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For the last 12 years,
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Biblical archaeologist Don Verdean
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has received worldwide acclaim
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for his incredible
discoveries in the Holy Land.
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Don's discoveries
have touched the lives
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of countless millions,
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confirming their faith and
the miraculous narratives
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found in the Bible.
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On his latest trip
to the Middle East,
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Don contacted Adabi
Hassan from Saudi Arabia,
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who agreed to accompany
Don to a location
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rumored to be the burial site
of Samson from the Bible.
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But, sadly, upon their arrival,
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all that remained of the
site was a large, empty hole
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caused by looting
the previous month.
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Don was devastated.
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Adabi then informed him
of a lesser known location
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in the valley of Sorek.
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After months of intense excavation,
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Don made the discovery
of a lifetime...
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iron shears dating
back over 3,000 years.
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Could these be the very blades
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used to strip Samson
of his strength?
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Don decided to share his findings
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with Dr. Stelios Patrokolis,
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world-renowned for his excavations
of the Byzantine Empire.
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After reviewing the forensic data,
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Dr. Patrokolis made the
following statement:
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I'll bet.
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After this brief interview
with Dr. Patrokolis,
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Don's discovery was made public.
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He now travels the world
sharing his message of faith
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to a whole new
generation of believers.
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The tireless efforts of Don Verdean
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will continue to bless
millions everywhere.
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Next question.
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Yeah?
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Mr. Verdean, there's a... a, uh, letter.
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Well, it's an online document
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that's received wide distribution
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throughout the ministry, as
I'm... I'm sure you've seen it.
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It's, for the record, from the, uh,
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Israeli Antiquities Authority.
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I'd like to share that,
if that's all right.
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Yes, go right ahead.
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"Thank you for your inquiry dated July 13th
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asking about Don Verdean.
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We cannot confirm his finds
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and have no information
about them whatsoever.
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If he says he has
excavated in Israel,
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he has committed an illegal act.
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We have never heard of this man,
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nor have we had any
dealings with him.
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Legitimate archaeology finds
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are published in professional journals
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or by universities and
other scientific institutes.
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Sincerely yours, Nahum Ishalom,
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spokesman for Israeli Antiquities."
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Thank you. Thank you
for reading that.
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Now, uh,
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Satan takes advantage
of situations like this.
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There's two things happening here.
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One, the Israelis don't
want this discovery confirmed
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until, you know,
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it can be done in a manner
that won't cause a bloodbath.
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Two, all of my excavating was done
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in a very public place,
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and had I done it without a permit,
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I can assure you I would've
been thrown in prison.
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Unfortunately, this is how
the Israelis handle things.
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If you ask any of them
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if they know Don Verdean,
they'll say they don't.
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Carol, did you, uh...
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bring that book with you?
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The one with my ugly face on the front?
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Could you hand it to me?
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Thank you.
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Now...
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if you'll all be so kind
as to look right here.
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In this picture, you will
see myself and another man.
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This gentleman standing next to me
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is none other than Nahum Ishalom,
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spokesman for the Israeli Antiquities
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and author of the letter
that was just read to you.
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When asked if he knew
Don Verdean, he said "no."
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But if you look at this picture,
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you'll see that the
truth is something else.
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Thank you so much.
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- ♪ You may ask me how I know ♪
- Don: You bet. Let's take a picture.
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♪ My Lord is real... ♪
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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♪ My Lord is real... ♪
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Let me make one thing clear.
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These things are God's
things, not my things.
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He is allowed me to find these treasures
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because I am simple man.
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It's very obvious that
I have never found
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anything based on my own intellect.
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Nobody on Earth is...
is clever enough to...
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...find these things of their own volition.
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- That's right.
- You know.
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I work with Tony Lazarus,
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and we'd love to set up a meeting
with Mr. Verdean, if we could.
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♪ I can feel His hand in mine ♪
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♪ And that's enough for me. ♪
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How'd we do tonight?
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Oh, everyone just loved
your presentation, Don,
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but we only sold about 10 copies.
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Well, long as kept a few
sheep from goin' astray,
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can't ask for much more than that.
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What's the rest of our week lookin' like?
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Well, the Friday lecture group
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for the Bible study class just cancelled.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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But I did get a request from a place called
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The Lazarus Fellowship Center.
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Apparently, their pastor's just
dyin' to meet with you tomorrow.
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Wait... wait a second, are
you talkin' about Tony Lazarus?
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Yes. Should I know who that is?
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Well, Tony died in a
car accident 10 years ago
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while drivin' to Wendover with a hooker.
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The spirit left his
body and everything,
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but the good Lord decided
to give him a second chance
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and send him back to Earth
as a modern day Lazarus.
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Incredible.
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Tony married the hooker and they started
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their own ministry together.
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Wow.
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Tony Lazarus.
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What time's he want to see me tomorrow?
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First thing in the morning.
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Praised be the Lord, there he is.
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Whoo!
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Oh, well...
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It is such a pleasure to see you.
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And an absolute honor to finally meet ya.
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I've been followin' your work for
years. I feel like I already know ya.
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Well, it's a real pleasure to be here.
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I-I-I tell
you what, I...
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Well, this is my beautiful wife, Joylinda.
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- Oh.
- I've seen the pictures.
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Lovely to meet you.
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I bet these hands have touched all kinds
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- of sacred relics.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Just a few.
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And who's your wonderful companion?
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Who? Oh, yes! I'm sorry.
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This is my car... uh,
secretary. Carol Jensen.
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- Carol? Oh, that's a lovely name.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
- We're just so happy you two could be here.
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Please, please, y'all, come have a seat.
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We're so grateful you're
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- Come take a seat.
- Whoo!
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I feel it!
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Well, Don, it should be no surprise to you
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that we are all big fans.
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I mean, perhaps your biggest fans.
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We've seen all the DVDs,
read all your books.
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There is no one in the
world that does what you do.
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Well, thank you, Tony.
I've been very fortunate.
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Well, God knows what He's doin'.
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Don, if you would bear with
me, I'm just gonna go ahead
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and cut to the chase and tell
you why I brought you here.
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As I'm sure you're aware,
church attendance in America
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has been on a massive
decline in recent years.
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And I've felt the effects of that
right here in my very own congregation.
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Slowly but surely, this
nation is becommin' godless,
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and it's frightening.
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I mean, not to mention the
fact that there is a...
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a new church that has sprung
up mere blocks from here.
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The pastor there has been
siphonin' my flock for months now.
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You know, he's a former
Satanist turned Christian.
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Oh, people are really
taken by his story.
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Oh, yes, but I fear he's
leadin' them down the wrong path.
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You see,
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he holds them with...
with a fear of the occult.
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That's how he keeps his numbers up,
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and that is not a good foundation.
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And right now, Don, people need
a good foundation more than ever.
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You got that right.
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False prophets aside,
there are some evil factions
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"withinside" the scientific community
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that are dead-set upon
destroyin' the truth.
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You know, the other day I
was walkin' down the street
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and this man told me... he said,
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"Did you know that we have
evolved from protozoas?"
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Do you know what a protozoa is?
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No, I do not.
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It's a God dong sea monkey.
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- Say what?
- Can you imagine that?
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Lookin' around at the loved ones...
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at your mother, at your
father, at your beautiful wife,
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and sayin', "You're a sea monkey.
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You belong on the bookshelf of a child
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that's going to neglect you
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and watch you swim around for a few days
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and then end up falling to the bottom
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of the sea monkey aquarium
and turning into dust."
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Holy Ghost power. That's awful.
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Did you evolve from that, Don?
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Now, you see, these
younger generations, Don,
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they need proof. Okay?
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They need hard evidence
in these dark, dark, times.
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And I believe that the
Lord has been preparing you.
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The Lord wants you to be His...
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His instrument in this great work.
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Now, what I'm proposing, Don,
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is that you allow us
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to participate with you in this great work
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by letting us bankroll
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all your future digs and projects.
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I honestly don't know what to say.
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Any artifact you would find, you would...
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you would bring it here and we'd
present it to our congregation.
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And we'd put it on display for
the whole world to see His truth.
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It'd be like a little museum of
sorts here at the Lazarus Fellowship.
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It would be like a Holy Land
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set in the good ol', U.S. of A.
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Right here, where it
should be. Not over there.
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Well, Tony, I think it's very clear to me
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that the hand of... Providence
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has... brought us to this juncture.
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I-I think it's fair to say this
might be a match made in heaven.
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Oh, I was hopin' you
were gonna say that.
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Don, we have been prayin'
so long and hard for this,
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and we would love nothin' more than
to begin this adventure immediately.
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Well, today's your lucky day.
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I believe I have a solid lead
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on the location of Lot's wife.
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You gotta be kiddin' me.
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Two weeks ago my sources
inside Israel sent me this.
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Approximately three furlongs to the south
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of where I discovered the sulfuric
remains of Sodom and Gomorrah.
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This is incredible.
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Have the Israelis tested
this for salt content?
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The sample taken to the lab
indicated that this structure
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was made up of 97% sodium chloride.
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I was told that's the purest
salt they've ever tested.
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I don't know what to say.
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I mean, Don, you've
actually found Lot's wife.
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It's all right, sweetheart.
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When can we bring her here?
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Hi, shalom, Boaz?
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It's Don Verdean.
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I can... I can barely hear you.
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Boaz, it's Don Verdean
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from America. How are ya?
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Shem, sheket. Sheket!
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Shalom from... can you hear me?
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No, tell the camel, "Shut up."
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The camel keep talking.
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Boaz, it's Don Verdean from America.
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- How are ya?
- Hello, Don.
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Ah, yes, it's me, Boaz.
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Uh, what's up, man?
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Well, uh, good news. You
remember that pillar of salt
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you and your brother found out
in the desert two weeks ago?
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Well, I need you to ship it to me.
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I can wire you the money tonight.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, that thing.
- Yeah, about that.
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That's not there anymore.
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Uh, I'm sorry, say that again?
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I said, "That is not there anymore."
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What do you mean, "It's not there anymore"?
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- Where'd it go?
- Me and Shem were out there today,
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and we're looking and we're looking,
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but, uh, we don't see her.
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Well, are you sure you're
looking in the right place?
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No?
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- Uh, say what?
- Uh, maybe.
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Now come on, Boaz!
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I mean, this could be
the find of the century.
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I mean, we're talkin'
about Lot's wife here.
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There are a lot of
rocks out there, Don.
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They all look the same. How
do I know which one is the one?
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Well, it can't be that hard.
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We need the one with breasts.
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Oh, the breasts. Okay, that one.
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- Oh, yeah.
- There's one big white rock,
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and it has breasts on it.
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All right. Chill out, sababa.
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- It's cool.
- No, it's not cool!
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Okay? Get the Marines, get the Taliban,
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get the Mormon Tabernacle
Choir, if you have to,
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but find the pillar of salt!
286
00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:18,538
Now, don't you be facetious, Don.
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Don't screw this up, Boaz.
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You get her on a plane tomorrow.
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There are countless souls whose
very salvation is at stake here.
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You do not want their blood on your hands.
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- Do you want to go to hell?
- No.
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- Do you believe in hell?
- I'm not sure,
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but I don't take chances.
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All right, well, I'll wire
you the money tonight.
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- Hey, Don?
- What?
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Catch you later, man.
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All right, well, I'll catch you later, too.
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All right. Goodbye, now.
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Good Lord, have mercy.
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I brought you some supper.
301
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You didn't have to do that.
302
00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:15,295
It's just some pot stickers
and a raisin cookie.
303
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,364
Well, I don't care much for raisins,
304
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but thank you.
305
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:23,803
Carol, how long you
been workin' for me now?
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- Almost eight months.
- Wow.
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Time's really flown by.
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Well, after what's transpired today,
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I need you to cancel
the rest of the tour.
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But, more importantly, it doesn't look like
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I'm gonna need anyone to
manage my schedule anymore.
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Oh, uh, uh, okay.
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- Yeah.
- Well, um,
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I'm happy to stick around a few more days
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to help you transition.
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00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:52,465
What? No. No, no, Carol,
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00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:55,701
you're not getting fired.
I-I-I want to promote you
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to research assistant
and field documentarian.
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00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,742
Oh, Don, I would be honored!
320
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:06,580
Carol, I want to make one thing very clear.
321
00:16:06,581 --> 00:16:09,449
Finding treasure in
the Earth is meaningless
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unless it will help someone get to heaven
323
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that wouldn't get there otherwise.
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That's what I admire about you, Don.
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You're in this for all the right reasons.
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00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,630
Well...
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00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:25,300
- good night.
- Night.
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00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:32,139
Ah!
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00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:10,777
Well, there she is. Lot's wife.
330
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:14,114
Don, don't get me wrong, I
mean, she obviously is beautiful,
331
00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:16,883
but, uh, is it just me, or does she look
332
00:17:16,884 --> 00:17:18,518
a little different than
she does in the, uh,
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00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:20,554
photograph the Israelis sent you?
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00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:24,091
Well, Tony, I'm always amazed
at how certain artifacts
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00:17:24,092 --> 00:17:27,361
have the ability to
completely re-write history.
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00:17:27,362 --> 00:17:29,762
Based on the evidence
standing right here before us,
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I think it's very plausible that
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00:17:31,999 --> 00:17:34,069
Lot's wife was a hermaphrodite.
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00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:37,537
I'm sure it was quite
common in those days.
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00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,507
Limited gene pool,
incest, and what have you.
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00:17:40,508 --> 00:17:42,675
That would probably explain why Lot's wife
342
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,045
was so dead-set upon returning
to the Forbidden City.
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00:17:45,046 --> 00:17:47,047
Bingo.
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My only fear is the, uh,
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00:17:48,782 --> 00:17:51,050
milk drinkers of my congregation.
346
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Is this meat going to be
too much for them to swallow?
347
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:06,700
- Hello?
- Boaz, what in the hell did you send me?!
348
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:08,535
What do you mean
what did we send you?
349
00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:11,137
We sent you Lot's wife. The
one with the two breasts.
350
00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:12,905
Well, she also came
351
00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:16,410
with a veritable fruit salad in her pants!
352
00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:18,412
Now, come on, Boaz!
353
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:21,581
I just can't tolerate this
type of sloppy archaeology.
354
00:18:21,582 --> 00:18:23,616
Let me ask you this,
355
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:27,086
which one of you screwed
up my pillar of salt?!
356
00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:30,556
Don, Don, this is the real
Lot's wife. I promise you.
357
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,959
She was smuggled straight
out of the Holy Land.
358
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,694
I know it's different from
the picture we sent you,
359
00:18:35,695 --> 00:18:38,698
but this one matches the
description in the "Bibla."
360
00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:40,800
- What did you say?
- You have to believe me
361
00:18:40,801 --> 00:18:42,635
that this is really her, Don.
362
00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:44,837
This is Lot's wife.
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00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:48,107
I'm telling you, Don.
I'd bet my life on it.
364
00:18:48,108 --> 00:18:50,009
Now stop calling me about this.
365
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,717
♪ Don't turn back ♪
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♪ When your husband tells you not to ♪
367
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:05,659
♪ It's not a woman's lot in life ♪
368
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:09,863
♪ To give a single thought to ♪
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00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,731
♪ What her husband commands ♪
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00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:16,736
♪ Is what she ought to do ♪
371
00:19:16,737 --> 00:19:18,838
♪ And don't turn ♪
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00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:22,741
♪ To a pillar of salt ♪
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♪ Pillar of salt ♪
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00:19:26,747 --> 00:19:29,583
♪ It's all her fault ♪
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00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:31,884
♪ She should have listened ♪
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00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:36,856
♪ When her husband shouted "halt" ♪
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00:19:36,857 --> 00:19:40,626
♪ Instead of Sodom and Gomorrah ♪
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00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,629
♪ She should have just stayed home ♪
379
00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,797
♪ And read the Torah ♪
380
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:48,168
♪ Now she's a pillar ♪
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♪ Of salt. ♪
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00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:58,511
Wonderful.
383
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,550
Wasn't that beautiful?
384
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,121
Beautiful voice, beautiful message.
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00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:10,524
Brothers and sisters, I am humbled
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00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:12,959
by what I am going to share with you.
387
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,760
Just a few weeks ago,
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00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:17,530
an incredible discovery
was found in Israel.
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00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:20,100
World renowned
archaeologist Don Verdean
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00:20:20,101 --> 00:20:22,536
and his team of experts
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00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:24,738
have uncovered what many scholars believe
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00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,073
to be the remains of Lot's wife,
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00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:31,076
as found in Genesis 19, verse 26.
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00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:34,213
"His wife looked
back from behind him
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00:20:34,214 --> 00:20:36,816
and she became a pillar of salt."
396
00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:40,653
Just when the world thought that
the windows of heaven were closed,
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00:20:40,654 --> 00:20:43,923
the Lord has granted us a miracle.
398
00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,592
And an answer
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00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:48,728
to life's greatest mystery.
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00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:52,031
Who was this woman, and
why was she so dead-set
401
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:53,834
about returning to that hellhole?
402
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,569
Without further ado,
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00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:59,306
I present to you the
first of what I hope to be
404
00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:02,174
many archaeological discoveries
405
00:21:02,175 --> 00:21:04,810
to prove that the Bible
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00:21:04,811 --> 00:21:06,580
is true.
407
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:37,578
Hallelujah.
408
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,247
Praise the Lord.
409
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,348
Whoo!
410
00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:44,150
Blessed be.
411
00:21:54,028 --> 00:21:56,662
Whoo.
412
00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:03,169
Thank you. Praise God.
413
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:05,070
Congratulations, Tony.
414
00:22:05,071 --> 00:22:06,640
Impressive turnout today.
415
00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:09,241
Looks like your ministry
is almost relevant again.
416
00:22:09,242 --> 00:22:11,911
Don, this is Dennis Fontaine.
417
00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:14,279
He's from the Friendship Harvest Temple.
418
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,517
- Ah, good to meet ya.
- You know, a funny little piece of trivia
419
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,185
- about Mr. Fontaine, he used to be a Satanist.
- Is that right?
420
00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:22,255
Oh, yeah. He was a high priest.
421
00:22:22,256 --> 00:22:24,391
Participated in the orgies, the whole deal.
422
00:22:24,392 --> 00:22:27,259
Then one day he woke up and decided
he was playin' for the wrong team.
423
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,795
Decided to become a Christian.
424
00:22:28,796 --> 00:22:31,096
Quite a discovery you've made here.
425
00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:32,865
Where exactly was it located?
426
00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:35,934
In the Valley of Sittim,
Southern tip of the Dead Sea.
427
00:22:35,935 --> 00:22:38,137
Ah, I'm sure it was.
428
00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:39,939
My colleague Dr. Stanley here
429
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:42,275
teaches life sciences
at Sioux Valley Vo-Tech.
430
00:22:42,276 --> 00:22:44,844
He was wondering if he could
take a sample back to his lab
431
00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:46,945
for carbon dating purposes?
432
00:22:46,946 --> 00:22:50,383
What makes you think you can carbon
date the wrath of the Almighty?
433
00:22:50,384 --> 00:22:53,353
Besides, anyone with a brain
knows that carbon dating
434
00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:56,823
is completely ineffective when
dealing with mineralized fossil.
435
00:22:56,824 --> 00:22:58,258
The isotopes are rendered useless.
436
00:22:58,259 --> 00:22:59,858
Why don't you leave the science
437
00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:02,027
to the scientists, Mr. Verdean?
438
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:04,831
Why don't you leave the things
of God in the hands of his people?
439
00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:08,034
Just thought you boys might like some
forensic data to back up your claims.
440
00:23:08,035 --> 00:23:11,371
But I totally understand if
you're skittish about the results.
441
00:23:11,372 --> 00:23:14,239
I think you might be better off
gettin' some of your own lab work done,
442
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,710
make sure your blood ain't loaded
with V.D. from your Satanic orgy days.
443
00:23:17,711 --> 00:23:19,211
Hey, you better watch yourself.
444
00:23:19,212 --> 00:23:21,114
You better watch yourself.
Fontaine, get ahold of
445
00:23:21,115 --> 00:23:23,883
"Planet of the Apes" here.
446
00:23:23,884 --> 00:23:27,152
You put this jackrabbit in a
corner, he's gonna find a way out.
447
00:23:27,153 --> 00:23:28,922
Look, you can avoid the facts all you want,
448
00:23:28,923 --> 00:23:31,156
but sooner or later
people will want the truth.
449
00:23:31,157 --> 00:23:33,360
Get ready for it.
450
00:23:37,263 --> 00:23:40,266
Fontaine!
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00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:42,367
I know you'd like to take a
sample back to your machine,
452
00:23:42,368 --> 00:23:43,870
but you can find out what it's made of
453
00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:45,739
right now with a good,
old-fashioned lick test.
454
00:23:53,513 --> 00:23:56,015
What in the world was that?
455
00:23:56,016 --> 00:23:59,285
I believe that was some
sort of demonic hiss.
456
00:23:59,286 --> 00:24:02,290
Yo, Don, I'm not so sure that
was a wise move to challenge him.
457
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,232
I don't think you could have asked
458
00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:14,933
for a better reaction today.
459
00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:16,970
The look on everyone's
faces should be bottled up
460
00:24:16,971 --> 00:24:19,037
and sold as an anti-depressant.
461
00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:20,607
Mm-hmm.
462
00:24:22,143 --> 00:24:25,111
Oh, that Joylinda's a real surprise.
463
00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:28,847
She and Tony are perfect for each other.
464
00:24:28,848 --> 00:24:31,316
It's a shame they can't have any kids.
465
00:24:31,317 --> 00:24:33,452
You know, doctor's
say a woman her age...
466
00:24:33,453 --> 00:24:36,088
she should have plenty of fresh eggs.
467
00:24:36,089 --> 00:24:39,191
What in the world are you jabberin' about?
468
00:24:39,192 --> 00:24:41,460
Oh, I'm sorry.
469
00:24:41,461 --> 00:24:45,198
Seems like that pastor may
have shaken you up a bit.
470
00:24:45,199 --> 00:24:48,200
I've had to deal with vipers
like him my whole life.
471
00:24:48,201 --> 00:24:50,002
Nothin' but bottom-dwellers
472
00:24:50,003 --> 00:24:52,238
tryin' to destroy the work.
473
00:24:52,239 --> 00:24:55,441
Oh, I know, but you just gotta
let it just roll right off you.
474
00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:59,077
Well, now, Carol, you need to learn
your place in this partnership.
475
00:24:59,078 --> 00:25:02,147
And right now I need
you to stay quiet
476
00:25:02,148 --> 00:25:04,851
when I think things through.
477
00:25:08,454 --> 00:25:10,422
You know, in the eight
months that you've known me,
478
00:25:10,423 --> 00:25:13,026
you've never asked me one
thing about my personal life.
479
00:25:13,027 --> 00:25:15,995
I-I-I assumed it was a
professional courtesy,
480
00:25:15,996 --> 00:25:19,833
but now I realize you think of
me as a mindless subordinate.
481
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,835
Now, Carol, that's not true.
482
00:25:21,836 --> 00:25:23,970
I just never thought
you had a personal life.
483
00:25:23,971 --> 00:25:26,940
Well, if you cared to ask...
484
00:25:26,941 --> 00:25:29,444
you'd learn that I have a son in prison.
485
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:35,181
Carol, I-I-I had no
idea you had a son.
486
00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:42,255
He was my youthful indiscretion.
487
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,594
Sometimes I feel like that French
whore from "Les Misérables."
488
00:25:55,536 --> 00:25:57,704
I'm sorry to hear that.
489
00:25:58,939 --> 00:26:01,374
How'd your son end up in prison?
490
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:04,277
Well, he said he was starting to become
491
00:26:04,278 --> 00:26:07,479
a Forest Ranger, but he was
actually growing cannabis
492
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,048
in Zion National Park.
493
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:11,483
Three tons of it.
494
00:26:11,484 --> 00:26:14,887
Good Lord be, that's some serious weed.
495
00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:17,190
Yeah.
496
00:26:17,191 --> 00:26:19,491
Now he's servin' a 12-year sentence.
497
00:26:19,492 --> 00:26:22,629
It's a heavy burden
for a single mother.
498
00:26:25,531 --> 00:26:28,534
All I've ever wished for that
boy is to have a father figure.
499
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:30,905
He just needed a dad.
500
00:26:33,507 --> 00:26:36,477
I can't believe you've
shouldered this all by yourself.
501
00:26:37,577 --> 00:26:39,379
My life's just been a train wreck.
502
00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:42,681
But ever since I started workin' for you,
503
00:26:42,682 --> 00:26:46,253
I feel like it's slowly
gettin' back on the right track.
504
00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:54,761
Carol, I want you to know
that I'm here for you.
505
00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,997
I'm glad you shared that with me.
506
00:26:57,998 --> 00:27:00,600
I-I know it can't be easy bein' the mother
507
00:27:00,601 --> 00:27:03,536
of a dope slinger, but know that God
508
00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:06,338
can heal even the worst of sinners.
509
00:27:06,339 --> 00:27:10,043
He doesn't want anything
to do with that right now.
510
00:27:10,044 --> 00:27:13,313
Well, he'll come 'round.
We'll get that boy saved
511
00:27:13,314 --> 00:27:15,647
if it's the last thing we do.
512
00:27:15,648 --> 00:27:18,050
Now have a bite of your bacon.
513
00:27:22,655 --> 00:27:24,390
Gotta have your protein.
514
00:27:24,391 --> 00:27:26,291
Praise God.
515
00:27:29,529 --> 00:27:31,064
Donald, I'm gonna go ahead
and swing for the fences
516
00:27:31,065 --> 00:27:32,297
with this one, all right?
517
00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:34,366
We're battin' 1,000, so why not?
518
00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,669
Lot's wife has gone over like gangbusters,
519
00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:38,337
and we cannot succumb to a sophomore slump.
520
00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:40,105
We need to come correct.
521
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,709
I think the very next
artifact we go after,
522
00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:45,713
Ark of the Covenant.
523
00:27:47,681 --> 00:27:49,982
Well, that's a great idea, Tony, but, uh,
524
00:27:49,983 --> 00:27:51,517
we already know where she is.
525
00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:53,652
We do?
526
00:27:53,653 --> 00:27:56,588
- Where?
- Ethiopia.
527
00:27:56,589 --> 00:27:58,156
It's rested there for hundreds of years
528
00:27:58,157 --> 00:28:00,526
at the church of Our
Lady Mary of Zion in Axum.
529
00:28:00,527 --> 00:28:04,130
It's watched over by a
single guardian monk 24/7.
530
00:28:04,131 --> 00:28:06,234
Does this monk know martial arts?
531
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:09,568
Tell me this, is there anything into
532
00:28:09,569 --> 00:28:12,238
tryin' to strike up some sort of
friendship with this monk fella?
533
00:28:12,239 --> 00:28:14,239
Convince him to bring
the Ark over here?
534
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,775
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
535
00:28:15,776 --> 00:28:18,010
Years ago, I tried to make
small talk with the fellow
536
00:28:18,011 --> 00:28:21,314
when he came up for air... not a good idea.
537
00:28:21,315 --> 00:28:23,682
Besides, if anyone actually sees the Ark,
538
00:28:23,683 --> 00:28:25,450
they will implode.
539
00:28:25,451 --> 00:28:28,653
Whoo. Well, that sounds
like that would suck.
540
00:28:28,654 --> 00:28:30,523
Frankincense.
541
00:28:31,657 --> 00:28:33,492
Penicillin.
542
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:36,362
Sweetheart, those are wonderful
ideas, they really are,
543
00:28:36,363 --> 00:28:39,164
but, uh, we don't need
to waste Don's time
544
00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:41,467
findin' penicillin, baby,
545
00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:44,037
'cause we are... the
world has that already.
546
00:28:44,038 --> 00:28:47,239
What about a scuba expedition
to the bottom of the Red Sea?
547
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,642
Search for the remains of Pharaoh's army?
548
00:28:49,643 --> 00:28:52,478
Gold chariots, breastplates, and the like?
549
00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:56,315
Well, the Red Sea's roughly
170,000 square miles of open water.
550
00:28:56,316 --> 00:28:58,450
I'm not sure I'd know where to begin.
551
00:28:58,451 --> 00:29:00,252
Well, I'll tell you where to begin, Don.
552
00:29:00,253 --> 00:29:02,654
- Faith.
- You got me there.
553
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:06,726
But dredging the ocean floor's an operation
that's way out of our budget range.
554
00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:10,595
I'd say our current resources are
best suited for land excavation.
555
00:29:10,596 --> 00:29:12,498
Don, this is hard.
556
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:15,401
Oh, this is tough. I
got a jumble of thoughts
557
00:29:15,402 --> 00:29:17,069
just going on like there's a fog.
558
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:19,506
Like Lucifer has farted inside my brain.
559
00:29:20,773 --> 00:29:22,341
Well, what sort of, uh,
560
00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:23,944
artifacts do you think
will be more reasonable?
561
00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:28,683
Well, there's one object
that's eluded me for years.
562
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,418
I'm goin' after...
563
00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:34,822
the Goliath skull.
564
00:29:35,823 --> 00:29:37,491
That is brilliant.
565
00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:39,659
Goliath's skull.
566
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:43,362
Don, I'm gonna get you some SkyMiles
567
00:29:43,363 --> 00:29:46,434
and we're gonna get you to Israel.
568
00:29:48,669 --> 00:29:50,536
You know about the road to Jericho?
569
00:29:50,537 --> 00:29:52,738
- No, I don't.
- Well, it's a long story.
570
00:29:52,739 --> 00:29:55,307
I don't want to get into it right
now, but the Valley of Kidron
571
00:29:55,308 --> 00:29:58,478
and the Valley of Josaphat...
I'm stuck between left and right.
572
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:23,635
So, Carol, is this your first time
573
00:30:23,636 --> 00:30:25,839
in the Valley of Elah?
574
00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:34,680
Okay, right now we're
standing in the very creek bed
575
00:30:34,681 --> 00:30:38,151
where David collected his five stones.
576
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:42,755
That means the Philistine army
would have camped over here
577
00:30:42,756 --> 00:30:45,223
and the Israelites would have camped...
578
00:30:45,224 --> 00:30:47,226
over there.
579
00:30:47,227 --> 00:30:48,728
Yeah.
580
00:30:48,729 --> 00:30:51,264
Yeah. Yeah.
581
00:30:51,265 --> 00:30:52,800
Yeah.
582
00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:12,250
Military protocol of the day
583
00:31:12,251 --> 00:31:13,952
would put David and Goliath somewhere
584
00:31:13,953 --> 00:31:16,489
right here in the middle.
585
00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,723
To pinpoint a more exact location,
586
00:31:18,724 --> 00:31:20,325
you go stand over there, Boaz.
587
00:31:20,326 --> 00:31:22,795
Let's see how this thing
would've played out.
588
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,470
You better not sling that rock at me, Don.
589
00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:31,938
This will give us a general area
590
00:31:31,939 --> 00:31:35,473
of where they might have buried the skull.
591
00:31:35,474 --> 00:31:40,246
Hold that shovel above your
head so I have about six cubits.
592
00:31:40,247 --> 00:31:43,382
Now, if I'm David, I'm
thinkin', "I've got to swing
593
00:31:43,383 --> 00:31:46,219
this contraption as hard as I can.
594
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,887
I'm probably only gonna
get one chance at this."
595
00:31:48,888 --> 00:31:51,390
And then David begins to pray
596
00:31:51,391 --> 00:31:52,892
for a kill shot right between
597
00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:56,362
the Philistine's eyes.
598
00:31:56,363 --> 00:31:57,829
Carol!
599
00:31:57,830 --> 00:31:59,899
Carol!
600
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,800
Are you all right?
601
00:32:01,801 --> 00:32:04,836
- You hit her in the uterus, Don.
- I am so sorry, Carol.
602
00:32:04,837 --> 00:32:07,640
The sling just fell apart on me
603
00:32:07,641 --> 00:32:10,375
it's... it's... it's clearly
not a reliable weapon.
604
00:32:10,376 --> 00:32:12,478
- Can you breathe?
- Yeah.
605
00:32:12,479 --> 00:32:15,215
Well, let's all gather
'round for a word of prayer.
606
00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,785
Okay.
607
00:32:21,788 --> 00:32:24,289
Dear Lord, we are indeed grateful
608
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,725
that Carol's flesh was not harmed.
609
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,526
Bless her with renewed vigor.
610
00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:31,396
We pray, Lord, that when I throw
this river stone in the air,
611
00:32:31,397 --> 00:32:33,633
that it may land in the general area
612
00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:35,800
of where we should begin to dig,
613
00:32:35,801 --> 00:32:38,837
that we might be able to locate the remains
614
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,573
of that heartless Philistine.
615
00:32:40,574 --> 00:32:44,111
Yay, even Goliath. Amen.
616
00:32:46,913 --> 00:32:48,948
All right, there she is.
617
00:32:48,949 --> 00:32:50,784
Let's start diggin'.
618
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,302
"Remember, my child, I
never said it would be easy,
619
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:10,771
I only said it would be worth it."
620
00:33:11,704 --> 00:33:14,507
Our Lord and Savior said that.
621
00:33:14,508 --> 00:33:16,508
I know you people don't
respect him as a deity,
622
00:33:16,509 --> 00:33:19,444
so I figured you may have missed
one of his best one-liners.
623
00:33:24,617 --> 00:33:27,819
Hey! Hey!
624
00:33:29,722 --> 00:33:30,956
Stay cool, I'll handle this.
625
00:33:32,858 --> 00:33:35,261
Shabbat shalom.
626
00:33:37,064 --> 00:33:39,565
- Mazel tov. Mazel tov.
- He says it's illegal to dig here.
627
00:33:39,566 --> 00:33:42,034
Why are you digging here?
628
00:33:42,035 --> 00:33:43,635
He said, "Shut your face, you."
629
00:33:43,636 --> 00:33:45,438
Hey!
630
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:48,406
Well, I was told to pack a shovel
631
00:33:48,407 --> 00:33:51,043
when touring these parts
in case of inclement bowels.
632
00:33:51,044 --> 00:33:52,510
No toilets anywhere.
633
00:33:55,048 --> 00:33:56,614
He says you can't come here
634
00:33:56,615 --> 00:33:58,817
to our country and bury your caca.
635
00:34:05,392 --> 00:34:07,058
You need a government permit to dig here.
636
00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:14,567
If we don't put it back, everybody to jail.
637
00:34:14,568 --> 00:34:16,000
Move!
638
00:34:16,001 --> 00:34:17,770
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
639
00:34:17,771 --> 00:34:21,040
There's no need for that.
640
00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:23,676
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
641
00:34:25,512 --> 00:34:28,881
We will return everything
to exactly the way it was
642
00:34:28,882 --> 00:34:30,549
and be on our way.
643
00:34:32,518 --> 00:34:33,919
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
644
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,624
Thank you.
645
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:05,951
- This is Don.
- Don, it's Tony. How are ya?
646
00:35:05,952 --> 00:35:08,821
I'm good, Tony, I'm really... I'm good.
647
00:35:08,822 --> 00:35:11,624
How's everything goin' there? I just
really wanted to check up on your progress.
648
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,426
You know, people are
chompin' at the bit here
649
00:35:13,427 --> 00:35:14,826
to see the head of that Philistine.
650
00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:17,596
Well, Tony, I...
651
00:35:17,597 --> 00:35:20,799
- we're gettin' close.
- Yeah, you think you'll be able
652
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,435
to wrap it up there in the next day or two?
653
00:35:22,436 --> 00:35:24,438
I know your return trip is on Friday.
654
00:35:26,539 --> 00:35:30,109
Praise God, I think there's an 80% chance.
655
00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:33,611
Those odds have me a little worried, Don.
656
00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:36,448
Well, we've already
located the burial site.
657
00:35:36,449 --> 00:35:38,683
At this point, it's
just a matter of digging.
658
00:35:38,684 --> 00:35:40,752
Hmm. Okay.
659
00:35:40,753 --> 00:35:42,821
Well, I gotta be honest with you, Don,
660
00:35:42,822 --> 00:35:44,556
we need that skull.
661
00:35:44,557 --> 00:35:48,060
The fate of thousands
of people's very souls
662
00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:50,729
- are in the balance here.
- I understand that.
663
00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:53,466
I mean, their fate is... is
barely hangin' on by a thread.
664
00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:54,966
If they do not have this second witness,
665
00:35:54,967 --> 00:35:56,634
we could lose these people forever.
666
00:35:56,635 --> 00:35:58,439
Can you imagine that?
667
00:35:59,739 --> 00:36:01,739
I promise you, I will not return
668
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,810
until I have Goliath's head in my carryon.
669
00:36:04,811 --> 00:36:07,580
All right. Well, I never doubted you, Don.
670
00:36:07,581 --> 00:36:09,482
Why don't you go ahead
and get some shut eye?
671
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:11,683
I'm sure it's pretty late
over there in the Holy Land.
672
00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:13,551
Will do, Tony. Thank you.
673
00:36:13,552 --> 00:36:14,953
God speed. Good night to you.
674
00:37:10,943 --> 00:37:13,180
Come on, now.
675
00:37:18,985 --> 00:37:21,455
Please don't be cremated.
676
00:38:17,143 --> 00:38:21,613
Dear Lord, please forgive
me for what I'm about to do.
677
00:38:21,614 --> 00:38:25,618
And I know that someday
this man will be resurrected
678
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:27,886
and his members will be made whole again.
679
00:38:27,887 --> 00:38:31,991
Until that day comes,
I pray that his remains
680
00:38:31,992 --> 00:38:33,859
will be put to good use
681
00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:37,029
and bring You many new souls unto Thee.
682
00:38:37,030 --> 00:38:39,032
Amen.
683
00:40:23,836 --> 00:40:27,171
- Hello?
- Carol, I need you to wake up.
684
00:40:27,172 --> 00:40:29,108
I'm up.
685
00:40:31,177 --> 00:40:33,145
I was wrong about our
location yesterday.
686
00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:35,046
They never would've
buried Goliath there.
687
00:40:35,047 --> 00:40:36,515
It's just too obvious.
688
00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:38,984
That police officer yesterday was God's way
689
00:40:38,985 --> 00:40:41,386
of telling us that we
were on the wrong path.
690
00:40:41,387 --> 00:40:43,756
Well, where could it be, then?
691
00:40:43,757 --> 00:40:47,093
Praise God, we'll find out.
692
00:40:54,934 --> 00:40:56,502
What is this place?
693
00:40:56,503 --> 00:40:58,203
This is the ancient village of Gath.
694
00:40:58,204 --> 00:41:00,071
Goliath's birthplace.
695
00:41:00,072 --> 00:41:02,841
We all need to keep our eyes
peeled for any natural landmarks...
696
00:41:02,842 --> 00:41:06,410
a... a monument of sorts.
697
00:41:06,411 --> 00:41:08,614
What about that monolith right there?
698
00:41:09,449 --> 00:41:12,252
- What monolith?
- Right there.
699
00:41:15,954 --> 00:41:19,158
That's not a bad idea.
700
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:21,294
All right, boys, let's head over there.
701
00:41:22,929 --> 00:41:24,997
Good thinkin' there, Carol.
702
00:41:24,998 --> 00:41:27,533
You have really great ideas, Carol.
703
00:41:32,137 --> 00:41:34,205
All right, Carol, this is your call.
704
00:41:34,206 --> 00:41:37,009
You take the lead on this one.
705
00:41:37,010 --> 00:41:39,343
Well, to me,
706
00:41:39,344 --> 00:41:41,046
this monolith represents
707
00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:43,281
the physical strength of Goliath.
708
00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:45,584
So, it only makes sense
that they would've used
709
00:41:45,585 --> 00:41:48,352
something like this as a grave marker.
710
00:41:48,353 --> 00:41:50,122
Dang, you're a natural.
711
00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:52,559
Where should we start digging?
712
00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:56,428
Right here.
713
00:41:56,429 --> 00:41:58,230
All right, boys, you heard the lady.
714
00:41:58,231 --> 00:41:59,432
Let's get to it.
715
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,100
Everyone be careful. Most Philistine graves
716
00:42:03,101 --> 00:42:05,136
in this region are quite shallow.
717
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:06,504
That being said, let's dig fast.
718
00:42:06,505 --> 00:42:08,707
Don't want any looky-loos showin' up.
719
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,749
Don.
720
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:20,151
I hit something.
721
00:42:20,152 --> 00:42:21,986
Okay. Ho, ho, ho... everyone stop.
722
00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:24,323
- Where is it?
- Right there.
723
00:42:29,262 --> 00:42:32,232
Carol, can you hand me
that brush from my kit?
724
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,703
- I can see a chunk of bone.
- Let's not get carried away.
725
00:42:43,976 --> 00:42:46,011
Ooh! Is that the dome of a skull?!
726
00:42:46,012 --> 00:42:48,279
Phew. Certainly appears that way.
727
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,517
Wow.
728
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:54,518
Carol, would you do the honors?
729
00:42:54,519 --> 00:42:56,455
No, I'm afraid I'll break it. You do it.
730
00:42:56,456 --> 00:42:58,323
All right, next time.
731
00:42:58,324 --> 00:43:00,127
Get that bag ready.
732
00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:11,238
Oh, my God.
733
00:43:14,206 --> 00:43:16,308
I don't believe it. That's...
734
00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:17,711
the skull of Goliath.
735
00:43:19,244 --> 00:43:22,413
Hey! Hey! T-these guys just
found the skull of Goliath!
736
00:43:22,414 --> 00:43:24,251
All right. Let's get out of here.
737
00:43:33,592 --> 00:43:35,593
Can I come in, Don?
738
00:43:35,594 --> 00:43:37,897
Sure. What can I do you for?
739
00:43:42,001 --> 00:43:45,470
I was just thinking about the
incredible discovery we made today.
740
00:43:45,471 --> 00:43:48,339
Another big win for Christianity, huh?
741
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:50,075
Your people, too.
742
00:43:50,076 --> 00:43:51,977
You should be proud of
yourself. Shalom.
743
00:43:51,978 --> 00:43:54,578
Your shovel made first contact.
744
00:43:54,579 --> 00:43:56,480
I guess you're right.
745
00:43:56,481 --> 00:44:00,185
I just found it a
little strange that...
746
00:44:00,186 --> 00:44:02,053
we found the skull
747
00:44:02,054 --> 00:44:05,357
in the very first place we started digging.
748
00:44:05,358 --> 00:44:08,627
My brother and I both agree
that that ground felt very soft.
749
00:44:08,628 --> 00:44:12,363
Almost like somebody had already dug it up.
750
00:44:12,364 --> 00:44:15,067
I'm sure you can guess where
I'm going with this, Don.
751
00:44:15,068 --> 00:44:17,401
No, Boaz. Actually, I don't.
752
00:44:17,402 --> 00:44:21,372
Oh, don't you? It just seemed a
bit convenient, don't you think?
753
00:44:21,373 --> 00:44:25,042
What we experienced today is
nothing short of a miracle.
754
00:44:25,043 --> 00:44:27,712
Don't ever forget that.
God has always said,
755
00:44:27,713 --> 00:44:30,348
"My ways are not your ways."
756
00:44:34,152 --> 00:44:36,321
- Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
- What the hell?
757
00:44:36,322 --> 00:44:38,390
- Hey, hey, hey. Mind your business.
- What is wrong with you?!
758
00:44:38,391 --> 00:44:40,392
You sick, sick man, Don.
759
00:44:40,393 --> 00:44:43,495
Easy, now, Boaz. Let's... let's
talk about this, all right?
760
00:44:43,496 --> 00:44:44,997
No, there's nothing to talk about.
761
00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:46,564
You're a grave robbing creep!
762
00:44:46,565 --> 00:44:50,167
Dismembering the head
of Johnny Jerusalem?!
763
00:44:50,168 --> 00:44:52,337
Johnny Jerusalem is a hero here!
764
00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:55,040
Listen to me now, Boaz!
765
00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:57,009
I was always gonna put him back.
766
00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,676
Give him the proper hero's burial,
767
00:44:58,677 --> 00:45:02,013
but you need to understand
why I had to do this.
768
00:45:02,014 --> 00:45:05,183
I-I-I'm doin' it for
the good of everyone.
769
00:45:05,184 --> 00:45:08,220
I should report you to
the authorities right now.
770
00:45:08,221 --> 00:45:10,555
Let's not be rash here.
771
00:45:10,556 --> 00:45:13,792
I'm sure there's somethin'
we can work out between us.
772
00:45:13,793 --> 00:45:15,426
You trying to bribe me, Don?
773
00:45:15,427 --> 00:45:17,796
I don't want your filthy luka.
774
00:45:17,797 --> 00:45:20,332
Well, wh... what do you want?
775
00:45:22,201 --> 00:45:24,169
I want to come to the States.
776
00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:27,471
I want to live the
American Dream for a while.
777
00:45:27,472 --> 00:45:30,743
And get a Pontiac.
778
00:45:32,077 --> 00:45:34,446
And I want the Levi's jeans,
779
00:45:34,447 --> 00:45:37,448
acid wash, super taper.
780
00:45:37,449 --> 00:45:40,518
Like John Stamos.
781
00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:44,221
I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here.
782
00:45:44,222 --> 00:45:47,459
She has to be gentle
783
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:52,296
and sweet and hot like stripper.
784
00:45:52,297 --> 00:45:55,067
Well, that can be arranged.
785
00:45:55,068 --> 00:45:56,600
But on one condition, now.
786
00:45:56,601 --> 00:45:59,136
I need you to bear
witness to the skull.
787
00:45:59,137 --> 00:46:02,274
You're gonna have to be
a part of this for a bit.
788
00:46:02,275 --> 00:46:04,142
Maybe even share how the experience
789
00:46:04,143 --> 00:46:06,377
has caused you to consider Christianity,
790
00:46:06,378 --> 00:46:09,214
but you're still on the
fence about the whole ordeal.
791
00:46:09,215 --> 00:46:13,285
Christians love hearin' that
thing from a real-live Jew.
792
00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:16,856
What do you say? Do we have a deal?
793
00:46:22,128 --> 00:46:25,464
You better start lining up
some hot chicks for me, Don.
794
00:46:26,398 --> 00:46:28,334
Amen.
795
00:46:47,753 --> 00:46:50,388
Hey, t-these guys just
found the skull of Goliath!
796
00:46:50,389 --> 00:46:51,890
Let's get out of here.
797
00:46:51,891 --> 00:46:54,125
One of those tourists
uploaded it this morning.
798
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:56,160
It already has over 1,000 views.
799
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,395
Let's hope the authorities don't
see it before we're airborne.
800
00:46:58,396 --> 00:47:00,265
Put that away.
801
00:47:00,266 --> 00:47:03,267
They got a lot of undercovers
on these Jew planes.
802
00:47:05,737 --> 00:47:07,571
Stick it below the seat in front of ya.
803
00:47:07,572 --> 00:47:09,641
Sorry, Carol.
804
00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:13,511
Keep a close eye on it. Be gentle, now.
805
00:47:19,418 --> 00:47:21,588
I think it's broken.
806
00:47:24,856 --> 00:47:28,493
If Satan can get in there and get
you to start your day off wrong,
807
00:47:28,494 --> 00:47:30,694
he's gonna do it. Trust me.
808
00:47:30,695 --> 00:47:33,430
And he's gonna do it
through breakfast cereal.
809
00:47:33,431 --> 00:47:35,433
Kay?
810
00:47:35,434 --> 00:47:38,470
Listen to some of the deviant
names of these cereals.
811
00:47:38,471 --> 00:47:41,705
Grape-Nuts.
812
00:47:41,706 --> 00:47:43,707
Grape-Nuts!
813
00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:45,944
Nice try, Satan.
814
00:47:45,945 --> 00:47:49,247
Nuts, testicles.
815
00:47:49,248 --> 00:47:52,616
Come on. Don't get that image
in my head in the morning.
816
00:47:52,617 --> 00:47:55,620
Banana Nut Crunch.
817
00:47:55,621 --> 00:47:58,223
Yeah, we know what the nuts
are, we've established that.
818
00:47:58,224 --> 00:48:00,392
Bananas?
819
00:48:00,393 --> 00:48:02,493
We know what that is.
820
00:48:02,494 --> 00:48:04,062
It's a penis.
821
00:48:05,565 --> 00:48:07,631
Well, I'm here to tell you
that each and every time
822
00:48:07,632 --> 00:48:10,201
you spoon into a bowl of Lucky Charms,
823
00:48:10,202 --> 00:48:14,538
you might as well be partaking
of Lucifer's sacrament.
824
00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:16,908
I mean, come on!
825
00:48:16,909 --> 00:48:20,779
Turn it around! Let's get God cereal in ya!
826
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:23,614
Start the day off with a
little God in your life.
827
00:48:23,615 --> 00:48:25,517
You know what I eat?
828
00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:27,651
I eat Life.
829
00:48:27,652 --> 00:48:29,988
I eat Raisin Bran.
830
00:48:29,989 --> 00:48:32,624
I eat Special K.
831
00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:34,625
Right? Special K.
832
00:48:34,626 --> 00:48:36,727
Come... come right now. It's on TV.
833
00:48:36,728 --> 00:48:38,629
Oh. Brothers and sisters,
834
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:41,033
let's all take a 15-minute recess.
835
00:48:44,769 --> 00:48:48,774
Fontaine, I'm tellin' you, you
could really be screwed here, man.
836
00:48:52,545 --> 00:48:55,546
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press,
837
00:48:55,547 --> 00:48:57,549
at this time, I would
like to introduce to you
838
00:48:57,550 --> 00:48:59,750
the people sitting here to my left.
839
00:48:59,751 --> 00:49:03,254
First we have Boaz Yohalem,
840
00:49:03,255 --> 00:49:05,823
field supervisor and Israeli national.
841
00:49:05,824 --> 00:49:07,591
Next to him Carol Jensen,
842
00:49:07,592 --> 00:49:09,593
chief research assistant.
843
00:49:09,594 --> 00:49:11,462
And, finally,
844
00:49:11,463 --> 00:49:14,031
world-famous archaeologist,
Donald Verdean.
845
00:49:14,032 --> 00:49:17,736
Mr. Verdean is also
the president and CEO
846
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:21,705
of BibleQuest Enterprises,
headquartered in Duchesne, Utah.
847
00:49:21,706 --> 00:49:23,942
Now, at this time, I'd
like to hand the floor over
848
00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:25,977
to Mr. Verdean so he can share with you
849
00:49:25,978 --> 00:49:28,513
the evidence of his latest find.
850
00:49:28,514 --> 00:49:30,649
I'm gonna book you a massage right now.
851
00:49:32,652 --> 00:49:33,984
Earlier this month
852
00:49:33,985 --> 00:49:35,787
on a routine dig in Israel,
853
00:49:35,788 --> 00:49:38,290
Miss Jensen, Mr. Yohalem
854
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:40,024
and myself unearthed the remains
855
00:49:40,025 --> 00:49:42,593
of a very large human skull
856
00:49:42,594 --> 00:49:44,029
containing a river stone
857
00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:47,031
embedded in the frontonasal suture.
858
00:49:47,032 --> 00:49:49,301
This discovery was made in Gath,
859
00:49:49,302 --> 00:49:51,970
the ancient birthplace of Goliath.
860
00:49:51,971 --> 00:49:55,306
And I'm gonna quit talkin' about it
861
00:49:55,307 --> 00:49:57,075
and let you be the judge.
862
00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:05,750
- Mr. Verdean, how tall was he?
- Question. Question.
863
00:50:05,751 --> 00:50:06,884
- Over here.
- Question right here, Mr. Verdean.
864
00:50:06,885 --> 00:50:08,352
I want you to find the home addresses
865
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:10,754
of everyone involved in this broadcast.
866
00:50:10,755 --> 00:50:12,624
And I want you to go to their homes
867
00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:15,627
and put a dead dog in
each one of their cars.
868
00:50:15,628 --> 00:50:17,629
First question, right over here.
869
00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,029
How do you respond to critics
870
00:50:19,030 --> 00:50:21,866
who claim this is all a big hoax?
871
00:50:21,867 --> 00:50:23,368
Well, I invite critics everywhere
872
00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,102
to take a good, hard look at the evidence
873
00:50:25,103 --> 00:50:27,772
and, uh, make a decision.
874
00:50:27,773 --> 00:50:31,375
Bone shavings from the skull
will soon be taken to the lab
875
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,977
for radio carbon analysis.
876
00:50:32,978 --> 00:50:36,348
So you see, it's all scientific.
877
00:50:36,349 --> 00:50:38,415
Tell them the truth, Don.
878
00:50:41,052 --> 00:50:43,322
What?
879
00:50:44,757 --> 00:50:47,694
I think you should really tell the truth.
880
00:50:52,063 --> 00:50:54,799
Tell them how we were chased
881
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,569
by three al-Qaeda
guys on "motorcyc-les."
882
00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:04,808
Oh, yeah, well, I-I tried
to forget about that.
883
00:51:04,809 --> 00:51:08,981
- It was, uh...
- Will you please tell us about this run-in with al-Qaeda?
884
00:51:09,815 --> 00:51:11,015
Uh...
885
00:51:12,518 --> 00:51:14,451
well, yes, as you already know
886
00:51:14,452 --> 00:51:17,455
word of our discovery spread
quickly and not 10 minutes after
887
00:51:17,456 --> 00:51:19,089
we were on the road with the skull,
888
00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:23,093
we were followed by three
masked men on motorcycles...
889
00:51:23,094 --> 00:51:24,828
With AK-47s.
890
00:51:24,829 --> 00:51:27,131
...with AK-47s. Uh...
891
00:51:27,132 --> 00:51:29,134
I immediately took evasive action
892
00:51:29,135 --> 00:51:31,402
and I knocked all three
of them off the road.
893
00:51:31,403 --> 00:51:35,105
What al-Qaeda would want with the skull
894
00:51:35,106 --> 00:51:37,942
of a Philistine, I have no idea.
895
00:51:37,943 --> 00:51:39,977
They're possibly cloning
896
00:51:39,978 --> 00:51:43,714
an army of giant al-Qaeda guys.
897
00:51:43,715 --> 00:51:45,716
Uh...
898
00:51:45,717 --> 00:51:47,919
What makes you think
they were from al-Qaeda?
899
00:51:49,422 --> 00:51:51,189
Well, I've received numerous death threats
900
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:53,857
since the incident that, uh...
901
00:51:53,858 --> 00:51:56,026
confirm they were indeed
902
00:51:56,027 --> 00:51:59,264
al-Qaeda operatives.
903
00:52:00,865 --> 00:52:03,801
Indeed they had... were
wearing those crazy hats.
904
00:52:03,802 --> 00:52:06,937
- Thank you, Dan.
- Now, I tell ya, if I had my druthers,
905
00:52:06,938 --> 00:52:09,441
the very next thing
we'd be goin' after...
906
00:52:09,442 --> 00:52:11,743
the wreckage of Noah's vessel.
907
00:52:11,744 --> 00:52:14,479
I'm not talkin' about the Ark, there
was this... an earlier prototype.
908
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,147
It's more of a recreational vehicle.
909
00:52:16,148 --> 00:52:19,683
I believe his boys wrecked
it across a rocky shore
910
00:52:19,684 --> 00:52:21,151
when they were gallivanting one evening.
911
00:52:21,152 --> 00:52:23,020
If I can put that piece
of the puzzle together,
912
00:52:23,021 --> 00:52:26,156
I can finally close the door
on all this dinosaur nonsense,
913
00:52:26,157 --> 00:52:28,158
prove that that stuff never existed.
914
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,160
Just a hodgepodge of
different reptilian bones.
915
00:52:30,161 --> 00:52:32,629
I'm sure if you're
familiar with the old, uh,
916
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:34,999
'80s cartoon "Vultron."
917
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,734
Familiar with that? I believe they were
918
00:52:36,735 --> 00:52:38,136
crime-fighters of some nature.
919
00:52:38,137 --> 00:52:39,904
They all had their own machines,
920
00:52:39,905 --> 00:52:42,774
but together the machines
would form a giant machine.
921
00:52:42,775 --> 00:52:45,709
And I do believe that that
is what we can discover.
922
00:52:45,710 --> 00:52:47,245
That these bones, these relics,
923
00:52:47,246 --> 00:52:49,513
they're just like a little
Vultron of reptilians.
924
00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:53,584
It was all tiny ones kinda
fell together to form something
925
00:52:53,585 --> 00:52:55,387
that looks like a creature.
926
00:52:57,655 --> 00:53:01,692
- Have I lost ya?
- Appreciate you bein' here.
927
00:53:01,693 --> 00:53:03,160
Right.
928
00:53:03,161 --> 00:53:05,197
Well...
929
00:53:07,099 --> 00:53:10,100
Hey, Carol. How you holdin' up?
930
00:53:10,101 --> 00:53:12,069
Boy, I'm sure you're not used to
931
00:53:12,070 --> 00:53:13,504
this much limelight, though.
932
00:53:13,505 --> 00:53:15,205
You really glowed up there today.
933
00:53:15,206 --> 00:53:17,274
Stop it, Don.
934
00:53:17,275 --> 00:53:20,678
Did you plan that
publicity stunt with Boaz?
935
00:53:20,679 --> 00:53:23,214
What? No, no, no.
936
00:53:23,215 --> 00:53:25,082
Because I would like to
be forewarned the next time
937
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:28,120
you decide to lie to the
entire Christian nation.
938
00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:33,591
Carol, I-I'm... I'm sorry,
939
00:53:33,592 --> 00:53:36,560
but Boaz caught me totally off-guard.
940
00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:38,129
I-I-I didn't
know what to say,
941
00:53:38,130 --> 00:53:39,997
so I just rolled with it.
942
00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:43,067
But I sure as heck didn't
ask him to lie for me.
943
00:53:44,869 --> 00:53:46,203
Well, you know, in life I had to learn
944
00:53:46,204 --> 00:53:48,839
that sometimes the small untruths
945
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,741
are necessary for the greater good.
946
00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:52,709
My sentiments exactly.
947
00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:55,580
But you know the second those
lies hurt the ones you love,
948
00:53:55,581 --> 00:53:57,950
the sin is on you.
949
00:54:02,887 --> 00:54:07,125
He also was in the Masad training
program for about three months.
950
00:54:07,126 --> 00:54:09,993
Weapons training,
counter-intelligence,
951
00:54:09,994 --> 00:54:11,995
making booby-traps,
952
00:54:11,996 --> 00:54:14,098
- kicking...
- Would you excuse us for just a moment?
953
00:54:14,099 --> 00:54:15,332
I just want to talk
954
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,634
to Dr. Yohalum for a second.
955
00:54:17,635 --> 00:54:19,604
- I'm just talking to the lady about the...
- Yes. Yes.
956
00:54:19,605 --> 00:54:21,738
What in the Sam Hill were
you thinkin' in there?!
957
00:54:21,739 --> 00:54:24,008
Al-Qaeda, Boaz?! Cloning?!
958
00:54:24,009 --> 00:54:27,178
You don't know a damn heck thing
about the media, do you, Don?
959
00:54:27,179 --> 00:54:30,147
I was saving you up
there! You were suffering.
960
00:54:30,148 --> 00:54:33,750
Those people were bored, they were yawning.
961
00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:36,154
They couldn't give a rat's butthole
962
00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:39,823
about your Goliath skull
until I mentioned al-Qaeda.
963
00:54:39,824 --> 00:54:41,625
We're front page news now.
964
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,627
Everybody wants a piece of us.
965
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:47,332
Piece of you. Piece of
me. Piece of all of us.
966
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,366
This is my operation, Boaz.
967
00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:52,270
Anything you say or do
need to run by me first!
968
00:54:52,271 --> 00:54:55,372
- You understand?
- Do you understand that we're partners now?
969
00:54:55,373 --> 00:54:59,209
I've started drumming up some
business from some new clients.
970
00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:03,781
- What?!
- We should cut bait with this... this Tony guy.
971
00:55:03,782 --> 00:55:08,185
We could be making serious
luka from big-time collectors.
972
00:55:08,186 --> 00:55:11,055
No, no, no, no. Hold on.
That's not why I do this.
973
00:55:11,056 --> 00:55:14,959
A Chinese billionaire
emailed me two minutes ago.
974
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,194
He wants to finance us.
975
00:55:17,195 --> 00:55:20,198
I told him we're onto something big, Don.
976
00:55:20,199 --> 00:55:22,667
Something really big.
977
00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:26,539
The Holy Grail of Biblical artifacts.
978
00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,207
And what might that be?
979
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,810
The Holy Grail.
980
00:55:33,811 --> 00:55:36,346
You're an idiot. Are you jokin' me?
981
00:55:36,347 --> 00:55:38,348
I'm not a joking you, Don.
982
00:55:38,349 --> 00:55:43,388
And apparently he just
leaked that to the press.
983
00:55:46,425 --> 00:55:49,660
Well, you've just turned
this into a royal crap storm.
984
00:55:49,661 --> 00:55:52,129
How in the heck are we gonna find that?!
985
00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:55,165
The same way we found the
Goliath skull, I guess.
986
00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,502
We fabricate it.
987
00:56:02,106 --> 00:56:03,941
Don't walk away from this, Don.
988
00:56:05,777 --> 00:56:08,446
I'm the one who knows
your dirty little secret.
989
00:56:20,092 --> 00:56:22,392
Don! Hold on. Let me
holler at you for a moment.
990
00:56:22,393 --> 00:56:24,428
Hey, Tony, hey. How are ya?
991
00:56:24,429 --> 00:56:26,698
What's going on? I-I just
talked to a reporter in there.
992
00:56:26,699 --> 00:56:29,000
He said you were thinkin'
about jumpin' ship?
993
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:31,537
Go work for some Chinese
billionaire. That's not true, is it?
994
00:56:33,072 --> 00:56:36,207
Tony, I don't know what to say.
995
00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:38,276
- A lot of big things have happened today.
- All right, well,
996
00:56:38,277 --> 00:56:39,843
what's he offering you? You gotta give me
997
00:56:39,844 --> 00:56:41,613
the opportunity to match his offer.
998
00:56:43,047 --> 00:56:45,116
Well, Tony, I...
999
00:56:47,753 --> 00:56:50,888
I'm sorry, Tony, I never
planned it to happen like this,
1000
00:56:50,889 --> 00:56:53,290
but...
1001
00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:57,194
This is just too big an
opportunity to pass up.
1002
00:56:57,195 --> 00:56:59,730
You know, I don't believe this.
1003
00:56:59,731 --> 00:57:01,064
I thought you and I were friends.
1004
00:57:01,065 --> 00:57:03,767
Real soldiers in the Lord's army.
1005
00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:06,504
But you've turned out
to be a Judas Iscariot
1006
00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,908
- Wait, Tony, I...
- Good day to you, sir.
1007
00:57:10,909 --> 00:57:13,245
Tony, my hands are tied here! I...
1008
00:57:24,489 --> 00:57:27,959
There are a few items of business
I want to discuss with you.
1009
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,160
- Keep your voice down.
- All right.
1010
00:57:30,161 --> 00:57:31,495
First item,
1011
00:57:31,496 --> 00:57:33,964
if you're worried about the analysis
1012
00:57:33,965 --> 00:57:35,866
of the Goliath skull, don't be.
1013
00:57:35,867 --> 00:57:38,269
Boaz has taken care of it.
1014
00:57:40,072 --> 00:57:42,906
- Excuse me?
- I offered the lab tech guy
1015
00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:45,477
10 grand to fake the results.
1016
00:57:47,478 --> 00:57:50,381
- You just what?
- Don't worry about the money, Don.
1017
00:57:50,382 --> 00:57:54,218
I'll take care of that, too.
I'm gonna negotiate an advance
1018
00:57:54,219 --> 00:57:56,888
when we have our Skype
call with Poon-Yen tomorrow.
1019
00:57:56,889 --> 00:57:58,955
Who's Poon-Yen?
1020
00:57:58,956 --> 00:58:02,359
- Poon-Yen.
- That's what I said. Poon-Yen.
1021
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,495
No, you said Poon-Yen,
it's Poon-Yen.
1022
00:58:05,496 --> 00:58:07,964
He's the Chinese
guy that's paying us
1023
00:58:07,965 --> 00:58:09,500
to find the Holy Grail.
1024
00:58:09,501 --> 00:58:12,304
Second item of business,
1025
00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:17,309
I want one night with Carol.
1026
00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:22,513
Absolutely not.
1027
00:58:22,514 --> 00:58:24,582
You offered to find me a wife, Don,
1028
00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:26,183
that was part of the deal.
1029
00:58:26,184 --> 00:58:28,386
Just one night with Carol.
1030
00:58:28,387 --> 00:58:31,288
Not lovemaking, just dancing, talking,
1031
00:58:31,289 --> 00:58:34,826
flirting, having fun.
Smelling each other's hair.
1032
00:58:34,827 --> 00:58:36,861
Absolutely not. Carol's her own woman.
1033
00:58:36,862 --> 00:58:38,995
I can't make her do anything.
1034
00:58:38,996 --> 00:58:42,332
You and I both know that she'll do
just about anything for the cause.
1035
00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:44,100
I need you to make this happen, Don.
1036
00:58:44,101 --> 00:58:46,405
Don't forget about what's at stake here.
1037
00:58:47,539 --> 00:58:49,006
I'll see you 9:00 AM tomorrow
1038
00:58:49,007 --> 00:58:50,875
for the Skype call with Poon-Yen.
1039
00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:54,313
Make up a good story about
where we find this Grail.
1040
00:58:56,014 --> 00:58:58,216
Boaz.
1041
00:58:59,217 --> 00:59:01,218
Boaz.
1042
00:59:13,498 --> 00:59:15,866
- Hello?
- Carol, it's Don.
1043
00:59:15,867 --> 00:59:18,335
- Hi.
- Carol, I'm sure you've heard already,
1044
00:59:18,336 --> 00:59:20,337
but I-I just wanna tell you myself.
1045
00:59:20,338 --> 00:59:22,205
We're now being financed
1046
00:59:22,206 --> 00:59:24,308
by a wealthy Christian
fellow from China.
1047
00:59:24,309 --> 00:59:26,877
Oh, I know, it's all
over the Internet.
1048
00:59:26,878 --> 00:59:28,613
What did Tony say?
1049
00:59:28,614 --> 00:59:31,549
Well, he didn't take very kindly to it,
1050
00:59:31,550 --> 00:59:34,285
but, uh, we're still on the Lord's
errand and that's what matters.
1051
00:59:34,286 --> 00:59:38,455
Uh... uh, Carol, I had a great
conversation with Boaz today.
1052
00:59:38,456 --> 00:59:41,058
He was askin' me all
kinds of deep questions
1053
00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:44,060
about Christianity and
the search for truth.
1054
00:59:44,061 --> 00:59:46,897
I think he might be
interested in gettin' saved.
1055
00:59:46,898 --> 00:59:49,200
Really? Oh, that's wonderful.
1056
00:59:50,601 --> 00:59:52,502
I was wonderin' if you might be able
1057
00:59:52,503 --> 00:59:54,337
to spend some time with
him tomorrow night,
1058
00:59:54,338 --> 00:59:56,674
bear witness of your conversion story.
1059
00:59:56,675 --> 01:00:00,011
I think that might help him get to
the finish line a little quicker.
1060
01:00:00,012 --> 01:00:03,180
Oh, absolutely! It
would be my pleasure!
1061
01:00:03,181 --> 01:00:06,082
Thank you, Carol. Hallelujah.
1062
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:09,352
I'll go ahead and let him know. I'm sure
he'll look forward to hearin' your story.
1063
01:00:09,353 --> 01:00:12,423
- Good night.
- Oh, good night.
1064
01:00:38,115 --> 01:00:40,384
Poon-Yen, hi.
1065
01:00:40,385 --> 01:00:43,087
We realize your time is precious,
1066
01:00:43,088 --> 01:00:45,256
so we're gonna get
straight to the business.
1067
01:00:45,257 --> 01:00:48,091
My business partner's
right here. Don Verdean.
1068
01:00:48,092 --> 01:00:49,993
Pleasure to meet ya, Poon-Yen.
1069
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:52,430
Hello, Don. I'm a big fan of your work.
1070
01:00:52,431 --> 01:00:55,466
- I have all your DVD.
- Thank you.
1071
01:00:55,467 --> 01:00:58,169
Uh, Don is going to
brief you on what he knows
1072
01:00:58,170 --> 01:01:00,671
about the location of the Holy Grail.
1073
01:01:00,672 --> 01:01:03,473
Uh, many people believe the Grail is buried
1074
01:01:03,474 --> 01:01:05,676
on a booby-trapped
island off of Nova Scotia.
1075
01:01:05,677 --> 01:01:09,113
Even Franklin D. Roosevelt
blew a significant load of cash
1076
01:01:09,114 --> 01:01:12,149
tryin' to find it there, but the
Knights Templar were tricky fellows.
1077
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:15,419
Oh, yes, those... those damn bastards.
1078
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:17,754
But based on my study of
the Kensington Runestone,
1079
01:01:17,755 --> 01:01:20,357
I believe I have a mountain of evidence
1080
01:01:20,358 --> 01:01:24,694
that places the Grail on an Indian
reservation in the American Southwest.
1081
01:01:24,695 --> 01:01:28,901
Oh, that's very interesting!
Which Indian reservation is it?
1082
01:01:30,402 --> 01:01:33,303
Of course, that information is confidential
1083
01:01:33,304 --> 01:01:35,772
until we've formally
entered into an agreement.
1084
01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:37,707
That's right. Don's right.
1085
01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:40,578
We're going to need a
substantial retainer fee
1086
01:01:40,579 --> 01:01:44,314
um, before we can begin. For our services.
1087
01:01:44,315 --> 01:01:47,484
Oh, uh, how much of my money do you want?
1088
01:01:47,485 --> 01:01:50,388
Um, a million dollars sound okay?
1089
01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:57,194
- A million dollars sounds okay.
- Sure... certainly be a start.
1090
01:01:57,195 --> 01:01:59,696
So, when can we go look for the Grail?
1091
01:01:59,697 --> 01:02:02,332
Well, give us a few days
to organize our game plan
1092
01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:04,734
- and we'll call you.
- Sound great!
1093
01:02:04,735 --> 01:02:07,203
Uh, so how will you be paying us?
1094
01:02:07,204 --> 01:02:10,408
We've got a few urgent matters
we need to take care of.
1095
01:02:10,409 --> 01:02:13,743
Oh, when I fly out for the
dig, I will bring you cash.
1096
01:02:13,744 --> 01:02:17,348
Is there any way that you could
1097
01:02:17,349 --> 01:02:19,350
wire us the money right now?
1098
01:02:19,351 --> 01:02:22,118
Uh, maybe, I don't know, 10 grand to...
1099
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:25,089
to hold us over till then?
1100
01:02:25,090 --> 01:02:26,524
I'm sorry. Can you say again?
1101
01:02:26,525 --> 01:02:28,792
I can't understand you say. What you say?
1102
01:02:28,793 --> 01:02:31,629
Oh, is there any way that you can wire us
1103
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:34,631
the money straight away? Like,
say, maybe 10 grand maybe?
1104
01:02:34,632 --> 01:02:38,603
Your accent are very
strong. Can you say again?
1105
01:02:40,237 --> 01:02:43,207
Is there any way you can wire us the money
1106
01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:45,843
straight away, maybe? Just to tide us over.
1107
01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:48,479
Perhaps, about 10 grand?
1108
01:02:50,315 --> 01:02:53,750
Hey, no problem. I'll just, uh...
send me your bank account number.
1109
01:02:53,751 --> 01:02:57,587
Okay, thank you. We'll
do that straight away.
1110
01:02:57,588 --> 01:03:01,158
Okay, fantastic. Uh, goodbye, gentlemen.
1111
01:03:04,596 --> 01:03:07,865
And that is what I'm talking about.
1112
01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:13,104
Ooh, shalom!
1113
01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:38,828
Ah, good evening, Carol.
1114
01:03:38,829 --> 01:03:41,297
You're lookin' very nice.
1115
01:03:41,298 --> 01:03:44,267
Oh, Boaz.
1116
01:03:44,268 --> 01:03:46,703
I didn't know this was a formal event.
1117
01:03:46,704 --> 01:03:48,839
Just a little bit of light dancing
1118
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,442
and maybe some cocktails for two.
1119
01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:53,843
I brought you an outfit.
1120
01:03:53,844 --> 01:03:57,382
Where we're going has a strict dress code.
1121
01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:02,019
Okay, I just need a minute.
1122
01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:05,455
Can I...
1123
01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:15,466
Wow.
1124
01:04:15,467 --> 01:04:17,803
You look great!
1125
01:04:19,304 --> 01:04:23,707
♪ Come on, baby,
down to paradise ♪
1126
01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:27,678
♪ Tell some stories
over cheese and wine ♪
1127
01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:32,584
♪ I can see the sun goin'
down in your eyes... ♪
1128
01:04:35,686 --> 01:04:39,489
So, Carol, I've been meaning
to ask you since I met you
1129
01:04:39,490 --> 01:04:42,292
what qualities are you
looking for in a mate?
1130
01:04:42,293 --> 01:04:45,196
Oh, um...
1131
01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:47,397
I'm sorry, Boaz,
1132
01:04:47,398 --> 01:04:52,368
I was under the impression you had
some questions about Jesus of Nazareth.
1133
01:04:52,369 --> 01:04:54,504
Oh, yeah.
1134
01:04:54,505 --> 01:04:57,241
What is it that you like about that guy?
1135
01:04:57,242 --> 01:04:59,843
Well, um...
1136
01:04:59,844 --> 01:05:03,546
he was kind, handsome,
1137
01:05:03,547 --> 01:05:05,316
merciful,
1138
01:05:05,317 --> 01:05:07,750
forgiving.
1139
01:05:07,751 --> 01:05:10,486
He's the perfect man.
1140
01:05:10,487 --> 01:05:14,693
So, I guess, that's what
I'm looking for in somebody.
1141
01:05:16,594 --> 01:05:18,328
Looks like your Lord and me
1142
01:05:18,329 --> 01:05:20,830
have a lot in common.
1143
01:05:20,831 --> 01:05:23,399
We grew up in the same neighborhood
1144
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,502
and we walked the same streets
1145
01:05:25,503 --> 01:05:28,207
under the same sunshine.
1146
01:05:29,740 --> 01:05:31,408
E-excuse me?
1147
01:05:31,409 --> 01:05:35,147
We're both Jewish guys.
1148
01:05:36,914 --> 01:05:39,017
Shall we dance?
1149
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:25,296
So, Carol, tell me
1150
01:06:25,297 --> 01:06:26,596
do you want children?
1151
01:06:26,597 --> 01:06:28,598
Your hips say that
1152
01:06:28,599 --> 01:06:30,100
you can handle many.
1153
01:06:32,036 --> 01:06:36,173
Oh, well, your hips do spread
a little after childbirth.
1154
01:06:38,610 --> 01:06:42,214
- What?
- Oh, didn't Don tell you I have a son?
1155
01:06:43,614 --> 01:06:47,350
He's at the Wayne County
Correctional Facility.
1156
01:06:47,351 --> 01:06:49,352
Oh, he's in jail.
1157
01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:52,557
So I won't have to provide for him.
1158
01:06:54,525 --> 01:06:57,595
I don't want to provide for another's son.
1159
01:07:00,632 --> 01:07:01,999
Carol, wait!
1160
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,600
Don promised me a night with you!
1161
01:07:04,601 --> 01:07:07,604
Don't go! He promised me!
1162
01:07:07,605 --> 01:07:09,038
Please!
1163
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:14,046
♪ I'm here with you ♪
1164
01:07:15,646 --> 01:07:20,751
♪ I'm here with you... ♪
1165
01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:30,761
Carol, what on Earth
happened to you?
1166
01:07:30,762 --> 01:07:32,730
Are you all right?
1167
01:07:32,731 --> 01:07:35,531
Oh, well, I see my pimp has
finally decided to check up on me.
1168
01:07:35,532 --> 01:07:37,500
What are you talking about?
1169
01:07:37,501 --> 01:07:39,837
You know what I'm talkin' about!
1170
01:07:39,838 --> 01:07:42,973
One night with Boaz?!
1171
01:07:42,974 --> 01:07:46,144
I'm no Potiphar's wife!
1172
01:07:47,077 --> 01:07:50,480
I am so sorry, Carol. I-I...
1173
01:07:50,481 --> 01:07:53,384
he just said he wanted
to get to know you better.
1174
01:07:53,385 --> 01:07:56,754
- Did he hurt you?
- You know, Don, I think it's time you find yourself
1175
01:07:56,755 --> 01:07:58,624
a new research assistant.
1176
01:08:17,908 --> 01:08:20,810
You are a really great dancer.
1177
01:08:20,811 --> 01:08:22,847
Aah!
1178
01:08:28,019 --> 01:08:30,053
Ow!
1179
01:08:30,054 --> 01:08:32,989
Ow!
1180
01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:34,793
Don!
1181
01:08:45,703 --> 01:08:47,739
Ooh!
1182
01:08:52,143 --> 01:08:54,311
We've got a major problem.
1183
01:08:56,547 --> 01:08:59,983
I hate this guy, man. This
lab tech guy, I hate this guy.
1184
01:08:59,984 --> 01:09:02,118
- He's a "dootchbag".
- What'd he say?
1185
01:09:02,119 --> 01:09:04,487
He says that the press
have been hounding him
1186
01:09:04,488 --> 01:09:07,858
and hounding him and unless
he sees some money today...
1187
01:09:07,859 --> 01:09:09,792
- he wants it in cash.
- Wait a minute.
1188
01:09:09,793 --> 01:09:12,496
- You haven't paid him yet?!
- I haven't paid him because...
1189
01:09:12,497 --> 01:09:14,965
- Oh!
- Poon-Yen hasn't paid me yet. Okay?
1190
01:09:14,966 --> 01:09:17,667
So don't blame me, Don. Don't put it on me.
1191
01:09:17,668 --> 01:09:19,635
How am I supposed to bring the money?
1192
01:09:19,636 --> 01:09:21,806
Produce it from my anus?
1193
01:09:37,055 --> 01:09:39,188
I understand we owe you some money.
1194
01:09:39,189 --> 01:09:40,924
Hell, yeah, you do.
1195
01:09:40,925 --> 01:09:42,658
Well, we apologize for the delay,
1196
01:09:42,659 --> 01:09:44,995
our money's been tied up
in an offshore account,
1197
01:09:44,996 --> 01:09:47,230
but if you give us another day
or two we'll double your offer
1198
01:09:47,231 --> 01:09:49,166
maybe even throw in a bucket
of chicken or somethin'.
1199
01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:51,234
I need cash now.
1200
01:09:51,235 --> 01:09:53,603
That was the deal.
1201
01:09:53,604 --> 01:09:55,072
If you can't make that happen,
1202
01:09:55,073 --> 01:09:57,174
I'll send everyone the real results.
1203
01:09:57,175 --> 01:09:59,710
- It's that simple.
- We... we understand.
1204
01:09:59,711 --> 01:10:02,211
Okay, drop the phone.
1205
01:10:02,212 --> 01:10:04,947
- Oh, whoa. Boaz! What are you doing?
- Put the phone down.
1206
01:10:04,948 --> 01:10:06,683
Do you think I'm
fooling around, creep?
1207
01:10:06,684 --> 01:10:09,219
I said drop the phone!
1208
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:11,087
Boaz, put the gun down.
1209
01:10:11,088 --> 01:10:12,822
Please.
1210
01:10:12,823 --> 01:10:14,558
Oh, my Lord.
1211
01:10:22,699 --> 01:10:25,436
Get into the car.
1212
01:10:28,038 --> 01:10:29,773
Come on, get in the
trunk of the car.
1213
01:10:29,774 --> 01:10:31,841
Get in the Fiero!
1214
01:10:31,842 --> 01:10:35,046
Just... see if you can fit in there.
1215
01:10:38,048 --> 01:10:40,983
- Don, help get these...
- No! I'm not helpin' you do nothin'!
1216
01:10:40,984 --> 01:10:42,885
Tuck your knees together, maybe.
1217
01:10:42,886 --> 01:10:44,554
You're gonna crush his skull.
1218
01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:45,855
He's not gonna fit in there.
1219
01:10:45,856 --> 01:10:47,525
Put that gun away!
1220
01:10:48,993 --> 01:10:51,795
Listen to me now, Boaz,
this just got real serious.
1221
01:10:51,796 --> 01:10:55,267
You better tell me right now
what you plan to do with this guy.
1222
01:11:07,878 --> 01:11:09,612
Make yourself comfortable.
1223
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:12,014
If you promise to stay
put for the next few days,
1224
01:11:12,015 --> 01:11:13,817
you'll get 50 grand
1225
01:11:13,818 --> 01:11:16,319
and we can all pretend
like this never happened.
1226
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,489
- Understand?
- Yeah, sure.
1227
01:11:23,694 --> 01:11:26,830
As I surveyed the landscape
1228
01:11:26,831 --> 01:11:29,131
with our expedition
team, a large monolith
1229
01:11:29,132 --> 01:11:32,269
caught my attention,
and somethin' inside me
1230
01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:34,904
just knew that's where
we had to start digging.
1231
01:11:34,905 --> 01:11:38,341
So, following my lead, that
is precisely what we did.
1232
01:11:38,342 --> 01:11:43,045
And within minutes, we unearthed the skull.
1233
01:11:43,046 --> 01:11:45,916
It must have been the hand of
the Lord that guided us that day.
1234
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:48,919
I don't know how else to explain it.
1235
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,923
I understand you've parted
ways with Don Verdean.
1236
01:11:53,992 --> 01:11:56,792
Would you mind explaining
what happened, exactly?
1237
01:11:56,793 --> 01:11:59,062
Well, after a while, some people
1238
01:11:59,063 --> 01:12:01,898
start to chase money, I suppose.
1239
01:12:01,899 --> 01:12:04,667
But I am here to promote the faith.
1240
01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:09,139
Are you suggesting Don Verdean
made a pact with Lucifer, then?
1241
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:13,143
Uh, no, no. No, Don is
an honest, gentle man.
1242
01:12:13,144 --> 01:12:15,312
He would never side
with The Dark One.
1243
01:12:15,313 --> 01:12:18,516
Not even if it were to
help him find the Grail?
1244
01:12:32,162 --> 01:12:34,363
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1245
01:12:34,364 --> 01:12:38,902
♪ Of the man who
stilled the water ♪
1246
01:12:38,903 --> 01:12:41,438
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1247
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:44,309
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea ♪
1248
01:12:46,109 --> 01:12:48,278
♪ Take a look at yourself ♪
1249
01:12:48,279 --> 01:12:52,883
♪ And you can look at
others differently ♪
1250
01:12:52,884 --> 01:12:55,218
♪ By puttin' your
hand in the hand ♪
1251
01:12:55,219 --> 01:12:58,589
♪ Of the man from Galilee ♪
1252
01:13:00,457 --> 01:13:02,192
♪ My mama taught
me how to pray ♪
1253
01:13:02,193 --> 01:13:05,263
♪ Before I reached
the age of seven ♪
1254
01:13:07,064 --> 01:13:09,366
- ♪ She said ♪
- ♪ They'll come a time ♪
1255
01:13:09,367 --> 01:13:14,403
♪ When there'll probably
be room in heaven ♪
1256
01:13:14,404 --> 01:13:18,175
♪ But I'm feelin' kinda guilty
'bout the number of times ♪
1257
01:13:18,176 --> 01:13:21,278
♪ To do what we must do ♪
1258
01:13:21,279 --> 01:13:23,714
♪ But we forget what He said ♪
1259
01:13:23,715 --> 01:13:26,782
♪ Then we figure they'll
still make room ♪
1260
01:13:26,783 --> 01:13:28,984
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1261
01:13:28,985 --> 01:13:32,190
♪ Of the man who
stilled the waters ♪
1262
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,992
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1263
01:13:35,993 --> 01:13:39,597
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea ♪
1264
01:13:40,765 --> 01:13:43,032
♪ Take a look at yourself ♪
1265
01:13:43,033 --> 01:13:47,370
♪ And you can look at
others differently ♪
1266
01:13:47,371 --> 01:13:49,906
♪ By puttin' your
hand in the hand ♪
1267
01:13:49,907 --> 01:13:52,943
♪ Of the man from Galilee ♪
1268
01:13:52,944 --> 01:13:54,810
♪ Everybody come a long ♪
1269
01:13:54,811 --> 01:13:57,046
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1270
01:13:57,047 --> 01:14:01,917
♪ Of the man who
stilled the waters ♪
1271
01:14:01,918 --> 01:14:04,121
♪ Put your hand in the hand ♪
1272
01:14:04,122 --> 01:14:07,325
♪ Of the man who
calmed the sea... ♪
1273
01:14:08,826 --> 01:14:11,795
How stupid is this Poon-Yen guy?
1274
01:14:11,796 --> 01:14:14,864
We are now inviting those
passengers with small children
1275
01:14:14,865 --> 01:14:17,200
and any passengers
requiring special assistance
1276
01:14:17,201 --> 01:14:19,435
to begin boarding at this time.
1277
01:14:19,436 --> 01:14:22,938
Please have your boarding
pass and identification ready.
1278
01:14:22,939 --> 01:14:26,843
Regular boarding will begin in
approximately 10 minutes. Thank you.
1279
01:14:26,844 --> 01:14:28,844
Ni hao ma.
1280
01:14:28,845 --> 01:14:30,346
How was your flight from the Orient, sir?
1281
01:14:30,347 --> 01:14:33,250
It was fine. When do
we leave for the Grail?
1282
01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:34,951
In 25 minutes.
1283
01:14:34,952 --> 01:14:36,219
We chartered a helicopter to take us
1284
01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:39,255
deep inside the Indian reservation.
1285
01:14:39,256 --> 01:14:41,957
They'll set us down about one
click south of the Templar cave.
1286
01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:43,960
Now, after that, we'll
have under three hours
1287
01:14:43,961 --> 01:14:46,129
to penetrate the cave, locate the Grail,
1288
01:14:46,130 --> 01:14:48,230
and rendezvous back at
our extraction point.
1289
01:14:48,231 --> 01:14:49,832
You're gonna need to wear this.
1290
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:53,303
The cave is guarded 24/7
by Native American warriors,
1291
01:14:53,304 --> 01:14:55,438
we don't wanna take any chances.
1292
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:57,375
All right, let's roll in!
1293
01:15:07,385 --> 01:15:10,386
I got five helicopters
just like this at home.
1294
01:15:10,387 --> 01:15:14,124
I replaced all the engine
with Rolls Royce engine.
1295
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,327
That... that's great, Poon-Yen.
1296
01:15:51,863 --> 01:15:53,996
Okay, so our latest intel
1297
01:15:53,997 --> 01:15:57,166
says that the guards
work in 12-hour shifts.
1298
01:15:57,167 --> 01:16:00,336
It takes them 15 minutes to
ride the horse out of the canyon
1299
01:16:00,337 --> 01:16:04,006
and another 15 for the
replacement guard to ride back.
1300
01:16:04,007 --> 01:16:07,376
By my calculations we
got a 30 minute window
1301
01:16:07,377 --> 01:16:09,713
in which to fetch the Grail.
1302
01:16:20,557 --> 01:16:22,860
Okay, now's our chance. Let's move.
1303
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:28,230
I can't believe we're
so close to the Grail.
1304
01:16:28,231 --> 01:16:30,332
I can feel its power inside me!
1305
01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,403
Well, hopefully, we can all get a cell.
1306
01:16:49,487 --> 01:16:51,289
All right.
1307
01:16:53,090 --> 01:16:55,693
Better get them lanterns
on. We haven't much time.
1308
01:17:06,069 --> 01:17:08,872
All right. Let's sally forth.
1309
01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,961
- Maybe we should pray.
- You bet.
1310
01:17:30,962 --> 01:17:32,728
That's a great idea. Um...
1311
01:17:32,729 --> 01:17:35,230
Why don't you take the lead on this one?
1312
01:17:35,231 --> 01:17:37,233
Okay.
1313
01:17:37,234 --> 01:17:39,234
Dear Lord,
1314
01:17:39,235 --> 01:17:43,372
please guide us safely to
Your Holy Grail of wonders.
1315
01:17:43,373 --> 01:17:45,407
We promise to take good care of it.
1316
01:17:45,408 --> 01:17:47,577
Amen.
1317
01:17:47,578 --> 01:17:49,478
- Amen. That was good.
- Amen.
1318
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:52,482
How you feelin'? We should get
that... you wanna power through?
1319
01:17:54,618 --> 01:17:56,553
I feel that God is on our side.
1320
01:17:56,554 --> 01:17:59,356
Well, let's sally forth, then.
1321
01:18:46,337 --> 01:18:48,806
Poon-Yen, this is all you, buddy.
1322
01:19:15,432 --> 01:19:17,869
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
1323
01:19:19,603 --> 01:19:22,505
And to think that the lips of your Lord
1324
01:19:22,506 --> 01:19:24,676
graced this very cup.
1325
01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:28,546
Plenty of time to examine
it later. Put it in here.
1326
01:19:30,814 --> 01:19:32,514
Let's roll.
1327
01:19:32,515 --> 01:19:34,452
Come on. Let's go!
1328
01:19:43,726 --> 01:19:46,530
Head for the safety of the trees!
1329
01:19:51,202 --> 01:19:52,801
They're shooting!
1330
01:19:52,802 --> 01:19:55,638
Hurry! Hurry!
1331
01:19:55,639 --> 01:19:57,107
Get down! Get down!
1332
01:19:58,809 --> 01:20:02,013
The Indian guys.
They're shooting at us!
1333
01:20:03,314 --> 01:20:05,281
Do they know we have the Grail?
1334
01:20:05,282 --> 01:20:07,183
I think we're trapped.
1335
01:20:07,184 --> 01:20:08,818
What should we do?
1336
01:20:08,819 --> 01:20:10,586
They won't stop shooting!
1337
01:20:13,690 --> 01:20:15,457
- I've been hit.
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
1338
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:17,559
Ow!
1339
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,261
- Oh, my God!
- It's bad.
1340
01:20:19,262 --> 01:20:21,363
They must have hit an artery.
1341
01:20:21,364 --> 01:20:23,832
- It's okay.
- I need a tourniquet or a bandage or...
1342
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,803
- tissue paper, anything!
- I'm sorry, Boaz,
1343
01:20:26,804 --> 01:20:29,839
I-I-I think this will take
nothing short of a miracle.
1344
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,175
Oh! What about the Holy Grail?!
1345
01:20:32,176 --> 01:20:35,444
Poon-Yen, fill the Grail with water.
1346
01:20:35,445 --> 01:20:38,413
It contains the secret of eternal life.
1347
01:20:38,414 --> 01:20:40,517
- I'll go fill 'er up.
- Stay calm.
1348
01:20:40,518 --> 01:20:41,985
Just breathe.
1349
01:20:44,488 --> 01:20:45,854
He's bleeding really bad.
1350
01:20:45,855 --> 01:20:48,224
It hurts!
1351
01:20:48,225 --> 01:20:49,858
Just focus on God.
1352
01:20:55,332 --> 01:20:58,167
Hold still. This could hurt.
1353
01:21:02,206 --> 01:21:04,874
It's working!
1354
01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,878
Praise the Lord!
1355
01:21:08,212 --> 01:21:11,947
I don't believe it because that...
1356
01:21:11,948 --> 01:21:15,586
I was in pain and now it's all healed.
1357
01:21:17,688 --> 01:21:19,755
It really is the Holy Grail!
1358
01:21:19,756 --> 01:21:22,959
- Hallelujah.
- All right, let's go.
1359
01:21:24,694 --> 01:21:27,796
Yeah, I think we still may have
time to make the rendezvous.
1360
01:21:32,435 --> 01:21:33,903
Poon-Yen!
1361
01:21:33,904 --> 01:21:36,339
Hey! Cease fire! Cease fire!
1362
01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:38,273
I thought you told them to use blanks!
1363
01:21:38,274 --> 01:21:40,777
They didn't have any blanks, I
told them to fire above our heads.
1364
01:21:40,778 --> 01:21:44,546
Poon-Yen!
1365
01:21:44,547 --> 01:21:47,450
Dr. Odain, you're
needed in Oncology.
1366
01:21:47,451 --> 01:21:49,720
Dr. Odain in Oncology.
1367
01:21:52,722 --> 01:21:54,091
What did you tell them?
1368
01:21:55,391 --> 01:21:57,694
I told them it was a hunting accident.
1369
01:21:59,829 --> 01:22:02,497
I wish that guy would
just hand over our money.
1370
01:22:02,498 --> 01:22:04,500
We gave them the Grail,
what more do they want?
1371
01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:06,803
- Shut up, Boaz.
- He can't understand me.
1372
01:22:06,804 --> 01:22:08,537
Can't speak English.
1373
01:22:08,538 --> 01:22:11,707
I should just stick him up
right now and done with it.
1374
01:22:11,708 --> 01:22:13,475
Listen here, Boaz.
1375
01:22:13,476 --> 01:22:16,612
You easily the stupidest man I've ever met.
1376
01:22:16,613 --> 01:22:20,683
Bringing you out here was the biggest
damn mistake of my entire life.
1377
01:22:20,684 --> 01:22:23,653
As soon as we pay off that
lab tech, you and I are done.
1378
01:22:23,654 --> 01:22:26,421
I don't ever wanna see or hear from you
1379
01:22:26,422 --> 01:22:29,025
ever again. You understand me?
1380
01:22:36,567 --> 01:22:39,001
Let's just call it quits
right now, then. Shall we?
1381
01:22:39,002 --> 01:22:41,304
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do this.
1382
01:22:41,305 --> 01:22:43,038
Hold on, now.
1383
01:22:43,039 --> 01:22:44,974
Don't do this, Boaz.
1384
01:22:44,975 --> 01:22:47,044
Come on!
1385
01:22:48,545 --> 01:22:51,147
Good riddance, Don,
you washed up, old hack.
1386
01:22:54,818 --> 01:22:57,687
Stay here.
1387
01:22:57,688 --> 01:23:00,590
Security wanted in
the parking lot three.
1388
01:23:20,877 --> 01:23:22,911
- Give me the case.
- No!
1389
01:23:22,912 --> 01:23:25,947
- Give me the case!
- No, Don, no!
1390
01:23:33,823 --> 01:23:35,693
Open it up.
1391
01:23:53,042 --> 01:23:56,645
Chang, it's me, Fontaine.
1392
01:23:56,646 --> 01:23:58,547
You're not gonna believe this,
but the Sherriff's department
1393
01:23:58,548 --> 01:24:01,416
just found the lab guy
locked up in a storage unit.
1394
01:24:01,417 --> 01:24:03,618
The GPS I stuck on their
car led 'em right to him.
1395
01:24:03,619 --> 01:24:05,688
So, I-I'm with the police.
1396
01:24:05,689 --> 01:24:07,790
We're waiting for some backup
and then we'll be right over.
1397
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:09,892
Thank you so much for
your help with this.
1398
01:24:09,893 --> 01:24:11,829
We got 'em.
1399
01:24:13,596 --> 01:24:16,167
We were set up.
1400
01:24:18,735 --> 01:24:21,670
We were set up!
1401
01:24:21,671 --> 01:24:24,639
Poon-Yen was working for
Fontaine this whole time,
1402
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,675
and his name is Chang!
1403
01:24:26,676 --> 01:24:29,879
He doesn't have a billion dollars.
1404
01:24:39,622 --> 01:24:41,157
They've been tracking us!
1405
01:24:47,564 --> 01:24:49,431
You better hit the road, buddy.
1406
01:24:49,432 --> 01:24:51,533
What about you? Where are you gonna go?
1407
01:24:51,534 --> 01:24:53,870
It's better if we split up.
1408
01:25:10,186 --> 01:25:13,790
Stupid bastard. Stupid, greedy bastard!
1409
01:25:16,126 --> 01:25:18,796
Ah, that's him! Go, go, go, go!
1410
01:25:19,997 --> 01:25:21,930
Oh, man.
1411
01:25:21,931 --> 01:25:23,733
Oh, no!
1412
01:25:23,734 --> 01:25:26,068
How do you do this? Is there a button or...
1413
01:25:26,069 --> 01:25:28,004
Hello? Somebody?
1414
01:25:28,005 --> 01:25:30,872
I'm in a-a police car
and we need a spike strip.
1415
01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:32,809
Get me snipers, get me SWAT.
1416
01:25:32,810 --> 01:25:35,545
I want to set up a roadblock
from Kern to Hawthorne.
1417
01:25:35,546 --> 01:25:37,078
Can't you ram them or something?
1418
01:25:37,079 --> 01:25:39,881
Let's see if you pigs can beat a Pontiac.
1419
01:25:42,019 --> 01:25:43,687
Main Street! They're on Main Street!
1420
01:25:46,189 --> 01:25:48,825
We're only going 35?!
Come on, step on it!
1421
01:25:48,826 --> 01:25:51,028
Do a pit maneuver or something!
1422
01:25:54,765 --> 01:25:56,898
Oh, man. Oh, no.
1423
01:26:03,841 --> 01:26:06,142
- Don't shoot!
- Get your hands up!
1424
01:26:06,143 --> 01:26:07,876
- Get your hands above your head!
- Don't shoot.
1425
01:26:07,877 --> 01:26:09,511
- Get over here!
- We got him!
1426
01:26:11,081 --> 01:26:12,814
You have the right to remain silent.
1427
01:26:12,815 --> 01:26:14,850
- Anything you say...
- That's enough, buddy.
1428
01:26:14,851 --> 01:26:16,919
...can be held against you. Okay.
1429
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,688
You are done, man. You
and Verdean are done!
1430
01:26:19,689 --> 01:26:22,058
Tony Lazarus's church is crap!
1431
01:26:22,059 --> 01:26:25,060
- Huh? How does it feel?
- It feels great, man.
1432
01:26:25,061 --> 01:26:26,528
Yeah, I'm sure it does.
1433
01:26:26,529 --> 01:26:28,531
You had a hand in taking it down.
1434
01:26:28,532 --> 01:26:32,068
A huge hand, and I give
you a hand for that.
1435
01:26:32,069 --> 01:26:33,838
Get him out of here. Get him to jail.
1436
01:26:38,207 --> 01:26:40,076
Yeah!
1437
01:26:40,077 --> 01:26:41,745
Whoo!
1438
01:26:51,654 --> 01:26:53,855
Carol. Carol!
1439
01:26:53,856 --> 01:26:57,527
♪ I started a joke ♪
1440
01:26:57,528 --> 01:27:01,096
♪ Which started the
whole world crying... ♪
1441
01:27:01,097 --> 01:27:02,898
I don't know how to tell you this, but...
1442
01:27:02,899 --> 01:27:04,567
I'm a...
1443
01:27:04,568 --> 01:27:06,234
I'm a charlatan.
1444
01:27:06,235 --> 01:27:09,538
- I don't understand.
- I stole the Goliath skull
1445
01:27:09,539 --> 01:27:12,675
from a grave in Jerusalem...
1446
01:27:12,676 --> 01:27:14,844
and I buried it in Gath.
1447
01:27:14,845 --> 01:27:17,979
I never meant to hurt anybody,
I just wanted to give people
1448
01:27:17,980 --> 01:27:20,249
a reason to believe.
1449
01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:22,551
How long have you been doin' this?
1450
01:27:22,552 --> 01:27:24,219
It was just the skull.
1451
01:27:24,220 --> 01:27:26,889
Carol, I swear.
1452
01:27:26,890 --> 01:27:29,291
If I have to spend the rest of my life
1453
01:27:29,292 --> 01:27:32,529
tryin' to earn your forgiveness, I will.
1454
01:27:34,297 --> 01:27:37,099
- I love you, Carol.
- Hey, get down on your knees.
1455
01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:40,037
Put 'em up! Right now!
1456
01:27:42,072 --> 01:27:44,874
♪ I ♪
1457
01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:47,809
♪ Looked at the sky ♪
1458
01:27:47,810 --> 01:27:51,613
♪ Running my hands ♪
1459
01:27:51,614 --> 01:27:55,350
- ♪ Over my eyes... ♪
- Bye.
1460
01:27:55,351 --> 01:28:00,288
♪ And I fell out of bed ♪
1461
01:28:00,289 --> 01:28:03,792
♪ Hurting my head ♪
1462
01:28:03,793 --> 01:28:06,963
♪ From things that I said ♪
1463
01:28:09,032 --> 01:28:13,135
♪ Till I finally died ♪
1464
01:28:13,136 --> 01:28:14,636
♪ Which started the whole... ♪
1465
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,171
We are standing just outside
1466
01:28:16,172 --> 01:28:19,207
the recently foreclosed on
Friendship Harvest Temple
1467
01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:22,010
where Pastor Fontaine is
accused of... there he is now!
1468
01:28:22,011 --> 01:28:23,645
- Not today. Get that thing out of my face.
- Pastor Fontaine,
1469
01:28:23,646 --> 01:28:25,781
what do you have to say about the misuse...
1470
01:28:25,782 --> 01:28:27,983
- You don't know what you're talking about.
- ...of church funds
1471
01:28:27,984 --> 01:28:31,153
- to hire local restaurateur Chang...
- Don Verdean is the fraud.
1472
01:28:31,154 --> 01:28:33,255
- Not me and that's all I have to say.
- Your actions were in fact
1473
01:28:33,256 --> 01:28:35,056
- fraudulent...
- This interview is done!
1474
01:28:35,057 --> 01:28:37,528
- ...even un-Christian!
- Done!
1475
01:28:39,128 --> 01:28:41,697
Reverend Lazarus, what
has this been like for you
1476
01:28:41,698 --> 01:28:44,200
and for your flock since
Mr. Verdean was convicted
1477
01:28:44,201 --> 01:28:46,135
of fraud, larceny,
1478
01:28:46,136 --> 01:28:49,138
aggravated assault, and
accessory to kidnapping?
1479
01:28:49,139 --> 01:28:50,805
Well, as you can imagine,
1480
01:28:50,806 --> 01:28:53,341
it has been very, very difficult.
1481
01:28:53,342 --> 01:28:54,943
It's been tough times.
1482
01:28:54,944 --> 01:28:56,978
Tough for my marriage,
1483
01:28:56,979 --> 01:28:59,114
tough for my members,
1484
01:28:59,115 --> 01:29:00,750
tough for my very faith.
1485
01:29:00,751 --> 01:29:03,653
But I do believe that Don Verdean
1486
01:29:03,654 --> 01:29:05,121
has a good heart,
1487
01:29:05,122 --> 01:29:07,355
and I believe his heart
was in the right place.
1488
01:29:07,356 --> 01:29:09,224
So, Don,
1489
01:29:09,225 --> 01:29:10,859
I forgive you.
1490
01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:12,827
And if you are watchin' this,
1491
01:29:12,828 --> 01:29:15,831
I think the Lord forgives you, too.
1492
01:29:15,832 --> 01:29:17,265
Amen.
1493
01:29:24,073 --> 01:29:25,541
Let's go.
1494
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:41,190
Whoo.
1495
01:29:42,859 --> 01:29:44,662
So, have you joined a gang yet?
1496
01:29:46,128 --> 01:29:49,732
Gotta join a gang, Don, I'm telling you.
1497
01:29:49,733 --> 01:29:51,800
I'm in the Jewish Brotherhood
1498
01:29:51,801 --> 01:29:53,803
with Todd Katzenberg.
1499
01:29:53,804 --> 01:29:55,904
Todd's a tough guy, man.
1500
01:29:55,905 --> 01:29:57,773
A good accountant, too.
1501
01:29:57,774 --> 01:30:01,176
We're called the "He-bros."
1502
01:30:01,177 --> 01:30:03,312
I can get you in...
1503
01:30:03,313 --> 01:30:06,782
but we might have to jump you first.
1504
01:30:06,783 --> 01:30:09,719
No, thank you, Boaz, I'm doin' all right.
1505
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,853
Okay.
1506
01:30:11,854 --> 01:30:14,190
I made you something.
1507
01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:21,496
Check it out.
1508
01:30:21,497 --> 01:30:24,767
It's a toothbrush/shiv.
1509
01:30:24,768 --> 01:30:26,801
This part can brush your teeth,
1510
01:30:26,802 --> 01:30:28,304
this part is a knife.
1511
01:30:28,305 --> 01:30:31,308
Brush, stab. Brush, stab.
1512
01:30:32,743 --> 01:30:35,778
Take it, Don, I made this one for you.
1513
01:30:35,779 --> 01:30:38,246
It's okay, I've got another
one in my butt crack.
1514
01:30:38,247 --> 01:30:40,184
No, thank you.
1515
01:30:45,255 --> 01:30:47,389
Anytime,
1516
01:30:47,390 --> 01:30:48,991
anywhere,
1517
01:30:48,992 --> 01:30:50,826
any place.
1518
01:30:50,827 --> 01:30:53,297
I'll be here to protect you.
1519
01:30:56,932 --> 01:30:58,466
Shalom.
1520
01:30:58,467 --> 01:31:00,303
Shalom.
1521
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:46,716
Mind if I sit down?
1522
01:31:51,087 --> 01:31:52,656
My name's Don.
1523
01:31:55,524 --> 01:31:57,193
Hey.
1524
01:32:00,963 --> 01:32:03,132
Your mother named Carol?
1525
01:32:05,969 --> 01:32:09,506
- Yeah.
- I know your mother, son.
1526
01:32:18,247 --> 01:32:21,850
- ♪ Sing it now ♪
- ♪ Give me that old-time religion ♪
1527
01:32:21,851 --> 01:32:24,286
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1528
01:32:24,287 --> 01:32:27,188
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1529
01:32:27,189 --> 01:32:29,659
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1530
01:32:30,594 --> 01:32:33,295
♪ Make me love everybody ♪
1531
01:32:33,296 --> 01:32:35,965
♪ Makes me love everybody ♪
1532
01:32:35,966 --> 01:32:39,001
♪ Makes me love everybody ♪
1533
01:32:39,002 --> 01:32:41,205
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1534
01:32:42,404 --> 01:32:44,939
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1535
01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:47,443
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1536
01:32:47,444 --> 01:32:50,411
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1537
01:32:50,412 --> 01:32:53,216
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1538
01:33:05,561 --> 01:33:08,130
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1539
01:33:08,131 --> 01:33:10,633
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1540
01:33:10,634 --> 01:33:13,568
♪ It was good for
all the children ♪
1541
01:33:13,569 --> 01:33:17,171
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1542
01:33:17,172 --> 01:33:19,541
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1543
01:33:19,542 --> 01:33:22,243
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1544
01:33:22,244 --> 01:33:25,313
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1545
01:33:25,314 --> 01:33:28,651
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1546
01:33:28,652 --> 01:33:31,353
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1547
01:33:31,354 --> 01:33:34,023
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1548
01:33:34,024 --> 01:33:36,925
♪ It was tried in
the fiery furnace ♪
1549
01:33:36,926 --> 01:33:40,461
♪ And it's good enough for me ♪
1550
01:33:40,462 --> 01:33:42,997
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1551
01:33:42,998 --> 01:33:45,466
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1552
01:33:45,467 --> 01:33:48,469
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1553
01:33:48,470 --> 01:33:51,040
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1554
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:54,510
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1555
01:33:54,511 --> 01:33:57,278
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1556
01:33:57,279 --> 01:34:00,181
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1557
01:34:00,182 --> 01:34:03,484
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1558
01:34:03,485 --> 01:34:06,188
♪ Oh, give me that
old-time religion ♪
1559
01:34:06,189 --> 01:34:08,724
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1560
01:34:08,725 --> 01:34:11,660
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1561
01:34:11,661 --> 01:34:14,463
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1562
01:34:16,599 --> 01:34:19,335
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1563
01:34:19,336 --> 01:34:21,703
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1564
01:34:21,704 --> 01:34:24,639
♪ It will do when I'm dyin' ♪
1565
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:28,143
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1566
01:34:28,144 --> 01:34:30,645
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1567
01:34:30,646 --> 01:34:33,482
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1568
01:34:33,483 --> 01:34:36,352
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1569
01:34:36,353 --> 01:34:39,587
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1570
01:34:39,588 --> 01:34:42,390
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1571
01:34:42,391 --> 01:34:44,993
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1572
01:34:44,994 --> 01:34:47,996
♪ It can take us all to heaven ♪
1573
01:34:47,997 --> 01:34:51,066
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1574
01:34:51,067 --> 01:34:54,002
♪ Well, give me that
old-time religion ♪
1575
01:34:54,003 --> 01:34:56,604
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1576
01:34:56,605 --> 01:34:59,541
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1577
01:34:59,542 --> 01:35:03,011
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1578
01:35:03,012 --> 01:35:05,546
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1579
01:35:05,547 --> 01:35:08,282
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1580
01:35:08,283 --> 01:35:11,153
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1581
01:35:11,154 --> 01:35:14,523
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1582
01:35:14,524 --> 01:35:17,192
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1583
01:35:17,193 --> 01:35:20,028
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1584
01:35:20,029 --> 01:35:22,697
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1585
01:35:22,698 --> 01:35:26,035
♪ It's good enough for me ♪
1586
01:35:26,036 --> 01:35:28,703
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1587
01:35:28,704 --> 01:35:31,473
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1588
01:35:31,474 --> 01:35:36,678
♪ Give me that
old-time religion ♪
1589
01:35:36,679 --> 01:35:40,482
♪ It's good ♪
1590
01:35:40,483 --> 01:35:44,086
♪ Enough ♪
1591
01:35:44,087 --> 01:35:48,925
♪ For me. ♪