WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:06.210 --> 00:00:10.611 I'M SO SORRY, KATE. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN. 2 00:00:10.613 --> 00:00:12.179 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SYMPATHY YOU GET 3 00:00:12.181 --> 00:00:16.682 FROM TWO DEAD MISTRESSES. 4 00:00:16.684 --> 00:00:17.850 - [MAN] WHOA! - [MAN] OH, SHIT! 5 00:00:17.852 --> 00:00:19.718 [MAN] WHOA! FREEZE! 6 00:00:19.720 --> 00:00:21.051 EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES! 7 00:00:21.053 --> 00:00:22.353 HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 8 00:00:22.355 --> 00:00:25.157 [MUSIC PLAYING] 9 00:01:12.425 --> 00:01:15.259 [MAN] NO, IT'S CRAZY. IT WAS CRAZY. IT WAS CRAZY. 10 00:01:15.261 --> 00:01:17.493 SINCE I BEEN HERE, WE HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS. 11 00:01:17.495 --> 00:01:19.095 WE HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIMES AND EVERYTHING, 12 00:01:19.097 --> 00:01:20.763 SO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU NOW, 13 00:01:20.765 --> 00:01:22.864 I FEEL LIKE I CAN... I CAN BE FREE WITH YOU. 14 00:01:22.866 --> 00:01:24.498 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 15 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:26.500 I GOTTA ASK MY PERMISSION TO THE BLACK LADIES, 16 00:01:26.502 --> 00:01:29.136 'CAUSE YOU KNOW Y'ALL DON'T LET ANYTHING JUST HAPPEN. 17 00:01:29.138 --> 00:01:31.269 SO IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO JUST TALK TO YOU? 18 00:01:31.271 --> 00:01:34.072 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SO Y'ALL NOT GONNA JUDGE ME? 19 00:01:34.074 --> 00:01:35.473 I DON'T MIND YOUR OPEN OPINION, 20 00:01:35.475 --> 00:01:36.840 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA JUDGE ME, ARE YOU? 21 00:01:36.842 --> 00:01:38.475 [WOMAN] CAN'T PROMISE THAT. 22 00:01:38.477 --> 00:01:40.413 CAN'T PROMISE THAT. I GOTTA RESPECT THAT, ALL RIGHT. 23 00:01:59.493 --> 00:02:01.024 [WOMAN] SORRY WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY. 24 00:02:01.026 --> 00:02:02.526 I THOUGHT I SAID 3 PM. 25 00:02:02.528 --> 00:02:04.894 NO, YOU SAID 12 PM. 26 00:02:04.896 --> 00:02:08.297 WHAT... WHAT... WHAT IS THAT? 27 00:02:08.299 --> 00:02:11.732 OH, UH, THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE. 28 00:02:11.734 --> 00:02:13.068 RAPPERS USED TO LIVE HERE. 29 00:02:13.070 --> 00:02:15.603 THEY HAD SOME TYPE OF MUSIC VIDEO. 30 00:02:15.605 --> 00:02:17.304 YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE. EQUALITY ENTERTAINMENT. 31 00:02:17.306 --> 00:02:19.339 E40 AND THEM. IT'S ALL GOOD. 32 00:02:19.341 --> 00:02:21.974 MAN, NO, MAN. THIS... THIS LOOK LIKE A HOMICIDE. 33 00:02:21.976 --> 00:02:25.009 OH, NO, THIS... YOU KNOW HOW THEM RAPPERS ARE, MAN. 34 00:02:25.011 --> 00:02:27.077 YOU'RE A BROTHA. WHAT'S UP, MAN? 35 00:02:27.079 --> 00:02:30.279 LISTEN, PLEASE. JUST FOLLOW ME AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE POOL. 36 00:02:30.281 --> 00:02:31.683 LET ME... COME ON. 37 00:02:34.518 --> 00:02:36.188 HEY! HEY! 38 00:02:38.053 --> 00:02:40.087 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? - JULISSA. 39 00:02:40.089 --> 00:02:42.455 YOU'RE SELFISH. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GIRLS. 40 00:02:42.457 --> 00:02:45.625 - WHERE YOUR GIRLS AT? - THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT, BUT I'M HERE TO SERVE. 41 00:02:45.627 --> 00:02:48.930 YEAH, WELL, CAN YOU SERVE ME SOME VODKA IN THIS LEMONADE? 42 00:02:52.398 --> 00:02:54.800 - HURRY BACK, SEXY. - YEAH, SHE IS SEXY. 43 00:02:56.734 --> 00:02:58.500 SO, D, WHY CAN'T YOU SELL THIS PLACE, MAN? 44 00:02:58.502 --> 00:03:00.235 THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM. 45 00:03:00.237 --> 00:03:02.169 YOU HAVE TWO GOLDEN ROMAN STATUES, 46 00:03:02.171 --> 00:03:04.004 ANTIQUE FURNITURE FROM THE 1940S. 47 00:03:04.006 --> 00:03:06.972 THIS WAS BUILT IN THE 1960S. GREAT BARGAIN. 48 00:03:06.974 --> 00:03:09.977 - DOES THIS PLACE LOOK FAMILIAR, HONEY? - I'M GOOGLING IT RIGHT NOW. 49 00:03:11.579 --> 00:03:13.445 YO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 50 00:03:13.447 --> 00:03:15.213 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 51 00:03:15.215 --> 00:03:17.617 AND YOU KNOW WHAT... [MUTED MUTTERING] 52 00:03:19.250 --> 00:03:20.385 THE PARTY'S OVER, KIDS. 53 00:03:28.790 --> 00:03:31.659 - [WOMAN WHIMPERING] - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 54 00:03:31.661 --> 00:03:35.063 KNOW WHAT? LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS THE BACKYARD. 55 00:03:36.630 --> 00:03:39.130 WAIT A MINUTE! THEY JUST GANGSTA RAPPERS! 56 00:03:39.132 --> 00:03:41.164 MAN, LONG STORY. 57 00:03:41.166 --> 00:03:43.932 - [MAN] OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. - [PHONE RINGING] 58 00:03:43.934 --> 00:03:46.368 YO, YO, WHAT'S UP? YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS J-MAN. 59 00:03:46.370 --> 00:03:48.037 HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY DOLL? 60 00:03:48.039 --> 00:03:50.741 YEAH, MY BRO TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SEXY SELF. 61 00:03:58.112 --> 00:04:01.612 - [WOMAN] DUKE! DUKE! - YEAH, WHAT'S UP, HONEY? 62 00:04:01.614 --> 00:04:03.882 DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP MY DRESS AT THE DRY CLEANERS. 63 00:04:03.884 --> 00:04:05.983 - YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY. YOU CAN PICK IT UP. - EXCUSE ME? 64 00:04:05.985 --> 00:04:08.585 I HAVE APPOINTMENTS. I HAVE MY MANICURE, PEDICURE, 65 00:04:08.587 --> 00:04:11.554 AND MY FACIAL, AND THAT'S ALL IN MY MORNING SCHEDULE. 66 00:04:11.556 --> 00:04:14.288 - THEN I HAVE MY HAIR TREATMENT. - ALL RIGHT, I'LL PICK IT UP. 67 00:04:14.290 --> 00:04:16.791 - THANK YOU. - OH, YEAH, I JUST REMEMBERED. 68 00:04:16.793 --> 00:04:19.060 WE'RE GONNA HAVE POKER AT THE HOUSE THIS WEEK, OKAY? 69 00:04:19.062 --> 00:04:20.793 WITH THE FELLAS. THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? 70 00:04:20.795 --> 00:04:22.528 UH-UH. NO. NO WAY. 71 00:04:22.530 --> 00:04:25.698 I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME WAS THE L-A-S-T TIME. 72 00:04:25.700 --> 00:04:29.434 YOU TELL YOUR HOMEBOYS TO GO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO TRASH. 73 00:04:29.436 --> 00:04:32.402 COME ON, BABY, BE REASONABLE, PLEASE. I MEAN, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS. 74 00:04:32.404 --> 00:04:33.970 IT'S MY TURN NOW. 75 00:04:33.972 --> 00:04:36.404 I TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS, SUGAR. 76 00:04:36.406 --> 00:04:39.641 I WATCH "SEX IN THE CITY" RERUNS IN THE LIVING ROOM, 77 00:04:39.643 --> 00:04:43.710 AND THEY'LL BE NO CARD GAME GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN. 78 00:04:43.712 --> 00:04:46.781 BESIDES, WHY DON'T YOU USE THAT MANSION YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SELL? 79 00:04:48.482 --> 00:04:51.782 ALL RIGHT. I SEE HOW IT IS. 80 00:04:51.784 --> 00:04:54.220 I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. 81 00:04:57.888 --> 00:04:59.655 NICE DAY FOR A WALK. 82 00:04:59.657 --> 00:05:02.457 YEAH, NOW IT'S HOME AND INTO MY JACUZZI. 83 00:05:02.459 --> 00:05:05.927 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MAY HAVE MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN THE CAR. 84 00:05:05.929 --> 00:05:08.928 RULE NUMBER ONE, NO SWIM TRUNKS ALLOWED IN MY JACUZZI. 85 00:05:08.930 --> 00:05:11.397 I PROMISE NOT TO BREAK ANY OF THOSE RULES. 86 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:14.699 RULE NUMBER TWO, NO WIVES ALLOWED IN MY JACUZZI. 87 00:05:14.701 --> 00:05:17.736 [CHUCKLES] I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 88 00:05:17.738 --> 00:05:21.971 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - JOHNNY "J-MAN" JOHNSON? 89 00:05:21.973 --> 00:05:25.908 RECORD PRODUCER? THAT'S MY TWIN BROTHER. 90 00:05:25.910 --> 00:05:28.075 HE GIVES YOU ANY TROUBLE, YOU GIVE ME A CALL. 91 00:05:28.077 --> 00:05:31.278 - HE'S SINGLE. - OKAY. 92 00:05:31.280 --> 00:05:33.413 AND HERE'S NUMBER TWO. 93 00:05:33.415 --> 00:05:36.049 EMERSON DUKE JOHNSON. 94 00:05:36.051 --> 00:05:38.783 AUTHOR, HISTORIAN, REALTOR. 95 00:05:38.785 --> 00:05:40.452 YES, THAT WOULD BE ME. 96 00:05:40.454 --> 00:05:42.119 - WHAT ARE YOU TODAY? - REALTOR. 97 00:05:42.121 --> 00:05:43.754 - YEAH? - YEAH. 98 00:05:43.756 --> 00:05:46.356 WELL, MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOUR BROTHER A CALL. 99 00:05:46.358 --> 00:05:48.425 - ALL RIGHT. - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, DUKE. 100 00:05:48.427 --> 00:05:51.360 AS WELL. 101 00:05:51.362 --> 00:05:53.128 HE SAID IF I CAN GET YOU TO GIGGLE, 102 00:05:53.130 --> 00:05:54.763 I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU IN BED. 103 00:05:54.765 --> 00:05:56.262 - [WOMAN GIGGLES] - IS THAT TRUE? 104 00:05:56.264 --> 00:05:58.865 - A LITTLE BIT. - WELL, I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW. 105 00:05:58.867 --> 00:06:00.366 I'M IN THE STUDIO LAYING DOWN SOME TRACKS. 106 00:06:00.368 --> 00:06:04.236 - COOL. - YEAH. BY THE WAY, DO YOU SING? 107 00:06:04.238 --> 00:06:05.836 - YEAH. - 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE 108 00:06:05.838 --> 00:06:07.405 TO LAY DOWN SOME TRACKS WITH YOU. 109 00:06:07.407 --> 00:06:10.408 - I BET YOU WOULD. - ALL RIGHT. TOMORROW. 110 00:06:10.410 --> 00:06:11.608 - COOL. - PEACE. 111 00:06:11.610 --> 00:06:12.609 - SEE YA, BYE. - ALL RIGHT. 112 00:06:12.611 --> 00:06:14.742 - "J-MAN?" - J-MAN. 113 00:06:14.744 --> 00:06:17.011 WHAT KIND OF SESSION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 114 00:06:17.013 --> 00:06:21.282 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, TOM. J-MAN'S KIND OF LIKE MY... 115 00:06:21.284 --> 00:06:23.283 HOW CAN I SAY THIS? 116 00:06:23.285 --> 00:06:24.418 MY ALTER EGO. 117 00:06:24.420 --> 00:06:26.518 - ALTER EGO? - ALTER EGO? 118 00:06:26.520 --> 00:06:28.686 YEAH, GUYS, LIKE SOMEBODY'S SECONDARY PERSONALITY, 119 00:06:28.688 --> 00:06:32.156 - OR AN INTIMATE TRUSTED FRIEND. - WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, TOM. 120 00:06:32.158 --> 00:06:34.691 YOU KNOW WHAT? I KIND OF, LIKE, MADE UP J-MAN. 121 00:06:34.693 --> 00:06:38.361 BUT YOU GOT TO REALIZE THAT MY SPIRIT IS PURE, 122 00:06:38.363 --> 00:06:40.495 BUT MY FLESH IS SO WEAK. 123 00:06:40.497 --> 00:06:42.997 [TOM] AH, OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE A SLY DOG. 124 00:06:42.999 --> 00:06:45.566 IF I EVER CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, 125 00:06:45.568 --> 00:06:51.003 I WOULD CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND HANG IT ON THE RESTROOM OF THE BUS STATION. 126 00:06:51.005 --> 00:06:52.406 NO WORRIES, LOVER. 127 00:06:53.540 --> 00:06:55.508 WHAT IF LETITIA FINDS OUT? 128 00:07:00.511 --> 00:07:04.715 [MOANING] 129 00:07:07.249 --> 00:07:10.049 LET'S SEE. 130 00:07:10.051 --> 00:07:12.819 PUBLIC PARK? 131 00:07:12.821 --> 00:07:14.820 CHECK. 132 00:07:14.822 --> 00:07:16.688 WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH THE LIST. 133 00:07:16.690 --> 00:07:19.891 YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A SPORT ACCOMMODATING MY FETISH. 134 00:07:19.893 --> 00:07:21.894 I WANNA GIVE YOU A SPECIAL GIFT. 135 00:07:24.995 --> 00:07:26.930 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! 136 00:07:26.932 --> 00:07:29.032 AS ARE YOU. 137 00:07:32.101 --> 00:07:34.235 OH, GOOD. YOU THOUGHT OF ANOTHER LOCATION? 138 00:07:34.237 --> 00:07:37.703 YES. YOUR PLACE. 139 00:07:37.705 --> 00:07:41.173 YOU MIGHT WANNA BE CREMATED, BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH REMAINS LEFT TO BURY. 140 00:07:41.175 --> 00:07:45.076 YO, D THIS GIRL IS THAT FINE? SHE'S THAT HOT? 141 00:07:45.078 --> 00:07:46.676 [DUKE] DO BLACK MEN HANG LIKE ELEPHANTS? 142 00:07:46.678 --> 00:07:48.679 SHE IS HOT. 143 00:07:48.681 --> 00:07:52.014 - THERE'S ACTUALLY TWO SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS. - WHAT? 144 00:07:52.016 --> 00:07:54.249 - WHAT'S HER NAME? - HER NAME IS SUNDAY. 145 00:07:54.251 --> 00:07:57.518 - YOU GONNA TAKE HER TO CHURCH? - NO. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHERE I TAKE HER, 146 00:07:57.520 --> 00:07:59.486 IT'S ABOUT WHERE WE END UP. 147 00:07:59.488 --> 00:08:03.256 HER RULE IS NO SWIMSUITS IN THE JACUZZI. 148 00:08:03.258 --> 00:08:06.991 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HER HERE? - HMM. 149 00:08:06.993 --> 00:08:08.560 WAIT A MINUTE, J-MAN. 150 00:08:08.562 --> 00:08:09.827 WOULD YOU POSSIBLY CONSIDER 151 00:08:09.829 --> 00:08:13.729 SUBLETTING TO ME AND MY ALTER EGO? 152 00:08:13.731 --> 00:08:17.666 YOU KNOW WHAT, GENTLEMEN? LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 153 00:08:17.668 --> 00:08:21.502 LET'S MAKE THIS MANSION BRING US PEACE, LOVE, 154 00:08:21.504 --> 00:08:25.505 JOY, HAPPINESS, WHATEVER WE WANT. 155 00:08:25.507 --> 00:08:27.372 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, FROM MONDAY THROUGH SUNDAY. 156 00:08:27.374 --> 00:08:29.074 - THAT'S RIGHT. - ALL FOR ONE... 157 00:08:29.076 --> 00:08:33.578 - AND ONE FOR ALL. - YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 158 00:08:33.580 --> 00:08:36.080 - WHAT ABOUT ME? - OH, I GOT YOU. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 159 00:08:36.082 --> 00:08:38.815 - AND I GOT YOUR BACK, BABY. - NO, YOU DON'T. I GOT IT. 160 00:08:38.817 --> 00:08:41.084 - WE'LL SEE, RON D. - I GOT IT COVERED ALL THE WAY AROUND. 161 00:08:41.086 --> 00:08:43.317 WHERE'S SHE SITTING? SHE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE. 162 00:08:43.319 --> 00:08:45.521 YEAH, SHE'S WORKING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. 163 00:08:45.523 --> 00:08:47.888 - ALL RIGHT, BROTHER. - WHO'S GOT HER FRONT? 164 00:08:47.890 --> 00:08:50.356 IN MY REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW, 165 00:08:50.358 --> 00:08:52.858 I'M INVOLVED IN... IN AN AFFAIR. 166 00:08:52.860 --> 00:08:55.727 I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ANOTHER WOMAN ON MY WIFE. 167 00:08:55.729 --> 00:08:57.729 SEE? THERE Y'ALL GO JUDGE... SEE THOSE LOOKS ON THEM FACES? 168 00:08:57.731 --> 00:08:59.330 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA JUDGE ME. 169 00:08:59.332 --> 00:09:01.064 SEE THAT? SEE HOW BLACK FOLK ARE? 170 00:09:01.066 --> 00:09:02.532 YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST 'EM, 171 00:09:02.534 --> 00:09:04.168 AND THEY JUST STAB YOU THE IN BACK. 172 00:09:12.875 --> 00:09:15.141 THIS DUDE IS OFFERING THE LILIES 173 00:09:15.143 --> 00:09:19.176 OF SERENITY TO HIS PEOPLE, YEAH. 174 00:09:19.178 --> 00:09:22.013 - REALLY? - YEAH, REALLY. 175 00:09:22.015 --> 00:09:24.615 TO ME, THE LIPS REPRESENT A VAGINA. 176 00:09:24.617 --> 00:09:26.616 FOR REAL? WOW. 177 00:09:26.618 --> 00:09:28.818 OH, COME ON. HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS 178 00:09:28.820 --> 00:09:30.818 AND NOT SEE A VAGINA RIGHT IN HER FACE. 179 00:09:30.820 --> 00:09:34.622 [DUKE] WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 180 00:09:34.624 --> 00:09:36.490 I CAN SEE THAT NOW. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 181 00:09:36.492 --> 00:09:40.627 YEAH, TO ME THIS PIECE REPRESENTS SEXUAL FREEDOM 182 00:09:40.629 --> 00:09:43.395 - AND PURITY. - MMM. 183 00:09:43.397 --> 00:09:45.462 HOW ABOUT I GET US SOME STRONGER DRINKS 184 00:09:45.464 --> 00:09:47.298 AND WE CAN MEET OUT BY THE JACUZZI? 185 00:09:47.300 --> 00:09:48.666 - I LIKE THAT. - YEAH? 186 00:09:48.668 --> 00:09:49.970 MM-HMM. 187 00:09:51.169 --> 00:09:53.204 I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. 188 00:09:56.340 --> 00:09:57.809 YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 189 00:10:04.612 --> 00:10:07.812 YEAH, THIS GIRL SUNDAY IS OFF THE HOOK. 190 00:10:07.814 --> 00:10:10.882 THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 191 00:10:10.884 --> 00:10:15.352 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, UH, I THOUGHT... 192 00:10:15.354 --> 00:10:18.788 ALL THAT TALK ABOUT THE LILIES KIND OF INSPIRED ME. 193 00:10:18.790 --> 00:10:20.789 I THOUGHT WE WAS ON THE SAME PAGE. 194 00:10:20.791 --> 00:10:22.856 UM, NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE A DRINK 195 00:10:22.858 --> 00:10:24.592 BEFORE YOU TOOK ME TO DINNER. 196 00:10:24.594 --> 00:10:28.494 OH, ALL RIGHT, WELL, UM, OKAY. 197 00:10:28.496 --> 00:10:33.835 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA NAKED. 198 00:10:35.635 --> 00:10:37.635 YES, YOU ARE. 199 00:10:37.637 --> 00:10:40.971 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR RULE. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 200 00:10:40.973 --> 00:10:45.106 - WELL, UH, YOU KNOW... - OH, I SEE. 201 00:10:45.108 --> 00:10:47.176 - TWINS TALK. - YEAH, YEAH. 202 00:10:47.178 --> 00:10:49.276 - WE'RE ALWAYS TALKING. WE TALK TOO MUCH. - MM-HMM. 203 00:10:49.278 --> 00:10:53.679 - SMART, YES. - YEAH. 204 00:10:53.681 --> 00:10:55.548 WELL, I'M REALLY HUNGRY, SO IF YOU WANNA... 205 00:10:55.550 --> 00:10:57.319 ALL RIGHT. 206 00:10:59.586 --> 00:11:01.919 ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE? 207 00:11:01.921 --> 00:11:03.653 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 208 00:11:03.655 --> 00:11:05.090 WELL. 209 00:11:07.591 --> 00:11:09.591 [PHONE RINGING] 210 00:11:09.593 --> 00:11:11.425 - HELLO? - [MAN ON PHONE] HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 211 00:11:11.427 --> 00:11:12.593 IS TUESDAY THERE? 212 00:11:12.595 --> 00:11:16.429 TUESDAY? UH, NO. SHE'S NOT HERE. 213 00:11:16.431 --> 00:11:17.864 [MAN ON PHONE] WELL, SHE GAVE ME THIS NUMBER THOUGH. 214 00:11:17.866 --> 00:11:19.532 WELL, SHE GAVE YOU A BAD NUMBER. 215 00:11:19.534 --> 00:11:20.999 [MAN ON PHONE] SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOU. 216 00:11:21.001 --> 00:11:22.469 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 217 00:11:25.471 --> 00:11:28.674 - YOU READY? - YES, I AM. 218 00:11:31.310 --> 00:11:33.576 YOU BASTARD. 219 00:11:33.578 --> 00:11:35.909 SHOWING A MANSION? 220 00:11:35.911 --> 00:11:38.747 HE MUST THINK I'M SOME DUMB, BLONDE, 221 00:11:38.749 --> 00:11:41.248 TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH. 222 00:11:41.250 --> 00:11:42.251 NOT. 223 00:11:47.854 --> 00:11:50.357 GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 224 00:12:18.744 --> 00:12:22.245 THIS IS REALLY AN AMAZING MOMENT OF INTROSPECTION. 225 00:12:22.247 --> 00:12:24.645 - DR. JENKINS, AFTER 30 YEARS... - [PHONE RINGING] 226 00:12:24.647 --> 00:12:26.747 OH, THAT'S MY EMERGENCY RING TONE. 227 00:12:26.749 --> 00:12:29.149 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 228 00:12:29.151 --> 00:12:31.484 [ROBERT ON PHONE] HE'S WITH A WOMAN! WHY A WOMAN? 229 00:12:31.486 --> 00:12:35.153 - IS THIS AN EMERGENCY? - ABSOLUTELY. MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING. 230 00:12:35.155 --> 00:12:36.921 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 231 00:12:36.923 --> 00:12:40.992 OKAY, OKAY. LISTEN, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO ASCERTAIN 232 00:12:40.994 --> 00:12:42.591 WHY HE'S WITH A WOMAN WITHOUT ME ACTUALLY TALKING TO HIM. 233 00:12:42.593 --> 00:12:44.928 YOU SURE HE CAN'T COME IN FOR A COUPLE SESSIONS? 234 00:12:44.930 --> 00:12:46.662 [ROBERT] NOT A CHANCE. 235 00:12:46.664 --> 00:12:48.297 WELL, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SPECULATE. 236 00:12:48.299 --> 00:12:49.931 MAYBE JUAN IS EXPERIMENTING. 237 00:12:49.933 --> 00:12:51.733 MAYBE HE WANTS SOME VARIETY IN HIS LIFE. 238 00:12:51.735 --> 00:12:53.599 [ROBERT] DOES HE NEED THAT MUCH VARIETY? 239 00:12:53.601 --> 00:12:55.301 ARE YOU MAD THAT HE'S CHEATING ON YOU, 240 00:12:55.303 --> 00:12:57.002 OR THAT HE'S CHEATING WITH A WOMAN? 241 00:12:57.004 --> 00:12:59.137 [ROBERT] I CAN HOLD MY OWN AGAINST A MAN, 242 00:12:59.139 --> 00:13:01.239 BUT HOW DO I COMPETE WITH A PAIR OF TITS 243 00:13:01.241 --> 00:13:04.175 AND A COMPLEXION AS SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BUTT? 244 00:13:04.177 --> 00:13:07.244 I HEAR THAT. WELL, WE GOTTA BREAK IT DOWN SYSTEMATICALLY. 245 00:13:07.246 --> 00:13:09.945 IF JUAN IS EXPERIMENTING, GIVE HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 246 00:13:09.947 --> 00:13:12.781 GIVE HIM A DIFFERENT LOOK. SOMETHING EXCITING. 247 00:13:12.783 --> 00:13:15.382 [ROBERT] BESIDES A SEX CHANGE OPERATION? 248 00:13:15.384 --> 00:13:17.651 THAT'S THE LAST RESORT. 249 00:13:17.653 --> 00:13:20.153 NO, MAYBE YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LOOK. CHANGE YOUR ATTIRE. 250 00:13:20.155 --> 00:13:22.587 GIVE HIM A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSONA WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE. 251 00:13:22.589 --> 00:13:25.624 [ROBERT] GOT IT. THANK YOU, DR. JENKINS. 252 00:13:25.626 --> 00:13:27.992 SURE, YOU BET. 253 00:13:27.994 --> 00:13:31.761 I APOLOGIZE. NOW WHERE WERE WE? 254 00:13:31.763 --> 00:13:34.130 - WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS... - [ALARM RINGS] 255 00:13:34.132 --> 00:13:36.598 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE END OF OUR SESSION. 256 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.299 WE'RE GONNA PICK THIS UP NEXT WEEK, OKAY? 257 00:13:38.301 --> 00:13:40.302 MAKE SURE YOU PAY MY SECRETARY ON THE WAY OUT. 258 00:13:40.304 --> 00:13:41.672 I'M SORRY. 259 00:13:43.706 --> 00:13:46.108 [MUSIC PLAYING] 260 00:13:48.975 --> 00:13:51.275 ♪ I THINK THAT GIRL OVER THERE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING ♪ 261 00:13:51.277 --> 00:13:52.976 ♪ SHE WANNA SHOW YOU HOMEY, HA HA ♪ 262 00:13:52.978 --> 00:13:57.246 ♪ WHY YOU DOWNING SHOTS ALL ALONE? ♪ 263 00:13:57.248 --> 00:14:02.883 ♪ YOU'RE DRAWN UP IN MY ZONE ♪ 264 00:14:02.885 --> 00:14:06.620 ♪ DON'T WANDER TOO FAR ♪ 265 00:14:06.622 --> 00:14:08.889 ♪ TREAT YOU LIKE A STAR ♪ 266 00:14:08.891 --> 00:14:10.490 ♪ 'CAUSE I OWN THE BAR ♪ 267 00:14:10.492 --> 00:14:12.792 ♪ BABY, GET LOW, BABY, GET LOW ♪ 268 00:14:12.794 --> 00:14:14.893 ♪ BABY, GET LOW ♪ 269 00:14:14.895 --> 00:14:19.195 ♪ WATCH ME GET LOW, TAKE ME WHERE I NEED TO GO ♪ 270 00:14:19.197 --> 00:14:20.965 ♪ BABY, GET LOW, BABY, GET LOW ♪ 271 00:14:20.967 --> 00:14:23.266 ♪ BABY, GET LOW ♪ 272 00:14:23.268 --> 00:14:27.302 ♪ WATCH ME GET LOW, TAKE ME, TAKE ME ♪ 273 00:14:27.304 --> 00:14:31.538 ♪ SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL, SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL ♪ 274 00:14:31.540 --> 00:14:35.374 ♪ CALLING ME TO THE FLOOR AND I CAN'T SAY NO ♪ 275 00:14:35.376 --> 00:14:36.642 GOING OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 276 00:14:36.644 --> 00:14:38.312 [ROBERT] HAVE FUN. 277 00:15:06.366 --> 00:15:08.535 [MUSIC PLAYING] 278 00:15:24.444 --> 00:15:28.079 ♪ BABY, TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM ♪ 279 00:15:28.081 --> 00:15:30.885 HELLO. 280 00:15:32.451 --> 00:15:37.886 ♪ YEAH, DO YOU THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE? ♪ 281 00:15:37.888 --> 00:15:41.725 ♪ YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FOOL ♪ 282 00:15:48.697 --> 00:15:51.365 [WAILS] 283 00:15:55.368 --> 00:15:59.539 OH, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING POKER AGAIN. 284 00:16:09.579 --> 00:16:11.344 WHAT'S UP, GIRL? YOU WANNA GET WEIRD? 285 00:16:11.346 --> 00:16:13.413 YOU BETTER BACK UP OFF OF ME. GET OUT OF MY YARD! 286 00:16:13.415 --> 00:16:16.414 - DAMN. - YO, SHE'S A BITCH. 287 00:16:16.416 --> 00:16:18.851 YOUR, MAMA! 288 00:16:18.853 --> 00:16:20.419 YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE NO PAJAMA PARTY? 289 00:16:23.788 --> 00:16:25.722 [DOOR SHUTS] 290 00:16:25.724 --> 00:16:27.425 - WHAT'S THAT? - [GRUNTS] 291 00:16:29.427 --> 00:16:30.991 WHAT? 292 00:16:30.993 --> 00:16:32.260 I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE. 293 00:16:32.262 --> 00:16:35.365 IS THERE? OKAY. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 294 00:16:40.568 --> 00:16:44.002 - HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 295 00:16:44.004 --> 00:16:45.935 I GOT A DATE TONIGHT. I HAD TO GET MY STUFF SET UP. 296 00:16:45.937 --> 00:16:48.606 - OH, NO! SERIOUSLY? - WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 297 00:16:48.608 --> 00:16:51.241 BECAUSE I GOT A DATE NOW. MY STUFF IS ALREADY SET UP. 298 00:16:51.243 --> 00:16:52.773 MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS. MY CLOTHES ARE DOWN THERE. 299 00:16:52.775 --> 00:16:53.841 I'M ABOUT TO GET DRESSED, OKAY? 300 00:16:53.843 --> 00:16:55.179 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 301 00:16:57.246 --> 00:16:58.845 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER? 302 00:16:58.847 --> 00:17:00.780 MAN, JUST TELL HER YOU HAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 303 00:17:00.782 --> 00:17:03.483 BECAUSE YOU'RE STRESSED OUT AND NEEDED FRESH AIR. 304 00:17:03.485 --> 00:17:05.050 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE? 305 00:17:05.052 --> 00:17:06.485 - HEY! - SHH. 306 00:17:06.487 --> 00:17:07.485 WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOING HERE? 307 00:17:07.487 --> 00:17:08.855 - SHH. - SHH. 308 00:17:12.490 --> 00:17:14.526 J-MAN? 309 00:17:20.030 --> 00:17:21.862 HEY, LOOK, YOU THREE GOTTA GET UP OUTTA HERE, 310 00:17:21.864 --> 00:17:23.497 MY GIRL'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. I NEED TO SET UP. 311 00:17:23.499 --> 00:17:26.266 HEY, BABE! WE HAVING POKER TODAY, 312 00:17:26.268 --> 00:17:28.166 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA RESCHEDULE. 313 00:17:28.168 --> 00:17:29.835 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU? 314 00:17:29.837 --> 00:17:31.836 ARE YOU HAVING A POKER A MARATHON? 315 00:17:31.838 --> 00:17:33.871 - UH, NO, WE WERE JUST... - NO. 316 00:17:33.873 --> 00:17:36.972 [TOM] WE JUST KINDA WE CAME BY. YOU KNOW, SAY HELLO. 317 00:17:36.974 --> 00:17:38.240 OH, WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, 318 00:17:38.242 --> 00:17:40.043 'CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE OFF ANYWAY. 319 00:17:40.045 --> 00:17:42.811 SO, I'LL SEE YA LATER. 320 00:17:42.813 --> 00:17:44.646 I'LL TEXT YA. 321 00:17:44.648 --> 00:17:46.581 AREN'T YOU GONNA WALK ME TO THE DOOR? 322 00:17:46.583 --> 00:17:48.482 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M TAKING YOU THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. 323 00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:50.350 - YEAH, THE BACK DOOR. - BACK DOOR? 324 00:17:50.352 --> 00:17:52.051 HEY, MAN, YOU ALL GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. 325 00:17:52.053 --> 00:17:53.753 YOU GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. YOU GOTTA GO. 326 00:17:53.755 --> 00:17:55.520 WHY I GOTTA LEAVE? I HAVE A SURE THING, MAN. 327 00:17:55.522 --> 00:17:56.521 SURE THING? COME ON, URKEL. YOU DON'T HAVE A SURE THING. 328 00:17:56.523 --> 00:17:58.056 URKEL? 329 00:17:58.058 --> 00:18:00.124 HEY, LOOK, MAN. I AM SORRY I RUINED YOUR NIGHT. 330 00:18:00.126 --> 00:18:02.058 - YOU RUINED MY NIGHT, TOO. - I DIDN'T RUIN YOUR NIGHT. 331 00:18:02.060 --> 00:18:04.493 - I HAD A SURE THING. - YOU NEVER HAD A SURE THING. 332 00:18:04.495 --> 00:18:06.162 LISTEN, GIRLS, LISTEN. LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA MEET TOMORROW. 333 00:18:06.164 --> 00:18:07.863 WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT A SYSTEM, A BLUEPRINT, 334 00:18:07.865 --> 00:18:09.364 - SO THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 335 00:18:09.366 --> 00:18:12.565 - SEE, THAT'S NATALIA. - HUH? WHAT? 336 00:18:12.567 --> 00:18:14.133 - [POUNDING AT DOOR] - IT'S LETITIA. 337 00:18:14.135 --> 00:18:15.567 OH, SHIT. OKAY, YOU GO UPSTAIRS. 338 00:18:15.569 --> 00:18:18.405 YOU GO... ME AND HIM, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 339 00:18:20.307 --> 00:18:21.973 - WHERE'S HE AT? - UH, HE JUST LEFT. 340 00:18:21.975 --> 00:18:24.475 - IF YOU GO OUT... - I KNOW YOU PLAYING POKER. 341 00:18:24.477 --> 00:18:26.510 - NO, WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. - WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. 342 00:18:26.512 --> 00:18:27.910 - WE WERE... - WE JUST WAS MEETING... 343 00:18:27.912 --> 00:18:30.079 WE WERE, UH... WE WEREN'T PLAYING POKER. 344 00:18:30.081 --> 00:18:32.146 NAH. 345 00:18:32.148 --> 00:18:34.382 YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 346 00:18:34.384 --> 00:18:36.916 NO, WE WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT RENTING THE PLACE. 347 00:18:36.918 --> 00:18:38.218 - BOTH OF YOU? - YEAH, YEAH. 348 00:18:38.220 --> 00:18:39.818 AREN'T YOU MARRIED? 349 00:18:39.820 --> 00:18:41.854 NO, I'M NOT... I'M NOT MARRIED. WELL, HE MIGHT BE. 350 00:18:41.856 --> 00:18:43.989 - WHOA. - WELL, NOT TO EACH OTHER. 351 00:18:43.991 --> 00:18:46.191 IT'S A JOKE I'M WORKING ON FOR MY ROUTINE. MY STAND-UP. 352 00:18:46.193 --> 00:18:49.326 THAT'S FUNNY. YOU SHOULD TRY THAT ONE OUT. 353 00:18:49.328 --> 00:18:51.628 - ANYWAY, SO J-MAN JUST... - J-MAN? 354 00:18:51.630 --> 00:18:53.295 THAT'S WHAT WE CALLED DUKE IN COLLEGE. 355 00:18:53.297 --> 00:18:55.531 YEAH, IT WAS AN OLD COLLEGE NICKNAME. J-MAN, HEY! 356 00:18:55.533 --> 00:18:58.666 SO, DUKE LET US IN AND HE TOOK OFF. 357 00:18:58.668 --> 00:19:01.335 YOU LYING, AND YOU'RE THE RINGLEADER. 358 00:19:01.337 --> 00:19:04.570 - WHERE'S MY HUSBAND? - HEY, COME... COME! 359 00:19:04.572 --> 00:19:08.040 I TOLD YOU DUKE IS NOT HERE! 360 00:19:08.042 --> 00:19:11.542 [LETITIA] WHAT THE HELL? 361 00:19:11.544 --> 00:19:15.011 SEE, THIS IS WHY I DATE OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY. 362 00:19:15.013 --> 00:19:17.212 - SEE THAT? - YEAH, IT MAKES YOU THINK. 363 00:19:17.214 --> 00:19:20.649 HEY, COME TO THE LIGHT, MAN. I'M JUST SAYING. 364 00:19:20.651 --> 00:19:23.652 - NICE SEEING YOU, RON. - OH, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU TOO, TOM. 365 00:19:23.654 --> 00:19:25.785 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME STRAIGHTEN UP MY RELATIONSHIP. 366 00:19:25.787 --> 00:19:27.987 - YEAH, NO. NO, PROBLEM. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 367 00:19:27.989 --> 00:19:31.790 - HEY! HEY, HEY, BAE. - HEY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF ME, 368 00:19:31.792 --> 00:19:34.392 - I'M GONNA RIP IT OFF. - SORRY! 369 00:19:34.394 --> 00:19:36.727 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, 370 00:19:36.729 --> 00:19:40.196 BUT IF I GET HOME AND DUKE'S NOT THERE ASLEEP, 371 00:19:40.198 --> 00:19:44.200 I'MA COME BACK HERE, AND I'MA FUCK SOMEBODY UP. 372 00:19:44.202 --> 00:19:46.837 OKAY. HEY, WAIT! NO, HOLD ON! 373 00:19:49.172 --> 00:19:52.373 BUT NOW I KNOW THAT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR TAKES... 374 00:19:52.375 --> 00:19:54.774 I'M GONNA TELL YOU YOU HAVE TO... YOU HAVE TO... 375 00:19:54.776 --> 00:19:56.975 PAY TO GO OUT TO EAT. CAN'T GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE. 376 00:19:56.977 --> 00:19:58.477 CAN'T GO OVER YOUR HOUSE 'CAUSE SOMEBODY THERE. 377 00:19:58.479 --> 00:20:02.145 [MUSIC PLAYING] 378 00:20:02.147 --> 00:20:03.616 HI. 379 00:20:06.317 --> 00:20:08.984 [JUAN] SHE LOOKS VERY FAMILIAR. 380 00:20:08.986 --> 00:20:10.388 PROBABLY AN OLD STUDENT OF MINE. 381 00:20:15.858 --> 00:20:17.390 WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, 382 00:20:17.392 --> 00:20:20.393 YOU WILL WAKE UP FEELING REFRESHED AND ENERGIZED. 383 00:20:20.395 --> 00:20:22.993 ALL YOUR FEELINGS OF SADNESS WILL BE GONE. 384 00:20:22.995 --> 00:20:26.030 - ONE, TWO... - [PHONE RINGS] 385 00:20:26.032 --> 00:20:27.765 [SIGHS] 386 00:20:27.767 --> 00:20:28.966 YES? 387 00:20:28.968 --> 00:20:30.165 [ROBERT] CAN I KILL HER NOW? 388 00:20:30.167 --> 00:20:31.767 ROBERT, I'M IN A SESSION. 389 00:20:31.769 --> 00:20:34.369 I TOLD YOU, ONLY CALL ME IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY, 390 00:20:34.371 --> 00:20:35.703 BUT HERE WE ARE. 391 00:20:35.705 --> 00:20:37.604 NO, NO, DO NOT KILL HER. 392 00:20:37.606 --> 00:20:39.774 JUST STICK WITH THE PLAN THAT WE CAME UP WITH. 393 00:20:39.776 --> 00:20:41.608 [ROBERT] OH, PLEASE, THAT IS TOO MUCH WORK. 394 00:20:41.610 --> 00:20:43.976 WILL IT BE WORTH GETTING HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER? 395 00:20:43.978 --> 00:20:45.977 [ROBERT] I WOULD PREFER GETTING HER OFF THE PLANET, 396 00:20:45.979 --> 00:20:48.347 BUT I SUPPOSE REMOVING HER FROM MY WORLD WILL DO. 397 00:20:48.349 --> 00:20:50.348 GOOD, WELL, GO BE AT IT, 398 00:20:50.350 --> 00:20:52.050 AND WE'LL TALK AT THE NEXT SESSION. 399 00:20:52.052 --> 00:20:54.216 GOOD-BYE, ROBERT. 400 00:20:54.218 --> 00:20:55.684 OH, SOMEBODY POKED ME ON FACEBOOK. 401 00:20:55.686 --> 00:20:58.020 HMM. HMM. 402 00:20:58.022 --> 00:20:59.790 OH! THREE! 403 00:21:02.658 --> 00:21:04.490 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 404 00:21:04.492 --> 00:21:07.259 [MUSIC PLAYING] 405 00:21:07.261 --> 00:21:08.861 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 406 00:21:08.863 --> 00:21:10.496 [JUAN] YOU OKAY? 407 00:21:10.498 --> 00:21:14.032 OH, MUST BE SOMETHING BAD I ATE. 408 00:21:14.034 --> 00:21:17.000 [JUAN] DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 409 00:21:17.002 --> 00:21:19.002 I'M OKAY. 410 00:21:19.004 --> 00:21:21.704 [JUAN] ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING. I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS. 411 00:21:21.706 --> 00:21:23.775 HAVE FUN. 412 00:21:59.265 --> 00:22:00.599 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 413 00:22:00.601 --> 00:22:03.337 I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM. 414 00:22:07.238 --> 00:22:08.738 - HELLO. - HI. 415 00:22:08.740 --> 00:22:11.574 - HAVE WE MET BEFORE? - WE JUST HAVE. 416 00:22:11.576 --> 00:22:13.842 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FORMER TANGO STUDENT OF MINE. 417 00:22:13.844 --> 00:22:18.812 I'M NOT A DANCER, BUT I CAN DO A HORIZONTAL GRIPPING MAMBO. 418 00:22:18.814 --> 00:22:22.981 HERE, I'LL TRADE YOU SOME LESSONS IN THE VERTICAL 419 00:22:22.983 --> 00:22:24.949 FOR SOME IN THE HORIZONTAL. 420 00:22:24.951 --> 00:22:26.753 THAT'S A FAIR TRADE. 421 00:22:32.756 --> 00:22:35.125 - YEAH, FLUSH. - LUCKY BASTARD. 422 00:22:35.127 --> 00:22:36.492 WOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU HAD TO KICK IN. 423 00:22:36.494 --> 00:22:37.893 - LOOK AT THAT. YOU SEE THAT? - GOD DAMN. 424 00:22:37.895 --> 00:22:39.460 ABOUT TIME. 425 00:22:39.462 --> 00:22:42.296 LOOK, GUYS, I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 426 00:22:42.298 --> 00:22:44.097 RON D, THIS IS THE PROBLEM. 427 00:22:44.099 --> 00:22:46.232 YOU SEE, I WAS ABOUT TO GET IT ON WITH SUNDAY 428 00:22:46.234 --> 00:22:48.500 AND GIVE HER SOME PRAISE AND WORSHIP, 429 00:22:48.502 --> 00:22:51.335 BUT YOU GUYS SHOWS UP GIVING ME A HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 430 00:22:51.337 --> 00:22:53.637 - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? - I WASN'T INVITED TO NO PARTY. 431 00:22:53.639 --> 00:22:56.105 HEY, BUT YOU KNOW, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 432 00:22:56.107 --> 00:22:57.907 WE ALMOST MESSED UP THE LOVE SHACK. 433 00:22:57.909 --> 00:22:59.542 YEAH, I HAD A SURE THING. 434 00:22:59.544 --> 00:23:02.977 DON'T YOU START THAT, MAN. YOU SERIOUS? 435 00:23:02.979 --> 00:23:05.845 HEY, LISTEN, GUYS, WE NEED TO DEVISE A PLAN. 436 00:23:05.847 --> 00:23:07.950 WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, ALL RIGHT? 437 00:23:09.884 --> 00:23:12.217 I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU WERE MARRIED. 438 00:23:12.219 --> 00:23:15.419 - HMM? - BUT NOW THAT I'M IN YOUR PLACE, 439 00:23:15.421 --> 00:23:18.789 IN YOUR BED... 440 00:23:18.791 --> 00:23:22.395 - I LOVE YOU. - YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 441 00:23:28.097 --> 00:23:32.599 THERE, THERE, IT'LL BE OKAY, TOM. 442 00:23:32.601 --> 00:23:34.334 I JUST NEED TO BE HELD. 443 00:23:34.336 --> 00:23:37.836 - I'LL HOLD YOU. - THANK YOU. 444 00:23:37.838 --> 00:23:42.174 - IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE AWESOME. 445 00:23:44.576 --> 00:23:50.212 - I MISS MY WIFE. - OH! CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW THOUGH? 446 00:23:50.214 --> 00:23:52.781 BABY, DADDY LOST HIS KEYS. 447 00:23:52.783 --> 00:23:55.116 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GO IN THE BACK DOOR. 448 00:23:55.118 --> 00:23:57.150 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACK DOOR? 449 00:23:57.152 --> 00:24:00.518 - LET ME SHOW YOU. - OH, WHOA. [LAUGHING] 450 00:24:00.520 --> 00:24:02.654 GOD! 451 00:24:02.656 --> 00:24:05.259 [MOANING] 452 00:24:07.259 --> 00:24:09.325 [WOMAN] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT WITH TWINS. 453 00:24:09.327 --> 00:24:12.894 OH, HELL, NAW. I'M NOT CROSSING SWORDS WITH MY BROTHER. 454 00:24:12.896 --> 00:24:15.162 WE COULDN'T EVEN SHARE THE SAME MOTHER WITHOUT FIGHTING. 455 00:24:15.164 --> 00:24:18.866 NOW THAT'S A GOOD SERMON FOR SUNDAY, BUT NOT FOR ME. 456 00:24:18.868 --> 00:24:20.370 NOW WHERE WAS I? 457 00:24:40.283 --> 00:24:42.449 YEAH. I LIKE FISH STICKS, 458 00:24:42.451 --> 00:24:45.255 I LIKE FISH STICKS, YEAH. 459 00:24:50.424 --> 00:24:52.857 WOW. 460 00:24:52.859 --> 00:24:54.195 HELLO, HELLO. 461 00:25:04.935 --> 00:25:06.635 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN THE HOOD? 462 00:25:06.637 --> 00:25:08.769 NOT LONG. I GOT A SMALL INHERITANCE 463 00:25:08.771 --> 00:25:10.569 AND DECIDED TO UPGRADE MY LIVING SITUATION. 464 00:25:10.571 --> 00:25:12.705 NICE. 465 00:25:12.707 --> 00:25:14.906 NO CHANCE OF ME GETTING AN INHERITANCE. 466 00:25:14.908 --> 00:25:18.308 I'M GONNA HAVE TO MARRY UP IF I'M GONNA DO ANY UPGRADING. 467 00:25:18.310 --> 00:25:20.311 - WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND DO? - HE'S A REALTOR. 468 00:25:20.313 --> 00:25:22.778 OH, I'M SORRY. 469 00:25:22.780 --> 00:25:25.680 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. IT COULD BE WORSE. 470 00:25:25.682 --> 00:25:28.351 HE COULD SUCK IN BED. 471 00:25:28.353 --> 00:25:31.285 THEN AGAIN, LATELY... 472 00:25:31.287 --> 00:25:32.753 YOU THINK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE? 473 00:25:32.755 --> 00:25:36.755 NO WAY! THEN AGAIN... 474 00:25:36.757 --> 00:25:37.889 [DOOR SHUTS] 475 00:25:37.891 --> 00:25:39.759 YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF. 476 00:25:39.761 --> 00:25:42.864 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, HONEY? - HEY. 477 00:25:45.098 --> 00:25:47.963 TUESDAY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 478 00:25:47.965 --> 00:25:50.432 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI. 479 00:25:50.434 --> 00:25:52.369 TUESDAY'S KINDA NEW TO THE HOOD. 480 00:25:55.739 --> 00:25:58.308 WE MET WHEN WE WERE CARRYING GROCERIES UP. 481 00:26:00.441 --> 00:26:02.408 HEY, I'M SORRY. 482 00:26:02.410 --> 00:26:05.543 I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER, AND THEN GO FOR A FACIAL. 483 00:26:05.545 --> 00:26:08.280 YOU FIND OUT IF HE'S FOOLING AROUND. 484 00:26:08.282 --> 00:26:09.380 [CHUCKLES] 485 00:26:09.382 --> 00:26:12.383 YOU GUYS ARE VERY AMUSING. 486 00:26:12.385 --> 00:26:15.385 SO, LETITIA TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TOO INTERESTED LATELY. 487 00:26:15.387 --> 00:26:17.722 - SHE SAID WHAT? - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 488 00:26:20.256 --> 00:26:22.922 - SUNDAY? - NO, TUESDAY. 489 00:26:22.924 --> 00:26:25.124 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 490 00:26:25.126 --> 00:26:27.393 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 491 00:26:27.395 --> 00:26:31.196 LISTEN, MY WIFE, SHE'S NOT TOO FOND OF MY BROTHER. 492 00:26:31.198 --> 00:26:33.765 IF SHE KNEW THAT I SET YOU UP WITH HIM, 493 00:26:33.767 --> 00:26:35.364 IT WOULDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD ON ME. 494 00:26:35.366 --> 00:26:37.034 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 495 00:26:37.036 --> 00:26:38.601 KEEP YOUR DAMN VOICE DOWN. 496 00:26:38.603 --> 00:26:42.504 LOOK, I GOTTA GO. TELL LETITIA I'LL CALL HER. 497 00:26:42.506 --> 00:26:46.273 - WHAT'S GOING ON, SUNDAY? - CHURCH, I GUESS? 498 00:26:46.275 --> 00:26:47.741 GOTTA GO. 499 00:26:47.743 --> 00:26:49.076 WHAT? CHURCH? 500 00:26:49.078 --> 00:26:50.412 WAIT. 501 00:26:56.517 --> 00:26:59.616 - [PHONE RINGS] - HEY, BAE. 502 00:26:59.618 --> 00:27:01.785 - IS THIS J-MAN? - WHO'S THIS? 503 00:27:01.787 --> 00:27:05.321 - THIS IS DR. ENGLISH. - YEAH, THIS IS J-MAN. 504 00:27:05.323 --> 00:27:08.589 MR. JOHNSON, HAVE YOU MET TUESDAY? 505 00:27:08.591 --> 00:27:12.225 - YEAH, WE CHILL TOGETHER SOMETIMES. - I THOUGHT SO. 506 00:27:12.227 --> 00:27:14.995 HMM, I'M CURRENTLY TREATING SUNDAY 507 00:27:14.997 --> 00:27:18.430 FOR MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER. 508 00:27:18.432 --> 00:27:20.165 HAVE YOU MET ANY OTHER DAYS OF HER WEEK? 509 00:27:20.167 --> 00:27:22.000 [DUKE] NO, I HAVEN'T. DOC, IS SHE CRAZY? 510 00:27:22.002 --> 00:27:23.701 BECAUSE I'M FEELING KIND OF CRAZY. 511 00:27:23.703 --> 00:27:25.668 DO YOU THINK SHE PUT CYANIDE IN MY DRINK OR SOMETHING? 512 00:27:25.670 --> 00:27:26.703 WHAT'S GOING ON? HELP ME. 513 00:27:26.705 --> 00:27:28.070 OKAY, MR. JOHNSON, I'M... 514 00:27:28.072 --> 00:27:29.571 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME INTO THE OFFICE. 515 00:27:29.573 --> 00:27:32.509 ALL RIGHT. IN A MINUTE. 516 00:27:46.652 --> 00:27:49.485 A WHITE "SUPREM-IST"? 517 00:27:49.487 --> 00:27:54.090 MONDAY IS FROM MISSISSIPPI, CIRCA 1955, 518 00:27:54.092 --> 00:27:58.425 AND HER GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL. 519 00:27:58.427 --> 00:28:02.162 SO FAR SHE ONLY APPEARS VERY BRIEFLY, 520 00:28:02.164 --> 00:28:06.531 BUT SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE VERY DANGEROUS. 521 00:28:06.533 --> 00:28:10.568 NOW, I CAN'T GO INTO SPECIFICS, 522 00:28:10.570 --> 00:28:12.902 BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THE LAST TIME 523 00:28:12.904 --> 00:28:14.904 SHE DID MANIFEST HERSELF, 524 00:28:14.906 --> 00:28:17.539 THE POLICE WERE INVOLVED. 525 00:28:17.541 --> 00:28:21.477 WHOA. YOU KNOW WHAT, DOC? 526 00:28:21.479 --> 00:28:23.910 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO END THINGS WITH SUNDAY. 527 00:28:23.912 --> 00:28:26.479 - YOU FEEL ME? - NO, I WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 528 00:28:26.481 --> 00:28:28.915 IF HER LIFE GETS UPSET NOW, 529 00:28:28.917 --> 00:28:32.083 WE MAY LOSE ALL THE PROGRESS WE'VE ACHIEVED SO FAR. 530 00:28:32.085 --> 00:28:34.252 AND I PERSONALLY BELIEVE WE'RE VERY CLOSE 531 00:28:34.254 --> 00:28:36.421 TO A BREAKTHROUGH. 532 00:28:36.423 --> 00:28:39.722 LOOK, DOC, I GOT A FEW PERSONALITIES OF MY OWN, YOU FEEL ME? 533 00:28:39.724 --> 00:28:43.558 BUT NEITHER OF THEM WANT TO LYNCH A DAMN BLACK MAN! 534 00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:47.828 I HOPE I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT MONDAY IS HOMICIDAL. 535 00:28:47.830 --> 00:28:49.396 SHE MERELY HAS A RAGE ISSUE. 536 00:28:49.398 --> 00:28:51.465 A RAGE ISSUE. YOU SERIOUS? A RAGE ISSUE? 537 00:28:51.467 --> 00:28:54.299 WELL, IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS. I ASSURE YOU. 538 00:28:54.301 --> 00:28:56.301 YOU JUST NEED TO BE AWARE OF IT 539 00:28:56.303 --> 00:28:58.406 AND NOT OVER REACT. 540 00:29:04.208 --> 00:29:06.376 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 541 00:29:06.378 --> 00:29:07.812 COOL, UM... 542 00:29:10.813 --> 00:29:12.350 I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. 543 00:29:16.185 --> 00:29:18.049 I SHOULD MENTION, UM... 544 00:29:18.051 --> 00:29:21.452 IF YOU ARE SEEING SUNDAY INTIMATELY, 545 00:29:21.454 --> 00:29:23.555 AND SUDDENLY MONDAY EMERGES, 546 00:29:23.557 --> 00:29:26.356 MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ORAL SEX. 547 00:29:26.358 --> 00:29:27.961 WHAT? SERIOUSLY? 548 00:29:30.961 --> 00:29:32.460 GOOD DAY, MR. JOHNSON. 549 00:29:32.462 --> 00:29:35.399 [MUSIC PLAYING] 550 00:29:44.004 --> 00:29:45.704 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 551 00:29:45.706 --> 00:29:49.007 I'M OKAY, JUST DRANK TOO MANY RED BULLS 552 00:29:49.009 --> 00:29:52.342 WITH THAT BLUE VODKA AT THE STUDIO TODAY, THAT'S ALL. 553 00:29:52.344 --> 00:29:53.847 LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 554 00:29:55.814 --> 00:29:57.180 HOW? 555 00:29:57.182 --> 00:30:01.883 I'M WANNA GIVE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. 556 00:30:01.885 --> 00:30:04.985 JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT GIVE YOU ORAL SEX. 557 00:30:04.987 --> 00:30:06.686 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 558 00:30:06.688 --> 00:30:08.621 HOLD ON, IT'S ALL GOOD. 559 00:30:08.623 --> 00:30:11.523 JUST LET ME DO YOU. 560 00:30:11.525 --> 00:30:12.990 OKAY. 561 00:30:12.992 --> 00:30:16.461 - LET ME DO YOU, BABY. - [GIGGLES] 562 00:30:16.463 --> 00:30:17.563 YEAH. 563 00:30:19.497 --> 00:30:22.400 [MOANING] 564 00:30:24.533 --> 00:30:28.434 YOU ARE A LOVE LETTER WRITTEN IN SECRET CODE. 565 00:30:28.436 --> 00:30:29.769 MAYBE YOU CAN UNLOCK THAT CODE. 566 00:30:29.771 --> 00:30:34.105 I CAN UNLOCK ANY CODE, BABY. 567 00:30:34.107 --> 00:30:36.975 - THIS IS A NICE PLACE. - THANK YOU. 568 00:30:36.977 --> 00:30:38.779 IT'S GORGEOUS. 569 00:30:42.347 --> 00:30:43.646 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE ARTWORK? 570 00:30:43.648 --> 00:30:46.281 I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS. 571 00:30:46.283 --> 00:30:49.450 IT'S BY A FAMOUS DESIGNER NAMED TAMANI ELLIOTT. 572 00:30:49.452 --> 00:30:51.284 THIS IS CALLED HER JUJU COLLECTION. 573 00:30:51.286 --> 00:30:54.222 - JUJU COLLECTION? - YES. 574 00:30:58.792 --> 00:31:01.358 SO DOES LETITIA KNOW ABOUT THESE DIGS? 575 00:31:01.360 --> 00:31:03.461 NOPE. SHOULD SHE? 576 00:31:03.463 --> 00:31:07.597 - WELL, WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT. - ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER? 577 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.632 DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD YOU ARE WITH THAT MASSAGE. 578 00:31:09.634 --> 00:31:11.633 OH, BABY, I'M REAL GOOD. 579 00:31:11.635 --> 00:31:13.334 LET ME SHOW YOU. COME HERE. 580 00:31:13.336 --> 00:31:15.038 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 581 00:31:19.107 --> 00:31:21.306 - DAMN, GIRL. - OOH, YOU GOT STRONG HANDS. 582 00:31:21.308 --> 00:31:22.976 [DUKE] YEAH. 583 00:31:22.978 --> 00:31:24.012 [SIGHING] 584 00:31:36.521 --> 00:31:38.619 WHAT THE HELL? 585 00:31:38.621 --> 00:31:39.856 SHIT. 586 00:31:46.193 --> 00:31:48.427 I'M STARTING TO FEEL GUILTY. 587 00:31:48.429 --> 00:31:50.295 - YOU SHOULD. - IT'S YOUR TURN. 588 00:31:50.297 --> 00:31:53.764 ALL RIGHT. 589 00:31:53.766 --> 00:31:56.100 - TAKE IT OFF. - I WILL. 590 00:31:56.102 --> 00:31:58.333 THERE YOU GO. 591 00:31:58.335 --> 00:31:59.967 - WHAT'S THIS? - WHAT'S WHAT? 592 00:31:59.969 --> 00:32:01.403 THESE SCRATCHES. 593 00:32:01.405 --> 00:32:03.803 REMEMBER YOU DID... 594 00:32:03.805 --> 00:32:06.773 - REMEMBER WHAT? - UH, NEVER MIND. 595 00:32:06.775 --> 00:32:08.508 I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE. 596 00:32:08.510 --> 00:32:10.242 YOU BASTARD. 597 00:32:10.244 --> 00:32:11.911 - UH! - WHAT? 598 00:32:11.913 --> 00:32:14.115 [BREATHING LOUDLY] 599 00:32:43.302 --> 00:32:47.069 SO IT COSTS MONEY TO HAVE AN AFFAIR. THAT'S RELATIONSHIP. 600 00:32:47.071 --> 00:32:49.104 YOU MAY GET A COUPLE OF THESE GROUPIES OUT THERE ONCE IN A WHILE, 601 00:32:49.106 --> 00:32:51.309 BUT EVEN THE MOST RATCHET CHICK IS LIKE, UH-UH. 602 00:32:58.747 --> 00:33:00.849 [PHONE RINGING] 603 00:33:02.915 --> 00:33:04.282 THIS IS JUAN. 604 00:33:04.284 --> 00:33:07.117 HELLO DANCE, MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHO IS THIS? 605 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:09.786 YES, I THINK I DO. 606 00:33:09.788 --> 00:33:11.286 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR LESSON? 607 00:33:11.288 --> 00:33:14.889 MOST IMPORTANTLY ARE YOUR READY FOR YOURS? 608 00:33:14.891 --> 00:33:18.224 OKAY, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN MOST DEFINITELY. 609 00:33:18.226 --> 00:33:19.897 WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? 610 00:33:21.830 --> 00:33:23.965 SEE YOU THEN. 611 00:33:38.476 --> 00:33:39.573 ARE YOU OKAY? 612 00:33:39.575 --> 00:33:41.676 COULDN'T BE BETTER, SUGAR. 613 00:33:41.678 --> 00:33:44.777 I'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF." 614 00:33:44.779 --> 00:33:46.879 MONDAY? 615 00:33:46.881 --> 00:33:48.947 DR. ENGLISH. 616 00:33:48.949 --> 00:33:51.116 [PHONE DIALING] 617 00:33:51.118 --> 00:33:53.251 HELLO, DR. ENGLISH. 618 00:33:53.253 --> 00:33:55.953 - J-MAN. - I THINK MONDAY'S ABOUT TO COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 619 00:33:55.955 --> 00:33:57.788 AND SHE... AND SHE MAY WANNA LYNCH ME. 620 00:33:57.790 --> 00:34:00.557 THIS IS NOT GOOD. UM... WHERE ARE YOU? 621 00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:02.394 I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS. ALL RIGHT. 622 00:34:04.995 --> 00:34:09.629 - YES. - THERE'S TWO WAYS OUT FOR A CHEATIN' MAN. 623 00:34:09.631 --> 00:34:13.666 I CAN GO DOWN ON Y'ALL, OR Y'ALL CAN GO DOWN ON ME. 624 00:34:13.668 --> 00:34:16.369 NO, NO. I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU. I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU. 625 00:34:16.371 --> 00:34:18.803 - NO. - WHAT THE HELL? 626 00:34:18.805 --> 00:34:20.436 I THINK I'LL GO DOWN ON Y'ALL. 627 00:34:20.438 --> 00:34:21.905 WAIT, WHOA! 628 00:34:21.907 --> 00:34:23.240 NO. 629 00:34:23.242 --> 00:34:24.944 [DUKE GROANS] COME ON, PLEASE! 630 00:34:27.245 --> 00:34:30.245 WAIT, WHAT DO WE DO? 631 00:34:30.247 --> 00:34:31.646 HELLO. WHO ARE YOU? 632 00:34:31.648 --> 00:34:33.246 - WHO ARE YOU? - [WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT] 633 00:34:33.248 --> 00:34:34.782 I'M JUAN. THIS IS MY MANSION. 634 00:34:34.784 --> 00:34:38.884 I'M TIFFANY, AND THIS IS REBECCA. 635 00:34:38.886 --> 00:34:42.054 OH, REBECCA, YES, YOU'RE TOM'S HAIR STYLIST. 636 00:34:42.056 --> 00:34:43.388 HAVE WE MET? 637 00:34:43.390 --> 00:34:45.656 NO, BUT I STOPPED IN THE SHOP ONCE. 638 00:34:45.658 --> 00:34:47.590 ISN'T THIS TOM'S MANSION? 639 00:34:47.592 --> 00:34:50.426 ACTUALLY WE'RE... WE'RE ROOMMATES. 640 00:34:50.428 --> 00:34:51.893 ROOMMATES? 641 00:34:51.895 --> 00:34:53.094 SORTA. 642 00:34:53.096 --> 00:34:55.796 LOOK, WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY 643 00:34:55.798 --> 00:34:58.132 JUST LEAVING FOR A COUPLE HOURS? 644 00:34:58.134 --> 00:35:00.867 WE'RE PLANNING A REALLY BIG SURPRISE FOR TOM. 645 00:35:00.869 --> 00:35:02.468 - MMM. - IT'S BIG. 646 00:35:02.470 --> 00:35:04.735 I'D LOVE TO BUT I HAVE A PRESSING ENGAGEMENT. 647 00:35:04.737 --> 00:35:06.204 SHE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 648 00:35:06.206 --> 00:35:09.073 NO, NO, NO THAT'S... IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 649 00:35:09.075 --> 00:35:11.475 [SIGHS] I'M SORRY I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK 650 00:35:11.477 --> 00:35:13.777 YOU GUYS TO LEAVE AND HAVE YOUR SURPRISE ANOTHER TIME. 651 00:35:13.779 --> 00:35:15.244 LOOK, WE'VE PLANNED A BIG DINNER. 652 00:35:15.246 --> 00:35:16.812 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING READY. 653 00:35:16.814 --> 00:35:20.248 IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE AND... 654 00:35:20.250 --> 00:35:22.215 WHERE'S THE FOOD? 655 00:35:22.217 --> 00:35:23.917 - IT'S BEING DELIVERED. - YEAH. 656 00:35:23.919 --> 00:35:26.252 YEAH, I'M SORRY THIS IS... THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. 657 00:35:26.254 --> 00:35:28.553 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TWO TO LEAVE. 658 00:35:28.555 --> 00:35:31.022 OH... JUST... JUST FOR A MINUTE. 659 00:35:31.024 --> 00:35:32.389 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO... 660 00:35:32.391 --> 00:35:33.959 - OH, YEAH, BABY. - NO, UH... 661 00:35:38.730 --> 00:35:40.228 DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TEACH YOU 662 00:35:40.230 --> 00:35:41.763 NOT TO ARGUE WITH WOMEN? 663 00:35:41.765 --> 00:35:43.731 MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO ARGUE WITH WOMEN 664 00:35:43.733 --> 00:35:46.467 THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF. YOU AGREE, RIGHT? 665 00:35:46.469 --> 00:35:48.302 - WHAT? - YOU FEEL IT, TOO. 666 00:35:48.304 --> 00:35:50.136 - YOU DEFINITELY DO. - DEFINITELY DO NOT FEEL THAT. 667 00:35:50.138 --> 00:35:51.303 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - [GASPS] 668 00:35:51.305 --> 00:35:52.938 TOM! 669 00:35:52.940 --> 00:35:54.773 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY. 670 00:35:54.775 --> 00:35:56.274 IS THAT TOM? 671 00:35:56.276 --> 00:35:58.176 NOT UNLESS HE'S IN "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." 672 00:35:58.178 --> 00:35:59.776 IT'S HEATHER. 673 00:35:59.778 --> 00:36:01.878 NO OFFENSE, BUT IS THIS AN ALCOHOL CENTER? 674 00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.580 NO, I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT AND HAVE NEVER PAID FOR SEX. 675 00:36:05.582 --> 00:36:08.950 YOU TWO GOTTA GO. TAKE TOM OUT FOR DINNER. 676 00:36:08.952 --> 00:36:10.517 WE WERE HERE FIRST. 677 00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:12.418 HEATHER BUMPKIN, COME IN. 678 00:36:12.420 --> 00:36:14.353 YOU ARE DELICIOUS. 679 00:36:14.355 --> 00:36:17.890 - THANK YOU. - DARK AS THE DAY IS LONG. 680 00:36:17.892 --> 00:36:20.125 [HEATHER] LET'S ALL HAVE DINNER TOGETHER. 681 00:36:20.127 --> 00:36:21.460 [JUAN] THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 682 00:36:21.462 --> 00:36:22.959 - [WOMEN CLEAR THEIR THROATS] - NO. 683 00:36:22.961 --> 00:36:24.761 SEE, THESE GIRLS ARE COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE. 684 00:36:24.763 --> 00:36:26.595 - YEAH, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 685 00:36:26.597 --> 00:36:27.630 [WOMEN] TOM! 686 00:36:27.632 --> 00:36:29.933 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY. 687 00:36:32.837 --> 00:36:34.901 WHO LET YOU TWO IN HERE? 688 00:36:34.903 --> 00:36:37.603 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - MY MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 689 00:36:37.605 --> 00:36:39.272 RON D, YOU SENT ME A TEXT, 690 00:36:39.274 --> 00:36:41.106 YOU SAID I COULD USE THE MANSION TONIGHT. 691 00:36:41.108 --> 00:36:42.707 NO, I NEVER SAID NOTHING LIKE THAT. 692 00:36:42.709 --> 00:36:44.342 WHAT, ARE YOU ANOTHER ROOMMATE? 693 00:36:44.344 --> 00:36:47.078 OH, THIS IS REBECCA, TOM'S "HAIR STYLIST" FRIEND. 694 00:36:47.080 --> 00:36:49.113 [RON D] OKAY. 695 00:36:49.115 --> 00:36:50.446 HI, I'M TIFFANY. HOW ARE YOU? 696 00:36:50.448 --> 00:36:52.348 - HI, HI. - HI, GOOD. 697 00:36:52.350 --> 00:36:54.016 OKAY, WELL, LOOK, SORRY, THERE'S BEEN SOME TYPE OF MISTAKE, 698 00:36:54.018 --> 00:36:56.051 SO YOU ALL GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 699 00:36:56.053 --> 00:36:57.618 I GOT AN IMPORTANT DATE TONIGHT. 700 00:36:57.620 --> 00:36:59.853 RON D, YOU SAID THAT I COULD HAVE THE MANSION. 701 00:36:59.855 --> 00:37:01.222 - MY MAN, YOU GOTTA GO. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 702 00:37:01.224 --> 00:37:02.689 [TIFFANY GASPS] TOM! 703 00:37:02.691 --> 00:37:05.258 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY, DUMB ASS. 704 00:37:05.260 --> 00:37:08.159 WAIT, HOW DO YOU HAVE HIS KEY? 705 00:37:08.161 --> 00:37:09.728 WHERE IS SUNDAY? 706 00:37:09.730 --> 00:37:12.230 IT WILL BE JUST HERE IF YOU WAIT THREE MORE DAYS. 707 00:37:12.232 --> 00:37:16.599 THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. I NEED TO SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 708 00:37:16.601 --> 00:37:19.868 WAIT A SECOND. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 709 00:37:19.870 --> 00:37:21.035 SHOULD WE CHECK IT OUT? 710 00:37:21.037 --> 00:37:22.540 [MUSIC PLAYING] 711 00:37:27.576 --> 00:37:29.341 SHOULD WE CHECK IT OUT? 712 00:37:29.343 --> 00:37:31.611 WELL, WE COULD GET A COFFEE AND AVOID THE RISK 713 00:37:31.613 --> 00:37:33.043 OF A RACIAL PROFILING CHARGE, 714 00:37:33.045 --> 00:37:35.012 OR WE COULD JUST PATRIOT ACT IT, 715 00:37:35.014 --> 00:37:36.647 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 716 00:37:36.649 --> 00:37:40.516 HMM, YEAH. LOTTA PAPERWORK. 717 00:37:40.518 --> 00:37:43.051 IT'S PROBABLY JUST TAKE OUT. 718 00:37:43.053 --> 00:37:45.187 BUT, UM, LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON THIS PLACE. 719 00:37:45.189 --> 00:37:47.320 - [MAN] WE SAID JAMA'AH... - [WOMAN] THIS IS NOT THE WAY. 720 00:37:47.322 --> 00:37:51.223 WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 721 00:37:51.225 --> 00:37:53.225 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 722 00:37:53.227 --> 00:37:55.830 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 723 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.765 LISTEN, IT IS IMPERATIVE I SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 724 00:38:02.767 --> 00:38:05.201 - WHERE IS SHE? - OKAY, LOOK, DR. ENGLISH? 725 00:38:05.203 --> 00:38:07.737 SUNDAY IS NOT HERE. MAYBE SHE'S WITH J-MAN OR SOMETHING. 726 00:38:07.739 --> 00:38:09.337 - J-MAN? - YEAH, THAT'S LIKE HER... 727 00:38:09.339 --> 00:38:11.573 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 728 00:38:11.575 --> 00:38:13.574 MR. JOHNSON, WHERE IS SUNDAY? 729 00:38:13.576 --> 00:38:15.376 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 730 00:38:15.378 --> 00:38:17.410 - SO, YOU'RE IN ON THIS, TOO? - IN ON WHAT? 731 00:38:17.412 --> 00:38:20.845 RON D, YOU SAID IT WAS COOL FOR ME TO GET THE MANSION TODAY, MAN. 732 00:38:20.847 --> 00:38:24.515 I NEVER SAID THAT. OH, OH, JUST LIKE I SAID IT WAS OKAY FOR JUAN, TOO. 733 00:38:24.517 --> 00:38:26.583 - [JUAN] YOU DID. - I DIDN'T, MAN. 734 00:38:26.585 --> 00:38:29.052 LOOK, RIGHT HERE, SEE? SEE THE TEXT? 735 00:38:29.054 --> 00:38:30.220 TEXTS DON'T LIE. 736 00:38:30.222 --> 00:38:31.587 MAN, I DIDN'T SEND THAT SHIT. 737 00:38:31.589 --> 00:38:33.054 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - WELL, SOMEBODY SENT IT. 738 00:38:33.056 --> 00:38:35.088 - WHO THE HELL SENT IT THEN? - I DON'T KNOW. 739 00:38:35.090 --> 00:38:36.323 OH, SHIT. 740 00:38:36.325 --> 00:38:37.758 YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 741 00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:39.692 UH, UH, OPEN HOUSE. 742 00:38:39.694 --> 00:38:41.195 OPEN HOUSE, MY ASS. 743 00:38:41.197 --> 00:38:43.729 SIT DOWN. 744 00:38:43.731 --> 00:38:46.231 OH, NO. WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 745 00:38:46.233 --> 00:38:48.699 SISTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 746 00:38:48.701 --> 00:38:50.567 YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL IN THAT DRESS. 747 00:38:50.569 --> 00:38:52.335 YOU GOT IT GOING ON, GIRL. 748 00:38:52.337 --> 00:38:54.838 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON WITH YOU PEOPLE, 749 00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:56.804 BUT ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEAVE, 750 00:38:56.806 --> 00:38:59.007 BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 751 00:38:59.009 --> 00:39:00.408 [SUNDAY] WE'RE A PARTY! AH-HA! 752 00:39:00.410 --> 00:39:02.108 [DUKE] ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, COME ON. 753 00:39:02.110 --> 00:39:03.311 OH, HELL, NO. 754 00:39:03.313 --> 00:39:04.980 GET BACK HERE! 755 00:39:06.515 --> 00:39:08.146 WHAT THE FUCK? 756 00:39:08.148 --> 00:39:10.316 I GOTTA CHANGE, MAN. IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT IN HERE. 757 00:39:10.318 --> 00:39:12.349 ALL RIGHT, STAND OVER HERE AND... I'LL DO THAT. 758 00:39:12.351 --> 00:39:14.652 HEY IT LOOKS... IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN. 759 00:39:14.654 --> 00:39:15.754 WAIT A SECOND. 760 00:39:18.889 --> 00:39:20.690 SEE, THEY MUST LIVE HERE. 761 00:39:20.692 --> 00:39:24.325 NO, THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY LIVE HERE. 762 00:39:24.327 --> 00:39:26.626 I BET YOU WOULD THINK I COULDN'T LIVE HERE. 763 00:39:26.628 --> 00:39:29.162 YOU CAN'T. 764 00:39:29.164 --> 00:39:31.797 ALL RIGHT, ONCE MORE AROUND THE BLOCK. 765 00:39:31.799 --> 00:39:32.998 WHO THE HELL JUAN IS? 766 00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:34.633 YOU ALL NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE. 767 00:39:34.635 --> 00:39:36.468 - [TIFFANY] YOU LEAVE... - NO, NO, I WAS HERE... 768 00:39:36.470 --> 00:39:38.305 - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] - [RON D] I'LL GET IT. 769 00:39:56.718 --> 00:39:59.885 WELL, LOOK, SO LISTEN. SO BEFORE YOU START JUDGING 770 00:39:59.887 --> 00:40:02.286 MY WIFE... SHE'S A... 771 00:40:02.288 --> 00:40:03.853 WHERE IS SHE? 772 00:40:03.855 --> 00:40:06.790 SHE'S... SHE'LL BE AT THE BAR. SHE'S OVER THERE... 773 00:40:06.792 --> 00:40:08.624 OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, SHE'S OVER HERE. 774 00:40:08.626 --> 00:40:10.658 SHE'S OVER HERE. 775 00:40:10.660 --> 00:40:14.196 BUT SEE... SHE'S ALSO MY BUSINESS MANAGER. 776 00:40:14.198 --> 00:40:15.997 SO SHE DON'T HEAR NOTHIN' I SAY. 777 00:40:15.999 --> 00:40:18.031 NO SERIOUSLY, IF SHE'S GONNA HEAR NOTHIN' I SAY... 778 00:40:18.033 --> 00:40:19.498 WATCH THIS. 779 00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:24.370 SARAH. BAE. BAE. GO ON, KILL YOURSELF. 780 00:40:24.372 --> 00:40:27.639 BAE, GO KILL YOURSELF, GIRL. GO KILL YOUR DAMN SELF. 781 00:40:27.641 --> 00:40:29.138 - [LAUGHTER] - BAE, BAE! 782 00:40:29.140 --> 00:40:30.607 BAE. 783 00:40:30.609 --> 00:40:32.641 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW] TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW. 784 00:40:32.643 --> 00:40:34.043 BAE! FOR REAL. 785 00:40:34.045 --> 00:40:36.444 HEY. HEY, BAE, I LOVE YOU. 786 00:40:36.446 --> 00:40:39.547 SO WHEN SHE FINALLY HEARD THIS BIT 787 00:40:39.549 --> 00:40:41.814 THAT I WAS CHEATING ON HER, 788 00:40:41.816 --> 00:40:43.617 AND HAVING AN AFFAIR, 789 00:40:43.619 --> 00:40:45.785 SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. LIKE, OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 790 00:40:45.787 --> 00:40:48.787 AND WHAT WAS EVEN FUNNIER, IS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH. 791 00:40:48.789 --> 00:40:50.389 THIS REALLY HAPPENED. 792 00:40:50.391 --> 00:40:53.023 AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SHE SAID, 793 00:40:53.025 --> 00:40:54.890 "BOY, NOBODY WANTS YOUR BROKE ASS." 794 00:40:54.892 --> 00:40:56.661 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 795 00:40:58.329 --> 00:41:00.362 I TRIED TO DO A JOKE. I KILLED THEM. 796 00:41:00.364 --> 00:41:01.697 THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT. 797 00:41:01.699 --> 00:41:03.263 - DESTROYED THEM. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 798 00:41:03.265 --> 00:41:04.832 THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT. THEY WERE, LIKE, 799 00:41:04.834 --> 00:41:07.134 LOVE AND THEY HATED ME ALL IN THE SAME THING. 800 00:41:07.136 --> 00:41:08.201 THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THAT. 801 00:41:08.203 --> 00:41:09.602 OH, THE NEW JOKE? 802 00:41:09.604 --> 00:41:12.104 UM... I WASN'T LISTENING. 803 00:41:12.106 --> 00:41:15.173 WASN'T LISTENING. 804 00:41:15.175 --> 00:41:17.841 OH, OKAY, WE GOTTA GO. I'VE GOT THE CASH. 805 00:41:17.843 --> 00:41:21.276 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I WANT TO SEE THE NEXT ACT. 806 00:41:21.278 --> 00:41:23.111 YOU ARE PERFORMING IN SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW NIGHT, 807 00:41:23.113 --> 00:41:24.813 - REMEMBER? - YEAH. 808 00:41:24.815 --> 00:41:27.315 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO GET UP EARLY... 809 00:41:27.317 --> 00:41:32.152 OKAY, GRAB A DRINK. I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 810 00:41:32.154 --> 00:41:33.688 ALL RIGHT. 811 00:41:37.992 --> 00:41:40.692 I CAN'T BELIEVE EDDIE DIDN'T WIN AN OSCAR FOR "LIFE." 812 00:41:40.694 --> 00:41:42.462 OR "THE KLUMPS." 813 00:41:46.864 --> 00:41:48.867 [PHONE RINGING] 814 00:41:54.103 --> 00:41:55.269 HEY, BAE. 815 00:41:55.271 --> 00:41:58.036 WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU? 816 00:41:58.038 --> 00:42:00.873 UH... NEXT WEEK. 817 00:42:00.875 --> 00:42:02.606 YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT. 818 00:42:02.608 --> 00:42:05.308 I KNOW, OKAY, OKAY. NOW LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 819 00:42:05.310 --> 00:42:06.677 I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU 820 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.279 WHEN I GOT BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO, 821 00:42:08.281 --> 00:42:11.647 BUT IF YOU INSIST... 822 00:42:11.649 --> 00:42:14.016 - I RENTED A MANSION. - MANSION? 823 00:42:14.018 --> 00:42:15.984 [RON D] YEAH. 824 00:42:15.986 --> 00:42:17.819 CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME. 825 00:42:17.821 --> 00:42:19.187 WELL, FIVE MINUTES. 826 00:42:19.189 --> 00:42:21.755 WELL, JUST GIVE ME AN HOUR, OKAY? 827 00:42:21.757 --> 00:42:23.023 OH. 828 00:42:23.025 --> 00:42:24.656 LET ME STRAIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT, 829 00:42:24.658 --> 00:42:26.024 AND I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS. 830 00:42:26.026 --> 00:42:28.760 - [WOMAN] OKAY, DADDY. - THERE YOU GO. 831 00:42:28.762 --> 00:42:32.596 SEE? YOUR NAUGHTY SELF. I'LL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR, OKAY? 832 00:42:32.598 --> 00:42:35.832 OKAY. [GIGGLES] 833 00:42:35.834 --> 00:42:39.768 BAE, BAE, BAE. 834 00:42:39.770 --> 00:42:41.801 DON'T EVEN THINK OF MAKING ME OPEN MY EYES. 835 00:42:41.803 --> 00:42:43.738 I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE COMEDY CLUB, 836 00:42:43.740 --> 00:42:45.572 I LEFT MY JACKET THERE. THEY JUST CALLED. 837 00:42:45.574 --> 00:42:47.674 IDIOT. 838 00:42:47.676 --> 00:42:49.176 MAYBE. 839 00:42:51.245 --> 00:42:53.277 ♪ I'M UP AND IT'S WAY PAST CURFEW ♪ 840 00:42:53.279 --> 00:42:55.413 ♪ WATCH OUT THIS GAME WILL WORK YOU ♪ 841 00:42:55.415 --> 00:42:57.279 ♪ I'M UP IT'S WAY PAST CURFEW ♪ 842 00:42:57.281 --> 00:42:59.883 ♪ YEAH, I'LL ADMIT THAT I'M WRONG ♪ 843 00:42:59.885 --> 00:43:01.784 ♪ BABE, IT'S HARD TO BE ME ♪ 844 00:43:01.786 --> 00:43:03.786 ♪ SOMETIMES I BE DITCHING THE FANS ♪ 845 00:43:03.788 --> 00:43:05.957 ♪ TO RUN AROUND CHASING MY DREAM ♪ 846 00:43:14.728 --> 00:43:17.162 TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT, BRO. 847 00:43:17.164 --> 00:43:18.929 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? 848 00:43:18.931 --> 00:43:20.730 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE, RON D? 849 00:43:20.732 --> 00:43:22.065 - HEY! - SHH. 850 00:43:22.067 --> 00:43:23.432 WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE? 851 00:43:23.434 --> 00:43:26.168 - SHH. - SHH. 852 00:43:26.170 --> 00:43:27.802 HEY, LOOK, YOU THREE GOTTA GET UP OUTTA HERE. 853 00:43:27.804 --> 00:43:29.505 MY GIRL'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE, I NEED TO SET UP. 854 00:43:29.507 --> 00:43:31.471 - YOU KNOW THAT. - [SUNDAY] COMPANY! 855 00:43:31.473 --> 00:43:34.641 HEY, BABE, WE HAVING POKER TODAY, BUT I'M GONNA RESCHEDULE. 856 00:43:34.643 --> 00:43:36.443 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU? 857 00:43:36.445 --> 00:43:38.143 ARE YOU HAVING A POKER MARATHON? 858 00:43:38.145 --> 00:43:40.178 - UH, NO, WE WAS JUST, UH... - NO. 859 00:43:40.180 --> 00:43:43.414 WE JUST KINDA WE CAME BY, YOU KNOW, SAY HELLO. 860 00:43:43.416 --> 00:43:46.382 OH, WELL, IT'S NO BIG DEAL CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE OFF ANYWAY, 861 00:43:46.384 --> 00:43:49.751 SO SEE YA LATER. 862 00:43:49.753 --> 00:43:51.387 - I'LL TEXT YA LATER. - YEAH. 863 00:43:51.389 --> 00:43:53.221 AREN'T YOU GONNA WALK ME TO THE DOOR? 864 00:43:53.223 --> 00:43:55.489 OF COURSE, YES, I'M TAKING YOU THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. 865 00:43:55.491 --> 00:43:56.890 - YEAH, BACK DOOR. - [SUNDAY] BACK DOOR? 866 00:43:56.892 --> 00:43:58.559 HEY, MAN, YOU ALL GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. 867 00:43:58.561 --> 00:44:00.159 YOU GOTTA LEAVE, MAN. YOU GOTTA GO. 868 00:44:00.161 --> 00:44:02.829 I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE, MAN, I HAVE A SURE THING, MAN. 869 00:44:02.831 --> 00:44:04.263 - COME ON, URKEL, YOU DON'T HAVE A SURE THING. - URKEL? 870 00:44:04.265 --> 00:44:06.100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 871 00:44:10.003 --> 00:44:14.936 YOU MIGHT WANNA BE CREMATED BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH REMAINS LEFT TO BURY. 872 00:44:14.938 --> 00:44:18.473 YO, D, IS THIS GIRL THAT FINE? SHE'S THAT HOT? 873 00:44:18.475 --> 00:44:20.475 [DUKE] DO BLACK MEN HANG LIKE ELEPHANTS? 874 00:44:20.477 --> 00:44:22.476 SHE IS HOT. 875 00:44:22.478 --> 00:44:26.578 - [TOM] THERE'S ACTUALLY TWO SPECIES OF ELEPHANTS. - WHAT? 876 00:44:26.580 --> 00:44:29.647 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HER HERE? - HMM. 877 00:44:29.649 --> 00:44:32.983 WAIT A MINUTE, J-MAN, WOULD YOU POSSIBLY CONSIDER 878 00:44:32.985 --> 00:44:36.118 OCCASIONALLY SUBLETTING THIS PLACE TO ME 879 00:44:36.120 --> 00:44:37.419 AND MY ALTER EGO? 880 00:44:37.421 --> 00:44:38.654 YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT, 881 00:44:38.656 --> 00:44:40.556 I'M GONNA GET IN ON THE ACTION, GUYS. 882 00:44:40.558 --> 00:44:42.590 I FEEL A LITTLE ALTER EGO COMING ON MYSELF. 883 00:44:42.592 --> 00:44:44.725 I'M LIKE A SPIDER-MAN. 884 00:44:44.727 --> 00:44:46.560 I'M SURE I CAN TALK TO THE OWNERS ABOUT LEASING THIS PLACE TO US. 885 00:44:46.562 --> 00:44:49.429 YEAH? HOW MUCH FOR... THE THREE OF US? 886 00:44:49.431 --> 00:44:50.895 FOUR. 887 00:44:50.897 --> 00:44:54.798 WHAT? BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ACTION ON THE SIDE. 888 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:56.434 [RON D] WELL, TOM, YOU CAN COME HERE AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE 889 00:44:56.436 --> 00:44:57.769 AND WATCH PORN, YOU KNOW. 890 00:44:57.771 --> 00:44:59.469 YOU HAVEN'T BANGED YOUR BARBER YET? 891 00:44:59.471 --> 00:45:02.972 UH! I'M MARRIED, JUAN. 892 00:45:02.974 --> 00:45:05.575 TO A WOMAN WHO WON'T LET YOU WATCH PORN OR JACK OFF, 893 00:45:05.577 --> 00:45:08.043 AND DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU, NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 894 00:45:08.045 --> 00:45:10.111 TOM, WE'RE... WE'RE ALL MARRIED, MAN. 895 00:45:10.113 --> 00:45:13.213 YEAH, BUT... BUT I DON'T NEED TO. I'M HAPPILY MARRIED. 896 00:45:13.215 --> 00:45:14.313 COME ON, GUYS. 897 00:45:14.315 --> 00:45:16.081 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 898 00:45:16.083 --> 00:45:18.216 WHO? CONTENTLY MARRIED? 899 00:45:18.218 --> 00:45:21.251 OKAY. TOM. 900 00:45:21.253 --> 00:45:23.121 I'M NOT MISERABLE. 901 00:45:23.123 --> 00:45:26.288 WELL, OCCASIONALLY I'M NOT MISERABLE, YOU KNOW. 902 00:45:26.290 --> 00:45:28.756 AND THAT'S MORE THAN MOST MARRIED GUYS CAN SAY. 903 00:45:28.758 --> 00:45:33.194 OKAY, SO THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL STALKING THIS BARBER OF YOURS? 904 00:45:33.196 --> 00:45:35.796 [CHUCKLING] SHE IS WONDERFUL. 905 00:45:35.798 --> 00:45:37.430 UH, AWESOME. 906 00:45:37.432 --> 00:45:39.264 BEAUTIFUL. 907 00:45:39.266 --> 00:45:41.766 YEAH. OKAY, SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 908 00:45:41.768 --> 00:45:45.470 IF THIS WONDERFUL GIRL DECIDES TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE, 909 00:45:45.472 --> 00:45:47.237 WHERE YOU GONNA TAKE HER, TOM? 910 00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:49.072 CAN'T GO HOME. 911 00:45:49.074 --> 00:45:51.443 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT FAR IN ADVANCE. 912 00:46:04.919 --> 00:46:07.786 [WHISTLES] SHE IS A BABE, TOM. 913 00:46:07.788 --> 00:46:10.754 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME WHY I HAD TO DRESS IN ALL BLACK? 914 00:46:10.756 --> 00:46:13.023 SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, TOM? 915 00:46:13.025 --> 00:46:15.592 MY WIFE. I MEAN, I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 916 00:46:15.594 --> 00:46:17.392 YOU'RE LETTING YOUR TORTURED CATHOLIC UPBRINGING 917 00:46:17.394 --> 00:46:19.028 CLOUD YOUR SENSES. 918 00:46:19.030 --> 00:46:21.295 I LOVE THE NEW POPE. YOU KNOW, HE'S SO PROGRESSIVE. 919 00:46:21.297 --> 00:46:23.129 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I WANT YOU TO FOCUS. 920 00:46:23.131 --> 00:46:25.198 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT I SAY 921 00:46:25.200 --> 00:46:26.403 AND DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT. 922 00:46:28.103 --> 00:46:30.103 I WANT YOU TO TELL HER THAT YOUR WIFE 923 00:46:30.105 --> 00:46:32.004 WAS JUST KILLED IN A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT. 924 00:46:32.006 --> 00:46:35.173 I MEAN, BLOOD EVERYWHERE, FIVE CAR PILE UP. 925 00:46:35.175 --> 00:46:36.574 UNBORN BABY IS DEAD. 926 00:46:36.576 --> 00:46:38.207 YOU'VE USED YOUR TEARS TO MASTURBATE 927 00:46:38.209 --> 00:46:40.210 FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS. 928 00:46:40.212 --> 00:46:42.711 WHAT? I CAN'T TELL HER THAT. 929 00:46:42.713 --> 00:46:46.214 WELL, TOM, IT'S EITHER THAT OR YOU WALK IN THERE 930 00:46:46.216 --> 00:46:48.016 YOU TELL HER YOU'RE WITH THE MEN IN BLACK 931 00:46:48.018 --> 00:46:50.751 AND THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE WORLD IS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 932 00:46:50.753 --> 00:46:53.518 UH, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. I CAN'T TELL HER ANY OF THAT STUFF. 933 00:46:53.520 --> 00:46:57.689 IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WERE CRYING. 934 00:46:57.691 --> 00:46:59.191 BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE CRYING. 935 00:46:59.193 --> 00:47:00.490 - [MOANING] - CRY! 936 00:47:00.492 --> 00:47:02.525 - I'M SORRY! - CRY, GODDAMNIT. 937 00:47:02.527 --> 00:47:03.892 SORRY! 938 00:47:03.894 --> 00:47:05.597 THAT WAS YOUR FUN. 939 00:47:12.267 --> 00:47:13.567 [WHISTLES] 940 00:47:13.569 --> 00:47:15.834 ♪ NOW I LOOK IN THAT STORES ♪ 941 00:47:15.836 --> 00:47:17.671 ♪ WHERE THEY ASK WHERE I'M AT ♪ 942 00:47:17.673 --> 00:47:19.237 ♪ NOW I'M WAY TOO FLY ♪ 943 00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:21.540 ♪ AND I AIN'T NEVER GOIN' BACK, GOIN' BACK ♪ 944 00:47:21.542 --> 00:47:22.840 WHAT'S UP, TOM? 945 00:47:22.842 --> 00:47:25.742 YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, DO YOU? 946 00:47:25.744 --> 00:47:28.045 WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY? 947 00:47:28.047 --> 00:47:32.414 MY WIFE... SHE WAS KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 948 00:47:32.416 --> 00:47:33.551 [RAZOR BUZZES] 949 00:47:35.786 --> 00:47:38.051 OH, MY GOD. 950 00:47:38.053 --> 00:47:40.421 OH, MY GOD, TOM. 951 00:47:40.423 --> 00:47:44.092 TOM, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, I PROMISE. I'M SO SORRY. 952 00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:59.467 CAN YOU FEEL THE SENSUALITY OF THE MUSIC? 953 00:47:59.469 --> 00:48:01.772 LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOUR BODY. 954 00:48:03.671 --> 00:48:05.104 NOW CONNECT AND SAY LOVERS. 955 00:48:05.106 --> 00:48:07.005 JUAN! JUAN, I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. 956 00:48:07.007 --> 00:48:09.007 CONGRATULATIONS. 957 00:48:09.009 --> 00:48:10.341 WELL, WHAT I DO NOW? 958 00:48:10.343 --> 00:48:12.343 TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE. 959 00:48:12.345 --> 00:48:14.577 OH, RIGHT. 960 00:48:14.579 --> 00:48:16.914 BUT THEN WHAT? 961 00:48:16.916 --> 00:48:19.015 TOM, IS THE MANSION SET UP? 962 00:48:19.017 --> 00:48:21.586 - IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE THERE. - OH, RIGHT! RIGHT! 963 00:48:24.487 --> 00:48:26.822 - SORRY ABOUT TOM. - WHO? 964 00:48:48.538 --> 00:48:49.570 HONEY? 965 00:48:49.572 --> 00:48:50.671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 966 00:48:50.673 --> 00:48:53.406 HEY. 967 00:48:53.408 --> 00:48:54.840 WHERE'S MY PORTRAIT? 968 00:48:54.842 --> 00:48:57.043 WELL, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT IT CRACKED 969 00:48:57.045 --> 00:48:59.011 AND I TOOK IT TO THE FRAMERS. 970 00:48:59.013 --> 00:49:00.511 WHY? 971 00:49:00.513 --> 00:49:02.847 UM... I WAS TRYING TO KILL A PANTRY MOTH, 972 00:49:02.849 --> 00:49:04.215 AND IT FELL AND CRACKED. 973 00:49:04.217 --> 00:49:06.018 A PANTRY MOTH? 974 00:49:11.255 --> 00:49:12.987 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 975 00:49:12.989 --> 00:49:15.322 I CAN'T HAVE PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS ON THE CARPET. 976 00:49:15.324 --> 00:49:19.059 I ALREADY VACUUMED. 977 00:49:19.061 --> 00:49:21.326 THAT'S IT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FUMIGATE. 978 00:49:21.328 --> 00:49:22.862 FOR PIECES OF GLASS? 979 00:49:22.864 --> 00:49:25.062 NO, PANTRY MOTHS. 980 00:49:25.064 --> 00:49:26.698 IT WAS JUST ONE MOTH. 981 00:49:26.700 --> 00:49:28.702 IT WAS JUST ONE THAT YOU SAW. 982 00:49:34.138 --> 00:49:36.838 I GOT SOME EMAILS TO CHECK, THEN I'M GONNA GO TO BED. 983 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.638 OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD. 984 00:49:38.640 --> 00:49:41.676 I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE READING, AND GO FOR A WALK. 985 00:49:41.678 --> 00:49:43.343 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? 986 00:49:43.345 --> 00:49:45.514 - GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. - GOOD NIGHT. 987 00:50:15.568 --> 00:50:17.334 [DOOR SHUTS] 988 00:50:17.336 --> 00:50:19.569 - WHAT'S THAT? - MMM. 989 00:50:19.571 --> 00:50:21.237 [GROANS] 990 00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:22.538 - [SIGHS] - WHAT? 991 00:50:22.540 --> 00:50:24.205 I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE. 992 00:50:24.207 --> 00:50:25.307 YOU DO? OKAY. 993 00:50:25.309 --> 00:50:27.108 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 994 00:50:27.110 --> 00:50:28.379 [DUKE GRUNTS] 995 00:50:32.213 --> 00:50:36.014 - HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 996 00:50:36.016 --> 00:50:37.681 I GOT A DATE TONIGHT. I HAD TO GET MY STUFF SET UP. 997 00:50:37.683 --> 00:50:40.317 - OH, NO! WHAT? - WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 998 00:50:40.319 --> 00:50:43.354 BECAUSE I GOT A DATE RIGHT NOW. MY STUFF IS ALREADY SET UP. 999 00:50:43.356 --> 00:50:46.522 DAMN. BUT I GOT A SURE THING. COME ON, YOU CAN'T HOOK ME UP? 1000 00:50:46.524 --> 00:50:48.457 OKAY, MY CLOTHES ARE DOWNSTAIRS. MEET ME DOWN THERE 1001 00:50:48.459 --> 00:50:50.161 - AND I GET DRESSED, OKAY? - ALL RIGHT. 1002 00:50:54.029 --> 00:50:56.696 - GREAT SEEING YOU, RON. - OH, IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU TOO, TOM. 1003 00:50:56.698 --> 00:50:58.932 THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME STRAIGHTEN UP AROUND HERE. 1004 00:50:58.934 --> 00:51:01.632 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. - YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1005 00:51:01.634 --> 00:51:04.968 - HEY! HEY, HEY, BABE. - HEY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ARMS OFF OF ME, 1006 00:51:04.970 --> 00:51:07.337 - I'M GONNA RIP IT OFF. - SORRY! 1007 00:51:07.339 --> 00:51:09.639 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, 1008 00:51:09.641 --> 00:51:13.475 BUT IF I GET HOME AND DUKE'S NOT THERE ASLEEP, 1009 00:51:13.477 --> 00:51:17.311 I'M GONNA COME BACK HERE, AND I'M GONNA FUCK SOMEBODY UP. 1010 00:51:17.313 --> 00:51:18.678 OKAY, SEE YA. 1011 00:51:18.680 --> 00:51:22.814 HEY, WAIT. DON'T RUN! 1012 00:51:22.816 --> 00:51:25.951 - [GIGGLING] - MMM. 1013 00:51:25.953 --> 00:51:28.219 - DO YOU WANT TO GO SWIM? - HMM? 1014 00:51:28.221 --> 00:51:30.588 OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEDROOM? 1015 00:51:30.590 --> 00:51:32.789 HEY, WHY DON'T WE START IN THE BEDROOM, 1016 00:51:32.791 --> 00:51:34.857 COME BACK AND GET IN THE JACUZZI. 1017 00:51:34.859 --> 00:51:36.925 WE GONNA DO IT IN THE OVEN. HEY, WE GONNA DO IT EVERYWHERE. 1018 00:51:36.927 --> 00:51:38.626 OH, IT'S GONNA BE A PLEASURE TO. 1019 00:51:38.628 --> 00:51:40.927 THAT'S RIGHT. WE'LL EVEN DO IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 1020 00:51:40.929 --> 00:51:42.663 HEY, WE GONNA GET DIRTY TONIGHT. 1021 00:51:42.665 --> 00:51:44.631 - OH, COME ON, SERIOUSLY. - WE'LL GET DIRTY. 1022 00:51:44.633 --> 00:51:47.867 THERE I GOT IT. 1023 00:51:47.869 --> 00:51:51.269 NOW YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING. 1024 00:51:51.271 --> 00:51:55.204 THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 1025 00:51:55.206 --> 00:51:57.941 WHY DO I HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE? I OWN THE PLACE, 1026 00:51:57.943 --> 00:51:59.908 DON'T FORGET YOUR MOMMY'S LASAGNA ON THE WAY HOME, 1027 00:51:59.910 --> 00:52:00.909 - OKAY, DEAR? - OKAY, DAD. 1028 00:52:00.911 --> 00:52:03.313 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1029 00:52:10.785 --> 00:52:12.318 WHAT'S WRONG? 1030 00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:14.987 I WAS REALLY HOPING REBECCA WOULD BE HERE. 1031 00:52:14.989 --> 00:52:17.088 YOU JUST MISSED HER. 1032 00:52:17.090 --> 00:52:20.357 WELL, WITH MY LUCK LATELY I'M NOT SURPRISED. 1033 00:52:20.359 --> 00:52:25.160 TOM. 1034 00:52:25.162 --> 00:52:28.262 I'M DONE PRACTICING IN A BIT. DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT? 1035 00:52:28.264 --> 00:52:31.199 WELL, YOU PROBABLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. 1036 00:52:31.201 --> 00:52:33.870 NO, I INSIST. 1037 00:52:43.409 --> 00:52:45.809 THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE. 1038 00:52:45.811 --> 00:52:48.143 GLAD TO HELP. 1039 00:52:48.145 --> 00:52:50.812 I HOPE THIS DOESN'T SCREW UP ANYTHING BETWEEN YOU AND REBECCA. 1040 00:52:50.814 --> 00:52:53.615 OH, NO, SHE'S... SHE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING THAT GETS ME 1041 00:52:53.617 --> 00:52:55.349 THROUGH THIS MOURNING PERIOD. 1042 00:52:55.351 --> 00:52:58.951 SHE'S SO UNDERSTANDING. 1043 00:52:58.953 --> 00:53:00.886 SHE'S AN ANGEL. 1044 00:53:00.888 --> 00:53:03.755 BUT... BUT I... BUT I DON'T THINK... I DON'T... I DON'T THINK 1045 00:53:03.757 --> 00:53:07.292 YOU SHOULD SAY ANYTHING TO HER. 1046 00:53:07.294 --> 00:53:08.328 I AGREE. 1047 00:53:09.662 --> 00:53:11.394 NOTHING. 1048 00:53:11.396 --> 00:53:12.962 WELL, I'LL JUST TAKE DOWN YOUR NUMBER. 1049 00:53:12.964 --> 00:53:14.429 I CUT MEN'S HAIR RIGHT NOW. 1050 00:53:14.431 --> 00:53:16.465 I'M SURE DOGS WOULD LIKE THE SAME THING, RIGHT? 1051 00:53:16.467 --> 00:53:19.099 [WOMAN] YUP, THIS IS PRETTY EASY. 1052 00:53:19.101 --> 00:53:20.603 I'M SORRY, ONE SECOND. 1053 00:53:24.305 --> 00:53:25.907 MOTHERFUCKER. 1054 00:53:37.782 --> 00:53:40.181 I JUST SAW KATE. 1055 00:53:40.183 --> 00:53:42.717 TOM'S WIFE. 1056 00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:44.485 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. SHE'S DEAD. 1057 00:53:44.487 --> 00:53:46.786 NO, NO, NO. I AM REALLY, REALLY GOOD WITH FACES, 1058 00:53:46.788 --> 00:53:48.489 AND IT WAS HER. 1059 00:53:48.491 --> 00:53:51.791 YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THAT ONE PHOTO OF HER ON THE NIGHTSTAND. 1060 00:53:51.793 --> 00:53:53.724 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PHOTO? 1061 00:53:53.726 --> 00:53:55.826 YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 1062 00:53:55.828 --> 00:54:00.330 YEAH, YOU SAID, UH, HE WRAPPED IT IN A BLACK RIBBON? 1063 00:54:00.332 --> 00:54:02.232 I GOT A PICTURE OF HER LICENSE PLATE. 1064 00:54:02.234 --> 00:54:04.566 WHAT? DO YOU KNOW A GUY? 1065 00:54:04.568 --> 00:54:06.068 I GOT A GUY AT DMV. 1066 00:54:06.070 --> 00:54:07.904 I'M GONNA HAVE HIM RUN IT FOR US. 1067 00:54:12.107 --> 00:54:13.406 [MAN ON PHONE] SO I SLAM DUNKED IT AND WE WON THE GAME. 1068 00:54:13.408 --> 00:54:15.407 - NO WAY! - [MAN ON PHONE] YEAH. 1069 00:54:15.409 --> 00:54:17.208 THAT'S AWESOME. 1070 00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:19.576 [MAN ON PHONE] WELL, I... I GUESS I'M KINDA AWESOME. 1071 00:54:19.578 --> 00:54:22.212 SO, PAUL, YOU GOT A NAME FOR ME? 1072 00:54:22.214 --> 00:54:23.713 [MAN ON PHONE] KATE WHITE. 1073 00:54:23.715 --> 00:54:26.482 KATE WHITE. GOT IT. 1074 00:54:26.484 --> 00:54:28.484 THANKS, DOLL. 1075 00:54:28.486 --> 00:54:31.452 WHAT A SICK FUCKING BASTARD! 1076 00:54:31.454 --> 00:54:33.421 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO ME. 1077 00:54:33.423 --> 00:54:36.891 I MEAN... I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THIS TO YOU. 1078 00:54:36.893 --> 00:54:38.894 YOU BEING MY BEST FRIEND. 1079 00:54:42.762 --> 00:54:47.297 HE IS GOING TO SO WISH HE NEVER MET ME. 1080 00:54:47.299 --> 00:54:49.733 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNING, COUNT ME IN. 1081 00:54:49.735 --> 00:54:50.900 NOBODY DOES THIS TO ME. 1082 00:54:50.902 --> 00:54:53.537 I MEAN, TO MY FRIENDS. 1083 00:55:07.380 --> 00:55:10.248 - YES? - HI. I'M REBECCA. 1084 00:55:10.250 --> 00:55:11.582 AND I'M TIFFANY. 1085 00:55:11.584 --> 00:55:14.084 WE'RE TOM'S FRIENDS. 1086 00:55:14.086 --> 00:55:18.153 REALLY? HE NEVER MENTIONED YOU TWO BEFORE. 1087 00:55:18.155 --> 00:55:22.255 YEAH, MAYBE FRIEND ISN'T THE RIGHT WORD. 1088 00:55:22.257 --> 00:55:23.726 MAY I COME IN? 1089 00:55:34.634 --> 00:55:36.199 LOVERS! 1090 00:55:36.201 --> 00:55:38.235 HE TOLD ME YOU WERE DEAD. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 1091 00:55:38.237 --> 00:55:41.804 - YOU DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. - SAME. I JUST FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 1092 00:55:41.806 --> 00:55:43.706 HE CAME IN CRYING AND THEN... 1093 00:55:43.708 --> 00:55:46.374 NEXT THING I KNOW WE WERE IN BED. 1094 00:55:46.376 --> 00:55:48.708 YEAH, ME, TOO. 1095 00:55:48.710 --> 00:55:50.945 HE HAS A PICTURE OF YOU ON A MANTLE. 1096 00:55:50.947 --> 00:55:53.946 - MY PHOTO? - DRAPED IN BLACK SILK. 1097 00:55:53.948 --> 00:55:56.347 - WHERE'S MY PHOTO? - IT'S AT THE MANSION. 1098 00:55:56.349 --> 00:55:57.382 WHAT MANSION? 1099 00:55:57.384 --> 00:55:59.183 WHERE'S THE MANSION? 1100 00:55:59.185 --> 00:56:00.984 - IT'S... - NEVER MIND. 1101 00:56:00.986 --> 00:56:03.119 I'M GONNA PUT HIS BALLS IN A MEAT GRINDER. 1102 00:56:03.121 --> 00:56:05.554 WE WANNA HELP. 1103 00:56:05.556 --> 00:56:07.121 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1104 00:56:07.123 --> 00:56:08.556 LET ME THINK. 1105 00:56:08.558 --> 00:56:09.590 OKAY. 1106 00:56:09.592 --> 00:56:12.026 HE WANTS ME DEAD, HUH? 1107 00:56:12.028 --> 00:56:14.060 OKAY, I'LL GIVE HIM DEAD. 1108 00:56:14.062 --> 00:56:15.529 WHERE'S THIS MANSION? 1109 00:56:15.531 --> 00:56:19.097 [GASPING] I KNOW WHERE THE BEDROOM IS. 1110 00:56:19.099 --> 00:56:20.535 WHAT? I DO. 1111 00:56:22.268 --> 00:56:24.138 HEY, DAD. 1112 00:56:27.707 --> 00:56:29.438 TOM. 1113 00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:32.073 JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE. 1114 00:56:32.075 --> 00:56:33.274 HOW ARE YOU? 1115 00:56:33.276 --> 00:56:35.042 GOOD, YOU? 1116 00:56:35.044 --> 00:56:38.545 YOU KNOW, TIFFANY TOLD ME ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU. 1117 00:56:38.547 --> 00:56:40.080 YOUR LITTLE RENDEZVOUS. 1118 00:56:40.082 --> 00:56:41.614 [TOM] SHE DID? 1119 00:56:41.616 --> 00:56:45.450 IT'S OKAY. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 1120 00:56:45.452 --> 00:56:49.786 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THINKING THAT, YOU KNOW, 1121 00:56:49.788 --> 00:56:53.457 HER AND I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TOGETHER. 1122 00:56:53.459 --> 00:56:56.358 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 1123 00:56:56.360 --> 00:56:58.193 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH TWO WOMEN, TOM? 1124 00:56:58.195 --> 00:56:59.660 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1125 00:56:59.662 --> 00:57:01.962 I MEAN, I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY A FEW TIMES, 1126 00:57:01.964 --> 00:57:05.263 BUT THAT WAS BACK WHEN MY WIFE WAS ALIVE AND... 1127 00:57:05.265 --> 00:57:07.100 - MM-HMM - AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER. 1128 00:57:07.102 --> 00:57:08.368 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 1129 00:57:08.370 --> 00:57:09.768 SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE. 1130 00:57:09.770 --> 00:57:12.569 SO TONIGHT? 1131 00:57:12.571 --> 00:57:14.437 YEAH, TONIGHT? YEAH. 1132 00:57:14.439 --> 00:57:15.739 DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU? 1133 00:57:15.741 --> 00:57:18.240 SURE. 1134 00:57:18.242 --> 00:57:21.442 I WOULD BRING LOTS OF PROTECTION. 1135 00:57:21.444 --> 00:57:23.080 SEE YOU TONIGHT THEN. 1136 00:57:31.452 --> 00:57:33.754 SO, THIS IS THE LOVE SHACK. 1137 00:57:41.660 --> 00:57:42.824 APPARENTLY. 1138 00:57:42.826 --> 00:57:44.327 THAT IS NOT MY SHADE. 1139 00:57:44.329 --> 00:57:45.993 HOW MANY WOMEN IS HE SLEEPING WITH? 1140 00:57:45.995 --> 00:57:47.895 - [MAN] BABY, YOU GO! - [WOMAN GIGGLING] 1141 00:57:47.897 --> 00:57:52.499 - UH! - WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SUCH A BIG MANSION. 1142 00:57:52.501 --> 00:57:54.400 AND I THOUGHT MY NEIGHBORS WERE ANNOYING. 1143 00:57:54.402 --> 00:57:56.869 LOOK, LET'S JUST CARRY ON WITH THE PLAN, 1144 00:57:56.871 --> 00:57:59.206 CASANOVA COULD SHOW UP EARLY. 1145 00:58:06.678 --> 00:58:10.746 - KATE. - IT'S OKAY, I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 1146 00:58:10.748 --> 00:58:12.580 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET IN POSITION. 1147 00:58:12.582 --> 00:58:15.581 GOOD. AND WE'RE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES FROM BEING SET UP. 1148 00:58:15.583 --> 00:58:16.983 WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING? 1149 00:58:16.985 --> 00:58:19.252 [LAUGHING] WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1150 00:58:19.254 --> 00:58:21.721 HERE ARE THE FAKE BLOOD POCKETS. 1151 00:58:21.723 --> 00:58:24.322 UH, IT'S IN A CONDOM. 1152 00:58:24.324 --> 00:58:26.156 GOD, WAS SHE ON HER PERIOD? 1153 00:58:26.158 --> 00:58:28.359 UGH! 1154 00:58:28.361 --> 00:58:31.927 LOOK, WHEN I START SHOOTING, SLAP IT ON YOUR CHEST, AND THEY'LL BURST OPEN. 1155 00:58:31.929 --> 00:58:35.197 [WHIMPERING] BUT IT'S IN A CONDOM, AND I'M WEARING COCO CHANEL. 1156 00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:37.999 - I'LL PAY FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING. - [SIGHING] 1157 00:58:38.001 --> 00:58:42.835 OKAY. I'M GONNA COME IN AND I'M GONNA YELL, "I HAVE A GUN." 1158 00:58:42.837 --> 00:58:44.903 AND THEN YOU GUYS GET THE BLOOD PACKS READY. 1159 00:58:44.905 --> 00:58:46.407 - OKAY, GOT IT. - OKAY, GOT IT. 1160 00:58:49.041 --> 00:58:51.742 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? DID SHE SAY SHE HAS A GUN? 1161 00:58:51.744 --> 00:58:54.078 - WHO'S SHE? - HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 1162 00:58:54.080 --> 00:58:56.478 I DON'T KNOW. ALL I KNOW THIS MANSION IS JINXED. 1163 00:58:56.480 --> 00:58:59.948 - [MONDAY GASPING] - FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO HIDE IN HERE. 1164 00:58:59.950 --> 00:59:01.152 [MONDAY] OKAY! 1165 00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:06.387 WHAT'S GOING ON, HONEY CHILD? 1166 00:59:06.389 --> 00:59:08.087 I'M LISTENING. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 1167 00:59:08.089 --> 00:59:11.023 THEY'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT. WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 1168 00:59:11.025 --> 00:59:14.391 - THE POLICE? REALLY? - YES, THE POLICE. 1169 00:59:14.393 --> 00:59:17.896 OH, THIS IS REBECCA, THIS IS TOM'S "HAIR STYLIST" FRIEND. 1170 00:59:19.064 --> 00:59:20.564 HI, I'M TIFFANY. HOW ARE YOU? 1171 00:59:20.566 --> 00:59:22.364 - HI, HI. - HI, GOOD. 1172 00:59:22.366 --> 00:59:24.400 LOOK, SORRY, THERE'S BEEN SOME TYPE OF MISTAKE, 1173 00:59:24.402 --> 00:59:26.468 SO YOU ALL GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN. 1174 00:59:26.470 --> 00:59:27.836 I GOT AN IMPORTANT DATE TONIGHT. 1175 00:59:27.838 --> 00:59:29.969 RON D, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE MANSION. 1176 00:59:29.971 --> 00:59:31.338 - MY MAN, YOU GOTTA GO. - [DOORBELL RINGS] 1177 00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:32.739 [TIFFANY GASPS] TOM! 1178 00:59:32.741 --> 00:59:35.140 - HE HAS A KEY. - I HAVE HIS KEY, DUMB ASS. 1179 00:59:35.142 --> 00:59:36.710 WAIT, HOW DO YOU HAVE HIS KEY? 1180 00:59:37.978 --> 00:59:40.210 WHERE IS SUNDAY? 1181 00:59:40.212 --> 00:59:42.716 OKAY, LET'S FORGET IT. WE'RE NOT GONNA CALL THE POLICE. 1182 00:59:44.416 --> 00:59:46.983 WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT DR. ENGLISH? 1183 00:59:46.985 --> 00:59:48.250 - DR. WHO? - DR. ENGLISH. 1184 00:59:48.252 --> 00:59:50.321 WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1185 00:59:54.490 --> 00:59:56.956 LISTEN, IT IS IMPERATIVE I SEE SUNDAY IMMEDIATELY. 1186 00:59:56.958 --> 00:59:59.290 - WHERE IS SHE? - OKAY, LOOK, DR. ENGLISH? 1187 00:59:59.292 --> 01:00:02.025 SUNDAY IS NOT HERE. MAYBE SHE'S WITH J-MAN OR SOMETHING. 1188 01:00:02.027 --> 01:00:03.360 J-MAN? 1189 01:00:03.362 --> 01:00:06.129 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 1190 01:00:06.131 --> 01:00:07.864 MR. JOHNSON, WHERE IS SUNDAY? 1191 01:00:07.866 --> 01:00:09.565 SHE'S UPSTAIRS. 1192 01:00:09.567 --> 01:00:11.633 - SO, YOU'RE IN ON THIS, TOO? - IN ON WHAT? 1193 01:00:11.635 --> 01:00:15.069 RON D, YOU SAID IT WAS COOL FOR ME TO GET THE MANSION TODAY, MAN. 1194 01:00:15.071 --> 01:00:16.638 I NEVER SAID THAT. OH, OH, JUST LIKE I SAID 1195 01:00:16.640 --> 01:00:18.706 IT WAS OKAY FOR JUAN TO DO THAT, TOO, HUH? 1196 01:00:18.708 --> 01:00:20.906 - [JUAN] YOU DID. - I DIDN'T, MAN. 1197 01:00:20.908 --> 01:00:23.308 LOOK, RIGHT HERE, SEE? SEE THE TEXT? 1198 01:00:23.310 --> 01:00:24.512 TEXTS DON'T LIE. 1199 01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:30.782 SO, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SO I GOT ONE DATE, RIGHT? 1200 01:00:30.784 --> 01:00:32.351 HUH? 1201 01:00:41.290 --> 01:00:45.358 WELL, WILL WAS RIGHT. GIRLS OF THE WORLD AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE. 1202 01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:47.660 HEY! I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 1203 01:00:47.662 --> 01:00:49.397 I'M OUT. 1204 01:00:53.333 --> 01:00:54.701 [SIGHING] 1205 01:02:15.359 --> 01:02:18.491 - SHE'S UPSTAIRS. - [RON D] SHE'S UPSTAIRS, SO YOU ON THIS, TOO? 1206 01:02:18.493 --> 01:02:21.028 [JUAN] IN ON WHAT, RON D? YOU SAID IT WAS COOL 1207 01:02:21.030 --> 01:02:22.929 FOR ME TO HAVE THE MANSION TODAY, BRO. 1208 01:02:22.931 --> 01:02:24.764 [RON D] I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1209 01:02:24.766 --> 01:02:26.799 LIKE I SAID, JUAN CAN STAY HERE, TOO, HUH? 1210 01:02:26.801 --> 01:02:28.366 - [JUAN] YOU DID! - SEE, LOOK, RIGHT HERE. 1211 01:02:28.368 --> 01:02:29.967 IT'S IN THE TEXT. TEXTS DON'T LIE. 1212 01:02:29.969 --> 01:02:31.635 [RON D] MAN, I DIDN'T SEND THAT SHIT. 1213 01:02:31.637 --> 01:02:34.136 - [JUAN] WHO THE HELL SENT IT? - [RON D] I DON'T KNOW. 1214 01:02:34.138 --> 01:02:36.272 THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE THE WAY. 1215 01:02:36.274 --> 01:02:39.508 COME ON, HE'S A HUMAN BEING. WE CAN'T DO THIS HERE, JAMAAL. 1216 01:02:39.510 --> 01:02:42.143 WAIT A SECOND. WE CAN'T DO THIS. 1217 01:02:42.145 --> 01:02:44.311 - SAMYA, WE SAID JAMA'AH... - THIS IS NOT THE WAY. 1218 01:02:44.313 --> 01:02:45.979 SO WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. 1219 01:02:45.981 --> 01:02:48.248 THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 1220 01:02:48.250 --> 01:02:50.183 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 1221 01:02:50.185 --> 01:02:52.684 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 1222 01:02:52.686 --> 01:02:55.485 I WILL NOT HAVE THIS. 1223 01:02:55.487 --> 01:02:57.288 PLEASE, GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE. 1224 01:02:57.290 --> 01:02:59.091 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1225 01:03:44.123 --> 01:03:45.923 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1226 01:03:45.925 --> 01:03:47.089 ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEONE? 1227 01:03:47.091 --> 01:03:49.326 - NOT REALLY. - NOT REALLY? 1228 01:03:49.328 --> 01:03:50.996 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1229 01:03:53.932 --> 01:03:56.563 BABY, THAT'S MY P.O. 1230 01:03:56.565 --> 01:03:58.899 JUST TELL 'EM I'LL PISS IN THE CUP LATER, 1231 01:03:58.901 --> 01:04:00.901 - BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME. - SHH. 1232 01:04:00.903 --> 01:04:03.036 I JUST HOPE YOU NOT PREGNANT, BECAUSE HOW WOULD I EXPLAIN THAT.? 1233 01:04:03.038 --> 01:04:04.306 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1234 01:04:15.314 --> 01:04:20.048 - SALAM. - SALAM, I'M SORRY, MY SISTER. 1235 01:04:20.050 --> 01:04:22.752 OH, JAMAAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1236 01:04:26.755 --> 01:04:29.654 - WHO IS THIS MAN? - UH, THIS IS RON D. 1237 01:04:29.656 --> 01:04:31.923 RON, MY BROTHER, JAMAAL. 1238 01:04:31.925 --> 01:04:34.091 HEY, MAN. 1239 01:04:34.093 --> 01:04:35.425 HEY. 1240 01:04:35.427 --> 01:04:37.594 YOU MARRIED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION? 1241 01:04:37.596 --> 01:04:39.227 NO, NO, NO! WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 1242 01:04:39.229 --> 01:04:41.964 WHAT? DEFILER! 1243 01:04:41.966 --> 01:04:44.099 COVER YOURSELF, SISTER. 1244 01:04:44.101 --> 01:04:46.633 AND YOU, COME FORWARD! 1245 01:04:46.635 --> 01:04:48.769 LOOK, JAMAAL. IT'S DIFFERENT HERE. 1246 01:04:48.771 --> 01:04:50.769 IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CULTURE. 1247 01:04:50.771 --> 01:04:54.939 UM, RON D'S ACTUALLY MY PARTNER. 1248 01:04:54.941 --> 01:04:57.075 PARTNER! 1249 01:04:57.077 --> 01:04:59.043 DO YOU LIE WITH THIS MAN? 1250 01:04:59.045 --> 01:05:00.980 RON D? 1251 01:05:03.314 --> 01:05:07.048 YOUR SILENCE HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION. 1252 01:05:07.050 --> 01:05:11.085 RON D, YOU MUST CHOOSE TO DO HONOR TO MY FAMILY, 1253 01:05:11.087 --> 01:05:13.053 OR SUFFER THE FATE OF AN INFIDEL. 1254 01:05:13.055 --> 01:05:15.721 THE FATE OF A DEFILER. 1255 01:05:15.723 --> 01:05:18.657 YOU MUST MARRY SAMYA BEFORE JAMAAL. 1256 01:05:18.659 --> 01:05:21.292 BEFORE JAMAAL... WHO THE HELL IS JAMAAL? 1257 01:05:21.294 --> 01:05:22.893 THAT'S FRIDAY. 1258 01:05:22.895 --> 01:05:27.196 OKAY, OKAY, SO WHAT IF I DECIDED TO BE THIS... DEFILER? 1259 01:05:27.198 --> 01:05:31.266 REGRETFULLY YOU BOTH WILL BE STONED TO DEATH. 1260 01:05:31.268 --> 01:05:33.135 YOU HAVE UNTIL JAMA'AH TO DECIDE. 1261 01:05:33.137 --> 01:05:34.768 WAIT, JAMAAL! 1262 01:05:34.770 --> 01:05:37.637 HOLD ON, SO HE'S JAMAAL? SOME OTHER DUDE NAMED JAMAAL? 1263 01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:39.472 - WHAT'S... WHAT'S? - COME ON, THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 1264 01:05:39.474 --> 01:05:41.607 - EVERYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME. - DON'T BE A JERK. 1265 01:05:41.609 --> 01:05:43.442 EVERYTHING IS FUNNY TO ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1266 01:05:43.444 --> 01:05:45.743 [NATALIA] I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE ARRIVING SO SOON. 1267 01:05:45.745 --> 01:05:47.615 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL JAMAAL IS. 1268 01:05:55.120 --> 01:05:57.184 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT MY FAMILY. 1269 01:05:57.186 --> 01:06:00.053 I HAD NO IDEA THEY WOULD BE ARRIVING SO SOON. 1270 01:06:00.055 --> 01:06:01.321 THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY? 1271 01:06:01.323 --> 01:06:02.890 SO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1272 01:06:02.892 --> 01:06:05.025 YOU KNEW THE ADDAMS FAMILY WAS GONNA ATTACK ME, 1273 01:06:05.027 --> 01:06:06.592 AND YOU DIDN'T WANNA WARN ME? 1274 01:06:06.594 --> 01:06:07.893 ADDAM'S FAMILY? 1275 01:06:07.895 --> 01:06:09.460 NOW YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT MY FAMILY? 1276 01:06:09.462 --> 01:06:11.229 OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, 1277 01:06:11.231 --> 01:06:13.530 BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THEY'RE A LITTLE STRANGE, RIGHT? 1278 01:06:13.532 --> 01:06:17.601 STRANGE? WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST NOT WHAT YOU'RE USED TO. 1279 01:06:17.603 --> 01:06:20.436 WHAT I'M USED TO... BAE, YOUR BROTHER THREATENED 1280 01:06:20.438 --> 01:06:22.469 TO STONE US TO DEATH IN THREE DAYS. 1281 01:06:22.471 --> 01:06:24.605 I'M NOT EVEN MAKING THAT UP. I COULDN'T EVEN PUT THAT IN MY STAND-UP. 1282 01:06:24.607 --> 01:06:27.473 LOOK, OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN, LISTEN. 1283 01:06:27.475 --> 01:06:29.075 MY WOMAN AND I ARE GOING THROUGH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM. 1284 01:06:29.077 --> 01:06:31.344 HER FAMILY'S GONNA STONE US TO DEATH IN THREE DAYS, 1285 01:06:31.346 --> 01:06:33.078 AND WE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR. 1286 01:06:33.080 --> 01:06:35.613 WELL, IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1287 01:06:35.615 --> 01:06:37.715 OKAY, BAE, BAE, LISTEN. LISTEN, STONING TO DEATH... 1288 01:06:37.717 --> 01:06:39.717 I'M JUST... I GUESS I'M OUTTA MY LEAGUE. 1289 01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:41.951 SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO? 1290 01:06:41.953 --> 01:06:45.186 WELL, WE NEVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT OUR FUTURE. 1291 01:06:45.188 --> 01:06:48.725 BUT I'VE BEEN FEELING THAT WE ARE HEADING TOWARDS MARRIAGE. 1292 01:06:51.194 --> 01:06:52.925 UNLESS I'M IMAGINING. 1293 01:06:52.927 --> 01:06:55.393 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I LOVE YOU. 1294 01:06:55.395 --> 01:06:58.230 - I REALLY DO. - THEN WHY WE DON'T TELL TO MY FAMILY 1295 01:06:58.232 --> 01:06:59.964 THAT WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED? 1296 01:06:59.966 --> 01:07:01.733 OH, BAE. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1297 01:07:01.735 --> 01:07:05.835 I GUESS THERE'S NO GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THIS AND... 1298 01:07:05.837 --> 01:07:08.171 I AM SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 1299 01:07:08.173 --> 01:07:09.375 [NATALIA] WHAT? 1300 01:07:13.342 --> 01:07:14.544 WHAT? 1301 01:07:15.778 --> 01:07:17.679 ARE YOU MARRIED? 1302 01:07:19.014 --> 01:07:20.913 OH, MY GOD. 1303 01:07:20.915 --> 01:07:24.749 YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, BUT IT'S COMPLICATED. 1304 01:07:24.751 --> 01:07:26.283 COMPLICATED? 1305 01:07:26.285 --> 01:07:28.384 WELL, I'M SORRY TO COMPLICATE YOUR LIFE. 1306 01:07:28.386 --> 01:07:30.520 - NO, NO. - I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1307 01:07:30.522 --> 01:07:32.588 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 1308 01:07:32.590 --> 01:07:34.622 - LOOK AT ME. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 1309 01:07:34.624 --> 01:07:36.824 HEY, LISTEN. FOCUS. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. 1310 01:07:36.826 --> 01:07:38.659 ALL RIGHT? 1311 01:07:38.661 --> 01:07:41.861 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, I REALLY DO, BUT I'M IN A VERY BAD MARRIAGE, 1312 01:07:41.863 --> 01:07:44.163 WHERE UNFORTUNATELY MY WIFE... LOOK AT ME! 1313 01:07:44.165 --> 01:07:45.998 IS MY BUSINESS MANAGER. 1314 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:49.267 SO I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL ON HOW I NOT END MY CAREER, 1315 01:07:49.269 --> 01:07:51.001 BY ENDING THIS MARRIAGE. 1316 01:07:51.003 --> 01:07:52.506 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 1317 01:07:55.006 --> 01:07:59.273 THEN YOU HAVE JUST THREE DAYS OR YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE STONED TO DEATH. 1318 01:07:59.275 --> 01:08:03.146 THEN I'LL SEE HOW THAT COMPLICATION DO TO YOUR CAREER. 1319 01:08:09.516 --> 01:08:12.883 NATALIA. 1320 01:08:12.885 --> 01:08:14.088 LISTEN... 1321 01:08:31.332 --> 01:08:33.165 YOU ALREADY HAVE A NUMBER ONE WIFE. 1322 01:08:33.167 --> 01:08:37.102 THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. 1323 01:08:37.104 --> 01:08:40.937 THE DOWRY FOR A NUMBER ONE WIFE IS A GOLD BULLION 1324 01:08:40.939 --> 01:08:45.408 WORTH VERY MUCH MONEY ON TODAY'S COMEX GOLD INDEX. 1325 01:08:45.410 --> 01:08:50.311 DOWRY FOR NUMBER TWO WIFE, EH, NOT SO GOOD. 1326 01:08:50.313 --> 01:08:53.480 - NUMBER TWO WIFE? - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 1327 01:08:53.482 --> 01:08:56.249 I'M TRYING... I MEAN, ME, YOU AND HER IS A LEGAL THREESOME. 1328 01:08:56.251 --> 01:09:00.118 TO DEATH DO US PART, BAE. I MEAN, JAMAAL, FINISH. 1329 01:09:00.120 --> 01:09:02.987 IN THREE DAYS WE OBSERVE JAMA'AH, 1330 01:09:02.989 --> 01:09:06.490 THEN WE PROCEED WITH A WEDDING OR A STONING. 1331 01:09:06.492 --> 01:09:08.557 THIS WILL BE YOUR DECISION. 1332 01:09:08.559 --> 01:09:11.227 HEY, MAN, GO HOME. BUT NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS, 1333 01:09:11.229 --> 01:09:15.429 SO WHAT IS THE DOWRY FOR A SECOND WIFE? 1334 01:09:15.431 --> 01:09:19.299 I'M JUST ASKING. JAMAAL, THAT'S MY DUDE. 1335 01:09:19.301 --> 01:09:21.667 THE NEXT BOTTOM CAMEL AND 1000 POUNDS 1336 01:09:21.669 --> 01:09:24.736 OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED COTTON SEED FOR YOUR FARM. 1337 01:09:24.738 --> 01:09:27.038 OH, I DON'T HAVE A FARM. I JUST SMOKE IT. 1338 01:09:27.040 --> 01:09:29.306 I DON'T... I DON'T... I DON'T GROW IT, BUT... 1339 01:09:29.308 --> 01:09:34.809 WHY DON'T WE JUST HIT THIS PEACE PIPE AND CALL IT EVEN, MAN. 1340 01:09:34.811 --> 01:09:36.981 [CHANTING] 1341 01:09:47.421 --> 01:09:51.355 SAMYA. 1342 01:09:51.357 --> 01:09:52.990 I'M GOING TO TALK TO RON. 1343 01:09:52.992 --> 01:09:55.692 JAMA'AH IS NOW OVER. YOUR RON D MUST DECIDE. 1344 01:09:55.694 --> 01:09:58.661 I'M GOING TO LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS HE GIVES HIS ANSWER. 1345 01:09:58.663 --> 01:10:00.529 NO NEED. WE ALL GO TOGETHER. 1346 01:10:00.531 --> 01:10:04.966 WELL, NO! WAIT, WAIT. IS THE REASON I GO BY MYSELF. 1347 01:10:04.968 --> 01:10:07.533 YALLA, YALLA, PUT THE STONES IN THE MINIVAN 1348 01:10:07.535 --> 01:10:10.570 AND CALL THE OTHERS. 1349 01:10:10.572 --> 01:10:12.571 HE'S CRAZY. 1350 01:10:12.573 --> 01:10:14.206 - THIS IS NOT THE WAY. - WE SAID JAMA'AH... 1351 01:10:14.208 --> 01:10:15.807 WE GAVE HIM THREE DAYS. 1352 01:10:15.809 --> 01:10:18.175 THAT'S THREE DAYS THAT HE HAS IGNORED US. 1353 01:10:18.177 --> 01:10:20.144 IT IS DISRESPECTFUL AT THIS TIME. 1354 01:10:20.146 --> 01:10:22.612 I KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTANDING OF OUR CULTURE. 1355 01:10:22.614 --> 01:10:23.848 I WILL NOT HAVE THIS. 1356 01:10:25.283 --> 01:10:27.049 PLEASE, GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE. 1357 01:10:27.051 --> 01:10:28.884 WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1358 01:10:28.886 --> 01:10:30.951 - Y'ALL NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE. - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1359 01:10:30.953 --> 01:10:33.186 - NO, NO, NO. - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 1360 01:10:33.188 --> 01:10:36.359 OH, SEE, NOW I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. 1361 01:10:42.329 --> 01:10:44.126 HOW MANY WIVES YOU HAVE? 1362 01:10:44.128 --> 01:10:45.495 THOSE AREN'T MY WIVES. 1363 01:10:45.497 --> 01:10:47.530 BUT YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 1364 01:10:47.532 --> 01:10:49.365 SHE'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. IT'S ALL YOU. 1365 01:10:49.367 --> 01:10:50.566 PUT THE STONES OVER THERE, 1366 01:10:50.568 --> 01:10:51.999 AND BE READY. 1367 01:10:52.001 --> 01:10:54.336 YOU REALLY THROW STONES. 1368 01:10:54.338 --> 01:10:55.868 [CHUCKLING] YOU REALLY THROW STONES. 1369 01:10:55.870 --> 01:10:59.539 IT IS NOW TIME, RON D, FOR YOUR DECISION. 1370 01:10:59.541 --> 01:11:00.609 [SIGHING] 1371 01:11:08.714 --> 01:11:10.113 [SIGHING] 1372 01:11:10.115 --> 01:11:11.948 ALL RIGHT, NATALIA, I LOVE YOU. 1373 01:11:11.950 --> 01:11:13.616 I TRULY DO. 1374 01:11:13.618 --> 01:11:17.184 SO, WILL YOU DO THE HONOR OF BEING MY SECOND WIFE? 1375 01:11:17.186 --> 01:11:18.518 JUST FOR NOW. 1376 01:11:18.520 --> 01:11:20.355 JUST UNTIL YOU CAN BE MY FIRST WIFE. 1377 01:11:20.357 --> 01:11:24.156 AND I PROMISE WHEN YOU CAN, YOU WILL BE. 1378 01:11:24.158 --> 01:11:26.894 ALL RIGHT? COME ON. 1379 01:11:28.195 --> 01:11:29.627 OKAY? 1380 01:11:29.629 --> 01:11:30.996 I PROMISE. 1381 01:11:30.998 --> 01:11:32.032 [NATALIA] OKAY. 1382 01:11:40.437 --> 01:11:42.370 - WELL, WHAT DO WE DO? - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1383 01:11:42.372 --> 01:11:45.805 PRINCE A LITTLE BABA'S GONNA STONE US IF YOU TELL HIM TO LEAVE. 1384 01:11:45.807 --> 01:11:48.841 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1385 01:11:48.843 --> 01:11:50.342 TOM! GO GET THE DOOR! 1386 01:11:50.344 --> 01:11:53.279 THE WAY THIS DAY IS GOING, I DOUBT IT, 1387 01:11:53.281 --> 01:11:55.316 BUT I MIGHT AS WELL CONTINUE MY HOSTESS DUTIES. 1388 01:11:58.717 --> 01:11:59.916 WELL, HELLO, TOM. 1389 01:11:59.918 --> 01:12:01.483 HELLO THERE. 1390 01:12:01.485 --> 01:12:03.352 WELCOME. 1391 01:12:03.354 --> 01:12:05.186 TOM, WELCOME TO THE PARTY. 1392 01:12:05.188 --> 01:12:07.488 WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 1393 01:12:07.490 --> 01:12:09.656 IT'S A PARTY, DUDE. 1394 01:12:09.658 --> 01:12:11.258 A PARTY DUDE? WHO'S THE PARTY DUDE? 1395 01:12:11.260 --> 01:12:12.624 [RON D] YOU'RE THE PARTY DUDE. 1396 01:12:12.626 --> 01:12:15.694 OKAY, WHATEVER, MAN. 1397 01:12:15.696 --> 01:12:19.697 REBECCA, I'M SO SORRY. I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 1398 01:12:19.699 --> 01:12:23.802 IT'S OKAY. I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, TOM. 1399 01:12:35.311 --> 01:12:37.510 YOU SEE THAT? 1400 01:12:37.512 --> 01:12:39.512 YOU MEAN THE BABE OR THE GUN? 1401 01:12:39.514 --> 01:12:41.013 NOW WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE. 1402 01:12:41.015 --> 01:12:42.183 LET'S GO. 1403 01:12:48.853 --> 01:12:51.119 THIS IS CRAZY, MAN. 1404 01:12:51.121 --> 01:12:54.523 - ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? - WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW? 1405 01:12:54.525 --> 01:12:57.023 - WE TOTALLY WORK IN A SALON. - RON D, HE TEXTED ME. 1406 01:12:57.025 --> 01:12:58.793 - HE SAID I WAS GONNA... - [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 1407 01:12:58.795 --> 01:13:00.260 WHOA, WAIT, COME ON NOW. 1408 01:13:00.262 --> 01:13:03.696 WHO'S AT THE DAMN DOOR? RIDICULOUS. 1409 01:13:03.698 --> 01:13:04.796 WHO ARE YOU? 1410 01:13:04.798 --> 01:13:08.933 COUSIN, YOU'RE LATE. 1411 01:13:08.935 --> 01:13:09.937 HOW'S, UH... 1412 01:13:13.439 --> 01:13:14.638 - KATE! - KATE! 1413 01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:15.737 - OH. - KATE? 1414 01:13:15.739 --> 01:13:17.742 OH, SHIT. 1415 01:13:21.311 --> 01:13:24.278 I'M SO SORRY, KATE. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN. 1416 01:13:24.280 --> 01:13:25.612 - [TIFFANY] YEAH. - SORRY. 1417 01:13:25.614 --> 01:13:29.014 SO YOU WANT ME DEAD? 1418 01:13:29.016 --> 01:13:30.749 THIS MAN CHEAT ON YOU? 1419 01:13:30.751 --> 01:13:32.750 YES, BUT IT ALL ENDS NOW. 1420 01:13:32.752 --> 01:13:35.321 PUT GUN DOWN. WE HAVE STONES. 1421 01:13:37.321 --> 01:13:39.322 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 1422 01:13:39.324 --> 01:13:41.523 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH SYMPATHY YOU GET 1423 01:13:41.525 --> 01:13:44.759 FROM TWO DEAD MISTRESSES. 1424 01:13:44.761 --> 01:13:47.894 - [GUNSHOT] - [SCREAMING] 1425 01:13:47.896 --> 01:13:49.730 FREEZE! EVERYONE ON YOUR KNEES. 1426 01:13:49.732 --> 01:13:51.631 HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. 1427 01:13:51.633 --> 01:13:54.734 - YOU, ON YOUR KNEES NOW. - I KNEEL FOR NO MAN. 1428 01:13:54.736 --> 01:13:56.600 I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. 1429 01:13:56.602 --> 01:13:58.302 YOU BETTER BE IMMUNE TO LEAD POISON! 1430 01:13:58.304 --> 01:13:59.670 DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! 1431 01:13:59.672 --> 01:14:02.839 COUSIN, OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN INSULTED. 1432 01:14:02.841 --> 01:14:05.307 - [WOMAN MOANING] - WHAT THE FUCK? STOP THAT. 1433 01:14:05.309 --> 01:14:07.842 I SAID, FUCKING STOP THAT! 1434 01:14:07.844 --> 01:14:10.278 OFFICERS BEING ATTACKED! WE NEED BACKUP! 1435 01:14:10.280 --> 01:14:12.947 - SEND BACKUP! - I SAID FUCKING STOP THAT! 1436 01:14:12.949 --> 01:14:15.450 - I SAID FREEZE! - [GUNSHOT] 1437 01:14:17.386 --> 01:14:21.386 SO I LOOKED AT HER AND I JUST SAID, "FUCK YOU." 1438 01:14:21.388 --> 01:14:22.887 - [WOMAN] OH! - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? 1439 01:14:22.889 --> 01:14:24.155 - [MAN] NOTHING. - WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? 1440 01:14:24.157 --> 01:14:25.389 - [MAN] NOTHING, RIGHT? - IT'S OVER. 1441 01:14:25.391 --> 01:14:27.123 [MAN] IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 1442 01:14:27.125 --> 01:14:29.157 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1443 01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:33.795 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1444 01:14:33.797 --> 01:14:36.163 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1445 01:14:36.165 --> 01:14:38.932 UH, UH. NOBODY ELSE. 1446 01:14:38.934 --> 01:14:41.400 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1447 01:14:41.402 --> 01:14:43.969 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1448 01:14:43.971 --> 01:14:46.771 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1449 01:14:46.773 --> 01:14:48.973 TALK TO 'EM, HAZ. 1450 01:14:48.975 --> 01:14:50.875 ♪ YO, I HAD A THING IN THE PAST ♪ 1451 01:14:50.877 --> 01:14:52.776 ♪ ABOUT TRUSTING WOMEN ♪ 1452 01:14:52.778 --> 01:14:54.942 ♪ THEY STEAL MY HEART FAST WHEN I AIN'T LOOKIN' ♪ 1453 01:14:54.944 --> 01:14:57.378 ♪ GUESS I'M TOO NAIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M TOOKEN ♪ 1454 01:14:57.380 --> 01:15:00.515 ♪ ALL THE TIME ON THE RIDE LEFT SINCE YOU WALKING OUT ♪ 1455 01:15:00.517 --> 01:15:02.581 ♪ GAVE HER MY ALL, SHE WAS DISLOYAL ♪ 1456 01:15:02.583 --> 01:15:05.251 ♪ CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE, WE LET THE MILK SPOIL ♪ 1457 01:15:05.253 --> 01:15:07.887 ♪ SAT OUT TOO LONG, LOVE AND THE THRILLS GONE ♪ 1458 01:15:07.889 --> 01:15:10.454 ♪ TRY TO STEAL MY JOY, BUT I'M STILL STRONG ♪ 1459 01:15:10.456 --> 01:15:12.891 ♪ I'M STILL SHOWING, IT FEELS WRONG ♪ 1460 01:15:12.893 --> 01:15:15.258 ♪ HOLDING ON TO A LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SCORNED ♪ 1461 01:15:15.260 --> 01:15:17.460 ♪ EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOK LIKE SALMA HAYEK IN "DUSK TILL DAWN" ♪ 1462 01:15:17.462 --> 01:15:19.662 HELP! HELP! DISABLED... [SHOUTING] 1463 01:15:19.664 --> 01:15:21.897 OH, GOD. 1464 01:15:21.899 --> 01:15:24.432 THANK YOU, LADIES. YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 1465 01:15:24.434 --> 01:15:27.434 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M OKAY, YEAH. 1466 01:15:27.436 --> 01:15:29.235 I'M OKAY NOW. THANKS. 1467 01:15:29.237 --> 01:15:30.602 ♪ NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1468 01:15:30.604 --> 01:15:33.038 - GOTTA PUT MY LEG DOWN. - ARE YOU SURE? 1469 01:15:33.040 --> 01:15:36.440 I'M ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 1470 01:15:36.442 --> 01:15:38.875 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1471 01:15:38.877 --> 01:15:41.244 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1472 01:15:41.246 --> 01:15:42.645 ♪ YO, WE USED TO CHILL IN THE CRIB ♪ 1473 01:15:42.647 --> 01:15:44.446 ♪ AND JUST WATCH FLICKS ♪ 1474 01:15:44.448 --> 01:15:46.448 ♪ THEN LATER HIT THE MALL, SHOP FOR SOME KICKS ♪ 1475 01:15:46.450 --> 01:15:48.882 ♪ CANDLELIGHT DINNERS, JUST US, WE JUST WANNA KISS ♪ 1476 01:15:48.884 --> 01:15:51.652 ♪ TALK FOR HOURS, ROCKING MARY J., REMINISCE ♪ 1477 01:15:51.654 --> 01:15:54.252 ♪ THAT'S WHEN WE HAD A BOND THAT RULED WITH AN IRON FIST ♪ 1478 01:15:54.254 --> 01:15:56.856 ♪ FELLAS WERE JEALOUS, FOR SURE YOU HAD THE LADIES PISSED ♪ 1479 01:15:56.858 --> 01:15:59.156 ♪ THEY SAID IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GOOD MEN DON'T EXIST ♪ 1480 01:15:59.158 --> 01:16:01.792 ♪ NEVER INSECURE, YOU IGNORED ALL THEM CHICKS ♪ 1481 01:16:01.794 --> 01:16:04.528 ♪ YOU SEE IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, IT WAS NOTHING LESS ♪ 1482 01:16:04.530 --> 01:16:07.130 ♪ PUT OUT YOUR HAND, YOU GOT THE BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS ♪ 1483 01:16:07.132 --> 01:16:09.730 ♪ THE GOOD LIFE, SHE HAD IT ALL, NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ 1484 01:16:09.732 --> 01:16:12.200 ♪ TILL SHE SAT ME DOWN AND SAID SHE HAD TO CONFESS ♪ 1485 01:16:12.202 --> 01:16:14.434 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1486 01:16:14.436 --> 01:16:17.102 ♪ I'll EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1487 01:16:17.104 --> 01:16:20.105 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1488 01:16:20.107 --> 01:16:22.440 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1489 01:16:22.442 --> 01:16:24.809 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1490 01:16:24.811 --> 01:16:27.310 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1491 01:16:27.312 --> 01:16:30.513 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1492 01:16:30.515 --> 01:16:33.081 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1493 01:16:33.083 --> 01:16:35.283 ♪ SHE WAS THE ONE THAT I TRUSTED ♪ 1494 01:16:35.285 --> 01:16:37.718 ♪ WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT SHE WOULD SPREAD LIKE MUSTARD ♪ 1495 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:40.287 ♪ SEE ME WITH MY NEW CHICK, NOW YOU DISGUSTED? ♪ 1496 01:16:40.289 --> 01:16:42.721 ♪ FIX YOUR FACE, YOU WAS THE ONE THAT GOT BUSTED ♪ 1497 01:16:42.723 --> 01:16:44.724 ♪ LEFT ME FOR SOMEBODY THAT YOU KNOW COULDN'T AFFORD YOU ♪ 1498 01:16:44.726 --> 01:16:48.093 - HEY, YO, GIRL, YOU LIKE CAVIAR? - YOU LIKE SIZZLER? 1499 01:16:48.095 --> 01:16:50.293 - ♪ SEX TAPE LEAKED ♪ - TWIZZLERS? 1500 01:16:50.295 --> 01:16:51.795 I'M GONNA BUY YOU A DENNY'S. 1501 01:16:51.797 --> 01:16:54.064 ROLLING FATTIES, SMOKING BLUNTS. 1502 01:16:54.066 --> 01:16:56.032 - MAN, SHE WANTED TO SUCK MY DICK, - BACKWARDS. 1503 01:16:56.034 --> 01:16:57.733 LIKE, DUH-DOOP, DUH-DOOP, DUH-DOOP. 1504 01:16:57.735 --> 01:16:59.902 YEAH, LIKE BENT IT OVER, THOUGH, A FEW TIMES. 1505 01:16:59.904 --> 01:17:01.835 - LIKE JUICY-J? - ANAL. LIKE ANAL. 1506 01:17:01.837 --> 01:17:04.670 FUCK, I WAS GONNA TAKE HER TO THE $1 DISCOUNT STORE, 1507 01:17:04.672 --> 01:17:06.173 BUY HER SOME TRINKETS. 1508 01:17:06.175 --> 01:17:07.373 ♪ I'M GONNA LEARN TO TRUST AGAIN ♪ 1509 01:17:07.375 --> 01:17:09.074 ♪ AND SEE WHAT IT'S GONNA DO ♪ 1510 01:17:09.076 --> 01:17:11.775 - AND THEN? - AND INSERT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER. 1511 01:17:11.777 --> 01:17:14.615 - SOFTLY. - WITH THE ONE DOLLAR CONDOM? 1512 01:17:16.181 --> 01:17:17.581 [DIRECTOR] ACTION! 1513 01:17:17.583 --> 01:17:19.382 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF. 1514 01:17:19.384 --> 01:17:21.584 - YOU GUYS FEEL THE SAME WAY? - UH, NO! 1515 01:17:21.586 --> 01:17:22.884 YEAH, YOU DO. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 1516 01:17:22.886 --> 01:17:24.018 I CAN DEFINITELY SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 1517 01:17:24.020 --> 01:17:25.353 - FUCK YOU. - FUCK YOU. 1518 01:17:25.355 --> 01:17:26.787 IS THAT TOM? 1519 01:17:26.789 --> 01:17:29.956 NOT UNLESS HE'S IN "RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." 1520 01:17:29.958 --> 01:17:31.190 IT'S REBECCA. 1521 01:17:31.192 --> 01:17:32.893 - I'M REBECCA, IDIOT. - FUCK IT! 1522 01:17:32.895 --> 01:17:35.760 HEY, BABE, IF THAT'S ELVIS, YOU'RE SEEING GHOSTS. RUN! 1523 01:17:35.762 --> 01:17:37.061 OR IT'S THOSE SHROOMS I GAVE YOU. 1524 01:17:37.063 --> 01:17:38.362 HEY, BAE, WHILE YOU UP, 1525 01:17:38.364 --> 01:17:39.763 GIVE ME A SUNKIST AND SHAKE IT UP! 1526 01:17:39.765 --> 01:17:40.931 YOU KNOW I LIKE IT FIZZY, GIRL. 1527 01:17:40.933 --> 01:17:42.365 HEY, BAE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1528 01:17:42.367 --> 01:17:43.566 SINCE YOU UP, YOU GOT A MINUTE, 1529 01:17:43.568 --> 01:17:45.001 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO MCDONALD'S? 1530 01:17:45.003 --> 01:17:46.601 BAE, GET THE DOOR! IT'S DOMINO'S! 1531 01:17:46.603 --> 01:17:49.237 SAY, BAE? BAE? WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD 1532 01:17:49.239 --> 01:17:50.772 AND PUT ON THAT BIG BIRD SUIT? 1533 01:17:50.774 --> 01:17:53.773 YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT "SESAME STREET" ROLE PLAY. 1534 01:17:53.775 --> 01:17:56.174 I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT "SESAME STREET." 1535 01:17:56.176 --> 01:17:58.511 [MAN] YEAH, COME BACK DRESSED AS KERMIT THE FROG. 1536 01:17:58.513 --> 01:18:01.616 - NAH, I CAN'T SAY THAT. - [CREW LAUGHING] 1537 01:18:01.618 --> 01:18:05.515 SUBTITLES BY EXPLOSIVESKULL 1538 01:18:05.517 --> 01:18:07.783 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1539 01:18:07.785 --> 01:18:10.652 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1540 01:18:10.654 --> 01:18:12.855 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1541 01:18:12.857 --> 01:18:15.890 ♪ UH, UH, NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1542 01:18:15.892 --> 01:18:17.925 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1543 01:18:17.927 --> 01:18:21.060 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1544 01:18:21.062 --> 01:18:23.662 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1545 01:18:23.664 --> 01:18:25.864 TALK TO 'EM, HAZ. 1546 01:18:25.866 --> 01:18:27.665 ♪ YO, I HAD A THING IN THE PAST ♪ 1547 01:18:27.667 --> 01:18:29.432 ♪ ABOUT TRUSTING WOMEN ♪ 1548 01:18:29.434 --> 01:18:31.869 ♪ THEY STEAL MY HEART FAST WHEN I AIN'T LOOKIN' ♪ 1549 01:18:31.871 --> 01:18:34.237 ♪ GUESS I'M TOO NAIVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M TOOKEN ♪ 1550 01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:37.439 ♪ ALL THE TIME ON THE RIDE LEFT SINCE YOU WALKING OUT ♪ 1551 01:18:37.441 --> 01:18:39.241 ♪ GAVE HER MY ALL, SHE WAS DISLOYAL ♪ 1552 01:18:39.243 --> 01:18:41.875 ♪ CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE, WE LET THE MILK SPOIL ♪ 1553 01:18:41.877 --> 01:18:44.643 ♪ SAT OUT TOO LONG, LOVE AND THE THRILLS GONE ♪ 1554 01:18:44.645 --> 01:18:47.212 ♪ TRY TO STEAL MY JOY, BUT I'M STILL STRONG ♪ 1555 01:18:47.214 --> 01:18:49.647 ♪ I'M STILL SHOWING, IT FEELS WRONG ♪ 1556 01:18:49.649 --> 01:18:52.050 ♪ HOLDING ON TO A LOVE THAT HAS BEEN SCORNED ♪ 1557 01:18:52.052 --> 01:18:55.051 ♪ EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOK LIKE SALMA HAYEK IN "DUSK TILL DAWN" ♪ 1558 01:18:55.053 --> 01:18:57.554 ♪ CONGRATULATE YOURSELF, YOU INSPIRED THIS SONG ♪ 1559 01:18:57.556 --> 01:18:59.589 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? ♪ 1560 01:18:59.591 --> 01:19:02.257 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1561 01:19:02.259 --> 01:19:05.525 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1562 01:19:05.527 --> 01:19:07.728 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1563 01:19:07.730 --> 01:19:10.162 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1564 01:19:10.164 --> 01:19:12.732 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1565 01:19:12.734 --> 01:19:15.901 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1566 01:19:15.903 --> 01:19:17.500 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1567 01:19:17.502 --> 01:19:19.303 ♪ YO, WE USED TO CHILL IN THE CRIB ♪ 1568 01:19:19.305 --> 01:19:21.136 ♪ AND JUST WATCH FLICKS ♪ 1569 01:19:21.138 --> 01:19:23.306 ♪ THEN LATER HIT THE MALL, SHOP FOR SOME KICKS ♪ 1570 01:19:23.308 --> 01:19:25.707 ♪ CANDLELIGHT DINNERS, JUST US, WE JUST WANNA KISS ♪ 1571 01:19:25.709 --> 01:19:28.509 ♪ TALK FOR HOURS, ROCKING MARY J., REMINISCE ♪ 1572 01:19:28.511 --> 01:19:30.911 ♪ THAT'S WHEN WE HAD A BOND THAT RULED WITH AN IRON FIST ♪ 1573 01:19:30.913 --> 01:19:33.513 ♪ FELLAS WERE JEALOUS, FOR SURE YOU HAD THE LADIES PISSED ♪ 1574 01:19:33.515 --> 01:19:36.147 ♪ THEY SAID IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GOOD MEN DON'T EXIST ♪ 1575 01:19:36.149 --> 01:19:38.716 ♪ NEVER INSECURE, YOU IGNORED ALL THEM CHICKS ♪ 1576 01:19:38.718 --> 01:19:41.152 ♪ YOU SEE IT, YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, IT WAS NOTHING LESS ♪ 1577 01:19:41.154 --> 01:19:43.720 ♪ HOLD OUT YOUR HAND, YOU GOT THE BLACK AMERICAN EXPRESS ♪ 1578 01:19:43.722 --> 01:19:45.154 ♪ THE GOOD LIFE, SHE HAD IT ALL ♪ 1579 01:19:45.156 --> 01:19:46.923 ♪ NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ 1580 01:19:46.925 --> 01:19:48.857 ♪ TILL SHE SAT ME DOWN AND SAID SHE HAD TO CONFESS ♪ 1581 01:19:48.859 --> 01:19:50.625 ♪ THAT WAS THE LAST TIME ♪ 1582 01:19:50.627 --> 01:19:53.894 ♪ I'LL EVER TRUST SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 1583 01:19:53.896 --> 01:19:57.130 ♪ I DON'T NEED NOBODY ELSE ♪ 1584 01:19:57.132 --> 01:20:00.132 ♪ NO, NO, NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪ 1585 01:20:00.134 --> 01:20:02.500 ♪ WORD, AS ONE ♪ 1586 01:20:02.502 --> 01:20:03.902 ♪ HAZARDOUS ♪ 1587 01:20:03.904 --> 01:20:05.702 ♪ HAZ ♪ 1588 01:20:05.704 --> 01:20:08.140 ♪ NEW EDITION ♪