WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:15.510 --> 00:01:16.554 Hello! 4 00:01:17.294 --> 00:01:18.861 English, please. 5 00:01:18.904 --> 00:01:21.690 I'm surrounded by idiots. 6 00:01:21.733 --> 00:01:23.474 That girl is a lot. 7 00:01:35.965 --> 00:01:39.229 I told you, Pugsley. It's push, not pull. 8 00:01:39.273 --> 00:01:40.578 Hello, everyone! 9 00:01:41.318 --> 00:01:42.493 I can't believe 10 00:01:42.537 --> 00:01:44.756 parents let their children go out like this. 11 00:01:44.800 --> 00:01:47.672 They're all so clean, 12 00:01:47.716 --> 00:01:49.109 shiny. 13 00:01:49.152 --> 00:01:50.936 Oh, it's not all bad, my dear. 14 00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:52.721 At least they pit the children against each other 15 00:01:52.764 --> 00:01:54.157 in a competition 16 00:01:54.201 --> 00:01:56.594 that will inevitably scar the losers forever. 17 00:01:56.638 --> 00:01:59.945 Behold! The gift of Prometheus! 18 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:06.300 Ugh. 19 00:02:07.039 --> 00:02:08.302 Step aside, kid. 20 00:02:08.345 --> 00:02:09.781 I'll show you how it's done. 21 00:02:13.176 --> 00:02:14.221 - What? 22 00:02:14.264 --> 00:02:16.136 - 23 00:02:17.267 --> 00:02:19.313 Ladies and gentlemen. 24 00:02:20.401 --> 00:02:23.012 Come on, come on. Wednesday is next. 25 00:02:23.055 --> 00:02:25.667 Have you ever found yourself discontented 26 00:02:25.710 --> 00:02:27.408 by those closest to you? 27 00:02:27.451 --> 00:02:30.019 Are you irked by their inability 28 00:02:30.062 --> 00:02:33.065 to heed simple requests? 29 00:02:33.109 --> 00:02:37.026 Such as, "Please don't come to my science fair." 30 00:02:37.069 --> 00:02:39.115 She's talking about us. 31 00:02:40.638 --> 00:02:42.118 Do you ever wish you could take 32 00:02:42.162 --> 00:02:43.946 their undesirable qualities 33 00:02:43.989 --> 00:02:46.818 and eliminate them forever? 34 00:02:46.862 --> 00:02:48.994 It can be done. 35 00:02:49.038 --> 00:02:51.736 Meet my Uncle Fester. 36 00:02:51.780 --> 00:02:52.998 Hello! 37 00:02:53.042 --> 00:02:54.913 - 38 00:02:54.957 --> 00:02:56.480 -That's my brother. 39 00:02:56.524 --> 00:02:58.090 Observe. 40 00:02:59.266 --> 00:03:00.615 Hmm. 41 00:03:01.790 --> 00:03:03.574 -Mm. 42 00:03:08.492 --> 00:03:09.885 - Come on! 43 00:03:09.928 --> 00:03:11.930 Stomach-turning, isn't it? 44 00:03:11.974 --> 00:03:13.584 In stark contrast, however, 45 00:03:14.672 --> 00:03:16.413 is Socrates. 46 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:19.677 Aw. 47 00:03:19.721 --> 00:03:21.679 Psst! Are you gonna eat that? 48 00:03:21.723 --> 00:03:24.595 This led me to ponder the question, 49 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:28.077 what if personality traits could be extracted 50 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:30.427 and implanted between creatures? 51 00:03:40.002 --> 00:03:41.395 Bottoms up. 52 00:03:44.876 --> 00:03:45.877 Ooh. 53 00:03:56.932 --> 00:03:59.282 Yay! All right! Thank you, thank you. 54 00:03:59.326 --> 00:04:00.370 What happened? 55 00:04:02.198 --> 00:04:04.548 Is there a single person 56 00:04:04.592 --> 00:04:06.246 in the history of the world 57 00:04:06.289 --> 00:04:08.248 who's made more of a breakthrough? 58 00:04:08.291 --> 00:04:10.772 She's an enfant terrible. 59 00:04:10.815 --> 00:04:13.731 With the focus on terrible. 60 00:04:13.775 --> 00:04:18.910 Cara mia,you know what French does to me. 61 00:04:18.954 --> 00:04:23.524 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 62 00:04:23.567 --> 00:04:25.874 Here to present the awards at this year's 63 00:04:25.917 --> 00:04:28.180 Strange Foundation National Science Fair, 64 00:04:28.224 --> 00:04:29.791 is the brilliant innovator 65 00:04:29.834 --> 00:04:34.448 and the namesake of our foundation, Cyrus Strange. 66 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:38.539 Hello, everyone. 67 00:04:38.582 --> 00:04:39.888 Oh! 68 00:04:39.931 --> 00:04:42.107 I'm so honored to be here. 69 00:04:42.151 --> 00:04:45.110 But, well, I'm not actually there, I'm... 70 00:04:45.154 --> 00:04:46.851 - 71 00:04:47.722 --> 00:04:49.158 Well, you get it. 72 00:04:49.201 --> 00:04:51.160 Welcome to this year's science fair. 73 00:04:51.203 --> 00:04:52.509 I'm excited to honor this group 74 00:04:52.553 --> 00:04:54.555 of brilliant minds we have before us. 75 00:04:54.598 --> 00:04:56.339 Let's proceed. 76 00:04:56.383 --> 00:04:58.559 And the winner is... 77 00:04:58.602 --> 00:04:59.951 -Good luck. - 78 00:05:01.388 --> 00:05:03.694 Oh. You were serious. 79 00:05:05.305 --> 00:05:07.611 Everyone who participated. 80 00:05:07.655 --> 00:05:09.874 -What? - That's right. 81 00:05:09.918 --> 00:05:12.964 This year, we are embracing a new philosophy. 82 00:05:13.008 --> 00:05:15.489 Just trying makes you a winner. 83 00:05:15.532 --> 00:05:18.840 But how can you be a winner if no one is a loser? 84 00:05:18.883 --> 00:05:21.712 Every single one of you is special. 85 00:05:21.756 --> 00:05:22.931 Disagree. 86 00:05:22.974 --> 00:05:23.975 He's not special. 87 00:05:24.019 --> 00:05:26.326 Did you see his volcano? 88 00:05:26.369 --> 00:05:28.371 What was that? Baking soda? 89 00:05:28.415 --> 00:05:29.938 Is this the third grade? 90 00:05:29.981 --> 00:05:32.027 It does not count! 91 00:05:32.070 --> 00:05:33.637 Don't you get it? 92 00:05:33.681 --> 00:05:36.597 -Ugh. -I get it, Wednesday. 93 00:05:36.640 --> 00:05:37.946 I watched your presentation. 94 00:05:37.989 --> 00:05:39.991 It was brilliant. 95 00:05:40.035 --> 00:05:41.993 Yes, I'm aware of that. 96 00:05:42.037 --> 00:05:43.778 I see a kindred spirit in you. 97 00:05:43.821 --> 00:05:46.607 Mm-hmm. The makings of a great mind. 98 00:05:46.650 --> 00:05:49.087 If you'd like to share your research with me, 99 00:05:49.131 --> 00:05:51.351 I could develop it further in my lab. 100 00:05:51.394 --> 00:05:53.178 Imagine what would happen 101 00:05:53.222 --> 00:05:56.530 if we combined your data with the proper resources? 102 00:05:56.573 --> 00:05:59.315 Alas, I can't share any of that. 103 00:05:59.359 --> 00:06:00.795 It's a family secret. 104 00:06:00.838 --> 00:06:02.579 I see. 105 00:06:02.623 --> 00:06:05.060 And which family is yours? 106 00:06:05.103 --> 00:06:06.104 Fire in the hole! 107 00:06:08.063 --> 00:06:09.151 Oh. 108 00:06:10.587 --> 00:06:12.415 Pretty hot, eh, ladies? 109 00:06:13.024 --> 00:06:14.983 Nice job, Romeo. 110 00:06:18.682 --> 00:06:21.859 For more 111 00:06:24.993 --> 00:06:27.778 Morticia, my queen, 112 00:06:27.822 --> 00:06:29.650 you inflame me. 113 00:06:29.693 --> 00:06:33.001 I feel liquid magma lapping at my body. 114 00:06:33.044 --> 00:06:34.785 You're on fire, dear. 115 00:06:34.829 --> 00:06:36.570 Ha! So I am! 116 00:06:39.747 --> 00:06:41.401 My condolences. 117 00:07:16.131 --> 00:07:19.439 Great thinkers need obstacles to function. 118 00:07:19.482 --> 00:07:21.832 Yet, with every meaningless trophy, 119 00:07:21.876 --> 00:07:25.619 I become more and more unremarkable. 120 00:07:25.662 --> 00:07:30.319 And with every hug, more brain cells erode. 121 00:07:30.362 --> 00:07:33.583 But, like the phoenix from the ashes, 122 00:07:33.627 --> 00:07:36.281 I shall rise above this setback. 123 00:07:37.587 --> 00:07:41.025 Together, we shall turn heads, Socrates. 124 00:07:42.331 --> 00:07:44.768 Starting with Pugsley. 125 00:07:44.812 --> 00:07:45.900 - 126 00:07:48.206 --> 00:07:50.731 -Love hurts, huh, kid? -Huh? 127 00:07:50.774 --> 00:07:53.124 Well, I saw you swing and miss horribly 128 00:07:53.168 --> 00:07:55.518 with the ladies at the science fair. 129 00:07:55.562 --> 00:07:59.000 So, I thought you should read my book! 130 00:07:59.043 --> 00:08:03.918 The Fester Method: How to Woo and Other Tips on Love. 131 00:08:05.267 --> 00:08:06.486 You wrote this? 132 00:08:06.529 --> 00:08:08.313 Self-published, on the Internet. 133 00:08:08.357 --> 00:08:10.228 Not easy to do. 134 00:08:10.272 --> 00:08:13.231 Pugsley, I've been on three first dates. 135 00:08:13.275 --> 00:08:16.670 I mean, who else has that kind of experience? 136 00:08:20.064 --> 00:08:23.677 I know this, uh, goes against guy code, 137 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:25.548 but what are you doing Friday night? 138 00:08:25.592 --> 00:08:27.550 - 139 00:08:30.510 --> 00:08:32.294 Hey, you kids, come on down here. 140 00:08:32.337 --> 00:08:33.513 It's dinner time. 141 00:08:33.556 --> 00:08:35.384 Mmm. 142 00:08:35.427 --> 00:08:36.603 -Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 143 00:08:37.908 --> 00:08:40.215 It's dinner time, my favorite nighttime meal! 144 00:08:40.258 --> 00:08:41.433 My balls! 145 00:08:43.479 --> 00:08:45.089 -uh-oh, my head! 146 00:08:48.092 --> 00:08:50.138 Mmm. 147 00:08:51.182 --> 00:08:52.140 Oh! 148 00:08:53.445 --> 00:08:55.230 - 149 00:08:55.273 --> 00:08:57.145 Please, Uncle Fester, wait for the children. 150 00:08:57.188 --> 00:08:58.625 Children? 151 00:08:58.668 --> 00:09:00.757 I thought we were having chicken. 152 00:09:00.801 --> 00:09:02.454 Where are those two? 153 00:09:02.498 --> 00:09:04.848 Pugsley may have an appetite for destruction, 154 00:09:04.892 --> 00:09:07.024 but it's never a match for his stomach. 155 00:09:07.068 --> 00:09:08.504 I wouldn't wait on Pugsley. 156 00:09:08.548 --> 00:09:10.985 Kid's got a lot of homework to do. 157 00:09:11.028 --> 00:09:12.552 This generation. 158 00:09:12.595 --> 00:09:14.554 Let's at least wait for Wednesday. 159 00:09:16.381 --> 00:09:18.514 Why does nobody in this family 160 00:09:18.558 --> 00:09:20.168 come in through the front door? 161 00:09:20.211 --> 00:09:22.257 "Dearest Mother and Father, 162 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:25.216 I will not be attending this evening's ritual mastication." 163 00:09:25.260 --> 00:09:26.522 I guess she's not hungry. 164 00:09:26.566 --> 00:09:28.524 "It's not that I'm not hungry, 165 00:09:28.568 --> 00:09:30.526 I am just choosing to spare myself 166 00:09:30.570 --> 00:09:33.660 the agony of your compliments on my performance today 167 00:09:33.703 --> 00:09:36.750 and your needy attempt to hang my award above the fireplace." 168 00:09:36.793 --> 00:09:38.621 I should go try to talk to her. 169 00:09:38.665 --> 00:09:40.362 "Don't try to talk to me. 170 00:09:40.405 --> 00:09:41.668 I want to be alone." 171 00:09:41.711 --> 00:09:44.235 We should bring her a plate at least. 172 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:46.411 "P.S. Don't even bring me a plate." 173 00:09:46.455 --> 00:09:48.979 This is the third dinner 174 00:09:49.023 --> 00:09:50.546 Wednesday has skipped this week. 175 00:09:50.590 --> 00:09:52.113 Why is she avoiding us? 176 00:09:52.156 --> 00:09:55.116 All I ever do is try to love and support her. 177 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:58.467 Gomez, I think she's saying that's the problem. 178 00:09:58.510 --> 00:10:01.513 You're brilliant, cara mia. 179 00:10:01.557 --> 00:10:03.472 -What? -She's trying to tell me 180 00:10:03.515 --> 00:10:05.692 that what a young girl wants 181 00:10:05.735 --> 00:10:07.607 is a ton of attention from her father. 182 00:10:07.650 --> 00:10:10.697 Or you could just keep being yourself. 183 00:10:10.740 --> 00:10:13.395 Let her come back to us when she's ready. 184 00:10:13.438 --> 00:10:15.353 But that could take forever! 185 00:10:15.397 --> 00:10:19.401 I have the very solution to the problem, cara mia. 186 00:10:19.444 --> 00:10:20.968 We'll take a family road trip. 187 00:10:21.011 --> 00:10:22.534 What? 188 00:10:22.578 --> 00:10:25.102 You've always wanted to see more of this great country. 189 00:10:25.146 --> 00:10:26.800 Well, it's true. 190 00:10:26.843 --> 00:10:30.630 We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go. 191 00:10:30.673 --> 00:10:32.022 Then it's settled! 192 00:10:32.066 --> 00:10:35.243 We are going on an Addams family vacation! 193 00:10:39.203 --> 00:10:40.944 Come on, kids. 194 00:10:40.988 --> 00:10:44.948 Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper. 195 00:10:44.992 --> 00:10:46.820 Thing's been fixing it up. 196 00:10:53.696 --> 00:10:54.871 It's a hybrid. 197 00:10:54.915 --> 00:10:57.482 Half car, half eyesore. 198 00:10:57.526 --> 00:11:00.224 Mother, Father, this is cruel. 199 00:11:00.268 --> 00:11:02.139 Even for you. 200 00:11:03.793 --> 00:11:06.230 -That's the spirit, Lurch. - 201 00:11:08.145 --> 00:11:10.191 -Ha-ha! 202 00:11:10.234 --> 00:11:11.671 Let's go, Wednesday. 203 00:11:11.714 --> 00:11:13.977 It's time for some family bonding. 204 00:11:14.021 --> 00:11:16.676 Whether you like it or not. 205 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.200 You see, Wednesday, 206 00:11:19.243 --> 00:11:20.854 this trip will bring the Addams family 207 00:11:20.897 --> 00:11:23.552 closer than ever before. 208 00:11:25.772 --> 00:11:28.383 Or there will be no survivors. 209 00:11:28.949 --> 00:11:30.428 Hello? 210 00:11:30.472 --> 00:11:32.126 Anybody home? 211 00:11:32.169 --> 00:11:33.214 Hello? 212 00:11:33.257 --> 00:11:34.345 Mr. Addams? 213 00:11:35.303 --> 00:11:37.305 Hello, good sir! 214 00:11:37.348 --> 00:11:38.349 I am Gomez Addams. 215 00:11:39.655 --> 00:11:42.049 And this is my wife, Morticia. 216 00:11:42.092 --> 00:11:43.528 Charmed. 217 00:11:43.572 --> 00:11:45.095 I'll get right to the point. 218 00:11:45.139 --> 00:11:46.749 My name is Mustela. 219 00:11:46.793 --> 00:11:50.231 I'm a lawyer representing a couple in Sausalito, California. 220 00:11:50.274 --> 00:11:52.015 Recent evidence has come to light 221 00:11:52.059 --> 00:11:54.670 that on the night of my client's daughter's birth, 222 00:11:54.714 --> 00:11:56.237 she may have been switched 223 00:11:56.280 --> 00:11:58.456 with another child at the hospital. 224 00:11:58.500 --> 00:12:03.026 Namely, a Wednesday Addams. 225 00:12:03.070 --> 00:12:04.549 - 226 00:12:07.074 --> 00:12:09.119 Ooh, hilarious! 227 00:12:09.163 --> 00:12:13.123 All this, just to get out of a family road trip. 228 00:12:13.167 --> 00:12:15.082 How much did Wednesday pay you? 229 00:12:15.125 --> 00:12:16.648 Excuse me? 230 00:12:16.692 --> 00:12:19.129 Oh! Sorry, sorry, where are my manners? 231 00:12:19.173 --> 00:12:21.828 I think he's expecting a tip. 232 00:12:21.871 --> 00:12:24.787 No, I'm expecting a DNA sample. 233 00:12:24.831 --> 00:12:26.615 If you'll bring the child here, we can-- 234 00:12:26.658 --> 00:12:29.357 I never seem to have a tip. 235 00:12:29.400 --> 00:12:30.750 -I do. 236 00:12:30.793 --> 00:12:33.578 Great Uncle Zander left me these tips in his will. 237 00:12:33.622 --> 00:12:35.711 I knew one day they'd come in handy. 238 00:12:35.755 --> 00:12:37.844 There you go, my good man. 239 00:12:37.887 --> 00:12:40.411 Well played. Very amusing indeed. 240 00:12:40.455 --> 00:12:42.370 I assure you, Mr. Addams, 241 00:12:42.413 --> 00:12:45.547 there's nothing amusing about this. 242 00:12:45.590 --> 00:12:48.942 And this is far from over! 243 00:12:48.985 --> 00:12:51.161 I can't believe he gave me the finger. 244 00:12:52.423 --> 00:12:55.426 Mother, Father, who was that man? 245 00:12:55.470 --> 00:12:57.298 Very funny, Wednesday. 246 00:12:57.341 --> 00:12:59.039 Nice try. 247 00:12:59.082 --> 00:13:01.345 I have no idea what you're talking about. 248 00:13:01.389 --> 00:13:02.956 Who was he? 249 00:13:05.697 --> 00:13:07.351 No one for you to worry about. 250 00:13:07.395 --> 00:13:08.700 No one at all, dear. 251 00:13:09.614 --> 00:13:10.615 Hmm. 252 00:13:11.921 --> 00:13:13.488 Thank you for watching the house 253 00:13:13.531 --> 00:13:14.881 while we're gone, Grandma. 254 00:13:14.924 --> 00:13:17.405 It's such a relief to know it's in safe hands. 255 00:13:17.448 --> 00:13:19.015 Oh, please. 256 00:13:19.059 --> 00:13:22.453 Trust me, these hands have cracked many safes. 257 00:13:22.497 --> 00:13:25.674 Thing, let the vacation commence! 258 00:13:27.371 --> 00:13:28.590 Let's roll! 259 00:13:39.383 --> 00:13:41.472 Bye! Farewell! 260 00:13:41.516 --> 00:13:44.258 Adios!Toodle-oo! 261 00:13:44.301 --> 00:13:46.260 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I thought they'd never leave. 262 00:13:46.303 --> 00:13:49.219 Let's party! 263 00:13:51.352 --> 00:13:53.049 You read my mind, chuckles. 264 00:13:53.093 --> 00:13:54.834 Time to make some money. 265 00:14:02.493 --> 00:14:03.581 I thought that first, 266 00:14:03.625 --> 00:14:06.236 we shall pay our respects to the immolated 267 00:14:06.280 --> 00:14:08.369 in the witch-haunted city of Salem. 268 00:14:08.412 --> 00:14:12.416 Then, in the great nomadic tradition of our ancestors, 269 00:14:12.460 --> 00:14:16.333 we'll flit hither and thither across this great nation 270 00:14:16.377 --> 00:14:17.682 until we reach 271 00:14:17.726 --> 00:14:19.815 -our final destination. - 272 00:14:19.859 --> 00:14:23.819 The place on Earth where people are happiest! 273 00:14:23.863 --> 00:14:25.952 Death Valley! 274 00:14:26.909 --> 00:14:28.302 We'll be gone for three weeks. 275 00:14:28.345 --> 00:14:30.130 Three weeks? 276 00:14:30.173 --> 00:14:32.306 You're both growing up so fast. 277 00:14:32.349 --> 00:14:33.916 Soon, you'll move out, 278 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:35.526 and it'll be nice to have a memory 279 00:14:35.570 --> 00:14:36.876 we could look back upon. 280 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:39.574 No matter how terrible. 281 00:14:39.617 --> 00:14:41.271 Ooh, like prom night. 282 00:14:45.319 --> 00:14:48.539 'Bout to go global 283 00:14:50.541 --> 00:14:52.935 I can't believe the boss made me bring backup. 284 00:14:52.979 --> 00:14:54.806 No offense, I just really don't see 285 00:14:54.850 --> 00:14:56.373 what you bring to the table. 286 00:14:57.374 --> 00:14:58.985 All I know is, 287 00:14:59.028 --> 00:15:01.509 if we don't get that girl and bring her back to Sausalito, 288 00:15:01.552 --> 00:15:02.989 we'll both be fired. 289 00:15:04.251 --> 00:15:06.775 Oh, ugh. Mint? 290 00:15:06.818 --> 00:15:08.385 You know what? Take 'em all. 291 00:15:21.442 --> 00:15:23.966 'Bout to go global 292 00:15:34.368 --> 00:15:35.935 Ooh, ooh, ooh. And then it goes... 293 00:15:41.766 --> 00:15:43.943 Anyway, it's not finished yet, 294 00:15:43.986 --> 00:15:46.336 but it's my best rock opera yet. 295 00:15:46.380 --> 00:15:48.773 I'm calling it Rocktapus. 296 00:15:48.817 --> 00:15:50.340 I wrote it in the bath. 297 00:15:50.384 --> 00:15:53.169 I've been taking a lot of baths recently. 298 00:15:53.213 --> 00:15:54.518 You know, I think it's... 299 00:15:58.522 --> 00:16:01.961 All that beautiful water! 300 00:16:03.266 --> 00:16:04.964 Forget Salem! We know how it turned out. 301 00:16:05.007 --> 00:16:06.356 Change of plans. 302 00:16:24.070 --> 00:16:26.202 Thing, how did this happen? 303 00:16:26.246 --> 00:16:27.812 We were supposed to be in Salem. 304 00:16:29.858 --> 00:16:31.816 Ah, don't be mad, brother. 305 00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:34.428 Niagara Falls is the great Wonder of the World 306 00:16:34.471 --> 00:16:36.952 and kills the most tourists 307 00:16:36.996 --> 00:16:39.868 with its powerful, seductive 308 00:16:44.568 --> 00:16:46.831 Fester? Fester? 309 00:16:46.875 --> 00:16:48.703 Hey, Fester. - 310 00:16:48.746 --> 00:16:49.965 Are you feeling all right? 311 00:16:50.009 --> 00:16:52.576 You're not your usual creepy self. 312 00:16:52.620 --> 00:16:53.838 Not especially. 313 00:16:53.882 --> 00:16:55.318 Will you take a look at this? 314 00:16:55.362 --> 00:16:57.320 -Does this seem off to you? - 315 00:16:57.364 --> 00:16:58.713 It smells okay, 316 00:16:58.756 --> 00:17:00.497 but make sure to put it in the fridge. 317 00:17:00.541 --> 00:17:02.064 Seafood turns very quickly. 318 00:17:04.501 --> 00:17:06.025 Having fun? 319 00:17:06.068 --> 00:17:10.203 I'm staring at Canada, if that answers your question. 320 00:17:10.246 --> 00:17:11.943 I'm sorry, Wednesday. 321 00:17:11.987 --> 00:17:13.554 I know how much you wanted to see 322 00:17:13.597 --> 00:17:16.035 where girls your age were burned at the stake. 323 00:17:16.078 --> 00:17:17.210 What did you call them again? 324 00:17:17.732 --> 00:17:20.126 Squad goals. 325 00:17:20.169 --> 00:17:22.258 What do you say we do a little exploring? 326 00:17:22.302 --> 00:17:23.346 Just us. 327 00:17:23.390 --> 00:17:25.435 I saw a vintage store in town. 328 00:17:25.479 --> 00:17:28.699 Maybe it's time for you to try out a more mature look. 329 00:17:30.310 --> 00:17:32.877 The little black dress is a classic, Mother. 330 00:17:32.921 --> 00:17:34.575 There's my little holy terror. 331 00:17:36.011 --> 00:17:38.361 You know how I feel about hugs, Father. 332 00:17:42.017 --> 00:17:45.238 Did you know dozens of people tried to go over these falls 333 00:17:45.281 --> 00:17:46.717 in wooden barrels? 334 00:17:46.761 --> 00:17:48.284 Does anyone survive? 335 00:17:48.328 --> 00:17:50.852 Some do. Some don't. 336 00:17:50.895 --> 00:17:54.682 I hear it's a barrel of fun. 337 00:17:54.725 --> 00:17:56.684 - 338 00:17:56.727 --> 00:18:00.122 Pugsley, have you ever worn a coat of live bees? 339 00:18:00.166 --> 00:18:02.603 OMG. 340 00:18:02.646 --> 00:18:04.692 I should totes take a selfie of this moment. 341 00:18:06.128 --> 00:18:08.957 Ah! This is the perfect opportunity 342 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:10.872 to try out the moves in my book. 343 00:18:10.915 --> 00:18:12.178 The key with women 344 00:18:12.221 --> 00:18:14.745 is to make a strong first impression. 345 00:18:14.789 --> 00:18:16.312 You mean like a bad smell? 346 00:18:16.356 --> 00:18:17.922 Well, that goes without saying. 347 00:18:17.966 --> 00:18:21.709 What I mean is, it's important to make a big splash. 348 00:18:21.752 --> 00:18:23.276 Are you with me, kid? 349 00:18:26.322 --> 00:18:27.410 - 350 00:18:27.454 --> 00:18:28.629 -Huh? - Ouch! 351 00:18:28.672 --> 00:18:30.587 I just skinned my knee 352 00:18:30.631 --> 00:18:32.459 falling for you. 353 00:18:34.591 --> 00:18:36.593 That's so corny. 354 00:18:36.637 --> 00:18:39.379 Ugh. Did you get that from a book? 355 00:18:39.422 --> 00:18:40.641 -Uh-oh. Uh... - 356 00:18:40.684 --> 00:18:42.947 Leave this to me. 357 00:18:42.991 --> 00:18:45.515 Excuse me, vacuous lemmings. 358 00:18:47.822 --> 00:18:49.737 Oh, come on. 359 00:18:53.132 --> 00:18:55.134 - 360 00:18:59.529 --> 00:19:01.879 Let me begin 361 00:19:01.923 --> 00:19:04.447 Battle me, that's a sin 362 00:19:04.491 --> 00:19:06.362 Punk, you better back up 363 00:19:06.406 --> 00:19:07.929 And, yo 364 00:19:07.972 --> 00:19:09.365 - 365 00:19:09.409 --> 00:19:10.845 I came to get down 366 00:19:10.888 --> 00:19:12.020 And jump around 367 00:19:13.152 --> 00:19:14.283 - 368 00:19:19.549 --> 00:19:21.986 And get down! 369 00:19:24.032 --> 00:19:26.904 Jump! Jump! 370 00:19:34.869 --> 00:19:37.915 Madison, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 371 00:19:37.959 --> 00:19:39.352 - 372 00:19:39.395 --> 00:19:41.789 Help! 373 00:19:41.832 --> 00:19:43.225 Is that a maybe? 374 00:19:51.146 --> 00:19:53.366 - 375 00:20:00.547 --> 00:20:02.897 Right in the Niagara balls! 376 00:20:07.467 --> 00:20:09.295 Nobody is renting barrels. 377 00:20:09.338 --> 00:20:12.167 I had to buy 300 pickles just to get these. 378 00:20:12.211 --> 00:20:13.647 You go that way. I'll look over here. 379 00:20:13.690 --> 00:20:14.561 Gomez, look. 380 00:20:16.040 --> 00:20:17.520 Isn't that the weaselly man 381 00:20:17.564 --> 00:20:19.609 who came to the house looking for Wednesday? 382 00:20:19.653 --> 00:20:22.786 Well, I have to admit, I admire the man's tenacity. 383 00:20:22.830 --> 00:20:24.048 Wednesday, let's try 384 00:20:24.092 --> 00:20:26.616 a little family trust-building exercise. 385 00:20:26.660 --> 00:20:28.879 -I don't believe in exercise. - Sorry! 386 00:20:36.583 --> 00:20:41.109 Excelsior!Whoo-hoo-hoo! 387 00:20:42.719 --> 00:20:44.243 -Hey, hey, wait for me! 388 00:20:44.286 --> 00:20:46.245 I wanna go in the water too! 389 00:20:53.991 --> 00:20:56.342 Help! Pongo! 390 00:20:56.385 --> 00:20:58.344 Guess that takes care of that. 391 00:20:59.170 --> 00:21:00.781 Hey, where's Pugsley? 392 00:21:02.217 --> 00:21:04.654 Well, look at this, a tiny floating person. 393 00:21:04.698 --> 00:21:06.134 - 394 00:21:06.177 --> 00:21:07.614 Oh! There he is. 395 00:21:11.313 --> 00:21:13.794 How great was that, Wednesday? 396 00:21:13.837 --> 00:21:15.665 And we both survived. 397 00:21:15.709 --> 00:21:17.928 Another thing we have in common. 398 00:21:17.972 --> 00:21:20.279 Okay, what's going on? 399 00:21:20.322 --> 00:21:21.584 Whatever do you mean? 400 00:21:21.628 --> 00:21:22.933 Father. 401 00:21:22.977 --> 00:21:25.458 His erratic behavior. 402 00:21:25.501 --> 00:21:27.808 This last-minute family trip to make memories. 403 00:21:27.851 --> 00:21:29.288 Giving hugs. 404 00:21:29.331 --> 00:21:30.680 It's torture. 405 00:21:30.724 --> 00:21:31.986 And not the fun kind, 406 00:21:32.029 --> 00:21:35.032 like putting leeches in Pugsley's briefs. 407 00:21:35.076 --> 00:21:37.731 Anyway, I'm quite sure he's dying. 408 00:21:37.774 --> 00:21:39.341 -What? -Don't worry. 409 00:21:39.385 --> 00:21:40.777 I won't tell Pugsley. 410 00:21:40.821 --> 00:21:41.952 Not yet. 411 00:21:41.996 --> 00:21:44.085 He'll enjoy the surprise. 412 00:21:44.128 --> 00:21:48.611 But if you're afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, 413 00:21:48.655 --> 00:21:50.221 just know you have it. 414 00:21:50.265 --> 00:21:52.223 - 415 00:21:58.795 --> 00:22:01.494 Dropped out of school 416 00:22:01.537 --> 00:22:04.584 Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop! 417 00:22:04.627 --> 00:22:06.586 Please, darlings, quiet down. 418 00:22:06.629 --> 00:22:08.370 I'm trying to find a signal. 419 00:22:09.632 --> 00:22:11.591 - 420 00:22:12.766 --> 00:22:13.984 Ow! 421 00:22:14.028 --> 00:22:15.508 -Mom, help! - 422 00:22:15.551 --> 00:22:17.597 Gomez, have you heard from your mother yet? 423 00:22:17.640 --> 00:22:19.599 She's not answering my texts. 424 00:22:19.642 --> 00:22:21.775 Oh, she's probably having an early night. 425 00:22:21.818 --> 00:22:25.779 The woman is almost 102 years old, after all. 426 00:22:25.822 --> 00:22:27.781 -Whoo! 427 00:22:27.824 --> 00:22:29.348 - 428 00:22:32.655 --> 00:22:33.874 Whoo-hoo! 429 00:22:33.917 --> 00:22:35.397 -We're here for the party! 430 00:22:36.006 --> 00:22:37.530 Whoop-la! 431 00:22:37.573 --> 00:22:38.618 Tickets, please! 432 00:22:38.661 --> 00:22:42.099 Wow, this place is a whole mood. 433 00:22:42.143 --> 00:22:45.538 Well, if you're in the mood to party, 434 00:22:45.581 --> 00:22:47.409 step right this way. 435 00:22:47.453 --> 00:22:49.977 Whoa! This plant totes slaps! 436 00:22:50.020 --> 00:22:53.023 No, darling, she snaps. 437 00:22:53.067 --> 00:22:54.982 -Oh, don't worry, don't worry. 438 00:22:55.025 --> 00:22:56.984 She's on a vegan diet. 439 00:22:57.027 --> 00:23:00.857 In that she only eats vegans. 440 00:23:00.901 --> 00:23:02.293 And who's the headliner? 441 00:23:02.337 --> 00:23:04.948 Uh... Uh... The Talking Heads. 442 00:23:04.992 --> 00:23:05.949 For reals? 443 00:23:05.993 --> 00:23:07.211 Uh, yeah, yeah. 444 00:23:07.255 --> 00:23:08.648 Uh, they're right over there. 445 00:23:11.477 --> 00:23:13.130 - 446 00:23:13.174 --> 00:23:16.438 On you, ooh, ooh 447 00:23:17.918 --> 00:23:20.007 Um... I didn't pay $500 to watch a bunch of puppets. 448 00:23:20.050 --> 00:23:21.443 What? 449 00:23:21.487 --> 00:23:23.271 Do you know how hard it is to decapitate 450 00:23:23.314 --> 00:23:24.925 an entire barber shop quartet? 451 00:23:26.970 --> 00:23:29.190 Ew! Refund, please. 452 00:23:30.452 --> 00:23:31.888 Let's not be hasty. 453 00:23:31.932 --> 00:23:34.369 I was just joking. 454 00:23:34.413 --> 00:23:35.979 I don't want to ruin the surprise. 455 00:23:36.023 --> 00:23:37.981 And... And trust me, 456 00:23:38.025 --> 00:23:41.289 the headliner will make serious headlines. 457 00:23:42.856 --> 00:23:44.510 - 458 00:23:51.473 --> 00:23:53.344 It was the dead of night. 459 00:23:56.435 --> 00:23:58.828 -The witching hour. - 460 00:23:58.872 --> 00:24:00.439 The wolf howled. 461 00:24:03.746 --> 00:24:06.880 And then she heard a scratching at the door. 462 00:24:06.923 --> 00:24:08.534 Scratch, 463 00:24:08.577 --> 00:24:10.057 scratch, 464 00:24:10.100 --> 00:24:12.189 scratch. 465 00:24:12.233 --> 00:24:15.541 She slowly opened it to reveal 466 00:24:16.106 --> 00:24:17.934 a puppy! 467 00:24:17.978 --> 00:24:20.241 -And around its neck 468 00:24:20.284 --> 00:24:21.503 was a bow! 469 00:24:22.809 --> 00:24:25.855 -Mm. Gomez. - 470 00:24:25.899 --> 00:24:28.510 You remember when I first told you that one, Pugsley? 471 00:24:28.554 --> 00:24:30.730 You must've been two months old. 472 00:24:30.773 --> 00:24:34.342 Oh, you'd scream and scream until you wet yourself. 473 00:24:34.385 --> 00:24:36.518 Some things never change. 474 00:24:38.564 --> 00:24:40.348 She's not back yet. 475 00:24:40.391 --> 00:24:41.958 She said she wanted to be alone, 476 00:24:42.002 --> 00:24:44.091 but how long does that take? 477 00:24:44.134 --> 00:24:45.788 -There she is. 478 00:24:45.832 --> 00:24:47.877 How did it go out there, Wednesday? 479 00:24:47.921 --> 00:24:49.488 Did Kitty do his business? 480 00:24:49.531 --> 00:24:50.489 Indeed. 481 00:24:52.447 --> 00:24:53.970 Ew! -Come, come. Join us. 482 00:24:54.014 --> 00:24:56.582 We were just telling stories of when Pugsley was born. 483 00:24:56.625 --> 00:24:58.888 He kept us up all night, howling. 484 00:24:58.932 --> 00:25:00.716 Wednesday, you were the opposite. 485 00:25:00.760 --> 00:25:02.022 I've never heard of a baby 486 00:25:02.065 --> 00:25:04.328 being completely silent before. 487 00:25:04.372 --> 00:25:05.721 -Ah, yes, 488 00:25:05.765 --> 00:25:08.115 I remember the night Wednesday was born. 489 00:25:08.158 --> 00:25:09.725 It was a Tuesday. 490 00:25:09.769 --> 00:25:12.685 All tucked in tight in the hospital nursery. 491 00:25:12.728 --> 00:25:15.383 She was silent as a jellyfish. 492 00:25:15.426 --> 00:25:18.386 Even when all the other little babies started bawling. 493 00:25:18.429 --> 00:25:20.344 What do you mean? 494 00:25:20.388 --> 00:25:22.782 Oh, I never told you this story? 495 00:25:23.957 --> 00:25:26.699 Start talking. 496 00:25:26.742 --> 00:25:28.352 Well, I was looking for a bathroom 497 00:25:28.396 --> 00:25:30.964 because I'd eaten all of the patients' pudding 498 00:25:31.007 --> 00:25:32.879 that they left behind, 499 00:25:32.922 --> 00:25:35.751 when I took a wrong turn into the hospital nursery. 500 00:25:38.058 --> 00:25:39.886 - 501 00:25:39.929 --> 00:25:41.844 - 502 00:25:44.630 --> 00:25:46.545 And that's when I spotted her. 503 00:25:50.200 --> 00:25:53.595 I just wanted to get a better look at my new niece. 504 00:25:53.639 --> 00:25:55.597 But a bunch of the babies started 505 00:25:55.641 --> 00:25:57.207 wailing their heads off. 506 00:25:57.251 --> 00:26:01.037 So, I remembered the age-old Addams family nursery trick. 507 00:26:13.093 --> 00:26:15.356 And sure enough, they all fell asleep. 508 00:26:17.663 --> 00:26:20.187 And I put all the babies back where I found them. 509 00:26:21.405 --> 00:26:22.493 I think. 510 00:26:24.670 --> 00:26:26.193 -Pretty sure. - 511 00:26:30.458 --> 00:26:32.416 -Kitty needs a walk. -Right away. 512 00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:33.504 But I just walked-- 513 00:26:33.548 --> 00:26:36.116 Fester, you're in charge. 514 00:26:36.159 --> 00:26:38.771 I wonder if I could juggle actual children. 515 00:26:38.814 --> 00:26:41.077 Wednesday, Pugsley, bring it in, let's find out. 516 00:26:41.121 --> 00:26:43.036 You never know until you try. 517 00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:44.254 -And if one of you 518 00:26:44.298 --> 00:26:46.343 falls on your head, well, lesson learned. 519 00:26:46.387 --> 00:26:49.825 Hard to believe women don't want to talk to either of you. 520 00:26:51.697 --> 00:26:54.569 Gomez, what if what that lawyer said is true? 521 00:26:54.613 --> 00:26:57.050 These people are not going to give up. 522 00:26:57.093 --> 00:27:00.053 They'll keep coming until they take her away. 523 00:27:00.096 --> 00:27:01.315 Let him come! 524 00:27:01.358 --> 00:27:03.970 They shall know us by our trail of dead. 525 00:27:04.013 --> 00:27:06.886 Ugh. That's your answer to everything. 526 00:27:06.929 --> 00:27:08.757 I only wish 527 00:27:08.801 --> 00:27:10.890 I did have the answer for it, querida. 528 00:27:14.894 --> 00:27:17.200 Tish! That's it. 529 00:27:17.244 --> 00:27:20.290 I may not have the answer, but I know someone who will. 530 00:27:20.334 --> 00:27:21.988 I hope so. 531 00:27:22.031 --> 00:27:24.686 Whatever we do, we can't let Wednesday find out 532 00:27:24.730 --> 00:27:26.645 she might not be our daughter. 533 00:27:31.998 --> 00:27:33.782 Could it be true? 534 00:27:33.826 --> 00:27:37.830 Could I have been misplaced in my infancy? 535 00:27:37.873 --> 00:27:41.050 Grown up with a delusion that I am one person, 536 00:27:41.094 --> 00:27:46.708 when in fact, I am someone completely different. 537 00:27:46.752 --> 00:27:51.800 Now this is the origin story an innovator like me deserves. 538 00:27:51.844 --> 00:27:54.934 It would make a fascinating first chapter in my memoir. 539 00:27:55.935 --> 00:27:57.023 Can you imagine? 540 00:28:01.984 --> 00:28:03.420 Come on, kids! 541 00:28:03.464 --> 00:28:05.292 Up and Addams! 542 00:28:06.336 --> 00:28:08.948 Thing, head south. 543 00:28:08.991 --> 00:28:12.952 What we need is a little old-fashioned Addams fun! 544 00:28:12.995 --> 00:28:14.388 Ha-ha! 545 00:28:23.136 --> 00:28:24.920 I got it. Oh! There we go. 546 00:28:24.964 --> 00:28:25.921 Oh, dude! 547 00:28:27.836 --> 00:28:28.968 Hey, freak! 548 00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:31.840 -Pass it back! - 549 00:28:32.362 --> 00:28:33.973 I'm not a freak. 550 00:28:35.931 --> 00:28:37.411 I'm a force of nature. 551 00:28:39.630 --> 00:28:41.415 Some force of nature. 552 00:28:41.458 --> 00:28:42.938 -So weak. - 553 00:28:46.333 --> 00:28:48.117 Guys, you see this? 554 00:28:48.161 --> 00:28:49.989 -What's going on? what Is it? - 555 00:28:57.648 --> 00:28:59.868 'Cause nobody can handle me 556 00:28:59.912 --> 00:29:01.348 Because I'm somethin' They never seen 557 00:29:03.132 --> 00:29:04.830 I'm in love with myself 558 00:29:04.873 --> 00:29:06.701 When I'm feelin' myself 559 00:29:19.409 --> 00:29:20.846 Oh, my. 560 00:29:20.889 --> 00:29:23.849 It looks like some unfortunate soul 561 00:29:23.892 --> 00:29:27.591 has dropped a small fortune in the sand. 562 00:29:35.338 --> 00:29:37.645 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 563 00:29:37.688 --> 00:29:39.081 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 564 00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:42.171 -Lame! - 565 00:29:42.215 --> 00:29:45.914 It looks like we need to go over Chapter 3, 566 00:29:45.958 --> 00:29:48.656 "How to be Repulsive and Impress Girls." 567 00:29:48.699 --> 00:29:49.875 I'll be right back. 568 00:29:49.918 --> 00:29:52.225 I gotta go use the bathroom. 569 00:29:52.268 --> 00:29:54.227 Yeah, yeah, yeah 570 00:29:54.270 --> 00:29:56.838 Yeah, yeah, yeah 571 00:29:59.710 --> 00:30:00.973 - 572 00:30:10.896 --> 00:30:13.028 Yeah, yeah, yeah 573 00:30:13.072 --> 00:30:14.856 Yeah, yeah, yeah 574 00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:20.166 Shark! Shark! 575 00:30:33.527 --> 00:30:34.920 Run for your lives! 576 00:30:40.055 --> 00:30:42.014 Hyah! See? 577 00:30:42.057 --> 00:30:44.799 Now that's how you attract attention. 578 00:30:48.716 --> 00:30:51.501 Ah! There he is. 579 00:30:51.545 --> 00:30:54.113 The man we came to see. 580 00:31:06.255 --> 00:31:08.997 Ladies, what do ladies say? 581 00:31:10.738 --> 00:31:12.827 We got your back" 582 00:31:17.223 --> 00:31:19.486 We got your back" 583 00:31:19.529 --> 00:31:22.619 We beat it till we beat it 584 00:31:22.663 --> 00:31:24.839 can give it to us 'Cause you know we need it 585 00:31:24.883 --> 00:31:26.275 It! 586 00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:29.496 Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin. 587 00:31:29.539 --> 00:31:32.020 -You made it. - 588 00:31:32.064 --> 00:31:35.110 Mm. It's in Florida for spring break. 589 00:31:35.154 --> 00:31:37.983 Ghouls Gone Wild, am I right? 590 00:31:38.026 --> 00:31:39.288 He's going to join us on our trip. 591 00:31:39.332 --> 00:31:40.768 Hold on. 592 00:31:40.811 --> 00:31:42.813 He's coming in the camper? 593 00:31:42.857 --> 00:31:44.685 We're cramped enough as it is. 594 00:31:44.728 --> 00:31:46.687 And he sheds, Morticia. 595 00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:48.645 Oh, Fester, he's family. 596 00:31:48.689 --> 00:31:50.517 The more the hairier. 597 00:31:50.560 --> 00:31:53.259 Well, if he's allowed on the couch, then so am I! 598 00:31:55.348 --> 00:31:57.524 - 599 00:31:59.178 --> 00:32:01.093 - 600 00:32:01.136 --> 00:32:02.355 No, no, no! 601 00:32:02.398 --> 00:32:03.834 I said cut the red wire. 602 00:32:06.011 --> 00:32:09.362 I can't believe Taylor Swift wants to date me. 603 00:32:09.405 --> 00:32:11.103 Me. 604 00:32:11.146 --> 00:32:12.887 Make sure to close the door 605 00:32:12.931 --> 00:32:16.586 when you go into outer space. 606 00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:21.765 Yes, Beyonce, I would love to share my ham with you. 607 00:32:23.419 --> 00:32:25.595 - 608 00:32:25.639 --> 00:32:28.511 Weighed empty 609 00:32:31.645 --> 00:32:34.865 Was a bone to be chewed 610 00:32:34.909 --> 00:32:38.782 Of November came early 611 00:32:43.091 --> 00:32:44.875 - 612 00:32:44.919 --> 00:32:47.530 In Wisconsin 613 00:32:49.271 --> 00:32:52.361 It was bigger than most 614 00:32:52.405 --> 00:32:54.059 - 615 00:33:05.505 --> 00:33:08.812 I thought you were a leader 616 00:33:08.856 --> 00:33:11.598 You're only a deleter 617 00:33:23.784 --> 00:33:25.612 - 618 00:33:25.655 --> 00:33:27.614 Morticia, I told you so. 619 00:33:27.657 --> 00:33:29.442 There's hairballs everywhere. 620 00:33:31.574 --> 00:33:34.447 Yeah, and the same to you, fuzzface. 621 00:33:42.672 --> 00:33:44.457 How could you tell? 622 00:33:51.333 --> 00:33:55.424 Did it ever bother you that you were so different 623 00:33:55.468 --> 00:33:57.339 from the rest of the family? 624 00:34:00.038 --> 00:34:01.648 A rebellious phase? 625 00:34:05.043 --> 00:34:08.916 You shaved your entire body as a teenager? 626 00:34:12.833 --> 00:34:16.706 Oh. So that's what changed. 627 00:34:16.750 --> 00:34:18.665 You owned who you were. 628 00:34:21.668 --> 00:34:23.757 That's the problem. 629 00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:25.541 I don't know who I am. 630 00:34:29.850 --> 00:34:32.592 - Get over here ASAP. 631 00:34:32.635 --> 00:34:34.855 I went too far this time and things are getting hairy! 632 00:34:34.898 --> 00:34:36.117 No offense. 633 00:34:44.908 --> 00:34:46.475 -Let's do this! - 634 00:34:49.174 --> 00:34:50.131 - 635 00:34:53.743 --> 00:34:55.745 It's that lawyer, Gomez. 636 00:34:55.789 --> 00:34:57.182 He's found us again. 637 00:34:57.225 --> 00:34:58.966 He wants what we have. 638 00:34:59.009 --> 00:35:01.316 Well, he won't get her. 639 00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:02.752 -Good, Pugsley. 640 00:35:02.796 --> 00:35:04.537 Right this way. 641 00:35:06.365 --> 00:35:08.323 How about a fun family travel game? 642 00:35:08.367 --> 00:35:09.672 Everyone around the table. 643 00:35:09.716 --> 00:35:10.934 Ugh. 644 00:35:10.978 --> 00:35:12.893 - 645 00:35:22.859 --> 00:35:23.904 - 646 00:35:30.867 --> 00:35:32.130 So, what shall we play? 647 00:35:34.349 --> 00:35:36.308 How about Punch Buggy? 648 00:35:36.351 --> 00:35:37.744 Punch... 649 00:35:38.788 --> 00:35:40.747 -...buggy. 650 00:35:45.708 --> 00:35:47.101 - 651 00:35:53.890 --> 00:35:54.978 We need to step on it. 652 00:35:55.022 --> 00:35:56.545 And we'll need a place to hide. 653 00:35:56.589 --> 00:35:58.634 I have just the place, querida. 654 00:36:00.158 --> 00:36:01.855 -Thing, turn here. - 655 00:36:02.725 --> 00:36:03.422 Look out! 656 00:36:25.748 --> 00:36:27.750 You sure this is the right place, Pop? 657 00:36:27.794 --> 00:36:29.230 Yes, son. 658 00:36:29.274 --> 00:36:32.451 The Alamo. 659 00:36:32.494 --> 00:36:36.281 You can sense that many lives were lost here. 660 00:36:36.324 --> 00:36:39.240 Let us take a moment to pay our respects. 661 00:36:42.417 --> 00:36:44.289 - 662 00:36:46.726 --> 00:36:48.510 Okay. Enough respect. 663 00:36:48.554 --> 00:36:49.685 Everyone in! 664 00:36:57.780 --> 00:36:59.652 - 665 00:36:59.695 --> 00:37:02.307 Look at y'all's costumes! 666 00:37:03.830 --> 00:37:06.920 You guys are a little early for the Halloween pageant. 667 00:37:06.963 --> 00:37:11.098 Today, we're on the hunt for our next Little Miss Jalapeno Pepper. 668 00:37:13.970 --> 00:37:15.233 Hello? Wednesday! 669 00:37:15.276 --> 00:37:16.886 -Wednesday Addams! 670 00:37:16.930 --> 00:37:19.672 Are you in there? Hello? 671 00:37:19.715 --> 00:37:22.370 Well, burn my biscuits. 672 00:37:22.414 --> 00:37:24.938 This here's our little tumbleweed. 673 00:37:24.981 --> 00:37:27.636 And she's a-fixin' to be the Lone Star 674 00:37:27.680 --> 00:37:30.117 -of this here rodeo! -What? 675 00:37:30.160 --> 00:37:31.771 Well, in that case, 676 00:37:31.814 --> 00:37:34.730 we better get you all gussied up, hon. 677 00:37:34.774 --> 00:37:37.907 Father, this will not end well for you. 678 00:37:39.735 --> 00:37:41.433 Wednesday! - 679 00:37:41.476 --> 00:37:44.044 - 680 00:37:44.087 --> 00:37:45.785 Gomez, what are you doing? 681 00:37:45.828 --> 00:37:48.440 Just follow my lead. 682 00:37:48.483 --> 00:37:51.138 Howdy. We're oil tycoons. 683 00:37:51.181 --> 00:37:54.010 Oil tycoons? How can I... Eesh! 684 00:37:54.054 --> 00:37:55.969 We're a-fixin' to find ourselves 685 00:37:56.012 --> 00:37:59.320 some fancy new Texas threads. 686 00:37:59.364 --> 00:38:01.017 Will this be enough to cover it? 687 00:38:02.932 --> 00:38:04.717 Mm. - 688 00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:06.501 - 689 00:38:06.545 --> 00:38:08.111 Yeah! Check it out! 690 00:38:08.155 --> 00:38:10.026 Now just hold still, sweetie. 691 00:38:10.070 --> 00:38:11.289 Make it tighter. 692 00:38:12.768 --> 00:38:13.900 Hi. 693 00:38:13.943 --> 00:38:15.336 What's your talent? 694 00:38:15.380 --> 00:38:17.512 I can read minds. 695 00:38:17.556 --> 00:38:18.774 No, you can't. 696 00:38:20.167 --> 00:38:22.169 Yes, I can. 697 00:38:22.212 --> 00:38:23.953 This isn't really happening. 698 00:38:23.997 --> 00:38:25.912 It is really happening. 699 00:38:25.955 --> 00:38:27.479 Think of a number. Uh, number seven. 700 00:38:27.522 --> 00:38:29.089 -Seven. - 701 00:38:29.132 --> 00:38:30.569 -Uh, purple. -Purple. 702 00:38:30.612 --> 00:38:31.700 My worst nightmare. 703 00:38:31.744 --> 00:38:33.528 Hippopotamus riding a bicycle. 704 00:38:33.572 --> 00:38:34.921 What's your name? 705 00:38:34.964 --> 00:38:36.966 -Wednesday, what's yours? -I don't wanna tell you. 706 00:38:38.228 --> 00:38:39.404 Hello, Peggy. 707 00:38:42.058 --> 00:38:43.233 I know. 708 00:38:43.277 --> 00:38:44.800 Just give me the trophy already. 709 00:39:01.295 --> 00:39:04.080 I look like Uncle Sam threw up all over me. 710 00:39:04.124 --> 00:39:06.779 Very good, Pugsley. Blend in. 711 00:39:06.822 --> 00:39:09.042 If you have to interact with any of the locals, 712 00:39:09.085 --> 00:39:12.872 remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 713 00:39:16.615 --> 00:39:18.530 -Oh, my word! 714 00:39:24.405 --> 00:39:26.886 These are the perfect disguises. 715 00:39:26.929 --> 00:39:28.583 It's like we're invisible. 716 00:39:43.946 --> 00:39:45.470 We're dead, Gomez. 717 00:39:48.951 --> 00:39:51.693 - 718 00:39:51.737 --> 00:39:55.262 On my face? 719 00:39:58.961 --> 00:40:02.835 In the show tonight 720 00:40:02.878 --> 00:40:06.708 Really look so good? 721 00:40:08.188 --> 00:40:10.320 You think I should? 722 00:40:10.364 --> 00:40:14.063 If I blew a kiss? 723 00:40:14.107 --> 00:40:17.763 In the show tonight 724 00:40:21.201 --> 00:40:25.858 Ah. The only girls I see here are perfectly normal. 725 00:40:25.901 --> 00:40:29.731 Is getting nearer 726 00:40:33.648 --> 00:40:37.391 In the mirror 727 00:40:37.435 --> 00:40:40.655 -Ugh! - 728 00:40:42.875 --> 00:40:44.964 - 729 00:40:45.007 --> 00:40:48.446 Like I did a week ago 730 00:40:52.188 --> 00:40:54.495 In the show tonight 731 00:41:07.247 --> 00:41:09.771 -Brava! Bravissima! - 732 00:41:09.815 --> 00:41:11.381 Hear, hear! Bella! 733 00:41:12.948 --> 00:41:14.254 There she is! 734 00:41:15.995 --> 00:41:17.736 Hey, y'all! 735 00:41:17.779 --> 00:41:21.391 That man right there is one of the top talent agents in the world! 736 00:41:25.395 --> 00:41:26.962 What? - 737 00:41:30.966 --> 00:41:37.625 You rang? 738 00:41:39.018 --> 00:41:40.323 Quick, Lurch. 739 00:41:40.367 --> 00:41:41.977 -Grab Wednesday. - 740 00:42:02.781 --> 00:42:03.912 Help! 741 00:42:03.956 --> 00:42:05.000 Pongo! 742 00:42:08.526 --> 00:42:10.353 - 743 00:42:11.224 --> 00:42:12.399 Hello. Hi. 744 00:42:15.445 --> 00:42:17.752 I'll find you, Wednesday Addams! 745 00:42:23.932 --> 00:42:27.588 You have traumatized me beyond all recognition. 746 00:42:27.632 --> 00:42:29.198 She looks the same to me. 747 00:42:29.242 --> 00:42:31.070 Who is that man? 748 00:42:31.113 --> 00:42:33.028 I know he's not a talent agent. 749 00:42:33.072 --> 00:42:35.553 He's the same man who came to the house. 750 00:42:39.339 --> 00:42:41.907 You're far too clever for us to pull the wool over your eyes. 751 00:42:43.038 --> 00:42:44.605 That man 752 00:42:44.649 --> 00:42:47.434 -is a door-to-door salesman. -Gomez. 753 00:42:47.477 --> 00:42:49.349 And what is he selling? 754 00:42:49.392 --> 00:42:51.351 Uh... Tupperware? 755 00:42:51.394 --> 00:42:53.179 Knives? Makeup. 756 00:42:53.222 --> 00:42:55.007 Uh... Uh, frozen steaks. 757 00:42:55.050 --> 00:42:57.357 Life insurance for cows. 758 00:42:57.400 --> 00:42:58.576 Uh, they need it. 759 00:42:58.619 --> 00:43:01.361 The steak industry is, oh, brutal. 760 00:43:02.928 --> 00:43:04.407 Okay. 761 00:43:04.451 --> 00:43:06.627 If that's the way you want to play it. 762 00:43:06.671 --> 00:43:08.977 I'm going to go give Pugsley a haircut. 763 00:43:09.021 --> 00:43:10.283 I think he's taking a nap. 764 00:43:11.240 --> 00:43:12.590 Exactly. 765 00:43:13.808 --> 00:43:14.722 That was easy. 766 00:43:25.124 --> 00:43:29.563 About the lonesome loser? 767 00:43:29.607 --> 00:43:33.698 Every time 768 00:43:36.657 --> 00:43:39.529 I'm not sure Wednesday believed us. 769 00:43:39.573 --> 00:43:42.184 I'm sure she would have said something if she didn't. 770 00:43:42.228 --> 00:43:45.144 If there's one thing we can count on Wednesday for, it's honesty. 771 00:43:45.187 --> 00:43:48.103 She certainly lets me know when I'm embarrassing her 772 00:43:48.147 --> 00:43:49.365 or hovering 773 00:43:49.409 --> 00:43:51.585 -or being uncool. - 774 00:43:54.762 --> 00:43:57.286 Children are like socks in the laundry? 775 00:43:57.330 --> 00:44:00.463 They need to be lost in order to be found? 776 00:44:00.507 --> 00:44:01.856 That's brilliant! 777 00:44:01.900 --> 00:44:03.162 Yes. 778 00:44:03.205 --> 00:44:05.730 We should find a place, lie low for a while, 779 00:44:05.773 --> 00:44:08.907 and this whole thing will just blow over. 780 00:44:08.950 --> 00:44:10.865 Lurch, old boy, top it off. 781 00:44:10.909 --> 00:44:12.824 We have places to be. 782 00:44:45.117 --> 00:44:47.075 Where's Kitty? He needs a walk. 783 00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:48.424 He's asleep. 784 00:44:48.468 --> 00:44:51.732 He and It hit the catnip pretty hard last night. 785 00:44:51.776 --> 00:44:53.255 [hip-hop music playing on speaker] 786 00:44:53.299 --> 00:44:54.866 I got a hookup on the plug 787 00:44:56.258 --> 00:44:57.477 Ooh! 788 00:44:59.174 --> 00:45:00.262 Uh-oh. 789 00:45:01.394 --> 00:45:03.091 Yeah, I finally got off diapers, 790 00:45:03.135 --> 00:45:04.745 so this is gonna happen. 791 00:45:04.789 --> 00:45:06.355 Gotta go clean myself up. 792 00:45:07.356 --> 00:45:08.531 -Pardon me. 793 00:45:08.575 --> 00:45:11.491 Gomez, have you noticed changes 794 00:45:11.534 --> 00:45:13.754 in Fester's body lately? 795 00:45:13.798 --> 00:45:15.756 Hmm. Puberty? 796 00:45:29.117 --> 00:45:30.162 Oh! 797 00:45:30.205 --> 00:45:31.729 Huh? 798 00:45:33.208 --> 00:45:34.514 Ow! 799 00:45:34.557 --> 00:45:35.733 Oh! 800 00:45:39.040 --> 00:45:41.347 - 801 00:45:41.390 --> 00:45:44.393 A little privacy, please. 802 00:45:50.486 --> 00:45:51.792 This doesn't look so grand to me. 803 00:45:53.228 --> 00:45:55.796 The sheer emptiness. 804 00:45:55.840 --> 00:46:00.192 Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing. 805 00:46:00.235 --> 00:46:01.715 The vertigo. 806 00:46:01.759 --> 00:46:03.717 Intoxicating. 807 00:46:03.761 --> 00:46:05.284 It's just us, 808 00:46:05.327 --> 00:46:09.375 the captivating beauty of the great American outdoors 809 00:46:09.418 --> 00:46:12.813 and the wonderful sound of silence. 810 00:46:22.040 --> 00:46:23.868 Pugsley, what do I keep saying? 811 00:46:23.911 --> 00:46:26.479 Amazon Prime is not a toy. 812 00:46:31.223 --> 00:46:33.007 [muffled hip-hop music playing] 813 00:46:39.709 --> 00:46:42.103 Oh, it's for you. Huh. 814 00:46:42.147 --> 00:46:44.497 Well, do you really have to leave us so soon, cousin? 815 00:46:44.540 --> 00:46:45.890 Where are you headed? 816 00:46:48.240 --> 00:46:51.547 I see. Top-secret gig. 817 00:46:51.591 --> 00:46:55.029 Tell that Billie Eilish she's a little too sunny for my taste. 818 00:46:55.073 --> 00:46:56.901 But I'm still a fan. 819 00:47:03.908 --> 00:47:06.475 Why didn't I get dating advice from him? 820 00:47:20.185 --> 00:47:21.751 I have something for you. 821 00:47:25.712 --> 00:47:27.714 A tiny coffin. 822 00:47:27.757 --> 00:47:30.804 I fear I shall have trouble getting Pugsley in here. 823 00:47:30.848 --> 00:47:32.371 No. 824 00:47:32.414 --> 00:47:35.026 Open it. 825 00:47:35.069 --> 00:47:37.855 Your grandmother gave me this necklace on my wedding day. 826 00:47:37.898 --> 00:47:39.682 It has been handed down 827 00:47:39.726 --> 00:47:42.033 through generations of Addams women. 828 00:47:42.076 --> 00:47:44.687 It is a part of every Addams. 829 00:47:44.731 --> 00:47:46.341 Just as you are. 830 00:47:49.562 --> 00:47:51.477 Are you sure this belongs to me? 831 00:47:52.391 --> 00:47:53.958 Of course, Wednesday. 832 00:47:54.001 --> 00:47:55.916 Who else would it belong to? 833 00:47:57.526 --> 00:47:59.006 Never mind. 834 00:47:59.050 --> 00:48:00.921 Thanks for the trinket, Mother. 835 00:48:02.401 --> 00:48:03.793 Fire in the hole! 836 00:48:10.148 --> 00:48:11.932 Madison, would you do me the honor-- 837 00:48:32.605 --> 00:48:34.563 Now, that's grand. 838 00:48:34.607 --> 00:48:36.565 What was it you were saying about laying low, darling? 839 00:48:37.131 --> 00:48:38.480 Hey! 840 00:48:38.524 --> 00:48:41.440 No more personal electronic devices on this trip. 841 00:48:41.483 --> 00:48:43.659 Saddle up, Addams! 842 00:49:18.607 --> 00:49:21.001 You scurried fast, little weasel. 843 00:49:21.045 --> 00:49:22.960 Please! Let me up! 844 00:49:23.003 --> 00:49:25.353 Where's your comically large companion? 845 00:49:25.397 --> 00:49:29.444 That big ape ran out on me at the Alamo. 846 00:49:29.488 --> 00:49:32.056 Please! I'll tell you everything. 847 00:49:32.099 --> 00:49:33.883 -I'm listening. 848 00:49:36.016 --> 00:49:37.626 Oh! 849 00:49:40.281 --> 00:49:42.327 Mustela, have you found the girl or... 850 00:49:42.370 --> 00:49:43.719 Ah. 851 00:49:43.763 --> 00:49:45.069 You got the drop on him. 852 00:49:45.678 --> 00:49:47.593 Mr. Strange. 853 00:49:47.636 --> 00:49:50.378 Please, call me Cyrus. 854 00:49:50.422 --> 00:49:52.815 Mr. Strange will suffice. 855 00:49:52.859 --> 00:49:54.513 What is this all about? 856 00:49:54.556 --> 00:49:57.081 It's about you, Wednesday. 857 00:49:57.124 --> 00:49:59.909 My wife and I were separated from our true daughter 858 00:49:59.953 --> 00:50:02.042 on the night of her birth. 859 00:50:02.086 --> 00:50:04.697 I never gave up trying to find her. 860 00:50:04.740 --> 00:50:07.091 I searched and searched for years, 861 00:50:07.134 --> 00:50:10.050 and then, suddenly, there I was, 862 00:50:10.094 --> 00:50:12.313 standing on that stage. 863 00:50:12.357 --> 00:50:14.011 Looking right at you. 864 00:50:14.924 --> 00:50:16.317 In that moment, 865 00:50:16.361 --> 00:50:20.539 I knew that you were my long lost child. 866 00:50:20.582 --> 00:50:22.062 The physical similarities. 867 00:50:22.106 --> 00:50:25.022 The brilliant scientific mind. 868 00:50:25.065 --> 00:50:27.241 I did some digging. 869 00:50:27.285 --> 00:50:29.330 You were born at the same hospital, 870 00:50:29.374 --> 00:50:31.985 the same day as the girl we've raised. 871 00:50:32.029 --> 00:50:34.640 And as if meant to be, 872 00:50:34.683 --> 00:50:36.903 your name, Wednesday, 873 00:50:36.946 --> 00:50:39.297 is from my favorite poem. 874 00:50:39.340 --> 00:50:40.907 "Wednesday's child is..." 875 00:50:40.950 --> 00:50:43.127 "Full of woe." 876 00:50:43.170 --> 00:50:45.303 I was named after that poem. 877 00:50:45.346 --> 00:50:47.870 I live by it. 878 00:50:47.914 --> 00:50:49.568 I think we owe it to ourselves 879 00:50:49.611 --> 00:50:51.787 to get to the bottom of this, Wednesday. 880 00:50:51.831 --> 00:50:54.442 Why don't you come to my home in Sausalito? We can... 881 00:50:54.486 --> 00:50:56.618 Not so fast. 882 00:50:56.662 --> 00:50:59.839 I have further research to conduct to verify your claim. 883 00:50:59.882 --> 00:51:01.362 Of course. 884 00:51:01.406 --> 00:51:03.538 I would expect nothing less. 885 00:51:03.582 --> 00:51:05.975 By the way, what did you do with Mr. Mustela? 886 00:51:06.585 --> 00:51:07.760 Oh. 887 00:51:07.803 --> 00:51:09.109 -I let him go. - 888 00:51:56.635 --> 00:52:00.160 Tish. You minx. 889 00:52:05.644 --> 00:52:07.124 Let's settle this. 890 00:52:45.074 --> 00:52:47.381 It's all true. 891 00:52:49.166 --> 00:52:53.648 The facts before me prove beyond a reasonable doubt 892 00:52:53.692 --> 00:52:56.303 that I am not an Addams. 893 00:52:56.347 --> 00:52:59.654 That means there's only one logical choice. 894 00:52:59.698 --> 00:53:01.265 Don't you agree? 895 00:53:08.533 --> 00:53:09.577 Wednesday, dear. 896 00:53:11.753 --> 00:53:13.581 Come along, sleepyhead. 897 00:53:17.498 --> 00:53:19.370 Why, it's easier to wake the dead 898 00:53:19.413 --> 00:53:20.936 than to wake you, my little... 899 00:53:22.068 --> 00:53:23.243 Hi, Mom. 900 00:53:25.114 --> 00:53:26.290 "Dear Addams family, 901 00:53:26.333 --> 00:53:27.682 As you may have noticed, 902 00:53:27.726 --> 00:53:31.033 our family dynamic has been off-base lately. 903 00:53:31.077 --> 00:53:32.905 I have been ruminating on 904 00:53:32.948 --> 00:53:34.950 and questioning the reason for this, 905 00:53:34.994 --> 00:53:38.867 but a new revelation has resolved this doubt for me. 906 00:53:38.911 --> 00:53:40.042 I was the discordant note..." 907 00:53:40.086 --> 00:53:41.174 "I was the discordant note 908 00:53:41.218 --> 00:53:44.395 that can never resolve into harmony. 909 00:53:44.438 --> 00:53:47.136 And the reason I could never truly relate to any of you 910 00:53:47.789 --> 00:53:49.878 is simple. 911 00:53:49.922 --> 00:53:52.446 I am not your relative. 912 00:53:54.361 --> 00:53:57.712 I have no recourse but to leave for good 913 00:53:57.756 --> 00:54:01.760 and make my way toward the truth. 914 00:54:01.803 --> 00:54:03.805 Do not attempt to follow me." 915 00:54:08.288 --> 00:54:09.333 Wait. 916 00:54:09.376 --> 00:54:11.335 Wednesday's not an Addams? 917 00:54:11.378 --> 00:54:13.902 I'm the only real Addams child? 918 00:54:13.946 --> 00:54:15.339 That's awesome! 919 00:54:15.382 --> 00:54:18.559 Too soon, Pugsley. Too soon. 920 00:54:18.603 --> 00:54:20.082 -What does she mean, 921 00:54:20.126 --> 00:54:21.475 "making her way toward the truth"? 922 00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:23.521 Is this about the hospital thing 923 00:54:23.564 --> 00:54:25.349 that was totally not a big deal? 924 00:54:25.392 --> 00:54:27.568 -This is all my fault. - 925 00:54:27.612 --> 00:54:30.267 If she had just felt closer to me, 926 00:54:30.310 --> 00:54:32.094 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 927 00:54:32.138 --> 00:54:34.140 Thing! I need a Bloody Mary. 928 00:54:34.183 --> 00:54:35.359 Make it a double. 929 00:54:35.402 --> 00:54:36.795 He's in the shower. 930 00:54:39.798 --> 00:54:42.191 Don't forget to clean behind your knuckles. 931 00:55:02.081 --> 00:55:04.910 Lurch, I can see you. 932 00:55:06.781 --> 00:55:09.131 Obviously, I have failed in my duty 933 00:55:09.175 --> 00:55:11.046 as your lurking advisor. 934 00:55:13.875 --> 00:55:17.183 I really don't know how to answer that. 935 00:55:17.226 --> 00:55:21.579 But what I do know is that you should go back to your family. 936 00:55:21.622 --> 00:55:24.582 It's time for me to find mine. 937 00:55:26.975 --> 00:55:28.977 I guess that's true. 938 00:55:29.021 --> 00:55:31.850 You're not an Addams either. 939 00:55:31.893 --> 00:55:34.200 How very sad that is. 940 00:55:35.984 --> 00:55:37.812 Much better, Lurch. 941 00:55:37.856 --> 00:55:40.162 It appears I taught you well, after all. 942 00:55:42.904 --> 00:55:45.254 Like the Donner party before us, 943 00:55:45.298 --> 00:55:49.302 we travel to California to fulfil our destiny 944 00:55:49.346 --> 00:55:52.784 and eat what we must along the way. 945 00:55:52.827 --> 00:55:56.962 Let us conquer the Golden West or die trying. 946 00:55:57.005 --> 00:55:58.746 Lurch, 947 00:55:58.790 --> 00:56:00.531 -to Sausalito! - 948 00:56:00.574 --> 00:56:02.837 Thing, to Sausalito! 949 00:56:02.881 --> 00:56:04.839 If we leave now, we can catch up. 950 00:56:04.883 --> 00:56:07.668 Then we'll return home, kidnap the necessary witnesses 951 00:56:07.712 --> 00:56:09.583 and snuff out any remaining doubt 952 00:56:09.627 --> 00:56:11.368 that Wednesday is one of us. 953 00:56:11.411 --> 00:56:13.021 I love it when 954 00:56:13.065 --> 00:56:16.677 your murderous maternal instincts kick in! 955 00:56:16.721 --> 00:56:19.027 We're back in the parenting business! 956 00:56:19.071 --> 00:56:20.725 Come along, Addams. 957 00:56:20.768 --> 00:56:22.770 Let's bring Wednesday back to her family. 958 00:56:26.861 --> 00:56:32.040 Ahem. Fester, your tentacles are hanging out. 959 00:56:32.084 --> 00:56:33.999 I thought I felt a draft. 960 00:56:34.042 --> 00:56:35.435 Just don't kick 'em. 961 00:56:35.479 --> 00:56:36.871 They're very sensitive. 962 00:57:09.556 --> 00:57:12.472 All of those do sound like great options, 963 00:57:12.516 --> 00:57:15.301 but which one is the road to Sausalito? 964 00:57:33.798 --> 00:57:36.322 It's all the same to me 965 00:57:36.365 --> 00:57:38.280 -Out of my way, Hightower! 966 00:57:45.331 --> 00:57:46.811 Look, Lurch. 967 00:57:46.854 --> 00:57:50.815 Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides 968 00:57:50.858 --> 00:57:53.948 to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. 969 00:57:53.992 --> 00:57:55.472 Just what we need. 970 00:58:02.783 --> 00:58:05.960 The Ace of Spades 971 00:58:06.004 --> 00:58:07.353 - 972 00:58:15.404 --> 00:58:17.276 - Hmm. 973 00:58:17.885 --> 00:58:18.625 Huh? 974 00:58:27.982 --> 00:58:29.636 Hey! 975 00:58:29.680 --> 00:58:33.335 Ain't you the guy that almost ran my bike off the road? 976 00:58:34.423 --> 00:58:36.904 And you must be Miss Lurleen? 977 00:58:40.778 --> 00:58:42.214 Excuse me? 978 00:58:43.607 --> 00:58:47.567 Ah. It seems I have offended two people at once. 979 00:58:47.611 --> 00:58:48.699 How fortuitous. 980 00:58:49.787 --> 00:58:51.310 Huh? - 981 00:58:51.353 --> 00:58:53.355 That was an insult too! 982 00:58:53.399 --> 00:58:55.880 - 983 00:58:55.923 --> 00:58:59.579 I'm afraid you gentlemen have made a grave error. 984 00:58:59.623 --> 00:59:02.060 Lurch, show these cretins 985 00:59:02.103 --> 00:59:05.585 what your cold, dead hands are capable of. 986 00:59:05.629 --> 00:59:07.631 Mm-hmm. 987 00:59:22.689 --> 00:59:26.432 Live without you by my side 988 00:59:26.475 --> 00:59:28.260 I should've been more specific. 989 00:59:28.303 --> 00:59:29.478 But then I spent so many nights 990 00:59:29.522 --> 00:59:30.871 How you did me wrong 991 00:59:32.786 --> 00:59:35.789 How to get along 992 00:59:39.663 --> 00:59:41.534 - 993 00:59:41.578 --> 00:59:43.841 - 994 00:59:43.884 --> 00:59:46.017 To find you here 995 00:59:46.060 --> 00:59:48.106 Upon your face 996 00:59:48.149 --> 00:59:49.890 That stupid lock 997 00:59:49.934 --> 00:59:52.632 Leave your key 998 00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:54.460 For just one second 999 01:00:02.250 --> 01:00:03.643 Welcome anymore 1000 01:00:05.471 --> 01:00:08.692 To hurt me with goodbye? 1001 01:00:10.868 --> 01:00:12.565 I'd lay down and die? 1002 01:00:16.830 --> 01:00:19.485 How to love 1003 01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:25.012 I've got all my love to give 1004 01:00:25.056 --> 01:00:28.276 I will survive 1005 01:00:28.320 --> 01:00:31.279 All I wanted was a violent roadhouse melee 1006 01:00:31.323 --> 01:00:33.891 before hitching a ride to Sausalito. 1007 01:00:33.934 --> 01:00:35.632 Was that too much to ask? 1008 01:00:36.067 --> 01:00:37.459 Sausalito? 1009 01:00:37.503 --> 01:00:39.331 That's exactly where we're headed. 1010 01:00:39.374 --> 01:00:42.029 It's the annual Hug-A-Biker retreat 1011 01:00:42.073 --> 01:00:44.597 where we deal with our childhood trauma. 1012 01:00:44.641 --> 01:00:46.512 I am good. 1013 01:00:46.555 --> 01:00:49.297 Bring it in, little lady. 1014 01:00:49.341 --> 01:00:51.038 I accept your offer of a ride. 1015 01:00:51.082 --> 01:00:52.518 But if you don't mind, 1016 01:00:52.561 --> 01:00:55.129 I will respectfully decline the hug. 1017 01:00:55.173 --> 01:00:57.697 I've been social distancing since birth. 1018 01:01:01.962 --> 01:01:04.573 How to love 1019 01:01:06.227 --> 01:01:08.273 All my life to live 1020 01:01:08.316 --> 01:01:11.929 And I'll survive 1021 01:01:34.908 --> 01:01:37.084 I know how to love... 1022 01:01:37.128 --> 01:01:38.825 Sayonara,little lady. 1023 01:01:40.087 --> 01:01:41.828 Whoo-hoo! 1024 01:01:52.796 --> 01:01:55.189 It's all Jekyll, no Hyde. 1025 01:01:59.541 --> 01:02:02.153 I feel something, Lurch. 1026 01:02:02.196 --> 01:02:04.982 As though anticipation and unease 1027 01:02:05.025 --> 01:02:08.768 birthed some kind of winged larvae in my stomach. 1028 01:02:10.378 --> 01:02:12.990 Butterflies? Hmm. 1029 01:02:13.033 --> 01:02:15.601 Perhaps my digestive acids will kill them. 1030 01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:19.736 Wednesday! You're here! 1031 01:02:19.779 --> 01:02:21.694 Welcome home. 1032 01:02:21.738 --> 01:02:24.566 Oh. I see you brought a plus-one. 1033 01:02:27.395 --> 01:02:28.701 fine. Perfectly fine. 1034 01:02:32.183 --> 01:02:33.140 Right this way. 1035 01:02:37.362 --> 01:02:38.842 - 1036 01:02:40.321 --> 01:02:42.410 Wednesday, meet my wife. 1037 01:02:44.195 --> 01:02:47.111 Uh, Ingrid has a touch of laryngitis 1038 01:02:47.154 --> 01:02:48.634 and finds it difficult to talk at the moment. 1039 01:02:48.677 --> 01:02:50.244 Hello. 1040 01:02:50.288 --> 01:02:52.769 And this is Ophelia. 1041 01:02:52.812 --> 01:02:55.772 Or as we call her, our little Oaf. 1042 01:02:56.642 --> 01:02:57.686 The other... 1043 01:02:58.209 --> 01:02:59.384 ...me. 1044 01:03:00.689 --> 01:03:01.821 -Oh. 1045 01:03:01.865 --> 01:03:03.867 Uh, Ingrid, my dear, 1046 01:03:03.910 --> 01:03:06.043 why don't you rest for a while 1047 01:03:06.086 --> 01:03:08.654 and I'll show our little Wednesday around. 1048 01:03:08.697 --> 01:03:10.525 Let's go see the laboratory. 1049 01:03:10.569 --> 01:03:12.571 -Don't look at them. 1050 01:03:14.486 --> 01:03:16.096 Right this way. 1051 01:03:22.755 --> 01:03:24.844 Welcome to the future, Wednesday. 1052 01:03:26.454 --> 01:03:28.456 What do you think? 1053 01:03:28.500 --> 01:03:31.242 Pretty boss, huh? 1054 01:03:31.285 --> 01:03:32.809 You've got a lot of projects in the works. 1055 01:03:34.636 --> 01:03:35.942 Ready, Wednesday? 1056 01:03:39.903 --> 01:03:42.035 When I did this DNA test with Ophelia 1057 01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:44.385 and it informed me that she wasn't my daughter, 1058 01:03:44.429 --> 01:03:46.561 I was unsurprised. 1059 01:03:46.605 --> 01:03:49.477 Perhaps you can relate to me on that. 1060 01:03:49.521 --> 01:03:51.305 You see what I did there? 1061 01:03:51.349 --> 01:03:52.872 I did, 1062 01:03:52.916 --> 01:03:55.092 though I generally find puns to be a lower form of humor. 1063 01:03:55.527 --> 01:03:56.789 Hmm. 1064 01:03:56.833 --> 01:04:00.271 My real passion has always been... 1065 01:04:01.272 --> 01:04:03.230 human behavior. 1066 01:04:04.971 --> 01:04:07.887 What an incredible coincidence. 1067 01:04:07.931 --> 01:04:11.282 Exactly my thought when I saw your winning experiment. 1068 01:04:11.325 --> 01:04:13.632 Although, if you think about it, 1069 01:04:13.675 --> 01:04:15.939 not so coincidental. 1070 01:04:15.982 --> 01:04:18.506 Like father, like daughter. Am I right? 1071 01:04:20.987 --> 01:04:23.250 We will find out shortly. 1072 01:04:23.294 --> 01:04:26.558 And when we receive the inevitable confirmation, 1073 01:04:26.601 --> 01:04:29.691 I hope you'll reconsider what you told me at the fair. 1074 01:04:29.735 --> 01:04:31.606 About how your formula 1075 01:04:31.650 --> 01:04:34.087 -was a family secret. - 1076 01:04:34.131 --> 01:04:36.350 DNA sequencing complete. 1077 01:04:37.699 --> 01:04:40.137 DNA match. 1078 01:04:40.180 --> 01:04:42.443 Well, it's all settled. 1079 01:04:42.487 --> 01:04:43.531 Done and... 1080 01:04:45.577 --> 01:04:47.535 -Great. 1081 01:04:47.579 --> 01:04:49.320 It's my fa... Uh... 1082 01:04:50.234 --> 01:04:51.975 The Addams family. 1083 01:04:52.018 --> 01:04:54.803 Well, let's go greet them. 1084 01:04:58.807 --> 01:05:00.679 You guys go ahead, I... 1085 01:05:01.593 --> 01:05:03.508 I'm gonna be going in, uh... 1086 01:05:04.161 --> 01:05:06.163 I may be some time. 1087 01:05:06.206 --> 01:05:07.686 - 1088 01:05:17.565 --> 01:05:19.872 You 1089 01:05:19.916 --> 01:05:23.093 rang? 1090 01:05:23.136 --> 01:05:25.312 -Lurch. -We're here to rescue Wednesday. 1091 01:05:25.356 --> 01:05:26.792 Rescue me from what? 1092 01:05:28.837 --> 01:05:30.230 You! 1093 01:05:30.274 --> 01:05:32.929 Cyrus Strange. Pleased to meet you. 1094 01:05:32.972 --> 01:05:35.366 You're the man from the science fair. 1095 01:05:35.409 --> 01:05:37.107 The ghostly apparition. 1096 01:05:38.717 --> 01:05:40.545 Huh. 1097 01:05:40.588 --> 01:05:42.764 I see you've been reanimated. 1098 01:05:42.808 --> 01:05:44.984 And now, you've absconded with our daughter 1099 01:05:45.028 --> 01:05:46.812 and put her in this... In... 1100 01:05:46.855 --> 01:05:48.770 Wednesday, what are you wearing? 1101 01:05:48.814 --> 01:05:50.772 It's called a turtleneck. 1102 01:05:50.816 --> 01:05:52.644 Deceptive name, I know, 1103 01:05:52.687 --> 01:05:55.777 but it is both fashionable and functional, M... 1104 01:05:56.648 --> 01:05:58.476 Um, Morticia. 1105 01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:01.087 - Mr. and Mrs. Addams, 1106 01:06:01.131 --> 01:06:03.785 it appears that you are not Wednesday's parents. 1107 01:06:03.829 --> 01:06:05.004 I am. 1108 01:06:05.048 --> 01:06:07.006 Enough, you knave! 1109 01:06:07.050 --> 01:06:10.618 Mr. Addams, before you do anything rash, 1110 01:06:10.662 --> 01:06:13.012 you might want to see this. 1111 01:06:13.056 --> 01:06:16.015 The results conclusively prove 1112 01:06:16.059 --> 01:06:19.018 that I am not your daughter. 1113 01:06:20.063 --> 01:06:21.847 Where once I was Addams, 1114 01:06:22.630 --> 01:06:23.892 now I am Strange. 1115 01:06:24.763 --> 01:06:26.069 Zip it, Pugsley. 1116 01:06:26.112 --> 01:06:27.592 This can't be true. 1117 01:06:27.635 --> 01:06:30.290 I know this must be quite a shock for you, 1118 01:06:30.334 --> 01:06:31.378 Mr. and Mrs. Addams. 1119 01:06:31.422 --> 01:06:32.684 Believe me, 1120 01:06:32.727 --> 01:06:36.079 we went through the same thing with Ophelia. 1121 01:06:42.259 --> 01:06:43.260 Wow! 1122 01:06:48.221 --> 01:06:51.659 Wednesday, we're still your family. 1123 01:06:51.703 --> 01:06:53.835 And that's why I'd like to honor 1124 01:06:53.879 --> 01:06:56.229 your contributions to my life 1125 01:06:56.273 --> 01:06:59.928 with a proper and respectful goodbye. 1126 01:07:01.365 --> 01:07:03.671 Uh, Addams family, I... 1127 01:07:03.715 --> 01:07:05.369 I want to say... 1128 01:07:08.415 --> 01:07:11.592 It appears I'm not quite ready to part with them. 1129 01:07:11.636 --> 01:07:13.072 Forgive me, Father. 1130 01:07:13.116 --> 01:07:15.205 I do forgive you. 1131 01:07:15.248 --> 01:07:17.033 Oh, no. 1132 01:07:17.076 --> 01:07:18.773 I meant Cyrus. 1133 01:07:18.817 --> 01:07:21.037 Come on, Wednesday. You don't mean this. 1134 01:07:21.080 --> 01:07:22.125 Let's just go home. 1135 01:07:22.168 --> 01:07:23.865 We can talk about this in the camper. 1136 01:07:23.909 --> 01:07:26.085 I'm sorry, Mr. Addams. 1137 01:07:26.129 --> 01:07:28.566 I can't leave with you. 1138 01:07:28.609 --> 01:07:31.003 But maybe we can offer you 1139 01:07:31.047 --> 01:07:33.527 and Mrs. Addams shelter for the night? 1140 01:07:33.571 --> 01:07:36.226 Then tomorrow we can say goodbye. 1141 01:07:36.269 --> 01:07:38.315 Of course, daughter. 1142 01:07:38.358 --> 01:07:40.317 My man will show you to the guest quarters. 1143 01:07:52.068 --> 01:07:57.334 Of our house 1144 01:08:04.036 --> 01:08:05.646 Something isn't right. 1145 01:08:05.690 --> 01:08:07.170 Of course it's not. 1146 01:08:07.213 --> 01:08:09.433 I've loved Wednesday her whole life. 1147 01:08:09.476 --> 01:08:11.652 I can't just stop because a piece of paper says... 1148 01:08:14.742 --> 01:08:15.874 Says... 1149 01:08:21.097 --> 01:08:24.883 Wow. They really did a lot in six hours. 1150 01:08:33.109 --> 01:08:34.936 Oh, Tish. 1151 01:08:34.980 --> 01:08:37.156 We've lost our little girl. 1152 01:08:37.200 --> 01:08:41.726 Like happy people 1153 01:08:45.033 --> 01:08:46.731 Hey! -Wha... 1154 01:08:58.873 --> 01:09:01.137 I thought my bedroom was a mess. 1155 01:09:01.180 --> 01:09:03.574 This is awesome! 1156 01:09:03.617 --> 01:09:05.445 Hey, uh, are you hungry? 1157 01:09:05.489 --> 01:09:06.968 I'm always hungry. 1158 01:09:07.012 --> 01:09:08.405 Check it out. 1159 01:09:12.452 --> 01:09:14.019 When my dad's not around, 1160 01:09:14.062 --> 01:09:16.413 I don't use forks or spoons 1161 01:09:16.978 --> 01:09:18.415 or anything. 1162 01:09:18.458 --> 01:09:19.851 Me either! 1163 01:09:26.727 --> 01:09:28.990 It's a lot easier to just use your face! 1164 01:09:32.124 --> 01:09:33.778 Where have you been all my life? 1165 01:09:33.821 --> 01:09:35.345 The farm. 1166 01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:37.608 Wait, what did you say? 1167 01:09:41.916 --> 01:09:45.137 Cyrus Strange is lying. I'm sure of it. 1168 01:09:45.181 --> 01:09:46.486 But how do we prove it to Wednesday that... 1169 01:09:46.530 --> 01:09:48.227 Oh, querida. 1170 01:09:48.271 --> 01:09:49.620 It's no use. 1171 01:09:49.663 --> 01:09:51.056 Wednesday has gone. 1172 01:09:51.099 --> 01:09:54.146 And now, we must do our duty. 1173 01:09:54.190 --> 01:09:56.366 We shall raise the pig girl and... 1174 01:09:56.409 --> 01:09:58.063 Pull yourself together, Gomez. 1175 01:09:58.106 --> 01:09:59.586 You're an Addams. 1176 01:09:59.630 --> 01:10:01.371 Just as Wednesday is. 1177 01:10:01.414 --> 01:10:03.808 Whether it's in her blood or not. 1178 01:10:03.851 --> 01:10:05.723 - Mom. Pop. 1179 01:10:05.766 --> 01:10:07.638 You have to see this! 1180 01:10:10.902 --> 01:10:12.730 - 1181 01:10:12.773 --> 01:10:14.471 What happened to these people? 1182 01:10:14.514 --> 01:10:15.689 That's just it! 1183 01:10:15.733 --> 01:10:17.387 I... I don't think they are people. 1184 01:10:17.430 --> 01:10:19.127 Your idiot boy is right. 1185 01:10:21.608 --> 01:10:24.481 They're animals I imbued with human traits. 1186 01:10:24.524 --> 01:10:26.787 Pretty neat, huh? 1187 01:10:26.831 --> 01:10:30.443 They always revert back to their original form, though. 1188 01:10:30.487 --> 01:10:32.489 So that's why you wanted Wednesday. 1189 01:10:32.532 --> 01:10:35.709 Her experiment did what you couldn't. 1190 01:10:35.753 --> 01:10:38.973 Men. Just can't come out and ask a woman for help, can you? 1191 01:10:39.017 --> 01:10:40.540 You faked that DNA test. 1192 01:10:40.584 --> 01:10:42.412 Blah, blah, blah, blah! 1193 01:10:42.455 --> 01:10:44.762 Oh, pipe down, Elvira! 1194 01:10:44.805 --> 01:10:48.200 That's it! Prepare to meet Old Deuteronomy! 1195 01:10:48.244 --> 01:10:49.897 Mazurka! 1196 01:11:00.386 --> 01:11:02.301 Oh, where are my manners? 1197 01:11:02.345 --> 01:11:04.738 I forgot to thank you for the tip! 1198 01:11:04.782 --> 01:11:06.871 - 1199 01:11:08.394 --> 01:11:10.440 I'm good! I'm so good! 1200 01:11:28.109 --> 01:11:29.459 So sorry about that. 1201 01:11:29.502 --> 01:11:30.938 Where were we? 1202 01:11:30.982 --> 01:11:32.679 I have a surprise for you, Father. 1203 01:11:34.899 --> 01:11:36.944 Yes. Yes! Of course! 1204 01:11:39.991 --> 01:11:42.123 But... But could it work? 1205 01:11:48.391 --> 01:11:50.044 You did it! 1206 01:11:50.088 --> 01:11:53.309 I knew funding those science fairs would pay off. 1207 01:11:53.352 --> 01:11:54.832 What was that? 1208 01:11:54.875 --> 01:11:56.529 Uh... Nothing. 1209 01:11:56.573 --> 01:12:00.316 I have a surprise for you as well, Wednesday. 1210 01:12:04.755 --> 01:12:08.019 They can be our first test subjects. 1211 01:12:08.062 --> 01:12:09.890 What have you done? 1212 01:12:09.934 --> 01:12:11.544 I've got all manner 1213 01:12:11.588 --> 01:12:14.460 of diabolical DNA in these test tubes. 1214 01:12:14.504 --> 01:12:16.767 You can isolate the Addams' annoying habits 1215 01:12:16.810 --> 01:12:19.726 and we'll replace them with ones you want. 1216 01:12:19.770 --> 01:12:21.511 But why? 1217 01:12:21.554 --> 01:12:24.209 I saw you trying to delay their departure. 1218 01:12:24.252 --> 01:12:27.255 This way, you can keep them around. 1219 01:12:27.299 --> 01:12:29.170 I need my little protege to be happy 1220 01:12:29.214 --> 01:12:31.216 and focused on her work. 1221 01:12:31.259 --> 01:12:33.740 This is important stuff we are doing, Wednesday. 1222 01:12:34.915 --> 01:12:37.048 World-changing! 1223 01:12:37.091 --> 01:12:38.528 "World-changing"? 1224 01:12:38.571 --> 01:12:40.312 If you could control people, 1225 01:12:40.356 --> 01:12:43.750 Imbue them with the strength and ferocity of any animal on earth? 1226 01:12:43.794 --> 01:12:46.013 Imagine who would pay for that! 1227 01:12:46.057 --> 01:12:48.451 The military, foreign governments, 1228 01:12:48.494 --> 01:12:50.104 call centers. 1229 01:12:50.148 --> 01:12:52.803 They'd all want unstoppable hybrid murder machines 1230 01:12:52.846 --> 01:12:55.371 programmed down to the cellular level! 1231 01:12:55.414 --> 01:12:59.287 Imagine how rich and famous we'll become! 1232 01:12:59.331 --> 01:13:03.553 All thanks to your experiment! 1233 01:13:03.596 --> 01:13:05.424 But I only meant to show 1234 01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:08.035 how my Uncle Fester's intellect could be improved. 1235 01:13:08.079 --> 01:13:11.865 And now you get to improve the rest of your ex-family. 1236 01:13:14.868 --> 01:13:16.043 But they don't need improving. 1237 01:13:16.087 --> 01:13:18.263 They're fine as they are. 1238 01:13:19.307 --> 01:13:21.353 Except for maybe Pugsley. 1239 01:13:21.397 --> 01:13:24.748 But I'm the one who was looking for change, 1240 01:13:24.791 --> 01:13:26.140 not them. 1241 01:13:26.184 --> 01:13:27.925 But this way, you'll never have to feel different 1242 01:13:27.968 --> 01:13:31.058 from anyone in your family ever again, little boo-boo. 1243 01:13:43.419 --> 01:13:45.246 Here you are, Wednesday. 1244 01:13:45.290 --> 01:13:47.205 You do the honors. 1245 01:13:49.816 --> 01:13:51.731 I won't! 1246 01:13:51.775 --> 01:13:54.560 Even though you are biologically my father, 1247 01:13:54.604 --> 01:13:58.042 these people are still my family. 1248 01:13:58.085 --> 01:14:01.480 The Addams family. 1249 01:14:01.524 --> 01:14:05.223 Fine. If you can't pull the trigger, I'll do it! 1250 01:14:20.020 --> 01:14:22.545 I'm disappointed in you, Wednesday. 1251 01:14:22.588 --> 01:14:26.636 But it appears you're just a silly little girl playing with science. 1252 01:14:31.684 --> 01:14:34.513 Turn off the machine, Mr. Strange. 1253 01:14:35.209 --> 01:14:37.124 I won't ask you again. 1254 01:14:38.517 --> 01:14:39.779 Aw! 1255 01:14:39.823 --> 01:14:42.129 Is little lady threatening me? 1256 01:14:42.173 --> 01:14:43.522 That depends. 1257 01:14:43.566 --> 01:14:45.698 Do you have a piano nearby? 1258 01:14:45.742 --> 01:14:48.309 Why would I have a piano in a laboratory? 1259 01:14:48.353 --> 01:14:51.312 In that case, Lurch... 1260 01:14:52.575 --> 01:14:55.360 ...show this cretin what your cold, 1261 01:14:55.403 --> 01:14:57.971 -dead hands are capable of. - 1262 01:14:58.015 --> 01:14:59.320 You think you're the only one 1263 01:14:59.364 --> 01:15:01.758 with a brainless Neanderthal bodyguard? 1264 01:15:06.632 --> 01:15:10.070 -Kill, Pongo. Kill! 1265 01:15:15.380 --> 01:15:16.903 Oh, this is gonna be rich! 1266 01:15:19.950 --> 01:15:20.733 What? 1267 01:15:23.344 --> 01:15:26.609 Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile! 1268 01:15:26.652 --> 01:15:28.959 I command you, you protect me. 1269 01:15:29.002 --> 01:15:31.439 You're wasting your breath. 1270 01:15:31.483 --> 01:15:34.660 You see, Pongo and Lurch are former cellmates 1271 01:15:34.704 --> 01:15:36.836 at the asylum where Lurch was held captive 1272 01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:38.577 before my parents found him. 1273 01:15:38.621 --> 01:15:40.405 Back in Texas, 1274 01:15:40.448 --> 01:15:45.845 Pongo told Lurch that he suspected I was in danger. 1275 01:15:45.889 --> 01:15:47.412 -I didn't believe it then. - Pongo, Pongo. 1276 01:15:47.455 --> 01:15:49.327 Bad boy, Pongo. Bad boy. 1277 01:15:49.370 --> 01:15:51.068 I was wrong. 1278 01:15:51.111 --> 01:15:52.765 -No! No! 1279 01:15:52.809 --> 01:15:54.288 That's gonna leave a mark. 1280 01:15:57.335 --> 01:15:59.729 Stop! I had a big breakfast. 1281 01:15:59.772 --> 01:16:01.644 Don't make me puke up my pancakes! 1282 01:16:01.687 --> 01:16:04.124 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1283 01:16:08.825 --> 01:16:10.957 - 1284 01:16:28.888 --> 01:16:30.977 Mother, Father, are you all right? 1285 01:16:31.021 --> 01:16:32.413 Yes, yes. 1286 01:16:32.457 --> 01:16:36.200 Fortunately, we escaped with no fatal wounds. 1287 01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:40.683 Even Pugsley? 1288 01:16:40.726 --> 01:16:42.510 Even Pugsley. 1289 01:16:42.554 --> 01:16:45.165 Oh, well. Maybe next time. 1290 01:16:45.209 --> 01:16:46.776 Wait, what? 1291 01:16:58.526 --> 01:17:00.180 How very... 1292 01:17:00.224 --> 01:17:01.878 touching. 1293 01:17:03.314 --> 01:17:06.099 My real daughter would know that sentimentality... 1294 01:17:07.535 --> 01:17:10.060 is the antithesis of science. 1295 01:17:10.103 --> 01:17:11.583 -That's right. - 1296 01:17:11.627 --> 01:17:14.455 I lied about the DNA... 1297 01:17:14.499 --> 01:17:16.066 -re... re... - 1298 01:17:16.109 --> 01:17:17.502 ...results. 1299 01:17:17.545 --> 01:17:19.635 - 1300 01:17:19.678 --> 01:17:22.507 I really should thank you, Wednesday. 1301 01:17:22.550 --> 01:17:25.031 -You've uncaged me. 1302 01:17:26.903 --> 01:17:31.647 But your foul play is no longer amusing to me. 1303 01:17:33.997 --> 01:17:37.087 So, I think I'll exterminate you. 1304 01:17:40.917 --> 01:17:43.223 And your entire... 1305 01:17:43.267 --> 01:17:45.138 family! 1306 01:17:49.316 --> 01:17:52.493 Get ready to cry uncle! 1307 01:17:57.673 --> 01:17:58.848 Ahh! 1308 01:18:07.639 --> 01:18:09.859 - 1309 01:18:11.251 --> 01:18:13.253 Incoming! 1310 01:18:16.213 --> 01:18:17.475 Ophelia! 1311 01:18:24.438 --> 01:18:26.310 - 1312 01:18:35.928 --> 01:18:37.451 Oh, yeah! 1313 01:18:37.495 --> 01:18:38.714 That's it! You got him! 1314 01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.112 No! 1315 01:18:48.549 --> 01:18:49.725 Get him, Fester! 1316 01:18:49.768 --> 01:18:51.204 Ink him! Ink him, baby! 1317 01:19:00.257 --> 01:19:02.346 Everybody, run! 1318 01:19:28.285 --> 01:19:30.287 Madison, would you do me the honor... 1319 01:19:38.643 --> 01:19:41.472 Yes, I'll marry you. 1320 01:19:44.910 --> 01:19:46.651 Uncle Fester. 1321 01:19:47.826 --> 01:19:49.872 He's dying. 1322 01:19:49.915 --> 01:19:52.091 And it's all my fault. 1323 01:19:52.135 --> 01:19:54.006 Oh, Wednesday. 1324 01:20:02.667 --> 01:20:04.669 Mother, when you said this necklace 1325 01:20:04.712 --> 01:20:06.627 was a part of every Addams, 1326 01:20:06.671 --> 01:20:08.542 what did you mean? 1327 01:20:08.586 --> 01:20:12.329 It contains a drop of blood from every Addams born into the family. 1328 01:20:12.372 --> 01:20:15.419 Your father, Pugsley, you... 1329 01:20:16.028 --> 01:20:18.465 And Uncle Fester. 1330 01:20:18.509 --> 01:20:21.120 Your little Addams DNA cocktail here 1331 01:20:21.164 --> 01:20:22.469 might just save the day. 1332 01:20:22.948 --> 01:20:24.036 Lurch! 1333 01:20:49.714 --> 01:20:51.237 Bottoms up, Uncle Fester. 1334 01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:05.077 Whoa! 1335 01:21:32.409 --> 01:21:34.977 Did I win? 1336 01:21:35.281 --> 01:21:37.153 Yes. 1337 01:21:37.196 --> 01:21:40.460 -Yes, you did, Uncle Fester. - 1338 01:21:40.504 --> 01:21:42.114 Oh, and, Pugsley, 1339 01:21:42.158 --> 01:21:44.377 it looks like Ophelia is feeling better too. 1340 01:21:53.430 --> 01:21:56.650 Mother, Father, I'm sorry. 1341 01:21:56.694 --> 01:21:59.349 I didn't want to be an Addams. 1342 01:21:59.392 --> 01:22:02.352 I struggled with feeling different. 1343 01:22:02.395 --> 01:22:05.790 But now, I realize that being different 1344 01:22:05.833 --> 01:22:09.054 is the most Addams-y thing there is. 1345 01:22:09.098 --> 01:22:11.143 "Different" is what the extra "D" 1346 01:22:11.187 --> 01:22:13.189 in "Addams" stands for. 1347 01:22:13.232 --> 01:22:16.192 I always thought it stood for "dismemberment." 1348 01:22:17.019 --> 01:22:18.585 Can you forgive me? 1349 01:22:19.325 --> 01:22:20.805 Wednesday, 1350 01:22:20.848 --> 01:22:24.809 you are and always will be our little ghoul. 1351 01:22:24.852 --> 01:22:26.724 We love you. 1352 01:22:26.767 --> 01:22:27.986 Thank you, Mother. 1353 01:22:28.030 --> 01:22:29.422 The feeling is mutual. 1354 01:22:30.641 --> 01:22:32.034 And, Father... 1355 01:22:32.077 --> 01:22:34.732 Yes, my little raven? 1356 01:22:34.775 --> 01:22:36.603 I have something for you. 1357 01:22:46.091 --> 01:22:49.399 Come on, Addams family. Let's go home. 1358 01:22:49.442 --> 01:22:50.661 - 1359 01:23:00.410 --> 01:23:01.541 Gruesome. 1360 01:23:01.585 --> 01:23:04.936 Mmm! And fragrant. 1361 01:23:04.980 --> 01:23:06.677 - 1362 01:23:08.244 --> 01:23:09.854 -Yeah! Awesome! 1363 01:23:09.897 --> 01:23:11.029 Now, look, look, look. 1364 01:23:11.073 --> 01:23:13.597 All I did was invite a few people over 1365 01:23:13.640 --> 01:23:15.599 and things got a little bit out of hand. 1366 01:23:15.642 --> 01:23:18.515 Yes, there were a few injuries, but the EMT is here. 1367 01:23:18.558 --> 01:23:20.821 They're having a wonderful time. 1368 01:23:20.865 --> 01:23:23.650 What a lovely homecoming present. 1369 01:23:35.532 --> 01:23:38.274 I thought you'd never get here. 1370 01:23:45.542 --> 01:23:48.197 Let's light it up, hairball! 1371 01:23:51.374 --> 01:23:52.766 I brought it back 1372 01:23:52.810 --> 01:23:54.942 Is where the party at 1373 01:23:54.986 --> 01:23:56.770 These people out they seat 1374 01:23:56.814 --> 01:23:58.642 To clap your hands 1375 01:23:58.685 --> 01:24:00.078 And have a good time 1376 01:24:01.906 --> 01:24:03.212 In the back 1377 01:24:06.258 --> 01:24:07.912 The party started 1378 01:24:07.955 --> 01:24:10.219 Gloves and mitt, club is lit 1379 01:24:10.262 --> 01:24:11.872 One of a kind 1380 01:24:14.701 --> 01:24:17.313 To the wild, wild West Coast 1381 01:24:17.356 --> 01:24:18.488 Feeling like a villain 1382 01:24:20.229 --> 01:24:22.013 And he's a playa, playa 1383 01:24:22.057 --> 01:24:23.014 In the house 1384 01:24:24.581 --> 01:24:26.452 In case you didn't know 1385 01:24:27.627 --> 01:24:29.977 We love you, It! 1386 01:24:30.021 --> 01:24:32.719 I still don't understand a word that guy says. 1387 01:24:35.418 --> 01:24:37.202 Yeah! 1388 01:24:37.246 --> 01:24:40.988 Didn't I tell you this trip would bring the family closer together? 1389 01:24:41.032 --> 01:24:43.948 You're a wonderful father, darling. 1390 01:24:43.991 --> 01:24:46.385 There's one thing that's still troubling me. 1391 01:24:46.429 --> 01:24:48.561 Cyrus lied about being my father, 1392 01:24:48.605 --> 01:24:51.738 but when I tested your hair at the Grand Canyon, 1393 01:24:51.782 --> 01:24:55.742 it said conclusively that you were not my father either. 1394 01:24:55.786 --> 01:24:58.484 Ah, that explains it. 1395 01:24:58.528 --> 01:24:59.964 I suffered a little accident 1396 01:25:00.007 --> 01:25:02.227 with a napalm experiment a few years back 1397 01:25:02.271 --> 01:25:04.751 and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair. 1398 01:25:07.363 --> 01:25:09.713 Had it replaced with real Sasquatch fur. 1399 01:25:09.756 --> 01:25:11.541 I assure you, Wednesday, 1400 01:25:11.584 --> 01:25:13.064 I am your father. 1401 01:25:13.108 --> 01:25:15.240 Now and always. 1402 01:25:17.286 --> 01:25:19.462 I already hugged you once, Father. 1403 01:25:19.505 --> 01:25:21.855 That's quite enough affection for a lifetime. 1404 01:25:24.336 --> 01:25:26.338 Well, Addams, 1405 01:25:26.382 --> 01:25:29.080 time to start planning the next family vacation. 1406 01:25:29.124 --> 01:25:32.736 Maybe a trip around the world? What do you say? 1407 01:26:15.170 --> 01:26:18.303 playing] 1408 01:26:18.347 --> 01:26:20.827 In that creepy, crawly 1409 01:26:22.394 --> 01:26:24.701 But it's looking like a body 1410 01:26:24.744 --> 01:26:26.920 Crazy but I'm confident 1411 01:26:26.964 --> 01:26:29.140 To any name they hit me with 1412 01:26:29.184 --> 01:26:31.534 I think I'm all that 1413 01:26:31.577 --> 01:26:33.666 They don't know how To pronounce that 1414 01:26:33.710 --> 01:26:35.886 'Cause I bounce back 1415 01:26:35.929 --> 01:26:37.844 My clique like a mousepad 1416 01:26:47.202 --> 01:26:51.858 All down your street 1417 01:26:51.902 --> 01:26:56.820 I'm sayin' they're with me 1418 01:26:56.863 --> 01:26:58.952 - 1419 01:27:01.346 --> 01:27:05.829 Cha cha cha 1420 01:27:25.152 --> 01:27:27.720 'Cause nobody can handle me 1421 01:27:29.113 --> 01:27:30.767 They never seen 1422 01:27:30.810 --> 01:27:32.508 I'm in love with myself 1423 01:27:32.551 --> 01:27:33.509 That they can't touch me 1424 01:27:35.598 --> 01:27:40.167 All down your street 1425 01:27:40.211 --> 01:27:42.561 - 1426 01:27:44.955 --> 01:27:47.131 - 1427 01:27:49.786 --> 01:27:54.530 Cha cha cha 1428 01:27:54.573 --> 01:27:57.881 - 1429 01:28:08.587 --> 01:28:11.242 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1430 01:28:11.286 --> 01:28:13.418 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1431 01:28:13.462 --> 01:28:15.507 - 1432 01:28:17.814 --> 01:28:22.949 Cha cha cha 1433 01:28:22.993 --> 01:28:25.604 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1434 01:28:25.648 --> 01:28:27.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1435 01:28:27.824 --> 01:28:30.261 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1436 01:28:30.305 --> 01:28:32.437 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1437 01:28:35.092 --> 01:28:37.224 'Cause we know 1438 01:28:37.268 --> 01:28:39.618 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1439 01:28:39.662 --> 01:28:41.141 Yeah, yeah, yeah