Cassette... Doesn't have any worth...(sris)...
It's a saying that, a girl is present for every girl.
...but till the age of 5 I didn't know that I'm a boy or a girl.
Because of my parents nourish me with girls clothing's.
Can you imagine?
Because they wanted a girl.
But what to do, they found me?
That's me.
So sweet, isn't it?
I grew up in Mumbai and difference can be easily identify.
Between girl and boy after spending 20 years in Mumbai.
- Err! Shut up. - This year I'll become a qualified engineer.
...with my own money. Not like you guys standing on pocket money.
Oh right... right? From past 3 years you are trying the same.
Err! Let's go have Chana's for free.
Now I'm more dish-antenna lesser boy.
Expert in catching girls signals.
Although I hadn't catch a girl till now.
But I was feeling that all that is about to change.
Guys I'm gona get lucky.
- Who's there? - Your mother is speaking.
- Are you out side? - Aai.
Yes, are you in a disco. Voice is coming.
No Aai I'm not outside, This is marriage
ceremony's voice somebody's occasion is passing by.
Fool, why don't you go to Sandiya Aunty house?
- And you know that she lived alone. - Yes Aai.
And she want to meet you with some unlucky girl.
I don't to meet with any girl, Aai.
Right now I'm paying attention to my studies.
You may concentrate on your studies and passed this year.
No after that I'll pay attention on work.
Leave all this, first go meet Sandiya aunty.
Yes Aai, I'm going to Sandiyaa's aunty home and a bridge is passing by and network...
Hello Cheeko, Listen...
Cheeko.
Okay guys, sorry I have to go.
Bye.
Another chance had been passed by the hand.
That was my life story.
Luck wonder me up or down or Inversely.
Like this lift. Why it's going up?
Beer and Chana is a very deadly combination.
That what a noise? I have to name it, 'The Boo'.
Hello, what that lift is doing?
Well... Hello.
Welcome again.
I knew I was get lucky tonight.
Door of my luck was about to open.
This Teebu swine is still here.
Lift will stop by press that.
Run, Deebu will spoil the chance.
She hates Deebu and then how she loves me.
Oh God! Lift stop.
Damn Deebu.
So such like that mine, means another day of Kabir Achariyakar's life was about to finished.
Are you crazy?
That 11:07 Thana-Iocal removed her locks and rally her deep eyes with me.
She was beautiful.
Not only the eyes she was whole and soul deep.
Who gona marry with that kind of chronic Liquored?
What did I do?
Aren't you ashamed of? You old people are standing and you are sitting.
Idiot. Get lost.
Bawari was doing social service.
- Amazing. - You please sit.
Oh No! Mount Fuji was about to be blown.
Darling.
Darling me.
What did I do? I don't know her.
Hello pussy cat.
She was too much heavy according to her figure.
...But right now she was totally out.
And that was the time... Run Kabir.
Run... Run hurry up before she gets up.
That's right Kabir, run by leaving this alone drunk girl in this condition on Prail station.
I wish I can able to do that.
But what to do? I had to make sure that she's safe.
I felt that she's my responsibility.
And that's why I had to bare it.
I'll never understand why girls keeps there whole wardrobe in there bad.
I don't know what at 12 o'clock at night she hung up on my neck.
If she fainted on Dadar station instead of Pravil station than at least I can able to manage a taxi.
I had only one way.
Sir I need a room.
She's with me.
- Is she along with you? - No... No nothing is such like that.
She's is a bit sick.
A bit low people come here instead of going to hospital.
- Payment cash or card? - Cash.
Rupees 2000 only.
2000?
- Do you have it or? - No... No... I'm paying.
- Chooto. - Come sir.
Plan was that I manage her at hotel and go to home.
But...
Okay. Thank you.
- Good night sir. - Good night.
- Good night sir. - Err I said good!
Sweet dreams sir.
No sir.
He wasn't understanding with change. He wanted to had Gandhi-ji.
My last reserved 50 rupees ended up on 30 rupees.
Happy birth day sir.
My God! He seems to be a far relative of Jadoo.
And in such a case I don't feel better to leave Bawari alone over here.
But don't get any ideas okay.
I was just trying make sure that she's safe and sound.
Speaking of sound.
Wow! Perfect!
She snored.
Just my luck.
So this was the first time that I was alone with a girl in a room.
And after all in this condition.
Disgusting.
It's was hot. So like a thorrow gentleman I decided to do something.
An AC worth of 500 must be placed in the room of 2000.
Dammed.
No need to worry, I'm an engineering student.
- Hey manager go there. - What's going on?
- Oh my God! - Switch on the light.
Car is heading towards south instead of north.
Happy birth day dude.
After all this happening story wasn't finished.
Go... Go... Go back.
Grab your ears... and bend over.
Public nonsense... bend over.
Shall I send sms to you?
Sit down, grab your ears and bend over.
Let's go.
Public nonsense... Lay down... let's go lay down.
Lay down.
Mom.
Hay time is about to come.
Hey you move now.
Get up.
Hey Chiknay drop your number.
When I'll come out then we'll play Mundi Kundi.
Hey you pcoket-pickker I'll give under your ear. Let's go.
Pocket-picker.
Want to be a hero, swine. I'll show you how to become a hero.
I always wanted to do something different.
So many times I told Aai and Baba that establish a beer-bar for me somewhere.
But this cruel society.
Honey how much more tea you want to have?
This is your fourth cup.
When I'll cook the food and this boy hasn't come till no?
This is your last tea.
- Paper. - Hi Baba?
- Hi. - Where is your T-shirt?
Aai there was a naked boy in middle of my way he was shivering with cold so I gave to him.
Did you visited Sandiya aunty at Wolli?
Yes I went to Wolli.
You hadn't gone to Wholly. You are lying.
She called me, You hadn't gone to Wolli.
Aai I went to Wolli but didn't go to aunt's home.
You gave your shirt to a kid and you did party all the night.
- You waste your fees money. - Err! My paper
Every year you failed in engineering.
Now you become deaf.
- Pick up the phone. - It's not my ring.
But phone is yours donkey.
- Hello. - You bloody phone thief.
- Who? - Your Grand Mom.
Come out from home and meet me right now at Norman point.
Why?
Because if you'll not reach Norman point in 10 minutes then I'll through your phone into the sea.
No... I'm coming.
Excuse me.
Aren't you ashamed of by flirting with a Ionely girl?
- Idiot. - Flirt, whom may I do it?
Me, yesterday night.
Err! I saved your life and spent whole night atjail for you. And now you are
asking for phone delivery and upon this you are saying that I flirt with you.
No thank you and nothing.
Why are you standing? Let's go.
Go... go where?
Do you want to die? Don't ask questions. Follow me.
Put your order.
Sea breeze. Sea breeze looks good.
And this pasta is good too.
Coco-mojo.
A thin crust pizza with sun right tomato's, organo paporoni and no chili flakes.
Okay that is good too.
- But I'm going to take this. - Only coffee.
Excuse me... Excuse me.
We are sitting over here from past 2 hours and nobody take our order.
Are you in service industry? Aren't you?
From where you did your hotel management?
Is this how you treat your guest?
Is it only one table in whole restaurant?
Excuse me! One minute why are you shouting that much?
Excuse me! Please don't interfere okay.
I'm watching since past two hours that you are
having this 70 rupees sandwich and passing your time.
Sit down now.
Customer is God. Customer is always right.
Never be the customer wait for so long.
No get me two tequila's and two pizzas and a coffee.
She is a mixture of Cashtoo Mukher-jee and Megha-partakar.
Why are you shouting that much?
Water?
I never go out on such kind of date.
What do you say? Date.
Is it looks a date to you?
Do you want to die?
What happened yesterday night?
Yesterday night, nothing... I was at station and you were also at the station.
But you may take bit more liquor, your legs were hanging out of platform.
And train was coming from other side.
And train was coming and I saved you from train.
After saving you from train than so many problems had happened, I
was looking to drop you at home but I wasn't able to find any taxi.
So I managed to take you on my hands.
...in a hotel.
I paid for that also.
After paying for hotel I made you easy inside the hotel.
But AC wasn't working and I wanted to ease you.
And I tried to repair the AC and I don't know what
had happened to me whole hotel's electricity went out.
You want me to believe that.
I did that much so...
Kabir be a man. Yes.
Here.
Embarrassment at peak.
Now what happen?
How much roles she was changing for two hours?
Why are you crying?
Handkerchief.
Actually I breaked-up with my boyfriend yesterday.
That hankie is mine.
Please not again...
Get up.
Only once mistake is being made by the human.
Who make the same mistake twice he's a donkey.
You come back again. Out... out... stop... stop.
- Get out. - Sir.
Stop... Get out from the same door from which you come in.
- Go. - Sir I promise I'll not touch the light switch.
I don't want to hear anything thing out of you. First you get out.
Sir I'm very much helpless.
- What's the compulsion? - Sir she's very sick.
Sick?
If she'll not sleep for 8 hours sir so she'll be more sick and that
illness will catch me and after that both of our blood will be on your hand.
Sir if you'll not give me the room then I'll leave her over here then you answer to the police.
Look don't leave her over... Don't leave her over here.
Only one condition I'll give you the room.
Don't touch the switch.
I'll not even watch it.
Come in sir.
Come.
I was willing to bang Jadoo's brother Jharoo instead of wallet.
But what can I do, right now it's upon esteem after all girl was with me.
Happy Deewali sir.
Girl was out of her senses that's another thing...
Thank God! Wasn't it a girl of a tanker.
She made a whole land of Pawai lake.
She was out for two nights after having Tequila.
I never met with that kind of a girl.
I was feeling that again I hit my school play ground.
Over see-saw.
I never enjoyed that much with anybody.
She was really good fun.
But very strange.
This is good morning Mumbai.
Darana and Jaguu.
You know as many times you meet me you become out after drinking liquor.
That's not done you know.
And I have to roam whole the city while having you in my hands.
Do you know how much my calf muscles are paining because of you from past two days.
And after all this, manager of hotel downstairs looks me with strange eyes.
All because of you.
And anyway you know I saw your ID-card and you are one
year younger to me and you have to show respect to me.
Respect.
So that was our starting. I was been beaten by the Mom after meeting her.
Once I went to jail and twice went to Mumbai's Darshan.
I lose my 3 kgs of weight within two meetings.
And the good thing happened I was being fitted in my old jeans.
But that was only a trailer.
- Vishal Desh Mukh. - Present sir.
- Anekhan Shethi. - Present sir.
- Preety Sharma. - Present Sir.
- Parkash Sharma. - Present Sir.
- Guzatari Kawalwa. - Present Sir.
- Kabir Adarakar. - Present sir.
What a smile do you have?
I'm watching you in the same class for 4 years.
I'm bored by watching you.
Aren't you bored?
Sir I'm following the path of Gandhi-ji.
I'm testing my patient.
Err! Don't take the name of test again you'll be fail.
- Excuse me sir. - Yes.
How may I help you Ma'am?
Actually I'm looking for someone.
- Him. - Who? Kabir.
- When did you shoot his arrow? - Bandoo.
This arrow hasn't been pumped, it hits.
- Let's go. - Where?
Come along with me.
- I'm attending the class. I'm studying. - Kabir let's go.
- I have to attend the class. - Hello.
You young girl. What's happening?
Kabir. You may leave the class.
You may leave I'll not mark you absent.
Have to stand with your girlfriend on such kind of crucial time.
Stand with her if it's possible.
And let her in.
You getup Kabir please leave the class.
Yes sir.
What do you say? Haven't I brought you out?
Like this.
What did you say to the professor?
Nothing, That I'm going to be the mother of your child
and you are about to take me to the hospital. For abortion.
What are you looking at?
Read.
Right now? I'll read it after hitting home.
Do you want to die? Read it right now.
Bawari was in-hobbled to write script.
That along with background music.
Ear-phone on ear and she gave script on hand and that's enough.
Picture starts.
Story was based on future, year 2050.
Women takeover all the world. Girls rule the world.
And the turn all the boys of the world into girls.
This idea is a bit familiar.
Anyway, a last group of men had been spared.
Who was holding the manhood till now.
The wanted to grabs the boys and turns them into man by force.
First prisoner Kabiri, was the pigeon of chief leader of girls Khomini.
Khomini gone mad because of anger after hearing the capture of Kabiri.
And all alone she arrived to finish the last group of men.
Grab her.
Khomini free his pigeon and again put him in the cage.
- How is it? - Be careful Kabir, it's 18th floor terrace.
- It's very good... - And?
What a deep thought? And it's almost futuristic.
And?
Means it's entertaining and put you in disparity of thinking.
Oh Kabir.
One day that film will be made and I'll be free like this wind.
Yes and me too.
Idiot, will you call Titanic?
Let's go.
How much this water is deep over here?
Don't know it's not written over here.
Actually that must be written over here.
So go and try to find how much its deep?
Shall I go in? I can't go in.
- Go and try find how much water is deep? - No... No... I'll go and ask somebody.
Hello. Boss.
Help... Help.
Help. I can't swim.
Help me.
Sit Kabir.
Why don't you tell me before that you can't swim?
How I knew that you tried to drown me?
For some many days I tried to avoid her after that day.
...but what to do that was written in the fate.
Like an old chewing-gum she was been found and stick with me.
Kabir.
Aren't you escaping by seeing me?
- No. - Idiot. Do you like to die?
Let's go.
Truly you make me an donkey.
Let's go Kabir. My heels.
My feet. Let's go Kabir and sit there.
As it is I can't walk.
My heels are killing me.
Shall I massage your feet?
Do one thing Kabir, please exchange the shoes with me.
What? How can I wear them, am I a girl?
Why? Why don't you wear it?
- The can't be fit on me. - At least try it, Kabir.
Do one thing you wear my shoes and I walk with you along with your shoes.
Okay baba! I arrange new shoes for you.
You'll never able to understand the girls.
Go to hell.
Okay baba! Alright... alright.
Com'n Kabir how much graceful you are looking?
You are looking too good. So sweet.
Kabir you want to know a secret?
I'm not welcome prior to take.
What a boy can do if temptations are such like that?
True, she was an expert to give pain and pleasure.
By the time she was sat in the riddle parts of my mind and soul which were only known to me.
And I mean nobody.
So say... Truth is dare!
Say dare... if you are daring! Show it!
Do you have dare to challange me!?
Yes I'm daring! Are you daring? Whatever I'll say will you do that?
Challange? Challange!
Tell me what I do?
If you could not done! So you have to be my slave whole life!
Deal? Deal? Deal!
Tell me what should I do!
You always wants be a super hero... huh?
So tomorrow you will wear your under garments upper your cloths in collage!
One minute!
When Thought about this plan... when it was correct!
When girl wore under garments upper cloths then boys will must teas her... huh?
But She!
That what I didn't think!
When she was normally teasing me, and when I'll become her slave. What'll she do!
What I do! Should run away! Should fly...
I seem that I got paralysis!
I can't become slave!
I think he's learing much more now a days! He must will pass exame this year!
No... This Is the Fevicol's joint! I won't break... it'll break me either!
This idea will not suit!
Ok listen... I have one more idea!
I have a cousin... her name is adity!
Don't worry! I'll do the acting!
And one thing! No kissing ok!
One more thing... more than 30 seconds... don't keep your hand on my waist!
Otherwise! Otherwise?? What!
Otherwise... extra charge! Stupid!
Is this your family... not at all... far akin!
Dumb the tension!
Hey... She has come!
You stay here!
What I do?
1... 2... 3... 4... 5! What are you doing!
I told you... lf you kept your hand on my waits more than 30 seconds... then extra charge!
We will do like titanic!
What Is all happening!
This is romance happening!
This Is burger... and you are bone of it!
Its good you sees it today... she is adity... and I love her and she loves me!
And She likes titanic alot like me!
But darling who is she! She's who who's name I don't know!
But for a while her name is bone!
We love's each other alot... and we are happy with each other!
Stop him... he become mad!
Back off... I said back off... I'll jump with them!
If you want to jump so jump! Why are you making us bore!
Call to samren right now!
I'll jump along both!
Do you heir it too... huh?
No he came automatic!
Brother what is the problem!
My girl friend... and my friend kunal... she run away with him!
Call her here!
When she'll see me dead by herself... how I died!
I can't live without her!
You both stay here... I'm leaving! Kabir!
He'll do nothing! No he'll do that... will you? Yes!
Yes I'll do it... call the simren!
You idiot... you didn't tell me about that scence!
Listen... lf something will happend to me then you have to look after my...
Next 5 generation! Shut up!
This scence is mine... what are you doing you both!
I'm suiciding! You are mumbling!
I am jumping... call to simren! One second!
If you want to jump... so take him with you!
Leave me alone! I am just a hiered actress!
Please leave me!
Do you sees you hair... you'll never become actress!
What I did?
What is your name?
Raj!
Can I ask you something! Don't listen to her... you'll die!
Why you want to kill yourself!
When you love someone... and she break your heart so how much you got hurt!
You know that?
Every breath I felt... My heart Is gonna burst!
Do you know how it feels!
I know!
I felt it too... Raj!
What do you feel... cause of your death... she'll love you!
You are saying that you love's her with zeal and zest... but don't think so!
If you does. So either your happiness, you have had thought about her happiness!
To die is very easy! Raj!
And true love is too hard! I see true lover in you!
Who can true love... but you have to alive for her!
So leave that rubbish... and go to ask her for forgiveness!
She's right!
She's very good girl... if you did some thing wrong with her... I'll kill you!
I won't! Promise!
Simren! What are you doing!
You want to get rid of me... by getting hiered actress!
I felt her pain in her slaps on abusing!
There was one motive of my life that... I have to make her happy again!
Whichever peoples are coming... if they cross their right foot from line... you win!
If they cross left foot from this line... So I win!
Okay! But if I win... so what I'll got the reward!
Do you want to die!
Not kiss... Slap!
But you have to slap me!
And when I'll win... so what I'll go!
You can pinch me!
You'll win so then you'll slap me! And I win so pinch!!
I am girl... Kabir!
Now a days... boys and girls are same!
Okay... lf you win... so slap me hardly!
If you took me as a girl and slap me... So I'll kill you!
Okay... Ready? Ready!
One minute... Let me see my target!
What happend? Didn't you see he crossed let foot!
Where... I couldn't see anybody crossing!
You keep your intension... that's isn't my fault!
What kind of way peoples have to show the love!
Suddenly one day... I got the order for come for coffee!
So In our table... ko... got reserved on seat!
So I seems that in these white roses has the reson of sadness of ko!
Till I obeserved much for I can judge her sadness!
Want to die!
If she wants that... so I won't see her sad!
Will you tell me something!
Can't you talk with me politely!
Can't you ask me politely!
Why you always give me answer of question in question!
Why you ask me questions!
Now don't confuse me... otherwise I'll forget my question!
This wasn't able to ask!
Why didn't tell me that... you want to meet me today!
One more picture starts!
This story was based on when whole world has end of oils!
Whole world hasn't oil!
No... nothing... The year is 2080!
World war has been done!
The world's whole machinery and technology has been destroyed!
And peoples are again are using horses and mummals!
Big cities became in villages!
Peoples are eating wild hen... wild vagetable!
In these days... the people of Mumbai are worried with a DEVIL!
One who takes the extorsion money from them!
Its strage... everything has been ruined... but extrosion money is still alive!
One day red hat working man came at horse!
This Is man Is also come for threat the peoples... like kabira!
How was it!
And just why your idea's are very futurstics!
Because our whole answer has future!
Astrology! Well leave it! Sale it!
To sale it... why... to whom?
To producer? Which producer!
Yash rams films!
Mom and dad will be happy... In entered in office first time...
and to sale ko's futuristic action films... script!
Hey Mister... what is the matter!
You too!
Hey... what are you going? You said go so I was going!
So go means go forward... not backward!
Are you seeing this queue! This is Mumbai everybody has script!
From milk man to bensali!
Everybody kept in queue... you too!
Milk man... and bensali!
I wondered... who wrote sawariya!
I have only 10 minutes... so please!
So which film you brought for me or give me DVD!
Sir I gotten DVD... I got script!
Only script! Why not films with it!
No sir this script is original!
Original has not every Bhagwan!
Tell me the story of someone... and I'll tell you which film he is inspired!
Tell me!
What is your story! Start now
In Year 2080 the peoples of Mumbai village
Are trapped in devil goon of Kabira...
When a red hat wearing man came in horse!
This strange man came in this village for one purpose...
and the purpose is kabira!
And this storage show... kohoha...
About her the 2080 peoples now about her...
But no one knows about her!
The friend of poors... and enemy of goons!
Don't know how much villages she saved from violence...
Kohoha... came and said to kabira for leaving!
Kabir got furious after hearing the threat of mild girl...
He desiceds that... he'll make her relic villagers!
Because villager never can ever threat him!
But kohoha... shows her effort!
The saver of villager... leaves the village after saving!
The respose of script was no out of the world but office!
Don't know where from they come!
Script was not succesfull... what?
Friend... I proud to be call you friend!
She seems very dominationg!
You can't imagine!
You and she... are alone In room! She call you near to her!
And slap you! My friends thoughts she is my girlfriend!
The truth is that... I didn't even know she loves me or no?
I just want to see her happy!
Are you sleeping? No!
Liar! Wake up!
I am awaked! Today is my birthday!
Okey! Happy birth day!
I want my present!
Its kos call... Iook is she at home
I'll give you present but will you hit me or not!
Not today... but you have to make me happy!
Bus... Not bus cycle!
Cross the road and go to shop of the cycle...
The shopkeeper will give you the cycle!
And sit on that cycle and reach at mani mani... steal the red rose for me!
And after that meet me at club artist!
Sit on that cycle and steal the rose... and come to me!
Not for buying!
But where from I'll get petty coat?
What's that?
Do you work!
Give me the another cycle... its hasn't even seat!
Medam told to give that cycle to you!
She told to give me that?
You got the cycle?
How can I come to you... the cycle hasn't even seat!
And you will not have it!
Price Kabir... now this is your horse!
Sit on it and go!
Look at this item, He's wearing his girlfriend's dress,
You don't have your own clothes, Did you drunk much last night?
Papa! Papa! Iook at there, uncle is in mother's dress,
Aunty! Aunty! Iook at their, Aunty! Aunty!
You're abusing me, Abuse! Not at all.
How do you feel to become a prince? I'm enjoying a lot.
Then laugh, laugh, Okay.
Laugh I can't hear you laughing,
Yes!
So wedding night tonight, No! I'm going to escort her home,
Yes! Go and escort her home, at least your pimples will be less
Come on, keep it, What's this? Drugs?
It's not a drugs, ribbed for extra pleasure,
What are you giving me? Want to become a father in beginning?
I don't need it, Let me go home,
Ok Listen, keep it,
See you lover boy.
Finally me and Koo got a cab.
I thought it's a good sign, I supposed to escort her home today,
first time.
May be she was shying to start talking,
after all she was a girl.
I should be a man, and I have to do something,
Which kind of girl she was, Stubborn, snorer, goon.
But how much I loved her,
What's your name? Kabir Ajrekar,
Address, Sunrise Appartment, Dadhar.
What you do? I am studying engineering.
Did you failed ever? Yes!
How many times?
Four times.
And how many times more you have an intentions to fail?
Until professor didn't pass me up to feel a bore from me,
Is this ajoke?
I D, What?
Identification, Yeah! I have it,
Pregnancy didn't happen from condom,
get out,
But mama, You won't meet this guy again,
Mom! Please, Which kind of guy he is?
But... How many times... No,
Kabeer is not that type of guy,
Listen to me, One minute,
My all dreams were become shattered,
I wish I won't be fail ever then today I would be on table with
Koo and her father.
I thought Ugly and Pugly will never meet,
You? Here?
My parents didn't see you entering here.
Forget it, I came from window,
What? Pack your bags.
What? Pack your bags quick,
Why? We are going to Goa.
What? Why you're asking questions? Get up.
But your parents.
My parents are in Rajhistan and you get up and tell your parents that
your college professor gave you and your friend to prepare a special
project report and for whom it's necessary for you to go goa.
Did you already bring a script? No!
I came here to watched Bombay to Goa.
Suitcase, suitcase for what?
Bring your college bag and get minimum clothes.
Minimum clothes.
I'll kill you if you plan any bad thing.
Do you know why did we came Goa? Yeah!
To research on bridges,
100 days.
100 days? Is any new film?
We've been meeting from 100 days.
Then boyfriend girlfriend?
Who? We.
Not a boyfriend girlfriend, but Master and Slave.
I'm your master and you're slave, Come on now push my feet.
I thought you'll give me leave in Goa.
What happen? Insect,
It's good that you afraid of something,
Kabeer, girls afraid.
Are you a girl, Why? I am not a girl.
You're beating me like this that's why I say that you're not a girl.
Which girl beat like this? Girls can't beat, they not stronger.
If they are storng it doesn't mean...
You want to try a strength with me, I'll tap you out in two minutes.
What happen?
Insect.
It's too late, I think we should go.
She shys That's it.
Our love's flame got a fire.
And it was going to be a huge, roaring plane.
Brighter than the sun, deeper than the ocean.
I was so happy,
I thought like my all tensions are gone, there was only one thing left,
that when she will come to me, hold me and say
that Kabeer I love you.
Hi! Hi!
Kabeer!
I have recorded my favourite songs in it for our anniversary.
Really? Yeah!
I'm sorry, Kabeer. I'm really sorry.
I don't think that I have so courage
that whatever I want to say
Would I say or not to stand next to you.
Nice song,
You don't know Kabeer.
That what you meant to me.
I was thinking that to forget my past
I can move on with you.
But we both lives in different time zones.
Then how could we live happy together?
I am sorry.
I try so hard.
I can't forget my past,
I am sorry Kabeer, I am sorry.
I can't forget my past.
Bring roses.
I don't know why did she left me there like this.
When I get back to Mumbai that I know that she didn't came back here.
I went many times her home to find out.
A girl name Koo lives in that building did she came back?
No! She's gone.
She didn't came back yet? Yeah! She didn't came back yet.
Until many days she even didn't talk to me.
There was something less in me, that's why she didn't loved me,
I guess, I was just a loser.
Then after few week I got her message to meet,
this time I'm not gonna let her run,
I wore my new shirt and borrow a car from my father.
I have been decided to share my feelings with her,
and her too.
Mr. Kabeer! For you.
Thanks. Welcome.
Hi! Kabeer, May I say one thing.
I was so happy with you.
I don't know that you know it or not,
Before meeting you whom I was loved
He's not anymore.
Which day I met you first time, That day
it was his first death anniversary.
Actually, I was always looking for him inside you,
I know I was wrong, but what should I do?
I'm sorry,
I met him first time on station like you,
you know he was also obeyed me,
like you.
To went there we made a road map of our life,
but one day suddenly he's gone from my life.
And like life has been stopped.
When we were together, till I met his mother mostly.
In fact she wanted me to meet a nice guy,
but I didn't get courage for that.
Which day I met you first time, that day I tell him
that let me free from your memories.
Then don't know why but he let me meet with you.
Before I thought he would be happy that I'm not alone anymore.
But how longer I became near to you he starts jealosuing,
day by day I started love with you.
I felt guilt inside myself,
Today when we are not together,
I'm trying to forget him to live alone,
If I don't come back to you, then suppose that I didn't forgot him,
don't know what's written in our future,
When, where and how we would be?
Because you live in future, and I'm stuck in past.
Your Koo.
Hey Chikoo, What happen?
I wrote a script in Koo's memory, My broken love story.
But to the happy ending, At least we can meet on papers.
It's a good sign in love to slap,
and your birthday
I'll wear a peticoat and sit on a cycle without seat
and I'll go to the garden and stole a rose
to change my entire life still today
Koo's memory always lives with me.
He's your old father's old pal, Show some respect to him,
don't misbehave with him,
and even don't touch whiskey.
And you too, What?
Don't touch whiskey, You know what happens to you?
Beer must be available here, You can get everything here,
Waiter! Yes Sir!
Hot, bring some hot.
Ah! Koo!
Whatever Hemel says, but we'll must take Koo home.
Dad! Iook at her.
She become so pretty.
We like your girl, Me too.
Forget about us,
let boy and girl sit and talk.
Go outside get some fresh air and talk each other.
Go! Go! Go!
It will be fine if they talk to each other.
Formal introdcutions, I'm Hemel. Koo.
How was that? To away from Bobmay, jut what I need
Waiter! Yes Sir.
And for you, I won't take anything, just water.
One black coffee, bottle of mineral water.
I don't drink, thanks, when did you quit?
I mean you had a habit to drink whiskey then when did you quit?
How do you know?
Koo! I have to confess one thing,
Our parents arranged this meeting but on my level
I investigate everything.
It's a matter of our future, It's a matter of our entire life.
If you want to know about me then go ahead, I don't mind,
It's okay.
Koo! I know that... Ma'am for you.
Sir! Your coffee, Thank you.
Koo! I know that you lost your bofriend,
And I can understand what you felt?
I had a girfriend too and she left me.
Time cures every wound,
Look at us,
Today we are discussing about our future,
I'm sorry my intentions was not to upset you.
But I think every relationship should be start from honesty.
And it's good,
And by the way I met your best friend,
Kabeer!
I've heard that Kabeer is Koo's best friend.
He's such an amazing guy,
He told me the ten ways to make you friend.
But I added 12, May I...
learn swmming,
Prepared to go in prison for her sake
Kabeer! Number 8
If she threats you to kill then don't think she is joking,
get a practice of running to wear a six inches sandel,
She likes writing scripts, Make sure you encourage her.
Hello! Is Kabeer here.
Kabeer? Who?
Kabeer Ajrekar, Ajrekar?
He left this home few months before.
Please forgive me,
Do you remember today you have to go to meet Sandhiya Aunty.
Yes! I remember, I just reach there, Don't forget it son.
Where you've been so long? So wonderful to see you,
You looks so pretty, Thank you.
You still looks same,
You were in Calcutta, Yeah!
For 18 months, That I should forget Aditya.
I hope now you forget him,
How are you naughyt boy?
Where are you? Your mother told me that
how many times you came Worli but you didn't met me,
He really looks like Aditya,
I am trying to meet both of you from many years,
But he's the man who don't step on earth,
He always tried to refused me.
Doesn't meet with his excuses,
Have you both met each other?
Cassette... Doesn't have any worth.
What kind of way peoples have to show the love!
Suddenly one day... I got the order for come for coffee!
So In our table... ko... got reserved on seat!
So I seems that in these white roses has the reson of sadness of ko!
Till I obeserved much for I can judge her sadness!
Want to die!
If she wants that... so I won't see her sad!
Will you tell me something!
Can't you talk with me politely!
Can't you ask me politely!
Why you always give me answer of question in question!
Why you ask me questions!
Now don't confuse me... otherwise I'll forget my question!
This wasn't able to ask!
Why didn't tell me that... you want to meet me today!
One more picture starts!
This story was based on when whole world has end of oils!
Whole world hasn't oil!
No... nothing... The year is 2080!
World war has been done!
The world's whole machinery and technology has been destroyed!
And peoples are again are using horses and mummals!
Big cities became in villages!
Peoples are eating wild hen... wild vagetable!
In these days... the people of Mumbai are worried with a DEVIL!
One who takes the extorsion money from them!
Its strage... everything has been ruined... but extrosion money is still alive!
One day red hat working man came at horse!
This Is man Is also come for threat the peoples... like kabira!
How was it!
And just why your idea's are very futurstics!
Because our whole answer has future!
Astrology! Well leave it! Sale it!
To sale it... why... to whom?
To producer? Which producer!
Yash rams films!
Mom and dad will be happy... In entered in office first time...
and to sale ko's futuristic action films... script!
Hey Mister... what is the matter!
You too!
Hey... what are you going? You said go so I was going!
So go means go forward... not backward!
Are you seeing this queue! This is Mumbai everybody has script!
From milk man to bensali!
Everybody kept in queue... you too!
Milk man... and bensali!
I wondered... who wrote sawariya!
I have only 10 minutes... so please!
So which film you brought for me or give me DVD!
Sir I gotten DVD... I got script!
Only script! Why not films with it!
No sir this script is original!
Original has not every Bhagwan!
Tell me the story of someone... and I'll tell you which film he is inspired!
Tell me!
What is your story! Start now
In Year 2080 the peoples of Mumbai village
Are trapped in devil goon of Kabira...
When a red hat wearing man came in horse!
This strange man came in this village for one purpose...
and the purpose is kabira!
And this storage show... kohoha...
About her the 2080 peoples now about her...
But no one knows about her!
The friend of poors... and enemy of goons!
Don't know how much villages she saved from violence...
Kohoha... came and said to kabira for leaving!
Kabir got furious after hearing the threat of mild girl...
He desiceds that... he'll make her relic villagers!
Because villager never can ever threat him!
But kohoha... shows her effort!
The saver of villager... leaves the village after saving!
The respose of script was no out of the world but office!
Don't know where from they come!
Script was not succesfull... what?
Friend... I proud to be call you friend!
She seems very dominationg!
You can't imagine!
You and she... are alone In room! She call you near to her!
And slap you! My friends thoughts she is my girlfriend!
The truth is that... I didn't even know she loves me or no?
I just want to see her happy!
Are you sleeping? No!
Liar! Wake up!
I am awaked! Today is my birthday!
Okey! Happy birth day!
I want my present!
Its kos call... Iook is she at home
I'll give you present but will you hit me or not!
Not today... but you have to make me happy!
Bus... Not bus cycle!
Cross the road and go to shop of the cycle...
The shopkeeper will give you the cycle!
And sit on that cycle and reach at mani mani... steal the red rose for me!
And after that meet me at club artist!
Sit on that cycle and steal the rose... and come to me!
Not for buying!
But where from I'll get petty coat?
What's that?
Do you work!
Give me the another cycle... its hasn't even seat!
Medam told to give that cycle to you!
She told to give me that?
You got the cycle?
How can I come to you... the cycle hasn't even seat!
And you will not have it!
Price Kabir... now this is your horse!
Sit on it and go!
Look at this item, He's wearing his girlfriend's dress,
You don't have your own clothes, Did you drunk much last night?
Papa! Papa! Iook at there, uncle is in mother's dress,
Aunty! Aunty! Iook at their, Aunty! Aunty!
You're abusing me, Abuse! Not at all.
How do you feel to become a prince? I'm enjoying a lot.
Then laugh, laugh, Okay.
Laugh I can't hear you laughing,
Yes!
So wedding night tonight, No! I'm going to escort her home,
Yes! Go and escort her home, at least your pimples will be less
Come on, keep it, What's this? Drugs?
It's not a drugs, ribbed for extra pleasure,
What are you giving me? Want to become a father in beginning?
I don't need it, Let me go home,
Ok Listen, keep it,
See you lover boy.
Finally me and Koo got a cab.
I thought it's a good sign, I supposed to escort her home today,
first time.
May be she was shying to start talking,
after all she was a girl.
I should be a man, and I have to do something,
Which kind of girl she was, Stubborn, snorer, goon.
But how much I loved her,
What's your name? Kabir Ajrekar,
Address, Sunrise Appartment, Dadhar.
What you do? I am studying engineering.
Did you failed ever? Yes!
How many times?
Four times.
And how many times more you have an intentions to fail?
Until professor didn't pass me up to feel a bore from me,
Is this ajoke?
I D, What?
Identification, Yeah! I have it,
Pregnancy didn't happen from condom,
get out,
But mama, You won't meet this guy again,
Mom! Please, Which kind of guy he is?
But... How many times... No,
Kabeer is not that type of guy,
Listen to me, One minute,
My all dreams were become shattered,
I wish I won't be fail ever then today I would be on table with
Koo and her father.
I thought Ugly and Pugly will never meet,
You? Here?
My parents didn't see you entering here.
Forget it, I came from window,
What? Pack your bags.
What? Pack your bags quick,
Why? We are going to Goa.
What? Why you're asking questions? Get up.
But your parents.
My parents are in Rajhistan and you get up and tell your parents that
your college professor gave you and your friend to prepare a special
project report and for whom it's necessary for you to go goa.
Did you already bring a script? No!
I came here to watched Bombay to Goa.
Suitcase, suitcase for what?
Bring your college bag and get minimum clothes.
Minimum clothes.
I'll kill you if you plan any bad thing.
Do you know why did we came Goa? Yeah!
To research on bridges,
100 days.
100 days? Is any new film?
We've been meeting from 100 days.
Then boyfriend girlfriend?
Who? We.
Not a boyfriend girlfriend, but Master and Slave.
I'm your master and you're slave, Come on now push my feet.
I thought you'll give me leave in Goa.
What happen? Insect,
It's good that you afraid of something,
Kabeer, girls afraid.
Are you a girl, Why? I am not a girl.
You're beating me like this that's why I say that you're not a girl.
Which girl beat like this? Girls can't beat, they not stronger.
If they are storng it doesn't mean...
You want to try a strength with me, I'll tap you out in two minutes.
What happen?
Insect.
It's too late, I think we should go.
She shys That's it.
Our love's flame got a fire.
And it was going to be a huge, roaring plane.
Brighter than the sun, deeper than the ocean.
I was so happy,
I thought like my all tensions are gone, there was only one thing left,
that when she will come to me, hold me and say
that Kabeer I love you.
Hi! Hi!
Kabeer!
I have recorded my favourite songs in it for our anniversary.
Really? Yeah!
I'm sorry, Kabeer. I'm really sorry.
I don't think that I have so courage
that whatever I want to say
Would I say or not to stand next to you.
Nice song,
You don't know Kabeer.
That what you meant to me.
I was thinking that to forget my past
I can move on with you.
But we both lives in different time zones.
Then how could we live happy together?
I am sorry.
I try so hard.
I can't forget my past,
I am sorry Kabeer, I am sorry.
I can't forget my past.
Bring roses.
I don't know why did she left me there like this.
When I get back to Mumbai that I know that she didn't came back here.
I went many times her home to find out.
A girl name Koo lives in that building did she came back?
No! She's gone.
She didn't came back yet? Yeah! She didn't came back yet.
Until many days she even didn't talk to me.
There was something less in me, that's why she didn't loved me,
I guess, I was just a loser.
Then after few week I got her message to meet,
this time I'm not gonna let her run,
I wore my new shirt and borrow a car from my father.
I have been decided to share my feelings with her,
and her too.
Mr. Kabeer! For you.
Thanks. Welcome.
Hi! Kabeer, May I say one thing.
I was so happy with you.
I don't know that you know it or not,
Before meeting you whom I was loved
He's not anymore.
Which day I met you first time, That day
it was his first death anniversary.
Actually, I was always looking for him inside you,
I know I was wrong, but what should I do?
I'm sorry,
I met him first time on station like you,
you know he was also obeyed me,
like you.
To went there we made a road map of our life,
but one day suddenly he's gone from my life.
And like life has been stopped.
When we were together, till I met his mother mostly.
In fact she wanted me to meet a nice guy,
but I didn't get courage for that.
Which day I met you first time, that day I tell him
that let me free from your memories.
Then don't know why but he let me meet with you.
Before I thought he would be happy that I'm not alone anymore.
But how longer I became near to you he starts jealosuing,
day by day I started love with you.
I felt guilt inside myself,
Today when we are not together,
I'm trying to forget him to live alone,
If I don't come back to you, then suppose that I didn't forgot him,
don't know what's written in our future,
When, where and how we would be?
Because you live in future, and I'm stuck in past.
Your Koo.
Hey Chikoo, What happen?
I wrote a script in Koo's memory, My broken love story.
But to the happy ending, At least we can meet on papers.
It's a good sign in love to slap,
and your birthday
I'll wear a peticoat and sit on a cycle without seat
and I'll go to the garden and stole a rose
to change my entire life still today
Koo's memory always lives with me.
He's your old father's old pal, Show some respect to him,
don't misbehave with him,
and even don't touch whiskey.
And you too, What?
Don't touch whiskey, You know what happens to you?
Beer must be available here, You can get everything here,
Waiter! Yes Sir!
Hot, bring some hot.
Ah! Koo!
Whatever Hemel says, but we'll must take Koo home.
Dad! Iook at her.
She become so pretty.
We like your girl, Me too.
Forget about us,
let boy and girl sit and talk.
Go outside get some fresh air and talk each other.
Go! Go! Go!
It will be fine if they talk to each other.
Formal introdcutions, I'm Hemel. Koo.
How was that? To away from Bobmay, jut what I need
Waiter! Yes Sir.
And for you, I won't take anything, just water.
One black coffee, bottle of mineral water.
I don't drink, thanks, when did you quit?
I mean you had a habit to drink whiskey then when did you quit?
How do you know?
Koo! I have to confess one thing,
Our parents arranged this meeting but on my level
I investigate everything.
It's a matter of our future, It's a matter of our entire life.
If you want to know about me then go ahead, I don't mind,
It's okay.
Koo! I know that... Ma'am for you.
Sir! Your coffee, Thank you.
Koo! I know that you lost your bofriend,
And I can understand what you felt?
I had a girfriend too and she left me.
Time cures every wound,
Look at us,
Today we are discussing about our future,
I'm sorry my intentions was not to upset you.
But I think every relationship should be start from honesty.
And it's good,
And by the way I met your best friend,
Kabeer!
I've heard that Kabeer is Koo's best friend.
He's such an amazing guy,
He told me the ten ways to make you friend.
But I added 12, May I...
learn swmming,
Prepared to go in prison for her sake
Kabeer! Number 8
If she threats you to kill then don't think she is joking,
get a practice of running to wear a six inches sandel,
She likes writing scripts, Make sure you encourage her.
Hello! Is Kabeer here.
Kabeer? Who?
Kabeer Ajrekar, Ajrekar?
He left this home few months before.
Please forgive me,
Do you remember today you have to go to meet Sandhiya Aunty.
Yes! I remember, I just reach there, Don't forget it son.
Where you've been so long? So wonderful to see you,
You looks so pretty, Thank you.
You still looks same,
You were in Calcutta, Yeah!
For 18 months, That I should forget Aditya.
I hope now you forget him,
How are you naughyt boy?
Where are you? Your mother told me that
how many times you came Worli but you didn't met me,
He really looks like Aditya,
I am trying to meet both of you from many years,
But he's the man who don't step on earth,
He always tried to refused me.
Doesn't meet with his excuses,
Have you both met each other?