:19.333 --> 00:31:21.250
so of course there was gonna be trouble.

595
00:31:21.916 --> 00:31:25.291
But… the sensible thing to do

596
00:31:25.375 --> 00:31:27.750
would have been to wait at home

597
00:31:27.833 --> 00:31:34.708
um… until everyone had just calmed down
and the whole thing had blown over,

598
00:31:34.791 --> 00:31:40.541
and then you go out and protest in a, um…
calm and orderly manner.

599
00:31:41.125 --> 00:31:43.541
Um… I would have been the first
to support that,

600
00:31:43.625 --> 00:31:46.375
unless it was on a Tuesday
because that's my Peloton class.

601
00:31:47.375 --> 00:31:51.125
But instead what was happening
just looked like

602
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:54.458
all-out anarchy to me.

603
00:31:54.541 --> 00:32:00.375
Um… and believe me, I, uh…
I know criminal behavior when I see it.

604
00:32:00.458 --> 00:32:05.541
Whether it's someone breaking a window
or a Black man sitting in a car.

605
00:32:05.625 --> 00:32:07.375
[director] Wasn't there a video of you

606
00:32:07.458 --> 00:32:10.833
haranguing a Black man sitting in a car
that went viral this year?

607
00:32:12.916 --> 00:32:16.041
[man] And I'm telling you this is my car.

608
00:32:16.125 --> 00:32:19.291
Well, then I'm sure you'll prove that
with some ID. Yeah.

609
00:32:19.375 --> 00:32:23.625
First of all, I… [chuckles]
I wasn't haranguing.

610
00:32:23.708 --> 00:32:27.291
I was politely enquiring,
for less than an hour.

611
00:32:27.875 --> 00:32:30.791
[director] So, that was the only time
you did something like that this year?

612
00:32:32.125 --> 00:32:34.916
Um… there was an incident at a pool.

613
00:32:35.916 --> 00:32:37.750
-[woman] Give it back!
-Do you have a receipt?

614
00:32:37.833 --> 00:32:39.166
I need to see a receipt.

615
00:32:39.250 --> 00:32:42.125
Uh… there was an incident up in the hills.

616
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:44.625
[man] I'm painting a watercolor!

617
00:32:44.708 --> 00:32:47.916
The way that you're wielding
that paintbrush is very unsettling to me.

618
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:49.250
And at the hospital.

619
00:32:49.333 --> 00:32:52.750
Sweetie, are you absolutely sure
that this is your dialysis machine?

620
00:32:52.833 --> 00:32:56.458
-[girl] Mommy, the crazy lady's back.
-I was just asking. I'm allowed to ask.

621
00:32:56.541 --> 00:33:01.291
[voice breaking] I don't know why people
are so quick to judge.

622
00:33:01.375 --> 00:33:02.791
[sniffles]

623
00:33:07.916 --> 00:33:09.291
[whispering] Is he with you?

624
00:33:11.125 --> 00:33:13.666
[director] That's Mike.
He's been here all day.

625
00:33:17.708 --> 00:33:20.208
[narrator] By now, the protests
have gone international,

626
00:33:20.291 --> 00:33:23.083
with a rallying cry
reverberating across the globe.

627
00:33:23.583 --> 00:33:26.416
-Black Lives Matter!
-Black Lives Matter!

628
00:33:26.500 --> 00:33:29.375
Black Lives Matter.

629
00:33:30.958 --> 00:33:34.750
Well… no reasonable person
could disagree with that,

630
00:33:34.833 --> 00:33:38.666
but I would prefer to say,
"All lives matter."

631
00:33:39.416 --> 00:33:42.875
[director] I think the point is they're
currently treated like they don't matter.

632
00:33:42.958 --> 00:33:45.250
All lives? I don't think so.

633
00:33:45.333 --> 00:33:46.750
[director] No, black lives.

634
00:33:46.833 --> 00:33:48.583
Oh, those.

635
00:33:49.875 --> 00:33:51.541
I'm sorry, what about them?

636
00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:54.541
-[director] They matter.
-More than all lives?

637
00:33:54.625 --> 00:33:57.125
-Now who's being a racist?
-[director] I didn't call you a racist.

638
00:33:57.208 --> 00:33:58.041
You are.

639
00:33:58.125 --> 00:34:01.500
You are just about to label me a bigot,
just like my daughter.

640
00:34:01.583 --> 00:34:05.083
And her friends, and my son,
and his friends.

641
00:34:05.166 --> 00:34:06.625
And my wife.

642
00:34:07.208 --> 00:34:08.458
And her friends.

643
00:34:09.708 --> 00:34:11.291
And my friends.

644
00:34:12.333 --> 00:34:14.333
You can't say anything these days.

645
00:34:17.250 --> 00:34:20.958
[narrator] Next, the spotlight falls upon
the relics of an intolerant past.

646
00:34:21.041 --> 00:34:25.708
In Bristol, England, protestors surround
slave trader and statue Edward Colston

647
00:34:25.791 --> 00:34:28.583
and drag him
from the safety of his plinth.

648
00:34:28.666 --> 00:34:30.000
[protesters shouting]

649
00:34:30.083 --> 00:34:32.916
Look, these people are trying
to destroy history.

650
00:34:33.500 --> 00:34:35.708
[director] What if by tearing
these statues down

651
00:34:35.791 --> 00:34:37.708
they're actually making history?

652
00:34:41.541 --> 00:34:43.750
Shut up and move on.

653
00:34:44.750 --> 00:34:46.166
[protesters shouting]

654
00:34:46.250 --> 00:34:48.666
[Nerrick] They threw him in the sea,
which is cruel.

655
00:34:48.750 --> 00:34:50.333
They might have killed him.

656
00:34:50.416 --> 00:34:52.791
Can statues breathe underwater?

657
00:34:53.791 --> 00:34:55.416
No, they don't breathe at all.

658
00:34:55.916 --> 00:34:58.333
OK, so he probably swam to safety.

659
00:34:59.458 --> 00:35:02.041
[Bracket]
You had corporations going woke too,

660
00:35:02.125 --> 00:35:05.416
asking themselves
how can they support Black people

661
00:35:05.500 --> 00:35:07.166
without actually paying them.

662
00:35:07.250 --> 00:35:08.750
Demonstrating their sensitivity

663
00:35:08.833 --> 00:35:12.750
by rebranding Ku Klux Krunchies
as Rosa Parks Puffs,

664
00:35:12.833 --> 00:35:13.916
and so on.

665
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:18.375
I'm proud to say as a corporation
we stepped up in several bold ways.

666
00:35:18.458 --> 00:35:21.375
We rolled out an update
that replaced our virtual assistants

667
00:35:21.458 --> 00:35:23.458
with the personality of Malcolm X.

668
00:35:24.458 --> 00:35:26.958
[man] Malcolm, could you play
the best of ZZ Top?

669
00:35:27.041 --> 00:35:30.250
[imitates Malcolm X] I will neither follow
your orders nor recognize your authority.

670
00:35:30.333 --> 00:35:33.875
But perhaps our biggest gesture
was the whole Boris Johnson thing.

671
00:35:34.916 --> 00:35:36.875
We've had great ties with UK government

672
00:35:36.958 --> 00:35:38.833
since we delivered the Brexit vote
for them.

673
00:35:38.916 --> 00:35:41.333
And they'd reached out
looking for a gesture to show

674
00:35:41.416 --> 00:35:43.791
Britain had shrugged off
its colonial past,

675
00:35:43.875 --> 00:35:47.166
which was a little "slave-trade-y."

676
00:35:47.250 --> 00:35:49.583
So, we had them trial our body swap tech.

677
00:35:49.666 --> 00:35:52.875
This is the first time the soul
of a British Prime Minister

678
00:35:52.958 --> 00:35:55.958
has been transferred
into the body of a Black man.

679
00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.250
And it worked.

680
00:35:58.833 --> 00:36:02.541
[imitating Boris Johnson] Today,
I stand before you as a proud Black man,

681
00:36:02.625 --> 00:36:06.666
a thrusting, living symbol
of vibrant modern Britain.

682
00:36:06.750 --> 00:36:08.791
I will now take questions.

683
00:36:08.875 --> 00:36:12.666
-Yes, the lady with her hand up?
-You're not from round here, are you?

684
00:36:12.750 --> 00:36:14.583
[man 1] Have you got a receipt
for that suit?

685
00:36:14.666 --> 00:36:17.541
-Well, not a receipt per se--
-[man 2] Officer, arrest this man!

686
00:36:18.083 --> 00:36:20.416
When I say worked,
I mean temporarily, you know,

687
00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:23.791
We had to revert Johnson back into his
natural form so he could continue ruling

688
00:36:23.875 --> 00:36:27.458
from a position of safe,
familiar white incompetence.

689
00:36:27.541 --> 00:36:30.125
[narrator] Some white individuals
begin to ask

690
00:36:30.208 --> 00:36:32.500
whether they're doing enough personally.

691
00:36:33.500 --> 00:36:35.416
Well, I consider myself an ally.

692
00:36:36.458 --> 00:36:39.500
You know, but I looked within,
I felt I could make some changes.

693
00:36:39.583 --> 00:36:43.500
So, I started small,
posting the black squares on Insta.

694
00:36:44.250 --> 00:36:47.916
I swapped to only using
black emojis for texts.

695
00:36:48.416 --> 00:36:51.750
I sent a lot of friend requests
to Black people.

696
00:36:51.833 --> 00:36:54.833
And I even learned
how to pronounce their names.

697
00:36:54.916 --> 00:36:56.291
Even if it was difficult.

698
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.458
A-de-fo-la-ke.

699
00:37:00.541 --> 00:37:01.916
A-de-fo-la-ke.

700
00:37:02.458 --> 00:37:03.833
Hmm, beautiful.

701
00:37:03.916 --> 00:37:07.375
And then I thought, listen, look.
I know I care,

702
00:37:08.250 --> 00:37:11.708
but do enough other people
know that I care?

703
00:37:12.958 --> 00:37:16.208
I realized I should up my game,
so I posted a video about it.

704
00:37:17.416 --> 00:37:21.541
And so I guess in a way,
I'm Black too, maybe…

705
00:37:21.625 --> 00:37:23.666
maybe more than anyone.

706
00:37:23.750 --> 00:37:26.125
That caught some likes,
so we did a follow-up

707
00:37:26.208 --> 00:37:31.166
where I drove around a Black neighborhood
to let them hear my support in person.

708
00:37:31.750 --> 00:37:35.750
Guys, I just want to say, right now,
I'm with you.

709
00:37:35.833 --> 00:37:40.083
I hear you. I see you. I am you.

710
00:37:40.166 --> 00:37:44.541
And this wasn't just some quick
little gesture, we kept it up till 2 a.m.

711
00:37:44.625 --> 00:37:46.000
That's how committed we were.

712
00:37:46.083 --> 00:37:51.125
Friends of color, I stand by you.
I feel your pain.

713
00:37:51.208 --> 00:37:54.416
-[man] Go the fuck home!
-Oh shit, drive. Drive. Go, go, go!

714
00:37:54.500 --> 00:37:55.791
[engine revving]

715
00:37:55.875 --> 00:37:58.166
There's just no pleasing some people.

716
00:37:59.166 --> 00:38:01.875
[narrator] All the while,
the pandemic is raging out of control

717
00:38:01.958 --> 00:38:04.125
and there is disagreement
on how to respond.

718
00:38:04.208 --> 00:38:08.250
Some believe the only way out
is to achieve herd immunity.

719
00:38:08.333 --> 00:38:10.041
[Flask] Herd immunity occurs

720
00:38:10.125 --> 00:38:13.041
when almost everybody
has been exposed to something,

721
00:38:13.125 --> 00:38:15.541
but gotten over it,
so it quickly dies out.

722
00:38:15.625 --> 00:38:17.916
Just like what happened with the Floss.

723
00:38:18.916 --> 00:38:20.625
[director] Sorry, the… the what?

724
00:38:20.708 --> 00:38:21.708
You know…

725
00:38:28.625 --> 00:38:31.375
[narrator] Others want to wait
for a miracle cure,

726
00:38:31.458 --> 00:38:34.833
but any potential vaccine faces
a lengthy uphill climb,

727
00:38:34.916 --> 00:38:37.333
a challenging maneuver for any liquid.

728
00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:40.375
Well, vaccines go through
a lengthy approval process.

729
00:38:40.458 --> 00:38:44.750
They start with the preliminary trials
using a limited number of volunteers

730
00:38:44.833 --> 00:38:49.583
in which we are monitoring the level
of proteins known as antibodies generated.

731
00:38:49.666 --> 00:38:51.583
It is called a blind trial

732
00:38:51.666 --> 00:38:55.083
because around half the volunteers
are given a placebo, which means…

733
00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:59.750
Sorry. Sorry, why are you showing
footage of whatever that is?

734
00:38:59.833 --> 00:39:02.583
I'm still speaking. Is that relevant?

735
00:39:02.666 --> 00:39:06.583
Yeah, sorry. We're just trying to keep it
visually interesting. Ignore us. Carry on.

736
00:39:07.666 --> 00:39:09.541
No, OK. No problem, OK.

737
00:39:09.625 --> 00:39:14.666
So, once the initial trial is complete,
the second trial begins.

738
00:39:14.750 --> 00:39:18.666
This is less to do with efficacy
because during the second trial

739
00:39:18.750 --> 00:39:21.541
there's a tricky balance
you are trying to maintain

740
00:39:21.625 --> 00:39:25.166
between monitoring
the serological response and how that…

741
00:39:25.250 --> 00:39:29.000
What's going on? That's got
nothing to do with this. This…

742
00:39:29.083 --> 00:39:30.333
I'm talking here.

743
00:39:30.416 --> 00:39:33.208
[director] Just… just ignore it, OK.
It's just texture.

744
00:39:34.125 --> 00:39:36.833
Are you guys actually interested
in the science?

745
00:39:36.916 --> 00:39:40.250
[director] Um… to be honest… no.

746
00:39:42.750 --> 00:39:43.750
Oh.

747
00:39:44.375 --> 00:39:47.000
[narrator] With no cure
for Covid in sight,

748
00:39:47.083 --> 00:39:50.291
life for millions has been reduced
to a creepy new normal

749
00:39:50.375 --> 00:39:53.458
and a seemingly endless series
of lockdowns.

750
00:39:53.541 --> 00:39:56.833
I live on my own
and after a while I got so lonely

751
00:39:56.916 --> 00:40:00.250
I developed a multiple personality
disorder on purpose

752
00:40:00.333 --> 00:40:02.250
so I could keep myself company.

753
00:40:02.333 --> 00:40:04.750
But then, of course, I had to try and keep

754
00:40:04.833 --> 00:40:07.708
two meters away from myself at all times.

755
00:40:08.208 --> 00:40:12.500
Don't know if you've ever tried doing that
but it's a bloody nightmare.

756
00:40:13.791 --> 00:40:17.000
So, I started doing video calls
to keep sociable.

757
00:40:17.083 --> 00:40:20.500
-Hiya, you alright?
-[man on laptop] No, is what it is, innit?

758
00:40:20.583 --> 00:40:24.166
I did so many
I sometimes glitch in real life now.

759
00:40:24.250 --> 00:40:26.333
Like, I just freeze now and then, like…

760
00:40:32.083 --> 00:40:33.666
Can you hear me your end?

761
00:40:34.583 --> 00:40:39.125
[narrator] Like defecating and sobbing,
video calls become part of everyday life,

762
00:40:39.208 --> 00:40:41.708
which means for some, business is booming.

763
00:40:41.791 --> 00:40:43.625
[Multiverse]
Early, we ran numbers and realized

764
00:40:43.708 --> 00:40:47.875
that around 20% of our customer base
might die of the virus.

765
00:40:47.958 --> 00:40:51.750
But the surviving 80%
would increase their reliance

766
00:40:51.833 --> 00:40:54.875
on our videoconferencing products
200 fold,

767
00:40:54.958 --> 00:40:57.666
so that was a huge win for us.

768
00:40:57.750 --> 00:41:00.166
A huge, but sad win.

769
00:41:00.666 --> 00:41:01.916
[narrator] In desperation,

770
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:05.541
millions turn to award-winning
streaming service Netflix

771
00:41:05.625 --> 00:41:07.083
for entertainment.

772
00:41:08.125 --> 00:41:11.333
One spent a lot of time at Windsor
watching Netflix.

773
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:16.000
[director] Do you find that you spend most
of your time browsing the home page?

774
00:41:16.083 --> 00:41:18.958
No. No, my footman does that for me.

775
00:41:19.708 --> 00:41:21.708
[Dr. Gravel] I watched so much dumb shit.

776
00:41:21.791 --> 00:41:25.083
You see Floor is Lava,
fire and brimstone, the game show?

777
00:41:25.166 --> 00:41:27.250
-[presenter] Don't…
-[woman] No!

778
00:41:27.333 --> 00:41:29.375
-…fall…
-[man 1 groans]

779
00:41:29.458 --> 00:41:30.916
-…in…
-[man 2 groans]

780
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:32.750
-…the…
-[man 3] Ah!

781
00:41:32.833 --> 00:41:33.875
…lava!

782
00:41:33.958 --> 00:41:36.291
You know they filmed that last year,
because in 2020

783
00:41:36.375 --> 00:41:38.666
people wouldn't even be bothering
to try to escape the lava.

784
00:41:38.750 --> 00:41:41.375
They'd be lining up
to willingly throw themselves in,

785
00:41:41.458 --> 00:41:43.291
pausing only to kick their kids in first.

786
00:41:43.875 --> 00:41:45.583
Maybe that's season two.

787
00:41:46.291 --> 00:41:49.666
[The Queen] My favorite program
has to be The Crown.

788
00:41:50.416 --> 00:41:53.208
It's refreshing to see
a down-to-earth drama

789
00:41:53.291 --> 00:41:56.125
about everyday people
living ordinary lives.

790
00:41:56.208 --> 00:41:59.625
It's the sort of thing
that gives the little people hope.

791
00:41:59.708 --> 00:42:02.333
Some say The Crown is unrealistic,

792
00:42:02.416 --> 00:42:06.125
but it strikes me as a far more
faithful depiction of the monarchy

793
00:42:06.208 --> 00:42:09.500
than their other regal drama, Tiger King.

794
00:42:09.583 --> 00:42:12.458
You can guaran-goddamn-tee
I'm gonna put a cap in your ass

795
00:42:12.541 --> 00:42:15.083
the first time
to make you squirm around on the ground.

796
00:42:15.166 --> 00:42:17.791
Then I'm gonna put a bullet
between your fucking eyes.

797
00:42:17.875 --> 00:42:21.500
That man is from no royal line
I recognize.

798
00:42:22.916 --> 00:42:24.583
[director]
Harry and Meghan have a Netflix deal.

799
00:42:24.666 --> 00:42:25.791
Harry and who-an?

800
00:42:26.708 --> 00:42:28.916
-[director] Harry and Meghan.
-Who-ey and who-an?

801
00:42:29.458 --> 00:42:33.375
[narrator] Back in the real world,
with America facing crises on every front,

802
00:42:33.458 --> 00:42:36.125
criticism of the President is mounting.

803
00:42:37.416 --> 00:42:40.083
Also, there were questions
about his fitness to govern,

804
00:42:40.166 --> 00:42:41.708
in part because of the way he had

805
00:42:41.791 --> 00:42:43.750
to drink a glass of water
using both hands,

806
00:42:43.833 --> 00:42:45.791
but mainly because of everything
else he did.

807
00:42:45.875 --> 00:42:49.458
[narrator] To boost support,
Trump announces a series of rallies.

808
00:42:50.041 --> 00:42:54.541
We've had a tremendous run at rallies.
I don't think there's been an empty seat.

809
00:42:54.625 --> 00:42:57.291
[narrator] But despite a surge
in ticket requests,

810
00:42:57.375 --> 00:43:01.291
an event in Oklahoma is mainly attended
by people who aren't there.

811
00:43:01.375 --> 00:43:03.166
As the media makes clear,

812
00:43:03.250 --> 00:43:06.916
heartless users of the social media
platform TikTok are to blame.

813
00:43:07.500 --> 00:43:10.583
[female reporter] TikTokers said
they intentionally sabotaged the event

814
00:43:10.666 --> 00:43:15.041
by registering en masse
with no intention of showing up,

815
00:43:15.125 --> 00:43:17.000
and they spread the word via TikTok.

816
00:43:17.083 --> 00:43:19.375
[narrator] Republicans claim social media

817
00:43:19.458 --> 00:43:23.583
is actively trying to suppress
an unreasonable conservative agenda.

818
00:43:24.583 --> 00:43:27.791
I'll cut to the chase,
Big Tech is out to get conservatives.

819
00:43:27.875 --> 00:43:29.791
That's not a suspicion,
that's not a hunch.

820
00:43:29.875 --> 00:43:30.875
That's a fact.

821
00:43:30.958 --> 00:43:33.958
The fact,
which doesn't care about your feelings,

822
00:43:34.041 --> 00:43:36.333
is that online and in the media

823
00:43:36.416 --> 00:43:39.458
conservative voices are being silenced.

824
00:43:39.541 --> 00:43:42.458
I've said this before.
I said it on my YouTube channel.

825
00:43:42.541 --> 00:43:44.541
Conservative voices are being silenced.

826
00:43:44.625 --> 00:43:45.958
I said it on Joe Rogan.

827
00:43:46.041 --> 00:43:47.916
Conservative voices are being silenced.

828
00:43:48.000 --> 00:43:50.125
On the Jordan Peterson Kayak podcast.

829
00:43:50.208 --> 00:43:52.458
Conservative voices are being silenced.

830
00:43:52.541 --> 00:43:54.250
I said it on Tucker Carlson.

831
00:43:54.333 --> 00:43:57.000
Tucker, we know conservative voices
are being silenced.

832
00:43:57.083 --> 00:43:58.250
Twice actually.

833
00:43:58.333 --> 00:44:01.583
Like I said last time, Tucker,
conservative voices are being silenced.

834
00:44:01.666 --> 00:44:03.000
That is exactly right.

835
00:44:03.083 --> 00:44:05.541
And I said it
in my New York Times bestseller,

836
00:44:05.625 --> 00:44:08.166
Conservative Voices Are Being Silenced.

837
00:44:08.250 --> 00:44:10.833
It's a point I have to make over and over

838
00:44:10.916 --> 00:44:15.583
because conservative voices
are being silenced.

839
00:44:15.666 --> 00:44:19.041
-In fact, you won't even use this footage.
-Actually, we will.

840
00:44:19.125 --> 00:44:21.250
Bob, we both know
that's not going to happen.

841
00:44:21.333 --> 00:44:23.791
-Yeah, my name is James.
-Whatever, Bob.

842
00:44:24.958 --> 00:44:27.208
[narrator] On the opposite side
of the political divide,

843
00:44:27.291 --> 00:44:30.125
the husk of Joe Biden
is encountering setbacks.

844
00:44:30.208 --> 00:44:33.250
He is the oldest presidential candidate
since records began,

845
00:44:33.333 --> 00:44:35.291
200 years after he was born,

846
00:44:35.375 --> 00:44:38.458
and questions are asked
about his longevity.

847
00:44:38.541 --> 00:44:40.500
[woman] Biden is clearly diminished.

848
00:44:40.583 --> 00:44:44.666
All men and women were created by the…
Go, you know the thing.

849
00:44:44.750 --> 00:44:46.500
He seemed kind of frail.

850
00:44:46.583 --> 00:44:48.041
Never mind the virus,

851
00:44:48.125 --> 00:44:51.875
there were times it looked like
a stiff breeze might be too much for him.

852
00:44:51.958 --> 00:44:56.458
So, he stayed in his basement,
running a virtual campaign.

853
00:44:56.541 --> 00:44:59.625
Which is like a real campaign
that never really happens.

854
00:44:59.708 --> 00:45:06.000
So, welcome, everybody,
to our first virtual happy hour.

855
00:45:06.583 --> 00:45:09.166
He might as well have been
in witness protection.

856
00:45:09.250 --> 00:45:13.083
But there came a time
he had to venture out.

857
00:45:13.166 --> 00:45:16.250
His team were clearly extremely cautious.

858
00:45:16.333 --> 00:45:19.583
Whenever he met the public,
they made him sit some distance away

859
00:45:19.666 --> 00:45:22.875
so he couldn't face further allegations
of inappropriate touching.

860
00:45:22.958 --> 00:45:24.791
And they prevented verbal gaffes

861
00:45:24.875 --> 00:45:27.500
by keeping him physically gagged
at all times.

862
00:45:28.083 --> 00:45:32.083
[narrator] Biden also hosts
COVID-safe drive-in rallies,

863
00:45:32.166 --> 00:45:34.750
attended by handfuls of enthusiastic cars,

864
00:45:34.833 --> 00:45:38.833
in which he channels the vibrant energy
of an old man yelling at traffic.

865
00:45:38.916 --> 00:45:41.333
And we should have no tolerance

866
00:45:41.416 --> 00:45:45.333
for extremist white supremacist groups
marching in our communities.

867
00:45:45.416 --> 00:45:51.875
[horns honking]

868
00:45:52.625 --> 00:45:56.708
[narrator] But his campaign gets a shot
in the arm as he picks his running mate.

869
00:45:56.791 --> 00:46:00.541
Now let me introduce to you,
for the first time,

870
00:46:00.625 --> 00:46:02.958
your next Vice President
of the United States,

871
00:46:03.041 --> 00:46:04.958
Kamala Harris.

872
00:46:05.041 --> 00:46:07.125
Kamala, the floor is yours.

873
00:46:07.208 --> 00:46:10.916
[narrator] At 55, Harris is less
than a quarter of Biden's age.

874
00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:12.500
She is the first African American

875
00:46:12.583 --> 00:46:15.708
and South Asian American
vice presidential candidate,

876
00:46:15.791 --> 00:46:17.875
and, therefore, alongside Donald Trump

877
00:46:17.958 --> 00:46:21.333
is the second person of color
on the 2020 ballot.

878
00:46:21.916 --> 00:46:23.375
We're all in this fight.

879
00:46:24.125 --> 00:46:28.458
You, me and Joe, together.

880
00:46:28.541 --> 00:46:32.083
Well, previously,
Biden and Harris hadn't got on.

881
00:46:32.166 --> 00:46:34.625
She'd clashed with Biden at the primaries.

882
00:46:34.708 --> 00:46:40.041
Do you agree today that you were wrong
to oppose busing in America?

883
00:46:40.125 --> 00:46:44.916
And last year said that she believed
the women who accused him of impropriety.

884
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.041
Now, all that was forgiven.

885
00:46:47.125 --> 00:46:50.625
Although their relationship
did appear a little standoffish.

886
00:46:50.708 --> 00:46:53.041
And, of course, if they won,

887
00:46:53.125 --> 00:46:55.958
she'd be president
in the event of Biden's death.

888
00:46:56.041 --> 00:46:58.041
Assuming anyone noticed.

889
00:46:58.833 --> 00:47:01.333
[narrator] Biden's campaign
is reenergized,

890
00:47:01.416 --> 00:47:05.166
but the American story is about to take
an unexpected turn

891
00:47:05.250 --> 00:47:07.250
as the world looks on.

892
00:47:07.333 --> 00:47:11.083
[dog barking]

893
00:47:11.166 --> 00:47:13.666
[Nerrick] Having another lockdown
was really annoying

894
00:47:13.750 --> 00:47:18.625
because I'd watched literally
all of Netflix during the first lockdown.

895
00:47:18.708 --> 00:47:23.375
But then I got into this show called
America, which was amazing.

896
00:47:23.458 --> 00:47:26.500
Have you seen it?
It's on the news channel.

897
00:47:26.583 --> 00:47:28.791
It's totally mental.

898
00:47:28.875 --> 00:47:31.000
Just one twist after another.

899
00:47:31.083 --> 00:47:33.375
They had this sort
of election fight happening

900
00:47:33.458 --> 00:47:36.666
between a bloke who looked
like a ticket inspector on a ghost train

901
00:47:36.750 --> 00:47:41.250
and an inflatable orange maniac who
didn't seem to be dealing with the plague.

902
00:47:41.333 --> 00:47:43.250
We have so much testing,

903
00:47:43.333 --> 00:47:46.000
I don't think you need that kind
of testing or that much testing,

904
00:47:46.083 --> 00:47:50.250
but some people disagree with me
and some people agree with me.

905
00:47:50.333 --> 00:47:55.250
[Nerrick] Everybody hated everybody else,
and the whole country was on fire.

906
00:47:55.333 --> 00:47:58.791
Not just the forests
but the towns and cities.

907
00:47:59.750 --> 00:48:02.416
The only thing that wasn't on fire
was the fucking sea

908
00:48:02.500 --> 00:48:04.541
and that was probably thinking about it.

909
00:48:04.625 --> 00:48:06.583
As if all that wasn't enough,

910
00:48:06.666 --> 00:48:11.125
they dropped in an unexpected twist
involving a beloved character.

911
00:48:12.833 --> 00:48:14.666
This is a Fox News alert.

912
00:48:14.750 --> 00:48:18.000
US Supreme Court Justice
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

913
00:48:18.083 --> 00:48:20.416
has died at the age of 87.

914
00:48:20.500 --> 00:48:24.375
[narrator] Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
was a feminist icon and trailblazer

915
00:48:24.458 --> 00:48:26.750
who fought for abortion rights,

916
00:48:26.833 --> 00:48:31.458
gender equality, and a 600-mile
gas pipeline through indigenous land.

917
00:48:31.541 --> 00:48:35.541
RBG's dying wish was that she
wouldn't be replaced on the Supreme Court

918
00:48:35.625 --> 00:48:38.291
until the next president was sworn in.

919
00:48:38.375 --> 00:48:42.125
But that dying wish died with her.

920
00:48:42.208 --> 00:48:44.375
Breaking tonight, Fox News has confirmed

921
00:48:44.458 --> 00:48:47.541
President Trump will nominate
Amy Coney Barrett

922
00:48:47.625 --> 00:48:49.458
as the next Supreme Court Justice.

923
00:48:50.041 --> 00:48:52.708
[narrator] As Fox News made
bombastically clear,

924
00:48:52.791 --> 00:48:55.583
Trump selected Amy Coney Barrett,
a devout Catholic

925
00:48:55.666 --> 00:48:59.500
who claims a legal career is
"a means to an end of serving God."

926
00:49:00.458 --> 00:49:02.333
God was unavailable for comment.

927
00:49:02.833 --> 00:49:07.625
Amy Coney Barrett stands for everything
RBG was against, everything!

928
00:49:07.708 --> 00:49:09.791
She's so pro-life, I got a theory.

929
00:49:09.875 --> 00:49:13.375
She's secretly bankrolled
by the wire hanger industry.

930
00:49:13.958 --> 00:49:15.375
[narrator] September 26th,

931
00:49:15.458 --> 00:49:18.666
and The White House throws
a ceremony in the Rose Garden,

932
00:49:18.750 --> 00:49:21.250
announcing Coney Barrett's nomination.

933
00:49:21.333 --> 00:49:25.708
It is a roll call of the great and good
and soon to be infected.

934
00:49:26.208 --> 00:49:28.666
Most of the president's inner circle
was there,

935
00:49:28.750 --> 00:49:32.833
although the most significant attendee
was the novel coronavirus,

936
00:49:32.916 --> 00:49:35.250
silently mingling among the guests,

937
00:49:35.333 --> 00:49:38.333
particularly the ones
who didn't believe in it yet.

938
00:49:39.416 --> 00:49:40.916
[narrator] But in the following days,

939
00:49:41.000 --> 00:49:43.208
the President is beset
by other distractions.

940
00:49:43.291 --> 00:49:46.125
The New York Times uncovers
his tax returns,

941
00:49:46.208 --> 00:49:50.250
revealing that, like all top businessmen,
he has made no money in years.

942
00:49:51.375 --> 00:49:56.583
September 29th, and the first presidential
debate makes for illuminating television.

943
00:49:56.666 --> 00:49:58.708
I'm Chris Wallace of Fox News,

944
00:49:58.791 --> 00:50:02.333
and I welcome you to the first
of the 2020 presidential debates.

945
00:50:03.083 --> 00:50:05.958
[Dr. Gravel] Trump comes out
just like regular Trump, grouchy,

946
00:50:06.041 --> 00:50:08.416
like something was eating him up
on the inside.

947
00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:10.583
Which of course we now know it was.

948
00:50:10.666 --> 00:50:13.291
While Biden's just trying to look alive.

949
00:50:13.375 --> 00:50:14.916
And then the debate started

950
00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:18.291
and straightaway it was
like a rap battle in a senior home.

951
00:50:18.375 --> 00:50:19.541
But worse.

952
00:50:19.625 --> 00:50:22.333
-[Biden] The question is…
-[Trump] The new Supreme Court Justice…

953
00:50:22.416 --> 00:50:25.375
-…the radical left.
-Will you shut up, man?

954
00:50:25.458 --> 00:50:27.333
I'd say it was a train wreck
and a shitshow,

955
00:50:27.416 --> 00:50:30.083
but that would be unfair
to trains and shit.

956
00:50:30.166 --> 00:50:31.583
Well, it's incredible, really.

957
00:50:31.666 --> 00:50:37.541
73 million Americans witnessing a debate
as intellectually stimulating

958
00:50:37.625 --> 00:50:41.625
as watching two pigeons fight
over a piece of bread in a car lot.

959
00:50:41.708 --> 00:50:44.000
[narrator] A key moment comes
when Trump is asked

960
00:50:44.083 --> 00:50:47.208
to condemn white supremacists
and fumbles the response.

961
00:50:47.291 --> 00:50:48.958
What do you wanna call them?

962
00:50:49.041 --> 00:50:52.250
-Who would you like me to condemn?
-[Biden] The Proud Boys.

963
00:50:52.333 --> 00:50:55.375
Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.

964
00:50:55.458 --> 00:50:57.916
He told those guys to stand by.

965
00:50:58.458 --> 00:51:00.250
That's not disavowing.

966
00:51:00.750 --> 00:51:03.041
That's pumping a fucking shotgun.

967
00:51:03.666 --> 00:51:06.416
[narrator] Following the debate,
the only positive news for Trump

968
00:51:06.500 --> 00:51:08.458
is his coronavirus test result,

969
00:51:08.541 --> 00:51:11.500
which prompts negative blanket coverage.

970
00:51:11.583 --> 00:51:13.500
[announcer] It starts with breaking news…

971
00:51:13.583 --> 00:51:18.250
Breaking news, President Trump
has tested positive for coronavirus.

972
00:51:18.333 --> 00:51:21.666
[Brian Williams] It is extraordinary
on many different levels.

973
00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:23.791
No one saw that coming.

974
00:51:23.875 --> 00:51:25.333
Oh, let me rephrase that.

975
00:51:26.250 --> 00:51:28.791
Everyone saw that coming.

976
00:51:28.875 --> 00:51:31.166
We just didn't believe
it'd actually happen.

977
00:51:31.250 --> 00:51:34.500
Well then, of course, the people
surrounding him all start falling ill.

978
00:51:34.583 --> 00:51:38.041
Even Melania, who'd been
socially distancing from him

979
00:51:38.125 --> 00:51:40.125
for the past four years.

980
00:51:40.208 --> 00:51:42.750
[director] The President didn't exactly
take precautions, did he?

981
00:51:42.833 --> 00:51:45.416
Sorry, are you saying this was his fault?

982
00:51:45.500 --> 00:51:47.333
[director] Well, he rarely wore a mask.

983
00:51:47.416 --> 00:51:49.041
Didn't wear a mask?

984
00:51:49.125 --> 00:51:53.291
Are you saying because of the way
he was dressed he was asking for it?

985
00:51:53.375 --> 00:51:57.958
Because that, my friend, is victim blaming
and you should hang your head in shame.

986
00:51:58.041 --> 00:52:01.750
[narrator] As an overweight
74-year-old male, Trump is at low risk

987
00:52:01.833 --> 00:52:05.083
of appearing on the cover
of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit issue.

988
00:52:05.166 --> 00:52:07.208
but at high-risk from coronavirus.

989
00:52:07.291 --> 00:52:08.791
As his condition worsens,

990
00:52:08.875 --> 00:52:10.875
he's transported to Walter Reed Hospital

991
00:52:10.958 --> 00:52:13.041
and the world holds its breath.

992
00:52:13.708 --> 00:52:17.958
It was actually a moment
of national unity.

993
00:52:18.708 --> 00:52:22.750
Whatever their political alliance,
everyone in America was praying that day.

994
00:52:22.833 --> 00:52:24.333
For different outcomes.

995
00:52:24.416 --> 00:52:27.416
[Nerrick] So, the President
is in a military hospital

996
00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:31.291
getting injected
with an experimental antibody treatment.

997
00:52:31.375 --> 00:52:35.125
By now, I'm thinking
this storyline's far-fetched,

998
00:52:35.208 --> 00:52:38.625
but I'm well into this,
I'm bingeing the shit out of it.

999
00:52:38.708 --> 00:52:41.625
[narrator] Well-wishers outside
the hospital show their support

1000
00:52:41.708 --> 00:52:45.375
and are rewarded when the President
commandeers a Secret Service vehicle

1001
00:52:45.458 --> 00:52:48.083
to perform the most dangerous drive-by

1002
00:52:48.166 --> 00:52:50.541
since the final moments of Tupac Shakur.

1003
00:52:50.625 --> 00:52:53.833
Then there was this mental bit
where he flew back to the White House

1004
00:52:53.916 --> 00:52:55.958
and stood on the balcony
and took his mask off

1005
00:52:56.041 --> 00:53:00.375
so we'd know it was actually him
and not a beautiful woman in disguise.

1006
00:53:00.458 --> 00:53:03.625
Then he proved
both his thumbs still worked.

1007
00:53:03.708 --> 00:53:05.208
Thank God.

1008
00:53:05.291 --> 00:53:07.458
And he saluted a helicopter,

1009
00:53:07.541 --> 00:53:10.166
which couldn't see him
because it was flying away.

1010
00:53:10.250 --> 00:53:13.375
The production values
were through the roof.

1011
00:53:13.458 --> 00:53:16.541
It looked like the final shot
in the season finale of America.

1012
00:53:16.625 --> 00:53:20.333
So, I was quite surprised
when the country kept going after that.

1013
00:53:20.833 --> 00:53:22.416
[Foss] It was quite remarkable really,

1014
00:53:22.500 --> 00:53:25.583
one of the most iconic moments in history
that any of us will live through,

1015
00:53:25.666 --> 00:53:28.916
but also deeply profoundly stupid.

1016
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:32.791
The history books covering this period
will have to be written in crayon.

1017
00:53:33.500 --> 00:53:34.875
By a dog.

1018
00:53:34.958 --> 00:53:37.583
I stood out front, I led.

1019
00:53:37.666 --> 00:53:41.666
Nobody that's a leader
would not do what I did.

1020
00:53:41.750 --> 00:53:45.250
And I know there's a risk,
there's a danger, but that's OK.

1021
00:53:45.333 --> 00:53:48.458
And now I'm better and maybe I'm immune,
I don't know.

1022
00:53:48.541 --> 00:53:49.833
[narrator] Despite his ordeal,

1023
00:53:49.916 --> 00:53:52.625
Trump seems to have gained little sympathy
from the US public

1024
00:53:52.708 --> 00:53:54.958
and is cratering in the polls.

1025
00:53:55.041 --> 00:53:59.041
Right about now, it looked like Trump
needed some kind of October surprise

1026
00:53:59.125 --> 00:54:01.333
to wipe the smile off Biden's skull.

1027
00:54:01.416 --> 00:54:02.958
[narrator] In a bombshell report,

1028
00:54:03.041 --> 00:54:07.666
Hunter Biden is accused of introducing
his father to a Ukrainian businessman.

1029
00:54:07.750 --> 00:54:09.458
[director] You said Ukraine didn't exist.

1030
00:54:09.541 --> 00:54:10.541
That's not relevant.

1031
00:54:10.625 --> 00:54:14.166
What is relevant is the total silence
from the mainstream media.

1032
00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:16.708
No one was asking
about Hunter Biden anywhere.

1033
00:54:16.791 --> 00:54:18.166
It's like I said on Joe Rogan.

1034
00:54:18.250 --> 00:54:19.750
What about Hunter Biden?

1035
00:54:19.833 --> 00:54:21.208
And on Tucker Carlson…

1036
00:54:21.291 --> 00:54:22.458
What about Hunter Biden?

1037
00:54:22.541 --> 00:54:23.500
More than once.

1038
00:54:23.583 --> 00:54:24.875
What about Hunter Biden?

1039
00:54:24.958 --> 00:54:27.125
Let's hope that evidence
arrives in the mail.

1040
00:54:27.208 --> 00:54:28.416
That is exactly right.

1041
00:54:28.500 --> 00:54:32.458
And I said it in my New York Times
bestseller, What About Hunter Biden?

1042
00:54:33.541 --> 00:54:36.583
-[director] What about Hunter Biden?
-You don't even want to ask about it!

1043
00:54:37.083 --> 00:54:41.208
[narrator] As the crucial day nears,
other factors make 2020's election

1044
00:54:41.291 --> 00:54:44.041
as unpredictable
as an ape with a hockey stick.

1045
00:54:44.125 --> 00:54:47.416
The pandemic forces states
to introduce widespread postal voting,

1046
00:54:47.500 --> 00:54:51.583
dragging the US electoral system
into the 19th century.

1047
00:54:52.791 --> 00:54:55.541
[Bracket] Trump supporters were gonna vote
in person on election day

1048
00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:57.833
because they weren't afraid of the virus.

1049
00:54:58.625 --> 00:54:59.958
Or fascism.

1050
00:55:00.041 --> 00:55:03.708
Covid-cautious Democrats
were more likely to vote by post

1051
00:55:03.791 --> 00:55:06.625
from the comfort
of their liberal elitist homes,

1052
00:55:06.708 --> 00:55:10.541
wearing a mask and swabbing the pencil
down with bleach when they'd finished.

1053
00:55:10.625 --> 00:55:13.833
[narrator] Advance in-person voting
also explodes.

1054
00:55:13.916 --> 00:55:17.791
Lines stretch for miles as Americans
wait for a go on their democracy.

1055
00:55:17.875 --> 00:55:23.000
[Flowers] It was so inspiring to see
so many Americans voting. Um…

1056
00:55:23.083 --> 00:55:26.416
Yeah, and there was a pretty big, uh…

1057
00:55:26.500 --> 00:55:30.666
Black vote too, which I think is so great!

1058
00:55:30.750 --> 00:55:33.916
And I mean, obviously,
I have no problem with that

1059
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:36.708
as long as everyone has proper ID
with a current street address

1060
00:55:36.791 --> 00:55:38.500
and they keep their hands in the air.
Yeah!

1061
00:55:41.958 --> 00:55:44.541
[male reporter] Good morning, America.
Election day 2020.

1062
00:55:44.625 --> 00:55:46.666
[narrator] The big day arrives,

1063
00:55:46.750 --> 00:55:49.750
and as the media frantically promotes
the last election in human history,

1064
00:55:49.833 --> 00:55:53.666
early fears of violent clashes
at polling stations melt away

1065
00:55:53.750 --> 00:55:58.083
in the face of familiar tedious scenes
of long lines and paperwork.

1066
00:55:59.291 --> 00:56:02.875
[male presenter] From MSNBC,
Decision 2020.

1067
00:56:02.958 --> 00:56:05.708
[Nerrick] That was when the whole program
suddenly turned

1068
00:56:05.791 --> 00:56:08.666
into a really complicated
game show format.

1069
00:56:08.750 --> 00:56:10.416
Sort of based on an election.

1070
00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:13.208
Basically, they had this map of America

1071
00:56:13.291 --> 00:56:15.875
that's blue around the edges
and red in the middle.

1072
00:56:15.958 --> 00:56:17.416
And to win the election,

1073
00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:20.708
the players have to flip the states
over one by one

1074
00:56:20.791 --> 00:56:23.083
to see if they're a different color
on the other side.

1075
00:56:23.166 --> 00:56:27.125
Election night doesn't begin until we flip
a red state blue or a blue state red.

1076
00:56:27.208 --> 00:56:28.791
They're worth different amounts.

1077
00:56:28.875 --> 00:56:32.000
Like, Florida is worth 29 points

1078
00:56:32.083 --> 00:56:35.500
even though it's got fewer letters
in its name than Tennessee.

1079
00:56:35.583 --> 00:56:39.958
It was so confusing, they kept
explaining the rules over and over.

1080
00:56:40.041 --> 00:56:43.541
If he does not pull off a Hail Mary pass
and win Wisconsin,

1081
00:56:43.625 --> 00:56:46.916
win Michigan or flip any
of those Hilary Clinton states,

1082
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:50.000
then he's gotta go five for five
in these states.

1083
00:56:50.083 --> 00:56:53.708
The whole broadcast
was literally days long

1084
00:56:53.791 --> 00:56:57.208
and they never seemed to get
to the fun bit where contestants buzz in.

1085
00:56:57.875 --> 00:57:00.250
It's the most boring game show ever.

1086
00:57:01.375 --> 00:57:04.500
No wonder they only broadcast it
once every four years.

1087
00:57:05.333 --> 00:57:08.250
[narrator] As election night ends
without an official victor,

1088
00:57:08.333 --> 00:57:11.041
all eyes turn to the crucial state
of Pennsylvania,

1089
00:57:11.125 --> 00:57:13.625
where Trump has been on a winning streak.

1090
00:57:13.708 --> 00:57:16.708
Until officials stubbornly insist
on counting Biden's votes too.

1091
00:57:17.458 --> 00:57:18.916
Trump calls foul.

1092
00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:22.083
On live television, he attempts to beat
Nixon's world record

1093
00:57:22.166 --> 00:57:23.958
for Presidential bullshit.

1094
00:57:24.708 --> 00:57:27.625
We were getting ready
to win this election.

1095
00:57:27.708 --> 00:57:30.291
Frankly, we did win this election.

1096
00:57:30.375 --> 00:57:31.791
We did win this election.

1097
00:57:31.875 --> 00:57:33.416
[cheering]

1098
00:57:33.500 --> 00:57:35.375
[narrator] The President demands an end

1099
00:57:35.458 --> 00:57:38.416
to democracy and so do some
of his followers.

1100
00:57:39.208 --> 00:57:40.208
Stop the count!

1101
00:57:40.291 --> 00:57:43.583
There appeared to be swathes
of Trump supporters protesting.

1102
00:57:43.666 --> 00:57:47.083
But we don't know how many because
they refused to let anyone count them.

1103
00:57:47.166 --> 00:57:50.041
Stop the count! Stop the count!

1104
00:57:50.125 --> 00:57:52.125
[narrator] With the counting lasting days,

1105
00:57:52.208 --> 00:57:54.916
the networks are reluctant
to make an official call.

1106
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:58.333
National fingernail supplies
are chewed dangerously low.

1107
00:57:59.333 --> 00:58:02.125
This election was a done deal
on night one.

1108
00:58:02.208 --> 00:58:05.833
But it didn't feel like it because
of the way the count was happening.

1109
00:58:05.916 --> 00:58:10.250
Pennsylvania and Georgia
were counting mail-in ballots last,

1110
00:58:10.333 --> 00:58:12.833
even though those had been
the first to arrive.

1111
00:58:13.416 --> 00:58:17.166
So, the narrative that Biden
was slowly inching to the finish line

1112
00:58:17.250 --> 00:58:20.250
was really just a story
being told backwards.

1113
00:58:20.333 --> 00:58:22.000
When you watch Jaws backwards,

1114
00:58:22.083 --> 00:58:25.416
it's the story of a shark that spits
panicking white people into the sea.

1115
00:58:25.500 --> 00:58:27.125
Different movie.

1116
00:58:27.208 --> 00:58:31.208
[narrator] Finally, as Trump's
hunchbacked lab assistant Rudy Giuliani

1117
00:58:31.291 --> 00:58:33.875
addresses the media
from the prestigious car lot

1118
00:58:33.958 --> 00:58:35.791
of Four Seasons Total Landscaping,

1119
00:58:36.458 --> 00:58:38.291
a call is made.

1120
00:58:38.375 --> 00:58:39.916
Who was it called by?

1121
00:58:40.750 --> 00:58:44.416
Oh… Oh, my goodness! All the networks!

1122
00:58:44.500 --> 00:58:45.916
Wow!

1123
00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:48.500
All the networks!

1124
00:58:51.625 --> 00:58:54.708
CNN projects Joseph R. Biden Junior

1125
00:58:54.791 --> 00:58:58.250
is elected the 46th President
of the United States.

1126
00:58:58.333 --> 00:59:01.500
I'll never forget where I was
when I heard Biden had won.

1127
00:59:01.583 --> 00:59:04.333
Staring at the news
on a Saturday afternoon

1128
00:59:04.416 --> 00:59:06.500
or maybe a Sunday night.

1129
00:59:06.583 --> 00:59:08.625
I don't know. The whole week's a blur.

1130
00:59:08.708 --> 00:59:11.208
But, oh God, the sheer sense of relief

1131
00:59:11.291 --> 00:59:14.125
was like finally taking a dump
after a long flight.

1132
00:59:14.208 --> 00:59:19.833
And I mean that in every sense
because I actually had tears in my eyes.

1133
00:59:19.916 --> 00:59:21.250
[narrator] In major cities,

1134
00:59:21.333 --> 00:59:23.875
libtards and snowflakes mince
into the streets

1135
00:59:23.958 --> 00:59:25.875
to celebrate Biden's victory

1136
00:59:25.958 --> 00:59:29.583
with an outpouring of hope, joy,
and coronaviral droplets.

1137
00:59:29.666 --> 00:59:34.500
Well, the last time I witnessed
a celebration on that scale was in 1983

1138
00:59:34.583 --> 00:59:37.916
on the forest moon of Endor,
when the Empire was defeated.

1139
00:59:38.750 --> 00:59:41.708
[director] Yeah,
that's Return of the Jedi. It's a movie.

1140
00:59:42.291 --> 00:59:43.833
A Star Wars, you know.

1141
00:59:44.666 --> 00:59:47.583
Well, excuse me, but I was there.

1142
00:59:47.666 --> 00:59:51.833
I was there.
Me, and those dear little bear people.

1143
00:59:51.916 --> 00:59:53.458
And we had a lovely time.

1144
00:59:55.541 --> 01:00:00.125
[narrator] As night falls,
President-Elect and keen jogger Joe Biden

1145
01:00:00.208 --> 01:00:01.625
delivers a victory speech.

1146
01:00:01.708 --> 01:00:05.083
After four years of Trump's
inflammatory half sentences,

1147
01:00:05.166 --> 01:00:09.458
progressives draw comfort from Biden's
dull but coherent message of hope.

1148
01:00:10.041 --> 01:00:12.250
I pledge to be a President

1149
01:00:12.333 --> 01:00:15.875
who seeks not to divide but unify.

1150
01:00:17.083 --> 01:00:19.208
[Bracket] Biden's message
was that Americans have

1151
01:00:19.291 --> 01:00:21.583
more that unites us than divides us.

1152
01:00:21.666 --> 01:00:25.000
Even though we were still counting
millions of pieces of paper

1153
01:00:25.083 --> 01:00:27.458
that proved we're completely different.

1154
01:00:27.541 --> 01:00:31.041
And we couldn't even agree
on the outcome of that.

1155
01:00:32.500 --> 01:00:36.500
[Foss] Well, traditionally by now,
the loser would congratulate the victor,

1156
01:00:36.583 --> 01:00:39.458
but Mr. Trump doesn't know
the meaning of the word "concede,"

1157
01:00:39.541 --> 01:00:41.791
and he was furious when they told him.

1158
01:00:41.875 --> 01:00:45.125
[narrator] The President is not alone
in besmirching and be-shitting the result.

1159
01:00:45.208 --> 01:00:47.166
Having just been re-elected to the Senate,

1160
01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:51.666
leading Republicans insist the election
that put them there was rigged.

1161
01:00:51.750 --> 01:00:54.250
There is a lot of shenanigans
going on here.

1162
01:00:54.333 --> 01:00:57.375
If I were President Trump,
I would take all this to court,

1163
01:00:57.458 --> 01:00:58.791
I'd fight back.

1164
01:00:58.875 --> 01:01:02.833
Stop the steal! Stop the steal!
Stop the steal!

1165
01:01:02.916 --> 01:01:04.916
[Flowers] My God.
There were so many discrepancies.

1166
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.333
I mean, listen, according to the records

1167
01:01:07.416 --> 01:01:09.500
there were dead people
who voted for Biden,

1168
01:01:09.583 --> 01:01:12.333
which is impossible
because ghosts cannot hold pencils.

1169
01:01:12.416 --> 01:01:14.708
They said there were
more mail ballots than ever.

1170
01:01:14.791 --> 01:01:17.333
What about female ballots?

1171
01:01:17.416 --> 01:01:21.208
The voting machines in Michigan
were controlled by Hunter Biden's laptop.

1172
01:01:21.291 --> 01:01:22.791
Georgia's not even a real state.

1173
01:01:22.875 --> 01:01:25.833
There's no record of it existing
before November.

1174
01:01:25.916 --> 01:01:29.500
Jet fuel does not burn that hot.
That was a controlled demolition.

1175
01:01:29.583 --> 01:01:32.083
Trump not winning
is a statistical impossibility

1176
01:01:32.166 --> 01:01:34.625
like snow in winter
or a duck that can't talk.

1177
01:01:34.708 --> 01:01:37.041
The lack of evidence proves
there's been a cover-up!

1178
01:01:37.125 --> 01:01:40.083
And the whole election
never even happened.

1179
01:01:40.166 --> 01:01:44.875
CNN made it look like it did
using Deep State CGI.

1180
01:01:46.666 --> 01:01:47.958
It's all a lie.

1181
01:01:49.916 --> 01:01:54.500
And, um… if that's what democracy
looks like, then count me out.

1182
01:01:54.583 --> 01:01:59.625
Actually, don't count me at all
because that would be democracy again.

1183
01:01:59.708 --> 01:02:02.458
And I want no part of it.

1184
01:02:02.541 --> 01:02:05.875
This election is not over, far from it.

1185
01:02:05.958 --> 01:02:08.833
[narrator] In a blizzard of headlines,
Trump launches court challenges

1186
01:02:08.916 --> 01:02:12.916
under the guidance of the legal world's
village idiot, Rudy Giuliani,

1187
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.625
whose efforts prove so hapless
his hair starts crying.

1188
01:02:15.708 --> 01:02:19.083
…and the mail-in ballot process,
in order to cheat.

1189
01:02:19.166 --> 01:02:21.000
[narrator] But the efforts
come to nothing.

1190
01:02:21.500 --> 01:02:25.875
[Dr. Gravel] The one good thing
about Trump refusing to concede

1191
01:02:25.958 --> 01:02:29.708
was that we got to watch him lose
over and over.

1192
01:02:30.333 --> 01:02:32.250
All those doomed legal efforts?

1193
01:02:32.333 --> 01:02:36.250
It was like watching a man
fall from a skyscraper

1194
01:02:36.333 --> 01:02:40.125
trying to sue the sidewalk
out of existence before he hit the ground.

1195
01:02:40.208 --> 01:02:43.708
[Grace] The media will deny this,
but Trump did not lose the election.

1196
01:02:43.791 --> 01:02:45.458
[director] Have you got any proof of that?

1197
01:02:45.541 --> 01:02:48.416
He won the popular vote
by a margin of literally millions.

1198
01:02:48.500 --> 01:02:51.375
What more evidence do you need?
He won fair and square.

1199
01:02:51.458 --> 01:02:54.375
Right, so you're claiming Trump
won the popular vote?

1200
01:02:54.458 --> 01:02:58.583
No, Biden did. President-Elect Biden.
The victor. [chuckles]

1201
01:02:58.666 --> 01:03:00.416
[director] Right. Don't you support Trump?

1202
01:03:00.500 --> 01:03:02.458
I have never supported Trump.

1203
01:03:02.541 --> 01:03:03.750
Check your tape, Bob.

1204
01:03:04.416 --> 01:03:06.916
[director] It's James,
and you were part of Trump's campaign.

1205
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:08.166
Who's Trump?

1206
01:03:08.666 --> 01:03:10.916
[narrator] Trump himself
may have been voted out,

1207
01:03:11.000 --> 01:03:13.125
but the movement behind him persists.

1208
01:03:13.208 --> 01:03:17.791
America remains trapped
in a loveless marriage with itself.

1209
01:03:17.875 --> 01:03:19.833
[Bracket] It is astounding

1210
01:03:19.916 --> 01:03:24.208
that despite everything he did
over the past four years,

1211
01:03:24.291 --> 01:03:28.375
over 70 million Americans
were absolutely rooting for Trump.

1212
01:03:28.458 --> 01:03:32.375
We will never give in, we will never
give up, and we will never back down.

1213
01:03:32.458 --> 01:03:35.083
We will never ever surrender.

1214
01:03:35.166 --> 01:03:36.708
[cheering]

1215
01:03:36.791 --> 01:03:38.500
[Bracket] It's either terrifying

1216
01:03:39.250 --> 01:03:42.041
or the most inspiring love story
of our age.

1217
01:03:44.458 --> 01:03:47.750
[Foss] People think of democracy
as permanent and unchanging.

1218
01:03:48.333 --> 01:03:51.916
In truth, it's something
you must perpetually nurture,

1219
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:54.375
like a woman or a professional grudge.

1220
01:03:55.416 --> 01:03:58.166
American democracy has survived
this challenge.

1221
01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:03.000
But what will happen in a few years' time
when the next Trump comes along?

1222
01:04:03.083 --> 01:04:06.833
Perhaps a younger, more cunning,
more ruthless Trump.

1223
01:04:06.916 --> 01:04:10.875
With faster reflexes
and a titanium exoskeleton.

1224
01:04:10.958 --> 01:04:12.791
Venom sacs on his neck.

1225
01:04:12.875 --> 01:04:15.208
Maybe some kind of fearsome onyx claw.

1226
01:04:15.291 --> 01:04:16.708
What happens then?

1227
01:04:17.958 --> 01:04:20.500
[Goolies] The thing is
once Trump finally leaves,

1228
01:04:20.583 --> 01:04:24.500
America will be back to being
totally non-racist, overnight.

1229
01:04:24.583 --> 01:04:29.083
And we can just chill about that whole
institutional, you know… whatever deal.

1230
01:04:29.958 --> 01:04:32.333
I shall be sad to see Mr. Trump go

1231
01:04:32.416 --> 01:04:36.083
because he brought
such quiet dignity to his role.

1232
01:04:36.875 --> 01:04:38.583
But that said,

1233
01:04:38.666 --> 01:04:40.875
I do look forward to welcoming Mr. Biden

1234
01:04:40.958 --> 01:04:43.666
to Buckingham Palace
at the earliest opportunity.

1235
01:04:44.166 --> 01:04:45.666
Indeed we have met before,

1236
01:04:45.750 --> 01:04:48.500
at my coronation in 1953,

1237
01:04:48.583 --> 01:04:50.500
which he attended as an old man.

1238
01:04:50.583 --> 01:04:54.750
[narrator] As America begins a new chapter
and 2020 shudders to a close,

1239
01:04:54.833 --> 01:04:57.875
the global pandemic
is sadly still in full swing.

1240
01:04:57.958 --> 01:05:00.791
Yet even as it tightens its grip
once more,

1241
01:05:00.875 --> 01:05:03.416
glimmers of hope appear at last.

1242
01:05:04.416 --> 01:05:07.500
Good news at last on Covid-19,

1243
01:05:07.583 --> 01:05:10.291
a vaccine could be available by Christmas.

1244
01:05:11.250 --> 01:05:14.208
Well, this was
a historic scientific achievement,

1245
01:05:14.291 --> 01:05:16.750
on a par with the moon landings.

1246
01:05:16.833 --> 01:05:21.416
But more difficult because the coronavirus
is far smaller than the moon.

1247
01:05:21.500 --> 01:05:23.958
The vaccine breakthroughs are good news.

1248
01:05:24.041 --> 01:05:26.166
But there is still a lot of work to do.

1249
01:05:26.916 --> 01:05:28.541
Once approval has been met

1250
01:05:28.625 --> 01:05:30.708
and manufacture scaled up,

1251
01:05:30.791 --> 01:05:33.916
it must be distributed
at sub-zero temperatures,

1252
01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:38.708
and the slightest transport setback
could generate a huge amount of waste.

1253
01:05:39.541 --> 01:05:41.541
What is wrong with you people?

1254
01:05:42.041 --> 01:05:44.333
[narrator] Even with a miracle cure,

1255
01:05:44.416 --> 01:05:47.500
there's no guarantee
everyone will embrace the vaccine.

1256
01:05:47.583 --> 01:05:51.916
No 5G vaccine for me, thank you very much.
It's made in a laboratory.

1257
01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:55.458
And you shouldn't trust
anything that's not natural.

1258
01:05:55.541 --> 01:05:57.500
I read about it on Facebook.

1259
01:05:57.583 --> 01:06:00.208
[director] Well, Facebook isn't
exactly natural either.

1260
01:06:00.291 --> 01:06:03.958
Well, I don't inject Facebook
into my veins. Yeah. [laughs]

1261
01:06:05.208 --> 01:06:07.958
[director] But you're happy
to absorb it into your mind?

1262
01:06:10.208 --> 01:06:11.416
Get out of my house!

1263
01:06:11.500 --> 01:06:13.833
[narrator] Despite naysayers
and refuseniks,

1264
01:06:13.916 --> 01:06:16.541
vaccines offer a chance
of a more normal life

1265
01:06:16.625 --> 01:06:19.083
in 2021 and beyond.

1266
01:06:20.083 --> 01:06:23.125
It's exciting to think
we could have our lives back soon.

1267
01:06:24.125 --> 01:06:26.416
You know, we could go to the pub.

1268
01:06:27.458 --> 01:06:30.708
Maybe meet someone
and have a bit of a dance.

1269
01:06:31.791 --> 01:06:33.166
Bit of a fumble.

1270
01:06:34.083 --> 01:06:35.625
Move in together.

1271
01:06:37.750 --> 01:06:38.958
Drift apart.

1272
01:06:40.125 --> 01:06:42.958
Learn to hate the way
they pick their teeth.

1273
01:06:45.375 --> 01:06:46.958
The sound of their voice.

1274
01:06:48.458 --> 01:06:49.958
Wish you'd never met.

1275
01:06:51.083 --> 01:06:53.333
Like, seriously rue the day.

1276
01:06:58.166 --> 01:06:59.916
Is the vaccine compulsory?

1277
01:07:00.750 --> 01:07:03.875
[narrator] 2020 challenged humanity
on a scale like no other.

1278
01:07:03.958 --> 01:07:07.416
A year of tumult, upheaval, outrage,

1279
01:07:07.500 --> 01:07:10.458
insult, disaster, lava, and division.

1280
01:07:10.541 --> 01:07:13.500
It tested us, but maybe it taught us too.

1281
01:07:14.291 --> 01:07:16.333
[director] What did you learn in 2020?

1282
01:07:16.416 --> 01:07:17.583
What did I learn?

1283
01:07:18.166 --> 01:07:19.375
Huh.

1284
01:07:19.458 --> 01:07:23.791
Uh… how many steps there are
between my couch and the refrigerator.

1285
01:07:23.875 --> 01:07:27.750
I learned the complete genomic sequence
of the novel coronavirus.

1286
01:07:28.833 --> 01:07:30.250
And how to do the Floss.

1287
01:07:35.000 --> 01:07:37.333
I've learned a lot about myself.

1288
01:07:37.416 --> 01:07:41.625
That sometimes I'm too much
of a giving person.

1289
01:07:41.708 --> 01:07:47.458
And, um… Oh, I've also learned
how to correctly pronounce Sieg Heil!

1290
01:07:47.541 --> 01:07:52.708
Well, I would say, personally,
2020 was rather fun, looking back.

1291
01:07:52.791 --> 01:07:55.125
I got in touch
with some old university chums

1292
01:07:55.208 --> 01:07:58.500
and we have started
a Zoom barbershop quartet.

1293
01:07:59.708 --> 01:08:04.500
-Would you like to hear my Camptown Races?
-[director] Um… I… No. No.

1294
01:08:07.708 --> 01:08:11.041
-[director] That was so good. Thank you.
-Oh, thank you.

1295
01:08:11.125 --> 01:08:12.375
Great, awesome.

1296
01:08:12.458 --> 01:08:15.041
-Are we done, is that it?
-[director] It was brilliant. Thank you.

1297
01:08:15.125 --> 01:08:18.583
Listen, uh, it looks like we might
be doing one of these again next year

1298
01:08:18.666 --> 01:08:20.708
-for the end of 2021.
-Mm-hmm.

1299
01:08:20.791 --> 01:08:21.833
Mm-hmm.

1300
01:08:21.916 --> 01:08:23.708
-Right.
-Yeah.

1301
01:08:23.791 --> 01:08:26.833
[director] Is there any chance
you could read some advance responses now

1302
01:08:26.916 --> 01:08:31.083
so we can cut them into the edit later?
They're on that piece of paper.

1303
01:08:31.166 --> 01:08:32.333
Uh…

1304
01:08:32.416 --> 01:08:34.875
Yes. Yes, happy to oblige.

1305
01:08:36.083 --> 01:08:37.500
OK.

1306
01:08:37.583 --> 01:08:40.250
-Yeah, just this last page?
-[director] Yeah.

1307
01:08:40.333 --> 01:08:42.750
"But no one could have foreseen

1308
01:08:42.833 --> 01:08:45.125
what the vaccine would do to us

1309
01:08:45.208 --> 01:08:47.958
or how we'd use our new powers."

1310
01:08:49.000 --> 01:08:51.625
But no one could have foreseen
what the vaccine would do to us

1311
01:08:51.708 --> 01:08:53.791
or how we'd use our new powers.

1312
01:08:54.458 --> 01:08:57.291
But no one could have foreseen
what the vaccine would do to us

1313
01:08:57.375 --> 01:08:59.250
or how we'd use our new powers.

1314
01:08:59.333 --> 01:09:02.833
And that, of course, is when
President Harris unveiled her real agenda.

1315
01:09:02.916 --> 01:09:06.958
And that was when President Harris
unveiled her real agenda.

1316
01:09:07.041 --> 01:09:11.500
And that was when President Harris
unveiled her real agenda.

1317
01:09:11.583 --> 01:09:17.125
Of course, in the end, the Trump News
Network came off air after just one month.

1318
01:09:17.208 --> 01:09:21.541
Of course, in the end, the Trump News
Network came off air after just a month.

1319
01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:24.875
I've gotta say he was the last
world leader you'd expect to see

1320
01:09:24.958 --> 01:09:29.541
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1321
01:09:29.625 --> 01:09:32.333
Gotta say he was the last world leader
you'd expect to see

1322
01:09:32.416 --> 01:09:35.333
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1323
01:09:35.416 --> 01:09:38.666
Gotta say he was the last world leader
you'd expect to see

1324
01:09:38.750 --> 01:09:42.500
pushing a hardboiled egg
up his own ass on Italian television.

1325
01:09:42.583 --> 01:09:45.958
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1326
01:09:46.041 --> 01:09:48.041
and it had all been a horrible dream.

1327
01:09:48.125 --> 01:09:51.000
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1328
01:09:51.083 --> 01:09:54.500
and it had all been a horrible dream!

1329
01:09:54.583 --> 01:09:56.666
But then, at the last moment,
we all woke up

1330
01:09:56.750 --> 01:09:59.041
and it was all a horrible dream.

1331
01:09:59.125 --> 01:10:00.250
Oh, I wish.

1332
01:10:00.333 --> 01:10:03.000
Is that enough, will that do? Terrific.

1333
01:10:03.625 --> 01:10:04.916
Great, thank you.

1334
01:10:05.666 --> 01:10:06.666
OK.

1335
01:10:06.750 --> 01:10:09.000
Well, guys, it has been great.

1336
01:10:09.666 --> 01:10:11.166
Anyway, I have a train,

1337
01:10:11.916 --> 01:10:16.916
and prior to train I am going
to find myself a semi-louche bar

1338
01:10:17.000 --> 01:10:19.125
and a welcoming Negroni.

1339
01:10:20.041 --> 01:10:21.583
[Flowers] Um… is that enough?

1340
01:10:22.208 --> 01:10:26.291
OK, this was fun! I had fun.

1341
01:10:26.958 --> 01:10:28.416
Alright, we done here?

1342
01:10:28.500 --> 01:10:29.833
Mmm!

1343
01:10:29.916 --> 01:10:31.875
I'm done here, you? Huh?

1344
01:10:32.833 --> 01:10:34.083
You wanna have sex?

1345
01:10:35.250 --> 01:10:36.583
[director] Um…

1346
01:10:36.666 --> 01:10:40.500
Well… there's quite a strict social
distancing policy on this production…

1347
01:10:40.583 --> 01:10:41.750
Suit yourself, man.

1348
01:10:41.833 --> 01:10:43.041
[director] Uh…