Can I ask you something?
AII that cash... America...SwitzerIand..
What exactIy is 'HawaIa' (Money Laundering)
Just Iike Money Exchange for White Money.
SimiIarIy for transferring bIack money..
..there's 'HawaIa' (Money Laundering).
Magic.
You pay us here and.. Poof!
It's transferred to SwitzerIand.
100 miIIion, it's aII here.
ExceIIent.
Two hours Iater, 90 miIIion..
..wiII be transferred in your Swiss Bank account.
Why onIy 90 miIIion?
10 miIIion our commission.
Have pity.
I've been newIy appointed as the minister.
You shouId have pity on your state too.
You've been newIy appointed minister.
90 miIIion in 15 days is not a smaII amount.
Stop the car.
Where are you coming from?
AmbaIa.
And where are you headed?
Chandigarh.
Chandigarh!
And what's in the trunk?
Speak up.
The trunk's open.
See for yourseIf.
Bravo. Come, Rambo.
Who am I? - I don't know, sir.
Bheem Singh ChandeI!
Why did you stop my car? - I received a tip from controI room..
..that this is a stoIen car?
The tip was right.
Let me go.
You didn't Iet me go.
Sir, what do you want me to do with it?
Incinerate it! - Why?
Don't Ieave behind a singIe piece.
But, sir's, this is a brand new car.
The poIice are Iooking for it.
I can't keep it.
What now?. - Arrange for a new car.
This time from a different state.
Sir, I know a guy who's a pro.
He can steaI cars Iike steaIing candy from a baby.
Where can I find him? - DeIhi.
How much Ionger, BabIi?
I'm unIocking the steering, T2!
Be patient!
What the..
Watchman!
Hey, watchman!
Watchman!
HeIIo.
30 seconds, T2. Are you ready?
Ready.
Watchman, who's car is this?
Mr. Dutta's.
Go wake him up! What's this nonsense!
Mr. Sharma.. - Hey!
My sIeep's ruined. - Whose inside the car?
Who's driving it?
Watchman, come here. - Watchman, come here.
Hurry up! - Thief! Thief! - Coming, sir.
Thief! Catch him. Thief!
There he goes.
What do we pay you for? - Four...three...two..
Come here. - Stop him.
Stop him. - He'II escape.
Get up, ChautaIa.
Your snoring is creating a ruckus.
It'II drive aII the criminaIs away.
Get up.
Let me sIeep, dear.
Boys are returning from the disco drunk.
Make some dough.
Get up.
Shut up. Shut up.
You're aIways objecting.
Don't taIk nonsense.
You married me.
You'II have to abide by it.
Just two months Ieft for your retirement.
Make some dough.
Otherwise I'II make you regret it.
Someday I'II strangIe you in your sIeep.
I'II strangIe you.
Go on. - Stupid woman.
Saddiram. I toId you to fix this door.
Go on.
Oh no. Cops!
Stop. Stop.
Take off the gIasses.
Where are you coming from, son?
Office.
At this hour?
You must be drunk!
Your breath smeIIs Iike onions.
Show me your Iicence.
Licence.
BabIi..
BabIi?
What kind of a name is that?
It's written on the Iicence, so it must be true.
Acting smart.
No surname?
No.
What about father's name? - I don't have a father.
Is he dead?
I don't know.
Is he your father or not?
Forget it, uncIe. PIease.
He has no parents.
He was raised in an orphanage.
He's an orphan.
Is that so? - Yes.
Is that so?
Son, you shouId've said that before.
You're an orphan and I've no chiIdren.
Surprising. - Surprising, right?
Our stories are simiIar.
AII units aIert! There's been a car theft.
Red Vento, no. DL-03-AM-9131.
Get going. - AII aIert!
StoIen car, Red Vento, no. DL-03-AM-9131.
RascaI, stop the car.
Stop at the side.
Are you deaf?
I said stop the car. Stop the car.
Trying to escape with a stoIen car.
You don't know how to drive.
Come on. - Where? - Turn around. Turn around.
You bumped the car.
Right, right.
StoIen car, Red Vento, no. DL-03-AM-9131.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
The stoIen car.
That's the stoIen car.
Back. Back. Back.
Stop. Where are you running to?
Catch him.
Stop.
Stop the car.
Get off.
Why you..
You'II get us kiIIed.
Corner him. Corner him.
What are you doing?
Getting romantic. - Shut up. FoIIow the car.
Take that. Take that.
Move aside.
They're speeding towards South BIock from India Gate.
Send backup.
Drive faster. - I am driving fast.
This isn't a Mercedes.
Move!
FooIish woman.
Catch them aII.
RascaIs, drinking and driving.
Arrest them.
The rascaI escaped.
He ran away.
BabIi.
''You were born nude.''
''So what are you ashamed of?''
''No mom, dad or faith.''
''Stern with the wisecracks.''
''Soft with the innocent.''
''Just fun aII the time, just fun.''
''Come show everyone, be..''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be..''
''Come show everyone, be shameIess.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''Come sway to the beat, be shameIess.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''We're unscrupuIous.''
''We're the deviIs.''
''We get high and shout shameIess.''
''We're unscrupuIous.''
''We're the deviIs.''
''We get high and shout shameIess.''
''We do aII our deeds.''
''Without caring about the price.''
''We never break a promise.''
''We start it and onIy we end it.''
''We'II break aII your iIIusions.''
''Come show everyone, be shameIess.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''Come sway to the beat, be shameIess.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''RadicaI! RadicaI!''
''Locking horns is in my bIood.''
''AbnormaI! AbnormaI!''
''I'II give everyone a run for their money.''
''My gait's unique.''
''It makes everyone go crazy.''
''Every time I rock my Iegs.''
''I make the worId rock with me.''
''We're romantic at heart.''
'We dazzIe you with our moves.''
''First we try to cajoIe with Iove.''
''Otherwise we decIare war.''
''Anyone we point at, gets drawn to me.''
''If we hurt anyone, we aIso soothe his pain.''
''We'II snatch you..''
''We'II snatch you from yourseIf.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''Come sway to the beat, be shameIess.''
''Open your heart, stick out your chest, be shameIess.''
''We're unscrupuIous.''
''We're the deviIs.''
''We get high and shout shameIess.''
''We're unscrupuIous.''
''We're the deviIs.''
''We get high and shout shameIess.''
Wow!
It's our new car, ma'am. Mercedes Benz A-CIass.
It's hot.
I Iove it.
Maybe your next car!
But the one you bought, B-CIass, isn't bad either.
That's true.
Your Iease agreement papers are ready, ma'am.
Let's go then.
Thank you.
CongratuIations, ma'am. - Thank you.
I'm gonna get you, guys.
SIow down, dear. - Why, mom?
We're riding a Mercedes!
Quiet!
SIow down!
HoId on! HoId on! HoId on!
That's caIIed driving.
And peopIe say women can't drive.
They're absoIuteIy right. - Mom.
You can't waIk properIy, thank God I bought a car.
This isn't a car.
It's a short-cut to suicide.
Oh my!
Just wasting money.
You couId've bought a scooter.
Don't you get it?
It's my cIassmate's wedding.
The entire batch is going to be there.
Trying to teach me!
They aII come in expensive cars, mom.
Imported ones.
I was the star of my coIIege.
You think I'II go on a scooter?
We need to show-off a IittIe.
GirIs shouIdn't show-off too much.
What's this? - What?
Mom. - Try not showing off so much.
Why don't you get married too?
With whom? I need a proper groom.
Do you want me to find one? - Forget it.
You'II just bring another cIerk or accountant..
..Iike you did the Iast time.
Tara.
Your father was an accountant as weII.
But he Ioved me as much.
Mom, you just don't get it.
I want cIass. CIass.
Status. Respect. Position.
Sense of humour.
You want RahuI Gandhi. - Why not? He's cute.
Pardon me. You can find one yourseIf.
I toId you.
Not again.
Master. - You're here.
TiIu, did you shit again?
My chiId.
That's 50000, master. You can count them. - I see.
You give aII your earnings to us.
Save some for yourseIf, son.
What wiII I do with money?
You're there for me.
Now change my underpants.
Naughty!
Come on.
Stop him.
Get the baII. Get the baII.
Stop him.
Get the baII.
So, PeIe, you're sc***d.
Come on, handover the IoIIypop.
Come on...
BabIi. You're bound to get hurt whiIe pIaying.
BabIi.
How Iong wiII you father these chiIdren aIone?
They need a mother to Iook after them.
What if they aII grow up to be thieves Iike you?
BabIi. How's this?
Surprising.
T2. - Yes.
Look.
Fine. Let's jack that one.
Not the car, Iook at the driver.
The driver's hot.
Not a singIe dent aII over the body.
Mind your Ianguage.
She's your sister-in-Iaw.
HeIIo, madam.
Your money.
No, it's not mine.
I see. They're not mine either.
Let's share them equaIIy.
It doesn't beIong to anyone.
By the way, what's your name?
You forgot my name so soon?
Then sureIy you don't remember
..my phone number and address either.
Look, mister. Whoever you are.
This way of asking someone's name..
..through faIIen notes is very oId.
And this hoteI's security..
..is absoIuteIy fresh from the gym.
One caII and they'II come here to show their efficiency.
I think you're upset, beautifuI.
No.
ActuaIIy, my friend's getting married..
..so I am very happy.
But you better get Iost.
I couId get upset any moment now.
Get it.
By the way, thanks for the compIiment.
Men in BIack. She's Mission ImpossibIe.
You can't win over her!
Want to bet?
Here you go. I Iose.
Now get to work.
I want this sister-in-Iaw.
''AII the boys in my neighbourhood..''
''..stare at me from their windows.''
''AII the boys in my neighbourhood stare at me from their windows.''
''But I fooIed everyone and tossed my heart to you.''
''I Iost my heart in your Iane.''
''Don't Iie, no one stares at you.''
''Whom do you fooI and keep saying?''
''I Iost my heart in your Iane.''
''We're kings of our wiII.''
''SteaIing a heart is easy for us.''
''My gait's unique.''
''It'II take you a Iifetime, to win over me.''
''Better get it done, get the entry of your heart done.''
''Take my signature, I tossed my heart to you.''
''I Iost my heart in your Iane.''
''I Iost it..''
''I Iost my heart, darIing, in your Iane.''
''I Iost my heart, beauty, in your Iane.''
''Youth is so brazen.''
''Once it passes away, never comes back.''
''Better get Iost, you're such a Iiar.''
''There's no truth in your charade.''
''Come, Iet's take this reIation further.''
''Let's pIay the game of Iove, come see me on the rooftop.''
''I Iost my heart, darIing, in your Iane.''
''I Iost my heart, beauty, in your Iane.''
''AII the boys in my neighbourhood stare at me from their windows.''
''Don't Iie, no one stares at you.''
''Whom do you fooI and keep saying?''
''I Iost my heart in your Iane.''
''I Iost my heart, darIing, in your Iane.''
''We're Iovers, we'II unite the hearts.''
''We'II Ieave you good for nothing.''
''You Iike a good struggIe.''
''We're popuIar for doing as we pIease.''
''I Iost it..''
What are you doing?
What happened?
Something pricked me.
CeII phone?
Where did that come from?
It's okay, T2. Get some sIeep.
CeII phone.
Your batteries are too charged these days.
It vibrates every morning.
Get married.
I can't handIe your ceII phone every morning.
Just because anyone doesn't say a thing..
..he's spreading this fiIth around.
Are you done yet?
Come out now.
Do you want to fIush out your intestines?
Let me finish, you witch.
You'II deveIop piIes.
You shouId start taking Iaxatives. - Shut up!
Not piIes, I'II die of heart-attack first.
Forget it. You're thick-skinned.
You won't die so easiIy.
I wish you had died earIier..
..then I couId've remarried again.
At Ieast I wouId've had a chiId.
If you want a chiId, why don't you adopt one?
You're aIways cussing me.
I'II kiII you.
Oh my AK 47.
You can't sh*t properIy, you think you can kiII me.
Shut up I said.
Why do you humiIiate me every day?
To heIp buiId pressure, Chaudhary.
You know, every husband in this worId..
..start's sh***ing hearing their wife's name.
But why don't you?
I'II show you.. Just wait..
I feeI fresh, sweetheart.
You're my cure to every probIem.
If it wasn't for your cussing, I couId never sh*t in the morning.
I'm indebted to you.
Now go, get me hot breakfast.
I feeI Iight as a feather.
feather
Aunt.
Aunt, did you eat honey before you sIept?
You're Iooking so sweet.
Don't taIk nonsense, BabIi.
Fine, I've a request.
When you come back on the roof to take off your cIothes..
..give me a miss caII.
I'II come and take off mine as weII.
Shut up, shameIess.
You're a grownup now, don't you feeI ashamed?
Nonsense.
No manners. I'II beat you.
Let's go, T2. How much Ionger wiII you take?
I can't find my socks.
I can't wear shoes without my socks.
Here.
What's this?
Padding.
The girI's do it.
Give's a good impression.
You can keep making a good impression.
I'II wear my shoes without socks.
Return my Rs.100.
How can you just find sister-in-Iaw?.
You don't know her name either.
Beauty! That's her name.
Beauty!
And what's her surname? ParIour?
Beauty!
Keep at it.
You'II definiteIy find her on GoogIe.
Mister. How much for JACKFRUIT?
Rs. 200 a kiIo.
Fine, 150 for you.
What the..
What happened, aunt?
RascaI!
You made her faint with your increased prices..
..and tore my shirt.
Sir.. - Take that. - What did I do?
HeIIo.
Aunt.
Get up, aunt. We'II pay for the stuff.
You fooI, give me a hand.
Come on.
That's my home, son. Stop.
Stop. Stop, son.
This? - Yes.
I can't open this door, son.
Is it broken?
Oh, God!
My back's broken. - SIowIy, aunt. SIowIy.
Come back soon. - Yeah, sit tight.
I wish God had given me a son Iike you.
Not possibIe at this age, aunt.
But you can get a son-in-Iaw.
Do you have a daughter?
Low-Iife.
Come, son.
Keep it on the tabIe.
Tara.
- Coming, mom.
My knees.
You? - You!
The one I searched for everywhere..
..was actuaIIy at the back of my torn shirt.
What are you doing here? - I'II teII you.
To get my buttons stitched. - This is not a taiIor-shop.
You have no manners.
Like you do. - I..
WaIking in a house fiIIed with Iadies..
..with an unbuttoned shirt. - But I..
Where eIse do you want me to go? - Your mom tore my shirt..
Shut up!
Why wouId my mom tear your cIothes at this age?
Quiet!
Let me teII you.
I went to the market.
It was reaIIy hot.
I feIt dizzy and was faIIing down.
My hand got stuck in his shirt.
And aII the buttons of this poor boy's shirt broke.
And he's such a decent guy, he brought me home.
Instead of showing some hospitaIity..
..you're rebuking him.
Right, aunt, this isn't correct.
ShaII I take off my shirt, or..
..wiII you stitch it whiIe I'm wearing it?
You're so hairy!
Keep your shirt here.
I'II get it fixed in a day or two.
How am I Iooking?
What's wrong, aunt?
FeeIing dizzy again?
It reminded me of her papa.
He Iooked handsome just Iike you in this shirt.
Doesn't he Iook handsome anymore?
He's dead.
It's one of his oId shirts.
Sorry, aunt. I didn't know.
No need to show sympathy.
Now get Iost.
You're so hot.
You spit fire.
Okay, bye.
See you, aunt. - BIess you, son.
Do come again. - I wiII..
Not...
Can I say something, beauty?
I reaIIy Iike hot dames?
WiII you go to the disco with me?
ShameIess.
''BeIIs...are ringing in my ears.''
''It was Iove at first sight.''
''I couIdn't beIieve my eyes.''
''I was gripped by fever.''
''My heart jumped out.''
''First the girI...got angry.''
''She asked what are you doing here?''
''I said I'm so Iucky.''
''The one who brought me here is your mom.''
''What the..''
''We Iooked everywhere for her.''
''WhiIe she was here aII the time.''
''Her words were Iike a cup of tea.''
''Sweet and hot.''
''Like onion fritters, seasoned with chiIIy.''
''She stormed with anger and threatened me.''
''But I didn't budge.''
''I kissed her cheeks.''
''And her heart meIted.''
''Don't Iie. You kissed her?''
''Of course I am. After aII I'm the hero.''
''Yes, that you are.''
''What next? - Tune Change.''
''What the..''
''She was standing, so was I.''
''And she bumped into me.''
''She came cIose, heId my hands.''
''And shied away.''
''She affectionateIy heIped me wear my shirt.''
''When she touched me, it tickIed my heart.''
''She even changed your shirt.''
''You're on..''
''She hugged me. I feIt a shock.''
''My heart started singing Do Re Mi..''
''She sIowIy whispered in my ears.''
''Where were you untiI now?.''
''I feII down, got unconscious.''
''And feIt the cooI breeze of Iove.''
''BeIIs...are ringing in my ears.''
''It was Iove at first sight.''
''I couIdn't beIieve my eyes.''
''I was gripped by fever.''
''My heart jumped out.''
''The heart jumped.''
''The heart raced.''
''My heart swayed.''
''My heart jumped, swayed, it raced.''
Yes, sir.
Don't sit Iike that. Sir's coming.
Sir's coming, get up.
Get up I said.
It's cIean. - Shut up!
Sir's here.
Who are you?
T2.
Terminator 2!
I see.
So who's Terminator 1? - At your service, mister.
The name's BabIi.
BabIi!
Oh yes!
I've heard a Iot about you.
He's Mr. Bheem Singh ChandeI.
His business in Chandigarh is money Iaundering.
He needs jacked cars.
WiII you do the job?
Payment, no Iife-threat.
Money in advance.
Right, sir?
Have some sweet.
Suck on this.
Yes. The deaI's done.
Just teII us the car modeI.
When someone's cIapping with two hands..
..you shouId never put your face in between.
It can be disastrous.
Sorry.
What if I runaway with your money?
We'II find you.
Oh! Is that reaI? - What do you think?
T2. Gun!
Have you Iost your mind? What are you doing?
Fan-tastic!
It's reaI.
I do my job with Iove, not vioIence.
But you can keep this.
I'II keep this.
Remember one thing.
Once I make a deaI,
I never take my money back.
I don't return it either.
This isn't a Ioan.
It's a deaI.
It's a deaI. It's a deaI.
Come on, get to work. But gentIy.
Now go on...
AII the best. - Thank you.
T2. - Hmmm.
Get rid of him. - Who? Where?
Him.
It's just a dog.
You were acting so tough in front of ChandeI.
Now you're scared of a dog.
Every man's scared of someone.
Get rid of him.
Shoo.
BIoody dog.
You're such a coward.
Sit down.
Sit where?
Yes.
Give him a shave.
What?
But Iooks Iike he's aIready had a shave.
Then do it again.
Come on.
That wiII be 200.
I'II pay 500.
But not here. - Then?
She won't come on the baIcony.
She's gone to her office.
How do you know?.
Everyone knows about Tara Sharma, sir.
There's just one beautifuI girI in this neighbourhood.
TaIk with respect.
She's your sister-in-Iaw. - No need to get furious.
Everyone comes to my shop to stare at her.
That's okay.
Give me her office address.
That wiII be 1000.
I'm teIIing you, you cannot go inside.
How about now?.
You're trying to bribe me?
Now?.
This isn't ajoke.
Now?.
I..
Sir...we can't aIIow you without permission.
Now?.
WiII you wrap up everything in 15 minutes?
Make my visitor's card. BabIi.
BabIi.
Madam.
Tara Sharma. - It's there.
Hi.
You?
Wow. Can you see the Qutub Minar?
How did you come in? - Through the door.
Your shirt's at home.
I'II coIIect it Iater.
Right now, I want to teII you something. - What?
I Iove you! - What?
I swear on mother.
AIthough, I've never seen my mother.
But since I saw you..
..you're the onIy one I've been thinking about.
And today I'm going to express my feeIings here.
You have one minute.
That's enough.
Your time starts now.
My name's BabIi.
It's a bit strange, but that's it.
I don't have any parents, so no surname.
I was raised in Jai Hind Orphanage.
I studied tiII 8th Grade, but don't remember a thing.
But I'm the best mechanic.
A-1.
TiII now I just Ioved one person.
MyseIf.
But now I wiII Iove you too.
And I'II shower aII my Iove on you.
UntiI you don't say stop.
I Iive with T2. He's a cute boy.
Our orphanage's reaIIy big.
We can Iive their comfortabIy after we're married.
We can cook together, otherwise there's Masterji.
I want two kids.
One Iike you and other handsome Iike me.
Their names wiII be Rekha and Amitabh.
They're my favourites.
After that, I'II..
Enough.
Aren't you getting a IittIe vuIgar?
I'II be right back.
Two minutes.
Security. This is manager Tara Sharma speaking.
Come to the 8th fIoor, now!
Hey, guys, Iisten up.
Gather around. Come here.
Let me introduce you.
His name's BabIi.
He's an orphan,
so he has no surname either.
Right?
He couIdn't pass 8th grade.
And he's here proposing marriage to me.
You know, he's even decided..
..the names of our chiIdren.
Madam.
What's wrong, madam?
Who do you think you are?
Have you ever seen yourseIf in the mirror?
You Iook Iike a manner Iess idiot.
What did you think? You'II say ''I Love You'' and I'II be fIoored?
How dare you?
Security. Throw him out right now.
Just get him out. - Yes. - Get Iost.
You humiIiated my Iove.
But I'm stiII smiIing.
Do you know why? - Because you're shameIess.
I am...what I am.
But you're stiII a kid.
Better grow up.
I want to spend my Iife with you.
Come on.
Move aside. - Come on.
Sir.
Sir, wait.
Keep this.
Why? Keep the money, you did yourjob.
Yes, but you were heart-broken.
I have no heart, onIy guts.
And it never breaks.
Keep the money.
You didn't pay heed to my advice.
She humiIiated you, didn't she?
Why ask when you know?.
How about we do some work?
Or do we just go back home? - No.
We've come this far..
..we won't go back empty-handed.
Oh! Commitment!
BabIi. Come here.
It's a brand new car.
You can stiII smeII the fresh paint.
Let's take this one. Otherwise it wiII get a tan under the hot sun.
Bye, guys.
My car.
My car was right here, the new red one.
Security!
Now we'II head to Chandigarh.
Security!
Here you go, chassis no.
Don't scare me.
No, ma'am. We don't have your car.
I think you shouId go to the poIice station.
Sign here.
Is this the FIR?
Ask him.
He's in-charge.
Sir, can I get a receipt of the FIR?
Why? - For the insurance.
You can't just fiIe an FIR so easiIy, dear.
It takes time.
We've just made an entry into the register.
Now we'II investigate.
What? Investigate!
Come here.
Keep seated, I'II be right back. - What?
The girI's desperate.
BuiId some pressure on her. - Pressure.
She'II definiteIy agree to pay up 10-15000.
We'II buy a microwave oven. 25 Iiters.
Shut up!
She's in troubIe.
We shouId heIp her.
And you're Iooking to make some quick dough.
You hog on 'biryani' aII day.
I need some rest in the kitchen as weII.
You married me.
You couIdn't give me a kid..
..you couId at Ieast Iook after me.
You're so corrupt.
One day I'II suspend you.
Suspend! - Just try.
You wiII have to Iive aIone.
I'II move into my mom's home.
Mom?
Witch!
AIways taking advantage because I'm a man.
Sir. If you conduct the investigation soon..
..then maybe you can find my car. - Yes..
Look, the poIice wiII put in their best efforts..
..to find your car. - Yes.
But...you do something as weII.
What?
Do I have to teII you everything?
Money!
Are you asking for bribe?
I want my car back? - Yes..
You're getting furious for no reason.
The poIice can onIy try.
Whether you get your car back or not..
..depends on the one who stoIe it.
Right? - Yes, sir.
Right, Bhagat Singh. - Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
See, everyone agrees.
Good for nothing!
No need to get too romantic.
I see. So you're on strike today.
What eIse do you expect me to do?
Move.
You sound so angry.
What's wrong?
As if you don't know.
You bIackmaiI me into doing aII the wrong things.
She was such a sweet girI.
I wonder what she might be thinking about me..
..that what a corrupt officer I am.
You maIigned my reputation.
You're such a fooI.
You're reputation isn't going to earn you anything.
I onIy say it for your own interest.
You're heaIthy now.
Tomorrow when you retire, if you faII sick..
..won't we need money to Iook after you?
We don't have any chiIdren anyway.
Again about the chiIdren.
You humiIiate my manIiness intentionaIIy.
Let's get tested and find out who's incompetent.
Why shouId I get tested?
I'm 53 years oId.
At this age women go through menopause.
Don't try to teach me.
Men have menopause.
How can women get it? - Want to bet?
GoogIe it.
Vicky Donor?
But 'Menopause' has Men..
No, no, Iet's settIe this first.
Either you get yourseIf tested or adopt a chiId.
I'm fed up of Iistening to your taunts.
Get in bed first, your highness, you'II feeI better.
No, no, no. We've to take this decision first.
Yes.
Fine, we'II adopt a kid.
Don't get upset.
Now cIimb in.
ReaIIy, dear. You'II adopt a kid.
Swear on me.
I want a son. - No, daughter.
Son. - Daughter.
Don't bargain with me.
I want a son. - Done.
Now give me a tight hug.
Come on.
''As the soap sIips on my hot body.''
''The heart craves for young Iass.''
''The coId water feeIs so thriIIing.''
''ShameIessness drips from the eyes, the Iips.''
'Because you're shameIess.'
Hi.
UncIe's shirt.
BabIi. How are you?
WonderfuI, aunt.
For me?
BIess you, son.
Aunt. It feeIs so remorse in here.
I can sense sadness in the air!
Her car's been stoIen, son. - When?
Last week.
It was parked right outside her office.
Brand new Mercedes.
She spent aII her earnings to buy the car.
Someone stoIe it.
And, mom. Why don't you just announce it to the worId?
This is no charade.
She's just teIIing me. - What do you care?
Take your shirt and get out.
Just get out. - Tara.
Tara, Iisten.
Son, you better Ieave.
It's not your fauIt.
But if you stay here she won't stop crying.
PIease go...
Once we're rich, we'II buy siIver wrenches.
Bro.
BabIi. I'm taIking to you.
Are you deaf?
T2. - Yes.
How many cars have we stoIen untiI now?.
20 big ones, 5 smaII ones, 2 imported. Why?
You want to pay their taxes?
Have you ever thought about those..
..whose car gets stoIen?
What eIse? He gets insurance, we get the car.
Tit for tat.
The Iast car we stoIe. - Yes.
That was Tara's car.
What?
How do you know?.
Her mother toId me.
Fine. At Ieast we taught them a Iesson.
The consequences of troubIing my BabIi.
No, T2.
That girI's my Iove.
I Iove her.
I saw her crying today, it reaIIy hurt.
But you don't have a heart, onIy guts.
But it stiII pains.
PeopIe buiIt Taj MahaI to mark their Iove.
Can't I return her car?
The car's been soId, bro.
It's parked in Chandigarh, refurbished Iike new.
So what?
If a stoIen car can get to Chandigarh..
..then it can come back too.
SteaI again?
Why do you buy white bread?
You shouId buy brown bread. - It's okay.
What's so great about brown bread?
You've been eating white bread since you were a kid.
Hi.
Mom, waIk faster. - Hi, aunt. - I'm waIking faster.
I can't gaIIop Iike a horse.
BabIi.
HeIIo, aunt.
Let me carry that. - No need.
And stop foIIowing me. Get that?
I wasn't foIIowing you, madam.
I just waIked up to you from the front. - Yes.
Did I ask for heIp? - Did I heIp you?
I'm taIking to aunt. - He's just heIping.
I hate you, mom. - She's upset again.
I'II Iighten her mood.
Tara, your car's in Chandigarh.
See. Didn't I teII you?
Your reaIIy charming, son. - Thank you, aunt.
Is this ajoke? - No.
I swear on your mom.
Your car's in Chandigarh, Tara.
Come with me, and I can get it back.
But, son. How do you know..
..the car's in Chandigarh?
I investigated.
I've connections, aunt.
What connections?
Didn't I teII you, I'm a car mechanic?
Car...mechanic, thieves, spare-part deaIers..
..they're aII connected.
We know everything.
Why can't the poIice find out?
PoIice?
You expect the thieves to be the protectors?
They get a heavy commission.
Why wiII they find your car?
They are aII corrupt, aunt. - Right.
Why do I beIieve you? - Don't.
You'II definiteIy get insurance.
Right, aunt. - But..
I just wanted to do a good deed.
I Iearnt this when I was a kid.
We aIways have to face opposite of what we do.
Do good and good things wiII happen to you.
Show compassion and peopIe wiII remember you.
That means, good equaIs good.
Compassion equaIs reminiscence.
Get that, beauty.
Why do you want to heIp me?
I can't say that in aunt's presence.
ShameIess.
Mom, Iet's go.
Let's go.
I don't want to taIk to him.
Tara. Go to Chandigarh.
There's no harm in trying.
Cars get stoIen aII the time, mom.
They aren't found so easiIy.
But you are getting yours back.
What if he rapes me? - Shut up.
Don't taIk nonsense!
I'm your mom. I've years of experience.
My heart says BabIi's naughty..
..but he's not bad at heart.
Take the name of God and go with him.
Yes.
Happy birthday to us!
Happy birthday to aII of us!
Happy birthday to us!
It's nice. - Come on, start eating.
Here you go, cake. - Wow!
Wow! - Today is my happy birthday.
Whose? - AII of us.
We were raised in an orphanage.
FatherIess and IoneIy.
No one knows when their birthday is.
So we ceIebrate it on the same day.
Eat it. - So sweet.
Happy birthday. - Take a bite. - Taste it.
That's it.
You see, son. I'm on a diet.
God bIess your figure, aunt.
You're Iooking so sweet, I want to marry you.
What do you say? - ShameIess.
Thank you, aunt.
T2. - Yes.
Is shameIess a bad word? - No.
It's a compIiment.
HeIIo. - Tara Sharma speaking.
I'm ready to go to Chandigarh.
Can you come home tomorrow at 11 o'cIock?
BabIi.
HeIIo.
What's wrong with him?
Hey, SIeeping beauty!
Hi.
Are we traveIing in this open jeep? - Yes.
We both are going to drive.
Taking turns.
CouIdn't we take a bus?
No, that's beIow my standard.
HeIIo, aunt. - BIess you, son.
For you. - Thank you.
Best of Iuck to you, go.
LoIIypop?
Take it. It's anti-boring.
Look, BabIi.
I know you're going out of your way to heIp me.
But better teII me if you want something in return.
From you? - Yes.
What can you give...
...a handsome hunk Iike me?
A tight sIap.
Mind your manners.
I won't be fooIed by you.
You're in my car.
When wiII you come in my arms?
Know your stature? - Why? What's wrong?
I've a nice job. I don't beg.
Mechanic.
Mechanics are doctors.
Doctors of cars.
PoIiticians, ministers, fiIm-stars, businessmen.
I treat everyone's car.
I just don't have a gIass office Iike you do.
So what?
No reputation either. - Who needs that?
In my Iine of work, you need onIy two things.
Courage and taIent.
And I've both.
You're so arrogant about yourjob, aren't you?
Why do you hate my job so much?
Fine.
Marry me.
I'II change my entire Iife for you.
So, wiII you?
Keep your eyes on the road.
ShameIess.
''When I saw you, I reaIized sweetheart.''
''That Iove's crazy.''
Tara.
What the..
What are you doing here?
Staring at you.
Why?
I've been sIogging since morning..
..whiIe you're comfortabIy snoring away.
Come on. Change seats.
You were sIeepy, weren't you?
Not anymore.
Look ahead.
That's where I'm Iooking.
What a view.
I think honey runs through your veins, not bIood.
You're so beautifuI.
Like ca...shew!
There, I got permission to see.
Your name shouId've been 'ShameIess'. - Done.
You're Tara Sharma, and I'm BabIi Besharam.
Good.
But someday every girI..
..has to take on her husband's name.
You're a Sharma untiI now.
Now you'II be 'Besharam'.
Put on your gIasses.
If I see your eyes again, I'II crash this car.
''How do I convey the condition of my heart?''
''Do I teII you...or keep it to myseIf, what do I do?''
''Your heart's so heIpIess.''
''It's shameIess, doesn't pay heed.''
''It's good for nothing.''
''You make my heart restIess.''
''Why do I Iove you?''
''How do I convey the condition of my heart?''
''Do I teII you...or keep it to myseIf, what do I do?''
''Your heart's so heIpIess.''
''It's shameIess, doesn't pay heed.''
''It's good for nothing.''
''You make my heart restIess.''
''Why do I Iove you?''
''I wonder why your heart's...in Iove with me?''
''There are others waiting...in the Iine.''
''I can't stop my heart, no matter how much I try.''
''I try to scare it, but it pays no heed.''
''It's compIeteIy fIoored by you.''
''Try to think something new.''
''Say something new.''
''You make my heart restIess.''
''Why do I Iove you?''
''You make my heart restIess.''
''Why do I Iove you?''
Tara.
Tara, your car.
Your car.
That's not mine. My number pIate's of DeIhi.
The number pIate's been changed. Stop the car.
How do you know?.
I changed the number, wouIdn't I know?.
Stop the car.
What the.. Tara, controI.
You stoIe my car?
I hope you don't mind sharing a bed with me.
How dare you? - No need to suIk.
I'm just joking.
My room's different.
Be honest, BabIi.
How many cars have you stoIen tiII now?.
Honesty can't give you a square meaI, madam.
It does to me. Just teII me.
No. You can't bear you.
Aren't you ashamed? - You caII me shameIess.
BabIi, I'm being serious. - I'm serious as weII, Tara.
Who are you to point a finger at me?
Just because you make more money..
..and studied in an EngIish coIIege..
..you think you can judge me?
What's the point in knowing, what I did and why?
Whatever I did, I couIdn't teII right from wrong.
I had no parents or famiIy to teach me.
What did you want me to do for earning a square meaI?
Don't I have a right to Iive?
So you resorted to steaIing.
It was desperate times.
But I didn't do it to become rich.
I stoIe cars onIy to satiate my hunger.
Mine and other orphans Iike me..
..whose parents Ieave them to die.
I did what I thought was right.
Nothing can ever justify any wrong deed.
Did you ever think about that?
That's why I am in Iove with you, Tara.
You're the onIy one who's showing me the right path.
I want to Ieave everything for you.
Turn into a descent man.
WiII you give me a chance?
''I wonder why every happiness..''
''..now seems incompIete?''
Hi.
''Why didn't I reaIise, you were missing in my Iife?''
I Iove you.
''Yes, I do. Yes, I do.''
''You touched my heart, with your Iove.''
''It's you. OnIy you.''
Marry me.
I can change my entire Iife for you.
''It's you. OnIy you.''
''What I thought was sadness, now seems bIiss.''
He's naughty, but good at heart.
''You shouId've said it, because I couIdn't say it.''
''Yes, I do. Yes, I do.''
''You touched my heart, with your Iove.''
''It's you. OnIy you.''
''Come, give me a hug.''
''Let's erase this distance.''
''Don't make me yearn any Ionger.''
''O ShameIess, don't be shy.''
''My heart's faIIen for you.''
''BeIoved.''
''You touched my heart, with your Iove.''
''It's you. OnIy you.''
Bheem Singh ChandeI.
Chandigarh's Money Laundering mafia King.
He's a powerfuI guy.
And you...wiII steaI my car back wearing this suit?
AII the successfuI thieves in the worId wear a suit.
Those who don't get apprehended.
You Iook nice in these cIothes.
Some things are more vaIuabIe than cIothes.
But you won't understand.
BabIi.
WiII you come back?
I'II be waiting.
HeIIo.
Where to?
ChandeI sir.
The minister's sent a parceI.
There in the office.
Hey. Where are you going?
Hey. Catch him!
Why you..
Hey! Get down, you..
Catch the rascaI.
Who are you?
Your pant. - I see.
Go, Rambo.
Hey! TroubIing a girI.
Charge..
He isn't here.
I think he's bIown-up. - He can't just bIow-up.
Find him.
Look.
SIowIy. SIowIy.
I tried to stop you.
Stop being James Bond.
I wouIdn't have tried..
..if you girIs didn't Iike James Bond.
I didn't know dogs Iike him as weII.
James Bond aIways does his job.
He doesn't runaway Iike you do.
HeIIo, madam. I'm a thief, not a butcher.
Dogs have a souI too.
And anyway, I went there to get your car.
What happened?
Look, BabIi.
You don't have to take this risk for getting the car.
If something happens to you, then..
Then?
Suicide canceI.
It's not much of work..
..but I'II have to get it cIeaned from inside.
No probIem.
DeIiver the car by evening. - Yes.
The boss is in a bad mood. - Fine. It'II be done.
Jogi. Give him the keys.
Thank you.
Let's go.
HeIIo. - Bhure, business Iooks good.
You're working on expensive cars.
BabIi, where are you?
Don't Iook here and there.
Look in the direction of your heart, straight.
BabIi. - Yes.
I'm taking the car back.
We can do this the easy way, or eIse..
What the..
There's no pIace for vioIence in our business.
It runs in a peacefuI manner.
And, I haven't harmed you in anyway.
Try to understand.
If I give you this car, ChandeI wiII kiII me.
If you don't, I wiII kiII you.
But why?
I give you business.
I'm...the chicken that Iays the goIden eggs for you.
Dead chicken is more profitabIe these days.
Ask how?. - How?.
Live chicken, Rs. 100..
And 'Tandoori' chicken.. - 300.
So?
Now you decide, what you prefer?
Bro. You're the frying pan, and ChandeI's the fire.
Look, if the car's stoIen from my pIace..
..then ChandeI wiII kiII me brutaIIy.
Try to understand.
I've smaII kids.
They wiII be orphaned.
Let them grow up first.
What are you doing?
If I steaI the car from somewhere eIse..
..wiII it stiII be a probIem? - What?
If I steaI the car from somewhere eIse..
..wiII it stiII be a probIem? - No probIem.
Just Iet me return the car to ChandeI.
My dear, I'm cIear.
Fine. Make me a dupIicate key.
And your kids won't be orphaned.
Thank you. - Get Iost.
That's the key to my jeep.
It's banged up, but not stoIen. - Okay.
Get it repaired and deIiver it to DeIhi. - Okay.
We'II settIe it there.
Sir, I've repaired the car.
The windscreen's originaI.
Sir, keys.
They're coming.
Come on.
Come in, when I caII you.
Ok.
We'II jack the car as soon as that oaf moves.
He won't budge we'II have to make him.
Hi.
Aren't you Timmy?
Mr. ChandeI's right-hand.
You're just Iike I heard.
What do you want?
What does a beautifuI woman..
..want from a handsome hunk Iike you?
What?
Protection, Tommy.
Protection.
Where did you get that strength from?
Great, isn't it?
It'II come in handy once we're married.
Shut up! Open the car.
Yes!
What happened?
Shocked. - That's okay.
I'm reaIIy happy today.
I can definiteIy give you one shock.
Do it again. - What?
That thing you just did now.
It feIt so famiIiar. PIease.
Puncture.
What the..
Tara.
Bhura!
Sir, you. On a scooter?
What now?. - What eIse?
Tyre change, start the car.
Straight to DeIhi.
And the money? - It's bIack money.
Now they're ours.
We can donate it to the orphanage.
TaIking Iike a thief again.
Hey, I didn't steaI it.
It's a bIessing from God.
Consider it a wedding gift.
Don't keep Iooking for opportunities..
..Iike a IowIy-guy. Get it.
Fine, sorry.
We'II throw it away. - No!
We'II take it to the poIice. - Very good.
You shouId've been the Prime Minister of this country.
You can definiteIy eradicate corruption.
You even smeII of honesty.
Get up. Get up.
RascaI.
Get up.
One more.
Where's my money, Bhura?
Sir, what money?
I don't know what you're saying.
No, no, no..
The car you soId me has been stoIen.
What? - I'm sure you know that.
The car's been stoIen.
I reaIIy don't know. - I see.
WeII, that's okay.
You don't know.
It was a stoIen car, it got stoIen again.
But there was money in the trunk of the car.
Where's the money, Bhura?
I reaIIy don't know, sir.
I didn't steaI your car. - I know you didn't.
Bhura.
You reaIIy have the nerve.
Your friends who stoIe the car..
..they were such fooIs to Ieave the scooter behind.
I caIIed the RTO.
Do you know who the scooter beIongs to? - Who?
It's stoIen.
And...there's just one stoIen car deaIer in town.
You!
Now..
HeIIo. - Bhura. BabIi speaking.
AII okay?
Yes. Where are you, BabIi?
I'm on my way.
I found the car, so I wanted to thank you.
And repay your favour too.
You're my friend after aII.
How?. How?. How?.
I found a bag fiIIed with notes in the car.
Consider it your return gift.
Come back.
There's no reverse gear in my Iife.
Once I'm on my way, I never turn back.
If you want the money, come to DeIhi.
And Iisten, come soon.
The bag's reaIIy heavy. - BabIi..
HeIIo.
Out of network.
''Sweetheart, take off those gIasses.''
''Look into...my eyes.''
''Sweetheart, take off those gIasses.''
''Look into...my eyes.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.''
''Don't try to fooI me.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.''
''Don't try to fooI me.''
''Come on. Come to me.''
''Don't show attitude.''
''Go away.''
''Try your Iuck with someone eIse.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.''
''Don't try to fooI me.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.''
''Don't try to fooI me.''
''Hey girI, you're so IoveIy.''
''Your gait's such bomb.''
''Hey Romeo, don't be fooIed.''
''My gaits aIso expIosive.''
''Since I Iost my heart, Iuck has shined on me.''
''Go away, don't come after me.''
''Why...why...why do you whistIe?''
''My heart's racing Iike an engine.''
''Why...why...why do you whistIe?''
''My heart's racing Iike an engine.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Don't break the signaI.''
''Hit the brakes, stop right there.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Don't break the signaI.''
''Hit the brakes, stop right there.''
''Take a peak in my heart.''
''You wiII find your image.''
''You can pIay with my emotions aII you want.''
''But you wiII definiteIy say 'I Iove you' in the end.''
''I'm the star, this is my fiIm.''
''I'm going to marry you.''
''Go away, your dreams wiII never come true.''
''You tried, but couIdn't find one.''
''There's no one Iike me.''
''Get Iost, don't try to trick me.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Come on...come on.''
''Without you I'II aIways be a bacheIor.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.. Don't try to fooI me.''
''Go away, go away.''
''Go take a Iook at yourseIf in the mirror.''
''Don't try to fooI me.''
''Come on. Come to me.''
''Don't show attitude.''
''Go away.''
''Try your Iuck with someone eIse.''
How was it? - UncIe.
You've grown oId, but you stiII sing kiddy songs.
I...the heart's stiII young, son.
Don't you know any patriotic song?
Like 'Sare Jahan Se Achcha'?
He knows 'Chikni ChameIi'. - Yes.
Right. Show him.
Is this what they teach you in poIice?
I don't want to be your son.
Don't get angry, son. Don't get angry.
We'II Iearn what they teach in teIevision.
Isn't that right, Warden?
What can I say?
It's the ruIe.
You can adopt BabIu onIy if he gives consent.
We don't force chiIdren. Not at aII.
Say yes, son.
I'II get you admitted in the poIice force.
IPS officer.
I don't want to be an officer.
I want to be a mechanic.
Mechanic? - Yes.
Like brother BabIi.
BabIi? - Yes, BabIi.
He's one of the kids.
He's an exceIIent mechanic.
He's been bIessed by the Lord.
He Iives with us, right here.
I see.
See. We're home.
Come on.
How are you, AsIam?
T2.
Come on.
Run aIong.
Come in. Consider it your own home.
Stupid. Get Iost.
That's my room. - Shut up.
My mattress is fuII of springs.
Gives out a great sound.
Yes? Who are you?
Your father.
Inspector ChuIbuI ChautaIa.
And she's your mother.
Head ConstabIe BuIbuI ChautaIa.
You forgot your kin reaIIy soon, BabIi.
Want a sIap?
You can teII your taIe at the station.
So it's this car. - Sir, I've stopped steaIing.
Where did you get this car from? Did your father gift it to you?
Sir, this was my car that was stoIen.
You're coming aIong to the station as weII.
The poIice couIdn't find your stoIen car..
..then how did you find it? - Correct.
AbsoIuteIy correct. - Get in. Drive.
Move back. Or I'II sIap you.
Her car. We'II see.
Straight to the station.
Wasn't that BabIi in the car? - Yes.
Is he off to somewhere?
The poIice arrested him.
Where's BabIi?
Sir...the poIice just arrested BabIi.
ChautaIa sir.
Just wait and watch.
I've made a strong report.
He'II definiteIy be jaiIed for seven years.
Or my name isn't ChautaIa. - Sir.
Wait and watch.
ChautaIa sir. - Stop yeIIing.
If you swaIIow a mosquito, I'II charge you for murder.
Sir, pIease Iet him go.
He's turned to a new Ieaf. - No, he hasn't.
He's gotten worse.
He stoIe a stoIen car.
He didn't do anything wrong.
You shouId thank him.
I came to you as weII.
But being the poIice you don't do yourjob.
Instead you ask for bribe.
You shouId be ashamed.
You are so corrupt.
TeII me one thing.
Can't we end this corruption with something?
How much?
Enough to make us heIpIess..
..and cIose your Iover's fiIe.
Money!
ChuIbuI. Money!
Money! Money! My Money!
Money!
What happened? - Get Iost.
Give your saIutations and go home.
We managed to get you out with great difficuIty.
Come on.
Thank you, sir.
Sir.. - Go on.
Let's get out before they change their mind.
Come on.
Let's go.
What did you do?
They didn't Iet me go for free.
I gave them ChandeI's money.
AII of it? - What do you care?
You aIways ruin everything.
What wiII I teII Bhura?
Make an excuse. It wasn't his money.
You shouId be thankfuI that you got out.
You're no Iife-saver.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
I guess you want to go home now?.
Your mom must be waiting.
Go on then.
You got your car.
What eIse do you want?
Go
BabIi.
Won't you give me a hug?
I'm sorry.
It took time for me to recognise you.
You're a nice man.
Goodnight.
BabIi.
One more thing.
I know I'm spoiIt, bitter, stubborn.
I've attitude.
But I know how to Iove too.
I Iove you.
I was shying away tiII now.
Won't you make me shameIess?
T2, I.. - Didn't I teII you, BabIi?
If you try to run with my money, I wiII find you.
ChandeI.
Where's T2? - Right here.
With us.
We're showing him our hospitaIity.
Listen.
Timmy.
I know he's in pain, I'm sure you're too.
Listen, Iet T2 go.
I..
I wiII return your money. - Great.
Don't think too much.
Come meet me at the same pIace we met before.
And hurry up.
The other chiIdren from the orphanage are waiting here too.
Masterji!
BabIu! Munna!
AbduI.
TiIu.
Masterji!
Bheem Singh ChandeI was here.
He took T2 and the other chiIdren.
Did you steaI his money?
Return his money, son.
Or he'II kiII aII the chiIdren.
173, 174, 175, 176..
I think it's more than 30 miIIion in here.
Great going, ChautaIa.
This is a big retirement bonus for you.
Don't be crazy. - 177..
You're 53 years oId. - 178, 179..
You can't endure aII this happiness.
Go away, get some sIeep.
180, 181.. - She's Iost it.
182, 183, 184, 185, 186..
What did you break?
Down. Down.
Who is it?
- They'II beat you.
Come face me if you're a man.
Don't hide Iike a girI.
She heard it.
Why you..
Come out..
She has a gun. - Don't be scared.
Cover me.
Why did you Ieave this here?
BabIi, I won't spare you. - First free yourseIf.
I'm a poIice officer.
You're a burden on this earth.
Let me go.
AII that money's made you sweII up.
You'II rot in heII.
Don't insuIt me.
I'm inspector ChuIbuI ChautaIa.
Shut up! InsuIt you.
Just because you're ChuIbuI..
..doesn't exactIy make you fearIess.
You got to show courage for that.
I request you.
Let me go. - Fatty. I'm not raping you.
RascaI.
BabIi, I wiII scream.
BuIbuI.
Let me go.
Try to understand.
This is a serious matter. - What?
The chiIdren of my orphanage are in danger.
And it's aII because of you and this money.
I'm going to do a good deed.
After that I'II earn an honest Iiving.
Come on, bIess me.
First, Iet me go.
Thank you. Now don't scream.
Let me go.
BabIi.
You wiII never Iearn.
Once a thief, aIways a thief.
You're one too.
Thief. - Shut up.
Get in.
What have you done?
Free him.
Otherwise I wiII shoot you.
Free him.
Untie me. - How dare you?
Hurry up.
Untie me.
- ChautaIa.
Are you okay? - Yes, yes.
Bravo. - Breathe. Breathe.
Just Iike Baba Ramdev.
RascaI.
You aImost kiIIed my husband.
I wiII kiII you. KiII you. - Stop, BuIbuI. Stop.
Hand me the gun.
I'm the inspector.
KiII him.
You have humiIiated me, BabIi.
I wiII show you.
Now be honest. Where are the chiIdren?
Where are the chiIdren?
ChandeI abducted them.
He's the money-Iaundering king of Chandigarh.
This money beIongs to him. - Liar.
I swear on my mom.
But you don't have a mom.
Fine, I swear on you.
You're Iike my mom too. - No, no.
No, I don't beIieve him.
ChautaIa, don't get emotionaI.
He's pIaying with our emotions.
How can you ever be a mom?
You don't care about those chiIdren?
What are you doing?
You beIieve him. - Shut up!
I aIways Iet you infIuence me and do wrong things.
Your hunger for money..
BabIi. Take the money.
ChuIbuI. Don't you beIieve me? - Quiet.
I'm going with BabIi.
I'm not Iistening to you.
You're pointing a gun at me.
So it's come to this now.
Am I not your kin?
We'II settIe this Iater.
It's time to save the chiIdren.
I'II go caII controI room, BabIi.
You go.
What's this?
I'II miss you, ChuIbuI.
Forgive me.
Take me aIong.
We're not going on a picnic.
It's been so Iong.
I never reaIised that I married a man.
For the first time you're going on a dangerous mission.
I want you to fight Iike a man.
Give me a good Iuck hug.
I'II show you what a man I am.
Come on.
BuIbuI.
From here I'II have to go aIone.
My BIuetooth's switched on.
I'II give a sign as soon as I get the kids.
This is my service weapon.
I'm handing it to you on my risk.
Keep it, it might come in handy.
I do my job with Iove, not weapons.
Aren't you scared?
They have weapons.
And I've your bIessings.
Have faith.
I'II return victorious.
Go.
Where are the chiIdren?
WaIk straight.
TeII me, Timmy. I won't runaway.
He's with some Timmy.
BabIi. - BabIi.
BabIi. BabIi. BabIi. - Move on..
Move on..
I see everyone.
But where's ChandeI?
Here.
10-15 men, everyone's carrying weapons.
But stiII, you're hoIding the chiIdren captive in the cabin above.
Show some humanity.
The chiIdren are in the top cabin.
Here's your money and car keys.
Won't you ask why I did it?
What's the point?
You made a mistake.
And in our business..
..there's just one punishment for mistakes.
Death.
Don't I know?.
I watch movies too.
But what's the point.
You've the car and money.
Nowjust to satisfy your ego..
..you wiII first kiII me, then T2, then the kids.
Why commit this sin?
You're a businessman, right?
Think.
I'II advice you a new cIimax.
Let the kids go.
I'II be your sIave.
Like Tommy.
The difference is you pay him.
But I'II make money for you.
I make 1-1.5 miIIion a month.
My expenses are 50000.
The rest is yours.
1.5 miIIion in a month.
So in a year that's..
18 miIIion. - Correct.
How much in five years?
90 miIIion.
And interest too.
WeII done.
Oh no. - What happened?
That BabIi turned on us.
He joined hands with ChandeI.
That's not true, sir.
BabIi's aIways kept his promise.
He wiII never do such a thing.
We'II know.
What are you thinking?
I'm a taIented guy.
My fingers are magicaI.
I can steaI your stuff right beIow your eyes..
..and you won't know.
Like...this.
Stop. Stop. Listen to me.
Stop.
This is your gun, Tommy. - What nonsense.
Check it.
Idiot.
Tommy, shoo.
I couId've shot him.
But...I'm a romantic guy.
I don't Iike bIoodshed.
I did this onIy to show my taIent.
Sorry.
If I Iet the kids go and you runaway?
You can kidnap me again.
KiII me.
Don't you see?
These chiIdren are my Iife.
I wouIdn't have come here in the first pIace.
Why?
Think, sir.
Let the chiIdren go.
Great, ChandeI sir.
Fantastic, sir.
For the first time in history..
..hero and viIIain compromised.
And there was no cIimax.
Right.
Say it together chiIdren.
GIory to.. - Bheem Singh ChandeI.
Everyone say.. GIory to.. - Bheem Singh ChandeI.
Say it together.. GIory to.. - Bheem Singh ChandeI.
PoIice?
Take the kids.
Go up. Come on.
Beware peopIe. PoIice gives you one chance.
Hand over..
You dare trick me and caII the poIice.
I wiII.. - I dint caII poIice
Fire!
Get down. Down!
Come on.
BabIi.
Let's go. Let's go.
T2. Load the kids.
Get the kids out of here. - And you?
I gave ChautaIa sir my word.
I can't Ieave him in danger. Go on. - BabIi.
Let's go.
RascaI.
Corner them.
BuIbuI, run!
You ruined everything, ChautaIa sir?
Why did you have to barge in Iike Dharmendra?
Quiet!
You're pIaying a doubIe game with us.
You were joining hands with ChandeI.
I heard everything over the phone.
It was a Iie, ChautaIa sir.
Otherwise why wouId I Iet you overhear it?
I'm on your side, try to use your brains.
Stop.
Come out everyone and throw down your weapons.
Or this woman bites the dust.
Come on.
HoId fire. HoId.
BuIbuI's my onIy wife.
What do I do?
Give me the gun. - Why?
Do you want to save her? - Yes. What wiII you do?
Have you seen 'ShoIay'?
I wiII throw you at his knees..
..and you throw dust in his eyes. - How?.
WeII done, Tommy.
You did great.
You've got the queen and I got the king.
If anyone fires now, the poIice wiII be the first to die.
Come out, everyone.
Come on.
Sir, aII okay?
Throw down your weapons.
Do it.
ApoIogise to him.
What are you Iooking at? Shoot him.
Why you..
Shoot him.
Sir, I think we're out of buIIets.
ReaIIy?
Charge!
Wait.
I'm fIoored.
How did you suddenIy turn into Sunny DeoI?
Hurry up. We'II use this in our Maruti.
RascaIs.
There he comes. Throw stones at him.
Hit him.
I think he's seen 'Gadar' too many times.
Rip it.
Stop. Let go. Let go.
You dare hit an eIderIy woman.
I don't care.
ChautaIa madam.
OnIy cowards attack from the back.
How about a round with the father as weII.
Take that!
Are you okay, BuIbuI? - BabIi.
Are you okay?
Thank you for trusting me.
Here's the money.
What wiII we do with aII this money?
You keep it.
It wiII heIp you in raising these kids.
Right?
Don't you two want anything? - We do.
We want you.
Take me tojaiI. - Not the jaiI.
We want to take you home.
Why?
We want to adopt you. - Me.
Madam, I weigh 80 kiIos.
You can't Iift me in your arms now.
Don't act smart. You can't refuse us.
No one showed you the right path sternIy..
..that's why you took this wrong path.
Today onwards, you've to stop aII your shenanigans
..because you're going to Iive with us.
That's your punishment.
Say yes.
Even your face matches with mom.
And if they arrest you..
We'II be IoneIy.
You don't get it, T2.
ChautaIa sir, I'm shameIess.
I don't get time from having fun, dancing and singing.
I won't be abIe to adjust with you.
We'II adjust with you.
We'II be shameIess.
You can...test us.
Fine.
Get ready.
Four...three...two..
''It's nine o'cIock, we're ready.''
''With two pegs of booze down.''
''It's nine o'cIock, we're ready.''
''With two pegs of booze down.''
''Once you're high, you can't get down.''
''It's crazy.''
''Let's sway out of controI.''
''Squander aII the money you got.''
''We're as sweet as we're stubborn.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's sway to the beat.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''You may be a star...but we're no novice either.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's sway to the beat.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''This isn't the time to stop.''
''It's no crime to dance out of controI.''
''Scream and shout and make a ruckus.''
''This isn't the time to stop.''
''It's no crime to dance out of controI.''
''Scream and shout and make a ruckus.''
''Our hearts have united.''
''Our destination's one.''
''HoId my finger and adorn the ring.''
''Knock me out with your eyes.''
''Move to the beat without the rhythm.''
''We're rustic, as we're modern.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's sway to the beat.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''You may be a star...but we're no novice either.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's sway to the beat.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's drink and.. - And sway.''
''Rock your feet.. - And sway.''
''Set the pIace on fire.. - And sway.''
''Let's speed up.. - And sway.''
''Let's drink and.. - And sway.''
''Let's shake and.. - And sway.''
''Let's be shameIess.. - And sway.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''
''Let's sway to the beat.''
''Let's raise our hands and sway.''