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("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
- Hey.
Get a load of this, folks.
It says here, "A constant menace to pilots
are the gremlins who wreck planes
with their diabolical sabotage."
(laughing)
Gremlins.
Oh, mur-der!
Gremlins.
What a fairytale.
Little man.
Oh, brother.
(laughing)
(metal clanging)
What's all the hubbub, bub?
- Ssh!
These blockbuster bombs don't go off
unless you hit them just right.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Hey, Mack.
Let me take a whack at it.
What am I doing?
Why, you little...
Ooh, you, you...
You.
Gasp!
Hey, I bet that was a...
Say, do you think that...
Hey, could that have been a gremlin?
- It ain't Wendell Willkie!
(dramatic music)
(screaming)
- Ooh, I'll give you a hit in the head.
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
- Hmm.
That way.
- Oh, gee.
Thanks a lot, George, thanks a lot.
- What's the matter, bunny rabbit?
Speak to me.
Why don't you say something?
- I'm only three and a half years old.
(laughing)
- I like him.
He's silly.
- Ow!
(yelping in pain)
(engine starts)
- Here, gremlin.
Here, gremlin, gremlin, gremlin.
(whistling)
Nice gremlin.
Yoo-hoo!
(laughing)
(dramatic upbeat music)
(panicked mumblings)
- Going down.
(laughing)
- Hee hi hoo, hee hi hoo, hee hi hoo, hee hi hoo!
(plane splutters)
- Sorry, folks.
We ran out of gas.
- You know how it is with these A cars.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(gentle music)
(indistinct crowd chatter)
- And there I was, outnumbered 10 to one,
and these tough little hooligans,
the likes of which you'd never want to see again.
Giants they was, every one of them at high.
Ooh!
Come out and fight like a man, you skulking sneak!
Cause myself will tear you limb from limb
with my bare hands.
Why all seven of yas, I'll...
Well, what do you know, another present.
Hmm, there's a card.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I've waited 10 years for this day,
so happy birthday to you.
The buzzard.
Well, no, that's mighty merrily of the buzzard.
Well now, a book.
Just what I've always never wanted.
Lions rarely live beyond the age of 10 years.
10 years!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Cushlamachree!
- Yup, yup, it's 10 all right, Leo.
Absolutely right.
You're not getting any younger, Leo.
Nope.
No younger.
- Not getting any younger he says.
Well I'm not getting any older, neither.
âª La de da da da la de da da da le de le da le da le de âª
âª Da le de le do da le da le do da de de âª
(dramatic music)
(blows trumpet)
(crashing)
(buzzard humming)
And just what, might I ask, do you intend doing with that?
- Oh, well, I'm gonna eat it.
Yep, I'm gonna eat it, yep.
- Oh, no you're not!
Be after fixing one for yourself.
Tis me who's eating this one.
(Leo screaming)
- I'll just slip this on for size.
- Ooh, the everlasting nerve of you!
Can't even wait til I'm decently deceased
before you try and devour me!
- Oh, now you went and hurt my feelings.
- I'll hurt more than your feelings, you carnivorous canary!
- Temper, temper, Mr. Lion.
You shouldn't exert yourself like that, Mr. Lion.
- Come down here, you malting seagull!
(chuckling)
- No, I couldn't do that.
Oh, no, no.
- Prepare to defend yourself then!
I'm coming up after yas!
(uptempo dramatic music)
(crashing)
(tutting)
- You really ought to be more careful, Mr. Lion.
Toodleoo!
- Cushlamachree!
- Don't worry, Mr. Lion.
I'll get you down.
Yes, sir, I'll have you down in a jiffy.
- Now, wait a minute.
Don't bother yourself with that.
I'll be getting myself down.
- No friend of mine is gonna get himself down.
Nope, no friend of mine.
Tim...
(crashing)
(playful music)
(sniffing)
(screams)
Now, let's quit stalling, Mr. Lion.
Your time's up and I'm getting pretty hungry.
Yep, pretty hungry.
- Well, Mr. Buzzard, I've got news for ya.
You're never going to get me.
Never.
Never!
I fooled him.
I fooled him, he'll never get me up here.
- Oh, Leo.
What kept you?
(dramatic music)
- It is no use.
You might as well eat me now and have done with it.
But is hoping you're choking on me, I am.
- Sorry, Leo.
Can't eat nothing but marshmallows.
Have one.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(dramatic music)
- [Male] Up in the sky!
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
(gentle music)
- [Narrator] In the endless reaches of the universe,
there once existed a planet known as Krypton,
a planet that burned like a green star
in the distant heavens.
Their civilization was far advanced
and had brought forth a race of super men
whose mental and physical powers were developed
to the absolute peak of human perfection.
But, there came a day when giant quakes
threatened to destroy Krypton forever.
One of the planet's leading scientists,
sensing the approach of doom,
placed his infant son on a small rocket ship
and sent it hurtling in the direction of the Earth,
just as Krypton exploded.
(explosion)
The rocket ship sped through star-studded space,
landing safely on Earth with its precious burden,
Krypton's sole survivor.
A passing motorist found the uninjured child
and took it to an orphanage.
As the years went by and the child grew to maturity,
he found himself possessed of amazing physical powers.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
The infant of Krypton is now the man of steel.
Superman!
To best be in a position to use his amazing powers
in the never ending battle for true justice,
Superman has assumed disguise of Clark Kent,
mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper.
(playful music)
- [White] Kent, I want to see you.
Just received another threatening note.
- [Kent] Okay, Mr. White.
- [White] Lois, another note from the mad scientist.
- [Lois] Coming in, Chief.
- Listen to this warning.
He plans to strike tonight.
Beware, you fools.
My electrothanasia-ray strikes tonight at 12.
Total destruction will come to those who laughed at me
and failed to heed my warnings.
Beware, I strike at midnight.
This nut may prove dangerous.
Kent, you help Lois follow up her lead.
She may have an angle on this thing.
- Yes, sir.
- But Chief, I'd like the chance
to crack the story on my own.
- Well, now-
- Thanks, Chief.
- But, Lois.
Chief, don't you think that's a dangerous mission?
(dramatic music)
(clock chiming)
- The hour has come.
(dramatic music)
(plane engine)
(dramatic music)
(knocking)
- I'm a reporter for the...
Oh!
- So, you want the story.
I'll give you the greatest story of destruction
the world has ever known.
(machine whirring)
How is that for a story, Ms. Lane?
(evil laughter)
- [Male] True to his threat, the mad scientist,
whose warnings have held the city in a grip of terror,
went on his rampage of destruction
on the stroke of midnight.
The deadly impact of his mysterious reign
smashed the famous Tower Bridge,
hurling cars and pedestrians into the river below.
The police have warned everyone to remain in their homes.
- This looks like a job for Superman.
(upbeat music)
(dramatic music)
(machine whirring)
(upbeat music continues)
- It's Superman!
I don't believe it!
He isn't human!
(explosion)
(dramatic music)
(explosion)
- Congratulations, Lois.
That was a great scoop.
- Yes, Chief.
Thanks to Superman.
(upbeat music)
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
(wind blowing)
(slow ominous music)
(barking)
(screeching)
(hooting)
(roaring)
âª I'm Sindbad the Sailor so hearty and hale âª
âª I live on an island on the back of a whale âª
âª It's a whale of an island âª
That's not a bad joke.
âª Its lord and its master is this handsome bloke âª
âª Oh who's the most remarkable extra-ordinary fellow âª
(roaring)
âª Sindbad the Sailor âª
âª I scare all creation on land or on sea âª
âª But talk about women they all fall for me âª
âª I take my adventures wherever they're found âª
âª I don't wanna brag folks but I've been around âª
âª Oh who's the most phenomenal extra special kind of fellow âª
(roaring)
âª Sindbad the Sailor âª
âª From the Valley of Serpents these diamonds I took âª
âª I cleaned out those serpents with one dirty look! âª
Serpents.
(growls)
âª Now look at this monster so strong and so huge âª
âª He'd frighten King Kong but he's only my stooge âª
âª The capture of Boola for me was just fun âª
âª Whoever said two heads are better than one âª
(laughing)
(growls)
âª Who's the most remarkable extra-ordinary fellow âª
- Youse, Simlaus the Sailor!
(nonsensical mumbling)
âª On one of my travels I ran into this âª
âª Now there was a thrill I'd be sorry to miss âª
(screeches)
âª He spread out his wings and the sunlight grew dim âª
âª He took me in his beak but I ran off with him âª
âª Oh who's the most remarkable extra-ordinary fellow âª
(screeches)
âª Sindbad the Sailor âª
âª Who's the most phenomenal extra special kind of fellow âª
(screeches)
âª Sindbad the Sailor âª
âª I'm afraid of nobody under the sun âª
âª All I say is boo and my enemies run âª
âª Who's the most remarkable extra-ordinary fellow âª
âª It's Popeye the Sailor Man âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
âª I'm strong to the finish âª
âª Cause I eats me spinach âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
âª I'm one tough Gazookus âª
âª Which hates all Palookas âª
âª What ain't on the up and square âª
âª I biffs and boffs 'em âª
âª And always out roughs 'em âª
âª But none of 'em gets nowhere âª
âª If anyone dares to risk my fist âª
âª It's boff and it's wham understand âª
âª So keep good behavior âª
âª That's your one life saver âª
âª With Popeye the Sailor Man âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
âª I'm strong to the finish âª
âª Cause I eats me spinach âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
- Who fills the air with notes so sour
and dares to challenge Sinbad's power?
Why, I'll fix him.
(horn blows)
(dramatic music)
Wreck that ship!
(screeches)
But bring me the woman.
(laughing)
Go.
(screeches)
- Oh!
Oh!
What happened?
(screaming)
Help!
Popeye!
Oh, let me go, let me go.
Let me go!
No, no, no, don't let me go.
Don't!
- Oh, man the lifeboats.
Well, that was a nice ship we had once.
Hey, did you see the same thing I saw?
I'm gonna take another look at that thing,
see what that was.
That's the biggest buzzard I ever saw.
Look at that fellow go.
- Oh!
Oh, where am I?
- Hello there, sweetheart.
Let me see here, sweetie.
- Hey, keep away from me, you.
Stop that!
Let me alone. - Come on.
Ah, don't do that!
I'll slap you which way.
- Come here.
- I won't!
- Get up sugar and give us a little smack.
- I'll give you a smack, all right.
There.
- Hey, we gotta save Olive Oyl.
Come on, Wimpy.
Hurry up before it's too late.
Into the brink!
(scatting)
End of the line, everybody off.
Oh, what's this?
(ominous music)
The Isle of Sindbad.
Enter not.
For whoso-ever passeth in, passeth out.
Sindbad.
Is this so?
Somebody probably trying to be funny around here.
(duck quacks)
- Ooh!
Luncheon.
(quacking)
- Well, here I go within it.
Ooh.
I don't like this place at all.
Sorry I ever came in here.
Looks kind of spooky to me around here.
What's this?
(growling)
Oh, yeah?
(growling)
Trying to scare me like that, huh?
(growls)
Watch them dumb animals try to scare me like that.
How about that?
- [Olive Oyl] Help!
Popeye!
Save me!
- Oh!
I'm coming, Olive, I just got a little wall here.
Oh.
Do I hear footprints somewhere?
Oh!
- I wanna stop.
I wanna stop this dancing.
- Stop!
- Huh?
- Oh, Popeye! - Come back here.
- Who invited you?
- I did.
What are you gonna do about it, huh?
How did you get in here?
- Fowled again.
Hmm.
I must resort to my last hamburger.
(quacks)
Oh!
- Hey, I wants me girl.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Who are you?
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Who are you?
- Who am I?
- You heard what I said.
- Who am I?
- That's what I said.
- Why...
(grunting)
âª Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow âª
- [All] You.
âª Who's the most phenomenal extra-special kind of fellow âª
- [All] You.
- Is the circus coming here?
âª I'm afraid of nobody under the sun âª
âª All I say is boo and my enemies run âª
âª Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow âª
Who?
- Popeye the Sailor.
- What?
- You better fix your shirt there, young fellow.
Hey!
Hey, let me down.
- Well, let's see how great you are.
- Hey, let me down, you big...
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh, what's this?
Hey, let me down, you big overgrown canary.
What are you doing?
Taking me for a ride or something?
Hey, let me go, I says.
I'm not going your way.
Come on, let me go.
Hey!
- Oh, Popeye!
Popeye!
My Popeye.
Come back to me!
(sobbing)
- There you are, with gravy.
(laughing)
The old goose is cooked.
Hey.
Oh!
Don't you think we better talk this over?
- Try and get out of this one.
- Oh my head, my head.
Whoa!
âª Come for to sleep my baby kin âª
âª My peaches and cream âª
âª My baby kin âª
âª If you don't sleep âª
âª My baby kin âª
âª I close for you your two eyes like this âª
(laughing)
- Oh, my.
- Oh, two against one, huh?
How do you like that?
- What for you let that Popeye smack our face?
- How do like about that?
You hold that Popeye in this hand.
- By carbonate, if I had that mug in this hand,
I make from him special dish of chopped fricassee.
- I don't like chop-you-apart fricassee.
- I make for you to like it.
- Oh!
Why, you two-headed...
How do you like that?
Oh!
- Ooh!
- Come on, come on.
You're gonna take a double-header this time.
Wham!
Well, I guess I fixed those two fellows.
I would have to worry about...
Oh, yeah?
Who's gonna make who like chicken frica-fricassee, huh?
(grumbling)
- There's only room for one great sailor in this world.
And that's me.
- Oh, says you.
(upbeat music)
We're gonna come to terms right now.
(animals screeching)
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you can push me just so far.
That's all I gotta say.
(horn toots)
Beat for beet, kiddo.
That's what I gotta...
Take that!
Whoa!
Oh!
Peekaboo!
I sock you!
- Come out of there, you!
How do you like that?
- Do you give up?
What are you, a fresh guy or something?
I'll show you.
(upbeat music)
Uh-uh-uh!
Don't leave me now.
(upbeat music continues)
Take that!
How do you like that?
Come on, get up and fight.
- Give it to him, Popeye!
Give him the twister punch!
- Twister punch coming up.
Take that!
You're going places, you golem!
âª Who's the most remarkable extraordinary fellow âª
- [All] You, Popeye the Sailor!
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
- [Catstello] Hey, Babbit!
Babbit!
Oh, Babbit, cut it out!
I don't wanna, I tell you!
I don't wanna do it! - Oh, there's nothing to it.
I won't do it, I tell you!
I won't do it!
- Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
- No, I don't want no part of it!
- Listen.
You wanna eat, don't you? - I won't do it, I won't!
- Yeah, Babbit, I wanna eat.
I love to eat.
- Well, then go up and get the bird out of that nest,
and we'll eat.
- But I don't wanna hurt no bird.
I like birds.
I'd go hungry first.
- What's the matter, fraidy cat?
This is only a tiny little bird.
- You mean a poor little, teensy-weensy,
itsy-bitsy, defenseless bird?
- Yes.
- Let me at him!
Let me at him!
I'll get him, Babbit!
Gangway!
I'll murderlize him!
Let me at him!
- Take it easy.
Take it easy.
- I'll show him!
Where does he get that stuff?
Don't hold me back!
I'll get him!
I'll show him!
- Come on, quit your fooling.
Get up that ladder.
- Don't push me, Babbit!
Don't push me! - Come on, come on.
I'm scared to go up high.
I get heightrophobia.
No, I don't wanna. - Come on, up.
Don't push me.
Don't.
You can't make me do it.
He did it.
(whistles)
- Come on, stupid, get the bird.
(wails in fear)
Give me the bird!
- If the Hays Office would only let me,
I'd give him the bird, all right.
(whistles)
(tense music)
(shivers)
Babbit!
Hey, Babbit, look.
Stilts!
Help!
Babbit!
Here I go again!
Catch me!
Help!
Hey, I'm too young to die!
Help!
Save me!
Help!
Hey, how'd you get a-way up here?
Say, Babbit, are you sure this thing is gonna be okay?
- Of course, of course.
Everything's under control.
- Don't push me down in the box, Babbit.
Please don't do it.
Don't do it!
Hey, Babbit!
Oh, Babbit!
Babbit!
- What's the matter now?
- I'm afraid of the dark.
- Well, I'll let you out, then.
- I thought I saw a pussycat.
I did.
I saw a pussycat.
(explosion)
Oh, the poor pussycat.
He crushed his little head.
- Gee, Babbit, I'm just no good.
- Oh, the breaks were against you.
- I'm a floperoo.
I can't even get the bird.
- Don't worry.
You'll get it, all right.
- You mean I'll get it in the end?
- Yeah.
And you'll get a big bang out of it, too.
(explosion)
- Well, that sure takes a load off of my mind.
Hey, cut it out.
Cut it out, pigeon.
Don't do that.
- This little piggy went to market.
- [Catstello] Babbit!
- This little piggy stayed home.
- [Catstello] Babbit!
- This little piggy had roast beef.
- [Catstello] Babbit!
- Well, what do you know?
I ran out of piggies.
- Babbit!
Babbit!
- Here, pussycat.
- Whew!
(whistling)
- I'll save you.
Where are you?
Speak to me!
(whistling)
Come on, stop your clowning.
What's the matter with you?
Aren't you ashamed?
- I don't know.
- Why do you do these things?
- I'm a bad pussycat.
Oh, I just can't seem to get the bird.
It ain't no use.
- Don't worry.
- I can't do it.
- This'll get you up there.
Contact.
- Contact.
Hey, Babbit, I'm a Spitfire!
(whistles)
- Hello, Fourth Interceptor Command?
I see an unidentified object flying around my little head.
(gunfire)
- Is there an insurance salesman in the house?
- Air raid.
Lights out.
Total blackout.
Break it up, pussycats, break it up.
Air raid.
Lights out.
Total blackout.
- Hey, now's our chance.
Come on.
- Turn out those lights!
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(gentle melodic music)
- Greetings, music lovers.
(laughing)
First, we will hear a waltz, written by Johann Strauss.
(laughing)
And as we hear the rhythmic strains of the haunting refrain,
listen to the rippling rhythm of the woodwinds
as it rolls around and around and it comes out here.
(laughing)
("Tales from the Vienna Woods")
(sniffing)
- Ah!
(nonsensical mumblings)
(gunshot)
("Tales from the Vienna Woods" continues)
(crying)
(screaming)
- Wasn't that lovely?
And now we will present the beautiful "Blue Danube".
(laughing)
("Blue Danube")
(quacking)
(explosion)
(quacking)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(dramatic music)
- [Male] Up in the sky!
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman!
And powered with x-ray vision,
possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a never ending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
(glass smashing)
(airplane engine)
(electrical whirring)
(dramatic music)
(gentle music)
- Lois, what are you doing here?
- Oh, just getting the woman's angle on this story.
(whistle blows)
- The mechanical monster!
Look out!
(gunfire)
(window smashes)
- Come on, you fool!
Do you wanna get trampled?
- Now, you wait here, I'll phone this in.
Yes, I'll give you the details later, Chief.
All right Lois...
Lois!
(gunfire)
This is a job for Superman.
(upbeat music)
(alarm ringing)
(Lois screaming)
- What a story this is going to make.
- The jewels.
What have you done with the jewels?
- You'll read about it in tomorrow's paper.
- Now, are you going to tell me
what happened to those jewels?
(dramatic music)
So, you won't tell me.
We'll soon change your mind.
Superman!
(robots whirring)
(metal clanging)
Take one more step and she's doomed.
(dramatic upbeat music)
- That's a wonderful story, Lois.
- Thanks, Clark.
But I owe it all to Superman.
(upbeat music)
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
(upbeat music)
(typewriter clacking)
- Gosh, but this story of mine should be great.
I really don't know how the people can wait!
I have to decide who the actors will be.
I think I'll make the heroine me.
Mm.
The hero Aladdin is handsome and smart.
Why, Popeye the Sailor is great for the part.
(slow melodic music)
- I ought to open up a chain store.
- Make way for the princess.
Make way for the princess.
- Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Whoa.
I better unratchet myself here, huh?
Oh, a pretzel bender, huh?
(laughing)
- Thy reign will soon be over when my secret I unhide.
Then I shall be the ruler and you shall be my bride.
(laughing)
Yeah.
Let me see, where was I?
Where was I?
Ah!
A rub on this lamp will bring riches and fame,
this lamp is well guarded by torrents and flame.
But one dare secure it, Aladdin's his name,
he liveth on the corner of Chow and Main.
Aladdin shall help me this lamp to obtain.
Then Aladdin shall never be seen again.
Yes, yes, Aladdin, the princess has chosen you
to procure for her the magic lamp.
- Well, she made a good choice
and I'm just the fellow who can do it.
- Why only you alone would be on such a precarious mission.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Say, you're out of breathe,
you better lay down for a couple years.
- Beneath that rock is a dangerous passageway.
- Is that so?
- Beyond which you will find a golden lamp.
Bring that lamp back to me.
- Bring that lamp back to you, huh?
Anything for the princess.
I go for the princess.
- Yes, yes, Aladdin.
Go on, go on.
- Yes.
I go.
I'm gone.
(laughing)
Blow me down.
It's perfect!
Boy, that's the lamp.
That must be made out of sapphires, I guess, huh?
Oh, boy, I made good, I made good.
- Ah, the suspense is terrible.
I wish Aladdin would hurry with that lamp.
- Hey, mister.
Mister, I got the lamp.
All for the princess.
- The lamp.
(laughing)
For the princess.
- Yeah, that's right, for the princess.
I got it right...
Oh!
- The princess.
(laughing)
That was only a trick, my fool.
Only you and I know of this magic lamp,
and soon you will forget.
(laughing)
- Ow!
- It's mine.
I have it, it's mine.
Ow!
Ooh, my lamp, the lamp.
The lamp, the lamp!
I want the lamp!
Ow!
Oh, oh!
- Whoa.
Hey, what happened?
Where am I and how do I get out of this place?
That's what I wanna know, yep, yep.
This place looks kind of spooky to me.
Ouch!
Ooh, that burns me up.
Ooh, I wish I was lightheaded
so I could see what I'm doing.
Well, here's my last match.
I hope I strike it lucky, that's all.
(magical twinkling)
- Oh, for goodness' sake.
- Hey, who are you?
Where'd you come from?
Are you the janitor or something, huh?
- I am the flame of the lamp.
I come from nowhere, I go to the no place, and here I am.
You make a wish and I give it.
(laughing)
You want something?
- Did you say a wish?
A wish, a wish, I can have a wish, huh?
Well, I wish I was out of here.
Can you show me the entrance to the exit?
- Oh, certainly.
- Well, let's get out of here.
- You said it.
- Hey, take it easy.
Quit your shoving.
Quit your pushing, young fellow.
I hope I know what you're doing.
Wow!
Oh, boy.
Oh, an escalator.
Women's and ladies' bargain basement on the top floor.
Main entrance, all out.
(laughing)
Boy, I'm glad to get out of that hole all right.
Now if only I could find the...
Ooh.
If you don't see what you want, rub for it.
Hmm.
That's a very good idea.
Think I'll try it.
Hey, you.
- Oh, for goodness' sake.
You want something?
- Yeah.
What's all this magical stuff about?
- Well, I told you.
I could fulfill up any wish or desire.
- There's something funny about this phony.
Gotta test him out.
I think I'll give him a tough one.
Okay, I wish I was a wealthy prince.
- You said it.
- Hey, what's going on around here?
Oh, boy.
(laughing)
âª What can I do for you âª
âª I'd do most anything you asked me to âª
âª I'd go and get that pot of gold from the rainbow âª
âª And bring it where you are âª
âª And then I'd hitch your wagon to a star âª
âª What can I do for you âª
âª Say how'd you like to have your dreams come true âª
âª I'd like to make you happy through and through âª
âª 'Deed I do âª
âª So what can I do for you âª
Thank you, thank you, very much, all of you.
Get us gone, Biscuit.
(coughing)
- It's Aladdin.
He's alive!
He has the magic lamp.
But he shan't have it long.
- Oh, I hope the princess is home, that's all.
(scatting)
Well, I got the lamp here.
Oh, rub-a, rub-a, rub-a, rub-a-dub, eh?
Hey.
- Oh.
At your service.
- Bring me a chest full of precious pearls
and diamonds and stuff and take it to the princess.
- To her?
You said it.
Hocus pocus.
- Take that to the princess with my complications,
that's right.
(bell ringing)
- Oh, enter.
- Presents from Aladdin for the princess.
Salami, salami, bologna.
(gasping)
- Oh!
Oh!
Oh, they're superb.
Bliss.
Oh!
Oh.
Mm.
(upbeat music)
That must be Prince Aladdin.
Oh, be still my fluttering heart.
Yoo-hoo!
- Oh, boy, the princess.
To the rescue.
I got it.
And reverse.
(scatting)
Alley-up.
I think you dropped something.
- Oh, thank you, big, tall and handsome.
- Well, I'm not so tall but...
I better get rid of this sticker.
She'll think I'm a little cut up or something, huh?
- Curses.
- Oh, fair one, will thou...
That is, wilst you...
- Yes, yes?
- Oh, yes, yes, huh?
Ooh, I am embarrassed.
I don't know what to say.
I never made love in Technicolor before.
I don't know...
Princess, wouldst it please thee,
or, uh, wouldst it please thou...
What are you, a thee or a thou, huh?
Fairest one, I was about to say...
- Yes, I'll marry you.
- Oh, oh, oh!
You will?
Oh, she's gonna marry me.
Oh, she's wonderful.
I think she's making a big mistake but I don't know...
Oh!
I go to bring my friends to the wedding,
but I shall return.
- Oh, don't forget to come back.
- Hi de ho, Silver.
Away!
- Oh!
Oh, dear, what was that?
Who left that junk laying around here?
- The lamp!
(laughing)
I have a plan.
- Oh, attendants, attend me.
- [Wazzir] New lamps for old.
- Oh, see if you can help that poor man,
then send him away.
- New lamps for old.
New lamps for old.
- Oh.
(laughing)
It's mine.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
(cheering)
- [All] Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin,
Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin,
Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin.
- Yoo-hoo, princey.
- [Aladdin] Yoo-hoo!
- Oh, you came back.
- The man who came back, that's me.
Thank you.
Thank you, very much.
- Ah, no one here.
Now is my chance.
The princess will soon be mine.
- Oh!
You want something?
- Go.
I command you, carry this castle off
to a far and distant land.
- You're crazy.
- I'm crazy, huh?
Well, you'll do as I say.
I'll whip you within an inch of your life.
- I didn't say I wouldn't.
- Then go.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, get up and go.
What a letdown.
Hey, where's the castle?
Where's the princess?
Where's my clothes?
They're lost.
It's a lost-suit.
Oh!
- Now, my princess. - Help me!
Get in there!
- [Male] Aladdin's a faker.
- [Male] Down with Aladdin!
It's black magic!
Get rid of him!
- Whoa!
And release me.
- Oh, Popeye, I mean, Aladdin, save me!
I'm pent up in a penthouse.
- [Wazzir] Argh!
- Oh!
(gasps)
- Curses.
- Oh!
Let me go.
- Guards, destroy Aladdin.
- Oh, yeah?
Spinach to fix the guards.
Oh, hello, you two.
Take that.
- Now for a vulture.
- Oh, yeah?
Spinach to cook the vulture's goose.
- Then, a dragon.
- Oh, Grandma, what big teeth you've got.
You're not so hot yourself.
(yelling)
(laughing)
Where is that guy?
Let me get my hands on him.
Wait till I get...
Oh, yeah?
Where is that fellow?
He was here a minute ago.
I saw him with my own eyes.
Hey, quit sticking me.
Oh!
It's like a brick wall here or something, huh?
Must be a magician or something.
(laughing)
- Whoa!
- The tables have turned.
Oh, yeah?
Take that.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, there must be an apparition somewhere.
(screaming)
Oh yeah?
I can do this.
You missed.
- Oh!
Ow!
Oh!
(yelling)
I am not a fish!
- Give me a moment.
There we are.
- So long, sport.
- So long.
- So long, toots.
- Oh, goodbye.
- I said it.
- Now, where was I?
Oh, let me think a minute now.
Oh, yes, I remember.
Oh.
- Letter for you, Olive.
- Oh, at last, the picture's finished.
Oh.
(screaming)
(upbeat trumpets)
(gentle music)
(harmonizing)
(upbeat music)
âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª
âª Nobody loves me it seems âª
âª And like a poor Cinderella âª
âª I find my romance in dreams âª
âª For that's where I meet my Prince Charming âª
âª When I'm with him cares fade away âª
âª I'm just a Poor Cinderella âª
âª But I'll be a princess someday âª
- Cinderella!
Cinderella!
Get us ready for the ball!
- Hurry up, give our hair a brush.
Can't you see that we are rushing?
- Hurry up, go get my brush.
You're too slow, why don't you rush?
- I hope you enjoy the ball.
(door slams)
Oh!
âª Nobody loves me âª
(sobbing)
(gentle music)
- Cinderella.
- Oh.
âª Pretty Cinderella âª
âª You're unhappy I can see âª
âª I'm your fairy godmother âª
âª Listen to me âª
âª Dry your little eyes âª
âª There is no need to cry at all âª
âª You're so kind and gentle âª
âª You'll go to the ball âª
Go fetch me a pumpkin.
A large one, my dear.
Six mice and two lizards.
And bring them right here.
- Oh, here they are.
(mice squeaking)
Here they are.
(upbeat music)
âª We're the little mice and we are happy to be free âª
âª You can never be half as happy as me âª
âª I'm so overjoyed to be with you and this is why âª
âª I was almost cut up for pumpkin pie âª
âª La la la la la âª
âª La la la la âª
âª La la la la la la la la la la âª
- Oh, my.
Oh.
(playful music)
Oh.
(giggles)
- My lady.
- Ooh.
- Remember, when the clock strikes 12,
you must be home by then.
For should you fail to be in bed,
you'll be in rags again.
Remember, remember, remember.
- Ooh.
(gentle melodic music)
âª For that's where I meet my Prince Charming âª
âª When I'm with him cares fade away âª
âª They call her poor Cinderella âª
âª But I'll be a princess some day âª
(trumpet blows)
- Hail, the prince.
(upbeat music)
(gasps)
- Oh.
(giggles)
(gentle music)
âª And like the poor Cinderella âª
âª I find my romance in dreams âª
(gentle music continues)
(clock bell rings)
- Oh, oh, oh!
(mice squeaking)
(indistinct crowd chatter)
- Silence!
Who was that beautiful maiden?
Have you no tongues?
Then I, the prince, do now declare
who soever this slipper can wear,
my throne will share!
(upbeat music)
(cheering)
(bells ringing)
âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª
âª Nobody loves me it seems âª
âª And like a poor Cinderella âª
âª I find my romance in dreams âª
âª For that's where I met my Prince Charming âª
âª When I'm with you cares fade away âª
âª I'm just a poor Cinderella âª
âª But I'll be a princess someday âª
- Now, you see, it's all your fault!
- My fault?
Why you impotent thing.
- Oh, shut up, you jealous fool.
- How dare you?
I'd slap your face. - Oh you would would you?
- Yes I will, what are you gonna do? (indistinct squeaking)
(gentle music)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(dramatic music)
- It's 12 o'clock.
(evil laughter)
- Psst.
Psst.
(light melodic music)
(laughing)
(growling)
(whimpering)
(sniffing)
(growling)
(whimpering)
(light melodic music continues)
(dramatic music)
(ding)
(crashing)
(panicked barking)
(crashing)
(sniffing)
(birds chirping)
(growling)
(hiccups)
(light melodic music)
(sniffing)
(whimpers)
(laughing)
Psst.
(laughing)
(hiccups) (playful music)
(laughing)
(banging)
(hiccups continues)
(banging continues)
(clapping)
(crashing)
(hiccups)
(balloon pops)
(growling)
(crashing)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(light classical music)
- Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight it gives me extreme pleasure
to present our interpretant...
Intrep...
T-E-R...
Interpretation of a familiar fairytale
entitled the big bad wolf and the three little pigs.
Set to the delightful music of Johannes Brahms'
"Hungarian Dances".
As the scene opens, we find the three little pigs
building their respective houses.
- I'm the little pig that builds my house of straw.
("Hungarian Dances")
- I'm the little pig that builds my house of sticks.
("Hungarian Dances" continues)
- I'm a smart little pig.
I build my house of bricks.
("Hungarian Dances" continues)
(laughing)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
- [Male] Up in the sky!
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman!
Possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a neverending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
(upbeat music)
- Sorry I can't go with you, Lois,
but I have another story to cover.
- Oh, that's all right, Clark.
I'll see you in the office.
(slow dramatic music)
(ominous music)
(typewriter clacking)
(gunfire)
(train horn blares)
(dramatic music)
(gunfire continues)
(train horn blares)
- This looks like a job for Superman.
(upbeat music)
(bell ringing)
(train passing)
- It's Superman!
(explosion)
(dramatic music continues)
(explosion)
(coughing)
(gunfire)
- Uncanny how Superman turns up just when you need him.
- I didn't even get a chance to thank him.
(upbeat music)
âª You better lock up your doors today âª
âª 'Cause Abu Hassan is on his way âª
âª Go in hidin' when I go ridin' âª
âª Says me and my 40 thieves âª
âª Your wives and children and money too âª
âª I'll steal them from you before I'm through âª
âª I'm out gunnin' so start in runnin' âª
âª From me and my 40 thieves âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª My gang's the roughest but I'm the toughest âª
âª And that's no lie âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª You've got to hand it to this bad bandit âª
âª 'Cause I'm one terrible guy âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
- Oh, Popeye, I've got a surprise!
- Oh you have?
Left guard, right tag, present arms, hip.
Vice versa.
As you were.
Attention.
Right up.
- Oh, if you aren't just too, too...
- [Announcer] Attention, everybody!
Alarm!
Abu Hassan the bandit loots town and escapes.
Last seen headed that-a-way!
- Which-a-way?
- [Announcer] That-a-way!
- Call to arms!
All hands on deck! - Wait a minute!
Wait for me!
- Hey this ain't nothing for women!
We're hunting out bandits!
Ceiling, zero!
Visibility, zero!
Maybe we better try across the strait.
Skip the gutter!
Maybe I should trade this in.
Something is definitely wrong.
I'm right, it's wrong!
(slow gentle music)
- I wish there was a boardwalk on this beach.
If I had some bread I'd make a sandwich if I had a which.
- Food!
Oh.
Oh, that's a disappointment.
- Oh, Wimpy!
Would you care to join us young fellow, huh?
You know that's just one of those invisible garages
that you can't see in the desert, that's all it is.
Rest!
Come on, we got the green light with us now.
You know I could go for a nice,
cold chocolate soda right now.
- Popeye, Olive Oyl has collapsed completely.
- Whoa!
Keep your vitality up Olive, huh?
That's it.
Come on, Olive.
We gotta save all the women and children from bandits.
I'll get you out of the desert someway.
A tank we go now.
Water!
Oh, boy!
Come on, I'll revise ya.
Here we are.
Here, I'll squelch your thirst for you.
This is on the house.
- Is that good.
Oh.
- I'll ask in here for bandits.
But first we'll go get a cup of coffee over here.
Come on in.
- Oh, goody, goody!
Am I starved!
- After you.
Boy this place is wide open.
Huh, I wonder where everybody is around here.
Maybe it's closed for the winter.
Service.
- Yeah, that's what we want, service.
- Service.
Oh, there you are, huh?
Hey, what is this, double talk or something?
I didn't send out any laundry.
I can read reading, but I can't read right.
This writing is wrote rotten if you happen to ask me.
Hey, this Chinese is Greek to me!
Haven't you got something to eat?
(speaking in foreign language)
Oh that's better.
Bring me some dessert with out any sand this time,
will you please?
(speaking in foreign language)
Oh boy am I hungry! - I can't wait till I eat!
- [Announcer] Attention, everybody!
Attention, everybody!
Calling all towns and villages!
Beware!
âª You better lock your doors today âª
âª Cause Abu Hanssan is on his way âª
âª Go in hidin' when he comes ridin' âª
âª There's him and his 40 thieves âª
âª Your wives and children your money too âª
âª He'd steal them from you before he's through âª
âª He's out gunnin' so starting runnin' âª
âª From his and his 40 thieves âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª In every village he'll steal and pillage âª
âª There's none he'll spare âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª If he should spy you then we defy you âª
âª To cross his path if you dare âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª When things get quiet I start a riot as I go by âª
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª And you'll discover âª
âª They run to cover âª
âª 'Cause I'm a terrible guy âª
(men cheering)
- Hey!
What is this?
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoa!
Hey, are you guys the 40 thieves, huh?
That's right!
- [Thieves] Hot Dogs!
- Oh.
- [Thieves] Hot dogs!
- What, another illusion?
I can't understand it.
- Oh!
Hey!
What's going on here?
- Giddey up, Horsey!
- Come on!
Must be a big bag of wind blowing through here someplace.
- [Abu] Take shirt!
- Shirt?
Shirt!
Hey, gimme back me shirt!
What's the big idea?
Stop in the name of the Coast Guard!
Come on, come a bit closer.
Who are you, huh?
- Oh, you little tough guy, hey?
- Do you think I'd make a good model, huh?
Take me home for $1.98, huh?
Half the price, I'll tell you that.
- Who sent you?
- Whoa!
Hey, your pin knife's bent.
I'll straighten it out for ya.
- I show you!
- Your gonna hurt somebody with that thing, huh?
You got rivet-tism.
I'll fix it for you.
- Why you!
Look, look, look, see!
- Hey!
Gimme back my belt.
Pretty good for a faker.
Watch this one.
(speaking gibberish)
Abu hasn't got them anymore.
- You wanna make fool from me, huh?
- Ah, made you beat me to it.
- I'll show you.
- Huh?
Whoa!
- I'll hang him up shrimp.
You make fool from me, hey?
(laughing)
- Oh.
Hey, I'm burning the candles at both hands.
Hay, let me out of this thing.
- Huh?
(trumpeting)
(horse whinnies)
(men cheering)
- [Thieves] Banana, banana, banana.
(groans)
Barber, barber, barber, barber.
Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth.
Fish, fish, fish, fish.
(men shouting indistinctly)
- Well, I think I'll get out of here now.
Oh, I better stay.
(Olive screams)
âª Abu Hassan âª
- Popeye, they're taking me away because they like me.
They're taking me away, and I don't like it, I don't...
(sobbing)
âª Abu Hassan âª
âª Now make no error âª
âª I'm called the terror âª
âª Of every village and town âª
- Hey, what am I hanging around here for?
Come on, let's go.
That's using your head.
Where did those guys go to?
Wait till I get ahold of that fella.
I'll show him a thing or two.
Taxi, taxi.
Follow that abracadabra Hassan guy, will you?
Come on.
Get going.
They're way ahead of us.
Attaboy, show them your heels.
Wake up there.
What's the matter, you asleep or something?
Hey, you got four flats.
No wonder you can't run.
Come on, there, camel cakes.
Step on it.
Let's get going there.
What's the matter?
Whoa.
I think you're running dry.
That's what's the matter with you.
(bell dinging)
Boy, you eat up an awful lot of gas for only a two-cylinder.
That's enough for you, young fella.
Here we go.
(scatting)
(men shouting indistinctly)
Boy, we beat them to the punch that time.
Come on, the whole 40 of you.
I'll take you on one at a time.
Come on.
- Open sesame.
- Open what?
(upbeat music)
- Follow Abu!
Close sesame.
- Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Oh! I wonder what that word was he used
when he opened this door.
Open, sissy.
Open, Cecil.
Oh, that can't be it.
Oh, oh, it's giving way, it's giving way.
Oh, that was me that was giving way.
Oh.
Well...
It's a violation for not having no exit
that you can go into.
Oh, it's quite modernistic, I'll tell you that right now.
I hope this isn't a one-way street.
Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
I gotta give all these jewels back to the people.
Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
I hope I see them before they see me.
Tippy-toe, tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
Ooh, what's that noise, huh?
Oh.
Olive!
(speaking in foreign language)
- Ah.
Hmm.
Ah, mm.
Ah!
Mm.
Hey!
Hmm.
Must be thieves around here.
- Oh, boy.
Now is my chance.
Hey, you gotta give back all them jewels
to the people you took.
Oh, hello, Wimpy.
How did you get in here?
- Hey, outside you.
- Oh, this wash is getting heavier and heavier and I just...
Oh, Popeye!
My darling, my sweetheart.
- Hey, out you go, out.
- Whoa!
(speaking in foreign language)
- Hey, what is this?
A wishing well or something?
I wish I was out of this place.
That's what I wish, huh?
Oh.
Oh, just a little flounder, that's all.
A little snapper, that's all.
Whoa! Hey, you're liable to hurt your teeth on me.
Whoa!
Oh, yeah?
(laughing)
Boy, somebody's gonna be sorry for this.
Open, says me.
(grunting)
(speaking in foreign language)
- Go!
- Oh, yeah?
Step right up, boys.
One at a time here.
Line up.
Get right in line there.
- I'll get you!
- Hey, how would you like to go for a little ride?
Here we go.
(speaking in foreign language)
- Oh, two, four, six, eight....
40.
(Popeye scatting)
Here I am.
Over here.
Peekaboo.
I see you. - Come out here.
Here I am.
Over here.
I see you. - Come out here.
- I don't see you.
- Oh, yeah?
Liar.
(speaking in foreign language)
- Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.
- Alley-oop!
(chanting in foreign language)
- Oh, yeah?
How does that strike you?
Oh, yeah?
Socko!
- Popeye!
My Popeye!
(cheering)
âª I may be a shorty but I licked the 40 âª
âª I'm Popeye the sailor man âª
(pipe toots)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(slow melodic music)
- [Narrator] Pimento University.
Pimento U.
Good old P.U.
âª Pimento U âª
âª Oh sweet P.U. âª
âª Thy fragrant odor scents the air âª
âª Pox on Yale pooh-pooh Perdue âª
âª Pimento U my college fair âª
- [Narrator] Out and away, the most popular fellows at...
(playful melodic music)
(clears throat)
Out and away, the most popular fellows at old P.U.
are the three Dover Boys.
Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio.
Dick, a serious lad of 18 summers,
plus a winter in Florida,
as related in the Dover Boys in the Everglades.
And Larry, the youngest of the three brothers.
A gay outing at the park has been planned by the merry trio,
and they're off to fetch their fiance,
Dainty Dora Standpipe,
at Miss Cheddar's Female Academy close by.
With their usual punctuality,
the boys arrive at the appointed hour of three.
- Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
(light melodic music)
- [Narrator] And are soon on their rollicking way.
Forced to pass a certain public house,
a tavern of unsavory repute,
our young friends meet the distressing situation
with their usual uncompromising moral fortitude.
Little do they know that even now, within this very tavern,
Dan Backslide, the former sneak of Roquefort Hall,
coward, bully, cad and thief,
and archenemy of the Dover Boys,
squanders his misspent life.
- Hark!
The Dover Boys.
Drat them!
Double drat them!
They are escorting Dora Standpipe.
Dear, rich Dora Standpipe!
How I love her!
Father's money.
Confound those Dover Boys!
Oh, how I hate them!
I hate Tom!
I hate Dick!
And I hate Larry!
They drive me to drink!
Confound them!
(hiccups)
Con...
Found them.
- [Narrator] But let us draw the curtain
on this sordid scene and turn to more pleasant surroundings,
where we find our young friends
engaged in a spirited game of hide, go, and seek.
- [Dora] 20, 25, 30,
35, 40, 45, 50, 55.
- No, no!
In here!
- No, up here!
Up here!
- No, no!
Over here!
- Over here!
In here.
- No no, in here!
- No in here!
- Over here!
- In here! - Over here!
Over here! - In here!
No, no, in here! - No, in here!
- 510, 515.
- Over here. - Up here.
Up here. - No, here.
- Oops, sorry!
- Over here! - Over here!
In here! - No, no, in here!
Over here, over here! - Over here!
No, in here!
- The Dover Boys!
Then Dora must be alone and unprotected!
A runabout.
I'll steal it!
No one will ever know!
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
- 1250,
1255,
1260,
1265,
1270,
1275,
1280,
1285,
1290,
1300,
1305,
1310,
1315,
1320,
1325,
1330,
1335.
1490.
1500.
Here I come, ready or not!
Help!
Save me!
Help, Tom!
Help, Dick!
Help, Larry!
(gasping)
Help, help!
Save me, save me!
Help, help!
Save me, save me!
Help!
Help, Tom!
Help, Dick!
Help, Larry!
- [Narrator] Poor Dora.
Will no one save her from this predicament?
Will no one come to her assistance?
Hold on, what's this?
It looks like an alert young scout!
And that's just what it is!
He'll not fail her, I'll betcha!
(upbeat music)
- Telegram for the Dover Boys.
Misters Tom, Dick, and Larry, c/o Wayward Tavern,
Upper Bottleneck, New York.
Says, "Help!"
Signed, Dora.
35 cents collect.
(upbeat music continues)
(dogs barking)
- Help, help!
Help, help!
Save me, save me!
Please, help!
Save me!
Help, save me!
Help, help!
Save me, save me!
Help!
Help, save me!
(plane engine)
- Help, Tom!
Help, Dick!
Help, Larry!
âª Oh Dora dear sweet Dora dear âª
âª Keep courage up and chin held high âª
âª The stalwart sons of old P.U. âª
âª Are here at hand to do or die âª
âª P.U. P.U. we're all for you âª
âª Yay boom âª
- Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
Hey, we're getting in a rut!
Stand up and fight, you coward, bully, cad, and thief!
Oh, you haven't been thrashed enough yet, eh?
(playful music)
- [Narrator] And now it is time to say goodbye.
Goodbye.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
- [Porky] The Broken Arms.
The bill.
Room, $65.
Bath...
$10.50.
Total, $152.50.
- You will, of course, pay the bill now,
before you leave, no?
- No.
I mean, yes.
My partner, Daffy Duck, will be right back.
He's out cashing a check.
- [Daffy] Come on, seven.
Be good to Daffy.
Don't fail me now.
- [Male] Uh-oh.
Snake eyes.
Too bad.
You is a dead duck, duck.
(gentle music)
- [Porky] Don't worry, Daffy will be here in a minute
with the money.
- Well, I hope so.
- Insulting my integrity, hey, fatso?
Insinuating I'd flee this flea-bitten dump, hey, fatso?
Intimating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations,
hey, fatso?
Hey, look, a Dick Tracy character.
Pruneface.
- You have insult me!
We meet on the field of honor.
My card.
- You've had your coffee ration for this week, Robespierre.
You have insult me!
We meet on the field of onion.
My card, you cad.
(laughing)
- And you don't get out until you pay up!
- Psst.
My card, please.
(panting)
(groaning)
- Ow, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,
ooh, oh, ooh, ow, oh, ah, ee,
I, oh, you, ooh, oh, ow, ooh, oh,
ah, oh, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, ee, oh,
ooh, oh, ooh, ow, oh, ah, ee,
ah, oh, ooh, ow, ooh, ah, ee, oh.
(groaning)
- I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.
- What?
- Yipe.
- Me, too.
Yipe.
- Ooh, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, oh, ooh,
ow, oh, ooh, ow, ouch, ooh, ow, ow,
ooh, ow, ooh, ow, oh, ow, ow, ow, ooh,
ow, ouch, ooh, ouch, ow, oh, ooh, ouch.
- Okay, we'll pay.
We'll pay!
Let me see, now.
How much was it?
How much?
Sold to an American.
(wolf whistles)
- Hurry up, Daffy.
Don't, dilly...
Time's a-wasting.
(wolf whistles)
(coughing)
- One for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to...
Geronimo!
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it!
It's getting me.
I'm going stir-crazy!
Bastille batty, cooler cuckoo.
Look at my prison pallor.
I'm as black as a sheet.
- Gosh, if Bugs Bunny was only here.
- Yeah, Bugs Bunny, my hero.
He can get out of any spot.
- I saw him in a Leon Schlesinger cartoon once.
- The hunter had him covered.
- And he grabbed the gun.
- And bang, the hunter fell.
What a guy.
Nothing can hold him.
He'll get us out of here.
Hello, Central?
Give me Bugs Bunny.
- Hello, Bugs, this is Daffy.
- [Bugs] What's up, duck?
- That palooka manager has got us locked up
in the Broken Arms Hotel.
We thought you could help us get out.
- [Bugs] Did you try the elevator?
- Yes.
- [Bugs] Throw him down the stairs?
- Yes.
- [Bugs] Use the sheets?
- Yes.
- [Bugs] Swing across on the rope?
- Yes.
We tried all those ways.
- Don't work, do they?
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
- That's all, folks!
(upbeat music)
- [Male] Up in the sky!
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman.
Possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a never ending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered news reporter, Clark Kent.
Penetrating deep into the waste of the great arctic plains,
an archeological expedition
searching for prehistoric fossils
makes an amazing discovery.
A huge monster.
As lifelike in appearance as when it
roamed the Earth years ago in the Mesozoic age
is found frozen in the ice in a state
of perfect preservation.
Constantly handicapped by the hazardous subzero elements,
the scientists and their band of tireless workers
succeed in removing the mammoth creature
from the frozen depths.
The ice encased monster is loaded into
the hold of a huge crater,
equipped with a special refrigeration plan
and brought to this country.
Here, in a specially constructed wing
of the Museum of Natural Science,
this awe inspiring creature is displayed
to the public for the first time.
(uptempo string music)
- Do you mean to say that if the ice were permitted to thaw,
there's a possibility the monster might still be alive?
Thank you, professor.
- [Lois] Yes, Chief?
- [White] Lois, there's a new angle
on that frozen monster story.
Get over to the museum and see what's doing.
They've got him in a special refrigerator.
- [Lois] Okay, Chief.
- Oh, Lois.
Want me to go over there with you?
- No, thanks.
You'd probably faint if you saw the monster.
You scare so easily.
- Maybe she's right, but Superman hasn't fainted yet.
- And produces the necessary refrigeration.
The control board is downstairs.
I'll show you.
The entire plant is operated from this floor.
The thermometer must be watched constantly,
as any rise in temperature might prove dangerous.
(banging)
- Cut those switches!
- Boy, what a story.
(alarm bell ringing)
- Outside, everybody.
Step lively, please.
Use the nearest exit.
Please, folks, keep moving.
We have to clear this room at once.
- That's what he thinks.
(dramatic music)
- Police headquarters.
Hello Chief, send the riot squad.
We're in trouble.
(growls)
- Hello, Planet, give me the city desk.
Hurry!
(building crashing)
(gunfire)
- Help, it's alive!
(screaming)
- No, I'm not crazy.
Rush the men down here.
- Attention, all cars.
Proceed to Fifth and Main at once.
- Chief.
Lois is in the museum.
- Better get over there, Kent.
- Right.
This looks like a job for Superman.
("Superman Theme")
Lois?
- [Lois] Superman.
- You'd better get back to your office,
where you'll be safe.
I've got some work to do.
- Yes, sir.
And miss the best story in years?
Small chance.
(rushing water)
("Superman Theme")
(dramatic music)
(crashing)
(Lois screaming)
- Lois.
Now, this time, stay put.
- Yes, my lord.
And thanks.
(gasping)
("Superman Theme")
- You showed plenty of courage
getting that monster story, Lois.
- Thanks, but where were you?
- Me?
Oh, I must've fainted.
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
(scatting)
- I'll surprise her with these flowers.
(doorbell ringing)
(yelling)
Whoa.
I brought you orchids.
- Flowers.
- Hello Olive.
I come to take you to the zoo to see the animals.
- I'm too busy, Popeye.
- Oh, your loss.
- But you can take Swee'Pea.
- Okay.
Come on, Swee'Pea, we're going to the zoo.
- Don't let him get scared.
- Oh I'll take good care of him, don't worry about that.
Zoodlyoo.
- Remember, don't frighten him.
Oh, bless him.
Oh.
(inhaling deeply)
(scatting)
- Whoa, Swee'Pea.
Oh Swee'Pea.
Oh, there you are.
Here's the zoo.
(scatting continues)
(laughing)
(babbling)
Whoa, Swee'Pea.
Oh, Swee'Pea.
(babbling)
Wonder where he went to, huh.
I see ya hiding under there.
Or maybe you crawled under there.
I know where he is.
There he...
Whoa!
Swee'Pea!
Hey, get away from that dangerous elephant.
You wanna get bited? Come on now, be a good little boy.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh.
Hey.
You can't do this to me!
You packs a mean trunk.
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh, he's trying to tell me something, that's what it is.
All right, young fella.
(groaning)
(laughing)
(playful music)
I'll give you something to remember.
(laughing)
Swee'Pea.
Swee'Pea!
Come back here.
Hey!
Ooh!
All right, zipper mouth.
You asked for it.
(dramatic music)
(gentle music)
Sleep tight, young fella.
You've chucked your last chuck.
Oh!
(dramatic music)
(crocodile humming)
Swee'Pea.
Oh, Swee'Pea.
(laughing)
Swee'Pea.
Oh!
How did you get in there?
Look out.
Whoa.
Oh!
Why you overstuffed...
(upbeat music)
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
You've been a very naughty boy.
That'll teach you.
Whoa.
Come back with that animal!
If you wants to play with animals, play with this.
(screaming)
(crying)
Oh, what's the matter with that?
Isn't that cute?
- I told you not to frighten him!
I told you not to scare him.
âª There's no ifs or maybes âª
âª I'll never have babies âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
(pipe toots)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(dramatic orchestral music)
(hammer pounding)
- Pardon me, doc.
Fresh outta carrots.
(Bugs humming)
(popping as carrots pulled)
Low bridge.
I live here.
It's my home, such as it is.
(laughs)
Look, doc, do I go around nailin' signs over your house?
Do I?
There's still such a thing as private property, ya know.
Did ya ever hear of the inalienable right
of the sanctity of the home?
- Forgive me, my friend.
Do you like blacksberries pie?
- No, no.
Did you say blackberry pie?
Yum, yummy!
- Well, have some!
(laughing)
What a dumb bunny.
- Of course you realize this means war!
(lively orchestral music)
(applause)
(fanfare)
(gentle music)
- And now, from the empty hat,
I will prestigadgigoo...
Proostaga...
Prestigagi...
Pull a live rabbit, yes.
(laughing)
Roota boota zoot!
And observe.
A rabbit.
Yes, yes.
(audience laughing)
- Guess who.
- You!
- Yes, me!
(panting)
Ya didn't expect to see me again, eh, svengali?
- Go away, please, you dumb rabbit bunny.
You are for to ruining my act.
- Wrong, doc.
I'm gonna help ya.
Let's see now.
You was tryin' to prestigoogigate...
Prestidadgigoo...
Presti...
Pull a rabbit out of the hat.
Regarder.
(drum roll)
Roota voota zoot!
(applause)
- Carrot?
Ooh, yes, yes.
Come out and get the nice carrot, pretty bunny.
(sniffing)
Oh!
Ah!
I got him!
- [Bugs] On the contrary.
I've got you.
(Bugs humming)
(Ala Bahma groaning)
- Ladies and gentlepeoples,
for my next illusion, I will require the assistance
of a small boy from the audience.
- [Bugs] I shall be happy to assist you, sir.
- I shall now attempt to run razor-sharp swords
through the basket.
There's nothing for to fear.
It's a trick.
The swords do not penetrate.
No.
- Ooh!
Ow!
Ooh!
Oh, ooh!
Oh!
Agony!
Ooh!
Agony, agony, agony!
Ooh, ow!
Oh!
- Does it hurt very much, sonny boy?
- One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Red light!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Red light!
One, two, three, four, five.
Red light.
One, red light.
En garde!
Touche!
Cafe au lait!
Champs ÃlysÃ©es.
Au revoir!
Zoot suit!
What a performance, d'artagnan!
What a performance!
(laughing)
(gunshot)
(explosion)
If I do'd it, I'd get a whippin'.
I do'd it.
âª Aloha oh âª
âª Farewell to thee âª
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(slow ominous music)
(speaking in foreign language)
- The commandos, and they're all over the place.
(speaking in foreign language)
It makes me so mad.
If I'd only sent more troops to the...
(speaking in foreign language)
(airplane roars)
Schultz!
Schultz.
You dummkopf.
(speaking in foreign language)
(metal clanging)
(rhythmic drumming)
(airplane roars)
(metal clanging)
âª It's the same the whole world over âª
âª It's the poor what gets the blame âª
âª While the rich has all the gravy âª
âª Now ain't that a blinkin' shame âª
Put out those lights!
- [Commander] Schultz!
(helmet clangs)
(upbeat music)
(whistles)
Schultz!
(screams)
(knocking at door)
- Say, Liederkranz, what time is it?
- When you hear the tone,
it will be exactly 6:45 and one-quarter.
Schultz!
- 6:45 and one quarter.
May I present you with this little token of our esteem.
- For me?
Danke schoen.
- Oh, just a little going-away present.
Well, see you around!
(sniffing)
Schultz!
(explosion)
Schultz?
(metal clanging)
(whooping)
(dramatic music)
Heil Hitler!
(speaking in foreign language)
- It's all yours, Von Limburger.
- Hello, Schultz, I want you to...
Oh, is that you, Myrt?
(whooping and laughing)
- Messerschmitts.
A whole mess of Messerschmitts.
(gunfire)
(crashing)
A mess of Messerschmitts!
(whooping and laughing)
(gunfire)
(sputtering)
- Ah, now try and duck this one, you duck.
Heil Hitler!
(shouting in foreign language)
- Schultz!
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
- That's all, folks!
(upbeat music)
- [Male] Up in the sky.
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman!
Possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter,
Clark Kent.
(clock bell rings)
(dramatic upbeat music)
- Send in Lois Lane and Clark Kent.
Give me a follow-up on this bullet car story.
- Citizens of Metropolis, attention.
The destruction of your police station today
was only a small demonstration of our power.
Unless your mayor turns over
the entire funds of the city treasury,
power plants, fire houses,
and all municipal buildings will be next.
Take heed.
This is your last warning.
(tense music)
- What are the authorities going to do about this,
Mr. Mayor?
- We won't be intimidated by criminal threats.
Law and order must and will prevail.
(playful upbeat music)
(clock bell rings)
(dramatic music)
- The Bulleteers!
(gunfire)
(explosion)
(playful upbeat music)
- [Male] The presses have stopped!
The presses have stopped!
- This looks like a job for Superman.
("Superman Theme")
(gunfire)
(gunfire continues)
(rocks crashing)
(crashing)
Nice going, Lois.
Another great scoop for you.
- It was easy, thanks to Superman.
(dramatic upbeat music)
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
(upbeat music)
- Listen sugar, give that guy the air.
- Oh yeah, I likes the air and I'm going home, see.
- Yeah, well I'm going home with her, see.
- Oh, is that so?
Well I asked her first.
- Ooh.
- Besides that, two's company and you're a crowd.
I guess she's going with herself.
- I'm crazy about a man in the uniform.
- [Both] Would you like me if I wore a uniform?
- Why I'd just love you.
- [Both] I want to join up.
- I've only got room for one, and he's gotta be good.
- Well that's me, brother.
- Yeah, that's me.
Take a look at this.
Just to give you an idea of what a big star
I was in the movies.
One of those big shots, you know.
(gunfire)
(laughing)
Well, I guess they're kind of quiet now.
Big shot, eh?
- It's kinda quiet around here, don't you think?
- Well I'll make it a little noisy for you.
- What do you got there, Sissy-parilla?
- Keep your eye on this. (gunfire)
Here's some more.
- Oh I could do that with a trick gun myself.
- How you like that, Colonel, huh?
- Not bad.
- Ah, that's nothing.
Get a load of this, Colonel.
I played a dual role in this picture.
(groaning)
- Oh.
Ow.
- Woops.
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
- Very good.
- Reporting for duty, sir.
- If you think that's good, look at this.
That's the horse.
You like me, you like the horse.
(indistinct mumbling)
There.
(laughing)
- Why, the man's weak.
Here's a little horse play I was in once.
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
How's that?
- That's great.
- I thought you'd like that one.
Ow!
- Why, I'm better that one, and this'll prove it.
Another one of my big scenes, I'll show you that.
- Oh!
- Hey!
Come back with my girl.
Nobody's gonna take her for a ride and get away with it.
I paid a nickel for this.
Oh!
Stay right...
Whoa!
Hey watch where you're going with that...
Whoa!
Heavy traffic here.
Whoa!
- Hey Colonel, how do you like that?
(laughing)
- Yeah, but this is what followed.
- Let me see.
Let me see.
- Now this is where I do my stuff.
(playful music)
Just what I need.
Let me at him!
(scatting)
- Oh you're looking for more, hey.
Why you'll get it, here.
- Oh yeah?
- Let me down!
Let me down!
- Let me down?
I'll let you down.
Whoa.
Hold onto your seat.
(bell dinging)
I win, you lose.
(laughing)
- You're the man we want.
- Oh thanks, your honor.
- Why he can't even carry a gun.
- Is that so?
- Fall in.
About base.
At ease.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Company, attention.
Shoulder arms.
Forward march.
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.
(scatting)
Company dismissed.
- Oh, for a man in a uniform.
Oh, Popeye!
âª You know what I told ya âª
âª I wanted a soldier âª
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
(pipe toots)
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(Daffy yodeling)
âª We're in to win so let's begin âª
âª To do the job with junk âª
âª We're in to win âª
âª Turn in your tin âª
âª And listen to it plunk âª
âª To our nation's call every rubber ball âª
âª Goes to conquer freedom's foe âª
- Freedom's foe!
âª We're in to win âª
âª Our staff is in âª
âª So to victory let's go âª
âª And do the job with junk âª
âª Pots pans old tin cans âª
âª Pails nails empty jails âª
âª Vats hats rubber mats âª
âª Missing links kitchen sinks âª
âª Garbage cans electric fans âª
âª Rubber boots bathing suits âª
âª Reels wheels rundown heels âª
âª Bedsprings piston rings âª
âª Metal shears old tin ears âª
(whistles)
âª Tire chains water mains âª
âª Skates plates furnace crates âª
âª Pitching forks rubber corks âª
âª Sacks racks railroad tracks âª
âª Poles soles fiddle bows âª
âª Plugs lugs bathroom rugs âª
âª Cover sheets housemaid knees âª
âª Rubber bands bird cage stands âª
âª Metal snips pillow slips âª
âª Lock socks grandpa clock âª
(panting)
âª And that's why we're in to win âª
Well, how do you like that, Schickelgruber?
(speaking in foreign language)
(barking)
- Destroy that scrap pile!
- [Male] Destroy that scrap pile!
- Destroy that scrap pile!
- [Male] Destroy that scrap pile!
- Destroy that scrap pile!
- [Soldiers] Destroy!
Destroy!
Destroy that scrap pile!
(beeping)
(water gurgling)
- Destroy that scrap pile!
(light playful music)
(gulps)
(metal rattling)
(upbeat music)
(hiccups)
- Hup!
Hup!
Halt!
Who goes there?
Mice!
(crashing)
Moose!
Saboteurs, I bet you!
(goat hiccups)
Ah, I thought so!
Put your hands up.
You criminals are all alike.
I can see it in your eyes.
Just a stupid ignoramus!
A numbskull!
A nitwit!
A nincompoop!
(hiccuping)
Why, it's just a poor little sick billy goat!
Hey, William, this'll fix you up!
A sodium acetyl-salicylic.
Listen to it fizz!
(hiccuping)
Provides immediate relief from hyper-gasidity,
banishes after-dinner discomfort and loginess.
(hiccuping)
Say, this tin termite is a Nazi!
A folk wolf in sheep's clothing!
(dramatic music)
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
(dramatic music)
(panting)
I'm through.
Oh, what I'd give for a can of spinach, now.
- Shame, Daffy.
Shame!
- Great-great-great-great-great-uncle Dullingham Duck!
âª Did I cry 'spinach ' when I stood âª
âª A duck on Plymouth Rock âª
âª Did I and Washington give up âª
âª With Valley Forge in hock âª
âª Did Daniel Boone and me quack quits âª
âª When Indians seized our scalp âª
âª Did John Paul Duck give up the ship âª
âª Or ever holler help âª
- Hey, Daffy.
Americans don't give up!
âª No Daffy âª
âª Americans don't give up! âª
- That's right!
And I'm an American duck!
- Up there in the sky!
- [Ghost] It's a bird!
- [Ghost] No, it's a plane!
- [Ghost] No, it's Super-American!
(gunfire)
- Gosh.
A dream!
It was all a dream!
- [Nazis] Hey!
Next time you dream, include us out!
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
- That's all folks!
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(upbeat music)
(gentle music)
- Gee, am I hungry.
I could eat a saber-toothed tiger.
Well, anyway, half of one.
(yawns)
Well, this isn't getting me breakfast.
(whistles)
Here, Fido.
Well, thanks.
Now come on, I'm famished.
Well, I'll bet you're cranky before breakfast, too.
Ssh.
Be quiet!
Mm.
Yum-yummy.
My favorite vegetable.
Duck.
(dramatic music)
(whistle blows)
(sirens wailing)
(gentle music)
Gosh, that duck acts like he's crazy.
- That is correct!
Absolutely 100% correct!
- So that's the way it is, eh?
All right, then.
Fine thing, no swimming.
Other cavemen get to go swimming,
but I never get to do anything.
Well, what are you looking at?
Don't just stand there.
Do something.
Now, go get him.
The big lummox.
Well, now, isn't that clever?
The hunter's helper.
Now come on!
- Not bad for a guy that never took a lesson in his life.
- Wait here.
(crashing cymbals)
- Here you are, girlie.
- Gee, thanks a lot.
(upbeat music)
Well, just what I wanted.
A duck breakfast.
Gee, I can hardly wait.
Come on, Fido.
Gee, we're almost there.
Golly.
(explosion)
(gentle music)
- You know, maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all.
- Good night, folks.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
(dramatic upbeat music)
- [Male] Up in the sky.
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman!
Possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a never ending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
(laser beaming)
(tense music)
- What do you think of the professor's show now?
- I still think it's pretty dangerous business.
- Hope nothing goes wrong.
(whirring)
(crashing)
(dramatic music)
- And I realize, gentlemen, that the safety of the public
is especially important to you.
Perhaps almost as important to you
as my ambitions are to me.
But, you request that I give up my experiments,
experiments which are the culmination of 30 years
of dreaming and planning, is impossible.
Tonight, those dreams will become real.
The comet of Falcon will be my toy.
Under my control, it will be brought to within a mile of us.
Then, after a close examination,
I'll send it back again into space.
- Your tampering with nature endangers thousands of lives.
- Yes, and even at the possible cost of those lives,
I shall continue my experiment.
- I warn you, professor.
We're prepared to stop you.
- And I warn you, sir.
Any interference may prove disastrous.
- Stop!
(dramatic music)
(machine whirring)
(banging)
- Listen to me, you meddling fools.
Do you know that the power...
Without that power, the comet is out of my control.
The pull of gravity will bring it
crashing to Earth any minute.
Stop!
Do you hear?
(banging)
(glass smashing)
(comet fragments crashing)
(telephone ringing)
- City editor.
- Look, chief.
The panic's on.
The thing's gone haywire.
(screaming)
- Lois.
Lois, what happened?
Lois!
- Look!
(comet fragments crashing)
("Superman Theme")
- Superman.
- Are you all right?
- Yes, at the moment, but...
(crashing)
(comet fragments crashing)
(upbeat music)
(glass smashing)
(machine whirring)
- [Superman] Miss Lane, the control.
(dramatic music)
("Superman Theme")
- Oh, Superman.
You were wonderful.
- You're pretty wonderful yourself.
- Oh.
How did you get here?
- Thanks to Superman.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
âª Where the honeysuckle vine âª
âª Twines itself around the door âª
âª A sweetheart mine âª
âª Is waiting patiently for me âª
âª So please come back to âª
- [Narrator] The typical American farm
presents many interesting sights.
This show horse is the pride of the farm
and the winner of many blue ribbons.
He is trained to perform in every gait.
First, let's see you do a trot.
(upbeat music)
Now the gallop.
(upbeat music)
That's fine.
Now do a canter.
âª I'm happy about the whole thing âª
âª The way that you walk âª
âª The way that you talk âª
- [Narrator] Hey, hey.
That's enough of that.
Here we find the farmer's faithful old watchdog.
Though he is no longer very active,
he still does a few little odd jobs around the house.
One of his chores is to fetch the newspaper.
(whistling)
Oh, there's the paper now.
(barking)
(chuckling)
- I can hardly wait to see what happened to Dick Tracy.
- [Narrator] Here is a group of cute little piggies,
playing in the...
Well, what are they up to?
They seem fascinated by that clock.
Oh, well.
Here's a proud mother hen,
carefully watching over her eggs,
anxiously awaiting the eventful day.
What a happy little family this will be.
What's this?
A weasel.
The ruthless thief of the barnyard,
watching his chance to sneak in
and steal those defenseless little eggs.
He draws closer, and closer, and closer.
(tense music)
- [All] Boo!
- Don't ever do that!
(panting)
(chicks laughing)
- [Narrator] In the nearby trees,
we find many species of bird life.
(birds twittering)
The birds always...
Oh, look up there.
No, no, over to the left.
See?
A little owl, nestling inside the tree trunk.
(hooting)
Here's an interesting sight.
A young couple laboriously building their nest
with a bit of string from here
and a piece of straw from there.
A little twig.
A bit of string.
A piece of straw, a little twig,
a bit of string, a piece of straw, a little twig,
a bit of string, a piece of straw, little twig,
string, string, straw, string...
âª There's no place like home âª
- [Narrator] At the edge of the woods,
field mice make their home.
Here we see one of the most common types.
Say, he seems to be a bit worried.
Tell me, little fellow, what seems to be troubling you?
- I don't know, doc.
I just keep hearing things.
- [Narrator] Even the tiniest of insects,
such as the ants, have a language all their own.
(ants chattering)
Emerging from the opening comes a female of the species.
If you listen very closely,
you can hear her calling to her young.
- Harry!
- Coming, Mother.
- [Narrator] The modern farm is conducted
on a business like...
Well, here are those little piggies again.
Say, piggies, why don't you go off and play?
- [All] Mmm-mmm.
- [Narrator] Oh, well, suit yourself.
Here is one of the strangest friendships
that has ever been known.
Natural enemies, yet living together as friends,
a cat and a mouse.
Tell me, is it true that the cat takes good care of you?
(squeaks)
And keeps you nice and warm?
(squeaks)
Well, that's truly a friendship.
Now, before we leave you,
is there anything that you would like to say
to your friends in the audience?
(squeaks)
- Get me out of here!
- [Narrator] And so, as the day draws to a close
and the sun sinks slowly in the west,
we reluctantly take our leave of the farm.
Well, the piggies again.
Are they going to stay there all night?
What in the world can the attraction be?
(alarm ringing)
- Dinner time!
(grunting)
- Oh, dear!
Every day, it's the same thing.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
âª In the morning âª
âª In the evening âª
âª Aint we got fun âª
âª Life is sunny âª
âª For my honey âª
âª Aint we got fun âª
âª We never worry âª
âª No reason to fuss âª
âª We never hurry âª
âª Take it easy that's us âª
- Okay, let it go.
âª To December âª
âª Aint we got fun âª
âª Only good times to remember âª
âª Oh what fun âª
âª In the meantime in between time âª
âª Aint we got fun âª
âª In the morning âª
âª In the evening âª
âª Aint we got fun âª
âª Life is sunny âª
- A cat!
A cat!
Run!
- Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of.
He can't hurt us.
He can't get in here.
- A cat!
Lights out!
(dramatic music)
- All clear, the cat's gone.
Come on out, fellas.
Hey.
Where is everybody?
(dramatic music)
- What's the rush?
I'm not going to hurt you.
Look what I've got for you.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Later.
Listen.
You can have all these cheese you want if you...
(indistinct whispering)
Understand?
Okay?
There.
That's better.
Now get going!
âª Now that cat he darn told me âª
âª Out there in the kitchen âª
âª That catty that told you what âª
âª He's come here to save us âª
âª And not to enslave us âª
âª That cat's a rat just the same âª
âª Oh no kids âª
âª That cat is a two faced âª
âª I doubt he will sing âª
âª Or leave us to sing the blues in the night âª
âª Please take my advice and don't be naughty mice âª
âª Appease him âª
âª Or he'll get offended âª
âª He wants to protect us from the ones who wrecked us âª
âª Please him âª
âª He wants to protect us âª
âª That's what I've been saying âª
âª Gee that'd be fine âª
âª Well then hurry and sign a truce âª
âª And no fight âª
(gentle music)
- Did you ever have a feeling that you wanted something
but you didn't know what it was?
- Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sure.
I always get that feeling too.
- I know.
I want a nice, fat, tender mouse.
- Yes, sir.
One nice, fat, tender...
Mouse?
(laughing)
- Look at them run!
- Mm.
You're a nice, fat, tender mouse.
You'll do.
- Shock.
âª Grit your teeth âª
âª Show some fight âª
âª And the stuff that you're made of âª
âª Remember to never say die âª
âª We'll do more than that âª
âª Let's get rid of that cat âª
âª All in favor say aye âª
âª Aye âª
âª We did it before and we can do it again âª
âª And we will do it again âª
âª We've got a heck of a job to do âª
âª But you can bet we will see it through âª
âª We did it before âª
âª And we can do it again âª
âª And we will do it again âª
âª We're one for all and we're all for one âª
âª They'll get a licking before we're done âª
âª Millions of voices are ringing âª
âª Singing as we march along âª
âª We did it before and we can do it again âª
âª And we will do it again âª
âª We'll knock them over âª
âª And then we'll get the guy in back of them âª
âª We did it before âª
âª We'll do it again âª
- Now listen, men.
(speaking gibberish)
And remember, above all...
(speaking gibberish)
You got that?
Okay.
(upbeat music)
- [Mouse] Right, left!
No, no.
A little more to the right.
A little more.
More.
There.
That's it.
Fire!
- [Cat] Yeow!
Ow!
âª We did it before âª
âª We did it again âª
- We do'd it.
("The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down")
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
(gentle music)
- Well, guess I'll dig up a little business around here.
Hmm.
(water hose squirting)
(whistling)
Window cleaner.
- And so the party of the first part
sends the party of the second part,
I wonder where the third part is gonna be.
Oh, they there are.
The man is just telling me the party of the first part
said to the party of the second part,
I wonder if the party of the third part...
- Window cleaner.
- Not today, thank you.
- [Bluto] What do you mean?
Why not today thank you?
- Cause I'm gonna wash 'em, that's why not today, thank you.
Look at these dirty windows.
I wonder how that mud gets up here on the 20th floor.
- That guy things he's gonna ruin my record, hey.
Hey, let me show you the real way to wash a window.
- I'll wash 'em.
Oh, right in the eye.
Oh, I can't see.
You're out of date with that stuff.
Let me show you how we moderns do it.
(upbeat music)
Just a little quick cream on the window.
There y'are.
(laughing)
- Hey, slim.
Get an eyeful of this.
Here's a real window cleaner.
- You don't say.
You look like a monkey on a string to me.
- Pardon me.
- Whoa!
Hey I'm hanging on the altitude.
Hey, you'll knock somebody off someday.
Ah, that's kindergarten stuff.
Wait til you get a load of this with me suspenders.
I'll show you how to do it.
I do it in swing time, you see.
- Yeah, well watch this.
- Yeah, I'm watching you.
But of course I don't see anything yet.
Whoa!
Oh, I'm falling, I'm falling.
Oh.
(laughing)
Hey.
Hey my head's caught, I can't get out.
Oh, hey, get me out of here someone.
Hey, you give me a pain in the neck, you.
- Why you little...
Come over here and I'll sort you out.
- Oh, dear!
(screaming)
- Smack you in the nose.
(indistinct arguing)
- Well, give me that sledgehammer.
(indistinct talking)
- Hey, what am I doing hanging around here?
Wait til I get up there, I'll show you.
(screaming)
- Take it easy, Popeye!
- Hey, watch the fingers.
Hey.
Let me up.
Whoa!
(Olive screaming)
Hang on, Olive.
Hey you gotta be more careful...
- So you're a window washer, hey.
(laughing)
(tense music)
Now, do you want me to clean to the windows, huh?
("I'm Popeye the Sailor Man")
- Wait til I get my hands on you.
Hey, you!
Up you go.
Here he comes.
Up you go.
Hang onto your hat.
Blammo!
You're washed up.
(ding)
âª I'm Popeye the Sailor Man âª
(pipe toots)
(upbeat music)
- [Male] Up in the sky!
Look!
- [Female] It's a bird!
- [Male] It's a plane!
It's Superman!
("Superman Theme")
- [Narrator] Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton.
The man of steel.
Superman!
Possessing remarkable physical strength,
Superman fights a never ending battle for truth and justice,
disguised as a mild-mannered newspaper reporter, Clark Kent.
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
(speedboat engine)
- And I still say Manhattan rightfully belongs to my people.
- Possibly, but just what do you expect us to do about it?
- You have a newspaper.
Publish the truth.
Have the island vacated immediately.
- It's fantastic.
- Why, that's ridiculous.
- Ridiculous?
Maybe modern science will make you think differently.
(dramatic music)
- I've never heard anything so absurd.
- You know, from the look in his eyes,
I'd almost believe he was in earnest.
- [White] No, he's just a harmless crank.
(speedboat engine)
- Come ahead, Miss Lane.
You wouldn't want to miss this story, I'm sure.
(gentle music)
(dramatic music)
Just a precautionary measure.
(electrical whirring)
Now, Miss Lane.
Get ready for the greatest story of your career.
(electrical whirring)
(explosions)
(crashing)
(buildings collapsing)
- Come on, Kent.
Let's get out of here.
(crashing)
- This looks like a job for Superman.
("Superman Theme")
(explosion)
(dramatic music continues)
(explosion)
("Superman Theme")
(explosion)
- The girl is still down there!
(clock ticking)
(speedboat engine)
(explosion)
- You know, Lois, the old island looks just as good as ever.
- That's right, Clark, thanks to Superman.
("Superman Theme" continues)
(barking)
âª I'm just wild about Harry âª
âª And Harry's wild about me âª
- Where we going, bye bye?
- Sorry, but I don't want a dog.
Well...
- [Announcer] Cartoon Classics.