WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:08:11.200 --> 00:08:13.202 What reality garbage are you watching now? 4 00:08:14.286 --> 00:08:15.787 "The Cleansing Hour". 5 00:08:15.829 --> 00:08:18.415 You've never heard of "Father Lance"?! 6 00:08:18.457 --> 00:08:20.000 Every week, an incredible deliverance! 7 00:08:21.543 --> 00:08:23.879 Is that what they call special effects these days? 8 00:08:24.671 --> 00:08:25.464 Here. 9 00:08:25.506 --> 00:08:27.799 You're gonna like this. 10 00:08:27.841 --> 00:08:29.176 I like "The Mindy Project". 11 00:08:30.928 --> 00:08:32.638 Don't you want to witness divine intervention? 12 00:13:56.003 --> 00:13:57.588 Are you seeing this? 13 00:42:56.368 --> 00:42:58.495 It's nice we can choose the clothes together. 14 00:42:59.204 --> 00:43:00.706 We're so lucky 15 00:43:00.747 --> 00:43:02.875 not everybody can do that. 16 00:43:02.916 --> 00:43:05.669 It'll be big on you, but I'd like you to wear 17 00:43:05.711 --> 00:43:06.962 my father's suit. 18 00:43:07.004 --> 00:43:08.046 What do you think? 19 00:43:10.507 --> 00:43:11.341 I don't care. 20 00:43:11.383 --> 00:43:12.176 I'll wear whatever. 21 00:43:12.217 --> 00:43:15.012 No, you must look smart. 22 00:43:15.053 --> 00:43:16.847 It's an important day for me. 23 00:43:16.889 --> 00:43:19.933 Lots of people are coming, you must look perfect. 24 00:43:19.975 --> 00:43:22.686 Then just choose my clothes for me. 25 00:43:22.728 --> 00:43:23.896 I'm not in the mood. 26 00:43:23.937 --> 00:43:24.730 Shoes? 27 00:43:26.190 --> 00:43:29.526 The brown ones are nicer, right? 28 00:43:29.568 --> 00:43:32.112 Those ones rub and give me sores. 29 00:43:32.988 --> 00:43:34.865 I prefer the black ones. 30 00:43:34.907 --> 00:43:35.616 These ones. 31 00:43:35.657 --> 00:43:37.951 They're newer. 32 00:43:37.993 --> 00:43:41.288 They're newer because I never wear them. 33 00:43:41.330 --> 00:43:42.206 They rub. 34 00:43:42.247 --> 00:43:44.625 Then put some plasters on. 35 00:43:44.666 --> 00:43:47.211 Why ask me which shoes I want if you're going 36 00:43:47.252 --> 00:43:48.712 to choose them yourself? 37 00:43:48.754 --> 00:43:50.422 Which tie? 38 00:43:50.464 --> 00:43:51.715 I like these two. 39 00:43:52.758 --> 00:43:54.843 I don't like wearing a tie. 40 00:43:54.885 --> 00:43:57.095 I never wear a tie. 41 00:43:57.137 --> 00:43:58.096 It's not my style. 42 00:43:58.805 --> 00:43:59.640 Style! 43 00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:02.184 Style What's your style? 44 00:44:03.352 --> 00:44:04.978 You look like a rustic. 45 00:44:05.020 --> 00:44:07.898 I am a rustic and I like the way I look, okay? 46 00:44:09.775 --> 00:44:12.027 Shave that beard off. 47 00:44:12.069 --> 00:44:14.071 You're not going with that great beard. 48 00:44:14.112 --> 00:44:16.990 You're not touching my great beard. 49 00:44:17.032 --> 00:44:19.535 I was practically born with a beard. 50 00:44:19.576 --> 00:44:21.954 You met me with this beard. 51 00:44:21.995 --> 00:44:25.457 That beard is going and that's that. 52 00:44:25.499 --> 00:44:28.710 Don't you dare I mean it, okay? 53 00:44:33.799 --> 00:44:34.758 Darling. 54 00:44:39.388 --> 00:44:40.264 That beard. 55 00:44:41.974 --> 00:44:43.433 That beard it's disgusting. 56 00:44:45.018 --> 00:44:45.936 It doesn't suit you. 57 00:44:47.145 --> 00:44:48.188 It never has. 58 00:44:50.274 --> 00:44:52.568 These clothes that we're choosing 59 00:44:52.609 --> 00:44:54.862 you'll be wearing for eternity. 60 00:44:54.903 --> 00:44:56.196 We don't have much time 61 00:44:56.238 --> 00:45:00.534 so make an effort and help me with all of this. 62 00:45:01.618 --> 00:45:03.203 You're the star. 63 00:45:03.245 --> 00:45:04.496 Lots of people are coming 64 00:45:04.538 --> 00:45:07.416 to see you one last time at your wake. 65 00:45:07.457 --> 00:45:10.919 So I want you to look handsome and radiant. 66 00:45:10.961 --> 00:45:12.713 They'll think that I've dressed you badly because 67 00:45:12.754 --> 00:45:14.631 you're a simple villager. 68 00:45:14.673 --> 00:45:18.010 But that's what I am. 69 00:45:18.051 --> 00:45:20.888 That's how I want people to remember me. 70 00:45:20.929 --> 00:45:22.890 With my shirts 71 00:45:22.931 --> 00:45:24.641 with tracksuit bottoms 72 00:45:25.350 --> 00:45:26.852 and, above all 73 00:45:26.894 --> 00:45:27.811 with my beard. 74 00:45:29.354 --> 00:45:31.023 Don't touch my beard, okay? 75 00:45:32.107 --> 00:45:34.651 I have to get the flowers 76 00:45:34.693 --> 00:45:37.237 the coffin and call the last guests. 77 00:45:37.279 --> 00:45:39.406 The burial is in three days. 78 00:45:40.490 --> 00:45:42.117 So don't be selfish. 79 00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:43.744 Cooperate a little, please. 80 00:45:43.785 --> 00:45:45.245 Darling 81 00:45:45.287 --> 00:45:48.332 why don't you just wait until I die and you can do it 82 00:45:48.373 --> 00:45:49.583 as you like. 83 00:45:49.625 --> 00:45:53.921 Darling, I don't like to remind you but 84 00:45:53.962 --> 00:45:56.298 the doctor said you have less than 48 hours left. 85 00:45:57.132 --> 00:45:58.258 What if he's wrong? 86 00:46:00.260 --> 00:46:01.470 He won't be wrong. 87 00:46:34.503 --> 00:46:36.213 He looks so smart. 88 00:46:36.255 --> 00:46:38.215 Are the clothes his? 89 00:46:38.257 --> 00:46:40.509 Or are they from the funeral home? 90 00:46:40.551 --> 00:46:42.928 It's my father's suit. 91 00:46:42.970 --> 00:46:45.639 We chose it together for the occasion. 92 00:46:46.431 --> 00:46:49.101 Rest assured, dear. 93 00:46:49.142 --> 00:46:51.937 He's more handsome dead than he was alive. 94 00:46:51.979 --> 00:46:55.482 A little too much make-up though, don't you think? 95 00:46:55.524 --> 00:46:58.652 If not he'd be white and would give us the chills 96 00:46:58.694 --> 00:47:01.697 but I think it's a complete waste of time. 97 00:47:01.738 --> 00:47:03.824 He'll start to rot in a few hours. 98 00:47:03.866 --> 00:47:06.034 He looks better without a beard. 99 00:47:06.076 --> 00:47:07.536 He looks younger. 100 00:47:07.578 --> 00:47:09.371 He's unrecognizable without it. 101 00:47:09.413 --> 00:47:10.706 He looks gay. 102 00:47:10.747 --> 00:47:13.500 I always told him to shave. 103 00:47:13.542 --> 00:47:16.128 Without that beard, he's so handsome. 104 00:47:16.170 --> 00:47:17.838 He looks like a fairy. 105 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:18.881 Why did you shave him? 106 00:47:21.091 --> 00:47:22.426 It was one of his last requests. 107 00:47:25.846 --> 00:47:29.183 If you don't mind, could you join the others? 108 00:47:29.224 --> 00:47:30.893 I'd like to be alone with him. 109 00:47:59.087 --> 00:48:05.719 Darling! 110 00:48:05.761 --> 00:48:07.137 What the hell are you doing alive? 111 00:48:07.930 --> 00:48:08.805 I don't know. 112 00:48:09.515 --> 00:48:11.183 I just woke up. 113 00:48:11.225 --> 00:48:12.726 My God, what a shock. 114 00:48:12.768 --> 00:48:13.936 How can this be? 115 00:48:13.977 --> 00:48:17.022 The doctor confirmed your death a few hours ago. 116 00:48:17.064 --> 00:48:19.358 He confirmed it badly then. 117 00:48:19.399 --> 00:48:21.026 Because, as you can see, 118 00:48:21.068 --> 00:48:22.277 I'm alive. 119 00:48:22.319 --> 00:48:25.322 I feel absolutely fine. 120 00:48:25.364 --> 00:48:27.032 We're burying you in an hour. 121 00:48:29.076 --> 00:48:31.453 Your friends are here, it's all ready. 122 00:48:31.495 --> 00:48:33.914 Even people who don't like you came. 123 00:48:35.624 --> 00:48:38.418 We'll cancel it that's that. 124 00:48:39.711 --> 00:48:43.590 I'll go out right now and explain it all. 125 00:48:43.632 --> 00:48:44.883 Are you crazy? 126 00:48:44.925 --> 00:48:47.052 It's been a lot of trouble. 127 00:48:47.094 --> 00:48:48.262 There are hundreds of people. 128 00:48:48.303 --> 00:48:50.597 There are high expectations. 129 00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:51.807 That many people came? 130 00:48:52.891 --> 00:48:53.892 It's a success. 131 00:48:55.269 --> 00:48:57.062 I've always been a popular guy. 132 00:48:58.772 --> 00:49:01.692 They'll be happy I'm alive. 133 00:49:01.733 --> 00:49:03.068 Darling 134 00:49:03.110 --> 00:49:04.778 I'm your wife and I love you 135 00:49:05.737 --> 00:49:07.573 but it's too late now. 136 00:49:07.614 --> 00:49:08.866 We're used to the idea now. 137 00:49:10.158 --> 00:49:11.451 What do you mean? 138 00:49:11.493 --> 00:49:13.787 We can't lose face. 139 00:49:13.829 --> 00:49:14.872 We'd look stupid. 140 00:49:14.913 --> 00:49:16.874 I'd be a laughing stock. 141 00:49:19.293 --> 00:49:20.752 There's a lot at stake. 142 00:49:21.837 --> 00:49:22.504 What do you mean? 143 00:49:22.546 --> 00:49:24.631 You have to die. 144 00:49:24.673 --> 00:49:26.842 You can't just resurrect like this. 145 00:49:26.884 --> 00:49:28.218 Are you serious? 146 00:49:28.260 --> 00:49:29.261 Of course. 147 00:49:31.555 --> 00:49:34.641 Shit You can't do this to me. 148 00:49:34.683 --> 00:49:36.476 Juan, don't talk back to me. 149 00:49:36.518 --> 00:49:38.020 Your mother is here. 150 00:49:38.061 --> 00:49:40.480 My parents are on their way. 151 00:49:40.522 --> 00:49:43.150 When they arrive, they want you dead and buried. 152 00:49:43.192 --> 00:49:44.568 We can't let them down. 153 00:49:44.610 --> 00:49:46.737 I don't want to die yet. 154 00:49:47.988 --> 00:49:49.239 I'm not ready. 155 00:49:50.782 --> 00:49:51.366 Darling. 156 00:49:52.910 --> 00:49:53.827 Do you love me? 157 00:49:54.494 --> 00:49:55.454 Yes. 158 00:49:55.495 --> 00:49:57.331 Well, if you really love me 159 00:49:57.372 --> 00:49:58.040 die. 160 00:50:00.709 --> 00:50:02.169 You want me to kill myself? 161 00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:09.718 My little boy. 162 00:50:12.513 --> 00:50:13.889 My little boy's gone. 163 00:50:15.849 --> 00:50:19.186 Faustina, don't fuss over him you'll crease his suit. 164 00:50:21.605 --> 00:50:22.356 Goodness me. 165 00:50:23.607 --> 00:50:25.692 He's so handsome without his beard. 166 00:50:26.610 --> 00:50:28.529 You shaved my beard in the end. 167 00:50:28.570 --> 00:50:30.822 What are you doing alive? 168 00:50:30.864 --> 00:50:32.741 I don't know but I've woken up. 169 00:50:32.783 --> 00:50:34.409 See? 170 00:50:34.451 --> 00:50:36.036 Fresh as a daisy. 171 00:50:36.078 --> 00:50:37.204 It's a miracle! 172 00:50:37.246 --> 00:50:38.080 Yes. 173 00:50:38.747 --> 00:50:40.999 Of course, I said that to her: 174 00:50:41.041 --> 00:50:44.920 "It's a miracle", but 175 00:50:44.962 --> 00:50:48.507 now I want to go outside and give everybody the good news. 176 00:50:48.549 --> 00:50:50.175 But she won't let me. 177 00:50:50.217 --> 00:50:52.678 She says I have to die. 178 00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:54.346 He wants to cancel the funeral. 179 00:50:54.388 --> 00:50:57.391 He says he doesn't want to be buried until he's dead. 180 00:50:57.432 --> 00:50:58.809 Cancel the funeral? 181 00:51:00.060 --> 00:51:01.895 Are you crazy? 182 00:51:01.937 --> 00:51:04.273 Do you know the amount of people here? 183 00:51:05.315 --> 00:51:07.609 It's the funeral of the year. 184 00:51:08.527 --> 00:51:10.070 It cannot be canceled. 185 00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:12.447 But, Mum? 186 00:51:12.489 --> 00:51:14.741 Don't "mum" me. 187 00:51:14.783 --> 00:51:16.410 You'll be buried today and that's that. 188 00:51:17.828 --> 00:51:20.956 We can't lose face with everybody. 189 00:51:20.998 --> 00:51:23.959 But I don't want to die, Mum. 190 00:51:24.001 --> 00:51:25.085 Son, 191 00:51:25.127 --> 00:51:26.295 don't be selfish. 192 00:51:26.336 --> 00:51:28.839 You have less than one hour 193 00:51:28.881 --> 00:51:29.882 to die. 194 00:51:30.757 --> 00:51:32.050 What rotten luck. 195 00:51:35.012 --> 00:51:36.388 How am I supposed to do it? 196 00:51:38.056 --> 00:51:40.267 I don't know. 197 00:51:40.309 --> 00:51:43.228 I don't know Hold your breath like when you have the hiccups. 198 00:51:44.688 --> 00:51:45.522 Hiccups? 199 00:52:07.878 --> 00:52:08.712 I can't. 200 00:52:09.338 --> 00:52:09.838 I can't. 201 00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:10.964 I'm suffocating. 202 00:52:11.006 --> 00:52:11.924 Darling, that's the idea. 203 00:52:13.300 --> 00:52:14.092 I don't like it. 204 00:52:16.011 --> 00:52:17.721 Think of another way. I don't like this one. 205 00:52:18.972 --> 00:52:19.806 Don't cry. 206 00:52:19.848 --> 00:52:21.850 Cooperate a little, son! 207 00:52:23.852 --> 00:52:26.522 If you want me to die then think of something else. 208 00:52:28.106 --> 00:52:29.775 Why don't you cut your veins? 209 00:52:46.041 --> 00:52:47.292 How's it going, darling? 210 00:52:51.171 --> 00:52:53.006 I feel a little dizzy 211 00:52:53.966 --> 00:52:55.759 but that's about it. 212 00:52:55.801 --> 00:52:58.929 The funeral workers are coming in 30 minutes, 213 00:52:58.971 --> 00:53:00.764 they can't find him like this! 214 00:53:01.557 --> 00:53:03.559 Marisa, darling? 215 00:53:03.600 --> 00:53:06.186 Go to the kitchen, get the carving knife and stab me 216 00:53:06.228 --> 00:53:07.604 as many times as it takes. 217 00:53:08.313 --> 00:53:09.106 Me? 218 00:53:09.147 --> 00:53:10.148 Stab you? 219 00:53:10.190 --> 00:53:13.318 How can he be so macabre? 220 00:53:45.184 --> 00:53:45.976 I can't take anymore. 221 00:53:47.060 --> 00:53:48.020 Come on. 222 00:53:49.146 --> 00:53:50.022 Harder. 223 00:53:51.023 --> 00:53:52.024 You won't die. 224 00:53:54.026 --> 00:53:55.485 Don't you feel anything? 225 00:53:55.527 --> 00:53:56.486 My dear 226 00:53:58.030 --> 00:54:00.574 my stomach hurts, but 227 00:54:00.616 --> 00:54:02.326 I think I'm just nervous. 228 00:54:03.410 --> 00:54:04.077 Damn it, Juanito. 229 00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:04.912 Just die! 230 00:54:07.706 --> 00:54:08.832 How's it going? 231 00:54:08.874 --> 00:54:09.583 Mum! 232 00:54:09.625 --> 00:54:10.876 We're running out of time. 233 00:54:10.918 --> 00:54:12.002 People are impatient. 234 00:54:14.963 --> 00:54:17.174 This bastard doesn't want to die. 235 00:54:17.216 --> 00:54:18.091 I'll help. 236 00:54:18.133 --> 00:54:19.718 I found this in the kitchen. 237 00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:20.928 Mum? 238 00:54:20.969 --> 00:54:22.221 What are you going to do? 239 00:54:24.515 --> 00:54:26.475 You keep stabbing him. 240 00:54:26.517 --> 00:54:29.061 I'm going to whisk his stomach. 241 00:54:35.442 --> 00:54:37.361 It's disgusting! 242 00:54:37.402 --> 00:54:39.279 Life is disgusting 243 00:54:41.657 --> 00:54:42.908 death more so. 244 00:54:45.619 --> 00:54:46.745 What beautiful words, Mum. 245 00:55:05.264 --> 00:55:07.057 Why are you smoking? 246 00:55:07.933 --> 00:55:08.934 Smoking kills. 247 00:55:10.769 --> 00:55:12.563 It'll take hours for him to bleed out. 248 00:55:14.189 --> 00:55:15.190 It's not working. 249 00:55:17.025 --> 00:55:20.028 But the blood is perfectly fluffy. 250 00:55:20.070 --> 00:55:20.821 Fantastic. 251 00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:27.786 Look at it all. 252 00:55:31.540 --> 00:55:34.710 I didn't want to let anyone down and now it's a disaster. 253 00:55:39.173 --> 00:55:40.799 I gave my life preparing this funeral 254 00:55:42.176 --> 00:55:43.135 for nothing. 255 00:55:50.475 --> 00:55:51.894 Who will clean all this blood? 256 00:55:53.228 --> 00:55:54.730 What will we say? 257 00:55:54.771 --> 00:55:55.939 What will they think of us? 258 00:55:56.773 --> 00:55:57.774 Look! 259 00:55:57.816 --> 00:55:59.193 Look at our dresses 260 00:55:59.234 --> 00:56:00.777 and what we've done to your son. 261 00:56:02.487 --> 00:56:04.031 What do we look like? 262 00:56:04.072 --> 00:56:05.407 You look like what you are: 263 00:56:06.825 --> 00:56:07.576 Two fucking psychopaths. 264 00:56:12.539 --> 00:56:13.957 How dare you insult your mother. 265 00:56:15.876 --> 00:56:17.336 Who does he think he is? 266 00:56:18.170 --> 00:56:19.463 Some manners! 267 00:56:23.175 --> 00:56:24.009 He's not moving. 268 00:56:25.385 --> 00:56:25.928 What? 269 00:56:27.179 --> 00:56:28.180 He's not moving 270 00:56:33.727 --> 00:56:34.603 or breathing. 271 00:56:35.771 --> 00:56:37.147 Are you sure? 272 00:56:37.189 --> 00:56:38.148 Yes 273 00:56:38.190 --> 00:56:39.316 yes. 274 00:56:39.358 --> 00:56:40.609 I think you killed him. 275 00:56:42.569 --> 00:56:44.446 I killed 276 00:56:44.488 --> 00:56:45.906 my son? 277 00:56:45.948 --> 00:56:47.115 Yes, Faustina. 278 00:56:47.157 --> 00:56:48.116 You killed him! 279 00:56:48.158 --> 00:56:48.742 You killed him! 280 00:56:48.784 --> 00:56:49.368 No. 281 00:56:49.409 --> 00:56:51.662 I can't have done. 282 00:56:51.703 --> 00:56:54.540 Not my son, no. 283 00:56:54.581 --> 00:56:56.542 But Faustina, isn't this what we wanted? 284 00:56:58.210 --> 00:57:00.921 The worst thing that can happen to a mother 285 00:57:00.963 --> 00:57:02.422 is to lose her child! 286 00:57:08.011 --> 00:57:09.847 But, at least 287 00:57:09.888 --> 00:57:12.224 we don't have to cancel the ceremony. 288 00:57:27.281 --> 00:57:28.073 I think I scared them. 289 00:57:30.492 --> 00:57:32.995 They didn't recognize me without my beard. 290 00:57:33.036 --> 00:57:34.162 What do we do now? 291 00:57:52.472 --> 00:57:53.765 Why can't I die? 292 00:57:54.683 --> 00:57:56.685 Why can't I die?! 293 00:59:24.314 --> 00:59:25.983 Dr Gonzalez, please go to surgery. 294 00:59:58.182 --> 01:00:00.017 Now what? you fucking gringo. 295 01:00:00.058 --> 01:00:01.435 I have my green card! 296 01:00:08.984 --> 01:00:09.943 Well yeah. 297 01:00:09.985 --> 01:00:12.029 You can help me, give me my job back. 298 01:00:14.823 --> 01:00:16.074 What the fuck did you do? 299 01:00:16.116 --> 01:00:17.117 What the fuck did you do? 300 01:00:17.159 --> 01:00:18.577 You destroyed my car, fucking gringo! 301 01:00:26.418 --> 01:00:29.004 And the gringo wants to charge us for the wall. 302 01:00:29.046 --> 01:00:31.298 Tell him no, fucking racist gringo! 303 01:00:31.340 --> 01:00:32.424 We won't pay you shit! 304 01:00:49.274 --> 01:00:50.484 Mr. Trump 305 01:00:50.526 --> 01:00:53.153 look, we are honest people and 306 01:00:53.195 --> 01:00:54.530 we only want to ask you to... 307 01:01:35.988 --> 01:01:37.698 Who changed my case? 308 01:01:37.739 --> 01:01:39.533 Who did you steal this from? 309 01:01:39.575 --> 01:01:41.827 Well, it was there 310 01:01:45.163 --> 01:01:46.999 Play the guitar! 311 01:01:47.040 --> 01:01:49.459 Sing something, but in English, or he won't understand. 312 01:02:03.390 --> 01:02:05.392 Come here Mr. diplomat. 313 01:02:05.434 --> 01:02:07.644 It's up to you to demand him 314 01:02:07.686 --> 01:02:08.645 put it on! 315 01:02:09.605 --> 01:02:11.231 If you don't 316 01:02:11.273 --> 01:02:14.610 he'll step over our people and destroy our culture. 317 01:02:18.614 --> 01:02:20.115 Go, hurry up! 318 01:02:25.996 --> 01:02:27.998 Now, who could save us? 319 01:02:37.508 --> 01:02:38.383 Hey what's that? 320 01:02:38.425 --> 01:02:39.885 It's a miracle! 321 01:02:41.303 --> 01:02:43.096 It's quetzalcoatl. 322 01:02:43.138 --> 01:02:44.723 Is it the hail Mary? 323 01:02:46.725 --> 01:02:48.143 It is the hail Mary! 324 01:03:07.579 --> 01:03:09.706 Hell yeah motherfucker!