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(soft music playing)

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- Okay, okay.
That's enough of that. - (music slows, stops)

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Hello, loyal viewers!

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Like me, you probably never
thought this day would come.

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I see some old friends.
I see new friends.

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I see friends who frankly
should put some pants on

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and venture outside
occasionally.

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Seriously, get some sun!

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But, for those who
are just joining us,

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here's a little something
to catch you up in the form

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of my incredibly exciting
superhero origin story!

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- (beeps)
- (exciting music playing)

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Metrocity,
a city full of danger,

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and only Metro Man was strong
enough to defend it from evil.

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- Until I totally
kicked his butt! - (zap)

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(explosion blasts)

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- That's me, Megamind.
- (dance music playing)

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Incredibly handsome
criminal genius

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and master of all villainy.

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But without a hero to fight,
I felt lonely.

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So I created a new superhero
to play with named Titan.

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Unfortunately, he was a worse
villain than I ever was.

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(stone crashing)

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It was then that I realized

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my destiny was not
to be a supervillain,

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but a superhero.

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- I defeated Titan
and saved the day. - (whirring)

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(triumphant music playing)

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I became Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

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- (crowd cheering)
- But little did I know,

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my greatest challenge
was yet to come.

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(dramatic crescendo)

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(soft music playing)

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(gurgling)

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Blue Mackerel: You're in
my personal space, bro.

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Red Snapper: Oh, well,
excuse me for swimming!

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I don't think that
was a sincere apology!

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- It's not!
- Big King Fish: Both of you, clam up!

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(bang)

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We got work to do.

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- (intense music playing)
- Go fish.

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(tapping)

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Here goes.

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- (yelling, laughing)
- (reels unspooling)

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(grunting)

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(reels spooling)

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There it is.

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- (jewels sparkling)
- (laughs) Catch of the day.

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- (glass cracking)
- (water rushing)

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Ooh, this little baby's
gonna be worth a fortune

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on the black fish market!

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(Megamind laughs)

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(rock music playing)

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(whirring, beeping)

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You'd think with all
the time you guys spent

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swimming in "shools,"
you'd be smarter.

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The Go Fish Gang:
Megamind?!

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I knew it was only
a matter of time

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before the Go Fish Gang
tried to steal

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the diamond-encrusted koi

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on loan from
the Beijing Water Palace.

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It's something the old evil me

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would've done (laughs)
way back in the day.

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Sir, "way back in the day"
was just two days ago.

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That's all? Time certainly drags
when you're a good guy.

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Minion,
how could you possibly serve

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a bad guy who's turned hero?

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Quick correction there.

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Due to a cease-and-desist order
from popular fast food chain

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Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,

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I can no longer
call myself Minion.

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So, Megamind gave me
a new name.

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Ol' Chum.
It means, "old friend."

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(sentimental music playing)

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Yeah, well, chum also
means something else.

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- Shark bait!
- (dramatic sting)

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(glass cracking)

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Wait, chum means "shark bait"?

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Why, yes! Sharks love bait!

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It's a term of endearment.

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- Aw!
- (gasps)

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- (glass shatters)
- (shark roars)

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It looks like we're both
about to be shark bait!

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- Not for long.
- (zaps)

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(triumphant music playing)

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- (clanking)
- (Chum sighs)

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Apex predators are
a whole lot cuter

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when you can put
them in your pocket.

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- (The Go Fish Gang laughing)
- They're getting away, sir!

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**

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Brainbot 227,
launch Porta-Prison!

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(whirring)

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(lasers zapping)

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- Huh?
- Hey! What's going on here?

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That oughta hold you
until we can transfer you

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to your fishbowls.

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- In jail... Huh?
- (glitching)

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(whirring stops)

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- (Go Fish Gang laughing)
- Whoopsie.

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- Chum, this is
beyond embarrassing! - (fizzling)

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Sorry, sir.

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Hey, Megamind! Your gadgets
are like the Titanic,

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a total disaster!

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- (Go Fish Gang laugh)
- Megamind: How dare you!

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The Titanic was a delight
for most of the journey.

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After them!

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(dramatic music playing)

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(truck horn blowing)

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- (brakes hiss)
- (Megamind gasps)

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They're in a fish tank!

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(accelerating beeping)

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(water blasts)

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(blubbering, yelling)

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(all screaming)

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(laughing)
You were great villains,

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but as heroes,
you guys are all wet!

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Let's finish them off!

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(engine roaring)

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Chum, cube me.

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(grunts)

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(clinking)

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- Huh?
- What the?

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Bullseye!

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- (dramatic music playing)
- Ha!

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Alley-oop. (grunts)

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(straining, grunting)

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Whoa!

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(grunts, spits)
Water in the hole!

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Huh?

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(splashing)

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(zapping)

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(Go Fish Gang screaming)

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(tank treads screeching)

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(people screaming)

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Chum:
Sir, those bystanders are about to get squished!

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It does not look
good for them.

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Oh, right! I'm a hero now.

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May I suggest
the portal bazooka?

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- You read my mind, Chum.
- (zaps)

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- (grunts)
- (whirring)

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(zaps)

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Kids: Yay!

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- (whirring, zaps)
- (grunts)

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(zap)

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- (Go Fish Gang screaming)
- (smashing)

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- (screaming)
- Ah, shark!

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Crime.
It's a hard halibut to break.

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(groans)

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Chum, make a note.
No more puns.

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- They're beneath us.
- (laughing)

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Halibut! Like the fish!

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Brilliant, sir!
Just brilliant!

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**

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And tell all your evil friends

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Metrocity has a new defender,

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- and his name is Megamind!
- (car engine starts)

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(siren blaring)

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Aren't you forgetting
another defender, sir?

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Don't think so.

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You didn't, by chance,
forget about someone who,

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I don't know, say,
gallantly fought by your side?

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Ah, of course! How could
I have possibly forgotten?

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- Chum, my friend?
- Yes, sir?

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- (whistling)
- (whirring)

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- Fix Brainbot 227.
- (buzzing)

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That short-out was
a little embarrassing.

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Remember, I have a super
heroic image to maintain.

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- (sorrowful music playing)
- (beeping)

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(TV news theme playing)

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Crime continues to plunge
since Megamind saved Metro city

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from the clutches of evil.
But now, villains,

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many who flew below
Metro Man's radar,

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are coming out of the woodwork.

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So far, our new blue hero
seems up to the task.

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And while many changes
are afoot in Metro City,

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the one constant is me,
Roxanne Ritchi,

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reporting on
the accomplishments of others.

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- Huh. Honestly,
how did that sound? - (camera beeps)

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Child:
Like you just realized you've lost all interest in your job,

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and you're going through
the motions.

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Other than that, slam dunk!

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- And you are?
- Keiko Morita,

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president of Megamind's
number-one streaming online

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fan club MegaWatch,

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covering all things blue
and super-heroic in Metro City.

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- Um... okay.
- Have time for a few questions?

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What is happening right now?

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Roxanne Ritchi,
you just helped Megamind

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save the city from Titan.

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So what's your
awesome next step?

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Next step?
A-And are you recording this?

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Don't worry, it's great!

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Obviously, you're too cool
to be just on television.

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You're a shark.
You have to keep moving, girl!

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- You gotta have a side hustle!
- You're not wrong.

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I don't know.
Reporting is important,

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but Megamind has been
a hero for only a few days,

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and he's already making
a big difference in this city.

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Can't help thinking
maybe there's a way

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I can be doing more, too.

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Wait, why am I telling you
this? How old are you again?

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- You first.
- Touché.

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What you need to do is find
the thing you wanna do

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and go for it.
Look at me!

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A few weeks ago,
I was a middle schooler

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sitting in detention. Now,

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I'm streaming a show with
a half-million subscribers.

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Did you say half million?

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That's like
10 times my audience,

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- not counting family and pets.
- Keiko Morita: Gotta go.

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Wanna get a better shot of
the ceremony before it starts.

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- Good talk though.
- Yeah! Good talk. (laughs)

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Half million...

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For his ongoing heroic actions
as Metro's defender,

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- I award Megamind
the key to our fair city. - (crowd cheering)

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- (laughs) I-I mean,
why not, right? (laughs) - (Megamind laughing)

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- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
- Thank you, thank you.

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You're very kind.

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- (grunting)
- (key clangs)

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(struggling)

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(Chum laughing)

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Chum, be a good assistant
and deal with this for me.

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- (clangs, clatters)
- Whoa!

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(clears throat)
Been getting some feedback

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that some of my speeches have
been running a little long,

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- so I cut this one down...
- (paper rattling)

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...to step length.

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Since the dawn of time,

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man has been dealing
with good versus evil.

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Hey, Chum.
How's the new hero gig going?

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Everything's changed for him.

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- Me, not so much.
- I know what you mean.

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I thought I was more to him.

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I thought I was
like his sidekick.

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But he still just
sees me as the minion

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who fixes his brainbots
and washes his socks.

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You know, someone
very recently told me,

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if you know what you want,
go for it.

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So, tell Megamind you want
a promotion to sidekick.

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Oh, it's not
a minion's place to--

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Roxanne Ritchi:
But you're not a minion.

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You're more than that.

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Maybe you just need
to remind him

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how valuable you really are.

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00:10:29.504 --> 00:10:31.131
Speak from the heart.

249
00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:33.341
- (hopeful music playing)
- You're right.

250
00:10:33.383 --> 00:10:35.635
I need to speak from the heart.

251
00:10:35.677 --> 00:10:38.430
And that's why
you're all so lucky

252
00:10:38.471 --> 00:10:42.058
- to have me as your hero.
- (applause, cheering)

253
00:10:42.100 --> 00:10:43.727
Megamind out!

254
00:10:44.769 --> 00:10:47.355
Uh! Excuse me!
(panting) Megamind?

255
00:10:47.397 --> 00:10:50.066
I'm Keiko Morita,
president of your fan club.

256
00:10:50.108 --> 00:10:53.111
President?
Oh, I have nothing but respect

257
00:10:53.153 --> 00:10:55.655
- for those who assume power.
- Then you'll love this.

258
00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:57.323
I'm also your new
social media manager,

259
00:10:57.365 --> 00:10:59.617
streaming content creator,
and image consultant.

260
00:10:59.659 --> 00:11:01.995
Those are a lot of words
I don't understand.

261
00:11:02.037 --> 00:11:03.747
Whoa! Is that
the disguise generator?

262
00:11:03.788 --> 00:11:05.790
- Can I try it?
- Don't touch that!

263
00:11:05.832 --> 00:11:08.293
It's a highly sophisticated
electronic device.

264
00:11:08.335 --> 00:11:10.670
It's cool! My generation
was born tech-savvy.

265
00:11:10.712 --> 00:11:14.174
Really? Then I suppose this is
one of those smarty-pants phones

266
00:11:14.215 --> 00:11:16.009
with a calculator
built right in.

267
00:11:16.051 --> 00:11:18.678
Okay, wow. That proves
you really need my help.

268
00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:20.722
You were threatening
the city a few days ago.

269
00:11:20.764 --> 00:11:22.098
Now you're defending it!

270
00:11:22.140 --> 00:11:24.809
People wanna know who
the new heroic Megamind is!

271
00:11:24.851 --> 00:11:26.895
I'll help you show them.

272
00:11:26.936 --> 00:11:28.229
You have a lot of energy.

273
00:11:28.271 --> 00:11:30.357
Did you just consume
a pound of sugar?

274
00:11:30.398 --> 00:11:31.941
Nope!
I'm like this naturally!

275
00:11:31.983 --> 00:11:33.902
Must be exhausting.

276
00:11:33.943 --> 00:11:36.529
I wanna be a crime fighter
just like you.

277
00:11:36.571 --> 00:11:37.989
You know, part of the team.

278
00:11:38.490 --> 00:11:40.367
(sighs) Here's the thing.

279
00:11:40.408 --> 00:11:41.951
I don't do teams.

280
00:11:41.993 --> 00:11:43.620
I'm more of a solo act,

281
00:11:43.661 --> 00:11:46.373
but you're adorable
in a pushy sort of way.

282
00:11:46.414 --> 00:11:48.166
So, here's a souvenir.

283
00:11:48.208 --> 00:11:51.044
It's either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

284
00:11:51.086 --> 00:11:54.339
I can't remember which,
so careful with that.

285
00:11:54.673 --> 00:11:56.257
He'll come around.

286
00:11:56.800 --> 00:11:59.094
Here he comes. You ready?

287
00:11:59.135 --> 00:12:00.220
Oh, absolutely!

288
00:12:00.261 --> 00:12:02.514
Had the brainbots
program an algorithm

289
00:12:02.555 --> 00:12:05.225
for a surefire
negotiation speech.

290
00:12:05.266 --> 00:12:07.769
Not what I meant by
speaking from the heart.

291
00:12:08.478 --> 00:12:11.231
Ah, there you are, Chum.
Let's head back to the lair.

292
00:12:11.272 --> 00:12:13.233
Those socks aren't
gonna wash themselves.

293
00:12:13.274 --> 00:12:15.443
- (beeps)
- (motivational music playing)

294
00:12:15.485 --> 00:12:17.570
(Chum clears throat)

295
00:12:17.612 --> 00:12:19.489
Good afternoon!

296
00:12:19.531 --> 00:12:21.533
Do you aspire for success?

297
00:12:21.574 --> 00:12:22.742
I bet you do.

298
00:12:23.118 --> 00:12:26.204
Well, insert boss' name here,
while I humbly appreciate

299
00:12:26.246 --> 00:12:28.331
the opportunities
you've given me,

300
00:12:28.373 --> 00:12:31.626
since we've altered the mission
statement of our organization,

301
00:12:31.668 --> 00:12:33.753
I'm confident
I could achieve more.

302
00:12:33.795 --> 00:12:35.839
I believe I have made

303
00:12:35.880 --> 00:12:38.591
significant contributions
to the new paradigm

304
00:12:38.633 --> 00:12:40.885
and wish for
positional advancement

305
00:12:40.927 --> 00:12:43.596
befitting my more than
adequate executions

306
00:12:43.638 --> 00:12:46.891
of said opportunities.

307
00:12:46.933 --> 00:12:48.560
- (beeps)
- (music stops)

308
00:12:50.770 --> 00:12:52.355
Chum, you're talking gibberish.

309
00:12:52.397 --> 00:12:54.649
Might be time to change
your bowl water again.

310
00:12:54.691 --> 00:12:58.153
Uh, what I'm trying to ask,
uh...

311
00:12:58.194 --> 00:13:01.614
Chum wants a promotion!
He wants to be your sidekick.

312
00:13:01.656 --> 00:13:04.492
Sidekick?
That's a big change.

313
00:13:05.243 --> 00:13:07.954
I don't think you've thought
through this, old friend.

314
00:13:07.996 --> 00:13:10.915
We've got a dynamic here.
I'm the hero.

315
00:13:10.957 --> 00:13:13.293
You're the guy who gets
to hang out with the hero.

316
00:13:13.335 --> 00:13:15.587
Now, with that
firmly reestablished,

317
00:13:15.628 --> 00:13:18.506
let's go get some churros.

318
00:13:18.548 --> 00:13:20.008
(clears throat loudly)

319
00:13:20.383 --> 00:13:23.303
Sir, if you don't
recognize my contributions,

320
00:13:23.345 --> 00:13:27.349
maybe it's time for me to
explore other opportunities.

321
00:13:27.390 --> 00:13:29.309
Hm. Okay.

322
00:13:29.351 --> 00:13:33.188
- Well, if you feel that
strongly about it... - Oh.

323
00:13:33.229 --> 00:13:34.773
Okay then. Uh...

324
00:13:34.814 --> 00:13:38.151
If you feel that strongly about
me feeling strongly about it--

325
00:13:38.193 --> 00:13:41.196
I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly

326
00:13:41.237 --> 00:13:43.865
that I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly.

327
00:13:43.907 --> 00:13:46.910
Okay, we get it!
Everyone's feeling strongly.

328
00:13:46.951 --> 00:13:50.330
No, Roxanne!
Who am I to clip Chum's wings?

329
00:13:50.372 --> 00:13:53.833
I say fly,
you magnificent dove.

330
00:13:53.875 --> 00:13:56.503
(sighs) Yes. I will fly.

331
00:13:56.961 --> 00:14:00.382
I thank you for all
the good times we had.

332
00:14:01.549 --> 00:14:04.886
We part now on friendly terms.

333
00:14:06.429 --> 00:14:10.475
- (Chum's suit whirring)
- (emotional music playing)

334
00:14:13.019 --> 00:14:14.688
I'll be a monkey's uncle!

335
00:14:14.729 --> 00:14:16.564
He's really
walking away this time!

336
00:14:16.606 --> 00:14:19.818
- I don't believe you.
- It's just a figure of speech.

337
00:14:19.859 --> 00:14:21.486
I'm not really
a monkey's uncle.

338
00:14:21.528 --> 00:14:25.031
I mean, I can't believe
you just let him quit!

339
00:14:25.073 --> 00:14:28.326
Relax.
It's a negotiation tactic.

340
00:14:28.368 --> 00:14:30.036
Like the time he went
on a hunger strike

341
00:14:30.078 --> 00:14:31.913
because he wanted
a pet parakeet.

342
00:14:31.955 --> 00:14:33.123
What did you do then?

343
00:14:33.164 --> 00:14:35.583
I waited him out
until he finally gave in.

344
00:14:35.625 --> 00:14:37.877
Parakeets are poop machines.

345
00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:40.380
(sighs)
Everything is changing so fast.

346
00:14:40.422 --> 00:14:44.467
Sometimes, I miss the simplicity
of the bad old days.

347
00:14:44.509 --> 00:14:46.720
(car rumbling)

348
00:14:46.761 --> 00:14:48.304
**

349
00:14:48.346 --> 00:14:50.473
- (wind blowing)
- (thunder rumbling)

350
00:14:50.515 --> 00:14:52.892
(fizzling, zapping)

351
00:14:52.934 --> 00:14:54.728
(blows)

352
00:14:54.769 --> 00:14:58.440
I hereby call this meeting
of The Doom Syndicate to order.

353
00:14:58.481 --> 00:15:01.192
First order of business,
evil villain roll call.

354
00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:04.904
Lady Doppler, evil witch
of weather, present.

355
00:15:04.946 --> 00:15:07.532
Pierre Pressure,
master of hypnotism

356
00:15:07.574 --> 00:15:11.453
and all-around super bad guy
is also present, no?

357
00:15:11.494 --> 00:15:12.787
(crash)

358
00:15:12.829 --> 00:15:15.874
Behemoth, burning hunk
of burning rock,

359
00:15:15.915 --> 00:15:17.917
also bring present.

360
00:15:17.959 --> 00:15:19.586
(flame whooshes)

361
00:15:19.627 --> 00:15:22.213
My lava friend,
present means one is here.

362
00:15:22.255 --> 00:15:23.548
Huh?

363
00:15:23.590 --> 00:15:25.383
(baby talk)
Aw, that's okay, Behemoth.

364
00:15:25.425 --> 00:15:28.178
It's the thought
that counts, hm?

365
00:15:28.219 --> 00:15:31.181
(normal)
Okay, I think that's just about everyone.

366
00:15:31.222 --> 00:15:33.933
Mysterious Voice:
Aren't you forgetting someone?

367
00:15:33.975 --> 00:15:35.894
- (creepy music playing)
- The Master of Nightmares,

368
00:15:35.935 --> 00:15:37.562
the Duke of Darkness,

369
00:15:37.604 --> 00:15:40.815
the broken nightlight
in your cold bedroom.

370
00:15:40.857 --> 00:15:43.234
Sit and tremble
as you gaze upon

371
00:15:43.276 --> 00:15:45.278
the frightening sight of...

372
00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:47.864
- Lord Nighty-Knight!
- (dramatic crescendo)

373
00:15:47.906 --> 00:15:49.574
(lamp buzzing)

374
00:15:49.616 --> 00:15:50.950
That is, like,

375
00:15:50.992 --> 00:15:54.162
the least frightening
villain name ever! (laughs)

376
00:15:54.204 --> 00:15:55.663
Why did you change it
from Fright Night?

377
00:15:55.705 --> 00:15:57.499
That was so much better.

378
00:15:57.540 --> 00:15:59.501
Lord Nighty-Knight:
What are you talking about? It's Nighty-Knight.

379
00:15:59.542 --> 00:16:02.837
It's like a night that's even
darker than a usual night.

380
00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:06.257
Plus, I'm an actual knight,
which is also super dark.

381
00:16:06.299 --> 00:16:08.593
(deep voice)
But is it dark?

382
00:16:08.635 --> 00:16:11.805
- (laughter)
- (Nighty-Knight grumbles)

383
00:16:11.846 --> 00:16:13.473
(normal)
On to serious business.

384
00:16:13.515 --> 00:16:15.058 line:5%
It seems our former leader
Megamind

385
00:16:15.100 --> 00:16:16.685 line:5%
just got himself a new gig.

386
00:16:16.726 --> 00:16:18.061 line:5%
Anchor (on TV):
Breaking news.

387
00:16:18.103 --> 00:16:19.729 line:5%
Megamind gets
the key to the city

388
00:16:19.771 --> 00:16:21.481 line:5%
as Metro City's newest hero.

389
00:16:21.523 --> 00:16:23.733
VILLAINS:
No way!

390
00:16:23.775 --> 00:16:25.819
As leader, I've decided

391
00:16:25.860 --> 00:16:28.488
it's time to pay
Megamind a visit.

392
00:16:28.530 --> 00:16:29.906
Say what?!

393
00:16:29.948 --> 00:16:31.783
Behemoth leader!

394
00:16:31.825 --> 00:16:34.244
You are not ze leader!
It is moi!

395
00:16:34.285 --> 00:16:37.497
Nighty-Knight:
No, Megamind gave me his darkest blessing.

396
00:16:37.539 --> 00:16:40.333
Raise your hand
if you also think

397
00:16:40.375 --> 00:16:42.127
Megamind left you in charge.

398
00:16:42.168 --> 00:16:43.461
Pierre Pressure:
I do!

399
00:16:43.503 --> 00:16:44.879
Ugh, seriously?!

400
00:16:44.921 --> 00:16:48.633
How many leaders think
we should pay Megamind a visit?

401
00:16:48.675 --> 00:16:50.135
Pierre:
I do!

402
00:16:50.176 --> 00:16:51.469
Fine. It's settled then.

403
00:16:51.511 --> 00:16:55.056
I agree. But, there is
just one little thing

404
00:16:55.098 --> 00:16:56.808
to take care of first.

405
00:16:56.850 --> 00:16:58.268
(buzzer blares)

406
00:16:58.309 --> 00:17:00.729
Guard:
Hey, Doomy Glooms! No scheming during lunch!

407
00:17:00.770 --> 00:17:03.606
This was a nice place
to lay low for a while,

408
00:17:03.648 --> 00:17:06.359
but we've got some
business to take care of.

409
00:17:06.401 --> 00:17:09.362
Nighty-Knight:
Hello darkness, my old friend.

410
00:17:09.404 --> 00:17:11.072
(whooshing)

411
00:17:11.448 --> 00:17:12.574
Ha!

412
00:17:12.824 --> 00:17:14.034
Whoa! Ah!

413
00:17:14.075 --> 00:17:15.326
(grunts)

414
00:17:15.994 --> 00:17:17.871
I can't move!

415
00:17:17.912 --> 00:17:20.373
(whimpering, yelps)

416
00:17:20.415 --> 00:17:22.917
- (whirring)
- I think you'll have problems hitting ze alarm

417
00:17:22.959 --> 00:17:26.212
if you are trapped
in an invisible box.

418
00:17:26.254 --> 00:17:30.091
Help! I'm trapped
in an invisible box!

419
00:17:30.675 --> 00:17:32.844
(alarm blaring)

420
00:17:32.886 --> 00:17:33.887
(doors slam)

421
00:17:33.928 --> 00:17:35.555
Behemoth? Go gravel.

422
00:17:35.597 --> 00:17:37.140
(growls, roars)

423
00:17:37.182 --> 00:17:39.392
(crumbling)

424
00:17:39.434 --> 00:17:40.727
(yelling)

425
00:17:40.769 --> 00:17:43.646
(wind howling)

426
00:17:43.688 --> 00:17:45.732
(gravel clattering)

427
00:17:45.774 --> 00:17:47.192
(guard yelping)

428
00:17:47.233 --> 00:17:49.444
- (growling, grunts)
- (zapping)

429
00:17:49.486 --> 00:17:50.445
(doors whir)

430
00:17:50.487 --> 00:17:52.447
Guard:
Oh, please don't hurt me!

431
00:17:52.489 --> 00:17:54.908
(laughs)
We'll show ourselves out.

432
00:17:55.325 --> 00:17:57.911
- (boom)
- (bricks clatter)

433
00:17:57.952 --> 00:18:00.789
(dramatic music playing)

434
00:18:00.830 --> 00:18:03.208
Megamind, here we come.

435
00:18:03.249 --> 00:18:04.501
(dramatic crescendo)

436
00:18:05.627 --> 00:18:08.672
Spokesman (on radio):
Ever feel like you're driving to the same job,

437
00:18:08.713 --> 00:18:10.006
drinking the same coffee,

438
00:18:10.048 --> 00:18:12.676
wearing the same outfit
almost every day?

439
00:18:12.717 --> 00:18:15.261
- Ugh. Yeah.
- Spokesman: Have you been wondering

440
00:18:15.303 --> 00:18:17.347
if there's more
you could be doing

441
00:18:17.389 --> 00:18:19.099
- to spice up your life?
- Yeah.

442
00:18:19.140 --> 00:18:20.642
Spokesman:
We have the answer.

443
00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:23.186
- Have a Mr. Minion's Meat-sicle!
- (commercial jingle playing)

444
00:18:23.228 --> 00:18:25.355
- (sighs)
- Protein on the go!

445
00:18:25.397 --> 00:18:27.357
Okay, that really
under-delivered.

446
00:18:27.399 --> 00:18:28.900
- (whirring)
- Roxanne, I'm in great danger!

447
00:18:28.942 --> 00:18:31.695
- (Roxanne screams)
- (horns honking)

448
00:18:31.736 --> 00:18:33.363
(tires squeal)

449
00:18:33.405 --> 00:18:35.407
- (whirring)
- How are you doing this?!

450
00:18:35.448 --> 00:18:38.368
Through the bobblehead of myself
I gave to you as a present.

451
00:18:38.410 --> 00:18:40.620
It's a tracking device
so I can look out for you.

452
00:18:40.662 --> 00:18:44.040 line:5%
I'm flattered by this
invasion of my privacy.

453
00:18:44.082 --> 00:18:47.752 line:5%
Come to the lair immediately.
My very life may depend on it!

454
00:18:48.336 --> 00:18:50.296 line:5%
Hang on!
I'll be right there.

455
00:18:50.338 --> 00:18:54.426
- (tires squeal)
- (horns honking)

456
00:18:54.467 --> 00:18:58.138
(dramatic music playing)

457
00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:00.849
- (door bangs)
- (Megamind screams)

458
00:19:00.890 --> 00:19:02.017
Megamind?

459
00:19:02.517 --> 00:19:04.310
Megamind:
I'm in the kitchen! Hurry!

460
00:19:04.352 --> 00:19:06.563
- (doors creak)
- (Megamind struggling)

461
00:19:06.604 --> 00:19:10.316
- How dare you defy me, you--
- Roxanne: What is happening?

462
00:19:10.358 --> 00:19:12.193
I'll tell you what's happening!

463
00:19:12.235 --> 00:19:16.197
This disrespectful toaster
pastry refuses to toast!

464
00:19:16.239 --> 00:19:18.700
I thought this was
a matter of life and death!

465
00:19:18.742 --> 00:19:21.745
Newsflash! I need food,
or I'll starve.

466
00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:23.913
Besides, I couldn't
reach the pancakes.

467
00:19:23.955 --> 00:19:25.290
(splats)

468
00:19:25.331 --> 00:19:28.168
Newsflash!
Toasters need to be plugged in

469
00:19:28.209 --> 00:19:29.502
or they won't work.

470
00:19:29.544 --> 00:19:33.089
(gasps) Show me what you did,
sorceress!

471
00:19:33.131 --> 00:19:36.343
(sighs)
Maybe you should call Chum?

472
00:19:36.384 --> 00:19:39.387
I'm fully capable of
taking care of myself.

473
00:19:39.429 --> 00:19:42.724
One question. How does one go
about taking care of oneself?

474
00:19:42.766 --> 00:19:45.018
- (alarm blaring)
- The intruder alert!

475
00:19:45.060 --> 00:19:46.186
Thank goodness.

476
00:19:46.227 --> 00:19:48.480
- Isn't that bad?
- It's Chum.

477
00:19:48.521 --> 00:19:49.939
He's always setting that off.

478
00:19:49.981 --> 00:19:53.360
Looks like someone couldn't
bear to be without me.

479
00:19:54.527 --> 00:19:55.653
(splats)

480
00:19:55.695 --> 00:19:58.865
Well, well. Look who
finally decided to--

481
00:19:58.907 --> 00:20:01.618
- Ah!
- Lady Doppler: Come on, Megamind.

482
00:20:01.659 --> 00:20:04.287
Is that any way to
welcome your old crew?

483
00:20:04.788 --> 00:20:08.416
I mean...
what an unpleasant surprise!

484
00:20:08.458 --> 00:20:10.877
My old evil supervillain team.

485
00:20:10.919 --> 00:20:13.922
Nighty-Knight:
You must be so stoked to see us.

486
00:20:13.963 --> 00:20:17.425
Stoked doesn't begin to
describe it, Fright Night.

487
00:20:17.467 --> 00:20:22.013
Get zis. He now wants
to be called "Nighty-Knight."

488
00:20:22.055 --> 00:20:23.306
Nighty-Knight:
It's scarier!

489
00:20:23.348 --> 00:20:25.892
Oh, yes. I'm terrified.

490
00:20:25.934 --> 00:20:29.229
Nighty-Knight:
See? Megamind gets my darkness.

491
00:20:29.270 --> 00:20:32.107
- That's why he
left me in charge. - (gasps)

492
00:20:32.148 --> 00:20:33.983
But that's not why we're here.

493
00:20:34.025 --> 00:20:36.319
We heard all about
your new job.

494
00:20:36.361 --> 00:20:37.904
(gasps) You did?

495
00:20:37.946 --> 00:20:40.907
Nighty-Knight:
Yeah! You think we were gonna let that go

496
00:20:40.949 --> 00:20:42.909
without paying you a visit?

497
00:20:42.951 --> 00:20:45.745
Let him have it, Behemoth!

498
00:20:45.787 --> 00:20:47.706
- (Megamind gasps)
- (rumbling)

499
00:20:47.747 --> 00:20:48.748
(roars)

500
00:20:48.790 --> 00:20:51.042
Guys!
Can't we just talk this--

501
00:20:51.084 --> 00:20:52.293
Ah!

502
00:20:53.294 --> 00:20:56.256
- (party horn blowing)
- The Doom Syndicate: Congratulations!

503
00:20:56.297 --> 00:20:57.340
What?

504
00:20:57.382 --> 00:20:58.508
(singing):
* For he's a horrible *

505
00:20:58.550 --> 00:20:59.718
* Evil fellow *

506
00:20:59.759 --> 00:21:01.761
* Which nobody can deny *

507
00:21:01.803 --> 00:21:03.346
* Because he's now
their evil overlord *

508
00:21:03.388 --> 00:21:06.683
* And they're likely to receive
an unusually cruel punishment *

509
00:21:06.725 --> 00:21:08.476
(cheering)

510
00:21:08.518 --> 00:21:12.731
Imagine, ze entire city
thinks you are a hero!

511
00:21:12.772 --> 00:21:15.817
When you said lay low in prison
and wait for your signal,

512
00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:19.112
we had no idea
it was gonna be this!

513
00:21:19.154 --> 00:21:22.824
- Not even I could
conjure such an illusion. - (bell tolling)

514
00:21:22.866 --> 00:21:25.994
Nighty-Knight:
It's dark, it's messed up,

515
00:21:26.036 --> 00:21:27.996
and I love it. (laughing)

516
00:21:28.038 --> 00:21:29.164
Huh?

517
00:21:29.205 --> 00:21:32.459
- (yelps)
- Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

518
00:21:32.500 --> 00:21:36.129
You think
I'm pretending to be a hero.

519
00:21:36.171 --> 00:21:37.964
- Nighty-Knight: Huh?
- Oh.

520
00:21:38.006 --> 00:21:40.800
- (dramatic crescendo)
- And you'd be right, of course!

521
00:21:40.842 --> 00:21:43.762
That was absolutely
my intention.

522
00:21:43.803 --> 00:21:47.432
There no way Megamind
could be real hero.

523
00:21:47.474 --> 00:21:50.101
That would be great
betrayal and cause

524
00:21:50.143 --> 00:21:52.270
much anger in Behemoth!

525
00:21:52.312 --> 00:21:54.230
- (whimpering)
- (flames hissing)

526
00:21:54.272 --> 00:21:56.733
But you not, so Behemoth happy.

527
00:21:56.775 --> 00:21:59.152
- Oh...
- Where is Monsieur Minion?

528
00:21:59.194 --> 00:22:02.655
Ze robot poisson zat would keep
your place so span and spic-y.

529
00:22:02.697 --> 00:22:04.324
Oh, Chum!

530
00:22:04.366 --> 00:22:07.410
He's not here because, uh,

531
00:22:07.452 --> 00:22:08.870
corporate shake-up.

532
00:22:08.912 --> 00:22:11.331
- Lots of internal changes.
- (explosion, glass shatters)

533
00:22:11.373 --> 00:22:13.124
(Roxanne coughing)

534
00:22:13.166 --> 00:22:14.959
You know you're not
supposed to dry

535
00:22:15.001 --> 00:22:18.004
your metal spiked capes
in the microwave and--

536
00:22:18.046 --> 00:22:19.756
The Doom Syndicate!

537
00:22:19.798 --> 00:22:22.008
What's Roxanne Ritchi
doing here?!

538
00:22:22.050 --> 00:22:23.385
I assure you

539
00:22:23.426 --> 00:22:25.845
there's a completely evil
explanation for this.

540
00:22:27.305 --> 00:22:28.973
We're waiting.

541
00:22:29.015 --> 00:22:31.726
Yeah... so am I.

542
00:22:31.768 --> 00:22:35.480
Roxanne is here,
at this moment, right now,

543
00:22:35.522 --> 00:22:38.024
before us,
because she's agreed...

544
00:22:38.066 --> 00:22:39.275
Syndicate:
Yeah?

545
00:22:39.317 --> 00:22:42.821
- ...to be my evil bride.
- What?!

546
00:22:42.862 --> 00:22:44.656
(whispers)
They still think I'm evil

547
00:22:44.698 --> 00:22:46.408
and only pretending
to be a hero.

548
00:22:46.449 --> 00:22:48.660
- Play along!
- Is this true?

549
00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:52.539
- More like too good to be true!
- (gasps, groans)

550
00:22:52.580 --> 00:22:54.791
I can't believe
you're with her!

551
00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:57.544
She got me fired from
my weather reporting job!

552
00:22:57.585 --> 00:22:59.337
- (groans)
- You got yourself fired

553
00:22:59.379 --> 00:23:01.506
because you never
got a forecast right.

554
00:23:01.548 --> 00:23:02.716
Not to mention turning evil

555
00:23:02.757 --> 00:23:05.552
and throwing lightning
at everybody, Gail.

556
00:23:05.593 --> 00:23:07.971
- (lightning crackling)
- It's Lady Doppler now.

557
00:23:08.013 --> 00:23:11.558
And you two together,
I don't buy it.

558
00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:14.811
Behemoth disagree.
Behemoth always see

559
00:23:14.853 --> 00:23:19.065
certain romantic tension between
blue man and pretty lady.

560
00:23:20.316 --> 00:23:21.609
- Really?
- Really?

561
00:23:21.651 --> 00:23:23.445
Opposites attract, no?

562
00:23:23.486 --> 00:23:26.072
Like crepes and marmalade.

563
00:23:26.531 --> 00:23:29.367
Can you guys excuse us?
Need a quick word in the kitchen

564
00:23:29.409 --> 00:23:31.786
with my not-so-better half.

565
00:23:32.912 --> 00:23:34.372
- (splats)
- Ow!

566
00:23:34.414 --> 00:23:36.541
I'll have you know those have
a warm fruit-filled center

567
00:23:36.583 --> 00:23:38.418
that could have left me
horribly disfigured.

568
00:23:38.460 --> 00:23:40.545
Why didn't you
tell them the truth?

569
00:23:40.587 --> 00:23:43.673
Tell them I'm really a hero?
Are you crazy?

570
00:23:43.715 --> 00:23:45.925
There's four of them,
and only one of me!

571
00:23:45.967 --> 00:23:48.928
They'll pound me into
a blue pulp, Roxanne.

572
00:23:48.970 --> 00:23:51.014
They're going to
find out eventually.

573
00:23:51.056 --> 00:23:54.851
Oh, and since when were you
ever part of The Doom Syndicate?

574
00:23:55.352 --> 00:23:56.853
Uh...

575
00:23:57.062 --> 00:23:58.146
Uh...

576
00:23:58.730 --> 00:24:01.274
(sighs) Founding member,
actually.

577
00:24:01.316 --> 00:24:02.901
I was cutting my evil teeth

578
00:24:02.942 --> 00:24:05.612
shortly after graduating
from Villain Shool.

579
00:24:05.653 --> 00:24:08.948
You went to a villain shool?
I mean, school.

580
00:24:08.990 --> 00:24:11.201
Really more of
a mentorship program.

581
00:24:11.242 --> 00:24:14.454
Unfortunately, my evil professor
and I had a falling out.

582
00:24:14.496 --> 00:24:16.998
He kind of went to pieces.
(laughs) Literally.

583
00:24:17.040 --> 00:24:19.668
Always learning
new things about you.

584
00:24:19.709 --> 00:24:23.213
So, I recruited
the very best of the worst.

585
00:24:23.254 --> 00:24:24.464
- (snaps)
- (door creaking)

586
00:24:24.506 --> 00:24:26.257
(whirring, beeping)

587
00:24:27.092 --> 00:24:30.053
- (explosion blasts)
- With me as their handsome leader,

588
00:24:30.095 --> 00:24:34.099
- The Doom Syndicate was
the premier villain team. - (rock music playing)

589
00:24:34.140 --> 00:24:36.935
Man, those were good times.

590
00:24:37.435 --> 00:24:39.729
I mean, they were bad times

591
00:24:39.771 --> 00:24:41.898
that were good when I was bad.

592
00:24:41.940 --> 00:24:44.067
(nervous laugh)
But eventually, I realized

593
00:24:44.109 --> 00:24:46.444
I didn't like sharing
the spotlight.

594
00:24:46.486 --> 00:24:48.029
So, you ditched them?

595
00:24:48.071 --> 00:24:50.740
I told them I was
working on an evil project.

596
00:24:50.782 --> 00:24:53.660
- (brainbot whirs)
- And that I'd signal them when I took over Metrocity,

597
00:24:53.702 --> 00:24:55.829
which they think I have.

598
00:24:55.870 --> 00:24:58.581
Until I can figure out
a way to stop them,

599
00:24:58.623 --> 00:25:01.334
we must keep up
evil appearances.

600
00:25:01.376 --> 00:25:03.837
No. No! No way!

601
00:25:03.878 --> 00:25:06.715
Come on, Roxanne. Please?

602
00:25:06.756 --> 00:25:07.841
No!

603
00:25:08.216 --> 00:25:10.051
Pleas--

604
00:25:10.093 --> 00:25:12.178
And we're back.

605
00:25:12.220 --> 00:25:15.056
So, you guys have any schemes?

606
00:25:15.098 --> 00:25:17.809
I mean,
plans while you're in town?

607
00:25:17.851 --> 00:25:19.602
- (nervous laugh)
- Nighty-Knight: No,

608
00:25:19.644 --> 00:25:22.397
- but this guy does! (laughs)
- (grunts)

609
00:25:22.439 --> 00:25:24.607
(nervous laugh)
I'm not following.

610
00:25:24.649 --> 00:25:26.985
Lady Doppler:
We're here for Phase Two, silly.

611
00:25:27.027 --> 00:25:29.320
(gasps) Phase Two.

612
00:25:29.362 --> 00:25:30.697
What's a Phase Two?

613
00:25:30.739 --> 00:25:33.867
Guess your boyfriend
doesn't tell you everything.

614
00:25:33.908 --> 00:25:36.578
Megamind said when
he took over Metro City,

615
00:25:36.619 --> 00:25:38.538
we'd all have a place
in the next phase

616
00:25:38.580 --> 00:25:40.457
of his evil master plan.

617
00:25:40.498 --> 00:25:43.543
Phase Two is
such a genius plan.

618
00:25:43.585 --> 00:25:46.338
I cannot wait to get started!

619
00:25:46.796 --> 00:25:49.215
Yeah! That's actually
one of the reasons

620
00:25:49.257 --> 00:25:50.967
why I agreed to evil-marry him.

621
00:25:51.009 --> 00:25:53.053
- I love a good Phase Two.
- (yelps)

622
00:25:53.094 --> 00:25:55.597
But, remind me again
what this one is

623
00:25:55.638 --> 00:25:57.724
and what havoc it might wreak?

624
00:25:57.766 --> 00:25:59.851
Would you give us a moment?

625
00:25:59.893 --> 00:26:02.687
Relax. I never even bothered
to finish Phase Two.

626
00:26:02.729 --> 00:26:04.814
- Lady Doppler: Let's roll!
- (Syndicate laughs)

627
00:26:04.856 --> 00:26:07.067
(gasps)
What's the mad rush, guys?

628
00:26:07.108 --> 00:26:08.526
You just got here!

629
00:26:08.568 --> 00:26:11.446
Let's have some fun before
jumping into evil business.

630
00:26:11.488 --> 00:26:13.073
Charades, anyone?

631
00:26:13.448 --> 00:26:15.533
I say we break
in Megamind's city

632
00:26:15.575 --> 00:26:17.744
with a good old-fashioned
crime spree.

633
00:26:17.786 --> 00:26:18.787
Syndicate:
Yeah!

634
00:26:18.828 --> 00:26:20.872
I don't know, guys.

635
00:26:20.914 --> 00:26:23.625
Aren't we all a little above
crime spree-ing at this point?

636
00:26:23.667 --> 00:26:25.251
Syndicate:
No!

637
00:26:25.293 --> 00:26:27.837
Nighty-Knight:
Look out, Metro City, here comes the darkness.

638
00:26:27.879 --> 00:26:30.924
- Lady Doppler: Let's do this!
- Pierre: Away we go!

639
00:26:30.965 --> 00:26:34.260
What a fun and totally
preventable situation

640
00:26:34.302 --> 00:26:35.512
you've created.

641
00:26:35.553 --> 00:26:37.013
Please tell me you have a plan.

642
00:26:37.055 --> 00:26:38.765
Oh, you better warn the mayor.

643
00:26:38.807 --> 00:26:40.892
Meanwhile, I'll try to keep
The Doom Syndicate

644
00:26:40.934 --> 00:26:42.769
from destroying the entire city
while thinking of a plan

645
00:26:42.811 --> 00:26:44.270
to keep them from doing
my other plan.

646
00:26:44.312 --> 00:26:46.314
- (door creaks)
- Make sense?

647
00:26:46.356 --> 00:26:47.857
Yes, but only in the

648
00:26:47.899 --> 00:26:49.776
you're-the-one-saying-it
sort of way.

649
00:26:49.818 --> 00:26:50.860
(dramatic crescendo)

650
00:26:50.902 --> 00:26:53.655
You should know
I'm a people non-person.

651
00:26:53.697 --> 00:26:54.864
I'm a self-starter,

652
00:26:54.906 --> 00:26:56.700
but also enjoy
the collaborative process.

653
00:26:56.741 --> 00:26:58.702
I'm proficient in
robotics, neuroscience,

654
00:26:58.743 --> 00:27:00.620
chemical engineering,
death-ray construction,

655
00:27:00.662 --> 00:27:02.664
bioengineering,
and event planning.

656
00:27:02.706 --> 00:27:04.708
So, anything in those areas.

657
00:27:04.749 --> 00:27:06.835
(fly buzzing)

658
00:27:06.876 --> 00:27:09.295
I'm lookin' for
a toilet scrubber.

659
00:27:09.337 --> 00:27:10.630
That's perfect!

660
00:27:10.672 --> 00:27:12.674
Another item
off my bucket list!

661
00:27:12.716 --> 00:27:15.552
I won't let you down, New Sir.

662
00:27:15.593 --> 00:27:18.304
- (dramatic music playing)
- (panting)

663
00:27:18.346 --> 00:27:21.016
- (horns honking)
- Whoa! Ah!

664
00:27:21.975 --> 00:27:24.436
- (grunting)
- (people screaming)

665
00:27:24.477 --> 00:27:25.687
(explosion blasts)

666
00:27:25.729 --> 00:27:28.898
- (citizens screaming)
- (smashing)

667
00:27:29.774 --> 00:27:31.443
(crash, explosion)

668
00:27:31.484 --> 00:27:34.112
(Lady Doppler and Pierre laugh)

669
00:27:35.947 --> 00:27:39.075
Today's forecast:
frigid cold flurries,

670
00:27:39.117 --> 00:27:41.995
and a hundred percent
chance of doom!

671
00:27:42.037 --> 00:27:43.580
(thundering)

672
00:27:43.621 --> 00:27:46.458
(echoing laugh)

673
00:27:46.499 --> 00:27:49.377
Nighty-Knight:
That's a thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.

674
00:27:49.419 --> 00:27:52.130
Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.

675
00:27:52.172 --> 00:27:54.883
- (grunts)
- Behemoth: Behemoth hungry!

676
00:27:55.550 --> 00:27:56.843
(roars)

677
00:27:56.885 --> 00:27:58.345
(chomps, groans)

678
00:27:58.386 --> 00:28:01.556
It is just an advertisement,
you silly rock monster!

679
00:28:01.598 --> 00:28:03.099
**

680
00:28:03.141 --> 00:28:04.184
Huh?

681
00:28:04.559 --> 00:28:08.438
(growls)
Flat man trick Behemoth!

682
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:09.898
(fireball sizzles)

683
00:28:10.565 --> 00:28:12.067
- (grunts)
- (police siren wails)

684
00:28:12.108 --> 00:28:13.193
(tires screech)

685
00:28:13.234 --> 00:28:14.861
(siren dying)

686
00:28:14.903 --> 00:28:16.529
Officer:
Freeze! Police!

687
00:28:16.571 --> 00:28:18.239
(evil laugh)

688
00:28:18.281 --> 00:28:19.491
(whimpers)

689
00:28:20.408 --> 00:28:21.993
You're all under arrest!

690
00:28:22.035 --> 00:28:23.203
**

691
00:28:23.244 --> 00:28:24.746
Now, officers,

692
00:28:24.788 --> 00:28:27.624
- wouldn't you rather
just arrest yourselves? - (whirring)

693
00:28:28.541 --> 00:28:31.753
Officers (in trance):
I have the right to remain silent.

694
00:28:31.795 --> 00:28:35.215
Anything I say can
and will be used against me

695
00:28:35.256 --> 00:28:37.217
- in the court of law.
- (laughing)

696
00:28:37.258 --> 00:28:39.260
- I have the right to a...
- Au revoir!

697
00:28:39.302 --> 00:28:41.888
Sorry about all this, officers.
We'll have a good chuckle

698
00:28:41.930 --> 00:28:44.349
when you snap out of it
in a few hours.

699
00:28:44.849 --> 00:28:46.434
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness!

700
00:28:46.476 --> 00:28:48.061
(whooshing)

701
00:28:48.103 --> 00:28:49.562
The bedlam!

702
00:28:49.604 --> 00:28:50.647
(window shatters)

703
00:28:50.689 --> 00:28:51.940
The chaos!

704
00:28:51.981 --> 00:28:54.776
- (yelps)
- I feed on it.

705
00:28:55.610 --> 00:28:57.779
- (toy squeaking)
- Huh?

706
00:28:59.614 --> 00:29:01.533
(soft lullaby playing)

707
00:29:01.574 --> 00:29:03.827
(echoing baby cooing)

708
00:29:04.953 --> 00:29:08.665
I will call you
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.

709
00:29:08.707 --> 00:29:09.958
(squeaks)

710
00:29:10.250 --> 00:29:12.877
No one must know
of our friendship.

711
00:29:13.753 --> 00:29:15.672
Darkness!

712
00:29:15.714 --> 00:29:18.174
(dramatic music playing)

713
00:29:18.216 --> 00:29:19.300
Brainbots, code:

714
00:29:19.342 --> 00:29:20.593
"Fix all the things
the bad guys broke

715
00:29:20.635 --> 00:29:23.513
so I'm not legally
or financially responsible."

716
00:29:23.555 --> 00:29:25.348
(beeping, whirring)

717
00:29:25.390 --> 00:29:27.183
(brainbots humming)

718
00:29:31.479 --> 00:29:33.898
- (whirring)
- (hammering)

719
00:29:34.315 --> 00:29:35.150
That handles that!

720
00:29:36.109 --> 00:29:39.279
Mayor (on TV):
For his ongoing heroic actions as Metro's defender,

721
00:29:39.320 --> 00:29:42.949
I award Megamind
the key to our fair city.

722
00:29:42.991 --> 00:29:44.868
(audience cheering)

723
00:29:44.909 --> 00:29:46.536
If only
your adoring public knew

724
00:29:46.578 --> 00:29:48.955
- what we had
in store for everyone! - (zapping)

725
00:29:48.997 --> 00:29:51.541
- (Syndicate laughs)
- (Megamind yelps)

726
00:29:51.583 --> 00:29:53.793
Yeah, poor them!

727
00:29:53.835 --> 00:29:55.587
(Syndicate laughing)

728
00:29:55.628 --> 00:29:58.298
- (weak laugh)
- Keiko: Whoa!

729
00:29:58.340 --> 00:30:01.426
- Those guys are no joke!
- (metal creaking)

730
00:30:01.468 --> 00:30:02.761
(gasping, panting)

731
00:30:02.802 --> 00:30:04.554
(creaking)

732
00:30:04.596 --> 00:30:06.181
- (both grunt)
- (monitor smashes)

733
00:30:09.017 --> 00:30:11.686
- Whoa! Close one!
- You again?

734
00:30:12.103 --> 00:30:13.730
Megamind just
saved yours truly

735
00:30:13.772 --> 00:30:15.857
from becoming
a human vegan pancake!

736
00:30:15.899 --> 00:30:18.234
For more awesome saves,
click like and subscribe!

737
00:30:18.276 --> 00:30:19.402
- (static)
- (distant siren wails)

738
00:30:19.444 --> 00:30:21.654
Oh-ho, my followers
are gonna love that!

739
00:30:21.696 --> 00:30:23.281
And you're much faster
than you look.

740
00:30:23.323 --> 00:30:25.950
- Maybe it's the boots.
- (distant explosions)

741
00:30:25.992 --> 00:30:28.161
- (people screaming)
- (zapping)

742
00:30:29.287 --> 00:30:31.206
You're gonna stop
those guys, right?

743
00:30:31.247 --> 00:30:33.667
Eventually, but right now,
I'm deep undercover.

744
00:30:33.708 --> 00:30:35.001
They still think I'm a villain.

745
00:30:35.043 --> 00:30:36.753
Cool! So, you need my help.

746
00:30:36.795 --> 00:30:38.254
I'll take the volcano guy!

747
00:30:38.296 --> 00:30:40.090
- No, here's what
you need to do. - Whoa!

748
00:30:40.131 --> 00:30:43.426
Use your super-tween speed to
run on home and watch cartoons.

749
00:30:43.468 --> 00:30:46.221 line:5%
I'm more useful than
you think, you know!

750
00:30:46.262 --> 00:30:47.430 line:5%
Ugh!

751
00:30:47.472 --> 00:30:49.099
(dramatic music playing)

752
00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:51.017
Lady Doppler:
Look at that.

753
00:30:51.059 --> 00:30:53.520
A bank just waiting
to be robbed.

754
00:30:53.561 --> 00:30:55.980
Let's see some of that
old Megamind magic.

755
00:30:56.022 --> 00:30:58.191
Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

756
00:30:58.233 --> 00:30:59.693
Huh?

757
00:30:59.734 --> 00:31:01.361
I mean, I'm... not good.

758
00:31:01.403 --> 00:31:04.364
It's just important to
keep up good appearances.

759
00:31:04.406 --> 00:31:06.783
Remember, they still
think I'm a hero.

760
00:31:06.825 --> 00:31:08.702
What is ze point, eh?

761
00:31:08.743 --> 00:31:10.704
Phase Deux is just
around the corner.

762
00:31:10.745 --> 00:31:13.206
Nighty-Knight:
Robbing banks was like a ray of dark

763
00:31:13.248 --> 00:31:15.458
in your already
pitch-black soul.

764
00:31:15.500 --> 00:31:18.378
Aw, come on! Please?

765
00:31:18.670 --> 00:31:20.547
Fine! I'll do it.

766
00:31:20.588 --> 00:31:23.425
Even though this sort of bad
is beneath me now.

767
00:31:23.466 --> 00:31:25.885
(dramatic crescendo)

768
00:31:25.927 --> 00:31:30.348
- (tense music playing)
- (quiet bank chatter)

769
00:31:30.390 --> 00:31:32.225
- Bank Manager:
Look! It's Megamind! - (gasps) Uh...

770
00:31:32.267 --> 00:31:34.936
- The hero of Metro City!
- (clapping)

771
00:31:34.978 --> 00:31:38.940
Oh no. Please! Your applause
really isn't necessary.

772
00:31:39.566 --> 00:31:42.694
Nighty-Knight:
I can't wait to see their faces when they realize

773
00:31:42.736 --> 00:31:44.946
evil Megamind is back.

774
00:31:44.988 --> 00:31:47.615
Their sorrow will be delicious.

775
00:31:47.657 --> 00:31:50.785
(deep, mocking voice)
Their sorrow will be delicious.

776
00:31:50.827 --> 00:31:52.412
(normal)
That's what you sound like.

777
00:31:52.996 --> 00:31:54.330
A few days ago,

778
00:31:54.372 --> 00:31:57.125
if you'd have come in,
I'd be hiding under my desk.

779
00:31:57.167 --> 00:32:00.754
Such a relief to know
you're on the good side now.

780
00:32:00.795 --> 00:32:02.881
**

781
00:32:02.922 --> 00:32:05.592
(nervous laugh)
But no need to make a fuss.

782
00:32:05.633 --> 00:32:08.345 line:5%
In fact, why don't you
all go back to treating me

783
00:32:08.386 --> 00:32:10.597 line:5%
- like you did in
the bad old days. - (cocks gun)

784
00:32:10.638 --> 00:32:13.099
But, that's when you were evil.

785
00:32:13.141 --> 00:32:14.809
You kept robbing us.

786
00:32:14.851 --> 00:32:17.270
That's not why
you're here, is it?

787
00:32:17.312 --> 00:32:19.731
I'm sorry.
I have to do this.

788
00:32:19.773 --> 00:32:21.232
B-But why?

789
00:32:21.274 --> 00:32:24.819
Because it's, uh... it's, uh...

790
00:32:24.861 --> 00:32:26.946
- Keiko: It's a safety drill!
- Huh?

791
00:32:26.988 --> 00:32:29.407
For MegaWatch?
Half a million viewers?

792
00:32:29.449 --> 00:32:31.493
We're making this for the kids
at home so they know what to do

793
00:32:31.534 --> 00:32:34.579
in case a real villain
comes into the bank.

794
00:32:34.621 --> 00:32:36.331
Right, Megamind?

795
00:32:36.998 --> 00:32:38.541
Yes?

796
00:32:38.583 --> 00:32:39.793
I mean, yes!

797
00:32:39.834 --> 00:32:43.129
So, let's just pretend
it's like the old days.

798
00:32:43.171 --> 00:32:44.506
It'll be fun! Everyone,

799
00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:46.800
let's get those hands
in the air.

800
00:32:46.841 --> 00:32:48.468
Come on, get 'em up!

801
00:32:48.510 --> 00:32:51.471
(excited chatter)

802
00:32:51.513 --> 00:32:52.806
Oh, I get it!

803
00:32:52.847 --> 00:32:54.224
Did I just save your butt?

804
00:32:54.265 --> 00:32:56.017
- Feels like I just
saved your butt. - Huh?

805
00:32:56.059 --> 00:32:57.977
Just need a quick pic
of the exact moment

806
00:32:58.019 --> 00:32:59.771
- you realized you need me.
- (shutter snaps)

807
00:32:59.813 --> 00:33:02.482
(tense music playing)

808
00:33:02.524 --> 00:33:04.818
I guess he is still
a master villain.

809
00:33:04.859 --> 00:33:07.112
Not only is
he robbing ze place,

810
00:33:07.153 --> 00:33:08.905
he's stopping for selfies!

811
00:33:08.947 --> 00:33:11.366
- Nighty-Knight: He hasn't lost
a dark and twisted step. - (grunting)

812
00:33:11.408 --> 00:33:14.661
I still think
something's off about him.

813
00:33:14.703 --> 00:33:16.705
You are just jealous.

814
00:33:16.746 --> 00:33:18.331
Ze man is a genius!

815
00:33:18.373 --> 00:33:20.417
After all,
he left me in charge.

816
00:33:20.458 --> 00:33:23.545
Nighty-Knight:
What are you talking about? He put me in charge.

817
00:33:23.586 --> 00:33:28.341
He told Behemoth leader
should go by height and girth.

818
00:33:28.383 --> 00:33:30.844
Megamind:
Stay back! (grunts)

819
00:33:30.885 --> 00:33:32.137
Stay back, I say! (sighs)

820
00:33:32.178 --> 00:33:33.555
- (cracking back)
- It certainly was good

821
00:33:33.596 --> 00:33:36.016
to work those old
bank-robbing muscles again.

822
00:33:36.057 --> 00:33:38.560
Okay, we need you
to settle something.

823
00:33:38.601 --> 00:33:41.062
Who did you leave in charge
of The Doom Syndicate?

824
00:33:41.104 --> 00:33:43.106
Uh, isn't it obvious?

825
00:33:43.148 --> 00:33:46.943
I chose the evilest
and most qualified candidate.

826
00:33:46.985 --> 00:33:48.570
All:
Thank you!

827
00:33:48.611 --> 00:33:50.655
- Wait?
- Huh?

828
00:33:51.114 --> 00:33:53.116
Mayor:
I'm getting calls from all over!

829
00:33:53.158 --> 00:33:55.035
People are saying
Megamind's running amok

830
00:33:55.076 --> 00:33:56.870
with a group of
villains out there!

831
00:33:56.911 --> 00:33:59.998
He's buying us time until he can
figure out a way to stop them.

832
00:34:00.040 --> 00:34:01.499
Mr. Mayor,
we have to trust him.

833
00:34:01.541 --> 00:34:04.044
We're still cleaning up
after the last time

834
00:34:04.085 --> 00:34:06.963
Megamind "saved" the city.
(struggling)

835
00:34:07.005 --> 00:34:08.923
I don't know what to do!

836
00:34:08.965 --> 00:34:12.218
Nobody told me mayor-ing
would be so hard!

837
00:34:12.260 --> 00:34:15.889
And I can't open
my tummy medicine!

838
00:34:15.930 --> 00:34:17.390
(pops cap)

839
00:34:17.432 --> 00:34:20.310
- (muffled phones ringing)
- (sighs) Thank you, Christina.

840
00:34:20.352 --> 00:34:23.772
Far be it from me to presume to
tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.

841
00:34:23.813 --> 00:34:27.192
No, no, please! Presume away.
I-I got nothing!

842
00:34:27.233 --> 00:34:29.611
Well, first, you need
to notify law enforcement

843
00:34:29.652 --> 00:34:32.614
to pull back until Megamind
can figure out what to do.

844
00:34:32.655 --> 00:34:35.241
Then, get ahold of emergency
services and have them stand by

845
00:34:35.283 --> 00:34:38.703
- just in case things go wrong.
- Right. Got it.

846
00:34:38.745 --> 00:34:40.246
(tense crescendo)

847
00:34:40.288 --> 00:34:42.374
What did you say after, "first"?

848
00:34:42.415 --> 00:34:45.418
**

849
00:34:45.460 --> 00:34:48.630
Oh, you wouldn't
believe the day I had.

850
00:34:49.214 --> 00:34:52.384
They wouldn't
understand the new me.

851
00:34:52.425 --> 00:34:54.427
Not like you did, Chum.

852
00:34:55.512 --> 00:34:58.139
But I guess that's
all in the past.

853
00:34:58.181 --> 00:35:00.684
I'm defender of Metrocity now,

854
00:35:00.725 --> 00:35:04.938
and I need to learn to handle
these things on my own.

855
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:09.067
But how do I take down
four villains at once?

856
00:35:09.109 --> 00:35:11.653
Maybe I just need
to sleep on this.

857
00:35:11.695 --> 00:35:12.904
(sighs)

858
00:35:12.946 --> 00:35:16.491
(snoring)

859
00:35:16.950 --> 00:35:18.535
- Ah!
- (muffled music playing)

860
00:35:18.576 --> 00:35:21.037
What is that infernal racket?

861
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:24.082
- (dance music blasting)
- (gasps)

862
00:35:24.124 --> 00:35:27.502
(party chatter)

863
00:35:28.586 --> 00:35:30.338
(laughs) Woo!

864
00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:34.801
(grunts)

865
00:35:34.843 --> 00:35:36.094
(yelps)

866
00:35:36.136 --> 00:35:38.138
What in the name of
King Tut's cat collection

867
00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:39.431
is going on here?!

868
00:35:39.472 --> 00:35:41.725
Since we're launching
Phase Two tomorrow,

869
00:35:41.766 --> 00:35:45.645
we decided to throw
a Metro City's going-away party.

870
00:35:45.687 --> 00:35:48.064
I didn't agree
to that timeline.

871
00:35:48.106 --> 00:35:50.150
And where did all
these people come from?

872
00:35:50.191 --> 00:35:51.693
Knighty-Night:
Don't worry.

873
00:35:51.735 --> 00:35:53.653
They're all dark
and dangerous criminals.

874
00:35:53.695 --> 00:35:56.072
- (guitar riff ringtone)
- (surprised grunting)

875
00:35:56.114 --> 00:35:59.325
- Ollo?
- Roxanne (on phone): I bought some time with the mayor.

876
00:35:59.367 --> 00:36:00.660
What's all that ruckus?

877
00:36:00.702 --> 00:36:03.204
I'm the victim of
an impromptu rager.

878
00:36:04.289 --> 00:36:05.373
Just a second, Roxanne.

879
00:36:05.790 --> 00:36:08.626
Sir, I'll have you know
that is my special chair!

880
00:36:08.668 --> 00:36:12.005
Off now!
Why aren't you using a coaster?

881
00:36:12.047 --> 00:36:14.257
I want everybody out of here!

882
00:36:14.299 --> 00:36:16.509
Ah, don't be
ze pooper of parties.

883
00:36:16.551 --> 00:36:18.845
Besides, we texted
some old friends

884
00:36:18.887 --> 00:36:20.138
who just broke outta prison.

885
00:36:20.180 --> 00:36:21.931
They should be here any minute!

886
00:36:21.973 --> 00:36:23.808
- Old friends?
- (door creaks)

887
00:36:25.018 --> 00:36:26.311
- Oh no!
- (dramatic sting)

888
00:36:26.353 --> 00:36:28.480
The Go Fish Gang
just walked in.

889
00:36:28.521 --> 00:36:30.523
If they tell the Syndicate
I'm really a hero

890
00:36:30.565 --> 00:36:32.776
and not a villain
pretending to be a hero,

891
00:36:32.817 --> 00:36:34.986
this could get ugly quick.

892
00:36:35.028 --> 00:36:36.780
There he is!

893
00:36:36.821 --> 00:36:38.031
- Gotta go!
- (ends call)

894
00:36:38.073 --> 00:36:39.866
Attention, everyone!

895
00:36:39.908 --> 00:36:41.326
I said attention!

896
00:36:41.368 --> 00:36:43.036
- (crowd gasps)
- (dance music stops)

897
00:36:43.078 --> 00:36:46.498
There's something you all
should know about your host.

898
00:36:46.539 --> 00:36:47.582
(gasps)

899
00:36:47.624 --> 00:36:49.501
- (beeps)
- Brainbot, lay down a sick beat.

900
00:36:49.542 --> 00:36:51.211
- Big King Fish:
The truth about Megamind-- - Huh?

901
00:36:51.252 --> 00:36:52.253
- (energetic music playing)
- Hey!

902
00:36:52.295 --> 00:36:53.880
Hey! What the--

903
00:36:53.922 --> 00:36:56.216
- Wish I didn't have
to resort to this. - (cracks knuckles)

904
00:36:56.257 --> 00:36:58.385
**

905
00:36:58.426 --> 00:37:01.346
- (beat drops)
- (crowd cheering)

906
00:37:02.681 --> 00:37:03.890
(cheering)

907
00:37:03.932 --> 00:37:07.352
Uh, hold on! Y-You all
should know Megamind--

908
00:37:07.394 --> 00:37:09.437
Has had no formal
dance training!

909
00:37:09.479 --> 00:37:10.814
(audience cheering)

910
00:37:10.855 --> 00:37:14.317
DJ, put another stanky
groove in my pocket.

911
00:37:14.359 --> 00:37:15.443
(beeping)

912
00:37:15.485 --> 00:37:18.905
(new upbeat song playing)

913
00:37:18.947 --> 00:37:20.448
I'll take Megamind.

914
00:37:20.490 --> 00:37:23.493
You two get to that
microphone and warn everybody.

915
00:37:23.535 --> 00:37:26.121
- Blue Mackerel: Hey, look out!
- Red Snapper: Outta my way!

916
00:37:26.162 --> 00:37:28.415
**

917
00:37:28.456 --> 00:37:29.708
(dancers scream)

918
00:37:31.001 --> 00:37:33.169
(grunting)

919
00:37:33.211 --> 00:37:34.295
Ah!

920
00:37:34.337 --> 00:37:36.339
Hey! We've got
a dance-off over here!

921
00:37:36.381 --> 00:37:38.133
(crowd cheering)

922
00:37:38.174 --> 00:37:40.927
(dance music continues)

923
00:37:40.969 --> 00:37:43.054
(yelling, grunting)

924
00:37:43.096 --> 00:37:45.056
Stand still!

925
00:37:45.473 --> 00:37:47.475
- (grunting)
- (crowd gasps)

926
00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:50.478
- (growls)
- (laughs)

927
00:37:51.855 --> 00:37:54.649
(both grunting)

928
00:37:54.691 --> 00:37:56.443
(groaning)

929
00:37:57.527 --> 00:37:59.487
- (slaps back)
- (yelps)

930
00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:01.573
Ooh! Ooh!

931
00:38:01.614 --> 00:38:02.490
(growls)

932
00:38:02.991 --> 00:38:06.244
- (Megamind laughing)
- Ah! Just... Gimme... One...

933
00:38:06.286 --> 00:38:08.121
(both grunting)

934
00:38:08.163 --> 00:38:10.415
**

935
00:38:11.166 --> 00:38:13.960
(growls)
Get back here!

936
00:38:14.002 --> 00:38:16.588
(panting)
Where'd he go?

937
00:38:17.339 --> 00:38:20.175
(music, cheering fade)

938
00:38:20.216 --> 00:38:21.843
What the...?

939
00:38:21.885 --> 00:38:24.929
(tense music playing)

940
00:38:32.437 --> 00:38:35.357
How many capes
can one guy have?

941
00:38:35.398 --> 00:38:36.524
- Aha!
- (clicks)

942
00:38:36.566 --> 00:38:38.651
- (zapping)
- (yelps)

943
00:38:38.693 --> 00:38:42.113
4,987, but who's counting?

944
00:38:43.907 --> 00:38:45.116
One down, two to go.

945
00:38:45.158 --> 00:38:48.495
- (energetic dance music playing)
- (crowd chatter)

946
00:38:48.536 --> 00:38:49.954
(grunts, gasps)

947
00:38:52.123 --> 00:38:53.166
Aha!

948
00:38:53.208 --> 00:38:54.793
(whirring, zaps)

949
00:38:55.210 --> 00:38:56.294
Oh!

950
00:38:56.336 --> 00:38:58.254
- (zaps)
- (yelps)

951
00:38:58.296 --> 00:38:59.631
(laughs)

952
00:39:02.300 --> 00:39:04.511
- (gasps) Oh no!
- (clattering)

953
00:39:06.596 --> 00:39:09.182
Uh, don't mind me!
Just dropped a little plutonium!

954
00:39:09.224 --> 00:39:10.725
(gasps)

955
00:39:10.767 --> 00:39:12.894
Blast you,
Newton's Laws of Motion!

956
00:39:13.186 --> 00:39:14.896
(clinking)

957
00:39:16.940 --> 00:39:17.941
Gimme!

958
00:39:17.982 --> 00:39:20.860
Hey!
You have dislodged my beverage!

959
00:39:20.902 --> 00:39:24.531
Oh, um, sorry, Pierre,
but that ice cube's gone bad.

960
00:39:25.824 --> 00:39:26.866
Whoa!

961
00:39:30.495 --> 00:39:32.706
- (sign buzzing)
- (car passes)

962
00:39:32.747 --> 00:39:33.915
(sizzling)

963
00:39:37.002 --> 00:39:39.170
Order up.

964
00:39:39.212 --> 00:39:40.463
(toilet flushes)

965
00:39:40.505 --> 00:39:42.882
Hoo! That was a battle!

966
00:39:42.924 --> 00:39:45.719
But I was once again
victorious, New Sir.

967
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:48.179
By the way, do you have
a few seconds to discuss

968
00:39:48.221 --> 00:39:50.015
some life-altering changes?

969
00:39:50.348 --> 00:39:51.641
(water drips)

970
00:39:51.683 --> 00:39:54.644
Okay, I'll take your
simmering silence as a yes.

971
00:39:54.686 --> 00:39:58.106
Firstly, my keen eye for detail
has noticed that we only get

972
00:39:58.148 --> 00:39:59.649
two customers every day,

973
00:39:59.691 --> 00:40:02.402
Eccentric Eddie and his
pet cockroach Thaddeus.

974
00:40:02.444 --> 00:40:03.445
(Thaddeus squeaking)

975
00:40:03.486 --> 00:40:05.905
But what if we had
more customers?

976
00:40:05.947 --> 00:40:07.574
Now, I know what
you're gonna say.

977
00:40:07.615 --> 00:40:10.452
(imitating)
"Chum, how can I increase my cash flow

978
00:40:10.493 --> 00:40:12.620
in this treacherous economy?"

979
00:40:12.662 --> 00:40:15.081
(normal)
Well, while I was in my office just now,

980
00:40:15.123 --> 00:40:16.708
I came up with a few ideas.

981
00:40:16.750 --> 00:40:20.253
First, I'd recommend giving
the place a good scrubbing.

982
00:40:20.295 --> 00:40:22.797
Latest market research shows
people generally don't like

983
00:40:22.839 --> 00:40:25.550
sticking to chairs.
Second, let's face it.

984
00:40:25.592 --> 00:40:28.845
The kitchen staff is
horrendous, New Sir.

985
00:40:29.262 --> 00:40:31.890
- I am the kitchen staff.
- Chum: Oh!

986
00:40:31.931 --> 00:40:33.516
(nervous laugh)

987
00:40:33.558 --> 00:40:35.393
Which is a complete
and utter waste.

988
00:40:35.435 --> 00:40:37.103
With your radiant personality,

989
00:40:37.145 --> 00:40:39.522
you should be out here,
with the customers!

990
00:40:39.564 --> 00:40:41.983
And the fully automated
cooking system I've designed

991
00:40:42.025 --> 00:40:45.320
will allow you to fill this
place with your unique brand

992
00:40:45.362 --> 00:40:48.073
of customer service sunshine.

993
00:40:48.114 --> 00:40:49.324
And finally,

994
00:40:49.366 --> 00:40:51.534
I propose a menu change.

995
00:40:51.576 --> 00:40:53.703
We need to specialize!

996
00:40:53.745 --> 00:40:56.873
And what's the one food
everybody loves?

997
00:40:56.915 --> 00:40:58.249
Donuts!

998
00:40:58.291 --> 00:41:00.377
(grunts, chewing)

999
00:41:00.418 --> 00:41:02.295
Say the word,
and I'll get started.

1000
00:41:02.337 --> 00:41:03.546
Mm!

1001
00:41:03.588 --> 00:41:06.216
You won't regret this, New Sir.

1002
00:41:06.508 --> 00:41:07.717
(creaking)

1003
00:41:13.556 --> 00:41:15.350
- Megamind?
- (Megamind groans)

1004
00:41:15.850 --> 00:41:18.561
- Ah! What's going on?
- (clattering)

1005
00:41:18.603 --> 00:41:21.815
This place is a wreck.
Was there some kind of battle?

1006
00:41:21.856 --> 00:41:23.817
(yelling)
Just a dance one!

1007
00:41:23.858 --> 00:41:27.195
Can you turn off
the music, please?!

1008
00:41:27.237 --> 00:41:28.571
What music?

1009
00:41:28.613 --> 00:41:31.157
(normal)
Oh, that can't be good.

1010
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:32.826
Did you make muffins?

1011
00:41:32.867 --> 00:41:34.828
Yeah, I'm trying new things.

1012
00:41:34.869 --> 00:41:36.329
**

1013
00:41:36.371 --> 00:41:37.997
(chokes, spits)

1014
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.625
Why are you mad
at my taste buds?!

1015
00:41:40.667 --> 00:41:42.961
I said I was
"trying" new things.

1016
00:41:43.003 --> 00:41:45.839
Ugh, maybe I should use
these on The Doom Syndicate.

1017
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:47.674
Still don't have a plan, huh?

1018
00:41:47.716 --> 00:41:49.843
Have you tried just
telling them to leave?

1019
00:41:49.884 --> 00:41:51.970
If I tell them to leave,
they'll ask why.

1020
00:41:52.012 --> 00:41:54.014
And if I tell them why,
they'll get mad.

1021
00:41:54.055 --> 00:41:56.433
And when villains get mad,
they break things.

1022
00:41:56.474 --> 00:41:58.184
And the first thing
they'll break is me.

1023
00:41:58.226 --> 00:42:01.604
And me is one of my favorite
things in the whole wide world!

1024
00:42:01.646 --> 00:42:03.023
Yeah, well, we have to
think of something

1025
00:42:03.064 --> 00:42:05.775
before they do whatever
this Phase Two thing is.

1026
00:42:05.817 --> 00:42:08.028
The problem is
they're always together.

1027
00:42:08.069 --> 00:42:11.406
I have to find a way to
take them all out at once.

1028
00:42:11.448 --> 00:42:14.034
Behemoth:
(laughs) Last night rocked!

1029
00:42:14.075 --> 00:42:16.578
- Roxanne's back. Yippee.
- (Pierre laughs)

1030
00:42:16.619 --> 00:42:19.205
Nighty-Knight:
Alright. Muffins!

1031
00:42:19.247 --> 00:42:21.332
- (happy humming)
- Well, now that we've celebrated--

1032
00:42:21.374 --> 00:42:24.210
- (spitting)
- Nighty-Knight: Oh, that's nasty.

1033
00:42:24.252 --> 00:42:26.671
Now that we've celebrated
Megamind's triumph,

1034
00:42:26.713 --> 00:42:29.049
surely it's time for Phase Two.

1035
00:42:29.090 --> 00:42:31.134
Again, my evil hubby

1036
00:42:31.176 --> 00:42:34.596
has so many amazing phases,
I get confused.

1037
00:42:34.929 --> 00:42:38.767
- What exactly is Phase Two?
- Okay.

1038
00:42:38.808 --> 00:42:41.936
Phase Two is
an ingenious plan I had

1039
00:42:41.978 --> 00:42:44.064
to launch Metrocity
to the moon.

1040
00:42:44.105 --> 00:42:47.108
You're joking, right?
How would that even work?

1041
00:42:47.150 --> 00:42:50.195
Simple evil genius physics,
really.

1042
00:42:50.236 --> 00:42:52.113
(whirring)

1043
00:42:52.155 --> 00:42:53.490
(soft fanfare playing)

1044
00:42:53.531 --> 00:42:55.617
An energy force field
would entrap air

1045
00:42:55.658 --> 00:42:57.369
and protect the populace
from G forces

1046
00:42:57.410 --> 00:43:01.081
as rockets built beneath
the city would carry it up to

1047
00:43:01.122 --> 00:43:03.875
- and safely land on the moon.
- (beeping)

1048
00:43:03.917 --> 00:43:07.045
- (Syndicate cheering)
- (8-bit sound effects)

1049
00:43:07.087 --> 00:43:09.506
Syndicate:
Phase Two! Phase Two!

1050
00:43:09.547 --> 00:43:12.217
Phase Two! Phase Two!

1051
00:43:12.258 --> 00:43:14.469
(cheering)

1052
00:43:14.511 --> 00:43:16.513
There, we would establish
an entire planet

1053
00:43:16.554 --> 00:43:18.556
devoted to evil-kind.

1054
00:43:18.598 --> 00:43:20.266
Nighty-Knight:
Yeah, imagine.

1055
00:43:20.308 --> 00:43:22.769
- (cheerful music playing)
- All of us living together,

1056
00:43:22.811 --> 00:43:25.814
always for eternity.
Forever.

1057
00:43:25.855 --> 00:43:28.525
Until the last star
falls from the heavens

1058
00:43:28.566 --> 00:43:30.944
and beyond that.
Together.

1059
00:43:30.985 --> 00:43:32.487
All of us.

1060
00:43:32.529 --> 00:43:34.864
Just me and my evil friends,

1061
00:43:34.906 --> 00:43:37.617
living in infinite darkness.

1062
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:38.785
(squeaks)

1063
00:43:38.827 --> 00:43:40.995
- Why do you have a teddy bear?
- (grunts)

1064
00:43:41.037 --> 00:43:44.124
Nighty-Knight: Give me back
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!

1065
00:43:44.165 --> 00:43:45.625
There, there.

1066
00:43:45.667 --> 00:43:47.210
- It's gonna be okay.
- (soft lullaby playing)

1067
00:43:47.252 --> 00:43:50.088
Zee? Zis is why no one
thinks you are scary.

1068
00:43:50.130 --> 00:43:52.882
Nighty-Knight:
Teddy bears aren't scary? Yeah.

1069
00:43:52.924 --> 00:43:55.510
- They only eat hikers, idiot!
- (toy squeaks)

1070
00:43:55.552 --> 00:43:57.679
(Roxanne clears throat)

1071
00:43:57.721 --> 00:43:59.597
Getting back to
this plan of yours,

1072
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:02.308
just curious because
I am super into it.

1073
00:44:02.350 --> 00:44:03.685
How would that even work?

1074
00:44:03.727 --> 00:44:06.479
Just building the giant
rockets under the city

1075
00:44:06.521 --> 00:44:08.148
would take years.

1076
00:44:08.189 --> 00:44:10.650
(dramatic music playing)

1077
00:44:10.692 --> 00:44:12.402
Megamind:
Actually, it took six months.

1078
00:44:12.444 --> 00:44:13.820
Construction moves pretty fast

1079
00:44:13.862 --> 00:44:15.864
when you don't have to worry
about silly permits

1080
00:44:15.905 --> 00:44:17.115
and union lunch breaks.

1081
00:44:17.157 --> 00:44:19.743
One of the advantages
of being evil, I guess.

1082
00:44:19.784 --> 00:44:21.369
Excuse us, guys.

1083
00:44:21.411 --> 00:44:22.704
(yelps)

1084
00:44:22.746 --> 00:44:24.873
I thought you said you
never finished Phase Two.

1085
00:44:24.914 --> 00:44:27.167
Still needs a couple
of coats of paint.

1086
00:44:27.208 --> 00:44:30.045
Also, never totally
satisfied with the decor.

1087
00:44:30.086 --> 00:44:32.297
Let's get in there
and launch those suckers.

1088
00:44:32.339 --> 00:44:35.175
Syndicate:
Yeah!

1089
00:44:35.216 --> 00:44:38.345
Uh, yeah. That'd be
in the launch room.

1090
00:44:38.386 --> 00:44:39.512
(beeping)

1091
00:44:39.554 --> 00:44:41.681
Computer:
Password error. Access denied.

1092
00:44:41.723 --> 00:44:44.726
Oh no,
I've forgotten the password!

1093
00:44:44.768 --> 00:44:47.771
- Okay, plan's foiled.
Time to go! - Hold it!

1094
00:44:47.812 --> 00:44:49.773
You forgot the password?

1095
00:44:49.814 --> 00:44:51.107
Thought it was my birthday.

1096
00:44:51.149 --> 00:44:53.234
Guess not. That's so like me!

1097
00:44:53.276 --> 00:44:54.569
Can we go now?

1098
00:44:54.611 --> 00:44:56.905
Actually, it's not like you.

1099
00:44:56.946 --> 00:44:58.865
See? This is what
I'm talking about.

1100
00:44:58.907 --> 00:45:01.743
He's been acting out of
character since we got here.

1101
00:45:01.785 --> 00:45:04.537
(dramatic music building)

1102
00:45:04.579 --> 00:45:05.705
(squeaks)

1103
00:45:05.747 --> 00:45:09.000
How dare you imply
I have character.

1104
00:45:09.042 --> 00:45:11.252
And who said you could
use my favorite mug?

1105
00:45:11.294 --> 00:45:12.796
**

1106
00:45:12.837 --> 00:45:15.048
Don't forget,
we've been waiting a long time

1107
00:45:15.090 --> 00:45:17.175
for your plan here
to come to fruition.

1108
00:45:17.217 --> 00:45:19.761
I don't think you wanna
disappoint your old friends.

1109
00:45:19.803 --> 00:45:22.555
Yes, ominous warning noted.

1110
00:45:22.597 --> 00:45:24.224
How's this for ominous?

1111
00:45:24.265 --> 00:45:26.810
Either we launch
by the end of the day,

1112
00:45:26.851 --> 00:45:28.978
or we level the city.

1113
00:45:29.020 --> 00:45:30.230
Got it?

1114
00:45:30.271 --> 00:45:31.564
(beeps, door slams)

1115
00:45:31.606 --> 00:45:34.234
Did you really
forget the password?

1116
00:45:34.275 --> 00:45:35.110
Of course not.

1117
00:45:35.151 --> 00:45:37.904
The password is THX8675309.

1118
00:45:37.946 --> 00:45:39.739
It'd take an idiot
to forget that.

1119
00:45:39.781 --> 00:45:41.241
We can't let them
launch the city,

1120
00:45:41.282 --> 00:45:42.992
and we can't let them
destroy it.

1121
00:45:43.034 --> 00:45:44.661
You have to do something.

1122
00:45:44.703 --> 00:45:46.621
Yes, I've been wracking
my brilliant mind

1123
00:45:46.663 --> 00:45:48.039
to come up with a plan.

1124
00:45:48.081 --> 00:45:49.749
Titan was just one villain.

1125
00:45:49.791 --> 00:45:52.502
This is a whole
syndicate of them.

1126
00:45:52.544 --> 00:45:53.920
I can't beat them alone,
Roxanne.

1127
00:45:53.962 --> 00:45:57.007
You don't have to.
You have me, and you have Chum.

1128
00:45:57.048 --> 00:46:00.260
You just need to be willing
to ask for his help.

1129
00:46:00.301 --> 00:46:02.095
Oh, I should have
never let him go.

1130
00:46:02.137 --> 00:46:04.556
He's been by my side
through bad and good,

1131
00:46:04.597 --> 00:46:06.558
never once asking me
for anything.

1132
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:08.101
Except for the parakeet.

1133
00:46:08.143 --> 00:46:10.770
But again, they're
poop machines, Roxanne.

1134
00:46:10.812 --> 00:46:12.522
Stay on topic.

1135
00:46:12.564 --> 00:46:14.107
(sighs) You're right.

1136
00:46:14.149 --> 00:46:16.943
I need to let Chum
know I appreciate him,

1137
00:46:16.985 --> 00:46:19.946
not just as a colleague,
but as a friend.

1138
00:46:19.988 --> 00:46:23.199
(inspirational music playing)

1139
00:46:24.826 --> 00:46:26.661
Roxanne:
Chum's working here now?

1140
00:46:26.911 --> 00:46:29.456
They called me
for a reference.

1141
00:46:29.497 --> 00:46:30.790
Used to be a diner,

1142
00:46:30.832 --> 00:46:32.417
but I don't remember
it being so popular.

1143
00:46:32.459 --> 00:46:35.086
Just with the health department.
And cockroaches.

1144
00:46:35.128 --> 00:46:36.963
(shudders)
Vile creatures!

1145
00:46:37.005 --> 00:46:39.507
I despise them more than
button-down collars.

1146
00:46:39.549 --> 00:46:43.970
Okay... guess I know what not
to get you for your birthday.

1147
00:46:45.347 --> 00:46:46.306
Uh, excuse us?

1148
00:46:46.348 --> 00:46:49.142
I'll try my best.
Name, please?

1149
00:46:49.184 --> 00:46:52.562
Uh, Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

1150
00:46:52.604 --> 00:46:54.022
I'm kind of a big deal.

1151
00:46:54.064 --> 00:46:56.816
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.

1152
00:46:56.858 --> 00:46:58.818
Your name's not on
the reservation list.

1153
00:46:58.860 --> 00:47:00.987
Reservations? For donuts?

1154
00:47:01.029 --> 00:47:03.782
We're not here to eat.
There's an emergency.

1155
00:47:03.823 --> 00:47:06.451
Let me guess.
A fashion one?

1156
00:47:06.493 --> 00:47:07.786
Excuse me?

1157
00:47:07.827 --> 00:47:09.245
- (cracks knuckles)
- Ma'am, you give me no choice

1158
00:47:09.287 --> 00:47:11.664
but to assert my
dominance upon you.

1159
00:47:12.123 --> 00:47:15.585
(grunting, struggling)

1160
00:47:16.711 --> 00:47:18.421
Roxanne, it's no use.

1161
00:47:18.463 --> 00:47:21.091
Clearly, this hostess is
trained in Krav Magoo.

1162
00:47:21.132 --> 00:47:22.842
You guys having
a little trouble?

1163
00:47:22.884 --> 00:47:24.511
How are you always around?!

1164
00:47:24.552 --> 00:47:27.430
Us girls gotta have our
secrets, am I right?

1165
00:47:27.472 --> 00:47:30.600
Seriously, dunno how you guys
survived this long without me.

1166
00:47:30.642 --> 00:47:32.310
Think you can do better?

1167
00:47:33.561 --> 00:47:36.523
Keiko Morita, MegaWatch.
You could let my friend in

1168
00:47:36.564 --> 00:47:39.192
or I could post a scathing
review to my many followers

1169
00:47:39.234 --> 00:47:41.861
mentioning the restaurant's
cockroach infestation.

1170
00:47:41.903 --> 00:47:45.949 line:5%
- Nice try, but we don't have
a cockroach infestation. - (chirping)

1171
00:47:45.990 --> 00:47:47.701
(screams)

1172
00:47:47.742 --> 00:47:49.244
Ew! She's touching it!

1173
00:47:49.285 --> 00:47:52.288
Keiko's hand modeling career
is over before it even started!

1174
00:47:52.330 --> 00:47:55.041
He's harmless.
Just needed the distraction.

1175
00:47:55.083 --> 00:47:57.502
- Thanks, Eccentric Eddie.
I owe you one. - (chirping)

1176
00:47:57.544 --> 00:47:59.295
Don't mention it, kid!

1177
00:47:59.337 --> 00:48:02.382
I remember when this place
used to be cool.

1178
00:48:02.424 --> 00:48:03.633
**

1179
00:48:03.675 --> 00:48:05.260
I don't approve
of your methods,

1180
00:48:05.301 --> 00:48:07.137
but you're starting
to grow on me.

1181
00:48:07.178 --> 00:48:09.347
Like a pleasant fungus.

1182
00:48:09.389 --> 00:48:10.849
(crowd chatter)

1183
00:48:10.890 --> 00:48:12.392
- Wow.
- (bright music playing)

1184
00:48:12.434 --> 00:48:15.228
They've really
cleaned this place up!

1185
00:48:15.270 --> 00:48:16.521
(beeping)

1186
00:48:16.563 --> 00:48:17.939
Chum:
Then he said,

1187
00:48:17.981 --> 00:48:20.900
"Crime, it's a hard
halibut to break!"

1188
00:48:20.942 --> 00:48:22.902
(laughter)

1189
00:48:22.944 --> 00:48:24.446
(gasps)
Previous Sir?

1190
00:48:25.196 --> 00:48:26.614
(embarrassed whimper)

1191
00:48:26.656 --> 00:48:27.699
(grunts)

1192
00:48:28.950 --> 00:48:30.452
What are you doing here?

1193
00:48:30.493 --> 00:48:33.121
(awkwardly) Oh, Chum.
What are the odds?

1194
00:48:33.163 --> 00:48:36.458
Us running into each other
at my favorite eatery...

1195
00:48:36.499 --> 00:48:39.961
that I've just walked into
for the first time.

1196
00:48:41.504 --> 00:48:44.507
But, I'm not really
here for donuts.

1197
00:48:44.549 --> 00:48:46.176
Oh, but do try one, sir.

1198
00:48:47.635 --> 00:48:49.304
Chum, I came here to--
(gulps)

1199
00:48:49.346 --> 00:48:52.599
Oh, my stars! It's like
a jamboree in my mouth!

1200
00:48:52.849 --> 00:48:53.933
(gulps) Mm.

1201
00:48:53.975 --> 00:48:56.227
But, I came here to
tell you something

1202
00:48:56.269 --> 00:48:59.105
that's not easy for me to say.

1203
00:48:59.147 --> 00:49:02.734
I want you to know
I've always really appreciated--

1204
00:49:02.776 --> 00:49:04.444
New Sir:
Chum, good buddy!

1205
00:49:04.486 --> 00:49:05.779
Oh, uh, New Sir,

1206
00:49:05.820 --> 00:49:08.698
this is my old boss,
Previous Sir.

1207
00:49:08.740 --> 00:49:10.450
Pleasure to meet you.

1208
00:49:10.492 --> 00:49:12.285
I go by Mr. Donut now.

1209
00:49:12.327 --> 00:49:14.204
It was Chum's idea,
and he's told me

1210
00:49:14.245 --> 00:49:16.456
some pretty great things
about you!

1211
00:49:16.498 --> 00:49:18.416
(nervous laugh)
Guilty as charged.

1212
00:49:18.458 --> 00:49:21.294
Though a few were
just indictments. (sighs) Wow.

1213
00:49:21.336 --> 00:49:24.798
It looks like he's getting
along rather well without me.

1214
00:49:24.839 --> 00:49:27.759
Chum is a dream come true!

1215
00:49:27.801 --> 00:49:30.512
Business is booming!
Check this out!

1216
00:49:30.553 --> 00:49:31.763
**

1217
00:49:31.805 --> 00:49:34.641
Not only has he fully
automated the kitchen...

1218
00:49:34.683 --> 00:49:36.851
(beeping, whirring)

1219
00:49:36.893 --> 00:49:41.064
...but he also came up with
the recipe for my secret glaze.

1220
00:49:41.106 --> 00:49:42.524
(chomps) Mm!

1221
00:49:43.733 --> 00:49:45.026
Listen to me, kid,

1222
00:49:45.068 --> 00:49:47.112
I know I was a bit of
a grouch when you started.

1223
00:49:47.153 --> 00:49:49.447
You? New Sir, no!

1224
00:49:49.489 --> 00:49:51.741
No, no, no, it's true.
But I want you to know,

1225
00:49:51.783 --> 00:49:55.495
I appreciate everything you've
done for me as a colleague.

1226
00:49:55.537 --> 00:49:58.373
But more importantly,
as a friend.

1227
00:50:00.834 --> 00:50:02.877
- Oh. Uh...
- Mr. Donut: So,

1228
00:50:02.919 --> 00:50:04.963
- I got you somethin'.
- (gasps)

1229
00:50:05.005 --> 00:50:07.173
Your filthy unwashed apron?

1230
00:50:07.215 --> 00:50:08.508
But you cherish this!

1231
00:50:08.550 --> 00:50:12.345
And now, it's your
filthy unwashed apron.

1232
00:50:12.887 --> 00:50:14.305
Wow!

1233
00:50:14.347 --> 00:50:17.559
(emotional music playing)

1234
00:50:20.353 --> 00:50:22.814
You were about to tell me
something, Previous Sir?

1235
00:50:22.856 --> 00:50:26.109
Yes.
I wanted you to know...

1236
00:50:27.819 --> 00:50:29.571
that I'm too late.

1237
00:50:29.612 --> 00:50:32.449
It's clear this is
where you belong now.

1238
00:50:32.490 --> 00:50:35.702
Just know letting you go
is the biggest regret

1239
00:50:35.744 --> 00:50:38.163
of my soon-to-be short life.

1240
00:50:38.204 --> 00:50:40.457
Previous Sir, are you
in some kind of trouble?

1241
00:50:41.082 --> 00:50:43.418
It's not your concern anymore.

1242
00:50:43.460 --> 00:50:47.922
Besides, it's nothing
I can't not handle on my own.

1243
00:50:47.964 --> 00:50:50.216
Goodbye, old friend.

1244
00:50:51.843 --> 00:50:53.762
Just do me one favor.

1245
00:50:54.763 --> 00:50:57.015
Be happy.

1246
00:50:57.057 --> 00:50:58.600
(door creaks)

1247
00:51:04.731 --> 00:51:06.149
Where's Chum?

1248
00:51:07.150 --> 00:51:09.569
He's where
he truly belongs now.

1249
00:51:10.362 --> 00:51:11.488
(sighs)

1250
00:51:11.529 --> 00:51:14.199
I can't put
this off any longer.

1251
00:51:14.240 --> 00:51:16.076
I have to stop
The Doom Syndicate myself.

1252
00:51:16.117 --> 00:51:19.871
Even if it most certainly
leads to my demise.

1253
00:51:19.913 --> 00:51:21.122
- (beeps)
- Car.

1254
00:51:21.456 --> 00:51:23.416
- What are you gonna do? (gasps)
- (car whooshing)

1255
00:51:23.458 --> 00:51:26.544
Hopefully come up
with a really good idea.

1256
00:51:26.586 --> 00:51:30.382
- That's all I got.
- Listen, you don't have to do this alone.

1257
00:51:30.423 --> 00:51:33.426
I'm the defender of
Metrocity, Roxanne.

1258
00:51:33.468 --> 00:51:36.179
If I don't look out for
this place, who will?

1259
00:51:36.221 --> 00:51:38.431
- (slams door)
- (tires squeal)

1260
00:51:38.473 --> 00:51:40.934
But, who's gonna
look out for him?

1261
00:51:40.975 --> 00:51:43.144
- (dramatic crescendo)
- (chomps)

1262
00:51:43.478 --> 00:51:45.563
Announcer (on TV):
Welcome to Season 27

1263
00:51:45.605 --> 00:51:50.443
- of "Crab Cake Wars:
Crustacean Devastation." - (sighs)

1264
00:51:51.486 --> 00:51:53.363
- Six culinary...
- Megamind: Ollo.

1265
00:51:53.405 --> 00:51:55.782
And where have you been?

1266
00:51:55.824 --> 00:51:58.535
Oh, just reminiscing
about days gone by.

1267
00:51:58.576 --> 00:52:02.122
Fragmented memories
of the way we were.

1268
00:52:02.455 --> 00:52:06.376
- What's he talking about?
- Behemoth get the picture.

1269
00:52:06.793 --> 00:52:09.963
Picture...
That's the really good idea

1270
00:52:10.005 --> 00:52:11.589
I was looking for, Behemoth!

1271
00:52:11.631 --> 00:52:14.050
Since this is our
last night on Earth,

1272
00:52:14.092 --> 00:52:16.052
we should really get
a picture of all of us.

1273
00:52:16.094 --> 00:52:18.513
- Brainbot 227?
- (whirring)

1274
00:52:18.555 --> 00:52:20.682
Everybody squeeze in tight.

1275
00:52:20.724 --> 00:52:22.475
Come on! Don't be shy!

1276
00:52:22.517 --> 00:52:25.228
I really wanna
capture this moment.

1277
00:52:25.270 --> 00:52:26.855
Don't you wanna be in it?

1278
00:52:26.896 --> 00:52:28.189
Maybe the next one.

1279
00:52:28.231 --> 00:52:31.901
Come on! Let's get some
grimaces on those faces.

1280
00:52:31.943 --> 00:52:33.278
(groans)

1281
00:52:33.319 --> 00:52:36.489
On a count of three,
everyone say, "Porta-Prison"!

1282
00:52:36.531 --> 00:52:39.367
Syndicate:
Three, two, one... Porta-Prison?

1283
00:52:39.409 --> 00:52:41.494
- (whirring, zapping)
- Wait!

1284
00:52:41.536 --> 00:52:44.164
And boom goes your
days of freedom!

1285
00:52:44.205 --> 00:52:46.332
Oh yeah! Aha! Ooh!

1286
00:52:46.374 --> 00:52:48.668
- (Syndicate groaning)
- Nighty-Knight: What's going on?

1287
00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:51.921
I'll tell you what's
going on you guys.

1288
00:52:51.963 --> 00:52:54.341
- Prison uniforms! (laughs)
- (yelps)

1289
00:52:54.382 --> 00:52:56.426
If this is a joke,
it's not funny.

1290
00:52:56.468 --> 00:52:58.428
Not for you,
but I'll be laughing

1291
00:52:58.470 --> 00:53:00.889
your whole way back to prison.

1292
00:53:00.930 --> 00:53:03.391
Our patience is wearing thin.

1293
00:53:03.433 --> 00:53:05.226
You know what's
gonna make you thin?

1294
00:53:05.268 --> 00:53:06.519
Prison food!

1295
00:53:06.561 --> 00:53:08.104
I could do these all day,

1296
00:53:08.146 --> 00:53:09.814
so let's just cut to the chase.

1297
00:53:09.856 --> 00:53:12.025
I'm really a good guy!

1298
00:53:12.067 --> 00:53:14.486
A champion of justice. A hero!

1299
00:53:14.527 --> 00:53:16.654
(gasps)
No! (whimpers)

1300
00:53:16.696 --> 00:53:18.490
You watch your language
in front of Behemoth!

1301
00:53:18.531 --> 00:53:20.283
Nighty-Knight:
I have been noticing

1302
00:53:20.325 --> 00:53:22.494
Megamind acting strange lately,

1303
00:53:22.535 --> 00:53:24.871
- and not in a good, dark way.
- Oui!

1304
00:53:24.913 --> 00:53:29.042
Idiots! I've been saying
that the entire time!

1305
00:53:29.084 --> 00:53:30.877
If Megamind really hero,

1306
00:53:30.919 --> 00:53:34.964
why he not be honest
and tell old evil friends?

1307
00:53:35.006 --> 00:53:37.550
Because you'd all destroy me!

1308
00:53:37.592 --> 00:53:39.761
That's why you're
locked safely in a...

1309
00:53:39.803 --> 00:53:41.513
(zapping, glitching)

1310
00:53:41.554 --> 00:53:43.556
...malfunctioning Porta-Prison?

1311
00:53:43.598 --> 00:53:45.016
(glitching)

1312
00:53:45.767 --> 00:53:47.227
(yelps)

1313
00:53:47.268 --> 00:53:50.313
Man, I really got you guys!

1314
00:53:50.355 --> 00:53:53.858
It's a prank, bros!
Now, who's hungry?

1315
00:53:53.900 --> 00:53:56.319
Oh, if it was a prank,
then why are you sweating?

1316
00:53:56.361 --> 00:53:59.197
Sweating? Who's sweating?

1317
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:00.865
(trickling)

1318
00:54:00.907 --> 00:54:03.410
Blast you, sweat bead.
Don't do this to me!

1319
00:54:03.451 --> 00:54:05.412
Go back from whence you came!

1320
00:54:05.453 --> 00:54:06.579
- (drips)
- (whirring)

1321
00:54:06.621 --> 00:54:08.998
- (yelling)
- (Go Fish Gang grunts)

1322
00:54:09.040 --> 00:54:13.211
Attention, everyone!
Megamind really is a hero!

1323
00:54:13.253 --> 00:54:15.547
He's not pretending!

1324
00:54:15.588 --> 00:54:16.840
Wait, how did we get here?

1325
00:54:16.881 --> 00:54:19.092
Nice of you to pop in.
Megamind's ours,

1326
00:54:19.134 --> 00:54:21.511
but feel free to enjoy the show.
Get him!

1327
00:54:21.553 --> 00:54:23.888
- (panting)
- (Behemoth growls)

1328
00:54:23.930 --> 00:54:25.015
(screams)

1329
00:54:25.056 --> 00:54:26.349
(roars)

1330
00:54:26.391 --> 00:54:28.309
- (clangs)
- (groaning)

1331
00:54:28.351 --> 00:54:30.645
Everything hurts... (yelps)

1332
00:54:30.687 --> 00:54:32.564
(groaning)

1333
00:54:32.856 --> 00:54:36.276
Nighty-Knight: Time to say,
"Nighty, night!"

1334
00:54:36.317 --> 00:54:37.444
See, guys?
In the proper context,

1335
00:54:37.485 --> 00:54:39.612
that name is frightening.

1336
00:54:39.654 --> 00:54:41.072
- (whirring)
- (grunting)

1337
00:54:41.114 --> 00:54:42.323
(Megamind panting)

1338
00:54:42.365 --> 00:54:44.409
- (yelps)
- (whirs)

1339
00:54:44.451 --> 00:54:47.120
And where do you
zink you're going?

1340
00:54:47.162 --> 00:54:48.955
(groggy groaning)

1341
00:54:48.997 --> 00:54:50.498
(wind blowing)

1342
00:54:50.540 --> 00:54:52.125
- (grunts)
- (Megamind yells)

1343
00:54:52.167 --> 00:54:53.251
(panting)

1344
00:54:53.293 --> 00:54:54.794
(Pierre laughing)

1345
00:54:55.420 --> 00:54:56.796
(laughing)

1346
00:54:56.838 --> 00:54:57.672
(growls)

1347
00:54:57.714 --> 00:54:58.631
**

1348
00:54:58.673 --> 00:55:01.509
Ah! Special chair, eject!

1349
00:55:01.551 --> 00:55:03.970
(triumphant music playing)

1350
00:55:04.012 --> 00:55:05.388
(sighs)

1351
00:55:05.430 --> 00:55:07.182
- (zapping)
- (yelping)

1352
00:55:07.223 --> 00:55:08.975
**

1353
00:55:09.017 --> 00:55:11.436
(yelping)

1354
00:55:11.478 --> 00:55:14.814
Think you can just
run away from your problems?

1355
00:55:14.856 --> 00:55:15.857
(zapping)

1356
00:55:15.899 --> 00:55:17.525
(echoing scream)

1357
00:55:18.568 --> 00:55:22.405
Ha! No more Megamind!

1358
00:55:22.447 --> 00:55:25.200
(echoing laugh)

1359
00:55:25.575 --> 00:55:29.245
With its hero dead,
Metro City belongs to us now.

1360
00:55:29.829 --> 00:55:33.041
But maybe it's time we relocated
to a better neighborhood.

1361
00:55:34.250 --> 00:55:36.002
Mongolia?

1362
00:55:36.044 --> 00:55:37.170
The moon, Behemoth.

1363
00:55:37.212 --> 00:55:39.089
I'm talking about the moon.

1364
00:55:39.130 --> 00:55:41.049
(dramatic crescendo)

1365
00:55:41.091 --> 00:55:44.135
(solemn music playing)

1366
00:55:45.178 --> 00:55:48.390
- (splashing)
- (gasping)

1367
00:55:49.140 --> 00:55:50.392
(sighs)

1368
00:55:51.226 --> 00:55:52.519
(gasps)

1369
00:55:52.560 --> 00:55:54.354
Special chair!

1370
00:55:54.396 --> 00:55:56.606
I failed you.

1371
00:55:58.233 --> 00:56:00.235
I failed everyone.

1372
00:56:00.276 --> 00:56:03.530
(dramatic music playing)

1373
00:56:08.660 --> 00:56:11.329
(gasps) Take a right here.
Megamind's close.

1374
00:56:11.371 --> 00:56:12.872
Roxanne:
How do you know that?

1375
00:56:12.914 --> 00:56:14.749
The fan club pin I gave him
has a tracker in it.

1376
00:56:14.791 --> 00:56:17.627
- (beeping)
- Roxanne: That's pretty devious.

1377
00:56:17.669 --> 00:56:20.130
You are his number-one fan.

1378
00:56:20.922 --> 00:56:23.675
(sighs) This is kind of
a sketchy neighborhood.

1379
00:56:23.717 --> 00:56:26.261
Going where the danger is
is part of our job.

1380
00:56:26.302 --> 00:56:28.471
Besides,
we've always got diplomacy.

1381
00:56:28.513 --> 00:56:30.640
Oh. Did you learn
that in school?

1382
00:56:30.682 --> 00:56:33.101
No, Diplomacy is just
what I call my bat.

1383
00:56:33.143 --> 00:56:36.563
- (laughs) Keiko, I think
you're gonna fit in just fine. - (phone chiming)

1384
00:56:36.604 --> 00:56:39.315
- (gasps) Stop the van!
- (tires screech)

1385
00:56:39.357 --> 00:56:41.943
(tense music playing)

1386
00:56:41.985 --> 00:56:43.445
(Keiko opens van door)

1387
00:56:47.115 --> 00:56:48.116
(gasps)

1388
00:56:52.287 --> 00:56:54.205
Megamind...

1389
00:56:54.748 --> 00:56:56.791
Megamind (echoing):
Never heard of him...

1390
00:57:03.631 --> 00:57:05.925
We've been looking for you
all over the city!

1391
00:57:05.967 --> 00:57:08.303
Wait, what's with
the fake beard?

1392
00:57:08.345 --> 00:57:10.805
You look like
a sad blue wizard.

1393
00:57:10.847 --> 00:57:13.725
(sighs)
Obviously, I'm hiding.

1394
00:57:13.767 --> 00:57:16.353
The city belongs to
The Doom Syndicate now.

1395
00:57:16.394 --> 00:57:18.980
Oh, here!
I have one for you, too.

1396
00:57:19.022 --> 00:57:19.981
We can be beard buddies.

1397
00:57:20.023 --> 00:57:21.608
I don't wanna
be beard buddies!

1398
00:57:21.649 --> 00:57:24.277
I want you to get off
your butt and save the city!

1399
00:57:24.319 --> 00:57:25.904
You're the only one who can.

1400
00:57:26.196 --> 00:57:27.822
Look, that's a nice sentiment,

1401
00:57:27.864 --> 00:57:29.866
but I've made a new life here.

1402
00:57:29.908 --> 00:57:33.244
Yeah. The piles of trash
really tie the alley together.

1403
00:57:33.286 --> 00:57:35.455
Thank you, Madam President.

1404
00:57:35.497 --> 00:57:37.499
Wait, how did you two
find me anyway?

1405
00:57:37.540 --> 00:57:40.043
Us girls gotta
have our secrets.

1406
00:57:40.085 --> 00:57:43.213
Well, that's adorable,
but there's no point.

1407
00:57:43.254 --> 00:57:45.215
I gave the hero thing a shot.

1408
00:57:45.674 --> 00:57:48.051
I can't protect this city.

1409
00:57:48.093 --> 00:57:49.511
I failed.

1410
00:57:49.552 --> 00:57:52.222
**

1411
00:57:52.263 --> 00:57:54.474
You didn't fail me.

1412
00:57:54.516 --> 00:57:55.600
What do you mean?

1413
00:57:55.934 --> 00:57:58.228
When I first moved to
Metro City with my mom,

1414
00:57:58.269 --> 00:58:00.105
I got teased a lot.

1415
00:58:00.146 --> 00:58:01.606
My name, the way I dressed,

1416
00:58:01.648 --> 00:58:03.817
the way I just say
whatever's on my mind.

1417
00:58:03.858 --> 00:58:05.402
I think being an outsider,

1418
00:58:05.443 --> 00:58:07.487
people just assumed
I was a bad kid.

1419
00:58:07.529 --> 00:58:09.989
I started being what
they expected of me,

1420
00:58:10.031 --> 00:58:12.158
getting into fights,
skipping class.

1421
00:58:12.200 --> 00:58:14.703
But then, you stopped Titan.

1422
00:58:15.412 --> 00:58:17.038
It showed me maybe
I don't have to live up

1423
00:58:17.080 --> 00:58:18.540
to others' expectations.

1424
00:58:18.581 --> 00:58:20.875
I just have to
live up to my own.

1425
00:58:20.917 --> 00:58:23.503
If a bad guy can become a hero,

1426
00:58:23.545 --> 00:58:25.630
maybe so can a bad kid.

1427
00:58:25.672 --> 00:58:27.257
Must be disappointing to see

1428
00:58:27.298 --> 00:58:30.051
your hero's such a fraidy-cat.

1429
00:58:30.093 --> 00:58:32.095
No! Shows you're smart!

1430
00:58:32.137 --> 00:58:33.888
Because you have zero
chance of defeating

1431
00:58:33.930 --> 00:58:35.557
The Doom Syndicate on your own.

1432
00:58:35.598 --> 00:58:37.267
I thought you
were my biggest fan.

1433
00:58:37.308 --> 00:58:39.644
I am, but I'm also a realist.

1434
00:58:39.686 --> 00:58:43.648
I'm both comforted
and confused by this pep talk.

1435
00:58:43.690 --> 00:58:45.984
Look, putting aside
your silly pride

1436
00:58:46.026 --> 00:58:48.653
and admitting you
need help is not weak.

1437
00:58:48.987 --> 00:58:51.364
I think you'll find
a true friend is with you,

1438
00:58:51.406 --> 00:58:52.615
no matter what.

1439
00:58:52.657 --> 00:58:54.367
You guys continue
your gooey moment.

1440
00:58:54.409 --> 00:58:56.286
I'm gonna go watch our six.

1441
00:58:59.956 --> 00:59:02.625
This is a big no-matter-what.

1442
00:59:02.917 --> 00:59:05.337
You get our backs,
we'll get yours.

1443
00:59:05.378 --> 00:59:07.756
(emotional music playing)

1444
00:59:07.797 --> 00:59:10.717
Okay, but I've got
to find Chum.

1445
00:59:10.759 --> 00:59:12.802
I'm gonna tell him
I took him for granted.

1446
00:59:12.844 --> 00:59:14.721
He's more than a lackey to me.

1447
00:59:14.763 --> 00:59:16.723
He's a partner, a friend,

1448
00:59:16.765 --> 00:59:19.768
and I'm gonna ask for his help.

1449
00:59:19.809 --> 00:59:22.479
Chum:
You don't need to ask.

1450
00:59:22.520 --> 00:59:25.940
Chum?
What are you doing here?

1451
00:59:26.399 --> 00:59:28.068
My work is done with Mr. Donut.

1452
00:59:28.109 --> 00:59:30.945
But, Sir, my work is
never done with you.

1453
00:59:30.987 --> 00:59:33.365
Your constant state of chaos
makes me feel

1454
00:59:33.406 --> 00:59:35.241
as though I'm always needed.

1455
00:59:35.283 --> 00:59:38.661
You are, Ol' Chum. You are.

1456
00:59:38.703 --> 00:59:42.457
After all, what's a hero
without his sidekick?

1457
00:59:42.499 --> 00:59:44.834
Sidekick? Really, sir?

1458
00:59:44.876 --> 00:59:47.545
I can't tell you how long
I've waited for this!

1459
00:59:47.587 --> 00:59:48.630
Keiko:
Diplomacy!

1460
00:59:48.922 --> 00:59:50.674
- (smashes)
- (Chum yelps, grunts)

1461
00:59:50.715 --> 00:59:52.509
Ah! I'm so sorry, Chum!

1462
00:59:52.550 --> 00:59:54.260
I didn't know it was you.

1463
00:59:54.302 --> 00:59:55.595
Big fan, by the way.

1464
00:59:55.637 --> 00:59:57.389
Chum (groggy):
Wonderful to meet you.

1465
00:59:57.430 --> 00:59:59.057
- (Behemoth growling)
- (clanging)

1466
00:59:59.099 --> 01:00:02.268
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness compels you to hit it harder.

1467
01:00:02.310 --> 01:00:04.396
Behemoth is hitting it harder!

1468
01:00:04.437 --> 01:00:06.356
Oh, how long is
this gonna take?

1469
01:00:06.398 --> 01:00:10.110
This titanium plating is
a formidable foe to our powers,

1470
01:00:10.151 --> 01:00:12.362
but, eventually, it will
yield to the darkness,

1471
01:00:12.404 --> 01:00:14.322
as all things do.

1472
01:00:14.531 --> 01:00:16.282
In non-goth speak, please?

1473
01:00:16.324 --> 01:00:19.035
Nighty-Knight:
About an hour if we don't break for snacks.

1474
01:00:19.077 --> 01:00:20.328
(whirring)

1475
01:00:20.370 --> 01:00:21.788
Chum:
By my calculations,

1476
01:00:21.830 --> 01:00:23.623
they should be able to break
through the security door

1477
01:00:23.665 --> 01:00:24.958
within the hour,

1478
01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:26.418
if they don't break for snacks.

1479
01:00:26.459 --> 01:00:27.961
We need to draw
The Doom Syndicate

1480
01:00:28.003 --> 01:00:30.005
away from those
launch controls.

1481
01:00:30.046 --> 01:00:31.214
A distraction.

1482
01:00:31.256 --> 01:00:33.425
Something they hate
with so much passion,

1483
01:00:33.466 --> 01:00:35.969
it overrides
their evil mission.

1484
01:00:36.011 --> 01:00:37.846
But what?

1485
01:00:40.640 --> 01:00:42.642
Right!
With all the excitement,

1486
01:00:42.684 --> 01:00:45.520
I forgot they want me dead!
What luck.

1487
01:00:45.812 --> 01:00:48.106
There is a second entrance
to the control room,

1488
01:00:48.148 --> 01:00:49.107
the air vent.

1489
01:00:49.149 --> 01:00:50.650
Can someone get in
through there?

1490
01:00:50.692 --> 01:00:52.318
(sighs) Unfortunately,
we made sure

1491
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:54.654
every inch of our lair's
air conditioning system

1492
01:00:54.696 --> 01:00:57.282
was protected by the very
latest in evil weaponry.

1493
01:00:57.323 --> 01:01:00.201
Chum and I prepared
for every possible scenario.

1494
01:01:00.243 --> 01:01:02.829
Except you having to
get back in yourselves.

1495
01:01:02.871 --> 01:01:05.373
- Too-shah.
- Both: It's touché.

1496
01:01:05.832 --> 01:01:09.002
But we're not
our old selves anymore.

1497
01:01:09.044 --> 01:01:11.338
We're better.
We're heroes now!

1498
01:01:11.379 --> 01:01:13.423
And I know the new good us's

1499
01:01:13.465 --> 01:01:15.216
can outthink the old bad us's.

1500
01:01:15.258 --> 01:01:17.427
I can get through
that air vent, Sir.

1501
01:01:17.469 --> 01:01:19.179
You can depend on me.

1502
01:01:19.220 --> 01:01:21.348
I have no doubt I can.

1503
01:01:21.389 --> 01:01:24.184
That leaves you and me
to keep the bad guys busy.

1504
01:01:24.225 --> 01:01:27.145
But, how are we gonna do that
when they have all your toys?

1505
01:01:27.187 --> 01:01:29.564
They're half-wits.
We're full-wits!

1506
01:01:29.606 --> 01:01:30.857
I'm sure we can
think of something

1507
01:01:30.899 --> 01:01:32.317
if we all put our
heads together.

1508
01:01:32.359 --> 01:01:35.445
(triumphant music playing)

1509
01:01:35.779 --> 01:01:37.864
Huh. We're one head short.

1510
01:01:37.906 --> 01:01:40.116
Keiko? Get in here!

1511
01:01:40.158 --> 01:01:41.368
Seriously?

1512
01:01:41.409 --> 01:01:43.286
Thought you wanted to be
a member of the team.

1513
01:01:43.328 --> 01:01:46.873
Uh, yeah! Uh, but just so
I have this on the record,

1514
01:01:46.915 --> 01:01:48.083
you and I have a deal.

1515
01:01:48.124 --> 01:01:49.125
- (starts recording)
- I help you,

1516
01:01:49.167 --> 01:01:51.252
you train me
to be a crime fighter.

1517
01:01:51.294 --> 01:01:52.879
You help me,

1518
01:01:52.921 --> 01:01:55.215
I'll train you to be
a crime fighter.

1519
01:01:55.256 --> 01:01:57.008
You have my word.

1520
01:01:57.050 --> 01:02:00.178
Which is something
I apparently have to keep now.

1521
01:02:00.220 --> 01:02:01.096
(stops recording)

1522
01:02:02.347 --> 01:02:04.766
Time to kick some
Doom Syndicate booty.

1523
01:02:04.808 --> 01:02:07.894
Spoken like a true
defender of Metro City.

1524
01:02:07.936 --> 01:02:09.771
This city doesn't
need a defender.

1525
01:02:09.813 --> 01:02:11.356
It needs defenders.

1526
01:02:11.398 --> 01:02:14.359
But first, we're gonna
wanna make a supply run.

1527
01:02:14.401 --> 01:02:15.694
I know where we can go.

1528
01:02:15.735 --> 01:02:16.778
(cart rattling)

1529
01:02:16.820 --> 01:02:18.822
Welcome to Everything City.

1530
01:02:18.863 --> 01:02:20.615
500,000 square feet

1531
01:02:20.657 --> 01:02:22.742
with over 500 locations
in all 50 states.

1532
01:02:22.784 --> 01:02:24.285
Just like the commercial says,

1533
01:02:24.327 --> 01:02:26.705
"If the thing you're looking
for is not at Everything City,

1534
01:02:26.746 --> 01:02:27.747
it's not a thing."

1535
01:02:27.789 --> 01:02:29.582
- (grunts) Chum.
- (cart rattles)

1536
01:02:29.624 --> 01:02:32.293
Set a course for savings!

1537
01:02:32.335 --> 01:02:33.962
(retail Muzak playing)

1538
01:02:34.004 --> 01:02:36.131
Welcome to Everything City!

1539
01:02:36.506 --> 01:02:38.925
We've got less than an hour
to stop The Doom Syndicate,

1540
01:02:38.967 --> 01:02:41.553
so stick to the list.
We're not here to browse.

1541
01:02:42.637 --> 01:02:43.805
(Megamind laughs)

1542
01:02:43.847 --> 01:02:45.432
- (laughs)
- (clattering)

1543
01:02:45.473 --> 01:02:47.434
* Everything City,
where you feel like a king *

1544
01:02:47.475 --> 01:02:49.644
- Whoa! Ooh...
- * If we don't have it *

1545
01:02:49.686 --> 01:02:51.312
- Ahem!
- * It's not a thing *

1546
01:02:51.354 --> 01:02:54.441
No thermal lasers.
No giant robot suits.

1547
01:02:54.482 --> 01:02:56.317
No polarity reversers.

1548
01:02:56.359 --> 01:02:59.779
Oh, nose hair clippers!
Crisis averted!

1549
01:02:59.821 --> 01:03:03.366
- (clanging)
- (grunting)

1550
01:03:04.284 --> 01:03:05.618
Think fast, Chum!

1551
01:03:06.202 --> 01:03:08.913
- * Just waiting for you *
- (grunts, laughs)

1552
01:03:09.456 --> 01:03:12.709
* Everything City, where
we'll make your heart sing *

1553
01:03:13.168 --> 01:03:16.546
That's just about everything.
Now, just need tennis balls.

1554
01:03:17.464 --> 01:03:18.715
All of them.

1555
01:03:19.174 --> 01:03:21.426
- (rattling)
- (both grunting)

1556
01:03:21.468 --> 01:03:23.011
(yelling)

1557
01:03:25.805 --> 01:03:27.974
Oh, excuse me,
I'm looking for a parakeet.

1558
01:03:28.016 --> 01:03:30.477
It's a gift of appreciation
for a friend.

1559
01:03:30.518 --> 01:03:33.396
Oh, I've got just the one, sir.

1560
01:03:33.438 --> 01:03:34.564
I give you,

1561
01:03:34.606 --> 01:03:36.733
- Mephistopheles...
- (angelic music playing)

1562
01:03:36.775 --> 01:03:39.694
...the parakeet of the gods.

1563
01:03:39.736 --> 01:03:41.863
Ah!

1564
01:03:43.031 --> 01:03:45.325 line:5%
- (squawks)
- (splats)

1565
01:03:45.367 --> 01:03:47.077
Oh, absolutely not.

1566
01:03:47.494 --> 01:03:50.246
- (clanging)
- (grunting)

1567
01:03:50.288 --> 01:03:51.373
(roars)

1568
01:03:51.414 --> 01:03:54.417
- (elevator music playing)
- (slurping)

1569
01:03:56.878 --> 01:03:58.546
(Nighty-Knight
and Behemoth grunting)

1570
01:03:58.588 --> 01:04:00.006
(roaring)

1571
01:04:02.092 --> 01:04:04.803
Um, how will you
be paying today?

1572
01:04:05.345 --> 01:04:08.139
- Set to crème brûlée.
- (clicking, whooshes)

1573
01:04:08.181 --> 01:04:10.725
Uh, we'll put it on my card.

1574
01:04:11.226 --> 01:04:14.562
Oh, right!
Paying for things. (laughs)

1575
01:04:14.604 --> 01:04:18.358
Whoever came up with that
scheme is a real evil genius.

1576
01:04:19.567 --> 01:04:20.568
(scanner beeps)

1577
01:04:21.152 --> 01:04:22.946
Nighty-Knight:
The darkness fades to light,

1578
01:04:22.987 --> 01:04:25.699
and I have failed to
breach the entrance.

1579
01:04:25.740 --> 01:04:27.033
I have failed.

1580
01:04:27.075 --> 01:04:30.245
- I have failed!
- (clangs)

1581
01:04:30.286 --> 01:04:30.995
(door crashes)

1582
01:04:31.371 --> 01:04:34.457
Good news, everyone.
We're in.

1583
01:04:34.499 --> 01:04:36.459
It's about time!
(grunts)

1584
01:04:36.501 --> 01:04:40.505
(all grunting, straining)

1585
01:04:42.048 --> 01:04:44.217
- (tense music playing)
- (groaning)

1586
01:04:44.259 --> 01:04:45.552
Say what you will
about Megamind,

1587
01:04:45.593 --> 01:04:48.138
but he's always made
things user-friendly.

1588
01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:50.140
Nighty-Knight:
Whoa! Not so fast.

1589
01:04:50.181 --> 01:04:53.018
- Who said you could press it?
- I'm the leader!

1590
01:04:53.059 --> 01:04:55.979
Are we really gonna
keep arguing this point?

1591
01:04:56.021 --> 01:04:58.189
- We are!
- Nighty-Knight: We gotta figure this out

1592
01:04:58.231 --> 01:05:00.984
if we're gonna live on the
dark side of the moon together.

1593
01:05:01.026 --> 01:05:02.235
Megamind (on speakers):
Ollo!

1594
01:05:02.277 --> 01:05:04.696
Let me guess.
Leadership squabble?

1595
01:05:04.738 --> 01:05:06.448
Zombie Megamind!

1596
01:05:06.489 --> 01:05:09.492
Obviously he's not dead,
rocks for brains!

1597
01:05:09.534 --> 01:05:12.912
But, he is just in time to
see us complete the job

1598
01:05:12.954 --> 01:05:14.956
he wasn't evil enough
to finish.

1599
01:05:15.832 --> 01:05:17.083
(alarm blaring)

1600
01:05:17.125 --> 01:05:18.960
Computer:
Launch sequence initiated.

1601
01:05:19.002 --> 01:05:21.296
Five minutes to ignition.

1602
01:05:21.338 --> 01:05:23.506
Perfect amount of time to
bring you four to justice

1603
01:05:23.548 --> 01:05:26.509
and still be able to microwave
some pop-ed corn.

1604
01:05:26.551 --> 01:05:30.263
Nighty-Knight:
You really think you can go toe-to-toe with us alone?

1605
01:05:30.555 --> 01:05:33.808
Whoopsie. Not alone.
(imitates buzzer) You lose.

1606
01:05:33.850 --> 01:05:36.603
Oh! It's Megamind's evil bride!

1607
01:05:36.644 --> 01:05:38.355
Not evil, not a bride.

1608
01:05:38.396 --> 01:05:42.359
That was an act we decided on.
Together... sorta.

1609
01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:45.236
But, obviously, zere
is some romantic tension

1610
01:05:45.278 --> 01:05:48.114
- between you two, no?
- Both: It's complicated.

1611
01:05:48.156 --> 01:05:50.784
Guys, do I have to
villain-splain

1612
01:05:50.825 --> 01:05:52.118
everything to you?

1613
01:05:52.160 --> 01:05:54.537
They're obviously here
to stop the launch!

1614
01:05:54.579 --> 01:05:55.789
Get 'em!

1615
01:05:55.830 --> 01:05:57.540
(dramatic crescendo)

1616
01:05:58.041 --> 01:05:59.292
**

1617
01:05:59.334 --> 01:06:01.252
Chum, code:
"They're coming out!"

1618
01:06:01.294 --> 01:06:04.255
- Chum: Got it, sir.
- (tool grinding)

1619
01:06:05.423 --> 01:06:07.717
Nose hair clippers, huh?
Who knew?

1620
01:06:07.759 --> 01:06:09.803
They're industrial grade.

1621
01:06:09.844 --> 01:06:12.097
Code: "I'm going in!"

1622
01:06:12.138 --> 01:06:14.891
Code: "Good luck" and code:
"Try not to get zapped."

1623
01:06:14.933 --> 01:06:17.936
**

1624
01:06:17.977 --> 01:06:19.646
(Chum's suit whirring)

1625
01:06:19.688 --> 01:06:22.482
Okay. Just gotta press
the button and stop the launch.

1626
01:06:22.524 --> 01:06:23.400
No need for alarm.

1627
01:06:23.441 --> 01:06:24.943
- (alarm blaring)
- Huh? The alarm!

1628
01:06:24.984 --> 01:06:27.195
Someone's breaking
into the lair!

1629
01:06:27.862 --> 01:06:29.823
- Oh right, that's me.
- (clicking)

1630
01:06:29.864 --> 01:06:31.700
(devices humming)

1631
01:06:31.741 --> 01:06:33.451
(beeping)

1632
01:06:33.493 --> 01:06:36.204
Ah! Whoa! Ah!

1633
01:06:37.038 --> 01:06:38.498
Uh-oh!

1634
01:06:38.540 --> 01:06:39.833
Ah!

1635
01:06:40.166 --> 01:06:42.377
(groaning, whimpering)

1636
01:06:42.711 --> 01:06:45.171
- (whirring)
- Okay. Gotta time this right.

1637
01:06:45.213 --> 01:06:48.133
- (beeping)
- One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three!

1638
01:06:48.174 --> 01:06:50.343
(blasters firing)

1639
01:06:50.385 --> 01:06:53.054
(explosions)

1640
01:06:54.055 --> 01:06:55.473
(clattering)

1641
01:06:55.515 --> 01:06:57.434
(lights zapping)

1642
01:06:57.475 --> 01:06:58.435
(grunts)

1643
01:06:58.476 --> 01:07:00.562
Hey, I did it!

1644
01:07:00.603 --> 01:07:02.188
(whirring)

1645
01:07:02.230 --> 01:07:04.524
Brainbot:
Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...

1646
01:07:04.566 --> 01:07:07.318
Ahh, why did we have
to be so thorough?

1647
01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:08.611
Brainbot:
Intruder alert.

1648
01:07:08.653 --> 01:07:10.196
**

1649
01:07:10.238 --> 01:07:11.781
Nighty-Knight:
Hey, where'd they go?

1650
01:07:11.823 --> 01:07:12.866
(pops)

1651
01:07:12.907 --> 01:07:14.743
- (grunts) What the?
- Huh?

1652
01:07:14.784 --> 01:07:16.786
(whirring)

1653
01:07:16.828 --> 01:07:19.497
Now the ball is in our court!

1654
01:07:19.539 --> 01:07:22.709
- Get it?
- Not bad, though I would've gone with,

1655
01:07:22.751 --> 01:07:24.127
"Tennis, anyone?"

1656
01:07:24.169 --> 01:07:27.756
- (launching, popping)
- (Syndicate grunting, yelping)

1657
01:07:28.590 --> 01:07:31.176
- Nighty-Knight:
Ah! Not the face! - You don't have a face!

1658
01:07:31.217 --> 01:07:33.845
Nighty-Knight:
Oh, right. Ah! Ow!

1659
01:07:33.887 --> 01:07:35.889
- Oh!
- Stop moving around.

1660
01:07:35.930 --> 01:07:37.390
I can't get a clean shot!

1661
01:07:37.432 --> 01:07:39.768
Tiny stings hurt Behemoth!

1662
01:07:39.809 --> 01:07:42.103
Stand still, you giant baby.

1663
01:07:42.145 --> 01:07:43.229
Playtime's over.

1664
01:07:43.271 --> 01:07:44.356
- (pops)
- Ah!

1665
01:07:44.397 --> 01:07:46.149
Not sure we're going
to beat these guys

1666
01:07:46.191 --> 01:07:47.901
with sporting equipment.

1667
01:07:47.942 --> 01:07:49.527
We just need to buy Chum time,

1668
01:07:49.569 --> 01:07:52.614
and if I know my ingenious
little robot fish monkey,

1669
01:07:52.655 --> 01:07:55.325
he should be cleverly slipping
through the lair's defenses

1670
01:07:55.367 --> 01:07:57.619
- right about now!
- (pops)

1671
01:07:57.994 --> 01:07:59.621
Help! I've been caught

1672
01:07:59.662 --> 01:08:01.873
- trying to slip through
the lair's defenses! - (whirring)

1673
01:08:01.915 --> 01:08:05.168
Brainbots:
Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...

1674
01:08:05.210 --> 01:08:07.295
(sighs) Okay, relax.
You got this.

1675
01:08:07.337 --> 01:08:08.797
Think, Chum, think!

1676
01:08:09.798 --> 01:08:11.257
- (gasps) Ah!
- (beeping)

1677
01:08:11.299 --> 01:08:12.592
(bots winding up)

1678
01:08:12.634 --> 01:08:14.803
- Robot Voice:
Eject, eject, eject! - Ah!

1679
01:08:15.095 --> 01:08:16.805
(explosion blasts)

1680
01:08:16.846 --> 01:08:20.600
**

1681
01:08:21.726 --> 01:08:23.311 line:5%
Yah! Oh!

1682
01:08:23.353 --> 01:08:26.398 line:5%
(groans)
I'm gonna miss that body.

1683
01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.316 line:5%
It was my second favorite.

1684
01:08:28.358 --> 01:08:31.069 line:5%
- Just have to hurry
before I dry out. - (splatting)

1685
01:08:31.111 --> 01:08:33.863 line:5%
- (grunting)
- (beeping)

1686
01:08:33.905 --> 01:08:36.366
(gasps) The launch button!

1687
01:08:37.242 --> 01:08:39.077
- (clangs)
- Ah!

1688
01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:40.286
Whoa! (grunts)

1689
01:08:40.328 --> 01:08:43.206
- (squishing)
- Almost... there!

1690
01:08:43.248 --> 01:08:47.252
Well, well.
Nice of you to flop in.

1691
01:08:47.836 --> 01:08:51.798
Can I trouble you guys for
a tank of dechlorinated water?

1692
01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:53.049
(laughter)

1693
01:08:53.091 --> 01:08:55.135
Computer:
Preparing city to launch.

1694
01:08:55.176 --> 01:08:56.219
Nine...

1695
01:08:56.261 --> 01:08:59.097
(rockets revving, blasting)

1696
01:08:59.139 --> 01:09:00.890 line:5%
- Eight...
- Ah!

1697
01:09:00.932 --> 01:09:03.059
- (rumbling)
- Citizens: Ah! What are we gonna do?

1698
01:09:03.101 --> 01:09:05.270
What's happening?
Run for your lives!

1699
01:09:05.311 --> 01:09:07.981
(indistinct yelling)

1700
01:09:08.023 --> 01:09:09.566
Computer:
Seven...

1701
01:09:09.858 --> 01:09:10.859
(popping)

1702
01:09:11.234 --> 01:09:13.278
(Behemoth grunts)

1703
01:09:15.947 --> 01:09:17.198
- (beeping)
- Six...

1704
01:09:17.907 --> 01:09:20.535
I thought Chum was
supposed to stop it by now.

1705
01:09:20.577 --> 01:09:23.329
You know him, always
waiting till the last second.

1706
01:09:23.371 --> 01:09:24.497
Computer:
Five...

1707
01:09:24.539 --> 01:09:28.501
(people crying, screaming)

1708
01:09:28.543 --> 01:09:29.753
Four...

1709
01:09:29.794 --> 01:09:32.047
(force field humming)

1710
01:09:32.088 --> 01:09:33.089
(zaps)

1711
01:09:33.131 --> 01:09:34.507
Three...

1712
01:09:34.924 --> 01:09:38.011
(balls firing, popping)

1713
01:09:38.053 --> 01:09:39.012
Two...

1714
01:09:39.054 --> 01:09:41.181
(blasting)

1715
01:09:41.222 --> 01:09:44.517
- One. Commencing launch.
- (beeps)

1716
01:09:44.559 --> 01:09:47.062
- There goes the last second.
- (rockets blast)

1717
01:09:47.103 --> 01:09:48.355
(both shouting)

1718
01:09:48.396 --> 01:09:50.398
(rumbling, crackling)

1719
01:09:50.440 --> 01:09:53.693
(dramatic music playing)

1720
01:09:53.735 --> 01:09:55.695
(creaking)

1721
01:09:55.737 --> 01:09:58.281
Gotta say,
not a fan of Phase Two!

1722
01:09:58.323 --> 01:10:00.033
In theory, it was amazing.

1723
01:10:00.075 --> 01:10:02.535
- In practice, kinda horrifying.
- (whirring, popping)

1724
01:10:02.577 --> 01:10:05.246
- (empty guns hissing)
- And the hits keep on comin'.

1725
01:10:05.288 --> 01:10:07.791
**

1726
01:10:08.500 --> 01:10:11.252
We'll buy Chum more time
if we split up.

1727
01:10:12.087 --> 01:10:15.256
(rockets roaring)

1728
01:10:17.550 --> 01:10:19.803
- Help! Outta my way! Me first!
- (yelps)

1729
01:10:19.844 --> 01:10:22.722
- What are we supposed
to do now?! - Where am I gonna go?!

1730
01:10:22.764 --> 01:10:24.307
- (people screaming)
- What's going on?

1731
01:10:24.349 --> 01:10:27.060
We're all doomed! Doomed!

1732
01:10:27.102 --> 01:10:28.687
(crowd screaming)

1733
01:10:28.728 --> 01:10:31.314
- Mr. Mayor, what's your plan?
- I'm sorry!

1734
01:10:31.356 --> 01:10:33.400
I didn't know I needed
an actual plan

1735
01:10:33.441 --> 01:10:35.610
for the city
launching into space!

1736
01:10:35.652 --> 01:10:37.821
Someone clearly
needs to take charge!

1737
01:10:37.862 --> 01:10:39.906
That's supposed to be you!

1738
01:10:39.948 --> 01:10:41.866
I just remembered,

1739
01:10:41.908 --> 01:10:45.912
I got a really important
lunch meeting. Gotta go!

1740
01:10:47.122 --> 01:10:49.249
(all screaming)

1741
01:10:49.290 --> 01:10:52.585
Everyone, please
try and calm down!

1742
01:10:52.627 --> 01:10:55.505
- There's no
contingency plan for this! - Somebody hold me!

1743
01:10:55.547 --> 01:10:57.924
- Keiko: Everyone,
shut your pie holes! - (crowd stops)

1744
01:10:57.966 --> 01:11:01.011
My girl's trying to save
your butts, so listen up!

1745
01:11:01.052 --> 01:11:03.263
You got this.

1746
01:11:03.304 --> 01:11:05.682
- (Roxanne grunts)
- (hopeful music playing)

1747
01:11:05.724 --> 01:11:06.683
Police!

1748
01:11:06.725 --> 01:11:08.601
Have your officers
dissolve panic

1749
01:11:08.643 --> 01:11:11.312
and steer people indoors
or underground.

1750
01:11:11.688 --> 01:11:13.064
(car doors open, engines start)

1751
01:11:13.106 --> 01:11:14.941
- Paramedics,
have ambulances ready. - (sirens wail)

1752
01:11:14.983 --> 01:11:17.944
Also, be prepared to
distribute air sickness pills

1753
01:11:17.986 --> 01:11:19.571
in large quantities.

1754
01:11:19.612 --> 01:11:22.282 line:5%
All for that!
I already barfed twice.

1755
01:11:22.323 --> 01:11:25.285
And firefighters,
I need the keys to that.

1756
01:11:25.326 --> 01:11:26.953
(dramatic crescendo)

1757
01:11:26.995 --> 01:11:28.204
(siren blaring)

1758
01:11:28.246 --> 01:11:32.083
(rockets roaring)

1759
01:11:34.878 --> 01:11:37.672
- (beeps)
- Chum, the whole city's about to have a new zip code!

1760
01:11:37.714 --> 01:11:40.383
You have to hit
the "Cancel Launch" button!

1761
01:11:40.425 --> 01:11:42.594
Kind of busy
at the moment, sir.

1762
01:11:42.635 --> 01:11:46.014
Yeah, busy getting
turned into sushi.

1763
01:11:46.056 --> 01:11:47.766 line:5%
I should warn you guys.

1764
01:11:47.807 --> 01:11:51.227 line:5%
I'm an expert in
the aquatic arts! En guard!

1765
01:11:51.269 --> 01:11:53.229
(rapid grunting)

1766
01:11:53.271 --> 01:11:54.939
Whoa!

1767
01:11:54.981 --> 01:11:56.399
- (laughs)
- (chomps)

1768
01:11:56.441 --> 01:11:58.735
- (screaming)
- (grunting)

1769
01:11:59.986 --> 01:12:01.321
(yelling)

1770
01:12:01.363 --> 01:12:03.198
- (groaning)
- (Chum screaming)

1771
01:12:03.615 --> 01:12:06.034
- (grunts)
- (squeaking)

1772
01:12:06.076 --> 01:12:08.703
**

1773
01:12:09.996 --> 01:12:12.457
- Computer: Ascent terminated.
- (rockets stop)

1774
01:12:16.503 --> 01:12:19.005
(force field whirring)

1775
01:12:19.047 --> 01:12:21.174
(hopeful music playing)

1776
01:12:21.216 --> 01:12:23.218
- (beeps)
- You did it, Chum!

1777
01:12:23.259 --> 01:12:26.221
(whirring)

1778
01:12:26.262 --> 01:12:29.140
- (rumbling)
- Oh no, you did it, Chum!

1779
01:12:29.182 --> 01:12:31.059
The city's falling too fast!

1780
01:12:31.101 --> 01:12:32.560
- We have to try to--
- (creaks)

1781
01:12:33.061 --> 01:12:35.021
- (growling)
- (crashes)

1782
01:12:35.063 --> 01:12:36.356
(Megamind whimpering)

1783
01:12:36.398 --> 01:12:39.067
This is the end of the line
for you, Megamind!

1784
01:12:39.109 --> 01:12:42.362
You all do know we're plunging
toward the earth right now?

1785
01:12:42.404 --> 01:12:44.864
Do not try to confuse us
with science.

1786
01:12:44.906 --> 01:12:46.741
- (powers humming)
- Megamind: Wait!

1787
01:12:46.783 --> 01:12:49.035
As former leader of
The Doom Syndicate,

1788
01:12:49.077 --> 01:12:50.704
and according to evil custom,

1789
01:12:50.745 --> 01:12:52.664
I claim my right
to my own demise

1790
01:12:52.706 --> 01:12:56.292
per the Villain Charter,
article seven, paragraph four.

1791
01:12:56.334 --> 01:12:57.544
Syndicate:
Huh?

1792
01:12:57.585 --> 01:12:59.879
The article states that
an outgoing evil leader

1793
01:12:59.921 --> 01:13:02.632
can only be terminated
by the new evil leader.

1794
01:13:02.674 --> 01:13:05.427
So, which one of you
is that again?

1795
01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:07.637
Guys, it's me.
You know it is.

1796
01:13:07.679 --> 01:13:09.848
Nighty-Knight:
I'm the darkest and the doomiest.

1797
01:13:09.889 --> 01:13:12.767
I am ze clear choice.
I have a beret.

1798
01:13:12.809 --> 01:13:15.895
Behemoth wonder if
we can put differences aside

1799
01:13:15.937 --> 01:13:17.397
and find commonality

1800
01:13:17.439 --> 01:13:20.233
in the ultimate
vanquishing of archfoe.

1801
01:13:20.275 --> 01:13:21.860
Nighty-Knight:
Huh...

1802
01:13:21.901 --> 01:13:25.071
- (Megamind panting)
- (gasps) He's getting away!

1803
01:13:25.113 --> 01:13:27.866
Nighty-Knight:
Make haste, my fellow doom slayers.

1804
01:13:28.074 --> 01:13:30.243
(dramatic music playing)

1805
01:13:30.285 --> 01:13:34.622
- (rumbling)
- (air rushing)

1806
01:13:34.664 --> 01:13:36.416
He's down here somewhere!

1807
01:13:36.458 --> 01:13:39.544
I feel it in the black void
of my soul!

1808
01:13:41.463 --> 01:13:42.922
- (beeps)
- Chum, are you there?

1809
01:13:42.964 --> 01:13:45.467
You have to get to
the manual controls.

1810
01:13:45.508 --> 01:13:48.261
- (alarm blaring)
- Computer: City descending.

1811
01:13:48.303 --> 01:13:51.056 line:5%
No can do, sir.
Lost my bowl.

1812
01:13:51.097 --> 01:13:52.766 line:5%
No getting out of this one.

1813
01:13:52.807 --> 01:13:54.601
There's always a way out.

1814
01:13:54.642 --> 01:13:56.686
Help is on the way,
friend of friends.

1815
01:13:56.728 --> 01:13:58.188
- (beeps)
- Polly 227!

1816
01:13:58.229 --> 01:14:01.316
- (on speaker)
Launch Operation Parakeet! - (whirring)

1817
01:14:01.358 --> 01:14:02.525
(cawing)

1818
01:14:02.567 --> 01:14:05.278
(dramatic music playing)

1819
01:14:05.320 --> 01:14:07.238
(truck horn blowing)

1820
01:14:07.280 --> 01:14:09.741
(operatic vocalizing)

1821
01:14:09.783 --> 01:14:11.201
(girders whipping by)

1822
01:14:16.039 --> 01:14:17.082
Ha, ha!

1823
01:14:17.123 --> 01:14:18.708
(cawing)

1824
01:14:22.295 --> 01:14:24.172
(cawing)

1825
01:14:27.926 --> 01:14:29.260
(cawing)

1826
01:14:31.554 --> 01:14:35.266
- (lasers firing)
- (Polly cawing)

1827
01:14:35.308 --> 01:14:37.394
(explosion blasts)

1828
01:14:37.435 --> 01:14:40.522
- (groaning)
- (Polly cawing)

1829
01:14:40.563 --> 01:14:44.109
(gasping)

1830
01:14:44.150 --> 01:14:45.568
- (cawing)
- Sir,

1831
01:14:45.610 --> 01:14:48.905
you made me my own
brainbot pet parakeet?

1832
01:14:48.947 --> 01:14:51.157
Megamind (on speakers):
Chum, meet Polly 227,

1833
01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:53.993
a show of appreciation
for all you mean to me.

1834
01:14:54.035 --> 01:14:57.872
I know you wanted a real one,
but again, so much poop.

1835
01:14:58.248 --> 01:15:01.501
(gasps) I love him, Sir!

1836
01:15:01.543 --> 01:15:03.086
(Polly cawing)

1837
01:15:03.128 --> 01:15:06.464
Eternal darkness
awaits you, Megamind.

1838
01:15:06.506 --> 01:15:08.216
What to do, what to do?

1839
01:15:08.258 --> 01:15:10.844
(gasps) Disguise generator!

1840
01:15:12.053 --> 01:15:14.180
I can smell your fear.

1841
01:15:14.222 --> 01:15:16.766
It smells like dark bacon.

1842
01:15:19.310 --> 01:15:20.520
Ho-ho!

1843
01:15:20.562 --> 01:15:22.689
Look into my eyes and fall
under my power,

1844
01:15:22.731 --> 01:15:24.441
- man of blue.
- (woozy groaning)

1845
01:15:24.482 --> 01:15:27.527
- (whirring)
- (snores)

1846
01:15:27.569 --> 01:15:30.697
Ha, ha!
Zee badge of leadership is moi!

1847
01:15:30.739 --> 01:15:33.241
Don't pop
the champagne just yet.

1848
01:15:33.283 --> 01:15:35.201
Oh? (growls)

1849
01:15:35.243 --> 01:15:36.995
(grunting)

1850
01:15:38.038 --> 01:15:40.040
(yelping)

1851
01:15:40.081 --> 01:15:41.541
(struggling)

1852
01:15:41.583 --> 01:15:45.378
Zis is impossibleh!

1853
01:15:45.420 --> 01:15:47.380
- Solid! (yelps)
- (zaps)

1854
01:15:47.422 --> 01:15:49.341
(laughing)

1855
01:15:49.382 --> 01:15:51.051
Reap the whirlwind, Megamind!

1856
01:15:51.092 --> 01:15:53.053
- (electricity whirring)
- (yelling)

1857
01:15:53.094 --> 01:15:56.097
- (explosion)
- (grunting, groans)

1858
01:15:57.015 --> 01:15:58.266
Not a whirlwind.

1859
01:15:58.308 --> 01:16:01.186
Roxanne was right!
You are terrible at weather!

1860
01:16:01.227 --> 01:16:05.106
Maybe so, but at least
I'd still be around to enjoy it.

1861
01:16:05.148 --> 01:16:08.109
- You, not so much.
- (electricity crackling)

1862
01:16:08.151 --> 01:16:10.403
**

1863
01:16:10.445 --> 01:16:13.448
I guess you always were meant
to be the leader, Lady Doppler.

1864
01:16:13.490 --> 01:16:15.492
- I know, right?
- (thunder crashing)

1865
01:16:15.533 --> 01:16:18.620
But a word of advice.
(grunts)

1866
01:16:18.661 --> 01:16:20.372
(lightning zaps)

1867
01:16:20.413 --> 01:16:21.456
(grunts)

1868
01:16:21.498 --> 01:16:23.917
- Stay grounded!
- (zapping)

1869
01:16:23.958 --> 01:16:26.044
(screaming)

1870
01:16:26.086 --> 01:16:28.713
(yelping)

1871
01:16:28.755 --> 01:16:31.299
(whimpering)

1872
01:16:32.050 --> 01:16:33.176
(grunts)

1873
01:16:33.218 --> 01:16:35.553
Oh, why are puns always
so hard to avoid?

1874
01:16:35.595 --> 01:16:38.306
(grunts)
Oh, I forgot all about you.

1875
01:16:38.348 --> 01:16:40.266
When I was on such a good roll.

1876
01:16:40.308 --> 01:16:44.396
Uh, Behemoth figure just wait
until competition eliminated

1877
01:16:44.437 --> 01:16:46.064
before squashing blue man.

1878
01:16:46.106 --> 01:16:48.358
That's actually
a really good plan.

1879
01:16:48.400 --> 01:16:50.985
Behemoth appreciate compliment.

1880
01:16:51.027 --> 01:16:52.529
(roars, spits)

1881
01:16:52.570 --> 01:16:54.239
I squish you now.

1882
01:16:54.280 --> 01:16:55.657
Hey, look over there!

1883
01:16:55.699 --> 01:16:58.076
Behemoth no fall
for oldest trick in the--

1884
01:16:58.118 --> 01:16:59.619
- (truck horn blares)
- (grunts)

1885
01:16:59.661 --> 01:17:01.871
- (truck crashing)
- (siren dying)

1886
01:17:03.331 --> 01:17:05.959
I'm sorry.
Was I interrupting something?

1887
01:17:06.543 --> 01:17:07.794
My hero.

1888
01:17:07.836 --> 01:17:09.838
(triumphant music playing)

1889
01:17:09.879 --> 01:17:12.132
- (gasps) Behind you!
- (whooshing)

1890
01:17:12.173 --> 01:17:15.343
- (Nighty-Knight laughs)
- (smoke hissing)

1891
01:17:16.678 --> 01:17:18.138
Nighty-Knight:
How's this for scary?

1892
01:17:18.179 --> 01:17:19.472
(gasps)

1893
01:17:19.514 --> 01:17:21.766
Leadership, here I come.

1894
01:17:21.808 --> 01:17:24.310
Hey, tall, dark,
and trying too hard.

1895
01:17:24.352 --> 01:17:25.562
**

1896
01:17:25.603 --> 01:17:27.522
Nighty-Knight:
Huh? What's that?

1897
01:17:27.564 --> 01:17:30.734
Either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

1898
01:17:30.775 --> 01:17:32.694
- (zaps)
- (Nighty-Knight gasps, groans)

1899
01:17:32.736 --> 01:17:35.488
- (metal crashing)
- (toy squeaks)

1900
01:17:35.530 --> 01:17:37.407
Nighty, night, Nighty-Knight.

1901
01:17:37.949 --> 01:17:40.660
Huh. Guess it was
a flash grenade.

1902
01:17:40.702 --> 01:17:43.997
You are 100% going up
on my inspiration board.

1903
01:17:44.039 --> 01:17:45.665
- (rumbling)
- (all yelp)

1904
01:17:45.707 --> 01:17:47.792
No time for laurel resting.
Let's go!

1905
01:17:47.834 --> 01:17:49.502
(dramatic music playing)

1906
01:17:49.544 --> 01:17:52.839
(air rushing)

1907
01:17:52.881 --> 01:17:55.216
- Computer:
Reaching terminal velocity. - (alarm blaring)

1908
01:17:55.258 --> 01:17:59.429
(straining)
The retro rocket lever is jammed! (grunts)

1909
01:17:59.471 --> 01:18:01.431
I can't do this alone!

1910
01:18:01.473 --> 01:18:03.224
Megamind:
Nor will you have to.

1911
01:18:04.309 --> 01:18:06.019
This is a team effort.

1912
01:18:06.061 --> 01:18:08.271
- Hup!
- (Go Fish Gang member grunts)

1913
01:18:08.313 --> 01:18:09.856
(all straining)

1914
01:18:09.898 --> 01:18:11.983
Megamind:
We need more mega-muscle!

1915
01:18:12.025 --> 01:18:14.569
Computer: Warning, warning.
Impact is imminent.

1916
01:18:14.611 --> 01:18:17.655
Ground's approaching fast!
(straining)

1917
01:18:17.697 --> 01:18:19.616
Megamind:
Almost there!

1918
01:18:19.657 --> 01:18:21.534
Computer:
Warning, warning...

1919
01:18:21.576 --> 01:18:23.203
Just a little more!

1920
01:18:23.244 --> 01:18:25.872
- (warning continues)
- (Polly cawing)

1921
01:18:25.914 --> 01:18:28.249
- Computer: Warning...
- (all yell)

1922
01:18:28.291 --> 01:18:31.378
(rockets humming)

1923
01:18:31.419 --> 01:18:34.756
(rockets blasting)

1924
01:18:36.299 --> 01:18:38.176
- (thuds)
- (dust flying)

1925
01:18:38.218 --> 01:18:39.552
(all shouting)

1926
01:18:39.594 --> 01:18:41.054
Computer:
City landed.

1927
01:18:41.096 --> 01:18:43.348
Thank you for flying with us.

1928
01:18:43.390 --> 01:18:45.809
(relieved sighs)

1929
01:18:45.850 --> 01:18:48.228
You saved the city again, Sir.

1930
01:18:48.269 --> 01:18:50.563
No, we did.

1931
01:18:50.605 --> 01:18:52.899
**

1932
01:18:52.941 --> 01:18:55.402
- Sorry about your body, Chum.
- That's okay.

1933
01:18:55.443 --> 01:18:58.488 line:5%
- Still got a few spares
in the closet. - (car horn honking)

1934
01:18:58.530 --> 01:19:00.907
- (tires squeal)
- Roxanne: Oh, would you look at that.

1935
01:19:00.949 --> 01:19:02.659
- (car doors open)
- After the city's already saved,

1936
01:19:02.701 --> 01:19:04.994
here comes the mayor
to take all the credit.

1937
01:19:05.036 --> 01:19:07.122
Or he just wants to
give me another award.

1938
01:19:07.163 --> 01:19:10.709
Award?! After what you
just did to the city?

1939
01:19:10.750 --> 01:19:12.502
Hardly a building
damaged this time.

1940
01:19:12.544 --> 01:19:13.795
We're getting good at this.

1941
01:19:13.837 --> 01:19:15.547
Are you kidding?!

1942
01:19:15.588 --> 01:19:18.883
(echoing)
You put the city backwards! Backwards... Backwards...

1943
01:19:19.217 --> 01:19:21.302
Personally, I prefer
a mountain view,

1944
01:19:21.344 --> 01:19:24.681
- but I'll put it back later.
- Uh, just so you know,

1945
01:19:24.723 --> 01:19:26.766
we all risked our lives
to save the city

1946
01:19:26.808 --> 01:19:29.519
while you were
cowering from your job.

1947
01:19:29.811 --> 01:19:32.313
Oh, you think
you can do better?

1948
01:19:32.355 --> 01:19:34.482
I know I can.

1949
01:19:34.524 --> 01:19:35.734
Oh!

1950
01:19:35.775 --> 01:19:37.861
Um, (huffing) okay.

1951
01:19:37.902 --> 01:19:41.406
- (beeps)
- Just sent you my resume.

1952
01:19:41.448 --> 01:19:43.783
- (door shuts, car departs)
- Mayor Roxanne Ritchi.

1953
01:19:43.825 --> 01:19:45.577
I like the sound of that.

1954
01:19:46.036 --> 01:19:49.622
(energetic music playing)

1955
01:19:49.664 --> 01:19:52.917
(crowd cheering)

1956
01:19:54.002 --> 01:19:56.212
(Polly cawing)

1957
01:20:00.133 --> 01:20:03.970
We are ready to do thy bidding,
Your Majesty.

1958
01:20:04.012 --> 01:20:07.432
Okay. Okay.
I'm the mayor now, not royalty.

1959
01:20:07.474 --> 01:20:09.726
Forgive us, Your Excellency.

1960
01:20:09.768 --> 01:20:12.395
Got the exclusive
right here, Mega-fans.

1961
01:20:12.437 --> 01:20:13.772
Roxanne on the inside,

1962
01:20:13.813 --> 01:20:16.608
Megamind, Chum, and yours truly
on the outside.

1963
01:20:16.649 --> 01:20:18.276
And all of us working together

1964
01:20:18.318 --> 01:20:20.945
to keep Metrocity
safe from evil.

1965
01:20:20.987 --> 01:20:23.114
You're getting good
at this hero thing.

1966
01:20:23.156 --> 01:20:25.325
You know, I-I think I finally
learned the big difference

1967
01:20:25.367 --> 01:20:27.827
between being a hero
and being a villain.

1968
01:20:27.869 --> 01:20:28.870
What's that?

1969
01:20:28.912 --> 01:20:31.247
Bad guys look out
for themselves.

1970
01:20:31.289 --> 01:20:33.667
Heroes look out for each other.

1971
01:20:33.708 --> 01:20:37.504
Together, we'll be unstoppable.

1972
01:20:37.545 --> 01:20:40.507
Keiko, if you'll do the honor.

1973
01:20:40.548 --> 01:20:42.884
(excited squealing)

1974
01:20:43.843 --> 01:20:46.596
(triumphant music playing)

1975
01:20:48.598 --> 01:20:50.058
(Polly cawing)

1976
01:20:51.267 --> 01:20:54.854
Evil has finally met its match.

1977
01:20:55.230 --> 01:20:57.190
- (Polly cawing)
- (oil splats)

1978
01:20:57.232 --> 01:20:59.859
Ugh, you've gotta be
kidding me!

1979
01:20:59.901 --> 01:21:02.237
**

1980
01:21:03.446 --> 01:21:06.366
- (dramatic sting)
- I call this meeting to order.

1981
01:21:06.408 --> 01:21:08.743
As leader, I permit it.

1982
01:21:08.785 --> 01:21:12.038
No! Me leader!

1983
01:21:12.080 --> 01:21:15.125
- (wall smashing)
- Huh?

1984
01:21:15.166 --> 01:21:18.086
Suave Voice:
I must say, I commend you all for your efforts

1985
01:21:18.128 --> 01:21:20.338
against Megamind but, alas,

1986
01:21:20.380 --> 01:21:24.592
you lack the proper leadership
to get the job done.

1987
01:21:24.926 --> 01:21:26.052
Oh, really?

1988
01:21:26.094 --> 01:21:27.679
- (powers charging up)
- Ha!

1989
01:21:28.930 --> 01:21:31.224
- (zaps)
- (Pierre shrieks)

1990
01:21:31.266 --> 01:21:34.769
On second thought,
maybe change is a good thing.

1991
01:21:34.811 --> 01:21:37.022
Suave Voice:
So glad you've come around.

1992
01:21:37.063 --> 01:21:38.231
With my help,

1993
01:21:38.273 --> 01:21:40.900
our blue friend
will rue the day

1994
01:21:40.942 --> 01:21:42.694
he betrayed evil.

1995
01:21:42.736 --> 01:21:45.655
Nighty-Knight:
What makes you think you can take down Megamind

1996
01:21:45.697 --> 01:21:46.906
when we all couldn't?

1997
01:21:47.282 --> 01:21:49.617
Because I, Machiavillain,

1998
01:21:49.659 --> 01:21:53.830
am the evil genius who taught
Megamind everything he knows.

1999
01:21:53.872 --> 01:21:56.166
And I promise, our blue friend

2000
01:21:56.207 --> 01:21:59.753
will rue the day
he betrayed evil!

2001
01:21:59.794 --> 01:22:01.504
(evil laugh)

2002
01:22:02.047 --> 01:22:05.300
* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *

2003
01:22:05.342 --> 01:22:08.553
* Incredibly handsome genius
criminal mastermind *

2004
01:22:08.595 --> 01:22:12.182
* But now, he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *

2005
01:22:12.223 --> 01:22:15.060
* A superhero that
you stream online *

2006
01:22:15.101 --> 01:22:18.938
* It's Megamind *

2007
01:22:18.980 --> 01:22:21.900
* Oh, feels good
to be good this time *

2008
01:22:21.941 --> 01:22:25.195 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2009
01:22:25.236 --> 01:22:28.990 line:5%
* Oh, it's Megamind *

2010
01:22:29.449 --> 01:22:32.619 line:5%
* Evildoers,
they better run and hide *

2011
01:22:32.660 --> 01:22:36.289 line:5%
* Him and his sidekick Chum
are working overtime *

2012
01:22:36.331 --> 01:22:39.542 line:5%
* That big blue head
never looked so fine *

2013
01:22:39.584 --> 01:22:42.504 line:5%
* 'Cause he's a hero,
your superhero *

2014
01:22:42.545 --> 01:22:45.840 line:5%
* A superhero that
you stream online *

2015
01:22:45.882 --> 01:22:49.511 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2016
01:22:50.011 --> 01:22:52.889 line:5%
* It feels good
to be good this time *

2017
01:22:52.931 --> 01:22:56.142 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2018
01:22:56.184 --> 01:22:59.646 line:5%
* Woo! Megamind *

2019
01:22:59.688 --> 01:23:02.107 line:5%
(rock guitar riff)

2020
01:23:02.148 --> 01:23:03.775 line:5%
* Oh yeah *

2021
01:23:05.193 --> 01:23:07.320 line:5%
* Oh... *

2022
01:23:13.201 --> 01:23:16.663 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2023
01:23:16.705 --> 01:23:20.125 line:5%
* Oh, it's so good
to be good this time *

2024
01:23:20.166 --> 01:23:22.711 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2025
01:23:22.752 --> 01:23:24.045 line:5%
* Sing it with me now *

2026
01:23:24.087 --> 01:23:26.965 line:5%
* Megamind *

2027
01:23:27.007 --> 01:23:30.969 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2028
01:23:31.011 --> 01:23:33.805 line:5%
* Oh, feels good
to be good this time *

2029
01:23:33.847 --> 01:23:37.642 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2030
01:23:37.684 --> 01:23:41.146 line:5%
* Megamind *

2031
01:23:41.187 --> 01:23:44.190 line:5%
* Ah... *

2032
01:23:44.232 --> 01:23:47.861 line:5%
* A superhero that
you stream online *

2033
01:23:47.902 --> 01:23:51.239 line:5%
* It's Megamind *

2034
01:23:51.281 --> 01:23:54.868 line:5%
* Megamind rules! *

2035
01:23:54.909 --> 01:23:56.327 line:5%
(song ends)

2036
01:23:56.369 --> 01:23:59.581 line:5%
(cinematic music playing)

2037
01:25:03.812 --> 01:25:05.313 line:5%
(shimmers)