1 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:14,006 Ramona... 2 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,710 You're a really good dancer! 3 00:01:20,755 --> 00:01:23,295 It's probably the drink talking, 4 00:01:24,005 --> 00:01:27,835 but I've had a crush on you since, like... forever. 5 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,300 Huh? 6 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:33,795 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you. 7 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,550 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you! 8 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,670 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you! 9 00:01:39,088 --> 00:01:41,708 Ha ha, you're very funny. 10 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,255 Ramona... 11 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:47,798 Check it out, dumb ass! 12 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,590 Take a couple of puffs of this, and you're set. 13 00:01:51,671 --> 00:01:54,131 It'll totally calm your nerves. You'll feel... 14 00:01:56,255 --> 00:01:57,705 ...splendider! 15 00:02:01,296 --> 00:02:03,296 -I don't... I don't know about that. -Dude! 16 00:02:05,713 --> 00:02:07,303 Have a little faith in your brother. 17 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,210 Wait a minute! 18 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:14,756 There could be cops in the audience or even worse, children. 19 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:17,878 So we totally were not doing drugs! We were... 20 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:21,086 you know... eating bananas. 21 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:31,545 This is some good banana right here. 22 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:41,456 Alright, dude. 23 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:43,166 You're ready. 24 00:02:44,046 --> 00:02:48,706 This is the night you hook up with her. 25 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:05,013 So, there I go, walking over to her, full of confidence 26 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,091 and a hefty amount of booze. 27 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:15,710 Hey! 28 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,340 Hey! 29 00:03:19,213 --> 00:03:20,673 Wanna... wanna dance? 30 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:29,801 With you? 31 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,670 My dance moves really attracted her attention. 32 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:33,795 Whatever... 33 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,260 Unfortunately! 34 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:47,665 Things were going well, but fate reared its ugly head. 35 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:51,375 All that getting my groove on, combined with being nervous and drunk, 36 00:03:51,463 --> 00:03:53,053 had one extra effect... 37 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:58,380 In that exact moment I really had to go take a leak! 38 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,801 -Anything wrong? -No, I don't have to go. 39 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,630 You don't have to go where? 40 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,803 Nowhere, just... 41 00:04:11,046 --> 00:04:13,046 Just sit tight, OK. Just... there. 42 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,378 Holy shit! 43 00:04:52,546 --> 00:04:55,666 Hey! Hey! How is it all going? 44 00:04:55,755 --> 00:04:57,665 I just need to step in and brush up a bit. 45 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:01,335 Well... Probably not... 46 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:03,551 Why? 47 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,550 Well, cause... you know. 48 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,340 Out of my way, I'm gonna be sick! 49 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:12,380 Holy shit! 50 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:18,086 Yo! Check this shit out! 51 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:22,165 No, literally, come check this literal shit 52 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,755 which Andrei just literally took! 53 00:05:24,838 --> 00:05:25,878 John! 54 00:05:27,963 --> 00:05:29,343 Oh, my God! 55 00:05:29,421 --> 00:05:31,551 Nope, that was not God's work. 56 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:40,053 And that, my friends, was a truly shitty first date. 57 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:15,545 They say a real man knows how to deal with his problems. 58 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,210 So I turned to Mommy. 59 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:19,376 Mom? 60 00:06:22,505 --> 00:06:26,705 Was Dad successful with the girls? 61 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:29,921 Oh, yes! 62 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:32,633 Too successful for his own good. 63 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:35,013 Stop honking, you fucker! 64 00:06:35,088 --> 00:06:39,338 I'll come and shove that fucking horn up your ass! Fuck! 65 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:43,918 Fucking stop honking that fucking horn! 66 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,210 Fuck you too! Fuck you! 67 00:06:47,296 --> 00:06:50,046 I hope you never fucking get an erection, you asshole! 68 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,210 Hello there, Mrs. Alfred! 69 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,546 Take it easy on the cigarettes, Alin! 70 00:07:12,505 --> 00:07:15,255 I don't want you being a bad influence on my Andrei. 71 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:20,763 So? 72 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:24,876 Is your mom gonna let you come to the party tonight? 73 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:30,210 Actually, she agreed that I can come by your place 74 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:33,256 and... study. 75 00:07:33,338 --> 00:07:35,048 Say... Clever! 76 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:38,011 You're not such a dumb cow after all. 77 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:41,208 -Do you wanna suck on my titty? -Yeah. Yeah, just like a little... 78 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:45,506 Believe me, this wasn't even the weirdest thing I did in this costume. 79 00:08:10,546 --> 00:08:11,706 So... 80 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:15,875 You gonna hook up with her? 81 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,133 I'm way past that. 82 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:23,593 Besides, everybody is looking at me like I'm the guy who took the dump last time. 83 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,875 Nobody remembers that. 84 00:08:27,171 --> 00:08:29,921 Yeah. Do you remember? Oh, my God! 85 00:08:30,963 --> 00:08:35,173 You walk up to her, you grab her hand. 86 00:08:36,171 --> 00:08:38,551 You ask her to dance. 87 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:44,546 You pretend to be interested in whatever bullshit she spews, and you fuck her! 88 00:08:47,421 --> 00:08:49,211 Have you ever fucked a virgin? 89 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,546 -No! -No! Have you? 90 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:53,210 Not yet, but... 91 00:08:53,296 --> 00:08:54,626 What is he doing? 92 00:08:54,713 --> 00:08:57,803 Wow, I looked like I was jacking off angels. 93 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:01,883 Hey... 94 00:09:03,005 --> 00:09:05,585 -Hey... -What you pointing at? 95 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,170 The... sky, it seems. 96 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:13,008 Your hands OK? 97 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:15,378 Ah, yeah, yeah, no... they're OK. 98 00:09:16,588 --> 00:09:19,628 They're very fine... fine hands. Just... 99 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,840 Relax. 100 00:09:27,921 --> 00:09:29,511 Oh, shit! 101 00:09:34,713 --> 00:09:36,053 You're cute. 102 00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:48,418 How you doing? 103 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,633 -You're doing great. -Oh, thanks. 104 00:09:51,713 --> 00:09:55,883 So... Listen, there's something I want to tell you. 105 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:58,336 Follow me. 106 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,050 Go! 107 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:10,585 I know you're in love with me. 108 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,256 Me? No way. 109 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,460 Shh! I think it's cute. 110 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:19,086 A lot of guys have been crazy for me, 111 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,551 but you've literally been mad for years. 112 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:23,915 Well, yeah. 113 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,050 I know what you want! 114 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:33,843 Yeah, I love you. 115 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:36,255 But I'm... I... 116 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:40,586 I... Look, I'm... 117 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:45,843 I'm... not like the other guys. 118 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,711 No, don't blow it, man. 119 00:10:47,796 --> 00:10:51,546 But I'm not that shallow to just want to have sex with you. 120 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:54,920 It's not called being shallow, it's called not being stupid. 121 00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,455 I want a relationship. 122 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:58,336 Say what? 123 00:10:58,421 --> 00:10:59,301 What? 124 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:04,010 Something that... that lasts into all of eternity. 125 00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,668 -And-- -Shh! What the fuck? 126 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:07,376 Are you serious? 127 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,843 Ah, yeah... what the fuck? 128 00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:11,591 In what relationship? Look... 129 00:11:15,213 --> 00:11:21,923 I'm the hottest girl at school and you're... you. 130 00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:25,591 Stop being silly. 131 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:33,011 Sorry, guy in the fourth row. No boobies for you. 132 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:37,586 Rather than have you for one night 133 00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:42,381 and then lose any chance of having you forever... 134 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:45,213 I'd rather not have you at all. 135 00:11:47,921 --> 00:11:50,261 I just nutted when your boobs touched my chest. 136 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:53,338 God, you're a fucking moron! 137 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,763 Wow, twice! 138 00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:59,088 I'm giving you what any guy would kill to have and you say "No thanks"? 139 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,461 Fuck you! 140 00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:30,803 I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life. 141 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,920 Isn't that what your mom said when you were born? 142 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,375 Cut it out, dumb ass! 143 00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:37,921 I meant Ramona. 144 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:41,585 Ah, yeah. I'd move out of town if I were you. 145 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,798 Maybe even the city. 146 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:48,301 The town is the city, you fuckwit. 147 00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:53,585 I just can't have sex with a girl if we're not in a relationship. 148 00:12:57,255 --> 00:13:00,505 -You wanna do it or should I? -Oh, you've known him longer. 149 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:05,958 Alright. 150 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,840 Listen, motherfucker! 151 00:13:10,713 --> 00:13:14,303 I would take a science test every day for the rest of my life 152 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,210 just to smell that pussy! 153 00:13:19,046 --> 00:13:21,586 Yeah, well, maybe I'm dumber. 154 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,958 Forget about it. You made the right call. 155 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:31,298 Ramona means more to you than just a one-night stand. 156 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,508 I was good. 157 00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:36,838 Ramona was now Silviu's girlfriend, 158 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:40,511 giving me the perfect excuse to forget about her. 159 00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:46,173 Day after day 160 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:49,955 and I couldn't believe Silviu hadn't been hit by a truck 161 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,626 or struck by lightning or something. 162 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,590 Shut up, dude! In life it's always better to be honest. 163 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,091 Yes, if you're retarded. 164 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:07,803 Because retarded people don't understand the concept of getting away with lies. 165 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,091 Come on, finish my homework. 166 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,421 -Please, I-- -No, no. Finish it now. 167 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,383 -Faster! -OK. 168 00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,923 Silviu, we need to talk. 169 00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:24,455 Make it fast, I'm busy with my math homework. 170 00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:26,336 Here's the thing... 171 00:14:26,421 --> 00:14:29,091 I know Ramona only hooked up with you to get back at me... 172 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,381 -My God... -I think you can tell that as well. 173 00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:32,923 It's like he's breaking up with him. 174 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,005 ...for the sake of our long-lasting friendship, 175 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,628 I think you'd agree that you should break up with her. 176 00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:43,461 What did you say? 177 00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:47,256 Yeah, it's only fair for you to not be caught between me and Ramona 178 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,588 just so that she can make me jealous. 179 00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:54,591 So I'm just a loser 180 00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:58,713 and there's no way she can actually be into me, right? 181 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:02,208 No, what I meant to say-- 182 00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:04,456 What? That you're better than me? 183 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,666 No, I just don't want you to get hurt. 184 00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:12,006 Hey, babe, check this little shit out. 185 00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:20,008 He says you only got with me to get back at him. 186 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,048 -What? -Is that true? 187 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,343 I don't know what he's talking about. 188 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,170 I've had a crush on you ever since I saw you. 189 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:32,205 Ramona, let's be honest. 190 00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:36,506 The best thing in life is to be honest, right? 191 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:42,263 It's better that you confess to Silviu now that you got mad at me because... 192 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,795 I didn't want to have sex with you that night 193 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,550 and that is why you're doing all of this. 194 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,460 You must be out of your mind. 195 00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:53,668 Silviu is the only man I would ever want to... 196 00:15:57,671 --> 00:15:59,211 make love to. 197 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:01,128 Bitch! 198 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:05,463 And by the way... I didn't want Silviu to know, 199 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:08,506 but could you please stop texting me in the middle of the night? 200 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,628 -What? -I'm really not interested. 201 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,673 You're texting my girl in the middle of the night? 202 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:15,875 -No, she's lying! -So you're calling my girlfriend a liar! 203 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:19,923 If I didn't say no to her, she wouldn't even be your fucking girlfriend! 204 00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:22,045 Shit! 205 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,376 Told you so. 206 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:39,883 If you've got a girl pregnant, 207 00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:43,923 I swear I will break your neck, her legs 208 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,795 and raise the child as my own! 209 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:53,008 It's not that big a deal. 210 00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:56,918 Why didn't you say so? Scaring me like that. 211 00:16:58,338 --> 00:16:59,838 Then what's the matter? 212 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,090 You know that girl Ramona that I like? 213 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,511 Well, the thing is-- 214 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,378 She's pregnant, I knew it! 215 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:11,013 I swear I will break your neck! 216 00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:13,588 Mom! No one is pregnant. 217 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,670 It's just that... 218 00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,053 I like her. 219 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,255 A lot. 220 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,763 But she's hooked up with Silviu. 221 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,173 And she did it just to make me mad! 222 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,125 -Why would you get mad? -Well... 223 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:35,920 ...because I refused to have sex with her. 224 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:41,045 -What... with Silviu? -No, Mom! With Ramona! 225 00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:45,301 Well, good then. That was very wise of you to do that. 226 00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:49,545 You know what sex is, right? 227 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,706 -The fastest way to get a girl pregnant! -Yeah... 228 00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:56,296 ...but now I feel like I let her down. 229 00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:03,508 Honey, you're still young. 230 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:09,170 You have absolutely no idea what it takes to actually disappoint a woman. 231 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:13,381 But believe me, between now and your fifties, 232 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:19,093 you're gonna have so many women to disappoint. It's fantastic. 233 00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:25,303 Thanks for the confidence boost. 234 00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:28,878 You know what you actually need? 235 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:32,045 A break. 236 00:18:40,255 --> 00:18:42,335 I was embarrassed and tired, 237 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,711 but worst of all I was on vacation with my mom. 238 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:52,593 But that all changed the moment I laid my eyes upon... her! 239 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,588 What the hell's wrong with you? 240 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,170 Never seen a lobby before? 241 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,665 Our room is upstairs! 242 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:15,085 Yeah, right. 243 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:20,211 You go. I wanna check out the place. 244 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,883 -Thank you so much. -Thank you, guys, have a safe travel. 245 00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:30,341 Hey! 246 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:36,045 Listen. Do you know the girl at the front desk? 247 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,840 I'm... I'm asking for a friend. 248 00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:39,591 Forget about her. 249 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:41,375 That girl is shady, man. 250 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,630 I heard she is into... 251 00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:49,461 Video chat! 252 00:19:50,338 --> 00:19:51,378 God! 253 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,460 That is... that is preposterous. 254 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,711 -So can you introduce me to her? -Sure. 255 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,340 Yo, blondie, this guy likes you! 256 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,301 It's all arranged, sir. 257 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:12,505 Now that I had my intro, 258 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,798 it was time to use my gold medal pick-up line on her. 259 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,955 Hey, pretty! 260 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:24,376 Do you believe in love at first sight? 261 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:28,091 In case you were wondering how I was still a virgin... 262 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,760 That's how. 263 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:37,338 What I meant to say is that you are the most beautiful woman in the whole hotel, 264 00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:41,551 a title which you share with my mother, whom I love, 265 00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,758 even when she dresses just like me. 266 00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:56,755 Congrats! You've earned the chance to ask me my name. 267 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,170 So... What is your name? 268 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:03,955 Anemona. Pleased to meet you. 269 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,836 Andrei. 270 00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:10,461 And I would very much like to take you out. 271 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,548 Sorry for wasting your time. 272 00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:21,301 You can take me for a walk on the beach. 273 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:36,918 So... 274 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,133 What do you do when you're not working here? 275 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,340 I go to college. 276 00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,463 Right, because... 277 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:52,506 the guy at the bar actually told me 278 00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:55,668 you do video chat? 279 00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,340 The guy at the bar has been hitting on me all summer. 280 00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:02,418 You know what guys are like. 281 00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:05,335 If a girl says no, she's suddenly a slut. 282 00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:07,705 That's not true. 283 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:10,296 Except for Ramona, that slut! 284 00:22:11,921 --> 00:22:13,131 Anyway... 285 00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:18,423 I think my mom would rather me be doing video chat than working in a hotel. 286 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,460 Weird. 287 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,880 Listen, you should know that... 288 00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:36,508 I have a boyfriend. 289 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,921 I don't want you to get the wrong idea, just... 290 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,130 Let's just enjoy the night and that's all. 291 00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:46,133 Yeah. 292 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,380 I'd still like to know more about you. 293 00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:01,376 So... what does your dad do? 294 00:23:02,338 --> 00:23:04,088 Everything but mind us. 295 00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:07,255 Sounds like he could be my dad. 296 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,708 Maybe we're brother and sister. 297 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:13,343 Like Cersei and Jaime? 298 00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:16,876 Then this would be a really weird date. 299 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:19,173 So it is a date! 300 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:25,875 Well, you know... Dates usually end with a kiss. 301 00:23:31,713 --> 00:23:33,513 Only if you impress the girl. 302 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,920 We're already in the moonlight. 303 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,085 You've got the sea over here. 304 00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:45,963 What else would you want? 305 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,668 A serenade? 306 00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:52,545 Really? 307 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:16,713 Wise men say 308 00:24:18,755 --> 00:24:24,335 Only fools rush in 309 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:32,341 Shall I stay 310 00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:38,843 Would it be a sin? 311 00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:46,173 If I can't help 312 00:24:46,255 --> 00:24:52,665 Falling in love with you 313 00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:58,593 Like a river flows 314 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:01,713 Surely to the sea 315 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:05,298 Darling, so it goes 316 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:11,510 Some things are meant to be 317 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,880 Take my hand 318 00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:28,796 That one kiss from her gave me a pocket rocket so strong 319 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,590 I could've karate chopped a board in half with it! 320 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,258 Je ne regrette rien? 321 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,208 Who the fuck is Rien? 322 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:10,378 Warm up the machine. 323 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,795 Failure to properly warm up the engine 324 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,630 and various other machine components 325 00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:21,628 can result in a decrease in service life of the machine. 326 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,173 Or in malfunctions. 327 00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,876 In winter, run the engine for at least five minutes 328 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,553 for proper warm up. 329 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,300 Then, run the engine at a low speed 330 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:36,170 without a load to warm up the hydraulic oil 331 00:26:36,255 --> 00:26:38,545 and other machine components. 332 00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:40,835 Keep the engine clean! 333 00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:44,921 Dead leaves, paper dust and oil stains 334 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,755 on and around the engine 335 00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:49,258 can catch fire. 336 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:54,085 Remove all such debris before commencing operation. 337 00:27:18,963 --> 00:27:21,383 Wait a minute, I can't show you this part. 338 00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,713 There are children in the audience, for crying out loud! 339 00:27:24,963 --> 00:27:29,963 But I swear it was as sweet and delicious as a heavenly dessert. 340 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,550 You know that moment 341 00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:37,260 when you dip your finger into the honey jar, 342 00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:41,418 and it's so warm and sticky. 343 00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:43,756 You can't get enough. 344 00:27:46,588 --> 00:27:52,128 Or when you're enjoying a fluffy juicy cake 345 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,796 and it just melts into your mouth. 346 00:27:58,171 --> 00:28:02,171 Then, you feel like going for the cupcakes. 347 00:28:03,171 --> 00:28:06,211 And you play with those perfect cherries. 348 00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:12,381 Not too big, not too small... just right. 349 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,130 Something serious must've happened 350 00:28:22,213 --> 00:28:24,673 if she was calling me that late at night. 351 00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:26,835 But then I decided to look on the bright side: 352 00:28:26,921 --> 00:28:28,211 maybe she was dying. 353 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,760 Now, where were we? 354 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,758 Oh, yeah! The grand finale, 355 00:28:37,838 --> 00:28:40,008 when you top it off with champagne. 356 00:28:40,713 --> 00:28:42,013 Lots of champagne. 357 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,415 Especially if the bottle's not been shaken in awhile. 358 00:28:50,838 --> 00:28:51,798 Lower... 359 00:28:53,838 --> 00:28:54,918 Lower... 360 00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:00,961 Do it! 361 00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,375 Do what? 362 00:29:05,505 --> 00:29:07,205 Holy... Mom! 363 00:29:08,255 --> 00:29:11,045 -What time is it? -10 a.m. 364 00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:15,881 Come on, get dressed, we're missing out on tan-time. 365 00:29:18,796 --> 00:29:20,506 Just let me freshen up a bit. 366 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:26,836 I really wanted Anemona to like me in daytime as well. 367 00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:30,461 So I needed a little bit of maintenance. 368 00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:33,843 I styled my hair. 369 00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,173 Brushed my teeth. 370 00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:41,208 Heck, I even showered! 371 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,800 It was pretty obvious that I was in a great mood, 372 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,210 but what's up with my mom? 373 00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,878 Why is she so upbeat and cheerful? 374 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,670 Hey, dude, guess what? 375 00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:07,463 I just had a date with Anemona last night. 376 00:30:07,546 --> 00:30:10,706 And I fucked your mother last night. 377 00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:18,008 Mom? 378 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:22,875 I don't wanna know. 379 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,630 You met someone last night, didn't you? 380 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:28,093 Actually, I did. 381 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:29,461 Someone I like... 382 00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:33,755 I knew it. 383 00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,375 But it's OK. 384 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,258 -As long as you're happy. -No, Mom. Not him. 385 00:30:44,005 --> 00:30:45,545 It's alright, Andrei. 386 00:30:46,963 --> 00:30:48,673 At least you can't get him pregnant. 387 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,090 Anemona! 388 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:00,920 What's wrong? 389 00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:03,803 -They fired me. -What? 390 00:31:04,838 --> 00:31:08,048 My supervisor came to me this morning and said I was fired. 391 00:31:12,713 --> 00:31:14,173 She saw you leaving my room. 392 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,590 It's all my fault. 393 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:27,086 It could have been anyone. 394 00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:30,458 OK, there's a reality check! 395 00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:37,545 So what now? Why are you all packed? 396 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,960 Because it's over for me here. 397 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,340 My boyfriend is coming to pick me up soon. 398 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:48,551 He can't see us together, you know? 399 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:52,258 And the hits just keep on coming. 400 00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,415 I just wish we had a little more time together. 401 00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:03,048 Alright, man up, show some grit! 402 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,710 I don't want you to go. 403 00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,301 Please don't go. 404 00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:14,963 Apparently, my flair for the dramatic outweighs my toughness. 405 00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:17,171 It came out like a flood! 406 00:32:17,755 --> 00:32:20,545 You know what? Fuck that, it's my story! 407 00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:22,260 It was raining hardcore! 408 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:25,008 It was raining like the great flood was coming! 409 00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:31,046 We'll keep in touch. 410 00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,960 -I'll come visit. -No! 411 00:32:34,296 --> 00:32:35,546 You can't, Andrei. 412 00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:38,338 You live at the other end of the country. 413 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:39,960 This... 414 00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:41,755 Us... 415 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,956 it would never work. 416 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,840 Why fool ourselves? 417 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:56,303 It's... It's from the rain. 418 00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,008 Hey... 419 00:33:02,671 --> 00:33:05,301 If what happened between us was meant to be, 420 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,300 I'm sure we'll meet again. 421 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:10,630 I have faith in these kind of things. 422 00:33:12,005 --> 00:33:14,795 Just because a story doesn't have a happy ending, 423 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,340 doesn't mean that it's over. 424 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,671 I take you to the beach to cheer you up and you leave here even more depressed? 425 00:33:45,338 --> 00:33:49,208 You're being silly, Andrei! Besides, I don't even think he's that great a guy! 426 00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:52,046 Mom! She's a girl! 427 00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:54,513 Her name is Anemona 428 00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:58,211 and she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 429 00:33:58,296 --> 00:34:00,336 Oh, yeah? That's funny. 430 00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:01,841 I was under the impression 431 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:04,171 that your mother was the most beautiful woman in the world. 432 00:34:04,755 --> 00:34:07,125 -What about Ramona? -What do I care? 433 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:11,093 All I want right now is to be with Anemona and no one else. 434 00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:15,211 Well, good for you! That's my boy! 435 00:34:16,171 --> 00:34:20,301 I'm glad I raised me a boy who knows exactly what he wants in life. 436 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:21,920 That's good! 437 00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:28,545 Yeah, great... 438 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,706 On second thought, I need you to drop me off at Ramona's 439 00:34:32,796 --> 00:34:34,916 -as soon as we get there! -What the fuck?! 440 00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:42,383 Hi there, I'm Andrei, Ramona's classmate. 441 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,050 Is your daughter home? 442 00:34:45,838 --> 00:34:47,208 Ramona is my sister. 443 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,420 I may be older, but I'm not her mother! 444 00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:53,011 God! Come in. 445 00:35:07,713 --> 00:35:09,713 Are you... alright? 446 00:35:10,713 --> 00:35:12,303 Do I fucking look alright? 447 00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:14,923 Look at me! 448 00:35:15,005 --> 00:35:16,835 And is it alright for me to call you like crazy 449 00:35:16,921 --> 00:35:19,801 and for you to ignore me like I'm nothing? 450 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,550 So I didn't feel like answering my phone. Big deal. 451 00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:27,668 What, are we together all of a sudden? 452 00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,211 Or maybe you're just jealous. 453 00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:35,048 Jealous of what? 454 00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,208 I have a girlfriend now. 455 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,258 Really? What's her full name? 456 00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:46,298 I don't know it. 457 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,456 What's her phone number? 458 00:35:50,838 --> 00:35:52,168 I don't have it. 459 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,880 Is your girlfriend your left hand? 460 00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:56,673 Fuck you! She's real! 461 00:35:58,296 --> 00:35:59,586 I just can't prove it. 462 00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:05,211 You know, that's what they say about aliens, and God too. 463 00:36:07,171 --> 00:36:08,461 You're just jealous. 464 00:36:08,546 --> 00:36:11,086 Jealous? Me? 465 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,915 Get fucking real, Andrei! 466 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,625 You're crazy about me! You always come running like a puppy! 467 00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,631 I just have to lift my finger. 468 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,173 -Yeah? -Yeah! 469 00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:28,205 Well, you know what? Suck it, Ramona! 470 00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,086 I don't need you in my life! 471 00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:35,256 There are... There are thousands of girls out there way hotter than you! 472 00:36:36,421 --> 00:36:38,211 Which I haven't met yet, it's true. 473 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,383 But I'm pretty fucking sure none of them would treat me the way you do! 474 00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:49,260 I'm just your puppy. Puppy... 475 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,263 Your puppy... 476 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:02,586 I'm not that sorry Silviu beat you. 477 00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:06,256 I'll go to the police 478 00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:09,760 and tell them you did it. 479 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,956 I'll tell them you left these marks on my face. 480 00:37:16,421 --> 00:37:18,381 And see how smart you think you are then. 481 00:37:19,796 --> 00:37:20,756 Idiot. 482 00:37:25,005 --> 00:37:25,875 And fuck off! 483 00:37:25,963 --> 00:37:27,133 What happened? 484 00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:30,048 Andrei, stop being like this! She needs you. 485 00:37:30,963 --> 00:37:33,133 You know what? You can suck it too! 486 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:35,666 OK. When? 487 00:37:39,838 --> 00:37:42,798 How could I have possibly hit Ramona? I was at the seaside. 488 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,546 Then who did? 489 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,710 Scooby-Doo! Who do you think it was? 490 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:49,955 Silviu. 491 00:37:50,046 --> 00:37:53,336 Or maybe she did it to herself? 492 00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:56,261 Well, if it was Silviu, why would she say it was you? 493 00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:58,758 Because Ramona is the offspring of Satan, that's why! 494 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,876 What I meant to say... 495 00:38:08,546 --> 00:38:09,876 Really, Carla? Tampons? 496 00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:11,423 It's all I had to throw. 497 00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:26,923 Cut the bullshit! 498 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:29,625 You think that just because you're not saying anything, 499 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,013 I can't see that you're upset? 500 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:37,170 Ramona told the school some pretty bad lies about me, 501 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,295 because I've been ignoring her. 502 00:38:41,005 --> 00:38:43,335 Well, that's what any girl would do if she felt hurt by a guy. 503 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,295 It means that she cares for you. 504 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,630 Really? 505 00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:52,671 Dude, I don't get women at all! 506 00:38:54,463 --> 00:38:57,303 How come every time I try something with a girl, 507 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,460 I end up looking like a loser? 508 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:02,456 What do you really want? You want Ramona? 509 00:39:04,005 --> 00:39:07,915 I thought you were in love with that girl from the beach, what's her name? 510 00:39:10,755 --> 00:39:11,835 Anemona? 511 00:39:14,296 --> 00:39:17,506 I don't have her number, I don't have her Facebook. 512 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:19,838 She's not to be found. 513 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:23,211 Just because someone's not on Facebook doesn't mean they don't exist. 514 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,876 But they have Instagram. 515 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,263 You can't give up just because you're afraid of failure. 516 00:39:33,421 --> 00:39:36,711 Hey, don't judge me! I was 17 and single! 517 00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:40,166 What did you want me to use the Internet for? Learning history? 518 00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:47,628 She forgot her wallet in my taxi a few days back 519 00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,463 so I'm trying to give it to her in person. 520 00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:53,343 Hello? 521 00:39:54,755 --> 00:39:55,585 Hi, Anemona! 522 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:57,585 It's Andrei. 523 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,763 I sang to you on the beach. 524 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,260 You'll have to be more specific than that. 525 00:40:04,921 --> 00:40:07,421 I've had lots of boys singing to me on the beach. 526 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,295 I'm kidding, Andrei! How are things? What's up? 527 00:40:11,463 --> 00:40:14,343 It's all good, I'm good. 528 00:40:15,255 --> 00:40:18,125 Listen, I'll be at the seaside for a couple of days... 529 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:23,383 and I was thinking that maybe we can grab a coffee sometime? 530 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,093 Sure, that sounds nice. Where are you gonna stay? 531 00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:28,631 I'll find a decent hotel. 532 00:40:28,713 --> 00:40:31,053 Nonsense! You can crash with me. 533 00:40:32,338 --> 00:40:34,338 Play hard to get. 534 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,261 Sure. 535 00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:38,208 Sure, I... If you insist. 536 00:41:33,588 --> 00:41:35,128 Let me show you something. 537 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,800 Hey? 538 00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:58,923 Are you constipated? 539 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,378 This is so good. 540 00:42:06,171 --> 00:42:07,091 I'm coming! 541 00:42:08,088 --> 00:42:10,918 -I'm coming! -Just hurry the hell up and get out! 542 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,920 Open the door! 543 00:42:41,088 --> 00:42:43,628 Open the door or I will break it in! 544 00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:45,463 -No, I'm gonna go. -No, I'm going. 545 00:42:45,546 --> 00:42:47,376 -You're in the girls' bathroom. -So what? 546 00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:49,843 -Let me go! -I'll go. You stay here, OK? 547 00:42:50,546 --> 00:42:52,086 -You trust me? -Yes. 548 00:42:52,171 --> 00:42:53,631 OK, I'll go then. 549 00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:56,378 OK. 550 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:06,626 -Out! I wanna talk to this guy. -I'm not leaving without him. 551 00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:10,336 Out now! 552 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,763 It's OK. I'll be fine. 553 00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:16,758 I'm only just about to be murdered, that's all. 554 00:43:16,838 --> 00:43:20,588 OK, little man, I'm gonna ask you one question. 555 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:24,711 And you better god damn well think hard about the answer! 556 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:28,510 Were you fucking in here? 557 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:36,050 Regretfully, yes, kind sir. 558 00:43:36,838 --> 00:43:40,088 And I honestly didn't even enjoy it all that much. 559 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,340 Man to man, I congratulate you! 560 00:43:46,046 --> 00:43:48,256 As a bouncer... wrong motherfucking answer! 561 00:43:49,088 --> 00:43:52,758 It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up! 562 00:43:57,546 --> 00:44:01,626 -Ow! -Oh, God, this is totally my fault. 563 00:44:03,546 --> 00:44:05,796 Don't worry about it. It was worth it. 564 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,380 I think I might have an idea 565 00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:15,303 that will make you feel even better. 566 00:44:23,338 --> 00:44:25,878 And that's when I understood the meaning of life. 567 00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,050 You... 568 00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:32,550 Blowjobs. 569 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:38,921 That night I helped her with an IT problem. 570 00:44:39,005 --> 00:44:45,205 She had a beautiful pink laptop with a very nice USB port. 571 00:44:46,755 --> 00:44:50,585 My USB stick was... average and... 572 00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:55,545 Wait a minute, it's my damn story! 573 00:44:56,546 --> 00:44:58,836 That USB stick was huge! 574 00:45:03,171 --> 00:45:07,961 I was ready to fit that huge USB into her rear-mounted VGA, 575 00:45:08,046 --> 00:45:12,376 but yeah, she said she wasn't ready for that quite yet. 576 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,511 So... 577 00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:21,208 Did you think about what you're gonna tell him? 578 00:45:22,755 --> 00:45:25,005 I mean... your boyfriend. 579 00:45:26,671 --> 00:45:27,801 About us. 580 00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,053 There is no "us," Andrei. 581 00:45:36,963 --> 00:45:38,173 Say what? 582 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:46,875 I'm with Tudor and I really don't wanna have this conversation right now. 583 00:46:03,213 --> 00:46:05,883 Can we just rewind there a little bit? 584 00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:10,843 I fell in love with you from the first moment I saw you! 585 00:46:13,255 --> 00:46:15,005 You're a really good person, Andrei. 586 00:46:15,755 --> 00:46:17,665 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 587 00:46:17,755 --> 00:46:20,835 -But apparently not good enough. -It's not that! It's just... 588 00:46:22,171 --> 00:46:27,591 I'm fucked up, OK? You're better off, believe me. 589 00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:34,046 -Can't I be the one to decide that? -There is nothing to decide! 590 00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:47,800 Tudor and I have been together for a really long time. 591 00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:55,588 He is older, he is rich, he has plans. 592 00:46:58,046 --> 00:46:59,456 -He's been good to me. -OK! 593 00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:02,378 You can stop right there. 594 00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:08,960 I can't walk away from him. 595 00:47:17,255 --> 00:47:19,125 But you can walk away from me. 596 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,801 You can walk away from me. 597 00:47:26,046 --> 00:47:27,086 This is... 598 00:47:28,796 --> 00:47:29,706 I... 599 00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:33,545 Fuck it. 600 00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:40,633 It's how it is. Life sucks. 601 00:47:44,463 --> 00:47:46,053 Maybe you shouldn't have come here. 602 00:47:50,046 --> 00:47:52,336 Don't say that. Don't. 603 00:47:58,130 --> 00:47:59,300 This was all wrong. 604 00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:07,758 But I love you. 605 00:48:08,421 --> 00:48:09,671 You have to go. 606 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,418 The only thing that she didn't realize 607 00:48:46,505 --> 00:48:51,505 was that I didn't fall in love with her because I thought she was perfect. 608 00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:56,261 I fell in love with her because I knew she wasn't. 609 00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:59,838 When you're young and get kicked in the balls, 610 00:48:59,921 --> 00:49:01,011 everybody tells you, 611 00:49:01,088 --> 00:49:04,088 "Ah, you'll be fine! You'll find a non-ball-kicker soon." 612 00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:07,256 They all tell you how it will pass, 613 00:49:07,338 --> 00:49:11,168 how it doesn't really matter what happens right now. 614 00:49:21,088 --> 00:49:23,168 Fuck it, I always choose the wrong girls! 615 00:49:23,963 --> 00:49:26,423 One of them is fucking my best friend, 616 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,125 and the other one has a fucking boyfriend! 617 00:49:34,088 --> 00:49:35,878 What the fuck are you looking at? 618 00:49:39,463 --> 00:49:41,963 It's nothing. It's just... 619 00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:47,005 We wanted to tell you that we found out the truth about you 620 00:49:47,088 --> 00:49:49,918 and we totally think you're very brave. 621 00:49:50,963 --> 00:49:52,553 What the fuck are you talking about? 622 00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,880 Ramona told us that Andrei didn't want to have sex with her that night 623 00:49:56,963 --> 00:50:00,383 because he confessed that he likes men. 624 00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:03,963 -What? -Hey, it's OK. 625 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,956 If that's what you all think, then you can all suck my dick! 626 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,510 Maybe not the wisest choice of words in this context. 627 00:50:12,588 --> 00:50:14,008 Yeah? Fuck you too! 628 00:50:14,088 --> 00:50:16,588 Again... So gay! 629 00:50:16,671 --> 00:50:19,711 If I'm gay, then you can all kiss my ass! 630 00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:20,956 Andrei, relax! 631 00:50:21,963 --> 00:50:25,553 Everything makes sense now, and we're all OK with this. 632 00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,256 Even the teachers. 633 00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:31,335 The teachers know? 634 00:50:38,213 --> 00:50:42,923 If you ever decide to break up with this loser, give me a call. 635 00:50:44,338 --> 00:50:45,378 Fuck off. 636 00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:48,045 You stupid jackass! 637 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,343 And you... Stop sucking on this fucking ice cream. 638 00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:00,460 Remember this... 639 00:51:01,296 --> 00:51:04,416 If a woman gives herself to you, 640 00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:08,421 she tells you that she wants to fuck you 641 00:51:09,088 --> 00:51:12,008 and... you don't fuck her 642 00:51:12,088 --> 00:51:14,048 'cause you're... 643 00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:17,628 you're retarded or something... 644 00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:20,341 she will make you suffer. 645 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,420 Sure. Just let me press the "go back in time" button 646 00:51:23,505 --> 00:51:24,955 and I'll totally fuck Ramona. 647 00:51:25,588 --> 00:51:27,628 What the fuck do you want me to do now? 648 00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:30,963 Well, for starters... Deal with that shit. 649 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:36,013 Make everybody stop thinking that you're an insecure gay nerd and a loser. 650 00:51:36,505 --> 00:51:38,505 Hey, I am not a loser! 651 00:51:44,963 --> 00:51:47,173 So now everybody thinks that I'm gay, 652 00:51:47,255 --> 00:51:49,205 the girl I used to like wants to make me suffer, 653 00:51:50,005 --> 00:51:51,835 the girl I love has a boyfriend... 654 00:51:51,921 --> 00:51:54,631 It's like somebody is strangling my soul 655 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:58,303 while making me listen to Britney Spears. 656 00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,880 Yes, horrible. 657 00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:05,963 Does life condemn us to be alone forever if we don't want to be hurt? 658 00:52:06,713 --> 00:52:12,513 Or should we love even though we may cry and suffer and be unhappy? 659 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:15,758 Man, you want ketchup or mayonnaise? 660 00:52:17,796 --> 00:52:18,796 Jesus... 661 00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:24,625 How could she say I am gay? 662 00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:30,918 Apparently, the only person who would still listen to me was Carla. 663 00:52:32,463 --> 00:52:33,593 I like women. 664 00:52:34,255 --> 00:52:38,375 I live to eat pussy. 665 00:52:42,755 --> 00:52:44,875 So you wanna... 666 00:52:48,671 --> 00:52:50,011 No, I... 667 00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:57,375 I just want to forget about women and love. 668 00:53:05,171 --> 00:53:06,801 Well, this is interesting, 669 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,420 I have 11 fingers. 670 00:53:18,755 --> 00:53:20,125 I'm not kidding. 671 00:53:21,296 --> 00:53:26,046 Look, it's... one, two, three, four, five... 672 00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:30,050 ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 673 00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:36,295 Five plus six equals 11. 674 00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:38,881 My math teacher must've been very proud. 675 00:53:51,130 --> 00:53:52,170 Too much banana. 676 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,013 Stop tripping. 677 00:53:58,005 --> 00:53:59,045 I know. 678 00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:04,170 Maybe if you take off your shirt, you'll feel better. 679 00:54:16,755 --> 00:54:18,505 Yeah, you're right. 680 00:54:20,421 --> 00:54:23,761 -I do feel better. -Good boy. 681 00:54:24,755 --> 00:54:27,505 Now let's get rid of those trousers too. 682 00:54:29,463 --> 00:54:31,383 What's wrong with my trousers? 683 00:54:32,171 --> 00:54:35,801 I don't know, you wanted to take off your trousers. 684 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,670 -Man, you're really high. -No, I'm not. 685 00:54:41,213 --> 00:54:43,263 You think I don't know my own idea? 686 00:54:46,296 --> 00:54:50,166 Maybe if you lie down, you'll feel even better. 687 00:54:50,255 --> 00:54:52,835 I don't honestly think it's such a good... 688 00:55:12,588 --> 00:55:16,758 And in that moment I finally understood how Leo DiCaprio felt 689 00:55:16,838 --> 00:55:19,338 when he fucked... fought... 690 00:55:20,255 --> 00:55:21,625 ...fought the bear! 691 00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:30,626 That was awesome! 692 00:55:32,755 --> 00:55:34,505 I'm gonna go take a shit now. 693 00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:43,551 Don't worry, lover! I'll be back! 694 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,090 Lover! 695 00:55:58,671 --> 00:55:59,921 I'm coming! 696 00:56:02,588 --> 00:56:06,168 You know, maybe running away from your problems is wrong. 697 00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:16,210 But when your problem's a 400-pound sex-crazed hyena 698 00:56:16,296 --> 00:56:17,506 who only wants more... 699 00:56:18,171 --> 00:56:20,381 Yeah, you might wanna keep on running! 700 00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:31,550 Good morning, sir! I'm Captain Donger. 701 00:56:36,588 --> 00:56:38,878 Baby, are you sleeping? 702 00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:46,133 Come on, sweetie, wake up, please. 703 00:56:50,838 --> 00:56:51,958 Get up, you lazy fart! 704 00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:54,086 It's 12 o'clock, wake up already! 705 00:56:55,338 --> 00:56:56,548 That's my boy. 706 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,376 Alin's come to visit. 707 00:56:59,088 --> 00:57:02,628 And he came with the Russians? Why the hell are you yelling? 708 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:10,756 Andrei... 709 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,256 I'm very sorry, but... I have to break up with you. 710 00:57:16,796 --> 00:57:20,256 -Are you high? -Yeah, a bit, yeah... 711 00:57:21,338 --> 00:57:22,588 ...but that's besides the point. 712 00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:26,840 What the hell are you talking about? 713 00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,961 Dude, we gotta do something. 714 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:34,590 Last night, I was out 715 00:57:36,005 --> 00:57:39,625 talking to some chick and... 716 00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:47,461 every girl in this city thinks that I'm... 717 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:54,505 Well, at least you didn't bone Jabba the Hutt! 718 00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:58,295 You know what's ten times fucking worse? 719 00:57:59,588 --> 00:58:01,258 They think I'm your boyfriend. 720 00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:03,883 I feel you, bro. 721 00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:09,263 And you're right. I hate Ramona for the whole thing, 722 00:58:10,213 --> 00:58:13,213 but last night I made up my mind. 723 00:58:13,921 --> 00:58:16,551 I am going to show her and Silviu 724 00:58:16,630 --> 00:58:19,010 that I am not the loser they think I am! 725 00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,128 OK, you're overreacting. 726 00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:22,263 So many years, 727 00:58:22,338 --> 00:58:25,458 but today is the day I say "No more!" 728 00:58:26,046 --> 00:58:29,956 -Dude... -I refuse to be Ramona's lapdog! 729 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:33,206 -Hey, asshole! -And the most important thing of all... 730 00:58:33,296 --> 00:58:37,086 I refuse to have sex with another fat girl! 731 00:58:37,671 --> 00:58:38,881 Wait, what? 732 00:58:38,963 --> 00:58:41,463 Andrei! 733 00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:44,916 Andrei! 734 00:58:45,005 --> 00:58:49,125 Dude! Chill the fuck out, you shitheel! 735 00:58:51,421 --> 00:58:54,301 -I overreacted a bit. -You think? 736 00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:04,335 But seriously, though, I will have my revenge! 737 00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:09,210 If I wanted to impress Ramona, I needed a "look." 738 00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:14,375 I began hittin' the gym. 739 00:59:15,255 --> 00:59:17,165 Not for working out or anything, 740 00:59:17,255 --> 00:59:18,915 exercise is way overrated! 741 00:59:19,796 --> 00:59:22,796 I needed some badass pics so that Ramona could see them. 742 00:59:24,213 --> 00:59:27,423 Everyone found out that Alin and I weren't gay. 743 00:59:27,963 --> 00:59:32,053 Alin should've been tickled pink that people thought I was his boyfriend. 744 00:59:33,088 --> 00:59:35,048 I was finally ready. 745 00:59:35,713 --> 00:59:38,883 Execute Operation Ramona! 746 00:59:38,963 --> 00:59:41,843 Hey, look who just saw my instastory. 747 01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:33,381 Ramona didn't just see me, that "biatch" felt me! 748 01:00:52,505 --> 01:00:54,625 Hey, Andrei, how have you been? 749 01:01:01,088 --> 01:01:02,958 Don't say a word. 750 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,375 Just let me look at you for a second. 751 01:01:23,130 --> 01:01:25,920 You're still the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 752 01:01:36,963 --> 01:01:38,173 God, I missed you. 753 01:01:40,005 --> 01:01:42,085 At that moment, I was sure 754 01:01:42,838 --> 01:01:45,458 even her soul wanted to fuck me. 755 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:47,670 You look different. 756 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:53,013 I like it. 757 01:01:53,963 --> 01:01:55,423 Of course you do. 758 01:01:55,505 --> 01:01:57,295 A little bit arrogant, don't you think? 759 01:01:58,546 --> 01:02:00,416 It's only arrogance if it's not true. 760 01:02:02,255 --> 01:02:04,295 And we both know it is true. 761 01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:12,416 Listen. 762 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,210 I gotta bounce, 763 01:02:17,546 --> 01:02:19,586 but maybe come over to my house one night, 764 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,923 watch a movie... 765 01:02:22,546 --> 01:02:25,956 You know, Netflix and chill. 766 01:02:26,796 --> 01:02:30,166 Yeah, smooth as a bull in a china shop. 767 01:02:31,130 --> 01:02:35,010 I don't know, we're not that close anymore. 768 01:02:36,338 --> 01:02:37,798 And whose fault is it? 769 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:57,758 50 Shades of Andrei! 770 01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:02,420 See you later, little goose. 771 01:03:04,338 --> 01:03:08,458 Now that I'd planted the seed in her head, all I had to do was wait. 772 01:03:08,963 --> 01:03:14,173 If everything went as planned, maybe I could also plant my seed in her. 773 01:03:18,046 --> 01:03:21,296 Ramona started acting differently towards me all of a sudden. 774 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,340 You know... 775 01:03:22,421 --> 01:03:24,761 Hey! What's up? 776 01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:26,628 ...like I was an actual human being! 777 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,380 Apparently, we were now on kissing terms whenever we saw each other. 778 01:03:42,505 --> 01:03:45,005 The plan was working like a charm. 779 01:03:45,671 --> 01:03:48,961 But there was something else I had to do first. 780 01:03:49,046 --> 01:03:50,126 You fucking pussy! 781 01:03:51,755 --> 01:03:52,835 Jesus Christ! 782 01:03:53,671 --> 01:03:56,051 What's wrong with you? Hey! 783 01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:57,210 -What? -What? 784 01:03:57,296 --> 01:03:58,626 -What? -Hey! 785 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,710 Carla! 786 01:04:06,796 --> 01:04:08,626 I need to tell you something. 787 01:04:12,838 --> 01:04:14,338 Please don't eat me! 788 01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:21,341 Look, I know we haven't talked all that much since... 789 01:04:23,046 --> 01:04:24,256 You know... 790 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:28,298 Since you ran like a little girl leaving me unsatisfied? 791 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:30,880 Yeah, I think I remember. 792 01:04:32,255 --> 01:04:33,255 Well, that's the thing! 793 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:39,298 You are the most wonderful girl I've ever seen. 794 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,340 -Andrei, I can't believe this! -No, no, no, just... 795 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:45,421 Don't get me wrong! 796 01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:49,711 I enjoyed our night together, but that's it. 797 01:04:50,588 --> 01:04:53,458 I like you more like just a friend. 798 01:04:53,546 --> 01:04:55,756 What? Come again? 799 01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:57,958 Did I just get friend zoned by Jabba the Hutt? 800 01:05:02,296 --> 01:05:05,046 You know, it won't be easy... 801 01:05:06,671 --> 01:05:13,801 but I will try to get over this disappointment somehow. 802 01:05:18,255 --> 01:05:19,835 But know this... 803 01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:26,585 I will never ever forget about you. 804 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:31,511 Kind of like the same way the Titanic will never ever forget 805 01:05:31,588 --> 01:05:33,128 hitting that iceberg. 806 01:05:33,713 --> 01:05:37,263 You are so sweet, Andrei! 807 01:05:45,921 --> 01:05:46,761 Pussy! 808 01:05:50,796 --> 01:05:51,796 Bye! 809 01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,508 Guys, I know what I'm doing, OK? 810 01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,085 Hey, Silviu, did you do your math homework? 811 01:06:20,171 --> 01:06:21,671 Let me check. 812 01:06:21,755 --> 01:06:25,545 Yo, peasant! Did we do my math homework? 813 01:06:26,171 --> 01:06:27,551 Of course, boss. 814 01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:32,170 Four pages. 815 01:06:34,671 --> 01:06:36,091 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 816 01:06:52,046 --> 01:06:53,086 Silviu! 817 01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:01,423 Yes! 818 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,260 Yes what? 819 01:07:07,630 --> 01:07:10,010 Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend! 820 01:07:12,713 --> 01:07:14,763 What the fuck are you talking about? 821 01:07:14,838 --> 01:07:18,048 I got your flowers and I read your note too. 822 01:07:18,130 --> 01:07:20,510 You know, from the ninth grade I hoped... 823 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,878 No, I knew that we would be together one day. 824 01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:30,383 Are you high? 825 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:35,423 How the fuck do you think you could ever be my girlfriend? 826 01:07:36,171 --> 01:07:39,131 Don't you realize that you are as fat as a hippo? 827 01:07:40,463 --> 01:07:43,803 Get lost, bitch! You're making me look bad. 828 01:07:44,921 --> 01:07:46,261 Really? 829 01:07:47,046 --> 01:07:50,756 But last year I was good enough for you to lose your virginity to, right? 830 01:07:50,838 --> 01:07:51,668 What? 831 01:07:51,755 --> 01:07:53,665 I thought we agreed not to talk about that. 832 01:07:53,755 --> 01:07:55,205 Motherfucker! 833 01:07:55,296 --> 01:08:00,876 I let you defile my sweet cherry, and this is how you repay me? 834 01:08:00,963 --> 01:08:02,553 Fight! 835 01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:08,878 Fight! 836 01:08:16,255 --> 01:08:18,705 Shot! Headshot! 837 01:08:33,963 --> 01:08:36,513 Look at him crying like a little baby! 838 01:08:37,296 --> 01:08:38,456 The same way he did 839 01:08:38,546 --> 01:08:42,006 after we had sex and you asked me to cuddle you! 840 01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:47,918 So, we meet tonight as planned? 841 01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,051 Wear something comfortable. 842 01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:10,961 Wow! 843 01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,796 Oh, cut it out! 844 01:09:13,296 --> 01:09:16,206 -I'm blushing. -No, really, I'm amazed. 845 01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:19,338 This is what you understand by "comfortable"? 846 01:09:20,088 --> 01:09:22,798 What? My outfit isn't appropriate? 847 01:09:23,213 --> 01:09:25,803 Yes, it is. For a party... 848 01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:37,303 The fuck? 849 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,418 -Are you OK? -Yeah. 850 01:09:41,546 --> 01:09:44,836 Nothing will happen to you! Totally got your back! 851 01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:52,956 All we have to do is climb a few stairs and we'll arrive at our destination. 852 01:09:59,046 --> 01:10:00,756 "Climb a few stairs..." 853 01:10:01,963 --> 01:10:03,423 Are you fucking kidding me? 854 01:10:03,505 --> 01:10:06,875 What is this, a date or the fucking Olympics? 855 01:10:14,713 --> 01:10:16,633 See? It's not that bad. 856 01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:19,711 I can barely see where I'm stepping. 857 01:10:21,921 --> 01:10:23,761 And you're staring at my ass. 858 01:10:27,255 --> 01:10:28,255 Fuck! 859 01:10:53,505 --> 01:10:55,665 I wanted to bring you somewhere very special for me. 860 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,130 Here is where I come and read from time to time. 861 01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:02,505 I did want to have dinner with you tonight, 862 01:11:02,588 --> 01:11:07,008 but I figured a restaurant wouldn't be good enough for me to tell you 863 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:11,088 that you are the most beautiful girl in the world 864 01:11:12,796 --> 01:11:16,836 and being here, you can see yourself the way I see you... 865 01:11:23,421 --> 01:11:25,091 above everybody else. 866 01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:41,255 Here's to... second chances. 867 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,130 Cheers! 868 01:11:50,755 --> 01:11:52,915 Everything is starting to make sense now. 869 01:11:55,796 --> 01:11:59,506 I'm beginning to understand what really matters in life and... 870 01:11:59,588 --> 01:12:00,668 Me too! 871 01:12:02,546 --> 01:12:05,876 Like beer, FIFA, chocolate. 872 01:12:08,755 --> 01:12:14,625 I meant like... protection, support, loyalty. 873 01:12:19,755 --> 01:12:21,335 I feel amazing right now. 874 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,085 I feel amazing with you. 875 01:12:34,796 --> 01:12:37,046 I feel amazing with you too. 876 01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:43,510 And I also got to stare at your ass. 877 01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:02,050 You know, 878 01:13:03,213 --> 01:13:05,053 it's getting chilly outside and... 879 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:09,010 your place is very close to here. 880 01:13:10,588 --> 01:13:12,958 You wouldn't want to catch a cold, right? 881 01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,256 Of course. 882 01:13:17,963 --> 01:13:21,343 Maybe watch a movie, right? 883 01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,258 You're all the same after all, aren't you? 884 01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:30,796 I'm not like the other guys and you know it. 885 01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:32,590 Yeah, right. 886 01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:44,838 Guy in the fourth row, now's the time, buddy. Enjoy! 887 01:15:27,296 --> 01:15:28,916 Nice fur! 888 01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,380 I told you I'm not like the other guys. 889 01:15:39,463 --> 01:15:42,213 Nothing will happen tonight. Goodnight! 890 01:15:48,671 --> 01:15:50,091 Don't try this at home. 891 01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:17,958 Morning! 892 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,090 I realized that nobody cares for me the way you do... 893 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:37,213 and I'm sorry for all the bad things I've done to you. 894 01:16:39,088 --> 01:16:42,208 And that was the exact moment when Hell began to freeze over. 895 01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:53,130 All I want is another chance. 896 01:16:54,046 --> 01:16:55,756 Give us this chance. 897 01:16:56,963 --> 01:16:59,883 I know it's weird, but I was kind of enjoying the moment. 898 01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:03,513 After all, I was in love with the girl for practically forever, 899 01:17:03,588 --> 01:17:06,378 and now she was asking me to be with her. 900 01:17:06,463 --> 01:17:09,173 Wow, impossible is nothing, I guess! 901 01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,508 I really want this to work between us. 902 01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,918 Me too! Me too, and I know it will all work out. 903 01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:49,553 What's wrong? 904 01:17:58,463 --> 01:17:59,713 I have to go. 905 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:03,088 What, now? Where? 906 01:18:03,630 --> 01:18:06,260 Please, brain, give me a good excuse! 907 01:18:06,338 --> 01:18:07,418 Well... 908 01:18:08,671 --> 01:18:10,131 The thing is... 909 01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:14,673 I... have another girlfriend. 910 01:18:14,755 --> 01:18:15,835 Wow... 911 01:18:15,921 --> 01:18:17,551 -What? -Fuck you, brain! 912 01:18:18,421 --> 01:18:19,461 You have another girlfriend? 913 01:18:23,130 --> 01:18:27,460 Yes. She's at the bus station and I have to pick her up. 914 01:18:27,546 --> 01:18:30,626 Sometimes it's just better to tell the truth... 915 01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:36,010 That's a good one! 916 01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:40,795 ...because nobody will ever believe that it can be that stupid. 917 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,550 Holy shit! 918 01:18:45,963 --> 01:18:49,173 Sure! I understand. 919 01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:54,380 Gotta go pick up your "girlfriend." 920 01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:57,921 -You sure about that? -Sure, baby. 921 01:18:58,005 --> 01:18:59,585 You gotta do what you gotta do. 922 01:19:00,296 --> 01:19:02,166 Go pick her up... 923 01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:05,415 OK. I will. 924 01:19:11,005 --> 01:19:12,585 You can be honest with me. 925 01:19:17,171 --> 01:19:19,801 Even princesses need to shit, you know. 926 01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:24,803 You got me, you really got me! 927 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,840 But I really need to go. Like now. 928 01:19:27,921 --> 01:19:29,131 Yeah, go! 929 01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:40,915 What is wrong with all the people in your town? 930 01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:43,210 Why are they all dancing? 931 01:20:45,255 --> 01:20:46,705 We get high a lot. 932 01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,458 He's so sweet, I like a lot... 933 01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:53,206 Mom always knew how to make me look like a stud in front of the girls. 934 01:20:55,171 --> 01:20:57,671 I know. Do you know, when he was about that age, 935 01:20:57,755 --> 01:20:58,915 he was about one years old, 936 01:20:59,005 --> 01:21:01,915 he... every time we put him in the bath, he pooped. 937 01:21:02,005 --> 01:21:03,835 -What? No! -Yeah! 938 01:21:03,921 --> 01:21:06,301 Yeah, just put him in the bath and out came a poo. 939 01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:07,840 I don't know what it was. 940 01:21:07,921 --> 01:21:11,421 It was something about the warm water, just kinda got his bowels going, 941 01:21:11,505 --> 01:21:13,705 -so he just took a shit. -That's horrible. 942 01:21:13,796 --> 01:21:15,456 A little turd in the pool. 943 01:21:15,546 --> 01:21:18,756 Every day for about six months, he pooed in the bath. 944 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:20,956 Oh, my god! That's so gross! 945 01:21:21,046 --> 01:21:23,126 It was just when he was starting to walk as well, 946 01:21:23,213 --> 01:21:26,213 so he'd just stand up in the bath and just like "bluuup." 947 01:21:29,213 --> 01:21:31,463 -I know. -Oh, God. Poor mother... 948 01:21:31,546 --> 01:21:32,756 I know! 949 01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:37,208 -What did you do with that? -Well, at the beginning... winky, winky. 950 01:21:37,296 --> 01:21:39,416 Your poor guests. 951 01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:42,420 Hey! What happened? 952 01:21:43,088 --> 01:21:44,668 Fuck you, that's what happened! 953 01:21:44,755 --> 01:21:47,915 You leave me in the middle of the road and then you don't say anything? 954 01:21:48,005 --> 01:21:49,295 Really? 955 01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:50,760 I'm sorry, 956 01:21:50,838 --> 01:21:52,378 but I was kind of busy. 957 01:21:52,463 --> 01:21:55,803 For six hours? I thought you'd died on that toilet seat. 958 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,340 I'll make up for this, I promise. 959 01:21:58,421 --> 01:22:03,761 Tonight, when you go out with me, you'll bring me lilies. 960 01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:08,090 Oh, tonight... I don't think I can make it tonight. 961 01:22:08,171 --> 01:22:12,511 -I... I have a thing. -OK, tomorrow night then. 962 01:22:13,088 --> 01:22:14,258 Tomorrow night... 963 01:22:15,213 --> 01:22:18,213 It doesn't really work for me, I have to see a guy. 964 01:22:18,755 --> 01:22:20,045 What guy? 965 01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,710 My aunt's nephew. 966 01:22:22,921 --> 01:22:24,131 You have to meet yourself? 967 01:22:25,213 --> 01:22:26,963 Damn, brain, what the fuck? 968 01:22:30,671 --> 01:22:32,761 Andrei, is there something wrong? 969 01:22:33,421 --> 01:22:34,511 Andrei? 970 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,590 Andrei! 971 01:22:36,671 --> 01:22:37,631 Andrei! 972 01:22:39,671 --> 01:22:42,301 The thing is we've only been together for two weeks 973 01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:45,840 and you cannot have me this whipped, OK? 974 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:51,296 All good? Can I have a shower now? 975 01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:53,670 Only if you have the balls to enter the bathroom. 976 01:22:57,588 --> 01:22:59,128 Maybe I'll join you in the shower. 977 01:22:59,213 --> 01:23:03,013 Or maybe you'll join me in kicking your ass! 978 01:23:10,921 --> 01:23:12,261 We have a problem. 979 01:23:14,171 --> 01:23:16,171 -You forgot the onions? -Even if I don't say anything, 980 01:23:16,255 --> 01:23:18,505 it doesn't mean that I don't know something is wrong. 981 01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,800 You're a Cancer, you don't know how to lie. 982 01:23:23,171 --> 01:23:25,801 So, what's the problem? 983 01:23:27,171 --> 01:23:32,671 Well... You know I love pancakes, right? 984 01:23:32,755 --> 01:23:34,295 Do you want me to make you some pancakes? 985 01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,630 But I also... 986 01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:39,923 But I also love ice cream. 987 01:23:42,546 --> 01:23:45,046 So what if I had to choose between the two? 988 01:23:47,046 --> 01:23:51,666 What if I had to choose which desert I want to eat for the rest of my life? 989 01:23:53,921 --> 01:23:55,511 All I can say is that... 990 01:23:56,921 --> 01:23:59,091 That's not right to play both sides. 991 01:24:00,713 --> 01:24:02,923 You have to decide what you want. 992 01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:17,131 I want pancakes. 993 01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:20,921 No, I want ice cream. 994 01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:24,090 Or pancakes. 995 01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:26,875 Or ice cream. I don't know. 996 01:24:32,171 --> 01:24:35,131 The truth is, no matter how much you fight it, 997 01:24:35,213 --> 01:24:37,553 in the end you're still gonna end up crying. 998 01:24:40,046 --> 01:24:42,796 -For love? -What? 999 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:46,300 No! From the onions. 1000 01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:52,340 But the most important thing of all is having the right recipe. 1001 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,548 -For the meatballs? -No. 1002 01:24:56,755 --> 01:24:57,705 For love. 1003 01:24:58,838 --> 01:25:02,508 Sometimes you just have to look at it as a test you have to pass. 1004 01:25:03,505 --> 01:25:04,795 Love? 1005 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,710 No, the meatball, pay attention! 1006 01:25:09,088 --> 01:25:12,338 The secret is in knowing how to reinvent yourself. 1007 01:25:12,421 --> 01:25:16,631 And if that doesn't work, then you need to spice things up. 1008 01:25:18,963 --> 01:25:20,173 The meatball? 1009 01:25:22,255 --> 01:25:23,795 The relationship. 1010 01:25:24,421 --> 01:25:27,091 Jesus! You're making no sense. 1011 01:25:38,255 --> 01:25:41,375 Baby, it's very easy. 1012 01:25:42,088 --> 01:25:45,088 If you would have liked the pancake that much, 1013 01:25:45,171 --> 01:25:47,461 you wouldn't have noticed the ice cream. 1014 01:25:49,213 --> 01:25:53,843 But if you want to taste it, it's obvious that you like the ice cream more. 1015 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,510 -I love you. -I love you too, son. 1016 01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:05,760 But if you get the ice cream pregnant, 1017 01:26:06,713 --> 01:26:08,593 I'll shove your dick in the grinder! 1018 01:26:19,671 --> 01:26:21,801 You do realize we have a wardrobe, right? 1019 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:26,170 In the spring, nature wakes up. 1020 01:26:26,255 --> 01:26:28,335 The trees become greener, 1021 01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:31,631 the birds enchant our ears with their lovely songs 1022 01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:34,013 and the squirrel gets busy. 1023 01:26:34,921 --> 01:26:38,301 You can't even imagine how much I've missed you! 1024 01:26:48,046 --> 01:26:50,376 This little squirrel... Sorry! 1025 01:26:51,046 --> 01:26:56,626 This medium-sized squirrel wants really badly to enter the hollow. 1026 01:26:57,505 --> 01:26:59,375 Yay! He made it! 1027 01:27:00,588 --> 01:27:03,588 Oh, yeah, the squirrel loves the hollow! 1028 01:27:03,671 --> 01:27:07,091 It's warm, it's cozy and it's dark. 1029 01:27:07,171 --> 01:27:09,921 It would like to stay in the hollow its whole life. 1030 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:12,883 But it can't. 1031 01:27:12,963 --> 01:27:16,513 Usually, the squirrel can last for about ten minutes. 1032 01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:20,455 Fifteen minutes if it had a beer first. 1033 01:27:21,046 --> 01:27:24,126 After that, of course, he goes to sleep. 1034 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:42,631 I've never had to come so quietly before. 1035 01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:46,760 Be happy you came, it doesn't happen too often. 1036 01:27:49,005 --> 01:27:50,955 I feel exhausted. 1037 01:27:52,088 --> 01:27:55,008 Sweet dreams, my artichoke! 1038 01:28:03,921 --> 01:28:08,341 Damn! Remember when my problem was not getting the girl? 1039 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:22,795 -Hi. -Hey, hey... 1040 01:28:27,255 --> 01:28:28,455 What are you doing here? 1041 01:28:29,088 --> 01:28:30,798 -Let's go for a walk. -No! 1042 01:28:32,505 --> 01:28:34,545 I just... I couldn't sleep because we fought, 1043 01:28:34,630 --> 01:28:36,460 so I decided to come and see you. 1044 01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,586 It's 1 am, let's talk in the morning. 1045 01:28:39,171 --> 01:28:42,711 No! I don't want to sleep knowing that we had a fight. 1046 01:28:44,630 --> 01:28:45,550 And... 1047 01:28:47,963 --> 01:28:51,133 I'm really horny. I want you. 1048 01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:56,126 -Here and now... -Are you insane? 1049 01:28:56,213 --> 01:28:58,423 -What? -The neighbors will see us. 1050 01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:04,301 So what? 1051 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:05,840 Yeah, so what? 1052 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:28,710 Fuck off! 1053 01:29:34,546 --> 01:29:35,836 I liked you 1054 01:29:37,421 --> 01:29:39,341 for so many years 1055 01:29:40,505 --> 01:29:45,545 and I've really thought you are the one who will make me happy, but... 1056 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,840 No, no, no, we don't need a "but." It's OK. 1057 01:29:48,921 --> 01:29:51,381 Sadly, we do. 1058 01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:58,841 Because I realized my happiness lies somewhere else. 1059 01:30:00,005 --> 01:30:01,415 Don't say that. 1060 01:30:03,421 --> 01:30:04,881 We can work this out. 1061 01:30:06,255 --> 01:30:07,625 I'm sure! 1062 01:30:08,505 --> 01:30:09,915 I'm afraid we can't. 1063 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:19,340 Ramona, this sick, toxic thing between us has to end. 1064 01:30:20,296 --> 01:30:22,206 Don't you have any feelings for me? 1065 01:30:24,421 --> 01:30:26,381 -I do. -Yeah? 1066 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,843 I really do. 1067 01:30:29,046 --> 01:30:30,756 But it's not love. 1068 01:30:30,838 --> 01:30:36,628 It's not that love I always wanted and dreamt about since I was a little boy. 1069 01:30:37,838 --> 01:30:39,628 You cannot do this to me. 1070 01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:42,050 I'm sorry! 1071 01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,166 Wait! 1072 01:30:52,255 --> 01:30:53,545 You bastard... 1073 01:30:56,171 --> 01:30:57,711 How dare you? 1074 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,763 It's getting late. 1075 01:31:11,046 --> 01:31:14,956 -I have to go. -Why? Hey! 1076 01:31:26,130 --> 01:31:27,880 I chose the ice cream. 1077 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,090 Ow! 1078 01:31:33,546 --> 01:31:34,796 What ice cream? 1079 01:31:35,630 --> 01:31:39,170 Andrei! 1080 01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:42,303 Hey, I'm talking to you! 1081 01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:19,631 So, this is me now. 1082 01:32:19,713 --> 01:32:23,423 I live in Bucharest, I wrote a bestselling book, 1083 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,455 and everything seems perfect. 1084 01:32:26,130 --> 01:32:28,710 Of course, I missed out on being Ramona's boyfriend 1085 01:32:28,796 --> 01:32:32,086 and, even though I was madly in love with her for years, 1086 01:32:32,171 --> 01:32:34,961 it was the best decision I ever made. 1087 01:32:36,255 --> 01:32:40,835 Are you sure you need to go? 1088 01:32:45,505 --> 01:32:46,665 Yeah. 1089 01:32:49,796 --> 01:32:52,836 If I ditch him, he'll break up with me... again. 1090 01:32:52,921 --> 01:32:54,261 Party pooper! 1091 01:32:54,921 --> 01:32:58,801 But don't worry, I'll be back in... two or three hours. 1092 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:00,840 OK, so be it. 1093 01:33:00,921 --> 01:33:02,881 I'll let you cheat on me with Al. 1094 01:33:10,338 --> 01:33:12,798 -Bye! I love you! -I love you too! 1095 01:33:34,671 --> 01:33:35,921 What's up, star boy? 1096 01:33:39,088 --> 01:33:40,958 Since you've been writing successful novels 1097 01:33:41,046 --> 01:33:43,796 you forgot about us, the regular people. 1098 01:33:54,005 --> 01:33:55,295 I can't believe this! 1099 01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:59,085 How are you? What are you doing here? 1100 01:33:59,171 --> 01:34:03,211 Well, I was in the area and I saw your Facebook check-in 1101 01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:04,456 and I said "why not?" 1102 01:34:04,546 --> 01:34:06,626 Bring us two shots, please! 1103 01:34:08,713 --> 01:34:10,133 So, long time no see... 1104 01:34:10,755 --> 01:34:14,665 No phone calls, no texts, no nothing... 1105 01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:20,920 Yeah, sorry to disturb you, guys. I am your biggest fan. 1106 01:34:21,005 --> 01:34:23,455 -Can I have your autograph, please? -Sure. 1107 01:34:23,546 --> 01:34:24,876 My girlfriend loves you. 1108 01:34:27,005 --> 01:34:28,455 -What... -Alex. 1109 01:34:31,546 --> 01:34:32,796 Thanks, thanks a lot! 1110 01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:38,205 That just proves my point. 1111 01:34:40,255 --> 01:34:41,875 Yeah, I suppose. 1112 01:34:43,088 --> 01:34:47,338 But the last time we saw each other you were... pretty pissed. 1113 01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:50,051 Who, me? Can't remember why. 1114 01:34:55,213 --> 01:34:56,883 I've been thinking of you, you know. 1115 01:35:01,130 --> 01:35:03,510 It even happened when I was fucking someone else. 1116 01:35:05,546 --> 01:35:07,506 How fucked up is that, right? 1117 01:35:10,005 --> 01:35:11,045 Let's not... 1118 01:35:12,505 --> 01:35:13,835 Why not? 1119 01:35:22,005 --> 01:35:22,955 Ramona, look... 1120 01:35:25,338 --> 01:35:27,958 I have a girlfriend now and I'm finally happy. 1121 01:35:29,463 --> 01:35:30,803 So... 1122 01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:34,880 Yes, it was nice, really nice seeing you... 1123 01:35:37,005 --> 01:35:38,375 but I need to get home. 1124 01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:42,760 Oh, my God, you're such a party pooper! 1125 01:35:45,713 --> 01:35:48,093 Stay a little longer and I'll drive you home after. 1126 01:35:49,380 --> 01:35:51,670 No, I'm... I'm OK, I'll get a cab. 1127 01:35:52,630 --> 01:35:53,630 Wait! 1128 01:35:54,713 --> 01:35:56,173 Did you think I was hitting on you? 1129 01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:02,093 Andrei... I'm engaged. 1130 01:36:03,255 --> 01:36:06,295 -Oh, really? -Yeah. To a very nice man. 1131 01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,590 His dad owns a football team, so relax. 1132 01:36:09,171 --> 01:36:10,671 You have nothing to worry about. 1133 01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:15,545 Come on, I'll drive you home and I'll go see my fiancé. 1134 01:36:16,463 --> 01:36:17,963 So? Shall we? 1135 01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,260 Ramona, you've been drinking. 1136 01:36:21,338 --> 01:36:23,958 I don't think it's such a good idea for you to drive. 1137 01:36:24,463 --> 01:36:28,633 I only had two shots! Come on, don't be such a pussy! 1138 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,130 You'll put on your seat belt. 1139 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:32,960 Come on! 1140 01:36:46,046 --> 01:36:49,506 This guy I'm seeing, he's really something. 1141 01:36:50,713 --> 01:36:53,263 We've just been to Barcelona for a few days. 1142 01:36:54,171 --> 01:36:57,341 And I think I'll go skiing to Austria. 1143 01:36:58,421 --> 01:36:59,551 Great! 1144 01:37:00,546 --> 01:37:03,956 It's how we roll, from one vacation to another. 1145 01:37:07,963 --> 01:37:12,303 And he always buys me presents. Anything I want. 1146 01:37:16,255 --> 01:37:18,915 You should see his mansion, it's huge! 1147 01:37:36,796 --> 01:37:38,296 What the fuck are you doing? 1148 01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:42,300 I think I'm a little drunk! But it's OK, I got this! 1149 01:37:43,755 --> 01:37:45,705 -Ramona, pull over! -No! 1150 01:37:46,588 --> 01:37:47,958 Ramona, pull over! 1151 01:37:55,963 --> 01:37:57,423 I'm gonna take you home. 1152 01:37:57,505 --> 01:37:59,955 We wouldn't want your girlfriend to panic, huh? 1153 01:38:01,463 --> 01:38:02,673 I'm not worried. 1154 01:38:03,963 --> 01:38:08,423 Just pull over so we can talk quietly. OK? 1155 01:38:24,296 --> 01:38:28,256 What is wrong with you? Why are you behaving like this? 1156 01:38:29,671 --> 01:38:30,711 You know... 1157 01:38:32,671 --> 01:38:36,091 -My fiancé... -Is very rich, I got that. 1158 01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:38,131 No... not that. 1159 01:38:38,838 --> 01:38:40,798 I mean he is very rich, but... 1160 01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,800 Our life together isn't as perfect as it seems. 1161 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:51,955 You know, the trips and the presents could never replace feelings. 1162 01:38:53,421 --> 01:38:54,841 What? 1163 01:38:54,921 --> 01:38:57,591 You just told me how happy you are. 1164 01:38:58,755 --> 01:39:00,045 You know... 1165 01:39:00,963 --> 01:39:04,213 Sometimes I just can't help wondering 1166 01:39:04,296 --> 01:39:06,626 how my life would have been if we were together. 1167 01:39:07,255 --> 01:39:09,125 You would have made me very happy. 1168 01:39:12,755 --> 01:39:14,165 You don't know that. 1169 01:39:16,171 --> 01:39:17,511 Oh, my God... 1170 01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:21,378 I was so stupid. 1171 01:39:25,338 --> 01:39:26,708 It's all my fault. 1172 01:39:29,838 --> 01:39:32,048 If only I could take back time... 1173 01:39:42,463 --> 01:39:44,513 Ramona, stop! What are you doing? 1174 01:39:46,796 --> 01:39:50,796 Ramona, stop! Don't... 1175 01:40:01,130 --> 01:40:04,210 It was impossible for me to resist. 1176 01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:07,088 The meaning of life, you remember? 1177 01:40:08,171 --> 01:40:11,801 If Anemona showed me heaven while holding my hand, 1178 01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:16,510 then Ramona just grabbed me by the dick and dragged me through Hell. 1179 01:40:38,921 --> 01:40:40,011 I did a terrible thing. 1180 01:40:44,796 --> 01:40:49,586 Ramona wanted to drive me home 1181 01:40:50,171 --> 01:40:52,341 and... well... 1182 01:40:55,546 --> 01:40:57,006 That bitch stole your wallet? 1183 01:40:58,255 --> 01:41:00,875 She sucked my cock, you cock sucker! 1184 01:41:01,463 --> 01:41:02,843 Alin! 1185 01:41:05,171 --> 01:41:07,011 I found this under your pillow. 1186 01:41:09,421 --> 01:41:12,011 Yes, I have that so I can spank you later. 1187 01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,588 I can't believe I cheated on Anemona. 1188 01:41:23,671 --> 01:41:24,801 So what? 1189 01:41:26,046 --> 01:41:27,206 Shit happens. 1190 01:41:27,838 --> 01:41:31,378 Just text her you're sleeping at my place and tomorrow you'll go home 1191 01:41:32,838 --> 01:41:34,338 and we'll never speak of this again. 1192 01:41:35,755 --> 01:41:37,705 Why do you have this in your room? 1193 01:41:38,963 --> 01:41:42,053 I have that so you can spank me later. 1194 01:41:45,630 --> 01:41:48,550 But I have to tell her. It's only fair. 1195 01:41:49,796 --> 01:41:50,756 Yo! 1196 01:41:55,796 --> 01:42:00,166 I was in your shoes a long time ago and I chose honesty. 1197 01:42:01,671 --> 01:42:03,171 Do you wanna know what happened? 1198 01:42:03,963 --> 01:42:05,423 She killed my hamster. 1199 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,710 She cooked it and fed it to me. 1200 01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:11,840 Jesus! 1201 01:42:11,921 --> 01:42:12,921 Alin! 1202 01:42:25,463 --> 01:42:26,673 Anemona! 1203 01:42:31,838 --> 01:42:33,208 Anemona? 1204 01:43:18,671 --> 01:43:20,671 Well, boo-fucking-hoo! 1205 01:43:20,755 --> 01:43:23,505 What kind of a comedy doesn't have a happy ending? 1206 01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:31,050 Anemona? Is that you? 1207 01:43:31,130 --> 01:43:34,420 No, it's not Anemona, you dumb-ass! 1208 01:43:34,505 --> 01:43:36,915 Look at you, crying like a little girl. 1209 01:43:37,588 --> 01:43:41,418 "Oh, Anemona, where are you? Please don't leave me!" 1210 01:43:41,505 --> 01:43:44,665 I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want... 1211 01:43:44,755 --> 01:43:47,255 But if you don't tell me, I will look for you, 1212 01:43:47,338 --> 01:43:50,668 I will find you and I will kill you! 1213 01:43:55,963 --> 01:43:59,343 The speech from "Taken"? Seriously? 1214 01:43:59,421 --> 01:44:01,131 How ridiculously stupid! 1215 01:44:02,046 --> 01:44:03,086 Holy shit! 1216 01:44:03,171 --> 01:44:07,591 Hey, watch your mouth in the presence of... the Almighty! 1217 01:44:08,630 --> 01:44:10,420 You disgusting sinner! 1218 01:44:10,505 --> 01:44:12,205 Let's try this! 1219 01:44:14,005 --> 01:44:15,625 How did you do that? 1220 01:44:15,713 --> 01:44:18,883 If I'm God, I guess you must be Jesus. 1221 01:44:18,963 --> 01:44:21,923 You know, you can walk on water. Come on, try it! 1222 01:44:25,088 --> 01:44:28,128 -What a dumb motherfucker! -Who the hell are you? 1223 01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:32,760 You haven't figured it out by now? I'm future you, buddy. 1224 01:44:33,796 --> 01:44:35,376 If you are me, then fuck you! 1225 01:44:36,213 --> 01:44:38,763 I mean... fuck me! Whatever! 1226 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:41,510 Wait! 1227 01:44:42,963 --> 01:44:46,013 -You can take me wherever I want? -Where do you wanna go? 1228 01:44:52,671 --> 01:44:56,421 So... You gonna hook up with her? 1229 01:44:57,463 --> 01:44:58,343 You know what? 1230 01:45:01,713 --> 01:45:02,713 Fuck you, dude! 1231 01:45:08,588 --> 01:45:11,548 You do know you could've just gone back to last night 1232 01:45:11,630 --> 01:45:15,010 and not got blown by Ramona, right?