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(gentle upbeat music)
- I am Captain Missile-Toe.

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(jazzy holiday music)

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- Church was nice.

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- Yes.

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- You look beautiful.

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- Thank you.

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You look nice yourself.

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- Thank you. (chuckles)

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- I have a favor to ask you.

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- Oh no.

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- I have just a few more presents to wrap.

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Would you mind reading them a story?

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- Okay, that's the least I can do

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since you won't let me wrap presents.

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- (laughing) No.

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(Dad laughing)

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♪ Tomorrow brings ♪

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♪ Goodnight, sleep tight ♪

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♪ Tomorrow's light ♪

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- "'Twas the night before Christmas

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and all through the house

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not a creature was stirring

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except for Christmas zombies.

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(jazzy music)

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(Dad laughing)

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The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care

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in hopes that St. Nicholas

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would soon be there.
♪ I just can't wait ♪

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But little did the children know

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as St. Nicholas would prepare,

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a disgruntled elf named Stuffy

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would ready an army to scare."

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- Dad, I don't think you're
reading the story right.

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- Yeah, that's now how it goes.

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- No, that's because you haven't
heard the real story yet.

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I know what really happened.

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You see Santa and Mrs. Claus
have a yearly tradition.

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They give awards to the
elves for their hard work.

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This year as the elves lined up

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Jolly won Elf of the Year

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and Stuffy was very upset.

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(magical tinkling music)

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You see, Stuffy
(somber vocalized music)

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was kind of an outcast at the North Pole,

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known for always overstuffing the dolls.

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He was pretty upset for having
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for 10 years.

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Year after year after year

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he was left stuffing dolls,

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never receiving any
recognition for his hard work.

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The only thing he ever received

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was the nickname Stuffy.

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Before the season began,
he requested a transfer

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to elf security and was denied.

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His last hope was winning

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that Elf of the Year Award.
- Oh, I'm just so excited

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for the talent show.
(jazzy holiday music)

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I think I'm just gonna do
(people chattering)

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a bunch of awesome dance moves.

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- That's cool.

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- What about you, Holly?

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- I think I'll sing one
of my favorite songs.

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I'm so nervous.

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- I know how you feel.

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♪ And don't step on my green elf shoes ♪

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♪ Uh huh don't step on
my green elf shoes ♪

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♪ You're gonna make Santa get the blues ♪

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♪ If you step on my green elf shoes ♪

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♪ World will hear ♪

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♪ That Christmas is a time for everyone ♪

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♪ Oh oh oh ♪

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♪ Whoa oh oh oh ♪

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- Mm.

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- Santa says these dolls
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were overstuffed and that they

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never should have been wrapped.

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- Let me see.

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Hold these cookies.

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All right, give it back to me.

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Get outta here.

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You're not gonna spy on me.

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Don't tell Santa I have these cookies.

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♪ White white snow ♪

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(Stuffy grunts)

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- Hi, Stuffy.

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- Hi there. I'm happy.

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I found a stash of cookies.

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- Well, good for you.

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But Santa said that these presents

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were too stuffed and that
you need to re-stuff them.

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- Take it back to him.

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Tell him he can't have my cookies.

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That's why he's doing this.

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Get outta here, Happy.

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♪ Like Christmas ♪

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♪ No season ♪

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- Stuffy, Santa said the presents

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that you gave me weren't
wrapped good enough

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and that you need to re-wrap them.

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♪ Each year ♪

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- Out!

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Outta here!

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Move on!

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♪ To miss it ♪

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No one interrupts me when I eat cookies.

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I've waited 10 years to get cookies.

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(people chattering)

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- Hello everyone.

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Thank you for coming to
the North Pole Talent Show.

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I'm gonna start us off this evening.

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♪ We three kings of Orient are ♪
- That's pretty good.

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She ain't gonna beat me.

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♪ Bearing gifts we traverse afar ♪

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♪ Field and fountain ♪

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♪ Moor and mountain ♪

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♪ Following yonder star ♪

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♪ Oh oh ♪

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♪ Star of wonder ♪

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♪ Star of light ♪

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♪ Star with royal beauty bright ♪

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♪ Westward leading, still proceeding ♪

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♪ Guide us to ♪

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♪ Thy perfect light ♪

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♪ Guide us to ♪

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♪ Thy perfect light ♪

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(lively electronic dance music)

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Oh, oh, that's sickening.
(people chattering)

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Oh, that hurts.

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Oh, that hurts my heart.

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Stop it.

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("Jingle Bells")

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No one with the last name Claus

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will ever beat me.

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♪ What child is this ♪

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♪ Who lays to rest ♪
Bad, bad.

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♪ On Mary's lap is sleeping ♪

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Bad.

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♪ Whom angels greet ♪

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♪ With anthems sweet ♪
Bad.

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♪ While shepherds watch are keeping ♪

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(audience applauding)

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Yeah.

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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

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♪ Jingle all the way ♪

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♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪

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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey ♪

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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

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♪ Jingle all the way ♪

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♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪

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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

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(audience applauding)
(bells jingling)

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Aah, aah, aah!

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Aah!

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♪ O night ♪

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♪ Divine ♪

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(glass shattering)

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(Stuffy groaning)

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- This one's for you, Santa.

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All right, hit my music.
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♪ Dear Santa ♪

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♪ I call him Big Red ♪

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♪ I call it how I see it ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's overfed ♪

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♪ Too many cookies ♪

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♪ Will he explode ♪

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♪ I saw him eat a whole box ♪

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♪ Still with a nasty nose ♪

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♪ He overeats in his sleep ♪

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♪ Till his wrist gets weak ♪

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♪ Before 20 winks ♪

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♪ 'Cause his sleigh always stinks ♪

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♪ He has mustard in his beard ♪

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♪ And grease in his hair ♪

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♪ If it's time to eat ♪

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♪ You can count him there ♪
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(audience booing)

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What? Hey.

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Who turned my music off.

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Hey, what?

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- [Audience] Boo boo!

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- Big Red, where's my...

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I'm the winner.
- Get off the stage, Stuffy.

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- I'm the winner.

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- This year we have taken notice

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of all of your hard work,

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but there's one elf in particular

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that worked extra hard.

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(drum rolling)

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Jolly!

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- Yeah!
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- Come and get your award.
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- Awarded to who?

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(audience applauding and cheering)

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(audience members whistling)

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- I vow to never
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stuff a doll again.

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Give here.
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(Stuffy growling)

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(suspenseful music)

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And I'll show you what
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(grunts) I know karate.

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What are you looking at?

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- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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How are you, Jolly?

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- Stuffy stole my award present.

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- We need to talk to Stuffy.

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Thank you. Santa.

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- Missile-Toe, did you
get my transfer paperwork?

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- Yeah, I received your transfer papers.

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- Uh, okay.

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- But Santa told me, it's not approved.

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- Big Red!

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He did what?

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I'm sorry, Stuffy.

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- (groans) We'll see about that.

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- [Holly] Hi, Stuffy.
Why aren't you stuffing?

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- I'm on strike.

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- [Holly] Why?

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- Because I didn't win the competition.

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- [Holly] Well, just
because you didn't win,

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doesn't mean you
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have to work with bad heart.

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- I've worked hard here for 10 years

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and I've gotten no credit.

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(tense music)

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- [Holly] Maybe that's
because you weren't working

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with a good heart.

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- You take this and you stuff it.

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I'm outta here.

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I need a break.

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Look, Santa, you decided to raise my pay.

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Thank you very much.

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- No, Stuffy.

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We need to address your behavior issues.

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- What now, Santa?

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- Jolly told me that you
tried to eat her award gift

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and then you kicked it across the stage!

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- I didn't do that, Santa.

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- Stuffy, there is no need to lie.

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- Okay, I was a little upset
I didn't win the award.

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- This is your last chance
to get off my naughty list.

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- What? Why you didn't like

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that song I made for you, Santa?

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- No, Stuffy. It was very rude.

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- Uh! The nerve of you, Big Red.

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(somber music)
I'm outta here.

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(bells clinking)

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- I can't believe Stuffy did that

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to your present.
(people chattering)

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- Yeah, but we should
be used to it by now.

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- Yeah.

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Stuffy's been in a really bad mood lately.

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- Of course. Isn't he always?

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- Yeah, but I wish he
would learn to be kind.

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- I wish that too. And
I wish it were soon.

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But most likely he'll
never learn to be kind.

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Santa says that he was very
naughty when he was a boy.

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- Yeah, but love conquers all.

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Maybe we should just
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- You're right.

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Come on.

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(slow jazzy music)

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- [Jolly] Hey, Stuffy,
how's your day going?

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- How's my day going?

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Horrible.

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- [Jolly] Wow, you have
a lot of dolls to stuff.

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You're really falling behind.

270
00:12:58.190 --> 00:13:00.641
(tense music)
- Stuff?

271
00:13:00.641 --> 00:13:03.058
When you won Elf of the Year,

272
00:13:04.661 --> 00:13:06.494
I vowed to never stuff

273
00:13:08.341 --> 00:13:09.924
another doll again!

274
00:13:15.739 --> 00:13:16.822
You stuff it.

275
00:13:17.861 --> 00:13:21.082
I have an appointment in the bathroom.

276
00:13:21.082 --> 00:13:26.082
(gentle tinkling music)
(wind whistling)

277
00:13:26.650 --> 00:13:29.627
(somber music)

278
00:13:29.627 --> 00:13:30.661
- What's wrong, Stuffy?

279
00:13:30.661 --> 00:13:32.512
- None of your business.

280
00:13:32.512 --> 00:13:34.917
- Come on, you can tell me.

281
00:13:34.917 --> 00:13:37.452
- Why are you always so happy?

282
00:13:37.452 --> 00:13:39.482
- Because it's Christmastime

283
00:13:39.482 --> 00:13:43.768
and Christmas is the time
to be happy, be joyful.

284
00:13:43.768 --> 00:13:47.578
- What am I supposed to do to be happy?

285
00:13:47.578 --> 00:13:50.078
- Maybe you could try smiling.

286
00:13:51.716 --> 00:13:52.716
Bye, Stuffy.

287
00:13:53.653 --> 00:13:55.149
(wind whistling)
(bells clinking)

288
00:13:55.149 --> 00:13:56.732
- Try, try smiling?

289
00:13:59.232 --> 00:14:01.836
(Stuffy grunting)

290
00:14:01.836 --> 00:14:03.074
- I feel kinda bad that Stuffy
(people chattering)

291
00:14:03.074 --> 00:14:05.198
never gets to have a good Christmas.

292
00:14:05.198 --> 00:14:07.673
- Yeah, sometimes I feel like that too.

293
00:14:07.673 --> 00:14:09.313
Maybe we should do something for him.

294
00:14:09.313 --> 00:14:10.248
- Like what?

295
00:14:10.248 --> 00:14:11.594
- We could get him a present.

296
00:14:11.594 --> 00:14:12.703
- Great idea, Happy.

297
00:14:12.703 --> 00:14:14.613
And we can clean up his desk.

298
00:14:14.613 --> 00:14:16.573
And stuff his dolls for him.

299
00:14:16.573 --> 00:14:19.828
- Come on, let's get started.
♪ As we gather and smile ♪

300
00:14:19.828 --> 00:14:22.541
♪ Let's think of someone else ♪

301
00:14:22.541 --> 00:14:27.488
♪ Everybody needs some
love and understanding ♪

302
00:14:27.488 --> 00:14:29.119
♪ While we celebrate ♪
- Hey, guys.

303
00:14:29.119 --> 00:14:29.952
(speaking drowned out by music)

304
00:14:29.952 --> 00:14:30.831
- Great.

305
00:14:30.831 --> 00:14:32.969
♪ And toast a brave new year ♪

306
00:14:32.969 --> 00:14:33.802
- Won't he be surprised.

307
00:14:33.802 --> 00:14:34.939
- Yeah.
♪ In time to make ♪

308
00:14:34.939 --> 00:14:36.961
♪ This day we have begun ♪

309
00:14:36.961 --> 00:14:39.062
(speaking drowned out by music)

310
00:14:39.062 --> 00:14:41.502
♪ And we'll be glad ♪

311
00:14:41.502 --> 00:14:44.362
♪ For all the world to hear ♪

312
00:14:44.362 --> 00:14:49.029
♪ That Christmas is a time for everyone ♪

313
00:14:50.880 --> 00:14:52.671
- Love how they decorate
the Christmas tree.

314
00:14:52.671 --> 00:14:55.903
It's so happy.
- Yeah, yeah, me too, me too.

315
00:14:55.903 --> 00:14:59.001
You know what, I've been
giving it a lot of thought

316
00:14:59.001 --> 00:15:01.654
and they should call it Santa Stuffy

317
00:15:01.654 --> 00:15:06.653
because of all the cookies
he's stuffing down his throat.

318
00:15:06.653 --> 00:15:08.380
- How dare you say that about Santa!

319
00:15:08.380 --> 00:15:09.688
I'm gonna tell him!
- Yeah huh?

320
00:15:09.688 --> 00:15:11.188
Yeah.

321
00:15:11.188 --> 00:15:14.022
- Oh, Stuffy, you look so happy.

322
00:15:14.022 --> 00:15:15.140
- Happy?
(tense music)

323
00:15:15.140 --> 00:15:17.587
Let me at her, let me at her!

324
00:15:17.587 --> 00:15:18.994
I'll show 'em happy.

325
00:15:18.994 --> 00:15:21.265
- Well, Santa, Stuffy keeps saying

326
00:15:21.265 --> 00:15:23.634
that you only stuff your face with cookies

327
00:15:23.634 --> 00:15:26.134
and that you're an overstuffed tomato.

328
00:15:26.134 --> 00:15:29.179
- Why is he saying those
things about me now?

329
00:15:29.179 --> 00:15:30.619
I do love cookies.

330
00:15:30.619 --> 00:15:32.502
- He also said that you
smell like a reindeer.

331
00:15:32.502 --> 00:15:34.919
- This gossiping has to stop.

332
00:15:36.397 --> 00:15:37.984
But I will have a talk with him.

333
00:15:37.984 --> 00:15:39.726
- Okay and thank you, Santa. Bye.

334
00:15:39.726 --> 00:15:43.434
(slow electronic music)
(Stuffy groaning)

335
00:15:43.434 --> 00:15:47.517
- We're going to war. (groaning)

336
00:15:51.406 --> 00:15:53.656
(groaning)

337
00:15:57.050 --> 00:15:59.376
Mustard for everyone!

338
00:15:59.376 --> 00:16:02.110
♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

339
00:16:02.110 --> 00:16:04.261
♪ My true love sent to me ♪

340
00:16:04.261 --> 00:16:08.235
♪ Some mustard from Stuffy ♪

341
00:16:08.235 --> 00:16:10.302
(horse whinnying)

342
00:16:10.302 --> 00:16:13.199
- Captain Missile-Toe, Stuffy
has been running around,

343
00:16:13.199 --> 00:16:14.907
wearing a security shirt,

344
00:16:14.907 --> 00:16:16.939
squirting us with the water guns

345
00:16:16.939 --> 00:16:19.219
saying, "Mustard for everyone".

346
00:16:19.219 --> 00:16:22.378
- I'm so happy, I'm so happy.
(slow electronic music)

347
00:16:22.378 --> 00:16:25.467
This will give you
something to be happy about.

348
00:16:25.467 --> 00:16:27.908
(Stuffy groaning and laughing)

349
00:16:27.908 --> 00:16:28.772
- I've been shot.

350
00:16:28.772 --> 00:16:29.855
- Oh, no.

351
00:16:29.855 --> 00:16:32.237
Stuffy's acting up again.

352
00:16:32.237 --> 00:16:35.566
Okay. We'll keep an eye on him.

353
00:16:35.566 --> 00:16:36.566
- Okay, bye.

354
00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.347
- I've never gotten a gift before.

355
00:16:41.347 --> 00:16:43.930
Well. (groans)

356
00:16:47.328 --> 00:16:48.161
Oh. Wow.

357
00:16:49.594 --> 00:16:50.639
(gentle guitar music)

358
00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:54.140
They say, he's the reason for the season.

359
00:16:54.140 --> 00:16:55.723
Jesus, not Big Red.

360
00:16:59.583 --> 00:17:04.583
Well, then that's the greatest
gift anyone could have.

361
00:17:04.644 --> 00:17:05.477
Wow.

362
00:17:07.308 --> 00:17:12.064
♪ Finishing my shift at a dead end job ♪

363
00:17:12.064 --> 00:17:15.921
♪ Playing Santa at a local store ♪

364
00:17:15.921 --> 00:17:17.761
- Hello, everyone.

365
00:17:17.761 --> 00:17:19.041
I brought cookies.

366
00:17:19.041 --> 00:17:19.874
- Oh, yum.

367
00:17:19.874 --> 00:17:21.281
- Thank you, Mrs. Claus.

368
00:17:21.281 --> 00:17:23.121
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

369
00:17:23.121 --> 00:17:25.458
Thank you for working so hard.

370
00:17:25.458 --> 00:17:27.830
- [Jolly] And thank you.
They look delicious.

371
00:17:27.830 --> 00:17:28.778
- Hey, Big Bopper.

372
00:17:28.778 --> 00:17:29.876
You wanted to see me?

373
00:17:29.876 --> 00:17:32.209
- Ho, ho, ho, hello, Stuffy.

374
00:17:33.454 --> 00:17:35.487
I heard what you said about me.

375
00:17:35.487 --> 00:17:37.421
- Well, what about it, Santa?

376
00:17:37.421 --> 00:17:41.331
- You said that all I do is
stuff cookies down my throat

377
00:17:41.331 --> 00:17:44.580
and that I look like a plump tomato.

378
00:17:44.580 --> 00:17:46.809
And that I smell like a reindeer.

379
00:17:46.809 --> 00:17:48.971
- You heard I said what?

380
00:17:48.971 --> 00:17:51.792
I wouldn't say anything like that.

381
00:17:51.792 --> 00:17:53.251
I love cookies.

382
00:17:53.251 --> 00:17:54.736
- I didn't bring it to your attention

383
00:17:54.736 --> 00:17:58.357
when you put laxative in security's milk.

384
00:17:58.357 --> 00:18:00.783
No, I didn't say anything to you.

385
00:18:00.783 --> 00:18:02.973
- Okay, okay, maybe I did say

386
00:18:02.973 --> 00:18:05.013
you look like a plump tomato.

387
00:18:05.013 --> 00:18:08.304
- Stuffy, instead of
making toys for children

388
00:18:08.304 --> 00:18:09.804
with a good heart,

389
00:18:11.589 --> 00:18:13.725
you have done nothing but complain.

390
00:18:13.725 --> 00:18:16.485
- You didn't get me on security.

391
00:18:16.485 --> 00:18:19.125
You didn't give me the award this year.

392
00:18:19.125 --> 00:18:23.224
I'm underpaid, I don't
even get minimum wage.

393
00:18:23.224 --> 00:18:24.669
I mean, what do you wanna do?
- I have been patient

394
00:18:24.669 --> 00:18:27.224
with you for years, Stuffy.

395
00:18:27.224 --> 00:18:29.104
- Well what, what about it, Santa?

396
00:18:29.104 --> 00:18:30.136
- You know, Stuffy,

397
00:18:30.136 --> 00:18:33.144
I took you in when you
were just a little boy

398
00:18:33.144 --> 00:18:35.859
and no one wanted you
because you were so naughty.

399
00:18:35.859 --> 00:18:36.714
- Yeah, we know.

400
00:18:36.714 --> 00:18:38.040
We know I'm not a real elf.

401
00:18:38.040 --> 00:18:40.576
Look at this! This is what you give me.

402
00:18:40.576 --> 00:18:43.736
Look at my hair and my beard.

403
00:18:43.736 --> 00:18:46.805
The elves know I'm not real.

404
00:18:46.805 --> 00:18:48.264
And that's why I'm in a bad mood

405
00:18:48.264 --> 00:18:51.798
because I don't even know who I am.

406
00:18:51.798 --> 00:18:55.522
But it's okay, Big Red.
We all know who you are.

407
00:18:55.522 --> 00:18:57.051
We can't miss you.

408
00:18:57.051 --> 00:19:00.512
- Pride commeth before the fall, Stuffy.

409
00:19:00.512 --> 00:19:01.345
I'm sorry.

410
00:19:02.672 --> 00:19:04.381
I'm gonna have to let you go.

411
00:19:04.381 --> 00:19:07.420
- Dad, you can't fire me!
(slow somber music)

412
00:19:07.420 --> 00:19:08.803
I'm an elf!

413
00:19:08.803 --> 00:19:11.046
- Not any longer, Stuffy.

414
00:19:11.046 --> 00:19:11.879
- [Stuffy] Dad!

415
00:19:11.879 --> 00:19:13.221
- Christmas is not for you.

416
00:19:13.221 --> 00:19:15.160
(tense dark music)

417
00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:17.493
- If Christmas isn't for me,

418
00:19:19.203 --> 00:19:21.703
Christmas won't be for anyone!

419
00:19:23.152 --> 00:19:25.526
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

420
00:19:25.526 --> 00:19:28.174
Have a Merry Christmas, Stuffy.

421
00:19:28.174 --> 00:19:29.695
(Stuffy growling)

422
00:19:29.695 --> 00:19:31.345
- Stuffy, calm down.

423
00:19:31.345 --> 00:19:32.500
I got fired.
- Sorry.

424
00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:33.458
- That's what happened,
(tense music)

425
00:19:33.458 --> 00:19:34.511
Missile-Toe.

426
00:19:34.511 --> 00:19:35.852
I'm outta here.

427
00:19:35.852 --> 00:19:37.435
You stay out of it.

428
00:19:42.223 --> 00:19:43.735
- What a pity,
(somber music)

429
00:19:43.735 --> 00:19:45.303
but we can't have division here.

430
00:19:45.303 --> 00:19:46.303
- Oh, Santa.

431
00:19:47.476 --> 00:19:49.602
We never had to fire an elf before.

432
00:19:49.602 --> 00:19:52.548
- Christmas is about
celebrating the birth of Christ

433
00:19:52.548 --> 00:19:56.810
and we can't bring joy to
the world with unhappy elves.

434
00:19:56.810 --> 00:19:59.508
- Don't you think you were
a little harsh with him.

435
00:19:59.508 --> 00:20:02.132
- Maybe I can work something out.

436
00:20:02.132 --> 00:20:03.715
- Where will he go?

437
00:20:07.349 --> 00:20:09.932
(tense music)

438
00:20:13.497 --> 00:20:16.394
- The old laxative trick.
(can rattling)

439
00:20:16.394 --> 00:20:19.512
Security will never see it coming.

440
00:20:19.512 --> 00:20:22.512
(suspenseful music)

441
00:20:24.701 --> 00:20:27.368
(lock clicking)

442
00:20:30.871 --> 00:20:32.007
(can rattling)

443
00:20:32.007 --> 00:20:33.174
Laxative time.

444
00:20:34.452 --> 00:20:35.785
Hey teddy bear,
(suspenseful music)

445
00:20:35.785 --> 00:20:37.428
don't tell nobody.

446
00:20:37.428 --> 00:20:40.075
(can rattling)

447
00:20:40.075 --> 00:20:43.197
(door clicking and clattering)

448
00:20:43.197 --> 00:20:46.573
♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪

449
00:20:46.573 --> 00:20:50.737
♪ No season like this is ♪

450
00:20:50.737 --> 00:20:55.737
♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪

451
00:20:57.305 --> 00:21:00.886
♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪

452
00:21:00.886 --> 00:21:04.928
♪ No reason to miss it ♪
(Mr. Missile-Toe farting)

453
00:21:04.928 --> 00:21:09.178
♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪

454
00:21:11.612 --> 00:21:12.570
(sleigh whooshing)

455
00:21:12.570 --> 00:21:15.987
♪ At Christmastime ♪

456
00:21:15.987 --> 00:21:17.702
♪ When carols are sung ♪

457
00:21:17.702 --> 00:21:18.785
(air whooshing)

458
00:21:18.785 --> 00:21:19.743
(tense music)

459
00:21:19.743 --> 00:21:21.806
- Happy, Stuffy's gone!

460
00:21:21.806 --> 00:21:23.406
- I know, he got fired.

461
00:21:23.406 --> 00:21:25.337
- No, you don't understand.

462
00:21:25.337 --> 00:21:28.857
(suspenseful music)

463
00:21:28.857 --> 00:21:30.988
(Happy gasping)

464
00:21:30.988 --> 00:21:32.383
- Stuffy took the reindeer!

465
00:21:32.383 --> 00:21:33.708
He stole the reindeer!

466
00:21:33.708 --> 00:21:35.068
What are we gonna do?

467
00:21:35.068 --> 00:21:38.151
- Get me Captain Missile-Toe at once!

468
00:21:38.985 --> 00:21:40.132
- Reporting for duty, Santa.

469
00:21:40.132 --> 00:21:43.020
- How did you let Stuffy
steal the reindeer?

470
00:21:43.020 --> 00:21:44.326
Where were your men?

471
00:21:44.326 --> 00:21:45.880
- Sorry, Santa.

472
00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.576
Stuffy switched our milk again.

473
00:21:48.576 --> 00:21:50.335
- You clean yourselves up

474
00:21:50.335 --> 00:21:53.341
and change your pants if you have to,

475
00:21:53.341 --> 00:21:55.524
but you locate him as soon as possible.

476
00:21:55.524 --> 00:21:58.749
- I'll gather my team and
we'll try to locate him.

477
00:21:58.749 --> 00:22:01.811
- And if you don't find
the sleigh and reindeer,

478
00:22:01.811 --> 00:22:03.894
Christmas will be ruined.

479
00:22:04.891 --> 00:22:06.400
- We'll do our very best, sir.

480
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:07.920
- Hold on, hold on.

481
00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:11.389
You're telling me that
Santa has a security team?

482
00:22:11.389 --> 00:22:14.261
That's not in any of the story books.

483
00:22:14.261 --> 00:22:15.463
- [Father] He doesn't go advertising

484
00:22:15.463 --> 00:22:17.268
that sort of thing around.

485
00:22:17.268 --> 00:22:19.156
He's a military man at heart.

486
00:22:19.156 --> 00:22:22.200
Santa didn't make it under the
radar this long for nothing.

487
00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:25.636
You can bet your candy canes
he has a security team.

488
00:22:25.636 --> 00:22:26.476
(suspenseful music)

489
00:22:26.476 --> 00:22:28.602
There's reconnaissance involved.

490
00:22:28.602 --> 00:22:32.116
They need to find out what
kids want for presents.

491
00:22:32.116 --> 00:22:35.602
There's no magic fairy dust here.

492
00:22:35.602 --> 00:22:36.602
Where was I?

493
00:22:37.445 --> 00:22:38.444
Oh yes.

494
00:22:38.444 --> 00:22:41.525
So the team came back empty handed.

495
00:22:41.525 --> 00:22:44.726
Stuffy had escaped their grasp.

496
00:22:44.726 --> 00:22:47.104
Where would Stuffy go?

497
00:22:47.104 --> 00:22:49.741
What was he gonna do?
(insects chirping)

498
00:22:49.741 --> 00:22:51.241
Stuffy had a plan.

499
00:23:09.006 --> 00:23:11.356
(wolf howling)

500
00:23:11.356 --> 00:23:12.189
(bird squeaks)

501
00:23:12.189 --> 00:23:14.606
(bell rings)

502
00:23:15.761 --> 00:23:17.134
(bells clinking)

503
00:23:17.134 --> 00:23:19.924
(sleigh whooshing)

504
00:23:19.924 --> 00:23:20.757
(somber music)
- What are we gonna do

505
00:23:20.757 --> 00:23:22.432
about Christmas?

506
00:23:22.432 --> 00:23:26.015
- We've been working
so hard all year long.

507
00:23:27.193 --> 00:23:28.129
- And now the children

508
00:23:28.129 --> 00:23:30.449
aren't even gonna get their presents.

509
00:23:30.449 --> 00:23:32.604
- This is making me so sad.

510
00:23:32.604 --> 00:23:35.004
It's making you sad too, Happy,

511
00:23:35.004 --> 00:23:37.337
and you're always happy.

512
00:23:37.337 --> 00:23:39.286
(people chattering)

513
00:23:39.286 --> 00:23:40.786
- Double espresso.

514
00:23:42.921 --> 00:23:43.754
There.

515
00:23:46.147 --> 00:23:47.137
- What?

516
00:23:47.137 --> 00:23:49.467
- You look like the walking dead.

517
00:23:49.467 --> 00:23:50.300
- Uh!
- Oh.

518
00:23:52.266 --> 00:23:53.790
Wait.
(thunder cracking)

519
00:23:53.790 --> 00:23:54.623
That's it.

520
00:23:55.795 --> 00:23:56.628
The dead.

521
00:23:58.227 --> 00:23:59.060
Zombies.

522
00:24:00.938 --> 00:24:02.105
Oh, that's it.

523
00:24:04.188 --> 00:24:06.605
That's how I'll get 'em back.

524
00:24:07.666 --> 00:24:11.833
Zombies.
(tense electronic music)

525
00:24:38.941 --> 00:24:40.524
I'm lost, I'm lost.

526
00:24:42.098 --> 00:24:42.931
Huh.

527
00:24:44.207 --> 00:24:48.374
You're gonna have Stuffy's
personality, my friend.

528
00:24:49.973 --> 00:24:50.806
Power on.

529
00:24:51.897 --> 00:24:52.855
(motor whirring)

530
00:24:52.855 --> 00:24:53.688
Yeah.

531
00:24:55.294 --> 00:24:56.910
(motor whirring)

532
00:24:56.910 --> 00:24:57.743
Okay.

533
00:24:58.582 --> 00:25:01.473
(loud whooshing)
There you go. I know it hurts.

534
00:25:01.473 --> 00:25:04.182
I know it hurts, but
you need to be stuffed

535
00:25:04.182 --> 00:25:06.058
to full capacity. (grunts)

536
00:25:06.058 --> 00:25:07.972
(eerie electronic music)

537
00:25:07.972 --> 00:25:08.805
(robot mumbling)

538
00:25:08.805 --> 00:25:10.929
Don't be smart with me.
(static hissing)

539
00:25:10.929 --> 00:25:11.762
Okay.

540
00:25:12.853 --> 00:25:13.686
All right.

541
00:25:14.637 --> 00:25:17.101
Quite a grip you have here.

542
00:25:17.101 --> 00:25:20.229
All right, let it go. Let it go.

543
00:25:20.229 --> 00:25:24.420
(electricity buzzing)
He's alive! He's alive!

544
00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:26.682
(Stuffy shouting)

545
00:25:26.682 --> 00:25:28.960
They'll know that Santa's coming.

546
00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:31.248
(Stuffy screaming)
(electricity buzzing)

547
00:25:31.248 --> 00:25:32.892
(tense music)

548
00:25:32.892 --> 00:25:33.898
- I have a report, sir.

549
00:25:33.898 --> 00:25:36.748
We found out he's creating
an army of zombies.

550
00:25:36.748 --> 00:25:39.021
We also heard loud music
and someone rapping.

551
00:25:39.021 --> 00:25:42.091
He changed locations and
we are unable to find him.

552
00:25:42.091 --> 00:25:44.415
- Oh no. What am I gonna tell Santa?

553
00:25:44.415 --> 00:25:46.166
I have an old friend.

554
00:25:46.166 --> 00:25:48.488
I can call in a favor from him.

555
00:25:48.488 --> 00:25:49.321
- Hey, IQ, you wanna go
(typewriter clacking)

556
00:25:49.321 --> 00:25:50.557
to the shooting range?

557
00:25:50.557 --> 00:25:53.592
(ominous music)

558
00:25:53.592 --> 00:25:56.197
Put the book down for five minutes, man.

559
00:25:56.197 --> 00:25:58.280
- Shh, I'm at the climax.

560
00:26:02.138 --> 00:26:04.805
- Okay, well I'll call Snowflake.

561
00:26:04.805 --> 00:26:05.760
(tense music)

562
00:26:05.760 --> 00:26:08.943
It'll give me a reason to
spend some time with her.

563
00:26:08.943 --> 00:26:12.376
I'll show her who the
best shot around here is.

564
00:26:12.376 --> 00:26:15.709
Certainly not you. You never train, man.

565
00:26:18.491 --> 00:26:20.991
(gun firing)

566
00:26:25.168 --> 00:26:26.409
I take it back.

567
00:26:26.409 --> 00:26:28.409
- I don't need training.

568
00:26:29.346 --> 00:26:31.432
(lively music)
- You get 'em, boy.

569
00:26:31.432 --> 00:26:34.162
You get 'em, go get 'em.

570
00:26:34.162 --> 00:26:37.245
I want Captain Missile-Toe and Santa!

571
00:26:39.351 --> 00:26:40.852
You get your men on this.

572
00:26:40.852 --> 00:26:44.202
♪ It's like Halloween in fall ♪
Go.

573
00:26:44.202 --> 00:26:45.905
♪ Every night they come to call ♪

574
00:26:45.905 --> 00:26:48.475
♪ You're welcome one and all ♪

575
00:26:48.475 --> 00:26:49.308
♪ As the ♪

576
00:26:49.308 --> 00:26:51.662
(phone ringing)
- Gunner, is this you?

577
00:26:51.662 --> 00:26:52.622
- Who's this?

578
00:26:52.622 --> 00:26:54.926
- Remember Christmas of 2004

579
00:26:54.926 --> 00:26:56.909
when you held Santa at gunpoint

580
00:26:56.909 --> 00:27:00.306
for dropping through your chimney?

581
00:27:00.306 --> 00:27:02.020
- Ho, ho, ho, ho!
- Get on the ground!

582
00:27:02.020 --> 00:27:03.869
- Ho, ho, ho, ho.
- No more, Santa!

583
00:27:03.869 --> 00:27:07.105
- I'm the security captain
who came to talk you down.

584
00:27:07.105 --> 00:27:08.831
- Captain Missile-Toe.

585
00:27:08.831 --> 00:27:09.825
Yes, I remember you.

586
00:27:09.825 --> 00:27:11.671
- We have a situation.

587
00:27:11.671 --> 00:27:13.805
I think you might be
able to help us with it.

588
00:27:13.805 --> 00:27:15.021
- What's the situation?

589
00:27:15.021 --> 00:27:18.526
- A disgruntled employee
named Stuffy was fired-

590
00:27:18.526 --> 00:27:19.359
- What?
and he stole

591
00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:20.765
the reindeer and sleigh.

592
00:27:20.765 --> 00:27:23.660
- Why do you need help with
one disgruntled employee?

593
00:27:23.660 --> 00:27:27.290
- He could be planning to
come back to get revenge.

594
00:27:27.290 --> 00:27:28.874
- Now you're talking my language.

595
00:27:28.874 --> 00:27:30.811
- Yeah, we found this old location

596
00:27:30.811 --> 00:27:32.490
and we were able to bug his building.

597
00:27:32.490 --> 00:27:33.323
- Okay.

598
00:27:33.323 --> 00:27:35.615
- Then he switched locations
and we lost track of him.

599
00:27:35.615 --> 00:27:36.889
- We'll get right on it.

600
00:27:36.889 --> 00:27:38.615
- I knew I could count on you, brother.

601
00:27:38.615 --> 00:27:39.448
Thank you.

602
00:27:39.448 --> 00:27:40.823
- Sergeant Gunner
(lively music)

603
00:27:40.823 --> 00:27:41.656
would have to get

604
00:27:41.656 --> 00:27:44.979
his zombie outbreak
response team together,

605
00:27:44.979 --> 00:27:48.484
starting with his most decorated soldier,

606
00:27:48.484 --> 00:27:50.734
the beautiful, the amazing,

607
00:27:52.004 --> 00:27:55.254
the lone wolf, the cheese on your taco,

608
00:27:56.234 --> 00:27:58.571
a mother of three daughters,

609
00:27:58.571 --> 00:28:01.514
the hair that never gets messed up,

610
00:28:01.514 --> 00:28:04.264
and the makeup that never smears.

611
00:28:05.280 --> 00:28:08.274
- Dad, are you just describing Mom?

612
00:28:08.274 --> 00:28:10.261
- Her name's not Mom.

613
00:28:10.261 --> 00:28:13.761
Her name is Snowflake, Corporal Snowflake.

614
00:28:15.034 --> 00:28:18.075
But yeah, she does have
a striking resemblance

615
00:28:18.075 --> 00:28:19.365
to your mother.

616
00:28:19.365 --> 00:28:20.448
(tense music)

617
00:28:20.448 --> 00:28:24.733
- The battle of robot
bits continues, my friend.

618
00:28:24.733 --> 00:28:26.711
I surely wouldn't choose
the cup in front of you

619
00:28:26.711 --> 00:28:29.296
because you're from New Jersey.

620
00:28:29.296 --> 00:28:32.037
New Jersey is the home of
the first movie theater.

621
00:28:32.037 --> 00:28:35.455
They didn't have any drinks
when they first opened.

622
00:28:35.455 --> 00:28:39.334
But I surely wouldn't choose
the cup in front of me either.

623
00:28:39.334 --> 00:28:40.800
- Why not?

624
00:28:40.800 --> 00:28:43.050
- Because I'm from New York

625
00:28:44.809 --> 00:28:47.173
and it's home of the
New York Cheese Steak.

626
00:28:47.173 --> 00:28:48.429
And a cheese steak's so good

627
00:28:48.429 --> 00:28:50.143
you don't take any drinks
with a cheese steak

628
00:28:50.143 --> 00:28:52.726
'cause then you won't taste it.

629
00:28:56.146 --> 00:28:56.979
Look.

630
00:29:02.827 --> 00:29:04.321
- Oh, Happy.
(somber music)

631
00:29:04.321 --> 00:29:06.222
What's wrong?

632
00:29:06.222 --> 00:29:08.389
- I'm just a little worry.

633
00:29:09.404 --> 00:29:11.352
How are the children
gonna get their presents

634
00:29:11.352 --> 00:29:13.813
if Santa doesn't have
a sleigh and reindeer?

635
00:29:13.813 --> 00:29:16.396
- Oh, there's no need to worry.

636
00:29:17.775 --> 00:29:21.512
Santa will take care of everything.

637
00:29:21.512 --> 00:29:23.106
- Good afternoon, sir.
(tense music)

638
00:29:23.106 --> 00:29:25.392
Thank you for coming on such short notice.

639
00:29:25.392 --> 00:29:28.214
My colleague gave me your file.

640
00:29:28.214 --> 00:29:30.490
I thought we could start off
with maybe an introduction.

641
00:29:30.490 --> 00:29:32.562
Tell me about your experience.

642
00:29:32.562 --> 00:29:34.075
Start with your name.

643
00:29:34.075 --> 00:29:36.158
- I Am Straight Business.

644
00:29:38.197 --> 00:29:39.265
- That's good.

645
00:29:39.265 --> 00:29:40.781
That is a good quality to have.

646
00:29:40.781 --> 00:29:43.626
We are straight business here.

647
00:29:43.626 --> 00:29:44.736
(suspenseful music)
But if you can

648
00:29:44.736 --> 00:29:47.838
go ahead and start with your name.

649
00:29:47.838 --> 00:29:49.921
- I Am Straight Business.

650
00:29:53.038 --> 00:29:54.326
- That is excellent.

651
00:29:54.326 --> 00:29:57.526
That is very excellent
and outstanding, sir,

652
00:29:57.526 --> 00:29:59.705
that you are straight business.

653
00:29:59.705 --> 00:30:02.038
I am straight business also.

654
00:30:04.656 --> 00:30:05.814
Okay.

655
00:30:05.814 --> 00:30:09.831
Maybe I'll just start with your file then.

656
00:30:09.831 --> 00:30:11.831
It says here that you...

657
00:30:14.611 --> 00:30:18.089
Your name is I'm Straight Business?

658
00:30:18.089 --> 00:30:20.506
- No, I Am Straight Business.

659
00:30:22.261 --> 00:30:23.336
- I apologize, sir.

660
00:30:23.336 --> 00:30:24.804
Okay. Well, it doesn't matter.

661
00:30:24.804 --> 00:30:27.631
Your name doesn't matter, okay?

662
00:30:27.631 --> 00:30:30.281
I see that you do have
the experience I need

663
00:30:30.281 --> 00:30:33.081
and I need another team member fast.

664
00:30:33.081 --> 00:30:36.462
We have Christmas to
save and zombies to hunt.

665
00:30:36.462 --> 00:30:39.221
Are you up for the task?

666
00:30:39.221 --> 00:30:40.254
- Yes, sir.

667
00:30:40.254 --> 00:30:42.260
- And a little word of wisdom, sir,

668
00:30:42.260 --> 00:30:44.410
before we begin.

669
00:30:44.410 --> 00:30:46.160
Snowflake is with me.

670
00:30:49.769 --> 00:30:51.819
You keep your eyes to yourself

671
00:30:51.819 --> 00:30:52.827
(suspenseful music)

672
00:30:52.827 --> 00:30:57.227
or you'll be fired as
quick as you started.

673
00:30:57.227 --> 00:30:58.060
- Yes, sir.

674
00:30:58.060 --> 00:30:59.963
(tense music)
- Snowflake.

675
00:30:59.963 --> 00:31:01.885
Having a good day?

676
00:31:01.885 --> 00:31:04.381
Meet your new team member.

677
00:31:04.381 --> 00:31:06.298
I Am Straight Business.

678
00:31:09.250 --> 00:31:10.886
I'll let you two introduce yourself,

679
00:31:10.886 --> 00:31:12.387
but I'm gonna be watching

680
00:31:12.387 --> 00:31:14.574
over here keeping a close eye on you two.

681
00:31:14.574 --> 00:31:16.208
- Guess what, Happy.

682
00:31:16.208 --> 00:31:18.528
Santa found an old sleigh in the barn

683
00:31:18.528 --> 00:31:20.781
and he found a bunch of new reindeer!

684
00:31:20.781 --> 00:31:23.462
- (gasps) Christmas is saved after all.

685
00:31:23.462 --> 00:31:25.554
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

686
00:31:25.554 --> 00:31:27.735
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

687
00:31:27.735 --> 00:31:28.568
- All right, team,
(tense music)

688
00:31:28.568 --> 00:31:29.918
it's mandatory.

689
00:31:29.918 --> 00:31:33.661
Your backup weapon's gonna be a shotgun.

690
00:31:33.661 --> 00:31:37.078
I say this because the new rounds are in.

691
00:31:38.391 --> 00:31:39.724
Zombie stoppers.

692
00:31:41.173 --> 00:31:42.034
- You know, Happy,
(vocalized choral music)

693
00:31:42.034 --> 00:31:44.023
Christmas is all about getting presents

694
00:31:44.023 --> 00:31:46.173
and playing with them.

695
00:31:46.173 --> 00:31:49.634
- Actually, I don't think that's it.

696
00:31:49.634 --> 00:31:51.033
The real reason for the season

697
00:31:51.033 --> 00:31:54.838
is the birth of our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ.

698
00:31:54.838 --> 00:31:56.817
- Then what's the point of giving gifts?

699
00:31:56.817 --> 00:31:59.241
- Because Jesus was the ultimate gift

700
00:31:59.241 --> 00:32:01.257
and the Kings gave him gifts.

701
00:32:01.257 --> 00:32:03.619
So it's kinda like tradition.

702
00:32:03.619 --> 00:32:05.286
- Oh, thanks, Happy.

703
00:32:06.543 --> 00:32:08.216
- Aren't you a little overprotective?

704
00:32:08.216 --> 00:32:10.073
(emotional music)
- I'm gonna be overprotective.

705
00:32:10.073 --> 00:32:11.411
You see this ring.

706
00:32:11.411 --> 00:32:13.845
I pledged myself to you two weeks ago.

707
00:32:13.845 --> 00:32:16.315
Whether you like it or not, I'm all yours.

708
00:32:16.315 --> 00:32:18.056
- I'm not ready.

709
00:32:18.056 --> 00:32:19.022
- You're never gonna be ready.

710
00:32:19.022 --> 00:32:21.165
No risk, no reward.

711
00:32:21.165 --> 00:32:23.584
- Not until you can outshoot me.

712
00:32:23.584 --> 00:32:24.611
- I'll outshoot you right now.

713
00:32:24.611 --> 00:32:26.405
Let's go to the range.

714
00:32:26.405 --> 00:32:28.732
- I need a protector.

715
00:32:28.732 --> 00:32:30.229
- You already said I was overprotective.

716
00:32:30.229 --> 00:32:31.954
That doesn't make any sense.

717
00:32:31.954 --> 00:32:35.594
- (scoffs) Welcome to your
first lesson on women.

718
00:32:35.594 --> 00:32:37.844
I'll meet you at the range.

719
00:32:39.663 --> 00:32:44.663
(rifle firing)
(dynamic music)

720
00:32:45.127 --> 00:32:47.381
(rifle firing)

721
00:32:47.381 --> 00:32:49.002
- That's how it's done.

722
00:32:49.002 --> 00:32:50.752
- That's pretty good.

723
00:32:52.178 --> 00:32:55.298
(rifle firing)

724
00:32:55.298 --> 00:32:56.881
- I think I got it.

725
00:32:58.865 --> 00:33:00.022
- Hold on, Snowflake.

726
00:33:00.022 --> 00:33:01.439
Wait right there.

727
00:33:02.703 --> 00:33:03.887
No, you don't have it.

728
00:33:03.887 --> 00:33:07.137
Let me show you how a real man does it.

729
00:33:08.312 --> 00:33:12.902
(rifle clicking)
(tense music)

730
00:33:12.902 --> 00:33:15.569
(rifle firing)

731
00:33:16.507 --> 00:33:19.007
That's how a real man does it.

732
00:33:20.636 --> 00:33:23.362
- You didn't even get close.

733
00:33:23.362 --> 00:33:25.949
- Kinda close. I got on the target.

734
00:33:25.949 --> 00:33:29.699
- (scoffs) Not close enough.

735
00:33:32.592 --> 00:33:35.328
(rifle clicking)

736
00:33:35.328 --> 00:33:37.898
(rifle firing)

737
00:33:37.898 --> 00:33:40.331
- How are you doing that?

738
00:33:40.331 --> 00:33:42.392
I need another round. Give me a round.

739
00:33:42.392 --> 00:33:45.142
(dynamic music)

740
00:33:47.845 --> 00:33:51.678
If I beat your shot, I'm
taking you to dinner.

741
00:34:02.883 --> 00:34:05.412
(rifle firing)

742
00:34:05.412 --> 00:34:07.073
Time for dinner.

743
00:34:07.073 --> 00:34:08.573
- Not yet, cowboy.

744
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:11.142
- What do you mean?

745
00:34:13.862 --> 00:34:15.943
(rifle clicking)

746
00:34:15.943 --> 00:34:18.102
(rifle firing)

747
00:34:18.102 --> 00:34:19.377
(explosion booming)

748
00:34:19.377 --> 00:34:22.500
- (indistinct) we take on the North Pole!

749
00:34:22.500 --> 00:34:23.530
(tense music)

750
00:34:23.530 --> 00:34:27.791
I have stuffed you for such a time as this

751
00:34:27.791 --> 00:34:30.330
and together, my friends,
(electronics beeping)

752
00:34:30.330 --> 00:34:32.497
Christmas will be no more!

753
00:34:34.871 --> 00:34:37.591
(electronics beeping)

754
00:34:37.591 --> 00:34:40.442
We have three mission objectives.

755
00:34:40.442 --> 00:34:43.071
(tense music)

756
00:34:43.071 --> 00:34:44.202
Three.

757
00:34:44.202 --> 00:34:47.535
Number one, eat all the Christmas gifts.

758
00:34:48.549 --> 00:34:50.716
Number two, anyone moving,

759
00:34:51.770 --> 00:34:55.891
you will tie them up
with Christmas lights.

760
00:34:55.891 --> 00:35:00.229
We will hurt no one,
but we will tie them up

761
00:35:00.229 --> 00:35:02.396
in time to ruin Christmas.

762
00:35:04.451 --> 00:35:06.148
Number three,
(electronics beeping)

763
00:35:06.148 --> 00:35:10.830
and the main target, something
that you cannot miss,

764
00:35:10.830 --> 00:35:13.670
something big, overstuffed and red

765
00:35:13.670 --> 00:35:15.190
like a plump tomato,

766
00:35:15.190 --> 00:35:16.857
someone of legend...

767
00:35:18.268 --> 00:35:19.897
Big Red.

768
00:35:19.897 --> 00:35:22.758
The old diaper himself...

769
00:35:22.758 --> 00:35:25.678
Santa Claus.
(explosion booming)

770
00:35:25.678 --> 00:35:28.678
(crickets chirping)

771
00:35:29.528 --> 00:35:31.479
Is anyone listening?

772
00:35:31.479 --> 00:35:33.489
I'm not getting any feedback here.

773
00:35:33.489 --> 00:35:34.697
(electronics beeps)

774
00:35:34.697 --> 00:35:35.530
I'll tell you

775
00:35:35.530 --> 00:35:36.439
what it's about?
(electronic music)

776
00:35:36.439 --> 00:35:37.974
♪ Ho ho ho ho ♪

777
00:35:37.974 --> 00:35:39.438
♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪

778
00:35:39.438 --> 00:35:40.688
Now, listen up.

779
00:35:47.057 --> 00:35:48.473
♪ Attack Santa ♪

780
00:35:48.473 --> 00:35:50.516
♪ Let's close the North Pole ♪

781
00:35:50.516 --> 00:35:51.575
♪ Check his hat ♪

782
00:35:51.575 --> 00:35:53.436
♪ His danger's not so ♪

783
00:35:53.436 --> 00:35:56.487
♪ I want all the cookies,
all of the gifts ♪

784
00:35:56.487 --> 00:35:59.476
♪ Not to get rich but to take St. Nick ♪

785
00:35:59.476 --> 00:36:02.514
♪ I'll toilet paper his
stocking all night ♪

786
00:36:02.514 --> 00:36:05.525
♪ Ask him why his pants are so tight ♪

787
00:36:05.525 --> 00:36:08.567
♪ Nothing can stop my zombie boys ♪

788
00:36:08.567 --> 00:36:11.585
♪ No more Christmas, no more joy ♪

789
00:36:11.585 --> 00:36:14.545
♪ No more elves, no more lights ♪

790
00:36:14.545 --> 00:36:17.609
♪ Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night ♪

791
00:36:17.609 --> 00:36:21.276
(rhythmic electronic music)

792
00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:30.432
Charge!

793
00:36:36.088 --> 00:36:37.457
- Okay, team, I'm here
(suspenseful music)

794
00:36:37.457 --> 00:36:39.759
to brief you on our mission.

795
00:36:39.759 --> 00:36:42.449
Apparently a disgruntled employee

796
00:36:42.449 --> 00:36:46.567
has stolen the sleigh and the
reindeer from the North Pole.

797
00:36:46.567 --> 00:36:49.895
It's up to us to save Christmas.

798
00:36:49.895 --> 00:36:51.728
We have to locate him.

799
00:36:53.090 --> 00:36:55.596
I have a map in my office

800
00:36:55.596 --> 00:36:58.324
that shows where his hideout is.

801
00:36:58.324 --> 00:36:59.657
They have wiretapped
(dynamic music)

802
00:36:59.657 --> 00:37:01.740
his hideout and they found out

803
00:37:01.740 --> 00:37:04.591
he's making an army of zombies.

804
00:37:04.591 --> 00:37:07.007
And that's where we come in,

805
00:37:07.007 --> 00:37:09.007
to do what we're good at

806
00:37:09.852 --> 00:37:12.435
and that's eliminating zombies.

807
00:37:14.173 --> 00:37:16.629
Meet me in my office in five minutes.

808
00:37:16.629 --> 00:37:20.374
IQ, put the book down.
Are you paying attention?

809
00:37:20.374 --> 00:37:22.013
- Yes.

810
00:37:22.013 --> 00:37:23.846
Loud and clear, Sarge.

811
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:26.601
- Really?

812
00:37:26.601 --> 00:37:29.876
All right, let's hear the mission.

813
00:37:29.876 --> 00:37:32.965
- We have to go on a mission

814
00:37:32.965 --> 00:37:35.632
to find Santa's stolen reindeers

815
00:37:37.449 --> 00:37:38.366
and sleigh.

816
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.059
(tense music)

817
00:37:48.777 --> 00:37:52.286
(slow drumming music)

818
00:37:52.286 --> 00:37:53.977
(walkie talkie beeps)

819
00:37:53.977 --> 00:37:54.977
- Snowflake.

820
00:37:59.485 --> 00:38:00.318
Snowflake.

821
00:38:00.318 --> 00:38:02.901
- Where is he, where's the elf?

822
00:38:04.542 --> 00:38:05.902
- [Sgt. Gunner] Snowflake.

823
00:38:05.902 --> 00:38:07.168
- [Snowflake] I'm a little busy.

824
00:38:07.168 --> 00:38:09.050
- Go ahead and show me UTL.

825
00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:10.831
There's no sign of 'em.

826
00:38:10.831 --> 00:38:11.664
- [Snowflake] Roger that.

827
00:38:11.664 --> 00:38:12.696
- I'm heading back now.

828
00:38:12.696 --> 00:38:15.779
(suspenseful music)

829
00:38:17.650 --> 00:38:21.150
(dynamic drumming music)

830
00:38:28.586 --> 00:38:33.086
- "But this winter, the
zombies were not after brains.

831
00:38:34.472 --> 00:38:36.555
They were after presents.

832
00:38:38.130 --> 00:38:41.001
The elves were having to work overtime,

833
00:38:41.001 --> 00:38:43.782
busy catching a new team of reindeer

834
00:38:43.782 --> 00:38:48.121
and taking on all the work
that Stuffy had left them.

835
00:38:48.121 --> 00:38:52.550
They were full of Christmas
cheer, cocoa, and song,

836
00:38:52.550 --> 00:38:56.430
with everyone around them singing along.

837
00:38:56.430 --> 00:39:00.485
Christmas Eve would come,
everything on schedule.

838
00:39:00.485 --> 00:39:04.769
When what to their wandering
eyes should appear,

839
00:39:04.769 --> 00:39:07.001
but 10,000 zombies
(dynamic music)

840
00:39:07.001 --> 00:39:08.251
dragging near."

841
00:39:09.491 --> 00:39:10.991
- Oh, I see Santa.

842
00:39:12.362 --> 00:39:13.195
Santa!

843
00:39:14.410 --> 00:39:16.493
Can you hear me, Big Bob?

844
00:39:18.009 --> 00:39:19.270
- Hey!

845
00:39:19.270 --> 00:39:22.689
♪ I see Santa, he can't hide ♪

846
00:39:22.689 --> 00:39:25.419
♪ We're too ripped and we're too wide ♪

847
00:39:25.419 --> 00:39:27.830
- Holly, Holly, zombies!
- What, what, what?

848
00:39:27.830 --> 00:39:31.048
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

849
00:39:31.048 --> 00:39:32.700
Oh. (grunts)

850
00:39:32.700 --> 00:39:33.663
- You're not taking
(dynamic music)

851
00:39:33.663 --> 00:39:34.746
Castle Claus.

852
00:39:38.328 --> 00:39:39.921
- Stay calm, everyone!

853
00:39:39.921 --> 00:39:41.353
Everybody to the chapel!

854
00:39:41.353 --> 00:39:42.186
- Oh!

855
00:39:43.401 --> 00:39:45.151
- Let's go, let's go.

856
00:39:57.294 --> 00:39:58.127
(suspenseful vocalized music)

857
00:39:58.127 --> 00:39:59.854
- Security, prepare yourselves.

858
00:39:59.854 --> 00:40:04.102
We cannot let these
zombies destroy Christmas.

859
00:40:04.102 --> 00:40:05.334
♪ Ah ♪

860
00:40:05.334 --> 00:40:07.167
Fear God, honor Santa.

861
00:40:08.865 --> 00:40:11.585
(roar reverberating)

862
00:40:11.585 --> 00:40:13.752
- As Moses parted the sea,

863
00:40:16.158 --> 00:40:17.241
we will split

864
00:40:18.408 --> 00:40:20.158
Castle Claus in half!

865
00:40:21.608 --> 00:40:24.822
(thunder cracking)

866
00:40:24.822 --> 00:40:26.804
(man chattering)

867
00:40:26.804 --> 00:40:28.325
- Who will save us?

868
00:40:28.325 --> 00:40:30.704
- Captain Missile-Toe.

869
00:40:30.704 --> 00:40:32.954
- I am Captain Missile-Toe.

870
00:40:34.533 --> 00:40:36.283
- Team Tiara, charge!

871
00:40:38.416 --> 00:40:40.666
♪ Ah ah ah ♪

872
00:40:41.605 --> 00:40:44.325
(Stuffy shouting)

873
00:40:44.325 --> 00:40:47.904
- We must all remain calm.
(children crying)

874
00:40:47.904 --> 00:40:50.907
- Fire at will. Don't be afraid.

875
00:40:50.907 --> 00:40:53.020
(Stuffy growling)
(dynamic vocalized music)

876
00:40:53.020 --> 00:40:55.603
(guns firing)

877
00:40:58.520 --> 00:41:01.760
- Ah, where is he when you need him?

878
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:04.653
(guns firing)

879
00:41:04.653 --> 00:41:06.035
They just keep coming.

880
00:41:06.035 --> 00:41:07.408
I'm running out of ammo.

881
00:41:07.408 --> 00:41:09.223
- Stay calm, everyone!

882
00:41:09.223 --> 00:41:11.189
- Don't worry.
(children chattering)

883
00:41:11.189 --> 00:41:14.166
You won't have to tell
your mother goodbye.

884
00:41:14.166 --> 00:41:16.586
(dynamic music)

885
00:41:16.586 --> 00:41:19.169
- Barricade the front entrance.

886
00:41:25.861 --> 00:41:29.315
- No one will ruin Christmas on my watch.

887
00:41:29.315 --> 00:41:30.565
I will be back.

888
00:41:31.708 --> 00:41:33.452
And y'all stay here.

889
00:41:33.452 --> 00:41:35.241
- Santa!
(guns firing)

890
00:41:35.241 --> 00:41:36.908
Where are you going?

891
00:41:37.806 --> 00:41:40.223
- [Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

892
00:41:41.730 --> 00:41:44.563
(Santa crunching)

893
00:41:48.764 --> 00:41:51.347
(guns firing)

894
00:41:58.074 --> 00:42:00.657
- Christmas will not be ruined.

895
00:42:03.205 --> 00:42:06.372
Holly, Jolly, Happy, come and join us.

896
00:42:07.468 --> 00:42:10.072
(guns firing)

897
00:42:10.072 --> 00:42:12.502
- Happy, you're not smiling.

898
00:42:12.502 --> 00:42:14.278
- Well, I'm not smiling
(children crying)

899
00:42:14.278 --> 00:42:15.672
because I've never experienced

900
00:42:15.672 --> 00:42:17.712
anything like this in my life!

901
00:42:17.712 --> 00:42:22.712
(guns firing)
(suspenseful music)

902
00:42:27.755 --> 00:42:29.533
- Everyone, wait here
(ethereal vocalized music)

903
00:42:29.533 --> 00:42:31.002
in the chapel.

904
00:42:31.002 --> 00:42:32.423
I've got to go make sure

905
00:42:32.423 --> 00:42:34.602
Santa doesn't get hurt.

906
00:42:34.602 --> 00:42:36.981
(guns firing)

907
00:42:36.981 --> 00:42:37.814
(children crying)

908
00:42:37.814 --> 00:42:40.397
(guns firing)

909
00:42:41.524 --> 00:42:45.857
- Do you think security
will be able to handle this?

910
00:42:46.749 --> 00:42:48.404
They're gonna need our help.

911
00:42:48.404 --> 00:42:49.237
Come on.

912
00:42:51.288 --> 00:42:54.028
- Wait, stay and fight. Don't run.

913
00:42:54.028 --> 00:42:59.028
(ethereal vocalized music continues)

914
00:42:59.124 --> 00:43:00.333
- Are you okay, dear?

915
00:43:00.333 --> 00:43:02.912
- (gasps) Santa!

916
00:43:02.912 --> 00:43:05.732
What have you been eating?

917
00:43:05.732 --> 00:43:08.933
You've been stress eating again.

918
00:43:08.933 --> 00:43:10.766
You clean yourself up.

919
00:43:12.007 --> 00:43:14.590
Wash your beard if you have to.

920
00:43:15.521 --> 00:43:17.963
- Yippee ki yay, milk and cookies.

921
00:43:17.963 --> 00:43:22.963
(gun firing)
(lively music)

922
00:43:26.712 --> 00:43:30.585
♪ Who's that behind the tree ♪

923
00:43:30.585 --> 00:43:34.566
♪ They're coming for you and me ♪

924
00:43:34.566 --> 00:43:36.622
♪ They just shuffle, they don't ♪

925
00:43:36.622 --> 00:43:38.576
- All right, team, are we ready?

926
00:43:38.576 --> 00:43:39.811
♪ They're doing ♪

927
00:43:39.811 --> 00:43:40.894
It's time to go to work.

928
00:43:40.894 --> 00:43:42.203
♪ The zombie walk ♪

929
00:43:42.203 --> 00:43:44.203
- IQ, put the book down.

930
00:43:50.468 --> 00:43:51.927
Here they come.
♪ They're assembling ♪

931
00:43:51.927 --> 00:43:55.121
♪ They can't run ♪

932
00:43:55.121 --> 00:43:57.721
- "Captain Missile-Toe
would try to hold off

933
00:43:57.721 --> 00:43:59.721
the army single-handedly

934
00:44:01.205 --> 00:44:04.546
until he heard a noise behind his ear.

935
00:44:04.546 --> 00:44:06.095
He turned his head."

936
00:44:06.095 --> 00:44:07.005
- Move over!
(suspenseful music)

937
00:44:07.005 --> 00:44:08.088
- Santa?

938
00:44:08.088 --> 00:44:13.088
(rifle firing)
(Santa shouting)

939
00:44:15.985 --> 00:44:19.476
(lively music)

940
00:44:19.476 --> 00:44:20.820
(Santa shouting)

941
00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:22.634
- Do you have any more cookies?

942
00:44:22.634 --> 00:44:24.739
♪ They can't run ♪

943
00:44:24.739 --> 00:44:26.352
♪ Eating brains is their ♪

944
00:44:26.352 --> 00:44:28.201
- What a doll.

945
00:44:28.201 --> 00:44:29.992
(rifle firing)

946
00:44:29.992 --> 00:44:32.772
♪ And a face like chalk ♪

947
00:44:32.772 --> 00:44:36.927
♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪

948
00:44:36.927 --> 00:44:39.582
(rifle firing)

949
00:44:39.582 --> 00:44:41.999
(gun firing)

950
00:44:44.718 --> 00:44:48.661
♪ Brains for dinner, brains for dessert ♪

951
00:44:48.661 --> 00:44:49.811
♪ Not your liver ♪
(rifle firing)

952
00:44:49.811 --> 00:44:52.795
♪ But they love your head ♪
(children crying)

953
00:44:52.795 --> 00:44:54.129
♪ All messed up ♪

954
00:44:54.129 --> 00:44:54.962
(guns firing)

955
00:44:54.962 --> 00:44:55.860
♪ They're dead ♪

956
00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:58.610
(rifles firing)

957
00:45:01.226 --> 00:45:04.085
(insects chirping)
- Jeopardy. I gotta know this.

958
00:45:04.085 --> 00:45:05.983
♪ They can't run ♪

959
00:45:05.983 --> 00:45:06.894
♪ Eating brains ♪
(rifles firing)

960
00:45:06.894 --> 00:45:09.372
♪ Is their idea of fun ♪

961
00:45:09.372 --> 00:45:10.240
(robot whirring)

962
00:45:10.240 --> 00:45:11.073
♪ Lips with blood ♪

963
00:45:11.073 --> 00:45:14.069
♪ And a face like chalk ♪
(rifles firing)

964
00:45:14.069 --> 00:45:18.069
♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪

965
00:45:19.124 --> 00:45:19.957
(electricity buzzing)

966
00:45:19.957 --> 00:45:21.925
(rifle firing)

967
00:45:21.925 --> 00:45:23.614
(vocalized opera singing)

968
00:45:23.614 --> 00:45:25.871
- How could she (drowned out by singing).

969
00:45:25.871 --> 00:45:26.704
(Holly drowned out by singing)

970
00:45:26.704 --> 00:45:29.418
(robot whirring)
(insects chirping)

971
00:45:29.418 --> 00:45:30.878
(rifle firing)

972
00:45:30.878 --> 00:45:32.089
(guns firing)

973
00:45:32.089 --> 00:45:33.924
(wolf howling)

974
00:45:33.924 --> 00:45:36.674
- Say hello to my little friends.

975
00:45:37.844 --> 00:45:39.179
- I'm outta ammo.
(lively music)

976
00:45:39.179 --> 00:45:40.012
(guns firing)

977
00:45:40.012 --> 00:45:42.000
I'm outta ammo.

978
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.500
(guns firing)

979
00:45:46.276 --> 00:45:47.678
♪ They're just ambling ♪

980
00:45:47.678 --> 00:45:50.160
Throw me another one.

981
00:45:50.160 --> 00:45:54.150
♪ Eating brains is their idea of fun ♪

982
00:45:54.150 --> 00:45:58.192
♪ Lips with blood and a face like chalk ♪

983
00:45:58.192 --> 00:46:03.192
♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪

984
00:46:06.364 --> 00:46:07.770
♪ Chop chop ♪

985
00:46:07.770 --> 00:46:10.148
- I can't believe I don't have this!

986
00:46:10.148 --> 00:46:12.530
♪ Brains for dinner, brains for dessert ♪

987
00:46:12.530 --> 00:46:14.915
(guns firing)

988
00:46:14.915 --> 00:46:18.115
- IQ, what are you doing?
You almost shot me.

989
00:46:18.115 --> 00:46:20.690
♪ They're all messed up ♪

990
00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:21.528
♪ Dead ♪

991
00:46:21.528 --> 00:46:22.361
- Ah!

992
00:46:22.361 --> 00:46:24.968
(insects chirping)
- I've never been afraid

993
00:46:24.968 --> 00:46:27.888
of anything in my life.
(wolf howling)

994
00:46:27.888 --> 00:46:29.537
(suspenseful music)

995
00:46:29.537 --> 00:46:31.758
I only fear the Lord.

996
00:46:31.758 --> 00:46:33.120
- [Zombies] Hee hee ha ha!

997
00:46:33.120 --> 00:46:35.699
(laughing) Hee hee ha!

998
00:46:35.699 --> 00:46:37.123
(Sgt. Gunner screaming)

999
00:46:37.123 --> 00:46:39.893
(Snowflake singing opera)

1000
00:46:39.893 --> 00:46:44.893
(rifle firing)
(Santa shouting)

1001
00:46:45.959 --> 00:46:47.692
(lively music)
- Hello?

1002
00:46:47.692 --> 00:46:48.609
This is IQ.

1003
00:46:50.062 --> 00:46:50.895
What?

1004
00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:53.480
"Jeopardy"?

1005
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:54.671
I can't believe it.

1006
00:46:54.671 --> 00:46:57.649
This has been my life's dream.

1007
00:46:57.649 --> 00:47:00.732
I'll get started training right away.

1008
00:47:01.983 --> 00:47:04.018
I have to go, Sarge.

1009
00:47:04.018 --> 00:47:05.889
I have to go.

1010
00:47:05.889 --> 00:47:09.857
♪ They want what you've got inside ♪

1011
00:47:09.857 --> 00:47:10.922
♪ Here's comes ♪
(loud screeching)

1012
00:47:10.922 --> 00:47:12.817
♪ Walking down your block ♪

1013
00:47:12.817 --> 00:47:15.044
♪ Well, they're doing ♪

1014
00:47:15.044 --> 00:47:16.201
- I have to marry that woman.

1015
00:47:16.201 --> 00:47:17.766
♪ The zombie walk ♪

1016
00:47:17.766 --> 00:47:20.434
(gun firing)

1017
00:47:20.434 --> 00:47:24.434
(lively electronic dance music)

1018
00:47:28.566 --> 00:47:30.649
- I Am Straight Business.

1019
00:47:43.839 --> 00:47:44.672
(rifle firing)

1020
00:47:44.672 --> 00:47:45.505
- [Zombies] We're dead.

1021
00:47:45.505 --> 00:47:46.338
- Woo woo.

1022
00:47:46.338 --> 00:47:48.921
(guns firing)

1023
00:47:50.086 --> 00:47:51.669
- I need more ammo.

1024
00:47:53.673 --> 00:47:55.627
- We got a few minutes.

1025
00:47:55.627 --> 00:47:56.460
I got your ammo

1026
00:47:56.460 --> 00:47:59.462
for you right here.
(romantic music)

1027
00:47:59.462 --> 00:48:01.716
Will you marry me?

1028
00:48:01.716 --> 00:48:04.133
- We're in the middle of war.

1029
00:48:06.036 --> 00:48:07.326
Are you serious right now?

1030
00:48:07.326 --> 00:48:10.196
- I am serious. Will you marry me?

1031
00:48:10.196 --> 00:48:11.435
(guns firing)
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)

1032
00:48:11.435 --> 00:48:12.268
Stay away.

1033
00:48:12.268 --> 00:48:16.515
I've been waiting for this
day for two years. (grunts)

1034
00:48:16.515 --> 00:48:20.210
Will you marry me? (grunts)

1035
00:48:20.210 --> 00:48:21.460
- This is nice.

1036
00:48:22.796 --> 00:48:24.378
Let's see how it looks.

1037
00:48:24.378 --> 00:48:27.578
(punch thudding)
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)

1038
00:48:27.578 --> 00:48:29.058
I accept.

1039
00:48:29.058 --> 00:48:29.891
- Oh.

1040
00:48:29.891 --> 00:48:32.724
- Ew, Dad. No romance, no romance.

1041
00:48:34.673 --> 00:48:36.090
- I love romance.

1042
00:48:39.507 --> 00:48:42.046
- The zombie response team.

1043
00:48:42.046 --> 00:48:43.260
- Strike team?

1044
00:48:43.260 --> 00:48:45.118
There's only three of 'em.

1045
00:48:45.118 --> 00:48:46.097
- What are we gonna do?
(choral vocalized music)

1046
00:48:46.097 --> 00:48:48.469
Our weapons are useless.
(guns firing)

1047
00:48:48.469 --> 00:48:50.160
- We can't give up.

1048
00:48:50.160 --> 00:48:51.656
- We need to think about the children.

1049
00:48:51.656 --> 00:48:54.059
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
- Children?

1050
00:48:54.059 --> 00:48:56.842
Children don't play with guns.

1051
00:48:56.842 --> 00:48:58.281
We need to make our own weapons.

1052
00:48:58.281 --> 00:48:59.114
Come on.

1053
00:49:01.303 --> 00:49:03.986
Only children get the presents.

1054
00:49:03.986 --> 00:49:06.256
(loud thudding)

1055
00:49:06.256 --> 00:49:07.538
(ball whistling)
(air whooshing)

1056
00:49:07.538 --> 00:49:09.263
♪ There's no time ♪
(guns firing)

1057
00:49:09.263 --> 00:49:11.034
♪ Like Christmas ♪

1058
00:49:11.034 --> 00:49:15.277
♪ No season like this is ♪

1059
00:49:15.277 --> 00:49:20.277
♪ No time like Christmas each year ♪

1060
00:49:20.352 --> 00:49:23.759
(gentle oriental music)

1061
00:49:23.759 --> 00:49:25.901
(guns firing)

1062
00:49:25.901 --> 00:49:28.568
(air whooshing)

1063
00:49:32.717 --> 00:49:36.003
(foot whooshing)

1064
00:49:36.003 --> 00:49:38.091
(eerie music)

1065
00:49:38.091 --> 00:49:39.126
(foot thudding)

1066
00:49:39.126 --> 00:49:42.209
- I used to have an hourglass figure.

1067
00:49:43.482 --> 00:49:48.482
(eerie music)
(insects chirping)

1068
00:49:49.283 --> 00:49:51.031
(explosion booming)

1069
00:49:51.031 --> 00:49:53.052
(panda grunting)

1070
00:49:53.052 --> 00:49:56.412
♪ There's no time like Christmas ♪

1071
00:49:56.412 --> 00:49:57.245
♪ No ♪

1072
00:49:57.245 --> 00:49:58.567
(lively music)

1073
00:49:58.567 --> 00:49:59.692
- How you doing?

1074
00:49:59.692 --> 00:50:00.901
(guns firing)

1075
00:50:00.901 --> 00:50:02.151
You doing okay?

1076
00:50:03.040 --> 00:50:04.540
- I'm out of ammo.

1077
00:50:06.215 --> 00:50:07.552
- Can't believe he left us.

1078
00:50:07.552 --> 00:50:08.553
(man screaming)

1079
00:50:08.553 --> 00:50:09.631
(guns firing)

1080
00:50:09.631 --> 00:50:10.881
For "Jeopardy".

1081
00:50:13.036 --> 00:50:18.036
(suspenseful music)
(guns firing)

1082
00:50:19.640 --> 00:50:20.632
- Look!
(inspirational music)

1083
00:50:20.632 --> 00:50:22.159
- I need more ammo here.
- Help is here, Santa.

1084
00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:27.159
(guns firing)
(man chattering)

1085
00:50:27.852 --> 00:50:29.102
- Who are they?

1086
00:50:32.303 --> 00:50:35.628
(people chattering)

1087
00:50:35.628 --> 00:50:36.795
- Santa Claus.

1088
00:50:39.708 --> 00:50:40.541
Thank you.

1089
00:50:45.172 --> 00:50:47.407
- Straight Business!

1090
00:50:47.407 --> 00:50:48.490
You're fired!

1091
00:50:52.122 --> 00:50:52.955
- No!

1092
00:50:54.586 --> 00:50:56.850
(Stuffy screaming)

1093
00:50:56.850 --> 00:50:58.324
(men shouting)

1094
00:50:58.324 --> 00:51:01.074
- Captain Missile-Toe, over here.

1095
00:51:01.976 --> 00:51:04.373
♪ They're coming to get you Barbara ♪

1096
00:51:04.373 --> 00:51:05.206
(lively music)

1097
00:51:05.206 --> 00:51:06.289
- We're near.

1098
00:51:08.016 --> 00:51:10.599
Yeah, sorry it took me so long.

1099
00:51:12.583 --> 00:51:15.723
(electronics beeping)

1100
00:51:15.723 --> 00:51:20.293
♪ They're doing the zombie walk ♪

1101
00:51:20.293 --> 00:51:21.588
- Missile-Toe.
(dynamic music)

1102
00:51:21.588 --> 00:51:22.421
Missile-Toe.
(Captain Missile-Toe shouts)

1103
00:51:22.421 --> 00:51:23.254
(gun firing)

1104
00:51:23.254 --> 00:51:24.921
- Sound the retreat.

1105
00:51:26.074 --> 00:51:27.814
Yes, I said retreat.
(guns firing)

1106
00:51:27.814 --> 00:51:29.712
We're gonna get to higher ground.

1107
00:51:29.712 --> 00:51:31.239
Let's go.

1108
00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:32.567
- Retreat?

1109
00:51:32.567 --> 00:51:33.759
We don't retreat!
♪ All messed up ♪

1110
00:51:33.759 --> 00:51:35.574
- Get the Christmas lights.

1111
00:51:35.574 --> 00:51:37.707
Go get Santa. There he is!

1112
00:51:37.707 --> 00:51:38.540
Charge!

1113
00:51:39.788 --> 00:51:43.370
Now, you need eight
packs of lights for him.

1114
00:51:43.370 --> 00:51:45.953
- You can't hurt me. I'm Santa!

1115
00:51:46.814 --> 00:51:49.897
Ho, ho, ho, ho.

1116
00:51:49.897 --> 00:51:52.147
- [Sgt. Gunner] I'm unable.

1117
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:54.352
Hands off.

1118
00:51:59.603 --> 00:52:03.096
(punches thudding)
(dynamic music)

1119
00:52:03.096 --> 00:52:05.596
(guns firing)

1120
00:52:07.790 --> 00:52:11.040
(Sgt. Gunner grunting)

1121
00:52:13.742 --> 00:52:15.040
- We got him!

1122
00:52:15.040 --> 00:52:17.020
We got Big Red.

1123
00:52:17.020 --> 00:52:19.340
(Stuffy groaning)
- I am Santa!

1124
00:52:19.340 --> 00:52:22.588
- We got Missile-Toe. (groaning)

1125
00:52:22.588 --> 00:52:24.119
- Go on, fellas.
(suspenseful music)

1126
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:26.948
You wouldn't shoot an
unarmed soldier, would you?

1127
00:52:26.948 --> 00:52:29.698
What about the Geneva Convention?

1128
00:52:31.169 --> 00:52:34.561
(chuckles) Snowflake! Snowflake.

1129
00:52:34.561 --> 00:52:37.811
(Sgt, Gunner grunting)

1130
00:52:43.300 --> 00:52:44.967
Guess what, Sheriff?

1131
00:52:45.951 --> 00:52:49.194
There's a new sheriff in town

1132
00:52:49.194 --> 00:52:51.444
and his name isn't Stevens.

1133
00:52:53.783 --> 00:52:54.655
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)

1134
00:52:54.655 --> 00:52:57.023
(electricity buzzing)

1135
00:52:57.023 --> 00:53:01.273
(electricity whirring and buzzing)

1136
00:53:03.405 --> 00:53:05.747
(Sgt. Gunner grunting)

1137
00:53:05.747 --> 00:53:07.820
(Sgt. Gunner panting)

1138
00:53:07.820 --> 00:53:09.570
- [Girls] We got 'em!

1139
00:53:11.124 --> 00:53:12.285
- You got what?

1140
00:53:12.285 --> 00:53:13.118
(girls gasping)
(suspenseful music)

1141
00:53:13.118 --> 00:53:14.767
Stuffy's back, Jack.

1142
00:53:14.767 --> 00:53:15.600
(girls screaming)

1143
00:53:15.600 --> 00:53:16.433
- Ah ah!

1144
00:53:20.210 --> 00:53:23.066
(Stuffy laughing)

1145
00:53:23.066 --> 00:53:26.097
(ominous music)

1146
00:53:26.097 --> 00:53:27.863
(tense music)

1147
00:53:27.863 --> 00:53:29.863
- You call that a sword?

1148
00:53:30.914 --> 00:53:31.747
- Let me show you

1149
00:53:31.747 --> 00:53:33.997
how us Oklahoma boys do it.

1150
00:53:36.623 --> 00:53:37.752
(dynamic music)

1151
00:53:37.752 --> 00:53:41.085
(sword clanging)

1152
00:53:41.085 --> 00:53:44.084
This is how we do it in Oklahoma

1153
00:53:44.084 --> 00:53:47.804
when our lawn gets too high.
(dynamic music)

1154
00:53:47.804 --> 00:53:51.595
(Sgt. Gunner grunting)
(blades clanging)

1155
00:53:51.595 --> 00:53:54.155
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)

1156
00:53:54.155 --> 00:53:54.988
(sword clangs and whooshes)

1157
00:53:54.988 --> 00:53:56.141
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)

1158
00:53:56.141 --> 00:53:58.891
(robot whirring)

1159
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:02.036
(electricity buzzing)

1160
00:54:02.036 --> 00:54:03.956
(Sgt. Gunner grunting)
(punches thudding)

1161
00:54:03.956 --> 00:54:04.866
Heads up.

1162
00:54:04.866 --> 00:54:06.833
There's a present for you.

1163
00:54:06.833 --> 00:54:08.467
(Sgt. Gunner panting)

1164
00:54:08.467 --> 00:54:11.973
(Sgt. Gunner laughing)

1165
00:54:11.973 --> 00:54:14.322
- What's your plan?

1166
00:54:14.322 --> 00:54:15.155
- Oh no.

1167
00:54:16.188 --> 00:54:18.523
(suspenseful music)

1168
00:54:18.523 --> 00:54:21.690
(electricity buzzing)

1169
00:54:24.958 --> 00:54:26.020
(dynamic music)

1170
00:54:26.020 --> 00:54:29.393
I'm gonna make short work of this giant.

1171
00:54:29.393 --> 00:54:30.226
Let's go.

1172
00:54:33.456 --> 00:54:36.289
(hard rock music)

1173
00:54:37.627 --> 00:54:40.295
Don't let him step on you.

1174
00:54:40.295 --> 00:54:43.378
(footsteps thudding)

1175
00:54:46.879 --> 00:54:48.546
We'll figure it out.

1176
00:54:50.297 --> 00:54:54.009
No way he can get us
without stepping on us.

1177
00:54:54.009 --> 00:54:55.905
All right, I take it back.

1178
00:54:55.905 --> 00:54:57.631
I was little prideful.

1179
00:54:57.631 --> 00:55:00.529
I was trying to show off.

1180
00:55:00.529 --> 00:55:02.785
I was trying to impress you.

1181
00:55:02.785 --> 00:55:05.570
I can't make short work of him.

1182
00:55:05.570 --> 00:55:07.314
He's too big.

1183
00:55:07.314 --> 00:55:10.822
(Sgt. Gunner sighs)

1184
00:55:10.822 --> 00:55:12.365
- Give me the lights.
(tense vocalized music)

1185
00:55:12.365 --> 00:55:14.948
- All right, I have the lights.

1186
00:55:19.339 --> 00:55:22.089
All right, it's time to wrap him.

1187
00:55:23.258 --> 00:55:27.008
(robot whirring and beeping)

1188
00:55:29.619 --> 00:55:34.619
(loud thudding)
(ice cracking)

1189
00:55:35.997 --> 00:55:38.497
(eerie music)

1190
00:55:43.191 --> 00:55:45.359
Are you elves okay?

1191
00:55:45.359 --> 00:55:46.314
(Sgt. Gunner grunts)
- Huh?

1192
00:55:46.314 --> 00:55:48.210
- You're not a robot, are you?

1193
00:55:48.210 --> 00:55:50.719
- I kinda look like a robot,
but no, I am not a robot.

1194
00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:52.102
- [Jolly] It's the strike team.

1195
00:55:52.102 --> 00:55:53.935
I knew they'd save us.

1196
00:55:55.829 --> 00:55:56.817
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1197
00:55:56.817 --> 00:55:57.650
- [Girls] Thank you.

1198
00:55:57.650 --> 00:55:58.889
- You go find someplace safe.

1199
00:55:58.889 --> 00:55:59.972
Go.
- Come on.

1200
00:56:01.097 --> 00:56:03.109
(thunder cracking)
(vocalized music)

1201
00:56:03.109 --> 00:56:05.859
(men chattering)

1202
00:56:08.121 --> 00:56:10.371
♪ Ah ah ah ♪

1203
00:56:13.290 --> 00:56:15.367
- Call off this zombie war.

1204
00:56:15.367 --> 00:56:18.132
- There's nothing you can say

1205
00:56:18.132 --> 00:56:21.241
to make me call off my zombies.

1206
00:56:21.241 --> 00:56:22.074
- Stuffy.

1207
00:56:23.271 --> 00:56:25.104
Santa is your father.

1208
00:56:26.810 --> 00:56:29.560
(Stuffy gasping)

1209
00:56:33.220 --> 00:56:36.359
(Stuffy groaning)

1210
00:56:36.359 --> 00:56:38.026
- Big Red is my dad?

1211
00:56:42.551 --> 00:56:44.559
But if you truly loved me,

1212
00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:46.906
why haven't you ever told me?

1213
00:56:46.906 --> 00:56:48.823
- We couldn't tell you.

1214
00:56:49.874 --> 00:56:54.325
How would it look for Santa
to have a naughty boy?

1215
00:56:54.325 --> 00:56:57.113
- Oh. (groaning)

1216
00:56:57.113 --> 00:56:59.033
I'm so confused.

1217
00:56:59.033 --> 00:57:02.033
- We told everyone you were adopted,

1218
00:57:03.494 --> 00:57:06.994
but I'm afraid it did more harm than good.

1219
00:57:07.867 --> 00:57:09.366
(Stuffy grunting)

1220
00:57:09.366 --> 00:57:13.115
(thunder cracking)

1221
00:57:13.115 --> 00:57:14.198
Come to Mama.

1222
00:57:15.569 --> 00:57:18.766
But first, call off the zombies.

1223
00:57:18.766 --> 00:57:20.340
- Do I have to, Ma?

1224
00:57:20.340 --> 00:57:21.173
- Yes.

1225
00:57:22.017 --> 00:57:24.850
You're gonna fix toys from now on.

1226
00:57:25.787 --> 00:57:29.227
- Get your zombies to stop right now.

1227
00:57:29.227 --> 00:57:31.318
No more attacking.

1228
00:57:31.318 --> 00:57:33.086
I call it off.

1229
00:57:33.086 --> 00:57:33.919
No more.

1230
00:57:37.686 --> 00:57:39.019
I love you, Mom.

1231
00:57:40.246 --> 00:57:41.913
I have a mother, oh.

1232
00:57:43.896 --> 00:57:46.563
(Stuffy crying)

1233
00:57:48.926 --> 00:57:50.422
♪ And we'll ♪

1234
00:57:50.422 --> 00:57:51.906
- Oh.

1235
00:57:51.906 --> 00:57:53.526
I just love happy endings.

1236
00:57:53.526 --> 00:57:54.930
- [Girls] We got 'em!

1237
00:57:54.930 --> 00:57:56.291
♪ Christmas is a time ♪

1238
00:57:56.291 --> 00:57:58.041
- I forgive you, Dad.

1239
00:57:58.965 --> 00:57:59.965
Gimme a hug.

1240
00:58:00.801 --> 00:58:04.025
- Thank you all for saving Christmas.

1241
00:58:04.025 --> 00:58:04.915
- Captain Missile-Toe.

1242
00:58:04.915 --> 00:58:05.748
- [Captain Missile-Toe] Gunner.

1243
00:58:05.748 --> 00:58:07.145
- Sorry we were late.

1244
00:58:07.145 --> 00:58:08.550
- [Santa] Thank you.

1245
00:58:08.550 --> 00:58:09.383
- A little bit
(tense music)

1246
00:58:09.383 --> 00:58:10.800
of advice, Santa.

1247
00:58:11.714 --> 00:58:15.009
You keep your eyes to yourself

1248
00:58:15.009 --> 00:58:17.926
or you'll be fired as quick as you-

1249
00:58:18.903 --> 00:58:19.986
- It's Santa.

1250
00:58:21.049 --> 00:58:23.382
You can't say that to Santa.

1251
00:58:24.887 --> 00:58:27.247
He apologizes. I apologize.

1252
00:58:27.247 --> 00:58:28.210
- Merry Christmas, Santa.

1253
00:58:28.210 --> 00:58:30.075
- Merry... we're going.

1254
00:58:30.075 --> 00:58:30.908
- I'm stressed out.

1255
00:58:30.908 --> 00:58:32.067
It's been a long battle.

1256
00:58:32.067 --> 00:58:32.900
♪ The years ♪

1257
00:58:32.900 --> 00:58:35.763
- [Father] "You see, Stuffy
was no longer naughty.

1258
00:58:35.763 --> 00:58:38.547
He finally realized who he was.

1259
00:58:38.547 --> 00:58:41.053
All it took was a father's love.

1260
00:58:41.053 --> 00:58:43.470
Just like God's love over us.

1261
00:58:44.481 --> 00:58:46.336
And he changed, all right.

1262
00:58:46.336 --> 00:58:49.911
He was happier than a
jingle bell on a horse.

1263
00:58:49.911 --> 00:58:54.846
Anyone can change when they
receive the love of the father."

1264
00:58:54.846 --> 00:58:56.263
- I Am Christmas.

1265
00:58:58.132 --> 00:58:59.536
♪ For all the world ♪

1266
00:58:59.536 --> 00:59:00.765
- "The following year,

1267
00:59:00.765 --> 00:59:03.690
he finally received Elf of the Year

1268
00:59:03.690 --> 00:59:05.313
and his award gift-"
- Oh, oh!

1269
00:59:05.313 --> 00:59:07.084
- [Father] "was a security shirt."

1270
00:59:07.084 --> 00:59:08.479
That's right.
- I love the shirt.

1271
00:59:08.479 --> 00:59:09.567
He finally made it
(Stuffy speaking faintly)

1272
00:59:09.567 --> 00:59:10.900
to elf security

1273
00:59:11.898 --> 00:59:14.962
so he could reach his full potential.

1274
00:59:14.962 --> 00:59:19.962
But that just wasn't it.
♪ Real excitement in the air ♪

1275
00:59:21.331 --> 00:59:24.402
- What gift would you like this year?

1276
00:59:24.402 --> 00:59:26.373
- Oh, a gift.
(people chattering)

1277
00:59:26.373 --> 00:59:27.373
Thanks, Dad.

1278
00:59:28.897 --> 00:59:31.480
I don't wanna just be security.

1279
00:59:32.770 --> 00:59:34.610
I wanna be Santa.

1280
00:59:34.610 --> 00:59:35.762
(loud thudding)

1281
00:59:35.762 --> 00:59:36.820
- No, Stuffy.

1282
00:59:36.820 --> 00:59:38.233
- You have to, Dad,
(inspirational music)

1283
00:59:38.233 --> 00:59:40.183
or you don't love me.

1284
00:59:40.183 --> 00:59:43.904
Why do I always have to wear fake hair?

1285
00:59:43.904 --> 00:59:45.416
♪ So ♪
Oh!

1286
00:59:45.416 --> 00:59:47.455
This suit is too hot.

1287
00:59:47.455 --> 00:59:48.288
♪ Fa ♪

1288
00:59:48.288 --> 00:59:49.397
No.

1289
00:59:49.397 --> 00:59:50.605
♪ Peace ♪

1290
00:59:50.605 --> 00:59:52.822
And where did you get these gloves?

1291
00:59:52.822 --> 00:59:54.832
These are elf gloves.

1292
00:59:54.832 --> 00:59:56.582
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

1293
00:59:57.473 --> 00:59:59.433
Merry Christmas to all-

1294
00:59:59.433 --> 01:00:01.766
- "And to all a good night."

1295
01:00:02.768 --> 01:00:07.037
♪ Good night, sleep tight ♪

1296
01:00:07.037 --> 01:00:09.552
But on a serious note, girls,

1297
01:00:09.552 --> 01:00:12.587
Christmas isn't about zombies

1298
01:00:12.587 --> 01:00:14.449
and it's not about Santa.

1299
01:00:14.449 --> 01:00:16.688
Christmas is about the birth

1300
01:00:16.688 --> 01:00:19.955
of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

1301
01:00:19.955 --> 01:00:24.749
And he is the greatest gift
the world has ever known.

1302
01:00:24.749 --> 01:00:27.749
Oh, and there's just one more thing.

1303
01:00:30.189 --> 01:00:32.606
- Stuffy's going to be Santa?

1304
01:00:34.050 --> 01:00:35.373
♪ Ah ah ♪

1305
01:00:35.373 --> 01:00:38.297
- Something just doesn't
feel right about this

1306
01:00:38.297 --> 01:00:40.718
but I don't know what.

1307
01:00:40.718 --> 01:00:45.363
(dynamic music)
- Stuffy is no Santa.

1308
01:00:45.363 --> 01:00:46.196
But I am.

1309
01:00:48.017 --> 01:00:49.268
- [Mother] All right, everybody.

1310
01:00:49.268 --> 01:00:50.329
Are you ready for bed?

1311
01:00:50.329 --> 01:00:51.873
- He just changed the plot.

1312
01:00:51.873 --> 01:00:55.588
We have to hear the rest of the story.

1313
01:00:55.588 --> 01:00:58.329
- You'll hear the rest of
the story next Christmas.

1314
01:00:58.329 --> 01:00:59.268
- [Jolly] What?

1315
01:00:59.268 --> 01:01:00.799
- And a little bit of advice, girls.

1316
01:01:00.799 --> 01:01:01.940
(suspenseful music)

1317
01:01:01.940 --> 01:01:05.357
You go to bed on time and close your eyes

1318
01:01:06.228 --> 01:01:10.978
or you'll be grounded as quick
as you can open a present.

1319
01:01:22.595 --> 01:01:25.345
(metal clanking)

1320
01:01:40.470 --> 01:01:42.171
♪ I don't wanna live I don't wanna live ♪

1321
01:01:42.171 --> 01:01:45.310
♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪

1322
01:01:45.310 --> 01:01:47.150
♪ I gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪

1323
01:01:47.150 --> 01:01:52.150
♪ Gotta have a love and
a zombie never does ♪

1324
01:01:52.275 --> 01:01:54.818
♪ Oh oh oh ♪

1325
01:01:54.818 --> 01:01:56.700
♪ Oh no ♪

1326
01:01:56.700 --> 01:02:00.511
♪ Zombies never love ♪

1327
01:02:00.511 --> 01:02:03.511
(lively rock music)

1328
01:02:08.670 --> 01:02:10.569
- They have guns!

1329
01:02:10.569 --> 01:02:12.819
(shouting)

1330
01:02:13.739 --> 01:02:15.432
♪ Zombie movies ♪

1331
01:02:15.432 --> 01:02:20.432
♪ We rolled our eyes and
said it wasn't real ♪

1332
01:02:20.688 --> 01:02:25.560
♪ Girl, the shock of losing
you did something to me ♪

1333
01:02:25.560 --> 01:02:30.189
♪ And now I know why zombies never feel ♪

1334
01:02:30.189 --> 01:02:33.414
♪ Never feel ♪

1335
01:02:33.414 --> 01:02:35.181
♪ I don't wanna live, I don't wanna live ♪

1336
01:02:35.181 --> 01:02:38.411
♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪

1337
01:02:38.411 --> 01:02:40.251
♪ Gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪

1338
01:02:40.251 --> 01:02:42.421
♪ Gotta a love ♪

1339
01:02:42.421 --> 01:02:43.660
♪ No no ♪

1340
01:02:43.660 --> 01:02:45.250
♪ I don't wanna live, I don't wanna live ♪

1341
01:02:45.250 --> 01:02:48.490
♪ I don't wanna live like a zombie ♪

1342
01:02:48.490 --> 01:02:50.332
♪ I gotta have a love, gotta have a love ♪

1343
01:02:50.332 --> 01:02:52.012
♪ Gotta have a love ♪

1344
01:02:52.012 --> 01:02:55.521
♪ And a zombie never does ♪

1345
01:02:55.521 --> 01:02:57.921
♪ Oh oh ♪

1346
01:02:57.921 --> 01:02:59.890
♪ No oh ♪

1347
01:02:59.890 --> 01:03:02.887
♪ Zombies never love ♪

1348
01:03:02.887 --> 01:03:05.005
♪ Oh no ♪

1349
01:03:05.005 --> 01:03:08.261
♪ Zombies never love ♪

1350
01:03:08.261 --> 01:03:09.992
♪ Oh oh oh ♪

1351
01:03:09.992 --> 01:03:14.992
♪ Zombies never love ♪

1352
01:03:17.692 --> 01:03:21.993
♪ Oh Santa, I need your help ♪

1353
01:03:21.993 --> 01:03:26.993
♪ I have no other place to go ♪

1354
01:03:27.361 --> 01:03:31.210
♪ My Mommy said you might know Jesus ♪

1355
01:03:31.210 --> 01:03:36.209
♪ And I'm hoping so ♪

1356
01:03:36.209 --> 01:03:40.261
♪ My best friend Sally's daddy ♪

1357
01:03:40.261 --> 01:03:44.949
♪ Had to go to war ♪

1358
01:03:44.949 --> 01:03:47.768
♪ And she's been so sad ♪

1359
01:03:47.768 --> 01:03:51.185
♪ She won't play anymore ♪

1360
01:03:59.032 --> 01:04:03.222
♪ Oh Santa, all I want for Christmas ♪

1361
01:04:03.222 --> 01:04:08.222
♪ Is for you to talk to Jesus ♪

1362
01:04:08.708 --> 01:04:13.255
♪ And watch over Sally's daddy ♪

1363
01:04:13.255 --> 01:04:16.338
♪ And bring him home ♪

1364
01:04:19.155 --> 01:04:21.515
(loud clacking)

1365
01:04:21.515 --> 01:04:22.470
(Ashley grunts)

1366
01:04:22.470 --> 01:04:23.303
(Ashley laughing)

1367
01:04:23.303 --> 01:04:24.136
- Did you do do it?

1368
01:04:24.136 --> 01:04:25.417
It won't be a happy...

1369
01:04:25.417 --> 01:04:26.740
(both laughing)

1370
01:04:26.740 --> 01:04:28.910
- Oh yeah, funny.

1371
01:04:28.910 --> 01:04:30.347
(both laughing)

1372
01:04:30.347 --> 01:04:31.228
- All right, ready?

1373
01:04:31.228 --> 01:04:32.061
- Yeah.

1374
01:04:32.061 --> 01:04:35.050
(loud clanking)
(tense music)

1375
01:04:35.050 --> 01:04:37.445
(both laughing)

1376
01:04:37.445 --> 01:04:39.386
- [Adam] That's right.

1377
01:04:39.386 --> 01:04:40.349
That's great.

1378
01:04:40.349 --> 01:04:41.629
- [Cameraman] So good.

1379
01:04:41.629 --> 01:04:43.396
- Move over!

1380
01:04:43.396 --> 01:04:46.006
Ho ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

1381
01:04:46.006 --> 01:04:47.178
Ho ho ho hum.

1382
01:04:47.178 --> 01:04:48.511
Hum. Ho, ho, ho.

1383
01:04:49.517 --> 01:04:51.100
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

1384
01:04:52.437 --> 01:04:53.853
Ho, ho, ho, ho.

1385
01:04:53.853 --> 01:04:58.853
(loud clanking)
(suspenseful music)

1386
01:05:01.656 --> 01:05:02.489
(loud clanking)

1387
01:05:02.489 --> 01:05:05.165
- A little bit of advice, Santa.

1388
01:05:05.165 --> 01:05:07.665
You keep your eyes to yourself

1389
01:05:08.749 --> 01:05:12.887
or you'll be fired as
quick as you started.

1390
01:05:12.887 --> 01:05:14.109
(both chuckling)

1391
01:05:14.109 --> 01:05:16.458
- You can't say that to Santa.

1392
01:05:16.458 --> 01:05:18.026
- Oh, you're good.

1393
01:05:18.026 --> 01:05:20.009
- You can't do it.

1394
01:05:20.009 --> 01:05:21.876
I just can't.
- We have to.

1395
01:05:21.876 --> 01:05:22.737
Why are you laughing?

1396
01:05:22.737 --> 01:05:24.095
I had it.
- We can't.

1397
01:05:24.095 --> 01:05:25.225
We can't.
- All right, try it again.

1398
01:05:25.225 --> 01:05:26.525
I'm just gonna do Santa.
- You have me.

1399
01:05:26.525 --> 01:05:27.562
- No, I'm just gonna be Santa, all right?

1400
01:05:27.562 --> 01:05:28.474
- Okay, I'm just gonna

1401
01:05:28.474 --> 01:05:29.628
not talk.
- All right,

1402
01:05:29.628 --> 01:05:31.628
I'm just gonna do Santa.

1403
01:05:32.717 --> 01:05:33.550
Santa.

1404
01:05:37.967 --> 01:05:41.015
A little bit of advice, Santa.

1405
01:05:41.015 --> 01:05:42.495
(Ashley laughing)

1406
01:05:42.495 --> 01:05:43.785
What are you laughing for?

1407
01:05:43.785 --> 01:05:44.618
- And really do it
(tense music)

1408
01:05:44.618 --> 01:05:46.489
a long time, okay?
- Yeah.

1409
01:05:46.489 --> 01:05:49.334
(Ashley laughing)

1410
01:05:49.334 --> 01:05:51.723
(David laughing)

1411
01:05:51.723 --> 01:05:55.083
This is how we do it in Oklahoma

1412
01:05:55.083 --> 01:05:57.833
when our grass gets too high.

1413
01:05:57.833 --> 01:06:00.753
(grunting)

1414
01:06:00.753 --> 01:06:03.336
(all laughing)