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Hey, Nandu!
Why are you smoking outside the hospital?
My wife is sick and admitted inside.
What happened to her?
A female disease, what else!
What female disease?
The expense... - How much does this cigarette cost?
Ten rupees. - Ten rupees?
How many cigarettes do you have? - One more.
You have money to buy death,
but don't have money to save your wife's life.
What are you saying?
Look at this. It says smoking kills.
These sanitary pads save lives.
Don't laugh.
For the price of two cigarettes,
you can save your wife from contracting the disease
that occurs due to the usage of dirty cloths.
And you can save yourself from many diseases if you quit smoking.
With the money you spend on death, you can save two lives.
Yours and your wife's.
Think about it. You can laugh now.
You don't become a hero by smoking but by saving someone's life.
"Is life dream, or is it magic, what is the secret of living,"
"does anyone know?"
"What you see is just a moment, what's the rest of the story,"
"how will it end, does anyone know?"
"Then what's there to worry about?"
"What's to happen will happen."
"What's mine is yours"
"and what's yours is mine." - Mitesh, take this tea.
"Is life dream, or is it magic,"
Ball please!
Catch!
"does anyone know?"
"What you see is just a moment,"
"what's the rest of the story,"
"how will it end, does anyone know?"
"What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine."
How uh... how much is it? - Very expensive.
It came with my dowry.
Not that. This...
The house...
What's it worth?
"What's mine is yours,"
"and what's yours is mine."
Yes, brother? Yes?
No, no, I can't change a thing.
All six floors in Dongri are booked. - Take this.
Hold on a second.
Move, or I'll drive right up your...
Mitesh, language!
Learn to drive, man! - Take this.
OK, I'll have two floor built on top of the building. For you.
Deal? - Eat up.
Great! - There won't be food there.
Then we'll get hot together!
Sandwich? - No thanks.
I meant housewarming, Aatish Bhai!
Okay, speak soon.
Let's go, let's go.
This stupid traffic... We're already so late.
I straightened my hair today. - Absolutely useless... What?
My hair... - Looks great.
Hey kids, do you know what Mehmood Bhai said to me?
Are you listening?
He called to say, 'Mitesh Meghani, I'm proud of you.'
'It's people like you who will change the world.'
I said, "Thank you, sir." Can you believe it?
"You" or "people like you"?
What's the point...
Look at this guy. Drives like he pays extra road tax.
Hey! Move!
Go, fly over me.
Go, Dad! Go! - Hey, you want to run me over?
What are you doing?
I promise you
that for the next 25 years,
the spirit of honesty, the energy of labourers
and my love will not wane.
What the hell, man!? Are you blind?
Just wait until people see my photo in the paper.
Real people, unlike your Insta reels.
Hurry up. Come.
Let's begin.
Is my hair OK? - It's great.
Really nice.
Move it! I'm here with them.
Oh, you didn't recognize me.
He's been invited. - Yes.
Mitesh Meghani.
Hey, Tiwari! - Excuse me!
Look. - Let him through!
He's calling you.
All the best.
A round of applause! - A round of applause!
I'll take that!
Here you go Mitesh bhai.
Feels light, doesn't it?
This is half the amount...
Did I get you a contract for just half the road?
I've lost my shirt building this road! - That so?
Ah, here they come! Tiwari, meet my family.
My wife. - Hello.
My children, Rhea and Rahul.
Rahul... - Say hello to Uncle Tiwari.
I got this for you. - Learn some manners. Say hello.
Hold onto it a sec.
What were you saying? - Just that I've gone bankrupt
over this road.
A three-kilometre long road. - Yes.
2 million rupees for sand, 3 million for gravel,
Cheap labour you exploited.
Plus what you skimmed off the top. - Let's go, it's so hot.
Just a second.
The 10% you skimmed off top.
What does that leave us with?
Come on, Mitesh Bhai!
I barely skimmed anything!
I've used the best materials. - Let's go.
These are the best materials? - Yes.
There will be a pothole here if I spit.
Shall I spit? - Please don't.
Mitesh Bhai... - Go ahead and wait in the car.
My hands... - Here, take the keys.
Help your mother out, turn on the AC.
And don't put it in gear! - No, he won't.
I'll be right there. - Okay.
Bye, sir. See you. - Goodbye.
Come by the house sometime. - Of course, thank you.
Mitesh Bhai...
Don't screw with me, Tiwari! Where's the money?
What's done is done.
Oh so you want to play hardball then?
Do whatever you want.
That's what I'm doing.
And it's done.
Mehmood Bhai.
Mitesh Bhai, but why...
What're you staring at?
He's an idiot. - Yes. He has taken after you.
Can't believe you took me seriously.
I usually don't. I'm glad we can laugh about it now.
Tell me, Mitesh.
Mehmood Bhai, the job is done.
That oaf still there? - He's right here. Say 'hello'.
Hello, Mehmood Bhai. I gave him the full amount.
Is he trying to cheat me? - No, he's actually a good man.
See you soon. - Yes. Okay.
Tiwari, when someone feeds you,
you don't screw them in the ass.
Isn't that right? Am I right? - Absolutely.
It's okay. It happens. No problem.
I'll see you soon. - Sure.
Let's go. Dad's back.
What're you doing?
That's Utkarsh! My dream house.
If work continues like this, it'll be ours one day.
It looks haunted!
A house is a house whether ghosts live in it or people.
Let's go. They are honking.
Go ahead, fly over me!
Mitesh...
Everyone's in such a hurry. As if they're running the country.
You stopped in the middle of the road.
They were bound to honk.
Mom. - Yes?
Can I stay over at Nikhil's instead?
No.
You always stay there.
Shouldn't we invite him over once in a while?
There he is.
Hello, Miss Meera. Hello, Nikhil.
'Sup?
My other car is at the service centre.
That's why I brought the smaller car.
What other car?
Bye, Nikhil! - Bye!
How was the function? - It was so boring!
I think my father's assistant lives here.
But his is a duplex.
How was the ice cream? - I didn't like it.
Yes, sir?
What is this? Go get Patel.
What's wrong, Meghani?
Move your car.
I keep forgetting you took my parking spot.
Take this. Here... catch! - Stop! You'll hurt someone!
Come move it yourself!
Nope! On Fridays, only drink. No drive.
Just Fridays? You're drunk every day!
Just park it...
What? - Listen, uncle.
My bag is in your other car.
Yes. Yes...
Take it.
Get it.
What's he packed, a body?!
This entire generation is screwed.
Go right! Shoot!
Abort, abort!
Dad, Oculus!
Are you even playing? - Yes.
No, you're not. He's fooling you. - Nikhil, I'm playing, right?
Sure... look, there's a zombie.
I was watching that--
Yeah, right.
Dude, I need my own room!
Can I get some water please? I'm dying of thirst.
Did you hear him? Get him some water.
Not the good glasses, they might break!
Hey, listen.
Our accountant, Shailesh Bhai...
I have to go see him.
Now? - Yes.
What to do? He's a night owl.
More like a bat.
I'll be back soon.
Mittu.
I've told you so many times to ring the doorbell.
To enter my own apartment?
How was your function?
There isn't even a second of peace in my life.
Your wife?
Nah, she's an angel.
Really?
What?
That jerk, Patel!
And Nikhil.
Who is Nikhil? - Rahul's friend.
Who does he think he is?
Acts like he lives in some palace.
We went to pick him up today.
I felt like running him over.
Who cares what a child thinks?
I care about what my kids think!
Now they're in an International School,
With their fancy friends from Bandra, Carter Road, Bandstand.
Nothing I do is good enough for them.
Rahul is embarrassed to invite Nikhil to our house.
Then get a new house. Problem solved!
Not everyone gets a new house for free.
Mittu. - Yes?
I want you to do something...
Please.
Have I ever said no?
Great!
Here is my audition script.
Get up. - Now?
Get up old man. - Don't call me old.
I'll perform.
You follow the script. Okay?
'In the modern rat race'
'I run, I fall, '
'I get back up and keep going.'
'But my skin stays beautiful'
'Thanks to Glow and Gorgeous.'
So? What do you think?
Mittu?
I think... I have to get that house.
Which house?
My dream home.
What's up, uncle?
Cup of tea.
How is Mr Mehta? - You a broker?
It's cold. - Still ten bucks.
Think you're clever?
Just a bit.
Keep it.
Tell me one thing.
Does he live alone?
The old man? Yeah.
And his family? - That's two things.
Give me that other one...
He's all alone. Had a son, Amit. Passed away.
The old man also has one foot in the grave.
Anything else? Will cost more. - Maybe later.
Tikdam, my dear boy.
How is your mother? - Aunties!
She's a fighter.
Take this.
Thank you, Auntie,
Hope this helps. - Thank you, Auntie.
Thank you, Auntie?
Thank you, Auntie.
Where would I be without you all!?
My uncle here has come all the way from Nashik
just to give me money for Mom's treatment.
But two-thousand is way too much in this economy.
How can he say that?
How can you put a number on family?
Absolutely right. - Right?
How about you give me that,
I'll add two thousand to it
and get your mom treated for good.
Okay?
Scoundrel!
Your uncle is such a lovely man.
Big time...
What the-- stop!
Wait, please. - Leave! Get out! Get lost!
Wait, please.
Chotu!
Walk away or you'll leave in an ambulance.
Just stop! I just--
Chotu!
'BANDRA MAN DEDICATES LIFE TO ASHRAM AFTER SON'S DEATH'
Keep it moving. Say your prayers and keep it moving.
Hello.
I don't want a loan!
Hail Babaji!
Sir. Regular? - Regular.
Who won the toss? - Australia.
They always win. They must have a two-sided coin.
Dad, I need a signature.
Again? Which subject?
Of course, Math!
I didn't like math either.
Dad, please don't tell mom I failed.
Otherwise, she'll cancel my birthday party.
No. I won't tell your mom.
Study harder next time.
But birthdays come only once a year.
I won't tell mom either...
Sir, get in line. - Yes, I am.
Just a little further up.
You can't jump the line! - Excuse me!
Yes. - Get back in line!
Excuse me.
Govinda Uncle?
Are you Govinda...
Uncle, I'm Mitesh Meghani.
Amit's childhood friend.
Don't you recognize me? It's okay.
Last time we met was... Amit's funeral.
Who are we to fight Babaji's will?
Do you come here often?
Tuesdays and Saturdays.
And you stand in line every time?
No. I can't let you line up like cattle.
Come with me.
Please come, uncle.
Trust me, uncle. Come.
Hey... Mister! Where are you going?
I can't even leave the line now?
Keep walking.
Come.
Seek his blessings and leave.
Hail Babaji!
Seek his blessings and leave.
Come.
Seek his blessings and leave.
This way.
Is he your father?
Bring him the VIP offerings! - Yes, sir.
Come.
And then I understood.
Then I understood
that there is no joy in chasing life's illusion.
True bliss belongs to family,
and amongst those you consider to be yours.
Let me take that.
I'll see you on Tuesday. - Tuesday.
Hail Babaji!
Mitesh.
Will you have tea?
Maybe we shouldn't, uncle.
I don't want to get pelted with stones again.
Ohh!
That was you? - Yes.
No way! - It's okay.
You know what, uncle? Let's have that tea.
I'm sorry.
For throwing stones at you. - It's alright.
These real estate brokers...
...are a pain in the ass. - Absolutely.
It's in their blood.
The moment they see a good property, they pounce like vultures.
And our house... is quite lovely.
Come in.
High ceiling.
Such great light.
A beautiful living room. Like a party hall.
And the start of an ashram of your own!
Shoes.
Preachers and sneakers don't go together.
Chotu!
Chotu! Tea!
Oh, no! Careful!! Would have been a disaster!
Everything I have is because of him.
Even my life.
How so?
My father was twenty-five when he passed away.
Like Amit. - Like Amit.
So my faith in Babaji waned.
Impossible! - Yes.
And I received...
A painful reckoning.
So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits.
And Babaji's grace saved my life.
Babaji's grace and a bypass.
Yes.
And this...?
Amit's room. - Amit.
That's why it seemed familiar.
All the memories are coming back to me.
Amit's bat.
Look at this!
That's us! Here's Amit and that's me.
That's all we did all day. Cricket...
Chocolate milkshakes...
You must get so lonely without Amit in such a big house.
Well, at least you have Chotu.
Dad, I miss Amit too much. I'm leaving.
Listen.
'Uncle' is fine.
'Dad' is too much responsibility.
Of course. You're right.
Sorry.
I hope I didn't offend you. - No.
Uncle. - Hail Babaji.
Hail Babaji.
Last month's bill.
Chotu!
No, uncle. No.
No.
What? - No.
Does no one cook at home?
Nobody cooks at home??
These people sell stale food.
No, sir. Not anymore... - Don't argue with me.
From now on, only home-cooked meals
made by your daughter-in-law. Every day.
Take this.
Now leave.
Uncle, you... Okay, bye.
Hail Babaji.
Sir, the bell has been rung. - It has?
This way, please.
Come.
That's the Pilates room, sir.
Right.
Sir.
Yes.
Mehmood Bhai.
Mitesh! There he is!
Make him a drink. - Yes, sir.
Enough!
Neat, sir? - No. Two fingers soda.
Soda doesn't belong in single Malt.
Then no soda.
Thanks. Cheers!
Cheers. Cheers!
Want to get in? - No.
Come on! - I couldn't.
Mehmood Bhai...
ALTAC stock prices have dropped to an all-time low...
They've dumped as far as they'll go.
Now, they'll pump!
Sure, but I bought mine at the highest...
My dear.
ALTAC isn't a risk. It's an opportunity.
Buy loads more shares.
I'd love to, but all my money is... parked.
How about your friend, Rajan...
If you introduced us, I could invest.
Thank you, Rajan Bhai.
A friend of Mehmood Bhai is a friend of mine.
Of course.
I'll return it in three months. - You sure will!
Shall I leave?
Hold up the logo.
Like this? - A little higher.
Yes... Smile. Okay.
Got it.
Done?
"Babaji has such a big"
"name."
"Babaji has such a massive"
"intellect."
"In him is the balm for every ailment."
"With him all things are possible!"
The slippers are nice, aren't they?
Come.
Fresh from the open fields, engorged with fragrance.
Dinner time!
Will you have a cold drink?
Chotu, run and get a cold drink.
As cool as Baba, as fresh as Baba.
Vibhor Baba toothpaste.
It's been eons since I've had a home cooked meal.
Thank you, dear.
Ice cream?
Yes. - Chotu, run and grab some ice cream.
I literally just got back from the store...
Along with ice cream,
we have carrot halwa, Dad.
I'm sorry. Uncle.
Dad is fine.
Do we have to wait for the ice cream?
'Course not!
Here. - It's all yours.
Can't find my phone.
Have you seen my phone?
You're standing on the pillow!
Yes, so? - So? Dust them off!
And she never puts enough salt in the food.
Everything tastes so bland. - Hear that?
You're already so salty.
Any more and you'll be insufferable. - No respect...
It's always sass with you!
Where are you going, Mitesh?
I'm going to the ashram.
Don't forget your son in your new obsession.
What will he do at the ashram?
It's his birthday, Mitesh!
Oh right! I'm sorry. - The party is at 7 pm.
Was it 7 pm or 8 pm? - Nice try.
Don't forget to get the cake. - I won't.
What are we getting him?
You're getting him sneakers. I mean, I have got them.
Like the ones Nikhil has. And I got him a new backpack.
Perfect, Mrs Meghani.
Just a minute.
Here's the receipt for the cake.
Bring it. Please blow this up.
I have to go. - Here, blow this up.
Listen.
My mom is coming today. For the party.
She never comes just for a party.
It's only for a couple of days.
She'll get us divorced in a couple of days.
Take this. I'm running late. - Oh come on!
When you pick up the cake,
Make sure it says 'Happy Birthday, Rahul.'
I'll be back. - Where are you going?
I have this tradition. When India plays cricket,
I like to have a drink.
You too? - You too?!
Hey, sir. Regular?
No. Special.
And this is my tradition.
We never lose with my beads.
'Where are you?'
One more?
No. Actually... I...
'Mom just got here.'
One more. Let's go.
Special.
Wait, Cheers!
Capitalist.
This is what Amit and I used to drink.
On the sly!
On the sly?
But Amit used to drink with me.
I mean, I used to drink it on the sly.
Because of my dad.
He wasn't cool like you.
I think of Amit all the time.
I do too.
I miss him so much.
Cigarette?
No?
Don't get me wrong,
But in such a big house,
I bet you see him all the time. On the lawn,
or going up and down the stairs,
out in the garden, in the living room...
Did you never feel like leaving the house?
You sound like those brokers now.
I'll never sell that house.
Who's talking about selling?
What then? I should just buy another house for free?
Gifts are always free, Dad. - Gifts?
Dad...
A friend of mine has an apartment.
In Shanti Dham building in Santacruz.
It's a multi-storey building.
It has a brand new elevator, 24hrs water and electricity,
It has all the facilities.
Perfect Feng-shui, well-ventilated.
North facing windows.
And the neighbours are great. That's an added advantage.
But... Who'll look after this house, then?
What am I here for?
I'll take care of everything.
You go live in care free at Shanti Dham.
Dad, you see...
Amit is no more.
We can't bring him back.
But your...
Your second son is still alive.
Yes. Absolutely.
I might just end up
leaving you the house once I'm gone,
My second son.
Amazing! Son of a--
Dad.
- Yes?
You were saying... - What?
That you want to leave me the house?
Yes.
Are you sure? - I'm sure.
So... I should draw up a will? By dinner tomorrow?
Yes, sure! - Wow!
Wow!
They lost a wicket, and I gained a son.
Another special?
Hey! One more Special!
Dad. Cheers! - Cheers!
This way, we're parked this...
Goodnight.
Hey, stop! Stop!
What's your name?
Mitesh Meghani...
Breathe out when you say it.
Mitesh Meghani.
Get out.
Here.
Will you get home safely?
Sure, let's go.
Not here...
You're over there.
Mitesh Bhai. Your cake.
Is it good? - Delicious.
Want some more?
No. That's enough. - Thank you.
Come on.
Sir!
Hey! - You live here.
Really?
A bite, not the whole thing.
Isn't that Nikhil's dad? - Yeah, that's him.
Who is that?
Cake?
It's his kid's birthday party, and he's out here taking a stroll.
Here he comes.
I have beautiful news!
I don't want to hear it. - Have some cake.
What is this? What will people say?
I saw them downstairs, Ma.
They didn't say anything. It's all in our heads.
What example are you setting for for the kids?
What example?
I don't even know what he does.
Social work, I keep telling you. - Social work?
Birthdays come every year! What's the big deal?
Cake!
Sorry... - You've ruined my daughter's life!
That... That is not true.
Lemonade.
Get me couple of aspirin too.
Tell me something.
Who leaks answers to fourth-grade exams?
And if he is that dumb, why even send him to school?
I have my reasons.
Understood. I'll be right back.
Good afternoon, Dad.
Wake up, the sun is up!
Your daughter-in-law has sent your favourite food.
Please come.
Chotu, get him lemonade and set the table.
Come.
Aloo curry, and you favourite friend Bhature bread!
And this is Tawde, the lawyer. - Hello, Dad.
He's brought your will. - Why?
You told me to bring it. - When?
Last night, Dad. - Last night?
You want to give this house to me.
Dad, we spoke about my friend from Shanti Dham building.
Remember? You liked his flat too.
We discussed it!
Oh, yes!
I was drunk.
I told you... I told him that,
but he insisted, 'Bring the Will before we eat.'
He's right.
I was drunk.
Dad, initials on every page and sign the last page.
Read it.
Okay.
I was drunk.
The flush is broken. The toilet is overflowing.
Chotu!
Does this happen often?
The plumber is on speed dial.
Hello.
Okay. He'll be an hour.
But...
We'll run out of water by then.
513, Cross Street. Right away.
Five minutes.
Five minutes! Your guy would've taken an hour!
Sir, it needs a new chain.
That so?
It will be 500 Rupees.
Go ahead.
Son, give me a couple weeks.
I'll pay you back.
No, I understand...
It must be expensive to maintain such a big house.
I'll see you.
Hail Babaji. - Hail Babaji.
Dad! - Yes?
Actually, don't pay me back.
What if from this very moment,
I pay for all the house's expenses?
As long as you're around.
That's... a great idea. - But then,
I mean, once you're gone,
the house becomes mine.
But until then, son,
I'll live here?
Of course. - And as long as I live here,
you'll pay all the expenses.
All. - Costs of repairs,
maintenance, renovation...
Renovation? - You should really renovate it, son!
If the house is dilapidated,
the government will declare it a heritage site.
Beware of the government. - Understood.
Tawde! Draw up the contract! - For sure this time?
Hey, Patel! Have you lost weight?
Looking good! Good, good!
Are you awake?
Do you want to hear a story?
Long ago in the jungle, there was a huge tree.
A parrot lived on it along with his family.
His neighbour was a nasty crow. Like Patel.
Who lived with his own family.
The parrot worked very hard, toiled all day,
to bring home sweet fruits, and provide for his family.
While the crow brought home maggots and filth.
The crow's family was always sad.
But the parrot's family? Super happy.
Congratulations, Mr Mehta.
Hail Babaji. - Hail Babaji.
Let's celebrate. - Not today.
We must celebrate today. - Some other time, Dad.
Get the bottle.
Dad, not today. I'm sorry.
I'll see you later. Bye.
I'll stay!
Let me see! Mom, I need a phone.
After 7th grade.
Hello, family. I have an important announcement.
Don't be shocked. Okay?
We're gonna have to move out.
Why? - Why?
Because that house in Bandra... Utkarsh?
My dream home...
It's ours!
Didn't I say you'd be proud of me? Didn't I?
When are we moving?
That old uncle still lives there.
We move in as soon as he leaves.
Where is the uncle going? - His heavenly abode!
"Oh my naive heart pines."
"For its innumerable desires."
"And got everything..."
Shall we renovate the gardener's hut too?
No! There's no need for that.
How do you like it? - Sir, payment.
It looks like an ice-cream, err... an ashram.
Isn't it amazing? - Sir...
Sir, the payment...
Get off my ass! What is this?
Something wrong? - Mr Mehta picked the premium paint.
Mitesh, this is a one-time expense.
You won't have to do it again once I'm gone.
Double-coat the house.
No! - Yes.
"I have lost myself in daylight's bright shine."
Hello, my lovely! What a beautiful day! How are we doing?
Cheers, darling! - Cheers!
I love you. - I love you.
Good shot, Rahul! Nikhil, learn to bowl.
Thanks, Dad.
My handsome boy...
"I opened my eyes and..."
Are you stargazing in daylight?
You're the one seeing stars.
"Oh my naive heart, how you shout unsettled?"
"My only prayer is for you to find some peace."
"I travelled far and wide, yet I could not find."
"Oh heart just tell me, where can I find some peace?"
"I have lost myself in daylight's bright shine."
"Without a clue to where the night disappeared."
You can then do Pilates and drink wine like Zara.
Not at the same time, of course--
There's something on your face. - What's she doing?!
In the middle of the street...
Let me wipe it off.
Someone's at the window.
Look, she's asking you something.
Sir, is Andheri this way?
Andheri? - Tell her.
Go straight and then take a right.
Where do you want to go? - I told her. Go straight...
Four Bungalows neighbourhood.
Go straight and then take a right.
Okay? Thank you. - Thank you.
Bye, ma'am.
Be careful. - To hell with her.
Weren't they lovely?
Who?
Her sunglasses.
Whose?
LBW! He's out! - They'll declare it a no-ball.
Huh? How?
Wow, Mehmood Bhai! You're a magician!
That was amazing!
Shall I place a bet?
Bet at least two...
Yes.
Hello, Sudhir.
Bet 200,000 on Kolkata.
Go ahead. Place my bet.
I won't lose money, right, Mehmood Bhai?
Well, you wouldn't let that happen.
The bowler was paid off in front of me.
Really!?
Mark my words. He'll be thrashed in the tenth over.
Chotu.
Yes?
Has dinner arrived?
No.
Just like yesterday, and the day before...
Sir, I don't trust that Mitesh...
If I need your opinion. I'll ask for it.
How much did you pay this guy?
Didn't need to.
He's just really bad.
Hello.
Hello, Mitesh!
Yes, Dad. What happened? - There's been an emergency.
Power's out. Come over. It's urgent!
Right now? - Yes.
Right now. It's urgent. - But...
Come right away.
OK, fine.
And keep your spine straight. Relaxed.
You're enjoying, no?
Lovely.
Rukmini, we'll have to go. Something has come up.
You go ahead.
I'll make sure that your wife and kids get home safe.
Okay. Bye. - Bye.
Very nice.
How did the power go out?
Did you pay the bill? - Yes!
Did you check the switchboard?
The main switch is off. Who shut?
Chotu? - No.
Chotu.
The power is back. - Yes.
Let's watch the match. Come on.
Come on.
Mitesh.
I'm coming.
One won't do anything.
Chotu, water! - I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Want another drag? Or shall I take it back?
Wanna see a magic trick?
A magic trick?
I can predict what's going to happen before each ball.
Yeah, right!
Bet? - Bet.
Now watch. - Okay.
Six runs on this ball.
That's a six!
Fluke. - Come on!
That was a fluke. - Watch now.
Now, there will be a four and then a no-ball.
That's four!
Now, with my eyes closed.
He's taking a run-up.
It'll be a six.
That's a six!
This is incredible!
Sudhir, I bet 700,000 on Kolkata.
Yes, yes! I'm sure!!
Are you betting on Kolkata?
Of course!
Let me see how much you win.
Put your money where your beads are.
I bet 100 Rupees.
It's done. Done.
Six!
It's over.
It's over. The match is over.
How strange! The rain has really picked up.
Mumbai declared winner
by one run, using the DLS method.
Son, never underestimate the mala.
Hail Babaji.
Alas, tonight's match goes to Mumbai.
How much did you lose?
You're leaving?
What about dinner? You haven't sent any dinner in...
That's not in the contract, Dad.
And stop bothering me with trivial things.
I'm not Chotu.
Stop.
Mitesh Bhai, it's you!
Patil, cover for me.
I'll be right back.
You're back! - Go to sleep.
Zara-ji has sent dinner for you.
Isn't she sweet?
This is called 'cottage cheese bao, ' Okay?
I was thinking that once uncle...
I mean, when we move to the bungalow,
we should get curtains like Zara and Mehmood's.
And that velvet sofa set...
We could get that.
They only look expensive.
With some yellow sheer fabric.
Listen. - We could get that.
Listen to me. We have to sell the car.
Once the stock prices shoot up, we'll get a better car.
The one with four bangles.
We started off with nothing.
We'll be fine.
Just hope we get that house soon.
What can you do about it?
Not like you can scare him away.
Hail Babaji. Hi Dad.
This is your daughter-in-law.
Greeting, Papa.
At last, we meet! - Take this.
I'm Rukmini. - Put this in the dining room there.
Come on.
Go! Go this way and turn left.
In there? - Yes. This way.
Go, dad. - Come on.
Upstairs, go on!
Are you done planting it?
What about you? Is it connected?
Let's go.
Out this way.
I received a painful reckoning.
So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits.
Then, by Babaji's grace, my life was saved.
Looks painful.
Dad.
Dad, please. I'm sorry about the other day.
I've been very busy with work. So... Tell him ...
He's been very busy with work.
Dad, I've installed a TV in your room.
You can sit back, relax and watch cricket.
Please eat. - Yes. Have some.
Chotu! Chotu!
Chotu!
Chotu...
Run! Run away! Run...
It was a minor heart attack. - By Babaji's grace!
I mean, that it wasn't major.
If he keeps smoking at this rate,
Babaji can't save him for long.
Booze? - Absolutely not!
You need complete bed rest.
Understood? Take it easy.
I'll take your leave. - Sure.
Please take these away. Take the cigarettes away.
Show her out.
Hey, buddy.
What's wrong?
Isn't there a moment's peace in this house?
What did I do, man?
Not you, the old man. - What about him?
Ever since that Mitesh said so,
he thinks the house is haunted.
Huh? - A spirit.
And he believed it? - Of course.
Falls for everything he says.
When you kill a beast, there's bound to be a feast...
I try to help but no one listens to Chotu.
Dude, he...
Furrowed brows and a pale visage. You seem troubled, my son.
I don't have any change. Get lost.
Either I leave you alone, or I can make the old man leave the house.
As you wish, child.
You...
Screw off and go make tea.
...will run the old man off!
Hey!
I won't run him off. The spirit will.
The Spirit that lives in Govinda's courtyard.
I'll go and tell Govinda about her.
Govinda will shit his... He'll be terrified, man.
After that, we'll request the spirit to leave.
But she won't listen.
But how could she?! She doesn't exist!
Thus, Govinda will get the hell out to save himself
and you can move in with your family.
What's in it for you?
Cash. 15,000.
I could pluck a vagrant off the street for a fraction of the cost.
Fine, then I'll just speak to the old man myself.
Get my drift?
Delicious.
Your son Amit was murdered. And your father too.
Murdered? - Murdered.
Murder? - Murder.
Murder? - Murder?
Murder?
Murder.
It was done by the same spirit
who lives in your house.
Last time, you barely escaped death.
But this time, to defeat her,
I must stay here and meditate.
Mitesh, what should I do?
Well, Dad, I'm confused.
Doesn't seem right to you?
Sir... - Aren't you scared?
Well, if Trikaal Baba recommends it, we must heed his advice.
So...
Shall I begin my meditation?
I feel like I have seen you somewhere.
Must be on the Babaji Channel.
I often appear digitally.
Eat some more. - Sure.
Hail Vibhor Baba... Hail Vibhor Baba!
What the hell are you up to?
What is all this? What is this?
What is this? - Shh!
You scared me, dude!
Buddy, I'm venturing into religion.
Venturing into religion...
Chotu!
Chotu, look.
You won't tell the old man, right?
He never listens to me anyway.
Why is he kissing Pooja? Isn't he married to Rinki?
Pooja is his mistress.
What's a mistress?
When a married man has a girlfriend, that woman is called a mistress.
Oh! Cool!
What's so cool about being a terrible, dishonest, disgusting person?
Just as it's wrong to cheat on exams or sports...
This is cheating too. On your family.
I can't even imagine doing such a thing.
By the way, why are you letting the kids watch this?
It's a comedy.
Won't be so funny when they grow up and do this themselves.
Want to get a haircut next weekend?
I'll be back in a minute.
Hello, Mehmood bhai. Good evening.
How is the family? - Yes, all good.
I wanted to ask you something. - Ask away.
ALTAC prices seem to have hit rock bottom.
My man,
I just got out of a board meeting.
Listen. Starting Monday, we're raising the stock prices.
Are you sure?
Rajan has started sending 'Good night' messages now.
Rajan is a funny guy.
Don't worry, Mitesh.
As long as I'm alive, I won't let you suffer a loss.
ALTAC will make us all rich.
Okay, I'll...
Hello?
Mehm... Hello?
What happened?
The same as usual. Crappy network in this town.
Mehmood Bhai...
I'm devastated. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Mitesh Meghani, social worker.
Sorry. We're not family.
We're all one family, though.
I also own shares of Mehmood Bhai's company.
Your company... - ALTAC?
Yes.
Then, sorry for your loss.
Mitesh my man!!
Forgot to check your calendar, eh? - No, no, not at all.
Let's talk privately, please. I have my son with me.
That's my son. Little Rajan. Total asshole.
I can't kick a kid's ass, now can I?
You said we were friends, Rajan--
Yeah, because you were Mehmood's friend.
And friend, my ass!
I send you so many messages. 'Good morning', 'good evening',
'good night'... Do you ever reply? Not once!
I'll return your money.
Of course, you will.
Within four days, counting yesterday, and today.
But...
You think I scared him?
But that's only two days, Rajan!
Hey, Altaf! Forgotten to check your calendar, eh? Catch him!
Run, run!
Come on. I'll buy you a hockey stick.
Hello, Aatish. How are you?
No, all good. Hold on.
I'll have a cappuccino, please.
Aatish, I need a million rupees. When should I come by for it?
You were supposed to get the old man out of here.
Give me 72 hours.
I'll get him out.
Hello, Mr. Tiwari. How are you?
Lend me 2 million. I'll give you 24 percent interest.
I'll repay you in a month.
Aatish?
- No! No!
When will he leave?
When will he get out?
Be patient, my child!
You had asked for 72 hours. It's been 80 hours.
When will he get out?
Tiwari?
Sir.
You call this a cappuccino?
Go to hell, Mitesh Meghani.
You can't leave me like this.
Preeti, listen to me.
Preeti, please listen.
Look, I'm not a good man.
I know. - But I'm not bad either.
What's going on between us is neither good for you...
...nor for my family.
This feels wrong.
Get out of my house.
You don't understand!
Preeti, listen to me.
Get out! - Preeti!
Calm down. - Get out.
I'm going.
Preeti.
Please leave the keys with the guard on your way out.
Mitesh, where am I supposed to go?
You can stay with your friend in Lokhandwala?
It'll be much easier to get to your auditions from there too.
No, no, no...
Thank you.
How will you repay the rest?
Rajan, this is all I have. I don't have anything else.
Okay. Take this.
What's this? - It's a schedule
Of which limb we'll break each week.
It's company policy!
'Save your bones by repaying your loans.'
"left leg" is listed twice.
It will have healed by then.
It's not personal. Everyone follows it.
Are you sure? - Yes.
Dad? - Yes.
Kneecap.
Kneecap? - Yes.
Kneecap.
Rukmini.
Wake up.
Listen.
Do you remember
what you told me?
You said
that we would be fine even if we didn't have anything.
What happened?
I...
How is it? - Getting better.
Lunch.
What's all this? - It is my health scoreboard.
Do you need all this?
I need what I need.
I brought lunch for you. Chotu!
Chotu is busy. - No problem.
How do you feel now?
Dad, that's why I've been thinking
that until your health gets better,
I'll stay here with my family.
That way, we can take good care of you--
Salt. - What?
Salt.
Not enough? I'll get some. - Too much.
There's no salt in dessert, Dad.
Dad, as I was saying, we can move in here.
We will live together as a family. - I don't know, Mitesh.
You haven't felt like family lately.
But I am your son. - Sure you are.
But only part time. Part-time?
What are you saying? I've done so much for you, dad.
I have fulfilled all your needs.
I got the whole house renovated.
I even bring lunch for you. - That is the problem.
You bring lunch for me only when you need something.
When you get what you want, you forget about me.
You leave me to starve.
Then again lunch was never part of the contract.
Don't say that...
Feed me.
Dad, please.
Please, Dad. Please.
Please, Dad...
My family will end up on the street. We're basically there!
Please, dad. Please.
Do it for Baba's sake, Dad. Please.
Fine.
Are you sure? - Fine.
Downstairs...
is nice.
The gardener's cottage.
Gardener's cottage? - Gardener's cottage.
Thank you. - What?
Thank you. - No, no...
Thank you. Bills.
Pay them, or you'll lose what's in the contract too.
Wow! Is this the same house?
Not this. That one.
"You're the worst kind of person."
"Everything you touch fades away." - Wow, dad!
This... - Wow!
It's beautiful.
Just a minute.
Come on. Have a seat and eat something.
I'll sit there. - Come on. Sit down.
"You're the apple that..."
Dad, you know, he's exactly like Granny,
but nice.
Don't get too close... - Whatever, Dad.
What's this? - If you're staying in the gardener's cottage,
you must do the gardening.
Hello, Meera. - How are you?
Our car is parked over there. I'd better go before it gets towed.
Over here.
Let's go.
Listen.
Where's my salary?
What a bunch of deadbeats!
Hey, listen to me.
"You're a stain that can't be bleached."
"A whale that has been beached."
Hey, wait! Wait...
What are you doing? - I am the new nurse.
You are not a nurse. - Yes, but I am an actor.
And I can act like a nurse.
What nonsense is this? Weren't you going to Lokhandwala?
I wasn't going to Lokhandwala, You were sending me there.
Why should I live with dead mice
when I can get a job here
and a room too? - But...
But why here? Why here? - Listen,
You can't afford a nurse.
And I'm not living in Lokhandwala.
You do the math. - Oh yeah??
Okay. Fine.
Go on. - But we're not together anymore.
Why are you doing the Havan indoors? The ceiling will turn black.
The spirit is indoors, So the exorcism must happen indoors!
Leave evil spirit, begone!!
Babaji!
Wow, Rahul! Amazing!
I am so proud of you.
You know, ma'am. I always knew he would do well if he worked hard.
You see he is an intelligent child, you know.
I am? - Yes, you are.
You just don't know it yet. And I... - 18.
Out of 100.
19.
Fail.
He got this leaked exam.
Where did you get the exam from?
What do you want? - I want my salary.
What the hell for?!
I don't act for free.
You want to be paid for acting!? Do you even know how to act?
I got paid for the light bulb ad.
Because I paid the producer your salary to hire you.
That's why you got paid for it. She wants a salary!
So what? I still got paid.
Where will I get the money?
From some tree? Or my money factory?
Where should I get money?!
Figure it out.
Fraud!
Preeti, come on, I'm sorry.
Baby, please... Sorry.
Preeti. Please.
Tell me something.
Don't you miss me?
Of course I do. But...
Please don't tell Dad.
I have to think about my family now.
Just once... For old time's sake...
No, I can't do that.
Rukmini, no... Please...
Listen...
Rukmini, please. Rukmini...
It is not what you think, Please listen to me.
That nurse was licking your face.
She was not. She was whispering in my ears.
I broke up with her days ago!
How long has this been going on?!
It's over now.
I'm such a fool! I should never have trusted you.
I...
Sorry. Listen to me. Please.
Rukmini. Okay, hear me out.
Please, let me explain. - Shoes outside!
You're a fraud, and you've made our son a fraud too.
What are you doing? Both of you go out.
Pack your bags. Come on.
I am going to your granny's house. Pack your things.
Come on. Pack your things.
Your father has found you a new mom.
What are you saying to them?
Rukmini, you're angry right now. Please wait. Let's talk.
Go talk to your nurse!
What are you saying?
Okay, wait. I'll get a taxi.
Very nice.
His wife is leaving him and he wants to hail a taxi!
Mom.
Let's go, sir.
'Babaji meditated all night amongst the waves.'
Get out. Right now!
I can't leave the patient alone.
Patient? I am destined to commit murder. And I just might today.
Dad, she is an actor. She is not a real nurse. She is a fraud.
You got me a fake nurse?
Dad... No.
What's going on, child? - See this man out of my house.
Okay.
Fine! Since it has come to this,
let me give you another piece of new information.
This Baba is a fraud too!
That's right! - The Baba is a fraud too?
Yes.
Then what are you, Mitesh?
Are you any less fraudulent?
Tikdam, my son? - Yes.
Get this man out of my house.
You... What did you call him?
Tikdam... my name.
Mitesh, I am physically unwell,
not mentally.
Dad. - Thankfully, Chotu told me everything.
Throw him all the way out.
Greetings, mother.
Rukmini.
Rukmini, please. Open the door.
Rukmini, please. Let's talk.
I had warned you.
I made a mistake. Let it go. Please forgive me.
This house and whatever I did to get it...
I did it for us... For our family.
You didn't need to buy our love.
We weren't your customers.
We were your family.
Don't say "were". You are my family.
Why do you want to separate?
Because you are selfish.
You only think about yourself.
Don't use us as an excuse.
That house was your dream, not ours.
You are right.
I am a fool.
I thought I was a parrot but I turned out to be a crow.
How about I stay here too?
I don't let crooks stay in my house.
Don't be a bother your mother. Okay?
It's not us she's bothered by.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I told mom about the exam.
It's okay.
I love you.
I love you too. Okay?
You better make things right.
I promise.
He is risen! Hail Babaji!
It's good to see you here, child.
You must attend the ashram's inauguration next week.
Let the old man die,
then see what I do to you, you degenerate.
You are naive, child.
Look, if Uncle lives a little longer,
I'll get squatter's rights.
After that, this house
will belong to the institution, child.
That rule applies only to farmers, you rat. - Child...
In this country, religion is above all else.
Especially if it's your own.
I'd like to see you try and kick me out.
Child?!
No! - Have mercy!
I'll kill you!
Get lost!
Get lost.
Rajan Bhai.
Mitesh bhai!
Surprised to see you turn to violence.
Wait, the poison isn't for yourself, is it?
What difference does it make? - What difference does it make?
Very high quality.
Preeti?
Yes, it's me.
Who is that?
Mitesh!?
Dad!
You killed the old man!
No... I came here to kill him, but he died on his own.
Don't lie. Don't lie to me.
I won't... - I saw you.
What did you see? You saw nothing!
I saw you. Don't lie. - Calm down.
Calm down. - I saw you kill the old man.
Come here. Listen to me!
Listen to me. - No...
You killed the old man. - Listen to me!
You... - Wait.
Wait!
You can have the gardener's cottage.
I want the whole house.
You want the whole house?!
I want the whole house. - You want the whole house.
Son of a...
When you kill a beast, there's bound to be a feast...
You're sure you want to sign over this house to these three?
Don't run away after dropping off the clothes.
You turned all my socks pink...
You?
I thought it was the laundryman. - Samosas for the kids.
Samosas?
A couple of samosas won't kill them.
Do you want to stay for dinner?
Yes, please. I am starving. And I am sick of eating samosas.
Come.
Mom!
The laundryman is staying for dinner.
Rice.
Here, have your samosa.
You can stay for dinner today,
but don't make it a habit.
Okay.
Wait.
Wow, son.
Thank you, mom. - Dad, he failed.
But this time, just barely.
Right? - Wow!
Whose son is he? - He's yours too.
Have some dal. - That was amazing.