Delhi flight!
Sory, Ma'am. Boarding is closed.
Listen, l know! l am so sory, l got delayed.
Just do something. Please help me.
Sory, Ma'am. You should have been on time.
l know, l am so sory! l got stuck in traffic.
You know how it is. Just, please! Can you do this?
Okay, hold on.
Thank you.
Window seat, please.
Excuse me.
''Oh you!''
''Enty to Delhi.''
''Oh you! Enty to Delhi.''
''Oh you! Enty to Delhi. Oh welcome.''
''Delhi is fantastic. Delhi is wonderFul.''
''Delhi is jovial. Delhi is fun loving.''
''lt is filled with dreams. It is filled with kin.''
''lt is in my heart. Delhi is my life.''
''Friends, it belongs to eveyone. It will mesmerize you.''
''lt will mesmerize you.'' - It is really wonderFul.
''Oh you! Enty to Delhi.''
''Oh you!''
''Oh you! Enty to Delhi.''
''Oh you!''
Ma'am! Excuse me.
Ma'am! We have arrived in Delhi.
Oh, yes, thanks.
Hello, Twinkle. l have arrived in Delhi.
Listen to me, was my wallet in the house?
God! All my cards are at home, too.
All the extra cash mom gave me is in that, too.
No, l have about six or seven hundred rupees with me.
l will manage. But, don't tell mom.
An_ay, l have to get back on the evening flight.
Are you crazy? l don't have any money.
Don't we have Haldiram's in Mumbai?
Okay, bye.
Fine.
Excuse me, Uncle. - Yes?
Any idea, what's the fare to get to Vasant Kunj?
lt should be about two hundred and fifty rupees, dear.
Two hundred and fifty? Oh, no.
Why? - Nothing, l mean, thanks.
Give me a hundred and twenty rupees.
Excuse me?
What? Don't get me into trouble! l ride a three wheeler.
What?
Look, my uniform is under this.
Rickshaws aren't allowed at the airport.
That's why, l sneaked in.
Anyway, this is for your benefit.
How come?
Rambir! - Yes.
How much to get to Vasant Kuni?
Two hundred and fifty rupees without an AC.
Three hundred and thirty in an AC car. - l see.
Listen, Ma'am, this is my bread and butter.
Let me drop you.
Come on, buddy! Get a move on.
What's wrong with you? Get your hand off the horn.
Why don't you take it easy, Bhaiyya (brother)? - What?
l could do that, ma'am.
But, l have to request you not to call me Bhaiwa.
Jolly Bijnori is my name, from Bijnor!
You can call me Jolly!
You are pretty awesome! - What?
l mean, from the heart!
You have it.
lt's totally full!
lt's all about heart.
Ma'am, you're from Mumbai, right?
l used to drive in Andheri, in Mumbai. For two years.
But, you know, things are more expensive there.
Are you a leading lady? - No!
You could be one, if you tried.
Jolly Bijnor can tell the future, accurately.
Why don't you keep your eyes on the road? - What?
l'm boring you? - What?
l failed the seventh grade, Ma'am!
l scored twenty in my English exam.
But, l failed all because of these parks.
l used to sit with my girlfriend there, all the time.
l didn't study, one little bit.
Ma'am, the parks are slightly safer.
You pay a little money and no one hassles you.
l mean, you can easily kiss and pet.
How much longer will it take?
You are almost here. It's on the other side of that turn.
l am sure, you have one.
What? - A BF. A boy to kiss and pet.
Pull over. - What?
Pull over to the side of the road. - Sure, l'll stop. What is it?
l'll tell you. Pull over. Stop the rickshaw. - What?
l'm doing it, why are you shouting at me?
Do you want to get slapped?
Don't act too smart! Or l'll slap you so hard...
Ma'am, what is the matter?
What are you getting so upset about?
Just you wait, l'll teach you a lesson.
Help! Help!
Sir.
Look, this auto driver is troubling me since long time.
Hey, you! Where are you going you rascal?
Hey, rickshaw! My phone! Just stop it.
Rickshaw!
Darn it!
Hey, stop! - Oh!
Are you crazy?
Follow that rickshaw! Please! - What?
l left my cell phone in the rickshaw. - What should l do, then?
He will leave! Please, let's go.
Are you insane?
Don't you Delhi folks have any kind of decency?
Hello, forget about courtesy and decency!
lf you cared so much, you should take care of your phone.
What a lousy man! You won't help me! In fact, you're dispensing wisdom!
l beg you! Don't you know how it is to lose a phone? Please!
Okay, sit! Hury up.
Let's go! Quickly!
Yes. - Hury up! He's going to get away.
Sure.
Hury up! - What are you going on about? Get off!
What? - Get off!
What is it, now? - Push the bike.
What? - You have to push the bike.
What?
The bike has a mind of its own.
lf you want to follow the rickshaw, you have to push.
Oh God!
Come on, let's go.
Yes, push faster.
Put some more elbow into it! Well done!
Come on!
There he is!
Yes, l'm stopping.
Hey!
What the...
Why did he stop us? - He had to, since l jumped a red light.
Oh, God! But, my cell phone!
Okay, listen, is he coming?
He's coming here.
Does he have the parking ticket book with him?
Yes, he has it! But, why don't you move?
Hail the Divine Mother!
Hey, wait!
Which way?
Who would l know?
He got away!
lt's all your fault!
What?
l would have saved my cell phone if your bike was working properly.
And if you were sane, l would be saved.
You've driven me crazy within a moment.
l jumped a red light, all because of you!
lt's the first time l ran from a cop.
Shame on you! At least admit you are wrong. Fool!
What?
What the heck! It's a crime to help someone, now.
Can l use your phone?
What? - Give me your phone.
Hey! What is with all this attitude?
l mean, l will give you my phone, which will help you. Right?
l mean, you should help you and you still give me attitude.
Listen, don't abuse me.
Alright. Fine!
Can l please, use your phone?
Make it fast.
Fast.
Hello, Mom. It's me.
Listen, l lost my cell phone.
l left it in the rickshaw.
lt's someone's cell phone.
Yes, l am irresponsible! Why are you getting me married?
You are forcing me to meet the boy.
l don't want to meet the boy. - Excuse me!
What... - l didn't lose the phone on purpose.
The rickshaw driver misbehaved so we got into a fight.
Oh, God! How would l know why eveyone misbehaves with me?
l am not shouting!
Okay. Send me the number and address of the boy...
...from Twinkle's cell phone to this phone.
lt belongs to someone else.
Okay, bye.
You can't make such a long call on someone else's cell phone.
l'll pay you for it.
Your parents didn't teach you any manners, right?
Be quiet, if you can't thank me.
Please, l am already hassled as it is.
Don't bug me anymore.
Thank you vey much. You may leave now.
Hey, l live in this city!
l won't leave.
Forgive me, Mr. Delhi.
God!
You won't get a rickshaw here.
You're hounding me, buddy! Go on, leave.
You've received a message. Do you want it? Or do l delete it?
Oh, thanks.
One moment, l'll write it down.
Why? Now the boys in Delhi are good enough, are they?
Did l say they aren't good?
Where is Vasant Kuni?
Get on the bike. l'm going that way, l'll drop you.
There you go again. Just because l spoke nicely...
...you are flirting with me.
What? Flirt?
l am flirting with you?
Please, get over yourself.
Thanks to boys like you, boys in the city are infamous the world over.
Hail the Divine Mother! Who do you think you are?
Hey, hello! Buddy, what is wrong with you?
Mumbai!
l knew it, you are a girl from Mumbai!
What? - What about it?
l didn't tell you to stop me and ask for a lift.
You're really piling on!
lf you were a boy, l'd slap some sense into you! - What?
You're tying to hook up with me, using the phone as an excuse.
Hook up with you? You need a reality check.
Well, it's way better than your reality.
Why don't you just leave? What would that take?
You don't have anything to offer me, anyway!
God knows, what she is made of!
Bitter gourd! - It's evident!
Wretched Delhi boy! - Hey, you!
And l don't care about your opinion about Delhi boys!
Hey, you! Listen to me! Don't abuse me, okay?
Helping is a verb. - Listen... - You listen, okay?
lt's not as if Delhi is short of girls. l won't fall for you.
l am really going there. Since you were hassled...
...the human in me said, l should help you.
l swear, this is what we call as values.
These days, it's vey difficult to arouse the inner human.
Another thing, if anyone finds out you're new to Delhi...
...they will have you running around in circles, all day.
And you won't even know it! Get that?
What is it? - Let's go.
What? - Let's go.
Sit.
Get off the bike.
What is it, now?
Push the bike. Again.
Oh God!
What is it? - The light broke!
What?
What? You've cost me one hundred and eighty rupees!
Can't you push right? - Excuse me!
l didn't pursue a course, that teaches you to push a bike!
Get it? - You did learn how to say sory, right? Or didn't you?
Let's go.
Come on, push. Go on, that's it.
Come on, come on! Push, yes!
Don't you wear a helmet?
A helmet?
lt's an attitude, girl! It's what makes the man!
You'll know, when the police slap you with a fine.
The policemen here salute me, they don't slap fines on me.
Your silencer is on the blink, too.
lt's not on the blink it. l got it removed.
lt's too noisy.
People can tell l'm coming from a kilometer away.
Tiger Goli Kohli is in the locality!
This is attitude.
Goli (bullet). - That's my name.
So funny.
lt's my attitude, alright.
Hey, wait. Stop right there. - What is it?
Take it to the right, please. - What is this?
Vasant Kunj police station. - So what?
l will file a complaint about my phone.
Thanks.
As if the Delhi police has nothing better to do!
You never get back time that is past and a lost cell phone.
So be it! But, you have to file a complaint.
Someone may misuse it.
There are certain rules, you know.
You have loads of rules, right?
There should be. - Well, l don't have any.
Then, you should have some!
Listen to me.
Come on.
Where are you going?
To the police station to help you.
l didn't ask for your help.
Delhi folks can help, without being asked.
Thank you so much, but l will manage.
Then, manage it!
Should l stay or leave?
Why? Don't you have anything else to do?
Alright, what do l care?
'She's acting smart#
'But nobody could escape from my style#
'She will surely turn back and look at you#
Turn around.
You turn around. - Hey!
Which model did you say it was? - Blackbery Curve.
With the bill, or without the bill? - With the bill.
Sory.
Sir, my girlfriend's cell phone was stolen.
l was chasing a thief and you thought, l am running from you.
Still, let me say sory, Sir.
Tell me, Sir. Do you want me to seek your blessings?
Your silencer isn't working.
That got messed up on the way!
The fact is that, Sir... - Hey!
Stand straight. - Sory.
Sir, l was going to repair my silencer. The phone was stolen.
l see. So, the cell phone was stolen. - l'm sory.
Tell me your name. - Forgive me. - Hey.
Mr. Attitude, what kind of attitude is this?
Sir, what's the matter? He's a vey decent man.
Who are you?
Sir! She's the one, whose cell phone was stolen.
l was helping her out. Ask her.
ls she your girlfriend?
ls he your bo_riend?
Not at all. - Hey!
You lie about evemhing. - Sir, it's not a lie.
He did help me. -Yes.
He's a vey helpful guy. - Yes.
But, the fact, if you wear a helmet on a bike, it's safe for you.
What? - And, l asked you. What did you say?
The cops salute you. Yes, something to that effect.
When l asked you, about your silencer what did you say?
Attitude! That's right. - Attitude, is it?
Attitude.
You pay the fine. Sir, let him go, if you can.
Please let me go.
But you have to fine him, too.
Otherwise, others will get spoilt by seeing him.
Who knows what kind of attitude he has?
Okay, then. Thank you for your help.
Have a good day, Sir.
Hey, you! Hey!
- Come on. Tell me your dad's name.
Mr. G. S. Kohli.
G. S. Kohli.
J At least write mister before his name.
Pay me seven hundred rupees. - Seven hundred rupees?
Ma'am, this is Vasant Kuni.
Where do you have to go? - Yes, give me a moment.
God! - What is it, Ma'am?
Nothing, really.
Do one thing, turn right here. - Yes.
Wait, stop!
Four nine six zero. Sir, please go further.
There must be a phone booth here. You can check. - Okay.
STD?
Hello? Yes, it's me, mom.
Yes, give me the address again please.
l lost the address!
Don't give it, if you don't want to. l don't want it either.
l am coming back home, okay?
Hey, excuse me! Hey you!
Hey, excuse me, Mr. Goli!
Hey, you! Just you wait!
l was looking for you.
l was thinking about you, too.
By the grace of the Divine Mother, the boy is saved. Thank God!
Which boy? - The one you came to mary.
l didn't come here to mary him. l am here, just to meet him.
Yes, it's the same. - So, if l'm here to meet him, l must mary him?
That may be the case in Delhi. We don't do that in Mumbai.
l know what they do out there.
Really? What do they do out there?
Just forget it. - No! What do you mean by that? Tell me.
l am sory, Ma'am! l am sory that l helped you!
l have lost seven hundred rupees. The cop fined me. What did you gain?
You would get fined for not wearing the helmet. Better follow the rules.
l don't follow the rules, okay?
My wish, whether l wear the helmet or not. Why did you create a scene?
Why did you tell him l am your girlfriend?
l am not insane enough to say you are my girlfriend.
Really? Didn't you say it to the officer? - It's the line, okay?
When you get caught, and you have to make an excuse...
...it has to have a hint of emotion. Get that, Ms. Selfish?
l don't need a push, l'll manage.
No, l need the message which has the address. - What?
The message with the address in it. - l deleted it.
What? How dare you?
What?
l paid Rs. 7690 cash to buy the cell phone.
You don't have to dare me! It's mine!
Listen, l am really tense.
lf l hadn't lost my cell phone, l wouldn't even talk to you.
Forget about talking! Use your mind.
lt's rare for the inner human to get aroused, in this day and age.
lf people encounter someone like you, no would care to help...
...anybody, specially girls, specially girls from Mumbai!
And they certainly should not help!
So, won't you give me that message?
l deleted it!
D, 4069. Go ahead and turn left. It's the last house.
l'm not selfish like you.
Thank you. - Do you understand that?
l will manage.
Yes, as if she has managed a lot, since morning!
What is this?
Ball! - Give it here...
Uncle, you can't park the scooter here.
Why? - Because, it is a no parking zone.
Be quiet! No parking, it seems.
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Grandpa, come out, quickly!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
What is it?
Grandpa! - Grandpa!
Whose scooter is this?
He went there.
Pull the wire out. - Yay!
Excuse me! - Yes, please?
Uncle. - Is this your scooter?
ls this my house, or a parking lot?
Yes. Right.
Uncle, l need to ask about an address. - Yes, go ahead.
Where can l find 4069?
Go to the building on the corner, ring the bell on the second floor.
Oh, okay. Thanks, Uncle.
Good day to you.
Pull out the wires at the back, too.
Hey, we have already done that.
Yes? - Where are the people from the second floor?
l don't know. We are not on talking terms with them.
But...
Sister!
Are you from Mumbai? - Yes
Hello, Sister. - Hi!
Actually, Aunt told me you were going to come over.
Aunt? - Yes, Siddharth's mom.
She had to go out somewhere. So, she told me...
...if you come over, l should give you Siddharth's phone number.
Oh, how sweet!
Write it down quickly or mom will scold me.
Oh, yes, right. Just a moment.
9015...
...95$99.
Actually, Siddharth is my cousin. - Oh!
Dad and Uncle are fighting, these days. - Oh.
But, don't wory. Evemhing will be fine by the wedding.
Yes, what's the number, dear?
90... - Ayesha!
Oh, God! Okay, bye. - Just give me the number...
What was that number again?
90155...
...95$$9.
Yes. 90155...
...95$99.
5595$99.
90155...
90155...90155...
90155...
Have you lost your mind? - Keep quiet!
Why are you talking to yourself like a lunatic? - Be quiet!
What? What did you say? What?
95... - l heard you speak. Did you say be quiet?
Hey, excuse me! l could say a lot, too!
Listen, l am talking to you! Yes, you! - Oh, no!
Oh, no! What a fool! - You can't say anything just because you are a girl.
What? What does this mean? - Oh, God! Fool!
That's no way to talk!
Oh, yes! Right.
What's your problem? l forgot the number!
Oh, no! Were you memorizing the number?
You don't memorize numbers like that.
l can memorize a number the instant someone tells it to me.
Oh God! Give these Mumbai girls some nutritious supplements.
So that they can start thinking a little faster.
They mess things up, since they ty to wrap them up in a hury.
Yes? Yes? What are you thinking about?
Are you daydreaming, now?
l wish, some dreams would come true. - What?
Alright, an_ay. You want the number, right?
9015595$$9.
How do you know? - Oh, now, this is just too much!
Here, take this! You can check.
lt's your message, that came today morning.
l didn't delete it.
Folks from Delhi are really generous.
...95$$9.. 90..
9015595$$9.
Listen to me. Make the call from my cell phone.
You did that before, right?
Or you will forget the number, again.
9015595$$9.
l got it recharged.
Oh, God!
Here you are.
Thanks. - Don't mention it.
You will always remember what a fine guy you met.
Oh, no!
lt's okay. Ty once more.
Take the call, you fool!
Forget about it! Ditch the loser! You are going to say no, anyway.
How do you know, l am going to say no?
Come on! The entire city heard it when you shouted it out to your mom.
You eavesdrop on others' conversations!
How disgusting you are! - Excuse me!
l won't improve my general knowledge, by listening to you.
My ears are fully functional, right?
Your powers of speech are good, and so are my powers of hearing!
Oh, gosh! Why don't you just pipe down?
Don't you get tired?
Made in Delhi! - Listen...
...l left the house this morning. l haven't eaten a bite.
Oh no! l haven't eaten anything either, thanks to you! Let's go.
Come on, let's go! Let's go.
What is it? - Listen, l am not some girl you can take for granted.
What is it, now? - Why should l come with you?
Alright, don't come with me. Go straight ahead.
Take the last left turn, and take the second right turn.
Then, cross the T-junction that comes up. Once you do that...
...there is a yellow building next to a green one, with a coffee shop.
Go ahead.
By the way, you know something?
lt's not as if, girls are in short supply in Delhi.
l won't chase after you.
l swear by the Divine Mother.
ln this day and age, the inner human is aroused with great difficulty.
That's enough! Stop it. Let's go.
What is it?
Get off the bike. - What is it, now?
You'll have to push the bike.
Oh, God!
Yes, let's go. Put some elbow into it! Speed! Yes!
Yes.
Here you are.
Thank you.
lf you're hungy in Delhi, eating at a coffee shop is a cardinal sin.
When you have piping hot Bhatura (fried flatbreads)...
...coupled with the Pindi Chole (white chickpeas).
A chutney with julienned ginger, coriander and pomegranate seeds.
And a single dy green chili.
When that combination makes its way to your stomach...
Wow!
...yes, it is wow! Come on, eat up!
Not like that! There is a way to eat evey single thing.
From the heart to the stomach. That's when you are truly content.
Sometimes, the bliss is confined to the heart.
The cholesterol levels get higher, the arteries get blocked.
And then, you have a heart attack.
Please don't say that! l am my mom's only son!
God made you so pretty! Why can't you be nice, too?
ln a few days, both of you will look the same.
Both of you, as in? - As in, you and the Bhatura.
Hey, concentrate and eat!
This taste is going to change your point of view.
Really? How is that going to happen?
You will fall in love. - What?
Not with me! You'll fall in love with Delhi.
So? Are you here, alone to meet the boy?
Why? Can't l come to meet him, alone?
Oh no! You've drawn your sword out, again!
Why don't you just relax, my Rani of Jhansi (militant queen)?
So, did you like the boy?
l didn't meet him. He wasn't at home. Anything else?
l wonder how long l will have to wait.
Just forget about it! An_ays, you are going to say no.
You can always send a message, or something, later.
Besides, you are a girl from Mumbai.
Listen, you are in a city like Delhi...
...with a boy whom you don't know and you're roaming around on my bike.
You can sit here and shovel Bhaturas... - Hold it right there!
Please, keep your ideas to yourself.
l mean, it is true, that l sat with you, on your bike.
And it is also true, l am here at this Chole Bhature joint with you.
But, that doesn't make me easy, okay?
You helped me. l thought, you were alright.
So, l thought, instead of trusting a stranger, it would be better...
...to trust a stranger l have met a couple of times.
That's what l am saying!
By the way, what does the boy do? - l don't know.
Then, he'll get married and run his dad's shop.
An_ay, boys in Delhi have it pretty set it terms of a career.
Their Dad's shop! - So, what's wrong with that?
Taking care of it, and taking it to the top is an art.
lt's not a small thing to make sure your shop is a cut above the rest.
That's what marketing is all about.
Yes, you do have a point. l agree.
Agreed? Then, that's taken care of. You can have a happy married life!
Come on! God save me from that fool!
l don't even want to get married.
ls he a fool, too? That's amazing.
lf a boy likes me after seeing a photo of me...
...isn't he the biggest fool of all?
l mean, which world do you live in? Let's meet and talk.
Ty to understand the other person and then say yes or no.
Oh, this is way too much! l mean, you haven't even met him.
Come on! How can he like you just be seeing a photo?
Where did you meet this fool? - He's my mom's best friend's son.
The loser will regret it. He said yes, after seeing your photo!
He's taking a maior risk!
Later, he is going to moan about being deceived.
lt won't come to that.
l don't want to mary him, since l know he is from Delhi.
What do you mean? - l mean, he's from Delhi! Delhi?
Delhi? - What are you harping about Delhi for?
The boys in Delhi are way smarter than the boys from Mumbai.
lt's just the boys from Delhi who think so.
What do you have to think about? It's a fact!
The boys from Delhi go to Mumbai and become vey important people.
They rule the world!
Shahrukh Khan? Delhi boy.
Akshay Kumar, Delhi boy!
Really? So, why don't they make it big, in Delhi itself?
They have to come to Mumbai, right?
That's right!
Because, it's not just Mumbai, the entire county... no, no...
...the entire world needs to have boys from Delhi.
And that is advantage Delhi!
God!
What is this?
That's why your mom chose a Delhi boy, for you.
Are you done? Or is there anything else?
Can we leave, now? - Yes!
Sir, the bill!
Hey, stop it! That's not done! What am l here for?
Excuse me, are we on a date? We'll go Dutch.
You pay for your share, l will pay mine.
You have a lot of rules. - You should have them.
Sir, your bill. - l don't have any.
Then, you should have them!
Here is my share. l will be back.
Oh, no! The cop took all the money!
One hundred and twenty?
Goli, you're in trouble, now. - Shall we go?
Yes! Listen to me. - What?
Can you pay for me, too?
What? - Pay for me, too.
Why?
My money is over. - What?
What do you mean? The cop fined me, this morning!
Did you forget that? Seven hundred rupees!
l had no idea all this would happen.
Go on, pay it. It's only sixty rupees.
Buddy, pay your own bill, okay?
What are you doing? - l know boys like you, really well.
You want a free treat, right?
Hey, why are you ruining my reputation?
Go on, pay it. It's just sixty rupees. l'll repay you later.
Really? How? - What do you mean, how?
l'll withdraw it from the ATM. - Do you have money in the ATM?
l am not crazy? - Who knows? You may run away.
Run... run...
Oh God! Here, keep my bike.
What am l going to do with your broken down bike?
Oh, no!
Here, you are. Keep my watch.
Take it! Go on! Take it.
This is too much!
Why are you making such a scene about sixty rupees?
l mean, girls from Mumbai just don't trust anyone, do they?
What? - You're giving me the watch, right?
What? - Yes.
The watch?
Now, you have to pay me forty rupees.
l've seen so much drama for Rs. 60 for the first time in my life.
Money is money, buddy.
You are pretty rigid when it comes to accounts.
Okay, where is Delhi Haat (Delhi Market)?
What? - Where is Delhi Haat?
lt's near the AlIMS campus.
There is a ring road, out here. Get onto that.
lt's right opposite the INA market.
lf you can't figure it out, ask someone.
There will be a lot of traffic, right now.
l will manage. Thanks.
How dare you? - Are you crazy?
Just watch your hands, okay?
l didn't touch you on purpose. You didn't watch where you're going.
Do you want another slap? - Hey you... - Oh, no!
Control yourself! - Just ty and touch me. - Hush!
What are you doing? - Be quiet! - Control her. - Yes.
l will not consider that she is a girl. You know me. - Yes!
Go and tease your mom! - Be quiet.
Hey! - What? - Forget it, just leave.
l am sory. l... - Just ty and touch... - Hey!
l am saying sory. l am sory. - Let's see you do it.
Get going, all of you! There's nothing to see, here.
The drama is over. Okay, bye. - Go on, get lost you...
Are you crazy? This is Delhi, okay?
So what? Do the girls become public property?
Just control yourself, this is not done in Delhi.
Then, it should be done! It should be done, now. Get it?
Behave yourself, okay? - Women from your families are molested...
...and you become infamous for that, in the entire county.
lt's out in all the newspapers, evey day.
You molest girls and you don't even say anything to the molester!
lf you want to stop anyone, stop people like him.
Then, you will be a hero in your view and in ours.
And now, get lost!
Just relax. - Get lost!
''My misguided steps, wander day and night.''
''lt looks for unknown alleys and streets.''
''Evey new ambience is settled in my eyes.''
''Small desires of small heart.''
''This world is a stranger.''
''l will know that little by little evey day.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''l'm reaching the destination that is in the sky.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''A little confused and little crazy.''
''Evey turn is different. There's secret behind evey move.''
''Sunshine is different, shade is different, a different ambience.''
''Evey tune is different, evey color has a new song.''
''The land is different, sky is different.''
''This world is a puzzle.''
''Let me solve it a little evey day.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''l'm reaching the destination that is in the sky.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''A little confused and little crazy.''
Hey!
You? What are you doing here?
l was looking for you? - Really? What is this?
This? Nothing much.
What are you going to do with this? - Beat someone up.
Whom will you beat up? - All those who molest girls.
How come, all of a sudden? - Because of you.
Really?
We should not ignore all these things, the way we have been.
They grow bolder.
lt doesn't call for courage, it's misbehavior. - Whatever!
Today, l realize! One slap would just set them right.
l swear by the Divine Mother, if someone teases you...
...l will thrash the life out of him. - Why?
l mean, if anybody is teased!
lt's okay. Eveyone is not the same.
But, still! l am sory.
Why are you sory? You're alright. - l'm sory on behalf of Delhi.
Emotional son of Delhi, are you going to set the city right in a day?
Buddy, you're a firecracker.
What is that?
The way you slapped him! l'm sure, he'll never forget it.
l am sure, your bo_riend gets slapped around a bit, too.
How do you know, that l have a bo_riend?
l can figure it out.
You're a girl from Mumbai. People hook up easily, there.
How come? - There's more freedom.
What?
l mean, go to college after school, go to discotheques...
...with boys, and dress up without any taboos. - Really?
Yes! It's pretty modern out there, right?
Evemhing is done way before time.
There's lots of freedom. Anything goes.
Lots of freedom. - Yes.
Your research is pretty detailed. - Thank you!
l don't think you have a girlfriend. - Why?
lt's evident from your face.
What? Sir, stop right here.
What is evident? Hey!
How much is it? - Ten rupees.
What is evident?
Come on! Tell me! What's evident?
Hello, l am talking to you... Hey!
lt's evident, you didn't get any freedom in the college.
You didn't go to discos with girls. You can't wear what you want.
lt's not as if you are at liberty like we are in Mumbai.
lt's clearly evident that...
...Delhi folks get frustrated.
And frustrated people, don't get hooked up. Right?
l have an innumerable amount of settings. Get it?
Goli is the king of hook ups!
l can't even tell you myself, how many girlfriends l have!
Really? Have you taken a look in the mirror?
Do you think, l am lying?
No. Not at all!
What did you say?
You have innumerable hook ups? - You bet.
You don't even know how many girlfriends you have.
That's right.
Have you had any experience?
Are you crazy?
Why? What is it, now?
You can ask iust about anything!
What is it, now? You're acting all coy, now.
You aren't even blushing! - Why should l?
l'm a Mumbai girl, right?
You said, we are a bit ultra modern, right?
Evemhing happens before time. Full freedom.
You tell me, have you been with a girl?
What if l ask you the same question?
l asked you, first.
Yes.
There was one encounter.
l...l tried.
Then, what? - What then?
Then what?
What then?
She got scared and...
...she ran away.
What? She got scared and ran away?
She didn't get scared of me and run away.
She got scared, that she might...
She might...
...get pregnant.
Then what? - What then?
lf she didn't agree, l wasn't going to force myself on her!
We are decent.
Yes, right. You are really decent.
Really? You are laughing as if...
...you've earned a diploma in these matters.
Okay, tell me something.
What if the girl hadn't gotten scared about getting pregnant?
Be honest, now. - Then?
Then, then... - Really?
What about your homegrown values in that case?
What do you mean? - Consider, how to reach the point.
Don't label your lack of confidence as your values!
lt doesn't mean you have values, it means you are a hypocrite. Get it?
You seem to be an old hand at all this.
Have you kissed a girl?
Have l kissed a girl?
Yes, sure! Let's just forget about it.
l'm not being a hypocrite. l really am held back by my values.
By the way, they are towing away that bike. Isn't it yours?
No, it's not. Hey, you! No!
Hey, excuse me, Sir! Hello!
What are you doing? What... - Talk to sir.
Sir! Officer, what are you doing, Sir?
Sir, l went there, foriust a moment.
You parked inanoparking lOne.
Come to the police station. - Sir, please listen to me. - Hey.
Sir, you listen to me.
Sir, a child was lost, and he was cying in the street.
We went to the police station to drop him.
Yes. - Who knows? He may find his parents. - Yes!
But, when we went ahead a bit, we did find his parents.
So, we had to park the bike anywhere, since we were in a hury.
Sir, it's so rare for the inner human to get aroused in this day and age.
Yes! - Sir, if you fine us for this, no one will help anybody!
He is not at fault.
Please sir, please.
Please!
Get their bike off the van!
Thank you, Sir. - Thank you, Sir.
Slowly, careful!
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
So, how much do they fine you for that?
lt would be a thousand rupees at least.
So, give me three hundred rupees. - Three...
Three... what for?
1000 minus 700 you paid in the morning is 300.
Okay, fine. l will spare you. At least say thank you.
Thank you.
Why do you keep taking pictures?
Heritage and historically important stuff. - Oh.
Which people seem to have forgotten about. It's just a hobby.
That's why l have come to Delhi.
Mom tagged on the 'meet the boy' thing, later.
Okay.
Would you like to see a place?
Please don't think l am flirting with you.
Wow!
This is so beautiful! Thanks.
lf you hadn't brought me here, l may have never seen this place.
lt's okay! Come on, l should thank you.
You acted so well when the cop was around!
That was awesome!
lt's so peaceful, here!
lt doesn't feel like that...
...it's so crowded and noisy outside there.
There will be people, who keep honking their horns!
But, you used all my dialogues, right?
That one about the inner human!
lt's my copyright. Remember that!
One could forget about all of one's worries, out here.
Just settle down.
Take a deep breath and all the tension just flows out of you.
You know, you do cary off that hint of emotion, nicely.
Why don't you zip it, Mr. Motor mouth?
Don't you get tired of talking?
Give me your cell phone. - What?
Come on!
Your cell phone.
Thanks. - It's okay. You can pay me later.
God!
Hello! Mom, it's me.
Nothing much. l am spending some time.
l am taking some pictures.
l didn't get through. His phone is busy.
Mom, l am really tying! He's the one l am waiting for.
Okay, listen to me. l am sory for this morning.
Mom, it's not what you think...
Mom, why are you dragging Arnav into this?
Mom, what do you mean by do what you want? Listen to me.
So? You're hassled again, aren't you?
lt's okay, buddy!
Just settle down somewhere.
Draw in a deep, long breath.
All the tension will flow out of you. Right?
You need to do that more than me. - l don't get tense.
Why? Are you Superman?
No, l really don't go for red innerwear.
Vey funny!
Tension takes the nearest exit, when it comes up against me.
Oh, God!
What is it? Why are you sniggering?
You are such a liar! - Now, what did l do?
Really? If you don't get tense, what happened at Delhi Haat?
What happened?
You were looking for me and you didn't find me. Didn't you get tense?
Tense? Nothing doing.
l have a picture. Do you want to see it?
Oh, that?
That was... - Yes, that is it.
What was all that about? - That was...
Admit it. When you didn't find me, what you felt was tense.
Why should l admit to something that didn't happen? - Really?
Of course. - Okay, can l tell you something? - Yes.
You are not what you seem to be.
What do you mean?
l mean, you calculate your feelings so much!
What do l calculate?
You don't want the other person to know that you are emotional.
Don't ty to pretend you can see it all!
What happened outside the ATM, was really bad.
l really felt bad, and l thought l should say sory to you.
You said, you're going to Delhi Haat.
So, l came there, to say sory on behalf of the city.
That's not such a big deal!
Alright, then! At least you admit, something did happen.
lf that's being tense, l was tense. Okay?
Happy now?
Come on!
Why? Did l hurt your ego?
My ego? What am l egotistic about?
Okay, let me tell you... - l'll tell you something.
l iust don't like girls like you.
Really? What kind of girls do you like?
The kind who are timid? The kind who burst into tears?
Just a moment!
That's in the past.
And... eveyone is scared, the first time.
Really? So, does the second time get any better?
Excuse me, the second time around, the girl was...
What do you mean?
Was it a different girl, the second time around?
This is awesome, buddy! - Listen, l am not a flirt!
Come on, tell me her name. - Whose name?
The second girl.
Come on tell me.
Forget about it.
Tell me! - Just forget about it.
See? You grilled me about my life.
When it comes to you...
l was right, you are not what you seem to be.
Do you know what that is called? It's called being a hypocrite!
You're a first class hypocrite!
Sunchi. - What?
Sunchi. - What's that?
lt's a name.
Whose name is it?
The second girl.
My first true love.
Sunchi?
What is it?
Why are you laughing?
Tell me! Speak up! Why are you laughing?
What is it? Why are you laughing?
Excuse me, why are you laughing?
Were you born with a name tag on your face?
l'm sory. l'm really sory.
l didn't expect it to be Sunchi. - Look, this is a bit too much.
l'm vey sory!
Where did you meet Sunchi?
At my friend's place. It was a housewarming party. - Really?
What's she like?
She's nice.
l think, she's beautiful.
Really? - Yes.
Straight, silky hair.
Twinkling eyes.
Dimpled cheeks.
She's slightly dark.
She's quite goofy.
She has a pert nose and perFect teeth.
And you know what? Her lips always had a smile on them.
Like this. - That is so amazing!
Silky, straight hair, twinkling eyes.
Something... what was that?
Dimpled cheeks. - Yes!
She liked my poems a lot. - Really?
ln fact, she liked it even more than me.
Now, that enough. Just tone it down a bit.
What? - You have a Japanese girlfriend!
l just can't digest that. Now, you're a poet, too?
That's a bit too much to believe.
What?
Can't Delhi folks compose poems?
You can do a lot. But, there is a bit of a technical problem.
What kind of a technical problem?
How did she understand your poems?
Poety is all about the feel.
Language is not needed to feel the feel of poety.
Language is not needed to feel the feel of poety!
That is so awesome, Goli! That is such an amazing line!
Thanks. - Okay, let's hear it. - What?
A poem or two! Come on, let's enjoy ourselves.
Enjoy ourselves? - Yes! Go on!
lt's not done this way. - Then, how is it done?
Evemhing has a certain mood.
lt has a feel!
Okay, fine, now don't act pricey. Let's hear it, Goli.
No. - Come on, Goli!
No! - Goli, please!
No!
He's so arrogant!
''This ambience has stood still since you've come close.''
''You've made me yours in first sight.''
''Your feeling is touching my heart.''
''ls this a dream or l'm falling in love?''
''l had never known what love is.''
''When l saw you, l felt that you are my life.''
''By coming in your arms l felt..
..like l got a new morning to my nights.''
Wow! This is amazing, buddy.
Superb! Fantastic!
You may look silly, foolish, and dim-witted... - What?
...but, you're not! You're really not. - Okay.
Have you always composed poety?
Or Sunchi inspired you to do it?
l think, l am a born poet.
l just started expressing it, since she arrived.
You sing pretty well, too.
lt's just something l like to do...
l didn't say you are a fantastic singer.
Come on! You don't even let me enjoy the praise.
Why are you like this?
This is what l am like.
Okay, forget about it. Tell me more. What is she like?
lt's a weighty issue.
ls she fat? That doesn't matter.
We'll get her into a slimming center.
After all, love is love.
Excuse me! l mean, there is something about her. She's solid!
Solid! Weighty?
But, seriously...
...vey few boys can compose poety.
That too for their girlfriends.
You don't find boys who really fall in love these days.
Yes, girlsaren'tlikethat, either, nOW.
lf you meet one, that's it. If not, you don't.
l guess, it has something to do with luck, too.
Yes, but girls are vey calculative these days. - What do you mean?
l mean, they want to know what you do, how much you earn.
How much money do you have in your wallet?
That's what engages their attention more, these days.
Why? l mean, isn't it practical?
Think about it. If l didn't have extra money, this morning...
...what would have happened? We would be washing the dishes.
You really do compose vey nice poems.
But, you can't eat poety, right?
But, what do you do? - My dad runs his own business.
Spare parts? - No!
lt's a transport business.
Okay, what does it feel like, Iooking at me? - What do you mean?
l mean, who am l?
What do l do? How educated am l?
No, no, you... no.
Don't say anything. You'll ruin my self image in no time.
Just wait! Hey, listen to me.
Listen to me.
At least give me a hand.
Tell me, what do you do?
l am studying to be a CA (chartered accountant).
You're still studying, right? It's not over yet.
Just doing the work is bad enough.
There is a one percent result.
That's amazing! You've got an attitude, without the degree!
With the degree, you will conquer the world.
l could do that, even without the degree.
But, what will you do, after you get the degree?
You just have to run your dad's business.
Attitude! - Attitude?
You're going to do the degree just to have some attitude!
What an inspiration, buddy! Attitude!
l make the trends, and set the standard.
l gather all these trivial degrees just like that.
Degrees! - Yes. - Wow!
What a word! Degrees!
That's part of my attitude, too!
ls there anyone who doesn't have an attitude in life?
Yes, there is someone. - Who is it?
You are!
Go ahead and laugh. Why did you stop? Laugh!
No, l've laughed as much as l wanted to.
May l give you my frank opinion?
The principle of ajoke is, that when you joke, the other should laugh.
You don't crack ajoke and laugh at it, okay?
Okay, Aunt. l will remember that.
Aunt? l'm going to hit you, now.
Come on.
So?
Where is Sunchi? - In my heart.
l mean, did you mary her?
Why?
Just like that.
lt didn't work out.
You made her cy, too?
No! It's not like that.
Buddy, what do you do to the girls?
l told you, it's not like that.
l know, l'm iust kidding.
Okay. Better.
l bet, you didn't like anyone besides Sunchi.
l think, you are too loyal to your emotions, right?
l don't know. l didn't find anyone else.
l bet you didn't look.
Can you find all this, if you look for it?
They say, you could find God, if you looked.
Love, passion and romance...
...is something that happens all of a sudden.
lt iust happens.
You don't look at all emotional!
Do the ones who are emotional cary a placard that announces it?
What's Arnav like?
Sory, sory!
You were talking to your mom. So...
l heard you. l have vey good hearing.
Shall we go? Can we leave?
Listen to me!
Why are you running away? - l am getting late.
l mean, about Arnav. - l don't want to talk about that.
This isn't fair.
l told you, evemhing. And you won't talk about yourself.
We broke up.
Oh. l am sory.
Why are you sory?
You're supposed to say that.
What happened? Did you have a fight?
Let's about something else. Please?
Listen, say sory to him.
You can patch up with him. - Thanks, but it's okay.
Hey, tell him you're here to meet a boy. He'll get scared.
Sory. Boys get insecure because of all this.
Should l talk to him? l'm good at hook ups.
Will you keep quiet?
l am iust tying to help you!
Did l ask you for help? Did l?
Why are you iust...
You lose your temper over any little thing. Are you insane?
Yes, l am insane. Happy now?
That's good. Both of them are saved the trouble.
Who do you mean? - The boy in Mumbai and the one here.
Who are you going to mary now?
Will you keep quiet? You joke about evemhing!
Hey! Hey you!
You've been mocking me since morning. Did l say a word?
Now that l have mocked you, you want me to be quiet!
This is okay, between friends.
Not always.
There is a time, a place and a mood for ajoke.
You can't crack jokes about evey little thing.
Think, before you open your mouth to chatter.
Someone may feel hurt.
lf a person doesn't want to talk about something, just understand.
Ty to understand what kind of problem he is facing.
How would l know what's the problem?
How well do we know each other?
You crack ajoke and it's fun. If l do that, it bothers you.
Please keep this Mumbai style practicality to yourself, okay?
Just be quiet. - You keep quiet, okay?
What a major piece of attitude! Who do you think you are?
You can go and dominate over your precious Arnav.
We don't listen to anyone here.
What are you glaring at?
l feel like going to their house and telling their parents...
...that they should lots of charity...
...since their sons have been spared the trouble of being married to you.
You've been cramping my style since the morning!
Just tone down your attitude a bit, okay?
What? What do you know about me?
l would know, if you told me!
Why should l tell you?
Don't tell me! l don't care!
She's iust chattering all the time.
Let's go, now.
Oh, no! She's cying!
Goli, do something. What will you do, now?
Do something! Do something...
Listen! Look here.
Turn towards me.
Turn towards me! Why are you cying?
You're cying?
l was iust ioking!
l'm a funny guy!
Okay, wipe your tissue with your tears.
l mean, wipe your tears with your tissue.
Please stop cying.
Listen, l won't talk to you, if you don't stop cying.
Please stop cying!
My parents don't take me seriously! Why are you doing that?
That's the problem with boys. - What is it?
You blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind.
Then, you'll say, l was ioking!
Nothing is ever right.
All of you are the same.
You have hot tempers, you have fragile egos!
You don't believe the other person is worth anything.
But, things will get sorted out if we talk.
Sory, there are some things to which l can't react.
Can l say something?
Share it.
Arnav and l were in love.
We had minor fights, during a three year relationship.
At first we used to say sory to each other.
Then, after some time, l said sory more often than him.
Then, l was the only one who said sory.
Whether it was my fault or not.
One day, we argued about some movie.
lt got out of hand.
He got upset and, he took a rickshaw and he left.
l was not expecting this.
l waited for him to come back.
But, he didn't come back.
l don't know why...
...l wasn't able to say sory to him.
l guess, he didn't know how to get angy or cajole someone.
Perhaps, he was waiting to go away from me.
When he found a chance, he ran away.
Listen to me.
Don't wory. l am alright.
Yes. But, listen to me.
l don't need your sympathy.
No, l am...
An_ay, boys are like that. - Like what?
Offer your shoulder, if the girl is in tears.
Give her some sympathy.
l don't want that. - l...
l can manage myself. Seriously.
Shall we go? We're getting late.
Goli, if you don't mind, can l use your phone again.
Actually, l need to make a call if you don't mind.
Yes, go ahead.
Go ahead and do it, l'll be right back.
Where are you going?
So, did you speak?
He's so busy...
l know what you were going to say!
What? What was l going to say?
Yes, alright, l know!
lt happens. Sometimes. - Of course.
Do you remember the last time you were serious?
l was a bit serious in the seventh grade, when l failed in math.
Even then, you were just a bit serious?
Shame on you! Didn't your dad thrash you?
My mom used to thrash me.
Dad still protects me.
But, how could you fail?
l couldn't help it. The boy sitting in front of me, didn't study.
Can l say something?
You look vey good when you smile.
Listen to me!
Tell me something.
Why didn't things work out with Sunchi?
l mean, that's if you want to tell me.
My family wasn't ready.
Evemhing changes, you know.
The culture, the lifestyle, evemhing. - So what?
So, l explained it to them. l convinced them.
They did agree, for my sake. - Then what?
Then, Sunchi created a problem. - What?
She began to say, she won't live with my parents. - Then what?
l said no. That's not done. - Why?
Why? - That's normal, these days.
And it is right, too? - How is it right?
Separate out, before you have fights after the wedding.
That preserves the honor of both families.
Technically, it's just one separate house.
Your own space. The relationships don't change.
Did you and Arnav fight about this, too?
No. We were vey clear about those issues.
Then what happened?
l guess, we weren't clear about other things.
lt's vey easy for you to say all that.
No, it's really vey difficult.
But, this is life.
lt's better to separate in time, so you don't regret it later.
Perhaps, that's why most marriages work out, these days.
lf someone tells you how a suspense film ends, first...
...would you ever watch the entire film?
No, that would be so boring!
Exactly! That's what it is!
l mean, just think. The boy and girl meet each other.
Then, they talk to each other.
Then, they meet more and more.
Then, they roam around together.
Then, that first touch which happens by chance.
How romantic is that?
Then, the love that comes because of that touch.
Blushing, smiling.
Then, to know what it feels like to touch after the wedding.
These days, people don't even wait to get acquainted.
ln fact, they even ask the name Iater!
lt's all high speed!
That's the end of the stoy.
lf the boy and girl really love each other...
...they have to have something to look forward to.
You could live an entire life, tying to figure things out, gradually.
lf you figure it all out, beforehand...
...no one waits to hear the whole stoy.
There is no excitement these days. Thus, there's no stoy.
You have to have chemisty.
lf the physics and biology follows Iater, things could get better.
l knew, you'd laugh at me.
You'll find me old fashioned, right?
But, it's a fact, you know?
Perhaps, that's why our parents' marriages are still strong.
And some friends already have broken marriages.
Can l say something? - Sure.
Whenever you get married...
...you won't let it break up.
You will be a great husband.
Evey mom would like her daughter to have a husband like you.
Now, can l say something? - Go ahead.
Forget it. - No, tell me!
What's the use? You said, you don't want to mary.
l didn't say that.
What? Didn't you say so at the Chole Bhature joint?
l don't believe in this institution?
Yes, that's my opinion, not my decision.
That's amazing!
One can't be sure, when it comes to you.
l find it really difficult to understand myself, too.
The day l do, l will call up and tell you.
Shall we go?
Listen to me! - Yes, tell me.
Why don't you wait? - Why don't you tell me what it is?
Divine Mother, grant this girl some sense, please.
Wow! Which Sikh temple is this?
Bangla Sahib. It's the biggest Sikh temple in Delhi.
Shall we go in?
Let's go, girl. You can eat some offerings today.
l'll make sure all your bitterness turns sweet, today.
You don't seem to be all that religious.
Really? Do those who are religious, cary a placard to announce it?
Can l tell you something?
They say if you worship at Bangla Sahib...
...all your wishes will come true.
You must have wished for something.
Alright, l'll get the bike.
Listen.
Let's have a cup of coffee.
Sure.
But, decide up front who is going to pay the bill.
Thanks.
Give us an extra packet of sugar, please. Thank you.
So? Who is your favorite leading man?
You are.
What are you saying? Is that true?
Don't you understand aioke?
Delhi folks are all naive.
Delhi folks are cannonballs!
What about Bombay folks? - It's Mumbai.
lt's the same thing.
No! Bombay was the brother.
And is Mumbai the sister?
lt's Aai. That means, the mother.
For example, if you ask the mother for something, you get it.
lt's just like that. The city of dreams, Mumbai.
Tell me something.
What is it? - Buddy!
Are you alright?
l mean, you are actually asking? l'm going to pass out.
No, l just thought, it's personal. So, l should ask first.
Go ahead and ask. l'm in a generous mood.
This guy of yours...
...the one you came to meet so you can mary him...
...l mean, you have come to say no to mary him.
Right.
ls that because of Arnav?
You were with me, all day long.
Did you miss Arnav in that 'missing' kind of way?
''The moment changed and the season changed.''
''Yesterday it was colorFul, why is it quiet today?''
''O traveler, it is your wish.''
''You write your destiny.''
''This life is for a moment. Let me live it evey day.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''l'm reaching the destination which is in the sky.''
''O traveler, listen to my stoy.''
''A little confused and little crazy.''
''O traveler.''
See? You still have an hour and a half to go.
Yes.
So? Your trip to Delhi was wasted.
Not exactly. l did meet you.
You bet.
Did you believe that?
Okay, l'm sory!
l know you've been really hassled because of me. Right?
lt's okay. Hassles come and go.
Hey, you! You should lie and say, it's okay.
Lie? Excuse me, Delhi folks never lie.
So, tell me the truth, then!
l am telling the truth.
l have been hassled a lot all through the day.
lt was nice meeting you, buddy.
So, should l leave? - Okay, then. See you.
Again?
Be quiet. - Okay, bye.
Yes!
See you.
Oh!
Hello? Who's this?
l got a call from this number. May l know who is this?
Actually, l am sory. This is Goli's phone.
lt got left behind with me. l thought, it must be for him.
Who's Goli?
He's my friend.
May l know who is on the line? - This is Siddharth.
Oh, hi, Siddharth! This is Piya. Neelam Singh's daughter.
l was in Delhi.
Actually, l came to meet you.
Sory, l was really caught up.
My phone was out of coverage. Where are you right now?
l'm at the airport.
Well, l just spoke to your mom. She said the flight is at 6:45 PM.
Yes. - l will call you in ten minutes. Let's meet if you have the time.
Okay, l'll meet you outside Terminal 1-D.
But, l have only ten minutes.
Okay, l'll be there in ten minutes. But, if you pass me l'll stop at once.
Okay.
Goli! - Hey!
l'm glad l met you! You have my phone.
l'm glad l met you. Here is your phone.
lt got left behind by mistake.
l thought, l'd lost my phone.
l am sory! It was a mistake.
Okay, you know what? - What?
He is coming here, too. - Who do you mean?
What? That fool? How come?
l called from your phone, right? - Yes.
So, he called me.
He sounded really nice.
lt seems, you are going to get hitched today!
Oh come on! Give me a break.
What's the big deal?
Fate can change in aiiffy these days.
What if the other guy is decent? Will you still say no?
Yes, l would still say no.
Oh, no! Why?
You can't decide who to mary at the airport.
lt's about the heart. It can happen anywhere! What's wrong with that?
Buddy, l think we are heading for another fight.
So, we should be quiet. What do you think?
Alright, fine! l don't care.
Where is this guy? It's already over ten minutes.
Call him and ask him!
Call him from my phone.
Now we are friends. l won't charge you for it.
Thanks.
What is it?
His phone is always busy!
How silly!
You are silly.
You can't dial the same number from the same instrument.
You're dialing my phone from my number.
lt is bound to be busy.
Hi, l'm Siddharth.
Also known as Goli Kohli.
Son of G.S and Sunita Kohli.
The boy who said yes, just by looking at your photo.
And, now that l have met you...
...after talking to you...
...and now that l understand the other person well...
...l swear by the Divine Mother...
...my inner human is telling me...
...that you are just as l thought you would be, from the picture.
Why are you hitting me?
People are looking at us! - Goli! - What are you doing?
Why did you have to do all that? Why didn't you tell me, before?
What are you doing? People are looking at us!
You've wasted my entire day!
Swear to me, that l wasted your entire day!
Tell me!
Did l really waste your time?
Piya.
Will you mary me?
Goli! What are you doing? People are looking at us! Get up!
lt's okay, we'll invite them to our wedding.
Are you insane? l said, get up.
Tell me, will you mary me?
You want a rickshaw? l'm a rickshaw driver.
You've ruined my entire day! - What?
You rascal! Thief!
Delhi is infamous because of people like you.
What are you saying? l am not that bad.
Goli, my phone!
What? - Are you an actress?
That rickshaw driver has my phone.
You could be, if you tried, l promise.
Look behind you.
Hey!
Get a hold of him!
Goli! Get a hold of him! - Hey.
What is it? - Who do you think you are?
You rascal! You thief!
Give me my phone! - Hey!
You are the reason why Delhi is infamous!
Give me my phone!
Come on, out with her phone.
l'm giving it to her.
Here you are.
Hey, where are you going ... - l didn't do anything!
Be quiet. If you hadn't misbehaved with me...
...l wouldn't have left my phone in the rickshaw.
And l wouldn't have spent the... - Just forget about it.
Thanks to him, we had a vey interesting meeting!
Go on, get going. - Thank you, Sir. - You...
...where are you going? - Let him go! - Why should l?
We are going to do something good. It would be bad luck.
Listen, you got your cell phone, back.
You met the man you came to meet.
That means, Delhi didn't really harm you.
Can l consider this a good deal?
Hey! You were chattering all day! Say something, now.
Hello, l am talking to you.
What? At least say yes!
Or say no! Piya...
Say something!
Piya!
Come on!
Can l consider this a good deal?
'Delhi didn't really harm me'.
'l got my cell phone back, and l met the man l came to meet#
'And l swear by the Divine Mother, this is really a good deal#
'See you soon#
Yes!
Hey!
Yes!