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(intro music playing)

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Mal (narrating):
<i> ONCE UPON A TIME, </i>
<i> LONG, LONG AGO-</i>

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<i> WELL, MORE LIKE </i>
<i> 20 YEARS AGO-</i>

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<i> BELLE MARRIED HER BEAST </i>
<i> IN FRONT OF 6,000 </i>

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<i> OF THEIR CLOSEST </i>
<i> PERSONAL FRIENDS. </i>

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<i> BIG CAKE. </i>

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<i> YEAH, SO INSTEAD </i>
<i> OF A HONEYMOON, </i>

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<i> BEAST UNITED </i>
<i> ALL OF THE KINGDOMS </i>

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<i> AND GOT HIMSELF ELECTED </i>
<i> KING OF THE UNITED STATES </i>
<i> OF AURADON. </i>

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<i> HE ROUNDED UP </i>
<i> ALL THE VILLAINS </i>
<i> AND SIDEKICKS-</i>

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<i> BASICALLY ALL THE REALLY </i>
<i> INTERESTING PEOPLE-</i>

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<i> AND HE BOOTED THEM OFF </i>
<i> TO THE ISLE OF THE LOST </i>

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<i> WITH A MAGICAL BARRIER </i>
<i> TO KEEP THEM THERE. </i>

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<i> THIS IS MY HOOD. </i>

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<i> NO MAGIC. </i>

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<i> NO WI-FI. </i>

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<i> NO WAY OUT. </i>
<i> OR SO I THOUGHT. </i>

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<i> HANG ON, </i>
<i> YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET US. </i>

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<i> BUT FIRST THIS HAPPENED. </i>

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SLEEVE. HEAD.

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AH-HA.

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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

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THAT YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CROWNED KING
NEXT MONTH?

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YOU'RE JUST A BABY!

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-HE'S TURNING 16, DEAR.
-HEY, POPS.

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16? THAT'S FAR TOO YOUNG
TO BE CROWNED KING.

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I DIDN'T MAKE
A GOOD DECISION
UNTIL I WAS AT LEAST 42.

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UH, YOU DECIDED TO MARRY ME
AT 28.

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AH, IT WAS EITHER YOU
OR A TEAPOT.

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(chuckles)
KIDDING.

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MOM, DAD--

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AH! NN-NNH!

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I'VE CHOSEN MY FIRST
OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION.

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I'VE DECIDED
THAT THE CHILDREN
ON THE ISLE OF THE LOST

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BE GIVEN A CHANCE

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TO LIVE HERE IN AURADON.

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(squeaks)

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EVERY TIME I LOOK OUT
TO THE ISLAND,

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I FEEL LIKE
THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED.

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THE CHILDREN
OF OUR SWORN ENEMIES,
LIVING AMONG US?

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WE START OUT
WITH A FEW AT FIRST,

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ONLY THE ONES
WHO NEED OUR HELP THE MOST.

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I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THEM.

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HAVE YOU?

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I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.

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WHO ARE THEIR PARENTS?

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CRUELLA DE VIL...

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JAFAR...

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EVIL QUEEN...

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AND MALEFICENT.

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-AH!
-MALEFICENT!

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SHE IS THE WORST VILLAIN
IN THE LAND!

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-DAD, JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE.
-I WON'T HEAR OF IT.

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-OH, OH.
-THEY ARE GUILTY
OF UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES.

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DAD, THEIR CHILDREN
ARE INNOCENT.

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DON'T YOU THINK THEY DESERVE
A SHOT AT A NORMAL LIFE?

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DAD?

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I SUPPOSE THEIR CHILDREN
ARE INNOCENT.

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WELL.
WELL DONE.

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SHALL WE?

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(rock music playing)

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♪ They say I'm trouble ♪

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♪ They say I'm bad ♪

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♪ They say I'm evil ♪

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♪ And that makes me glad ♪

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♪ A dirty no-good ♪

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♪ Down to the bone ♪

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♪ Your worst nightmare ♪

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♪ Can't take me home ♪

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♪ So I got some mischief ♪

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♪ In my blood ♪

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♪ Can you blame me? ♪

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♪ I never got no love ♪

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♪ They think I'm callous ♪

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♪ A lowlife hood ♪

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♪ I feel so useless ♪

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All:
♪ Misunderstood ♪

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♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

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♪ Who's the baddest
of them all? ♪

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♪ Welcome to my wicked world ♪

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♪ Wicked world ♪

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Boy:
♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Rotten to the core ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

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♪ I'm nothing
like the kid next ♪

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-♪ Like the kid next door... ♪
-OH!

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-♪ I'm rotten to the... ♪
-OH!

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core... ♪

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(banging rhythmically)

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(all hooting, laughing)

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♪ Call me a schemer ♪

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♪ Call me a freak ♪

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♪ How can you say that? ♪

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♪ I'm just unique ♪

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Boy:
♪ What, me a traitor? ♪

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♪ Ain't got your back? ♪

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♪ Are we not friends? ♪

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-♪ What's up with that? ♪
-Man: HEY!

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♪ So I'm a misfit ♪

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♪ So I'm a flirt ♪

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♪ I broke your heart?
I made ya hurt? ♪

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♪ The past is past ♪

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♪ Forgive, forget ♪

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♪ The truth is ♪

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All:
♪ You ain't seen
nothing yet... ♪

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COME BACK WITH MY APPLE!

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All:
♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

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♪ Who's the baddest
of them all? ♪

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♪ Welcome to
my wicked world ♪

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♪ Wicked world... ♪

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COME ON!

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(vocalizing)

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All:
♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Rotten to the core ♪

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♪ I'm rotten
to the core, core ♪

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♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

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♪ I'm nothing
like the kid next ♪

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♪ Like the kid next door ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

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♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

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(children laughing,
chattering)

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(all laughing)

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(all screaming)

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HMM.

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HI, MOM.

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STEALING CANDY, MAL?

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I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

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IT WAS FROM A BABY.

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AH!
THAT'S MY NASTY LITTLE GIRL.

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(spits)

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(grunts)

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GIVE IT BACK
TO THE DREADFUL CREATURE.

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-MOM--
-IT'S THE DEETS, MAL,

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THAT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN MEAN AND TRULY EVIL.

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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

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-I WAS CURSING
ENTIRE KINGDOMS.
-"CURSING ENTIRE KINGDOMS."

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YOU. WALK WITH ME.

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SEE, I'M JUST,
JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU

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THE THING THAT REALLY COUNTS--
HOW TO BE ME.

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I KNOW THAT.
AND I'LL DO BETTER.

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OH! THERE'S NEWS!
I BURIED THE LEDE.

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(laughing)
YOU FOUR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

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TO GO TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL...

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IN AURADON.

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All:
WHOA!
OH, OH, OH!

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WHAT? I'M NOT GOING
TO SOME BOARDING SCHOOL

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FILLED TO THE BRIM
WITH PRISSY PINK PRINCESSES!

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AND PERFECT PRINCES.
UGH.

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YEAH,
AND I DON'T DO UNIFORMS.

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UNLESS IT'S LEATHER.
YOU FEEL ME?

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I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT THEY ALLOW DOGS
IN AURADON.

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MOM SAID THEY'RE
RABID PACK ANIMALS

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WHO EAT BOYS
WHO DON'T BEHAVE.

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-WOOF!
-YEAH, MOM, WE'RE NOT GOING.

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OH, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL,
PUMPKIN.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT
WORLD DOMINATION.

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KNUCKLEHEADS!

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MAL...

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YOU WILL GO.

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YOU WILL FIND
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER

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AND YOU WILL BRING ME BACK
HER MAGIC WAND.

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EASY PEASY.

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WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

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MATCHING THRONES.
HERS-AND-HERS CROWNS.

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UM, I--
I THINK SHE MEANT US.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT
YOU AND ME, BABY.

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DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING
INNOCENT PEOPLE SUFFER?

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-WELL, YEAH.
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T--
-WELL, THEN GET ME THE WAND

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AND YOU AND I CAN SEE
ALL THAT AND SO MUCH MORE.

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AND WITH THAT WAND
AND MY SCEPTER,

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I WILL BE ABLE TO BEND
BOTH GOOD AND EVIL
TO MY WILL!

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-OUR WILL.
-OUR WILL, OUR WILL.

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(snaps)
AND IF YOU REFUSE,

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YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
MISSY.

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-WHAT-MOM--
-(snaps)

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(grunts)
FINE. WHATEVER.

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-I WIN.
-EVIE.

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MY LITTLE EVIL-ETTE
IN TRAINING,

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YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF
A PRINCE WITH A BIG CASTLE

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AND A MOTHER-IN-LAW WING.

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Both:
AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MIRRORS!

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-AH!
-NO LAUGHING. WRINKLES.

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OH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT
TAKING MY CARLOS,

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-BECAUSE
I'D MISS HIM TOO MUCH.
-REALLY, MOM?

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YES. WHO WOULD TOUCH UP
MY ROOTS,

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FLUFF MY FUR,
AND SCRAPE THE BUNIONS
OFF MY FEET?

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YEAH, MAYBE A NEW SCHOOL
WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING.

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OH, CARLOS,
THEY HAVE DOGS IN AURADON.

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-OH, NO! I'M NOT GOING!
-(sighs)

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WELL, JAY ISN'T GOING EITHER.

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I NEED HIM TO STOCK
THE SHELVES IN MY STORE.

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-WHAT DID YOU SCORE?
-(laughs)

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OH. OOH.

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(gasps)

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A LAMP.

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-(panting)
-DAD.

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-I ALREADY TRIED.
-AH!

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EVIE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

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UNTIL WE GET RID
OF THIS UNIBROW, HMM?

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

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PEOPLE USED TO COWER
AT THE MENTION OF OUR NAMES!

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FOR 20 YEARS,
I HAVE SEARCHED FOR A WAY
OFF THIS ISLAND.

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FOR 20 YEARS,
THEY HAVE ROBBED US
FROM OUR REVENGE--

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-REVENGE ON SNOW WHITE
AND HER HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN.
-OW!

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-REVENGE ON ALADDIN
AND HIS BLOATED GENIE!
-I WILL--

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-POP!
-REVENGE ON EVERY
SNEAKY DALMATIAN

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THAT ESCAPED YOUR CLUTCHES.

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OH, BUT THEY DIDN'T
GET BABY.

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-(squeaking)
-THEY DIDN'T GET THE--

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(laughing)
THEY DIDN'T GET THE BABY!

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AND I, MALEFICENT...

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THE EVILEST OF THEM ALL,

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I WILL FINALLY
HAVE MY REVENGE

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ON SLEEPING BEAUTY

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AND HER RELENTLESS
LITTLE PRINCE.

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-VILLAINS!
-YES.

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YES?

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-OUR DAY HAS COME.
-HMM.

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-E.Q.,
GIVE HER THE MAGIC MIRROR.
-YEAH.

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THIS IS YOUR MAGIC MIRROR?

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YEAH, WELL, IT AIN'T
WHAT IT USED TO BE,

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-BUT THEN AGAIN,
NEITHER ARE WE!
-(both laugh)

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-IT WILL HELP YOU FIND THINGS.
-LIKE A PRINCE?

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-LIKE MY WAISTLINE.
-LIKE THE MAGIC WAND!
HELLO!

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-HELLO.
-MY SPELL BOOK. MY BOOK.
I NEED MY-THAT BOOK.

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OH, AH!
THE SAFE. THE SAFE.

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QUEEN, HELP ME!

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00:11:02.079 --> 00:11:04.020
-I NEVER CAN
FIGURE THIS THING OUT.
-(banging)

232
00:11:04.055 --> 00:11:06.697
VOIL .

233
00:11:06.733 --> 00:11:09.458
MY SPELL--
COME, DARLING. COME.

234
00:11:09.493 --> 00:11:12.503
OH-OOH!
OH, OH.

235
00:11:12.539 --> 00:11:15.064
THERE SHE IS.
IT DOESN'T WORK HERE,
BUT IT WILL IN AURADON.

236
00:11:15.099 --> 00:11:19.102
REMEMBER?
WHEN WE WERE SPREADING EVIL
AND RUINING LIVES.

237
00:11:19.137 --> 00:11:21.137
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

238
00:11:21.214 --> 00:11:24.632
AND NOW
YOU WILL BE MAKING
YOUR OWN MEMORIES

239
00:11:26.928 --> 00:11:28.878
BY DOING EXACTLY
AS I TELL YOU.

240
00:11:28.913 --> 00:11:30.438
DOOR.

241
00:11:30.473 --> 00:11:32.181
-OH.
-(horn honking)

242
00:11:32.216 --> 00:11:35.477
Evil Queen:
WHOO! LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!

243
00:11:35.512 --> 00:11:37.904
CARLOS! COME.

244
00:11:37.939 --> 00:11:39.238
WHO IS THE FAIREST
OF THEM ALL?

245
00:11:39.274 --> 00:11:40.481
-ME.
-AH!

246
00:11:40.517 --> 00:11:42.283
-YOU.
-YES! LET'S GO.

247
00:11:42.285 --> 00:11:44.502
-NOW, RECITE OUR MANTRA.
-THERE'S NO TEAM IN "I".

248
00:11:44.538 --> 00:11:46.646
OH, RUN ALONG.
YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP.

249
00:11:46.681 --> 00:11:48.189
-MY BAG.
-YEAH.

250
00:11:48.224 --> 00:11:49.449
-DAD!
-COMING!

251
00:12:03.956 --> 00:12:07.391
THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD
RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

252
00:12:07.427 --> 00:12:09.177
DON'T BLOW IT.

253
00:12:16.311 --> 00:12:18.311
MAL!

254
00:12:24.594 --> 00:12:26.611
(all chattering)

255
00:12:33.177 --> 00:12:35.403
AH!
SMELLS LIKE COMMON FOLK.

256
00:12:35.438 --> 00:12:37.555
Cruella De Vil:
COME BACK HERE, NOW!

257
00:12:37.590 --> 00:12:38.739
(laughing)

258
00:12:38.774 --> 00:12:40.449
CARLOS!

259
00:12:40.484 --> 00:12:42.084
INGRATE.

260
00:12:59.846 --> 00:13:01.503
(engine starts)

261
00:13:01.539 --> 00:13:03.230
BYE-BYE.

262
00:13:03.266 --> 00:13:05.191
THE JACKALS HAVE LANDED.

263
00:13:08.921 --> 00:13:10.480
Jafar:
BRING HOME THE GOLD!

264
00:13:10.515 --> 00:13:11.940
Cruella De Vil:
BRING HOME A PUPPY.

265
00:13:11.975 --> 00:13:12.824
Evil Queen:
BRING HOME A PRINCE.

266
00:13:18.406 --> 00:13:20.039
(both grunting)

267
00:13:30.076 --> 00:13:32.001
YOU'RE LOOKING
A LITTLE WASHED OUT.

268
00:13:32.036 --> 00:13:33.511
-LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
-EW, STOP.

269
00:13:33.546 --> 00:13:35.688
I'M PLOTTING.

270
00:13:35.723 --> 00:13:37.724
WELL,
IT'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE.

271
00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:38.524
(all moaning)

272
00:13:38.560 --> 00:13:40.543
OH!

273
00:13:40.578 --> 00:13:43.004
THESE!
IT'S SALTY LIKE NUTS,

274
00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:44.497
BUT IT'S SWEET
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

275
00:13:44.532 --> 00:13:47.449
LET ME SEE.

276
00:13:47.485 --> 00:13:48.860
-EW!
-OW!

277
00:13:54.433 --> 00:13:55.700
LOOK!

278
00:14:01.249 --> 00:14:04.750
-IT'S A TRAP!
-(all screaming)

279
00:14:14.337 --> 00:14:15.428
-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-(laughs)

280
00:14:18.783 --> 00:14:20.357
IT MUST BE MAGIC.

281
00:14:20.393 --> 00:14:22.452
HEY.

282
00:14:22.487 --> 00:14:24.703
DID THIS LITTLE BUTTON

283
00:14:24.739 --> 00:14:26.330
JUST OPEN UP
THE MAGIC BARRIER?

284
00:14:26.366 --> 00:14:29.267
NO, THIS ONE OPENS
THE MAGIC BARRIER.

285
00:14:29.302 --> 00:14:31.677
THAT ONE OPENS MY GARAGE.

286
00:14:31.713 --> 00:14:34.280
AND THIS BUTTON...

287
00:14:37.393 --> 00:14:39.701
OKAY.
(laughs)

288
00:14:39.737 --> 00:14:41.662
NASTY.
I LIKE THAT GUY.

289
00:15:01.059 --> 00:15:04.352
(band playing)

290
00:15:17.717 --> 00:15:20.951
OH! AH! OW! STOP!

291
00:15:20.987 --> 00:15:23.020
YOU GOT EVERYTHING ELSE!

292
00:15:23.055 --> 00:15:25.064
WHY DO YOU WANT
WHATEVER THIS IS?

293
00:15:25.099 --> 00:15:26.507
-'CAUSE YOU WANT IT!
-NO!

294
00:15:26.542 --> 00:15:28.850
-GIVE IT TO ME!
-OW!

295
00:15:28.886 --> 00:15:30.311
-LET GO!
-GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

296
00:15:30.346 --> 00:15:32.580
WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE.

297
00:15:32.615 --> 00:15:35.683
JUST CLEANING UP.
(laughs)

298
00:15:35.718 --> 00:15:38.144
-GET UP.
-(grunts)

299
00:15:38.179 --> 00:15:41.130
(sing-song)
LEAVE IT LIKE YOU FOUND IT!

300
00:15:41.165 --> 00:15:42.557
AND BY THAT,
I MEAN JUST LEAVE IT.

301
00:15:42.592 --> 00:15:44.392
(bells chiming)

302
00:15:47.947 --> 00:15:50.690
HELLO, FOXY.

303
00:15:50.725 --> 00:15:55.135
THE NAME'S JAY.

304
00:15:55.171 --> 00:15:58.197
(laughs)

305
00:15:58.233 --> 00:16:01.684
WELCOME TO AURADON PREP.

306
00:16:01.719 --> 00:16:04.345
I'M FAIRY GODMOTHER,
HEADMISTRESS.

307
00:16:04.380 --> 00:16:06.221
THE FAIRY GODMOTHER?

308
00:16:06.257 --> 00:16:08.974
AS IN, "BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO"?

309
00:16:09.010 --> 00:16:11.677
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI.
YOU KNOW IT.

310
00:16:11.713 --> 00:16:15.348
YEAH, I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT IT FELT LIKE
FOR CINDERELLA

311
00:16:15.383 --> 00:16:18.692
WHEN YOU JUST APPEARED,
OUT OF NOWHERE,

312
00:16:18.728 --> 00:16:23.022
WITH THAT SPARKLY WAND
AND WARM SMILE.

313
00:16:23.057 --> 00:16:26.450
-OH.
-AND THAT SPARKLING WAND.

314
00:16:26.486 --> 00:16:29.520
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
AND AS I ALWAYS SAY,

315
00:16:29.555 --> 00:16:31.522
"DON'T FOCUS ON THE PAST
OR YOU'LL MISS THE FUTURE."

316
00:16:33.417 --> 00:16:35.242
IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY
MEET YOU ALL.

317
00:16:35.277 --> 00:16:38.654
-I'M BEN.
-PRINCE BENJAMIN.

318
00:16:38.689 --> 00:16:41.690
-SOON TO BE KING.
-YOU HAD ME AT PRINCE.

319
00:16:41.726 --> 00:16:46.178
MY MOM'S A QUEEN,
WHICH MAKES ME A PRINCESS.

320
00:16:46.214 --> 00:16:48.772
THE EVIL QUEEN
HAS NO ROYAL STATUS HERE

321
00:16:48.808 --> 00:16:50.983
AND NEITHER DO YOU.

322
00:16:51.018 --> 00:16:53.369
(Ben laughs)
THIS IS AUDREY.

323
00:16:53.404 --> 00:16:56.705
PRINCESS AUDREY.
HIS GIRLFRIEND.

324
00:16:56.740 --> 00:16:57.673
RIGHT, BENNYBOO?

325
00:16:57.708 --> 00:17:01.961
BEN AND AUDREY
ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU
ALL AROUND,

326
00:17:01.996 --> 00:17:03.095
AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

327
00:17:05.149 --> 00:17:09.543
THE DOORS OF WISDOM
ARE NEVER SHUT.

328
00:17:09.578 --> 00:17:12.045
BUT THE LIBRARY HOURS
ARE FROM 8:00 TO 11:00.

329
00:17:12.081 --> 00:17:13.856
AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD,
I HAVE A LITTLE THING
ABOUT CURFEWS.

330
00:17:13.891 --> 00:17:17.109
(all chuckle)

331
00:17:26.362 --> 00:17:29.663
IT IS SO, SO, SO GOOD
TO FINALLY ME-MEET YOU ALL.

332
00:17:36.264 --> 00:17:38.447
THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION,

333
00:17:38.482 --> 00:17:42.826
AND ONE THAT I HOPE
WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...

334
00:17:42.862 --> 00:17:45.128
IS THAT CHOCOLATE?

335
00:17:45.164 --> 00:17:47.965
...AS THE DAY OUR TWO PEOPLES
BEGAN TO HEAL.

336
00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:51.143
OR THE DAY
THAT YOU SHOWED FOUR PEOPLES
WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE.

337
00:17:53.381 --> 00:17:54.772
A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP?

338
00:17:54.808 --> 00:17:56.549
A LITTLE MORE
THAN A LITTLE BIT.

339
00:17:56.584 --> 00:17:58.700
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR MY FIRST IMPRESSION.

340
00:17:58.736 --> 00:18:02.421
(both laugh)

341
00:18:02.457 --> 00:18:05.057
HEY!
YOU'RE MALEFICENT'S DAUGHTER,
AREN'T YOU?

342
00:18:05.093 --> 00:18:07.467
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I TOTALLY DO NOT BLAME YOU
FOR YOUR MOTHER

343
00:18:07.503 --> 00:18:09.962
TRYING TO KILL MY PARENTS
AND STUFF.

344
00:18:09.997 --> 00:18:12.657
OH, MY MOM'S AURORA.
SLEEPING--

345
00:18:12.692 --> 00:18:15.251
BEAUTY!
YEAH, I'VE HEARD THE NAME.

346
00:18:15.286 --> 00:18:19.421
YOU KNOW, AND I TOTALLY
DO NOT BLAME YOUR GRANDPARENTS

347
00:18:19.456 --> 00:18:21.757
FOR INVITING EVERYONE
IN THE WHOLE WORLD

348
00:18:21.792 --> 00:18:25.311
BUT MY MOTHER
TO THEIR STUPID CHRISTENING.

349
00:18:25.346 --> 00:18:27.104
-WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
-TOTES!

350
00:18:27.140 --> 00:18:28.981
(both laugh)

351
00:18:29.017 --> 00:18:32.000
(both sigh)

352
00:18:32.035 --> 00:18:34.461
OKAY!
SO, HOW ABOUT A TOUR?

353
00:18:34.497 --> 00:18:36.722
YEAH? AURADON PREP,

354
00:18:36.757 --> 00:18:38.599
ORIGINALLY BUILT
OVER 300 YEARS AGO

355
00:18:38.634 --> 00:18:40.367
AND CONVERTED
INTO A HIGH SCHOOL

356
00:18:40.402 --> 00:18:41.318
BY MY FATHER
WHEN HE BECAME KING.

357
00:18:51.338 --> 00:18:53.414
(screams)

358
00:18:55.109 --> 00:18:57.168
CARLOS, IT'S OKAY.

359
00:18:57.203 --> 00:19:00.479
MY FATHER WANTED HIS STATUE
TO MORPH FROM BEAST TO MAN

360
00:19:00.515 --> 00:19:02.072
TO REMIND US THAT ANYTHING
IS POSSIBLE.

361
00:19:02.108 --> 00:19:04.033
DOES HE SHED MUCH?

362
00:19:04.068 --> 00:19:05.426
YEAH, MOM WON'T LET HIM
ON THE COUCH.

363
00:19:19.742 --> 00:19:22.860
SO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT
OF MAGIC HERE IN AURADON?

364
00:19:22.896 --> 00:19:25.879
LIKE WANDS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

365
00:19:25.914 --> 00:19:29.408
YEAH, IT EXISTS OF COURSE,
BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH RETIRED.

366
00:19:29.443 --> 00:19:32.978
MOST OF US HERE
ARE JUST ORDINARY MORTALS.

367
00:19:33.013 --> 00:19:34.922
WHO HAPPENED TO BE KINGS
AND QUEENS.

368
00:19:34.958 --> 00:19:36.948
THAT'S TRUE.

369
00:19:36.984 --> 00:19:39.085
OUR ROYAL BLOOD
GOES BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

370
00:19:39.120 --> 00:19:40.844
(both giggle)

371
00:19:40.879 --> 00:19:42.504
DOUG. DOUG, COME DOWN.

372
00:19:45.084 --> 00:19:47.185
THIS IS DOUG.

373
00:19:47.261 --> 00:19:48.744
HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR CLASS SCHEDULES

374
00:19:48.779 --> 00:19:51.297
AND SHOW YOU
THE REST OF THE DORMS.

375
00:19:51.332 --> 00:19:53.024
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY?

376
00:19:53.100 --> 00:19:55.793
AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING
YOU NEED, FEEL FREE TO--

377
00:19:55.828 --> 00:19:57.995
-ASK DOUG.
-(both chuckle)

378
00:19:58.030 --> 00:20:00.456
-HA.
-(both sigh)

379
00:20:00.491 --> 00:20:01.982
(chuckles)

380
00:20:05.262 --> 00:20:08.180
HI, GUYS. I'M DOPEY'S SON.

381
00:20:08.215 --> 00:20:10.783
AS IN DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL,
HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

382
00:20:13.796 --> 00:20:16.180
-HEIGH-HO.
-EVIE.

383
00:20:16.215 --> 00:20:18.223
EVIL QUEEN'S DAUGHTER.

384
00:20:18.259 --> 00:20:21.469
OKAY.
SO ABOUT YOUR CLASSES,

385
00:20:21.504 --> 00:20:23.287
I, UH, PUT IN
THE REQUIREMENTS ALREADY--

386
00:20:23.322 --> 00:20:24.972
HISTORY OF WOODSMEN
AND PIRATES,

387
00:20:25.007 --> 00:20:26.724
SAFETY RULES
FOR THE INTERNET,

388
00:20:26.759 --> 00:20:30.786
AND, UH,
REMEDIAL GOODNESS 101.

389
00:20:30.821 --> 00:20:33.347
LET ME GUESS.
NEW CLASS?

390
00:20:37.028 --> 00:20:38.269
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO FIND OUR DORMS.

391
00:20:43.342 --> 00:20:44.984
OH, UH, YEAH, YOUR DORMS
ARE THAT WAY, GUYS.

392
00:20:48.155 --> 00:20:51.982
DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL,
HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

393
00:20:52.017 --> 00:20:54.410
SNEEZY.

394
00:21:07.316 --> 00:21:10.959
WOW.
THIS PLACE IS SO AMAZ--

395
00:21:10.995 --> 00:21:14.229
-GROSS.
-I KNOW, RIGHT?
AMAZINGLY GROSS.

396
00:21:14.265 --> 00:21:16.749
EW.

397
00:21:16.784 --> 00:21:19.435
UGH! I'M GOING TO NEED
SOME SERIOUS SUNSCREEN.

398
00:21:19.470 --> 00:21:21.103
-YEAH.
-E.

399
00:21:28.304 --> 00:21:31.280
WHEW! THAT IS MUCH BETTER.

400
00:21:34.143 --> 00:21:37.061
(zapping sounds)

401
00:21:37.096 --> 00:21:40.914
(laughing, grunting)
WHOO! WHOA! AH!

402
00:21:45.504 --> 00:21:47.421
-(game beeping)
-WHOA!

403
00:21:49.667 --> 00:21:51.850
JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

404
00:21:51.885 --> 00:21:54.019
IT'S CALLED STEALING.

405
00:21:54.054 --> 00:21:56.789
OKAY, WHAT'S THE POINT?

406
00:21:56.824 --> 00:21:59.291
WELL, MAL, IT'S LIKE
BUYING WHATEVER I WANT,

407
00:21:59.327 --> 00:22:01.451
EXCEPT IT'S FREE.

408
00:22:01.487 --> 00:22:04.638
(laughs) OKAY.
SO, YOU COULD DO THAT,

409
00:22:04.673 --> 00:22:07.399
OR YOU COULD LEAVE
ALL OF THIS HERE

410
00:22:07.434 --> 00:22:08.917
AND PICK IT UP
WHEN WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

411
00:22:08.953 --> 00:22:10.377
YOU SOUND
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

412
00:22:10.412 --> 00:22:13.088
THANK YOU.

413
00:22:13.124 --> 00:22:15.816
YOU DO IT YOUR WAY
AND I'LL DO IT MINE.

414
00:22:15.851 --> 00:22:17.492
DIE, SUCKERS!
(laughs)

415
00:22:17.528 --> 00:22:19.486
JAY, COME CHECK
THIS THING OUT.

416
00:22:19.521 --> 00:22:20.871
MAN, IT'S AWESOME.

417
00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:26.952
(grunting)

418
00:22:26.987 --> 00:22:29.730
GUYS!

419
00:22:29.766 --> 00:22:31.490
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU
WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR?

420
00:22:31.525 --> 00:22:33.967
FAIRY GODMOTHER,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

421
00:22:34.002 --> 00:22:36.929
-MAGIC WAND,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
-(others laughing)

422
00:22:36.964 --> 00:22:40.557
THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE
TO PROVE OURSELVES
TO OUR PARENTS.

423
00:22:44.605 --> 00:22:47.647
TO PROVE THAT WE ARE EVIL
AND VICIOUS

424
00:22:47.683 --> 00:22:51.159
AND RUTHLESS AND CRUEL.
YEAH?

425
00:22:51.195 --> 00:22:52.352
All:
YEAH.

426
00:22:52.387 --> 00:22:54.988
EVIE, MIRROR ME.

427
00:23:00.554 --> 00:23:03.455
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE--
IN MY HAND,

428
00:23:03.490 --> 00:23:06.750
WHERE IS FAIRY GODMOTHER'S
WAND... STAND?

429
00:23:09.396 --> 00:23:11.288
-THERE IT IS!
-ZOOM OUT.

430
00:23:11.323 --> 00:23:13.841
MAGIC MIRROR, NOT SO CLOSE.

431
00:23:13.876 --> 00:23:17.794
CLOSER. CLOSER.

432
00:23:17.829 --> 00:23:20.664
CLOSER.

433
00:23:20.699 --> 00:23:22.007
CAN I GO BACK TO MY GAME?
I'M ON LEVEL THREE.

434
00:23:22.042 --> 00:23:24.126
STOP!

435
00:23:24.161 --> 00:23:26.728
IT'S IN A MUSEUM.
DO WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

436
00:23:26.763 --> 00:23:30.107
-(computer beeps)
-2.3 MILES FROM HERE.

437
00:23:35.138 --> 00:23:36.530
COME ON.

438
00:23:41.037 --> 00:23:42.110
Mal:
CARLOS!

439
00:23:42.145 --> 00:23:43.954
COMING!

440
00:23:47.143 --> 00:23:48.917
COME ON.

441
00:23:53.274 --> 00:23:55.149
CHECK YOUR MIRROR.

442
00:23:55.184 --> 00:23:56.617
IS MY MASCARA SMUDGED?

443
00:23:56.652 --> 00:23:59.627
YEAH.
AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

444
00:23:59.663 --> 00:24:01.806
WHY DON'T YOU SEE
IF YOU CAN FIND US THE WAND?

445
00:24:01.841 --> 00:24:03.515
SURE. THIS WAY.

446
00:24:26.156 --> 00:24:27.122
(chair squeaks)

447
00:24:37.226 --> 00:24:40.969
THAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S
SPINNING WHEEL?
(laughs)

448
00:24:41.005 --> 00:24:42.763
YEAH, IT'S KINDA DORKY.

449
00:24:42.798 --> 00:24:46.449
IT'S MAGIC.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK SCARY.

450
00:24:46.485 --> 00:24:49.570
"MAGIC SPINDLE,
DO NOT LINGER.

451
00:24:49.605 --> 00:24:50.771
MAKE MY VICTIM
PRICK A FINGER."

452
00:24:53.734 --> 00:24:56.126
IMPRESSIVE.

453
00:24:56.162 --> 00:24:58.545
-I GOT CHILLS.
-(laughing)

454
00:24:58.580 --> 00:25:01.649
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

455
00:25:01.684 --> 00:25:03.642
"PRICK THE FINGER,
PRICK IT DEEP.

456
00:25:03.677 --> 00:25:04.952
SEND MY ENEMY OFF TO SLEEP."

457
00:25:14.588 --> 00:25:16.088
OOH!

458
00:25:18.818 --> 00:25:21.051
(yawning)

459
00:25:29.194 --> 00:25:30.852
NOT SO DORKY NOW, HUH?

460
00:25:33.699 --> 00:25:36.867
(rattling)

461
00:25:36.903 --> 00:25:38.986
STAND BACK.

462
00:25:41.423 --> 00:25:43.114
"MAKE IT EASY,
MAKE IT QUICK,

463
00:25:43.150 --> 00:25:45.284
OPEN UP WITHOUT A KICK."

464
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:47.861
AHH!

465
00:25:47.896 --> 00:25:49.780
(girls laughing)

466
00:25:49.815 --> 00:25:51.290
COMING?

467
00:25:53.351 --> 00:25:55.978
-COME ON, JAY.
-I'M GOOD.

468
00:25:56.013 --> 00:25:57.546
JUST TRYING TO HELP.

469
00:26:00.634 --> 00:26:02.718
SHH.

470
00:26:07.941 --> 00:26:09.016
(grunting)

471
00:26:11.420 --> 00:26:12.769
-Mal (whispering): CARLOS!
-COMING.

472
00:26:15.616 --> 00:26:17.316
SO CLOSE.

473
00:26:20.963 --> 00:26:22.762
UPSTAIRS.

474
00:26:22.797 --> 00:26:25.140
COME ON.
GO, GO, GO, GO.

475
00:26:25.176 --> 00:26:27.334
UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.

476
00:26:27.369 --> 00:26:28.902
COME ON, GUYS.
ALMOST THERE.

477
00:26:28.937 --> 00:26:30.412
YEAH.

478
00:26:45.128 --> 00:26:47.846
MOMMY?

479
00:26:50.125 --> 00:26:51.767
KILLER.

480
00:26:54.513 --> 00:26:57.772
I WILL NEVER FORGET
MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.

481
00:26:57.807 --> 00:27:01.460
WELL, THE WAND'S NOT HERE.
LET'S BOUNCE.

482
00:27:01.495 --> 00:27:02.903
LET'S GO.

483
00:27:12.189 --> 00:27:16.450
Maleficent:
<i> THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD </i>
<i> RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS. </i>

484
00:27:16.485 --> 00:27:20.003
<i> DON'T BLOW IT. </i>

485
00:27:20.039 --> 00:27:22.723
♪ Look at you,
look at me ♪

486
00:27:22.758 --> 00:27:24.432
♪ I don't know
who to be ♪

487
00:27:24.468 --> 00:27:25.384
♪ Mother ♪

488
00:27:27.971 --> 00:27:29.487
♪ Is it wrong?
Is it right? ♪

489
00:27:29.523 --> 00:27:31.106
♪ Be a thief in the night ♪

490
00:27:31.142 --> 00:27:34.292
♪ Mother ♪

491
00:27:34.327 --> 00:27:38.230
♪ Tell me what to do... ♪

492
00:27:38.265 --> 00:27:40.965
MAL. COME ON.

493
00:27:41.001 --> 00:27:44.961
(cackling)

494
00:27:44.997 --> 00:27:46.463
DON'T BE SO SERIOUS,
DARLING.

495
00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:49.257
I'M SORRY.
(laughing)

496
00:27:49.293 --> 00:27:51.326
♪ I was once like you,
my child ♪

497
00:27:51.362 --> 00:27:53.712
♪ Slightly insecure ♪

498
00:27:53.747 --> 00:27:55.822
♪ Argued with my mother, too ♪

499
00:27:55.857 --> 00:27:58.474
♪ Thought I was mature ♪

500
00:27:58.510 --> 00:28:00.710
♪ But I put my heart aside ♪

501
00:28:00.746 --> 00:28:03.347
♪ And I used my head ♪

502
00:28:03.382 --> 00:28:05.315
♪ Now I think
it's time you learned ♪

503
00:28:05.351 --> 00:28:09.728
♪ What dear old mama said ♪

504
00:28:09.763 --> 00:28:13.156
♪ Don't you wanna be evil
like me? ♪

505
00:28:13.192 --> 00:28:16.209
♪ Don't you wanna be mean? ♪

506
00:28:16.244 --> 00:28:17.977
♪ Don't you wanna
make mischief ♪

507
00:28:18.013 --> 00:28:21.590
♪ Your daily routine? ♪

508
00:28:21.625 --> 00:28:23.967
♪ Well, you can spend
your life ♪

509
00:28:24.002 --> 00:28:27.579
♪ Attending to the poor ♪

510
00:28:27.656 --> 00:28:33.185
♪ But when you're evil,
doing less is doing more ♪

511
00:28:33.220 --> 00:28:36.121
♪ Don't you wanna be ruthless
and rotten ♪

512
00:28:36.156 --> 00:28:39.316
♪ And mad? ♪

513
00:28:39.351 --> 00:28:44.354
♪ Don't you wanna be very,
very good at being bad? ♪

514
00:28:44.390 --> 00:28:46.481
♪ I have tried
my whole life long ♪

515
00:28:46.517 --> 00:28:49.400
♪ To do the worst
I can ♪

516
00:28:49.436 --> 00:28:51.753
♪ Clawed my way to victory ♪

517
00:28:51.788 --> 00:28:55.323
♪ Built my master plan ♪

518
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:58.159
♪ Now the time has come,
my dear ♪

519
00:28:58.195 --> 00:29:00.979
♪ For you to take your place ♪

520
00:29:01.015 --> 00:29:03.731
♪ Promise me you'll try
to be ♪

521
00:29:03.767 --> 00:29:06.709
♪ An absolute disgrace ♪

522
00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:09.871
♪ Don't you wanna be evil
like me? ♪

523
00:29:09.906 --> 00:29:12.774
♪ Don't you wanna be cruel? ♪

524
00:29:12.810 --> 00:29:15.819
♪ Don't you wanna be nasty
and brutal ♪

525
00:29:15.854 --> 00:29:18.530
♪ And cool? ♪

526
00:29:18.565 --> 00:29:20.532
♪ And when you
grab that wand ♪

527
00:29:20.567 --> 00:29:24.369
♪ That's when your reign
begins ♪

528
00:29:24.405 --> 00:29:29.324
♪ Who wants an evil queen
without a sack of sins? ♪

529
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:31.409
♪ Don't you
wanna be heartless ♪

530
00:29:31.444 --> 00:29:35.380
♪ And hardened as stone? ♪

531
00:29:35.416 --> 00:29:38.041
♪ Don't you wanna be
finger-lickin' evil ♪

532
00:29:38.077 --> 00:29:41.086
♪ To the bone? ♪

533
00:29:41.121 --> 00:29:43.338
♪ This is not
for us to ponder ♪

534
00:29:43.373 --> 00:29:46.266
♪ This was pre-ordained ♪

535
00:29:46.301 --> 00:29:48.968
♪ You and I
shall rule together ♪

536
00:29:49.003 --> 00:29:51.638
♪ Freedom soon regained ♪

537
00:29:51.673 --> 00:29:54.449
♪ Mistress of the universe ♪

538
00:29:54.485 --> 00:29:57.452
♪ Powerful and strong ♪

539
00:29:57.487 --> 00:29:59.738
♪ Daughter, hear me,
help me, join me ♪

540
00:29:59.773 --> 00:30:03.801
♪ Won't you sing along? ♪

541
00:30:03.877 --> 00:30:06.227
Both:
♪ Now we're gonna be evil,
it's true ♪

542
00:30:06.263 --> 00:30:09.373
♪ Never gonna think twice ♪

543
00:30:09.408 --> 00:30:11.299
♪ And we're gonna
be spiteful ♪

544
00:30:11.335 --> 00:30:14.995
♪ Yes, spiteful,
that's nice ♪

545
00:30:15.030 --> 00:30:19.441
♪ In just an hour or two,
our future's safe and sure ♪

546
00:30:19.476 --> 00:30:26.164
♪ This mother/daughter act
is going out on tour ♪

547
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:31.695
♪ If you wanna be evil
and awful and free ♪

548
00:30:31.730 --> 00:30:34.656
♪ Then you should thank
your lucky star ♪

549
00:30:34.691 --> 00:30:38.251
♪ That you were born
the girl you are ♪

550
00:30:38.286 --> 00:30:42.289
♪ The daughter of
an evilicious queen ♪

551
00:30:42.324 --> 00:30:47.627
♪ Like me! ♪

552
00:30:49.347 --> 00:30:54.084
(cackling)

553
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:57.804
HEY, I FOUND THE WAND.
LET'S GO.

554
00:31:10.085 --> 00:31:11.359
Evie:
HERE IT IS.

555
00:31:14.347 --> 00:31:15.638
WHOO!

556
00:31:15.674 --> 00:31:17.449
(laughing)

557
00:31:35.594 --> 00:31:37.510
JAY, DON'T!

558
00:31:37.546 --> 00:31:40.313
WAIT, NO!
NO! DON'T!

559
00:31:40.348 --> 00:31:42.974
-AH!
-(siren wailing)

560
00:31:45.003 --> 00:31:46.803
A FORCE FIELD
AND A SIREN?

561
00:31:46.838 --> 00:31:48.480
THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

562
00:31:48.515 --> 00:31:50.256
(siren wailing)

563
00:31:50.292 --> 00:31:51.566
LET'S GO!

564
00:32:01.787 --> 00:32:03.411
Evie:
HURRY.

565
00:32:07.534 --> 00:32:08.741
(phone ringing)

566
00:32:08.776 --> 00:32:09.668
COME ON.

567
00:32:12.230 --> 00:32:14.847
HELLO? UH, UH,
JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

568
00:32:14.883 --> 00:32:16.074
ONE SECOND.

569
00:32:16.110 --> 00:32:18.135
(siren continues)

570
00:32:18.170 --> 00:32:20.386
(siren stops)

571
00:32:20.422 --> 00:32:22.597
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO, FALSE ALARM.

572
00:32:24.793 --> 00:32:26.576
IT WAS A MALFUNCTION
IN THE, UH,

573
00:32:26.612 --> 00:32:29.846
LM 714 CHIP
IN THE BREADBOARD CIRCUIT.

574
00:32:29.881 --> 00:32:30.981
YEAH. OKAY.
SAY HI TO THE MISSUS.

575
00:32:33.894 --> 00:32:35.569
Mal:
CARLOS!

576
00:32:35.604 --> 00:32:37.112
YOU'RE WELCOME.

577
00:32:42.702 --> 00:32:44.886
Mal:
WAY TO GO, JAY.

578
00:32:44.922 --> 00:32:45.954
NOW WE HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

579
00:32:49.034 --> 00:32:50.875
(bells tolling)

580
00:32:52.896 --> 00:32:56.964
IF SOMEONE HANDS YOU
A CRYING BABY,

581
00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.277
DO YOU,
A, CURSE IT?

582
00:33:00.312 --> 00:33:03.530
B, LOCK IT IN A TOWER?

583
00:33:03.565 --> 00:33:07.000
C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE?

584
00:33:07.035 --> 00:33:09.686
OR D,
CARVE OUT ITS HEART?

585
00:33:11.890 --> 00:33:15.733
-EVIE.
-WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE?

586
00:33:15.769 --> 00:33:17.527
OH, OKAY.
ANYONE ELSE?

587
00:33:20.982 --> 00:33:22.883
MAL?

588
00:33:22.918 --> 00:33:24.534
C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE.

589
00:33:24.569 --> 00:33:26.636
CORRECT. AGAIN.

590
00:33:26.671 --> 00:33:27.829
YOU ARE ON FIRE, GIRL!

591
00:33:27.864 --> 00:33:30.882
JUST PICK THE ONE
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE ANY FUN.

592
00:33:30.917 --> 00:33:33.201
-OH.
-THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

593
00:33:33.236 --> 00:33:34.894
OH...

594
00:33:34.929 --> 00:33:37.096
(squeals)

595
00:33:37.131 --> 00:33:38.873
OH.
HELLO, DEAR ONE.

596
00:33:38.908 --> 00:33:41.760
HI. YOU NEED TO SIGN OFF
ON EARLY DISMISSAL
FOR THE CORONATION.

597
00:33:44.005 --> 00:33:45.004
EVERYONE HERE REMEMBERS
MY DAUGHTER, JANE?

598
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:47.591
MOM, NO!

599
00:33:47.626 --> 00:33:50.518
IT'S OKAY.
JANE, THIS IS EVERYONE.

600
00:33:50.553 --> 00:33:53.254
HI.

601
00:33:53.289 --> 00:33:55.348
THAT'S OKAY,
DON'T MIND ME.

602
00:33:55.383 --> 00:33:58.109
AS YOU WERE.
(squeals)

603
00:34:01.023 --> 00:34:03.773
AHEM.
LET'S CONTINUE.

604
00:34:03.808 --> 00:34:07.727
YOU FIND A VIAL OF POISON.

605
00:34:07.762 --> 00:34:12.056
DO YOU, A,
PUT IT IN THE KING'S WINE?

606
00:34:12.092 --> 00:34:15.743
-B, PAINT IT ON AN APPLE?
-(laughs)

607
00:34:15.779 --> 00:34:19.372
OR C, TURN IT OVER
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES?

608
00:34:19.407 --> 00:34:22.384
OH! OOH-GET OFF.

609
00:34:22.419 --> 00:34:24.193
JAY.

610
00:34:24.229 --> 00:34:26.613
C. YOU TURN IT OVER
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

611
00:34:26.648 --> 00:34:28.606
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

612
00:34:28.641 --> 00:34:31.134
BUT I SAID IT FIRST.
COME HERE!

613
00:34:31.170 --> 00:34:32.893
-OW!
-COME ON, WHO SAID IT FIRST?
WHO SAID IT FIRST?

614
00:34:32.929 --> 00:34:36.556
-OW! STOP! AH!
-BOYS.

615
00:34:36.591 --> 00:34:39.025
BOYS!

616
00:34:39.060 --> 00:34:42.078
I AM GONNA ENCOURAGE YOU
TO USE THAT ENERGY

617
00:34:42.113 --> 00:34:44.388
ON THE TOURNEY FIELD.

618
00:34:44.424 --> 00:34:46.474
OH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

619
00:34:46.509 --> 00:34:48.443
WHATEVER THAT IS,
WE'LL-WE'LL PASS.

620
00:34:48.478 --> 00:34:50.870
(whistle blows)

621
00:34:50.905 --> 00:34:54.281
JAY, BEN, OFFENSE.
CHAD, YOU'RE DEFENSE.

622
00:34:54.317 --> 00:34:56.434
-TAYLOR, YOU'RE THE SHOOTER.
-RIGHT, COACH!

623
00:34:56.470 --> 00:35:01.147
HEY. HEY! HEY, YOU.
LOST BOY!

624
00:35:01.183 --> 00:35:03.933
PUT YOUR HELMET ON.
GET OUT OF THE KILL ZONE!

625
00:35:03.968 --> 00:35:05.602
-COME ON.
-KILL ZONE? WHA--

626
00:35:05.637 --> 00:35:07.821
Coach:
PICK IT UP.
PUT IT ON! TWO HANDS.

627
00:35:07.856 --> 00:35:09.764
(blowing)

628
00:35:11.985 --> 00:35:13.685
(grunting)

629
00:35:13.720 --> 00:35:16.705
(all hooting)

630
00:35:16.740 --> 00:35:19.858
(grunting continues)

631
00:35:23.855 --> 00:35:25.196
AHH!

632
00:35:40.555 --> 00:35:41.688
JAY, IT'S ME!
IT'S CARLOS!

633
00:35:41.723 --> 00:35:44.274
WAIT, STOP, JAY. STOP!

634
00:35:44.309 --> 00:35:46.718
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!

635
00:35:53.193 --> 00:35:55.351
(grunting)

636
00:35:58.098 --> 00:35:59.647
AHH!

637
00:36:02.402 --> 00:36:05.295
OH, YEAH!
COME ON, LET'S GO!

638
00:36:05.330 --> 00:36:07.405
OH! WHOO!

639
00:36:09.067 --> 00:36:10.808
WHOO, WHOO!
OH! OH!

640
00:36:10.843 --> 00:36:12.877
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHO IS THIS GUY?

641
00:36:12.912 --> 00:36:16.464
(blows)
YOU! GET OVER HERE!

642
00:36:16.500 --> 00:36:19.000
(all cheering)

643
00:36:25.967 --> 00:36:27.383
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?

644
00:36:29.178 --> 00:36:31.613
I CALL THAT RAW TALENT.

645
00:36:31.648 --> 00:36:35.600
COME FIND ME LATER.
I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.

646
00:36:35.635 --> 00:36:39.879
IT'S CALLED A RULE BOOK.
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, SON.

647
00:36:39.914 --> 00:36:41.531
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BAND?

648
00:36:41.567 --> 00:36:43.941
(both laugh)

649
00:36:43.977 --> 00:36:45.727
I'LL WORK WITH HIM, COACH.

650
00:36:45.762 --> 00:36:48.988
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S RUN THAT AGAIN.

651
00:36:49.024 --> 00:36:50.990
-(whistle blows)
-WHOO!

652
00:36:53.754 --> 00:36:56.337
Jay:
<i> ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪ </i>

653
00:36:56.373 --> 00:36:59.199
OW.

654
00:36:59.234 --> 00:37:01.592
-(both laughing)
-I KNOW, I KNOW.

655
00:37:01.627 --> 00:37:03.770
THOSE KIDS ARE TROUBLE.

656
00:37:03.805 --> 00:37:07.089
-BYE, MAL.
-BYE.

657
00:37:07.125 --> 00:37:09.467
COME ON, CHAD.
GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

658
00:37:09.502 --> 00:37:12.136
OH.

659
00:37:12.171 --> 00:37:15.081
NO OFFENSE, BENNYBEAR,
BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO TRUSTING.

660
00:37:15.116 --> 00:37:17.600
LOOK, I KNOW YOUR MOM
FELL IN LOVE

661
00:37:17.635 --> 00:37:19.944
WITH A BIG NASTY BEAST
WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A PRINCE.

662
00:37:19.979 --> 00:37:22.813
BUT WITH MY MOM,
THE EVIL FAIRY

663
00:37:22.849 --> 00:37:25.225
WAS JUST THE EVIL FAIRY.

664
00:37:25.260 --> 00:37:27.160
(whispering)
THAT GIRL'S MOTHER.

665
00:37:27.195 --> 00:37:29.637
I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THEM.

666
00:37:29.673 --> 00:37:31.239
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

667
00:37:36.821 --> 00:37:39.672
-HEY!
-HEY.

668
00:37:39.707 --> 00:37:43.184
-HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY?
-SUPER.

669
00:37:43.220 --> 00:37:45.028
YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK
ABOUT TAKING THIS TALENT

670
00:37:45.063 --> 00:37:47.238
OFF THE LOCKER
AND INTO ART CLASS.

671
00:37:47.273 --> 00:37:50.525
I COULD, UH, SIGN YOU UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

672
00:37:50.560 --> 00:37:51.592
(squeals)

673
00:37:55.081 --> 00:37:56.097
WAY TO TAKE ALL THE FUN
OUT OF IT.

674
00:38:02.347 --> 00:38:04.147
HUH.

675
00:38:11.781 --> 00:38:14.482
HI! IT'S JANE, RIGHT?

676
00:38:14.517 --> 00:38:18.477
AH, ALWAYS LOVED THAT NAME.
JANE.

677
00:38:18.512 --> 00:38:20.413
-THAT'S COOL.
-DON'T GO!

678
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:30.639
I GUESS I WAS JUST KIND
OF HOPING TO MAKE A FRIEND.

679
00:38:30.675 --> 00:38:32.917
YOU PROBABLY
HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS
YOU NEED THOUGH, HUH?

680
00:38:32.952 --> 00:38:34.927
HARDLY.

681
00:38:34.963 --> 00:38:38.764
REALLY?
I MEAN, WITH YOUR MOM

682
00:38:38.799 --> 00:38:42.694
BEING FAIRY GODMOTHER
AND HEADMISTRESS?

683
00:38:42.771 --> 00:38:46.839
I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION
YOUR OWN, UM... PERSONALITY.

684
00:38:46.875 --> 00:38:49.150
(laughs)

685
00:38:49.185 --> 00:38:51.110
I'D RATHER BE PRETTY.
YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.

686
00:38:54.616 --> 00:38:58.284
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE JUST THE THING
FOR THAT.

687
00:38:59.621 --> 00:39:01.412
IT'S RIGHT...

688
00:39:03.642 --> 00:39:06.234
AH, HERE.

689
00:39:06.269 --> 00:39:08.928
"BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
REPLACE THE OLD

690
00:39:08.963 --> 00:39:11.397
WITH BRAND NEW HAIR."

691
00:39:11.432 --> 00:39:13.716
OH, AH, AH!

692
00:39:18.974 --> 00:39:21.065
WOW!

693
00:39:21.100 --> 00:39:23.568
YOU ALMOST
DON'T NOTICE YOUR...

694
00:39:23.603 --> 00:39:25.395
OTHER FEATURES ANYMORE.

695
00:39:28.984 --> 00:39:30.633
DO MY NOSE!

696
00:39:30.668 --> 00:39:34.495
OH, I CAN'T.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING,

697
00:39:34.530 --> 00:39:38.233
BUT YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T DO REALLY BIG MAGIC.

698
00:39:38.268 --> 00:39:41.435
NOT LIKE YOUR MOM
WITH HER WAND.

699
00:39:41.470 --> 00:39:43.955
I MEAN, ONE SWOOSH
FROM THAT THING

700
00:39:43.990 --> 00:39:45.956
AND YOU COULD PROBABLY
HAVE WHATEVER FEATURES
YOU WANTED.

701
00:39:45.992 --> 00:39:47.950
SHE DOESN'T USE
THE WAND ANYMORE.

702
00:39:47.986 --> 00:39:50.887
SHE BELIEVES THE REAL MAGIC
IS IN THE BOOKS.

703
00:39:50.922 --> 00:39:52.789
AND NOT THE SPELL BOOKS,

704
00:39:52.824 --> 00:39:54.807
REGULAR BOOKS WITH HISTORY
AND STUFF.

705
00:39:54.843 --> 00:39:56.626
WHAT A RIP.

706
00:39:56.661 --> 00:39:59.403
YEAH.

707
00:39:59.439 --> 00:40:01.714
YOU KNOW, SHE USED MAGIC
ON CINDERELLA,

708
00:40:01.749 --> 00:40:04.108
WHO WASN'T EVEN
HER REAL DAUGHTER.

709
00:40:04.143 --> 00:40:06.018
DOESN'T SHE LOVE YOU?

710
00:40:06.054 --> 00:40:08.245
WELL, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

711
00:40:08.281 --> 00:40:11.540
IT'S-IT'S JUST,
YOU KNOW, TOUGH LOVE.

712
00:40:11.576 --> 00:40:14.084
"WORK ON THE INSIDE,
NOT THE OUTSIDE."

713
00:40:14.120 --> 00:40:16.112
YOU KNOW,
THAT SORT OF THING.

714
00:40:16.147 --> 00:40:18.214
THAT'S THE FACE!

715
00:40:18.250 --> 00:40:21.042
YEAH, AND THEN JUST LOOK
AS IF YOUR--

716
00:40:21.077 --> 00:40:22.910
YOUR HEART
IS ABOUT TO BREAK.

717
00:40:26.224 --> 00:40:29.850
"OH, MOTHER,
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

718
00:40:29.886 --> 00:40:34.063
WHY YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, TOO."

719
00:40:34.099 --> 00:40:36.498
-THINK IT WOULD WORK?
-YEAH.

720
00:40:36.534 --> 00:40:39.102
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
OLD CINDY DID, RIGHT?

721
00:40:39.137 --> 00:40:40.628
AND YOUR MOTHER
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOOED

722
00:40:40.663 --> 00:40:43.114
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
OUT OF HER.

723
00:40:43.150 --> 00:40:47.552
AND, HEY, IF YOUR MOM
DOES DECIDE TO, YOU KNOW,

724
00:40:47.587 --> 00:40:51.914
BREAK OUT THE OLD WAND,
INVITE ME.

725
00:40:51.950 --> 00:40:54.067
IF I CAN CONVINCE MOM,
YOU'RE SO THERE.

726
00:40:54.102 --> 00:40:55.659
YAY.

727
00:40:55.695 --> 00:40:57.570
BYE.

728
00:40:57.605 --> 00:40:58.821
BYE.

729
00:41:03.970 --> 00:41:06.186
ANY CHANCE HE'S IN LINE
FOR A THRONE?

730
00:41:06.222 --> 00:41:09.073
ANYWHERE IN LINE?

731
00:41:09.108 --> 00:41:11.650
CHAD. PRINCE CHARMING, JR.

732
00:41:11.686 --> 00:41:14.203
CINDERELLA'S SON.

733
00:41:14.238 --> 00:41:15.947
CHAD INHERITED THE CHARM,

734
00:41:15.982 --> 00:41:18.132
BUT NOT A LOT OF THERE
THERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

735
00:41:20.270 --> 00:41:22.803
LOOKS LIKE THERE
THERE TO ME.

736
00:41:24.424 --> 00:41:26.249
EVIE.

737
00:41:26.284 --> 00:41:28.793
PERHAPS THIS IS JUST
REVIEW FOR YOU.

738
00:41:28.828 --> 00:41:32.271
SO TELL ME,
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE
ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

739
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:36.826
ATOMIC WEIGHT?

740
00:41:36.861 --> 00:41:39.278
UH, WELL, NOT VERY MUCH.

741
00:41:39.313 --> 00:41:41.531
-I MEAN, IT'S AN ATOM, RIGHT?
-(laughs)

742
00:41:49.924 --> 00:41:50.665
LET'S SEE.

743
00:41:54.245 --> 00:41:58.139
HOW DO I FIND THE AVERAGE
ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

744
00:41:58.174 --> 00:42:02.693
THAT WOULD BE 106.905

745
00:42:02.728 --> 00:42:04.862
TIMES .5200,

746
00:42:04.897 --> 00:42:09.024
PLUS 108.905

747
00:42:09.060 --> 00:42:12.728
TIMES .4800,

748
00:42:12.764 --> 00:42:14.956
WHICH, MR. DELAY,
WOULD GIVE US

749
00:42:14.991 --> 00:42:20.494
107.9 AMU.

750
00:42:20.529 --> 00:42:23.647
-"AMU"?
-I FORGET.

751
00:42:23.683 --> 00:42:25.717
-ALWAYS A MISTAKE
TO UNDERESTIMATE...
-A VILLAIN?

752
00:42:25.752 --> 00:42:27.910
DON'T MAKE IT AGAIN.

753
00:42:47.581 --> 00:42:50.766
(sighs)

754
00:42:50.801 --> 00:42:53.995
OKAY. CARLOS,
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME SPRINTS.

755
00:42:54.030 --> 00:42:55.145
YOU READY?

756
00:42:55.181 --> 00:42:58.249
-(dog barking)
-OH! AH!

757
00:42:58.284 --> 00:43:00.918
NO, WAIT!

758
00:43:00.954 --> 00:43:03.503
-SWEET!
-NO! AH! (screams)

759
00:43:03.539 --> 00:43:04.656
-(dog barking)
-(screaming)

760
00:43:04.691 --> 00:43:07.057
CARLOS? CARLOS!

761
00:43:07.092 --> 00:43:11.729
(Carlos screaming, panting)

762
00:43:11.764 --> 00:43:13.798
-(dog barking)
-NO, STOP!

763
00:43:13.833 --> 00:43:15.666
-Ben: CARLOS!
-BEN?

764
00:43:15.702 --> 00:43:17.510
-BEN?
-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!

765
00:43:17.545 --> 00:43:20.655
BEN, HELP ME!
THIS THING IS A KILLER!

766
00:43:20.690 --> 00:43:22.481
HE'S GONNA CHASE ME DOWN
AND RIP OUT MY THROAT.

767
00:43:22.517 --> 00:43:24.367
THIS IS A VICIOUS,
RABID PACK ANIMAL!

768
00:43:24.402 --> 00:43:27.312
-HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
-MY MOTHER.

769
00:43:27.388 --> 00:43:30.973
-CRUELLA?
-SHE'S A DOG EXPERT.
A DOG YELLERER.

770
00:43:31.008 --> 00:43:33.742
-(laughs)
-WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HIM?
HE'S GONNA ATTACK YOU!

771
00:43:33.778 --> 00:43:36.453
CARLOS, YOU'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY MET A DOG, HAVE YOU?

772
00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:40.691
-OF COURSE NOT.
-DUDE, MEET CARLOS.

773
00:43:40.726 --> 00:43:43.995
CARLOS, THIS IS DUDE.
HE'S THE CAMPUS MUTT.

774
00:43:44.072 --> 00:43:46.530
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
A VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL.

775
00:43:49.443 --> 00:43:52.086
JEEZ.

776
00:43:52.121 --> 00:43:54.680
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY,
AREN'T YOU?

777
00:43:54.716 --> 00:43:57.083
-(chuckles)
-(dog whimpers)

778
00:44:00.105 --> 00:44:01.545
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

779
00:44:05.393 --> 00:44:06.676
I GUESS YOU GUYS HAVE IT
PRETTY ROUGH ON THE ISLAND.

780
00:44:06.711 --> 00:44:10.321
YEAH.

781
00:44:10.357 --> 00:44:12.848
LET'S JUST SAY WE DON'T
GET A LOT OF BELLY RUBS.

782
00:44:15.528 --> 00:44:17.712
GOOD BOY.
I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD RUNNER.

783
00:44:17.747 --> 00:44:19.872
-YOU'RE--
YOU'RE FAST, YOU KNOW.
-OH. YEAH.

784
00:44:19.907 --> 00:44:22.091
-THANK YOU.
-YEAH.

785
00:44:22.126 --> 00:44:25.361
LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE
YOU GUYS SOME SPACE, YEAH?

786
00:44:25.396 --> 00:44:27.688
YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
AND JUST, YOU KNOW,

787
00:44:27.724 --> 00:44:30.616
-COME FIND ME
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, OKAY?
-OKAY.

788
00:44:30.651 --> 00:44:32.451
-I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
-SEE YOU OUT THERE.

789
00:44:38.943 --> 00:44:41.127
HI. HI.

790
00:44:41.162 --> 00:44:42.878
OH! THANK YOU.

791
00:44:46.342 --> 00:44:49.651
(cheerleaders cheering)

792
00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:51.562
IS EVERYBODY AT HOME
AS PRETTY AS YOU?

793
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:54.915
(laughs) I LIKE TO THINK
I'M THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL.

794
00:44:54.951 --> 00:44:57.826
(chuckles)

795
00:44:57.862 --> 00:44:59.653
HOW MANY ROOMS
IN YOUR CASTLE?

796
00:44:59.688 --> 00:45:01.180
OH! TOO MANY TO COUNT.

797
00:45:01.215 --> 00:45:02.440
(laughs)

798
00:45:06.913 --> 00:45:12.349
YOU REALLY NAILED
THAT CHEMISTRY PROBLEM TODAY.

799
00:45:12.384 --> 00:45:14.393
Y-I'M NOT THAT SMART.
THE NERD-OH, COME ON.H YOU.

800
00:45:14.429 --> 00:45:17.821
NO, REALLY, I'M NOT.

801
00:45:17.856 --> 00:45:21.417
BUT I'M-I'M REALLY GOOD
AT SEWING AND COOKING
AND CLEANING.

802
00:45:21.452 --> 00:45:23.535
YOU KNOW,
LIKE YOUR MOTHER,
CINDERELLA,

803
00:45:23.571 --> 00:45:25.696
-WITHOUT THE RATTY DRESS.
-(both chuckle)

804
00:45:25.732 --> 00:45:27.756
SEE THIS?

805
00:45:27.791 --> 00:45:30.492
IF I ASK IT WHERE
SOMETHING IS, IT TELLS ME.

806
00:45:30.527 --> 00:45:32.353
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-NO.

807
00:45:32.388 --> 00:45:36.365
WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

808
00:45:36.401 --> 00:45:37.933
IT WON'T WORK
FOR YOU, SILLY.

809
00:45:40.413 --> 00:45:42.680
NO BIGGIE. MY DAD WILL
JUST GET ME A NEW ONE.

810
00:45:42.715 --> 00:45:44.898
-PRINCE CHARMING.
-YEAH.

811
00:45:44.934 --> 00:45:47.110
-AND CINDERELLA.
-YEAH.

812
00:45:47.145 --> 00:45:48.486
FAIRY GODMOTHER.

813
00:45:50.756 --> 00:45:54.549
HEY, I HEARD HER WAND
IS IN SOME BORING MUSEUM.

814
00:45:54.585 --> 00:45:55.075
DO THEY ALWAYS
LEAVE IT THERE?

815
00:45:59.173 --> 00:46:03.192
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK,
BUT... (sighs)

816
00:46:03.228 --> 00:46:05.770
I'M JUST SWAMPED.

817
00:46:05.805 --> 00:46:09.899
-UNLESS...
-UNLESS?

818
00:46:09.934 --> 00:46:12.834
IF YOU COULD KNOCK
ALL MY HOMEWORK OUT
ALONG WITH YOURS,

819
00:46:12.870 --> 00:46:15.296
THEN MAYBE WE COULD
GET TOGETHER SOMETIME...

820
00:46:15.331 --> 00:46:18.349
-HANG.
-OKAY.

821
00:46:20.720 --> 00:46:21.769
-THANKS, BABE.
-YEAH.

822
00:46:23.264 --> 00:46:25.956
BYE.

823
00:46:25.991 --> 00:46:28.125
-I COULDN'T HELP
BUT OVERHEAR--
-ARE YOU STALKING ME?

824
00:46:28.160 --> 00:46:31.562
TECHNICALLY... YES.

825
00:46:31.598 --> 00:46:34.181
I, TOO, HAVE A FASCINATION
WITH FAIRY GODMOTHER'S WAND.

826
00:46:34.216 --> 00:46:38.293
WHICH IS ANOTHER REASON
I LOOK FORWARD
TO THE CORONATION.

827
00:46:38.329 --> 00:46:40.830
PERHAPS WE COULD
SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
AND DISCUSS ITS ATTRIBUTES.

828
00:46:44.527 --> 00:46:46.293
ARE YOU SAYING THEY
USE IT IN THE CORONATION?

829
00:46:46.329 --> 00:46:48.963
YES. AND ASKING YOU OUT.

830
00:46:50.358 --> 00:46:52.424
(chuckles)

831
00:46:57.148 --> 00:47:00.841
MOM SAID, "IF A BOY
CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN,

832
00:47:00.877 --> 00:47:03.686
THEN HE'S NOT WORTH IT."
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

833
00:47:03.721 --> 00:47:06.413
-WHAT WORLD DOES SHE LIVE IN?
-AURADON.

834
00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:10.718
-MAL, DO YOU LIKE?
-YEAH. IT'S CUTE.

835
00:47:10.753 --> 00:47:14.847
-IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES.
-I KNOW.

836
00:47:14.882 --> 00:47:17.792
-I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND.
-BOYFRIENDS ARE OVERRATED.

837
00:47:17.827 --> 00:47:20.695
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, MAL?
YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE.

838
00:47:20.730 --> 00:47:23.380
IT'S 'CAUSE
I DON'T NEED ONE, E.

839
00:47:23.415 --> 00:47:25.800
THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME.

840
00:47:25.835 --> 00:47:28.802
(gasps) I FORGOT
TO DO CHAD'S HOMEWORK!

841
00:47:28.837 --> 00:47:32.130
OH, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO.

842
00:47:32.166 --> 00:47:35.884
AND THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.

843
00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:38.930
-(knocks)
-HEY, GUYS! I'M LONNIE.

844
00:47:38.965 --> 00:47:40.055
MY MOM'S MULAN?

845
00:47:43.127 --> 00:47:46.921
NO? ANYWAYS, I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH JANE'S HAIR.

846
00:47:46.956 --> 00:47:49.440
AND I KNOW YOU HATE US,
AND, WELL, YOU'RE EVIL.

847
00:47:51.269 --> 00:47:52.759
BUT DO YOU
THINK YOU COULD DO MINE?

848
00:47:52.794 --> 00:47:55.496
WHY WOULD I DO THAT FOR YOU?

849
00:47:55.531 --> 00:47:58.374
-I'LL PAY YOU 50 DOLLARS.
-GOOD ANSWER.

850
00:47:58.409 --> 00:47:59.941
I NEED TO BUY
MORE MATERIAL.

851
00:47:59.977 --> 00:48:03.178
LET'S SEE, I'M THINKING,
WE LOSE THE BANGS,

852
00:48:03.214 --> 00:48:05.647
MAYBE SOME LAYERS
AND SOME HIGHLIGHTS.

853
00:48:05.682 --> 00:48:08.625
YEAH, YEAH.
I WANT IT COOL.

854
00:48:08.660 --> 00:48:11.295
-LIKE MAL'S.
-REALLY? THE SPLIT ENDS, TOO?

855
00:48:14.241 --> 00:48:15.507
(groans)

856
00:48:21.123 --> 00:48:22.890
OKAY...

857
00:48:27.396 --> 00:48:32.191
"BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
REPLACE THE OLD
WITH COOL HAIR."

858
00:48:34.203 --> 00:48:35.986
(gasping)

859
00:48:47.158 --> 00:48:49.617
I KNOW. I KNOW.

860
00:48:49.652 --> 00:48:51.710
IT LOOKS LIKE A MOP
ON YOUR HEAD.

861
00:48:51.746 --> 00:48:53.371
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S CUT IT OFF,

862
00:48:53.406 --> 00:48:56.006
-LAYER IT--
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

863
00:48:56.042 --> 00:48:57.724
-I LOVE IT.
-YOU DO?

864
00:48:57.760 --> 00:48:58.801
IT'S JUST...

865
00:49:03.132 --> 00:49:05.624
NOW I'M COOL.

866
00:49:05.660 --> 00:49:07.142
LIKE ICE.

867
00:49:13.550 --> 00:49:15.884
(gasps)

868
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:17.395
WHAT DID I JUST DO?

869
00:49:17.430 --> 00:49:20.338
-MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!
-(laughs)

870
00:49:20.374 --> 00:49:23.400
I COULD REALLY USE
A TOUGH GUY LIKE YOU.

871
00:49:23.436 --> 00:49:25.753
THE TEAM'S A BUNCH OF PRINCES,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

872
00:49:25.830 --> 00:49:29.014
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
IT'S ALL, "AFTER YOU, OLD CHUM.

873
00:49:29.050 --> 00:49:32.334
OH, PARDON ME,
DID I BUMP INTO YOU?"

874
00:49:32.369 --> 00:49:35.437
WHERE I COME FROM IT'S,
"PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKER!"

875
00:49:35.473 --> 00:49:38.657
AS MY FATHER SAYS,
"THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

876
00:49:38.692 --> 00:49:41.067
-IS TO MAKE SURE
EVERYONE ELSE LOSES!
-JAY!

877
00:49:41.103 --> 00:49:42.069
-JAY, JAY, JAY!
-YOU RIP--"

878
00:49:42.104 --> 00:49:43.353
LET ME EXPLAIN A TEAM.

879
00:49:43.388 --> 00:49:45.931
UH, IT'S LIKE A FAMILY.

880
00:49:45.966 --> 00:49:48.926
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE
AT MY HOUSE AT DINNER TIME.

881
00:49:48.961 --> 00:49:51.787
OKAY, OKAY, UM...

882
00:49:51.823 --> 00:49:54.323
YOU KNOW HOW A BODY HAS
A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTS?

883
00:49:54.358 --> 00:49:56.842
THE LEGS, ELBOWS, EARS.

884
00:49:56.877 --> 00:49:59.177
BUT THEY ALL
NEED EACH OTHER.

885
00:49:59.212 --> 00:50:00.946
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT A TEAM IS--

886
00:50:00.981 --> 00:50:03.866
DIFFERENT PLAYERS
WHO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN.

887
00:50:03.901 --> 00:50:05.284
MAKE ANY SENSE?

888
00:50:08.347 --> 00:50:09.163
CAN I BE THE FIST?

889
00:50:11.108 --> 00:50:13.292
(laughs)

890
00:50:19.792 --> 00:50:21.850
-YO-HO-HO!
-(Carlos wolf whistle)

891
00:50:21.886 --> 00:50:23.302
HEY!

892
00:50:27.392 --> 00:50:29.909
DID YOUR PLAN WORK WITH JANE?
ARE YOU GOING OVER
TO SEE THE WAND?

893
00:50:29.944 --> 00:50:32.094
DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD
BE GOING THROUGH EVERY
SINGLE SPELL IN THIS BOOK

894
00:50:32.129 --> 00:50:34.538
IF I HADN'T
COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT?

895
00:50:34.573 --> 00:50:36.490
-OH, SOMEONE'S IN A BAD MOOD.
-MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME!

896
00:50:36.525 --> 00:50:37.933
I CAN'T LET HER DOWN!

897
00:50:37.968 --> 00:50:38.567
WE CAN DO THIS...

898
00:50:43.323 --> 00:50:44.198
...IF WE STICK TOGETHER.

899
00:50:46.227 --> 00:50:50.379
AND WE WON'T GO BACK
UNTIL WE DO.

900
00:50:50.414 --> 00:50:52.131
BECAUSE WE'RE ROTTEN...

901
00:50:52.166 --> 00:50:55.242
-All: TO THE CORE.
-OH, YEAH.

902
00:50:55.277 --> 00:50:56.460
I FOUND OUT
THAT FAIRY GODMOTHER

903
00:50:56.495 --> 00:50:57.728
BLESSES BEN WITH THE WAND
AT CORONATION

904
00:50:57.763 --> 00:51:00.080
AND WE ALL GET TO GO.

905
00:51:00.115 --> 00:51:02.133
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR,
OF COURSE.

906
00:51:02.168 --> 00:51:04.242
(knock on door)

907
00:51:04.277 --> 00:51:06.345
-WHAT?
-HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

908
00:51:11.660 --> 00:51:14.903
HEY, MAL.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS TODAY.

909
00:51:14.939 --> 00:51:17.831
I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS
OR ANYTHING...

910
00:51:17.866 --> 00:51:20.125
THAT... YOU NEEDED...

911
00:51:20.160 --> 00:51:22.111
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

912
00:51:23.939 --> 00:51:26.147
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

913
00:51:26.183 --> 00:51:28.258
WELL, UH,
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST, UH...

914
00:51:28.293 --> 00:51:31.720
OH, WAIT!

915
00:51:31.755 --> 00:51:34.648
UM, IS IT TRUE THAT WE ALL
GET TO GO TO YOUR CORONATION?

916
00:51:34.683 --> 00:51:37.876
-YEAH, THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOES.
-WOW.

917
00:51:37.912 --> 00:51:40.788
THAT IS BEYOND EXCITING.

918
00:51:40.823 --> 00:51:42.773
DO YOU THINK
THAT IT'S A POSSIBILITY

919
00:51:42.809 --> 00:51:44.457
THAT THE FOUR OF US
COULD STAND IN THE FRONT ROW

920
00:51:44.493 --> 00:51:46.293
NEXT TO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER,
JUST SO WE COULD

921
00:51:46.328 --> 00:51:48.053
SOAK UP ALL THAT GOODNESS?

922
00:51:50.165 --> 00:51:51.907
I WISH YOU COULD.

923
00:51:51.942 --> 00:51:54.385
UP FRONT IT'S JUST ME,

924
00:51:54.420 --> 00:51:55.953
MY FOLKS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

925
00:51:55.988 --> 00:51:58.747
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

926
00:51:58.783 --> 00:52:02.075
-YEAH. I'M SORRY.
-OKAY. THANKS, BYE.

927
00:52:02.110 --> 00:52:03.235
OH, BUT, NO,
THERE'S PLENTY OF--

928
00:52:06.373 --> 00:52:08.640
-(sighs)
-I THINK IT'S TIME

929
00:52:08.675 --> 00:52:11.918
THAT BENNYBOO GOT HIMSELF
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

930
00:52:11.953 --> 00:52:12.828
AND I NEED A LOVE SPELL.

931
00:52:15.707 --> 00:52:18.342
(laughs)
ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS THAT

932
00:52:18.377 --> 00:52:21.461
WE STILL NEED ONE TEAR,
AND I NEVER CRY.

933
00:52:21.496 --> 00:52:24.656
-LET'S JUST CHOP UP
SOME ONIONS.
-NO.

934
00:52:24.691 --> 00:52:27.434
IT SAYS THAT WE NEED
ONE TEAR OF HUMAN SADNESS.

935
00:52:27.469 --> 00:52:29.019
AND THIS LOVE POTION
GETS THE BEST REVIEWS,

936
00:52:29.054 --> 00:52:30.804
SO WE HAVE TO
FOLLOW IT EXACTLY.

937
00:52:30.839 --> 00:52:33.365
-A TEAR'S A TEAR.
-THAT'S NOT TRUE, JAY.

938
00:52:33.401 --> 00:52:35.592
THEY BOTH HAVE
ANTIBODIES AND ENZYMES,

939
00:52:35.628 --> 00:52:38.253
BUT AN EMOTIONAL TEAR
HAS MORE PROTEIN-BASED HORMONES

940
00:52:38.288 --> 00:52:42.607
-THAN A REFLEX TEAR.
-LISTEN TO YOU.

941
00:52:42.643 --> 00:52:44.543
-YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
-DID NOT.

942
00:52:44.578 --> 00:52:46.203
YEAH, I DID.

943
00:52:46.238 --> 00:52:48.713
THERE YOU ARE, MAL!
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

944
00:52:48.749 --> 00:52:52.075
YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS
WANT YOU TO DO THEIR HAIR!

945
00:52:52.111 --> 00:52:55.220
-(laughs)
-MIDNIGHT SNACK, HUH?

946
00:52:55.255 --> 00:52:58.215
-WHAT YOU GUYS MAKING?
-NOTHING SPECIAL.
JUST COOKIES.

947
00:52:58.250 --> 00:52:59.041
-OH, NO, NO!
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

948
00:53:01.445 --> 00:53:03.837
-(dog whimpers)
-WHAT? I'M NOT
GONNA DOUBLE DIP.

949
00:53:05.207 --> 00:53:07.482
FEEL ANYTHING?

950
00:53:07.518 --> 00:53:09.343
YEAH, LIKE MAYBE IT
MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING?

951
00:53:13.558 --> 00:53:14.223
HEY, THERE.

952
00:53:20.122 --> 00:53:22.698
-IT COULD USE SOME CHIPS.
-CHIPS?

953
00:53:22.733 --> 00:53:25.150
(sighs) AND THOSE ARE...

954
00:53:25.185 --> 00:53:27.394
CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

955
00:53:27.429 --> 00:53:30.781
JUST THE MOST
IMPORTANT FOOD GROUP.

956
00:53:33.193 --> 00:53:35.510
WAIT, DIDN'T YOUR MOMS
EVER MAKE YOU GUYS,

957
00:53:35.546 --> 00:53:36.870
LIKE,
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?

958
00:53:38.749 --> 00:53:41.625
LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE
FEELING SAD,

959
00:53:41.661 --> 00:53:45.070
AND THEY'RE FRESH
FROM THE OVEN,

960
00:53:45.105 --> 00:53:46.446
WITH A BIG
OLD GLASS OF MILK,

961
00:53:46.481 --> 00:53:48.182
AND SHE JUST
MAKES YOU LAUGH

962
00:53:48.217 --> 00:53:49.841
AND PUTS EVERYTHING
INTO PERSPECTIVE AND--

963
00:53:56.734 --> 00:53:57.683
WHY ARE YOU ALL
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

964
00:54:00.162 --> 00:54:01.561
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT
WHERE WE'RE FROM.

965
00:54:04.333 --> 00:54:07.709
YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST, YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT...

966
00:54:07.745 --> 00:54:09.444
EVEN VILLAINS
LOVE THEIR KIDS.

967
00:54:13.025 --> 00:54:14.408
OH...

968
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.041
HOW AWFUL.

969
00:54:29.966 --> 00:54:32.317
YEAH, WELL, BIG BUMMER,

970
00:54:32.353 --> 00:54:34.169
BUT WE HAVE TO GET
THESE INTO THE OVEN,

971
00:54:34.204 --> 00:54:35.520
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING BY.

972
00:54:35.555 --> 00:54:37.039
REALLY, REALLY
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

973
00:54:37.074 --> 00:54:38.365
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
EVIL DREAMS.

974
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:39.950
GOOD NIGHT.

975
00:54:39.985 --> 00:54:41.851
Mal: SEE YOU TOMORROW.

976
00:54:41.887 --> 00:54:45.005
OKAY, BOYS, COOKIE SHEET.

977
00:54:45.040 --> 00:54:46.148
-EVIE, OVEN.
-YES, MA'AM.

978
00:54:49.353 --> 00:54:52.571
(girls laughing)

979
00:54:55.483 --> 00:54:57.475
-Girl: LOOK, IT'S MAL.
-Girl 2: HI, MAL!

980
00:54:57.511 --> 00:54:58.285
LOVE MY HAIR, MAL!

981
00:55:03.208 --> 00:55:05.108
ARE YOU FEELING
KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS?

982
00:55:05.143 --> 00:55:07.670
I MEAN, IT'S NOT
SO BAD HERE, YOU KNOW.

983
00:55:07.705 --> 00:55:09.729
ARE YOU INSANE?

984
00:55:09.765 --> 00:55:12.224
LONG LIVE EVIL!
YOU'RE MEAN!

985
00:55:12.259 --> 00:55:15.594
YOU'RE AWFUL!
YOU'RE BAD NEWS!

986
00:55:15.629 --> 00:55:18.338
SNAP OUT OF IT!

987
00:55:18.373 --> 00:55:20.699
THANKS, MAL.
I NEEDED THAT. (laughs)

988
00:55:20.734 --> 00:55:23.610
(chuckles)

989
00:55:23.646 --> 00:55:26.505
-DO YOU THINK THEY
ACTUALLY PAID FOR THOSE?
-Jay: OH, HELLO.

990
00:55:26.540 --> 00:55:29.365
-(girls laughing)
-THE NAME'S JAY.

991
00:55:29.401 --> 00:55:31.943
-YOU ALL GOING
TO THE TOURNEY GAME TONIGHT?
-Girls: YEAH.

992
00:55:31.978 --> 00:55:33.912
KEEP A LOOKOUT
FOR NUMBER EIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

993
00:55:33.947 --> 00:55:35.914
-SCORING THE WINNING GOAL.
-Girl: OKAY.

994
00:55:35.949 --> 00:55:37.565
SHE DID IT
TO JANE'S HAIR, TOO,

995
00:55:37.601 --> 00:55:39.217
AND FAIRY GODMOTHER'S
NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

996
00:55:39.253 --> 00:55:42.053
-WHAT'S THE HARM?
-IT'S GATEWAY MAGIC!

997
00:55:42.089 --> 00:55:44.347
SURE, IT STARTS
WITH THE HAIR.

998
00:55:44.383 --> 00:55:47.859
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
IT'S THE LIPS AND THE LEGS

999
00:55:47.895 --> 00:55:51.380
AND THE CLOTHES
AND THEN EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD
AND THEN... WHERE WILL I BE?

1000
00:55:51.415 --> 00:55:54.850
LISTEN, AUDREY--

1001
00:55:54.885 --> 00:55:56.985
I WILL SEE YOU AT THE GAME
AFTER MY DRESS-FITTING
FOR THE CORONATION, OKAY?

1002
00:55:57.021 --> 00:56:00.230
-Ben: OKAY.
-BYE, BENNYBOO.

1003
00:56:00.266 --> 00:56:01.390
BYE.

1004
00:56:04.227 --> 00:56:07.328
-HEY, BENNYBOO!
-HEY.

1005
00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:09.831
(laughs) I JUST MADE
A BATCH OF COOKIES.

1006
00:56:09.867 --> 00:56:11.324
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP,
DO YOU WANT ONE?

1007
00:56:11.359 --> 00:56:13.068
OH, I, UH,
I'VE GOT A BIG GAME.

1008
00:56:13.104 --> 00:56:14.953
I DON'T EAT
BEFORE A BIG GAME.

1009
00:56:14.955 --> 00:56:16.438
BUT THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.
THANK YOU. NEXT TIME.

1010
00:56:16.473 --> 00:56:18.206
-NEXT TIME.
-NO, YEAH.

1011
00:56:18.241 --> 00:56:19.333
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

1012
00:56:19.368 --> 00:56:22.886
"BE CAREFUL OF TREATS OFFERED
BY KIDS OF VILLAINS."

1013
00:56:22.921 --> 00:56:25.447
-NO, NO, NO.
-NO, I'M SURE EVERY KID
IN AURADON KNOWS THAT.

1014
00:56:25.483 --> 00:56:26.748
NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
NO, NO, NO, I...
I REALLY DO...

1015
00:56:26.783 --> 00:56:29.009
NO, I GET IT.
YOU'RE CAUTIOUS. THAT'S SMART.

1016
00:56:29.044 --> 00:56:31.712
OH, WELL,
MORE FOR ME, I GUESS.

1017
00:56:31.747 --> 00:56:34.723
NO, NO. HEY--

1018
00:56:34.758 --> 00:56:36.866
SEE THAT?
TOTALLY TRUST YOU.

1019
00:56:36.901 --> 00:56:38.343
-(laughs softly)
-TOTALLY.

1020
00:56:42.458 --> 00:56:44.474
-HOW ARE THEY?
-THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE GREAT!

1021
00:56:44.509 --> 00:56:47.369
THEY'RE AMAZING!
(laughs) THEY'RE, UH...

1022
00:56:47.405 --> 00:56:49.245
I MEAN, THEY'RE CHEWY
AND, AND YOU KNOW, THEY--

1023
00:56:49.281 --> 00:56:52.331
IS THAT WALNUTS?
I LOVE WALNUTS. (laughs)

1024
00:56:52.367 --> 00:56:55.644
I MEAN, UH,
YOU KNOW, THE...

1025
00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:57.538
THE CHOCOLATE...
(clears throat)

1026
00:56:57.614 --> 00:56:59.689
THE... THE CHOCOLATE...
THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE...

1027
00:56:59.724 --> 00:57:02.534
I'M SORRY. UM...

1028
00:57:05.214 --> 00:57:09.850
UH, THEY'RE...
THEY'RE WARM AND SOFT.

1029
00:57:09.885 --> 00:57:11.042
AND THEY'RE SWEET...

1030
00:57:14.882 --> 00:57:16.423
MAL, HAVE YOU ALWAYS
HAD THOSE LITTLE
GOLDEN FLECKS IN YOUR EYES?

1031
00:57:19.636 --> 00:57:22.279
HOW YOU FEELING, BRO?

1032
00:57:22.314 --> 00:57:25.140
I FEEL... I FEEL...

1033
00:57:25.175 --> 00:57:27.525
I FEEL LIKE...

1034
00:57:27.560 --> 00:57:29.978
LIKE SINGING YOUR NAME.

1035
00:57:30.013 --> 00:57:33.840
♪ Mal, Mal ♪

1036
00:57:33.875 --> 00:57:38.687
-(marching band playing)
-(cheering)

1037
00:57:38.722 --> 00:57:40.822
-All: OHAYOHAY!
-Announcer:
<i> This is a nail-biter, folks. </i>

1038
00:57:40.857 --> 00:57:43.742
<i> There's 47 seconds left on </i>
<i> the clock. We're all tied up. </i>

1039
00:57:43.777 --> 00:57:45.586
<i> The Sherwood Falcons, two. </i>
<i> The Fighting Knights, two. </i>

1040
00:57:45.621 --> 00:57:48.554
<i> What a game between </i>
<i> Auradon's fiercest rivals. </i>

1041
00:57:48.590 --> 00:57:52.100
-GET 'EM, CHAD.
-THANKS, JAY.

1042
00:57:52.136 --> 00:57:53.093
Announcer: <i> The teams get </i>
<i> into their huddles and take up </i>
<i> positions along the kill zone. </i>

1043
00:57:53.128 --> 00:57:56.438
-AKIHO!
<i> -The Dragoneers </i>
<i> have been laying down </i>

1044
00:57:56.474 --> 00:57:57.530
<i> -a withering hail of fire. </i>
<i> </i> -YOU'RE UP.

1045
00:57:57.565 --> 00:57:59.224
<i> And now a substitution... </i>

1046
00:57:59.259 --> 00:58:01.184
COACH, HOW ABOUT
MY BUDDY HERE?

1047
00:58:01.219 --> 00:58:03.270
-OH, NO.
-NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

1048
00:58:03.305 --> 00:58:05.322
-COACH, HE'S BEEN PRACTICING.
-JAY...

1049
00:58:05.357 --> 00:58:07.732
AND YOU SAID YOURSELF A TEAM
IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF PARTS.

1050
00:58:07.768 --> 00:58:09.726
-JAY, I'M NOT THAT GOOD.
-WELL, HE'S KIND
OF LIKE MY BRAIN.

1051
00:58:11.747 --> 00:58:12.479
COME HERE!

1052
00:58:14.457 --> 00:58:16.733
YOU HEARD HIM.
GET OUT THERE!

1053
00:58:16.769 --> 00:58:18.443
DON'T WORRY, BRO.
I GOT YOUR BACK.

1054
00:58:18.478 --> 00:58:22.339
-HOW ABOUT MY FRONT?
-PFFT. GET OUT THERE.

1055
00:58:22.374 --> 00:58:25.700
-(cheering)
-Announcer: <i> He's bringing </i>
<i> that hothead Jay in </i>

1056
00:58:25.736 --> 00:58:29.253
<i> from the Isle of the Lost </i>
<i> and that little guy Carlos </i>
<i> can barely hold a shield. </i>

1057
00:58:29.289 --> 00:58:30.446
-All: BREAK!
<i> -When they break </i>
<i> from their huddles, </i>

1058
00:58:30.482 --> 00:58:32.591
<i> this is gonna be </i>
<i> a big moment here. </i>

1059
00:58:32.593 --> 00:58:34.293
<i> -And the tipoff is ready. </i>
<i> </i> -(whistle blows)

1060
00:58:34.328 --> 00:58:35.960
<i> Here we go. </i>

1061
00:58:35.996 --> 00:58:38.479
<i> Long pass goes to Jay. </i>

1062
00:58:38.515 --> 00:58:40.273
JAY DISHES OFF TO PRINCE BEN.

1063
00:58:40.308 --> 00:58:42.184
(grunting)

1064
00:58:42.219 --> 00:58:44.227
<i> Nice little block by Carlos. </i>

1065
00:58:44.263 --> 00:58:46.821
<i> He does a little dancing jig </i>
<i> in his opponent's face. </i>

1066
00:58:46.856 --> 00:58:48.482
<i> And now Jay gets </i>
<i> the ball back. </i>
<i> Here comes Jay! </i>

1067
00:58:48.517 --> 00:58:51.234
<i> Jay, hurdling maneuver </i>
<i> at mid-field. </i>

1068
00:58:51.269 --> 00:58:53.111
-Ben: I'M OPEN!
<i> -Jay makes a nice pass </i>

1069
00:58:53.146 --> 00:58:54.479
<i> to Prince Ben </i>
<i> through the kill zone. </i>

1070
00:58:54.515 --> 00:58:56.973
-Ben: JAY!
-BIG BLOCK BY CHAD!

1071
00:58:57.009 --> 00:58:58.883
<i> Prince Ben moves over wide, </i>
<i> gives it back to Jay. </i>

1072
00:58:58.918 --> 00:59:01.778
<i> He's in the clear! Shot! </i>

1073
00:59:01.813 --> 00:59:04.839
OH, WHAT A SAVE BY PHILIP
THE FALCONS' GOALKEEPER!

1074
00:59:04.875 --> 00:59:06.224
-COME ON!
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO IT!

1075
00:59:06.259 --> 00:59:09.160
COME ON, GUYS!
COME ON, HUSTLE, HUSTLE!

1076
00:59:09.196 --> 00:59:11.546
Announcer: <i> 23 seconds left. </i>
<i> You could cut the tension </i>
<i> with a sword. </i>

1077
00:59:11.581 --> 00:59:13.215
<i> The long ball </i>
<i> is played into Jay. </i>

1078
00:59:13.250 --> 00:59:15.733
<i> Jay, great jump, great leap. </i>

1079
00:59:15.768 --> 00:59:17.436
<i> And a great move by Jay. </i>

1080
00:59:17.471 --> 00:59:19.020
BIG BLOCK FROM CHAD.

1081
00:59:19.056 --> 00:59:21.622
<i> Jay dishes off to Prince Ben. </i>

1082
00:59:21.658 --> 00:59:24.634
AND THEN CARLOS
WITH A BIG BLOCK, GOES DOWN.

1083
00:59:24.669 --> 00:59:27.846
<i> Jay through the kill zone, </i>
<i> picks up Carlos. </i>

1084
00:59:27.881 --> 00:59:29.897
<i> Oh, he's being hammered by </i>
<i> dragon fire. Still, going on. </i>

1085
00:59:29.933 --> 00:59:32.408
<i> Jay, hurdling maneuver at </i>
<i> mid-field. He's in the clear. </i>

1086
00:59:32.444 --> 00:59:34.077
<i> The ball goes back to Jay. </i>

1087
00:59:34.112 --> 00:59:35.136
-HEY, JAY!
-CARLOS?

1088
00:59:35.171 --> 00:59:36.813
GO UP!

1089
00:59:36.848 --> 00:59:38.998
BEN!

1090
00:59:39.034 --> 00:59:40.025
Announcer:
<i> He passes to Prince Ben. </i>

1091
00:59:40.060 --> 00:59:41.001
<i> He scores! </i>

1092
00:59:41.036 --> 00:59:45.205
(cheering)

1093
00:59:45.240 --> 00:59:47.207
PRINCE BEN HAS WON IT!

1094
00:59:47.242 --> 00:59:50.268
<i> What an unselfish play by Jay! </i>

1095
00:59:50.303 --> 00:59:53.696
<i> What a team! Incredible! </i>

1096
00:59:53.732 --> 00:59:57.108
<i> And it's the new guys, </i>
<i> Jay and Carlos, </i>

1097
00:59:57.143 --> 00:59:59.202
<i> who set up the prince </i>
<i> for the win here. </i>

1098
00:59:59.238 --> 01:00:02.597
WHAT A VICTORY!
AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL END

1099
01:00:02.632 --> 01:00:04.858
<i> to one of the best games ever. </i>

1100
01:00:04.893 --> 01:00:07.327
HERE THEY COME, FOLKS.
THE WINNERS OF
THE FIRST TOURN--

1101
01:00:07.362 --> 01:00:10.639
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?

1102
01:00:17.205 --> 01:00:18.188
THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO SAY.

1103
01:00:18.223 --> 01:00:19.564
(voice echoing)

1104
01:00:27.382 --> 01:00:29.824
-GIVE ME AN "M"!
-All: "M"!

1105
01:00:31.678 --> 01:00:34.729
-GIVE ME AN "A"!
-All: "A"!

1106
01:00:34.764 --> 01:00:36.539
-GIVE ME AN "L"!
-All: "L"!

1107
01:00:38.527 --> 01:00:41.678
-WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
-All: MAL!

1108
01:00:41.713 --> 01:00:44.280
-COME ON, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
-All: MAL!

1109
01:00:44.315 --> 01:00:46.208
I LOVE YOU, MAL!
DID I MENTION THAT?

1110
01:00:46.243 --> 01:00:50.679
-(crowd cheering)
-OH...

1111
01:00:50.714 --> 01:00:52.647
-GIVE ME A BEAT! WHOO!
<i> -UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO! </i>

1112
01:00:52.682 --> 01:00:58.003
(up-tempo song plays)

1113
01:00:58.038 --> 01:01:00.922
-OH, MY GOD! COOKIE!
-WHAT WAS IN THAT COOKIE?

1114
01:01:00.957 --> 01:01:04.834
♪ Did I mention that
I'm in love with you? ♪

1115
01:01:04.870 --> 01:01:07.804
♪ And did I mention
there's nothing I can do? ♪

1116
01:01:07.839 --> 01:01:10.548
♪ And did I happen to say
I dream of you every day ♪

1117
01:01:10.584 --> 01:01:12.300
♪ Well, let me
shout it out loud ♪

1118
01:01:12.336 --> 01:01:14.219
♪ If that's okay, hey, hey ♪

1119
01:01:14.254 --> 01:01:16.321
All: HEY!

1120
01:01:16.356 --> 01:01:20.049
-♪ If that's okay ♪
-All: HEY!

1121
01:01:20.085 --> 01:01:22.986
♪ I met this girl
that rocked my world
like it's never been rocked ♪

1122
01:01:23.021 --> 01:01:25.964
♪ Now I'm living just for her
and I won't ever stop ♪

1123
01:01:25.999 --> 01:01:31.460
♪ I never thought
that it could happen
to a guy like me ♪

1124
01:01:31.496 --> 01:01:34.197
♪ But now look
at ♪ Because my love for you
you gotis ridiculous ♪

1125
01:01:34.233 --> 01:01:35.690
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1126
01:01:35.725 --> 01:01:38.001
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1127
01:01:38.036 --> 01:01:40.053
-♪ My love
for you is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1128
01:01:40.088 --> 01:01:43.497
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1129
01:01:43.533 --> 01:01:46.435
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1130
01:01:46.470 --> 01:01:48.103
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1131
01:01:48.138 --> 01:01:49.988
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1132
01:01:50.023 --> 01:01:52.223
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1133
01:01:52.258 --> 01:01:55.218
♪ Well, did I mention
I'm in love with you? ♪

1134
01:01:55.254 --> 01:01:57.813
♪ And did I mention
there's nothing I can do? ♪

1135
01:01:57.848 --> 01:02:00.932
♪ And did I happen to say
I dream of you every day ♪

1136
01:02:00.967 --> 01:02:05.262
♪ Well, let me
shout it out loud
if that's okay ♪

1137
01:02:05.297 --> 01:02:08.848
-♪ Yeah, if that's okay ♪
-All: Hey!

1138
01:02:08.884 --> 01:02:13.503
♪ I gotta know
which way to go,
come on, give me a sign ♪

1139
01:02:13.538 --> 01:02:15.154
♪ You gotta show me
that you're only ever
gonna be mine ♪

1140
01:02:15.189 --> 01:02:18.391
♪ Don't wanna
go another minute
livin' without you ♪

1141
01:02:18.426 --> 01:02:22.086
♪ 'Cause if your heart
just isn't in it,
I don't know what I'd do ♪

1142
01:02:22.122 --> 01:02:24.705
-♪ Because my love for you
is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1143
01:02:24.741 --> 01:02:26.241
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1144
01:02:26.276 --> 01:02:27.800
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1145
01:02:27.835 --> 01:02:30.645
♪ My love for you
is ridiculous ♪

1146
01:02:30.680 --> 01:02:34.173
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1147
01:02:34.209 --> 01:02:37.027
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1148
01:02:37.062 --> 01:02:38.528
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1149
01:02:38.563 --> 01:02:40.497
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1150
01:02:40.532 --> 01:02:42.273
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1151
01:02:42.309 --> 01:02:44.334
COME ON, NOW! HO!

1152
01:02:46.738 --> 01:02:48.713
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Ho!

1153
01:02:48.748 --> 01:02:50.924
YOW!

1154
01:02:54.512 --> 01:02:56.913
-♪ All right ♪
-All: Hey!

1155
01:02:56.948 --> 01:03:00.508
-♪ All right ♪
-Hey!

1156
01:03:00.544 --> 01:03:03.369
♪ Because my love for you
is ridiculous ♪

1157
01:03:03.405 --> 01:03:04.654
-♪ I never knew ♪
-♪ Who knew? ♪

1158
01:03:04.689 --> 01:03:05.972
♪ That it could be like this ♪

1159
01:03:06.008 --> 01:03:09.309
-♪ My love
for you is ridiculous ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1160
01:03:09.344 --> 01:03:12.628
♪ My love
is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1161
01:03:12.664 --> 01:03:15.732
All:
♪ R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s ♪

1162
01:03:15.767 --> 01:03:17.275
-♪ It's... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1163
01:03:17.310 --> 01:03:17.918
-♪ Just... ♪
-♪ Ridiculous ♪

1164
01:03:17.953 --> 01:03:20.845
♪ And I would give my kingdom
for just one kiss ♪

1165
01:03:20.881 --> 01:03:24.240
-COME ON, NOW!
-(cheering)

1166
01:03:24.275 --> 01:03:27.443
-OH!
-(laughs)

1167
01:03:27.478 --> 01:03:29.629
I LOVE YOU, MAL!
DID I MENTION THAT?

1168
01:03:29.665 --> 01:03:31.973
-CHAD'S MY BOYFRIEND NOW!
-HEY!

1169
01:03:32.008 --> 01:03:33.683
AND I'M GOING
TO THE CORONATION WITH HIM.

1170
01:03:33.718 --> 01:03:36.945
SO I DON'T NEED
YOUR PITY DATE.

1171
01:03:36.980 --> 01:03:39.447
-All: WHOA!
-MAL! WILL YOU GO
TO THE CORONATION WITH ME?

1172
01:03:39.483 --> 01:03:43.510
-(sighs) YES!
-SHE SAID YES!

1173
01:03:43.545 --> 01:03:46.196
-(cheering)
-Jay: LET'S GO, BEN.

1174
01:03:46.231 --> 01:03:47.722
THE WHOLE TEAM'S
WAITING FOR YOU.

1175
01:03:47.757 --> 01:03:49.023
-YEAH.
-BYE.

1176
01:03:50.944 --> 01:03:53.636
WHOO! (laughs)

1177
01:03:53.671 --> 01:03:54.704
Announcer:
<i> What a victory. </i>

1178
01:03:54.739 --> 01:03:56.522
<i> What a day </i>
<i> for the Auradon Knights, </i>

1179
01:03:56.557 --> 01:04:00.310
<i> finally winning </i>
<i> back the trophy </i>
<i> after so many years. </i>

1180
01:04:00.345 --> 01:04:02.779
-I FEEL REALLY
SORRY FOR AUDREY.
-YOU DO?

1181
01:04:02.814 --> 01:04:06.049
YEAH.

1182
01:04:06.084 --> 01:04:08.418
I FEEL LIKE IF SHE
WERE TALENTED LIKE YOU,

1183
01:04:08.453 --> 01:04:12.513
AND SHE KNEW HOW
TO SEW AND KNEW BEAUTY TIPS,

1184
01:04:12.549 --> 01:04:13.873
THAT SHE WOULDN'T NEED
A PRINCE TO MAKE HER
FEEL BETTER ABOUT HERSELF.

1185
01:04:13.908 --> 01:04:15.683
(laughs)

1186
01:04:15.718 --> 01:04:16.884
I GUESS I AM
KIND OF TALENTED.

1187
01:04:16.920 --> 01:04:19.720
YOU ARE DEFINITELY GIFTED.

1188
01:04:19.756 --> 01:04:21.456
-THANKS, M.
-Jay: YEAH, YEAH!

1189
01:04:21.491 --> 01:04:24.275
-(cheering)
-Announcer: <i> And there he is. </i>

1190
01:04:24.310 --> 01:04:26.519
<i> Jay, the most valuable player. </i>

1191
01:04:26.555 --> 01:04:29.147
<i> How do you like that? </i>

1192
01:04:29.182 --> 01:04:31.858
(laughing) HEY!

1193
01:04:38.074 --> 01:04:38.781
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

1194
01:04:43.855 --> 01:04:46.247
THANK YOU, CHAD.

1195
01:04:46.282 --> 01:04:49.000
IT'S GRATIFYING TO SEE SOMEONE
STILL RESPECTS THE HONOR CODE.

1196
01:04:51.454 --> 01:04:54.222
IT WILL BE MY RECOMMENDATION
THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED.

1197
01:04:54.257 --> 01:04:56.424
-MR. DELAY, I--
-BUT THAT ISN'T FAIR.

1198
01:04:56.459 --> 01:04:58.176
OBVIOUSLY SHE WASN'T CHEATING
SINCE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT...

1199
01:04:58.211 --> 01:04:59.886
-WHATEVER IT IS.
-IT'S CALLED A MAGIC MIR--

1200
01:04:59.921 --> 01:05:03.189
YOU'RE NOT HELPING. STOP.
MAYBE SHE NEEDED
ANOTHER PENCIL.

1201
01:05:03.224 --> 01:05:05.717
-ACTUALLY, I WAS--
-REALLY, DON'T HELP.

1202
01:05:05.752 --> 01:05:08.152
-PLEASE.
-PLEASE.

1203
01:05:08.187 --> 01:05:10.146
WELL, IF YOU CAN
PASS THIS TEST,

1204
01:05:10.181 --> 01:05:11.973
I'LL RETURN YOUR PROPERTY
AND LET THE MATTER DROP.

1205
01:05:12.008 --> 01:05:13.942
(mouthing words)

1206
01:05:28.357 --> 01:05:32.210
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
IT'S LIKE I'M MORE
THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE.

1207
01:05:32.245 --> 01:05:33.836
A SHOCKER, HUH?

1208
01:05:36.375 --> 01:05:37.648
YOU WERE PRETTY
GREAT IN THERE.

1209
01:05:37.684 --> 01:05:41.252
-SO WERE YOU.
-(chuckles)

1210
01:05:41.287 --> 01:05:44.572
I BET I CAN GET
AN "A" ON THE NEXT TEST
WITHOUT THE MIRROR.

1211
01:05:44.607 --> 01:05:46.390
YEAH. WELL, MAYBE
WE CAN GET TOGETHER
AND WE'LL HANG OUT WITH--

1212
01:05:46.425 --> 01:05:49.285
-YEAH, LET'S GET TOGETHER.
-THERE YOU ARE!

1213
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:52.013
-I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!
-WHAT'S WRONG?

1214
01:05:52.048 --> 01:05:53.431
BEN JUST ASKED ME OUT ON...

1215
01:05:53.466 --> 01:05:56.626
(sighs)

1216
01:05:56.661 --> 01:05:59.403
-...A DATE.
-NICE.

1217
01:05:59.439 --> 01:06:02.958
-WE CAN HANDLE THIS. BYE.
-BYE.

1218
01:06:03.034 --> 01:06:04.283
-YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE.
-YEAH, OF COURSE.

1219
01:06:04.318 --> 01:06:07.353
-I CAN FIX THAT WITH SOME
GLOSS AND SOME BLUSH.
-NO!

1220
01:06:07.388 --> 01:06:08.955
-MAL, I CAN USE THE...
-NO, NO, NO.

1221
01:06:12.235 --> 01:06:15.086
(bells tolling)

1222
01:06:21.253 --> 01:06:23.652
OKAY. EASY ON THE BLUSH.

1223
01:06:23.688 --> 01:06:24.453
I DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY.

1224
01:06:24.489 --> 01:06:27.831
NOT THAT I COULD.

1225
01:06:27.867 --> 01:06:31.477
PLEASE. MY MOM TAUGHT ME
HOW TO APPLY BLUSH
BEFORE I COULD TALK.

1226
01:06:31.513 --> 01:06:33.730
ALWAYS USE UPWARD STROKES.

1227
01:06:37.510 --> 01:06:41.028
MY MOM WAS NEVER REALLY BIG
ON MAKEUP TIPS.

1228
01:06:41.063 --> 01:06:44.366
-I NEVER HAD A SISTER.
-WELL, NOW YOU DO.

1229
01:06:44.401 --> 01:06:46.734
WE'RE GOING TO NEED ALL
THE FAMILY WE CAN GET
IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF.

1230
01:06:46.769 --> 01:06:48.936
MY MOTHER'S NOT
A BARREL OF LAUGHS
WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET HER WAY.

1231
01:06:48.972 --> 01:06:49.704
JUST ASK SNOW WHITE.

1232
01:06:52.016 --> 01:06:55.243
-ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER?
-SOMETIMES.

1233
01:06:55.278 --> 01:06:58.880
ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR MOM?

1234
01:06:58.915 --> 01:07:02.851
I JUST REALLY WANT HER
TO BE PROUD OF ME.

1235
01:07:02.927 --> 01:07:05.053
SHE GETS SO ANGRY WITH ME
WHEN I DISAPPOINT HER.

1236
01:07:08.166 --> 01:07:11.476
AND SH-YEAH, SHE'S MY MOM,
SO I KNOW SHE LOVES ME...

1237
01:07:11.511 --> 01:07:13.686
IN HER OWN WAY.

1238
01:07:16.666 --> 01:07:18.407
MOVING ON. COME SEE.

1239
01:07:18.442 --> 01:07:19.901
-ARE WE DONE?
-YEAH.

1240
01:07:25.525 --> 01:07:29.052
-(laughs) OH.
-I KNOW. (laughs)

1241
01:07:29.087 --> 01:07:32.630
-I LOOK...
-SAY IT.

1242
01:07:32.665 --> 01:07:36.467
-NOT HIDEOUS.
-NOT EVEN CLOSE.

1243
01:07:36.503 --> 01:07:38.586
(both laugh)

1244
01:07:43.701 --> 01:07:45.510
(knock on door)

1245
01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:48.930
(sighs)

1246
01:07:52.076 --> 01:07:53.417
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE

1247
01:07:53.452 --> 01:07:54.635
BETWEEN PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL.

1248
01:07:54.670 --> 01:07:56.862
(laughs)

1249
01:07:56.897 --> 01:07:58.231
I HOPE YOU LIKE BIKES.

1250
01:08:18.336 --> 01:08:20.294
(Mal laughs)

1251
01:08:36.646 --> 01:08:39.380
Ben: TELL ME SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF THAT
YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE.

1252
01:08:39.415 --> 01:08:43.792
Mal: UM...
MY MIDDLE NAME IS BERTHA.

1253
01:08:43.828 --> 01:08:47.288
-Ben: BERTHA?
-Mal: YEAH.

1254
01:08:47.324 --> 01:08:49.724
-Ben: BERTHA.
-Mal: JUST MY MOM
DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST.

1255
01:08:49.759 --> 01:08:54.896
BEING REALLY, REALLY EVIL.
(laughs) MAL BERTHA.

1256
01:08:54.931 --> 01:08:58.741
-Ben: MINE'S FLORIAN.
-Mal: FLORIAN?

1257
01:08:58.776 --> 01:09:01.835
-Ben: YEAH.
-Mal: HOW PRINCELY.

1258
01:09:01.871 --> 01:09:04.180
-Mal: OH, THAT'S ALMOST WORSE.
-Ben: I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S BETTER THAN BERTHA.

1259
01:09:04.215 --> 01:09:07.716
BUT IT'S STILL NOT--
WATCH YOUR FOOT. YEAH.

1260
01:09:07.752 --> 01:09:09.702
-ARE YOU GOOD?
-MM-HMM.

1261
01:09:09.737 --> 01:09:11.470
NOW, STEP UP.
THERE YOU GO.

1262
01:09:14.801 --> 01:09:16.184
-YOU READY?
-MM-HMM.

1263
01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:19.312
OPEN.

1264
01:09:27.430 --> 01:09:28.613
GO ON.

1265
01:09:34.654 --> 01:09:37.329
MM...

1266
01:09:37.365 --> 01:09:40.958
-IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
-MM...

1267
01:09:43.471 --> 01:09:46.755
WE DON'T REALLY DATE
MUCH ON THE ISLAND.

1268
01:09:46.791 --> 01:09:50.226
IT'S MORE LIKE...
GANG ACTIVITY.

1269
01:09:50.261 --> 01:09:52.961
(laughs) UM, I MEANT,

1270
01:09:52.997 --> 01:09:54.788
IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME
EATING A JELLY DONUT?

1271
01:09:54.824 --> 01:09:57.107
IS IT BAD?

1272
01:09:57.143 --> 01:09:59.160
YOU GOT A...

1273
01:09:59.195 --> 01:10:01.186
JUST A...

1274
01:10:01.222 --> 01:10:03.397
-I MEAN, YEAH, DO THIS.
-MM-HMM.

1275
01:10:03.433 --> 01:10:06.142
-GONE?
-(both laugh)

1276
01:10:06.177 --> 01:10:08.794
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME
ANYWHERE, I GUESS.

1277
01:10:08.830 --> 01:10:11.497
YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE ALL
THE TALKING. YOUR TURN.

1278
01:10:11.532 --> 01:10:14.350
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU.

1279
01:10:14.386 --> 01:10:15.901
TELL ME SOMETHING.

1280
01:10:15.936 --> 01:10:18.379
(sighs)

1281
01:10:18.415 --> 01:10:21.907
WELL, I'M 16.

1282
01:10:21.942 --> 01:10:24.110
I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

1283
01:10:24.145 --> 01:10:27.180
AND I'VE ONLY EVER
LIVED IN ONE PLACE.

1284
01:10:27.257 --> 01:10:29.056
ME, TOO. THAT-WE HAVE
SO MUCH IN COMMON ALREADY.

1285
01:10:29.091 --> 01:10:32.260
NO. (laughs)
TRUST ME, WE DO NOT.

1286
01:10:35.806 --> 01:10:37.298
AND NOW YOU'RE
GONNA BE KING.

1287
01:10:37.333 --> 01:10:39.350
-YEAH.
-WHAT?

1288
01:10:43.214 --> 01:10:44.706
A CROWN DOESN'T
MAKE YOU A KING.

1289
01:10:44.741 --> 01:10:48.150
WELL, IT KIND OF DOES.

1290
01:10:48.186 --> 01:10:51.229
-(laughs)
-NO, IT...

1291
01:10:51.264 --> 01:10:53.313
YOUR MOTHER
IS MISTRESS OF EVIL

1292
01:10:53.349 --> 01:10:55.324
AND I'VE GOT THE POSTER PARENTS
FOR GOODNESS.

1293
01:10:58.254 --> 01:11:00.554
BUT WE'RE NOT
AUTOMATICALLY LIKE THEM.

1294
01:11:00.590 --> 01:11:03.458
WE GET TO CHOOSE
WHO WE'RE GONNA BE.

1295
01:11:03.493 --> 01:11:06.627
AND RIGHT NOW,

1296
01:11:06.662 --> 01:11:09.555
I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
AND I CAN TELL
YOU'RE NOT EVIL.

1297
01:11:09.591 --> 01:11:10.464
I CAN SEE IT.

1298
01:11:17.098 --> 01:11:19.306
-LET'S GO FOR A SWIM.
-HM? WHAT? UH...

1299
01:11:19.342 --> 01:11:21.767
-RIGHT NOW?
-YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

1300
01:11:21.802 --> 01:11:23.119
(laughs) I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA STAY HERE.

1301
01:11:23.154 --> 01:11:24.336
NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

1302
01:11:24.371 --> 01:11:25.913
I THINK I'M GONNA STAY BEHIND

1303
01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:27.715
AND TRY A STRAWBERRY.

1304
01:11:27.750 --> 01:11:29.375
I'VE LITERALLY NEVER TRIED
A STRAWBERRY BEFORE.

1305
01:11:29.410 --> 01:11:33.445
MM! MM...

1306
01:11:33.481 --> 01:11:35.022
(laughs)
DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM.

1307
01:11:35.057 --> 01:11:36.282
OKAY.

1308
01:11:37.944 --> 01:11:40.828
OOH!

1309
01:11:40.863 --> 01:11:42.371
MM.

1310
01:11:56.762 --> 01:11:58.012
ARE THOSE LITTLE CROWNS
ON YOUR SHORTS?

1311
01:11:59.873 --> 01:12:01.307
MAYBE.

1312
01:12:05.396 --> 01:12:07.863
-(roars)
-(laughs)

1313
01:12:07.899 --> 01:12:12.342
WHOO! HA-HA!

1314
01:12:12.378 --> 01:12:14.028
(laughs)

1315
01:12:21.838 --> 01:12:26.207
♪ A million thoughts
in my head ♪

1316
01:12:26.242 --> 01:12:31.070
♪ Should I let my heart
keep listenin'? ♪

1317
01:12:31.105 --> 01:12:35.732
♪ 'Cause up till now
I've walked the line ♪

1318
01:12:35.768 --> 01:12:38.761
♪ Nothin' lost
but somethin' missin' ♪

1319
01:12:41.708 --> 01:12:45.234
<i> ♪ I can't decide </i>
<i> what's wrong, what's right ♪ </i>

1320
01:12:45.269 --> 01:12:50.573
<i> ♪ Which way should I go? ♪ </i>

1321
01:12:50.650 --> 01:12:55.269
♪ If only I knew what my heart
was telling me ♪

1322
01:12:55.304 --> 01:12:57.012
♪ Don't know
what I'm feeling ♪

1323
01:12:57.047 --> 01:13:00.941
♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

1324
01:13:00.976 --> 01:13:04.929
♪ Uh-oh, yeah ♪

1325
01:13:04.964 --> 01:13:09.541
<i> ♪ If only I could read </i>
<i> the signs in front of me ♪ </i>

1326
01:13:09.577 --> 01:13:11.485
<i> ♪ I could find the way to ♪ </i>

1327
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:15.055
<i> ♪ Who I'm meant to be ♪ </i>

1328
01:13:15.091 --> 01:13:17.800
♪ Uh-oh ♪

1329
01:13:17.835 --> 01:13:20.744
♪ If only ♪

1330
01:13:20.780 --> 01:13:23.672
♪ Yeah ♪

1331
01:13:23.707 --> 01:13:26.033
♪ Am I crazy? ♪

1332
01:13:26.068 --> 01:13:27.943
♪ Maybe we could ♪

1333
01:13:27.979 --> 01:13:32.198
♪ Happen ♪

1334
01:13:32.233 --> 01:13:36.577
♪ Yeah, will you
still be with me ♪

1335
01:13:36.612 --> 01:13:39.772
♪ When the magic's ♪

1336
01:13:39.807 --> 01:13:44.285
♪ All run out? ♪

1337
01:13:44.320 --> 01:13:47.037
<i> ♪ If only I knew </i>
<i> what my heart ♪ </i>

1338
01:13:47.073 --> 01:13:50.132
<i> ♪ Was telling me ♪ </i>

1339
01:13:50.167 --> 01:13:51.984
<i> ♪ Don't know </i>
<i> what I'm feeling ♪ </i>

1340
01:13:52.019 --> 01:13:55.137
♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

1341
01:13:55.173 --> 01:13:57.924
♪ Uh-oh ♪

1342
01:13:57.959 --> 01:14:00.985
♪ If only ♪

1343
01:14:01.020 --> 01:14:05.823
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1344
01:14:05.858 --> 01:14:10.369
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1345
01:14:10.404 --> 01:14:16.025
♪ Yeah, if only ♪

1346
01:14:16.060 --> 01:14:19.278
♪ If only. ♪

1347
01:14:35.630 --> 01:14:37.672
BEN?

1348
01:14:37.707 --> 01:14:39.548
BEN?

1349
01:14:41.544 --> 01:14:43.594
BEN! (echoing)

1350
01:14:48.292 --> 01:14:49.767
(gasps)

1351
01:14:58.836 --> 01:15:01.820
(coughing)

1352
01:15:04.250 --> 01:15:07.793
(gasps) UGH!

1353
01:15:07.829 --> 01:15:09.511
YOU SCARED ME!

1354
01:15:09.547 --> 01:15:12.272
-YOU-YOU CAN'T SWIM?
-NO!

1355
01:15:12.308 --> 01:15:15.959
-YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND!
-YEAH, WITH A BARRIER
AROUND IT, REMEMBER?

1356
01:15:15.994 --> 01:15:19.062
-UGH!
-AND YOU STILL
TRIED TO SAVE ME.

1357
01:15:19.098 --> 01:15:21.757
(laughs) YEAH.
AND DO YOU THANK ME? NO!

1358
01:15:21.793 --> 01:15:24.168
ALL I GET IS SOAKING WET!

1359
01:15:24.203 --> 01:15:28.347
AND, UH, THIS FANCY ROCK.

1360
01:15:29.817 --> 01:15:31.466
IT'S YOURS.

1361
01:15:31.502 --> 01:15:32.685
MAKE A WISH AND THROW IT
BACK IN THE LAKE.

1362
01:15:34.087 --> 01:15:36.313
(sighs)

1363
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:41.110
WHAT...

1364
01:15:50.721 --> 01:15:52.413
(shivers)

1365
01:16:00.931 --> 01:16:03.323
UH, MAL...

1366
01:16:03.358 --> 01:16:04.550
I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU.

1367
01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:10.306
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1368
01:16:12.334 --> 01:16:14.560
DO YOU LOVE ME?

1369
01:16:24.731 --> 01:16:26.405
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE.

1370
01:16:37.459 --> 01:16:39.126
MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU.

1371
01:16:47.937 --> 01:16:49.820
CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME.

1372
01:16:49.855 --> 01:16:52.739
UM, AS YOU KNOW, UH,

1373
01:16:52.775 --> 01:16:56.252
THIS SUNDAY IS FAMILY DAY
HERE AT AURADON PREP.

1374
01:16:56.287 --> 01:16:58.771
AND BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS
CAN'T BE HERE DUE TO,

1375
01:16:58.806 --> 01:17:01.965
UH, DISTANCE,

1376
01:17:02.000 --> 01:17:05.069
WE'VE ARRANGED
FOR A SPECIAL TREAT.

1377
01:17:08.858 --> 01:17:10.507
(screen beeps)

1378
01:17:10.543 --> 01:17:13.919
I don't see anything,
nor do I hear.

1379
01:17:13.954 --> 01:17:15.720
-KIDS!
<i> -Is it-</i>

1380
01:17:15.756 --> 01:17:18.482
-Is it-is--
-Press enter.

1381
01:17:18.517 --> 01:17:20.567
Can I please see a remote?
Is this thing on?

1382
01:17:20.602 --> 01:17:21.911
-UGH, IT'S BROKEN.
-UGH!

1383
01:17:21.946 --> 01:17:23.820
I hate electronic equip--

1384
01:17:23.855 --> 01:17:28.358
-OH!
-EVIE, IT'S MOMMY. OH!

1385
01:17:28.394 --> 01:17:31.328
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

1386
01:17:31.363 --> 01:17:34.106
THE POISON APPLE DOESN'T
FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

1387
01:17:34.183 --> 01:17:37.359
-DON'T YOU MEAN THE WEEDS?
-OOH! WHO'S THE OLD BAT?

1388
01:17:37.394 --> 01:17:40.254
This is Fairy Godmother.

1389
01:17:40.289 --> 01:17:43.657
Still doing tricks
with eggplants?

1390
01:17:43.693 --> 01:17:47.202
-(laughing)
-I turned a pumpkin
into a beautiful carriage.

1391
01:17:47.238 --> 01:17:51.932
YOU REALLY COULDN'T GIVE
CINDERELLA TILL ONE A.M.?
I MEAN, REALLY.

1392
01:17:51.968 --> 01:17:54.785
-WHAT, THE HAMSTERS HAD TO BE
BACK ON THEIR LITTLE WHEELS?
-(laughter)

1393
01:17:54.820 --> 01:17:57.929
They were mice!
They were not--
They were mice.

1394
01:17:57.965 --> 01:17:59.757
-They were not--
-Thank you so much.
Thank you.

1395
01:17:59.792 --> 01:18:00.716
-(whispers) They were mice.
-Hi, Mom.

1396
01:18:00.752 --> 01:18:01.959
(gasps) MAL!

1397
01:18:01.994 --> 01:18:05.879
I M-M-MISS YOU.

1398
01:18:05.914 --> 01:18:07.072
YOU CHILDREN ARE NEVER
FAR FROM OUR THOUGHTS.

1399
01:18:07.108 --> 01:18:08.824
I got it.

1400
01:18:08.859 --> 01:18:11.143
How long must Mommy
wait to see you?

1401
01:18:11.178 --> 01:18:13.270
Um, there's a big coronation
coming up.

1402
01:18:13.305 --> 01:18:15.764
I think sometime probably
after... that.

1403
01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:18.292
-WHEN?
-Friday, 10 a.m.

1404
01:18:18.327 --> 01:18:21.845
YOU SURE I CAN'T
SEE YOU BEFORE THAT?

1405
01:18:21.880 --> 01:18:25.015
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
IF I DON'T GET MY HANDS
ON THAT MAGIC WAN--

1406
01:18:25.051 --> 01:18:28.335
YOU... YOU LITTLE NUGGET
THAT I LOVE SO MUCH.

1407
01:18:28.371 --> 01:18:31.488
Yes, I completely
understand, Mother.

1408
01:18:31.524 --> 01:18:34.533
(stammers)
Carlos, is that a dog?

1409
01:18:34.568 --> 01:18:36.301
(dog whimpers)

1410
01:18:36.337 --> 01:18:38.637
Oh, yes, yes,
baby, I do understand.

1411
01:18:38.672 --> 01:18:42.283
It would make
the perfect size
for earmuffs. (cackles)

1412
01:18:42.318 --> 01:18:44.826
He's the perfect size
for a pet.

1413
01:18:44.862 --> 01:18:48.363
-Oh!
-This dog loves me,
and I love him.

1414
01:18:48.398 --> 01:18:51.333
-And FYI,
your dog is stuffed!
-OH!

1415
01:18:51.368 --> 01:18:55.687
-So give it a rest!
-OH-HO! BURN!

1416
01:18:55.723 --> 01:18:58.958
OH! WHY DON'T YOU
GO SELL A TOASTER,
YOU TWO-BIT SALESMAN!

1417
01:18:58.993 --> 01:19:03.370
People who talk
to stuffed animals
shouldn't throw stones.

1418
01:19:03.406 --> 01:19:04.721
Cruella: <i> Oh, well, people </i>
<i> who sell toasters shouldn't </i>
<i> use mixed metaphors. </i>

1419
01:19:04.756 --> 01:19:06.231
Enough!

1420
01:19:07.643 --> 01:19:10.602
I'M SO SORRY.

1421
01:19:10.638 --> 01:19:13.530
-THANKS FOR THE SPECIAL TREAT.
-OF COURSE.

1422
01:19:18.162 --> 01:19:21.346
M?

1423
01:19:21.382 --> 01:19:22.414
WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS
ARE GONNA DO TO US

1424
01:19:22.450 --> 01:19:25.434
IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF?

1425
01:19:25.470 --> 01:19:29.613
I THINK THEY WILL BE
QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN US,

1426
01:19:29.649 --> 01:19:32.416
BUT ULTIMATELY...

1427
01:19:32.451 --> 01:19:34.576
PROUD OF US
FOR DOING OUR BEST.

1428
01:19:34.612 --> 01:19:36.253
REALLY?

1429
01:19:36.288 --> 01:19:38.847
NO, I THINK WE
ARE DEFINITELY GONERS.

1430
01:19:38.882 --> 01:19:40.432
YEAH.

1431
01:19:44.663 --> 01:19:47.256
Mal: OKAY, WE ALL KNOW
WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

1432
01:19:47.291 --> 01:19:49.350
SO IT'LL BE UP ON THE DAIS
UNDER THE BEAST'S SPELL JAR,

1433
01:19:49.385 --> 01:19:51.176
AND WE'LL BE
COMING IN FROM HERE.

1434
01:19:51.211 --> 01:19:52.770
I WILL BE IN THE VERY FRONT.

1435
01:19:52.805 --> 01:19:53.912
YOU ALL WILL BE UP
IN THE BALCONY.

1436
01:19:53.947 --> 01:19:55.514
-Evie: OKAY.
-CARLOS?

1437
01:19:55.549 --> 01:19:59.101
OKAY, SO I'LL FIND OUR LIMO,
SO WE CAN BREAK THE BARRIER,

1438
01:19:59.136 --> 01:20:00.252
AND, UH,
GET BACK ON THE ISLAND
WITH THE WAND.

1439
01:20:00.287 --> 01:20:03.446
-PERFECT. EVIE?
-YEAH?

1440
01:20:03.482 --> 01:20:05.248
YOU WILL USE THIS
TO TAKE OUT THE DRIVER.

1441
01:20:05.283 --> 01:20:06.542
TWO SPRAYS AND HE'LL
BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

1442
01:20:06.577 --> 01:20:07.501
OKAY.

1443
01:20:12.991 --> 01:20:14.591
(sighs)

1444
01:20:18.781 --> 01:20:20.146
(silently mouthing)

1445
01:20:20.182 --> 01:20:22.741
M?

1446
01:20:22.777 --> 01:20:23.642
YOU WANT TO BREAK
BEN'S LOVE SPELL?

1447
01:20:25.962 --> 01:20:28.455
YEAH.

1448
01:20:28.490 --> 01:20:29.881
YOU KNOW, FOR AFTER.

1449
01:20:29.917 --> 01:20:31.775
I DON'T...

1450
01:20:34.796 --> 01:20:37.473
I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING,
YOU KNOW,

1451
01:20:37.508 --> 01:20:39.015
WHEN THE VILLAINS
FINALLY DO INVADE AURADON,

1452
01:20:39.051 --> 01:20:42.344
AND BEGIN TO LOOT

1453
01:20:42.380 --> 01:20:43.987
AND KICK EVERYONE
OUT OF THEIR CASTLES

1454
01:20:44.022 --> 01:20:46.489
AND IMPRISON THEIR LEADERS

1455
01:20:46.525 --> 01:20:48.100
AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS
GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL,

1456
01:20:48.135 --> 01:20:51.753
BEN STILL BEING IN LOVE WITH ME
JUST SEEMS A LITTLE EXTRA...

1457
01:20:54.308 --> 01:20:55.007
...CRUEL.

1458
01:21:01.766 --> 01:21:03.140
M?

1459
01:21:25.114 --> 01:21:27.372
(dog whimpering)

1460
01:21:40.379 --> 01:21:42.838
♪ A million thoughts ♪

1461
01:21:42.873 --> 01:21:45.123
♪ In my head ♪

1462
01:21:45.158 --> 01:21:47.651
♪ Should I let my heart ♪

1463
01:21:47.686 --> 01:21:50.738
♪ Keep listening? ♪

1464
01:21:50.773 --> 01:21:55.859
♪ I know it's time
to say good-bye ♪

1465
01:21:55.895 --> 01:22:00.530
♪ So hard to let go ♪

1466
01:22:10.434 --> 01:22:12.576
-(upbeat pop music plays)
-(singing acapella)

1467
01:22:12.611 --> 01:22:15.279
<i> MA CHERE MADEMOISELLE, </i>

1468
01:22:15.314 --> 01:22:18.823
IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE
AND GREATEST PLEASURE

1469
01:22:18.858 --> 01:22:21.393
THAT WE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT.

1470
01:22:21.428 --> 01:22:23.270
AND NOW
WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX.

1471
01:22:23.305 --> 01:22:25.230
LET US PULL UP A CHAIR,

1472
01:22:25.265 --> 01:22:29.218
AS THE DINING ROOM
PROUDLY PRESENTS
YOUR DINNER...

1473
01:22:29.253 --> 01:22:31.603
♪ Be our guest,
be our guest ♪

1474
01:22:31.639 --> 01:22:34.073
♪ Put our service
to the test ♪

1475
01:22:34.149 --> 01:22:36.800
♪ Tie your napkin
round your neck, <i> chrie </i> ♪

1476
01:22:36.835 --> 01:22:39.160
-♪ And we'll
provide the rest ♪
-♪ That's right ♪

1477
01:22:39.196 --> 01:22:40.937
-That's right.
-♪ Soup du jour,
hot hors d'oeuvres ♪

1478
01:22:40.973 --> 01:22:43.540
-♪ Why, we only
live to serve ♪
-Whoo!

1479
01:22:43.575 --> 01:22:45.258
♪ Try the gray stuff,
it's delicious ♪

1480
01:22:45.294 --> 01:22:47.477
-All right!
-♪ Don't believe me? ♪

1481
01:22:47.513 --> 01:22:49.405
-♪ Ask the dishes ♪
-Yeah! ♪ They can sing,
sing, sing ♪

1482
01:22:49.440 --> 01:22:50.714
♪ They can dance,
dance, dance ♪

1483
01:22:50.749 --> 01:22:52.925
♪ After all, miss,
this is France ♪

1484
01:22:53.002 --> 01:22:56.261
♪ And a dinner here
is never, never second best ♪

1485
01:22:56.296 --> 01:22:59.497
♪ Come on, go on,
unfold your menu ♪

1486
01:22:59.533 --> 01:23:01.433
♪ Go on, take a glance
and then you'll ♪

1487
01:23:01.468 --> 01:23:03.936
♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪

1488
01:23:03.971 --> 01:23:06.913
♪ Be our guest,
yeah, yeah, come on ♪

1489
01:23:06.948 --> 01:23:11.285
♪ Yeah, be our guest,
guest, yeah ♪

1490
01:23:11.320 --> 01:23:13.512
-All: <i> ♪ Yeah ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ We tell jokes, </i>
<i> I do tricks ♪ </i>

1491
01:23:13.547 --> 01:23:15.789
♪ With my fellow
candlesticks ♪

1492
01:23:15.825 --> 01:23:17.657
♪ And it's all
in perfect taste ♪

1493
01:23:17.692 --> 01:23:20.235
♪ That you can bet ♪

1494
01:23:20.271 --> 01:23:22.670
♪ Come on
and lift your glass ♪

1495
01:23:22.706 --> 01:23:25.415
♪ You've won
your own free pass ♪

1496
01:23:25.451 --> 01:23:27.642
-♪ To be our guest ♪
-Ben: <i> ♪ If you're stressed ♪ </i>

1497
01:23:27.677 --> 01:23:29.928
♪ It's fine dining
we suggest ♪

1498
01:23:29.964 --> 01:23:32.438
♪ Be our guest,
be our guest,
be our guest ♪

1499
01:23:32.474 --> 01:23:34.374
♪ Yeah ♪

1500
01:23:34.410 --> 01:23:36.810
♪ Yeah, uh, come on ♪

1501
01:23:36.846 --> 01:23:39.054
<i> ♪ Be our guest, </i>
<i> be our guest ♪ </i>

1502
01:23:39.089 --> 01:23:41.064
♪ Come on, come on ♪

1503
01:23:41.100 --> 01:23:43.258
-♪ Be our guest ♪
-(all cheering)

1504
01:23:47.423 --> 01:23:50.182
(dog whimpering)

1505
01:23:50.217 --> 01:23:53.810
(laughs) OH...

1506
01:23:53.845 --> 01:23:57.530
-THAT WAS SO LOVELY! (laughs)
-OH. WA--

1507
01:23:57.566 --> 01:23:59.066
MM.

1508
01:24:01.170 --> 01:24:04.071
(laughs)

1509
01:24:06.150 --> 01:24:08.149
-JUST HERE?
-READY?

1510
01:24:08.184 --> 01:24:10.252
(sighs)

1511
01:24:10.287 --> 01:24:12.128
OH, BY THE WAY,
I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

1512
01:24:12.164 --> 01:24:13.939
-OH!
-YEAH.

1513
01:24:13.974 --> 01:24:15.958
WELL, I NEVER
WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING,

1514
01:24:15.993 --> 01:24:17.509
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT AUDREY WAS
A LITTLE SELF-ABSORBED.

1515
01:24:17.544 --> 01:24:19.753
A FAKE SMILE,
KIND OF A KISS-UP.

1516
01:24:19.789 --> 01:24:21.330
DO WE KNOW YOUR
NEW GIRLFRIEND?

1517
01:24:21.365 --> 01:24:23.815
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
ONE, TWO...

1518
01:24:23.850 --> 01:24:25.200
WELL, SORT OF. MAL!

1519
01:24:25.236 --> 01:24:27.261
I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

1520
01:24:27.296 --> 01:24:28.887
-THREE!
-HUH?

1521
01:24:28.922 --> 01:24:29.888
(shutter clicks)

1522
01:24:31.441 --> 01:24:33.225
-MAL? MAL.
-UH...

1523
01:24:35.613 --> 01:24:37.028
I WANNA INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY PARENTS.

1524
01:24:37.063 --> 01:24:39.397
-BEN.
-(Belle gasps)

1525
01:24:41.702 --> 01:24:44.035
THIS IS MAL.
FROM THE ISLAND.

1526
01:24:44.070 --> 01:24:45.286
-Belle: MM...
-MY GIRLFRIEND.

1527
01:24:45.322 --> 01:24:47.072
-HI.
-HI.

1528
01:24:50.052 --> 01:24:51.160
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
SHE CAN JOIN US FOR LUNCH.

1529
01:24:51.195 --> 01:24:53.086
OF... COURSE.

1530
01:24:53.121 --> 01:24:54.688
ANY FRIEND OF BEN'S...

1531
01:24:54.723 --> 01:24:57.056
UM, I ACTUALLY CAME
WITH MY FRIENDS.

1532
01:24:57.092 --> 01:24:58.909
WELL, YOU SHOULD INVITE THEM.

1533
01:24:58.944 --> 01:25:02.103
(Carlos grunting, laughs)

1534
01:25:02.138 --> 01:25:04.706
-BECAUSE THE MORE THE MERRIER!
-YEAH, I'LL GO GRAB THEM.

1535
01:25:04.742 --> 01:25:06.825
UH, HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF CROQUET BEFORE LUNCH?

1536
01:25:06.860 --> 01:25:08.343
-HUH? OF COURSE.
-GAME ON.

1537
01:25:08.379 --> 01:25:11.362
-GAME ON.
-(laughs)

1538
01:25:11.398 --> 01:25:12.572
-HAVE YOU PLAYED BEFORE?
-NO.

1539
01:25:12.608 --> 01:25:13.631
-NO? YOU'LL BE FINE.
-(sighs)

1540
01:25:13.666 --> 01:25:15.859
WHOA.

1541
01:25:15.894 --> 01:25:17.711
Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

1542
01:25:17.746 --> 01:25:18.887
-Ben: HERE, STAND UP.
-Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

1543
01:25:18.922 --> 01:25:20.079
-(dog barking)
-Ben: STAND HERE.

1544
01:25:20.115 --> 01:25:20.856
Carlos: HEY, GET THEM!
HEY, GET THEM!

1545
01:25:20.891 --> 01:25:22.824
NICE!

1546
01:25:22.859 --> 01:25:26.686
-HELLO THERE.
-HI.

1547
01:25:26.721 --> 01:25:30.073
NOW, HAVE WE MET?

1548
01:25:30.109 --> 01:25:32.867
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I'M NEW.

1549
01:25:32.902 --> 01:25:34.210
I'M SORT OF LIKE A...
TRANSFER STUDENT.

1550
01:25:34.245 --> 01:25:36.304
-OH, YES.
-GRAMMY.

1551
01:25:36.340 --> 01:25:38.957
OH, AUDREY!
GIVE GRAMMY A KISS, DEAR.

1552
01:25:41.061 --> 01:25:43.628
-"GRAMMY"?
-SLEEPING BEAUTY'S MOTHER.

1553
01:25:46.141 --> 01:25:47.099
GRAMMY, I DON'T
THINK YOU WANT
TO BE TALKING TO THIS GIRL.

1554
01:25:47.134 --> 01:25:50.752
UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING
ANOTHER HUNDRED-YEAR NAP.

1555
01:25:50.787 --> 01:25:51.553
WHAT?

1556
01:25:54.549 --> 01:25:55.974
YOU!

1557
01:26:01.248 --> 01:26:01.980
HOW ARE YOU HERE?

1558
01:26:03.817 --> 01:26:07.368
AND HOW HAVE YOU
STAYED SO YOUNG?

1559
01:26:07.404 --> 01:26:09.646
QUEEN LEAH, IT'S OKAY.
MALEFICENT IS STILL
ON THE ISLAND.

1560
01:26:09.681 --> 01:26:12.574
THIS IS HER DAUGHTER, MAL.

1561
01:26:12.609 --> 01:26:14.768
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
MY PROCLAMATION TO GIVE
THE NEW GENERATION A CHANCE?

1562
01:26:14.803 --> 01:26:16.953
A CHANCE TO WHAT, BEN?
DESTROY US?

1563
01:26:19.082 --> 01:26:21.199
COME ON.
YOU REMEMBER, DON'T YOU?

1564
01:26:21.234 --> 01:26:24.044
THE POISON APPLES.
AND THE SPELLS.

1565
01:26:25.655 --> 01:26:26.796
SPELLS.

1566
01:26:28.458 --> 01:26:30.725
MY DAUGHTER...

1567
01:26:30.760 --> 01:26:33.094
WAS RAISED BY FAIRIES

1568
01:26:33.130 --> 01:26:36.406
BECAUSE OF
YOUR MOTHER'S CURSE.

1569
01:26:36.442 --> 01:26:39.601
SO HER FIRST WORDS,
HER FIRST STEPS,

1570
01:26:39.636 --> 01:26:42.229
I MISSED IT ALL!

1571
01:26:45.917 --> 01:26:47.592
-YOU MUSTN'T TRUST HER.
-I'M SO SO--

1572
01:26:47.627 --> 01:26:49.043
GO AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM HER!

1573
01:26:49.079 --> 01:26:52.964
-DON'T DO THIS, CHAD.
-WHAT?

1574
01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:54.966
THEY WERE RAISED
BY THEIR PARENTS, BEN.

1575
01:26:55.002 --> 01:26:57.677
WHAT DO YOU THINK VILLAINS
TEACH THEIR KIDS? HUH?

1576
01:26:57.713 --> 01:27:01.064
KINDNESS? FAIR PLAY?
NO WAY, OKAY? UH-UH.

1577
01:27:01.099 --> 01:27:03.091
YOU STOLE ANOTHER
GIRL'S BOYFRIEND.

1578
01:27:03.126 --> 01:27:06.978
-HEY, HEY!
-OH. YOU ENJOY HURTING PEOPLE.

1579
01:27:07.013 --> 01:27:12.501
AND YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A GOLD DIGGER
AND A CHEATER.

1580
01:27:12.536 --> 01:27:14.861
MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND,

1581
01:27:14.897 --> 01:27:16.988
WHO'S THE BIGGEST
JERK IN THE LAND?

1582
01:27:17.024 --> 01:27:19.875
-(whooshing)
-WHAT? COME ON!

1583
01:27:19.910 --> 01:27:20.951
-BACK OFF, CHAD. ALL RIGHT?
-(all shouting)

1584
01:27:20.986 --> 01:27:23.411
-BACK OFF!
-CHAD!

1585
01:27:23.447 --> 01:27:26.281
CHAD? CHAD!
EVIE DID SOMETHING TO CHAD!

1586
01:27:26.316 --> 01:27:28.400
-WAKE UP.
-CHECK IF HE'S OKAY.

1587
01:27:28.435 --> 01:27:31.035
COME ON, MAL.

1588
01:27:31.070 --> 01:27:33.163
-GUYS!
-Evie: JAY!

1589
01:27:33.198 --> 01:27:34.030
Lonnie: CHAD, WAKE UP!

1590
01:27:36.810 --> 01:27:37.117
-COME ON, CHAD.
-(gasps)

1591
01:27:41.531 --> 01:27:42.906
I FEARED SOMETHING
LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

1592
01:27:42.941 --> 01:27:45.041
-THIS ISN'T THEIR FAULT!
-NO, SON.

1593
01:27:46.712 --> 01:27:47.544
IT'S YOURS.

1594
01:27:52.593 --> 01:27:54.134
MOM?

1595
01:28:03.469 --> 01:28:06.229
Chad: WHAT HAPPENED?
I HAD THIS DREAM...

1596
01:28:20.604 --> 01:28:22.904
HEY, GUYS.
HOW IS EVERYONE?

1597
01:28:22.939 --> 01:28:25.807
YEAH?

1598
01:28:25.843 --> 01:28:28.159
HEY, LISTEN.
FORGET ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT?

1599
01:28:28.195 --> 01:28:31.855
IT WAS NOTHING.
FORGET ABOUT IT. LET IT GO.

1600
01:28:31.890 --> 01:28:33.089
TOMORROW, AFTER THE CORONATION,
I PROMISE EVERYTHING
WILL BE OKAY.

1601
01:28:34.718 --> 01:28:35.467
I HAVE TO GO.

1602
01:28:39.055 --> 01:28:39.763
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

1603
01:28:44.986 --> 01:28:48.096
-LISTEN, EVIE, I WANNA TALK
ABOUT EARLIER TODAY. I JUST--
-DOUG!

1604
01:28:48.132 --> 01:28:49.180
-IT'S MY FAULT, DOUG.
I'M SORRY.
-NO, IT'S MINE.

1605
01:28:49.215 --> 01:28:50.398
-DOUG!
-WHAT?

1606
01:28:52.394 --> 01:28:55.278
-DOUG...
-SORRY, I CAN'T.

1607
01:28:55.313 --> 01:28:58.832
OKAY.

1608
01:28:58.867 --> 01:29:01.634
HOW LONG DOES SHE
THINK THAT'S GONNA LAST?

1609
01:29:01.670 --> 01:29:05.589
-MAL IS JUST
THE BAD GIRL INFATUATION.
-YEAH.

1610
01:29:05.591 --> 01:29:07.207
I MEAN, HE'S NEVER GONNA
MAKE A VILLAIN A QUEEN.

1611
01:29:08.877 --> 01:29:10.960
(both laugh)

1612
01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:17.375
BEWARE, FORSWEAR,
UNDO JANE'S HAIR.

1613
01:29:17.410 --> 01:29:21.162
-(screams)
-(laughing)

1614
01:29:21.198 --> 01:29:23.698
Chad: EW!

1615
01:29:23.734 --> 01:29:25.300
THERE'S A LOT MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

1616
01:29:25.335 --> 01:29:26.801
EXCUSE ME,
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

1617
01:29:26.836 --> 01:29:27.894
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?

1618
01:29:38.081 --> 01:29:39.489
I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO TOMORROW.

1619
01:29:42.619 --> 01:29:45.203
LET'S GRAB THAT WAND
AND BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND.

1620
01:29:45.239 --> 01:29:48.456
(upbeat electronic
music plays)

1621
01:29:53.013 --> 01:29:53.795
Jay:
<i> ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪ </i>

1622
01:29:56.750 --> 01:30:00.285
(bells tolling)

1623
01:30:00.320 --> 01:30:02.454
Snow White:
<i> At last, here we are, </i>

1624
01:30:02.489 --> 01:30:03.555
<i> broadcasting live </i>
<i> from the coronation, </i>

1625
01:30:03.590 --> 01:30:07.417
<i> where Prince Benjamin </i>
<i> will soon be crowned king! </i>

1626
01:30:07.452 --> 01:30:10.595
I'm Snow White, bringing you
up to the second coverage

1627
01:30:10.630 --> 01:30:12.330
of who's the fairest
of them all.

1628
01:30:12.366 --> 01:30:14.407
"I'M SNOW WHITE."
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

1629
01:30:14.442 --> 01:30:17.260
SHE'S DEFINITELY
HAD WORK DONE.

1630
01:30:17.295 --> 01:30:19.779
-(indistinct chatter)
-(classical music plays)

1631
01:30:26.421 --> 01:30:28.413
OH. (laughs)

1632
01:30:28.448 --> 01:30:32.083
(sighs) OH, ME?

1633
01:30:34.412 --> 01:30:36.421
Oh, Fairy Godmother
is looking radiant.

1634
01:30:36.456 --> 01:30:41.426
<i> But what is happening </i>
<i> with Jane's hair? (laughs) </i>

1635
01:30:41.461 --> 01:30:45.096
<i> And there </i>
<i> is Fairy Godmother's wand. </i>

1636
01:30:45.131 --> 01:30:49.300
-I WANT THAT WAND!
-DO YOU? HADN'T HEARD.

1637
01:30:49.336 --> 01:30:51.619
Snow White: <i> Oh, </i>
<i> and here comes Ben now. </i>

1638
01:30:51.655 --> 01:30:55.190
-(crowd cheering)
-(horse whinnies)

1639
01:31:00.930 --> 01:31:02.739
DON'T BE NERVOUS.

1640
01:31:02.774 --> 01:31:05.658
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE
AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1641
01:31:05.694 --> 01:31:10.113
-NO PROBLEM THERE.
-THANK YOU.

1642
01:31:10.148 --> 01:31:12.249
MAL, WOULD YOU WEAR MY RING?

1643
01:31:12.284 --> 01:31:15.785
UM... NOT NOW.

1644
01:31:15.821 --> 01:31:17.712
I THINK IT WOULD PROBABLY
JUST FALL RIGHT OFF OF ME.

1645
01:31:20.784 --> 01:31:22.625
-I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
-FOR ME?

1646
01:31:22.660 --> 01:31:24.151
YEAH.

1647
01:31:24.187 --> 01:31:25.770
IT'S JUST FOR LATER, YOU KNOW,

1648
01:31:25.805 --> 01:31:27.956
WHEN YOU NEED STRENGTH.

1649
01:31:27.991 --> 01:31:29.607
SOME CARBS
TO KEEP UP YOUR ENERGY.

1650
01:31:29.642 --> 01:31:31.342
-ALWAYS THINKING.
-(laughs)

1651
01:31:31.377 --> 01:31:33.761
BUT I CAN'T WAIT.

1652
01:31:33.796 --> 01:31:36.364
-NO!
-MM. MM...

1653
01:31:36.399 --> 01:31:38.032
MM! THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

1654
01:31:38.067 --> 01:31:41.077
-UH, DO YOU--
-MAL?

1655
01:31:41.112 --> 01:31:43.646
-DO YOU FEEL OKAY?
-YOU BET.

1656
01:31:43.682 --> 01:31:47.775
WOULD YOU SAY
THAT YOU'RE STILL IN-THAT--

1657
01:31:47.811 --> 01:31:50.253
THAT YOU HAVE VERY STRONG
FEELINGS FOR ME?

1658
01:31:50.289 --> 01:31:52.013
I'M NOT SURE.

1659
01:31:52.049 --> 01:31:54.190
I MEAN, LET'S GIVE
THE ANTI-LOVE POTION

1660
01:31:54.225 --> 01:31:55.241
A FEW MINUTES TO TAKE EFFECT.

1661
01:31:55.276 --> 01:31:56.918
-YEAH...
-OKAY.

1662
01:31:59.097 --> 01:32:00.297
-WHAT?
-(laughs)

1663
01:32:00.332 --> 01:32:02.173
WHAT? YOU KNEW?

1664
01:32:02.209 --> 01:32:05.385
THAT YOU SPELLED ME? YEAH.

1665
01:32:05.420 --> 01:32:07.937
-YEAH, I KNEW.
-I'M-I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF.

1666
01:32:07.973 --> 01:32:10.665
NO, LOOK, IT'S FINE.
I MEAN, YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME.
I WAS WITH AUDREY.

1667
01:32:10.700 --> 01:32:12.250
YOU DIDN'T TRUST THAT IT
COULD HAPPEN ON ITS OWN.

1668
01:32:12.285 --> 01:32:14.436
-AM I RIGHT?
-YES. (laughs)

1669
01:32:14.471 --> 01:32:15.603
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

1670
01:32:18.308 --> 01:32:19.499
SO, THEN,
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?

1671
01:32:19.534 --> 01:32:22.068
SINCE OUR FIRST DATE.

1672
01:32:22.103 --> 01:32:23.903
YOUR SPELL WASHED AWAY
IN THE ENCHANTED LAKE.

1673
01:32:23.939 --> 01:32:27.507
SO THEN WHAT?
YOU'VE JUST BEEN...

1674
01:32:27.542 --> 01:32:28.533
FAKING IT SINCE THEN?

1675
01:32:37.835 --> 01:32:39.627
I HAVEN'T BEEN
FAKING ANYTHING.

1676
01:32:42.891 --> 01:32:44.073
-(chuckles)
-(bells tolling)

1677
01:32:44.109 --> 01:32:47.218
(playing fanfare)

1678
01:32:54.027 --> 01:32:55.668
-(fanfare continues on TV)
-(Evil Queen gasps)

1679
01:32:55.703 --> 01:32:58.646
-WELL, IF IT ISN'T--
-MY DAUGHTER.

1680
01:32:58.681 --> 01:33:01.541
-LOOKING LIKE SOME KIND OF...
-Princess!

1681
01:33:01.577 --> 01:33:05.145
<i> Now, let's see </i>
<i> who this beauty is wearing. </i>

1682
01:33:05.180 --> 01:33:08.506
-Evie.
-EVIE! THAT'S MY DAU-EVIE!

1683
01:33:08.542 --> 01:33:12.260
Someone named Evie
designed her gown.

1684
01:33:12.296 --> 01:33:14.479
-THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
-OH, WOW. SHE SEWED A DRESS.

1685
01:33:14.514 --> 01:33:16.006
MEANWHILE,
MY GIRL DUPED A PRINCE,

1686
01:33:16.008 --> 01:33:17.373
AND SHE'S THIS CLOSE
TO GRABBING THE MAGIC WAND.

1687
01:33:17.408 --> 01:33:19.342
BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.
BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.

1688
01:33:19.377 --> 01:33:21.268
IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE!

1689
01:33:21.304 --> 01:33:23.213
IT'S HAPPENING!
I SAY, GIRD YOUR LOINS!

1690
01:33:23.248 --> 01:33:25.531
GIRD YOUR LOINS!

1691
01:33:25.566 --> 01:33:27.676
VILLAINS,
OUR REVENGE BEGINS TODAY.

1692
01:33:27.711 --> 01:33:30.603
(all laughing)

1693
01:33:30.638 --> 01:33:33.139
-(fanfare continues)
-(crowd cheering)

1694
01:33:44.369 --> 01:33:46.544
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY,
I JUST--

1695
01:33:46.580 --> 01:33:49.255
I TOLD BEN THIS
WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

1696
01:33:49.290 --> 01:33:51.182
YOU ALSO TAUGHT ME THAT A KING
HAS TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF.

1697
01:33:51.217 --> 01:33:53.151
-EVEN WHEN IT ISN'T EASY.
-I DID?

1698
01:33:53.186 --> 01:33:57.297
I... HOW VERY WISE OF ME.

1699
01:33:57.332 --> 01:34:01.009
BEN, WE ARE VERY
PROUD OF YOU.

1700
01:34:01.086 --> 01:34:02.794
-YOU KEEP LISTENING
TO YOUR HEART.
-THANKS, MOM.

1701
01:34:05.707 --> 01:34:06.631
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
A FINE KING.

1702
01:34:18.453 --> 01:34:20.603
-WISH ME LUCK.
-(man clears throat)

1703
01:34:29.889 --> 01:34:32.824
(children's choir singing)

1704
01:34:57.133 --> 01:34:59.300
(all murmuring)

1705
01:34:59.335 --> 01:35:02.812
(choir continues singing)

1706
01:35:28.256 --> 01:35:29.881
DON'T BLOW IT, KIDDO.

1707
01:36:20.349 --> 01:36:21.640
DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR

1708
01:36:21.676 --> 01:36:23.610
TO GOVERN
THE PEOPLES OF AURADON

1709
01:36:23.686 --> 01:36:26.813
WITH JUSTICE AND MERCY
AS LONG AS YOU SHALL REIGN?

1710
01:36:28.958 --> 01:36:30.667
OH, GRAB THE THING ALREADY!

1711
01:36:30.702 --> 01:36:32.985
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

1712
01:36:35.206 --> 01:36:38.799
THEN IT IS MY HONOR AND MY JOY

1713
01:36:38.835 --> 01:36:41.077
TO BLESS OUR NEW KING. (gasps)

1714
01:36:41.112 --> 01:36:42.245
(all gasping)

1715
01:36:42.280 --> 01:36:44.539
-YES!
-OH!

1716
01:36:44.574 --> 01:36:46.215
-YES!
-YEAH!

1717
01:36:46.250 --> 01:36:49.235
(crackling, whooshing)

1718
01:36:49.271 --> 01:36:52.272
(thunder crashes)

1719
01:36:52.307 --> 01:36:54.382
-(explosion)
-OH!

1720
01:36:59.697 --> 01:37:02.223
THE BARRIER IS BROKEN!
WE'RE FREE!

1721
01:37:05.345 --> 01:37:09.480
SCEPTER! NOW!

1722
01:37:13.452 --> 01:37:18.281
(cackling)

1723
01:37:18.316 --> 01:37:20.641
(all gasping)

1724
01:37:20.676 --> 01:37:22.669
CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

1725
01:37:22.745 --> 01:37:23.870
IF YOU WON'T MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL,
I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

1726
01:37:23.905 --> 01:37:25.221
(all shouting)

1727
01:37:25.256 --> 01:37:28.090
BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO!

1728
01:37:28.126 --> 01:37:29.876
TAKE COVER!

1729
01:37:29.911 --> 01:37:32.978
(all screaming)

1730
01:37:33.014 --> 01:37:34.814
-CAREFUL, MAL!
-(crackling)

1731
01:37:34.849 --> 01:37:36.648
(all gasp)

1732
01:37:36.684 --> 01:37:38.634
-(Mal panting)
-(shouting)

1733
01:37:42.698 --> 01:37:45.016
-MAL, GIVE ME THE WAND.
-STAND BACK.

1734
01:37:47.378 --> 01:37:49.745
-IT'S OKAY.
-BEN, I SAID STAND BACK!

1735
01:37:49.781 --> 01:37:51.898
-I TOLD YOU SO!
-(screaming)

1736
01:37:54.668 --> 01:37:55.493
-LET'S GO!
-REVENGE TIME.

1737
01:37:55.528 --> 01:37:59.998
-YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?
-WE HAVE NO CHOICE, BEN!

1738
01:38:00.074 --> 01:38:02.641
-OUR PARENTS--
-YOUR PARENTS
MADE THEIR CHOICE.

1739
01:38:02.677 --> 01:38:03.910
NOW YOU MAKE YOURS.

1740
01:38:15.874 --> 01:38:17.731
I THINK I WANT TO BE GOOD.

1741
01:38:17.767 --> 01:38:19.449
-YOU ARE GOOD.
-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

1742
01:38:19.485 --> 01:38:21.744
BECAUSE...

1743
01:38:21.779 --> 01:38:23.012
BECAUSE I'M LISTENING
TO MY HEART.

1744
01:38:29.370 --> 01:38:31.103
I WANT TO LISTEN
TO MY HEART, TOO.

1745
01:38:35.977 --> 01:38:38.569
AND MY HEART IS TELLING ME
THAT WE ARE NOT OUR PARENTS.

1746
01:38:40.882 --> 01:38:44.075
I MEAN, STEALING THINGS
DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY.

1747
01:38:44.110 --> 01:38:47.845
TOURNEY AND VICTORY PIZZA
WITH THE TEAM MAKES YOU HAPPY.

1748
01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:49.047
Boy: YEAH!

1749
01:38:49.082 --> 01:38:53.718
AND YOU,
SCRATCHING DUDE'S BELLY
MAKES YOU HAPPY.

1750
01:38:53.753 --> 01:38:54.919
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
(laughs)

1751
01:38:56.931 --> 01:38:59.381
AND EVIE...

1752
01:38:59.416 --> 01:39:01.751
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY DUMB
TO GET A GUY.

1753
01:39:01.786 --> 01:39:04.862
-YOU ARE SO SMART.
-(both laugh)

1754
01:39:04.897 --> 01:39:08.265
(sighs) AND I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH EVIL.

1755
01:39:08.301 --> 01:39:11.152
IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

1756
01:39:11.187 --> 01:39:12.645
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

1757
01:39:15.767 --> 01:39:16.983
AND BE WITH BEN.

1758
01:39:19.938 --> 01:39:23.030
BECAUSE BEN
MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

1759
01:39:27.720 --> 01:39:29.996
US BEING FRIENDS
MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

1760
01:39:32.216 --> 01:39:33.708
NOT DESTROYING THINGS.

1761
01:39:37.630 --> 01:39:39.213
I CHOOSE GOOD, YOU GUYS.

1762
01:39:47.198 --> 01:39:48.889
-I CHOOSE GOOD, TOO.
-(Mal chuckles)

1763
01:39:52.695 --> 01:39:55.021
-I CHOOSE GOOD.
-(Mal laughs)

1764
01:39:56.690 --> 01:39:59.909
SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR,

1765
01:39:59.911 --> 01:40:02.344
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED
ABOUT HOW REALLY MAD

1766
01:40:02.379 --> 01:40:04.938
-OUR PARENTS WILL BE?
-(Mal laughs)

1767
01:40:04.974 --> 01:40:06.983
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA
BE REALLY, REALLY MAD.

1768
01:40:07.018 --> 01:40:08.200
YOUR PARENTS
CAN'T REACH YOU HERE.

1769
01:40:12.098 --> 01:40:15.099
OKAY, THEN. GOOD.

1770
01:40:15.134 --> 01:40:17.952
(Mal laughs)

1771
01:40:17.987 --> 01:40:19.712
COME ON.

1772
01:40:23.976 --> 01:40:28.445
(applause, cheering)

1773
01:40:28.481 --> 01:40:30.823
-(explosion)
-(all gasping, screaming)

1774
01:40:30.858 --> 01:40:33.851
(rumbling)

1775
01:40:41.360 --> 01:40:43.944
-I'M BACK!
-Mal: IT CAN'T BE.

1776
01:40:45.481 --> 01:40:47.640
GO AWAY, MOTHER.

1777
01:40:47.675 --> 01:40:50.902
(chuckles) SHE'S FUNNY.
(snorts) OH!

1778
01:40:50.937 --> 01:40:55.139
I'M SO-YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
HERE.

1779
01:40:55.174 --> 01:40:56.657
WAND ME. CHOP CHOP.

1780
01:40:56.692 --> 01:40:59.443
-NO!
-(gasping)

1781
01:40:59.478 --> 01:41:01.653
-BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI--
-BOO.

1782
01:41:01.689 --> 01:41:03.422
(whooshing sound)

1783
01:41:09.547 --> 01:41:13.190
PSYCH.
(laughs, snorts)

1784
01:41:13.226 --> 01:41:16.952
OOH. (laughs)

1785
01:41:16.988 --> 01:41:20.589
OOH, IN ANOTHER TIME,
IN ANOTHER TIME.

1786
01:41:20.624 --> 01:41:24.335
♪ Evil like me,
don't you wanna be mean... ♪

1787
01:41:24.370 --> 01:41:25.878
OW! (laughs)

1788
01:41:25.913 --> 01:41:27.872
OH. OH, NO.

1789
01:41:27.907 --> 01:41:32.009
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUCK
THEIR NOSE HAIRS.

1790
01:41:32.044 --> 01:41:34.611
WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?

1791
01:41:34.646 --> 01:41:37.122
I KNOW.

1792
01:41:37.157 --> 01:41:39.400
WHY DON'T WE START
BY GETTING RID OF THIS?

1793
01:41:39.435 --> 01:41:41.035
-(Mal gasps)
-(clinking)

1794
01:41:41.070 --> 01:41:43.479
-PERFECT FIT!
-(gasps)

1795
01:41:43.515 --> 01:41:46.015
(chuckles) OH, EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

1796
01:41:46.050 --> 01:41:46.924
THE HORNS, THE HORNS!

1797
01:41:48.503 --> 01:41:50.594
(chuckles) AW...

1798
01:41:50.630 --> 01:41:52.054
FALLING IN LOVE IS WEAK...

1799
01:41:54.091 --> 01:41:56.234
AND RIDICULOUS.

1800
01:41:56.269 --> 01:41:59.061
-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!

1801
01:42:01.507 --> 01:42:06.160
MOM, HAVE YOU EVER ONCE
ASKED ME WHAT I WANT?

1802
01:42:06.195 --> 01:42:08.712
-I'M NOT YOU!
-OH, OBVIOUSLY.

1803
01:42:08.748 --> 01:42:10.790
I'VE HAD YEARS AND YEARS
AND YEARS AND...

1804
01:42:10.867 --> 01:42:13.075
YEARS OF PRACTICE BEING EVIL.
YOU'LL GET THERE.

1805
01:42:13.110 --> 01:42:14.118
NO, I WILL NOT.

1806
01:42:15.855 --> 01:42:17.989
AND I REALLY WISH THAT YOU

1807
01:42:18.024 --> 01:42:19.331
HAD NEVER GOTTEN
THERE YOURSELF.

1808
01:42:21.836 --> 01:42:26.354
LOVE IS NOT WEAK
OR RIDICULOUS.

1809
01:42:26.390 --> 01:42:28.808
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING.

1810
01:42:28.843 --> 01:42:31.227
I KNOW ONE THING,
YOUNG LADY.

1811
01:42:31.262 --> 01:42:33.095
YOU HAVE NO ROOM FOR LOVE
IN YOUR LIFE!

1812
01:42:35.499 --> 01:42:37.183
AND NOW I COMMAND,
WAND TO MY HAND!

1813
01:42:40.646 --> 01:42:44.190
(gasps) HA! IT WORKED!

1814
01:42:44.225 --> 01:42:47.584
I HARDLY THINK SO.
FRANKLY, THIS IS TEDIOUS
AND VERY IMMATURE.

1815
01:42:47.620 --> 01:42:49.661
GIVE ME THE WAND.
GIVE ME THE WAND!

1816
01:42:49.697 --> 01:42:52.272
HOLD ON, MAL.
MAYBE GOOD REALLY IS
MORE POWERFUL THAN EVIL.

1817
01:42:52.308 --> 01:42:55.318
(laughs) OH, PLEASE!
YOU'RE KILLING ME. ARF!

1818
01:42:55.353 --> 01:42:59.505
-(dog barking)
-OH! OH, THE BREATH!

1819
01:42:59.540 --> 01:43:04.367
-THE BREATH! GET OFF ME!
-(Jay grunts)

1820
01:43:04.403 --> 01:43:07.713
-(whooshing sound)
-GASTON SHOULD BE JEALOUS.

1821
01:43:09.442 --> 01:43:12.793
(cackles) ENOUGH!

1822
01:43:12.828 --> 01:43:17.181
YOU ALL WILL REGRET THIS!

1823
01:43:19.201 --> 01:43:22.269
-(roaring)
-(Mal gasping)

1824
01:43:29.111 --> 01:43:30.878
Carlos: COME ON.
RUN, JAY, RUN!

1825
01:43:30.913 --> 01:43:33.489
(roaring)

1826
01:43:37.970 --> 01:43:39.828
Mal: HURRY, JAY.
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

1827
01:43:39.864 --> 01:43:41.888
-JAY!
-WATCH IT, JAY!

1828
01:43:41.924 --> 01:43:44.941
Mal: JAY, COME ON!
PLEASE, JAY! JAY!

1829
01:43:44.977 --> 01:43:47.403
-AAH!
-(roaring)

1830
01:43:47.438 --> 01:43:49.171
MAGIC MIRROR,
SHOW YOUR BRIGHT LIGHT!

1831
01:43:53.694 --> 01:43:55.819
BEHIND ME, E!
LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

1832
01:43:55.854 --> 01:43:59.072
(roaring)

1833
01:43:59.108 --> 01:44:00.916
THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND ME, MOTHER.

1834
01:44:00.952 --> 01:44:04.670
(growling, roars)

1835
01:44:04.705 --> 01:44:07.865
THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1836
01:44:07.900 --> 01:44:09.400
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

1837
01:44:09.435 --> 01:44:13.871
-(growling)
-THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1838
01:44:13.906 --> 01:44:16.432
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

1839
01:44:16.467 --> 01:44:19.210
THE STRENGTH OF EVIL
IS GOOD AS NONE,

1840
01:44:19.245 --> 01:44:21.745
WHEN STANDS BEFORE
FOUR HEARTS AS ONE!

1841
01:44:34.368 --> 01:44:39.004
-(screeching)
-(gasps)

1842
01:44:39.039 --> 01:44:40.347
-(whooshing sound)
-OH!

1843
01:44:44.036 --> 01:44:45.535
-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-I HAVE NO IDEA.

1844
01:44:45.571 --> 01:44:46.937
-DID YOU DO IT?
-I DON'T KNOW.

1845
01:44:46.973 --> 01:44:49.865
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOUR MOTHER DID.

1846
01:44:49.867 --> 01:44:53.043
SHE SHRANK TO THE SIZE
OF THE LOVE IN HER HEART.

1847
01:44:53.079 --> 01:44:55.604
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO ITTY-BITTY.

1848
01:44:55.639 --> 01:44:58.089
IS SHE GONNA
BE LIKE THAT FOREVER?

1849
01:44:58.125 --> 01:45:00.634
WELL, FOREVER IS A LONG TIME.

1850
01:45:00.669 --> 01:45:02.803
YOU LEARNED TO LOVE.

1851
01:45:02.838 --> 01:45:04.079
SO CAN SHE.

1852
01:45:06.892 --> 01:45:08.417
I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

1853
01:45:10.420 --> 01:45:13.580
AND I BELIEVE THIS...

1854
01:45:13.615 --> 01:45:14.757
BELONGS TO YOU.

1855
01:45:18.645 --> 01:45:20.854
YOU ALL HAVE EARNED YOURSELVES
AN "A" IN GOODNESS CLASS.

1856
01:45:20.890 --> 01:45:23.132
(all laugh)

1857
01:45:23.167 --> 01:45:26.610
-BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO!
-(roaring)

1858
01:45:26.645 --> 01:45:29.496
-(Ben roaring)
-OKAY, OKAY! OH!

1859
01:45:29.532 --> 01:45:30.856
WE KINDA GOT THIS
ALL WRAPPED UP HERE.

1860
01:45:30.892 --> 01:45:33.484
-OH...
-YEAH, LET'S GO.

1861
01:45:37.422 --> 01:45:41.274
-Mal: OH!
-(Ben laughs)

1862
01:45:41.310 --> 01:45:44.587
-NEXT TIME,
I RESCUE YOU, OKAY?
-(laughs) YEAH.

1863
01:45:44.622 --> 01:45:45.371
LET'S NOT LET THERE
BE A NEXT TIME, OKAY?

1864
01:45:50.019 --> 01:45:52.812
(laughs)

1865
01:45:52.847 --> 01:45:54.213
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

1866
01:45:57.434 --> 01:45:59.226
I LOVE YOU.

1867
01:45:59.261 --> 01:46:01.803
BUT YOU ARE ON
A MAJOR TIME-OUT.

1868
01:46:01.839 --> 01:46:05.298
DON'T BE TOO HARD ON JANE.

1869
01:46:05.334 --> 01:46:08.227
I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT
ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF
IN HER HEAD.

1870
01:46:10.957 --> 01:46:13.357
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...

1871
01:46:15.210 --> 01:46:18.579
INSIDE AND OUT.
(chuckles)

1872
01:46:18.614 --> 01:46:20.197
YOUR MOM GOT THAT RIGHT.

1873
01:46:20.233 --> 01:46:22.516
I GUESS
I DID GET PRETTY LUCKY

1874
01:46:22.551 --> 01:46:25.661
-IN THE MOTHER DEPARTMENT.
-YEAH, I GUESS SO.

1875
01:46:37.175 --> 01:46:39.975
(both laugh)

1876
01:46:40.010 --> 01:46:41.502
-Mal: HEY!
-Maleficent: HELP!

1877
01:46:41.537 --> 01:46:44.320
(pants) CAREFUL!

1878
01:46:44.356 --> 01:46:48.183
-THAT'S MY MOM!
-(laughter)

1879
01:46:50.696 --> 01:46:53.013
WELL, LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!

1880
01:46:53.048 --> 01:46:55.816
-(all laugh)
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1881
01:46:55.852 --> 01:46:58.444
(upbeat electronic
music plays)

1882
01:47:05.277 --> 01:47:08.428
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1883
01:47:08.464 --> 01:47:11.540
-♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1884
01:47:11.575 --> 01:47:13.750
<i> -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Set it off ♪ </i>

1885
01:47:13.785 --> 01:47:18.371
-♪ You can make it happen ♪
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1886
01:47:18.407 --> 01:47:20.757
♪ Kings and queens,
it's our time to rise ♪

1887
01:47:20.792 --> 01:47:22.292
♪ Write the book,
the story of our lives ♪

1888
01:47:22.328 --> 01:47:26.722
-♪ This is us
taking back the night ♪
-♪ Ohayohay ♪

1889
01:47:26.757 --> 01:47:29.300
♪ Break the spell,
we were born this way ♪

1890
01:47:29.335 --> 01:47:31.110
♪ Be yourself,
forget the DNA ♪

1891
01:47:31.145 --> 01:47:32.344
♪ Everybody raise
your hands and say ♪

1892
01:47:32.379 --> 01:47:34.813
All: ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1893
01:47:34.848 --> 01:47:36.723
♪ Sound the alarm,
get on your feet ♪

1894
01:47:36.759 --> 01:47:38.808
♪ Let's set it off
and rock this beat ♪

1895
01:47:38.844 --> 01:47:40.819
♪ Dance till your heart
is wild and free ♪

1896
01:47:40.855 --> 01:47:42.871
All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪

1897
01:47:42.906 --> 01:47:44.807
♪ Feelin' the power,
let it all out ♪

1898
01:47:44.842 --> 01:47:46.441
♪ Like what you see
in the mirror, shout ♪

1899
01:47:46.477 --> 01:47:48.885
♪ We got the keys,
the kingdom's ours ♪

1900
01:47:48.921 --> 01:47:51.880
All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh,
ohayohay, hey ♪

1901
01:47:51.915 --> 01:47:53.874
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1902
01:47:53.909 --> 01:47:56.568
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1903
01:47:56.603 --> 01:47:59.680
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1904
01:47:59.715 --> 01:48:01.924
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1905
01:48:01.959 --> 01:48:04.543
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1906
01:48:04.579 --> 01:48:08.129
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1907
01:48:08.165 --> 01:48:10.423
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Set it off ♪

1908
01:48:10.459 --> 01:48:12.526
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1909
01:48:12.603 --> 01:48:14.511
-♪ On the right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1910
01:48:14.547 --> 01:48:16.746
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

1911
01:48:16.782 --> 01:48:18.965
♪ Yo, it's time
to set this thing off ♪

1912
01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:21.360
♪ Let's make it happen now ♪

1913
01:48:21.395 --> 01:48:23.044
♪ I'ma make my own future,
ignore all the rumors ♪

1914
01:48:23.080 --> 01:48:25.113
♪ Show 'em how passion sound ♪

1915
01:48:25.148 --> 01:48:26.999
♪ They all told me
I should back down ♪

1916
01:48:27.034 --> 01:48:29.067
♪ Judgin' me
'cause of my background ♪

1917
01:48:29.103 --> 01:48:30.878
♪ Thinkin' 'bout
changin' my path now ♪

1918
01:48:30.913 --> 01:48:33.047
♪ Nah, I ain't goin' out
like that now ♪

1919
01:48:33.082 --> 01:48:34.748
♪ Feelin' the power,
let it all out ♪

1920
01:48:34.783 --> 01:48:36.925
♪ Like what you see
in the mirror, shout ♪

1921
01:48:36.960 --> 01:48:39.236
♪ We got the keys,
the kingdom's ours ♪

1922
01:48:39.271 --> 01:48:41.972
-♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1923
01:48:42.007 --> 01:48:44.141
♪ Let's set it off ♪

1924
01:48:44.176 --> 01:48:46.535
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1925
01:48:46.570 --> 01:48:50.189
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1926
01:48:50.266 --> 01:48:52.483
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1927
01:48:52.518 --> 01:48:55.010
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1928
01:48:55.046 --> 01:48:58.079
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1929
01:48:58.115 --> 01:49:00.557
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1930
01:49:00.593 --> 01:49:02.743
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1931
01:49:02.820 --> 01:49:04.544
-♪ That's right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1932
01:49:04.580 --> 01:49:06.555
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1933
01:49:06.590 --> 01:49:08.698
♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1934
01:49:08.734 --> 01:49:10.926
♪ We got to set it off ♪

1935
01:49:10.962 --> 01:49:13.103
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪
-♪ Come on ♪

1936
01:49:13.138 --> 01:49:14.730
<i> ♪ Three, two, one, uh ♪ </i>

1937
01:49:14.765 --> 01:49:18.667
-(all shouting)
-(drumbeat plays)

1938
01:49:28.537 --> 01:49:32.523
-♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set it off ♪

1939
01:49:32.558 --> 01:49:34.875
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1940
01:49:34.910 --> 01:49:38.362
♪ Start a chain reaction,
never let it stop ♪

1941
01:49:38.439 --> 01:49:40.489
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1942
01:49:40.524 --> 01:49:43.183
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
-♪ Let's set this off ♪

1943
01:49:43.219 --> 01:49:46.478
♪ You can make it happen
with everything you got ♪

1944
01:49:46.514 --> 01:49:48.855
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1945
01:49:48.891 --> 01:49:50.749
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1946
01:49:50.826 --> 01:49:52.634
-♪ To the left ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1947
01:49:52.670 --> 01:49:54.644
-♪ To the right ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1948
01:49:54.679 --> 01:49:58.082
-♪ What? ♪
-(fireworks popping)

1949
01:49:58.117 --> 01:50:00.709
(all cheering)

1950
01:50:04.165 --> 01:50:06.040
<i> ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪ </i>

1951
01:50:06.075 --> 01:50:10.518
♪ Let's set it off,
oh, yeah ♪

1952
01:50:10.554 --> 01:50:12.479
-♪ Start a chain reaction... ♪
-Mal: <i> OH! (laughs) </i>

1953
01:50:12.556 --> 01:50:16.183
<i> I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN, </i>
<i> I ALMOST FORGOT. </i>

1954
01:50:16.218 --> 01:50:18.402
<i> YOU DIDN'T THINK </i>
<i> THIS WAS THE END </i>
<i> OF THE STORY, DID YOU? </i>

1955
01:50:18.437 --> 01:50:20.495
<i> ♪ You can make it happen ♪ </i>

1956
01:50:20.531 --> 01:50:21.438
-Both: Whoo!
<i> -♪ With everything you got ♪ </i>

1957
01:50:21.473 --> 01:50:24.182
-♪ Let's set it off ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1958
01:50:24.218 --> 01:50:26.327
-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ We got to set it off ♪

1959
01:50:26.403 --> 01:50:28.320
-♪ On the right ♪
-♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

1960
01:50:28.355 --> 01:50:29.137
<i> -♪ To the left ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪ </i>

1961
01:50:29.173 --> 01:50:31.005
<i> ♪ Set it off ♪ </i>

1962
01:50:31.041 --> 01:50:33.083
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe ♪ </i>

1963
01:50:33.160 --> 01:50:35.343
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, hey ♪ </i>

1964
01:50:35.379 --> 01:50:36.754
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, oh ♪ </i>

1965
01:50:36.789 --> 01:50:39.539
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, what? ♪ </i>

1966
01:50:39.574 --> 01:50:41.817
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, what? ♪ </i>

1967
01:50:41.852 --> 01:50:42.726
<i> ♪ Don't be afraid </i>
<i> to be who you are ♪ </i>

1968
01:50:42.761 --> 01:50:45.478
<i> ♪ Just scream out and shout </i>
<i> and follow the stars ♪ </i>

1969
01:50:45.514 --> 01:50:47.339
<i> ♪ Forget about the past ♪ </i>

1970
01:50:47.374 --> 01:50:48.415
<i> ♪ It's over, </i>
<i> we are the young ones ♪ </i>

1971
01:50:48.450 --> 01:50:49.591
<i> ♪ Our way is forward ♪ </i>

1972
01:50:51.637 --> 01:50:53.720
<i> ♪ We learn how </i>
<i> to get back up ♪ </i>

1973
01:50:53.755 --> 01:50:56.639
<i> ♪ We learn how </i>
<i> to turn the page ♪ </i>

1974
01:50:56.675 --> 01:51:00.661
<i> ♪ So we will let our dreams ♪ </i>

1975
01:51:00.696 --> 01:51:02.821
<i> ♪ Take flight ♪ </i>

1976
01:51:02.856 --> 01:51:06.650
<i> ♪ And our hearts ignite ♪ </i>

1977
01:51:06.685 --> 01:51:09.077
<i> ♪ Did you know </i>
<i> that it's true? ♪ </i>

1978
01:51:09.112 --> 01:51:13.624
<i> ♪ Everything is possible ♪ </i>

1979
01:51:13.659 --> 01:51:17.477
<i> ♪ There's nothing </i>
<i> we can't do ♪ </i>

1980
01:51:17.512 --> 01:51:22.449
<i> ♪ It's a wild </i>
<i> and beautiful fire ♪ </i>

1981
01:51:22.484 --> 01:51:26.845
<i> -♪ And I believe in you ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1982
01:51:26.922 --> 01:51:28.955
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, hey ♪ </i>

1983
01:51:28.991 --> 01:51:30.374
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1984
01:51:30.409 --> 01:51:33.460
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>

1985
01:51:33.495 --> 01:51:34.961
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>

1986
01:51:34.997 --> 01:51:37.130
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1987
01:51:37.166 --> 01:51:38.382
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1988
01:51:38.417 --> 01:51:41.259
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>

1989
01:51:41.295 --> 01:51:43.103
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1990
01:51:43.138 --> 01:51:44.604
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1991
01:51:44.640 --> 01:51:47.766
<i> ♪ 'Cause I believe in you ♪ </i>

1992
01:51:47.801 --> 01:51:49.475
<i> -♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>
<i> -♪ Oh ♪ </i>

1993
01:51:49.511 --> 01:51:51.611
<i> ♪ I believe, I believe, </i>
<i> I believe ♪ </i>

1994
01:51:51.646 --> 01:51:53.063
<i> ♪ I believe, </i>
<i> I believe, I believe ♪ </i>

1995
01:51:53.098 --> 01:52:00.503
<i> ♪ I believe in you ♪ </i>