1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,666 [enchanting music plays] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,166 [music swells] 5 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,625 -[splattering] -[music stops] 6 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:27,875 [Mr. Twit and Mrs. Twit chuckling] 7 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:29,750 -[spray can rattles] -[Mrs. Twit yowls] 8 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:30,833 [Mr. Twit] Me first! 9 00:00:30,916 --> 00:00:33,041 -[Mr. Twit groans] -[Mrs. Twit humming] 10 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:34,333 [both struggling] 11 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:35,291 [Mr. Twit] Give it! 12 00:00:35,375 --> 00:00:37,875 -[crash] -[screams] Oh, nice. Lovely. 13 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:39,291 [enchanting music plays] 14 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,375 [woman's voice] Once upon a time… 15 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:43,333 [both growling] 16 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:46,708 …there were two terrible twits. 17 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:49,291 [both yelping in pain] 18 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,416 And this is how they were left for dead. 19 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,625 [both wailing] 20 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:02,791 -[boy's voice] Wait, wait, wait. Stop! -[music fades] 21 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:05,583 Mum, 22 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:09,500 are you actually starting my bedtime story with the characters dying? 23 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:12,916 I didn't say they were dying. I said they were left for dead. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,208 -By who? -By whom? 25 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,250 -By whom? -Children and a family of magical animals. 26 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,416 Oh. 27 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,208 What kind of story is this? 28 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,375 You keep telling me 29 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:25,708 you want your bedtime stories to be more emotionally complex 30 00:01:25,791 --> 00:01:29,666 with, I'm quoting, "highbrow themes and lowbrow comedy." 31 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:33,208 True. I just don't want a boring, old, normal story. 32 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:38,583 Well, I can assure you, my love, this is no "normal story" 33 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,875 because the Twits are not normal people. 34 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:43,375 [somber music playing] 35 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:46,916 No, the Twits hate everything, 36 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,916 especially each other. 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,458 They've been married for 47 miserable years. 38 00:01:52,541 --> 00:01:54,333 -[screams] -[laughs] 39 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:59,208 And not a day has passed without a mean, dirty trick. 40 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,833 [coughing, gagging] 41 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,625 [music becomes pleasant] 42 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:09,958 The thing is, even people who hate everything love something. 43 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:15,750 For the Twits, it was a backyard amusement park called Twitlandia. 44 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:16,791 [screams] 45 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,625 They built Twitlandia from the ground up. 46 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:22,291 It was the one thing that brought them joy. 47 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,250 The one thing they truly cared about. 48 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:28,833 The one thing they wanted the whole world to see. 49 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,083 [upbeat music plays] 50 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,166 [man singing] 51 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:38,083 [man] ♪ There's a song And dance extravaganza ♪ 52 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,833 ♪ And rides made out of toilets ♪ 53 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:43,208 This is Twitlandia! 54 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:46,041 It's the world's only amusement park. 55 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,125 [mother flea] And even if the whole world didn't see it, 56 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,666 the true heroes of our story, 57 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,416 an orphan named Beesha… 58 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,375 Wow. 59 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,500 …and her best friend, Bubsy… 60 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:57,666 Whoa! 61 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:58,583 …did. 62 00:02:58,666 --> 00:03:01,625 [Mrs. Twit] Come to Twitlandia's grand opening this week. 63 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:04,916 -That looks like the most-- -Amazing place in the world?! 64 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,500 I definitely wasn't gonna say "horrifying and lame." 65 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:12,000 But, Beesha, it has a song-and-dance extravaganza 66 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:14,083 and rides made out of toilets! 67 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:17,500 And who doesn't want both of those things? 68 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:21,541 All right, Bubsy boy, I promise I'll take you to Twitlandia 69 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:25,375 before you leave me forever next week. [pretending to sob] 70 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,041 -[both laughing] -Whoo-hoo! 71 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,541 Twitlandia! 72 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,625 [vehicle approaching] 73 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:32,500 [vehicle brakes squeal] 74 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,416 -[vehicle door opens] -[gasps] Oh, Jim. 75 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,458 -[groans] -Ah! 76 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:37,833 Look, it's our first visitor! 77 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:41,000 [mother flea] But before Beesha could fulfill her promise to Bubsy… 78 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,958 Welcome to Twitlandia. 79 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,333 -[grunts] -[officer] Ahem. 80 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:47,000 Hey! You can't go in without paying! 81 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,958 …in fact, before the park even opened… 82 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,583 [Mrs. Twit] "Condem-ned"? 83 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:54,041 [mother flea] …the city shut Twitlandia down… 84 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,000 -[officer grunts] -What's this? 85 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:00,708 …condemning it for being dangerous, structurally unsound, and, quote… 86 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:03,916 [Mrs. Twit] "Stinking of rancid hot dog meat"? 87 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,916 [sniffing] 88 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,333 -Oh, Jim! -Huh? 89 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:10,041 The city's… They're shutting down our fun park! 90 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,291 -[gasps] -[whimpers] 91 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,541 No-- 92 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:15,125 -[in booming voice] No! -[dramatic music plays] 93 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:17,750 -[yelling] -[music swelling] 94 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,750 [music peaks operatically] 95 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,000 [music fades] 96 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,750 It was as if their baby had been taken from them. 97 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,125 Strange baby. 98 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,291 Strange people. 99 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:30,208 I do like Beesha and Bubsy quite a bit, though. 100 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:35,666 Yes, well, Beesha and Bubsy are on a collision course with the Twits, 101 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,125 who are about to play their dirtiest trick yet. 102 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,833 A prank that will condemn the city 103 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:44,791 the way the city condemned Twitlandia. 104 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,958 What are they gonna do? Make it stink of rotten hot dog meat? 105 00:04:48,041 --> 00:04:51,958 Clever boy. Now, no more questions. Just listen to the song. 106 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,750 Oh, is this a musical? 107 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:56,708 Of course it's not a musical. What am I, a cricket? 108 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:59,125 It's one song. Settle down. 109 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,291 Bubsy goodbye video, take one. 110 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:02,666 And… action! 111 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,708 We'll miss you, Bubsy! 112 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,833 -[child] Bye, Bubsy. -[growls] 113 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:12,833 -[mellow banjo music playing] -♪ I look around at all these people ♪ 114 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:20,041 ♪ Nice people with their perfect lives ♪ 115 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:23,500 ♪ Well, they're bored Out of their skulls ♪ 116 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,875 Vote for John-John. 117 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,166 ♪ Monotonous and dull ♪ 118 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,458 ♪ They do not live ♪ 119 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:35,083 ♪ They just survive ♪ 120 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:38,916 [both] ♪ Now, we are not like Everyone else ♪ 121 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,041 ♪ There's nobody here That's like you and me ♪ 122 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,625 ♪ We're one of a kind And deep down inside ♪ 123 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:49,000 ♪ We're the only ones out here ♪ 124 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:53,416 -♪ Who are free ♪ -[horn blares] 125 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:56,708 I think we're set. 126 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,833 All right, Bubsy boy, the big day's coming up. 127 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:04,125 Hit me with your favorite memory from the Triperot Home for Children. 128 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:07,041 Oh! That time I got a potato stuck in my nose? 129 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:10,333 -[Beesha, uncertainly] Okay… -Don't you remember, Beesh? 130 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,833 You made me laugh so hard that I snorted, 131 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:15,666 and the potato shot out, and it landed in your milk. 132 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,833 And now I'm lactose intolerant by choice. 133 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:21,791 [chuckles] Okay, Harold. 134 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:25,375 Bubsy gets adopted next week. How do you want him to remember you? 135 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,791 I… 136 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:28,583 I-- I kept the potato. 137 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:31,875 [Beesha] He kept the potato. Cool. 138 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:37,916 -[banjo music continues] -♪ I promise to always surprise you ♪ 139 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:44,583 ♪ I promise to always be fun ♪ 140 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:45,750 [Mr. Twit screams] 141 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:49,875 -♪ To be bad to the bone ♪ -[Mr. Twit yelps, grunts] 142 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:52,750 ♪ And you can tell everyone ♪ 143 00:06:53,541 --> 00:06:59,583 [both] ♪ That I won't stop Until I'm done ♪ 144 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:00,541 [screams] 145 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,375 ♪ We're not like everyone else ♪ 146 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:07,041 ♪ There's nobody here Just like you and me ♪ 147 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:10,458 ♪ We're one of a kind And deep down inside ♪ 148 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:14,166 ♪ We're the only ones out here ♪ 149 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,750 ♪ Who are free ♪ 150 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:21,125 ♪ We're the only ones out here ♪ 151 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:28,000 ♪ Who are free ♪ 152 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,541 [music ends] 153 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:35,458 [metal groans] 154 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,125 Okay, my turn. 155 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:43,500 So, Bubs, I'm gonna miss your world-class dancing, 156 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:46,541 and I'll miss getting your basketball unstuck 157 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,833 when you throw it in the rafters. 158 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:52,625 I'll miss tucking you in at night, and, I don't know, 159 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,791 just watching you grow up 160 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,458 because you're such a cute little squishy-wishy baby. 161 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:00,625 -[both laughing] -[distant rumbling] 162 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:01,875 What the… 163 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:04,416 [woman singing high note operatically] 164 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,333 [gasps] 165 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:08,541 -[man wailing, whimpering] -[dramatic opera music plays] 166 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,041 Mr. Napkin! 167 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,583 Help me! 168 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:14,791 -[dramatic music continues] -[panting] 169 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:15,916 [wails fearfully] 170 00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,250 [grunts, wails] 171 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,750 -[music becomes heroic] -[strains] 172 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,916 [music fades pleasantly] 173 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,416 -[sighs in relief] -Mr. Napkin! Beesha! 174 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,833 Are you okay? 175 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:34,875 We're fine, Bubs. We're fine. 176 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:37,333 What even is that stuff? 177 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,041 I think it's that gross liquid meat they use to make hot dogs. 178 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:44,458 Yeah, it's hot dog meat, all right. The good stuff too. 179 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,083 Well, whatever it is, 180 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,625 I'm glad you didn't drown in it, Mr. Napkin. 181 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:53,333 Oh jeez, I forgot to thank you for saving my life, Beesha. 182 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:56,708 You know, my mom always told me I was an ungrateful child 183 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:59,583 and our family's biggest disappointment. 184 00:08:59,666 --> 00:09:01,333 Anyhow, thank you. 185 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,375 Of course. 186 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,250 The world's a much better place with you in it, Mr. N. 187 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,000 [dramatic theme music plays] 188 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,833 [female reporter] Shock and outrage in Triperot today 189 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:14,250 as one of the worst liquid hot dog meat floods in the nation's history 190 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,750 has citizens reeling. 191 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:19,208 Oi! Woman! Our prank's on telly! 192 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:23,541 When I was a little shaver, Triperot was the fun capital of the world. 193 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:24,791 We had fun. 194 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:28,416 Then Tripe Lake dried up, and I thought things couldn't get worse. 195 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,083 Guess what? News flash. This is way worse. 196 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:32,416 This is worse. 197 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,166 What I wanna know is, 198 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:38,000 how the heck can hard-working people like us get ahead in this town? 199 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,250 I also wanna know that, also as well. 200 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,666 I'm Beverly Onion, 201 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,500 joined now by Triperot Mayor, Wayne John John-John. 202 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:49,125 Mayor John-John, do we know who's behind this savage attack? 203 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,250 Thank you, Beverly. 204 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,541 Number one, as always, 205 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,291 our thoughts and prayers 206 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:57,750 are with those affected by this meat-astrophe. 207 00:09:57,833 --> 00:10:00,916 Number two, election day is coming up, 208 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,833 so remember, a vote for John-John is a vote for fun-fun. 209 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:07,083 And number three, 210 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:10,875 those evildoers may have blown up our water tower, 211 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:15,875 but they can never blow up the spirit of this great city. 212 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,166 -How can he blame us? -[growls] 213 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,625 Any reasonable person would've done exactly the same thing 214 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,333 if they'd had their fun park shut down. 215 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,166 If that bum don't like us blowing up that water tower, 216 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,875 I say we blow up his butt. 217 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:31,958 [both cackling] 218 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:35,000 [dramatic music swells, softens] 219 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,666 [mother flea] The mayor's butt would eventually explode. 220 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,208 However, we can talk about that later. 221 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:46,291 For now, the Twits' trick was having very real consequences for our heroes. 222 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,791 I'm so happy you're going to be my parents 223 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,541 because all I've ever wanted is-- is to find a family. 224 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:53,916 [Mr. Napkin] Oh, boy. 225 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,291 You're not gonna find a cuter child in the tristate area, Mr. and Mrs. Klurb. 226 00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,541 That's a promise. 227 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,458 [chairs clunking noisily] 228 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:03,333 [mutters] Here's the deal, friend. 229 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:08,125 [sputters] We've reconsidered, actually, based on circumstances, 230 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:11,708 and, uh, you know, adopting this kid over here, you know, 231 00:11:11,791 --> 00:11:13,875 that's gonna be a no-go for us. 232 00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:16,708 Yeah, we've seen on the news how certain parts of town 233 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:20,208 are still finding high levels of liquid hot dog meat in their pipes. 234 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:24,666 And then we seen your kids here drinking that toxic meat water. 235 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:28,458 Breaks my heart to say it, but we just don't have the money 236 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:31,083 to care for a contaminated child. 237 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,875 [melancholy music plays] 238 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:38,083 We've decided to take our business to another orphanage. 239 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,375 Sorry, bucko. [clicks tongue] 240 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:45,208 [sighs] It's okay, Bubsy, those folks don't know what they're talking about. 241 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:48,416 We'll find you a family yet, I guarantee it. 242 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,875 [sobbing] 243 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,416 [sniffling] 244 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,708 I'm never gonna get adopted, Beesh. 245 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,166 Yes, you are. 246 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,291 You just have to have hope. 247 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,708 I mean, my dream is to see my parents again. 248 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:10,791 Even though I know they're coming back for me, 249 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,791 it's still hard to wait. 250 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:17,958 But some incredible family is gonna find you so soon. 251 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,333 I can feel it. 252 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:22,833 And until that happens, I got your back. 253 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,375 And your nose. 254 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:27,041 -And your intestines! -[giggles] 255 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:31,333 You always have everyone's back, Beesh. And their nose, and their intestines. 256 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,458 I try. 257 00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,500 But who takes care of you? 258 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,333 I don't need anyone to take care of me. 259 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,333 I'm 12. Almost. 260 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,083 So, yeah. I'm fine. 261 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,833 [sentimental music playing] 262 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,833 But you're not fine. 263 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,666 And this city isn't fine. I just… 264 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:54,541 I want people to not be so terrible to each other all the time. 265 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,875 So you know what? 266 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,291 I'm not gonna sit here and wait around 267 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,083 for someone else to make the world less cruel. Uh-uh. 268 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,166 I'm gonna go out there and follow clues 269 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,791 and find whoever put the meat in that water tower. 270 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,958 And I am going to bring those jerks to justice. 271 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:12,083 -[truck horn blaring] -[Mr. Twit] Will you shut up?! 272 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,625 We're trying to be quiet here! 273 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:18,250 How am I supposed to steal these chemical loos 274 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,958 with all that honking, you baby diaper? 275 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,791 -[straining] -[honking continues] 276 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,666 -[Mrs. Twit chuckles] -[growls] 277 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,291 -[yells in frustration] -[cackling] 278 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:32,791 Aren't those the people from the Twitlandia ad, Beesh? 279 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,791 That's gotta be who did it. 280 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:38,583 Looks like you're gonna get to go to Twitlandia after all. Come on. 281 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,708 Whoo-hoo! [chuckles happily] 282 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:41,666 [squawks] 283 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:44,708 [Bubsy] I know we're trying to capture criminals, Beesh, 284 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,625 but I still wanna go on a roller coaster. 285 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,875 There it is. There's the truck. 286 00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:51,333 [ominous music plays] 287 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,166 How have the police not figured this out? 288 00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,583 [music intensifies] 289 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,291 [shudders] 290 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,291 Beesha? 291 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,541 We'll be fine. 292 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,666 Come on. 293 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,208 -[eerie music plays] -[crows cawing] 294 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,041 [wind gusting] 295 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,333 -[chimes tinkling] -[Bubsy gasps softly] 296 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,958 Twitlandia looked way nicer in the commercial. 297 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,416 Yeah. 298 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,375 It looks like a place where children go to be murdered. 299 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,166 But, hey, you can't judge a book by its cover. 300 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,875 Wait there. I got this. 301 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,125 [breathes deeply] 302 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:54,750 [doorbell rings] 303 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,583 [door creaks] 304 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,666 -[Mrs. Twit] What do you want?! -[screams] 305 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,583 Uh… Uh… Um… 306 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,791 Hi. Hello, ma'am. And sir. 307 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:06,958 [Mr. Twit growls] 308 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,458 What are you doing here? 309 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,916 Oh! [chuckles] 310 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,125 What we are… 311 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:12,500 [in low voice] …doing here… 312 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:16,791 [normally] …is what I'm about to tell you, which is that… 313 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,625 we are here to visit Twitlandia? 314 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,500 -[gasps] Oh! -[both chuckle] 315 00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:25,458 Those stupid little dunces must not have heard 316 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:30,041 about all the terrible health code violations that got us shut down. 317 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,250 We are back in business, woman. 318 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,333 Come along, youngsters. 319 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,166 The fun park's out back. 320 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:42,166 You know, I couldn't help but notice that gigantic meat truck parked out front, 321 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,125 and I was wondering if-- What the…? 322 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,708 [straining] 323 00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:47,875 What is this? 324 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,333 Ha! That's Hugtight Sticky Glue. 325 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,458 Best glue on the market for capturing birds. 326 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:54,791 [squawking] 327 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:55,916 [growls] 328 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,625 Why would anyone wanna capture birds? 329 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,583 -To make bird pie, obviously. -[grunts] 330 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,291 -[softly] Idiot. -[grunts] 331 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,541 [Mr. Twit] But you didn't come to Twitlandia 332 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,708 to hear my rotten turnip of a wife call you an idiot. 333 00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,458 You came to give us your money! 334 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:14,083 The Celebrity Diamond Platinum Pass. That's the one you're gonna want. 335 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,916 That gives you access to all the best attractions. 336 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,666 Your Tilt-A-Potty, your Pirate's Booty, the finest entertainments 337 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,750 in the Credenza Twit Memorial Concert Hall! 338 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:28,083 That package starts at just $8,500. 339 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,291 I have, like, three bucks. 340 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,333 And I have some baby carrots 341 00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,500 and a dirty Band-Aid. 342 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,083 [grunts] 343 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,541 [munching] Mm. 344 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,916 Only thing that'll get you is a frolic about in the bouncy pit. 345 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 -[flies buzzing] -[Beesha] Wow! 346 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:51,375 As fun and sanitary as a hole filled with soiled mattresses looks, 347 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,000 I was really interested in hearing the story 348 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,458 behind that gigantic meat truck out front. 349 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,500 Oh, that meat truck? We stole it. 350 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,583 -[mysterious music plays] -Excuse me? 351 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,958 Why? You just rip a greasy fart? 352 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:07,750 [hesitantly] No. I didn't rip a greasy fart. 353 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:11,208 Uh, I just thought I heard you say you stole that meat truck? 354 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,250 We did. 355 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:16,166 Then we put the meat in a water tower and blew the lot of it up. 356 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,458 [imitates explosion] 357 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:21,666 [both laughing, exclaiming excitedly] 358 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,625 But it's not our fault. 359 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:27,708 We done it to get revenge on this crummy town. 360 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:28,708 Wow! 361 00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,416 You just said all of those things to us. 362 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,541 [chuckles nervously] Delightful. 363 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,833 Um, we have to be going now. 364 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,250 But we haven't gone on any of the rides. 365 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,541 [screams] 366 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,458 [door creaks] 367 00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,125 -[pops] -[liquid sloshing] 368 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,041 Next time. 369 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,333 [chuckles nervously] 370 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:47,791 Hey! Be sure and tell your friends. 371 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,791 But only the ones with more money than you've got! 372 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,791 [liquid sloshes] 373 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,916 [Beesha] Come on. I think that's the way out. 374 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,541 [animals chittering, whimpering] 375 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,333 There's nothing to be scared of. 376 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,291 -[bars clank] -[Beesha gasps] 377 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,541 [animals chittering, growling] 378 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,625 Beesh? 379 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,333 [mysterious music playing] 380 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:11,500 What kind of animals are those? 381 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,500 [music swells] 382 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,541 [animals chittering] 383 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,500 Those poor creatures look so sad. 384 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,666 -[gentle music playing] -[chitters] 385 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,833 What do you think they're saying? 386 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,708 [animals grunting, chittering] 387 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,541 [chittering impatiently] 388 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,541 [Beesha grunts softly, sighs] 389 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,291 -[female animal] Please help us. -[male] Help! 390 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,208 [gasps] 391 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,000 Those evil monsters are holding us against our will. 392 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,208 If there is anything that you can do, we would be so, so grateful. 393 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:52,125 I do not like this stinky old cage. 394 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,583 [mother flea] In rare cases… 395 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,500 Beesh? 396 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:57,333 …very sensitive children with deep empathy… 397 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,291 Are you…? 398 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,666 …have been known to understand animals. 399 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:01,833 Yes! Yes, yes! 400 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:05,041 Wait, can you kids understand what I'm saying? 401 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,958 Are you hearing us? 402 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:07,958 [both] Yes! 403 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,000 -Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! -[gasps] 404 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,500 I think I'm gonna pass out! Or maybe barf? 405 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,083 Oh yeah, definitely gonna glorvin up a florbnorble. 406 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:19,958 Do not glorvin out another florbnorble, Marty. 407 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,666 Just breathe and say hello to them. 408 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,541 -Hello! -Don't shout. They're right there. 409 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,708 I'm sorry, he's overwhelmed right now. 410 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,625 We all are, 'cause just, wow, wow, wow! 411 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:35,666 [laughs] It's okay. I can't believe it either. 412 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,916 My name is Beesha, and this is my friend Bubsy. 413 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,625 I'm Mandy Muggle-Wump, and my mama is Mary Muggle-Wump, 414 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,791 and my papa is Marty Muggle-Wump. 415 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,875 You can call me Big Daddy if you want. 416 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:50,125 Don't ask them to call you that, Marty. Oh, good Lord. 417 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,875 [giggles] You Muggle-Wumps are funny. 418 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:57,666 I have a question, and that question is, do you kids know how to open up cages? 419 00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,500 We've been stuck in this thing for years. 420 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:03,333 There's a key to the lock somewhere in that house. 421 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:05,916 [sighs] If there's any way you could find it? 422 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,916 Of course. We'll find the key and get you outta there. 423 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,416 I promise. 424 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,416 You should get outta here right now. 425 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,625 [Beesha] What? Why? 426 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,333 -[Bubsy] What are you-- -[Mrs. Twit] Get away from there! 427 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,583 Them things is the brown jewel of Twitlandia. 428 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,291 We stole them from Loompaland. 429 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,625 [snapping fingers] And you lot, get back to crying. 430 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:27,208 -[Muggle-Wumps whimpering] -[mysterious music plays] 431 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,125 [Bubsy] What are you doing to them? 432 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,916 [Mrs. Twit] They cry magical tears when they go upside down, 433 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,208 and them magical tears is the power source 434 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,083 that keeps Twitlandia running. 435 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,458 [machine belches] 436 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:41,000 -We don't got no city power out here. -I know what you're thinking. 437 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:44,666 [imitates sobbing] "They're gonna get the Dreaded Shrinks." 438 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:49,583 No, because we only make them stay on their heads for one hour at a time. 439 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,875 What are the Dreaded Shrinks? 440 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,166 What do you got, butt cheeks for brains? 441 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:58,541 The Dreaded Shrinks is what happens when you stand on your head too long. 442 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,375 We don't need their heads to shrink into their necks, 443 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:05,208 their necks to shrink into their bodies, bodies to shrink into their legs, 444 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:08,000 till all that's left is a big puddle of nothing. 445 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,041 [Mary grunts] 446 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,708 You people are evil. 447 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,250 Yeah, well, you're evil. 448 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,083 You two walk away now, 449 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:20,041 or else my gorgeous wife will put you in a sumptuous pie 450 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,875 and cook you for our supper! 451 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,416 We'll be back. 452 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,666 Beat it! 453 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,125 [ominous music plays] 454 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,041 Wait, Beesh, wait! 455 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,166 [intriguing music plays] 456 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,041 What are we gonna do about those poor Muggle-Wumps? 457 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,291 Free them when the Twits get arrested. 458 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,375 What do you mean? How? 459 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,291 [Beesha] Hmm… 460 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,291 I might have recorded every word they said. 461 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,458 What? 462 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,375 [dramatic theme music plays] 463 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,958 I'm Beverly Onion, reporting live with breaking news. 464 00:21:57,041 --> 00:22:00,125 I'm here with local orphan child, Beesha Balti, 465 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,958 who brought us stunning footage 466 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:06,125 that promises to solve a big Triperot mystery. 467 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,333 Beesha? 468 00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,166 Yes, so, um, Miss Onion, 469 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,041 the Triperot Home for Children, which is where I live, 470 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:16,291 is still contaminated with meat water, and no one was doing anything about it, 471 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,708 and my best friend, Bubsy Mulch, was about-- 472 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:19,958 Good job, Beesha. 473 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:23,666 Let's take a look at her shocking hidden-camera footage. 474 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,166 [intriguing sting] 475 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,291 Oh, that meat truck? We stole it. 476 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,083 -[Beesha] Excuse me? -Why? 477 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,333 -You just rip a greasy fart? -[Beesha] No… 478 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,375 Woman! We're on the telly! 479 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,458 [crow squawks] 480 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,875 We did, then we put the meat in a water tower 481 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,375 and blew the lot of it up! 482 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,583 -[imitates explosion] -[both cackling] 483 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,208 As you can see, the Twits freely admit 484 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:50,708 that they committed this savage, sausagey assault. 485 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:53,166 Oh! I look so perspirational! 486 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,708 -♪ And I sound like a genius ♪ -Ooh! Uh-oh! 487 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,583 ♪ A proper, proper genius ♪ 488 00:22:57,666 --> 00:23:01,541 ♪ And all the world shall worship me 'Cause I'm a precious genius ♪ 489 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,916 -♪ Spelled J-E-N-U-A-S ♪ -[pounding at door] 490 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,958 [squeals] They're already coming to give me my own TV show. 491 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:09,250 It's finally happening for us, woman! 492 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,791 [grunts] 493 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,458 [exciting music playing] 494 00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:13,875 [ethereal music plays] 495 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:14,958 Come on, baby. 496 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,291 -This is what you paid to see. -Ta-da! 497 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,666 [both grunt] 498 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,708 What do you think you're do-- 499 00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:21,750 [screams] 500 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:22,875 Why? 501 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:25,583 -Do you know who I am? -[grunts] 502 00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,291 I'm an important celebrity. 503 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,375 I am a genius! 504 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,958 Credenza S. Twit and James T. Twit, 505 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,458 you are under arrest for deliberately and maliciously 506 00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:37,000 flooding Triperot with liquid hot dog meat. 507 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:42,041 Mr. and Mrs. Twit, do you have anything to say to the citizens of Triperot? 508 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,916 Yeah, I got something to say. 509 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,166 If you people had supported Twitlandia, 510 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:51,375 then everyone in this stupid town would've had all their dreams come true! 511 00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:54,583 Triperot could've been the fun capital of the world again. 512 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,166 And all y'all would've been living in the lamp of luxury. 513 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,375 [grunts] You blew it, Triperot! 514 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:01,666 You blew it! 515 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,708 The city should never have shut down Twitlandia! 516 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,875 [Mrs. Twit] It's the world's only gosh-dang amusement park! 517 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,166 Don't you hear me? 518 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,125 This is your fault, Mayor John-John! 519 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,458 Stop pushing me! 520 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,250 Did Mrs. Muggle-Wump say where they keep the key? 521 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:19,708 Uh-uh. I think we're just gonna have to look everywhere. 522 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,791 [lights buzzing, crackling] 523 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,916 [Bubsy] It's creepy in here. 524 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,666 And it smells. 525 00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:30,458 Do either of those things surprise you? 526 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:31,666 No, not really. 527 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,125 [music box playing pleasant melody] 528 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,250 [whispering] Are these poor animals dead? 529 00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:52,958 [Beesha] Yeah. 530 00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:55,041 They've all been taxidermied. 531 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:11,083 [music box song slowing, distorting] 532 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,875 -[croaks] -[both scream] 533 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:22,583 [speaking gibberish] 534 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,500 The heck? 535 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,833 [speaking gibberish] 536 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,916 -[toad grunting] -It sounds like it's talking backwards. 537 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,708 Or maybe French? 538 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,875 If you lick my toes, opposite your life goes. 539 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,166 Okay. 540 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,833 [speaking gibberish] 541 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,083 Here, um, I think maybe… 542 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,375 I'm a Sweet-Toed Opposite Toad, 543 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:50,791 and if you lick my toes, opposite your life will go. 544 00:25:50,875 --> 00:25:53,708 I've never met a sweet-toed toad before. 545 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:56,000 [chuckling] Oh! I'm from Loompaland. 546 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,625 I came here with my friends, the Muggle-Wumps. 547 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:03,000 We know the Muggle-Wumps. We're gonna get them outta their cage. 548 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,666 Huh! Please free me too! 549 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:08,583 Mrs. Twit tried to turn me into taxidermy. 550 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:11,875 [mutters] I've been stuck in this room ever since. 551 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:15,458 And no one in here will lick my toes. 552 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:17,291 Of course we'll set you free. 553 00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:20,250 [croaking excitedly, speaking gibberish] 554 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:24,208 You wouldn't happen to know where the key to the Muggle-Wumps' cage is, would you? 555 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,000 Unfortunately, I don't. 556 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,041 That's okay. There are lots of things I don't know too. 557 00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:34,000 Like, why don't baby carrots have to wear diapers? 558 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,833 We've talked about this, Bubs. They don't have butts. 559 00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:39,916 -We'll let you out the front door. -[croaking excitedly] 560 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,083 [chuckling] 561 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,291 [grunting] 562 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:46,458 [Mr. Twit grunts] 563 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:49,458 -[Mrs. Twit screams] -[groans] 564 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,291 [laughs] 565 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,208 [officer] Twits, you made bail. 566 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:56,375 [Mr. Twit] I can't think who'd pay our bail. 567 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:58,000 You're the only person I know. 568 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,625 And I don't like you enough to bail you out. 569 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,416 [Mr. Twit yelps, groans] 570 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,583 -[man] There they are. -[woman] They're the ones on TV. 571 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:09,416 Mr. and Mrs. Twit, you're our only hope! Love ya! [chuckles] 572 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,041 -[marimba playing] -Huh? 573 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:12,750 What? 574 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,666 [playing mellow melody] 575 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,791 [mother flea] You're probably confused. 576 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,291 I am confused. 577 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,916 That's why I said, "You're probably confused." 578 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Oh. 579 00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,375 The Twits were too, 580 00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:27,666 but if I told you just a little bit about the city where they live, 581 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,458 I think it'd make more sense. 582 00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:33,458 Triperot was once a popular vacation destination, 583 00:27:33,541 --> 00:27:36,583 known as the fun capital of the world. 584 00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:41,083 But when Tripe Lake dried up, the tourists stopped visiting. 585 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,583 Businesses closed. 586 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:46,750 People lost their jobs, their money, their way of life. 587 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,291 Desperate and down on their luck, 588 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:53,208 many of them were ready to believe anyone who might offer salvation. 589 00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:56,166 -Hey, Dorcas! Supper's ready! -[Dorcas humming] 590 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,291 -Ah! -[shatters] 591 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:01,791 -[morose music plays] -Oh, Dorcas. That was our last jar of ham. 592 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,083 Sorry, Mom. 593 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,166 It's all right, hon. Wasn't your fault. 594 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,375 Money's real tight is all, honey. 595 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:09,500 [Mr. Twit] If you people supported Twitlandia, 596 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:15,000 then everyone in this stupid town would've had all their dreams come true! 597 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:18,291 Triperot could've been the fun capital of the world again, 598 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,708 and all y'all would've been living in the lamp of luxury. 599 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,000 -[grunts] -[Mr. Twit] The city should never have… 600 00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:26,958 [mother flea] When you very much want something to be true… 601 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:27,875 -Huh. -[woman] Hmm. 602 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:31,583 …it's very easy to convince yourself that it is. 603 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,458 Hi there, Mr. and Mrs. Twit. Name's Dee Dumdie-Dungle. 604 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:37,333 -My bridegroom here-- -Horvis Dungle! [chuckles] 605 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,916 Yeah, that's your name, hon. 606 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,916 He seems to think Twitlandia could make Triperot 607 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,833 the fun capital of the world again. 608 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:46,833 And I'm like, "Hmm…" 609 00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:49,000 Yeah, she's always like, "Hmm…" 610 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,083 Uh, but I'm more like, "Hmm!" 611 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,958 So anyhow, uh, we called a few of our friends 612 00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,458 to help bail you guys out. 613 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,833 -[clicks tongue] -[Dee] Yeah. 614 00:28:56,916 --> 00:29:00,333 Because if Twitlandia is for real, boy, we all want in. 615 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,791 I also want in, also as well. 616 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,416 You hear that? 617 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,333 -I do. -[both chuckle] 618 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:09,916 I'd say it's high time we start making some promises 619 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,083 we have no intention of keeping. 620 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:13,875 [both chuckle deviously] 621 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:16,375 Yes, my friends, it's true. 622 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:19,708 If we reopen Twitlandia, tourism will return, 623 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:22,916 Triperot will be the fun capital of the world again, 624 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,416 and all the city's problems will be solved. 625 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:30,541 But none of that can happen without one little thing. 626 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:31,666 Your money. 627 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:36,000 And that is why we've got a honey of a deal for you. 628 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:39,125 If you invest just $1,000, 629 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:42,416 we guarantee you $1 billion 630 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,000 when the park opens. 631 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,208 Holy smokes. 632 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:46,666 That's a great deal. 633 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,583 Yeah, we can just dip into Dorcas's college fund. 634 00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:53,583 Uh, Mom, Dad, a moment of your time. 635 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,708 This seems like an obvious lie. 636 00:29:56,791 --> 00:30:00,250 Oh, Dorcas, you're just too young to understand 637 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,625 that the Twits are going to make all of our dreams come true! 638 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,541 Oh, thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Twit! 639 00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,916 -A billion to you! -[Horvis] I want a billion! 640 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,833 -A billion for you! Billion! Billion! -[Horvis] Whoo-hoo! 641 00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:15,541 [Mr. Twit] Our Twitlandia dream is gonna come true. 642 00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:18,333 [Mrs. Twit] They love me. They really love me. 643 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,541 -Let me get that for you, lass. -Ooh! 644 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,375 [grunts] Whoa! 645 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,791 [doors creak] 646 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,875 [ominous music plays] 647 00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,416 [bubbling sounds] 648 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,750 Ugh. What is it with these people and toilets? 649 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,916 Maybe they have small bladders 650 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,875 and have to go in the middle of the night sometimes. 651 00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:43,833 Huh. 652 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,416 -[TVs buzz] -[romantic doo-wop music plays] 653 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,833 [flames crackle] 654 00:30:49,666 --> 00:30:50,583 [Mrs. Twit] Yoo-hoo! 655 00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:54,000 Our big celebration supper's almost ready, Jimmy. 656 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:55,166 [Mr. Twit grunts] 657 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,083 Mm! [slurps] 658 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:05,125 It's a special new kind of spaghetti for my special guy. 659 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,166 Eat it up now while it's nice and hot. 660 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:09,583 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 661 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,833 [Mr. Twit munching, grunting] 662 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,708 Yeah, it-- it's squishy 663 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:21,000 with a-- with a hint of distinctly bitter flavor. 664 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:24,083 You wanna know why your spaghetti's squishy? 665 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:25,916 Why? 666 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,166 And why it has a bitter taste? 667 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,083 [hesitantly] Why? 668 00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:33,541 Because it's worms! You're eating worms! 669 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,166 -[Mrs. Twit screams] -[dramatic music plays] 670 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,166 [music fades] 671 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,625 [nervously] Okay. 672 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:45,250 If I were a key, I'd hide under a pillow, maybe? 673 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:49,666 Voice Changer 30,000? What's this… 674 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:52,708 [in man's voice] …thing do? Whoa, that's really weird. 675 00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:53,666 [giggles] 676 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,458 -[Mrs. Twit screaming] -[growls] 677 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,583 [romantic doo-wop music continues] 678 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:08,708 [Mrs. Twit] Mm. 679 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,666 [Mr. Twit] Mm. 680 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:13,125 [both grunt] 681 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,208 -[gasps] -[clattering] 682 00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:15,583 Was that the Twits? 683 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,708 It can't be. They've gotta be in jail by now. 684 00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:19,958 [groans] It's… 685 00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:22,166 -It's been a long day. -[back cracks] 686 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:23,958 -[Mr. Twit groans] -I'm tired. 687 00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,166 Let's just… [slurps] …go to bed. 688 00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:28,166 [ominous sting] 689 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,708 What the…? What's happening? 690 00:32:30,791 --> 00:32:31,625 [bellows] 691 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,541 -[mechanism clicking] -Oh no! Oh no! 692 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,416 -[woman singing opera] -[squeaking] 693 00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:37,291 [mechanism clacks] 694 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,666 [machine whistling shrilly] 695 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,041 This is not good. 696 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:43,083 They are home, 697 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:45,916 and now they're gonna put us in a pie and eat us. 698 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 [carnivalesque music plays] 699 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:53,958 [wood groaning] 700 00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:57,666 [pleasant jazz music plays] 701 00:32:58,625 --> 00:32:59,750 -Beesh. -Duck! 702 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:01,666 -[mechanism accelerating] -[gasps] 703 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:02,708 [music fades] 704 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:04,791 [screams] 705 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:06,500 [mechanism powers down] 706 00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:10,791 We're fine, Bubs. We're fine. We're okay. 707 00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:13,791 -[screaming] -[mechanism accelerating] 708 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:14,916 [sounds fade] 709 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,208 [both scream] 710 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:17,875 -[gas hissing] -[both scream] 711 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,875 -[both scream] -[squeaking] 712 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,958 -[screaming] -[mechanism rattling] 713 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,500 -[Bubsy grunts] -[gasps] 714 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:24,916 -[air hisses] -[both gasp] 715 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,625 -[chains rattling] -[wood groaning] 716 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:34,875 -[both yawning] -[backs cracking] 717 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:36,000 [gasps] 718 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:37,625 [mysterious music playing] 719 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,125 -[thud] -[gasps] 720 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:42,666 [Mr. Twit farts] 721 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,125 [Bubsy chuckles softly] 722 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:46,750 [fart continues] 723 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,833 -[mysterious music continues] -[sighs] 724 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,958 -[belches] -Ugh. 725 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:56,041 [belch continues] 726 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,958 [gags, sighs] 727 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,083 [gasps] 728 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,375 The key. 729 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,916 [Mr. Twit snores, snorts] 730 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,875 [Mrs. Twit snores, snorts] 731 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:09,333 -[muttering] -[snoring] 732 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,625 It's in his beard. 733 00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,625 [intriguing music plays] 734 00:34:15,708 --> 00:34:17,500 [Mr. Twit snoring] 735 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,125 Ew. 736 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:24,500 -[Mr. Twit snoring] -[Mrs. Twit muttering, wheezing] 737 00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,166 [gasps] 738 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:31,291 -[snoring wetly] -Blech. 739 00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,083 ["Reveille" plays] 740 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,458 -What are you doing, woman?! -[kids gasp] 741 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:39,416 -[grunts] Come on. Let's go. -[wails] 742 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,458 [music changing rapidly] 743 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,250 -Hey, what-- -It's them kids. 744 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,375 Go, go, go! 745 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,500 [Mr. Twit growls] 746 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:47,541 -[thud] -Oh! 747 00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:50,500 -We got the key! -[Muggle-Wumps gasp] 748 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,125 We got the key! 749 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,791 -Oh my gosh, really? -No way! 750 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:55,708 You guys are my heroes! 751 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:57,166 Come on. Come on. 752 00:34:57,250 --> 00:35:00,625 I'm gonna put you kids in a pie and cook you both for supper! 753 00:35:00,708 --> 00:35:02,250 Go. You gotta get out of here. 754 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,000 No way. We're getting you out. 755 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:06,958 -You can't get us out if you're in a pie. -Hurry, Beesh! 756 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:10,458 -[Marty] Go. Don't let them catch you. -[Mary] Those monsters will kill you. 757 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,708 -[Marty] Don't say "kill." It's negative. -Come on, Beesh. Hurry. 758 00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:16,041 -[Marty] Save yourselves. -[Bubsy] Hurry! 759 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,375 -Go! -[Mrs. Twit yells] 760 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,291 [Beesha] Come on! Come on! 761 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:21,375 [exciting music playing] 762 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,375 -[grunts] -[Mrs. Twit] Ha! 763 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,666 -Gotcha. -Help! 764 00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:30,583 [chittering in slow-motion] 765 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,750 -[screams] -[Mary grunting] 766 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,375 -[Mrs. Twit groans] -[chittering] 767 00:35:34,458 --> 00:35:35,708 [grunting] 768 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:38,250 -[strikes landing] -[both grunting] 769 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:39,708 -[gasps] -Hey, Mary. 770 00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,458 I feel like that's pretty good. 771 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:43,500 -[strikes and grunts continue] -Oh. 772 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,625 [Marty] Okay, yeah, one more. Just one more. 773 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,083 -[Mr. Twit yells] -[groans] 774 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:48,416 [Beesha] Come on, let's go! 775 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,791 -[exciting music plays] -[Mr. Twit screams] 776 00:35:50,875 --> 00:35:52,375 [both growl] 777 00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:53,791 Come on! Come on! 778 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,500 [croaking] 779 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,083 [screaming] 780 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,500 -[grunts] -[croaking] 781 00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:03,583 [Mr. Twit] They're stealing our stolen Muggle-Wumps! 782 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,041 [music fades] 783 00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:10,083 ["Rainbows Are Back in Style" by Dean Martin plays] 784 00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:15,750 -♪ Rainbows are gettin' back in style ♪ -[singing along hoarsely] 785 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,250 -[Bubsy screaming] -Cripes! 786 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,458 Hi, Mr. Napkin. Everything's fine. 787 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:24,541 Whatever you do, do not open the door for the Twits. 788 00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:27,416 You got it, Beesha. Don't open the door for the Twits. 789 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,833 [pounding at door] 790 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,958 Welcome to the Triperot Home for Children. 791 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,416 What can I do you for? 792 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,833 Where are they? 793 00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,083 Where are who? 794 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,125 Are you trying to be funny? 795 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,375 No, I doubt it. 796 00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:44,250 My mom always told me I was a uniquely humorless child. 797 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,333 Anyhow, I'm Burl Napkin. 798 00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:47,375 [grunts] 799 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:51,291 And whatever it is you need, I'm sure we can fellowship about it 800 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,791 like reasonable adults over a hot beef loaf 801 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,458 and some spray cheese. 802 00:36:55,541 --> 00:36:58,208 -[gasps, pants] -[tense music plays] 803 00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:01,666 Beesha, he let them in, and he offered them cheese! 804 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,666 We're all gonna die! 805 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,125 -[all gasp] -No one's gonna die, Harold. 806 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:07,416 Just nobody panic. 807 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,750 [child] But Harold told us to panic. 808 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,833 -Tuna, Harold, get the blocks. -Huh? 809 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:14,166 Everybody else, cardboard and crayons now. 810 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,375 [Tuna] You got it. 811 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:16,500 [music ends] 812 00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:17,541 [clock ticking] 813 00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:21,875 [groans uncertainly] 814 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,250 Oh, boy. 815 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:32,666 Uh, so, um, what exactly can I help you with, Mr. and Mrs. Twit? 816 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,125 Your no-good children stole our Muggle-Wumps. 817 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:37,125 Sorry, my who stole your what? 818 00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:41,083 The creatures whose tears are the power source for our fun park. 819 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:44,291 You know we can't run Twitlandia without the Muggle-Wumps. 820 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:47,458 Yeah, see, I'm hearing words come out of your mouth, 821 00:37:47,541 --> 00:37:50,791 but I'm not comprehending their-- their meaning. 822 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:55,125 If you won't hand over our Muggle-Wumps, you're gonna have to pay us. 823 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:59,125 Those animals is worth $1 billion. 824 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:02,250 Oh, I'm a bit cash poor at the moment. 825 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,958 Um, my investments are primarily emotional. 826 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,916 In that case, give us some of your possessions. 827 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,166 We'll take, mm, 828 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:14,125 the shoes, the shirt, the slacks, and… the watch. 829 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:17,208 But this watch belonged to my late father. 830 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:21,375 If he was late, it mustn't have been a very good watch. 831 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:22,375 Come on. 832 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,708 Don't come back, or we'll take the briefs. 833 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,458 Hey! And the sock! 834 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,875 Well, glad I decided to put on briefs this morning. 835 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:35,000 ♪ Rainbows are coming back in-- ♪ 836 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:36,083 [car horn honks] 837 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:38,000 Oh, right back at you. Toot-toot! 838 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,875 -[man] Get a job! -Oh, jeez. 839 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,000 Mr. Napkin got tricked out of his pants again! 840 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:47,250 Of course he did. Come on, everyone. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 841 00:38:47,333 --> 00:38:48,833 [dramatic opera music plays] 842 00:38:48,916 --> 00:38:50,833 [clanking loudly] 843 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,333 [growling] 844 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,750 Okay. Okay. 845 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,791 [Mr. Twit pants, grunts] 846 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,875 [Mrs. Twit panting] 847 00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:01,166 -[Tuna] Hurry, Harold. -Let's go! Come on! 848 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,291 -[suspenseful music playing] -[Harold groans] 849 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,416 [dramatic opera music continues] 850 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,625 [Mr. Twit groans] 851 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,208 -[both panting, groaning] -[croaks] 852 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,875 [speaking gibberish] 853 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,166 Action positions now! 854 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,833 -[suspenseful music plays] -[whimpering] 855 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,416 [grunting] 856 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,291 [music swells, ends] 857 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:26,458 [Mr. Twit] Go on. That burning sensation in your chest… 858 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:27,375 [gasps loudly] 859 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,291 …is natural. 860 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:32,750 -Okay, you brats. We want what's ours. -Thank goodness you're here. 861 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:36,500 -They went right through that door. -They're sneaky little critters. 862 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,833 -Ooh! -Move it! What are you waiting for? 863 00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,250 [dramatic music plays] 864 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,750 -[music ends] -[both gasp, scream] 865 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,541 [screaming] 866 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:47,375 [screaming in slow-motion] 867 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,416 [grunting in slow-motion] 868 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,250 [both grunt] 869 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,125 Gotta admit… 870 00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:01,041 [sighs] …that trick was pretty brilliant. 871 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,291 And professional. 872 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:03,375 [Bubsy] Ouch! 873 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:05,666 Are you okay? 874 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,708 You little sneaks! 875 00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:09,625 [gasps] I gotta lock the door. 876 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,375 [suspenseful music plays] 877 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:13,541 [Mr. Twit growls] 878 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:16,916 -[music stops] -[all grunt] 879 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,833 [groans] Sorry about that. That's on me. 880 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,125 [Twits groan] 881 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,083 Here I go again, bumbling Burl. 882 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,500 -[panting] -[suspenseful music resumes] 883 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,125 [grunts] 884 00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:29,583 -[music swells] -[growls] 885 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:30,500 [music ends] 886 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:32,666 -[pounding on door] -[grunting] 887 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,666 [pounding and grunting continue] 888 00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:37,333 [sighs] 889 00:40:37,916 --> 00:40:39,375 [gentle knock at door] 890 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:43,708 [Mrs. Twit] Hey, little girl. Little girl? 891 00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:45,791 Mm, you're good. 892 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:47,625 You're very good. 893 00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:50,583 You tricked us with your hidden camera. Got us locked up. 894 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,625 Then stole our stolen Muggle-Wumps. 895 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:55,166 [Mr. Twit] Then you tricked us with that pretend door. 896 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:59,375 [Mrs. Twit] You are a Twit in the making, is what you are. 897 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,708 Really? 898 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,291 [Mr. Twit] Yeah, which is why we have a very special offer for you. 899 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,375 It's on the up and up. No tricks. 900 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,583 We're backing away. See? 901 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,208 [footsteps departing] 902 00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,125 [tense music plays] 903 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,291 Don't even think about trusting them. 904 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,958 I won't. I got this. 905 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,041 I'm fine. 906 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:23,458 -[ominous music plays] -So, what's this special offer? Hmm? 907 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:27,166 We would like to adapt you. 908 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:28,750 [music fades] 909 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:30,708 To "adapt" me? 910 00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:34,625 Yeah, you know, make you our very own precious little baby daughter child. 911 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:37,708 All you gotta do is give us back the Muggle-Wumps. 912 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:42,791 Then we can open up our fun park, become a happy family, the whole deal. 913 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:43,875 Huh? 914 00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,041 Yeah… 915 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:47,083 No. 916 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:48,833 [Mr. Twit gasps] 917 00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:52,291 Hey, a kid like you ought to be glad someone wants you, 918 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:56,250 after being dumped here like a plate of moldy leftovers. 919 00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:02,166 [melancholy string music plays] 920 00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:06,958 [Beesha] I wasn't dumped here. My parents are coming back for me. 921 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,625 [both cackling] 922 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,791 She thinks they're coming back! 923 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,583 That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages! 924 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:21,125 Thing is, kid, I was abandoned at the circus by my deadbeat parents. 925 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:25,125 And mine abandoned me at a bowling alley. 926 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:29,333 -[eerie music playing] -So you see, you really is just like us. 927 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:33,000 Only smaller and less intelligent. 928 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:36,000 -I will never be like you. -[Mrs. Twit] Oh… 929 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:40,250 I am never giving up the Muggle-Wumps, and this orphanage is owned by Triperot. 930 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,958 So unless you're the stinking mayor, 931 00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:45,416 I suggest you keep out! 932 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,708 [Twits scream] 933 00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,750 [Twits panting, groaning] 934 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:53,750 [Twits scream] 935 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:57,916 [Mary] Here she is, the greatest dancer in the history of Loompaland, 936 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,083 Mandy Muggle-Wump! 937 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,000 -[dance music playing] -[all laughing, grunting] 938 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:05,875 [Bubsy giggles] 939 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,666 Our first night of freedom. 940 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,958 I am so snozzing happy, I could just… 941 00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:12,416 Wa-hoo! 942 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,291 [laughs happily] 943 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,333 Yes! 944 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,416 The heck? 945 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,333 Oh, do humans not glow? 946 00:43:20,416 --> 00:43:23,625 I mean, obviously you don't when your tears are being harvested 947 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:26,250 to power an amusement park because, like, duh. 948 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,416 But otherwise, you glow, right? 949 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,083 I don't think I glow. 950 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:32,583 Huh. Well, learn something new every day. 951 00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:33,958 Mama! 952 00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:35,875 [giggles] 953 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,083 Whee! 954 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:44,208 [Tuna] Go, Harold! Go, Harold! 955 00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:52,583 [Beesha sniffles] 956 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:54,833 Don't let the Twits get into your head. 957 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,750 You got us out of that cage, Beesha. 958 00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:58,958 We won. 959 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,541 [all laughing, cheering] 960 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:02,458 [child] Yeah! 961 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:05,583 [Mary] Beesha! We're free! 962 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:07,166 Come on, dance with me! 963 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:09,375 [laughing] We're free! 964 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:14,916 [mother flea] While the children and the Muggle-Wumps celebrated, 965 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 the Twits schemed, 966 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,958 cooking up a trick that, in the coming days, 967 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:23,250 would have truly explosive consequences 968 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:27,250 for the city of Triperot and for our heroes. 969 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:28,500 [dramatic music plays] 970 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,875 -My detractors say I'm soft on crime. -Ooh! 971 00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:32,666 They say I tanked the economy. 972 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:35,375 Well, I say I'm running unopposed. 973 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,083 So when you vote for mayor, 974 00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:40,500 just remember, a vote for John-John is a vote for fun-fun. 975 00:44:40,583 --> 00:44:41,416 [laughs] 976 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,291 -[music ends] -Mary! Get in here right now! 977 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,500 -Please hurry! -[panting] 978 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,458 Look, they've got this window that looks into a world 979 00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:52,833 where a little tiny man gets handed a stick by another man 980 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:54,416 who whacks this white circle. 981 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:58,500 And all these tiny people who live in this little world, they clap. 982 00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,125 Hey, good hit, buddy! 983 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:01,791 That's a game called golf. 984 00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:04,083 Yeah, and this is a TV, Mr. M. 985 00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:07,166 You can change channels and watch all kinds of stuff. 986 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:10,833 -Ooh! -Welcome to the Triperot mayoral debate. 987 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,666 I'm Beverly Onion. 988 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:17,583 In addition to previously unopposed Mayor Wayne John John-John, 989 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:20,666 we have two last-minute additions to the race. 990 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:24,375 -Mrs. Credenza Twit and Mr. Jim Twit. -Ah! 991 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,000 [Onion] The economy, crime… 992 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:28,916 The Twits are running for mayor? 993 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:30,333 [Mandy whimpers] 994 00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:34,875 [retching] Oh boy, that doesn't seem like it's good for anybody. 995 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:37,458 [continues retching] 996 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,583 [gasps] 997 00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,916 -[suspenseful music plays] -[grunting] 998 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,625 [straining] 999 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,125 [squeals excitedly] 1000 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:47,375 [Mandy giggles] 1001 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,291 Whee! 1002 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,666 -[intriguing music playing] -[babbling] 1003 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,583 -What the heck? -My daddy barfs up stress balls sometimes. 1004 00:45:57,125 --> 00:45:58,666 [uncertainly] Okay. 1005 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:01,833 I mean, the scientific term is to glorvin up a florbnorble. 1006 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:05,166 It's something that happens when I… [retches] …get a little anxious. 1007 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,333 Don't worry, Mr. M. 1008 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:09,541 Grown-ups are dumb, but not dumb enough to vote for a Twit. 1009 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:11,625 [Mr. Twit] Thanks for coming to my rebate. 1010 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:15,125 I gotta run to the bathroom. I'll be back in a sec, Bub. 1011 00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,125 [Mr. Twit] I'll be the king of Triperot. 1012 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,458 So I'm gonna speak first, and you're gonna be last to listen. 1013 00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:24,583 Mr. Twit, what will you do if you become mayor of Triperot? 1014 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:28,666 Glad you asked. Let me show you my diarrhea. 1015 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,041 [people gasping] 1016 00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:31,208 Excuse me? 1017 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:34,375 I made a diarrhea, and I wanna show it to you. 1018 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,125 Please don't. 1019 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:38,708 I have this diarrhea. 1020 00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:41,041 -Diorama. -What? 1021 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,375 "I have this diorama." 1022 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,333 That's disgusting, 1023 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:48,541 and a secret best kept between you, your bum, and the toilet. 1024 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,875 [man coughs] 1025 00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:52,958 Now this is a diarrhea 1026 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:55,625 of the world's number-one fun park, Twitlandia. 1027 00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:56,541 [melody playing] 1028 00:46:56,625 --> 00:47:00,458 Mr. Twit just loves to talk about his diarrhea. 1029 00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:02,416 But what he won't talk about 1030 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,583 is how Twitlandia can't reopen without our Muggle-Wumps, 1031 00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:07,666 which were stole by this child. 1032 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:08,583 [people gasp] 1033 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:11,958 When I'm mayor, I'll get them Muggle-Wumps back, 1034 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,750 turn Triperot into the fun capital of the world again, 1035 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:19,958 and make everyone who votes for me a billionaire! 1036 00:47:20,041 --> 00:47:22,333 -[people cheering] -I love you, Mrs. Twit. 1037 00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:24,458 -I love you also as well. -[whimpers] 1038 00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:26,000 People, please. 1039 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,958 Do you really think these so-called Muggle-Wumps 1040 00:47:29,041 --> 00:47:31,625 can make Triperot the fun capital of the world? 1041 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,583 -I don't. -[people murmuring] 1042 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:34,916 In fact, if you ask me, 1043 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,541 there's only one candidate who knows a thing or two about fun-fun, 1044 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,500 and his name is John-John. 1045 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:45,041 Then how come that candidate ain't eaten any of that Triperot cake? 1046 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:46,500 Uh, what? 1047 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,000 Give it here. I'll eat the cake myself, 1048 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:52,208 if only to prove I care more about Triperot than he does. 1049 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,708 [chortling] Oh, please. 1050 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:57,458 These good folks know I live and breathe Triperot. 1051 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,416 [munching] 1052 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:03,291 Now… I eat it too! 1053 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:04,750 [amusing music playing] 1054 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,541 -[John-John retches] -Oh yeah! He's eating the cake! 1055 00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:09,458 He must really love Triperot. 1056 00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:11,375 [John-John] Yum! [chortles] 1057 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,333 [ominous music plays] 1058 00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:14,875 -[stomach grumbles] -[groans] 1059 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,041 -Triperot! Whoo! -[people cheer] 1060 00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:20,333 -Stop this debate! -[people gasp] 1061 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:23,708 -[man] Who's that? -It's that kid who stole the Muggle-Wumps! 1062 00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:25,708 -Boo! -Oh, please don't. 1063 00:48:25,791 --> 00:48:28,583 Actually, I freed the Muggle-Wumps. 1064 00:48:28,666 --> 00:48:32,958 And I am never, ever letting the Twits take them back. 1065 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:34,666 -[Bubsy gasps] -What is she doing? 1066 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:37,833 I thought she was in the bathroom a really long time. 1067 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:38,958 -[retches] -Whee! 1068 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:42,750 See? She admits it. She ain't giving back them Muggle-Wumps 1069 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:45,250 'cause she don't give a care about you people. 1070 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,458 Oh. 1071 00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:50,041 Coming from the people who contaminated Triperot with hot dog meat? 1072 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:56,375 Which we would do again if it would help save this wonderful city. 1073 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:58,000 That doesn't even make sense. 1074 00:48:58,083 --> 00:48:59,875 You don't make sense. 1075 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:01,583 But you know what does? 1076 00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:05,541 -A little of the old razzle-dazzle. -[Mr. Klurb playing marimba] 1077 00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:07,625 [playing slow, mellow melody] 1078 00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:08,750 What the… 1079 00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:10,916 ♪ If we had what she stole ♪ 1080 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,583 Why are you singing? 1081 00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:16,333 ♪ Then the park would be open ♪ 1082 00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:17,416 Huh? 1083 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,750 ♪ We'd all be so happy ♪ 1084 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:20,916 [all] Yeah! 1085 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,166 ♪ But now the whole thing is broken ♪ 1086 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,583 Excuse me? 1087 00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:28,041 ♪ Now, I don't need to tell you ♪ 1088 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,083 -[gurgling] -No. What's happening? 1089 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,416 ♪ We made a promise to everyone ♪ 1090 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,958 Your promises are lies! 1091 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:36,541 ♪ A billion dollars ♪ 1092 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:37,833 That's a good deal. 1093 00:49:37,916 --> 00:49:40,875 [Mr. Twit] ♪ It's not our fault That now it is gone ♪ 1094 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:41,791 [groans] Help. 1095 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:45,958 ♪ So now it seems that there's a problem ♪ 1096 00:49:46,041 --> 00:49:47,291 ♪ Oh my, oh my ♪ 1097 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,291 ♪ Now what should we do? ♪ 1098 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,333 It's not true! 1099 00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:53,541 ♪ The thief is pointing Her finger at us, but… ♪ 1100 00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:54,458 [all] Yeah! 1101 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:59,125 -♪ Oh, the problem is you ♪ -♪ Oh, the problem is you ♪ 1102 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:00,208 ♪ It's you ♪ 1103 00:50:00,291 --> 00:50:01,916 ♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1104 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,416 I don't feel so good. 1105 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,333 ♪ It's you ♪ 1106 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,000 ♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1107 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,250 [all] ♪ It's you ♪ 1108 00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:08,291 ♪ It's you ♪ 1109 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:10,125 ♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1110 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,333 ♪ It's you ♪ 1111 00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:12,750 ♪ It's you ♪ 1112 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,541 ♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1113 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:18,416 -♪ It's you, it's you, it's you, you ♪ -[John-John groaning] 1114 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:21,125 -♪ It's you ♪ -[Horvis] We want Twitlandia! 1115 00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:22,875 Give back the Muggle-Wumps! 1116 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:24,041 [all] ♪ It's you ♪ 1117 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,041 ♪ It's you ♪ 1118 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,958 ♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1119 00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:29,083 -♪ It's you ♪ -[stomach grumbling] 1120 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:31,041 Oh, I feel like something's going on… 1121 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,500 -[groans] -[all] ♪ It's you ♪ 1122 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,250 -♪ It's you, you, you ♪ -[gasping] 1123 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,250 ♪ It's you ♪ 1124 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,208 ♪ It's you ♪ 1125 00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:39,708 -[music swelling] -♪ It's you, you, you ♪ 1126 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:40,666 [music stops] 1127 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:45,125 A vote for John-John is a vote for fun-fun! 1128 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,166 -[screaming] -[fart warbling loudly] 1129 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,666 [fart warbling in slow-motion] 1130 00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,750 -[fart booms] -[grunts] 1131 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:55,666 -[people screaming, coughing] -[wailing] It burns! It burns! 1132 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,416 [high-pitched tone plays] 1133 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:04,208 Uh, Mum, did that man's--? 1134 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:05,166 It did, love. 1135 00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,500 His bottom exploded. 1136 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:10,208 Oh. 1137 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:19,625 What happens next? 1138 00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:22,208 -[Marty gagging] -[gentle music playing] 1139 00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:25,041 Here, Papa. Drink some gerbil tea. 1140 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:27,125 It'll calm you right down. 1141 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,583 -[retches] -[giggling] 1142 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:34,125 [toad groans] 1143 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:37,041 Bubsy, is there any sign of her out there? 1144 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,875 Not yet. Do you see her, Mrs. M? 1145 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:41,166 Ah, there she is. 1146 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,375 Beesha! 1147 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:45,166 [melancholy string music plays] 1148 00:51:45,875 --> 00:51:46,708 [shudders] 1149 00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:47,958 -Beesha! -[grunts] 1150 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,875 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1151 00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:53,166 Beesha's back! She's okay! 1152 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:55,916 You're not fine. Look at you, you're shaking. 1153 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,708 I'll admit it was a lot to have the Twits blame me for ruining an entire town, 1154 00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:03,541 and then to have a bunch of adults angry-sing at me, 1155 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,666 and then to be present when a man's butt exploded. 1156 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,708 But otherwise, I'm… 1157 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:10,291 -[clicks tongue] -What-- 1158 00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:12,708 What happened here? You have a cut. 1159 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:14,791 It's nothing. I'm fine. 1160 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:16,208 Ugh, so help me, child, 1161 00:52:16,291 --> 00:52:20,416 if you say "I'm fine" one more time, I'll have to chew your elbows off. 1162 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,583 [chuckles] 1163 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:24,583 What, you think I'm kidding? Look at these teeth. 1164 00:52:24,666 --> 00:52:26,541 -[gentle music playing] -Here. 1165 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:27,916 Let me clean that up. 1166 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,500 Whoa! What the… 1167 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,375 Oh, calm down. 1168 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:34,041 Muggle-Wump slobber has healing properties. 1169 00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:41,541 [enchanting music plays] 1170 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:47,375 [blows] 1171 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,791 [magic tinkling] 1172 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:51,708 -Huh. Will you look at that? -What? 1173 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:55,875 You just let somebody help you, and the world is still turning. 1174 00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,333 -[scoffs] Ha-ha. -[gentle music plays] 1175 00:52:58,416 --> 00:53:02,041 Why do you feel like you have to do everything by yourself? 1176 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:06,375 I lie awake for hours every night 1177 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:08,916 thinking about all the things I haven't fixed. 1178 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,166 I haven't gotten Bubsy adopted. I haven't stopped the Twits. 1179 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:15,083 -Beesha, it's not your job to-- -I know. I know. 1180 00:53:15,750 --> 00:53:20,708 But I feel like if I can prove that I'm really worth something, 1181 00:53:20,791 --> 00:53:22,916 that maybe somehow… 1182 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,833 I know it doesn't make any sense, but maybe somehow, 1183 00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:29,708 my parents will hear about what a good kid I am, 1184 00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:34,666 and maybe they'll finally love me enough to want to come back for me. 1185 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:40,875 It's silly, I know. 1186 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:42,958 It's not silly. 1187 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:46,625 Did you ever think that maybe they left you here 1188 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,125 because they did love you, 1189 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,750 and for whatever reason, they just couldn't take care of you? 1190 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,500 Well, anyway, 1191 00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:58,000 there are gobs of us who love you unconditionally, 1192 00:53:58,083 --> 00:54:03,958 and who will devour your elbows if you try to go it alone again. 1193 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,875 -[blows] -[magic tinkles] 1194 00:54:07,541 --> 00:54:08,541 Whoa. 1195 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:13,708 [sighs] Well, I should get the kids to bed. 1196 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:18,375 After the day you've had, why don't you let me take care of that? 1197 00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:22,041 My mama and papa are from this magical island 1198 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:23,416 called Loompaland, 1199 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,875 which is the most violentest place in the whole world. 1200 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:30,291 And my mama's mama used to sing her this lullaby 1201 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:35,125 about monsters eating your face off and ripping out your guts and stuff. 1202 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,958 It's my very most favorite one. 1203 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:41,000 -[pleasant music plays] -♪ The world is red ♪ 1204 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:44,291 ♪ In tooth and claw ♪ 1205 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,750 -♪ Jaws that bite ♪ -[chuckling] 1206 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:49,791 ♪ And teeth that gnaw ♪ 1207 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,708 ♪ Hear their screams ♪ 1208 00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:55,791 ♪ Their cries and roars ♪ 1209 00:54:56,666 --> 00:54:59,250 ♪ Our lives are nasty ♪ 1210 00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:02,333 ♪ Brutish and short ♪ 1211 00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:04,625 [shadow roars] 1212 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:08,833 -♪ But in dreams you are safe ♪ -[music becomes hopeful] 1213 00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:11,916 -[Mandy giggling] -♪ In dreams you are free ♪ 1214 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,250 ♪ In that beautiful place ♪ 1215 00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:17,833 ♪ Close your eyes and you'll see ♪ 1216 00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:20,708 ♪ The flowers that smile ♪ 1217 00:55:20,791 --> 00:55:26,458 ♪ The sun, it will shine ♪ 1218 00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:33,000 ♪ And nothing can hurt you now ♪ 1219 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:38,000 ♪ In dreams you are safe ♪ 1220 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:40,875 ♪ In dreams you are free ♪ 1221 00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:44,000 ♪ In that beautiful place ♪ 1222 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:47,000 ♪ Close your eyes and you'll see ♪ 1223 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:49,958 ♪ The flowers that smile ♪ 1224 00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:55,625 ♪ The sun, it will shine ♪ 1225 00:55:55,708 --> 00:56:01,708 ♪ And nothing can hurt you now ♪ 1226 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,750 [music fading] 1227 00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,791 [snoring] 1228 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,166 -[loud boom] -[gasps] 1229 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,750 [speaks gibberish] 1230 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,958 [smacks lips] 1231 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,416 -[loud boom] -[screams, whimpers] 1232 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,375 I'm in a box and I can't get out! 1233 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:23,125 -[loud boom] -[all gasp] 1234 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,083 -[loud boom] -[objects rattling] 1235 00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:27,833 [suspenseful music playing] 1236 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,541 [Mr. Twit] Ready… 1237 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:31,416 Aim… 1238 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,125 Hey, what are you doing? 1239 00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:34,250 Fire! 1240 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:35,375 [music ends] 1241 00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,291 -Stop it! -[laughs triumphantly] 1242 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:40,125 As mayors of Triperot, 1243 00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:45,083 we is declaring war on you and your stupid orphan-anage. 1244 00:56:45,166 --> 00:56:47,375 You aren't the mayors of Triperot. 1245 00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:48,458 Oh yes, we are. 1246 00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:52,541 Wayne John "the Buttless Wonder" John-John lost the election, 1247 00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:55,375 and me and Mr. Twit got the same number of votes, 1248 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:58,291 so this knotheaded town made us co-mayors. 1249 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:03,458 As evidenced by this totally genuine, not homemade crown, 1250 00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:06,666 and these majestical golden slippers. 1251 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:10,125 Ooh! Now give us our Muggle-Wumps back this instant! 1252 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:13,166 [woman singing operatic high note] 1253 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,583 [Mandy whimpers] 1254 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:19,208 -I'm really scared. [whimpers] -There's nothing to be scared of-- 1255 00:57:19,291 --> 00:57:21,583 [retches] Mandy. 1256 00:57:21,666 --> 00:57:23,291 -[Mr. Twit] Fire! -[loud thud] 1257 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:26,625 Go up to the roof. You can escape, and they won't see you. 1258 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,458 And what, let them hurt you kids? Uh-uh. 1259 00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:33,375 You were there for us. We are not going to abandon you. 1260 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:37,708 I know we can beat them if we work together. 1261 00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:38,875 -[child] Yeah. -[thud] 1262 00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:40,291 -[Mr. Twit laughs] -[retching] 1263 00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:42,833 [florbnorbles chittering] 1264 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,750 Some might be more useful than others, but… 1265 00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:48,833 Wait, Mr. M, how many of those things can you… 1266 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,083 Is "make" the right word? 1267 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:52,166 [Marty] Hmm. 1268 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:55,375 Time's up, you swazzly little swamp rats! 1269 00:57:55,458 --> 00:57:58,333 For the good of Triperot and the good of Twitlandia, 1270 00:57:58,416 --> 00:58:00,125 go get our Muggle-Wumps! 1271 00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:01,583 [dramatic music plays] 1272 00:58:01,666 --> 00:58:03,208 Give us those Muggle-Wumps! 1273 00:58:03,291 --> 00:58:05,916 I also want the Muggle-Wumps also as well! 1274 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,333 Mom, Dad, this is not a nice thing to do! 1275 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:11,541 [Dee] I want those Muggle-Wumps. I need 'em. 1276 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,666 [Dee grunting] 1277 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:16,083 Ready, aim, fire! 1278 00:58:16,166 --> 00:58:17,750 [music intensifies] 1279 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:21,166 [Mrs. Twit] Fire! 1280 00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,291 [children] Snakes. Spiders. Dentists. 1281 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:25,583 -Mimes. -Creepy clowns. 1282 00:58:25,666 --> 00:58:26,666 Vermicious Knids. 1283 00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:27,958 Bubblegum in your hair. 1284 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:30,125 Forgetting pants when you go to school. 1285 00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:33,458 I'm just… I'm… I'm having anxiety about my anxiety. 1286 00:58:33,541 --> 00:58:37,958 You know what gives me anxiety, Marty? The thought of going back in that cage. 1287 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,833 -[gulps] -[stomach gurgling] 1288 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:43,000 [florbnorbles chittering] 1289 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:46,583 [gasps] 1290 00:58:46,666 --> 00:58:48,708 -[silence falls] -[wind whistling] 1291 00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:54,250 [note plays softly] 1292 00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,208 [creature chitters] 1293 00:58:57,291 --> 00:58:58,708 -What in the…? -[creature yells] 1294 00:58:58,791 --> 00:59:00,041 [screams] 1295 00:59:00,125 --> 00:59:02,125 [exciting, bouncy music plays] 1296 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:06,125 -Thank you for your service! -[creature] Whee! 1297 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,666 -[yelps] -Whee! 1298 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:10,666 [giggling excitedly] 1299 00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:14,125 [man grunts] 1300 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,125 [screams] 1301 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,333 -[screams] -[tires squeal] 1302 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,166 [laughs happily] 1303 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,583 What on earth are these things? 1304 00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:31,416 Get back here! Nobody told you you could leave. 1305 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,708 Cowards! 1306 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,458 -[Harold] Touchdown! -Yes! 1307 00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:35,916 -[children laughing] -Yes! 1308 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Beesha! 1309 00:59:37,083 --> 00:59:38,208 What is it, Bub? 1310 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,458 [suspenseful music playing] 1311 00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:42,041 [both growling] 1312 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:44,708 [gasps] Mr. Napkin, don't let them in! 1313 00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:47,416 Get out of the way, Crapkin. 1314 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,875 We know our Muggle-Wumps are here, so let us in. 1315 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,666 [Mr. Napkin] Let you in, huh? 1316 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,000 -[dramatic sting] -Nah. 1317 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:56,666 [cocking spray cans] 1318 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,333 -I don't think we'll be doing that today. -[both] Hmm? 1319 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:01,041 [heavy metal music plays] 1320 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:04,541 [Twits screaming in slow-motion] 1321 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:06,833 -[Mr. Napkin yelling] -[Twits groaning] 1322 01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:07,875 [yelling] 1323 01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:09,708 [Twits groaning] 1324 01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:13,541 [yelling] 1325 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,375 [yells] 1326 01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:19,041 If you think you're getting into this orphanage, 1327 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:21,625 I say, not on my watch. 1328 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:24,208 Mostly because you took my watch, 1329 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,375 but anyhoo… 1330 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:28,916 [yelling] …not on my watch! 1331 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,333 [music swells] 1332 01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:35,791 This ain't over. 1333 01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,666 Oh, I think it is. 1334 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:39,833 [grunting] 1335 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:40,791 [tires squeal] 1336 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,541 We'll be back. 1337 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:46,458 -Whoo! Napkin for the Nap-win! Ah! -[music ends with guitar solo] 1338 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,166 Wow, Mr. Napkin! 1339 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:50,750 [laughing] 1340 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:52,583 Mr. Napkin. 1341 01:00:52,666 --> 01:00:55,375 Did you lick the Sweet-Toed Toad's toes? 1342 01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:58,000 [sighs wearily] I… I guess I did. 1343 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,875 I mean, I'd never had a toad talk to me before. 1344 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:03,333 I heard him and thought it sounded interesting, 1345 01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:05,458 so I-- I licked the toes. 1346 01:01:05,541 --> 01:01:08,791 And as soon as I did, I suddenly felt real crabby. 1347 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:11,666 -And powerful. -Kind of like the opposite of yourself? 1348 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:14,000 Well, yeah, I guess that about sums it up. 1349 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:15,250 That makes sense. 1350 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:17,416 He's an Opposite Toad from Loompaland. 1351 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,000 [speaks gibberish] 1352 01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,125 Turmoil in Triperot tonight, 1353 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,000 as former mayor Wayne John John-John 1354 01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:27,625 recovers from emergency butt replacement surgery. 1355 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:31,041 Meanwhile, Triperot's new mayors, Credenza and Jim Twit, 1356 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:35,416 declared war on some local orphan children and lost. 1357 01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:39,583 The victorious youngsters have one brave orphan to thank, 1358 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,833 Beesha Balti. 1359 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:43,416 The Muggle-Wump family is under my protection. 1360 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,041 So as long as I'm here, 1361 01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:47,541 the Twits will never set foot in this orphanage, 1362 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:50,916 and Twitlandia will never ever open. 1363 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,875 [Mrs. Twit screams] 1364 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,291 [groans] 1365 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:58,541 That little brat's ruining our lives! 1366 01:01:59,041 --> 01:02:01,333 -[Mr. Twit imitating car sounds] -[panting] 1367 01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:03,500 [giggles, imitates car sounds] 1368 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:05,958 What in God's name are you doing down there? 1369 01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,000 I'm playing with me diarrhea. 1370 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:11,083 You think squishing your face around in diarrhea's 1371 01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:13,750 somehow gonna bring them Muggle-Wumps back? 1372 01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:15,791 You know how that kid operates. 1373 01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,708 She's wily like a sea bass. 1374 01:02:17,791 --> 01:02:20,500 She ain't never gonna let us get into that orphanage. 1375 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:23,791 Oh, you poor, pointless, old wombat. 1376 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:27,375 Who said anything about going in? 1377 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:30,541 -[chuckles deviously] -[ominous music playing] 1378 01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:33,750 [music fades] 1379 01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,708 Come on. Enough cleaning, Beesha. Everyone else is asleep up there. 1380 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:43,250 I'm honestly not really tired. 1381 01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:45,500 So I might as well take the first watch. 1382 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:49,666 All right, but if you wanna keep those elbows, repeat after me. 1383 01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:52,583 "I will sound the alarm if I see the Twits, 1384 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:56,041 and no matter what, I will not go it alone." 1385 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,000 I won't go it alone, 1386 01:02:58,083 --> 01:03:02,458 and I promise, promise, promise I'll sound the alarm if I see them. 1387 01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:03,708 My heart is a door, 1388 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:07,083 and my love goes out into the world through that heart door. 1389 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:09,458 Uh, what? 1390 01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:12,291 Oh, no, you're supposed to repeat after me too. 1391 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,041 I think I'm good. 1392 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,166 Okay, well maybe just do this. 1393 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:19,083 My heart door will stay open 1394 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:22,208 to accept the love of others. 1395 01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:24,125 [sighs] 1396 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:27,916 My heart door will stay open to accept the love of others. 1397 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,666 Because I deserve to be loved. 1398 01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:36,291 [gentle music plays] 1399 01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:45,541 Because I… deserve to be loved. 1400 01:03:46,041 --> 01:03:48,041 [music becomes hopeful] 1401 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,750 [music fades] 1402 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:03,458 [phone ringing] 1403 01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:07,375 Hello? 1404 01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:09,375 [Mr. Napkin] Beesha, you won't believe it! 1405 01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:11,583 Mr. Napkin? Uh, where are you? 1406 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:13,166 I'm with your parents. 1407 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:14,333 Uh… [gulps] 1408 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,833 -What? -Yeah, they saw you on the news. 1409 01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:18,875 They really wanna meet you. 1410 01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:21,416 I'm with them right now, 1411 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:24,375 out at the bowling alley on Tripecrest Road. 1412 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:28,583 They seem like real decent folks, Beesha. 1413 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,333 They really do. 1414 01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:33,250 [exciting, heartwarming music playing] 1415 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:36,125 [music stops] 1416 01:04:36,208 --> 01:04:40,125 Don't, Beesha! Don't! It's a trick, isn't it? 1417 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,750 Tell me she's not falling for this, Mum. 1418 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:44,583 I can't tell you that. 1419 01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:49,250 Remember, when you desperately want something to be true… 1420 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:52,166 It's easy to convince yourself that it is, 1421 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,291 even if it's not. 1422 01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:57,708 -Mom! Dad! -[door creaks] 1423 01:04:57,791 --> 01:04:58,916 I'm here! 1424 01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:01,416 I can't believe you came back. 1425 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:11,208 I can't believe you came back. 1426 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:15,125 They're never coming back. 1427 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:18,125 [tense music playing] 1428 01:05:18,208 --> 01:05:19,791 -[sighs] -[door opens] 1429 01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,583 [Twits cackling] 1430 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:25,250 [ominous music plays] 1431 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,500 I can't believe she fell for it. 1432 01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:31,291 The Voice Changer 30,000… [Napkin's voice] …comes through again. 1433 01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:34,416 I knew if you heard that potato-brained Napkin's voice, 1434 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,833 you'd believe anything. 1435 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:39,708 -[device beeps] -[in normal voice] And you did. 1436 01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:42,625 Now let's go get our Muggle-Wumps. 1437 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,958 -[dramatic music plays] -[Twits cackling] 1438 01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:45,875 [panting] 1439 01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,291 [Beesha grunting] 1440 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:51,458 -[pants, gasps] -[tense music plays] 1441 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,250 -[Twits snickering] -[Beesha] No! No, no, no! 1442 01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:57,791 [grunting] 1443 01:05:57,875 --> 01:05:59,375 [vehicle approaching] 1444 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:00,500 Hmm. 1445 01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,083 [vehicle door opens, closes] 1446 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:05,750 -[ominous music playing] -[speaks gibberish] 1447 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:08,250 [metal rattling] 1448 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:13,833 [man humming contentedly] 1449 01:06:13,916 --> 01:06:16,333 [woman sings operatic high note] 1450 01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:18,625 -[rumbling] -[children whimper] 1451 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:20,875 [object shatters] 1452 01:06:20,958 --> 01:06:23,166 -[gasps] -Uh, what's happening? 1453 01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:26,166 Is this an earthquake? Where's Beesha? 1454 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,708 [Mr. Twit] Come on, Twitheads! 1455 01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:32,833 With the proper mob mentality, we can move mountains! 1456 01:06:32,916 --> 01:06:35,875 -[ominous music playing] -Heave-ho now! Heave-ho! 1457 01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:37,750 [Twitheads] Heave-ho! 1458 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:38,708 [grunts] 1459 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,208 [Twitheads] Heave-ho! 1460 01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:41,333 [grunts] 1461 01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:43,541 [dramatic music playing] 1462 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,625 [Mr. Twit] Ho! 1463 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:47,083 Heave-ho! 1464 01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:49,333 [woman singing operatic high note] 1465 01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:50,666 [straining] 1466 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,041 It's glued shut! 1467 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:55,166 [grunts] So is this one. We're trapped! 1468 01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,125 [grunts] 1469 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,833 [panting] 1470 01:06:57,916 --> 01:06:58,750 [grunts] 1471 01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:00,750 [Twitheads] Heave-ho! 1472 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,375 [building groans] 1473 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,458 [grunting] 1474 01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:06,708 -[yells in despair] -[grunts] Mama! 1475 01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:09,208 -[building groans] -[Mandy screams] 1476 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:10,500 [Bubsy] Help! Help! 1477 01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,500 [grunts, gasps] 1478 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,625 [scraping loudly] 1479 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,583 [screams] 1480 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,083 -[grunts] -[heroic music plays] 1481 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:22,666 [Twitheads] Heave-ho! 1482 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,750 [dramatic orchestral music plays] 1483 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,833 [Twitheads shouting] 1484 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,875 Hey! Wait for me! 1485 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:40,833 [electricity crackles] 1486 01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:42,208 [Mr. Twit] Yee-haw! 1487 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:44,708 [Twits cheering and whooping] 1488 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,583 Next stop, Twitlandia! 1489 01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:49,041 [Mr. Twit cackles] 1490 01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:50,541 [music ends] 1491 01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:52,083 [panting] 1492 01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,000 [gasps] 1493 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,208 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 1494 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:59,208 What happened? How? 1495 01:07:59,291 --> 01:08:00,833 [eerie music playing] 1496 01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:03,083 Mrs. M? Bubsy? 1497 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:04,416 [grunts] 1498 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,416 Mr. Napkin? 1499 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,458 -Is anyone here? -[object squeaks] 1500 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:09,083 -[ominous sting] -[gasps] 1501 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,083 What did I do? 1502 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,291 [gasps in despair] 1503 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:15,875 What did I do? 1504 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,250 How could you fall for that, you idiot? 1505 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:20,125 Idiot. Idiot. 1506 01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:23,875 [groans] I hate them. I hate the Twits so much! 1507 01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:25,000 [groans] 1508 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:27,416 -[screams] -[dramatic sting] 1509 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:30,125 [grunts] Ow. 1510 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:32,458 What-- What happened? How was…? 1511 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,041 [toad grunts] 1512 01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,416 The Twits stole the orphanage. 1513 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:41,500 I tried to stop them, but a woman kicked me with denim boots. 1514 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:43,166 Didn't even break her stride. 1515 01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:45,458 I grabbed hold of her denim boot. 1516 01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:47,916 She shook me once, tried to stomp on me. 1517 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,416 Oh, the shame. 1518 01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:52,291 I got kicked by a denim boot. 1519 01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:54,416 This is all my fault. 1520 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:58,333 I was supposed to be on watch, but I abandoned everyone because… 1521 01:08:58,416 --> 01:09:00,458 [yells] I am such an idiot! 1522 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:03,166 Thinking my parents would actually come back for me. 1523 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,208 Ow! 1524 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,583 -How is your tongue this--? -[both grunt] 1525 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:11,041 You must've licked my toes without me knowing 1526 01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:13,791 'cause you're talking opposite right now. 1527 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:17,125 Get it together, kid. Your family needs you. 1528 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,541 What family? 1529 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:20,833 Isn't it obvious I don't have a fam--? 1530 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:21,750 [both grunt] 1531 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:23,833 Hold on a minute! 1532 01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:26,541 If you don't have a family, what do you call Bubsy? 1533 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:29,583 -[gentle music plays] -Or the Muggle-Wumps? Or me? 1534 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:33,000 What do you call that bald guy with the high-waisted slacks 1535 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:35,000 who talks about his mom a lot? 1536 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,000 Hmm? 1537 01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,458 I call him Mr. Napkin. 1538 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:41,708 You call him Mr. Napkin. 1539 01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:45,416 The way I see it, family isn't just who you're related to. 1540 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:49,541 It's who you care about, and who cares about you, 1541 01:09:49,625 --> 01:09:53,916 and treats you with love and kindness and empathy. 1542 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,458 You're right. 1543 01:09:57,041 --> 01:09:58,791 The Twits hurt our family. 1544 01:09:58,875 --> 01:10:01,416 Now it's time to hurt them. 1545 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,291 -[exciting music plays] -♪ Fun and excitement had a baby ♪ 1546 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,166 ♪ And they called it Twitlandia ♪ 1547 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,125 Welcome, Twitheads, 1548 01:10:10,208 --> 01:10:13,041 to the re-grand opening of Twitlandia! 1549 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,583 -[Mr. Twit whooping] -We are bigger and better than ever! 1550 01:10:16,666 --> 01:10:18,875 -[Twitheads cheering] -♪ Bigger and better ♪ 1551 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:22,416 [Mr. Twit] Now you can spend the night, and all your money, 1552 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:25,458 at the Twitlandia Luxury Motel & Spa. 1553 01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:29,333 [Mrs. Twit] And after you have a slice of my famous bird pie, 1554 01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:32,916 feel free to use our complimentary Napkin. 1555 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:33,916 Oh, jeez. 1556 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,250 Most importantly, thanks to you, 1557 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:39,000 our Muggle-Wumps is back! 1558 01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:41,625 ♪ Fun and excitement had a baby ♪ 1559 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:44,416 ♪ They called it Twitlandia ♪ 1560 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,666 ♪ Fun and excitement had a baby ♪ 1561 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:51,333 -♪ And they called it Twitlandia ♪ -[music ends] 1562 01:10:51,416 --> 01:10:52,750 Horvis Dungle! 1563 01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:57,791 Now, friends, Twitlandia is a fun park that puts family values first, 1564 01:10:57,875 --> 01:11:02,208 which is why we want to introduce you to someone very special. 1565 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:06,125 Our precious little son, Butt Cheek Twit. 1566 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,833 [Bubsy gasps, grunts] 1567 01:11:07,916 --> 01:11:09,583 [Twitheads] Aw. 1568 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:11,375 [marker squeaks] 1569 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,083 [feedback whines] 1570 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:15,708 Hello there. My name is Bubsy Twit-- 1571 01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:17,166 [Mrs. Twit] Butt Cheek. 1572 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:18,583 -My name is-- -[Mrs. Twit] Ah! 1573 01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:20,166 Butt Cheek Twit, 1574 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:23,541 and all I ever wanted was to find a family. 1575 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:28,333 And now, I have one, since Meemaw and Peepaw Twit adopted me 1576 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:31,000 and all of my brothers and sisters. 1577 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:33,375 [children scream, grunt] 1578 01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,000 That's right, folks. 1579 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:39,083 We adapted a whole orphan-anage full of youngsters. 1580 01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:44,833 Just to bring you the Twit Family Memorial Song and Dance Extravaganza! 1581 01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,916 -[up-tempo polka music plays] -[Twitheads] Hey! Hey! 1582 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,375 [cheering excitedly] 1583 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,500 Oh, Jim! 1584 01:11:57,583 --> 01:12:00,000 All our dreams are coming true. 1585 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,583 I know it, woman. 1586 01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:04,625 Nothing could possibly ruin this moment now. 1587 01:12:04,708 --> 01:12:05,875 [chuckles] 1588 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:07,375 [chuckles] Ha! 1589 01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:10,041 [both laughing] 1590 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:13,375 [heroic music plays] 1591 01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:16,166 [laughs] 1592 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,916 -[music ends] -[Twitheads gasp] 1593 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:19,958 [cackling] 1594 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,083 [grunts] 1595 01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,625 [Twitheads gasping] 1596 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:28,875 [spitting continues] 1597 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,500 [Twitheads gasp uncomfortably] 1598 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,375 [both] Ugh. 1599 01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:40,583 -[laughs] -[mysterious music plays] 1600 01:12:40,666 --> 01:12:43,916 [disorienting music plays] 1601 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,875 -[Beesha] Bubs! -[gasps] 1602 01:12:45,958 --> 01:12:47,208 [gentle music plays] 1603 01:12:47,291 --> 01:12:49,458 I'm so sorry I left you. 1604 01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:51,583 -Hey, get that girl. -[ominous music plays] 1605 01:12:52,666 --> 01:12:55,041 -[music ends] -So I can give her a tender embrace. 1606 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,833 -Oh, what a wonderful child she is. -[amusing music plays] 1607 01:12:57,916 --> 01:12:58,833 Now, stop! 1608 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:02,416 You're tickling my whiskers, you little whisker-tickler. 1609 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,083 -[rummaging] -Oh! 1610 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,125 -Are you looking for this? -[gasps] Uh… 1611 01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,625 Oh, bless her heart. 1612 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:11,541 I think she wants to free the Muggle-Wumps, Jim. 1613 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,375 Oh? I would hope so. 1614 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,375 It's the right thing to do. 1615 01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:19,333 Go free, you precious creatures. 1616 01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,541 [chuckling] Go free! 1617 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,000 Thank you very much. 1618 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:25,541 It feels so good to be good, don't it, James? 1619 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:29,041 It do feel good, like a summer breeze. 1620 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,958 -[blows] -Ooh! 1621 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:35,041 -[dramatic music plays] -[Twitheads murmuring] 1622 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:39,333 Didn't they say we need those Muggle-Wumps to save the town? 1623 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,916 Come on, let's go. Everyone hurry. 1624 01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:46,375 -[grunts] -I kind of like having a beard. 1625 01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:48,541 Get a hold of yourself, Harold! 1626 01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,541 -Stop! We're not leaving yet. -[music ends] 1627 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:54,750 Beesha, what are you doing? 1628 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,708 We're free. There's nothing more for us to do here. 1629 01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:00,208 You're wrong, Mrs. M. 1630 01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:02,583 The effects of the toad's toes will wear off, 1631 01:14:02,666 --> 01:14:04,833 and the Twits will go back to being twits. 1632 01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:07,125 You know better than anyone 1633 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:09,791 that they will keep coming after your family, 1634 01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:13,833 and hurting people, and hurting people, and nothing will change. 1635 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:17,166 We have to give them a taste of their own medicine, 1636 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:19,541 with a trick to end all tricks. 1637 01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:22,166 But I can't do it alone. 1638 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:24,541 So who's with me? 1639 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,916 -[yelling] -[heroic music plays] 1640 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,708 -[music ends] -[blowing] 1641 01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:30,916 [sighs happily] 1642 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,791 [Dee] Beg pardon, Mayor and Mayor Twit, 1643 01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:36,541 but you told us if we gave you $1,000 it'd save Triperot 1644 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:38,708 and make us billionaires when the park opened. 1645 01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:42,541 Ah, the billionaire thing and pretending we cared about Triperot. 1646 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,291 -Huh? [gasps] -[Twitheads gasp] 1647 01:14:44,875 --> 01:14:46,250 That was all a lie. 1648 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:50,000 We spent all your money on fake beards and fireworks. 1649 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,125 For pity's sake. 1650 01:14:51,208 --> 01:14:53,541 [sputtering] You people gave us hope. 1651 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:55,958 And you gave us everything we ever dreamed of. 1652 01:14:56,041 --> 01:14:59,791 But seeing as how we got it by lying and cheating and hurting you, 1653 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:02,625 I… I don't like the woman I've become. 1654 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,791 [sobbing] I'm ashamed of myself. 1655 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:07,208 I don't like the man I've become. 1656 01:15:07,291 --> 01:15:09,208 I'm so sorry! 1657 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,375 [both sobbing] 1658 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:13,750 Well, "sorry" just ain't gonna cut it. 1659 01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:16,708 No way. I just put a down payment on a new marimba. 1660 01:15:16,791 --> 01:15:18,958 -You lied to us. -[Twitheads murmuring angrily] 1661 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,458 [woman] We trusted you! 1662 01:15:20,541 --> 01:15:24,458 Oh, James, we have taken everything from these poor people. 1663 01:15:24,541 --> 01:15:26,541 There's only one thing to do. 1664 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:29,750 Take everything from ourselves. 1665 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:32,208 [Mrs. Twit] Friends, we've heard your concerns. 1666 01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,833 -We've got a solution. -[suspenseful note plays] 1667 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,583 We're gonna blow up Twitlandia. 1668 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,833 They're gonna what?! 1669 01:15:37,916 --> 01:15:39,500 Blow up what? 1670 01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:41,250 [woman] They're gonna blow it up? 1671 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:44,875 -You mean right here where we're standing? -[man] These people are nuts. 1672 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,750 [dramatic opera music plays] 1673 01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,541 [people screaming] 1674 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:55,750 [Mr. Klurb wailing] 1675 01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:59,666 You know, I'm starting to think we should've listened to our daughter 1676 01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:03,666 instead of the two strangers we saw getting arrested on the news. 1677 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:06,875 I'm also thinking that also as well. 1678 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:08,333 [music continues] 1679 01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:11,666 [wood groaning] 1680 01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:12,666 [people scream] 1681 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:20,875 Oh, I love fireworks, James. 1682 01:16:20,958 --> 01:16:24,083 [imitating fireworks exploding] 1683 01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:26,333 -[music swelling] -[people screaming] 1684 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:30,250 [music ends] 1685 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:33,250 -[groans] -[ominous music plays] 1686 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:35,500 What happened to our fun park? 1687 01:16:35,583 --> 01:16:39,416 I have no idea, but I'm certain it's your fault. 1688 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:42,666 Where on earth is our Muggle-Wumps? 1689 01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:43,583 [grunts] 1690 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:46,875 -[Twits groan] -[Mr. Twit] There goes the lady one. 1691 01:16:46,958 --> 01:16:47,958 Get her. 1692 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:49,916 -[grunts] -[thuds] 1693 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,708 -[Mr. Twit groaning] -[suspenseful music plays] 1694 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:56,500 [gasps] The Twits are coming! The Twits are coming! 1695 01:16:56,583 --> 01:17:00,208 Go, go! More Hugtight glue on the floor. Yeah, right there. 1696 01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:01,666 Come on, now. 1697 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:05,333 All we wanna do is lock you in a cage for the rest of your life, 1698 01:17:05,416 --> 01:17:06,708 and maybe eat you. 1699 01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:09,583 [Mr. Twit] That little beast is going inside our house. 1700 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,291 -Well, hurry up. -[grunts] 1701 01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:13,166 [florbnorbles chittering] 1702 01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:15,458 [chuckles] 1703 01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:16,750 Whoo! 1704 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,083 [Beesha] Come on, get in! 1705 01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:20,791 [music swelling] 1706 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:23,125 -[tense music plays] -[Mr. Twit sighs] 1707 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,208 [Twits grumbling] 1708 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,125 -[grunts] -[Mr. Twit] It went in there. 1709 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:29,750 -[mysterious music plays] -[Mr. Twit groans] 1710 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,333 What is this? 1711 01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,416 [music intensifies] 1712 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,958 -[clock chimes loudly] -[both scream] 1713 01:17:44,041 --> 01:17:46,458 What's happened? The floor is up there. 1714 01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,500 [gasps] We're upside down. 1715 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:50,375 We must be upside down. 1716 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,541 I mean, we're standing on the ceiling, looking at the floor. 1717 01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,791 -[yelps] -[both grunting warily] 1718 01:17:57,583 --> 01:18:00,708 Oh, help! I'm beginning to feel giddy. 1719 01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:02,708 I don't like this one little bit. 1720 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:06,666 The blood's going to my head. I feel like I'm gonna die! 1721 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:10,333 How do I… Oh, I've got it! I've got it! We stand on our heads! 1722 01:18:10,416 --> 01:18:11,625 What are you saying? 1723 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:14,625 Stand on your head, and then we'll be the right way up. 1724 01:18:14,708 --> 01:18:16,958 [both straining] 1725 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:20,291 -Whoa. -That's better. 1726 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:21,208 [sighs] 1727 01:18:21,291 --> 01:18:23,333 -Oh… -[strains] 1728 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:24,916 [gasps] I'm glued. 1729 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,250 [gasps] It's Hugtight Sticky Glue. 1730 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:30,041 [both straining] 1731 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,125 [heroic music plays] 1732 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,000 [music intensifies] 1733 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:44,958 [music swells] 1734 01:18:45,041 --> 01:18:46,125 [music ends] 1735 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:47,833 [Mrs. Twit] We've been tricked. 1736 01:18:47,916 --> 01:18:50,625 You beastly little brats. 1737 01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:52,708 You cut us down this instant, or-- 1738 01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:55,625 -[tense sting] -Or what? You'll cook us in a pie? 1739 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,666 [Twits gasp] 1740 01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:58,541 -No, you won't. -[solemn music plays] 1741 01:18:58,625 --> 01:19:02,000 You're never cooking another pie because you're never getting free. 1742 01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:05,541 There's enough cruelty and hatred without the two of you running around. 1743 01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:10,916 Trust me, the world will be a much better place without you in it. 1744 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:12,375 [clacks] 1745 01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:14,541 [dramatic music plays] 1746 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:16,625 [children giggling] 1747 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:21,458 -[groaning] -[screaming] 1748 01:19:21,541 --> 01:19:22,958 [music swells, fades] 1749 01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:25,291 -[cawing] -Oh! Cut it out. 1750 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:28,916 Please, somebody! There's a grackle eating my face! 1751 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,541 Help! I have to go potty. 1752 01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:35,291 -[Harold] Down with the Twits! Whoo-hoo! -[Mr. Napkin] Help! 1753 01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:37,375 [all laughing] 1754 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,541 [grunts] Take that, you dang rabbit. 1755 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:49,458 What do you really think will happen to the Twits? 1756 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:51,541 [groans] Who gives a rip? 1757 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:52,750 [all laughing] 1758 01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:54,708 [Bubsy] I know what'll happen. 1759 01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:56,958 [ominous music plays] 1760 01:19:57,041 --> 01:20:01,458 They're gonna get the Dreaded Shrinks. 1761 01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:05,083 That's what happens if you stand on your head long enough. 1762 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:08,541 First, their heads will shrink into their necks. 1763 01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:09,791 [wailing fearfully] 1764 01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:11,041 I'm shrinking! 1765 01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:14,708 Somebody save me! I'm getting the Dreaded Shrinks! 1766 01:20:14,791 --> 01:20:16,333 [body bubbling, gurgling] 1767 01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:19,625 [Bubsy] Then their necks will shrink into their bodies. 1768 01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,208 [wailing in high voice] 1769 01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:25,208 Then their bodies will shrink into their legs. 1770 01:20:25,291 --> 01:20:28,625 Then their legs will shrink into their feet, 1771 01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:31,791 until there's nothing left in this whole world 1772 01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,750 of Mr. and Mrs. Twit. 1773 01:20:33,833 --> 01:20:34,666 [music fades] 1774 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,750 [all laughing] 1775 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:44,041 Do you really think that's gonna happen, Bubsy? 1776 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,625 [giggles] I hope it does. 1777 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:50,041 [chuckles] What do you think, Mrs. M? Think they'll melt into a puddle of goo? 1778 01:20:50,125 --> 01:20:51,708 -[speaks gibberish] -[chuckles] 1779 01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:53,416 Sorry, what's that? 1780 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:56,458 -[speaking gibberish] -[chittering] 1781 01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:57,916 [chittering continues] 1782 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,416 [melancholy, mysterious music plays] 1783 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,041 Huh? 1784 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:08,000 [Mandy chittering] 1785 01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:11,166 [chittering sadly] 1786 01:21:16,041 --> 01:21:18,583 I can't understand the Muggle-Wumps, Beesha. 1787 01:21:18,666 --> 01:21:19,708 Can you? 1788 01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:22,750 [sputtering] Um, Mrs. M? 1789 01:21:23,666 --> 01:21:25,833 -[chittering] -[Beesha] What's happening? 1790 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:29,666 Why can't I understand you? Why can't I understand you? 1791 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:31,750 [chittering sadly] 1792 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:35,583 Please, no. No, I need you. I-- I need you! 1793 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:42,625 [breathing rapidly] 1794 01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:45,166 [music fading] 1795 01:21:45,250 --> 01:21:48,083 [mother flea] Just as children with a deep sense of empathy 1796 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:50,083 can understand animals, 1797 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:52,541 children without it can't. 1798 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:53,791 [Twits straining] 1799 01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,666 It's as simple as that. 1800 01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,791 [straining] 1801 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,000 [grunts] 1802 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,166 [pants] 1803 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:05,208 You take all the good out of life. 1804 01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:09,041 And you're the worst person I've ever met. 1805 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:16,500 ♪ Hating you is easy 'Cause you're horrible ♪ 1806 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:17,791 [gentle music plays] 1807 01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:20,291 [both grunting] 1808 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:24,125 [both sigh] 1809 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:26,208 [intriguing music plays] 1810 01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:30,708 [yawns] 1811 01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:32,041 [both grunt] 1812 01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:34,875 [both snoring] 1813 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:46,708 [music intensifies] 1814 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:00,583 [Mrs. Twit snores loudly] 1815 01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,333 -[yells] -[screams] 1816 01:23:04,416 --> 01:23:05,708 [both scream] 1817 01:23:05,791 --> 01:23:08,541 What on earth are you gribbly little grubs doing here? 1818 01:23:08,625 --> 01:23:10,083 [music fades] 1819 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:15,166 We felt bad about the idea of you getting the Dreaded Shrinks and, you know, 1820 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,666 dying a horrible death. 1821 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:18,291 So we came back to save you. 1822 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:20,291 You did? 1823 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,875 [hesitantly] Sure did. 1824 01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:25,500 [sighs] Hate is… 1825 01:23:26,791 --> 01:23:27,791 so easy. 1826 01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:30,833 You hate me, I hate you. Yay! 1827 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:32,958 Now we're enemies for life, 1828 01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:38,708 and I never have to think about the fact that you're both human beings. 1829 01:23:38,791 --> 01:23:42,541 Never have to wonder how badly you must've suffered 1830 01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:44,666 to become this mean. 1831 01:23:45,166 --> 01:23:48,541 Or imagine what my parents went through when they left me. 1832 01:23:48,625 --> 01:23:50,416 -[sighs] -[gentle music playing] 1833 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,583 Hate's easy. 1834 01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:53,958 But it'll eat you up inside 1835 01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:57,916 until all that's left is an angry little twit. 1836 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,041 I don't wanna live in a world where hate wins. 1837 01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:04,041 So yeah, I forgive you. 1838 01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:05,541 You're free. 1839 01:24:07,458 --> 01:24:09,833 [both straining] 1840 01:24:09,916 --> 01:24:10,958 [music fades] 1841 01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:12,541 Well, thank you. 1842 01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:15,583 Yeah. Thanks. 1843 01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:21,666 Now get over here so I can cook you both in a pie. 1844 01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:24,708 Get back here, you terrible little turnips! 1845 01:24:24,791 --> 01:24:26,000 I'm hungry! 1846 01:24:26,083 --> 01:24:28,166 [exciting music playing] 1847 01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:29,083 [grunts] 1848 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:33,250 [grunts, screams] 1849 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,208 [screaming] 1850 01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:36,208 [grunts] 1851 01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:38,708 -[cracks] -[screams] 1852 01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:40,083 [pants, growls] 1853 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:42,333 -[Marty] Oh no. -I was afraid this might happen. 1854 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,750 It was worth a try! 1855 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:47,458 [growls] 1856 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:48,958 -[grunts] -[Marty] Whoa! 1857 01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:50,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1858 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:52,500 [laughs] 1859 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,041 Good job, family. 1860 01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:56,250 [chuckling] 1861 01:24:57,833 --> 01:24:58,916 [Twits panting] 1862 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,416 -[Mr. Twit groaning] -[Mrs. Twit wheezing] 1863 01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:05,291 -[boy flea] Is that how the story ends? -[mother flea] Not quite. 1864 01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:07,625 [florbnorble] Boing! Boing! Boing! 1865 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:09,708 [florbnorbles chittering] 1866 01:25:11,458 --> 01:25:13,625 [Mr. Napkin] So long, Mr. and Mrs. Twit. 1867 01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:16,583 We'll be taking back our orphanage now. 1868 01:25:16,666 --> 01:25:19,125 -[heavy metal music playing] -[excited chittering] 1869 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:20,666 [music fades] 1870 01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:23,250 -Well, that was unexpected. -Yes. 1871 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:28,000 And after Mr. Napkin returned the orphanage to its rightful location, 1872 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:31,000 the Muggle-Wumps sold the formula for their tears 1873 01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,833 to a multinational corporation 1874 01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:38,916 which used the tears to end the world's dependence on fossil fuels. 1875 01:25:39,458 --> 01:25:43,416 With the windfall of cash, the Muggle-Wumps bought the orphanage, 1876 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:47,250 adopted Beesha, Bubsy, and all of the other orphans, 1877 01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:50,958 and hired Mr. Napkin as a part-time au pair. 1878 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:56,291 For her part, Beesha was credited with saving Triperot from the Twits. 1879 01:25:56,375 --> 01:26:00,958 And with her idea to refill Tripe Lake with florbnorbles, 1880 01:26:01,041 --> 01:26:05,666 Triperot became the fun capital of the world once more. 1881 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:08,500 [boy flea] And they all lived happily ever after? 1882 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,583 [mother flea] Something like that. 1883 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,500 Now go to bed. 1884 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:16,208 Oh, man. You've got to at least tell me what happened to the Twits. 1885 01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:17,500 [chuckles] 1886 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:18,875 All right. 1887 01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:21,958 You might think that the Twits would've learned a lesson, 1888 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:24,875 but it's not enough to just learn something. 1889 01:26:24,958 --> 01:26:31,166 You have to want to change, and then make an effort to actually do so. 1890 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:35,500 Something the Twits were entirely unwilling to do. 1891 01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:38,541 This is the only way to get rid of the side effects 1892 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:41,375 of the Dreaded Shrinks, my angel. 1893 01:26:41,458 --> 01:26:43,500 Can you feel them stretching you? 1894 01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:46,291 I can. They're stretching me like mad. 1895 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:48,583 Good. That means it's working. 1896 01:26:48,666 --> 01:26:51,083 Are you sure my feet are tied properly? 1897 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:55,041 If them strings around my ankles break, it'll be goodbye for me. 1898 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:57,333 That's enough pull to take me to the moon. 1899 01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:59,333 What a ghastly thought. 1900 01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:02,125 Wouldn't want anything like that to happen, dear me. 1901 01:27:02,208 --> 01:27:03,041 [gasps] 1902 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:04,083 No. 1903 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,208 -[screams] -[chuckling] 1904 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:11,041 I'll get you for this, you grizzly old grunion! 1905 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:11,958 [rope snaps] 1906 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:12,875 [laughs] 1907 01:27:12,958 --> 01:27:14,333 [screams] Oi! 1908 01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:16,125 -[screams] Whoa! -[laughing] 1909 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,375 -[Mr. Twit protesting] -[uplifting music playing] 1910 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:24,333 -[Mr. Twit screaming] -[Mrs. Twit] Whoo-hoo! 1911 01:27:24,416 --> 01:27:26,000 Whoo-hoo! 1912 01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:30,583 -No more beard, Mum! -[chuckles] 1913 01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:32,916 We're free! We're free from the beard! 1914 01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:36,333 [music ends] 1915 01:27:37,041 --> 01:27:39,041 [mellow, percussive music plays] 1916 01:27:46,541 --> 01:27:50,958 ♪ Tears are like magic ♪ 1917 01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:56,000 ♪ And laughing is fun ♪ 1918 01:27:56,083 --> 01:28:00,958 ♪ If you can have both of them ♪ 1919 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:05,166 ♪ Why just have one? ♪ 1920 01:28:05,916 --> 01:28:10,250 ♪ Everything matters ♪ 1921 01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:15,458 ♪ And all things belong ♪ 1922 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:20,083 ♪ Fear is the same place ♪ 1923 01:28:20,166 --> 01:28:24,708 ♪ That courage comes from ♪ 1924 01:28:30,041 --> 01:28:34,333 ♪ Family's not only ♪ 1925 01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:39,666 ♪ Who you're related to ♪ 1926 01:28:39,750 --> 01:28:44,208 ♪ It's who you care for ♪ 1927 01:28:44,291 --> 01:28:48,416 ♪ And who cares for you ♪ 1928 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:53,291 ♪ It's easy to hate ♪ 1929 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:58,750 ♪ What you don't understand ♪ 1930 01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:03,000 ♪ If we don't agree ♪ 1931 01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:08,500 ♪ Could you still take my hand? ♪ 1932 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,750 ♪ Open the door ♪ 1933 01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:13,041 ♪ Look what we've done ♪ 1934 01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,458 ♪ Open your heart ♪ 1935 01:29:16,125 --> 01:29:18,166 ♪ How far we've come ♪ 1936 01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:22,333 ♪ Lessons in life ♪ 1937 01:29:22,416 --> 01:29:27,833 ♪ They are learned in reverse ♪ 1938 01:29:27,916 --> 01:29:31,916 ♪ My wisest friends ♪ 1939 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:37,083 ♪ Talk completely backwards ♪ 1940 01:29:37,666 --> 01:29:42,041 ♪ Nothing is pointless ♪ 1941 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:47,125 ♪ And nothing's too much ♪ 1942 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:51,250 ♪ You may feel small ♪ 1943 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:56,375 ♪ But you are big enough ♪ 1944 01:29:57,208 --> 01:29:58,833 ♪ Open the door ♪ 1945 01:29:59,541 --> 01:30:01,166 ♪ Look what we've done ♪ 1946 01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:04,333 ♪ Open your heart ♪ 1947 01:30:04,416 --> 01:30:06,208 ♪ How far we've come ♪ 1948 01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,500 ♪ Open the door ♪ 1949 01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:10,916 ♪ Look what we've done ♪ 1950 01:30:11,708 --> 01:30:13,416 ♪ Open your heart ♪ 1951 01:30:14,083 --> 01:30:16,000 ♪ How far we've come ♪ 1952 01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:27,666 [thunder rumbling] 1953 01:30:35,833 --> 01:30:38,125 ♪ Open the door ♪ 1954 01:30:38,208 --> 01:30:40,625 ♪ Look what we've done ♪ 1955 01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:42,958 ♪ Open your heart ♪ 1956 01:30:43,041 --> 01:30:45,375 ♪ How far we've come ♪ 1957 01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:47,791 ♪ Open the door ♪ 1958 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:49,791 ♪ Look what we've done ♪ 1959 01:30:49,875 --> 01:30:50,791 [Twits scream] 1960 01:30:50,875 --> 01:30:52,666 ♪ Open your heart ♪ 1961 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:54,375 ♪ How far we've come ♪ 1962 01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:55,708 [music ends] 1963 01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:58,166 [intriguing music plays] 1964 01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:00,250 [Twits panting] 1965 01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:03,791 [animals chittering] 1966 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:05,041 [Mrs. Twit sighs] 1967 01:31:05,458 --> 01:31:07,833 -[balloon pops] -[screams, gasps] 1968 01:31:07,916 --> 01:31:11,125 [squawking] 1969 01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:13,083 -[both scream] -[gasps] 1970 01:31:13,833 --> 01:31:16,000 -[squawks] -[Mr. Twit gasps] 1971 01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:17,583 [Mr. Twit] No! 1972 01:31:17,666 --> 01:31:19,166 [Mrs. Twit groans] 1973 01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:23,708 [Twits screaming] 1974 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:26,708 -[both grunt] -[Mr. Twit sighs] 1975 01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:28,333 -[animal snarls] -What? 1976 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:30,375 -[ominous music playing] -Huh? 1977 01:31:30,875 --> 01:31:32,250 -[animal snarls] -[both gasp] 1978 01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:35,125 -Where on earth are we? -[footsteps thudding heavily] 1979 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:37,000 [roars] 1980 01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:39,375 [Mr. Twit] It looks like… 1981 01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:41,208 Loompaland. 1982 01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:42,666 [plays jaunty melody] 1983 01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:43,958 [Muggle-Wumps growl] 1984 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:46,833 I don't like this. Not one little bit. 1985 01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:49,458 -[Twits scream] -[laughs in deep voice] 1986 01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:50,916 [Twits scream] 1987 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,208 -Mm. -[Mr. Twit] I knew it would end like this. 1988 01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:57,291 -[Mrs. Twit] This is your fault! -It's your fault, you dung beetle. 1989 01:31:57,375 --> 01:31:58,541 [Mrs. Twit screams] 1990 01:31:58,625 --> 01:32:00,625 [romantic doo-wop music plays] 1991 01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:16,166 ♪ Every day I fall in love with you ♪ 1992 01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:19,416 ♪ And then you hurt me ♪ 1993 01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:22,958 ♪ Splitting my heart in two ♪ 1994 01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:29,291 ♪ But then I fall once again ♪ 1995 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:36,291 ♪ Well, I bought you a diamond ring ♪ 1996 01:32:37,041 --> 01:32:39,750 ♪ Then later you pawned it ♪ 1997 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,166 ♪ Saying you'd lost it, babe ♪ 1998 01:32:43,666 --> 01:32:49,375 ♪ Like a fool, I bought it again ♪ 1999 01:32:53,208 --> 01:32:57,083 ♪ Please ♪ 2000 01:32:57,166 --> 01:33:03,875 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2001 01:33:03,958 --> 01:33:10,000 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2002 01:33:10,083 --> 01:33:16,291 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2003 01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:23,083 ♪ Well, I took you to the opera ♪ 2004 01:33:24,125 --> 01:33:26,750 ♪ I thought it was fancy ♪ 2005 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,875 ♪ I went to the bathroom, babe ♪ 2006 01:33:30,416 --> 01:33:34,541 ♪ And when I came out You had left me alone ♪ 2007 01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:43,583 ♪ Well, we can't go on like this My darling ♪ 2008 01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:47,083 ♪ My heart, it can't take it ♪ 2009 01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:50,916 ♪ If you trick me again, my sweet ♪ 2010 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:56,625 ♪ Your heart, I will break it ♪ 2011 01:33:59,666 --> 01:34:04,333 ♪ So please ♪ 2012 01:34:04,416 --> 01:34:11,125 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2013 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:17,208 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2014 01:34:17,291 --> 01:34:23,583 ♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2015 01:34:27,875 --> 01:34:29,083 ♪ Come on, darling ♪ 2016 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:35,916 -♪ All I want is not to be lied to ♪ -♪ Please don't trick me again ♪ 2017 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,541 ♪ I don't wanna trick you You don't wanna trick me ♪ 2018 01:34:39,625 --> 01:34:41,791 ♪ Can't we all just get along? ♪ 2019 01:34:42,916 --> 01:34:44,125 ♪ I love you ♪ 2020 01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:46,666 ♪ Do you love me? ♪ 2021 01:34:47,791 --> 01:34:50,416 ♪ Why are we always Fightin' all the time? ♪ 2022 01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,583 ♪ I don't like it ♪ 2023 01:34:53,416 --> 01:34:55,416 [pleasant music plays] 2024 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:04,541 ♪ The world is red in tooth and claw ♪ 2025 01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:10,500 ♪ Jaws that bite and teeth that gnaw ♪ 2026 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,416 ♪ Hear their screams ♪ 2027 01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:16,875 ♪ Their cries and roars ♪ 2028 01:35:17,416 --> 01:35:23,000 ♪ Our lives are nasty, brutish and short ♪ 2029 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:29,625 ♪ But in dreams you are safe ♪ 2030 01:35:29,708 --> 01:35:32,500 ♪ In dreams you are free ♪ 2031 01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:35,333 ♪ In that beautiful place ♪ 2032 01:35:35,416 --> 01:35:38,583 ♪ Close your eyes and you'll see ♪ 2033 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,541 ♪ The flowers that smile ♪ 2034 01:35:41,625 --> 01:35:46,625 ♪ The sun, it will shine ♪ 2035 01:35:47,208 --> 01:35:53,875 ♪ And nothing can hurt you now ♪ 2036 01:35:56,500 --> 01:36:01,750 ♪ Only the lucky will survive ♪ 2037 01:36:01,833 --> 01:36:07,625 ♪ Not everyone comes back alive ♪ 2038 01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,541 ♪ The light goes out ♪ 2039 01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:14,791 ♪ The shadows fall ♪ 2040 01:36:14,875 --> 01:36:21,708 ♪ No one will hear you when you call ♪ 2041 01:36:22,541 --> 01:36:26,500 ♪ But in dreams you are safe ♪ 2042 01:36:26,583 --> 01:36:29,333 ♪ In dreams you are free ♪ 2043 01:36:29,416 --> 01:36:32,250 ♪ In that beautiful place ♪ 2044 01:36:32,333 --> 01:36:35,416 ♪ Close your eyes and you'll see ♪ 2045 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:38,291 ♪ The flowers that smile ♪ 2046 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:43,916 ♪ The sun, it will shine ♪ 2047 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:50,250 ♪ And nothing can hurt you now ♪ 2048 01:36:56,541 --> 01:36:58,541 [dramatic heavy metal music plays] 2049 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:51,000 [music ends] 2050 01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:54,916 [Dorcas hums] 2051 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,500 ♪ Hooray for ham ♪ 2052 01:37:57,208 --> 01:38:01,000 ♪ La-la, la-la, it's suppertime Hooray for ham, ha-ha, ha-ha ♪ 2053 01:38:01,083 --> 01:38:02,583 ♪ Hooray for ham ♪ 2054 01:38:02,666 --> 01:38:03,750 [object shatters]