WEBVTT FILE 1 00:01:46.449 --> 00:01:47.746 Relax uncle, just wait. 2 00:01:54.824 --> 00:01:56.553 Uncle, give me that stick. 3 00:01:57.226 --> 00:02:00.718 Ramnik Bhai, shove the bamboo from inside and try... 4 00:02:05.601 --> 00:02:10.436 It's Rs. 35... fix your meter first... it can't be more than 33! 5 00:02:10.506 --> 00:02:12.804 Devesh Bhai! Hurry up! I was about to call you... 6 00:02:12.875 --> 00:02:14.172 what's wrong? - Come fast. 7 00:02:14.243 --> 00:02:15.437 There's an emergency 8 00:02:15.511 --> 00:02:17.502 Look at the crowd gathered! 9 00:02:19.148 --> 00:02:21.742 Ramnik, you idiot... push harder! 10 00:02:24.320 --> 00:02:25.344 Alpesh Bhai... 11 00:02:25.421 --> 00:02:27.889 what's wrong Alpesh Bhai? 12 00:02:28.124 --> 00:02:29.785 The door is locked from the inside... 13 00:02:29.859 --> 00:02:30.883 who is inside? 14 00:02:31.160 --> 00:02:32.457 No one! 15 00:02:32.528 --> 00:02:34.428 Then how is it locked? 16 00:02:34.497 --> 00:02:37.364 There is only ONE nutcase capable of this in the house!!! 17 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:40.200 You never listen to anyone. 18 00:02:40.336 --> 00:02:41.894 You never listen to anyone. 19 00:02:42.171 --> 00:02:42.865 One minute. 20 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:44.833 Beat her up. 21 00:02:44.907 --> 00:02:47.808 She's driving the entire chawl crazy! - Don't stress your throat... 22 00:02:47.877 --> 00:02:51.472 what are you guys looking at now? Go home! 23 00:02:59.255 --> 00:03:01.189 Thank you Pappa... 24 00:03:02.258 --> 00:03:04.783 How did you lock it, if you were outside? 25 00:03:09.365 --> 00:03:10.229 What's this? 26 00:03:10.299 --> 00:03:12.790 Well... I tied this pajama string to the bolt... 27 00:03:12.868 --> 00:03:15.735 ...slipped the other end under the door... 28 00:03:15.805 --> 00:03:18.137 ...a hard tug... door closed! 29 00:03:21.310 --> 00:03:22.800 Do you know how to open it now? 30 00:03:24.246 --> 00:03:26.806 Never sell a suit without a matching tie! 31 00:03:28.417 --> 00:03:32.615 Unbolt the door and I'll admit you're smart 32 00:03:38.627 --> 00:03:40.686 Gayatri, Hurry up. 33 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.612 Don't try to outsmart me or you will get thrashed. 34 00:04:00.683 --> 00:04:03.618 Please Dad! Agneepath is my favourite film... 35 00:04:03.686 --> 00:04:05.586 I promise... tomorrow I will study for 2 hours extra... 36 00:04:05.654 --> 00:04:06.780 Shut up! 37 00:04:06.856 --> 00:04:08.153 Let him come no? 38 00:04:08.224 --> 00:04:11.159 Why? Watching this film will make him a class topper? 39 00:04:11.594 --> 00:04:12.754 Let's go 40 00:04:12.828 --> 00:04:15.194 Ma... can I stay back? I want to study... 41 00:04:15.331 --> 00:04:16.457 Enough studying... 42 00:04:16.632 --> 00:04:18.759 ...you're already a topper... shut up and come with us... 43 00:04:18.868 --> 00:04:20.199 Listen up. - Yes sir! 44 00:04:20.269 --> 00:04:22.737 I've locked Nikhil in his room... - Yes Sir 45 00:04:22.805 --> 00:04:24.170 If he tries to come out... 46 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.333 Sir, then I will request him to go right back in. 47 00:04:26.409 --> 00:04:28.877 Request?! You moron! Drag him back in by his ears! 48 00:04:29.145 --> 00:04:29.839 Yes sir! 49 00:04:39.221 --> 00:04:41.519 'Congratulations Ma.' 50 00:04:41.724 --> 00:04:45.558 'You've once again managed to drive your son out of the house' 51 00:04:45.895 --> 00:04:46.862 'HEY! ' 52 00:04:49.799 --> 00:04:52.791 'What are you shooting at the car for? ' 53 00:04:54.236 --> 00:04:55.430 'Here... ' 54 00:04:59.809 --> 00:05:00.673 what's this? 55 00:05:00.743 --> 00:05:02.608 Your Diabetes medicines, sir 56 00:05:03.212 --> 00:05:05.237 I have Diabetes? 57 00:05:05.781 --> 00:05:06.543 Yes Sir... 58 00:05:06.615 --> 00:05:08.810 You got me Vitamin C tablets for diabetes? 59 00:05:09.084 --> 00:05:10.108 Huh? 60 00:05:13.556 --> 00:05:15.456 Sir... Nikhil sir told me you have diabetes... 61 00:05:15.524 --> 00:05:16.388 And where is Nikhil now? 62 00:05:16.459 --> 00:05:18.654 'I have a bad habit of always being on time' 63 00:05:18.761 --> 00:05:21.093 'But I'm a little late today... so sorry about it' 64 00:05:35.144 --> 00:05:36.805 Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma 65 00:05:42.818 --> 00:05:44.308 where's Nikhil? 66 00:05:44.386 --> 00:05:46.513 Studying... he will eat later 67 00:05:47.156 --> 00:05:48.316 Studying? Behind closed doors? 68 00:05:48.390 --> 00:05:50.381 Should he be studying with doors and windows wide open? 69 00:05:50.459 --> 00:05:52.484 Has anything half-decent ever happened behind closed doors? 70 00:05:52.561 --> 00:05:55.860 Your being a cop doesn't make everyone else a thief 71 00:05:57.666 --> 00:06:00.134 Papa, I am telling you, he isn't going to make it to any of the services 72 00:06:00.436 --> 00:06:03.337 The police will throw him out in the interview, even if he passes the test... 73 00:06:03.506 --> 00:06:04.370 Revenue services can't take him, 74 00:06:04.440 --> 00:06:06.169 because he'll spend everything they have! 75 00:06:07.476 --> 00:06:09.376 And if he becomes a forest guard... there will be no forest left to guard! 76 00:06:09.578 --> 00:06:11.705 Please eat with your mouth shut 77 00:06:12.114 --> 00:06:13.809 why are you calling me from your room? 78 00:06:16.452 --> 00:06:19.649 You're not in Delhi? Then where are you? 79 00:06:20.256 --> 00:06:21.154 Mumbai... 80 00:06:21.457 --> 00:06:24.221 No ya, she's too pale - 8.5 - But Ma please don't tell dad... 81 00:06:24.293 --> 00:06:27.660 It's Rajeev's wedding and dad would've never let me go 82 00:06:27.730 --> 00:06:29.493 I told you... 83 00:06:29.565 --> 00:06:33.194 ...not to come... if YOU fail the IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$ €* 84 00:06:33.269 --> 00:06:35.669 Hey fatso... some cousin you're... always scaring me 85 00:06:35.738 --> 00:06:36.636 Just sit straight 86 00:06:37.106 --> 00:06:38.733 Ma... hold on... just one sec... Ma listen... 87 00:06:40.142 --> 00:06:40.801 8! 88 00:06:40.876 --> 00:06:41.638 8! 89 00:06:41.710 --> 00:06:44.543 What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4 90 00:06:45.581 --> 00:06:46.707 Yes Ma. 91 00:06:47.316 --> 00:06:48.715 But how did you get out of the house? 92 00:06:49.385 --> 00:06:50.443 Through the window Ma... 93 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:52.417 But that window has a grill 94 00:06:52.488 --> 00:06:54.388 Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws... and the drawer had a screwdriver... 95 00:06:54.456 --> 00:06:56.390 You mean, you left the window open? 96 00:06:56.892 --> 00:07:00.123 Yeah mom please shut it. If mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit. 97 00:07:01.196 --> 00:07:02.686 Nikhil, you're impossible! 98 00:07:28.457 --> 00:07:29.719 Are you going somewhere? 99 00:07:30.459 --> 00:07:31.687 No... right now I am stuck. 100 00:07:59.121 --> 00:07:59.815 You need help? 101 00:08:01.557 --> 00:08:02.319 Okay... 102 00:08:09.365 --> 00:08:10.263 Quite heavy... 103 00:08:10.566 --> 00:08:11.260 Yup. 104 00:08:13.335 --> 00:08:15.360 That's... quite heavy... 105 00:08:17.506 --> 00:08:19.098 Hurry up please? 106 00:08:33.689 --> 00:08:35.281 Woah! That was cool. 107 00:08:37.259 --> 00:08:40.319 Cricket should be for 20 overs only... game over in three hours! 108 00:08:43.632 --> 00:08:45.532 Man... in my opinion... 33 should play... 109 00:08:45.601 --> 00:08:47.592 11 specialist batsmen, 11 specialist fielders... 110 00:08:47.703 --> 00:08:48.863 ...and 11 specialist bowlers... 111 00:08:49.138 --> 00:08:50.696 ...else tailenders are expected to score 100s 112 00:08:50.739 --> 00:08:52.172 Like baseball... 113 00:08:52.741 --> 00:08:54.299 ...and the ground should rotate... 114 00:08:54.376 --> 00:08:56.173 ...clockwise and anti-clockwise 115 00:08:56.812 --> 00:08:58.439 Like those disco-stages in films? 116 00:08:59.148 --> 00:09:00.672 The ground revolves, as do the fielders. 117 00:09:00.749 --> 00:09:02.444 Bowler's screwed - since fielders are circling. 118 00:09:02.518 --> 00:09:04.679 Batsman's screwed too - as he won't know which gaps to place his shots in 119 00:09:04.753 --> 00:09:07.153 and fielders are super screwed... to run or to stop... 120 00:09:15.431 --> 00:09:17.524 A stupid idea of momentous proportions... 121 00:09:17.599 --> 00:09:19.396 ...imagine in the first 15 overs, 122 00:09:19.468 --> 00:09:22.164 within the circle are two flying fielders... 123 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:25.702 ...they grab the ball out of the air. 124 00:09:38.587 --> 00:09:39.576 Airport? 125 00:09:44.293 --> 00:09:45.419 You really do give a long rope 126 00:09:45.494 --> 00:09:47.394 You reel it in pretty well too 127 00:09:48.831 --> 00:09:50.662 lmagine if we were on the same team, 128 00:09:50.733 --> 00:09:52.462 we'd be like a house on fire... 129 00:09:56.271 --> 00:09:57.363 Lets go boss. 130 00:10:03.278 --> 00:10:04.472 You wanna come to Goa? 131 00:10:05.280 --> 00:10:06.542 Err... this wedding? 132 00:10:07.182 --> 00:10:08.308 Is it your wedding? 133 00:10:08.684 --> 00:10:09.548 No 134 00:10:09.618 --> 00:10:10.812 Then? Just come. 135 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:13.117 I can't just come... 136 00:10:13.522 --> 00:10:14.386 Okay... 137 00:10:17.326 --> 00:10:18.725 Hasta La Vista 138 00:10:18.794 --> 00:10:20.625 Have a good life mista! 139 00:10:22.865 --> 00:10:24.127 One more, just one more! 140 00:10:24.199 --> 00:10:26.759 The Solanki family welcomes one and all... 141 00:10:26.835 --> 00:10:28.860 So ladies and gentlemen, open your hearts and your mouths... 142 00:10:29.138 --> 00:10:33.131 and get ready for the juice drinking competition! 143 00:10:33.208 --> 00:10:34.903 Did you speak to your mum? What did she say? 144 00:10:35.177 --> 00:10:37.475 Guys, I just met an 8 on 10... 145 00:10:37.546 --> 00:10:39.605 Sssir... Forget 8... This place 146 00:10:39.681 --> 00:10:40.670 Hi... 147 00:10:44.219 --> 00:10:46.346 The competition is about to start... 148 00:10:49.424 --> 00:10:50.413 Aren't you taking part? 149 00:10:57.733 --> 00:11:00.361 She is the bride's sister... a typical Virgo... 150 00:11:00.869 --> 00:11:03.838 ...as you can see... a keeper! 151 00:11:03.872 --> 00:11:07.205 She's a livewire man... 152 00:11:07.276 --> 00:11:11.212 wire!? She's a power-plant by herself! 153 00:11:12.848 --> 00:11:15.146 So bring it on! 154 00:11:15.217 --> 00:11:16.343 One... 155 00:11:17.119 --> 00:11:18.108 Two... 156 00:11:18.187 --> 00:11:20.121 start... 157 00:11:27.362 --> 00:11:29.557 C'mon! 158 00:11:32.467 --> 00:11:35.834 C'mon, go for it! 159 00:12:12.441 --> 00:12:15.376 Sir... if she smiles, she's snared! 160 00:12:15.744 --> 00:12:18.645 A model entering the movies... 161 00:12:19.514 --> 00:12:21.744 ...you'll need to be her hero! 162 00:12:28.523 --> 00:12:30.252 "A little unsaid" 163 00:12:30.325 --> 00:12:31.587 "A little undone" 164 00:12:31.660 --> 00:12:33.753 "A little of both" 165 00:12:34.263 --> 00:12:35.491 "Fleetingly it stays," 166 00:12:35.564 --> 00:12:36.656 "In a twinkle its gone" 167 00:12:36.732 --> 00:12:38.757 "Such a silly little feeling" 168 00:12:39.434 --> 00:12:43.461 "Yipeee... l'm such a hippie" 169 00:12:43.538 --> 00:12:47.133 "we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling." 170 00:12:47.209 --> 00:12:48.801 "However hard i resist," 171 00:12:48.877 --> 00:12:51.869 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 172 00:12:52.147 --> 00:12:54.274 "To the tune of the beat," 173 00:12:54.416 --> 00:12:56.850 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 174 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:59.547 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 175 00:12:59.621 --> 00:13:04.524 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 176 00:13:04.726 --> 00:13:09.663 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 177 00:13:10.532 --> 00:13:12.762 "Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go" 178 00:13:12.834 --> 00:13:15.496 "Nanananananananananana now you know" 179 00:13:15.570 --> 00:13:18.198 "This is the way we do it, this is the way we roll" 180 00:13:18.273 --> 00:13:20.673 "Ladies be losin' it, gentlemen outta control" 181 00:13:20.742 --> 00:13:23.233 "Move your body to the new-new sound - Git' up!" 182 00:13:23.312 --> 00:13:25.837 "Git' up git' up, you can't be sittin' around - No!" 183 00:13:26.114 --> 00:13:28.412 "Can't beat the combination of the new and old" 184 00:13:28.483 --> 00:13:30.883 "I love a little bit of old-school rock and roll!" 185 00:13:31.153 --> 00:13:33.144 "She's a spitfire," 186 00:13:33.221 --> 00:13:35.587 "Her eyes are fireworks, she spouts wisecracks," 187 00:13:35.657 --> 00:13:38.387 "The gal's a smooth talker." 188 00:13:38.660 --> 00:13:41.220 "She's a spitfire," 189 00:13:41.296 --> 00:13:43.821 "All she encounters, say she's spectacular," 190 00:13:44.132 --> 00:13:46.532 "Nights turn sleepless, driving you insane," 191 00:13:46.601 --> 00:13:49.195 "In a style all her own." 192 00:13:49.271 --> 00:13:53.503 "Yippie... l'm a hippie," 193 00:13:53.575 --> 00:13:56.544 "we toast to glasses overflowing" 194 00:13:56.611 --> 00:13:58.670 "However hard i resist," 195 00:13:58.747 --> 00:14:01.910 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 196 00:14:02.184 --> 00:14:04.152 "To the tune of the beat," 197 00:14:04.219 --> 00:14:06.710 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 198 00:14:06.788 --> 00:14:09.279 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 199 00:14:09.358 --> 00:14:14.227 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 200 00:14:14.463 --> 00:14:19.400 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 201 00:14:33.148 --> 00:14:35.173 "without hesitation," 202 00:14:35.250 --> 00:14:37.650 "Frolic 'n fun, to the night," 203 00:14:37.719 --> 00:14:40.517 "Turn in your vexation" 204 00:14:40.589 --> 00:14:43.387 "without hesitation" 205 00:14:43.425 --> 00:14:45.757 "This chance of a lifetime," 206 00:14:45.827 --> 00:14:48.523 "A high that is slow in descent," 207 00:14:48.597 --> 00:14:51.157 "Belongs to a celebration." 208 00:14:51.233 --> 00:14:55.431 "Lets drink... live it up," 209 00:14:55.504 --> 00:14:58.667 "Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's" 210 00:14:58.774 --> 00:15:00.639 "However hard i resist," 211 00:15:00.675 --> 00:15:03.769 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 212 00:15:03.845 --> 00:15:05.403 "To the tune of the beat," 213 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:08.540 "Everybody! I gotta shake it like Shammi" 214 00:15:08.617 --> 00:15:11.313 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 215 00:15:11.386 --> 00:15:15.789 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 216 00:15:16.558 --> 00:15:21.461 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 217 00:16:02.471 --> 00:16:03.631 Oh! 218 00:16:03.805 --> 00:16:07.241 Thank god! What would I do without you... 219 00:16:14.082 --> 00:16:15.674 Everything's made with pure cream! 220 00:16:16.585 --> 00:16:17.609 Very nice! 221 00:16:19.754 --> 00:16:20.846 Are you also a cop? 222 00:16:21.623 --> 00:16:24.183 No... Dad is... I joined the civil services... 223 00:16:24.459 --> 00:16:26.859 ...everyone in the family made it to some 224 00:16:27.129 --> 00:16:31.122 government post... except Nikhil 225 00:16:31.366 --> 00:16:33.527 Nikhil... does what exactly? 226 00:16:33.602 --> 00:16:37.299 Nikhil... err... umm... events... 227 00:16:37.372 --> 00:16:38.270 why didn't you tell me before? 228 00:16:38.340 --> 00:16:40.171 I just heard form my contacts... - Your bloody contacts! 229 00:16:40.242 --> 00:16:41.209 The ring thing was on na sir? 230 00:16:41.276 --> 00:16:43.506 I'll put that ring on your thing... just wait! 231 00:16:43.578 --> 00:16:47.344 Hello... yes sir, is this true? 232 00:16:47.849 --> 00:16:50.147 You raised the bid deposit to 60 million?! 233 00:16:50.352 --> 00:16:53.344 He organizes things... at large events... 234 00:16:53.421 --> 00:16:56.481 He looks after logistics... and hospitality 235 00:16:56.558 --> 00:17:00.255 You mean he's like a caterer! 236 00:17:00.662 --> 00:17:03.153 He's a businessman... like you folks 237 00:17:04.466 --> 00:17:05.490 Pappa... 238 00:17:05.767 --> 00:17:06.597 Hmm? 239 00:17:08.303 --> 00:17:10.498 You know I don't believe in dowry... right? 240 00:17:10.705 --> 00:17:12.696 How much do you want? 241 00:17:14.276 --> 00:17:16.301 Papa... today at the IPL cricket league meeting... 242 00:17:16.578 --> 00:17:19.445 ...everyone was so happy that I was marrying Karishma Solanki, 243 00:17:19.514 --> 00:17:22.108 the daughter of the owner of Kaveri Sarees... Devesh Solanki... 244 00:17:22.184 --> 00:17:25.483 I do know my name, as well as that of both my daughter and my company. 245 00:17:27.622 --> 00:17:29.487 I felt so proud when I heard that... 246 00:17:29.558 --> 00:17:31.719 ...you started off by showing saris in a shop a long time ago. 247 00:17:31.793 --> 00:17:33.852 Son, in a sari shop, It's normal to show saris. 248 00:17:34.129 --> 00:17:35.824 Hot dogs are sold outside on the street! 249 00:17:36.331 --> 00:17:38.094 Now how much do you need? 250 00:17:40.802 --> 00:17:42.702 Actually Pappa, you know I am 251 00:17:42.771 --> 00:17:43.795 going to organize the grand IPL opening ceremony... 252 00:17:43.872 --> 00:17:45.567 ...the tender will be out in a week... 253 00:17:46.141 --> 00:17:48.871 ...but they have suddenly increased the bid from 10 million to 60 million! 254 00:17:49.144 --> 00:17:50.168 First tell me... 255 00:17:50.245 --> 00:17:54.238 Have you returned the 3 million you took from Karishma for your house? 256 00:17:54.749 --> 00:17:56.341 That was only 2.5 million... 257 00:17:57.285 --> 00:18:00.277 The rest ummm... got adjusted right? 258 00:18:00.555 --> 00:18:01.453 Is it? 259 00:18:01.523 --> 00:18:06.859 Our Devesh, he's a king! The king of the saree business... 260 00:18:07.796 --> 00:18:08.763 KAVERI... 261 00:18:09.364 --> 00:18:12.424 The best showroom! And that fatty... 262 00:18:12.500 --> 00:18:14.832 Vipul, the youngest, he's a prince... 263 00:18:15.604 --> 00:18:17.094 the Prince of polymer! 264 00:18:22.844 --> 00:18:23.833 Hello uncle. 265 00:18:24.112 --> 00:18:24.840 Hello. 266 00:18:25.113 --> 00:18:25.841 How's everything? 267 00:18:26.081 --> 00:18:27.139 All well... 268 00:18:27.649 --> 00:18:28.741 Err... Yes... you? 269 00:18:36.424 --> 00:18:37.550 So... what else? 270 00:18:39.194 --> 00:18:39.785 Pappa! 271 00:18:43.298 --> 00:18:44.492 Nikhil bought that? 272 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:47.129 I can't sell myself, Can I? 273 00:18:47.669 --> 00:18:48.693 What did he have to sell to buy this? 274 00:18:49.170 --> 00:18:50.296 His kidney? 275 00:18:51.172 --> 00:18:52.298 Pappa... 276 00:18:55.277 --> 00:18:57.472 Sssir... marrying into this Solanki family 277 00:18:57.545 --> 00:18:59.740 ...was such a masterstroke... 278 00:19:00.181 --> 00:19:01.648 Now our company will surely take-off! - Here... 279 00:19:04.686 --> 00:19:05.482 what? 280 00:19:05.553 --> 00:19:06.542 Hold this 281 00:19:06.621 --> 00:19:09.112 Baby, we can't keep breaking up like this! 282 00:19:09.190 --> 00:19:10.680 Karishma! At least tell me what did I do now? 283 00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:12.317 You asked Pappa for money... 284 00:19:12.594 --> 00:19:14.687 Don't you have any self-respect? 285 00:19:16.097 --> 00:19:17.462 What you are calling self-respect is actually ego... 286 00:19:17.532 --> 00:19:18.499 ...and I am not egoistic... 287 00:19:18.566 --> 00:19:20.363 Your ego shouldn't get in the way of asking for help... 288 00:19:20.435 --> 00:19:22.801 And what you are calling ego, is actually self-respect! 289 00:19:23.071 --> 00:19:24.504 My sense of 'self' tells me, 290 00:19:24.572 --> 00:19:26.335 if you need help never let your ego get in the way... 291 00:19:31.780 --> 00:19:33.213 Baby, what can I do? 292 00:19:33.281 --> 00:19:36.341 Wasn't it you who wanted me to crack big contracts... 293 00:19:36.685 --> 00:19:39.085 Now what do I do if there's an emergency... 294 00:19:40.655 --> 00:19:43.590 But if it bothers you, I will not take any money from Pappa 295 00:19:43.758 --> 00:19:45.385 I'll manage... okay? 296 00:19:45.727 --> 00:19:47.558 No, it's not OK! 297 00:19:47.862 --> 00:19:50.729 You approach everything so casually! 298 00:19:51.266 --> 00:19:53.666 Yesterday you had a contract... today you don't! 299 00:19:54.302 --> 00:19:55.326 Papa was right... 300 00:19:55.370 --> 00:19:56.837 ...you're upto no good... 301 00:19:57.105 --> 00:19:59.164 ...you will be a stay-at-home husband... 302 00:20:00.208 --> 00:20:04.474 ...you tell me how can I live with a man I don't respect... 303 00:20:05.647 --> 00:20:08.241 ...such a loser... useless 304 00:20:09.818 --> 00:20:13.549 Karishma, please ya... did I not support you when you were struggling? 305 00:20:13.855 --> 00:20:16.153 I spent everything I earned on you. 306 00:20:19.194 --> 00:20:20.525 You have given me 7 years, 307 00:20:20.595 --> 00:20:22.790 all I am asking for is 7 more days! 308 00:20:23.264 --> 00:20:24.891 I promise you, before the wedding I will convince you, that 309 00:20:25.166 --> 00:20:26.827 I am perfect for you... 310 00:20:27.869 --> 00:20:29.700 and If I can't, you can do as you please... 311 00:20:29.771 --> 00:20:32.501 but please give one last chance! 312 00:20:34.342 --> 00:20:35.809 Gimme me one last chance ya! 313 00:20:49.691 --> 00:20:51.488 Maa... water please! 314 00:20:53.862 --> 00:20:55.591 Can someone get the door please? 315 00:20:55.830 --> 00:20:58.856 Had the wedding been in Lucknow, I would've organised a 21-gun salute... 316 00:20:59.801 --> 00:21:03.737 here there's no water to drink nor to wash! 317 00:21:03.938 --> 00:21:05.269 I've called for a tanker already... 318 00:21:05.340 --> 00:21:07.171 Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy... 319 00:21:07.709 --> 00:21:08.733 Everone's going deaf 320 00:21:08.810 --> 00:21:10.505 Only he can get us 50 million... 321 00:21:10.712 --> 00:21:11.872 Namaste. 322 00:21:12.547 --> 00:21:13.844 Namaste. 323 00:21:14.115 --> 00:21:15.309 How are you? 324 00:21:15.383 --> 00:21:16.509 Namaste. 325 00:21:16.584 --> 00:21:18.814 How are you? 326 00:21:20.655 --> 00:21:22.282 Namaste. 327 00:21:23.191 --> 00:21:24.715 Bro, howdy? 328 00:21:27.662 --> 00:21:29.493 How are you? 329 00:21:30.231 --> 00:21:32.597 Love marriage huh? - Yes uncle. 330 00:21:32.667 --> 00:21:33.725 Uncle! - Stop it! 331 00:21:33.802 --> 00:21:34.791 Are these real? 332 00:21:34.869 --> 00:21:36.598 Where's your room? We'll keep our bags there. 333 00:21:36.671 --> 00:21:37.865 All youngsters to the flat upstairs... 334 00:21:38.139 --> 00:21:38.764 Ya, I know... 335 00:21:38.840 --> 00:21:41.365 Boss, can't do this menial picking up and dropping off people 336 00:21:41.443 --> 00:21:42.375 Salim can you hold... 337 00:21:42.444 --> 00:21:44.639 You are taking her sightseeing, yes? 338 00:21:45.280 --> 00:21:46.542 I'm busy bro... can't you - 339 00:21:46.614 --> 00:21:47.638 Me... 340 00:21:47.715 --> 00:21:49.205 I need to babysit him... 341 00:21:49.317 --> 00:21:50.648 You'll know when you have kids! 342 00:21:50.752 --> 00:21:52.344 One second... Karishma is calling 343 00:21:52.420 --> 00:21:55.253 Yes Karishma... hmmm... 344 00:21:55.723 --> 00:21:58.385 I will get your guest a hotel room... 345 00:21:58.593 --> 00:22:00.561 ...you go on for your shoot... babes don't stress... 346 00:22:00.628 --> 00:22:02.653 I'm almost there... in 5 minutes... yes!! 347 00:22:02.730 --> 00:22:03.890 Okay bye... bye 348 00:22:08.870 --> 00:22:11.805 Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will take you around Mumbai, no worries! 349 00:22:16.911 --> 00:22:18.173 Ya 350 00:22:18.713 --> 00:22:21.307 There's no need to cancel the shoot... 351 00:22:21.850 --> 00:22:24.512 why don't you shoot someone else's scenes? 352 00:22:24.586 --> 00:22:26.486 I'm going to take an hour... 353 00:22:26.554 --> 00:22:27.543 Ya 354 00:22:27.889 --> 00:22:28.787 Hi 355 00:22:29.290 --> 00:22:30.757 So this your '5 minutes'? 356 00:22:30.792 --> 00:22:33.352 Err... Sorry... I was stuck in traffic 357 00:22:33.561 --> 00:22:36.621 You had to get married on this day... all the hotels are booked 358 00:22:36.831 --> 00:22:37.763 Everything's booked because no one's 359 00:22:37.832 --> 00:22:39.823 seen such an auspicious date for marriage in a million years... 360 00:22:39.868 --> 00:22:42.530 Million years ago only dinosaurs were getting married... 361 00:22:46.241 --> 00:22:47.367 Is she the guest? 362 00:22:47.609 --> 00:22:48.769 Nikhil, this is Meeta... 363 00:22:49.177 --> 00:22:51.805 This is Nikhil he will get you a room... 364 00:22:52.547 --> 00:22:54.208 I am shooting for the next 3 days... 365 00:22:54.282 --> 00:22:55.806 After that I will try and talk to everyone at home 366 00:22:56.284 --> 00:22:58.616 and see if you can come home. Okay? 367 00:22:59.888 --> 00:23:00.877 Give me your number... 368 00:23:04.158 --> 00:23:06.353 If you are calling from India... then 00+86+1578961542 369 00:23:06.427 --> 00:23:07.485 Slowly... slowly... 370 00:23:09.330 --> 00:23:09.853 0... 371 00:23:11.666 --> 00:23:12.690 0... 372 00:23:14.402 --> 00:23:15.130 8... 373 00:23:16.804 --> 00:23:17.668 6... 374 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:19.436 Meeta, hurry up... 375 00:23:19.474 --> 00:23:21.169 7896142... 376 00:23:21.809 --> 00:23:23.140 ...nope... that's the old one... 377 00:23:23.611 --> 00:23:29.641 It's 00+86+2633142... 378 00:23:29.717 --> 00:23:32.151 Nope... that's the landline... 379 00:23:32.887 --> 00:23:35.754 Ha ha... my mobile number... 380 00:23:36.591 --> 00:23:37.785 Chuck your international number... 381 00:23:37.892 --> 00:23:39.883 You can use my other phone... 382 00:23:40.762 --> 00:23:42.423 You'll be able to handle this right? 383 00:23:42.497 --> 00:23:44.397 C'mon Karishma! Of course... 384 00:23:45.533 --> 00:23:46.693 Finish that coffee... 385 00:23:46.768 --> 00:23:47.792 Bye... 386 00:24:08.189 --> 00:24:10.282 Do you remember me? I met you at Deeksha's wedding? 387 00:24:10.558 --> 00:24:11.820 20 overs cricket? 388 00:24:45.126 --> 00:24:46.218 Guest house? 389 00:24:47.161 --> 00:24:48.560 There's no hotel? 390 00:24:49.864 --> 00:24:51.695 Okay, but where? 391 00:24:53.501 --> 00:24:54.695 That far! 392 00:24:55.770 --> 00:24:58.261 Okay... text it to me... bye 393 00:25:08.383 --> 00:25:12.183 Err... did you see my bluetooth headset? 394 00:25:20.495 --> 00:25:22.122 Ya, Kabir? - Is your Bhabhi a marathoner? 395 00:25:22.196 --> 00:25:23.390 What? - How much does she want to roam? 396 00:25:23.464 --> 00:25:25.659 Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so hell-bent on sight-seeing man?! 397 00:25:25.733 --> 00:25:27.166 I took her to the beach in the morning... 398 00:25:27.235 --> 00:25:29.465 ...she says "I don't want to see water, I want to see white roses" 399 00:25:29.537 --> 00:25:31.232 Take her to hanging gardens? 400 00:25:31.673 --> 00:25:35.769 We're at the National Park now... to see a tiger... 401 00:25:36.344 --> 00:25:38.369 ...where do I produce one from? 402 00:25:38.413 --> 00:25:41.746 Liberate me from her and I'll serve you for life! 403 00:25:41.783 --> 00:25:43.182 Then take her to the zoo, and lock her there! 404 00:25:43.251 --> 00:25:44.377 Don't call me. 405 00:25:58.866 --> 00:26:00.197 Can you see that guy with the popsicle? 406 00:26:00.268 --> 00:26:01.565 That's Patole... 407 00:26:01.636 --> 00:26:03.399 He'll take you to the guest house... 408 00:26:04.272 --> 00:26:09.232 I'm sorry, I need to head to the office 409 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:15.506 You can call Karishma in case... 410 00:26:25.293 --> 00:26:26.157 You get in first. 411 00:26:43.111 --> 00:26:43.839 How's everything? 412 00:26:47.882 --> 00:26:51.215 Book the Juhu hotel for day after... 413 00:26:52.186 --> 00:26:54.211 The entire hotel? For a meeting? 414 00:26:54.288 --> 00:26:57.416 Not for the meeting... for a grand party... 415 00:26:58.292 --> 00:26:59.759 we'll invite all of Karishma's friends... 416 00:26:59.827 --> 00:27:02.159 ...from TV and films and all her relatives... 417 00:27:02.230 --> 00:27:04.164 Are you sure, it will impress her? 418 00:27:04.198 --> 00:27:05.358 I've been doing this for 7 years now... 419 00:27:05.433 --> 00:27:07.128 I know what to do... okay? 420 00:27:07.468 --> 00:27:09.299 And how's everything? 421 00:27:09.771 --> 00:27:10.760 All well? 422 00:27:14.142 --> 00:27:15.404 And... what else? 423 00:27:24.152 --> 00:27:24.641 Android phone? 424 00:27:25.753 --> 00:27:29.245 You're up aunty... any song with the syllable 'Ta' 425 00:27:29.590 --> 00:27:31.080 Me? - Just one song 426 00:27:31.159 --> 00:27:35.755 Yes aunty... anything with 'Ta'... a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme! 427 00:27:35.830 --> 00:27:37.695 But start with a 'Ta' 428 00:27:37.832 --> 00:27:39.299 'Ta' is it? 429 00:27:51.879 --> 00:27:55.576 The best showroom in India... KAVERI! 430 00:27:57.518 --> 00:27:59.611 How do you handle taxation? 431 00:27:59.687 --> 00:28:03.817 Oh yes, we pay tax! Everything is computerized! 432 00:28:04.392 --> 00:28:07.793 Prateeksha... Deeksha... Amrita... 433 00:28:08.296 --> 00:28:09.320 And... 434 00:28:09.397 --> 00:28:11.262 Karishma... your son's fiancée... 435 00:28:11.332 --> 00:28:14.062 Oh ya... Karishma... so where's the 5th one? 436 00:28:15.102 --> 00:28:16.330 She's no longer with us... 437 00:28:16.804 --> 00:28:18.271 Sweet dish... 438 00:28:18.539 --> 00:28:20.530 Hey Prateeksha... wear something Decent, yes? 439 00:28:20.608 --> 00:28:22.633 I just haven't had the time... 440 00:28:23.778 --> 00:28:25.609 In this house, the two sisters Prateeksha and Meeta... 441 00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:27.375 ...have no dress sense... 442 00:28:28.115 --> 00:28:29.480 Meeta is their sister? 443 00:28:31.385 --> 00:28:33.512 Nope, she's the mother of all! 444 00:28:33.621 --> 00:28:37.318 DO NOT utter her name... 445 00:28:37.658 --> 00:28:40.684 Relax Alpesh uncle... keep your peace... 446 00:28:43.130 --> 00:28:44.358 Excuse me... 447 00:28:47.301 --> 00:28:49.428 Do you want this event to shut down!? 448 00:28:57.345 --> 00:28:58.334 Karishma 449 00:29:00.414 --> 00:29:01.745 Meeta is your sister? 450 00:29:04.719 --> 00:29:06.346 How come you never told me? 451 00:29:07.255 --> 00:29:10.122 She ran away from home at Deeksha's wedding... 452 00:29:10.658 --> 00:29:13.650 If Alpesh uncle finds out, he will murder her... 453 00:29:13.728 --> 00:29:14.490 But... 454 00:29:14.562 --> 00:29:17.224 No one needs to know that she is back... 455 00:29:17.298 --> 00:29:18.595 You could've at least told me? 456 00:29:18.666 --> 00:29:19.758 Please... 457 00:30:17.158 --> 00:30:18.216 Meeta... 458 00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:26.623 Meeta... 459 00:30:43.351 --> 00:30:44.318 Meeta... 460 00:30:45.586 --> 00:30:46.644 Meeta... 461 00:30:52.526 --> 00:30:53.720 Come... 462 00:30:56.664 --> 00:30:58.825 Bloody dog... this place is infested with mosquitos... 463 00:30:58.866 --> 00:31:00.299 Stop 'sir sir'ing me... 464 00:31:00.601 --> 00:31:01.898 ...what if she'd caught dengue? 465 00:31:02.169 --> 00:31:04.637 Ssir dengue mosquitoes don't bite at night 466 00:31:04.705 --> 00:31:05.899 They'll seek your permission before they bite... 467 00:31:06.207 --> 00:31:07.174 ...have you done research on dengue? 468 00:31:07.208 --> 00:31:07.833 ...something must bite at night. 469 00:31:08.109 --> 00:31:09.542 Sssir, I think the malaria mosquitoes come out at night... 470 00:31:09.610 --> 00:31:10.838 Shut up... Hang up now! 471 00:31:14.815 --> 00:31:16.476 Mosquitoes never bite me... 472 00:31:18.853 --> 00:31:21.287 Sorry, I had no idea, this place 473 00:31:21.355 --> 00:31:22.515 It's okay... 474 00:31:30.664 --> 00:31:32.427 Are you sure, you don't want to eat something? 475 00:31:32.500 --> 00:31:33.398 Yup 476 00:32:46.407 --> 00:32:46.805 Meeta 477 00:32:46.874 --> 00:32:47.465 Yup 478 00:33:02.490 --> 00:33:04.253 I want a wet to? 479 00:33:14.735 --> 00:33:15.497 Speak up! 480 00:33:16.704 --> 00:33:17.762 Can I get get a wet towel? 481 00:33:19.807 --> 00:33:20.774 Wet towel? 482 00:33:21.509 --> 00:33:22.441 Will a dry towel do? 483 00:33:22.676 --> 00:33:23.643 You can make it wet... 484 00:33:23.711 --> 00:33:24.439 Ok. 485 00:33:27.248 --> 00:33:29.273 What do you need a wet towel for? 486 00:33:29.583 --> 00:33:31.676 If you place a wet towel on your tummy, it kills your hunger! 487 00:33:32.186 --> 00:33:34.381 But I just asked you, if were hungry? 488 00:33:39.827 --> 00:33:41.692 It's the only thing open at this hour... 489 00:33:48.869 --> 00:33:49.767 Last order... 490 00:33:49.837 --> 00:33:52.271 2 half Chicken curries! And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two 491 00:33:52.339 --> 00:33:53.670 No, I don't want any soup... 492 00:34:01.348 --> 00:34:03.339 2 halves are always more than 1 full... 493 00:34:14.195 --> 00:34:15.184 Karishma... 494 00:34:15.729 --> 00:34:16.661 Karishma... 495 00:34:17.665 --> 00:34:18.723 Karishma... 496 00:34:20.501 --> 00:34:21.490 Karishma... 497 00:34:23.871 --> 00:34:24.860 Karishma... 498 00:34:25.139 --> 00:34:26.606 My name is Meeta... 499 00:34:31.345 --> 00:34:33.245 They say, If you think of hic the person thinking of you... 500 00:34:34.615 --> 00:34:36.276 then... it stops the hiccups... 501 00:34:37.818 --> 00:34:39.376 Then you should definitely say my name... 502 00:34:39.453 --> 00:34:42.286 ...cause I've been thinking of you, since the time I sat in your car... 503 00:34:47.461 --> 00:34:48.428 Meeta... 504 00:34:51.532 --> 00:34:52.556 Meeta... 505 00:34:57.738 --> 00:35:01.333 See, a hiccup is essentially an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm 506 00:35:01.408 --> 00:35:02.705 which causes sudden closure of the epiglottis, 507 00:35:02.776 --> 00:35:04.209 which creates the 'hic' sound. 508 00:35:04.912 --> 00:35:06.174 And the remedy for that is 509 00:35:06.247 --> 00:35:09.648 to just let it be, but if it lasts too long, take medicines like 510 00:35:09.717 --> 00:35:11.651 maloperidol, nanoclopramide and florpromazine, 511 00:35:11.719 --> 00:35:13.311 which won't be in the car... 512 00:35:14.321 --> 00:35:16.812 There's another way... it's called the swimmer's remedy 513 00:35:19.193 --> 00:35:22.253 But you can't do this either, cause you are driving... 514 00:35:24.565 --> 00:35:26.533 HEY, HEY, HEY!!! 515 00:35:26.600 --> 00:35:28.795 ARE YOU CRAZY?!? WHAT'S wRONG wlTH YOU?! 516 00:35:30.304 --> 00:35:31.771 The 3rd method is shock... 517 00:35:46.153 --> 00:35:47.677 Are you a doctor? 518 00:35:47.755 --> 00:35:48.744 Nope... 519 00:35:53.260 --> 00:35:56.195 By the way... do you remember... the 'Flying fielders'? 520 00:36:07.241 --> 00:36:08.071 Black tea? 521 00:36:08.175 --> 00:36:09.233 No... there's no black tea 522 00:36:09.276 --> 00:36:10.675 Green Tea? - No... 523 00:36:11.178 --> 00:36:12.805 Tea? - I would love coffee. 524 00:36:13.847 --> 00:36:14.814 Tea? 525 00:36:15.449 --> 00:36:16.746 Not a word... 526 00:36:17.685 --> 00:36:19.448 Just pick it up! 527 00:36:22.089 --> 00:36:23.681 Bloody nonsense! 528 00:36:38.372 --> 00:36:41.500 Anant! Come down for breakfast... 529 00:37:45.806 --> 00:37:46.636 Salt... 530 00:37:58.285 --> 00:38:02.745 Everyone's busy... who's going to take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar... 531 00:38:02.823 --> 00:38:03.755 Heh! 532 00:38:08.562 --> 00:38:10.052 You guys going to Bhuleshwar? 533 00:38:10.130 --> 00:38:11.290 I am also headed there. 534 00:38:11.565 --> 00:38:13.294 What a coincidence! You can come with me 535 00:38:14.701 --> 00:38:16.191 Excuse me, but who are you? 536 00:38:18.806 --> 00:38:19.704 But who are you? 537 00:38:20.140 --> 00:38:21.698 I... I... am Saro 538 00:38:22.509 --> 00:38:23.305 what kind of a name is that? 539 00:38:23.377 --> 00:38:25.106 It's Saraswati... 540 00:38:25.412 --> 00:38:27.141 I am Kabir's grandmother... 541 00:38:27.581 --> 00:38:31.540 I am Kabir's friend. - Friend? 542 00:38:36.123 --> 00:38:37.454 You're Kabir's friend? 543 00:38:38.258 --> 00:38:39.486 Where do you stay? 544 00:38:40.661 --> 00:38:42.094 Peoples Republic of China 545 00:38:42.796 --> 00:38:44.093 China? 546 00:38:44.865 --> 00:38:47.857 Kabir... you've never mentioned her... 547 00:38:48.735 --> 00:38:50.600 And she lives In China... 548 00:38:50.671 --> 00:38:52.468 and if you've never left Delhi... 549 00:38:53.240 --> 00:38:54.730 ...how did the two of you meet? 550 00:38:55.309 --> 00:38:58.244 Err... online... err 551 00:39:13.494 --> 00:39:15.792 Please don't tell anyone who you are? 552 00:39:16.630 --> 00:39:17.688 But who am I? 553 00:39:18.398 --> 00:39:19.797 You're Karishma's sister... 554 00:39:21.201 --> 00:39:23.169 ...but don't tell them... okay? 555 00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:39.615 Aunty... do you know all of Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol' 556 00:39:39.686 --> 00:39:40.653 Is it? 557 00:39:40.721 --> 00:39:45.249 If it wasn't for sheer bad luck, I would've even become the next Indian Idol 558 00:39:45.325 --> 00:39:46.656 Oh no... 559 00:39:46.727 --> 00:39:48.251 But, what happened? 560 00:39:49.229 --> 00:39:52.130 Every idol needs to beat the other 'idles'... 561 00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:54.759 ...and more than anything impress the judges... 562 00:39:55.369 --> 00:39:59.169 ...I think the judges just failed to catch my drift 563 00:39:59.306 --> 00:40:00.500 what song did you sing? 564 00:40:02.142 --> 00:40:03.234 Here goes... 565 00:40:14.187 --> 00:40:16.849 "A hot cup of tea" 566 00:40:18.525 --> 00:40:21.153 "and my beloved to make me drink it up" 567 00:40:21.228 --> 00:40:24.129 "I don't care if she is black or white" 568 00:40:24.197 --> 00:40:27.530 "But someone who..." - "who will embrace me" 569 00:40:27.601 --> 00:40:29.796 "But someone who will embrace me" 570 00:40:29.870 --> 00:40:30.666 Yeah! 571 00:40:31.471 --> 00:40:35.737 "I wish I could meet her and every sorrow would vanish" 572 00:40:47.588 --> 00:40:49.215 This is the song I sang 573 00:40:49.723 --> 00:40:50.815 Nice try. 574 00:40:55.829 --> 00:40:57.729 Take her for a 3D film... Imax! 575 00:40:57.798 --> 00:41:00.858 Dude, she gets pimples from wearing the 3D glasses... 576 00:41:01.635 --> 00:41:02.533 How the hell do you know? 577 00:41:02.603 --> 00:41:03.695 'Coz she told me! 578 00:41:03.770 --> 00:41:04.828 Why would she tell you? 579 00:41:05.405 --> 00:41:07.168 How do I know, why she told me?! 580 00:41:07.274 --> 00:41:08.571 Dude take her to a church... 581 00:41:08.642 --> 00:41:10.507 Afghan Church... Mahim Church... mosque... temple. 582 00:41:10.577 --> 00:41:12.602 Leave her at the doorstep of the Almighty and stop calling me! 583 00:41:12.746 --> 00:41:14.270 Hi, can you please remind Mr. Roy? 584 00:41:14.348 --> 00:41:15.645 I am waiting here for 40 minutes... 585 00:41:15.816 --> 00:41:16.680 Nikhil... 586 00:41:18.885 --> 00:41:21.217 I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 587 00:41:24.224 --> 00:41:24.656 Hello? 588 00:41:24.725 --> 00:41:26.886 Nikhil... what guest house, is Meeta in? 589 00:41:27.427 --> 00:41:31.158 No... the guest house wasn't very good, so I brought her over to my house 590 00:41:31.231 --> 00:41:34.689 Are you crazy?! She's a drug addict, Nikhil!!! 591 00:41:34.768 --> 00:41:37.328 You can't trust her with anything... 592 00:41:38.138 --> 00:41:38.763 ...where is she right now? 593 00:41:39.206 --> 00:41:40.639 Faster... Buck up buck up. 594 00:41:40.741 --> 00:41:42.606 You, at the back... faster! 595 00:41:42.876 --> 00:41:45.174 She's pulling us all! So strong she is... 596 00:41:45.245 --> 00:41:47.270 Run, run, run! - Go easy... 597 00:41:47.447 --> 00:41:49.472 Too slow. Too slow. Don't stop. 598 00:41:49.549 --> 00:41:50.481 Come on 599 00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:52.450 wait... - C'mon, faster! 600 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:54.749 Faster, faster. Come on 601 00:41:54.921 --> 00:41:57.412 Ya Karishma... she has taken mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping... 602 00:41:57.457 --> 00:41:58.856 Are you a dunce? 603 00:41:58.925 --> 00:42:00.483 Our shop is right there... 604 00:42:00.560 --> 00:42:02.551 Alpesh uncle will be there as well... if he spots her... 605 00:42:02.629 --> 00:42:06.497 Oh shit shit... Karishma gimme 5 minutes I'll call you back. 606 00:42:06.566 --> 00:42:07.430 Bye 607 00:42:09.770 --> 00:42:11.101 Family. 608 00:42:12.873 --> 00:42:14.670 Sir... how is Mrs. Roy? 609 00:42:14.741 --> 00:42:18.802 Mrs. Roy? Yeah she's fine... 610 00:42:18.879 --> 00:42:22.406 There's a medical issue... Basically 611 00:42:22.482 --> 00:42:24.211 it's to do with her gall bladder... 612 00:42:24.284 --> 00:42:27.185 the doctor was saying whether it was also the knee... 613 00:42:27.254 --> 00:42:30.849 ...you know the knee... there's a lot of puss 614 00:42:31.124 --> 00:42:32.489 Can I meet you in 2 hours? 615 00:42:32.793 --> 00:42:35.728 No... I am so sorry, today is a bad day... 616 00:42:35.796 --> 00:42:37.354 Sir can you give me 50 million rupees? 617 00:42:38.699 --> 00:42:39.688 Actually sir... I am really sorry, 618 00:42:39.766 --> 00:42:41.495 I have to go sir! Sorry sir... 619 00:42:43.470 --> 00:42:45.301 On the double! Hurry up... - Oh god! 620 00:42:45.372 --> 00:42:46.498 Stop stop! 621 00:42:46.573 --> 00:42:48.598 Wait, wAIT! 622 00:42:48.675 --> 00:42:50.165 My slipper has broken. 623 00:42:50.243 --> 00:42:51.267 Let's go... 624 00:42:51.344 --> 00:42:52.902 ...oh, broken, huh? - It's broken 625 00:42:53.146 --> 00:42:55.808 Don't pull, my wrist will break! 626 00:42:55.882 --> 00:42:57.713 You wait here... Don't leave this place... 627 00:42:57.784 --> 00:42:59.376 I will go get it fixed. 628 00:43:00.721 --> 00:43:03.281 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello... 629 00:43:03.824 --> 00:43:06.156 Damn this bloody signal! 630 00:43:06.626 --> 00:43:08.821 Come on, almost there. 631 00:43:09.763 --> 00:43:11.754 Bloody hell... 632 00:43:12.265 --> 00:43:14.130 Faster, faster. 633 00:43:14.201 --> 00:43:16.465 I'm telling you next week. 634 00:43:18.438 --> 00:43:21.202 Gayatri! I think we've left Saro behind... 635 00:43:22.242 --> 00:43:22.765 Yup? 636 00:43:22.843 --> 00:43:24.333 We've left my sister behind... 637 00:43:24.411 --> 00:43:26.174 Even Abhinandan is missing... 638 00:43:26.246 --> 00:43:28.271 That's Kaveri sarees... wait right here... 639 00:43:28.348 --> 00:43:29.440 I'll fetch the others, okay. 640 00:43:29.516 --> 00:43:31.313 Kaveri? - Ok 641 00:43:39.893 --> 00:43:40.825 Hello? 642 00:43:40.894 --> 00:43:43.590 I asked you to stay there... ! where are the others? 643 00:43:43.663 --> 00:43:45.893 They went ahead no... 644 00:43:46.133 --> 00:43:47.691 Okay, don't move... I'll get the others. 645 00:43:47.734 --> 00:43:49.759 Okay? Okay? 646 00:43:49.836 --> 00:43:50.894 Okay. 647 00:43:57.377 --> 00:43:59.675 We have never separated before this! 648 00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:10.313 What's your problem?! 649 00:44:10.590 --> 00:44:12.490 I told you stay put no? 650 00:44:13.493 --> 00:44:15.188 ...and where is that singing sensation? 651 00:44:16.163 --> 00:44:17.630 Didn't we leave him behind? 652 00:44:17.697 --> 00:44:20.598 What nonsense is this?! 653 00:44:21.101 --> 00:44:22.363 Ridiculous! 654 00:44:37.117 --> 00:44:39.244 Can you fix me... er this? 655 00:44:39.352 --> 00:44:41.377 I can fix your face! Should I? 656 00:44:42.322 --> 00:44:44.290 Really?! Can you? 657 00:44:44.591 --> 00:44:45.558 Just get lost... 658 00:44:46.359 --> 00:44:47.451 Sorry... 659 00:44:51.464 --> 00:44:52.624 You guys are driving me crazy! 660 00:44:52.699 --> 00:44:55.361 Arre I am standing here on one leg for the last ten minutes! 661 00:44:55.435 --> 00:44:57.198 Don't argue with me... 662 00:44:57.270 --> 00:44:58.328 Ridiculous! 663 00:44:59.673 --> 00:45:01.197 Now just wait here, okay?! 664 00:45:01.274 --> 00:45:02.298 Okay. 665 00:45:23.630 --> 00:45:25.393 What are you doing? 666 00:45:25.465 --> 00:45:26.762 Because I feel she is deaf... 667 00:45:26.833 --> 00:45:28.391 I've asked her to stay put... 668 00:45:28.468 --> 00:45:31.835 ...however she is here one minute and there the other... 669 00:45:33.740 --> 00:45:34.866 Look, it's granny! 670 00:45:35.141 --> 00:45:37.473 SARO! - Lacho! 671 00:45:38.178 --> 00:45:39.406 Lacho! 672 00:45:39.479 --> 00:45:40.741 Saro! 673 00:45:43.116 --> 00:45:43.844 Clones?! 674 00:45:44.251 --> 00:45:47.311 Clown... that's what you are... They are twins! 675 00:45:47.387 --> 00:45:48.581 Dumbass... 676 00:45:48.622 --> 00:45:51.489 There's a signal problem. Yes, yes. 677 00:45:51.524 --> 00:45:52.752 C'mon! 678 00:45:53.693 --> 00:45:56.355 Hurry up... faster, faster! 679 00:46:03.169 --> 00:46:04.796 Welcome, please come in. 680 00:46:04.871 --> 00:46:07.533 Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai! - Please come 681 00:46:07.607 --> 00:46:08.596 Leave me! 682 00:46:10.243 --> 00:46:11.437 Where is that girl? 683 00:46:11.611 --> 00:46:12.543 Good she vanished... 684 00:46:12.612 --> 00:46:13.601 Leave me... 685 00:46:13.680 --> 00:46:14.669 Nope... 686 00:46:14.748 --> 00:46:15.612 Please... leave me... 687 00:46:15.682 --> 00:46:20.449 let her go... she was terribly experi-MENTAL 688 00:46:20.520 --> 00:46:21.509 I want to meet Pappa 689 00:46:21.588 --> 00:46:23.453 Shut up... you can't meet Pappa... 690 00:46:23.523 --> 00:46:24.353 Shut up... 691 00:46:32.699 --> 00:46:34.792 Mosquitoes were attacking her there... she wasn't eating... 692 00:46:34.868 --> 00:46:36.335 ...she put a wet towel over her tummy 693 00:46:36.403 --> 00:46:40.169 So get her dinner... but why did you get her home...? 694 00:46:40.240 --> 00:46:41.264 Madam, salad... 695 00:46:41.875 --> 00:46:43.172 She's your sister Karishma! 696 00:46:43.243 --> 00:46:45.609 Just do what you're told... 697 00:46:46.579 --> 00:46:48.308 Have you managed the money yet? 698 00:46:48.448 --> 00:46:49.437 I am on it... 699 00:46:49.516 --> 00:46:51.484 You please focus on that! 700 00:46:51.885 --> 00:46:52.715 Ya. 701 00:47:03.229 --> 00:47:04.389 Hurry up... 702 00:47:07.367 --> 00:47:08.595 Hurry up... we need to leave. 703 00:47:16.443 --> 00:47:17.603 Do you do drugs? 704 00:47:17.677 --> 00:47:18.735 Nope 705 00:47:21.181 --> 00:47:22.614 Then what are those pills you keep popping? 706 00:47:23.316 --> 00:47:24.078 Medicines... 707 00:47:24.451 --> 00:47:25.315 what medicines? 708 00:47:28.221 --> 00:47:30.348 Dichlorosystrin, zincodestrin and oxidisulphide... 709 00:47:30.390 --> 00:47:31.414 Are you unwell? 710 00:47:31.624 --> 00:47:32.352 Nope. 711 00:47:33.393 --> 00:47:34.451 Then why do you take them? 712 00:47:34.494 --> 00:47:35.552 Coz I get these weird sensations... 713 00:47:35.628 --> 00:47:37.186 These pills control them. 714 00:47:37.564 --> 00:47:38.861 What kind of sensations? 715 00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:45.203 Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, 716 00:47:45.271 --> 00:47:50.766 coughing, trembling, hallucinating... ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep... 717 00:48:08.128 --> 00:48:09.356 Hurry up everyone, 718 00:48:09.429 --> 00:48:12.262 the party is tomorrow, not next year! 719 00:48:13.066 --> 00:48:15.830 Hey crane operator! Can't you see?! 720 00:48:16.403 --> 00:48:17.495 Are you sober now? 721 00:48:18.271 --> 00:48:20.637 Do you even know how many side effects those pills have? 722 00:48:21.508 --> 00:48:22.736 Plenty of them 723 00:48:24.711 --> 00:48:27.544 Memory loss... definitely a gain in appetite... 724 00:48:27.614 --> 00:48:29.445 ...which is reduced considerably when you eat... 725 00:48:29.516 --> 00:48:33.316 ...when I pop in a lot of pills, my heart rate races to 300... 726 00:48:33.386 --> 00:48:37.755 ...when so much of blood is being pumped through my nose bleeds and... 727 00:48:38.591 --> 00:48:39.580 And? 728 00:48:39.659 --> 00:48:42.628 And... hypoglycemic shock... Coma... and eventually death... 729 00:48:47.233 --> 00:48:48.700 You're addicted to them... 730 00:48:49.569 --> 00:48:51.298 Nope... I've formulated them 15 days ago... 731 00:48:51.371 --> 00:48:53.134 ...it takes 21 for any addiction... 732 00:48:53.206 --> 00:48:54.730 That's what all junkies say. 733 00:48:56.142 --> 00:48:57.404 I am not an addict... 734 00:49:00.613 --> 00:49:02.240 I haven't touched them for 7 years now 735 00:49:04.384 --> 00:49:05.874 Ssir, ssir... 736 00:49:06.286 --> 00:49:07.810 Okay, C'mon guys... Listen up! 737 00:49:08.221 --> 00:49:10.746 Listen carefully... the music comes on first... 738 00:49:11.157 --> 00:49:12.385 Then the drapes... 739 00:49:12.592 --> 00:49:13.786 Then the flowers... 740 00:49:14.060 --> 00:49:15.118 fountains... 741 00:49:15.195 --> 00:49:16.184 then the crane... 742 00:49:16.262 --> 00:49:19.197 finally, the fireworks... okay?! 743 00:49:19.432 --> 00:49:20.558 Got it? 744 00:49:20.767 --> 00:49:22.632 You got it! - Imagine, this is Karishma 745 00:49:22.702 --> 00:49:24.067 Huh? 746 00:49:24.137 --> 00:49:25.536 C'mon man... 747 00:49:29.776 --> 00:49:31.073 Sit straight 748 00:49:33.580 --> 00:49:35.673 Meeta... It's very funny, is it? 749 00:49:36.249 --> 00:49:37.773 Why don't you try? 750 00:49:38.485 --> 00:49:39.247 Come 751 00:49:39.285 --> 00:49:40.377 Dude, let it be... just sit 752 00:49:40.453 --> 00:49:42.444 No, No, why not let the lady try? 753 00:49:43.790 --> 00:49:45.087 Come 754 00:49:56.269 --> 00:49:58.635 Cool, let's go... Look here Karishma 755 00:49:59.105 --> 00:50:00.663 Listen, you go and... 756 00:50:01.641 --> 00:50:03.802 'Karishma' please look here... - Oh, sorry 757 00:50:03.877 --> 00:50:05.572 Pay attention okay? We're starting now 758 00:50:05.645 --> 00:50:07.340 Start the music... 759 00:50:07.413 --> 00:50:09.643 ...as soon as this happens, she will be surprised 760 00:50:20.527 --> 00:50:22.256 Start the damn music! 761 00:50:22.595 --> 00:50:24.187 Music... music! 762 00:50:25.131 --> 00:50:26.325 Music 763 00:50:27.167 --> 00:50:28.532 Go for it! Play! 764 00:50:28.601 --> 00:50:31.729 Music... music! - Salim! Music... not the crane! 765 00:50:31.804 --> 00:50:34.705 What are you doing Salim! Bring it down! 766 00:50:34.774 --> 00:50:38.266 Down, down! - Salim, are you crazy? 767 00:50:38.344 --> 00:50:40.437 We'll fall down! - Down, down! 768 00:50:42.415 --> 00:50:43.643 Stop the music! 769 00:50:46.486 --> 00:50:47.748 "A little unsaid" 770 00:50:47.820 --> 00:50:49.185 "A little undone" - Meeta... 771 00:50:49.255 --> 00:50:51.348 "A little of both" 772 00:50:51.691 --> 00:50:52.885 "Fleetingly it stays," 773 00:50:53.159 --> 00:50:54.387 "In a twinkle its gone" 774 00:50:54.460 --> 00:50:56.655 "Such a silly little feeling" - Sir must be feeling dizzy... 775 00:50:56.729 --> 00:51:00.859 "Yipeee... l'm such a hippie" ...just hold on to him or he'll fall, 776 00:51:00.934 --> 00:51:04.563 "we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling." 777 00:51:04.637 --> 00:51:06.502 "However hard i resist," 778 00:51:06.539 --> 00:51:09.702 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 779 00:51:09.776 --> 00:51:11.801 "To the tune of the beat," 780 00:51:11.878 --> 00:51:14.403 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 781 00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:17.176 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 782 00:51:17.250 --> 00:51:19.115 "I gotta shake it, shake it..." 783 00:51:19.419 --> 00:51:28.191 HELP! HELP ME! I can't breathe... Help! Help! I'll fall down! 784 00:51:30.396 --> 00:51:33.229 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 785 00:51:33.833 --> 00:51:39.203 "Reside forever within your eyes." 786 00:51:40.206 --> 00:51:45.234 "Drive myself all crazy," 787 00:51:45.912 --> 00:51:51.509 "And keep you full of mirth," 788 00:51:51.818 --> 00:51:54.844 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 789 00:52:08.434 --> 00:52:10.197 I feel new sensations... 790 00:52:10.270 --> 00:52:12.670 ...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out 791 00:52:12.739 --> 00:52:14.366 underneath while fireworks are going off above 792 00:52:14.440 --> 00:52:15.737 while we are swinging through it all... 793 00:52:18.511 --> 00:52:23.107 Ssir... If this happens tomorrow, The party will be a disaster! 794 00:52:23.616 --> 00:52:26.449 How will you impress Karishma? 795 00:52:30.556 --> 00:52:31.682 All okay? 796 00:52:31.858 --> 00:52:33.325 Solid pressure... 797 00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:35.489 Me go first... 798 00:52:35.828 --> 00:52:36.624 I can sing for you... 799 00:52:36.696 --> 00:52:38.357 No thanks... its all yours... 800 00:52:38.431 --> 00:52:40.262 You sure? - Oui... I'm sure 801 00:52:40.600 --> 00:52:42.124 Thanks Bro. 802 00:52:44.137 --> 00:52:46.765 Arre Kaveriji, where has the sugar disappeared? 803 00:52:48.841 --> 00:52:51.139 Mom... my chocolates are missing... 804 00:52:51.210 --> 00:52:53.371 Don't lie... you ate them. 805 00:52:53.446 --> 00:52:54.538 Open your mouth 806 00:52:58.351 --> 00:53:01.479 Since dawn you are in and out of the loo? Upset tummy? 807 00:53:01.521 --> 00:53:03.216 No... upset MIND! 808 00:53:03.423 --> 00:53:05.288 All the toothpastes from the house have vanished! 809 00:53:05.358 --> 00:53:08.350 It's our son's wedding and all you care about is toothpaste? 810 00:53:08.428 --> 00:53:09.725 I care about the theft 811 00:53:10.196 --> 00:53:12.687 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 812 00:53:12.765 --> 00:53:15.325 "she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 813 00:53:15.401 --> 00:53:17.767 "she's gone crazy, her brain is racing," 814 00:53:17.837 --> 00:53:20.499 "she has mixed all the food together" 815 00:53:21.507 --> 00:53:22.565 "everything is mixed," 816 00:53:22.642 --> 00:53:25.440 Karishma please talk to Pappa today... 817 00:53:25.511 --> 00:53:26.842 It's been 3 days, please... 818 00:53:30.450 --> 00:53:31.747 "Business with your own money is a no no," 819 00:53:31.818 --> 00:53:33.183 "no favouring anyone when it comes to money," 820 00:53:33.252 --> 00:53:35.516 "paying someone even after the credit period is a no no, boom boom partyy" 821 00:53:35.588 --> 00:53:37.419 "There's complete confusion" 822 00:53:37.490 --> 00:53:38.218 Hello... 823 00:53:38.291 --> 00:53:40.282 Meeta - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 824 00:53:40.326 --> 00:53:42.658 Excuse me Meeta. - "It's a strange situation" 825 00:53:42.729 --> 00:53:44.822 "She's a gangster" 826 00:53:45.631 --> 00:53:48.156 "She's a thief" - She's called twice since morning... 827 00:53:48.201 --> 00:53:50.567 "There's a dark spot on the moon" 828 00:53:50.703 --> 00:53:51.670 "Plenty of trouble" 829 00:53:51.738 --> 00:53:53.797 "She's the prime suspect" 830 00:53:56.709 --> 00:53:59.337 "she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times english and also at times in chinese" 831 00:53:59.412 --> 00:54:02.176 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 832 00:54:02.248 --> 00:54:04.682 "shes herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 833 00:54:04.751 --> 00:54:07.219 "shes gone crazy, her brain is racing," 834 00:54:07.286 --> 00:54:09.618 "she has mixed all the food together" 835 00:54:09.689 --> 00:54:11.088 "Business with your own money is a no no," 836 00:54:11.157 --> 00:54:12.283 "giving proper bills to customers is a no no," 837 00:54:12.358 --> 00:54:13.450 "cutting ur profits everyday is a no no," 838 00:54:13.526 --> 00:54:14.720 "paying sales tax is a complete no no," 839 00:54:14.794 --> 00:54:16.159 "Business with your own money is a no no," 840 00:54:16.229 --> 00:54:17.355 "no favouring anyone when it comes to money," 841 00:54:17.430 --> 00:54:18.488 "paying someone even after the credit period is a no no," 842 00:54:18.564 --> 00:54:20.361 "showing ur extravagance to people is a no no" 843 00:54:21.868 --> 00:54:24.837 "she see yellow when its red and white when its yellow, when she pops some pills" 844 00:54:25.238 --> 00:54:26.364 "when the whole village listens to..." 845 00:54:26.406 --> 00:54:29.204 "...a daayro(gujrati folk music)she likes listening to techno music" 846 00:54:29.742 --> 00:54:31.710 "There's complete confusion" 847 00:54:31.744 --> 00:54:34.713 "no it cant be," - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 848 00:54:34.781 --> 00:54:37.181 "It's a strange situation" 849 00:54:37.250 --> 00:54:38.740 "She's a gangster" 850 00:54:38.818 --> 00:54:40.149 "no my friend" 851 00:54:40.219 --> 00:54:42.119 "She's a thief" 852 00:54:45.191 --> 00:54:47.159 "Plenty of trouble" 853 00:54:47.226 --> 00:54:49.626 "She's the prime suspect" 854 00:54:53.566 --> 00:54:55.534 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 855 00:54:55.601 --> 00:54:57.831 "she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 856 00:54:57.904 --> 00:54:59.531 "she's gone crazy, her brain is racing," 857 00:54:59.605 --> 00:55:01.300 "she has mixed all the food together" 858 00:55:01.374 --> 00:55:02.898 "cant be my brother, cant be my god, cant be my lord," 859 00:55:03.176 --> 00:55:04.734 "cant be the one doing wrong stuff" 860 00:55:06.779 --> 00:55:08.508 "does this toothpaste have sugar" 861 00:55:08.581 --> 00:55:11.345 "she slips out... she slips out" 862 00:55:11.417 --> 00:55:13.715 "There's complete confusion" 863 00:55:13.786 --> 00:55:16.380 "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 864 00:55:16.422 --> 00:55:18.515 "It's a strange situation" 865 00:55:18.591 --> 00:55:20.456 "She's a gangster" 866 00:55:20.560 --> 00:55:25.361 "everything is mixed up, everything is confusion" 867 00:55:26.466 --> 00:55:28.093 "BOOM BOOM PARTY!" 868 00:55:28.167 --> 00:55:31.193 Nikhil, bro you can't be late for your own party! 869 00:55:31.270 --> 00:55:33.568 You guys leave... I'll come 870 00:55:43.115 --> 00:55:44.377 Bye... 871 00:55:45.485 --> 00:55:47.817 Can I also come? I want to meet Pappa 872 00:55:52.725 --> 00:55:55.421 Thank you for coming. - Congratulations! 873 00:55:55.528 --> 00:55:57.758 No, no... Thanks, bye. 874 00:56:00.666 --> 00:56:03.533 Man don't you think this is the perfect time to relaunch Meeta? 875 00:56:03.603 --> 00:56:05.264 "Return of Meeta!" 876 00:56:07.406 --> 00:56:09.772 Yup if you want to kill Papa, its a deadly idea... 877 00:56:27.527 --> 00:56:29.119 Should I worry about Deeksha's wedding... 878 00:56:29.195 --> 00:56:30.526 ...or keep running behind this crazy girl? 879 00:56:30.596 --> 00:56:31.858 I am fed up of this... 880 00:56:37.236 --> 00:56:41.195 Pappa... My project? 881 00:56:41.274 --> 00:56:44.141 Look at her... 882 00:56:45.111 --> 00:56:49.480 I'd said - don't be lenient, you didn't listen. 883 00:56:50.116 --> 00:56:54.212 Don't send her away to study, you did. 884 00:56:54.554 --> 00:56:57.216 Don't let her stay by herself, you did... 885 00:56:57.623 --> 00:56:59.557 ...and today you let her into the wedding... 886 00:56:59.625 --> 00:57:01.559 what's the issue with me here at the wedding? 887 00:57:01.627 --> 00:57:02.491 Shutup! 888 00:57:03.129 --> 00:57:05.859 I have an issue with you! 889 00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:14.406 Your torn jeans, your unmade hair! 890 00:57:14.473 --> 00:57:17.237 She doesn't look like a girl from any angle. 891 00:57:17.677 --> 00:57:22.137 Devesh she is going to bring home a bride! 892 00:57:22.381 --> 00:57:24.508 Right or wrong? Speak up now 893 00:57:25.685 --> 00:57:27.812 Make up your mind, you want me to Shut up, or speak? 894 00:57:28.087 --> 00:57:28.746 Shut up! 895 00:57:34.126 --> 00:57:35.650 Treat me with respect... 896 00:57:38.464 --> 00:57:40.523 ...or I will kill you... 897 00:57:41.667 --> 00:57:45.433 You've spoilt her, deal with her... 898 00:57:46.739 --> 00:57:48.104 Imbecile! 899 00:57:59.185 --> 00:58:01.346 But Pappa... my project?! 900 00:58:10.096 --> 00:58:11.290 Pappa, please 901 00:58:11.364 --> 00:58:12.331 Enough Meeta... 902 00:58:13.232 --> 00:58:16.429 ...there's a wedding on... wear some decent clothes 903 00:58:29.315 --> 00:58:33.149 The day before Deeksha's wedding she ran away with all the money... 904 00:58:33.219 --> 00:58:34.516 Papa had a heart attack on the day of wedding... 905 00:58:34.587 --> 00:58:36.248 ...and instead of bidding the bride adieu, he was in the ICU. 906 00:58:36.389 --> 00:58:38.357 She's been gone since then, 907 00:58:39.191 --> 00:58:41.352 and you want to relaunch that Meeta?! 908 00:58:41.427 --> 00:58:42.655 Very good! 909 00:58:42.862 --> 00:58:44.124 Err... 910 00:58:44.597 --> 00:58:45.529 what? 911 00:58:46.832 --> 00:58:48.561 Err... - "Err" what? 912 00:58:49.235 --> 00:58:50.429 Meeta... in the car! 913 00:58:50.503 --> 00:58:51.663 WHAT?! 914 00:58:58.310 --> 00:59:00.210 Shit! - What happened? 915 00:59:00.279 --> 00:59:02.509 She was right here! - Where's she now? 916 00:59:02.548 --> 00:59:04.880 Everyone calls me Bachu! - Meetu? 917 00:59:47.293 --> 00:59:49.591 Fatty - you are falling out of your clothes! 918 00:59:49.628 --> 00:59:51.721 Do you still steal food from other's plates? 919 00:59:51.797 --> 00:59:53.560 What are you doing here? 920 00:59:53.866 --> 00:59:55.163 What are you -? 921 00:59:57.169 --> 00:59:58.568 What are you doing here? 922 01:00:01.340 --> 01:00:02.830 Come with me! 923 01:00:03.109 --> 01:00:04.269 I want to dance! - Quiet! 924 01:00:04.343 --> 01:00:05.367 Karishma, what is she doing here? 925 01:00:05.444 --> 01:00:07.537 Deeksha, please don't tell anyone... I'll just come back! 926 01:00:07.613 --> 01:00:09.103 Karishma! 927 01:00:19.325 --> 01:00:20.758 Pappa. 928 01:00:36.642 --> 01:00:39.475 Nikhil, I can't believe you did this! Are you crazy?! 929 01:00:39.545 --> 01:00:41.672 How many times did I say not to bring her here? 930 01:00:41.747 --> 01:00:43.339 When are you going to get some brains? 931 01:00:43.415 --> 01:00:44.609 You can't do one thing right! 932 01:00:44.683 --> 01:00:45.843 I can't get through to Kabir... 933 01:00:45.918 --> 01:00:48.648 Hurry up and leave Kabir... Leave the phone... Just hurry up and go! 934 01:00:48.721 --> 01:00:51.315 Yup... Ya! - What if Pappa sees her?! 935 01:00:51.390 --> 01:00:52.618 Do whatever you feel like with her... 936 01:00:52.725 --> 01:00:54.454 ...Iock her in a room... or leave her by the roadside... 937 01:00:54.560 --> 01:00:55.686 I don't care! 938 01:00:56.729 --> 01:00:59.197 You're hurting me! - Just get in 939 01:01:10.509 --> 01:01:11.533 Vada Pav? 940 01:01:12.611 --> 01:01:13.737 Should we eat? 941 01:01:15.381 --> 01:01:16.609 I haven't had one in years... 942 01:01:19.485 --> 01:01:22.454 I am really hungry... I've not eaten anything since lunch... please! 943 01:01:23.722 --> 01:01:26.384 I am not going to stop even if you die of hunger! 944 01:01:26.692 --> 01:01:28.159 You are a curse... 945 01:01:28.427 --> 01:01:30.793 ...the devil incarnate! 946 01:01:31.831 --> 01:01:33.628 Everything was set... 947 01:01:33.799 --> 01:01:35.562 I'd planned such a grand surprise... 948 01:01:35.668 --> 01:01:37.397 She would've forgiven me... 949 01:01:38.871 --> 01:01:40.463 but you've ruined everything! 950 01:01:41.273 --> 01:01:42.763 To hell with Vada pav... 951 01:02:07.399 --> 01:02:09.731 why do you keep doing that? Are you going blind?! 952 01:02:10.436 --> 01:02:12.199 Where's Nikhil? 953 01:02:13.439 --> 01:02:17.375 Err... he... he's gone out... something came up 954 01:02:18.143 --> 01:02:21.840 The payment for the event has been made, yes? I can enjoy, yes? 955 01:02:23.515 --> 01:02:25.710 Only 5 Vada Pavs... please. 956 01:02:41.634 --> 01:02:42.396 Hello... 957 01:02:42.468 --> 01:02:43.366 Nikhil... 958 01:02:43.435 --> 01:02:44.800 Nope... He's gone to get Vada Pav... 959 01:02:44.870 --> 01:02:45.837 And who are you? 960 01:02:45.905 --> 01:02:47.600 He's come - Take this. 961 01:02:51.510 --> 01:02:53.671 Pappa... No No... I'll be there... 962 01:02:53.746 --> 01:02:55.179 Right away! 963 01:03:22.474 --> 01:03:24.772 Hello George... the car's stalled... 964 01:03:25.177 --> 01:03:26.576 Ya, I'll text you where... 965 01:03:37.389 --> 01:03:38.856 Give me money... I'm still hungry 966 01:03:52.371 --> 01:03:53.770 Heh... It's not opening? 967 01:03:58.510 --> 01:04:00.307 What did you think... we're out on a date in this rain? 968 01:04:00.379 --> 01:04:01.607 Shall I get you some wine?! 969 01:04:01.714 --> 01:04:03.875 We're locked in Meeta... why can't you get it?! 970 01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:36.611 Move... you're blocking the light 971 01:04:44.123 --> 01:04:44.851 what's the matter? 972 01:04:45.124 --> 01:04:47.183 The battery's dead... - So, what next? 973 01:04:53.198 --> 01:04:57.498 AC to DC... If I charge it then... energy 974 01:04:57.569 --> 01:04:59.696 Do you have a laptop charger? - It's in the car... 975 01:04:59.772 --> 01:05:02.172 Do what you have to, I need to get back to the party! 976 01:05:02.241 --> 01:05:02.798 Yup 977 01:05:02.875 --> 01:05:04.536 How will the battery get charged here? 978 01:05:23.529 --> 01:05:26.089 You're a Chemical engineer from llT... 979 01:05:26.632 --> 01:05:28.259 Then why did you have to steal and run? 980 01:05:28.567 --> 01:05:30.501 I needed funds for my project... 981 01:05:30.803 --> 01:05:33.567 Pappa refused... he thought I wanted to buy drugs... 982 01:05:33.639 --> 01:05:35.334 I had no other option 983 01:05:36.308 --> 01:05:39.607 Damn cool ya! Why don't I get such ideas? 984 01:05:41.613 --> 01:05:43.410 What did you do there all these years? 985 01:05:47.152 --> 01:05:50.713 From here I went to a University in China, for my PhD. 986 01:05:50.789 --> 01:05:53.781 3 years later my PhD was over, and so was the grant... 987 01:05:53.859 --> 01:05:55.588 But the research wasn't. 988 01:05:56.128 --> 01:05:57.891 So I borrowed funds from a private investor... 989 01:05:58.163 --> 01:06:01.428 ...and opened a lab where I am doing my research. 990 01:06:01.500 --> 01:06:04.765 And I've made this till now... 991 01:06:10.476 --> 01:06:12.637 This is what you've made after 7 years... 992 01:06:14.146 --> 01:06:17.673 Forget Pappa even I wouldn't give you money for this 993 01:06:26.658 --> 01:06:28.148 It's a high density polymer. 994 01:06:28.727 --> 01:06:30.558 The material's density is increased so much that... 995 01:06:30.629 --> 01:06:32.722 ...millions of molecules become one single molecule. 996 01:06:32.798 --> 01:06:35.096 This material then does not absorb any energy. 997 01:06:35.167 --> 01:06:36.327 It only reflects. 998 01:06:37.136 --> 01:06:42.699 That's what this ball is made from and it will keep bouncing until... 999 01:06:45.310 --> 01:06:47.301 It's stopped by an external force. 1000 01:06:49.448 --> 01:06:51.109 I think your battery's charged... 1001 01:06:55.821 --> 01:06:57.789 Dude, let's launch this ball at the cricket league opening ceremony... 1002 01:06:58.290 --> 01:07:00.281 All the batsmen, will lose it! 1003 01:07:02.161 --> 01:07:03.185 This ball can provide electricity 1004 01:07:03.262 --> 01:07:06.857 For an entire apartment building For 24 hours... non-stop. 1005 01:07:20.646 --> 01:07:23.706 Hey, Hey guys! Don't leave now... please stay na? Please... ya 1006 01:07:26.351 --> 01:07:28.785 Just wait dude... I'm coming! Just wait! 1007 01:07:29.421 --> 01:07:30.319 Hi! 1008 01:07:30.689 --> 01:07:33.249 Just come with me for a second... I have a surprise for you 1009 01:07:36.328 --> 01:07:37.590 what were you doing till now? 1010 01:07:38.197 --> 01:07:41.860 I was dropping her off... I wasn't on the beach! 1011 01:07:42.668 --> 01:07:44.158 What do I know... 1012 01:07:46.338 --> 01:07:47.362 Karishma 1013 01:07:48.707 --> 01:07:51.471 Karishma, just come for a sec 1014 01:07:52.110 --> 01:07:53.839 Everything's ready... please just come 1015 01:07:54.146 --> 01:07:55.841 Please Karishma, don't go like this it's very embarrassing... 1016 01:07:56.114 --> 01:07:57.604 You deserve it... 1017 01:08:00.452 --> 01:08:02.249 Sorry - Be careful 1018 01:08:47.699 --> 01:08:50.224 Open your fists like this... Now stretch... you'll feel good 1019 01:08:52.838 --> 01:08:57.298 Like how kids sleep... with wide, Open arms... no baggage... stress free... 1020 01:08:58.510 --> 01:09:00.205 Kids don't suffer breaks ups... 1021 01:09:00.345 --> 01:09:01.437 Exactly. 1022 01:09:01.713 --> 01:09:04.181 Only adults complicate & stress their lives... 1023 01:09:04.249 --> 01:09:07.241 ...like these tightly closed fists... 1024 01:09:17.562 --> 01:09:18.586 what do you want? 1025 01:09:20.432 --> 01:09:21.330 Please just do it... 1026 01:09:28.173 --> 01:09:29.197 Breathe in... 1027 01:09:32.244 --> 01:09:33.575 ...Breathe out 1028 01:09:35.380 --> 01:09:36.506 Breathe in... 1029 01:09:37.649 --> 01:09:39.139 ...Breathe out 1030 01:09:41.320 --> 01:09:43.584 Karishma is never happy with anything I do... 1031 01:09:44.456 --> 01:09:46.117 ...and then she'll break up... for any damn reason... 1032 01:09:46.425 --> 01:09:47.687 sometimes even without one. 1033 01:09:49.161 --> 01:09:51.095 Then why don't you break up with her? 1034 01:09:52.230 --> 01:09:54.198 Is it some sort of a motto you sisters have around break-ups? 1035 01:09:56.335 --> 01:09:58.098 We've have broken up regularly each month in the last seven years, 1036 01:09:58.170 --> 01:09:59.467 like a mortgage payment. 1037 01:10:00.105 --> 01:10:02.505 Many times I have felt like walking away... 1038 01:10:03.375 --> 01:10:04.569 ...but fear that... 1039 01:10:05.310 --> 01:10:09.474 ...she will not come chasing after me to cajole or explain... 1040 01:10:11.283 --> 01:10:12.841 why don't you try leaving her once? 1041 01:10:13.452 --> 01:10:14.783 I don't want to leaver her! 1042 01:10:16.455 --> 01:10:17.820 It only takes 2 seconds to leave... 1043 01:10:18.590 --> 01:10:20.490 ...but what about the heartache that follows? 1044 01:10:21.226 --> 01:10:24.320 And what's the guarantee, that the next girl you meet will be perfect? 1045 01:10:24.896 --> 01:10:28.423 So you keep breaking up, till you meet someone perfect?! 1046 01:10:29.568 --> 01:10:31.627 Like animals... 1047 01:10:35.774 --> 01:10:40.302 It's easy to walk away man... 1048 01:10:40.512 --> 01:10:42.139 ...but to make a relationship work, 1049 01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:45.274 there need to be adjustments... sacrifices... 1050 01:10:51.289 --> 01:10:53.450 That's quite a pragmatic thought... 1051 01:10:54.526 --> 01:10:56.551 But it's also depressing and unromantic. 1052 01:11:01.166 --> 01:11:02.758 Tell me why have you come back? 1053 01:11:04.703 --> 01:11:05.829 To steal... 1054 01:11:07.172 --> 01:11:08.332 Steal?! 1055 01:11:10.575 --> 01:11:11.735 Do it... 1056 01:11:20.185 --> 01:11:21.618 Isn't it like this? 1057 01:11:22.587 --> 01:11:24.214 You can do this also... 1058 01:12:03.836 --> 01:12:05.201 Aunty c'mon... they're calling you 1059 01:12:05.338 --> 01:12:07.329 Gargi, I can't find my necklace. 1060 01:12:07.406 --> 01:12:08.134 What? 1061 01:12:09.809 --> 01:12:11.208 Is Nikhil asleep? 1062 01:12:11.778 --> 01:12:13.405 No Pappa! He must be around... 1063 01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:14.946 You can't meet Pappa right now! 1064 01:12:15.014 --> 01:12:16.106 Don't argue! 1065 01:12:16.182 --> 01:12:18.082 You're not listening... Just go upstairs right now 1066 01:12:18.151 --> 01:12:19.243 Nikhil... 1067 01:12:19.986 --> 01:12:21.476 ...Everybody's waiting for 1068 01:12:22.321 --> 01:12:23.811 Go upstairs, I'll come. 1069 01:12:25.892 --> 01:12:27.189 What is she doing here? 1070 01:12:27.326 --> 01:12:27.985 Nothing. 1071 01:12:28.094 --> 01:12:29.755 What if Pappa sees her? Everyone is here! 1072 01:12:29.829 --> 01:12:31.763 Don't worry. She's going. 1073 01:12:31.898 --> 01:12:33.160 Gimme two minutes 1074 01:12:33.232 --> 01:12:35.792 Hurry up... Everyone's waiting... 1075 01:12:37.003 --> 01:12:38.766 Just come with me 1076 01:12:39.438 --> 01:12:42.464 Just let me see Pappa once? - No! 1077 01:12:42.775 --> 01:12:43.764 Stay here... You cannot come down. 1078 01:12:43.843 --> 01:12:45.037 So, I need to lock you in. 1079 01:12:45.812 --> 01:12:46.904 I won't come down... 1080 01:12:46.979 --> 01:12:49.846 I trust Meeta... but I don't trust Meeta 2.0... your 'after-pills' version! 1081 01:12:50.850 --> 01:12:52.078 What if I need to use the loo? 1082 01:12:52.385 --> 01:12:53.852 Hold it... you're not a kid! 1083 01:12:58.257 --> 01:13:00.282 The diamond necklace is missing. 1084 01:13:01.093 --> 01:13:03.323 It's not where I had left it. 1085 01:13:16.209 --> 01:13:17.506 I am sorry for yesterday... 1086 01:13:18.911 --> 01:13:19.878 It's okay... 1087 01:13:32.225 --> 01:13:34.216 Of course I am late, there was a ceremony at home... 1088 01:13:34.293 --> 01:13:36.056 You brief Adnani, I'll just reach there 1089 01:13:36.462 --> 01:13:38.191 Ya, don't worry... I'll get there 1090 01:13:38.865 --> 01:13:41.197 Shit! Salim... I forgot to wear my lucky trousers... 1091 01:13:41.868 --> 01:13:43.028 I'll get there, okay. 1092 01:13:46.372 --> 01:13:48.033 It's a necklace, not a shoe! 1093 01:13:48.107 --> 01:13:50.337 I think I found Sita uncle's shirt under the sofa! 1094 01:13:50.376 --> 01:13:52.401 How much was it for? 1095 01:13:54.280 --> 01:13:56.248 Maa... what's happening here? 1096 01:13:56.749 --> 01:13:58.273 The necklace is missing... 1097 01:13:58.818 --> 01:14:00.877 Your Dad is investigating inside... 1098 01:14:02.154 --> 01:14:03.416 Papa! 1099 01:14:07.293 --> 01:14:08.783 Shit! 1100 01:14:21.807 --> 01:14:22.967 I am so sorry... 1101 01:14:30.349 --> 01:14:34.149 I borrowed this saree from Gargi... 1102 01:14:49.101 --> 01:14:50.432 I drink a lot of water... 1103 01:14:50.703 --> 01:14:52.864 So... I couldn't control 1104 01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:56.102 I'm really sorry... 1105 01:15:08.287 --> 01:15:09.948 Hi... l'm here to see Mr. Adnani. 1106 01:15:10.022 --> 01:15:11.922 Sure, please have a seat I'll call the manager. 1107 01:15:11.991 --> 01:15:13.390 He'll take you in. 1108 01:15:26.973 --> 01:15:28.941 Sir, 50 million is loose change 1109 01:15:29.208 --> 01:15:31.369 For you... you've changed the fates of so many industries... 1110 01:15:31.744 --> 01:15:33.075 Now please change our fates too... 1111 01:15:33.145 --> 01:15:34.976 No, I can't give you money... Sorry... 1112 01:15:36.182 --> 01:15:37.046 why? 1113 01:15:38.451 --> 01:15:40.112 I am Mukesh Adnani. 1114 01:15:40.353 --> 01:15:44.255 I have been a game-changer in Robotics, IT, Bio Tech, and what not... 1115 01:15:44.323 --> 01:15:46.723 ...and you are begging me for 50 million? 1116 01:15:46.792 --> 01:15:48.726 What game can you possibly change with 50 million? 1117 01:15:48.794 --> 01:15:50.261 I don't want to be a game-changer... 1118 01:15:50.329 --> 01:15:52.456 I just want to get married... and for that I need 50 million! 1119 01:15:53.699 --> 01:15:56.259 I'll give the money. I should have it in a couple of days... 1120 01:15:56.335 --> 01:15:58.997 Thanks but I don't want a penny from your family... 1121 01:15:59.705 --> 01:16:01.900 I started a business to make Karishma happy... 1122 01:16:02.108 --> 01:16:02.938 She is nowhere close to being pleased... 1123 01:16:03.009 --> 01:16:05.842 But I've lost the little self-respect I had from this constant begging! 1124 01:16:10.916 --> 01:16:13.407 You clearly hate what you do... 1125 01:16:14.787 --> 01:16:15.811 Okay 1126 01:16:16.922 --> 01:16:18.219 Actually you know, I... 1127 01:16:19.725 --> 01:16:20.714 ...forget it 1128 01:16:24.363 --> 01:16:25.762 Keep this a secret... 1129 01:16:26.198 --> 01:16:27.756 ...certainly from my dad... 1130 01:16:28.267 --> 01:16:29.996 I should've become a police officer... 1131 01:16:30.503 --> 01:16:31.367 IPS 1132 01:16:33.139 --> 01:16:34.037 well become one now... 1133 01:16:34.073 --> 01:16:35.005 You crazy? 1134 01:16:35.041 --> 01:16:37.305 ...After seven years of attempted entrepreneurship, IPS seems good... 1135 01:16:37.743 --> 01:16:39.734 Had I become a cop I may have liked to be a thief... 1136 01:16:40.012 --> 01:16:41.445 ...there's no guarantee on what the mind will like next... 1137 01:16:42.048 --> 01:16:44.949 A guarantee in love, a guarantee in work, a guarantee over the mind... 1138 01:16:45.418 --> 01:16:47.443 ...might as well have been born with a guarantee card 1139 01:16:48.120 --> 01:16:48.950 Now can you stay quiet... 1140 01:16:49.021 --> 01:16:51.888 ...I have an important meeting and it is my last chance... 1141 01:16:52.258 --> 01:16:52.815 Uh... 1142 01:16:52.892 --> 01:16:54.018 Quiet! 1143 01:17:06.806 --> 01:17:07.431 Just tell me... 1144 01:17:07.706 --> 01:17:10.106 There are no 'last chances' only second chances! 1145 01:17:13.746 --> 01:17:14.838 Mr. Nikhil... 1146 01:17:16.882 --> 01:17:17.849 Ya 1147 01:17:23.889 --> 01:17:25.117 You're late by an hour. 1148 01:17:25.257 --> 01:17:26.724 Ya... Sorry... 1149 01:17:26.792 --> 01:17:27.486 traffic... 1150 01:17:28.327 --> 01:17:31.023 Sir, just say yes and change our fates 1151 01:17:34.500 --> 01:17:35.797 The meeting's in here? 1152 01:17:36.402 --> 01:17:38.336 If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room. 1153 01:17:39.805 --> 01:17:43.764 Ssssir, please change our fate too... 1154 01:17:46.145 --> 01:17:47.874 Hi Sir... Nikhil... 1155 01:17:51.417 --> 01:17:53.248 Sir I'm a huge huge... fan... 1156 01:17:56.021 --> 01:17:58.455 Its such an honour to sit with you sir... 1157 01:18:12.238 --> 01:18:14.399 Sir I'm not here for 50 million... 1158 01:18:15.040 --> 01:18:18.203 I'm here to share an idea... 1159 01:18:18.811 --> 01:18:20.108 ...to change a game... 1160 01:18:21.313 --> 01:18:22.940 I'm sure you watch cricket? 1161 01:18:24.350 --> 01:18:26.011 How was it played initially? 1162 01:18:26.218 --> 01:18:29.119 A batsman would hit the ball, and if the ball were to get stuck in a tree, 1163 01:18:29.188 --> 01:18:31.816 until the fielder returned the ball back to the wicketkeeper, 1164 01:18:31.891 --> 01:18:33.449 batsman could keep taking runs... 1165 01:18:33.826 --> 01:18:36.260 Finally they introduced boundaries, so that matches could get over... 1166 01:18:36.495 --> 01:18:38.759 ...started playing test matches... 1167 01:18:38.898 --> 01:18:40.490 ...when they got bored with that one-days... 1168 01:18:40.766 --> 01:18:43.132 ...and today after 20 years 20-20... 1169 01:18:44.436 --> 01:18:46.199 ...but what after this? 1170 01:18:46.438 --> 01:18:47.996 What are we going to do next? 1171 01:18:48.307 --> 01:18:49.865 Next is what?! 1172 01:18:51.744 --> 01:18:52.938 10 overs cricket maybe? 1173 01:18:55.047 --> 01:18:59.074 Correct but after that what? 0-0 is not a possibility... 1174 01:18:59.752 --> 01:19:00.980 ...so think for a minute... 1175 01:19:01.053 --> 01:19:03.988 ...what if I were to tell that the cricket field is a revolving disc... 1176 01:19:04.290 --> 01:19:07.316 and within the 15 yard circle 2 flying fielders... 1177 01:19:07.393 --> 01:19:08.985 ...who will catch the ball mid-air. 1178 01:19:09.995 --> 01:19:12.862 Sir, imagine if I was the idea and you were the technology... 1179 01:19:13.265 --> 01:19:16.894 ...then our kite would soar high up in the sky! 1180 01:19:55.341 --> 01:19:56.968 Don't you wanna know, how my meeting was? 1181 01:19:57.776 --> 01:19:59.073 I know... you didn't get the money... 1182 01:19:59.945 --> 01:20:01.105 How did you know? 1183 01:20:01.914 --> 01:20:03.381 If you'd gotten it, you would've been on the phone... 1184 01:20:03.449 --> 01:20:05.940 ...yelling & shouting orders... 1185 01:20:09.255 --> 01:20:10.813 How do you know, that's what I would be doing... 1186 01:20:12.825 --> 01:20:14.156 You are the oxygen to my double hydrogen... 1187 01:20:14.226 --> 01:20:15.887 ...the chemistry between us flows like water... 1188 01:20:19.164 --> 01:20:20.188 Sir, H2O 1189 01:20:21.033 --> 01:20:22.057 Oh! Thanks! 1190 01:20:27.473 --> 01:20:30.909 Ssir, this was our last chance... 1191 01:20:31.143 --> 01:20:33.703 Salim!!! There are no 'last chances'- only second chances! 1192 01:20:36.482 --> 01:20:37.744 Thanks. - Mention not 1193 01:20:37.816 --> 01:20:41.274 Me and Gargi had an argument today because, 1194 01:20:41.353 --> 01:20:41.978 Cheers! 1195 01:20:42.054 --> 01:20:44.045 I think she should cut her hair 1196 01:20:47.259 --> 01:20:49.056 I hope Meeta is coming? 1197 01:20:49.928 --> 01:20:50.895 Why? 1198 01:20:50.963 --> 01:20:54.262 She's too much fun to drink with... 1199 01:20:59.371 --> 01:21:03.000 But, what she is doing at the gate. 1200 01:21:06.912 --> 01:21:08.311 Hold this... 1201 01:21:11.784 --> 01:21:14.412 Hold on! Where are you going? 1202 01:21:15.321 --> 01:21:16.913 I'm going home... - why? 1203 01:21:17.156 --> 01:21:18.714 I want to meet my Pappa... 1204 01:21:18.791 --> 01:21:20.088 Can't you wait for one day... 1205 01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:22.957 I haven't even seen Pappa, since I've come back... 1206 01:21:33.138 --> 01:21:34.696 You can only look... Don't move an inch... 1207 01:21:35.841 --> 01:21:37.399 And you can't have those pills 1208 01:21:37.843 --> 01:21:38.775 Promise? 1209 01:21:39.878 --> 01:21:40.867 Say it. 1210 01:22:00.065 --> 01:22:01.965 Should I call Karishma Ma'am? 1211 01:22:02.034 --> 01:22:03.092 No... 1212 01:22:05.270 --> 01:22:06.931 Madam's room is that side 1213 01:22:32.865 --> 01:22:33.854 Pappa... 1214 01:22:48.881 --> 01:22:49.813 Pappa... 1215 01:22:52.151 --> 01:22:53.175 Pappa! 1216 01:22:54.319 --> 01:22:54.978 Who -? 1217 01:22:58.390 --> 01:22:59.322 You? 1218 01:23:00.959 --> 01:23:01.926 What do you want? 1219 01:23:03.061 --> 01:23:04.255 Can you come out for a moment? 1220 01:23:13.138 --> 01:23:14.503 Come Pappa... 1221 01:23:14.773 --> 01:23:16.172 One sec, come here... 1222 01:23:17.476 --> 01:23:18.465 ya... 1223 01:23:18.744 --> 01:23:19.369 what is it? 1224 01:23:19.445 --> 01:23:22.209 I was driving by... 1225 01:23:24.483 --> 01:23:27.748 ...and thinking about the wedding seating arrangements... 1226 01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:31.148 ...where would I sit and where would Karishma sit... 1227 01:23:31.223 --> 01:23:32.417 ...nothing's finalised right? 1228 01:23:32.758 --> 01:23:35.124 And you HAD to wake me up for this? 1229 01:23:35.461 --> 01:23:38.123 No, no... I was thinking about how best to arrive to the wedding? 1230 01:23:38.163 --> 01:23:41.860 Instead of a car how about on a horseback? 1231 01:23:42.267 --> 01:23:45.464 Son if you so wish arrive atop a rocket... 1232 01:23:46.271 --> 01:23:48.205 ...just arrive at the right venue... 1233 01:23:49.741 --> 01:23:50.867 Can I leave now? 1234 01:23:50.943 --> 01:23:51.875 You're absolutely right Pappa... 1235 01:23:51.944 --> 01:23:53.844 ...I'm so sorry I woke you up, thanks... 1236 01:24:05.023 --> 01:24:06.320 Done? Did you see him? 1237 01:24:08.160 --> 01:24:09.127 What?! 1238 01:24:09.328 --> 01:24:12.320 This big tree was in the way... and you'd said 'Don't move an inch' 1239 01:24:15.200 --> 01:24:17.259 I can't go back in... 1240 01:24:18.103 --> 01:24:19.331 please try and understand... 1241 01:24:25.878 --> 01:24:28.904 Dude! What are you doing? Come back... 1242 01:24:29.848 --> 01:24:31.338 Come back... 1243 01:24:44.263 --> 01:24:45.093 Pappa... 1244 01:24:46.999 --> 01:24:48.023 You're back... 1245 01:24:49.801 --> 01:24:51.268 You wanna go outside again? 1246 01:24:53.138 --> 01:24:54.105 No... upstairs? 1247 01:24:56.475 --> 01:24:57.874 Come Na Pappa... 1248 01:25:00.279 --> 01:25:01.746 Papa you are completely right... 1249 01:25:01.813 --> 01:25:03.144 ...the parking lot will be overflowing... 1250 01:25:03.215 --> 01:25:04.375 ...so where will I park my car? 1251 01:25:04.449 --> 01:25:06.781 Which is why I decided I would arrive on horseback... 1252 01:25:06.919 --> 01:25:08.409 ...however I do see an issue with that too... 1253 01:25:10.355 --> 01:25:12.880 Papa imagine you were the horse and this... ya... here 1254 01:25:12.958 --> 01:25:14.152 Here we park it - I'll fall down! 1255 01:25:14.226 --> 01:25:16.126 Just a sec Pappa, behave like a horse Pappa... 1256 01:25:16.194 --> 01:25:18.185 I won't ride you, don't worry! 1257 01:25:18.263 --> 01:25:20.128 Just move 70 degrees... Er north-west 1258 01:25:20.332 --> 01:25:21.993 which degree? 1259 01:25:22.067 --> 01:25:26.128 The horse will destroy everything... what're you doing Pappa?! No, No, No! 1260 01:25:26.204 --> 01:25:28.138 Just come here... under the light... ya 1261 01:25:28.206 --> 01:25:31.073 watch out, there's horse-shit there! What're you doing Pappa?! 1262 01:25:31.944 --> 01:25:36.278 If the horse is at the main door, it will chew all the flowers away! 1263 01:25:36.448 --> 01:25:42.216 You've woken me up so that we can play horsey in the middle of the night?! 1264 01:25:43.789 --> 01:25:45.723 I think I'll just come on foot 1265 01:25:51.363 --> 01:25:52.762 what's wrong Pappa? Is there a problem? 1266 01:25:52.831 --> 01:25:54.355 No... I think I saw... 1267 01:25:55.233 --> 01:25:57.326 Pappa... I'll take your leave? 1268 01:26:13.352 --> 01:26:14.478 I couldn't find another angle... 1269 01:26:14.753 --> 01:26:15.344 Let's go? 1270 01:26:20.158 --> 01:26:21.090 Let's go? 1271 01:26:46.818 --> 01:26:48.410 Karishma is not the right girl for you... 1272 01:26:48.687 --> 01:26:49.779 ...get married to me... 1273 01:26:56.061 --> 01:26:56.959 Okay. Pick one. 1274 01:27:00.365 --> 01:27:01.297 Karishma... 1275 01:27:01.366 --> 01:27:03.061 Anyway, I can never break up. 1276 01:27:03.135 --> 01:27:04.159 I know... 1277 01:27:05.470 --> 01:27:09.406 ...I know you'll never let me go and I will never need to run away from you... 1278 01:27:10.375 --> 01:27:13.833 And there's no guarantee that you are going to be perfect?! 1279 01:27:14.746 --> 01:27:16.714 I come with a lifetime guarantee... 1280 01:27:30.762 --> 01:27:32.992 what are you looking at... look away! 1281 01:28:03.729 --> 01:28:10.362 "Love's beckoning, when it comes," 1282 01:28:12.771 --> 01:28:20.075 "Love's beckoning, comes when it does," 1283 01:28:21.480 --> 01:28:26.076 "Until then, within your sight," 1284 01:28:26.151 --> 01:28:30.713 "Until then, within your sight," 1285 01:28:31.356 --> 01:28:37.454 "By your side, I will be." 1286 01:28:40.065 --> 01:28:42.499 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 1287 01:28:42.768 --> 01:28:47.034 "peals of laughter, at all you do," 1288 01:28:47.105 --> 01:28:51.337 "Drive myself all crazy," 1289 01:28:51.409 --> 01:28:55.812 "And keep you full of mirth," 1290 01:28:55.881 --> 01:28:58.281 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 1291 01:29:27.045 --> 01:29:30.981 "Many a splendrous color you adorn," 1292 01:29:31.449 --> 01:29:35.749 "Surely descended from another world," 1293 01:29:44.963 --> 01:29:49.195 "Many a splendorous color you adorn," 1294 01:29:49.267 --> 01:29:52.964 "Surely descended from another world," 1295 01:29:53.038 --> 01:29:57.236 "The color is in the eye of the beholder," 1296 01:29:57.309 --> 01:30:00.710 "Hark upon these words," 1297 01:30:00.779 --> 01:30:05.148 "Until then, within your sight" 1298 01:30:05.217 --> 01:30:10.177 "Until then, within your sight" 1299 01:30:10.822 --> 01:30:16.124 "By your side, I will be" 1300 01:30:19.164 --> 01:30:21.758 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 1301 01:30:21.833 --> 01:30:26.202 "Reside forever within your eyes." 1302 01:30:26.271 --> 01:30:30.435 "Drive myself all crazy," 1303 01:30:30.709 --> 01:30:34.873 "And keep you full of mirth," 1304 01:30:34.946 --> 01:30:37.710 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 1305 01:30:54.900 --> 01:31:01.897 "Loves blessings, one knows not its arrival," 1306 01:31:03.875 --> 01:31:11.213 "loves blessings, it arrives when it does," 1307 01:31:12.918 --> 01:31:17.150 "Until then, within your sight," 1308 01:31:17.355 --> 01:31:22.122 "Until then, within your sight," 1309 01:31:23.128 --> 01:31:30.227 "By your side, I will be." 1310 01:31:33.405 --> 01:31:36.772 Nikhil, where were you all morning? 1311 01:31:37.275 --> 01:31:38.333 Welcome... 1312 01:31:55.961 --> 01:31:58.156 I found all this in your bag... 1313 01:31:59.965 --> 01:32:01.432 did you buy all of this? 1314 01:32:05.470 --> 01:32:07.301 Tell me, where is the necklace? 1315 01:32:07.906 --> 01:32:10.204 Did you sell it? Are you hiding it? 1316 01:32:10.742 --> 01:32:11.834 Tell me. 1317 01:32:13.144 --> 01:32:16.409 Tell me the truth... or I will call the police... 1318 01:32:20.051 --> 01:32:23.452 Kabir, you're friends with such thieves? 1319 01:32:24.823 --> 01:32:28.088 No... Meeta... 1320 01:32:28.159 --> 01:32:30.286 why did you do this? 1321 01:32:32.764 --> 01:32:34.163 Just get in now... 1322 01:32:35.033 --> 01:32:36.500 what's wrong with you MA! 1323 01:32:36.768 --> 01:32:37.962 Why did you have to steal that necklace? 1324 01:32:38.036 --> 01:32:41.199 What did I know he will find out?! 1325 01:32:41.272 --> 01:32:43.900 Poor Meeta is getting blamed for all this! 1326 01:32:43.975 --> 01:32:45.272 Look here 1327 01:32:45.343 --> 01:32:46.367 In the undegarments?! 1328 01:32:46.444 --> 01:32:48.708 That necklace, was rightfully mine, 1329 01:32:48.780 --> 01:32:51.044 I am the youngest in the house! 1330 01:32:51.082 --> 01:32:53.778 Give it here... if the cops come, we will go to jail! 1331 01:32:53.852 --> 01:32:55.319 She even looks like a professional crook... 1332 01:32:55.387 --> 01:32:56.877 Kabir, are you her accomplice?! 1333 01:32:56.955 --> 01:32:58.149 Is she alone, or does she have a gang? 1334 01:32:58.223 --> 01:32:59.019 Please wait... 1335 01:32:59.090 --> 01:33:00.990 Dad used to be a cop... He's used to saying these things 1336 01:33:01.059 --> 01:33:02.788 How do you know he's not right? 1337 01:33:02.861 --> 01:33:04.726 I know you didn't take the necklace 1338 01:33:04.896 --> 01:33:06.363 And these other things, are in 1339 01:33:06.431 --> 01:33:09.832 your bag because of 'Meeta 2.0'- After-pills!! 1340 01:33:09.901 --> 01:33:12.199 God knows what kind of friends you have! 1341 01:33:12.270 --> 01:33:14.830 You've figured me out in just 3 days? 1342 01:33:17.242 --> 01:33:20.803 Don't worry, we'll look for a solution 1343 01:33:20.979 --> 01:33:21.968 Hey! 1344 01:33:24.215 --> 01:33:27.116 Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace... 1345 01:33:28.286 --> 01:33:30.083 You've checked my bag... 1346 01:33:30.155 --> 01:33:31.918 Now you should check everyone else's bags too... 1347 01:33:31.956 --> 01:33:36.950 And anyway I stole it, so your wife could have it... 1348 01:33:37.028 --> 01:33:38.928 You are about to send my 'to be' wife to jail... 1349 01:33:38.997 --> 01:33:41.431 If she went to jail, I would've punished myself... I would've slit my wrists! 1350 01:33:41.499 --> 01:33:45.902 Now hurry up... or I will be left alone, singing solo numbers all my life 1351 01:33:45.970 --> 01:33:46.800 My poor son! 1352 01:33:46.871 --> 01:33:50.807 Oh... So now a thief will tell a cop how to solve a case? 1353 01:33:52.110 --> 01:33:54.044 Let it be there... put it back 1354 01:33:54.479 --> 01:33:55.275 But this is mine Dad... 1355 01:33:55.346 --> 01:33:57.974 It's evidence now. Keep it back... 1356 01:33:59.184 --> 01:34:00.845 The Bluetooth is Nikhil's... 1357 01:34:01.286 --> 01:34:03.117 this chocolate is Anant's... 1358 01:34:03.188 --> 01:34:04.052 and this sauce... 1359 01:34:04.122 --> 01:34:05.783 I bought that sauce... and sugar 1360 01:34:06.057 --> 01:34:07.991 And these clips are mine... 1361 01:34:09.427 --> 01:34:11.019 And this toothpaste. 1362 01:34:11.729 --> 01:34:13.094 She even eats toothpaste! 1363 01:34:13.131 --> 01:34:14.792 I've seen it myself... 1364 01:34:14.966 --> 01:34:17.059 what? She eats toothpaste. 1365 01:34:17.135 --> 01:34:18.033 She must have been hungry 1366 01:34:19.337 --> 01:34:21.271 This girl is a thief! 1367 01:34:21.339 --> 01:34:25.742 Dad, you can't call her a thief till you've proved anything! 1368 01:34:26.077 --> 01:34:26.475 Is it? 1369 01:34:26.744 --> 01:34:28.473 As per the rules of crime investigation... 1370 01:34:28.746 --> 01:34:31.237 ...the criminal is someone you suspect the least... 1371 01:34:31.749 --> 01:34:32.738 Oh... 1372 01:34:32.817 --> 01:34:36.184 Yup, that's what Sherlock always says... 1373 01:34:39.290 --> 01:34:43.317 Right, and suspect no. 1 is 1374 01:34:43.528 --> 01:34:44.222 You! 1375 01:34:44.295 --> 01:34:45.785 What? - Correct. 1376 01:34:46.798 --> 01:34:48.425 Absolutely right, Sherlock 1377 01:34:49.334 --> 01:34:51.427 what rubbish... who is this Sherlock? 1378 01:34:51.970 --> 01:34:53.369 What batch of police service is he from? 1379 01:34:53.738 --> 01:34:55.000 Get him on the phone... 1380 01:34:55.440 --> 01:34:57.806 Sir, please get your bag... 1381 01:34:58.243 --> 01:35:01.178 what? It's my necklace... 1382 01:35:01.246 --> 01:35:02.474 why will I still steal it?! 1383 01:35:02.747 --> 01:35:04.044 DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! 1384 01:35:04.115 --> 01:35:06.845 My dear watson... his bag! 1385 01:35:07.152 --> 01:35:09.416 Watson? Who is this watson now? 1386 01:35:11.723 --> 01:35:13.213 Abhinandan, go get my bag! 1387 01:35:16.928 --> 01:35:18.828 Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here... 1388 01:35:18.863 --> 01:35:20.057 which one is it? 1389 01:35:20.131 --> 01:35:22.258 The big red bag... that's mine! 1390 01:35:26.905 --> 01:35:30.272 The one with the black handle... and wheels? 1391 01:35:30.341 --> 01:35:32.866 Stop wasting time and hurry up 1392 01:35:34.112 --> 01:35:37.240 You moron! Or should I do it myself? 1393 01:35:37.315 --> 01:35:38.907 No, I am coming uncle... 1394 01:35:39.017 --> 01:35:40.814 I am at the door... 1395 01:35:40.885 --> 01:35:43.149 C'mon, C'mon move it! Hurry up! 1396 01:35:43.188 --> 01:35:45.019 I am coming... 1397 01:35:45.089 --> 01:35:47.387 You are suspecting a police officer? 1398 01:35:47.859 --> 01:35:49.690 Teaching me the rules of crime investigation?! 1399 01:35:54.165 --> 01:35:55.826 Are you out for a stroll? 1400 01:35:57.702 --> 01:35:58.760 What's wrong with you! 1401 01:36:00.071 --> 01:36:01.265 Is this the bag? 1402 01:36:01.339 --> 01:36:02.237 Yes! 1403 01:36:03.408 --> 01:36:05.342 Why do you walk queerly... 1404 01:36:08.947 --> 01:36:10.812 ...keep it here... 1405 01:36:10.949 --> 01:36:12.382 No! That one! 1406 01:36:12.450 --> 01:36:13.849 Idiot! 1407 01:36:17.922 --> 01:36:18.911 ...Open it... 1408 01:36:20.058 --> 01:36:21.787 Are you ss... sure? 1409 01:36:21.859 --> 01:36:23.952 Of course, I am sure! Open it! 1410 01:36:24.796 --> 01:36:25.990 Show Madam... 1411 01:36:26.064 --> 01:36:28.897 what's inside a police officer's bag! 1412 01:36:30.969 --> 01:36:31.765 Socks... 1413 01:36:31.836 --> 01:36:34.236 Yes, socks... Made in England! Keep it back. 1414 01:36:36.975 --> 01:36:38.101 Underwear 1415 01:36:39.177 --> 01:36:41.008 Don't display it... keep it inside... 1416 01:36:42.780 --> 01:36:43.769 what's this? 1417 01:36:44.082 --> 01:36:45.276 It's a medicine... 1418 01:36:45.350 --> 01:36:46.749 That's Viagra... 1419 01:36:56.060 --> 01:36:57.391 It's a bandage! 1420 01:36:59.230 --> 01:37:01.027 What do you want me to do? Put it back... 1421 01:37:01.866 --> 01:37:03.094 Done. Finished. 1422 01:37:03.468 --> 01:37:07.837 Open it properly... investigate properly... Madam should see 1423 01:37:07.905 --> 01:37:09.429 all there is to see in the bag! 1424 01:37:12.410 --> 01:37:15.743 Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god! 1425 01:37:18.816 --> 01:37:25.153 Oh my god! It's the NECKLACE! 1426 01:37:25.223 --> 01:37:27.851 You? - How did this get here!? 1427 01:37:28.059 --> 01:37:29.754 I am a police officer... goddamit! 1428 01:37:29.827 --> 01:37:30.816 Were. 1429 01:37:31.829 --> 01:37:34.127 Why're you all looking at me?! 1430 01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:36.924 I've heard people getting senile after retirement... 1431 01:37:37.001 --> 01:37:38.434 ...but he seems to have lost it... 1432 01:37:38.503 --> 01:37:41.028 All his life he played cops'n'robbers... 1433 01:37:41.105 --> 01:37:45.269 ...now that there aren't any thieves left he plays the role himself... 1434 01:37:45.443 --> 01:37:47.843 ...and has converted his house into a police station... 1435 01:37:48.780 --> 01:37:50.839 Just let it go... 1436 01:37:51.849 --> 01:37:54.317 He must've accidentally put it there... 1437 01:37:55.853 --> 01:37:56.785 Meeta... 1438 01:37:57.255 --> 01:37:58.222 Sorry 1439 01:37:59.023 --> 01:38:01.890 I've invited the whole building for lunch... join us? 1440 01:38:02.427 --> 01:38:05.760 Can you please call Gargi, I need help... 1441 01:38:10.301 --> 01:38:12.963 No one's here... everybody's gone down 1442 01:39:03.054 --> 01:39:04.180 Done! 1443 01:39:21.305 --> 01:39:22.397 Ms. Meeta... 1444 01:39:22.840 --> 01:39:23.704 Sorry 1445 01:39:23.775 --> 01:39:24.833 what is it? 1446 01:39:25.042 --> 01:39:26.236 Err... Nothing... 1447 01:39:45.263 --> 01:39:49.666 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1448 01:39:49.901 --> 01:39:53.701 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1449 01:39:53.805 --> 01:39:56.296 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1450 01:39:56.674 --> 01:40:00.269 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1451 01:40:01.045 --> 01:40:04.913 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1452 01:40:04.982 --> 01:40:07.246 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1453 01:40:16.828 --> 01:40:18.921 "Nothing like my handsome lover," 1454 01:40:18.996 --> 01:40:21.191 "Nothing like my dreamboat savior," 1455 01:40:21.265 --> 01:40:23.358 "Nothing like some colorful bangles," 1456 01:40:23.434 --> 01:40:25.732 "And a fiery nosering." 1457 01:40:25.803 --> 01:40:27.703 "Do the boogie woogie" 1458 01:40:27.772 --> 01:40:30.138 "As we twist and shout," 1459 01:40:30.208 --> 01:40:34.736 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1460 01:40:34.812 --> 01:40:39.078 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1461 01:40:39.116 --> 01:40:41.175 "To the beats of the drums," 1462 01:40:41.252 --> 01:40:43.447 "I sway and sashay" 1463 01:40:43.721 --> 01:40:45.154 "Let loose inhibitions," 1464 01:40:45.223 --> 01:40:46.212 "And swing the hips" 1465 01:40:46.290 --> 01:40:48.087 "Theres nothing wrong" 1466 01:40:48.159 --> 01:40:52.755 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1467 01:40:52.830 --> 01:40:56.823 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1468 01:40:56.901 --> 01:41:00.928 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1469 01:41:01.005 --> 01:41:03.303 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1470 01:41:17.021 --> 01:41:19.683 "Trumpets sound, to hoof beats in the tent" 1471 01:41:19.724 --> 01:41:21.919 "Sweets n savories n drinks abound," 1472 01:41:22.026 --> 01:41:23.994 "Topped off by an icing of happiness," 1473 01:41:24.061 --> 01:41:26.120 "Multiplied manifold." 1474 01:41:26.197 --> 01:41:28.188 "Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums." 1475 01:41:28.266 --> 01:41:31.064 "Posing for snaps pout crimson" 1476 01:41:31.135 --> 01:41:33.035 "Putting on a show, flying high," 1477 01:41:33.104 --> 01:41:35.163 "Uplifted on gusts of warm air." 1478 01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:39.835 "Pop open bottles of champagne quick" 1479 01:41:39.911 --> 01:41:44.211 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1480 01:41:44.282 --> 01:41:46.182 "To the beats of the drums," 1481 01:41:46.250 --> 01:41:48.741 "I sway and sashay" 1482 01:41:48.819 --> 01:41:50.286 "Let loose inhibitions," 1483 01:41:50.354 --> 01:41:51.378 "And swing the hips" 1484 01:41:51.455 --> 01:41:53.116 "Theres nothing wrong" 1485 01:41:53.190 --> 01:41:58.059 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1486 01:42:02.266 --> 01:42:03.290 "This pair" 1487 01:42:03.334 --> 01:42:06.792 "May the heavens bless" 1488 01:42:06.837 --> 01:42:07.963 "This pair" 1489 01:42:08.039 --> 01:42:11.270 "I too want to create a pair" 1490 01:42:11.342 --> 01:42:12.331 "This pair" 1491 01:42:12.410 --> 01:42:15.902 "As our palms and the destiny lines meet" 1492 01:42:15.980 --> 01:42:18.005 "Shower us with congratulations" 1493 01:42:18.082 --> 01:42:20.141 "The entire universe" 1494 01:42:20.217 --> 01:42:24.347 "Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings" 1495 01:42:24.422 --> 01:42:26.822 "A thousand times thanked the lord" 1496 01:42:26.891 --> 01:42:29.018 "If He bothers my Ionesome a glance," 1497 01:42:29.093 --> 01:42:31.459 "All i ask is for a lover as he," 1498 01:42:31.529 --> 01:42:33.793 "A loving partner." 1499 01:42:33.864 --> 01:42:38.198 "For my Senti, He would be Mental" 1500 01:42:38.269 --> 01:42:42.831 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1501 01:42:42.907 --> 01:42:47.139 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1502 01:42:47.211 --> 01:42:48.974 "Do the boogie woogie" 1503 01:42:49.080 --> 01:42:51.742 "As we twist and shout," 1504 01:42:51.782 --> 01:42:56.048 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1505 01:42:58.923 --> 01:43:01.221 "Punjabi wedding song" 1506 01:43:45.102 --> 01:43:47.002 So, you need to pay that Chinese investor back? 1507 01:43:47.071 --> 01:43:47.935 Yup 1508 01:43:50.307 --> 01:43:52.138 And your project isn't complete? 1509 01:43:56.347 --> 01:43:58.212 And you had return the money, last week? 1510 01:43:58.282 --> 01:43:59.306 Yup... 1511 01:44:00.418 --> 01:44:01.942 And so you're going to steal the money? 1512 01:44:02.420 --> 01:44:03.910 To put it simply yes, but... 1513 01:44:03.988 --> 01:44:05.922 Can we please keep it simple? 1514 01:44:06.323 --> 01:44:08.484 Why not ask Papa for the money... no need to steal then? 1515 01:44:08.859 --> 01:44:11.384 Well, I asked 7 years ago... and he refused... 1516 01:44:11.929 --> 01:44:14.420 I've somehow got a 3-day extension... 1517 01:44:15.099 --> 01:44:18.500 If I ask him now, and he refuses... I won't even have the option to steal... 1518 01:44:19.003 --> 01:44:19.799 Yup! 1519 01:44:21.205 --> 01:44:22.399 Then run away... 1520 01:44:22.473 --> 01:44:24.737 ...Last time it was China... this time, maybe Africa? 1521 01:44:25.076 --> 01:44:27.203 I could... but... 1522 01:44:27.445 --> 01:44:28.434 But what? 1523 01:44:30.214 --> 01:44:33.047 Actually, they needed a guarantor for the loan... 1524 01:44:33.117 --> 01:44:34.948 ...so at that time I forged the documents, 1525 01:44:35.019 --> 01:44:36.953 and made Pappa the guarantor. 1526 01:44:40.991 --> 01:44:42.481 And, he has no idea about it?! 1527 01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:43.419 Nope... 1528 01:44:44.195 --> 01:44:45.423 And those guys could come here and... 1529 01:44:45.696 --> 01:44:48.290 what is this? Listen to me... 1530 01:44:48.365 --> 01:44:49.923 You don't even speak Hindi! 1531 01:44:50.000 --> 01:44:52.127 Pappa! - Pappa! 1532 01:44:52.203 --> 01:44:53.693 Hey mummy! 1533 01:44:54.138 --> 01:44:56.072 Do you have any shame? 1534 01:44:57.074 --> 01:44:59.201 Should I be ashamed? Or should I save Pappa? Decide? 1535 01:44:59.276 --> 01:45:01.107 Shut up! You fraud! 1536 01:45:03.380 --> 01:45:05.245 Now forge some more and steal from anyone else? 1537 01:45:05.316 --> 01:45:07.113 Why does it have to be your own father? 1538 01:45:07.218 --> 01:45:08.810 Coz, my father is my Pappa. 1539 01:45:08.886 --> 01:45:11.480 It's against my principles to steal from others... 1540 01:45:13.457 --> 01:45:15.789 Oh, now you have principles! 1541 01:45:17.128 --> 01:45:18.425 How much money do you need? 1542 01:45:19.196 --> 01:45:20.220 100 million. 1543 01:45:21.966 --> 01:45:23.058 A 100 million? 1544 01:45:27.138 --> 01:45:28.969 You mean 7 zeros... after '1' 1545 01:45:29.874 --> 01:45:31.398 Er... 8 zeros actually 1546 01:45:45.289 --> 01:45:48.281 Nobody keeps that kind of cash at home... especially your Pappa 1547 01:45:49.126 --> 01:45:52.425 I don't need cash... I just need 20 minutes on his computer 1548 01:45:52.696 --> 01:45:53.458 Computer? 1549 01:45:57.234 --> 01:45:59.099 You'll hack your own Pappa's Account... 1550 01:46:01.906 --> 01:46:03.305 Don't do that ya... 1551 01:46:06.343 --> 01:46:10.279 So how much money do you need for the tender? 1552 01:46:13.117 --> 01:46:14.141 100 million... 1553 01:46:22.827 --> 01:46:25.352 ...and I need it in the next 3 days Pappa... 1554 01:46:27.364 --> 01:46:29.059 ...trust me... you'll not regret lt... 1555 01:46:29.133 --> 01:46:32.193 Your own family stands to get gain from this... 1556 01:46:32.269 --> 01:46:34.464 You have no idea... this will solve everything... 1557 01:46:34.738 --> 01:46:36.296 ...just... just give it to me. 1558 01:46:40.311 --> 01:46:43.109 I don't get what does Karishma see in you! 1559 01:46:44.882 --> 01:46:50.047 But, now that she has decided To marry you... what can I do 1560 01:46:50.955 --> 01:46:54.322 I feed Prateeksha's husband and I shall feed you as well... 1561 01:46:57.995 --> 01:46:59.087 Pappa, it's not like that... 1562 01:46:59.163 --> 01:47:00.824 Then what's it like? 1563 01:47:02.833 --> 01:47:04.300 First It was 50 million, 1564 01:47:04.869 --> 01:47:06.837 now it's a 100 Million... 1565 01:47:08.973 --> 01:47:10.964 See this is a large sum... 1566 01:47:11.475 --> 01:47:14.205 ...I'll need the board's permission... 1567 01:47:16.013 --> 01:47:17.412 It'll take time. 1568 01:47:17.982 --> 01:47:20.348 Let it be Pappa... I'll manage it from somewhere else... 1569 01:47:20.417 --> 01:47:21.816 Sorry for disturbing you... 1570 01:47:23.153 --> 01:47:26.350 And I request you, please don't tell Karishma about this 1571 01:47:26.423 --> 01:47:28.948 She already knows... she tells me everything... 1572 01:47:29.460 --> 01:47:31.121 like the 3 million you owe her for... 1573 01:47:31.195 --> 01:47:33.322 Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million! 1574 01:47:35.266 --> 01:47:37.234 This is the calculation... 1575 01:47:37.735 --> 01:47:39.225 The house was for 30 Million. 1576 01:47:39.470 --> 01:47:41.028 I took 2.5 from Karishma, 1577 01:47:41.238 --> 01:47:44.071 And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa? 1578 01:47:44.441 --> 01:47:47.035 And it is THIS house, your daughter will live in... 1579 01:47:47.311 --> 01:47:50.007 ...and when you have grandkids, they will live in THIS same House... 1580 01:47:50.381 --> 01:47:51.939 So if you're losing sleep over that money, 1581 01:47:52.016 --> 01:47:53.813 I'll return it to Karishma today itself! 1582 01:48:03.360 --> 01:48:06.796 Hey... Mr. Groom! All set for the Dance at night? 1583 01:48:06.997 --> 01:48:08.828 And... how's everything? All well? 1584 01:48:08.899 --> 01:48:10.457 What do you want to know?! 1585 01:48:10.734 --> 01:48:12.167 Everything is screwed! Nothing is well... 1586 01:48:12.236 --> 01:48:14.101 EVERTYHING is screwed! Work... Personal life... 1587 01:48:14.171 --> 01:48:17.937 ...and whatever little is left, your darling will come and screw it for me! 1588 01:48:18.008 --> 01:48:20.272 But all you care about is the dance at night! 1589 01:48:20.344 --> 01:48:23.040 With those stupid sticks! 1590 01:48:28.719 --> 01:48:29.811 Sorry Vipul Uncle... 1591 01:48:30.020 --> 01:48:31.453 I'm really sorry... please don't mind it... 1592 01:48:33.057 --> 01:48:34.957 Arre, it's okay... 1593 01:48:35.025 --> 01:48:36.788 Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank you' 1594 01:48:39.263 --> 01:48:40.924 How's everything? All well? 1595 01:48:44.335 --> 01:48:45.427 Bye. 1596 01:48:50.975 --> 01:48:52.909 Don't go... we'll do something Meeta 1597 01:48:52.943 --> 01:48:56.970 Nikhil, what's going on? 1598 01:48:58.082 --> 01:48:59.071 What do you mean? 1599 01:48:59.416 --> 01:49:01.145 You're getting married in 2 days Nikhil 1600 01:49:01.752 --> 01:49:04.346 Ma, there's nothing like that... 1601 01:49:05.889 --> 01:49:08.722 Meeta... listen... I've an idea 1602 01:49:09.727 --> 01:49:12.218 You come with us... and apologize to everyone at home... 1603 01:49:14.264 --> 01:49:15.925 wait... listen... 1604 01:49:17.001 --> 01:49:18.696 How will that get me the money? 1605 01:49:18.736 --> 01:49:20.431 Don't worry about that... 1606 01:49:20.971 --> 01:49:22.370 I have a back up plan... 1607 01:49:23.073 --> 01:49:25.837 ...as soon as your family sees you, it'll turn into a circus... 1608 01:49:26.010 --> 01:49:27.409 ...At that time, I'll break in and copy a mirror image... 1609 01:49:27.478 --> 01:49:28.945 ...of your Pappa's computer for you... 1610 01:49:29.079 --> 01:49:30.910 And why will you do this? 1611 01:49:31.815 --> 01:49:33.112 Because, secretly I want to become a hacker... 1612 01:49:33.183 --> 01:49:34.707 Do you need my help? 1613 01:49:37.788 --> 01:49:39.881 And Deeksha, how's every... - Everyone has come uncle! 1614 01:49:39.957 --> 01:49:41.754 And, how's everything? 1615 01:49:44.361 --> 01:49:48.764 Welcome my India idol! How's everything?! 1616 01:49:54.271 --> 01:49:56.239 Give me my pills... 1617 01:49:57.741 --> 01:49:59.106 You're stressed... hmm? 1618 01:50:00.244 --> 01:50:02.041 Why don't you stretch your arms, open your fists, like kids? 1619 01:50:03.313 --> 01:50:05.679 No... These are different... sensations... like... 1620 01:50:05.749 --> 01:50:06.773 Shivering, palpitating 1621 01:50:09.019 --> 01:50:10.919 This is not stress generated. 1622 01:50:10.988 --> 01:50:13.149 Shut up... don't go all llT mumbo jumbo on me... 1623 01:50:13.223 --> 01:50:14.918 ...I found out about those meds too... 1624 01:50:15.092 --> 01:50:17.185 ...Selective sertonin reuptake inhibitors... 1625 01:50:17.361 --> 01:50:20.057 Anti depressants is what you are taking... 1626 01:50:21.098 --> 01:50:22.963 ...Hey listen we too get these 'sensations' of yours... 1627 01:50:23.033 --> 01:50:26.161 ...however when we do get them we scream, swear, cry. 1628 01:50:26.236 --> 01:50:27.828 . don't take pills like you... 1629 01:50:29.306 --> 01:50:32.332 ...you are scared... actually you are a total coward... 1630 01:50:33.944 --> 01:50:36.936 Meeta... the last time you ran away, Papa had a heart attack... 1631 01:50:40.017 --> 01:50:42.281 So, just get in there... and apologize to everyone... 1632 01:51:09.780 --> 01:51:11.714 Hey, come with me for 2 minutes. 1633 01:51:11.782 --> 01:51:13.079 Where to bro? - Come no 1634 01:51:13.750 --> 01:51:14.842 2 minutes! 1635 01:51:21.024 --> 01:51:22.286 I need to be alone in there... okay... 1636 01:51:22.359 --> 01:51:24.088 if someone's coming in, you need to warn me... got it? 1637 01:51:24.161 --> 01:51:26.254 But bro, how do I warn you? 1638 01:51:26.830 --> 01:51:27.922 Just do something... 1639 01:51:28.866 --> 01:51:30.959 A song! If someone approaches, I'll sing a song! 1640 01:52:16.914 --> 01:52:18.142 Sorry granny... 1641 01:52:32.462 --> 01:52:34.123 what are you doing here... 1642 01:52:34.531 --> 01:52:36.396 Isn't it enough you've ruined my wedding, 1643 01:52:36.867 --> 01:52:38.232 what do you want to ruin now? 1644 01:52:47.978 --> 01:52:50.071 "Hey gorgeous" 1645 01:52:50.147 --> 01:52:52.206 "sometime, somewhere, in secret" 1646 01:52:52.282 --> 01:52:54.477 "slip away to meet me" 1647 01:52:54.751 --> 01:52:56.343 "speak sweet words to me" 1648 01:52:56.420 --> 01:53:01.084 "but don't ever meet anyone this way save me!" 1649 01:53:03.493 --> 01:53:04.460 What happened? 1650 01:53:06.029 --> 01:53:08.497 Well bro I was practising for the competition I'm participating in 1651 01:53:08.732 --> 01:53:10.199 Donkey, wasn't singing our alert signal? 1652 01:53:10.734 --> 01:53:11.758 Oh sorry bro... 1653 01:53:12.869 --> 01:53:16.361 ...I can't keep too long from launching into a song... 1654 01:53:17.741 --> 01:53:20.141 ...how about I cough violently if someone arrives... 1655 01:53:21.745 --> 01:53:23.042 And now, even if you really have to cough, just hold it in... 1656 01:53:23.113 --> 01:53:24.478 Or I will kill you! 1657 01:53:25.182 --> 01:53:26.774 That won't be needed... 1658 01:53:33.090 --> 01:53:34.216 Hello! 1659 01:53:36.260 --> 01:53:38.319 What are you doing here? - Mummy! 1660 01:53:38.996 --> 01:53:40.896 Who called you here? 1661 01:53:40.964 --> 01:53:43.489 You think you can walk in here whenever you feel like?! 1662 01:53:43.767 --> 01:53:44.859 Who got her here? 1663 01:53:44.935 --> 01:53:46.163 Why have you come here? 1664 01:53:46.236 --> 01:53:49.103 Get out before your Pappa gets here... 1665 01:53:49.273 --> 01:53:51.741 Don't say that Ma... I am sorry... 1666 01:53:52.809 --> 01:53:56.040 why can't you let your Pappa live in peace... 1667 01:53:59.449 --> 01:54:00.973 Mumma... 1668 01:54:01.218 --> 01:54:02.742 what do I do? 1669 01:54:35.852 --> 01:54:37.786 Wow, Pappa! 1670 01:54:37.854 --> 01:54:42.314 If it weren't for the guests outside, I would've killed you... 1671 01:54:44.194 --> 01:54:46.287 Just get out of here... go! 1672 01:54:46.363 --> 01:54:48.263 Won't you forgive your own daughter Uncle? 1673 01:54:48.332 --> 01:54:50.300 Dont you dare uncle me... 1674 01:54:51.835 --> 01:54:53.268 You are dead to me... 1675 01:54:56.173 --> 01:54:59.142 wretch, you humiliated us and the entire family... 1676 01:55:00.310 --> 01:55:02.437 I will not repeat this 1677 01:55:03.380 --> 01:55:06.042 I will break your head! 1678 01:55:10.954 --> 01:55:13.821 Are you leaving or should I bury you here alive 1679 01:55:25.369 --> 01:55:27.132 I just want to meet Pappa once... 1680 01:55:27.204 --> 01:55:28.364 Alpesh Bhai! 1681 01:55:28.438 --> 01:55:29.769 What're you doing Alpesh Bhai?! 1682 01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:30.898 SHUT UP! 1683 01:55:32.075 --> 01:55:33.440 Shamless wretch 1684 01:55:33.877 --> 01:55:36.869 Hit harder Alpesh Bhai 1685 01:55:38.749 --> 01:55:39.841 Don't leave her! 1686 01:55:41.051 --> 01:55:43.076 It's not like this is her house right? 1687 01:55:44.421 --> 01:55:48.323 She can't leave us, and come back whenever she wants... 1688 01:55:49.426 --> 01:55:53.123 Don't hold back... finish her! 1689 01:55:55.065 --> 01:55:57.363 And why it's not just her fault... 1690 01:55:57.434 --> 01:55:59.129 I am also at fault... 1691 01:55:59.202 --> 01:56:01.363 If I had listened to you... 1692 01:56:01.838 --> 01:56:05.467 ...we'd still be running a small saree shop in our hometown... 1693 01:56:05.842 --> 01:56:08.367 ...you're right... punish us both... 1694 01:56:09.112 --> 01:56:11.273 cause we're alike... 1695 01:56:15.485 --> 01:56:20.479 I haven't stopped looking for her since the day she left... 1696 01:56:21.925 --> 01:56:28.330 ...not a day goes by when I don't think about her... 1697 01:56:29.433 --> 01:56:31.094 About how must she be living? 1698 01:56:34.738 --> 01:56:36.467 Whether she is even alive or... 1699 01:56:41.845 --> 01:56:45.303 I've been praying that she returns for 7 years... 1700 01:56:45.382 --> 01:56:48.215 so slap her harder... 1701 01:56:48.385 --> 01:56:49.818 She deserves it... 1702 01:56:49.886 --> 01:56:51.911 But so do I! 1703 01:56:51.988 --> 01:56:54.047 Devesh, don't get emotional... 1704 01:56:54.124 --> 01:56:59.187 She's a complete fraud... and a thief she's back only to steal again... 1705 01:56:59.262 --> 01:57:02.254 So she stole from her father... 1706 01:57:02.332 --> 01:57:03.458 So what? 1707 01:57:04.301 --> 01:57:05.393 So what? 1708 01:57:06.870 --> 01:57:08.462 Does all this not belong to her? 1709 01:57:09.306 --> 01:57:11.001 Does all this not belong to her? 1710 01:57:13.410 --> 01:57:16.004 She's my child Alpesh... 1711 01:57:16.913 --> 01:57:18.175 ...My blood! 1712 01:57:18.248 --> 01:57:19.943 That is my fault... 1713 01:57:20.350 --> 01:57:22.818 And that is my fault... 1714 01:57:55.685 --> 01:57:58.176 How much longer? Everybody's waiting... 1715 01:57:58.255 --> 01:58:00.120 I am waiting for Nikhil... 1716 01:58:00.190 --> 01:58:01.885 Nikhil, Nikhil! He must be around... 1717 01:58:01.958 --> 01:58:03.050 Just come! 1718 01:58:05.262 --> 01:58:06.286 Nikhil! 1719 01:58:07.831 --> 01:58:09.230 I'll steal 150 million... 1720 01:58:09.299 --> 01:58:10.231 what for? 1721 01:58:10.300 --> 01:58:11.426 50 million for you... 1722 01:58:11.701 --> 01:58:12.827 I don't want your stolen money... 1723 01:58:12.903 --> 01:58:15.463 It's against my principles... and why worry now... 1724 01:58:15.739 --> 01:58:18.207 ...just ask your Pappa... why're you complicating everything? 1725 01:58:19.009 --> 01:58:21.136 Let's go the party has started 1726 01:58:22.913 --> 01:58:24.778 Meeta, stealing is not - 1727 01:58:37.260 --> 01:58:38.318 Thanks... 1728 01:58:39.129 --> 01:58:41.859 wow... you can say 'Thanks'? 1729 01:58:57.347 --> 01:58:58.371 Bye 1730 01:58:59.883 --> 01:59:01.350 You still don't have the money... 1731 01:59:03.019 --> 01:59:04.680 Karishma will leave you 1732 01:59:06.189 --> 01:59:09.022 She's not that bad... I'm going to tell her the truth... 1733 01:59:09.092 --> 01:59:10.992 she'll be mad, but she will forgive me. 1734 01:59:16.399 --> 01:59:17.366 You go ahead... I'll come. 1735 01:59:17.467 --> 01:59:20.095 No Karishma, you have to come now! 1736 01:59:20.136 --> 01:59:23.867 Nikhil, are you here for the party or to talk? 1737 01:59:23.940 --> 01:59:24.998 Give us a minute. 1738 01:59:25.408 --> 01:59:26.375 Go. 1739 01:59:27.944 --> 01:59:29.138 Karishma 1740 01:59:29.479 --> 01:59:31.709 I've been watching you Nikhil... 1741 01:59:32.215 --> 01:59:34.445 ...you've been postponing money matters and taking me for a spin... 1742 01:59:34.718 --> 01:59:37.448 ...remember though I can run away from the altar too. 1743 01:59:40.824 --> 01:59:42.416 I have the money baby... 1744 01:59:43.360 --> 01:59:44.884 I just deposited the cheque... 1745 01:59:48.898 --> 01:59:53.062 Thank god... all my nagging has finally paid off... 1746 02:01:28.798 --> 02:01:29.924 Hello. 1747 02:01:31.334 --> 02:01:34.303 Yes sir. - I haven't slept in two nights... 1748 02:01:34.938 --> 02:01:37.304 ...your ideas keep circling in my head... 1749 02:01:37.974 --> 02:01:42.343 ...I have several of my own... How about if the stadium also revolved? 1750 02:01:42.946 --> 02:01:46.746 Clockwise and anti-clockwise? Great idea yea? 1751 02:01:46.816 --> 02:01:48.249 Sir, the crowds will get dizzy... 1752 02:01:49.385 --> 02:01:51.444 I just want to know if you can give me the money? 1753 02:01:58.995 --> 02:02:01.395 This ball is made of the same polymer... 1754 02:02:05.935 --> 02:02:07.869 Pappa, I need money... 1755 02:02:09.038 --> 02:02:10.198 Okay... then take it... 1756 02:02:11.508 --> 02:02:12.475 Take it? 1757 02:02:13.109 --> 02:02:14.201 It's all yours... 1758 02:02:17.881 --> 02:02:19.906 Pappa... I was going to steal again... 1759 02:02:20.216 --> 02:02:21.444 Did you? 1760 02:02:34.798 --> 02:02:36.425 Pappa, there's one more thing... 1761 02:02:39.035 --> 02:02:44.371 "My lucky charm, my lucky charm," 1762 02:02:45.475 --> 02:02:48.842 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1763 02:02:48.912 --> 02:02:52.245 Hey Bro-in-law! You only need to miss 1764 02:02:52.415 --> 02:02:54.440 Karishma for one more day... go! 1765 02:02:54.717 --> 02:02:56.241 I just had to give Meeta, her bag 1766 02:02:56.319 --> 02:02:57.718 I'll give it to her... 1767 02:02:57.854 --> 02:03:00.755 Now you have to leave and get ready for tomorrow! 1768 02:03:01.224 --> 02:03:02.384 Bye 1769 02:03:03.026 --> 02:03:03.822 Poor guy... 1770 02:03:03.893 --> 02:03:09.388 "Cherished each moment spent with you," 1771 02:03:09.833 --> 02:03:15.465 "Bemoaned the moments away from you," 1772 02:03:15.738 --> 02:03:22.143 "It's a mystery how we met, Me and You." 1773 02:03:22.212 --> 02:03:28.082 "A rich heart, turned to penury," 1774 02:03:28.751 --> 02:03:34.018 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1775 02:03:34.357 --> 02:03:39.954 "Lucky charm, my lucky charm" 1776 02:03:41.030 --> 02:03:46.263 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1777 02:04:15.498 --> 02:04:20.800 "I have no dealings with the world, except you," 1778 02:04:21.437 --> 02:04:26.773 "In your eyes dwells happiness of entire cities," 1779 02:04:28.077 --> 02:04:32.878 "A joyful moment or a lifetime of sorrows," 1780 02:04:33.983 --> 02:04:39.080 "when with you they amount to the same." 1781 02:04:39.155 --> 02:04:44.286 "Perhaps it was written, our destiny," 1782 02:04:45.094 --> 02:04:51.158 "Or an simply an accidental irony." 1783 02:04:51.200 --> 02:04:55.694 "Be as it may, strange indeed," 1784 02:04:55.738 --> 02:04:58.002 I should have come with you to Goa seven years ago 1785 02:04:59.375 --> 02:05:01.070 That offer is still open... 1786 02:05:03.746 --> 02:05:09.048 "Lucky charm, my lucky charm" 1787 02:05:10.320 --> 02:05:15.314 "Limitless is my love, my lucky char," 1788 02:05:16.192 --> 02:05:21.824 "A rich heart, turned to penury," 1789 02:05:22.732 --> 02:05:28.102 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1790 02:05:42.051 --> 02:05:42.949 Hello 1791 02:06:10.446 --> 02:06:13.244 we don't have any other option. Lets run away. 1792 02:06:13.316 --> 02:06:15.011 I cannot betray Karishma 1793 02:06:15.351 --> 02:06:16.943 But you can betray yourself? 1794 02:06:17.020 --> 02:06:18.180 Look I cannot end my seven year old relationship... 1795 02:06:18.254 --> 02:06:19.778 ...on account of the last seven days 1796 02:06:19.856 --> 02:06:21.221 what commitment is this? 1797 02:06:21.290 --> 02:06:24.191 You don't love her, she wants to break up with you... 1798 02:06:24.260 --> 02:06:27.161 ...and we both love each other but you're still marrying her? 1799 02:06:27.230 --> 02:06:28.822 What logic is this? 1800 02:06:31.768 --> 02:06:33.326 Meeta you will apply logic, science, your llT-ness, 1801 02:06:33.403 --> 02:06:35.394 stretched palms and get out of this situation. 1802 02:06:36.239 --> 02:06:37.866 However I'm an emotional fool... 1803 02:06:38.741 --> 02:06:40.174 ...will get stuck in this... 1804 02:06:40.843 --> 02:06:43.107 You won't be stuck, I guarantee you this... 1805 02:06:43.179 --> 02:06:45.170 Please... don't confuse me anymore... 1806 02:06:45.681 --> 02:06:47.945 Just go... Go back to China! 1807 02:08:07.230 --> 02:08:09.994 Gimme... At least show me! 1808 02:08:22.178 --> 02:08:27.980 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1809 02:08:29.085 --> 02:08:34.990 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1810 02:08:35.992 --> 02:08:40.190 "In the face of silences," 1811 02:08:40.263 --> 02:08:43.323 "Search for your call," 1812 02:08:43.399 --> 02:08:45.890 "Search for your call," 1813 02:08:45.968 --> 02:08:51.770 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1814 02:08:52.742 --> 02:08:57.770 Meeta's gone... Even my 100 million couldn't stop her 1815 02:08:59.949 --> 02:09:03.817 "In the face of silences," 1816 02:09:03.886 --> 02:09:06.719 "Search for your call," 1817 02:09:07.256 --> 02:09:10.225 "Search for your call," 1818 02:09:46.929 --> 02:09:53.232 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1819 02:09:54.036 --> 02:09:58.837 "In the face of silences," 1820 02:10:01.744 --> 02:10:04.838 Do you remember what you told me 7 days ago? 1821 02:10:10.820 --> 02:10:11.980 I got the money... 1822 02:10:13.322 --> 02:10:14.311 Meeta, I want to become a police 1823 02:10:14.390 --> 02:10:15.857 I am not Meeta, I'm Karishma 1824 02:10:20.196 --> 02:10:22.323 Do you guys want to get married? 1825 02:10:29.205 --> 02:10:32.231 "Sometimes wandering in circles," 1826 02:10:32.308 --> 02:10:35.300 "At other times beaten by desires," 1827 02:10:35.378 --> 02:10:39.712 "The love bird sulks around the moon." 1828 02:10:41.417 --> 02:10:44.318 "The smallest of compromises," 1829 02:10:44.387 --> 02:10:47.413 "It must always abstain from," 1830 02:10:47.690 --> 02:10:52.184 "No force can convince it of." 1831 02:10:52.962 --> 02:10:56.420 "The world and its shackles," 1832 02:10:56.699 --> 02:10:59.896 "Mean nothing at all when," 1833 02:10:59.969 --> 02:11:02.802 "The tug is from the heartstring," 1834 02:11:03.072 --> 02:11:05.199 "The tug is from the heartstring." 1835 02:11:05.274 --> 02:11:11.270 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1836 02:11:11.314 --> 02:11:17.742 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1837 02:11:17.820 --> 02:11:21.449 "In the face of silences," 1838 02:11:21.724 --> 02:11:24.693 "Search for your call." 1839 02:11:24.760 --> 02:11:26.819 "Search for your call." 1840 02:11:26.896 --> 02:11:32.857 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1841 02:11:32.935 --> 02:11:40.341 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1842 02:12:28.023 --> 02:12:29.752 Do you love me? 1843 02:12:30.993 --> 02:12:33.291 We've fought and made up for the last 7 years, 1844 02:12:33.863 --> 02:12:36.525 doesn't mean we can do that all our lives... 1845 02:12:38.100 --> 02:12:40.534 There is a huge difference between a 'break up' and a divorce. 1846 02:12:47.243 --> 02:12:51.475 I used break up with you because I knew you will never leave me... 1847 02:12:54.884 --> 02:12:57.114 You were always perfect for me... 1848 02:12:58.754 --> 02:13:00.949 ...but I was never right for you... 1849 02:13:07.963 --> 02:13:10.329 If I break up with you... will you stop me? 1850 02:13:10.399 --> 02:13:12.867 What do you want me to do? 1851 02:13:13.936 --> 02:13:15.301 What do you want? 1852 02:13:15.971 --> 02:13:18.906 "In you I place my trust, for you are my confidante," 1853 02:13:18.974 --> 02:13:21.306 "All my inadequacies, you are well aware of." 1854 02:13:21.377 --> 02:13:24.437 Just go Nikhil... don't make me break up with you again... 1855 02:13:24.513 --> 02:13:28.074 "Yet every emotion, in essence innocent." 1856 02:13:28.150 --> 02:13:31.142 "Strange are my habits," 1857 02:13:31.220 --> 02:13:34.121 "selfish some desires," 1858 02:13:34.190 --> 02:13:35.487 Please just go... 1859 02:13:35.758 --> 02:13:40.752 "Yet every emotion, in essence innocent." 1860 02:13:41.263 --> 02:13:44.198 "I am a dark empty tunnel" 1861 02:13:44.266 --> 02:13:47.133 "and you the light at the end of which," 1862 02:13:47.203 --> 02:13:49.034 "I am the night that engulfed me," 1863 02:13:49.104 --> 02:13:52.301 You're scared... Actually, you are a total coward! 1864 02:13:54.009 --> 02:13:56.409 "And you the dawn of redemption." 1865 02:13:56.479 --> 02:14:02.247 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1866 02:14:02.318 --> 02:14:08.257 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1867 02:14:08.824 --> 02:14:12.385 "In the face of silences," 1868 02:14:12.461 --> 02:14:15.487 "Search for your call," 1869 02:14:15.764 --> 02:14:17.755 "Search for your call," 1870 02:14:17.833 --> 02:14:23.294 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1871 02:14:23.439 --> 02:14:29.969 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1872 02:14:30.045 --> 02:14:36.041 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1873 02:14:36.118 --> 02:14:42.489 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1874 02:14:42.992 --> 02:14:44.425 where are you going?! - I am running away uncle 1875 02:14:44.693 --> 02:14:47.787 How can you run away, while I am still here?! 1876 02:14:47.863 --> 02:14:50.161 Come, just come here - Okay... Okay 1877 02:14:51.867 --> 02:14:52.231 Bye! 1878 02:14:52.301 --> 02:14:54.895 Catch him... Don't let him go. 1879 02:15:08.384 --> 02:15:10.875 Devesh, that Nikhil is running 1880 02:15:10.953 --> 02:15:12.352 away and you are sitting here 1881 02:15:12.421 --> 02:15:16.084 Calm down... He's going to come back right here 1882 02:15:16.158 --> 02:15:20.026 I wish we could get rid of him, so easily... 1883 02:15:20.095 --> 02:15:23.189 He is joining the police force, by the way 1884 02:15:23.299 --> 02:15:24.163 Right now? 1885 02:15:24.266 --> 02:15:25.858 No... after the wedding... 1886 02:15:25.935 --> 02:15:31.168 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1887 02:15:31.941 --> 02:15:37.811 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1888 02:15:39.148 --> 02:15:41.480 Are you coming or going somewhere? 1889 02:15:48.357 --> 02:15:50.018 No... right now I'm stuck. 1890 02:16:22.391 --> 02:16:24.188 I have these sensations... 1891 02:16:24.426 --> 02:16:27.054 ...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out underneath... 1892 02:16:27.129 --> 02:16:29.791 ...and simultaneously, fireworks are going off above... 1893 02:16:30.265 --> 02:16:34.031 ...and this time it's raised to the power N and then they go to infinity - 1894 02:17:06.869 --> 02:17:10.896 Sir... if she smiles, she's snared 1895 02:17:12.341 --> 02:17:13.808 But why are we going to Germany? 1896 02:17:13.876 --> 02:17:15.070 Don't you have to be in China? 1897 02:17:15.144 --> 02:17:17.977 Actually my vendors were trying to procure from Germany, 1898 02:17:18.080 --> 02:17:19.843 but the cheque was returned, so they need me to issue... 1899 02:17:19.915 --> 02:17:21.439 a cheque, so they need to solve the problem... - Just a sec! 1900 02:17:21.717 --> 02:17:22.741 There is a problem in Germany too! 1901 02:17:22.818 --> 02:17:24.752 Please tell me you don't have to hack something over there?! 1902 02:17:24.820 --> 02:17:27.186 Technically... No... But we will be addressing the problem... 1903 02:17:27.256 --> 02:17:29.190 Meeta, I'm going to be a cop... 1904 02:17:29.258 --> 02:17:30.486 I cannot be part of a criminal activity! 1905 02:17:30.759 --> 02:17:33.284 Don't worry... you're safe... you are under Indian jurisdiction! 1906 02:17:33.362 --> 02:17:35.455 What do you mean I am safe... we both need to be safe?! 1907 02:17:35.731 --> 02:17:36.891 We're going there to relax - we will both be safe! 1908 02:17:36.965 --> 02:17:38.296 I'll solve every problem, don't worry! 1909 02:17:38.367 --> 02:17:40.130 We're going to relax, let's change our tickets, let's go somewhere else... 1910 02:17:40.202 --> 02:17:41.794 Just raise your hands... - I'm not raising my hands! 1911 02:17:50.045 --> 02:17:51.740 "You know she like the drama" 1912 02:17:51.814 --> 02:17:53.111 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1913 02:17:53.182 --> 02:17:55.844 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1914 02:17:56.351 --> 02:17:58.216 "You know she like the drama" 1915 02:17:58.287 --> 02:17:59.879 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1916 02:17:59.955 --> 02:18:02.389 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1917 02:18:03.859 --> 02:18:05.759 "Innocent at a glance," 1918 02:18:05.861 --> 02:18:08.921 "However crooked the stance," 1919 02:18:08.997 --> 02:18:11.397 "Mouthing bitter words," 1920 02:18:11.467 --> 02:18:13.765 "Delicious is her tongue." 1921 02:18:13.836 --> 02:18:15.235 "Fragrance of the rose petals," 1922 02:18:15.304 --> 02:18:16.999 "wine in a shapely bottle," 1923 02:18:17.072 --> 02:18:20.098 "A scene of total decimation." 1924 02:18:20.175 --> 02:18:21.733 "Her attitude is funky," 1925 02:18:21.810 --> 02:18:23.277 "An opera worth a penny," 1926 02:18:23.345 --> 02:18:26.439 "The gal's a drama queen." 1927 02:18:26.715 --> 02:18:28.182 "A saucerful of eyes" 1928 02:18:28.250 --> 02:18:29.945 "A reservoir of tears," 1929 02:18:30.018 --> 02:18:33.078 "The gal's a drama queen" 1930 02:18:33.155 --> 02:18:34.918 "Her attitude is funky," 1931 02:18:34.990 --> 02:18:36.423 "An opera worth a penny," 1932 02:18:36.492 --> 02:18:39.825 "The gal's a drama queen." 1933 02:18:39.895 --> 02:18:41.294 "A saucerful of eyes" 1934 02:18:41.363 --> 02:18:43.092 "A reservoir of tears," 1935 02:18:43.165 --> 02:18:46.259 "The gal's a drama queen" 1936 02:18:59.882 --> 02:19:01.315 "I sing upon tables," 1937 02:19:01.383 --> 02:19:03.180 "And twirl upon chairs," 1938 02:19:03.252 --> 02:19:06.244 "Fulfill all the heart desires." 1939 02:19:06.321 --> 02:19:07.811 "Think what you will," 1940 02:19:07.890 --> 02:19:09.448 "A result of intoxication," 1941 02:19:09.725 --> 02:19:12.888 "Or signs of losing my marbles." 1942 02:19:12.961 --> 02:19:14.360 "Fragrance of the rose petals," 1943 02:19:14.396 --> 02:19:16.159 "wine in a shapely bottle," 1944 02:19:16.231 --> 02:19:19.291 "A scene of total decimation." 1945 02:19:19.334 --> 02:19:20.892 "Her attitude is funky," 1946 02:19:20.969 --> 02:19:22.436 "An opera worth a penny," 1947 02:19:22.704 --> 02:19:25.798 "The gal's a drama queen." 1948 02:19:25.874 --> 02:19:27.341 "A saucerful of eyes" 1949 02:19:27.409 --> 02:19:29.104 "A reservoir of tears," 1950 02:19:29.178 --> 02:19:32.204 "The gal's a drama queen." 1951 02:19:32.281 --> 02:19:34.146 "Her attitude is funky," 1952 02:19:34.216 --> 02:19:35.911 "An opera worth a penny," 1953 02:19:35.984 --> 02:19:38.976 "The gal's a drama queen." 1954 02:19:39.054 --> 02:19:40.487 "A saucerful of eyes" 1955 02:19:40.756 --> 02:19:42.314 "A reservoir of tears," 1956 02:19:42.391 --> 02:19:45.292 "The gal's a drama queen" 1957 02:19:45.360 --> 02:19:46.827 "You know she like the drama" 1958 02:19:46.895 --> 02:19:48.362 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1959 02:19:48.430 --> 02:19:51.297 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1960 02:19:51.800 --> 02:19:53.324 "You know she like the drama" 1961 02:19:53.402 --> 02:19:54.994 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1962 02:19:55.070 --> 02:19:58.164 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1963 02:20:18.760 --> 02:20:20.284 "Your eyes seem to spit," 1964 02:20:20.362 --> 02:20:22.193 "Bullets episodically, and delay," 1965 02:20:22.264 --> 02:20:25.165 "Snuffing of life in an instance." 1966 02:20:25.234 --> 02:20:27.031 "With a rosary of pearls," 1967 02:20:27.102 --> 02:20:28.694 "I penance upon your name," 1968 02:20:28.770 --> 02:20:31.933 "In the hope my name gets an utterance." 1969 02:20:32.007 --> 02:20:33.770 "Worth many a million," 1970 02:20:33.842 --> 02:20:35.366 "Your body is gilded bullion," 1971 02:20:35.444 --> 02:20:38.311 "Alas your heart is rather mean." 1972 02:20:38.380 --> 02:20:39.938 "Her attitude is funky," 1973 02:20:40.015 --> 02:20:41.414 "An opera worth a penny," 1974 02:20:41.483 --> 02:20:44.714 "The gal's a drama queen." 1975 02:20:44.786 --> 02:20:46.276 "A saucerful of eyes" 1976 02:20:46.355 --> 02:20:48.016 "A reservoir of tears," 1977 02:20:48.090 --> 02:20:51.184 "The gal's a drama queen" 1978 02:20:51.260 --> 02:20:53.023 "Her attitude is funky," 1979 02:20:53.061 --> 02:20:54.722 "An opera worth a penny," 1980 02:20:54.796 --> 02:20:57.890 "The gal's a drama queen." 1981 02:20:57.966 --> 02:20:59.695 "A saucerful of eyes" 1982 02:20:59.768 --> 02:21:01.326 "A reservoir of tears," 1983 02:21:01.370 --> 02:21:04.897 "The gal's a drama queen"