WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:04.464 --> 00:00:07.801 Today marks three months since Batman's defeat of the Mutant leader... 2 00:00:07.967 --> 00:00:09.678 ... at the West River drainage site. 3 00:00:09.844 --> 00:00:12.639 The Mutants have adopted Batman's methods as their own... 4 00:00:12.806 --> 00:00:15.266 ... leading to a series of brutal attacks on criminals. 5 00:00:15.433 --> 00:00:17.394 So psychopaths go after bad guys? 6 00:00:17.560 --> 00:00:19.854 Who cares? Why blame Batman, for chrissakes? 7 00:00:20.021 --> 00:00:22.482 And in these strange times, people ask: 8 00:00:22.649 --> 00:00:25.276 "Has Gotham traded one evil for another?" 9 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:31.616 This is the face of the future. Let Gotham's criminals beware. 10 00:00:31.783 --> 00:00:34.411 Gotham City belongs to the Batman. 11 00:00:34.577 --> 00:00:37.789 That statement came from the self-named Sons of Batman... 12 00:00:37.956 --> 00:00:41.251 ... shortly after the body of a known drug dealer was found murdered... 13 00:00:41.418 --> 00:00:44.838 ... in an East Side tenement. One of several splinter groups that formed... 14 00:00:45.004 --> 00:00:48.258 ... from the Mutant gang after their leader was defeated by the Batman. 15 00:00:48.425 --> 00:00:49.467 They're using his name. 16 00:00:49.634 --> 00:00:52.929 He could at least release a clear statement against what they're doing. 17 00:00:53.096 --> 00:00:56.558 The Batman doesn't exactly come out with statements to the press. 18 00:00:56.725 --> 00:00:59.310 No, he can't, because he's an outlaw. 19 00:00:59.477 --> 00:01:01.730 How are the Sons of Batman his responsibility? 20 00:01:01.896 --> 00:01:04.649 - He didn't create them. - He absolutely did. 21 00:01:04.816 --> 00:01:07.736 They exist because Batman broke up the larger gang. 22 00:01:07.902 --> 00:01:09.237 And we're better off for it. 23 00:01:09.404 --> 00:01:12.115 Would you prefer the Mutant leader still be running things? 24 00:01:12.282 --> 00:01:14.159 This Sons of Batman thing is exactly... 25 00:01:14.325 --> 00:01:17.537 ... why we didn't want these costumed heroes around 10 years ago... 26 00:01:17.704 --> 00:01:19.664 ... and why Batman shouldn't have come back. 27 00:01:19.831 --> 00:01:21.791 Because of their effect on our youth... 28 00:01:21.958 --> 00:01:25.503 ... on the public, on the media, you get copycats. 29 00:01:25.670 --> 00:01:30.008 I see my favorite patient is up and about. Just super to see how well you're doing. 30 00:01:30.175 --> 00:01:34.179 - For years it seemed like you didn't have... - A reason to go on. 31 00:01:34.429 --> 00:01:35.680 Exactly. 32 00:01:35.847 --> 00:01:39.100 - I saw you on the TV last night. - Oh, that. 33 00:01:39.267 --> 00:01:41.728 I get invited on the talk-show circuit now and then. 34 00:01:41.895 --> 00:01:45.523 Must be wonderful to get to tell your side of things. 35 00:01:45.690 --> 00:01:49.360 I know the world has every reason to hate me. 36 00:01:49.527 --> 00:01:53.531 Don't say that. I always say, "Hate never heals." 37 00:01:53.698 --> 00:01:57.243 But it's so disheartening. 38 00:02:03.833 --> 00:02:06.336 I wish Batman could go public, but the police... 39 00:02:06.503 --> 00:02:09.881 I bet I could arrange an appearance for you on one of the shows. 40 00:02:10.048 --> 00:02:11.966 The home would have to approve a day pass. 41 00:02:12.133 --> 00:02:15.553 They'll insist I be right beside you at all times, even on-stage. 42 00:02:15.720 --> 00:02:19.557 Oh, please. No one wants to hear from me. 43 00:02:19.724 --> 00:02:22.060 I think they'll fight for the chance to book you. 44 00:02:22.227 --> 00:02:24.521 I'll make some calls right now. 45 00:02:25.230 --> 00:02:28.149 What I think we should do is trust Batman... 46 00:02:28.316 --> 00:02:31.903 ... at least for the time being. He's saved us before. 47 00:02:32.070 --> 00:02:35.323 Public uproar over The Dave Endochrine Show's announcement... 48 00:02:35.490 --> 00:02:38.243 ... that Joker will be appearing as a guest this week... 49 00:02:38.409 --> 00:02:40.036 ... while media analysts predict... 50 00:02:40.203 --> 00:02:43.206 ... it'll be Endochrine's highest-rated episode in years. 51 00:02:43.373 --> 00:02:46.668 Meanwhile, the White House continues to decline comment on... 52 00:02:46.835 --> 00:02:48.586 ... the Batman's renewed activities... 53 00:02:48.753 --> 00:02:51.714 ... and the suggestion that his defiance is an embarrassment... 54 00:02:51.881 --> 00:02:53.591 ... to the current administration. 55 00:02:53.758 --> 00:02:55.844 A White House spokesman only volunteered... 56 00:02:56.010 --> 00:02:58.513 ... that the president would deal with the situation... 57 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:01.766 ... if and when appropriate and in his own way. 58 00:03:01.933 --> 00:03:06.229 Son, you know I like to keep you out of domestic affairs... 59 00:03:06.396 --> 00:03:09.274 - ... what with all the ruckus you stir up. - Yes, sir. 60 00:03:09.440 --> 00:03:11.776 But, well, it's a ruckus... 61 00:03:11.943 --> 00:03:13.611 ... I'd like you to straighten out. 62 00:03:13.778 --> 00:03:16.281 Involving a friend of yours in Gotham City. 63 00:03:16.447 --> 00:03:20.702 It's all well and good to have a wild bronco on the ranch now and then. 64 00:03:20.869 --> 00:03:23.121 Does the hands good to break him in. 65 00:03:23.288 --> 00:03:26.249 But if the bronco up and kicks over the fence... 66 00:03:26.416 --> 00:03:28.793 ... and gets all the other horses crazy... 67 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:32.380 - ... well, that's bad for business. - I understand, sir. 68 00:03:32.547 --> 00:03:37.385 Now, I'm not asking you to put him down. Not yet, anyway. But settle him. 69 00:03:37.552 --> 00:03:40.638 Ride him around the yard a few times if you have to. 70 00:03:40.805 --> 00:03:44.309 - You know what I'm asking. - Sir, I can talk to him but... 71 00:03:44.475 --> 00:03:47.520 I'd just hate for things to get out of hand. 72 00:03:47.687 --> 00:03:50.231 You know, how to get in touch with him, don't you, son? 73 00:03:50.398 --> 00:03:54.319 - He's not hard to find, sir. - Good boy. 74 00:04:04.495 --> 00:04:06.331 - What are you? - We Bruno's. 75 00:04:06.497 --> 00:04:07.832 We nasty. 76 00:04:07.999 --> 00:04:09.834 Bruno? Who's he? 77 00:04:12.003 --> 00:04:16.049 - Bruno is a she. - Ha. Big she. 78 00:04:16.215 --> 00:04:17.675 Kind of my nasty. 79 00:04:17.842 --> 00:04:19.093 Aces, Don. 80 00:04:19.260 --> 00:04:22.388 Bruno Joker's squeeze. He billy berserkest ever. 81 00:04:22.555 --> 00:04:25.516 Yeah. Joker king of the billy. 82 00:04:25.767 --> 00:04:28.436 Eh. Maybe he make us Jokers. 83 00:04:28.603 --> 00:04:31.356 You Mutant kids go from one boss to the next. 84 00:04:31.522 --> 00:04:35.652 - Too young to make your own decisions? - We not kids. We make decisions. 85 00:04:35.818 --> 00:04:38.738 - You even old enough to drink? - Course we drink. 86 00:04:38.905 --> 00:04:42.367 We slicer-dicers. We prove it. 87 00:04:56.506 --> 00:04:58.049 Guess you're Bruno. 88 00:04:58.216 --> 00:05:01.010 Those two morons don't have a brain between them. 89 00:05:01.177 --> 00:05:03.221 So I'm gonna give them yours. 90 00:05:03.388 --> 00:05:05.223 All over their suits. 91 00:05:05.390 --> 00:05:07.433 Thief! You're a thief! 92 00:05:07.600 --> 00:05:10.853 Store on Seventh Street sells this for 2.50. 93 00:05:14.482 --> 00:05:15.984 Lady spud mine, Rob. 94 00:05:18.403 --> 00:05:19.862 I need the points. 95 00:06:06.034 --> 00:06:08.202 Hey, Bats! Bruno's taking off. 96 00:06:12.790 --> 00:06:17.295 Pull that trigger and I'll be back for you. 97 00:06:20.465 --> 00:06:23.426 Pull that trigger and I'll be back for you. 98 00:06:29.223 --> 00:06:30.391 Bruno's heading your way. 99 00:06:30.558 --> 00:06:32.643 Lead her into the alley. Don't let her see you. 100 00:06:32.810 --> 00:06:35.688 Violate that order and you're fired. 101 00:06:39.525 --> 00:06:40.902 Oh, yes. 102 00:07:21.067 --> 00:07:23.528 If you're lucky, Bruno, you'll end up in jail tonight. 103 00:07:35.164 --> 00:07:38.876 But first you're gonna tell me what Joker has planned for his TV appearance. 104 00:08:11.784 --> 00:08:12.910 Somebody do something. 105 00:08:14.245 --> 00:08:16.747 - There's a train coming! - Do something! 106 00:08:18.749 --> 00:08:21.377 There's one more. It's coming! 107 00:08:41.731 --> 00:08:43.608 Tell me what Joker's planning. 108 00:08:45.693 --> 00:08:49.113 No. Not him. Not now. 109 00:09:14.680 --> 00:09:16.307 What is this? Unh. 110 00:09:24.273 --> 00:09:27.485 - We have to talk. - I'm busy. 111 00:09:27.652 --> 00:09:31.822 My place, in the morning. Until then, stay out of my way. 112 00:09:38.454 --> 00:09:40.665 Was that him? 113 00:09:48.464 --> 00:09:52.468 Soviet representatives stormed out of talks over the conflict in Corto Maltese today... 114 00:09:52.677 --> 00:09:56.681 ... calling American military presence in the region pure fascist aggression... 115 00:09:56.847 --> 00:09:59.725 ... and pledging total military commitment to ousting the U. S... 116 00:09:59.892 --> 00:10:01.811 ... from the Latin American island nation. 117 00:10:01.978 --> 00:10:05.690 Well, all that sounds like to me is the bluster of bullies. 118 00:10:05.856 --> 00:10:08.985 And we don't back down from bullies. No, sir, we don't. 119 00:10:09.151 --> 00:10:11.112 Mr. President! 120 00:10:12.989 --> 00:10:15.658 How about that smartly dressed youngster in the front row? 121 00:10:15.825 --> 00:10:18.869 Mr. President, what's your position on the Batman controversy? 122 00:10:19.036 --> 00:10:22.456 It was our understanding the government reached an arrangement with him... 123 00:10:22.623 --> 00:10:25.293 ... and his colleagues years ago to cease their activities. 124 00:10:25.459 --> 00:10:27.670 Doesn't his return defy that arrangement? 125 00:10:28.170 --> 00:10:32.049 Well, can't say I know what arrangement you're talking about. 126 00:10:32.216 --> 00:10:36.137 But as for what's going on in Gotham, it's not my row to hoe, now is it? 127 00:10:36.304 --> 00:10:39.181 That's a matter for the state level, and they've got a solid... 128 00:10:39.348 --> 00:10:41.392 ... clearheaded governor there, yes, they do. 129 00:10:42.059 --> 00:10:44.312 Sorry, guys, I've got a whole state to run... 130 00:10:44.478 --> 00:10:47.189 ... and I trust the judgment of Mayor Stevenson on that. 131 00:10:47.565 --> 00:10:51.235 My job is to administrate, not render moral judgments. 132 00:10:51.402 --> 00:10:53.696 We've just appointed a new police commissioner... 133 00:10:53.863 --> 00:10:55.489 ... and I'm not about to interfere. 134 00:10:55.948 --> 00:10:59.910 The job will officially change hands from outgoing Commissioner James Gordon... 135 00:11:00.077 --> 00:11:03.414 ... to incoming Ellen Yindel at a formal dinner this evening. 136 00:11:03.581 --> 00:11:06.500 Neither has commented yet on Ms. Yindel's plans. 137 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:24.393 To try to quote Ellen Yindel's outstanding record in the time I have... 138 00:11:24.560 --> 00:11:26.103 ... would do her a disservice. 139 00:11:26.270 --> 00:11:29.190 Instead I offer the new commissioner my sympathy... 140 00:11:29.357 --> 00:11:32.526 ... knowing the impossible job she is about to face. 141 00:11:32.693 --> 00:11:36.864 The life-and-death decisions. The city of thieves and murderers... 142 00:11:37.031 --> 00:11:40.785 ... and honest people too afraid to hope. 143 00:11:40.951 --> 00:11:44.413 Recently, a man returned to the public eye... 144 00:11:44.580 --> 00:11:48.417 ... who refuses to do nothing while chaos runs rampant. 145 00:11:48.584 --> 00:11:53.464 A man who shows us we can seize our city back from fear. 146 00:11:53.631 --> 00:11:56.801 Many have asked how I can condone this man. 147 00:11:56.967 --> 00:12:01.889 My answer is that we all have something, or someone, worth fighting for. 148 00:12:02.056 --> 00:12:03.808 I have my wife, Sarah. 149 00:12:03.974 --> 00:12:06.644 Any time I wonder if I'm doing the right thing... 150 00:12:06.811 --> 00:12:09.480 ... I think of Sarah, and the rest is easy. 151 00:12:10.022 --> 00:12:13.317 Now it's Commissioner Yindel's turn to face this man. 152 00:12:13.484 --> 00:12:17.530 She may make him her enemy, or maybe she'll learn from him. 153 00:12:17.696 --> 00:12:20.866 Either way, I wish her well. 154 00:12:26.997 --> 00:12:27.998 Thank you. 155 00:12:28.165 --> 00:12:31.585 James Gordon dedicated his life to keeping this city safe... 156 00:12:31.752 --> 00:12:34.422 ... and I'm honored to share a stage with him. 157 00:12:34.588 --> 00:12:39.510 But this office will no longer tolerate the actions of a criminal. 158 00:12:39.677 --> 00:12:44.849 As my first official act as commissioner, on the charges of breaking and entering... 159 00:12:45.015 --> 00:12:48.102 ... assault and battery, and creating a public menace... 160 00:12:48.269 --> 00:12:51.814 ... I hereby issue a warrant for the Batman's arrest. 161 00:13:04.702 --> 00:13:07.204 You cost me hours of work last night. 162 00:13:07.371 --> 00:13:10.541 Then I'll get right to it. You have to go back into retirement. 163 00:13:10.708 --> 00:13:12.293 You're upsetting too many people. 164 00:13:12.460 --> 00:13:13.961 Mm-hm. 165 00:13:14.128 --> 00:13:17.965 Why do you always have to be like this? You played right into their hands last time. 166 00:13:18.132 --> 00:13:21.385 When the parents groups came after us, you're the one they pointed to. 167 00:13:21.552 --> 00:13:22.636 You act like a criminal. 168 00:13:22.803 --> 00:13:26.974 Heh, we are criminals, Clark. We always have been. 169 00:13:27.141 --> 00:13:30.811 You're still one too. Only difference is you have a boss. 170 00:13:33.522 --> 00:13:34.899 And you answer to no one. 171 00:13:36.859 --> 00:13:39.111 You know, we almost had this talk 10 years ago... 172 00:13:39.278 --> 00:13:41.697 ... when you wouldn't go along with the deal we made. 173 00:13:41.864 --> 00:13:44.325 Everyone else agreed. Diana went back to her people... 174 00:13:44.492 --> 00:13:45.868 ... Hal left the planet. 175 00:13:46.035 --> 00:13:48.078 And Oliver? Did he agree? 176 00:13:50.331 --> 00:13:51.916 That's not how I wanted that to go. 177 00:13:52.082 --> 00:13:54.043 He was all torn up about it too. 178 00:13:54.210 --> 00:13:57.922 - He made it necessary. Like... - Like I'm about to? 179 00:13:58.797 --> 00:14:03.010 - Do you even remember why you retired? - I remember. 180 00:14:03.886 --> 00:14:07.556 Look. Either shut it down or one of these days someone with authority... 181 00:14:07.723 --> 00:14:09.475 ... is gonna tell me to come stop you. 182 00:14:09.642 --> 00:14:11.936 - And when that happens... - When that happens... 183 00:14:12.102 --> 00:14:13.854 ... may the best man win. 184 00:14:15.189 --> 00:14:17.024 I have to go. We'll finish this later. 185 00:14:22.905 --> 00:14:25.032 No hurry. 186 00:14:25.616 --> 00:14:29.328 Brave American forces are now engaged in direct combat... 187 00:14:29.495 --> 00:14:32.581 ... with Soviet troops in Corto Maltese. 188 00:14:32.748 --> 00:14:36.627 Now, those Soviets would like to see us turn our tails and run. 189 00:14:36.794 --> 00:14:41.257 But we've got to protect our interest... I mean, stand up for freedom... 190 00:14:41.423 --> 00:14:43.551 ... and the good people of Corto Maltese. 191 00:14:43.717 --> 00:14:47.263 So don't you fret. We've got God on our side. 192 00:14:47.429 --> 00:14:50.349 Or the next best thing, anyway. 193 00:15:15.833 --> 00:15:19.837 We got a sweet show tonight, folks. Dr. Ruth Heizraumer... 194 00:15:20.004 --> 00:15:21.755 ... the wet hamburger bun contest... 195 00:15:21.922 --> 00:15:24.675 ... and a man who's brought a lot of smiles to the world. 196 00:15:24.842 --> 00:15:26.635 See you then. 197 00:15:26.802 --> 00:15:29.847 It was great to hear from you, boss. Most of the other guys... 198 00:15:30.014 --> 00:15:33.100 ... well, they gave up on you. But I knew you'd come back. 199 00:15:33.267 --> 00:15:37.855 Oh, you look great. Anyway, I whipped up the lipstick you asked for. 200 00:15:38.022 --> 00:15:40.899 And Bobby and Mary, they can't wait to help. 201 00:15:41.066 --> 00:15:44.486 Oh, I also made you these, special filters. 202 00:15:44.653 --> 00:15:48.032 Wear them tonight and only breathe through your nose. 203 00:15:48.198 --> 00:15:51.160 And all these years I just held my breath. 204 00:15:51.327 --> 00:15:52.494 Really? 205 00:15:53.078 --> 00:15:55.831 I could kiss you. 206 00:16:03.047 --> 00:16:07.176 Robin's last class is about to end. Go pick her up at school. 207 00:16:07.343 --> 00:16:10.846 And if Miss Kelley should have something better to do with her evening? 208 00:16:11.013 --> 00:16:13.432 There's nothing better. 209 00:16:13.891 --> 00:16:16.226 Where you been all this time? You're, like, gone. 210 00:16:16.560 --> 00:16:17.603 Been busy. 211 00:16:17.770 --> 00:16:19.897 You gonna make it to the fairgrounds tomorrow? 212 00:16:20.064 --> 00:16:21.899 Opening day? Our tradition? 213 00:16:22.066 --> 00:16:23.901 Ugh. It's this night job. 214 00:16:24.068 --> 00:16:25.736 Details. As in more. 215 00:16:25.903 --> 00:16:29.365 Just helping some spud. It'd bore you. 216 00:16:31.659 --> 00:16:33.452 Gotta fly. 217 00:16:35.954 --> 00:16:37.623 Hey, Alfred. 218 00:17:05.317 --> 00:17:08.946 First two teams are with me on the roof, the rest of you are down here. 219 00:17:09.113 --> 00:17:11.031 I'm not waiting for the Joker. 220 00:17:11.198 --> 00:17:15.911 And you can bet Batman isn't either. Neither of them is leaving here a free man. 221 00:17:16.078 --> 00:17:17.871 - Is that understood? - Yes, ma'am. 222 00:17:27.172 --> 00:17:28.716 More on the eyes, please. 223 00:17:28.882 --> 00:17:30.551 You want lipstick, handsome? 224 00:17:30.718 --> 00:17:34.513 I brought my own, thanks. 225 00:17:35.973 --> 00:17:39.059 Wonderful to see you showing such interest. 226 00:17:44.231 --> 00:17:47.651 Okay, Bobby, Mary, Uncle Joker's counting on you. 227 00:17:47.818 --> 00:17:49.278 Go make him proud. 228 00:17:54.408 --> 00:17:56.702 This is strictly an observation mission for you. 229 00:17:56.869 --> 00:18:00.164 Stay in the copter and do not touch any of the controls. 230 00:18:00.330 --> 00:18:02.750 If there's any trouble, just say "boosters." 231 00:18:02.916 --> 00:18:06.670 The computer's all voice-controlled. You don't need to understand a thing. 232 00:18:07.504 --> 00:18:09.298 Figure I wouldn't anyway. 233 00:18:16.680 --> 00:18:19.683 Joker's thought this through. The publicity's brought the cops... 234 00:18:19.850 --> 00:18:21.894 ... and they'll keep me from him. 235 00:18:27.107 --> 00:18:28.150 That a cloak? 236 00:18:28.984 --> 00:18:30.152 Cool. 237 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:32.613 Commissioner, something's incoming. 238 00:18:32.780 --> 00:18:35.491 - We can't get a lock on it. - I don't see anything. 239 00:18:37.534 --> 00:18:40.996 Everything's on auto. Touch any of it and you're fired. 240 00:18:41.163 --> 00:18:42.498 Cool, boss. 241 00:18:45.209 --> 00:18:47.628 Keep at it! Do a channel sweep. 242 00:18:48.754 --> 00:18:49.838 Holy... 243 00:18:51.715 --> 00:18:54.635 - He can fly. - Not for long. Hit the flood! 244 00:19:10.484 --> 00:19:13.320 Batman, you are under arrest. 245 00:19:34.925 --> 00:19:36.718 Fox, Stokes, rush him! 246 00:19:36.885 --> 00:19:39.137 - Rush him? - He's twice your age, son. 247 00:19:39.304 --> 00:19:40.597 Find the nerve. 248 00:19:51.567 --> 00:19:55.946 What can we say about our next guest that hasn't been said before? Frank? 249 00:19:56.113 --> 00:20:00.784 He's a kook, Dave. A maniac. No, I mean it, he's a nut. 250 00:20:01.743 --> 00:20:03.287 Nothing like it, eh? 251 00:20:03.453 --> 00:20:06.915 I always take this moment to say a little affirmation to myself. 252 00:20:07.082 --> 00:20:10.794 So many faces. So few smiles. 253 00:20:10.961 --> 00:20:15.716 Hey, now, no need to be nervous. Just follow my lead and be yourself. 254 00:20:18.969 --> 00:20:22.723 And our special guest, the Clown Prince of Crime... 255 00:20:22.890 --> 00:20:24.641 ... Joker. 256 00:20:37.946 --> 00:20:40.657 Get a copter in close to blow this stuff away! 257 00:20:45.412 --> 00:20:47.331 Freeze, Batman! 258 00:20:59.676 --> 00:21:01.637 Fire weapons. 259 00:21:04.973 --> 00:21:06.350 Do something! 260 00:21:19.446 --> 00:21:22.699 Joker, you've asked for a chance to share your side of things. 261 00:21:22.866 --> 00:21:25.452 I'm told you've killed about 600 people. 262 00:21:25.619 --> 00:21:28.705 - How exactly does your side of that go? - Stop right there. 263 00:21:28.872 --> 00:21:32.668 This is a sensitive man, and I won't have him being harassed. 264 00:21:32.834 --> 00:21:35.879 That's all right. I want people to get me. 265 00:21:36.380 --> 00:21:37.547 All right, then. 266 00:21:41.009 --> 00:21:44.888 That's why I'm gonna kill everyone in this room. 267 00:21:46.223 --> 00:21:47.307 Okay. 268 00:21:47.474 --> 00:21:50.143 I think that's a little more insight than we had in mind. 269 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:52.562 It's okay, he doesn't really mean that. 270 00:21:52.729 --> 00:21:54.564 He's just trying to ease the tension. 271 00:21:54.731 --> 00:21:56.066 Funny way to go about it. 272 00:21:56.233 --> 00:21:59.861 You have to remember, this man isn't responsible for those killings. 273 00:22:00.028 --> 00:22:02.990 He's merely a victim of the Batman's psychotic obsession. 274 00:22:03.156 --> 00:22:05.742 I thought I was Batman's psychotic obsession. 275 00:22:07.244 --> 00:22:09.663 So you think the Batman's the real sicko here. 276 00:22:09.830 --> 00:22:13.208 Without a doubt. He's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic... 277 00:22:13.375 --> 00:22:15.460 ... hero-complexed sociopath. 278 00:22:15.627 --> 00:22:19.631 - I would love a shot at him as a patient. - Do guests get to keep these? 279 00:22:19.798 --> 00:22:25.262 Heh. Sure, you do whatever you want with it. We got a closet full of them. 280 00:22:31.601 --> 00:22:33.395 So long as you won't miss it. 281 00:22:45.949 --> 00:22:49.745 Breathe, David. Breathe. 282 00:23:33.205 --> 00:23:34.331 Billy close. 283 00:23:35.957 --> 00:23:38.126 Ace the cloak. 284 00:23:58.855 --> 00:24:01.358 Batman, land your vehicle now! 285 00:24:01.525 --> 00:24:03.568 Been following on the radio. 286 00:24:03.735 --> 00:24:06.613 It's over. Joker's gone. 287 00:24:07.614 --> 00:24:11.201 - How many? - Don't know. Lots. 288 00:24:11.910 --> 00:24:13.995 You have five seconds to comply. 289 00:24:15.831 --> 00:24:17.541 Boosters. 290 00:24:18.917 --> 00:24:21.837 - Boosters! - Peel. 291 00:24:30.345 --> 00:24:32.347 Head back to the cave. 292 00:24:32.514 --> 00:24:35.559 - I'm not fired? - You're not fired. 293 00:24:41.731 --> 00:24:44.693 The military has imposed a communications blackout... 294 00:24:44.860 --> 00:24:48.363 ... for the 500-mile area surrounding Corto Maltese... 295 00:24:48.530 --> 00:24:52.242 ... amid reports of severe weather affecting the ongoing battle. 296 00:25:54.095 --> 00:25:55.430 While more locally... 297 00:25:55.597 --> 00:25:58.600 ... tragedy struck at today's taping of The Dave Endochrine Show... 298 00:25:58.767 --> 00:26:03.063 ... where Joker used his deadly smile gas to kill the entire audience. 299 00:26:03.230 --> 00:26:05.565 Joker is now reported to be on the loose... 300 00:26:05.732 --> 00:26:09.986 ... as is the Batman, who tangled with police at the scene. 301 00:26:12.030 --> 00:26:13.990 You never should have come back, Bruce. 302 00:26:14.407 --> 00:26:16.618 You don't know how much the world has changed. 303 00:26:16.785 --> 00:26:17.953 Selina. 304 00:26:31.174 --> 00:26:34.135 I need your help. It's very important. 305 00:26:44.396 --> 00:26:45.480 My help. 306 00:26:46.648 --> 00:26:50.694 I made myself pretty for you. You should say thank you. 307 00:26:50.860 --> 00:26:52.153 Thank you. 308 00:26:52.320 --> 00:26:54.531 That's better. 309 00:26:55.198 --> 00:26:58.868 Ee. The years have not been kind, have they? 310 00:26:59.035 --> 00:27:02.289 Anyhoo, I have a little errand for one of your girls. 311 00:27:02.455 --> 00:27:03.665 I think her name's Elsie. 312 00:27:03.832 --> 00:27:07.377 She has a date with a congressman tonight? 313 00:27:07.544 --> 00:27:11.715 The death toll in the wake of Joker's attack stands at 206... 314 00:27:11.881 --> 00:27:15.385 ... including host Dave Endochrine and Joker's own doctor... 315 00:27:15.552 --> 00:27:17.053 ... Bartholomew Wolper. 316 00:27:17.846 --> 00:27:21.057 - How do you fight someone like that? - Simpler than I've made it. 317 00:27:21.224 --> 00:27:24.227 There's nothing wrong with Joker that I can't fix. 318 00:27:24.394 --> 00:27:25.729 With my hands. 319 00:27:25.895 --> 00:27:27.856 Both Joker and the Batman... 320 00:27:28.023 --> 00:27:30.984 ... who himself left dozens of police hospitalized... 321 00:27:31.151 --> 00:27:33.069 ... are now fugitives from the law. 322 00:27:37.407 --> 00:27:39.409 Oh, Elsie. 323 00:27:43.413 --> 00:27:46.041 There's something I need you to do, congressman. 324 00:27:46.207 --> 00:27:49.252 - Will you do it? - Yes, Elsie. 325 00:27:50.462 --> 00:27:53.590 He'll want me to pick up his trail. This is his game. 326 00:27:54.215 --> 00:27:56.176 - He'll want it to go on. - I'm sorry. 327 00:27:56.343 --> 00:27:59.012 We're going now to Ben Derrick, live in Midtown... 328 00:27:59.179 --> 00:28:01.014 ... where a shocking story is unfolding. 329 00:28:01.181 --> 00:28:04.059 Lola, I'm standing outside the Gotham Vista Hotel... 330 00:28:04.225 --> 00:28:06.561 ... where Congressman Hector Alejandro Noches... 331 00:28:06.728 --> 00:28:08.938 ... has climbed out onto a 40th-story ledge... 332 00:28:09.105 --> 00:28:12.275 ... and is demanding a full nuclear strike against Corto Maltese. 333 00:28:20.909 --> 00:28:24.079 You don't think they'll launch their nukes over this? 334 00:28:24.245 --> 00:28:25.580 We have to strike first! 335 00:28:25.747 --> 00:28:27.957 We're the most powerful country in the world. 336 00:28:28.124 --> 00:28:29.459 Sir, please. 337 00:28:32.629 --> 00:28:35.715 Lola, it's just confusion and one messy body down here right now. 338 00:28:35.882 --> 00:28:39.594 Commissioner Yindel has arrived on the scene. I'll see if I can get a statement. 339 00:28:39.761 --> 00:28:41.763 Commissioner, any word on why the congressman...? 340 00:28:41.930 --> 00:28:43.515 Get those cameras behind the line! 341 00:28:46.017 --> 00:28:48.686 Commissioner. O'Halloran, 6th precinct. 342 00:28:48.853 --> 00:28:51.022 - Lieutenant. - Any way I can help? 343 00:28:51.189 --> 00:28:53.983 This wasn't a suicide. The girl upstairs has been drugged. 344 00:28:54.150 --> 00:28:57.904 - Says she's from Kyle Escorts. - That's Selina Kyle. My old beat. 345 00:28:58.071 --> 00:29:01.825 - Shut it down and bring her in. - Yes, ma'am. 346 00:29:01.991 --> 00:29:03.284 Commissioner. 347 00:29:03.451 --> 00:29:06.371 Lieutenant O'Halloran, ma'am. Heard there was... 348 00:29:06.538 --> 00:29:08.498 - Is something wrong? - Stop that man! 349 00:29:21.678 --> 00:29:23.847 All units to Kyle Escorts. 350 00:29:49.372 --> 00:29:51.124 Selina. 351 00:29:55.545 --> 00:29:57.172 Bruce... 352 00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:01.509 ... he's worse than ever. He's using lipstick... 353 00:30:01.676 --> 00:30:02.802 ... mind control. 354 00:30:06.473 --> 00:30:08.808 The police are going to be here soon. Can you walk? 355 00:30:09.809 --> 00:30:11.686 I think so. 356 00:30:13.146 --> 00:30:14.689 Boss, found something. 357 00:30:14.856 --> 00:30:16.232 Cotton candy. 358 00:30:16.399 --> 00:30:17.859 The fairgrounds. 359 00:30:18.026 --> 00:30:19.319 Thousands will be there. 360 00:30:19.486 --> 00:30:20.904 Half my friends will be there. 361 00:30:21.070 --> 00:30:23.406 - Fan out. - Bring the Wing in close. 362 00:30:23.573 --> 00:30:24.908 Don't take the girl. 363 00:30:25.074 --> 00:30:27.118 - He'll... - Don't worry. 364 00:30:28.578 --> 00:30:30.580 On the ground. Now. 365 00:30:56.523 --> 00:30:59.484 Good soldier. Good soldier. 366 00:31:12.914 --> 00:31:14.666 Boss, something's coming. 367 00:31:14.832 --> 00:31:17.627 - It's big. It's... - Him. 368 00:31:22.924 --> 00:31:24.926 He's there. Hold tight. 369 00:31:32.141 --> 00:31:35.478 Children, do you know why all these people are so upset? 370 00:31:35.645 --> 00:31:38.106 That bad man up there. 371 00:31:39.941 --> 00:31:41.651 Bobby, you know what to do. 372 00:31:50.493 --> 00:31:53.746 - Incoming. - Wait, let it get closer. 373 00:32:01.963 --> 00:32:03.715 Don't worry, Mary dear. 374 00:32:03.881 --> 00:32:10.179 You two distract the little one, and I'll handle the bad man. 375 00:32:45.089 --> 00:32:47.800 Are you out of your mind? 376 00:32:49.719 --> 00:32:52.013 I'm through playing, Joker. 377 00:32:52.722 --> 00:32:55.141 Be still, my heart. 378 00:33:15.161 --> 00:33:16.412 Don't leave in such a rush. 379 00:33:17.246 --> 00:33:19.082 - Unh. - Aah! 380 00:33:41.062 --> 00:33:43.856 You're the Joker, right? Batman's gonna kick your ass. 381 00:33:44.023 --> 00:33:47.026 He's gonna have to go through you first. 382 00:33:52.949 --> 00:33:54.784 Let the boy go, Joker. 383 00:34:19.767 --> 00:34:20.935 Oh, that's bad. 384 00:34:21.102 --> 00:34:24.480 You should get that looked at when you have a chance. 385 00:35:17.158 --> 00:35:18.534 He's got a gun. 386 00:35:18.701 --> 00:35:20.703 Freeze, Joker. 387 00:35:51.943 --> 00:35:53.569 Excuse me, sorry. Beg your pardon. 388 00:35:53.736 --> 00:35:56.364 Coming through. Excuse me. Sorry about that. 389 00:35:56.531 --> 00:36:00.493 Ooh, my bad. Excuse me. 390 00:36:30.439 --> 00:36:32.400 No more. 391 00:36:36.404 --> 00:36:40.950 All the people I've murdered by letting you live. 392 00:36:41.784 --> 00:36:44.078 I never kept count. 393 00:36:44.954 --> 00:36:46.789 - I did. - I know. 394 00:36:49.709 --> 00:36:51.711 And I love you for it. 395 00:37:01.721 --> 00:37:05.308 It's finally here, isn't it? The moment we've both dreamed about. 396 00:37:10.938 --> 00:37:13.482 Oh, don't tell me you're gonna fall asleep before we finish. 397 00:37:14.108 --> 00:37:17.486 You have gotten old, haven't you? 398 00:37:21.991 --> 00:37:25.786 Not quite how I imagined it... 399 00:37:26.495 --> 00:37:29.498 ... but we can still end on a high note. 400 00:37:46.974 --> 00:37:50.102 You're in trouble now. 401 00:37:53.856 --> 00:37:55.024 Go ahead. 402 00:37:55.650 --> 00:37:58.694 Say this has never happened to you before. 403 00:37:59.403 --> 00:38:00.529 Shut up. 404 00:38:00.696 --> 00:38:02.740 Make me. 405 00:38:02.907 --> 00:38:05.368 Come on, finish me. 406 00:38:10.581 --> 00:38:13.459 Doesn't matter. I win. 407 00:38:13.626 --> 00:38:16.212 I made you lose control. 408 00:38:19.548 --> 00:38:22.718 And they'll kill you for it. 409 00:38:26.222 --> 00:38:29.350 See you in hell. 410 00:38:57.336 --> 00:38:59.088 Keep going, down here. 411 00:39:01.632 --> 00:39:02.842 There's another body. 412 00:39:07.596 --> 00:39:10.516 Watch yourselves. Witnesses saw both of them this way. 413 00:39:15.771 --> 00:39:17.398 Down this way. Go right. 414 00:39:18.482 --> 00:39:21.402 Robin, call the copter. 415 00:39:22.111 --> 00:39:24.488 Locate my signal. 416 00:39:36.959 --> 00:39:38.669 Don't touch him. 417 00:40:02.860 --> 00:40:04.904 Freeze, you son of a bitch. Unh. 418 00:40:05.571 --> 00:40:07.656 Cute gun. 419 00:40:07.823 --> 00:40:10.534 - Move forward. - Keep your heads straight. 420 00:40:12.828 --> 00:40:14.497 How are we supposed to find him? 421 00:40:14.663 --> 00:40:16.415 If it isn't a cop, shoot it. 422 00:40:26.884 --> 00:40:28.844 - Over there. - Clumsy. 423 00:40:37.561 --> 00:40:39.188 Stop laughing. 424 00:41:21.772 --> 00:41:23.691 Auto-pilot. Property damage. 425 00:43:02.289 --> 00:43:04.833 - He gonna make it? - Suture. 426 00:43:10.381 --> 00:43:14.093 He'll live. He's far too stubborn to die. 427 00:43:18.138 --> 00:43:21.850 Through this horrific murder and his attacks on the police... 428 00:43:22.017 --> 00:43:25.479 ... the Batman has revealed himself to be an unqualified menace. 429 00:43:25.646 --> 00:43:29.358 I have asked the governor to place the state police at Gotham City's disposal... 430 00:43:29.525 --> 00:43:31.819 ... to hunt down this dangerous fugitive. 431 00:43:31.986 --> 00:43:34.530 - No comment. - Jim, you can't protect him anymore. 432 00:43:34.697 --> 00:43:36.198 He's a murderer now. 433 00:43:36.365 --> 00:43:38.701 If you've talked to him, you have to let me know. 434 00:43:38.867 --> 00:43:40.536 He and I don't talk anymore. 435 00:43:40.703 --> 00:43:42.454 I know everything I need to know. 436 00:43:45.040 --> 00:43:47.334 Joker's death and Batman's fugitive status... 437 00:43:47.501 --> 00:43:51.839 ... have become more than local or statewide issues these days. 438 00:43:54.550 --> 00:43:57.886 ... and this morning, White House spokesperson Melanie Endara... 439 00:43:58.053 --> 00:44:01.724 ... said the FBI was providing regular updates to the Oval Office... 440 00:44:01.890 --> 00:44:04.643 ... on the progress police are making in the hunt for Batman. 441 00:44:04.810 --> 00:44:08.522 - The groceries? Now? - Wanna eat tonight? 442 00:44:10.107 --> 00:44:12.318 I'm going. 443 00:44:14.862 --> 00:44:17.406 Be careful. And no cigars. 444 00:44:21.827 --> 00:44:25.414 Another splinter group has emerged from the remains of the Mutant army. 445 00:44:25.581 --> 00:44:27.416 Calling themselves the Nixons... 446 00:44:27.583 --> 00:44:30.252 ... the group is committing a spree of violent armed holdups... 447 00:44:30.419 --> 00:44:33.255 We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. 448 00:44:33.422 --> 00:44:36.633 We now go live to a statement from the president of the United States. 449 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:40.554 Well, folks, I've got some good news and some bad news. 450 00:44:40.721 --> 00:44:43.599 The good news is that our brave American troops... 451 00:44:43.766 --> 00:44:46.101 ... were victorious in Corto Maltese... 452 00:44:46.268 --> 00:44:49.063 ... and the Soviets have completely withdrawn. 453 00:44:49.229 --> 00:44:51.357 Bad news is, well... 454 00:44:51.523 --> 00:44:55.235 ... looks like those Russians are some mighty sore losers. 455 00:45:13.462 --> 00:45:16.465 The warhead appears to be on a course for Corto Maltese... 456 00:45:16.632 --> 00:45:19.134 ... where 50,000 U.S. troops are stationed... 457 00:45:19.301 --> 00:45:22.346 ... along with the 2 million citizens of the small island. 458 00:45:22.513 --> 00:45:25.140 But the larger questions on everyone's minds... 459 00:45:25.307 --> 00:45:29.269 ... are whether this is the first strike in a full-scale nuclear attack... 460 00:45:29.436 --> 00:45:32.481 ... and whether the U.S. has begun retaliation. 461 00:45:57.339 --> 00:46:00.509 We are getting reports that the missile has changed course... 462 00:46:00.676 --> 00:46:03.095 ... and will now detonate over an... 463 00:46:06.432 --> 00:46:07.850 What happened? 464 00:47:41.068 --> 00:47:45.614 - What happened? Is he dead? - No, he's quite alive. 465 00:47:45.781 --> 00:47:48.534 Appears the whole city is having an outage. 466 00:47:50.577 --> 00:47:54.414 Odd that the emergency generator hasn't kicked in. 467 00:47:57.209 --> 00:48:00.879 Aces. My cheapo watch stopped too. Figure I didn't just buy it. 468 00:48:04.091 --> 00:48:06.134 - Boss. - Show me. 469 00:48:10.514 --> 00:48:11.974 Clark... 470 00:48:12.724 --> 00:48:15.060 ... you let them do it. 471 00:48:15.727 --> 00:48:17.312 You idiot. 472 00:48:17.479 --> 00:48:21.233 - What? What's happening? - Sir, you have to rest. 473 00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:25.320 A blackout, our generator's dead, and Robin's watch stopped. 474 00:48:25.487 --> 00:48:27.823 It's an electromagnetic pulse. 475 00:48:27.990 --> 00:48:30.409 In all likelihood, from a nuclear explosion. 476 00:48:30.576 --> 00:48:31.827 You don't know that. 477 00:48:34.121 --> 00:48:35.163 Oh, dear. 478 00:48:35.330 --> 00:48:37.666 We're still here. 479 00:48:39.751 --> 00:48:41.003 For the moment. 480 00:48:44.298 --> 00:48:47.467 May mean the Soviets detonated a cold bringer. 481 00:48:47.634 --> 00:48:49.428 Not meant to kill us, just cripple us. 482 00:48:51.388 --> 00:48:55.100 - Ever ride a horse before? - Don't think I've ever seen a horse before. 483 00:48:55.267 --> 00:48:58.061 You're about to learn fast. 484 00:49:03.025 --> 00:49:07.487 Not as fun as I thought it would be. 485 00:49:20.834 --> 00:49:22.836 This is our moment. 486 00:49:23.003 --> 00:49:24.880 Gotham is helpless. 487 00:49:25.047 --> 00:49:26.548 We will take charge. 488 00:49:26.715 --> 00:49:29.051 We will kill anyone who stands in our way. 489 00:49:30.552 --> 00:49:32.179 No. 490 00:49:46.485 --> 00:49:50.405 Tonight I am going to maintain order in Gotham City. 491 00:49:50.572 --> 00:49:52.407 You are going to help me. 492 00:49:54.618 --> 00:49:56.078 But not with these. 493 00:49:56.244 --> 00:49:58.246 These are loud and clumsy. 494 00:49:58.413 --> 00:50:01.416 These are the weapons of cowards. 495 00:50:03.418 --> 00:50:05.587 Our weapons are precise and quiet. 496 00:50:05.754 --> 00:50:07.714 In time I will teach them to you. 497 00:50:07.881 --> 00:50:12.386 But for tonight, you will rely on your brains and your fists. 498 00:50:12.552 --> 00:50:15.138 Tonight, we are the law. 499 00:50:15.305 --> 00:50:17.349 Tonight, I am the law. 500 00:50:27.275 --> 00:50:29.653 - Looters are gonna strip us dry. - We need more cops. 501 00:50:29.820 --> 00:50:32.114 - We don't even have phone lines. - One at a time. 502 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:34.616 Commissioner, we got a problem. 503 00:51:21.037 --> 00:51:22.497 Slice and dice. 504 00:52:02.871 --> 00:52:07.626 - Hey, we need to put out the fires. - Are you crazy? Let go of me. 505 00:52:09.211 --> 00:52:11.254 Get out of my store, huh. Get out of here. 506 00:52:24.851 --> 00:52:26.019 Listen up. 507 00:52:26.186 --> 00:52:28.063 This is our neighborhood. 508 00:52:28.230 --> 00:52:29.397 Our homes. 509 00:52:29.564 --> 00:52:31.691 We're better than this. 510 00:52:32.734 --> 00:52:36.571 The fires are spreading, and the fire department isn't coming. 511 00:52:36.738 --> 00:52:39.407 So if any of you want roofs over your heads tomorrow... 512 00:52:39.574 --> 00:52:42.702 ... and the day after that, start helping. 513 00:52:45.497 --> 00:52:48.583 I have buckets. Let's get those hydrants open. 514 00:52:48.750 --> 00:52:50.168 - All right. - Yeah, right. 515 00:52:50.335 --> 00:52:51.378 Let's do it. 516 00:52:56.758 --> 00:52:59.928 - Here, let me help you. - The drugstore has bandages. 517 00:53:17.237 --> 00:53:20.282 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 518 00:53:20.448 --> 00:53:23.785 ... I'm here to appeal to your community spirit. 519 00:53:23.952 --> 00:53:26.329 I know you've had your differences in the past. 520 00:53:26.496 --> 00:53:29.124 Some of you will even argue that you can't work together. 521 00:53:29.291 --> 00:53:30.458 That's fine. 522 00:53:30.625 --> 00:53:32.627 Those people will stay tied up. 523 00:53:32.794 --> 00:53:35.297 And it will not be a function of which group you're in. 524 00:53:35.463 --> 00:53:39.134 What is this, the gestapo? He lumps us together with criminals. Unh. 525 00:53:39.301 --> 00:53:40.385 Shut up, man. 526 00:53:40.552 --> 00:53:44.097 The rest of you can lend a hand to keep our city from falling apart. 527 00:53:44.264 --> 00:53:46.182 You can lead by example. 528 00:53:46.349 --> 00:53:47.559 Your choice. 529 00:53:47.726 --> 00:53:49.644 I'm sure you're all eager to help. 530 00:54:08.330 --> 00:54:11.082 - I'm suing. - Good luck with that. 531 00:54:15.962 --> 00:54:18.590 - What are we gonna do? - Nothing. 532 00:54:18.757 --> 00:54:20.675 He's too big. 533 00:54:20.842 --> 00:54:23.178 - All right. - All right, keep it going, guys. 534 00:54:26.181 --> 00:54:28.642 - Come on. - Keep working. 535 00:54:30.518 --> 00:54:33.146 - Come on, guys. Have that. - More water. 536 00:54:48.203 --> 00:54:50.747 The fire is spreading to the East Side! 537 00:55:16.898 --> 00:55:17.899 Jim! 538 00:55:21.236 --> 00:55:22.737 Oh. 539 00:55:26.157 --> 00:55:29.661 One week now that the U.S. has been blanketed in a cloud of ash. 540 00:55:29.828 --> 00:55:33.665 Electricity is finally coming back online in parts of the country... 541 00:55:33.832 --> 00:55:37.711 ... but the impact on weather patterns is expected to last much longer. 542 00:55:37.877 --> 00:55:41.423 It's high noon in Gotham City, and yet there's no sun... 543 00:55:41.589 --> 00:55:43.633 ... and it's the coldest day of the year. 544 00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:45.260 I don't know what to wear. 545 00:55:45.427 --> 00:55:47.387 Every major city in the country but one... 546 00:55:47.554 --> 00:55:50.765 ... has descended into riots, looting and other crimes. 547 00:55:50.932 --> 00:55:53.351 The president has imposed limited martial law... 548 00:55:53.518 --> 00:55:55.729 ... but this has been seen to have little effect. 549 00:55:56.104 --> 00:55:58.064 Only Gotham has maintained order... 550 00:55:58.231 --> 00:56:00.942 ... thanks to the vigilante gang being led by the Batman... 551 00:56:01.109 --> 00:56:03.236 ... adding to the massive credibility nightmare... 552 00:56:03.403 --> 00:56:06.072 ... being experienced by the president's administration. 553 00:56:08.116 --> 00:56:11.911 - How are you feeling, son? - Better, Mr. President. Thank you. 554 00:56:12.078 --> 00:56:14.039 Sorry I haven't been able to help more. 555 00:56:14.205 --> 00:56:18.126 Oh. This'll all blow over. Don't you give it another thought. 556 00:56:18.585 --> 00:56:22.130 So long as you're up to handling our other little problem now? 557 00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:23.631 Of course, sir. 558 00:56:23.798 --> 00:56:26.634 Though he'll never let me bring him in alive. 559 00:56:26.801 --> 00:56:30.472 Well, you do what you need to do. 560 00:56:35.101 --> 00:56:37.228 You always did do it wrong, Bruce. 561 00:56:37.395 --> 00:56:40.148 Been five years since I busted out of jail... 562 00:56:40.315 --> 00:56:42.025 ... and you know I've been busy. 563 00:56:42.192 --> 00:56:43.818 But I made it hard on them. 564 00:56:43.985 --> 00:56:45.945 They had to cover up my escape... 565 00:56:46.112 --> 00:56:48.281 ... and now they have to cover up my work. 566 00:56:48.448 --> 00:56:51.951 And it's a lot harder to frost me if they can't admit I exist. 567 00:56:54.370 --> 00:56:57.665 You draw too much attention to yourself. Always have. 568 00:56:57.832 --> 00:57:00.794 I mean, sure, you play it mysterious... 569 00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:03.338 ... but it's a noisy kind of mysterious. 570 00:57:03.505 --> 00:57:06.132 You, they have to kill. 571 00:57:06.299 --> 00:57:08.134 What is it you want, Oliver? 572 00:57:08.301 --> 00:57:10.345 A piece of him. The schoolboy. 573 00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:14.557 I always knew it would come down to the two of you someday. 574 00:57:14.724 --> 00:57:16.851 The world's not big enough for the both of you. 575 00:57:18.686 --> 00:57:20.772 Doesn't have to be a big piece. 576 00:57:20.939 --> 00:57:24.359 Just count me in, for old times' sake. 577 00:57:26.194 --> 00:57:28.363 Still hurts when it's cold. 578 00:57:28.530 --> 00:57:31.908 Lately, it's been cold a lot. 579 00:57:38.540 --> 00:57:41.543 Good. Now take him into a canter. 580 00:57:42.544 --> 00:57:43.545 No! 581 00:57:49.175 --> 00:57:51.553 Crime Alley. 582 00:58:00.478 --> 00:58:05.275 - You're not even close to fully recovered. - Neither is he. 583 00:58:12.323 --> 00:58:16.911 He doesn't need a walking hospital bed to keep his insides together. 584 00:58:19.998 --> 00:58:22.584 I know you're not looking forward to your part in this. 585 00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:24.919 I can't say it will be pleasant. 586 00:58:25.086 --> 00:58:28.256 But it does fall within my duties. 587 00:58:35.346 --> 00:58:37.432 One hour. 588 00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:41.769 Army troops have evacuated the downtown slum known as Crime Alley. 589 00:58:41.936 --> 00:58:45.356 No explanation has been given, and news coverage has been flatly... 590 00:58:59.370 --> 00:59:01.956 Vehicle approaching from the west. Something huge. 591 00:59:04.083 --> 00:59:06.211 Let it through. Then close the hole. 592 00:59:12.967 --> 00:59:16.137 He'll still be weak, between the nuke and so little sunlight. 593 00:59:17.096 --> 00:59:20.642 Just how weak we'll see when he finds my first surprise. 594 00:59:20.808 --> 00:59:25.063 Yeah, but how long you expect to last against him? 595 00:59:25.230 --> 00:59:27.565 - Long enough. - Boss. 596 00:59:27.732 --> 00:59:29.734 I'm trying to get the plan here. 597 00:59:30.401 --> 00:59:33.655 I mean, you gonna die tonight or what? 598 00:59:34.447 --> 00:59:36.449 Figure I will. 599 00:59:40.495 --> 00:59:42.288 I've got a visual. It's him. 600 00:59:42.455 --> 00:59:45.458 Do not engage. Just monitor his position. 601 00:59:45.625 --> 00:59:47.418 Wait, I lost him. 602 00:59:47.585 --> 00:59:50.838 Don't worry. He can't hide from what's coming. 603 01:00:52.567 --> 01:00:55.320 Isn't this a school night, young lady? 604 01:00:55.486 --> 01:00:56.988 Clark. 605 01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:01.993 This is between you and me. 606 01:01:06.414 --> 01:01:10.084 - We don't have to do this. - Sure we do. 607 01:01:16.466 --> 01:01:18.593 Bruce, be reasonable. 608 01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:20.178 You know what my orders are. 609 01:01:20.678 --> 01:01:21.929 Your orders? 610 01:02:24.700 --> 01:02:26.494 You say you answer to some sort of authority. 611 01:02:26.661 --> 01:02:29.122 They only want me dead because I'm an embarrassment. 612 01:02:30.289 --> 01:02:32.291 Because I do what they can't. 613 01:02:32.458 --> 01:02:34.001 What kind of authority is that? 614 01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:44.303 It doesn't matter. It's their world, and they won't stand for you anymore. 615 01:02:44.470 --> 01:02:47.014 If it isn't me, it'll just be someone else. 616 01:02:47.932 --> 01:02:50.768 Really? Who do they send after you? 617 01:02:58.192 --> 01:03:00.862 We got the vehicle. Appears disabled. 618 01:03:01.028 --> 01:03:03.531 - Unknown if anyone's inside. - Roger that. 619 01:03:03.698 --> 01:03:05.867 Approach with caution. 620 01:04:55.309 --> 01:04:56.978 Bruce, this is idiotic. 621 01:05:10.825 --> 01:05:12.577 That was three ribs, Bruce. 622 01:05:14.245 --> 01:05:15.580 Don't make me do this. 623 01:05:21.752 --> 01:05:24.130 Robin. This is a recording. 624 01:05:24.297 --> 01:05:26.966 Clark should be too busy to listen now. Here's the plan. 625 01:05:34.098 --> 01:05:35.308 Anything good on? 626 01:05:38.352 --> 01:05:42.273 What was that? Who's up there? I want people on that roof. 627 01:06:36.911 --> 01:06:38.371 Get ready. 628 01:06:46.337 --> 01:06:48.839 What are you doing? Do you want me to kill you? 629 01:06:49.006 --> 01:06:51.092 Oh, you're not going to kill me. 630 01:06:51.258 --> 01:06:52.259 Now. 631 01:06:58.766 --> 01:07:00.393 It wasn't easy to make, Clark. 632 01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:03.062 It took years and cost a fortune. 633 01:07:03.229 --> 01:07:05.564 Luckily, I had both. 634 01:07:06.107 --> 01:07:07.733 He's down here! 635 01:07:09.026 --> 01:07:10.695 Eyes downside, spud. 636 01:07:10.861 --> 01:07:12.530 Hi-ho freaking silver. 637 01:07:15.783 --> 01:07:17.952 You're feeling it now, aren't you? 638 01:07:18.119 --> 01:07:21.080 What the rest of us live with every day. 639 01:07:21.247 --> 01:07:22.790 Your own mortality. 640 01:07:24.125 --> 01:07:25.376 Don't worry, you'll survive. 641 01:07:25.793 --> 01:07:28.629 The kryptonite will work its way out of your lungs soon enough. 642 01:07:32.466 --> 01:07:34.635 Bruce. Your heart. 643 01:07:45.896 --> 01:07:47.815 We got them. They got nowhere to go. 644 01:07:57.908 --> 01:08:00.494 But I didn't have to go easy on you. 645 01:08:00.661 --> 01:08:03.330 A different binding agent, a stronger mix. 646 01:08:03.497 --> 01:08:05.499 I want you to remember that. 647 01:08:05.666 --> 01:08:08.002 I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way. 648 01:08:08.169 --> 01:08:11.172 In all the years to come, in your most private moments... 649 01:08:11.338 --> 01:08:15.509 ... I want you to remember the one man who beat you. 650 01:08:20.306 --> 01:08:22.183 Bruce. 651 01:08:49.752 --> 01:08:50.753 Don't touch him. 652 01:08:52.129 --> 01:08:55.633 Funeral proceedings are underway today for Bruce Wayne... 653 01:08:55.800 --> 01:09:00.054 ... as Gotham City still reels from last week's spectacular revelation... 654 01:09:00.221 --> 01:09:03.641 ... that the world famous billionaire was the Batman. 655 01:09:03.808 --> 01:09:08.395 All of Wayne's secrets, his methods and tools in his decades as the Batman... 656 01:09:08.562 --> 01:09:11.982 ... died with him as Wayne Manor burned to the ground. 657 01:09:12.149 --> 01:09:14.735 The fire was apparently set by his butler... 658 01:09:14.902 --> 01:09:17.196 ... who himself died of a stroke at the scene. 659 01:09:17.363 --> 01:09:19.073 Every penny of Wayne's wealth... 660 01:09:19.240 --> 01:09:23.410 ... all of his accounts and financial holdings, have also disappeared. 661 01:09:23.577 --> 01:09:24.745 Amen. 662 01:09:35.089 --> 01:09:37.341 You've got some nerve showing up here. 663 01:09:37.508 --> 01:09:40.761 - I know who killed him, damn you... - Selina. 664 01:09:40.928 --> 01:09:44.682 Don't. It's no use. Let's go. 665 01:09:46.934 --> 01:09:48.269 Were you a friend? 666 01:09:48.936 --> 01:09:52.106 I think so. I honestly couldn't say. 667 01:09:52.606 --> 01:09:54.775 Sounds about right. 668 01:10:37.234 --> 01:10:40.321 - See that ledge? Get another lamp up there. - Right, boss. 669 01:10:40.487 --> 01:10:43.782 - And, you, one there too. - Cool, boss. 670 01:10:44.366 --> 01:10:46.160 There's a fresh spring under here. 671 01:10:46.327 --> 01:10:48.495 I want our water supply set up in one hour. 672 01:10:48.662 --> 01:10:52.333 - We ain't got forever, people. - Sure we do. 673 01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:16.357 Starting now, I'm going to teach you everything. 674 01:11:16.523 --> 01:11:19.693 All of my ways. All of my secrets. 675 01:11:19.860 --> 01:11:22.780 You're going to be my army, operating in the shadows... 676 01:11:22.947 --> 01:11:24.865 ... keeping Gotham safe. 677 01:11:25.032 --> 01:11:28.494 And we're going to take as long as we need. 678 01:11:28.661 --> 01:11:31.664 Now, do what Oliver says and get to work. 679 01:11:31.830 --> 01:11:33.540 - Right, boss. - You got it, boss. 680 01:11:33.707 --> 01:11:37.044 - Give me a hand here. - Go. Come on, come on, come on. 681 01:11:38.671 --> 01:11:40.673 Heard the schoolboy found you out. 682 01:11:40.839 --> 01:11:43.384 It's all right. I think the message got through. 683 01:11:43.550 --> 01:11:46.887 As long as we stay quiet, he'll leave us alone. 684 01:11:47.054 --> 01:11:51.558 - You gonna be all right with this? - This quieter mysterious? 685 01:11:51.725 --> 01:11:55.104 I spent 10 years looking for a good death. 686 01:11:55.270 --> 01:11:56.730 This... 687 01:11:58.524 --> 01:12:00.734 This'll be a good life. 688 01:12:26.468 --> 01:12:28.262 Good enough.