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I may have to jerk it
before we even get there.
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Not near me, please. Let me see.
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Who throws a party when his wife
leaves him on their honeymoon?
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Vince does. And why wouldn't he?
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I hope that's what
my next honeymoon's like.
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- Vince.
- Yo. Come in.
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- Hey.
- Your friends are here.
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Really? I didn't think they'd come.
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What?
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Let them wait.
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I just got out of a failed marriage. You're
gonna have to give me at least a few hours.
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Okay. A few.
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Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys!
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- Hey, baby bro.
- Welcome.
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- I told you guys you didn't have to come.
- We were in Paris anyway.
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We wanted to make sure there wasn't
a Natalie Wood-type situation.
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I appreciate it.
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E did hesitate when we asked him
if he would help.
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- Jerk-off. We thought you were alone!
- I was.
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- Where'd you find the hotties?
- It's Ibiza. They found me.
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Come on.
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I like Ibiza, bro.
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- We'll be right back.
- Right back.
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Nobody leaves.
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Except you. You can go.
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- So, what happened?
- Just wasn't working.
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- After nine days?
- Sometimes you just know.
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- We all knew when you were saying, "I do."
- I know. I made a mistake.
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- It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood.
- No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up.
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- Thank you, Turtle.
- All right. So, what now?
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Easy. We're gonna get it annulled.
Trust me, it's all good.
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- And she agrees?
- She said it first.
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I mean, we're lying there looking at each other,
and we didn't have a thing to say.
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- Who does?
- And I'm thinking, "What did I do?"
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And then she said it.
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And then she just left?
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No, we had sex first,
agreed to be friends...
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...went to sleep,
and when I woke up she was gone.
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She left this note.
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- What's it say?
- You're not gonna believe it.
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"I read the script for your next movie.
You're better than this."
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- They're doing another rewrite.
- I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it.
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- It starts shooting next month.
- I know.
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I realized I rushed into marriage
because I'm searching for something.
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Something meaningful.
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I really need to do something different
than anything I've ever done.
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Yeah, me, too, bro.
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Ari says he's got something.
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Ari's retired.
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Isn't he?
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Fax? Fax.
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I can't print, scan or e-mail
because there's no Internet-o.
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I need to get back to civilization.
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Honey, can you take any longer to pack?
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Ari, do not push me,
or I'll change my mind again.
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I wouldn't push her, Dad.
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- Vinnie Chase.
- Ari Gold!
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Vegas odds had your retirement
lasting longer than my marriage.
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Well, good thing that
I bet big against both.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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And you? How'd you get the wife
to let you go back to work?
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Once she realized
that she couldn't understand...
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...what the Real Housewives of Milan
were saying, she begged to go.
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- Ari.
- I'm not going back to work, Vinnie.
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I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood,
but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.
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One of which is to leave my nutsack
in the Mediterranean.
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- I heard that.
- Mm.
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But we're all good.
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Good. I hear you got something for me.
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Something big. My first movie...
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...as studio head and, boom,
I want you to star in it.
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Oh, yeah? How badly?
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What do you mean?
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Because I decided whatever I do next...
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...I also wanna direct.
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- Does he even know how to direct?
- Ari?
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Ari.
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Ari.
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Even if you've never seen
a Vincent Chase movie...
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...chances are you've heard the name.
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The 34-year-old has 15 starring roles on his
resume, including James Cameron's Aquaman...
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...once the all-time box office champ.
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Chase hails from modest roots
in Queens, New York...
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...where he was raised by a single mother,
surrounded by a group of loyal friends.
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Friends who still surround him today.
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We caught up with Chase and his entourage on
the set of his directorial debut, Hyde...
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Who's he calling an entourage?
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Not me. I'm a relative.
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...a modern-day retelling of Robert Louis
Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde.
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A film that some in the industry
are now whispering was too expensive...
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- ...to be put in the hands of a first-timer.
- Shut up.
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- Is that what people are saying?
- This is a big undertaking.
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Well, it's not that big.
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Though the sets are big.
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The sets are big. Enormous, in fact.
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No expense seems to have been spared
in turning Hollywood streets...
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...into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare.
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We wanted to surround Vince
with the best people in the business...
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- ...to make sure he was covered.
- That's Hyde producer Eric Murphy...
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...Chase's longtime manager
and best friend since kindergarten.
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But what exactly were his qualifications
when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?
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I was actually managing a Sbarro's.
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Sbarro's?
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Yeah. The pizza place.
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- This pizza place, in fact.
- Nice pic.
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Chase plucked Murphy away
from a life of spinning pies...
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I am gonna kill my mother.
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...and decided he was equipped...
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...to help guide him through the
treacherous waters of Hollywood.
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- What did everybody else think?
- Heh.
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Well, my agent at the time,
he wasn't too happy.
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His agent at the time was none other
than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...
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...who has since moved on
from the agency business...
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...and is now head of the studio
that is producing Hyde.
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You see it with pro athletes.
You see it with movie stars.
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They wanna share the ride with their friends.
It makes it feel more real for them.
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- Were you okay with this?
- No, I was not okay with it. I hated it.
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I found this kid
off a Mentos commercial.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I was watching TV with the wife,
and I said, "This guy's a star."
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Mentos. The Freshmaker.
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- And you were right.
- I'm that good, Piers.
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It wasn't just Murphy
Gold was forced to deal with.
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There was Sal "Turtle" Assante,
another friend from the neighborhood...
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...who became Vince's driver.
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I like to think
I did more than just drive.
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Yeah, he drove, he parked, he waited.
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He also made a fortune
in a tequila company...
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That's a good line.
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...when Chase helped him gain access
to billionaire Mark Cuban.
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How much did he make?
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He won't say.
It's so annoying.
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And that's Chase's half-brother...
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- Why's he gotta say that?
- I know. He should've said quarter.
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- ...and actor, Johnny Chase.
- Victory!
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You've probably seen him,
he's been in just about everything.
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Melrose Place, Pacific Blue, Law & Order.
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And the recently canceled
animated show, Johnny Bananas.
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I can't believe you did this, Ronald.
I'm so screwed.
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And today, he feels he may have
caught the break of a lifetime...
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...as his younger brother cast him
in what he describes...
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...as "a small but pivotal role" in Hyde.
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You came to Hollywood first?
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- I was the trailblazer.
- And then Vince followed?
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With Turtle. They lived in my house
rent-free for the first year.
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But, as I understand it,
you now live in Vince's house?
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I'm 40 years old and could possibly get
an Oscar nom this year.
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Why the **** would I live
at my baby brother's house?
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I can't believe you cursed at Piers Morgan.
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I can't believe he just said
he might get an Oscar nom.
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I'm just staying there
till my roof gets reshingled.
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So I got the pizza boy,
the brother Fredo and a Turtle.
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Yet, somehow this sort of weird collection
of people, it worked.
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It did. And the truth is, their blind
loyalty to each other is kind of charming.
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Some people say you have
the same character traits.
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I like to think of myself as loyal,
but not blind.
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Yet, many were surprised
when you let Vince direct this movie.
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Many people were surprised when someone
let Mel Gibson direct Braveheart...
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...or Kevin Costner direct Dances with Wolves.
They both won Oscars.
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But they weren't studio heads,
handing ex-clients...
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...directorial debuts at a time
when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year...
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...and without any tentpole franchise
to bolster the hemorrhaging losses.
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Listen, the year ain't over,
and this is a franchise picture.
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- Right, but you are way over budget.
- Where'd you hear that?
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Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's.
You've gotta be worried.
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I don't worry. I just win.
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- I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece, Piers.
- No.
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No. Okay, great.
Well, why don't we turn those cameras off?
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- Is it hot in here?
- No, I'm good.
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I got Ang Lee from the set.
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Hey...
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You okay?
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- I don't usually worry, either.
- What are you worried about?
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- The movie will be great.
- I'm not worried about that.
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I'm worried about telling Ari that we need
more money to finish the movie.
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- Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that?
- Seriously, E.
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- I'll call him tomorrow.
- You said that yesterday.
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- I'll call him.
- Fine.
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- So should we go out tonight?
- Definitely.
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- Yeah. I'm having a great hair day.
- I can't. I have plans.
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- With who?
- You don't know her.
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Does your soon-to-be baby mama know her?
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Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together
for six months.
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- You haven't been with anyone else.
- Like you'd know.
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- Come on. Who's the girl?
- Her name's Melanie.
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- I've been seeing her a few weeks.
- A few weeks?
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Jesus Christ.
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- This guy snuck into another relationship.
- It's not. I'm just having fun.
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Fun is when you forget a girl's name
while you're fucking her.
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No wonder he has no time for business.
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You know, we're almost 35.
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He's almost 60.
I don't have to answer to this shit.
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Fine. Don't.
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Yeah, she must be a pig.
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Definitely.
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- You're amazing.
- You're doing all the work.
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You're doing plenty. Oh.
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Oh, my God. This could be it.
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I'm sorry. I gotta take this.
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- Hello?
- Please tell me you're not still sleeping.
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I've already run five miles
and fucked like an adult film star.
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I'm about to have a baby, asshole.
I thought you were Sloan.
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- Speaking of, you were in my dream last night.
- I hope I wasn't naked.
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Nope, your baby mama gave birth
to Pete Dinklage.
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- You're not related to him, are you?
- Who is that?
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- You got a girl there, E?
- What do you want, Ari?
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Big titties? Tight ass?
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- Give me something I can use in the office.
- I can hear you. You're disgusting.
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- And I have both.
- How do you do it, E?
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I know it's not your looks
or your personality.
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- Ari.
- Just one pic.
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Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me
this morning.
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- She gets headaches.
- Ari!
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- Hey, Thierry.
- Hey.
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- You gonna coach my son's team?
- I don't have time for that shit.
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I love the honesty.
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E!
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When am I gonna see this movie?
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- I was gonna call you to talk about it.
- I don't wanna talk.
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I want to watch a film.
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- It's not ready.
- When will it be?
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Because important people
are starting to wonder.
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Important people meaning me.
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Did I tell you The Jewish Journal named me
"Best-Looking Circumcised Studio Head"?
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- Well, Vince still hasn't finished his cut.
- You've been saying that for a month.
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- Hold on.
- Do you have time for lunch today?
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- No, I can't. I got the doctor.
- Oh.
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That's right. With Sloan.
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Look, I know this is weird...
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- Eric!
- Yeah, uh, listen...
232
00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:07.169
- ...how about Vince and I come and see you?
- See me? Why?
233
00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.600
- Something wrong?
- No, it's all good.
234
00:14:08.760 --> 00:14:12.321
- We're just gonna come by the office. You free?
- For what? What's wrong?
235
00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:14.528
Uh, we need more money. Bye.
236
00:14:15.280 --> 00:14:16.930
Don't hang... Did you hang up on me?
237
00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.441
E, you fucking dwarf cunt!
238
00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:20.840
What's a dwarf cunt, Dad?
239
00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:22.490
I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.
240
00:14:22.640 --> 00:14:25.405
It's a new movie idea I had.
Don't use that word at school.
241
00:14:25.560 --> 00:14:27.562
You were just on a run.
How could you be so angry?
242
00:14:27.760 --> 00:14:30.411
Work is not supposed to make you
this angry anymore, Ari.
243
00:14:30.560 --> 00:14:32.449
- Yeah, Dad.
- I know. I know.
244
00:14:32.640 --> 00:14:34.927
- That was our agreement.
- Yes. I know.
245
00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:36.889
Do we need to make a therapy session
with Dr. Marcus?
246
00:14:37.040 --> 00:14:39.441
- No.
- I think that would be best.
247
00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:41.486
Maybe.
248
00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:44.888
Why are you so scared
to show Ari the movie?
249
00:14:45.040 --> 00:14:46.121
I'm not scared.
250
00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:48.920
- Should at least show him my scenes.
- It's not ready yet...
251
00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.685
...which is why I need E to tell him that
he can't see it until after the screening.
252
00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:54.446
You really won't tell him?
I told him about the money.
253
00:14:54.600 --> 00:14:57.729
- The only thing he'll do is scream at me.
- Oh, fine. I'll tell him.
254
00:14:57.880 --> 00:15:00.087
- Pussy.
- Speaking of which...
255
00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:03.642
- Wait till you see the girls I got lined up tonight.
- I told you I was handling the girls.
256
00:15:03.800 --> 00:15:07.885
I know. But I would like to avoid some of the
nursing home rejects from the last party.
257
00:15:08.040 --> 00:15:11.522
I thought the screening was to get opinions
on the movie, not to get laid.
258
00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:14.485
Everything we do is to also get laid, E.
You know that.
259
00:15:14.680 --> 00:15:16.091
Fuck me.
260
00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:17.890
- Emily Ratajkowski.
- I love her.
261
00:15:18.040 --> 00:15:19.485
- I know her.
- Why wouldn't you?
262
00:15:19.640 --> 00:15:21.483
- Hey, Vince.
- Hey, Emily. How are you?
263
00:15:21.640 --> 00:15:24.644
It's so funny to see you. I just got
an invitation for your screening.
264
00:15:24.800 --> 00:15:25.881
- Really?
- Yeah.
265
00:15:26.040 --> 00:15:27.246
One of mine, obviously.
266
00:15:27.440 --> 00:15:30.011
Whose-ever. This is gonna be
a great fucking screening.
267
00:15:31.520 --> 00:15:32.646
Vince.
268
00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:39.085
Uh, hey, Emily, I gotta run
into this meeting. I'll call you later?
269
00:15:39.240 --> 00:15:41.129
Yeah. Call me.
270
00:15:49.640 --> 00:15:51.404
- You're upset.
- "Upset"?
271
00:15:51.560 --> 00:15:52.925
He means angry.
272
00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:55.924
This is the third time
that you've come to me for more money.
273
00:15:56.080 --> 00:15:57.880
- Ari, listen...
- I was talking to Vince, Eric.
274
00:15:57.960 --> 00:16:01.521
I know they didn't teach you about budgets
in spaghetti and meatballs class.
275
00:16:01.680 --> 00:16:04.490
Vinnie has been on sets before,
so I expected more from him.
276
00:16:04.640 --> 00:16:07.450
- Told you he'd yell at me.
- Yeah, but he's yelling about me.
277
00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:11.366
What'd you spend the money on?
I know it wasn't on Turtle and Craft Services.
278
00:16:11.520 --> 00:16:14.569
- Like the new svelte frame?
- You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.
279
00:16:15.880 --> 00:16:18.360
What did I tell you
when I gave you $100 million?
280
00:16:18.520 --> 00:16:19.567
What'd we tell you?
281
00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:22.320
- You agreed to not go over.
- We told you it wasn't enough.
282
00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:24.283
But you agreed to not go over.
283
00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:26.886
Because you said I couldn't direct
unless we agreed.
284
00:16:27.040 --> 00:16:29.884
It's like when a girl asks
if you wanna bang her hot sister.
285
00:16:30.040 --> 00:16:31.201
Of course you say no.
286
00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:34.170
Neither of you really believes
you mean it, though.
287
00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.802
- What's he doing here? This is bad.
- When you see it, you won't think so.
288
00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:40.088
- He's seen it?
- He's seen a couple of scenes.
289
00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:43.289
- They are powerful.
- Yeah, a few in particular.
290
00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:44.606
When am I gonna see it?
291
00:16:44.760 --> 00:16:46.171
We're having
a friends-and-family screening tonight.
292
00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:48.243
We'll get some feedback,
then show you the cut.
293
00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.681
You're gonna let everyone see it but me.
294
00:16:50.840 --> 00:16:52.330
Ari, you are all that matters.
295
00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.166
- I want it to be perfect when I show it to you.
- I can't just write you a check.
296
00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:59.164
I gotta deal with these
co-financiers in Texas.
297
00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:03.166
Do you know how hard I have worked
to avoid going to Texas?
298
00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:06.847
- You know what they do to Jews in Texas?
- I didn't take an acting fee...
299
00:17:07.040 --> 00:17:08.929
...which you know is more than
the 10 million over budget we are.
300
00:17:09.080 --> 00:17:10.161
You're 15 over.
301
00:17:10.760 --> 00:17:12.091
Really?
302
00:17:13.120 --> 00:17:16.090
Okay, well, I didn't take the fee
because I wanted to direct.
303
00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:18.811
We've known each other for 15 years,
you gotta trust me.
304
00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.360
I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been
killing myself to make this movie great...
305
00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.767
...and I won't stop working
until it is perfect.
306
00:17:24.920 --> 00:17:26.922
I need the money to make it perfect.
307
00:17:27.320 --> 00:17:29.766
So can you get it for me?
308
00:17:36.360 --> 00:17:37.486
- Hey.
- Hey.
309
00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:41.326
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, you're not late. You're on time, as always.
310
00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:43.482
- How you feeling?
- Big.
311
00:17:43.920 --> 00:17:46.161
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.
312
00:17:46.840 --> 00:17:48.808
Did you get my e-mail
about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.
313
00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:51.082
- No, what did he have?
- A girl. Laurie.
314
00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.242
- Oh...
- I sent you a picture.
315
00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:56.246
I think your e-mails are going to my spam.
316
00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:58.084
It's not intentional.
317
00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:00.447
Look. There she is.
318
00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:04.804
Oh, my God. She's beautiful.
319
00:18:04.960 --> 00:18:06.689
Look at those eyes.
320
00:18:08.080 --> 00:18:10.606
Someone named Melanie wants your cock.
321
00:18:11.080 --> 00:18:13.162
- Huh?
- Yeah, it just came up on the screen.
322
00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:15.931
"I want your cock." From Melanie.
323
00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:19.929
- Wow, that's, uh...
- Classy.
324
00:18:20.720 --> 00:18:23.121
Sorry. It's not my business.
325
00:18:23.280 --> 00:18:24.805
- Sloan?
- Coming.
326
00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.327
Okay, let me help you up.
I will be right here.
327
00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:29.687
- Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there.
- Okay.
328
00:18:29.840 --> 00:18:32.525
- This is some bullshit.
- Hey, Tip. How you doing, man?
329
00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:36.241
Man, if I'm gonna have more kids
than albums, I'm doing just damn fine.
330
00:18:36.760 --> 00:18:38.728
- You need to shut the fuck up.
- Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
331
00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:40.800
- Shut your ovaries up.
- So it's my fault.
332
00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:42.520
I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
333
00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:46.162
Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me
in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.
334
00:18:46.320 --> 00:18:47.401
- Hey.
- Hey.
335
00:18:47.600 --> 00:18:50.251
- Bad time?
- No, but you can't text me shit like that.
336
00:18:50.440 --> 00:18:51.566
Shit like what?
337
00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:54.166
- You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day.
- I know.
338
00:18:54.360 --> 00:18:56.010
- But Sloan was looking at my phone.
- Oh.
339
00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:58.401
I didn't realize you were
at the doctor's already.
340
00:18:58.560 --> 00:19:00.927
- Why's she looking at your phone?
- I was showing her a picture...
341
00:19:01.080 --> 00:19:02.605
...of my cousin's baby.
- Great.
342
00:19:02.760 --> 00:19:05.525
- Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore.
- No, she doesn't.
343
00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:08.286
God, I only sent that
because I was feeling insecure.
344
00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:10.442
I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.
345
00:19:10.600 --> 00:19:11.761
I know. I'm sorry.
346
00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:14.042
This is really weird, Eric.
347
00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:17.727
- You were right. This is too weird.
- Could we talk about this at the screening?
348
00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:20.651
No, Eric.
I really don't wanna get in any deeper.
349
00:19:20.840 --> 00:19:23.844
I think you're a great guy. I really do.
350
00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:25.923
And I promise I'm not mad.
351
00:19:26.080 --> 00:19:28.208
Just respect me, please.
352
00:19:28.360 --> 00:19:30.010
Don't call.
353
00:19:34.560 --> 00:19:38.201
All we're saying is we don't get why
you fall in love with every girl you fuck.
354
00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:39.731
And all I'm saying is that, unlike you...
355
00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:43.282
...I like to have more of a connection
than whether I have exact change.
356
00:19:43.440 --> 00:19:46.046
Please. I haven't paid for pussy in years.
357
00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:47.801
At least a year.
358
00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:52.204
The point is she said not to call her anymore.
So respect that and see if she calls you.
359
00:19:52.360 --> 00:19:54.800
But hope she doesn't.
You got enough complications now.
360
00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:56.246
Right. How's Sloan anyway?
361
00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:58.528
Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.
362
00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:02.765
- One vagina closes just as another opens.
- You're disgusting.
363
00:20:02.920 --> 00:20:05.127
Yeah, and you're a mope, E,
which we can't have.
364
00:20:05.280 --> 00:20:07.931
This is a big night for Vince,
so try not to ruin it.
365
00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:11.084
- Don't worry. His moping has never affected me.
- I'm not moping.
366
00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:14.608
You're moping, E. You need to get on top
of something fast so you stop.
367
00:20:14.760 --> 00:20:17.411
I had sex less than six hours ago.
I think I'll be okay.
368
00:20:17.560 --> 00:20:21.565
You're fucking something tonight.
For baby bro, if not for yourself.
369
00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:23.961
- Holy shit.
- What?
370
00:20:24.120 --> 00:20:25.531
Ronda Rousey, the fighter.
371
00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:27.808
- So what?
- So I love her. Get in the car.
372
00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:30.729
Get in the car!
373
00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:38.605
- Jesus, Turtle!
- Sorry!
374
00:20:38.760 --> 00:20:40.171
Do you even know her?
375
00:20:40.320 --> 00:20:42.527
We met at Coachella a few years ago,
remember?
376
00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:44.170
- Think we had a connection.
- Please.
377
00:20:44.320 --> 00:20:46.561
- He's got a better chance of fucking me.
- Or me.
378
00:20:47.120 --> 00:20:49.800
- Should I abandon this?
- Do you really think you had a connection?
379
00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:51.571
- Yeah.
- Then go.
380
00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:53.165
You're good peoples, Vin.
381
00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:15.087
Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker!
382
00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:19.131
No! No! We know each other! I just wanted
to invite you to my boy's screening.
383
00:21:20.760 --> 00:21:22.649
- Oh. Hey, Vince.
- Hi.
384
00:21:22.840 --> 00:21:25.810
- Uh, sorry about your car.
- It's all good.
385
00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:28.165
- Do you remember me?
- Oh, yeah.
386
00:21:28.320 --> 00:21:30.482
But didn't you used to be really fat?
387
00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:52.769
Lloyd. How many times have I told you...
388
00:21:52.920 --> 00:21:56.040
- ...I don't video chat with men?
- You know how comforting your face is to me.
389
00:21:56.280 --> 00:21:57.840
- What do you need?
- I was wondering...
390
00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:00.964
- ...if I would see you at Vince's screening.
- You were invited?
391
00:22:01.120 --> 00:22:04.010
Drama wants me to see his scenes.
You weren't?
392
00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:06.811
I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?
393
00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:09.964
Oh, that's too bad.
I actually wanted to see you face-to-face.
394
00:22:10.120 --> 00:22:13.090
- We are face-to-face, Yoko.
- In three dimensions.
395
00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:15.971
- Why?
- Uh, no, it's nothing.
396
00:22:16.520 --> 00:22:18.807
- Could we have lunch this week?
- I don't typically have lunch...
397
00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.406
...with my ex-assistants.
Unless I need something...
398
00:22:21.560 --> 00:22:24.211
...which I can't imagine
being the case, so, what's up?
399
00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:27.085
- I'm getting married!
- Oh, God.
400
00:22:27.280 --> 00:22:28.645
And I want you to give me away.
401
00:22:28.800 --> 00:22:30.723
- Oh, God!
- Please don't make a gay joke.
402
00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.486
I wasn't going to.
I was gonna make a marriage joke.
403
00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:35.961
Now that you've been granted those rights,
good luck with the divorce.
404
00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.360
That'll really make you wish
for a good ole ass fucking.
405
00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:40.648
- Ari.
- Heh-heh.
406
00:22:44.080 --> 00:22:45.206
- I gotta go.
- Wait!
407
00:22:45.360 --> 00:22:47.966
- Ari! Will you give me away?
- Bye.
408
00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:53.081
Hey, Larsen.
409
00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:54.287
Say, Ari.
410
00:22:55.360 --> 00:22:58.569
This is my son, Travis.
He's gonna sit in with us, if you don't mind.
411
00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:01.331
Good.
412
00:23:04.840 --> 00:23:07.207
Ari, we sure do appreciate you
coming out here.
413
00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:08.970
Oh, of course.
414
00:23:09.120 --> 00:23:12.966
You've been on the job nearly eight months,
and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.
415
00:23:13.160 --> 00:23:15.128
- We're beginning to feel unloved.
- Heh-heh.
416
00:23:15.280 --> 00:23:16.725
I didn't know I was invited.
417
00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:19.850
Anybody who spends my money
like you do...
418
00:23:20.040 --> 00:23:23.567
...always invited to my home
to tell me why.
419
00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:27.087
Saw you on Piers Morgan last night.
420
00:23:27.240 --> 00:23:28.446
Oh, yeah?
421
00:23:28.600 --> 00:23:29.681
What'd you think?
422
00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:31.211
I thought you looked nervous.
423
00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:34.284
Well, I wasn't.
424
00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:37.046
Travis, here, got a real good eye
for things like that.
425
00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:39.965
And he said you looked like
one of them guys that, uh...
426
00:23:40.120 --> 00:23:41.565
What was it you said again?
427
00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:45.520
Like one of those guys from big tobacco
when they were up there lying to Congress.
428
00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:47.091
Ah. Heh-heh-heh.
429
00:23:47.240 --> 00:23:49.561
Well, my wife thought I looked sexy.
430
00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:52.087
Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money
on this movie?
431
00:23:52.280 --> 00:23:53.964
No. Your money's in great hands.
432
00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:56.322
- But you still want more.
- Just a little bit.
433
00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:59.529
- For some visual effects it needs.
- I don't care about visual effects.
434
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:02.809
Well, if you wanna protect
your investment, you need to care.
435
00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:04.240
Hm.
436
00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.840
You know, in the last four years...
437
00:24:09.600 --> 00:24:12.729
...I've invested nearly a billion dollars
in your studio's movies.
438
00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:14.286
You know how many I've seen?
439
00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:16.090
- Mm-mm.
- Not a goddamn one.
440
00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:18.641
- Hm.
- But this one, I gotta tell you...
441
00:24:18.800 --> 00:24:21.531
...with your movie star guy in charge,
I'm damn curious.
442
00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:22.841
I understand.
443
00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:25.651
Ari, we need to see this
before I write another check.
444
00:24:25.800 --> 00:24:28.041
- Larsen, my director...
- Your movie star?
445
00:24:29.640 --> 00:24:33.247
Vince doesn't wanna show the movie
till it's perfect.
446
00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:36.722
- He's an artist. I'd like to respect that.
- Okay...
447
00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:40.690
You know,
my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua.
448
00:24:40.840 --> 00:24:43.047
Three years running,
it got "Best in Show."
449
00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:47.410
The last judge said that he had
the best cock and balls he'd ever seen.
450
00:24:48.760 --> 00:24:51.366
But he ain't perfect.
You know how I know that?
451
00:24:51.520 --> 00:24:53.488
He keeps pissing on my boots.
452
00:24:55.320 --> 00:24:56.367
I don't follow.
453
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.962
I mean there's no such thing as perfect.
454
00:24:59.120 --> 00:25:02.124
Now, see, for you,
I know this movie's enormous.
455
00:25:02.280 --> 00:25:05.204
If it fails, you go down in flames
quicker than the Hindenberg.
456
00:25:05.360 --> 00:25:07.442
To me, this is just another check.
457
00:25:07.600 --> 00:25:09.090
It won't fail.
458
00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:12.323
I have to go to Dubai tonight
on, uh, more pressing business.
459
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:15.131
I want you to take Travis here
to La-La Land with you...
460
00:25:15.320 --> 00:25:17.607
...and show him the goddamn movie.
461
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.088
- It's not ready.
- Well, get it ready.
462
00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:24.130
Because this oil spigot
is shut off till you do.
463
00:25:29.320 --> 00:25:33.086
- You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs?
- Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.
464
00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:36.926
I just wanna know if you do, because
I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.
465
00:25:37.080 --> 00:25:39.447
- No PEDs. I'm all natural.
- Prove it.
466
00:25:39.640 --> 00:25:41.130
- How?
- Take a piss test.
467
00:25:41.280 --> 00:25:43.282
Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.
468
00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:46.205
Guys. Did you know Emily
was seeing Armie Hammer?
469
00:25:46.360 --> 00:25:48.080
- The Lone Ranger?
- I thought they broke up.
470
00:25:48.120 --> 00:25:49.201
Guess they still talk.
471
00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:52.609
I played softball with him.
He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.
472
00:25:52.760 --> 00:25:54.728
- Really? I'm gonna try to.
- Yeah.
473
00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:57.042
Why is there enough food here for 300?
474
00:25:57.240 --> 00:25:59.083
There's supposed to be enough for 500.
475
00:25:59.280 --> 00:26:01.009
- Five hundred?
- And Ronda.
476
00:26:01.560 --> 00:26:04.370
Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate
thing so we could get some feedback.
477
00:26:04.520 --> 00:26:07.444
Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better
with a big crowd.
478
00:26:07.600 --> 00:26:10.809
Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that
door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.
479
00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:13.241
And where you gonna sit 500 people?
On the couch?
480
00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:17.006
Don't be ridiculous.
There's a whole beach out there.
481
00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:18.685
Check it out.
482
00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:22.530
Jesus.
483
00:26:26.360 --> 00:26:27.725
It's Ari.
484
00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:32.804
- Hello?
- When exactly is this screening of yours?
485
00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:34.086
When it gets dark. Why?
486
00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:37.926
Because I'm coming with your money,
and there ain't nothing we can do about it.
487
00:26:55.560 --> 00:26:57.688
- What's up, Sai?
- Amazing rapper right here.
488
00:26:57.880 --> 00:26:59.166
How are you?
489
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:05.240
I don't ride a bike.
490
00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:07.607
- I do the Santa Monica steps.
- Sick, bro. Sick.
491
00:27:11.120 --> 00:27:12.167
Throw it, Russ!
492
00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:16.965
The story of Jekyll and Hyde...
493
00:27:17.120 --> 00:27:20.044
...represents a concept
in Victorian culture...
494
00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:24.245
...of the inner conflict of
humanity's sense of good and evil.
495
00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:26.368
I have no understanding
of what you're saying.
496
00:27:26.520 --> 00:27:29.729
Of course I remember you.
You went to middle school with my daughter.
497
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:31.530
We always thought you were so funny.
498
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:33.728
And so cute.
499
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:38.242
- Let's go.
- Aah!
500
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:39.561
You tired yet, Turtle?
501
00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:44.562
- Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor.
- Yeah.
502
00:27:44.760 --> 00:27:47.843
I need you to fuck my daughter's friends
so I don't have to.
503
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.288
In English literature, there's a guy
named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.
504
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:53.130
And you have that same thing in you.
505
00:27:53.280 --> 00:27:55.123
Do you understand?
506
00:27:56.280 --> 00:27:58.647
I'll show you some of my footage.
You'll flip out.
507
00:27:58.800 --> 00:28:00.768
You even might wanna put me
in Iron Man 3.
508
00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.446
- Sure. Well, 4 would be next.
- Iron Man 4.
509
00:28:03.600 --> 00:28:06.365
Downey's great. I love Downey.
He's just a little long in the tooth.
510
00:28:06.520 --> 00:28:09.888
- I think you wanna go younger.
- If I recall, you're five years older.
511
00:28:10.280 --> 00:28:12.044
- You know, fuck you, Favreau.
- What?
512
00:28:12.360 --> 00:28:14.761
You fucked me on Swingers.
You're always fucking me.
513
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:17.611
I offered you Swingers.
You couldn't do it because of Viking Quest.
514
00:28:17.760 --> 00:28:19.171
You could've shot around me!
515
00:28:19.320 --> 00:28:21.721
Just because you're short, doesn't mean
you can't achieve your goals, E.
516
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:24.406
- I know that.
- You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring...
517
00:28:24.560 --> 00:28:26.841
...if I listened to everybody
who told me I was too short?
518
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:28.285
Right.
519
00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:31.091
We're thinking of honeymooning
in Moscow or the Ukraine.
520
00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:32.730
We know it's not traditional.
521
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.291
Traditional? Fuck traditional.
522
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.404
- Don't they shoot guys like you over there?
- That's Uganda.
523
00:28:37.560 --> 00:28:39.403
Go to Hawaii.
Do yourselves a favor.
524
00:28:41.320 --> 00:28:42.924
Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly.
525
00:28:43.080 --> 00:28:44.491
Molly. Anyone want molly?
526
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.722
I thought you don't do
drugs anymore, Billy.
527
00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:50.327
- I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama.
- Give me two.
528
00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.687
I'm sure Ari has seen
an unfinished film before.
529
00:28:52.840 --> 00:28:54.001
Not one I've directed.
530
00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:55.924
You're really nervous, huh?
531
00:28:56.080 --> 00:28:57.161
It's cute.
532
00:28:57.320 --> 00:28:59.766
- You never get nervous before a photo shoot?
- No, I know what I look like.
533
00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:03.282
Everyone, make sure you fill out
a non-disclosure agreement...
534
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.363
...or you cannot stay for the screening.
535
00:29:05.520 --> 00:29:07.966
E, this house is sick.
When did Vince buy it?
536
00:29:08.120 --> 00:29:09.690
It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's.
537
00:29:09.840 --> 00:29:12.320
You're kidding.
How much this fucking guy make?
538
00:29:12.520 --> 00:29:15.285
Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil
to fill out the NDA.
539
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:16.680
So that's a true story?
540
00:29:16.760 --> 00:29:19.127
You beat up four guys
for getting loud at a movie?
541
00:29:19.280 --> 00:29:23.001
Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke
one guy's jaw and another guy's nose.
542
00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:25.208
The third guy...
There wasn't really four.
543
00:29:25.360 --> 00:29:27.966
The third guy, I threw over my shoulder,
and he ran off.
544
00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:30.447
Like a boyfriend with you?
And what'd he do?
545
00:29:30.600 --> 00:29:32.887
No, I haven't had a boyfriend
in like two years.
546
00:29:33.080 --> 00:29:34.366
- Too focused on my career.
- Oh.
547
00:29:34.520 --> 00:29:37.569
You're in four fucking scenes and
you expect me to get you a magazine cover?
548
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:40.485
Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in Her.
She got a cover.
549
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:42.688
If you had her tits,
I can get you a cover.
550
00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:44.882
I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.
551
00:29:45.040 --> 00:29:46.883
Even a few I turned down.
552
00:29:47.040 --> 00:29:48.849
What the fuck you making over here?
553
00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:50.809
Little potion for E.
554
00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:54.009
Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.
555
00:29:54.320 --> 00:29:57.961
What did I do wrong with my life?
This is a normal Tuesday afternoon?
556
00:29:58.120 --> 00:29:59.849
You gotta see our Wednesday parties.
557
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.240
Ari, you got invited.
558
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:03.480
- I want you to meet my fiancé Greg.
- No, Lloyd. No.
559
00:30:03.520 --> 00:30:06.171
- Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle.
- Nice to meet you, Travis.
560
00:30:06.360 --> 00:30:07.760
- Eric manages Vinnie.
- Oh.
561
00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:10.281
And Travis's father co-finances
our entire slate.
562
00:30:10.440 --> 00:30:12.568
All that money's gonna be mine someday...
563
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:16.327
...so I prefer you consider
that I co-financed the slate.
564
00:30:17.040 --> 00:30:18.201
Fuck me.
565
00:30:18.840 --> 00:30:20.808
Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there
talking to Vinnie Chase?
566
00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:23.287
- Sure is.
- You wanna meet her?
567
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.523
Well, I wanna marry her,
but you gotta start somewhere, right?
568
00:30:28.040 --> 00:30:30.327
- Oh, boy.
- E, have some water.
569
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.323
- Why?
- You look parched. Almost sickly.
570
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:34.400
- Are you serious?
- You're yellow, bro.
571
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:35.566
Vinnie Chase!
572
00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:38.849
Big fan of your work,
especially Aquaman 2.
573
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:41.480
Thanks. But I was only
in the first Aquaman.
574
00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:45.562
Well, all those comic book movies
start to blend together after a while.
575
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:47.165
Except for The Avengers.
576
00:30:47.360 --> 00:30:49.806
All five of those heroes
on screen at one time.
577
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:52.930
- That was really something, wasn't it?
- Yeah, well...
578
00:30:53.120 --> 00:30:56.727
- Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?
- No, but I feel like we know each other.
579
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.247
I saw your Sports Illustrated spread
on the plane.
580
00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:01.289
That looked cold. Was that cold?
581
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:02.566
It was.
582
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:04.370
Well, it was still hot.
583
00:31:07.040 --> 00:31:11.284
Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all
the support you've given him on his movie.
584
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.761
- Yes.
- Hundred million plus, with P&A.
585
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:15.410
I hear you're looking for more.
586
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.001
Uh, just a little.
587
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.766
Well, I'm looking forward
to being able to explain why.
588
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.568
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Let you guys talk?
589
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:24.960
Okay.
590
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:28.004
Vince, is that your girl?
591
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:30.481
- Oh, no. We're just friends.
- Oh.
592
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.484
- So I'm free in the clear to go for that?
- Uh, yeah.
593
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.361
I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't
own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?
594
00:31:57.280 --> 00:31:58.691
Mr. Suit.
595
00:31:58.840 --> 00:32:00.365
Are you okay?
596
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:02.086
I feel strange.
597
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:03.685
Strange how?
598
00:32:03.840 --> 00:32:06.207
My dick gets hard
every time a girl looks at me.
599
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.448
Like, today or always?
600
00:32:11.280 --> 00:32:12.805
You're cute.
601
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:16.368
I should probably go talk to her.
602
00:32:16.520 --> 00:32:18.761
Seems like the right move, Suit.
603
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:21.290
You're a good guy, Bill.
604
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:24.091
Maybe I could finance something
for you to star in.
605
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:26.686
- Have you seen anything I've done?
- Not in complete.
606
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:30.566
But I've seen that trailer for that new one
you got coming out maybe 500 times.
607
00:32:30.760 --> 00:32:33.161
Maybe you wanna finance something
for me to star in.
608
00:32:33.320 --> 00:32:34.685
I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.
609
00:32:34.840 --> 00:32:37.605
Oh, hey. You're an actor too?
610
00:32:38.600 --> 00:32:39.681
Yeah.
611
00:32:39.840 --> 00:32:41.808
- What've you been in?
- Everything.
612
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:44.691
- Have you seen him in anything?
- Um, I, uh...
613
00:32:44.840 --> 00:32:46.490
I've seen him in Viking Quest.
614
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:48.802
- Really?
- Yeah, and he's in my movie.
615
00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:50.007
Just four scenes.
616
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:52.288
Four pivotal scenes. He's amazing.
617
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:53.487
- Really?
- Yeah.
618
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:55.051
One of the reasons why I wanted
to make this movie...
619
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:57.886
...is I knew what that role
would do for my big bro.
620
00:32:58.040 --> 00:33:00.202
- It's gonna change his life.
- Thanks, bro.
621
00:33:00.360 --> 00:33:02.601
- Well, I can't wait to see it.
- I can't either.
622
00:33:02.760 --> 00:33:04.728
So, what's up? Are we gonna do this?
623
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:09.522
- Ari, relax. It won't be dark for at least an hour.
- When everyone's seated, it will be. Let's go.
624
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:12.411
- All right. I gotta find E.
- Fuck E.
625
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:17.404
So you're a Viking Quest fan, huh?
626
00:33:17.560 --> 00:33:19.881
- How long have you lived here?
- A couple of months.
627
00:33:20.040 --> 00:33:22.964
It came with all the furniture and stuff,
so it feels lived in.
628
00:33:23.120 --> 00:33:24.565
So, what's your deal, Turtle?
629
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:26.529
You selling coke these days?
630
00:33:27.040 --> 00:33:29.088
No. Why would you say that?
631
00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.961
Because the last time I saw you,
you were a fat pothead living off of Vince.
632
00:33:33.120 --> 00:33:35.327
And now you live next to Spielberg.
633
00:33:35.840 --> 00:33:37.524
I started a tequila company.
634
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:38.920
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
635
00:33:39.120 --> 00:33:40.645
And I started working out.
636
00:33:40.800 --> 00:33:42.325
What do you do, Pilates?
637
00:33:44.280 --> 00:33:47.284
I box a little. And I do cardio.
638
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:48.601
That's cute.
639
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:53.967
- What?
- I think someone's fucking in there.
640
00:33:54.560 --> 00:33:55.721
Come on.
641
00:33:57.160 --> 00:33:58.321
Motherfucker!
642
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.084
Oh, my God!
643
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:02.291
- I got it.
- Fucker.
644
00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:05.686
Hey! Oh, shit!
645
00:34:06.520 --> 00:34:09.410
Of all the guys I never thought
I'd catch fucking in my room.
646
00:34:09.560 --> 00:34:10.925
- Sorry.
- No, don't be.
647
00:34:11.080 --> 00:34:12.969
I love it. I love it.
648
00:34:13.120 --> 00:34:14.565
Hi, Ronda Rousey.
649
00:34:14.720 --> 00:34:16.529
I won 500 bucks on your last fight.
650
00:34:24.680 --> 00:34:26.284
You said you were a Virgo?
651
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.920
Oh... Um, a Gemini.
652
00:34:29.080 --> 00:34:31.082
The twins, right?
653
00:34:31.240 --> 00:34:33.322
- Yeah. Oh.
- I love twins.
654
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:34.845
Come on, Vinnie.
655
00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:37.571
Let's roll this motherfucker!
656
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:41.321
- You ever think about playing basketball?
- You ever thought about signing me?
657
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:46.923
Guys. Guys.
What the fuck are we doing?
658
00:34:47.080 --> 00:34:49.651
Vince doesn't wanna show you
the movie with this crowd.
659
00:34:50.200 --> 00:34:51.770
- Holy shit.
- What?
660
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:53.968
- How bad is it?
- Ari, it's...
661
00:34:54.120 --> 00:34:56.885
No, you look nervous right now.
I've never seen you nervous.
662
00:34:57.040 --> 00:34:59.122
- Just tell me, does it suck?
- No. It doesn't.
663
00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:00.845
- Tell him it doesn't suck.
- It doesn't suck.
664
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:02.411
Film!
665
00:35:03.600 --> 00:35:06.171
Film! Film! Film!
666
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.846
Film! Film! Film! Film!
667
00:35:09.040 --> 00:35:14.001
Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie!
Come on! Just put it on!
668
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.846
Vinnie, show us the fucking film!
669
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.286
Let's go, baby!
670
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:27.440
Film! Film! Film!
671
00:35:27.680 --> 00:35:30.604
Hey, I'm gonna take care of it.
672
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:35.527
Vince? Time to get this show on the road.
I've put in some quality time alone with Emily.
673
00:35:35.680 --> 00:35:37.205
What's the running time on this?
674
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:38.811
A hundred and forty minutes.
675
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:40.450
Jesus.
676
00:35:40.600 --> 00:35:44.764
I like short movies, Vince. You know?
And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa?
677
00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:46.160
- I'm calling this off.
- That never gets old.
678
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:47.560
You know, fuck these guys.
679
00:35:47.720 --> 00:35:49.800
You know what?
Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home.
680
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.201
- Hold on. Vince...
- I can watch that with Emily.
681
00:35:53.200 --> 00:35:54.326
Hey, everyone.
682
00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:56.369
- Vinnie.
- Good news and bad news.
683
00:35:58.120 --> 00:35:59.804
The bad news is the projector broke.
684
00:35:59.960 --> 00:36:02.930
No! No, no. Vinnie, no!
685
00:36:03.080 --> 00:36:04.366
The good news is...
686
00:36:04.520 --> 00:36:06.329
...look who just showed up:
687
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:09.086
- Pharrell!
- Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell?
688
00:36:09.240 --> 00:36:11.925
Could we possibly convince you
to come up here and perform?
689
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:16.124
I'm gonna kill Vince.
690
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.448
- My life is over.
- No, it isn't, Ari. Relax.
691
00:36:25.600 --> 00:36:28.331
Relax, E? You remember
that Colombian soccer player...
692
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.320
...that got strung up by his dick
after giving up the game-winning goal?
693
00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:33.368
That's where we're headed
if this movie tanks.
694
00:36:33.520 --> 00:36:37.411
Vince will not come back from this,
neither will I and neither will you.
695
00:36:37.560 --> 00:36:39.449
Relax knowing that.
696
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.291
I don't ask for much, do I?
697
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.681
Health and happiness for the kids,
peace on Earth...
698
00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:51.844
...the wife to have bigger tits,
only sometimes.
699
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.129
- But I'm...
- What are you doing?
700
00:36:56.040 --> 00:36:58.520
- Nothing.
- You didn't come to bed.
701
00:36:59.080 --> 00:37:01.162
- No, I haven't...
- What...?
702
00:37:01.720 --> 00:37:03.449
What, are you praying?
703
00:37:03.600 --> 00:37:05.443
Yeah. Something wrong with that?
704
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:07.723
Well, you don't believe in God, so...
705
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:09.405
For the good stuff I do.
706
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:13.569
It's 2 a.m. You sat down
to watch this movie at midnight.
707
00:37:13.720 --> 00:37:14.846
I'm mentally prepping.
708
00:37:15.040 --> 00:37:17.884
- I'm gonna start now. You wanna join me?
- You said I couldn't.
709
00:37:18.040 --> 00:37:20.691
You could blow me through it
if it sucks. Ease the pain?
710
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:22.810
Good luck. I'll see you in bed.
711
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:24.401
I love you.
712
00:37:24.560 --> 00:37:26.050
I love you too.
713
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.367
Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.
714
00:37:40.240 --> 00:37:42.527
Don't you fuck me.
715
00:38:52.160 --> 00:38:54.891
Sadly, all good
parties must come to an end.
716
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:09.563
Oh, come on. There is no way Emily
would bang that yokel.
717
00:39:09.720 --> 00:39:12.530
- I'm telling you, she left with him.
- I don't care. No way.
718
00:39:12.680 --> 00:39:14.648
These guys with money
always get women out of their league.
719
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:16.325
You mean like Turtle and Ronda?
720
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:20.451
Oh, please. She's more likely to break his
windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.
721
00:39:20.600 --> 00:39:21.647
Huh. We'll see.
722
00:39:22.120 --> 00:39:25.249
We were texting all night.
And she sent me a sexy pic.
723
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:26.606
- Yeah, right.
- Shut up.
724
00:39:27.880 --> 00:39:29.211
Mm-hm.
725
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:30.885
That's a fight promo pic.
726
00:39:31.040 --> 00:39:32.849
Not released yet though, bitch.
727
00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:37.210
And she just said, "I'm sending an Uber
for you," in 90 minutes, so both of you.
728
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.727
Professional pics, Uber car...
729
00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:42.565
She wants something from you
and it ain't your dick, bro.
730
00:39:42.720 --> 00:39:47.248
I agree. She probably wants you to make her
some money now that you're Mini-Mark Cuban.
731
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:51.361
That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work
with her than date her, anyway.
732
00:39:51.520 --> 00:39:53.363
Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle.
733
00:39:53.520 --> 00:39:56.603
Or maybe those skinny pills he's taking
are filled with estrogen.
734
00:39:56.760 --> 00:39:58.569
- Yo, yo.
- Good morning, bro.
735
00:39:58.720 --> 00:40:01.200
- Any word from Ari?
- Radio silence.
736
00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:03.442
He probably hasn't even
watched it yet, Vin.
737
00:40:03.600 --> 00:40:06.365
Yeah, maybe his DVD player broke.
738
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:10.248
Hey, sit down, bro. I made your favorite:
739
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:12.050
Hand-rolled croissants...
740
00:40:12.200 --> 00:40:15.329
...eggs Benedict with champagne
sherry-infused béarnaise sauce...
741
00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:17.687
...and freshly squeezed guava juice.
742
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:18.921
That's your favorite.
743
00:40:19.080 --> 00:40:21.686
Johnny, this looks great,
but I'm not really hungry.
744
00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:26.046
Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated
the movie, who gives a shit?
745
00:40:26.200 --> 00:40:28.009
He's still a fucking agent at heart.
746
00:40:28.160 --> 00:40:30.766
- Yeah, seriously, bro. Fuck Ari.
- Yeah, fuck him.
747
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:32.126
Fuck Ari.
748
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:33.367
Thanks, guys.
749
00:40:35.160 --> 00:40:36.525
It's Ari.
750
00:40:37.600 --> 00:40:39.040
- Think he heard us?
- What'd he say?
751
00:40:39.160 --> 00:40:41.481
- He wants us to go out front.
- Why?
752
00:40:45.240 --> 00:40:47.208
- Wow.
- Holy shit.
753
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:49.647
- Look at this!
- I guess he didn't hate the movie.
754
00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:51.888
No, actually, he loved it.
755
00:40:52.040 --> 00:40:54.566
"Vinnie, I'm blown away. Blown away.
756
00:40:55.080 --> 00:40:56.320
And, E, you've done good too."
757
00:41:04.560 --> 00:41:06.767
Any mention of me in that note, bro?
758
00:41:25.680 --> 00:41:26.761
All right, here we go!
759
00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:28.086
Oh, yeah, baby!
760
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:41.244
I really need an answer, Ari.
Time is running out.
761
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:44.563
Isn't my offering up my house
for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?
762
00:41:44.720 --> 00:41:49.647
No. Even though that is so amazingly generous,
this is so much more important to me.
763
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:51.211
I need more information.
764
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.528
- Like what?
- Like what will you be wearing?
765
00:41:53.680 --> 00:41:54.966
I know it can't be white...
766
00:41:55.120 --> 00:41:57.771
- ...because you've been banged more times...
- Ari.
767
00:41:59.520 --> 00:42:00.851
Hey, Liam.
768
00:42:01.560 --> 00:42:02.686
Go fuck yourself, Ari.
769
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:05.161
Forgive and forget, buddy. No?
770
00:42:07.560 --> 00:42:10.404
Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind!
771
00:42:10.560 --> 00:42:12.722
- Ari?!
- Listen, Lloyd, I love you.
772
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:14.490
But I just can't commit.
773
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:22.807
Really?
774
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:33.491
Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there.
775
00:42:33.640 --> 00:42:36.644
My studio, Ed. Don't force me to revoke
your parking privileges.
776
00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:38.211
Fucking asshole.
777
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:42.485
Who is insane enough to park
in my spot, Allen?
778
00:42:42.640 --> 00:42:43.687
I do not know.
779
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.931
Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood.
Just spit on it.
780
00:42:47.120 --> 00:42:48.770
Oh, that's my car, Ari.
781
00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:50.724
Travis McCredle's here to see you.
782
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:53.446
- I can see that now.
- Sorry.
783
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:56.081
- Didn't know where else to put it.
- That's okay.
784
00:42:56.240 --> 00:42:59.801
What's happening? You get a chance to look
at Vinnie Chase's masterpiece?
785
00:43:00.160 --> 00:43:01.730
I did. You got a minute to chat?
786
00:43:02.640 --> 00:43:05.849
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Uh, hold all my calls, Allen.
787
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:08.480
Okay. But remember you have
couples therapy at 11.
788
00:43:08.640 --> 00:43:11.564
Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still
want me to spit on his car?
789
00:43:13.040 --> 00:43:15.611
Wow, what a space.
790
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:16.966
Yeah, it's comfy, huh?
791
00:43:17.120 --> 00:43:18.770
You should see my father's office.
792
00:43:18.920 --> 00:43:21.048
I bet your father has a much nicer office.
793
00:43:21.240 --> 00:43:25.529
No, my father doesn't believe in wasting
money on extravagant office settings.
794
00:43:25.680 --> 00:43:28.081
My father believes in putting money
into product...
795
00:43:28.240 --> 00:43:31.130
...whether that's pig's ears
we're selling for dogs to chew...
796
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:33.880
...or methane gas for Middle Easterners
to poison each other with.
797
00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:38.124
Yes. Well, you know what,
I tried your father. Waiting to hear back.
798
00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:41.090
I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need
to call you until after we spoke.
799
00:43:41.240 --> 00:43:42.810
- Oh.
- I, obviously, didn't like the movie...
800
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:44.485
...as much as you did, Ari.
801
00:43:44.680 --> 00:43:46.808
- No?
- No, it's no masterpiece.
802
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:49.088
- Not from these eyes' perspective.
- Well...
803
00:43:49.240 --> 00:43:52.005
And what type of training
do you have to judge that?
804
00:43:52.160 --> 00:43:54.811
I went to the Austin PA Film Academy
for a semester...
805
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:57.486
...and all my teachers
said I had tremendous taste.
806
00:43:57.640 --> 00:43:59.961
I can see it in your wardrobe.
807
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.484
Look, Ari, I have thoughts
about this movie...
808
00:44:04.640 --> 00:44:07.530
...and my father would like for you
to take them seriously.
809
00:44:07.680 --> 00:44:10.160
Thoughts? You have notes?
810
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:11.890
Whatever you wanna call them.
811
00:44:12.080 --> 00:44:15.801
But most of them revolve around cutting
out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.
812
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:18.520
- Drama.
- Yeah.
813
00:44:18.680 --> 00:44:21.490
He's an abomination and he's got to go.
814
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:27.285
The challenge for me was
I was the only human in that scene.
815
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:28.885
Everyone else was living dead.
816
00:44:29.040 --> 00:44:31.247
So how did that affect
how you played the role?
817
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:32.526
It didn't.
818
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:35.561
It couldn't. I had to be real.
819
00:44:35.720 --> 00:44:38.121
If I played in to it, no way it could be.
820
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:39.606
That's really interesting.
821
00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:40.966
Yeah.
822
00:44:41.600 --> 00:44:44.524
Now, come on, baby.
Show me a little nip.
823
00:44:44.680 --> 00:44:46.489
- Please?
- You are relentless.
824
00:44:46.640 --> 00:44:48.847
This is like our third session
since last night.
825
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:51.685
I'm a little stressed
about an audition I got tomorrow.
826
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:55.287
And your voice, it soothes me.
Take it as a compliment.
827
00:44:55.640 --> 00:44:56.721
Fine.
828
00:44:57.320 --> 00:44:58.765
Unbutton your pants.
829
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:00.121
Oh, yeah, baby.
830
00:45:01.680 --> 00:45:03.250
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
831
00:45:03.400 --> 00:45:05.482
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
832
00:45:06.720 --> 00:45:07.960
- Jen!
- Oh!
833
00:45:08.120 --> 00:45:09.406
What the fuck are you doing?
834
00:45:09.600 --> 00:45:12.331
- Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth.
- Who the fuck is this loser?
835
00:45:12.520 --> 00:45:14.488
You don't need to call me a loser, bro.
836
00:45:14.640 --> 00:45:17.450
- Put some clothes on!
- You're not supposed to be here!
837
00:45:17.600 --> 00:45:20.809
I'll find you. You'll pay for this.
I'm gonna hunt you down...
838
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:24.009
- ...and you're gonna fucking pay for this!
- Johnny, I'm so sorry.
839
00:45:24.160 --> 00:45:25.764
Johnny, wanna drop me at editing?
840
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:30.605
- Yeah, sure, bro.
- What the fuck are you doing?
841
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:36.770
- You think I should start a vodka company?
- I think you'd kill it.
842
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:38.962
- But I don't even drink.
- Really?
843
00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:41.168
Look, I got a ton of ideas.
844
00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:44.961
You should have a fitness app
and, like, your own clothing line.
845
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:47.766
What, you don't think
my brand's doing fine already?
846
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:50.651
I think you could always
be doing better, no?
847
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.087
I'm confused. Is this a business meeting?
848
00:45:54.040 --> 00:45:55.087
Uh...
849
00:45:55.240 --> 00:45:57.560
- Because I didn't know.
- I didn't know either.
850
00:45:58.440 --> 00:45:59.521
Is this a date?
851
00:45:59.680 --> 00:46:01.680
I don't cook for people
who are trying to pitch me.
852
00:46:02.120 --> 00:46:04.851
I thought a nice, normal guy
wanted to hang out for once.
853
00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:06.650
I did. I do.
854
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:10.566
No one under 250 pounds ever has the balls
to talk to me. Should've known better.
855
00:46:10.720 --> 00:46:12.520
- No, no. It's not like that.
- You should go.
856
00:46:12.600 --> 00:46:14.523
- Just see yourself out, Turtle.
- Look, Ronda, come on.
857
00:46:14.680 --> 00:46:17.001
You should go
before I feel like hitting something.
858
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:19.165
I'll call you an Uber.
859
00:46:19.640 --> 00:46:21.290
An UberX, actually.
860
00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:24.008
Motherfucking asshole.
861
00:46:24.160 --> 00:46:26.288
Well, what do you mean, he won't release
any more money? Why not?
862
00:46:26.440 --> 00:46:27.521
I'm dealing with it.
863
00:46:27.720 --> 00:46:30.803
- I thought you said his opinion didn't matter.
- It doesn't, and I'm dealing with it.
864
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.691
Well, you better deal fast because
we can't finish the movie without money.
865
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:35.888
Really? Because I thought
we could finish it with Froot Loops.
866
00:46:36.040 --> 00:46:38.361
You're funny, but did you tell Vince?
Because he's on his way to editing.
867
00:46:38.560 --> 00:46:40.767
I'm telling you because it's your job...
868
00:46:40.920 --> 00:46:43.526
...along with going over budget
and being short, to tell him.
869
00:46:43.680 --> 00:46:45.205
You need to call him
because I'm walking into Lamaze class.
870
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:46.890
Nothing says you're working hard...
871
00:46:47.040 --> 00:46:50.442
...more than Lamaze class at noon
on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing.
872
00:46:51.080 --> 00:46:52.491
Hey, baby.
873
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:56.569
- I'm excited for therapy.
- Don't be. It's a waste of fucking money.
874
00:46:56.720 --> 00:46:58.131
- Hey, Kelsey.
- Ari. Melissa.
875
00:46:58.280 --> 00:46:59.725
- Hi.
- You okay?
876
00:46:59.920 --> 00:47:01.251
I'm here, so I'm fucked.
877
00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:04.688
Since you're here, I'm guessing
you're fucked as well. Nice seeing you.
878
00:47:05.160 --> 00:47:06.650
This should be fun.
879
00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:08.600
Breathe in.
880
00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:12.327
One, two, three.
881
00:47:13.120 --> 00:47:14.281
And continue.
882
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:16.249
What about the name Ryan?
883
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:18.289
- For a boy or a girl?
- Either.
884
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:20.286
I like it.
885
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.404
But Ryan Murphy created Glee.
886
00:47:22.560 --> 00:47:25.723
And you think people
will confuse our baby with him?
887
00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:28.247
If we name our baby Ryan Murphy,
then, yeah, I do.
888
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:33.522
Why does Chad Lowe
keep staring at you?
889
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.207
Hey. How are you?
890
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:44.886
- Would you stop?
- I just didn't know you were dating.
891
00:47:45.040 --> 00:47:47.441
We went out a couple of times.
It's not a big deal.
892
00:47:47.600 --> 00:47:51.207
- Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it.
- They're not together.
893
00:47:51.360 --> 00:47:52.771
What are they doing
in Lamaze class?
894
00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:55.048
What are we doing in Lamaze class?
895
00:47:55.200 --> 00:47:57.123
- This is a fucked-up town.
- Yeah.
896
00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:01.483
You know, I think we're better off
if we don't question each other.
897
00:48:01.640 --> 00:48:04.450
I agree.
But tell me you haven't had sex.
898
00:48:04.600 --> 00:48:06.409
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
899
00:48:06.560 --> 00:48:08.289
Well, you can't. Can you?
900
00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:11.091
I mean, with the baby in there.
You could hurt it, right?
901
00:48:11.280 --> 00:48:14.090
Relax, Eric. No, I'm not having sex.
902
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:16.282
And not because I haven't wanted to.
903
00:48:16.440 --> 00:48:18.442
Because, I don't know if you know this...
904
00:48:18.600 --> 00:48:20.568
...but pregnant women can get very horny.
905
00:48:20.720 --> 00:48:23.644
Problem is, nobody wants
to have sex with me.
906
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:26.564
I'd have sex with you.
907
00:48:27.720 --> 00:48:29.609
Where are you headed with this?
908
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:32.451
Are you gonna tell me you love me
and want me back again?
909
00:48:32.600 --> 00:48:34.841
Who's talking about love?
I'm talking about sex.
910
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:38.447
I'm saying that I would have sex with you
right now if you really need it.
911
00:48:38.640 --> 00:48:40.449
I just don't wanna get emotional.
912
00:48:41.960 --> 00:48:44.361
Do you know I haven't even been held
in six months?
913
00:48:44.560 --> 00:48:46.847
I see that you're already
getting emotional.
914
00:48:48.120 --> 00:48:50.851
- Follow me home.
- Seriously?
915
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:54.049
Yeah, sure. Why not?
You're clean. I trust you.
916
00:48:54.240 --> 00:48:55.765
- Sloan.
- Yeah.
917
00:48:56.240 --> 00:48:59.483
- I'm not really that clean.
- What do you mean?
918
00:49:01.240 --> 00:49:03.561
I had sex with someone last night.
919
00:49:03.720 --> 00:49:06.246
Oh, who?
The "I want your cock" texter?
920
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:08.611
No, someone else.
921
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:11.491
Actually I had sex with the texter
yesterday also.
922
00:49:11.640 --> 00:49:14.530
- Two girls in 24 hours?
- Well, not by design.
923
00:49:14.720 --> 00:49:15.960
Who are you?
924
00:49:16.120 --> 00:49:20.011
And why do you always
have to be so fucking honest?
925
00:49:20.160 --> 00:49:21.321
That's just who I am.
926
00:49:21.520 --> 00:49:23.761
- And I guess that's why we're not together.
- No.
927
00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:27.447
We're not together because you fucked
my stepmother. Don't ever forget that.
928
00:49:27.600 --> 00:49:29.762
And you told me that if I came clean
and admitted it, you'd get over it.
929
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:31.001
So don't forget that.
930
00:49:31.160 --> 00:49:32.400
I tried, Eric.
931
00:49:32.560 --> 00:49:36.929
I mean, I didn't move to New York
because I really wanted to try. I did.
932
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:39.041
I'll talk to you later.
933
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:48.323
- Hello.
- It's Melanie.
934
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:50.360
I need you to meet me at
the Little Door in 30.
935
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:52.966
- I didn't think I'd hear from you.
- Eric, this isn't a social call.
936
00:49:53.120 --> 00:49:55.407
I'm pregnant.
And if you don't meet me in 30...
937
00:49:55.560 --> 00:49:57.961
...the next call you'll get
is from my attorney.
938
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:04.160
Eric.
939
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.721
I can't believe I'm gonna say this...
940
00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:08.405
...but I'm willing to try again.
941
00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:13.131
Did you hear what I said?
942
00:50:15.120 --> 00:50:16.167
Uh...
943
00:50:17.680 --> 00:50:19.728
Okay. Good talk.
944
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:27.291
So why did you stop taking
the "anger meds," as you call them?
945
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:29.522
- I didn't think they were working.
- I did.
946
00:50:29.680 --> 00:50:33.890
Except to affect me in places
that I just didn't want to be affected.
947
00:50:34.040 --> 00:50:37.840
- Have you been unable to maintain an erection?
- I didn't say that. Did I say that?
948
00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:41.209
- He's having trouble finishing.
- Meaning that I can go all night.
949
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:42.407
Boom.
950
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:46.963
And now you feel that he's reverting back
to his past behaviors.
951
00:50:47.520 --> 00:50:49.363
It's as if we're in a time machine.
952
00:50:49.560 --> 00:50:52.086
The past behaviors
that almost ended your marriage.
953
00:50:52.240 --> 00:50:53.321
Yes.
954
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:55.524
You don't feel that is true, Ari?
955
00:50:55.680 --> 00:50:58.604
No, of course I don't feel
that it's true, because it's not.
956
00:50:59.240 --> 00:51:01.440
I promised my wife
that if she let me go back to work...
957
00:51:01.520 --> 00:51:05.525
...it would be nothing but fun, and it has
been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.
958
00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:09.726
And the anger meds didn't make me calm.
They just made me not able to come...
959
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:12.651
...which just made me angry
and just made my wife sore.
960
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:16.247
Now, currently,
I am a little bit stressed...
961
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:19.768
...about this giant movie, because I haven't
been able to see it until yesterday.
962
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:21.445
Thank God, it's fucking amazing.
963
00:51:21.640 --> 00:51:24.325
Suddenly this little punk bitch version
of Forrest Gump...
964
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:27.768
...thinks he has the authority to weigh in on
cutting my movie star director's brother...
965
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:31.686
...and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father
won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.
966
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:36.482
So, yes, I am a tiny, tiny bit stressed,
which is normal, no?
967
00:51:37.680 --> 00:51:40.251
Why don't we keep the focus off work?
968
00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:44.400
- Tell her what you did today.
- What does that have to do with anything?
969
00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:47.200
He told his ex-assistant that he could
have his wedding at our house.
970
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.800
- "Ex-assistant." He's like a daughter to me.
- You didn't even ask me.
971
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:53.243
- I thought you'd like it.
- 300 gay men running around in our yard?
972
00:51:53.400 --> 00:51:55.448
You're making bigoted
assumptions now, baby.
973
00:51:55.600 --> 00:52:00.242
He said it was it'd be a toga-themed
wedding with glass dildos as centerpieces.
974
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:02.323
That was a joke, obviously.
975
00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:04.643
He has these highs and lows.
976
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:09.283
Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming,
and the next he's on the ground, praying.
977
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:12.728
And I have this feeling in my gut
that he could explode at any second.
978
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:13.927
It's just not true.
979
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:17.760
- I told you to turn that off.
- I thought I did. Ahem.
980
00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:20.161
It could be the Texan or Vince...
981
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.691
It's the studio.
982
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:26.321
It's a new phone.
I don't how to turn the ringer off.
983
00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.680
- Turn the whole power off.
- Well, I don't know how to.
984
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:31.240
Well, it's the studio again.
985
00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:33.607
- Don't answer that.
- Well, it must be important.
986
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:35.683
- Don't.
- It could be about the Texan or Vince.
987
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:37.325
I have to take it. I...
988
00:52:39.200 --> 00:52:41.168
- What?
- Did you show a cut...
989
00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:43.891
...of Vince's movie
to Larsen McCredle's son?
990
00:52:44.040 --> 00:52:45.405
Yes. How do you know?
991
00:52:45.560 --> 00:52:47.369
The editor just called.
992
00:52:47.520 --> 00:52:49.966
Apparently the kid showed up with notes.
Jesus.
993
00:52:50.120 --> 00:52:51.610
- Is Vince there?
- Not yet.
994
00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:53.808
But the kid said, and I'm quoting:
995
00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:56.201
"That pretty boy director is locked out...
996
00:52:56.400 --> 00:52:58.767
...along with everyone else,
until I say so."
997
00:52:59.080 --> 00:53:01.082
Aargh!
998
00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:06.520
Ari?
999
00:53:06.680 --> 00:53:08.444
- Ari?
- I gotta go, Dana.
1000
00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:16.962
I'm okay to continue.
1001
00:53:18.280 --> 00:53:20.726
Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad.
1002
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:25.562
- Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head.
- Why don't you just call her and apologize?
1003
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:28.843
I already did. She sent me
straight to voice-mail. Twice.
1004
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:30.729
Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.
1005
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:35.124
- But I got my own problems right now.
- Don't fuck girls with boyfriends, you wouldn't.
1006
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:38.523
- She never mentioned she had a boyfriend.
- I wouldn't worry about it.
1007
00:53:38.680 --> 00:53:40.920
Unless she sells you out,
how's he gonna find you anyway?
1008
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:42.371
Well, maybe he recognized me.
1009
00:53:42.520 --> 00:53:45.091
What are the odds of that?
A billion to one at least.
1010
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.806
- Could you please not make fun of me?
- Ever?
1011
00:53:49.600 --> 00:53:51.284
All right, what's the problem?
1012
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:55.081
You know what I'm auditioning
for tomorrow?
1013
00:53:55.240 --> 00:53:57.641
Victim Number Three on The Mentalist.
1014
00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:01.566
- An old, broken-down male ballerina.
- Good part?
1015
00:54:03.560 --> 00:54:07.246
You know, I know people have looked
at me as a joke for the past 20 years.
1016
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:09.689
But in Vince's movie...
1017
00:54:09.840 --> 00:54:11.410
...it felt like I found something.
1018
00:54:12.200 --> 00:54:14.282
And I'm just praying that people see it...
1019
00:54:14.440 --> 00:54:16.647
...and that things really change for me.
1020
00:54:17.040 --> 00:54:19.088
I got a good feeling that they will.
1021
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:22.486
Thanks.
1022
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:25.763
- Hey, is that E?
- No.
1023
00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:28.241
- Maybe.
- That is E.
1024
00:54:30.600 --> 00:54:31.647
Hang on.
1025
00:54:38.120 --> 00:54:39.167
Yo, E!
1026
00:54:40.200 --> 00:54:42.168
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1027
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:44.163
Where's your car?
1028
00:54:44.320 --> 00:54:46.322
Nobody walks in L.A., E.
You look stupid.
1029
00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:49.167
My life is over.
1030
00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:53.964
Come on, Travis. Open the door.
1031
00:54:54.120 --> 00:54:57.329
- I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince.
- On what? Come on!
1032
00:54:58.080 --> 00:55:00.401
- Just open the door!
- Yo, Vinnie, what's up?
1033
00:55:00.560 --> 00:55:03.211
- Yo, what's up, Mark?
- I'm doing some looping for Ted 3.
1034
00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:05.767
- 3? How many of those are you gonna do?
- Shit, I'll do 20 if I can.
1035
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:08.002
What's the matter? Your girlfriend
lock you out of the editing room?
1036
00:55:08.160 --> 00:55:09.889
No, my co-financier.
1037
00:55:10.040 --> 00:55:12.646
You serious? My boys will break down
the fucking door right now.
1038
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:14.760
- I got the Hamster here. He's crazy.
- I'm crazy.
1039
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:16.441
- Vinnie.
- What's up, Ari?
1040
00:55:16.600 --> 00:55:19.683
- What kind of shit studio you running here?
- Mark, hey. Calm down.
1041
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.047
Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited.
1042
00:55:22.200 --> 00:55:24.123
You don't want everybody around town thinking
that this is how you treat your filmmakers.
1043
00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:26.886
- What the fuck is going on?
- I am dealing with it.
1044
00:55:27.040 --> 00:55:28.963
E said he won't release any more money.
1045
00:55:29.120 --> 00:55:30.167
- Can he do that?
- Ari.
1046
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:31.961
He's got issues.
1047
00:55:32.120 --> 00:55:34.282
- He doesn't like the movie?
- It doesn't matter.
1048
00:55:34.680 --> 00:55:35.920
Tell him the truth.
1049
00:55:36.080 --> 00:55:39.482
- Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak!
- Tell him the truth. Don't be shy.
1050
00:55:40.720 --> 00:55:43.690
He doesn't like Drama.
He wants to cut him out.
1051
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:46.570
- Johnny?
- That's fucked up, Vince.
1052
00:55:46.720 --> 00:55:50.805
I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E.
If they try to out my mother, I'd kill somebody.
1053
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:53.042
Even if she sucked as bad
as Drama probably sucks.
1054
00:55:53.240 --> 00:55:56.164
You guys know Reggie from Jordan, right?
You want some shoes?
1055
00:55:56.320 --> 00:55:58.163
- No, no, we're good, Mark.
- Gotcha.
1056
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:01.164
- I'm not cutting out Johnny.
- No, you're not.
1057
00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:02.810
I will take care of it.
1058
00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:04.047
You better.
1059
00:56:08.120 --> 00:56:10.009
Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.
1060
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.803
Have the redneck country-ass hick
in editing bay three dragged off my lot.
1061
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:21.204
If he resists, you have my permission
to shoot him in the fucking head!
1062
00:56:24.600 --> 00:56:26.284
You're like an NBA player, E.
1063
00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:28.528
Imagine when someone says,
"You have twins?"
1064
00:56:28.680 --> 00:56:32.321
He says, "No, they're not twins.
One was born in October, one in April."
1065
00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:35.131
- Like miniature Irish twins.
- You guys are funny...
1066
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:38.648
- ...but what do I do?
- Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours.
1067
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:41.326
- Yeah, or if she wants it.
- Well, she wants something.
1068
00:56:47.640 --> 00:56:50.246
- You guys don't have to wait.
- We know. We will anyway.
1069
00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:58.004
He's a fucking idiot.
Who cares what he thinks?
1070
00:56:58.160 --> 00:57:01.448
Someone, apparently, because
they're letting him hold my film hostage.
1071
00:57:01.640 --> 00:57:04.120
- Not to pile on...
- What?
1072
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:08.126
Well, my publicist called and said that
Just Jared wants to know if we're dating.
1073
00:57:08.600 --> 00:57:11.524
I don't care. Up to you. Tell them
whatever you're comfortable with.
1074
00:57:11.680 --> 00:57:13.444
That wasn't their only question.
1075
00:57:13.600 --> 00:57:14.840
- No?
- No.
1076
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:17.731
They wanted to confirm that there's
something wrong with the movie...
1077
00:57:17.880 --> 00:57:20.247
- ...since you canceled the screening.
- Oh, Jesus.
1078
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:22.801
- What did you tell them?
- That it was great.
1079
00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:27.129
Do you really think it's great?
1080
00:57:27.720 --> 00:57:28.960
Yes.
1081
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:31.331
Now, stop.
1082
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:33.369
You're too good-looking to be insecure.
1083
00:57:38.520 --> 00:57:40.090
I'm gonna call E.
1084
00:57:44.280 --> 00:57:45.805
- Ha.
- Fuck you doing?
1085
00:57:46.120 --> 00:57:47.167
We're hungry.
1086
00:57:50.640 --> 00:57:52.005
Eric.
1087
00:57:52.680 --> 00:57:54.091
Hey.
1088
00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:55.441
- Paula.
- Yeah, of course.
1089
00:57:55.600 --> 00:57:58.206
- Hi. How are you?
- Good. Funny running into you here.
1090
00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:00.931
I wanted to talk to you,
but we didn't exchange numbers.
1091
00:58:01.120 --> 00:58:02.360
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
1092
00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:06.405
- Do you mind if I sit for a minute?
- You know, actually, I have a meeting right now.
1093
00:58:06.560 --> 00:58:09.609
- Is there any way I can call you later?
- We had sex last night...
1094
00:58:09.760 --> 00:58:11.922
- ...so I'm gonna sit for one minute.
- Okay.
1095
00:58:12.080 --> 00:58:14.970
- Isn't that the girl he banged last night?
- I think so.
1096
00:58:15.120 --> 00:58:18.044
- She the one that got pregnant?
- I can't keep up with this guy.
1097
00:58:18.200 --> 00:58:21.329
I just wanted to say that
that was really fast for me.
1098
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:23.164
I don't usually do that that fast.
1099
00:58:23.320 --> 00:58:24.367
Me either.
1100
00:58:24.560 --> 00:58:26.289
It was something about you.
1101
00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:30.007
Like, you just seemed
so sweet and innocent.
1102
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:31.881
Is that an act?
1103
00:58:32.240 --> 00:58:34.368
- No.
- Really?
1104
00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:37.724
- Hey.
- Hey.
1105
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:40.724
- Is that the other one?
- I don't know. I guess.
1106
00:58:41.160 --> 00:58:42.286
This could get ugly.
1107
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:44.204
- Should we do something?
- Yeah.
1108
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:46.806
- Take pictures.
- What, did you bring a date?
1109
00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:50.163
No, no, no. We just ran into each other.
I just met him last night.
1110
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:51.924
- Oh.
- Is this your girlfriend?
1111
00:58:52.080 --> 00:58:54.367
- Uh...
- Last night you said you didn't have one.
1112
00:58:54.520 --> 00:58:56.329
I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.
1113
00:58:56.480 --> 00:58:58.403
No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend.
1114
00:58:58.560 --> 00:58:59.846
Excuse me.
1115
00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:01.811
Although, we did have sex...
1116
00:59:01.960 --> 00:59:03.769
...uh, yesterday.
1117
00:59:05.120 --> 00:59:06.690
Are you serious? So did we.
1118
00:59:07.040 --> 00:59:09.691
- Did he get you pregnant also?
- Not that I know of.
1119
00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:13.049
You better check because, apparently,
he has very strong swimmers.
1120
00:59:13.200 --> 00:59:16.682
Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today.
1121
00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:19.450
What time did you guys have sex?
1122
00:59:19.600 --> 00:59:21.045
Like 6 a.m. Why?
1123
00:59:21.240 --> 00:59:22.526
Okay, so you're fine.
1124
00:59:22.680 --> 00:59:25.968
The reason why
I wanted to talk to you today...
1125
00:59:26.160 --> 00:59:28.401
This is, like, embarrassing. Um...
1126
00:59:28.560 --> 00:59:30.841
- You might need to go to the doctor too.
- What?
1127
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:32.923
I really don't wanna talk about this
in front of her.
1128
00:59:33.080 --> 00:59:35.082
- Talk about what?
- Ugh.
1129
00:59:35.800 --> 00:59:38.644
Okay, I might have something.
It's probably not contagious.
1130
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:40.888
- Ew.
- Don't get nasty with me, bitch.
1131
00:59:41.040 --> 00:59:43.920
- What do you have, like herpes or something?
- Can you shut the fuck up?
1132
00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:47.322
Shh. Girls, I don't know what to say
to you at the same time...
1133
00:59:47.520 --> 00:59:50.888
Why don't you say you're sorry
for being another typical L.A. douchebag?
1134
00:59:51.040 --> 00:59:53.281
- Because I'm not.
- Well, we think you are.
1135
00:59:53.480 --> 00:59:55.608
Who runs around and uses
as many girls as he can.
1136
00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:57.524
- I don't.
- Well, we think you do.
1137
00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:01.083
- "We"?
- We used to live together, Eric.
1138
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:03.886
We haven't spoke in a little,
but we did this morning...
1139
01:00:04.040 --> 01:00:05.610
...and somehow your name came up.
1140
01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:10.761
- So you're not really pregnant.
- No.
1141
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.201
- And you don't have herpes.
- No.
1142
01:00:13.520 --> 01:00:14.601
Thank God!
1143
01:00:14.760 --> 01:00:16.250
This was pointless.
1144
01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:18.368
No. This isn't pointless. I get the point.
1145
01:00:18.520 --> 01:00:21.569
Thank you. Well, not thank you,
but, I mean, I'm sorry.
1146
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:23.000
What the fuck?
1147
01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:29.129
It's still too bleak.
1148
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:31.726
Yes, this movie will be
an Oscar contender...
1149
01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:33.245
...but it also has
commercial appeal as well.
1150
01:00:33.640 --> 01:00:36.689
The poster needs
to let toothless guys in Texas...
1151
01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:39.320
...who snort meth
and possibly fuck their sisters...
1152
01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:42.051
...know that it's also fun
for a Saturday night.
1153
01:00:42.240 --> 01:00:44.083
If only we could see it, Ari.
1154
01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:46.931
DVDs are being made as we speak.
Everyone can see it now.
1155
01:00:47.120 --> 01:00:48.770
- You've seen it?
- Oh, yes.
1156
01:00:48.920 --> 01:00:50.400
- And it works?
- It works, Dana.
1157
01:00:50.520 --> 01:00:52.761
I saw it last night. Ha-ha-ha.
1158
01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:55.440
It works so well, in fact, that tonight,
after everyone goes home...
1159
01:00:55.600 --> 01:00:59.685
...I might sneak onto the set, go into the
Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.
1160
01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:02.842
Ari. John Ellis keeps calling.
1161
01:01:04.200 --> 01:01:06.248
- The chairman of the studio?
- I know who he is.
1162
01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:07.481
He's on the lot.
1163
01:01:07.680 --> 01:01:09.603
- John Ellis is on the lot?
- Yeah.
1164
01:01:09.760 --> 01:01:10.807
What'd he say?
1165
01:01:13.360 --> 01:01:16.011
He said to tell you
to get your ass up to his office. Now.
1166
01:01:17.560 --> 01:01:19.130
What should I, uh, tell him?
1167
01:01:20.520 --> 01:01:24.127
You tell him to get his ass
down to my office.
1168
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:27.005
Now!
1169
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:30.323
Ari. Ari!
1170
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:32.130
He said what?
1171
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:34.650
Motherfucker.
1172
01:01:48.720 --> 01:01:50.051
Ari. Hey, buddy.
1173
01:01:50.200 --> 01:01:53.727
- Dude, what's this May 4th release date?
- I don't have any time for this.
1174
01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:56.201
- Come on, dude. Are you serious?
- I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it.
1175
01:01:56.360 --> 01:01:59.921
We're up against Tyler Perry, the new
Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered.
1176
01:02:00.080 --> 01:02:02.082
You know what, I don't know you.
1177
01:02:11.200 --> 01:02:12.440
Hey, Warren.
1178
01:02:12.600 --> 01:02:15.729
- What the hell did you do to John Ellis?
- It's all good.
1179
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:18.451
- You know how much of the studio I own?
- The whole thing.
1180
01:02:18.600 --> 01:02:20.090
Yeah, well, fix it, Ari.
1181
01:02:20.240 --> 01:02:22.208
It's done. Thank you, Warren.
1182
01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:36.167
- Ari! Ari!
- I can't now, Jess.
1183
01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:38.049
Are you kidding me?
1184
01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:41.649
I just got off the phone
with fucking Kives...
1185
01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:44.883
...and he said that you still haven't
greenlit my passion project.
1186
01:02:45.040 --> 01:02:47.566
- No, I know. Jess, we're going...
- What the fuck?
1187
01:02:47.720 --> 01:02:51.406
Do you think I give a shit about
zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?
1188
01:02:51.560 --> 01:02:53.403
I'm dealing with a
first-time director here...
1189
01:02:53.560 --> 01:02:57.610
...who's more interested in Instagramming
my ass. Hashtag "Jessica Alba's ass."
1190
01:02:57.760 --> 01:02:59.364
- Well...
- Are you kidding me?
1191
01:02:59.520 --> 01:03:03.127
Look me in the face.
I'm gonna walk off this project...
1192
01:03:03.280 --> 01:03:05.601
- ...if you don't greenlight my movie.
- Done.
1193
01:03:05.800 --> 01:03:07.404
- Swear.
- I swear to you, it's done.
1194
01:03:07.560 --> 01:03:08.641
- Swear.
- It's done.
1195
01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:10.251
- On your mom.
- Yeah, on my mom.
1196
01:03:33.240 --> 01:03:34.810
Are you out of your fucking mind?
1197
01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:37.611
- Relax, John. Your heart.
- I don't have a heart problem.
1198
01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:39.728
No, but you're old. Heh.
1199
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:41.041
You think this is funny?
1200
01:03:41.200 --> 01:03:43.123
You told me when I took this job
that I wouldn't have to answer to McCredle.
1201
01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:46.204
I didn't know you would
go over budget on your first shot.
1202
01:03:46.360 --> 01:03:49.045
It doesn't matter what a movie costs.
Only what it makes.
1203
01:03:49.200 --> 01:03:52.568
- This one is going to make...
- Ari, I put my reputation on the line...
1204
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:53.921
...to get you this job.
1205
01:03:54.080 --> 01:03:55.764
No, you begged me to take this job.
1206
01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:57.843
Actually, you begged me
to take your job.
1207
01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:01.641
And then you took your offer back and
told me that you were going to groom me.
1208
01:04:02.040 --> 01:04:05.089
- For one year.
- And this is your idea of grooming?
1209
01:04:05.240 --> 01:04:07.288
This is the new world. We're all in it.
1210
01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:08.566
We minimize our risk.
1211
01:04:08.720 --> 01:04:13.044
And maximize our position as pussies
by kowtowing to cowtippers?
1212
01:04:13.240 --> 01:04:17.848
I told you, with this movie, I didn't want
any of their fucking farm money.
1213
01:04:18.040 --> 01:04:20.042
- I didn't need it.
- The board disagreed.
1214
01:04:20.720 --> 01:04:22.165
And so did I.
1215
01:04:22.320 --> 01:04:25.164
About how much you spent
and about how you made it.
1216
01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:27.811
So this is all about Vince.
1217
01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:31.601
Nobody thought he had any business directing
this film. You bullied it through.
1218
01:04:31.800 --> 01:04:34.280
That's why you wanted me
to succeed you.
1219
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:36.761
- I bully everything through.
- See it any way you like.
1220
01:04:37.200 --> 01:04:40.010
I'm taking you off this movie.
Dana Gordon is in charge now.
1221
01:04:40.160 --> 01:04:42.970
We made a great movie
that this idiot is trying to fuck up.
1222
01:04:43.120 --> 01:04:47.091
This idiot's father owns half
the fucking negative, and you know it.
1223
01:04:47.240 --> 01:04:49.641
He can toss it in the garbage
if he decides to.
1224
01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:52.121
- You have the...
- Dana has this covered.
1225
01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:53.890
You stay the fuck out of it.
1226
01:04:54.040 --> 01:04:55.530
Hey, John. You can't do this.
1227
01:04:55.680 --> 01:04:57.648
Ari, I just did.
1228
01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:03.491
Yo, E, what the fuck?
I've been calling you for two hours.
1229
01:05:03.640 --> 01:05:07.008
Sorry, my phone's dead. You cannot
imagine what I've been dealing with.
1230
01:05:07.160 --> 01:05:10.289
- These girls here are crazy.
- I'm never touching another one again.
1231
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.807
Why, because of this
or because no one'll let you?
1232
01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:14.371
Guys, you know I love you all,
but right now...
1233
01:05:14.520 --> 01:05:16.204
...I don't give a fuck
about what you're talking about.
1234
01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:20.888
We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and
I need my manager-producer back now, okay?
1235
01:05:21.040 --> 01:05:22.246
Okay.
1236
01:05:22.400 --> 01:05:25.244
Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna
release the money?
1237
01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:27.602
- He didn't like the movie?
- What didn't he like?
1238
01:05:28.360 --> 01:05:29.566
Is it me?
1239
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:34.969
Please, for the love of God,
tell me it's not me he didn't like.
1240
01:05:35.120 --> 01:05:37.521
What kind of a sick,
narcissistic fuck are you?
1241
01:05:37.680 --> 01:05:41.127
- Not everything in the world is about you.
- Seriously, Drama.
1242
01:05:45.720 --> 01:05:46.846
Just cut me out, bro.
1243
01:05:47.040 --> 01:05:48.121
Johnny, stop.
1244
01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:49.361
No, I get it.
1245
01:05:49.520 --> 01:05:50.601
Just cut me.
1246
01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:52.564
The good life wasn't meant for me.
1247
01:05:52.760 --> 01:05:56.526
I was given the gift of delusional confidence,
but not any real talent.
1248
01:05:56.720 --> 01:05:58.563
Will you shut up and put that shit down?
1249
01:05:58.760 --> 01:06:02.685
- You should be drinking my tequila anyway.
- Real men drink whiskey, Turtle.
1250
01:06:11.040 --> 01:06:12.371
Vince.
1251
01:06:15.040 --> 01:06:17.884
I don't want you to fuck up your movie
because of me, bro.
1252
01:06:18.040 --> 01:06:20.407
You're worth more to the
universe than I am.
1253
01:06:20.560 --> 01:06:22.005
And I'm finally okay with that.
1254
01:06:22.760 --> 01:06:24.171
Johnny.
1255
01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:26.846
This movie is what it is
because of you...
1256
01:06:27.040 --> 01:06:28.201
...and because of E...
1257
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:30.931
...and even Turtle.
Because we do things we love.
1258
01:06:31.080 --> 01:06:34.482
Not things some rich prick, whose daddy
gives him everything, tells us to.
1259
01:06:34.880 --> 01:06:37.406
You're really good in this movie.
Tell him, guys.
1260
01:06:38.240 --> 01:06:40.971
I didn't even think you could act
until I saw this.
1261
01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:43.161
Thanks.
1262
01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:44.890
Don't worry, we'll handle it.
1263
01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:48.487
If it doesn't work out, we can always
move back to Queens with Ma, right?
1264
01:06:49.040 --> 01:06:50.769
I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro!
1265
01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:52.160
I'll handle it.
1266
01:06:52.360 --> 01:06:54.601
I like the weather out here too much.
1267
01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:02.570
- Hello?
- Guess what?
1268
01:07:02.720 --> 01:07:05.769
I know who you are:
Tarvold from Viking Quest.
1269
01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:07.570
And I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1270
01:07:07.720 --> 01:07:09.529
Hey, Pal, guess what?
1271
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:11.411
I'm already dead.
1272
01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:14.883
So fucking bring it!
1273
01:07:18.640 --> 01:07:20.722
Hey! There he is.
1274
01:07:20.880 --> 01:07:22.962
- Travis. Thanks for making the time.
- No, thank you for coming to me.
1275
01:07:23.120 --> 01:07:24.960
- How are you?
- You're sitting in on this too?
1276
01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:27.410
Uh, yeah.
1277
01:07:27.600 --> 01:07:29.045
Okay. Look.
1278
01:07:29.200 --> 01:07:31.521
I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince.
1279
01:07:32.160 --> 01:07:36.643
- But that Ari just wouldn't let me be heard.
- Probably just being protective. He's like that.
1280
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:39.883
Well, I'm just being protective
of my money. I'm like that.
1281
01:07:40.040 --> 01:07:41.644
- We understand that.
- I'm sorry.
1282
01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.201
I know we met before,
but what is your involvement in this again?
1283
01:07:44.360 --> 01:07:46.681
- I'm the producer of the movie.
- And my manager.
1284
01:07:46.840 --> 01:07:48.001
Oh, yeah!
1285
01:07:48.160 --> 01:07:52.051
Uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan,
spinning pizza dough, right?
1286
01:07:52.200 --> 01:07:54.931
Vince, you take care of more people
than Red Cross, huh?
1287
01:07:55.080 --> 01:07:57.082
I like to think they take care of me.
1288
01:07:57.240 --> 01:07:59.527
It's probably best
to think of it that way, yeah.
1289
01:07:59.720 --> 01:08:02.451
Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on the movie.
1290
01:08:02.640 --> 01:08:04.961
- I know you have some issues with my brother.
- Yeah.
1291
01:08:05.120 --> 01:08:06.610
- He's not good.
- Well...
1292
01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:10.367
- Yeah, I disagree.
- It's probably because you're too close to it.
1293
01:08:10.560 --> 01:08:13.245
You can't see it clearly
because he's your brother.
1294
01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.044
As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.
1295
01:08:15.200 --> 01:08:18.966
Maybe there's a bigger issue that's
making you not like his character, Travis.
1296
01:08:19.120 --> 01:08:21.964
He's pretty pivotal in the movie,
including the final scene.
1297
01:08:22.120 --> 01:08:24.248
I don't understand
how you could cut him out.
1298
01:08:24.400 --> 01:08:26.846
Yeah, I think that bigger issue thing
makes sense.
1299
01:08:27.000 --> 01:08:29.731
Oh. Did you have other problems
with the movie?
1300
01:08:29.880 --> 01:08:33.282
- Yeah, I did. I gave Ari a whole list.
- Maybe you could be more specific.
1301
01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:36.565
You're putting me
in an awkward position here, Vince...
1302
01:08:36.720 --> 01:08:39.530
...because not only are you the director,
you're the star.
1303
01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:41.921
It's okay.
I won't take anything personally.
1304
01:08:42.080 --> 01:08:44.811
With a movie, there are so many parts
that have to come together.
1305
01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:47.008
So tell me, what exactly didn't you like?
1306
01:08:47.160 --> 01:08:49.083
Well, okay.
1307
01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:51.250
Aside from your brother...
1308
01:08:51.400 --> 01:08:52.481
...I didn't like you.
1309
01:08:55.160 --> 01:08:59.370
Understand, this is really strange for me, Vince,
because I really am a big fan of yours.
1310
01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:03.764
I'm probably the only person in the whole world
who liked that Medellin thing that you did.
1311
01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:07.766
But, with this, you know, it's like
you were trying to do this kooky thing...
1312
01:09:07.920 --> 01:09:10.810
...like Johnny Depp did
in Pirates of the Caribbean.
1313
01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:13.606
Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.
1314
01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:16.650
And it could've been stupid,
but, God, it worked.
1315
01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:18.729
What you did here, though...
1316
01:09:19.200 --> 01:09:20.281
...it just didn't.
1317
01:09:20.440 --> 01:09:22.442
Maybe that's because you directed it...
1318
01:09:22.600 --> 01:09:25.046
...and all you had was your buddy
looking over your shoulder.
1319
01:09:25.200 --> 01:09:27.282
You don't have anyone
who can come in and say:
1320
01:09:27.440 --> 01:09:30.410
"Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up
and goofy."
1321
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:32.204
But it most certainly was.
1322
01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:36.480
You should've punched him
right in the fucking face.
1323
01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:40.040
- Oh, believe me, I thought about it.
- Maybe we are too close to it. Maybe I do suck.
1324
01:09:40.160 --> 01:09:42.561
- Pfft.
- You know what, bro?
1325
01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:45.803
If you do, at least we suck together.
1326
01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:53.847
- It's good, right, baby?
- Yes, Ari.
1327
01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:56.682
- You like it?
- Yes.
1328
01:09:56.840 --> 01:09:58.649
- But do you love it?
- I love it.
1329
01:09:59.200 --> 01:10:01.168
- You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
- No.
1330
01:10:01.680 --> 01:10:02.806
- Then say it again.
- I love it, Ari.
1331
01:10:02.960 --> 01:10:04.041
- Say it again, honey.
- I love it!
1332
01:10:04.200 --> 01:10:06.407
It's the best movie Vince has ever done!
1333
01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:07.641
Now can we finish?
1334
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:10.401
The meds are still in me, baby.
I'm not sure I can.
1335
01:10:10.600 --> 01:10:14.810
Then get off because I was done,
like, 20 minutes ago.
1336
01:10:16.240 --> 01:10:17.526
I'm sorry.
1337
01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:19.728
It's this kid. He's killing me.
1338
01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:22.167
I know I haven't been great
to you lately, baby.
1339
01:10:22.360 --> 01:10:26.445
You know that I didn't come back for the money.
I came back to leave a legacy.
1340
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:28.689
To make my family proud.
1341
01:10:29.040 --> 01:10:33.443
And I wanna go out on my own terms.
And this kid is trying to hobble me.
1342
01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:35.204
Like Tonya Harding.
1343
01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:38.087
And I can't have it because he's wrong.
1344
01:10:38.240 --> 01:10:40.971
Drama sucking,
I could've maybe bought that.
1345
01:10:41.120 --> 01:10:42.201
But Vince?
1346
01:10:42.360 --> 01:10:45.284
No. I'm a million percent sure
he is wrong.
1347
01:10:46.480 --> 01:10:48.482
It's just his opinion.
1348
01:10:48.680 --> 01:10:50.489
What can you do?
1349
01:11:00.320 --> 01:11:01.600
Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.
1350
01:11:01.720 --> 01:11:03.961
- What, Ari, no suit?
- Not tonight, DV.
1351
01:11:16.480 --> 01:11:18.050
Who told you where I was staying?
1352
01:11:18.960 --> 01:11:20.485
My office booked your room for you.
1353
01:11:20.640 --> 01:11:21.971
- Can I come in?
- No.
1354
01:11:22.120 --> 01:11:24.088
You haven't returned any of my calls.
1355
01:11:24.240 --> 01:11:26.322
- Ari, I have people here.
- I don't mind.
1356
01:11:26.480 --> 01:11:28.289
Oh. Sorry about that.
1357
01:11:28.440 --> 01:11:31.205
Didn't realize you were
in the middle of a work session.
1358
01:11:31.360 --> 01:11:35.410
Maybe I should call security and have your
ass dragged out. How would you like that?
1359
01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:39.241
I am sorry about that, but we do have
what are known as protocols.
1360
01:11:39.440 --> 01:11:42.125
- Even in this lawless town.
- My father wants to shoot you.
1361
01:11:42.280 --> 01:11:44.203
We could have
a Mexican standoff, then.
1362
01:11:44.400 --> 01:11:48.121
Because after looking at your long list
of proposed changes to my movie...
1363
01:11:48.320 --> 01:11:52.848
...I wanna shoot myself because
they don't make any fucking sense.
1364
01:11:53.000 --> 01:11:54.331
I agree.
1365
01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:57.286
- With what?
- I'm grasping at straws here, Ari.
1366
01:11:57.440 --> 01:11:59.169
I don't know how to fix my problems.
1367
01:11:59.320 --> 01:12:01.527
- Vincent Chase's great in this movie.
- Bullshit.
1368
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:05.685
He sucks. His too-pretty face ruins
the fucking thing. It's distracting.
1369
01:12:05.880 --> 01:12:08.611
How the hell are you gonna fix
his face with editing?
1370
01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:10.484
I guess I'm not.
1371
01:12:10.640 --> 01:12:12.608
Which is why I told my father
we should bite the bullet...
1372
01:12:12.800 --> 01:12:14.370
...put some more money into it...
1373
01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.490
...and reshoot it with new actors
and a different director.
1374
01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:20.923
Reshoot? Do you have any idea
what that'll cost?
1375
01:12:21.080 --> 01:12:22.889
That's your job to figure out.
1376
01:12:23.040 --> 01:12:26.089
But I'll bet that there's a cheap way
to do it digitally.
1377
01:12:26.480 --> 01:12:29.006
Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur
in concert last year.
1378
01:12:29.160 --> 01:12:31.640
That guy's been dead 20 years.
1379
01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:34.848
You had no problem with Vince at the party.
1380
01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:36.570
A fan, even.
1381
01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:38.563
Did something happen?
1382
01:12:39.240 --> 01:12:41.288
I don't know what you're talking about.
1383
01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:45.962
- What happened?
- I don't know what you're talking about, Ari.
1384
01:12:46.120 --> 01:12:49.044
But if you don't leave right now,
I really will call security.
1385
01:12:51.880 --> 01:12:54.247
This guy's really gonna screw up
$100 million movie...
1386
01:12:54.400 --> 01:12:57.085
- ...because of a personal problem?
- That's what Ari says.
1387
01:12:57.240 --> 01:13:00.449
- Says he wants to replace me with a hologram.
- Can they even do that?
1388
01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:03.007
I was replaced
with a digital character once.
1389
01:13:03.160 --> 01:13:04.889
But that was before filming began.
1390
01:13:05.240 --> 01:13:07.447
What could I possibly
have done to this guy?
1391
01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:11.286
Did you shake hands when you met him?
Southerners, real particular about manners.
1392
01:13:11.440 --> 01:13:12.885
I think so.
1393
01:13:13.040 --> 01:13:15.168
Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.
1394
01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:16.601
Oh, good God.
1395
01:13:16.760 --> 01:13:19.684
Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell.
1396
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:22.047
- What's up, Armie?
- What's up?
1397
01:13:22.800 --> 01:13:27.249
- You know that I was dating Emily, right?
- Emily? I thought you guys broke up.
1398
01:13:27.400 --> 01:13:29.289
I don't see how that fucking matters.
1399
01:13:30.160 --> 01:13:32.322
No, this isn't the time or the place.
1400
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:34.920
But just know that I will enjoy
sneaking up behind you...
1401
01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:36.800
...and snatching the
fucking life out of you.
1402
01:13:38.200 --> 01:13:40.567
You know what I'm talking about,
right, Drama?
1403
01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:43.489
You guys enjoy your salads.
1404
01:13:46.040 --> 01:13:48.486
- That was awkward.
- He's a lot bigger than I thought.
1405
01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:50.722
Why didn't you just tell him
it wasn't true?
1406
01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:52.291
Because it is true.
1407
01:13:52.440 --> 01:13:55.410
- Really. Since when?
- Since after the screening.
1408
01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:59.282
I went over there later, after she was
done watching the movie with Travis.
1409
01:14:01.840 --> 01:14:03.001
What?
1410
01:14:03.480 --> 01:14:06.324
A girl? This whole thing
is over a fucking girl?
1411
01:14:06.480 --> 01:14:07.686
You guys are being crazy.
1412
01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:09.689
I can't believe you were with Emily
and you didn't tell us.
1413
01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:10.881
Why would I tell you?
1414
01:14:11.040 --> 01:14:12.929
Because most of the fun
of being with a girl that hot...
1415
01:14:13.080 --> 01:14:16.448
- ...is that you get to tell your friends about it.
- Turtle, I think we define "fun" differently.
1416
01:14:16.600 --> 01:14:18.762
- I can't believe this.
- Believe what?
1417
01:14:18.920 --> 01:14:20.922
There's no way Travis
could know about this.
1418
01:14:21.080 --> 01:14:22.491
- No way.
- Why not?
1419
01:14:22.680 --> 01:14:25.411
He probably waited outside of her house
after she got rid of him.
1420
01:14:25.600 --> 01:14:27.921
We're the only ones dumb enough
to not realize you'd go over there.
1421
01:14:28.080 --> 01:14:30.003
Come on. That's ridiculous.
1422
01:14:32.160 --> 01:14:35.721
- Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini?
- I know it. He had it on the lot. Why?
1423
01:14:37.120 --> 01:14:40.522
Jesus fuck.
You couldn't just hold off one night?
1424
01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:44.571
- We're a year into this thing.
- Seriously, Vin. This will set up our next 20.
1425
01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:47.161
- And give me a life.
- I hope she was worth it.
1426
01:14:47.320 --> 01:14:50.290
You really saying I should've kept away
from her because of him?
1427
01:14:50.440 --> 01:14:52.283
I mean, is that who we are?
1428
01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:56.449
- I would've banged her.
- Yeah, me too.
1429
01:14:56.600 --> 01:14:59.126
- Wife might even give me a pass for her.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1430
01:14:59.280 --> 01:15:01.009
- Fuck him.
- No, seriously. Fuck him.
1431
01:15:01.160 --> 01:15:03.447
We don't need him.
I'll put up the eight million.
1432
01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:05.847
How much fucking money
did this guy make?
1433
01:15:06.000 --> 01:15:09.288
Vin, I'm serious. Not just because I love you.
I love this movie.
1434
01:15:09.480 --> 01:15:11.244
I appreciate it, Turtle,
but I can't let you do that.
1435
01:15:11.440 --> 01:15:13.329
- I'll put up the money.
- I'll split it.
1436
01:15:13.480 --> 01:15:15.323
- Thank you.
- I'm strapped, bro.
1437
01:15:16.000 --> 01:15:19.209
All the love in this room is really
fucking touching, but you can't.
1438
01:15:19.360 --> 01:15:21.328
It's McCredle's movie.
He doesn't need or want your money.
1439
01:15:21.480 --> 01:15:24.086
- So that's it?
- No. I will handle this, as usual.
1440
01:15:24.240 --> 01:15:26.163
- How?
- Don't worry, Carrot Bottom.
1441
01:15:26.320 --> 01:15:27.606
I got ideas. Later.
1442
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:29.604
- Later.
- Later.
1443
01:15:30.480 --> 01:15:32.164
I can't believe there's nothing we can do.
1444
01:15:32.320 --> 01:15:35.210
I got an audition at 3.
Who wants to run lines with me?
1445
01:15:35.360 --> 01:15:36.885
- No way.
- Not a chance.
1446
01:15:38.240 --> 01:15:40.481
- Ronda finally answered my text.
- What'd she say?
1447
01:15:40.680 --> 01:15:44.685
She said, "If you want to apologize,
do it in person like a man."
1448
01:15:44.840 --> 01:15:46.365
You guys wanna come with?
1449
01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:48.050
- Sure.
- Sure.
1450
01:15:49.280 --> 01:15:52.602
You are the master of your universe...
1451
01:15:52.760 --> 01:15:55.969
- ...if you control your own physical universe.
- Om.
1452
01:15:56.120 --> 01:15:59.567
I will solve this problem.
1453
01:16:01.000 --> 01:16:03.731
Calmness and control of breath...
1454
01:16:04.320 --> 01:16:06.322
- ...are keys to success.
- Om.
1455
01:16:06.480 --> 01:16:10.246
I will figure this out.
1456
01:16:11.560 --> 01:16:13.927
Put fear to the side...
1457
01:16:14.080 --> 01:16:17.721
- ...for fear will conquer you.
- Om.
1458
01:16:17.920 --> 01:16:22.482
I will let no man see the darkness
inside of me.
1459
01:16:24.200 --> 01:16:25.486
Om.
1460
01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:30.720
I will learn how to stop this fucking phone
from overtaking my fucking calming CD!
1461
01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:33.121
- What?
- About the wedding, Ari.
1462
01:16:33.280 --> 01:16:34.964
Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...
1463
01:16:35.120 --> 01:16:38.283
...than who's gonna give you away
at your big fat gay wedding.
1464
01:16:38.440 --> 01:16:39.601
Call your boys at Grindr.
1465
01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:41.603
- I'm sure there's an app for that.
- Listen, Ari...
1466
01:16:41.760 --> 01:16:44.240
...I just got finished talking
to a classroom of 8th graders...
1467
01:16:44.280 --> 01:16:46.521
...about the future
of the agenting business.
1468
01:16:46.680 --> 01:16:50.844
And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me.
My father is not coming to my wedding.
1469
01:16:51.040 --> 01:16:52.485
That is not my problem, Lloyd.
1470
01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:54.927
- Do you know why he's not coming?
- I don't care.
1471
01:16:55.080 --> 01:16:58.004
It's because he hasn't spoken to me
since I came out.
1472
01:16:58.160 --> 01:17:01.562
He didn't know before that? Who is he,
the guy from The Crying Game?
1473
01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:05.890
- You're the closest thing I have to a father now.
- Lloyd! I can't deal with this.
1474
01:17:06.040 --> 01:17:08.964
Not while I'm trying to figure out
how to save this movie...
1475
01:17:09.120 --> 01:17:12.169
...which is the most important investment
I have ever made.
1476
01:17:12.320 --> 01:17:14.971
You invest in people, Ari, not product.
1477
01:17:15.120 --> 01:17:17.600
That's why I have succeeded,
and that's why you will.
1478
01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:19.330
- Oh, and Ari?
- What?
1479
01:17:19.480 --> 01:17:20.720
I love you.
1480
01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:28.526
Fuck! Fuck!
1481
01:17:28.680 --> 01:17:30.205
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1482
01:17:30.360 --> 01:17:31.930
Fuck!
1483
01:17:38.440 --> 01:17:41.011
Still time to leave.
I don't think she saw you yet.
1484
01:17:42.760 --> 01:17:44.410
Oops.
1485
01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:45.686
Too late.
1486
01:17:47.040 --> 01:17:48.485
Hey, Ronda.
1487
01:17:49.120 --> 01:17:52.522
Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring
your backup dancers everywhere?
1488
01:17:53.240 --> 01:17:54.526
Sorry, Vince.
1489
01:17:55.280 --> 01:17:58.409
- You said if I wanted to apologize...
- What is there to apologize about?
1490
01:17:58.560 --> 01:18:01.769
- I didn't want you to have the wrong idea.
- What was the right idea?
1491
01:18:01.920 --> 01:18:03.001
I wanted...
1492
01:18:03.160 --> 01:18:06.846
- Yeah, I want to take you out.
- So then why this talk about us doing business?
1493
01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:10.925
Because this guy got in my head, telling me
there's no way you'd be interested in me.
1494
01:18:11.120 --> 01:18:15.444
Not very manly to let another guy
influence what you do with a lady, bro.
1495
01:18:15.600 --> 01:18:16.840
Especially this guy.
1496
01:18:17.240 --> 01:18:20.244
Listen, Ronda. Turtle's shy
and he really likes you.
1497
01:18:20.400 --> 01:18:22.084
He could care less about business.
1498
01:18:22.240 --> 01:18:25.642
- Everyone in this town has an angle.
- I don't. I really, really don't.
1499
01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:28.810
Let me prove it. What do you wanna do?
You wanna take me in the ring?
1500
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:31.406
- I'll let you beat me up for a round.
- Let me?
1501
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:34.683
Heh-heh. You know, he does box
and do some cardio.
1502
01:18:35.560 --> 01:18:37.210
I meant, like, I won't fight back.
1503
01:18:37.360 --> 01:18:40.489
You couldn't last 30 seconds with me
if your life depended on it.
1504
01:18:41.200 --> 01:18:43.885
- I could really hurt you.
- I last 30 seconds...
1505
01:18:44.040 --> 01:18:47.442
- ...you let me take you on a date.
- Last 60 and I'll let you fuck me.
1506
01:18:52.400 --> 01:18:53.925
- How much time?
- Three seconds!
1507
01:18:54.120 --> 01:18:56.009
- What do I do? What do I do?
- Something!
1508
01:18:56.160 --> 01:18:57.366
- Anything!
- Pray!
1509
01:18:58.400 --> 01:19:00.482
- She's got the armbar!
- That's not good!
1510
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:01.880
- Tap out, Turtle!
- Time?
1511
01:19:02.040 --> 01:19:03.280
Fifteen seconds!
1512
01:19:03.440 --> 01:19:04.805
Tap or I'll break it.
1513
01:19:04.960 --> 01:19:06.962
- How much time?
- Ten seconds!
1514
01:19:07.120 --> 01:19:08.849
- Do you think I'm bluffing?
- Tap out!
1515
01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:10.650
- You won't do it!
- It isn't worth it, Turtle.
1516
01:19:10.800 --> 01:19:12.768
- Don't tap out!
- Ronda, I don't quit.
1517
01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:15.048
- I just wanted to take you to dinner!
- Fine!
1518
01:19:15.880 --> 01:19:18.611
- Oh!
- Aagh!
1519
01:19:24.200 --> 01:19:25.486
Larsen McCredle's office.
1520
01:19:25.840 --> 01:19:30.323
- It's Ari Gold again.
- Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already...
1521
01:19:30.480 --> 01:19:32.801
...Mr. McCredle is unavailable
to speak with you.
1522
01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:34.883
And I told you 20 times
I need to speak with him.
1523
01:19:35.080 --> 01:19:36.650
- Where's Dana?
- Meeting.
1524
01:19:36.800 --> 01:19:40.043
Try him again and tell him
it's an emergency regarding his son.
1525
01:19:40.200 --> 01:19:41.531
Everything okay with Travis?
1526
01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:43.364
- Have you seen the movie Taken?
- Yes.
1527
01:19:43.520 --> 01:19:45.568
Think of me
as the Liam Neeson character...
1528
01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:48.644
...and Mr. McCredle as my target
if I don't hear back from him.
1529
01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:50.808
- Have you heard back from Dana?
- She's still in that meeting.
1530
01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:53.042
- What meeting?
- Laura didn't know.
1531
01:19:53.200 --> 01:19:56.682
- Have you tried John Ellis again?
- Yes. Apparently he's in the same meeting.
1532
01:19:56.840 --> 01:19:58.490
Think the Texas money guy's in town.
1533
01:19:59.640 --> 01:20:02.644
And you don't think this is information
that I could've used?
1534
01:20:02.800 --> 01:20:03.847
Where is this meeting?
1535
01:20:04.000 --> 01:20:06.207
I'm not supposed to say.
I can call Dana.
1536
01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:10.610
- Where's the fucking meeting?
- John's house in Santa Barbara.
1537
01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:12.808
- Should I tell them you're coming?
- Nope!
1538
01:20:13.280 --> 01:20:16.489
Tell them to build
a big fucking bomb shelter.
1539
01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:19.648
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1540
01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:21.404
I was born with them.
1541
01:20:21.560 --> 01:20:24.245
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1542
01:20:24.400 --> 01:20:26.562
Ah...
1543
01:20:26.720 --> 01:20:28.370
- Euripides. Euripides.
- Uh...
1544
01:20:28.520 --> 01:20:30.363
Can you do that to yourself, please?
1545
01:20:30.520 --> 01:20:32.488
It's my process, asshole.
1546
01:20:32.680 --> 01:20:34.409
- Euripides. Aeschylus.
- Douchebag.
1547
01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:37.643
Lemona, lumina, lino...
Lemona, luminum, linoleum.
1548
01:20:37.800 --> 01:20:39.131
Yeah, hey, Morn.
1549
01:20:39.280 --> 01:20:43.524
No, I'm just on this lame audition
with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah.
1550
01:20:43.680 --> 01:20:45.045
- Johnny Chase?
- Yeah.
1551
01:20:45.200 --> 01:20:46.406
You're next.
1552
01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:48.767
Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.
1553
01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:50.604
- Fuck you.
- We know you will.
1554
01:20:50.760 --> 01:20:52.489
- Jimmy Chase is next.
- Hey.
1555
01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:55.765
- Hey, Richard. I didn't know you were doing this.
- Yeah.
1556
01:20:56.120 --> 01:20:57.770
That's great. Now I'm excited.
1557
01:20:57.920 --> 01:21:00.571
Aw, thanks.
Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.
1558
01:21:01.800 --> 01:21:03.848
- "Jimmy"?
- No?
1559
01:21:04.040 --> 01:21:07.408
- No. Johnny.
- Oh. That's my fault.
1560
01:21:07.560 --> 01:21:10.211
I'm so sorry. It's "Johnny."
I told him "Jimmy."
1561
01:21:10.360 --> 01:21:12.647
There was a Jimmy in earlier.
I think that's it.
1562
01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:15.491
He's Vinnie Chase's brother.
1563
01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:17.523
I know. Yeah.
1564
01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:19.848
You're Vinnie Chase's brother?
1565
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:21.331
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1566
01:21:21.520 --> 01:21:24.842
- You look nothing like him.
- Not even a little.
1567
01:21:25.000 --> 01:21:26.286
You know, we've met before.
1568
01:21:26.480 --> 01:21:28.801
- We have?
- Yeah. West Wing.
1569
01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:31.964
- Did you do an episode?
- No, I got cast in the pilot.
1570
01:21:32.720 --> 01:21:34.688
And then replaced after the table read.
1571
01:21:34.840 --> 01:21:38.208
- Huh. Well, you missed a pretty good run.
- Heh.
1572
01:21:39.080 --> 01:21:41.686
Uh, any notes before I get started?
1573
01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:43.683
Nope. No notes, Johnny.
1574
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:47.047
Whenever you're ready,
Sarah will read with you.
1575
01:21:50.240 --> 01:21:51.480
Okay.
1576
01:21:51.640 --> 01:21:53.768
- Did you go to school for dance?
- Oh, my God.
1577
01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:56.483
- What?
- I'm sorry. Nothing.
1578
01:21:56.680 --> 01:21:58.489
- Just keep going.
- What?
1579
01:21:59.400 --> 01:22:01.482
Did you go to school for dance?
1580
01:22:01.680 --> 01:22:04.286
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1581
01:22:04.480 --> 01:22:06.209
I was born with them.
1582
01:22:06.360 --> 01:22:08.169
- Oh, my God!
- What?
1583
01:22:08.360 --> 01:22:10.488
Sorry, Johnny.
We're getting all this on tape.
1584
01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:12.608
It's great,
just keep reading with Sarah.
1585
01:22:12.760 --> 01:22:16.367
- Sarah, keep going with the...
- Would you describe yourself as flexible?
1586
01:22:16.520 --> 01:22:18.727
Well, I guess you could say
I am pretty limber.
1587
01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:20.484
Jesus Christ!
1588
01:22:20.640 --> 01:22:21.721
Are you guys joking?
1589
01:22:21.880 --> 01:22:24.121
- I'm trying to act here.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1590
01:22:24.280 --> 01:22:26.408
What the fuck are you looking at?
1591
01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:28.688
We're looking at you, Johnny.
1592
01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:30.530
We're looking at you.
1593
01:22:30.680 --> 01:22:33.081
Are you familiar
with the penal code in this county?
1594
01:22:33.240 --> 01:22:35.925
Here's the good news:
I won't ever forget you again.
1595
01:22:36.080 --> 01:22:37.844
TMZ presents:
1596
01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:40.970
Raw Emotion with Johnny Chase.
1597
01:22:41.120 --> 01:22:43.407
Oh, yeah. Oh...
1598
01:22:43.600 --> 01:22:48.811
We got a sex tape
from a huge star...'s brother.
1599
01:22:50.440 --> 01:22:51.521
Oh, you like that?
1600
01:22:51.680 --> 01:22:54.445
He was video chatting with this girl,
it turned into sex...
1601
01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:58.127
- ...her boyfriend posted it to Revenge Girlfriends.
- And cut to the Chase!
1602
01:23:03.120 --> 01:23:05.487
Oh, my fucking God.
1603
01:23:06.400 --> 01:23:08.084
Oh, good merciful God.
1604
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:11.042
Oh, my God.
1605
01:23:13.440 --> 01:23:15.807
- Oh, God.
- That's what I'm talking about.
1606
01:23:15.960 --> 01:23:18.008
Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid.
1607
01:23:19.160 --> 01:23:20.889
Oh, my God.
1608
01:23:22.880 --> 01:23:24.484
Oh, my God.
1609
01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:26.161
Oh, my God!
1610
01:23:29.560 --> 01:23:32.040
- Over here, Johnny!
- What the fuck you looking at?
1611
01:23:32.440 --> 01:23:34.920
How about I shove
that camera up your ass, huh?
1612
01:23:35.080 --> 01:23:36.650
What are you looking at?
1613
01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:38.840
Stop fucking looking at me.
What are you looking at?
1614
01:23:38.880 --> 01:23:39.961
You got a problem?
1615
01:23:40.160 --> 01:23:41.605
Stop looking at me.
1616
01:23:42.320 --> 01:23:44.288
I can't believe
you just ignored me yesterday.
1617
01:23:44.440 --> 01:23:46.647
- I wasn't ignoring you.
- He wasn't ignoring you.
1618
01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:48.609
Really? We're all gonna do this? Okay.
1619
01:23:48.760 --> 01:23:51.923
- He didn't respond.
- He had some crazy things happen yesterday.
1620
01:23:52.080 --> 01:23:54.401
- He didn't call me today.
- You probably should've called today, E.
1621
01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:56.800
- I didn't know what to say.
- He didn't know what to say.
1622
01:23:56.840 --> 01:23:59.491
For six months,
he begs me to take him back.
1623
01:23:59.640 --> 01:24:03.201
Now I say I'm willing to try,
and he doesn't know what to say?
1624
01:24:03.360 --> 01:24:06.569
- She's got a lot of anger towards me.
- Maybe you should save this for later.
1625
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:08.643
I said I'll keep trying to get over it.
1626
01:24:08.800 --> 01:24:11.883
- He's right. Maybe we should save it till later.
- No, I think we should talk about this now.
1627
01:24:12.240 --> 01:24:13.526
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
1628
01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:16.809
Why not? You've been here
for everything else but the conception.
1629
01:24:16.960 --> 01:24:18.724
Good point. E, say something.
1630
01:24:19.240 --> 01:24:20.446
Stop.
1631
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:25.682
Look, Sloan, I love you, okay? You know that.
And there's nobody else I'd rather be with.
1632
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:29.049
But there's no more trying.
You're either over the past or not.
1633
01:24:29.200 --> 01:24:32.488
Yo. Guess who's got the strongest bones
in the Assante family?
1634
01:24:32.640 --> 01:24:34.244
- No break?
- Nope. Torn labrum.
1635
01:24:34.400 --> 01:24:35.520
But dinner with Ronda is on.
1636
01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:37.921
So, Sloan, any way
we can get this labor process cranking?
1637
01:24:38.240 --> 01:24:39.571
Really?
1638
01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:41.444
See what I'm saying? Let's go!
1639
01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:42.681
You guys were stopped.
1640
01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:14.086
Ari, are you fucking crazy?
You can't land there!
1641
01:25:14.240 --> 01:25:17.005
Ah, but, John, I just did.
1642
01:25:24.880 --> 01:25:26.041
Hello.
1643
01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:28.125
Must not have gotten my invite.
1644
01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:30.564
Wow.
1645
01:25:30.720 --> 01:25:32.370
I know all of you.
1646
01:25:34.240 --> 01:25:37.005
Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite
at the Super Bowl.
1647
01:25:37.160 --> 01:25:39.686
Must not be the difference maker
that you claimed.
1648
01:25:41.680 --> 01:25:44.047
Meldman, all those nights in Cabo...
1649
01:25:44.600 --> 01:25:46.045
Meaningless.
1650
01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:50.089
Larsen, you must not have gotten
all my messages.
1651
01:25:50.240 --> 01:25:52.402
And you must be a lot tougher
than you look.
1652
01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:55.450
Okay, this room is gonna be
even more hostile than I thought.
1653
01:25:55.600 --> 01:26:00.049
Which is interesting because I heard
the purpose of this meeting was to fire me.
1654
01:26:00.200 --> 01:26:03.807
- Where'd you hear that?
- I heard it up here, John.
1655
01:26:04.720 --> 01:26:08.008
Not from you,
who I've known for 20 years.
1656
01:26:08.160 --> 01:26:10.322
Not from you, Dana, who I used to...
1657
01:26:10.480 --> 01:26:12.642
Anyway, you wanna fire me...
1658
01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:15.565
...because Mr. McCredle's son...
1659
01:26:16.960 --> 01:26:18.769
...doesn't like the movie that I made.
1660
01:26:19.360 --> 01:26:21.601
Well, I don't think
you know the whole story.
1661
01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:23.490
Oh, really, Gold?
1662
01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:26.211
Well, I can't wait to hear
the fucking fairy tale you spin.
1663
01:26:26.360 --> 01:26:27.850
Heh. Me too.
1664
01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:29.445
Shut up, Travis.
1665
01:26:29.600 --> 01:26:31.409
Travis doesn't really hate the movie.
1666
01:26:32.440 --> 01:26:33.680
He hates Vince.
1667
01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:35.842
- Dad, he's so full of shit.
- What'd I say?
1668
01:26:36.040 --> 01:26:38.361
- Do you want a boot up your ass?
- No.
1669
01:26:38.520 --> 01:26:40.329
Now, I have a son, so this is hard.
1670
01:26:41.240 --> 01:26:43.004
Well, speak, goddamn it.
1671
01:26:43.160 --> 01:26:44.650
This whole thing is over a girl.
1672
01:26:44.840 --> 01:26:46.001
- What girl?
- Dad, the...
1673
01:26:46.160 --> 01:26:47.605
Shut up!
1674
01:26:48.240 --> 01:26:50.447
What fucking girl, Gold?
1675
01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:52.761
Emily Ratajkowski.
1676
01:26:52.920 --> 01:26:54.285
Oh, I like her.
1677
01:26:54.440 --> 01:26:57.489
- I do too.
- I don't know what he's talking about.
1678
01:26:57.640 --> 01:26:59.802
Oh, come on, Travis.
1679
01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:03.882
You mean to tell me
that you didn't sit outside her house...
1680
01:27:04.040 --> 01:27:07.522
...after she told you good night,
just waiting to see if Vince showed up.
1681
01:27:07.680 --> 01:27:10.604
He fucking snuck in there after me.
I put in a whole night w...
1682
01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:13.962
Wow, I wasn't even 100 percent sure
I was right.
1683
01:27:14.720 --> 01:27:18.202
You should know this, Travis,
that's what movie stars are supposed to do.
1684
01:27:18.360 --> 01:27:20.806
Walk into rooms
and fuck girls that civilians want.
1685
01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:22.411
That's why they're movie stars.
1686
01:27:22.560 --> 01:27:25.769
- You causing trouble over pussy again?
- Dad, this is our money.
1687
01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:27.081
We financed this film.
1688
01:27:27.240 --> 01:27:30.801
I don't think that that pretty boy out
there should be allowed to shit on me.
1689
01:27:31.200 --> 01:27:32.690
Wait outside.
1690
01:27:33.160 --> 01:27:34.241
Are you serious?
1691
01:27:34.400 --> 01:27:36.448
Yes, goddamn it. Wait outside.
1692
01:27:46.280 --> 01:27:48.009
I'm real sorry about that.
1693
01:27:49.120 --> 01:27:53.170
Um, I have a copy of the movie.
Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut.
1694
01:27:53.320 --> 01:27:56.881
I think if you look at it, you're gonna see
that your money is in secure hands.
1695
01:27:57.080 --> 01:28:00.084
- I saw it last night, Larsen.
- Really?
1696
01:28:00.240 --> 01:28:01.321
What'd you think?
1697
01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:03.687
It's amazing.
1698
01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:08.609
I told you. Mwah.
1699
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:10.440
Well, I don't need to see the damn movie.
1700
01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:14.326
You people do what you do, but, uh,
if anybody wants to see more of my money...
1701
01:28:14.480 --> 01:28:16.209
...he still has to go.
1702
01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:19.205
Larsen, you heard what happened.
1703
01:28:19.360 --> 01:28:21.931
What I heard is he treated my son
like a horse's ass...
1704
01:28:22.080 --> 01:28:24.526
...which he is,
but that's not really the point.
1705
01:28:25.200 --> 01:28:27.487
- You said you have a son, Gold?
- I do. He's 12.
1706
01:28:27.640 --> 01:28:32.487
Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not a
complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine.
1707
01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:34.888
But just in case he is...
1708
01:28:35.040 --> 01:28:36.963
...I hope the people that respect you...
1709
01:28:37.160 --> 01:28:39.162
...at least pretend to respect him.
1710
01:28:42.000 --> 01:28:45.129
I can't believe a website
would actually post something like that.
1711
01:28:45.280 --> 01:28:49.126
They posted it as "See Vincent Chase's
Brother Spank It at Vincent Chase's Pool."
1712
01:28:49.280 --> 01:28:51.089
- That was my pool?
- Mine.
1713
01:28:51.800 --> 01:28:54.280
Well, I guess a sex tape
worked for Paris and Kim.
1714
01:28:54.440 --> 01:28:57.680
- Maybe it'll do good for Johnny.
- Vin, a girl playing with herself is one thing.
1715
01:28:57.760 --> 01:28:59.728
Drama doing it, a whole horrifying other.
1716
01:28:59.880 --> 01:29:02.963
Absolutely the most vile, disgusting thing
I've ever fucking seen.
1717
01:29:03.120 --> 01:29:05.851
- Okay, Shauna. Have you heard from him?
- No. Why, is he missing?
1718
01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:08.970
- Called him 10 times. He won't pick up.
- Try him again, please?
1719
01:29:09.120 --> 01:29:11.248
I can get his face on a milk carton.
1720
01:29:11.880 --> 01:29:14.360
- You need to calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down.
1721
01:29:14.520 --> 01:29:18.445
I'm here because I can't calm down,
and I need to see the doctor...
1722
01:29:18.600 --> 01:29:20.443
...who can hopefully calm me down.
1723
01:29:20.600 --> 01:29:22.602
Mr. Chase, he is in with someone.
1724
01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:26.082
Oh, is he in with someone
who's been coming here for 15 years?
1725
01:29:26.240 --> 01:29:29.881
Somebody who scraped up loose change
when insurance wouldn't pay his bill?
1726
01:29:30.040 --> 01:29:32.850
Is he in with someone whose life
is in complete shambles?
1727
01:29:33.200 --> 01:29:34.884
Are you suicidal?
1728
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:37.171
I don't know.
1729
01:29:37.320 --> 01:29:38.970
- Well, if you aren't...
- I am!
1730
01:29:39.120 --> 01:29:42.363
- Let me call 911, have an ambulance come.
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
1731
01:29:44.640 --> 01:29:46.130
What are you looking at?
1732
01:29:46.560 --> 01:29:48.369
- What?
- What's on your screen?
1733
01:29:48.520 --> 01:29:49.760
Nothing.
1734
01:29:52.400 --> 01:29:53.970
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1735
01:29:54.120 --> 01:29:55.690
I'm a dead man!
1736
01:29:56.160 --> 01:29:57.571
I need the doctor.
1737
01:30:01.080 --> 01:30:03.287
Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.
1738
01:30:03.440 --> 01:30:06.762
I've been your patient since you were
at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks.
1739
01:30:07.120 --> 01:30:10.363
I need you right now, goddamn it,
so get your ass out here.
1740
01:30:11.160 --> 01:30:12.810
I'm dying.
1741
01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:14.121
Put the phone down.
1742
01:30:15.240 --> 01:30:16.446
Sorry.
1743
01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:20.881
Mother...
1744
01:30:21.400 --> 01:30:25.007
What, Turtle, what? Will you please
stop calling? I can't talk right now.
1745
01:30:28.160 --> 01:30:29.366
What?
1746
01:30:31.600 --> 01:30:32.806
Really?
1747
01:30:34.560 --> 01:30:37.450
Johnny, what the hell is going on?
1748
01:30:39.440 --> 01:30:41.283
Nothing, doc. All good.
1749
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:44.204
I'm having a baby.
1750
01:30:51.120 --> 01:30:54.488
Congratulations.
You have a brand-new baby girl.
1751
01:30:56.920 --> 01:30:58.126
Thank you.
1752
01:31:00.840 --> 01:31:02.569
She's amazing.
1753
01:31:03.320 --> 01:31:04.890
She looks just like you.
1754
01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:21.043
Ryan Murphy, 6 pounds 4 ounces,
born 19 minutes ago.
1755
01:31:21.240 --> 01:31:23.004
- You're a daddy! Come here.
- Congrats.
1756
01:31:23.200 --> 01:31:25.043
- Congratulations!
- Thank you very much.
1757
01:31:25.200 --> 01:31:27.248
- How's Sloan?
- She's over it.
1758
01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:29.648
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1759
01:31:30.320 --> 01:31:32.129
Do we have ourselves a baby?
1760
01:31:32.280 --> 01:31:35.523
Because in the grand scheme of things,
what the fuck else matters?
1761
01:31:35.680 --> 01:31:37.489
- We got a baby girl!
- You're kidding.
1762
01:31:37.640 --> 01:31:39.210
- Name?
- Ryan.
1763
01:31:40.440 --> 01:31:41.566
Ryan Murphy?
1764
01:31:41.760 --> 01:31:42.841
Yeah, you like it?
1765
01:31:43.000 --> 01:31:45.810
I read for the teacher on Glee
six times and didn't get it.
1766
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:47.564
But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!
1767
01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:51.401
- Piers Morgan?
- Why is Piers Morgan calling you?
1768
01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:52.607
Hello?
1769
01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:54.569
- Hey, Vince. It's Piers Morgan here.
- Hey, Piers.
1770
01:31:54.720 --> 01:31:58.361
- If this is about Emily, no comment.
- I've got no interest in your sex life.
1771
01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:01.683
I'm calling to see if you've got
any comment to make about Ari Gold?
1772
01:32:01.840 --> 01:32:04.491
- As far as what?
- Well, as far as the big breaking news.
1773
01:32:04.640 --> 01:32:06.290
He just resigned from the studio.
1774
01:32:07.440 --> 01:32:09.169
I gotta call you back.
1775
01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:15.962
What's with the stunned face?
Please don't tell me the baby looks like E.
1776
01:32:20.400 --> 01:32:22.209
Yeah, I resigned.
1777
01:32:22.360 --> 01:32:25.921
That's just how I spun it
to save myself the humiliation.
1778
01:32:26.080 --> 01:32:27.809
Truth is, they fired me.
1779
01:32:27.960 --> 01:32:31.851
- Ari, I feel awful. This is all because of me.
- No, it's because of me.
1780
01:32:32.720 --> 01:32:34.404
I got a big ego.
1781
01:32:34.560 --> 01:32:37.484
But there's a reason for that.
It's because I'm always right!
1782
01:32:37.640 --> 01:32:39.722
Must have a big buyout, though, no?
1783
01:32:40.280 --> 01:32:42.248
What, am I on CNBC, Turtle?
1784
01:32:42.400 --> 01:32:45.927
- Yeah, it would've been, even by your standards.
- "Would've been"?
1785
01:32:46.120 --> 01:32:47.201
Thirty million.
1786
01:32:47.360 --> 01:32:51.729
- I told them to lick my balls. I don't take charity.
- You're gonna let them keep $30 million?
1787
01:32:51.880 --> 01:32:55.089
No. Come on. I told them I want
an equity stake in the movie for it.
1788
01:32:55.240 --> 01:32:57.720
Ari, are you serious?
You could lose all your money.
1789
01:32:57.920 --> 01:32:59.649
You're my Mentos man, Vinnie.
1790
01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:01.649
Fifteen years we've been together.
1791
01:33:01.840 --> 01:33:03.729
You think I'm gonna abandon ship now?
1792
01:33:03.880 --> 01:33:06.280
Not even if the water's freezing
and the orchestra's playing.
1793
01:33:06.360 --> 01:33:07.885
Great, a Titanic reference.
1794
01:33:08.040 --> 01:33:09.929
Come on, Ari.
Hyde's gonna be a monster.
1795
01:33:10.080 --> 01:33:12.003
You just said you're always right.
1796
01:33:12.160 --> 01:33:13.321
Until I'm wrong.
1797
01:33:16.000 --> 01:33:17.889
I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up.
1798
01:33:18.040 --> 01:33:21.522
Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us
for investment advice soon. You'll see.
1799
01:33:22.240 --> 01:33:23.685
I'm proud of you, Vinnie.
1800
01:33:23.840 --> 01:33:25.842
I'm real proud. Proud of all of you.
1801
01:33:26.000 --> 01:33:27.889
- Thanks, Ari.
- Congrats again on the baby.
1802
01:33:28.080 --> 01:33:29.206
Thanks again.
1803
01:33:33.560 --> 01:33:34.766
Later.
1804
01:33:35.120 --> 01:33:36.281
Later.
1805
01:33:58.280 --> 01:34:01.887
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.
1806
01:34:02.040 --> 01:34:04.805
We're on the red carpet live.
This is where you want to be.
1807
01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:08.567
Maria, already people are asking
the question: Who will the big winners be?
1808
01:34:08.720 --> 01:34:10.165
If you've been paying attention...
1809
01:34:10.320 --> 01:34:14.291
...you probably get the idea that Vincent
Chase and Hyde are gonna have a huge night.
1810
01:34:14.440 --> 01:34:15.521
That's right, Matt.
1811
01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:20.242
Hyde has been a box office monster
with $450 million worldwide and counting...
1812
01:34:20.400 --> 01:34:23.051
...five nominations, including Best Picture
and two acting nods.
1813
01:34:23.200 --> 01:34:24.611
And that surprise of the year.
1814
01:34:24.800 --> 01:34:27.883
You have a Best Supporting Actor
nomination for Johnny Chase...
1815
01:34:28.040 --> 01:34:30.088
...and he's only in four scenes
in the movie.
1816
01:34:33.240 --> 01:34:36.722
What'd I tell you, Turtle?
You visualize success, you get it.
1817
01:34:36.880 --> 01:34:39.008
But you've been visualizing
it for 20 years.
1818
01:34:39.160 --> 01:34:41.811
No. I've been verbalizing it.
There's a difference.
1819
01:34:41.960 --> 01:34:44.691
Do you think he'll be more difficult
to handle if he wins?
1820
01:34:44.840 --> 01:34:46.365
- Definitely.
- Vincent Chase!
1821
01:34:47.000 --> 01:34:48.240
Hey, Terrence.
1822
01:34:48.400 --> 01:34:52.883
- Congrats on everything. So how does it feel?
- Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro...
1823
01:34:53.080 --> 01:34:56.084
- ...but it feels sick, Terrence.
- You can quote me on that.
1824
01:34:58.720 --> 01:35:01.087
Congratulations.
You're getting a lot of credit...
1825
01:35:01.240 --> 01:35:03.607
...for the work you did
behind the scenes on this movie.
1826
01:35:03.800 --> 01:35:06.320
Well, I'm a little more creative
than people give me credit for.
1827
01:35:06.400 --> 01:35:09.927
I hear you have other offers.
Can you tell us, will you run another studio?
1828
01:35:10.080 --> 01:35:13.163
Maria, I may run a country.
There are a few that could use my help.
1829
01:35:18.520 --> 01:35:20.010
Johnny! Look over here!
1830
01:35:21.800 --> 01:35:23.006
- Mr. Chase!
- Vince!
1831
01:36:06.640 --> 01:36:10.850
And the award for Best Supporting Actor
in a Motion Picture goes to...
1832
01:36:17.120 --> 01:36:18.849
Get the fuck out of here.
1833
01:36:20.520 --> 01:36:23.364
Sorry. I haven't seen the movie yet. I...
1834
01:36:24.320 --> 01:36:25.810
I imagine he's fantastic.
1835
01:36:25.960 --> 01:36:28.122
Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde!
1836
01:36:30.120 --> 01:36:31.326
You won!
1837
01:36:31.480 --> 01:36:33.448
- Get up!
- You won!
1838
01:36:33.640 --> 01:36:35.085
- Get up there!
- Go!
1839
01:36:35.240 --> 01:36:36.241
Go!
1840
01:36:39.120 --> 01:36:40.770
Drama!
1841
01:36:59.240 --> 01:37:00.765
You can fuck it later. You speak.
1842
01:37:05.560 --> 01:37:06.766
Victory!
1843
01:37:09.000 --> 01:37:10.240
Yeah!
1844
01:38:10.240 --> 01:38:11.844
You're doing fine, Lloyd.
1845
01:38:12.360 --> 01:38:13.725
Thank you, Ari.
1846
01:38:13.880 --> 01:38:14.961
And you?
1847
01:38:15.120 --> 01:38:16.610
I may throw up.
1848
01:38:17.200 --> 01:38:18.690
Just breathe.
1849
01:38:23.560 --> 01:38:24.800
Ladies and gentlemen...
1850
01:38:25.280 --> 01:38:29.649
...today we gather to celebrate
one of life's greatest moments.
1851
01:38:30.280 --> 01:38:34.569
The commitment that these two men
are about to make...
1852
01:38:34.760 --> 01:38:36.569
...is the most important commitment...
1853
01:38:36.760 --> 01:38:38.091
...anyone can make.
1854
01:38:38.240 --> 01:38:41.449
If you're not really gay, Lloyd,
now's probably the time to say so.
1855
01:38:41.640 --> 01:38:44.530
And if you are, Ari,
this is probably your time.
1856
01:38:44.680 --> 01:38:45.761
Don't kid yourself, Sulu.
1857
01:38:49.120 --> 01:38:50.690
Mazel tov!
1858
01:38:58.920 --> 01:39:01.685
Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!
1859
01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:14.564
Who's the girl?
1860
01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:17.081
- This is Alyssa Miller.
- Hi.
1861
01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:25.961
I don't understand.
1862
01:39:26.120 --> 01:39:29.090
- Lloyd wanted a Jewish wedding?
- No. My house, my God.
1863
01:39:29.240 --> 01:39:31.925
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim, bitches!
1864
01:39:40.440 --> 01:39:43.410
Vinnie! Get in here. Come on,
we need a group shot. Come here.
1865
01:39:43.560 --> 01:39:44.641
I just don't like it.
1866
01:39:44.800 --> 01:39:48.009
Maybe you just don't fucking get it,
you bean-counting little suit.
1867
01:39:48.160 --> 01:39:50.322
- Ask Vince. See what he thinks.
- What's that?
1868
01:39:50.480 --> 01:39:52.960
- I got an idea.
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
1869
01:39:53.480 --> 01:39:56.529
- It's about Vinnie and the boys.
- Ha-ha.
1870
01:39:56.680 --> 01:39:58.489
And how they started from nothing...
1871
01:39:58.640 --> 01:40:01.291
- ...turned it into all of this.
- Yeah.
1872
01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:03.880
- Dumbest idea I've heard.
- I don't know. Is it?
1873
01:40:04.000 --> 01:40:05.684
- Maybe it's a TV show.
- Yeah.
1874
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:07.001
Maybe I could direct.
1875
01:40:07.160 --> 01:40:10.164
Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda
or the fucking baby can.
1876
01:40:10.320 --> 01:40:11.446
Ari.
1877
01:40:11.600 --> 01:40:14.206
Okay. Everybody get together and smile.
1878
01:40:16.706 --> 01:40:26.706
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